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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Howie Schwab, Sports Trivia Showdown, Doug Pederson CANNED, Browns COVID shocker · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, yo yo yo, coming to you
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  Speaker 1: live from Philly. It's the Polly and Tony Fusco Show,
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  Speaker 1: Yo yo yo. As always Polly Fusco here with Tony
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  Speaker 1: Fusco and Tony. Today on the show, we have a guest.
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  Speaker 1: The people may have heard of former ESPN personality, star
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  Speaker 1: of the game show that ran for four seasons, there
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  Speaker 1: Stump the Schwab and quote unquote the Sultan of sports Trivia,
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  Speaker 1: Howie Schwab Sultan. I don't know where he gets off
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  Speaker 1: giving himself that nickname, because anyone who knows anything knows
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  Speaker 1: where the Sultan's of sports trivia. I mean, even though
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  Speaker 1: you know, name something bigger than a sultan emperor. There
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  Speaker 1: you go, we are the Emperor's of sports trivia. Yeah. Well, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna prove it. We're gonna play the game right
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  Speaker 1: here on this show. We're gonna pick Tony against Howie
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  Speaker 1: to see who the real Sultan Emperor a sports trivia is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna swab the deck with him. You know. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, people, a little trivia for you little behind
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  Speaker 1: the scenes inside baseball here. You know, we've been looking
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  Speaker 1: at our numbers on Spotify they give us a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of metrics, and there's one metric on there called unique listeners.
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  Speaker 1: And you know you may be wondering, well, what's a
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  Speaker 1: unique listener. Well, what they do is they look at
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  Speaker 1: each listeners personality profile and determine how unique that person is.
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  Speaker 1: And let me tell you, people, they've determined that we
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  Speaker 1: have hundreds of thousands of unique listeners, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have the cookie cutter listeners with the cookie
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  Speaker 1: cutter personalities. We have unique listeners, many of them. So
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  Speaker 1: congrats to you your people out there. Congrats out there.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, if you're wondering how unique, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we got people in Belgium listening, South Africa, North Africa, Japan,
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  Speaker 1: also Switzerland, which, if you're not aware, is a country
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  Speaker 1: in Europe and surprisingly not home to Cowboys head coach
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  Speaker 1: Barry Switzer. Who know, Yeah, you think you know Switzer
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  Speaker 1: Switzerland makes sense but apparently not. Anyway, we're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: to Howie Schwab in a few minutes here, but first
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  Speaker 1: it's time to go to a segment we actually haven't
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  Speaker 1: done in a while, Tony. But you know, the people,
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  Speaker 1: they demand it, they want it back. We take all
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  Speaker 1: the big sports headlines and we boil them down for
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  Speaker 1: you into the clearest form possible. It's a segment we
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  Speaker 1: call good or not good, Good or not good? All right,
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  Speaker 1: obviously the big story Doug ee P Eagles head coach fired.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we've been saying for years they need to
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  Speaker 1: get rid of this guy. But Tony, is this good
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  Speaker 1: or not good? This is good? As the saying goes,
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  Speaker 1: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but what almost
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  Speaker 1: kills you makes you weaker. And Doug e P, as
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  Speaker 1: we saw, almost killed this team. You know, as we've
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  Speaker 1: reminded you many times people, Doug ee P was the
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  Speaker 1: first NFL coach to get COVID. And what will become
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  Speaker 1: to realize over time here is he's actually a lot
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  Speaker 1: like COVID. You know, in the beginning, you like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we got this no problem. But then over time you
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  Speaker 1: stopped experiencing symptoms. You know, follow me at people. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you get weak, your defenses go down, your coughing up stuff,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like a football you're in quarantine, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in the basement of the NFC East, and then you're
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  Speaker 1: on life support, which is where the Eagles are right now.
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  Speaker 1: That was a great comparison. Anyway, farewell, Doug Peterson. You
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  Speaker 1: lasted five seasons, which is one more than Stump the
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  Speaker 1: Schwab did. So you know, hey, good for you. Yeah, congrats,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Next up, the Cleveland Browns beat the Steelers
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  Speaker 1: even though the offensive staff for Cleveland had COVID. PAULI,
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  Speaker 1: is this good or a good? This is not good.
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  Speaker 1: You know what you're seeing now is that COVID is
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  Speaker 1: actually stocking to effect the outcome of games. Because if
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  Speaker 1: you watched that Brown Steelers mess, you could clearly see
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  Speaker 1: that the Pittsburgh defense was avoiding the Browns because they
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  Speaker 1: were so scared of catching COVID. They were so afraid,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they were just letting them walk straight into
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  Speaker 1: the end zone. And you know, we've seen this before,
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  Speaker 1: haven't we, Tony of course, the famous m J. Flew game.
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  Speaker 1: You know, people think Michael Jordan's was good in this game, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: the Jazz stopped playing defense because they were afraid of
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  Speaker 1: getting the flu from Michael Jordan's. You saw carm Malone
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  Speaker 1: and John Stockton. They were just allowing him to just
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  Speaker 1: walk to the basket. They were doing social distancing during
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  Speaker 1: the game. And next week. You know, don't be surprised
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  Speaker 1: when the Chiefs faced the Browns Kansas City. They're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna show up in hazmat suits. You'll see, yeah, smart alright,
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  Speaker 1: rolling onto the next one, the NFL with the Saints Bears.
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  Speaker 1: They broadcast a game for the first time ever on Nickelodeon. Tony,
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  Speaker 1: is this good or not good? This is good? You know,
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  Speaker 1: we always go over to our cousin, Teresa's house, and
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  Speaker 1: her son Rocco is always watching these Nickelodeon shows with
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  Speaker 1: flying princesses and rainbow ponies and other stupid ship. Then
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  Speaker 1: Sunday we go over there to get some leftovers before
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  Speaker 1: the Browns game, and what do you know, this fucking
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  Speaker 1: football on Nickelodeon. I said, finally, Teresa, you're giving this
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  Speaker 1: poor kids something good to watch. And you know, Nickelodeon
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  Speaker 1: they should consider doing this seven if you ask us,
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  Speaker 1: cut out this my little pony ship. Show the kids
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  Speaker 1: NFL highlights all day, you know, you show them the
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  Speaker 1: breakdowns with Charlie Castily, you know, old NFL films, highlights,
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  Speaker 1: old look backs with don of it in, and then
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  Speaker 1: you know, you mix it up with the current stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You put the players on the grass. See a double day.
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  Speaker 1: You know, how great would it be you see Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Donald on that double day obstacle course, you know, trying
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  Speaker 1: to pick a giant nose and find the red flag.
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  Speaker 1: Be great? Yeah? Great, idea? All right? Last one, Pauli
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  Speaker 1: LaMelo Ball, youngest player ever to get a triple double?
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  Speaker 1: Is this good or not good? This is good? You know, people,
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  Speaker 1: we've been telling you all along, we need to put
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  Speaker 1: laval Ball in a laboratory and just get that guy's
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  Speaker 1: spurm and use it for things. I mean, you think
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  Speaker 1: of what they do with horses, Well, why not do
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  Speaker 1: that with laval ball. I mean, he's the American Pharaoh
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  Speaker 1: of the NBA. This guy's shooting out NBA stars one
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  Speaker 1: after another. I think it's impressive. You know. Basically, what
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  Speaker 1: I hope someday is we have a whole team of
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  Speaker 1: laval ball offspring. And you know, right now the NBA's
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  Speaker 1: talking expansion. Well, you know, Lava Ball he could put
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  Speaker 1: a team in Seattle all by himself. Adam Silva, he
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  Speaker 1: should go talk to LaVall Ball and you know, have
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  Speaker 1: him do that. I couldn't agree more. There's a reason
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  Speaker 1: it's called basket ball. It's not called basket Johnson or
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  Speaker 1: basket Bird or basket Jordan's what is it called? Ball?
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  Speaker 1: And there you go. Yeah, you know this was a
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  Speaker 1: good segment. I gotta say, yeah, this segment is good.
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  Speaker 1: Play that ding sound anyway, But we gotta move on
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  Speaker 1: because I see our guest's coming on the line right now,
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  Speaker 1: so let's get him on the FUSCO Satellite Network satellite alright.
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  Speaker 1: Our guest is known, you know, for some reason as
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  Speaker 1: the Sultan of Sports Trivia, former ESPN personality. Started out
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  Speaker 1: there as a researcher producer, then he became the star
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  Speaker 1: of the sports trivia game show. They're called Stump the Swab. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: let's get him on here, Howie Schwab, Welcome to the show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: for some reason they called me that. You're right, I agree,
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  Speaker 1: so whatever, that's what we're saying. Who who who came
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  Speaker 1: up with that? You give that nickname to yourself? Where
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  Speaker 1: that comes from? Hell? No? No, alright, alright, I know
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  Speaker 1: someone of the ESPN came up with that, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: But well, that's surprising that this ESPN person never heard
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  Speaker 1: of us, because, as you may know, some people do,
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  Speaker 1: some people don't. We were actually offered a game show
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  Speaker 1: by ESPN way back in the day. We had to
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  Speaker 1: turn it down to to other obligations. But that's why
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  Speaker 1: we want to know. And you know, I asked this respectfully,
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  Speaker 1: how the hell did they give you a show? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: They gave me a show because, uh, someone was drunk.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let's be honestly. Oh well that does kind
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  Speaker 1: of explain a lot of decisions at that network. No, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: what happened was Mark Shapiro, the senior vice president of ESPN,
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  Speaker 1: call me his office. I had no idea why, and
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  Speaker 1: he said, we're starting a new show. Uh. It's called
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  Speaker 1: Stump the Schwab. I'm like, what, okay, I when I
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  Speaker 1: when I lose others, I'm just gonna try to have fun.
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  Speaker 1: And uh we went four years. I did okay, I
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  Speaker 1: had I didn't. I did lose. And the funny thing
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  Speaker 1: is one time I was in Las Vegas, uh, and
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  Speaker 1: someone said, oh, you never lost it. And to be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you, I was sixty four and sixteen. I
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  Speaker 1: do know that for a fact. And the guy goes, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you sucked. It might have been me. Yeah, that might
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  Speaker 1: have been Tony. Because that's what we want to know,
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  Speaker 1: you lost the show called Stump the Schwab sixteen times,
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  Speaker 1: So shouldn't the people have beat that beat you? Shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: they be the ones who then become the star of
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  Speaker 1: the show, and you know they kicked your ast to
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  Speaker 1: the car. Yeah, it should be called beat the guy
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  Speaker 1: who beat the Schwab. Well, actually a couple of them
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  Speaker 1: probably could have. Uh, A couple of them were very
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  Speaker 1: very good. One guy, Nabate Aisles was really good. Joel
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  Speaker 1: the polar red Wanska was really good. What kind of
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  Speaker 1: name is that? One guy was really obnoxious to me
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  Speaker 1: and I did not really care for him, to be
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  Speaker 1: honest though, bygones are bygones now, but we want to
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  Speaker 1: know what's the story. Then he came on the show
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  Speaker 1: and said, to be the man, you've got to beat
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  Speaker 1: the man. Oh now I'm playing against Rick Flair. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: nature boy, I like it. But whatever what happened with
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  Speaker 1: this guy? You know you're getting the fight with him?
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  Speaker 1: Did it become like you know, stomplish wob Yeah, why
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  Speaker 1: didn't you kick his ass? Actually I might have liked
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  Speaker 1: to do that, but that's the time you call us.
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  Speaker 1: It turned out he beat me twice and then the
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  Speaker 1: third time, in the first round of the finals, he
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  Speaker 1: got knocked out. So it's like, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to meet you in the finals so bad
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  Speaker 1: and then you blew it. Okay, Well, such is life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they should have scripted at W W E style. That
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  Speaker 1: would have worked. You know, you mentioned the show was
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  Speaker 1: canceled after four seasons. I think I know why. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was because it was too easy. What what
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  Speaker 1: do you think went wrong there? Oh? I don't think
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  Speaker 1: anything really went wrong. It was just programming decided to Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it cost money to do the show because we taped
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  Speaker 1: in New York, and I think it might have been
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  Speaker 1: budget partially. Um, I don't think anything really went wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone who worked on the show did a great job.
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  Speaker 1: We had a lot of fun. No, they didn't give
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  Speaker 1: me the answers. I've heard that one before too. That
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  Speaker 1: saves me my next question. Then that was my that
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  Speaker 1: was my that was my goal, save you question. Look,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have a lot of time, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: beat around the bush, so let's get to the real
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: reason we brought you here. You know, we have that
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  Speaker 1: nickname the Salt in the sports trivia, but we want
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Tony here to challenge you for the title. You know,
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  Speaker 1: w W style. So we're gonna play a game. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna pit you against Tony, right, and I'm gonna ask
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  Speaker 1: each of you some randomly selected questions. Well one way way,
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: wait a second here, if we're doing this, I think
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  Speaker 1: Tony is more like Baron mckel's Secluna who or maybe
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: or maybe Renee Gooule And I'll be Sammartino. You're going
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: to the Classic Wrestlers. That's right exactly. I was gonna
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: go with Ivan put so we can go back to
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: Randy Savage and we can go back to Ultimate. This
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: is a showdown. I'll be will be Andre Let's go.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: All right, well here you go. Here's how what's gonna
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: are you telling me I'm that heavy? Come on, big,
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: big personality, Princess Brian? All right, maybe who knows. Here's
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: how it's gonna work. The first to get three correct
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  Speaker 1: answers wins the title. You got that, both of you there?
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: All right, Tony, We're gonna stand like a steel cage. Okay,
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: all right, now we enough talking. You delay in here
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: because I know you're nervous. Alright here, look, you both
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  Speaker 1: know the rules. So it's time for the Sultan of
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Sports Trivia Showdown. Yeah, that's what we call it. The
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  Speaker 1: business sound effects. Welcome to the thunder Dong. First question
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  Speaker 1: of Tony. Ready, Tony, here, this one's for you. Let's
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: go before Nick Foles led the Eagles to a triumphant
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  Speaker 1: victory in the Super Bowl, who was the last Eagles
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  Speaker 1: quarterback to lead his team to an appearance in the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl? You know that question is easy for me.
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  Speaker 1: The answer is number five. McNab. What are you doing there?
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  Speaker 1: How are we? That question is not for you. Stop
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  Speaker 1: trying to show off. Correct Donovan McNabb. Alright, how one
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  Speaker 1: point for me? Yeah? That one point for Tony? All right, howey,
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  Speaker 1: this one's for you. In the same ballpark. We all
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  Speaker 1: know Donovan McNabb was the second overall pick in the
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  Speaker 1: NFL Draft, But which play I was drafted by the
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  Speaker 1: Eagles in the seventh round of the same draft with
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  Speaker 1: the two hundred and eighth overall pick. Oh again, remind
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  Speaker 1: you these are randomly selected questions. Wow, you know it's
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  Speaker 1: funny because I knew the one in the sixth round.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to him to a try and qualify it. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: we asked, No, no, no, that's a good one. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: seventh round. Let's see, we're gonna need to set a
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  Speaker 1: time here, you know, here bring about five seconds twenty
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  Speaker 1: minute time limit? Match. I I get it. Uh, I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna a great guest, but I can't even do that. Well,
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: you can stop with the excuses because your time's up. Tony.
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  Speaker 1: You know this won't count toward your point total, But
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  Speaker 1: just out of curiosity, can you answer this one? You know,
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  Speaker 1: I think I can jed, we've tight end out of
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  Speaker 1: or again good practice squad. Alright, alright, well that's so
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  Speaker 1: so at the ender round one, it's Tony one, Howie zero. Alright, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: this one's for you. When the Eagles made their first
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  Speaker 1: appearance in the Super Bowl back in which player who
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  Speaker 1: became an ESPN personality too was the quarterback. You know
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  Speaker 1: once again how he plays. Think this one's easy for me.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe not a lot of you out there don't know
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  Speaker 1: it like Howie, but it's Ron Joe Warski. You are correct,
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  Speaker 1: very good, Tony. That's two points for you. Alright, Howie,
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  Speaker 1: now to you not to you same ballpark. When Ron
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Jaworski made his first start for the Eagles back in
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  Speaker 1: Week one of the nineteen seventies seven season against the
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  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who caught his very first touchdown pass.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess, Vince Papali, but I'll be wrong. Well,
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  Speaker 1: then you're right about being wrong, because you're wrong, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: You know this won't count toward your point total, But
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  Speaker 1: just out of curiosity, do you know the answer to
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  Speaker 1: this one? Of course? Who can forget touched down? Tommy Sullivan?
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  Speaker 1: There you go. It was Tommy Sullivan, the running back,
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  Speaker 1: and how we kind of disappointed he didn't get that one?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: You down zero to two. Uh So I'm gonna throw
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  Speaker 1: it to you. How he this one's for you, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Last chance? He had to stay alive. Here we go,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: focus in staying alive. Staying alive. Uh like you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna win any recording contracts either, but all right, here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Before Nick Foles won Super Bowl m v P,
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  Speaker 1: he led his team to victory against the Vikings in
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  Speaker 1: the NFC Championship. Please tell us his yards per attempt
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  Speaker 1: in that game, and make sure to be accurate to
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  Speaker 1: the second decimal point, or unfortunately, we will have to
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  Speaker 1: count it as wrong. Fourteen point one. Say that number again,
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  Speaker 1: point one oh one. Unfortunately, like all your other answers,
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  Speaker 1: that is incorrect. You know, we do appreciate you being
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  Speaker 1: so bullish on Nick Foles. But hey, Tony, just out
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  Speaker 1: of curiosity again, do you know this one? Uh? You
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  Speaker 1: know if memory serves me correctly, uh, I believe he
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  Speaker 1: averaged somewhere about ten point six seven yards per attempt
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  Speaker 1: in that game. Wow, that the nose, Tony, well done
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  Speaker 1: points and that means you are the winner. So how
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  Speaker 1: we this must not? We need you right now to
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  Speaker 1: tell Tony. Please tell Tony and crown him as the
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  Speaker 1: sultan of sports creuva. Please go ahead, come mine. Well, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: you're you're clearly the sultan of Eagles sports trivia. You
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: can't even lose with planet. Let me be honest, Let
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: me be honest. I'm more like Steve Lombardi in wrestling
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  Speaker 1: maybe quick door Rick McGraw, uh, tonight against Andre the
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  Speaker 1: Giant and whole thing. You know, you make it. You're
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: making all these excuses for yourself and I'll show you
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: the d because guess what you're how are you doing?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: You're doing? Man? Guy? That was congratulations Tony. You really
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: showed him. Yeah, yeah, you sure did. I'm still on here, guys,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: what what what? What? Well? That's our producer, Jay, What
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: are of doing? Jay? Hang up on this guy? You
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: didn't disconnect me. Come on, guys, all right, well there
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  Speaker 1: he's gone finally. You know he hangs on there because
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  Speaker 1: the guy gets can't stop talking. Yeah, alright, Well, we're
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: not gonna let that get to us, because you know,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: we have important business to do, as always at this
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  Speaker 1: time of the show, and you know, this week, because
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: we have so many unique listeners around the world, we
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do an ad that catered to their unique taste.
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  Speaker 1: So right now we're gonna do an ad for our
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  Speaker 1: listeners in the country of Switzerland and a great Switzerland company,
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  Speaker 1: one of the big names in the world of chocolate
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  Speaker 1: talk Aaron. Hey, people, what are you doing eating flat chocolate?
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing unique about that. Every chocolate is flat. If
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: you're eating flat chocolate, well you know you're a flat person.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: What you want to do is eat chocolate in the
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  Speaker 1: shape of a triangle. And I, Tony, you had a
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  Speaker 1: great experience with this triangle shaped chocolate recently. Did you
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  Speaker 1: want you to to tell the people? Yeah, I wanted to
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: get something special for this girl. I've been kind of
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: seeing Abolonia for New Year's so naturally I went to
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  Speaker 1: the candy aisle at CBS and I was about to
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: buy one of those fun size her She's kisses when
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I saw this kind of odd shaped chocolate. I brought
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: it home to Abolonia and at the stroke of midnight,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I said, close your eyes, open your mouth, I got
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: a real treat for you. And then I rested a
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: chunk of tablarone on her tongue. And when she realized
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: it was in the shape of a triangle and not
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: a square or a box, she looked at me and
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: she said, whoa what was that? And I said, that
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: was doub Laron, the finest, most unique chocolate that they
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: sell at CBS. And I said, this triangular chocolate is
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: shaped like the Switzerland mountains, just like your tits. And
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: then she said, Wow, you truly are a man of
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: the world. And let's just say we had a very
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: unique rest of the evening. What a wonderful story and
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: such a great tribute to the country of Switzerland. And
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: you know, don't be surprised people if you hear more
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  Speaker 1: ads for great companies from Switzerland because you know, we're
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: a big fan of their furniture. You know, we shop
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: at Ikea all the time, great quality furniture, right, Tony. Yeah,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: we go there at least once a week, you know,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: to have their meat balls the best. Yeah, you get
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: furniture and meatballs and natural combination. Yeah. All right, Well
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: that wraps up the show and well we're not Oh god,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: you can go again. It's a producer, j What what
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: do you want? We're almost done. Ka is Swedish, not Swiss.
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  Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with Switzerland. Well, we want
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with you. So how do you like that?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: You know this is in a geography show? Yeah? Are you?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I got another one? You said unique listeners. That actually
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: means it's one individual listener, like counting one by one.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with the listeners personality. Yeah,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: well you just jealous because you don't have a unique
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: personality like our listeners though. Yeah, leave it to the
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: personalities where the personalities not You shouldn't. Yeah, we do
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: the talking and you do the shutting up. All right,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: let's move on. Are there any more here? Yeah? Real
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: quick one where you mentioned the Grossi. Grossi was a
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Canadian show it wasn't on Nickelodeon. Yeah, well you know
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: who else is gonna be in Canada? You after we
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: kick you off the show and fire your rest and
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: send you out of the country. You think this is
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: what our listeners care about? What shows Nickelodeon? What do
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: you the fucking TV guide? Get out of here? Nobody
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: needs to listen to you. Listen, no more interruptions. We're done.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: We're the closing on the show. We're not gonna thank you,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: and we're definitely not gonna thank How we swab who
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: has been throned forever? Yeah, we kicked his ass. He
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: that guy, he's not even the Sultan of Swing. Good
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: dire Straits reference there, all right, anyway, you know, that's
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: it for the show. Remember to subscribe, go to Apple,
• 23:28
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• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Look up the Fusco show. Good job as always, Tony,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Sam to you, Pauli. Another floorless show. There you go. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we'll see you next week. By everybody see