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BEST OF THE BIG SHOW: Our Biggest Honker · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 5: Here, haw's us has us my Goat twenty twenty six,
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Speaker 2: Are the good stuff re bigger of course? Where we
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Speaker 2: fuel up every single day before the show. How are
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Speaker 2: you today, Pugs?
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Speaker 5: Keezy man, I've had such a fun time with you
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Speaker 5: the last few days, and I am said that it's
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Speaker 5: coming to an end.
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Speaker 7: But also it's the weekend, brother, so I don't care.
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Speaker 2: Big Friday, Pugs, Big Friday. Speaking of which, huge plans
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Speaker 2: for the show. I know we've got stuff to give away,
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Speaker 2: people to call, songs to vote on.
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Speaker 6: What's coming up?
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Speaker 2: Mate?
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Speaker 7: What's happening on the Big Show with old PAGs? That's right, Keezy.
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Speaker 7: Of course we have the daily got pretty soon.
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Speaker 5: But first we've got to crack into some more archival
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Speaker 5: best bits. I've been sifting through twenty twenty two Big Show,
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Speaker 5: so pretty ancient stuff like our first what is that?
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Speaker 7: It was our first year, second year of existence.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't even come in until late twenty twenty two,
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Speaker 5: so this is even before my time, and it was
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Speaker 5: the days of let's just say, Mike Minoga and old
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Speaker 5: Hoody Jay were big time inventors back then.
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Speaker 2: Okay, sure they were. I've got a feeling this stuff
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Speaker 2: is gonna have aged quite poorly. You mentioned the Daily
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Speaker 2: Goat there, though yesterday, of course our Goat Daily Goat
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Speaker 2: head to Head was the greatest of all time wrestling tunes.
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Speaker 7: That's right.
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Speaker 2: Today's head to Head is going to be the greatest
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Speaker 2: of all time karaoke slash sing along tunes. If anyone
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Speaker 2: out there has a suggestion, text us on three four
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Speaker 2: eight three, We'll getting into that soon. But every single
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Speaker 2: text on three four eight three will be in the
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Speaker 7: That's right, Keyzy Oh straightened us some tunes?
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Speaker 6: Is it far out?
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Speaker 2: Pugs, you know how to start a show on the
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Speaker 2: right foot.
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Speaker 6: This Nirvana.
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Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodki.
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Speaker 2: She had on The Hidarchy Big Show Friday afternoon with
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Speaker 2: Keezy and Pugs. Full show back together this coming Monday.
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Speaker 5: And because we are coming back Monday, it's the last
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Speaker 5: day of doing our Hot Hockey Big Show best Bits,
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Speaker 5: I've been diving into the archives all week to find
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Speaker 5: some of our best moments and moments that we just
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Speaker 5: haven't heard for a long time. And we've been through
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Speaker 5: a few eras and one of the big eras for
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Speaker 5: Mike Manogan and Jason Hoyt in particular was their time
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Speaker 5: of inventing stuff.
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Speaker 6: I've just been going through a few ideas, James, because
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Speaker 6: you know, I come from inventor stock, yes, you know,
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Speaker 6: long line of inventing sort of run through my blood.
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Speaker 6: And I was just thinking just about ways that can
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Speaker 6: make people's lives easier, and not so much me, but
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Speaker 6: everybody really. And I was sitting at home in bed
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Speaker 6: and I was trying to read my book. I read books, kezy,
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Speaker 6: how about that?
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Speaker 5: Right?
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Speaker 6: Okay? But it was bloody dark, and we've got one
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Speaker 6: of those lights where it hangs from the middle of
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Speaker 6: the room, but that doesn't really help you when you're
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Speaker 6: up against the wall.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, So I'm sort of sitting up against the wall there.
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Speaker 6: I've got my back against the wall because I refuse
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Speaker 6: to buy a headboard because that's a waste of money
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Speaker 6: that did go away with that one. And I was
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Speaker 6: just thinking, how handy would it be to have a
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Speaker 6: source of light, or a light source that doesn't hang
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Speaker 6: from the middle of the room. It can sort of
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Speaker 6: it can. I guess portable would be key mobile mobile,
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Speaker 6: thank you. Yeah, And it would plug into the wall
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Speaker 6: down low, not high, out of the ceiling, and then
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Speaker 6: you just be able to move it around the room
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Speaker 6: to the areas that don't have the light.
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Speaker 4: So would it bloody hell? So it would be like
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Speaker 4: on a stand or something like that.
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Speaker 6: I think it would need obviously it's a stand up. Yeah,
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Speaker 6: So you could just be a square box, right, Yes,
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Speaker 6: it's a box, and then you just stick a light
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Speaker 6: bulb in the lid of it. Right, And then thinking
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Speaker 6: about that more extrapolating that idea, then what would happen
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Speaker 6: if it was on a long stick like a broom? Yes,
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Speaker 6: you could have it on there. In that case, if
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Speaker 6: was on something skinny like that, you need to be
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Speaker 6: able to steady that structure. So maybe a tripod, right,
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Speaker 6: or it'll stand around some kind of stand yea yeah,
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Speaker 6: because if you how good would it be?
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Speaker 8: Right? If you're got your back against the wall and
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Speaker 8: the bed there, Yeah, and you've got a little mobile light. Say,
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Speaker 8: I don't know if you've got a bedside table or not,
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Speaker 8: but maybe like a mobile light that not only was mobile, but.
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Speaker 4: That like had a swivel head on it or something like.
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Speaker 8: This, so you could direct light directly onto your reading.
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Speaker 4: Imagine that, man.
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Speaker 6: I mean i'd have to move on the six toys.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, obvious.
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Speaker 6: Somewhere else like that. I like the sound of that.
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Speaker 2: If the light bulbs too bright and you could put
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Speaker 2: something on it like a shade to sort of dim
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Speaker 2: it down a wee bit and just focus the light,
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Speaker 2: you know.
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Speaker 6: What I mean? And that stuff, you're just overthinking it, right,
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Speaker 6: because what I've been using for a while now as
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Speaker 6: a head lamp, right yeah, yeah, yeah, like a coal miner,
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Speaker 6: that sort of thing.
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Speaker 4: Same here.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh my god, mate, that's a bloody head lamp.
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Speaker 2: But something that doesn't a lamp that doesn't go on
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Speaker 2: your head but instead goes on the bedside.
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Speaker 4: Well, if you've got a bedside table, I.
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Speaker 2: Think that's genius. I'm pretty sure I've reready got one,
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Speaker 2: though they've already like it's called a lamp, you know, lamp,
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Speaker 2: head lamp, No, no bedside lamp or just a lamp.
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Speaker 6: A lamp? Yeah, what's that?
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Speaker 4: Never heard of it?
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Speaker 6: You've never heard of a lamp. I've heard of a
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Speaker 6: head lamp. I've got one. A lamp. You're literally describing
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Speaker 6: a lamp.
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Speaker 4: I've heard of a cave lamp.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I've heard of a Geni's lamp like that. Yeah,
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Speaker 6: it's like a Jenny's lap Yeah right, cool, Well that's
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Speaker 6: not going to work. Those are fictional, ny right?
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Speaker 2: What the hell's a cave lamp?
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Speaker 6: Pugs? We heard of that before.
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Speaker 7: I've got one in my cave.
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Speaker 6: Gross.
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Speaker 2: to a chune.
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Speaker 6: Pug Sar?
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Speaker 7: Could we keme for a bit of a hoodie j special?
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Speaker 6: Ah?
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Speaker 2: Two fighters on the Hudacky Big Show. It is Friday
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Speaker 2: Afternoon with Keezy and Pugs. The full show back this
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Speaker 2: coming Monday, along with the Goat Countdown, which gets underway
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Speaker 7: The Daily got Web May CAZy that will never get
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Speaker 7: older for me.
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Speaker 5: Unfortunately, you watched me make that staying too. You're in
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Speaker 5: studio here at the time when I was putting it
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Speaker 5: together and I just read the inspiration was like lightning
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Speaker 5: through my.
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Speaker 2: What I like about it is it's like super heavy
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Speaker 2: and sick and then the worst voice ever saying our names.
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Speaker 2: But if you don't know what, sorry if you say worst, yeah,
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Speaker 2: but I think it best.
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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, the Goat. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So if you don't know what the Daily Goat is,
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Speaker 2: we are every single day picking a category. Yesterday's category
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Speaker 2: was the Goat Wrestling entrance music song. So if we
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Speaker 2: were wrestler's watch songs would we run out to We
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Speaker 2: had the voting up on the Daky Big Shows Instagram story.
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Speaker 2: I chose Metallica Pugs, you chose Limp Biscuits. Time to
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Speaker 2: reveal who won that match up?
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Speaker 5: Okay, winning worth fifty four percent of your votes on
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Speaker 5: the Big Show Instagram story, another close one.
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Speaker 6: Study your way mother.
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Speaker 4: It's just one of those days.
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Speaker 6: Oh, Biscuits Pugs. Have you won all three so far? Yes?
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Speaker 4: I have?
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Speaker 7: Actually, well you know I was. I wasn't thinking about that.
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Speaker 5: I hadn't even it hadn't even crossed my mind, Keysy,
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Speaker 5: surely sure it hasn't. Sort of in a row, you know, well,
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Speaker 5: well done mate, you've got you've got really great taste
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Speaker 5: of music.
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Speaker 2: And I'm not at all bitter, but I can't believe
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Speaker 2: lym Biscuit beating Metallica. Come on, people, But it's all
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Speaker 2: about today's daily goats, and today's one is karaoke slash
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Speaker 2: sing alongs. We've had some excellent suggestions coming through on
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Speaker 2: three four eight three parks. This one here is a classic,
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Speaker 2: of course, Living on a Prayer bon Jovi.
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Speaker 7: Of course, Yeah, that's.
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Speaker 6: A classic, man.
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Speaker 5: You see, that's a pub karaoke classic as opposed to
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Speaker 5: like a karaoke room classic, do you know.
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Speaker 1: What I mean?
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Speaker 2: And it's one of those ones where you don't realize
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Speaker 2: how high John bon Jovi is going and it's very
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Speaker 2: hard to keep up with him. Of course, you can't
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Speaker 2: have sing alongs without Oasis. This one coming through from Jackson.
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Speaker 6: Don't Look Back, an egg.
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Speaker 7: That's made for a crowd, Made for a crowd.
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Speaker 2: That and Wonder wol Man. They both go off. A
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Speaker 2: great suggestion from Nikita and christ Church the Cranberries Zombie tune. Man,
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Speaker 2: when you're steamed and you're singing that song, yeah, you know,
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Speaker 2: you can really get quite sloppy with it, which is
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Speaker 2: always a great sign.
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Speaker 7: I love getting sloppy with.
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Speaker 2: It, man, you know, especially if your mum's there. Hey,
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Speaker 2: shout out to I shout out to every single ticks
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Speaker 2: through who sent Sweet Caroline.
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Speaker 6: We had quite a.
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Speaker 2: Few of them, man, which is one of the all
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Speaker 2: time great sing alongs. But pugs, I'll go first today
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Speaker 2: with my greatest of all time sing along tune from Queen.
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Speaker 2: Play it.
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Speaker 7: That's a great tune, Geezy, it's an amazing tune.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, Queen. Keeping up with Pretty Mercury is tough. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: it's good, Queen. I thought about doing Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
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Speaker 2: I thought, you know, that's sort of been done, but
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Speaker 2: I had not thought of don't stop me now, So
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Speaker 2: I can't argue with that.
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Speaker 7: Man, You've done bloody well.
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Speaker 6: There.
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Speaker 5: I have gone for a complete pivot from you and
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Speaker 5: somebody else on the text machine actually shared it with me, Julie.
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Speaker 5: Shout out, Julie. We both picked this bear Boy absolute
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Speaker 5: tune that is wheaateest teenage dirt bag?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, go karaoke song.
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Speaker 2: To be honest, I absolutely love that song as well,
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Speaker 2: really hard part of the inn Wedges.
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Speaker 4: Just I've got to.
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Speaker 7: That's the meat. Well, it sounds like it's not half
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Speaker 7: for you. Brother, You're like an angel.
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Speaker 2: Thanks bro, thank you. I've got the falsetto down. Let
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Speaker 2: us know your thoughts. Text us three four eight three
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Speaker 2: would you rather waateest teenage dirt bag?
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Speaker 6: Or don't stop me now? From Queen.
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Speaker 2: The official vote happens on the Duck Shows Instagram story,
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Speaker 2: so head there and don't forget every single text on
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Speaker 2: three four eight three.
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Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodak.
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Speaker 2: Kuducky Big Show Friday afternoon with Keezy and pugsan full
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Speaker 2: show back Monday and I am bloody fizzed Upkeezy.
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Speaker 5: I've been house sitting for Hoody Ja over the last
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Speaker 5: three days and we're on my final night.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm a little bit sad.
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Speaker 5: I've been I'm really enjoying hanging out with Jizz all
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Speaker 5: night long as cat. Yeah yeah's Cat Jizz at the
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Speaker 5: Jizz Palace there, And.
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Speaker 7: I thought, you know what, it's been a really really
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Speaker 7: great time.
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Speaker 5: My partner's actually just gone away to where she lives
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Speaker 5: and back home, and so I thought, why not have
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Speaker 5: a little bit of a just a small git together,
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Speaker 5: you know, have a few people around at the Jis Palace.
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Speaker 5: Jase isn't here, he doesn't have to know. We know
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Speaker 5: he's not listening to the show, right yeah.
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Speaker 2: But also even if he does know that it's happening,
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Speaker 2: what's he going to do about it?
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Speaker 7: What he's going to drive all the way back down
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Speaker 7: from up north?
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Speaker 6: I don't know shit though.
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Speaker 5: And I reckon I can handle a bit of a shindig.
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Speaker 5: So I thought I would put it to the people
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Speaker 5: on the Hidaki Big Show Instagram story and to you
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Speaker 5: now on three four eight three, with fifty dollars rebig
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Speaker 5: avouches up for grabs, what would you offer if you
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Speaker 5: were to get an invite to Hordy Jay's place? What
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Speaker 5: would it take for you to get that invite?
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Speaker 2: And also just on that as well, pugs, you know,
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Speaker 2: like a show of interest too. Are you keen to
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Speaker 2: come to the party at Hardy Jay's apartment?
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Speaker 6: How many people are you going to bring with you? Yeah?
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Speaker 6: Just because I want this.
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Speaker 2: If we're going to do this thing, because I'm keen,
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Speaker 2: I don't have anything on tonight, I keep to make
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Speaker 2: it a massive one.
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Speaker 5: No, while I was thinking maybe just like Pugs, you pugs,
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Speaker 5: just like you.
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Speaker 2: Can't know you can't have a party at the Jizz
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Speaker 2: Palace without old Kezy Ben there. All right, so I'll
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Speaker 2: start packing. I'll be over shortly.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right at home in the Jiz Palace.
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Speaker 2: A Now, hell's that supposed to mean?
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Speaker 5: A few people have got in touch already on the
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Speaker 5: Hoicky Big Show Instagram page with what they would bring
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Speaker 5: or offer in order to get an invite. For example,
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Speaker 5: Ryland said he'd bring a big old hot pot. Now
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Speaker 5: it's probably well, it's on theme for the Ji's Palace,
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Speaker 5: but you need to remember Jase's not there. And while
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Speaker 5: I love hotpot too, it's more of a hoody.
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Speaker 2: Just so you're saying no to Ryland's hot pot, you
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Speaker 2: don't want him there?
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Speaker 6: No, No, I like the hot pot.
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Speaker 5: I'm just saying, like Let's remember Jase is not going
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Speaker 5: to be involved in any way, right.
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Speaker 2: Okay, just so it feels like you're sitting a lot
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Speaker 2: of rules are it just doesn't seem like it's my party? Well,
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Speaker 2: exactly what do you want to go or not? What
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Speaker 2: do you mean do I want to go? I know
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Speaker 2: where he lives. I'm just going to be there. I'm
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Speaker 2: going to show up there and we'll be kicking down
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Speaker 2: the door.
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Speaker 5: Someone said, Michael said, a beach towel in case old
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Speaker 5: keys he needs to blow his massive long guy.
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Speaker 2: Okay, it's not Michael Chance.
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Speaker 5: If you're going to be there, yeah, then you should
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Speaker 5: probably have a tell just in pugs.
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Speaker 2: Look at this nose right now? Does it require a
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Speaker 2: beach towel? Just a regular kleenex.
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Speaker 5: Sort of more of a top hole on. Somebody said,
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Speaker 5: Vietnamese darries for pugs and dumplings. Froll kezy, there you go,
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Speaker 5: mate Kills.
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Speaker 2: So someone's bringing me dumplings? Yes, that sounds great. Actually,
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Speaker 2: does anyone bringing any booze? Or are we just eating?
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Speaker 5: Someone said a pitting zoo, a pitting that's a really
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Speaker 5: nice touch, and Haimer she has said he'd bring thirteen
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Speaker 5: dollars and sixty nine cents, which.
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Speaker 6: Is pretty good because we could put that towards.
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Speaker 7: Like one beer or something, you know, one beer.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so we've got one ber, some dumplings and a
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Speaker 2: beach towel and a few backbones. We're gonna have to
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Speaker 2: wrap this thing up. So three four eight three? Who's
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Speaker 2: coming to the party at Hoidy Jay's house? How many
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Speaker 2: mates are you bringing? What boozy you bringing? What else
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Speaker 2: do you want to bring? What do you want to
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Speaker 2: see there? Let us know every single text in the
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Speaker 2: draw for fifty bucks worth of reburger. Ah god, this
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Speaker 2: white stripes?
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Speaker 6: Hell. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: The Huriarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
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Speaker 2: Guns Roses on The Hurdarky Big Show Friday Afternoon with
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Speaker 2: Keezy and pugs Son.
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Speaker 6: It's chat TV.
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Speaker 8: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, good stuff.
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Speaker 2: Of course, no Moggi here. That doesn't matter. We're still
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Speaker 2: gonna review TV. And this is my TV review, Pugs.
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Speaker 2: Last night I didn't watch TV because I went out
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Speaker 2: for dinner with my parents and my brother had some
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Speaker 2: wholesome chit chat and then to my brother and I
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Speaker 2: are gonna watch two Games of NRL and we're gonna
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Speaker 2: eat pizza and it's gonna be wholesome as well.
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Speaker 7: It's a real boys boys type weekend.
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Speaker 6: Man, it is one hundred percent. Haven't done it in
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Speaker 6: a while.
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Speaker 2: We spent a couple of hours today as well, jamming
16:13
Speaker 2: a classic video game from our childhood, Crash Team Racing.
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Speaker 7: One of the great video games of all time.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
16:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you know, if you're sort of in
16:20
Speaker 2: your thirties or whatever, you might have jammed Mario Card
16:23
Speaker 2: or something along those lines. But whenever I get back
16:25
Speaker 2: together with my brother, we always have to verse each
16:27
Speaker 2: other at Crash Team Racing.
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Speaker 6: I won't.
16:30
Speaker 2: But what have you been watching? The Pugs?
16:31
Speaker 5: I watched a movie that was one of my favorite
16:34
Speaker 5: films that I watched this year, and I watched it
16:37
Speaker 5: maybe like a couple of weeks ago, but it's about
16:39
Speaker 5: time I got to talking about it. The Stranger came
16:42
Speaker 5: out in twenty twenty two, and I'll do the hoodie
16:44
Speaker 5: Jay and I'll read the description. Two men who meet
16:47
Speaker 5: on a bus straight up, a strike up, a conversation
16:49
Speaker 5: that turns into friendship. For Henry Tigue, worn down by
16:52
Speaker 5: a lifetime of physical labor, and crime. This is a
16:55
Speaker 5: dream come true that doesn't really get into it without
16:58
Speaker 5: spoiling anything. Essentially, the whole thing's in operation by undercover
17:02
Speaker 5: agents to set up a friendship between this agent and
17:05
Speaker 5: this guy who is accused or allegedly kidnapped a boy
17:10
Speaker 5: a few years back, right, okay, and he's just got
17:13
Speaker 5: out of prison and so he's looking for like new
17:15
Speaker 5: foundations and so he makes friends with this guy.
17:17
Speaker 7: It is a real Hoidy.
17:20
Speaker 6: J type movie.
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Speaker 5: And what I mean by that is, you know how
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Speaker 5: he likes real moody, psychological you know that kind of stuff,
17:28
Speaker 5: like the real pence of like, oh, you know troubled Cops.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this guy's an amazing detective, but he's a
17:36
Speaker 2: massive alcoholic and has a few skeletons of that sort
17:38
Speaker 2: of thing.
17:38
Speaker 5: Yes, But what I will give full credit to this
17:41
Speaker 5: for is that it doesn't fall into those tropes like yeah,
17:44
Speaker 5: the guy's trouble, but it doesn't spend too much time
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Speaker 5: focusing on it.
17:47
Speaker 7: It is totally grounded.
17:49
Speaker 5: It feels completely realistic, which is helped by the Australian.
17:54
Speaker 7: Actors and stuff like that. Everybody.
17:56
Speaker 5: Joel Egerton is unbelievable in that the guy who plays
17:59
Speaker 5: Henry Tige. What's his name here, Sean Harris. He's in
18:03
Speaker 5: some of the Mission Impossible movies as a villain. Unbelievable.
18:06
Speaker 5: It is a creepy, grounded, moody film. I give it
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Speaker 5: a good I give it three point nine to four
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Speaker 5: buzzies out of a possible five. I loved it. And
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Speaker 5: it was on Netflix.
18:20
Speaker 6: Wow? Okay? And what was it called? The Stranger? Stranger?
18:23
Speaker 7: Joel Egerton is an unbelievably underrated actor.
18:26
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, what else has he been in his name?
18:28
Speaker 5: He's in The Gift, which is an American movie, another
18:30
Speaker 5: psychological thriller with Jason Bateman.
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Speaker 7: He's in a few things.
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Speaker 6: Right, Okay?
18:35
Speaker 2: And you described it, you described it as a houghdy
18:37
Speaker 2: J type film and then you said it was creepy
18:39
Speaker 2: and moody. Yeah, a hardy J type film. Let's create
18:42
Speaker 2: how don't You're right on the money there, pugsun well done?
18:45
Speaker 2: What song were we going into here? Pugsun Ah?
18:49
Speaker 6: Is this Pluto?
18:53
Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
18:56
Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
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Speaker 4: It's the Big Shows Friday Throbber.
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Speaker 6: Do damn it?
19:10
Speaker 2: Hazy the Friday Throbber where three of us go head
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Speaker 2: to here, but there's only two of us Keezy and Pugs.
19:15
Speaker 2: The full show back Monday. But in the meantime we
19:18
Speaker 2: don't need Hoidy Jan Mogi to do a throbber. Got
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Speaker 2: a couple of young fellas throbbing right here right now,
19:23
Speaker 2: Am I right?
19:24
Speaker 6: Pugs, You're exactly right, Casey.
19:25
Speaker 5: I would argue that because it's us younger fellas, then
19:28
Speaker 5: we're almost better at getting a throbber.
19:30
Speaker 2: Our throbbers are more guaranteed we've got them ready to go.
19:34
Speaker 2: Those old boys do need a bit of a bit
19:36
Speaker 2: of notice of working up. Yeah, especially Hoity j he
19:39
Speaker 2: needs all day to get his throbber ready. All right,
19:43
Speaker 2: if you don't know what the throbber is. By the way,
19:44
Speaker 2: we each pick a song, you play a little snippet
19:46
Speaker 2: of it. You then call us on eight hundred hodaki
19:49
Speaker 2: and vote for which one of those songs you want
19:51
Speaker 2: heard in full. And the idea of a throbber is
19:53
Speaker 2: to get your weekend off to a rip roaring start.
19:56
Speaker 6: It's meant to be a big tune. Pugs. I'll let
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Speaker 6: you go first on this.
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Speaker 5: One, mate, Already mate, I have gone with the band
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Speaker 5: from Wellington, New Zealand.
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Speaker 7: This is One Outs Captain cook from Darts.
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Speaker 2: Down from.
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Speaker 7: One Out's Captain cook Man.
20:25
Speaker 2: I love that Darts are a great band. We don't
20:28
Speaker 2: play enough for them to be honest, one hundred percent agree.
20:30
Speaker 2: We've hit them in on the show a few times.
20:31
Speaker 2: Lovely boys Love. I know there will be a lot
20:34
Speaker 2: of people listening right now that are like, what the
20:35
Speaker 2: hell was that? Which is why I've chosen this song
20:39
Speaker 2: from Iron Maid and play at Pugs whoa.
20:44
Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
20:49
Speaker 4: It's the Big Shows Friday throb.
20:56
Speaker 6: The Friday Throbber.
20:57
Speaker 4: We each pick a tune.
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Speaker 2: You then vote on O eight hundred HADARKI which tune
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Speaker 2: you'd like played in full.
21:03
Speaker 6: It's a little head to hear number.
21:04
Speaker 2: Today you've got Keyesy and pugsn Jason Michael be back
21:07
Speaker 2: on Monday. You'll have a full show back then. In
21:09
Speaker 2: the meantime we thought why not just go head to
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Speaker 2: head Pugs. You got us underway with a great band
21:15
Speaker 2: from Wellies. I'm a Damned Down Problem.
21:23
Speaker 5: From the album the band from Willington, New Zealand. This
21:25
Speaker 5: is darts one.
21:26
Speaker 6: Outs Captain Cook. A bit of modern Pug for your
21:32
Speaker 6: Friday Throbber.
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Speaker 2: There, don't mind it, pugsn and I chose a tune
21:36
Speaker 2: which is for slightly older generation. I think in all
21:40
Speaker 2: time one of the greatest guitar riff intros of any
21:42
Speaker 2: song ever. I believe Iron Maiden the Trooper. Oh yeah,
22:02
Speaker 2: all timer, they're the Trooper Iron Maiden. But of course, Pugs,
22:05
Speaker 2: we can't vote ourselves. We have to let the audience
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Speaker 2: do it for us. Let's go to the lines.
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Speaker 7: Sam and Wellington, how are you mate.
22:12
Speaker 6: Good mate?
22:13
Speaker 2: How you getting on?
22:14
Speaker 6: Brother?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
22:15
Speaker 6: Good?
22:15
Speaker 7: Thanks mate?
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Speaker 2: Oh god, Sam, you're from Wellington. Data from Wellington. I
22:18
Speaker 2: have a feeling I know who you're voting for. But
22:20
Speaker 2: let us have it.
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Speaker 6: Well, it's a no brainer, mate, and I had a
22:23
Speaker 6: colonize just as much as the next guy.
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Speaker 3: So let's go on out.
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Speaker 7: You're a good man, Sam, Thanks for your call.
22:30
Speaker 6: Have a great weekend.
22:31
Speaker 7: All right.
22:32
Speaker 6: Let's move over.
22:33
Speaker 5: To Natasha and the White Cutle. How are you?
22:41
Speaker 8: Yeah, come bye, you have a good night.
22:45
Speaker 6: To tasau Pie. Thank you, brother, thank you.
22:51
Speaker 5: All right, we've got tiebreaker Park, We got one more.
22:55
Speaker 5: Sam and Dunedin.
22:56
Speaker 7: How are you okay?
22:58
Speaker 6: Boys? How we getting on?
22:59
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah?
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Speaker 6: Good Sam?
23:00
Speaker 7: How about you?
23:02
Speaker 6: Yeah? Not too bad? Not too bad for a Friday
23:05
Speaker 6: you're running with? Who are you voting for? Sam? Let
23:07
Speaker 6: us have it mate? Oh well, as much as I
23:09
Speaker 6: love some darts and I do love a dart, I've
23:12
Speaker 6: got to go with Keyzy today. Ah the Trooper. Thank
23:17
Speaker 6: you so much, Sam, You, my friend, are a Trooper.
23:20
Speaker 2: That is a big win for old Keyzy there, which
23:23
Speaker 2: means we're going to hear the Trooper from Iron Made
23:24
Speaker 2: and played in full.
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Speaker 6: Let us know what you think, New Zealand.
23:27
Speaker 2: Give us a text on three four eight three. How
23:30
Speaker 2: do you feel about today's Friday Thrubber.
23:34
Speaker 1: The Hurichy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy. Tune
23:37
Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy.
23:39
Speaker 2: Oasis on The Hurdiky Big Show Friday Afternoon with Keezy
23:42
Speaker 2: and pugsun Full showback Monday, back.
23:44
Speaker 5: To some gold from the Big Show in days past.
23:47
Speaker 5: This is August twenty twenty two, and I'm surprised that
23:51
Speaker 5: Jace's marriage recovered after this absolute betrayal.
23:56
Speaker 8: Something happened last night, Mike that disgusted me. A key
24:01
Speaker 8: related no, actually, weirdly enough, just just on there. Can
24:05
Speaker 8: you stop sending me stuff? Keysy, I'm not interested, all right, right,
24:10
Speaker 8: just that Instagram or well no, just private messaging me.
24:13
Speaker 4: I'm not interested in the stuff you're sending me.
24:15
Speaker 6: What's that? Okay?
24:16
Speaker 4: God, just just keep it to your going there.
24:19
Speaker 8: Twenty six years of marriage mate, Oh thanks man. And
24:24
Speaker 8: I was in there in the lounge last night with
24:27
Speaker 8: my wife and just to sort of set the background,
24:30
Speaker 8: we when we do a sort of weekly shop, we
24:32
Speaker 8: buy a little box of.
24:33
Speaker 6: Trumpets treat for you.
24:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a tree.
24:37
Speaker 6: Yeah.
24:37
Speaker 8: Yeah, So there's like four trumpets in the box sort
24:40
Speaker 8: of thing.
24:41
Speaker 6: And boison berry.
24:42
Speaker 8: Yes, actually, key, take your shoveling into your throat before
24:48
Speaker 8: that's out there, quite like the hokey pokey one. Yeah,
24:52
Speaker 8: that's quite good. But anyway, so there were four and
24:56
Speaker 8: my daughter the night before and my wife and I
24:59
Speaker 8: had one each.
25:01
Speaker 4: So there was one left. Yeah.
25:03
Speaker 8: So I was getting it out of the freezer last
25:06
Speaker 8: night and there was one trumpet left and I said
25:08
Speaker 8: to my wife, darling, do you want the last trumpet?
25:11
Speaker 4: And she went yes, please. I've never been so disgusted
25:17
Speaker 4: in my life. I mean, what kind of animal behavior.
25:20
Speaker 6: Is that it's shocking.
25:22
Speaker 8: I mean I I h oh, mate, Mate, I just
25:26
Speaker 8: stormed out of the house.
25:27
Speaker 4: I had to cool down.
25:29
Speaker 8: There was effing and jeff and bloody massively, so mate,
25:33
Speaker 8: I was so appalled and shocked. It's just not done
25:37
Speaker 8: in my home. You just don't do that sort of thing.
25:39
Speaker 8: I hope you threw the trumpet in the fire.
25:41
Speaker 4: I actually no, I did.
25:43
Speaker 8: Actually I just threw it across the lounge there and
25:45
Speaker 8: smashed against the French doors there.
25:47
Speaker 6: Right, so and what so? What are you furious about that?
25:50
Speaker 6: She said yes to your question? Yes, Kti. Why did
25:52
Speaker 6: you ask you the question? Then?
25:54
Speaker 8: Well, it's rhetorical, is it's I'm not asking exactly, thank you, Mike.
25:59
Speaker 4: I'm not asking her the question. The answer is no,
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Speaker 4: you have it.
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Speaker 6: That is the answer. You're giving her an opportunity to
26:06
Speaker 6: say no, you have it, right, And she.
26:08
Speaker 9: Didn't do that because she wanted the ice cream. She
26:10
Speaker 9: said yes, thanks right now. If she wanted it, she
26:13
Speaker 9: should have gone and got it. But Ja's got there
26:16
Speaker 9: first and asked the question. The social contractors, you say no, thanks,
26:20
Speaker 9: you have it, okay, and now she is allowed to
26:22
Speaker 9: then say can I please have a bite. Yeah, because
26:25
Speaker 9: which Jase is allowed to say shove it? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
26:29
Speaker 9: totally right.
26:31
Speaker 2: And so you stormed out and threw an ice cream
26:34
Speaker 2: after twenty six years of marriage?
26:35
Speaker 6: Yes, right, okay, yeah, cool.
26:37
Speaker 8: You've got French doors there, Mike knows what I'm talking about.
26:40
Speaker 6: Then give them an man.
26:42
Speaker 4: You give them rules and marriage.
26:44
Speaker 8: Kesy, You'll find this out when this happens to you, mate, right,
26:47
Speaker 8: but you just don't cross over the line.
26:50
Speaker 6: But filth, filth.
26:53
Speaker 2: What I would do is I'd find the ice cream
26:55
Speaker 2: and say, hey, do you mind if I have this?
26:58
Speaker 6: You'd find it. I'd find at first Ohydy did find
27:02
Speaker 6: it in the freezer, and then I'd say do you
27:03
Speaker 6: mind if I have this? Not hey do you want this? Yeah?
27:06
Speaker 6: But she would say yes, I do mind if you
27:08
Speaker 6: have it? Is it here?
27:09
Speaker 4: Yeah?
27:10
Speaker 6: Well in that case, boy, yeah exactly. Let me just
27:14
Speaker 6: pee my pants and storm out of there.
27:16
Speaker 4: Yeah.
27:17
Speaker 2: Some classic Big Show action from twenty twenty two. There
27:21
Speaker 2: reminds me, Pugs. You the whole archive is available to
27:24
Speaker 2: listen to, isn't it.
27:25
Speaker 6: That's right?
27:25
Speaker 5: If you search hold Aky Big Show wherever you get
27:27
Speaker 5: your podcasts, we recommend iHeart Radio. That's what we gm here,
27:30
Speaker 5: it's Freddy use Freddy download and if you search Hidaky
27:33
Speaker 5: Big Show you can literally go back all the way
27:35
Speaker 5: to the Big Show's very inception.
27:37
Speaker 6: Yeah, could you do me a favorite? Could you delete everything?
27:40
Speaker 7: Yes, sweet as man.
27:41
Speaker 2: I'm just because listening back to all this old stuff
27:43
Speaker 2: is very triggering. So just go and wife and if
27:46
Speaker 2: you could, mate, yes it is. Should we go into
27:48
Speaker 2: a tune here?
27:48
Speaker 1: Nah the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
27:52
Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodape.
27:55
Speaker 4: Hey you get me buddy via The Big.
27:57
Speaker 1: Show, Biavana support brew Crew.
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Speaker 2: Not just a contender, folks, it's time to actually give
28:06
Speaker 2: this prize away.
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Speaker 6: If you don't know what it is, to hell of
28:08
Speaker 6: a prize.
28:09
Speaker 2: It joins myself, pugs on here and of course Houghty,
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Speaker 2: j and Mogi flying down to Wellington this coming Thursday,
28:16
Speaker 2: doing a live show from Bethel Woods, which is a
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Speaker 2: great pub down there thanks to our mates at to
28:20
Speaker 2: Atata and then of course heading over to Henry Stadium
28:24
Speaker 2: on the Friday for Beer Varna that is a two
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Speaker 2: day beer festival. Get your tickets now Beavanner dot co
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Speaker 2: dot nz. But it's time to give away tickets to
28:31
Speaker 2: somebody gets to bring a mate. They get free flights,
28:32
Speaker 2: free accommodation as well, pugs hell of a prize, hundreds
28:35
Speaker 2: of dollars.
28:35
Speaker 5: Man, it's unbelievable. But the best part is you get
28:38
Speaker 5: to work for old pugs.
28:39
Speaker 7: You know what I mean. I'm gonna en, I'm gonna
28:41
Speaker 7: I'm gonna work here, right, I'm gonna work.
28:45
Speaker 5: I'm going to give them a working over. Yeah, good
28:47
Speaker 5: on live show in front of everybody.
28:49
Speaker 2: So yeah, well we've got the They do get a
28:52
Speaker 2: free hotel if you wanted to do it there.
28:53
Speaker 6: But let's go.
28:54
Speaker 2: Let's give them winner a call. Hopefully they answer. Part
28:59
Speaker 2: of the brew crew.
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Speaker 6: Hello, it's Martin. Hi Martin, it's Keyesy and pug Son.
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Speaker 2: How are you?
29:12
Speaker 8: Yeah?
29:13
Speaker 2: Goodness, hey Mardin man, just remind me what do you
29:17
Speaker 2: do for a crust again?
29:21
Speaker 4: Yeah?
29:21
Speaker 6: Bloody?
29:23
Speaker 2: Hey, did you enter the competition to bring a mate
29:25
Speaker 2: down to Wellington?
29:25
Speaker 6: Man?
29:28
Speaker 2: You certainly did, Martin. I'm calling to let you know
29:30
Speaker 2: that you and your mate need to pack your ship
29:32
Speaker 2: because you're coming to Wellington. Beervarnay boy, That's what I'm
29:40
Speaker 2: talking about, Martin.
29:42
Speaker 6: I'm going to work your brother Martin, who are you
29:46
Speaker 6: bringing with you? Mate?
29:47
Speaker 2: Her name was silent and you can't backwards and it's.
29:50
Speaker 7: Normous, normous, normous.
29:53
Speaker 6: Brother.
29:54
Speaker 2: I like it, Martin. Look, just a couple of things.
29:57
Speaker 2: I've got a check mate. Firstly, do you enjoy beers?
30:00
Speaker 8: I love that?
30:01
Speaker 6: Okay? Good? Just that's do you have a current passport?
30:07
Speaker 1: I have the current passport?
30:08
Speaker 2: Okay, you would actually need it because we're just going
30:10
Speaker 2: to Wellington. And thirdly, are you free not this coming
30:15
Speaker 2: weekend but the following one? Ah, bloody beauty. All right, Martin,
30:21
Speaker 2: you pack your ship mate. We'll see you down in
30:23
Speaker 2: Wellington next week.
30:24
Speaker 6: All right.
30:25
Speaker 4: I will pack my shirt.
30:27
Speaker 2: I see you.
30:28
Speaker 6: Well done, Martin.
30:29
Speaker 5: You hold the line there, brother, Actually hold the line
30:32
Speaker 5: this time, and I'll.
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Speaker 7: Be in touch with you in just a moment. That's
30:35
Speaker 7: good stuff, Keezy.
30:36
Speaker 2: Oh so what he holds the line here but other
30:38
Speaker 2: people don't hold I can't understand.
30:40
Speaker 5: I choose where that line is, man, and it will
30:43
Speaker 5: hold it.
30:44
Speaker 7: I'm the guy.
30:45
Speaker 2: Look, Pugs, is one thing I want to say to
30:46
Speaker 2: you right now, all right, and it's this, Grab your
30:49
Speaker 2: crew and secure beer. Var of tickets now at Beervarner
30:52
Speaker 2: dot co dot in there. All right, That's all I've
30:53
Speaker 2: got to say.
30:55
Speaker 5: Man, if you please play some living color, is this
30:58
Speaker 5: could a personality?
30:59
Speaker 6: Of course?
31:00
Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jace, Mike and Keyzy.
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Speaker 6: Tune in on Radio.
31:06
Speaker 2: Lincoln Park on the Hidarky Big Show Friday evening with
31:09
Speaker 2: Keyzy and Pugs, and in the four o'clock hour there
31:12
Speaker 2: Pugs set up a bit of an invite situation for
31:14
Speaker 2: you great listeners. He's got one night left house sitting
31:18
Speaker 2: for Jas and he's decided to throw a massive party.
31:21
Speaker 5: You can not massive, man, it would be a really
31:23
Speaker 5: responsible get together.
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Speaker 7: Okay, nothing but respect for the Jizz Palace.
31:27
Speaker 2: The jews perers, Pugs, have you ever thrown a massive
31:35
Speaker 2: house party before sitting rules and saying well, well respectful
31:38
Speaker 2: and all that sort of thing. We're having a party
31:40
Speaker 2: at the Jizz Palace. Why are you trying to keep
31:43
Speaker 2: it on the like, you know, as a casual affair.
31:44
Speaker 2: Let's make it a rip roaring party.
31:46
Speaker 5: Because then inevitably, when Jace finds out that I've had
31:49
Speaker 5: the party and he accosts me for it, I can
31:51
Speaker 5: go back through the audio on this show and just
31:53
Speaker 5: say and send him a snap and go look, man,
31:55
Speaker 5: I didn't say it was going to be a big
31:56
Speaker 5: dang knock out teas.
31:59
Speaker 2: Response, and so we've done that all right, So I'm
32:02
Speaker 2: at fault. Holy Jay, if you're listening back to this,
32:05
Speaker 2: this was my idea. So now that we've done that part,
32:07
Speaker 2: we have a huge past. Let's get bag responsibly. Of course,
32:11
Speaker 2: everyone texts through three four eight three if you'd like
32:14
Speaker 2: to come, who you'd want to bring, and stuff that
32:16
Speaker 2: you could bring to the party as well. We've already
32:18
Speaker 2: got a heap of text pugs. This is a great
32:21
Speaker 2: first one. If I came out off of some baked goods.
32:23
Speaker 2: If you know what I mean, winky face. I love baking,
32:26
Speaker 2: Oh like a cake or something? Yeah, maybe winky face
32:29
Speaker 2: like the sound of that. I offer the knowledge that
32:32
Speaker 2: I won't turn up as I live in christ Church.
32:35
Speaker 6: It's handy.
32:36
Speaker 2: Luke is gonna bring a couple of his mates and
32:38
Speaker 2: they're going to bring around a pile of bricks.
32:40
Speaker 5: It's sort of a there's a recurring theme on the
32:42
Speaker 5: Instagram at Hodockey Big Show. I put up a story
32:44
Speaker 5: there for you to respond to Ollie. He is a
32:46
Speaker 5: week's worth of hot box, which I think he meant
32:49
Speaker 5: hot pot and a packet, or maybe a hot box
32:51
Speaker 5: and camel super longs. Brodie set a pack of arts
32:54
Speaker 5: and some basil. Caleb said, a sex swing and a
32:56
Speaker 5: pack of camels. So people are really coming out with
32:59
Speaker 5: the darts, which, right, I can appreciate.
33:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. I mean, well, I don't understand
33:03
Speaker 2: this one. I'll bring a truckload of burger sugar. What's
33:07
Speaker 2: burger sugar?
33:10
Speaker 6: Maybe?
33:10
Speaker 2: Is that sweets like lollies? Okay, like a new sweet
33:14
Speaker 2: a sugar? Well, that sounds yummy. I'll be keen for
33:16
Speaker 2: some of that.
33:16
Speaker 6: Yeah.
33:16
Speaker 5: Somebody else said, just sort of in the same vein.
33:18
Speaker 5: They want to bring a mirror so they can cut
33:20
Speaker 5: up some flour on it. I guess it's for the baking,
33:22
Speaker 5: maybe to make another cake.
33:24
Speaker 2: Flower or do you think that they might mean flowers?
33:27
Speaker 7: Why would you cut up flowers on a mirror?
33:29
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Why would you cut up flour.
33:31
Speaker 7: On an for even distribution amongst the baking dishes?
33:34
Speaker 2: Right? Wouldn't you use like a measuring cup or some
33:36
Speaker 2: sort of way such situation, there's there's tools available, don't
33:39
Speaker 2: have to cut it up on you know what, I'll
33:41
Speaker 2: try it when I get home, I'll cut up some
33:42
Speaker 2: flour on a mirror. Please do Can we smoke inside?
33:45
Speaker 2: That's from Bruce, He wants to know.
33:47
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I have been since I've been staying there,
33:50
Speaker 5: so I'm sure you'll be fine. I mean, as long
33:51
Speaker 5: as you attempt to sort of blow it in the
33:53
Speaker 5: direction of the window, even if it's shut, it kind
33:55
Speaker 5: of you know you've.
33:55
Speaker 2: Done, because I've seen those windows. They don't really open
33:58
Speaker 2: very much. But you know, we can say, hey, there
34:00
Speaker 2: was ventilation.
34:01
Speaker 7: Oh there is an extractor fan too, so we should
34:03
Speaker 7: be sweet there you go.
34:04
Speaker 2: That could be the smoking here. Is that the extractor
34:05
Speaker 2: fan above the oven?
34:06
Speaker 6: Yes? Yeah, Well what we.
34:07
Speaker 2: Could do, Pugs, is we could pull the oven out
34:10
Speaker 2: and push that into the bedroom and then that could
34:12
Speaker 2: be the smoking zone. We could put a little like
34:13
Speaker 2: red ribbon around that area.
34:15
Speaker 5: Yeah, and if we stuff the pillows under the door,
34:17
Speaker 5: then that'll kind of seal it off, you know what
34:19
Speaker 5: I mean.
34:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, hundred percent, so his sleeping pillows, stuff them under
34:23
Speaker 2: the door. Yeah, VIP smokers area. Like the sound of that.
34:26
Speaker 2: Someone here is offering to bring a glass barbecue. Does
34:29
Speaker 2: he have anywhere for a barbecue?
34:30
Speaker 5: Well, if we're doing the smoking inside, we might as
34:32
Speaker 5: well do the barbecuing. Maybe we put the barbecue in
34:35
Speaker 5: the smokers area and then it kind of gives it
34:36
Speaker 5: a bit of a smoky So.
34:38
Speaker 2: You're suggesting we move the oven out and put a
34:40
Speaker 2: barbecue where the oven was.
34:42
Speaker 5: No, no, no, both in the bedroom. Both are in
34:44
Speaker 5: the Oh, okay, so we moved the oven and the
34:46
Speaker 5: glass barbecue into the bedroom.
34:48
Speaker 2: I've never heard of a glass barbecue. That sounds fancy,
34:50
Speaker 2: It sounds expensive. You don't want to break it. Someone's
34:53
Speaker 2: going to bring the Hoidy j combos from Jeremy cheeseballs,
34:56
Speaker 2: daries and a stick mag great.
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Speaker 7: I mean, even that guy could just come over and
35:01
Speaker 7: I'd sort of be sortied, you know.
35:03
Speaker 2: But it sounds like he's just gonna be snacking and
35:04
Speaker 2: sort of beaten off in the corner.
35:05
Speaker 4: I'm not.
35:07
Speaker 2: No one's brought any booze, okay, So I'm trying to
35:10
Speaker 2: get this party started. Keep the text coming three four
35:12
Speaker 2: eight three can win yourself fifty dollars worth of reburger.
35:15
Speaker 2: Who wants to come to houghdy J's house for a
35:17
Speaker 2: massive party? And what are you going to bring? Should
35:19
Speaker 2: we go to a tune.
35:20
Speaker 6: Park's a bit to be tall or I'm going to
35:21
Speaker 6: be furious?
35:22
Speaker 7: Have I got news for you, Keezy?
35:23
Speaker 1: What that'stills The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four
35:30
Speaker 1: on Radio hod Ike.
35:31
Speaker 2: Kill on The hid Arkey Big Show just about six o'clock.
35:34
Speaker 2: You've got Kezy and Pugs on Where Your Hoody, j
35:36
Speaker 2: and Mogi are back on Monday. But in the meantime,
35:38
Speaker 2: we've got some tickets to give away, some double passes
35:41
Speaker 2: to go and see a brand new mystery thriller produced
35:44
Speaker 2: by jj Abrams. It's called The End of Oak Street,
35:47
Speaker 2: Star at Oak Street, starring Ewan McGregor and Ann Hathaway.
35:51
Speaker 2: It's Incinema's yesterday, to be honest, it's Incinemas right now.
35:54
Speaker 2: If you are keen to get a double pass to that,
35:56
Speaker 2: give us a text now three four eight three and
35:59
Speaker 2: just check down who you'd like to take with you,
36:00
Speaker 2: and that could be yours.
36:01
Speaker 7: Some of the.
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Speaker 5: Reviews for this thing are absolutely gang bus. There's people
36:04
Speaker 5: are stoked to see a concept like this, making it
36:07
Speaker 5: back to the movies like it's not already established IP.
36:10
Speaker 5: It's like its own thing, its own story. It's a
36:12
Speaker 5: dinosaur movie with great action. People like Anne Hathaway pointing
36:15
Speaker 5: a rifle at some velociraptors looks great, just on that.
36:18
Speaker 7: The one thing I don't know about it is how
36:19
Speaker 7: long is the Oak Street?
36:21
Speaker 6: Keezy? How long is the Oaks Street? Yeah?
36:24
Speaker 7: The Oak Streak? You know the earlier. Yeah.
36:28
Speaker 2: Look, I'm just out here trying to do my best, Pugs,
36:31
Speaker 2: and I guess I said a word wrong, you know.
36:32
Speaker 2: And yes, it was in the middle of a sponsored
36:34
Speaker 2: product like this movie here, and I've literally said the
36:36
Speaker 2: name of.
36:37
Speaker 6: The movie wrong.
36:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, And for you to shine a light on it,
36:39
Speaker 2: it really, you know, it really holds us show back.
36:41
Speaker 2: That's what's holding the show back from being a top
36:43
Speaker 2: radio show.
36:44
Speaker 5: Look, as long as people text in on three for
36:46
Speaker 5: eight three and let us know who they want to
36:48
Speaker 5: go with, then it doesn't matter.
36:49
Speaker 2: They could be going to see the end of Oak
36:50
Speaker 2: Street or the end of Oak Streak. Either way, man,
36:53
Speaker 2: you take the ticket and you get stuck.
36:54
Speaker 6: In the whole.
36:58
Speaker 1: Actually, Big Show with Jason Smike tune in week days
37:01
Speaker 1: at four on Radio HODARKI.
37:03
Speaker 2: It's right, it is the Hudarcky Big Show For Friday,
37:05
Speaker 2: the fourteenth of August twenty twenty six.
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Speaker 6: It's almost the weekends.
37:09
Speaker 2: Yea, you've got Keezy and Pugs on where you The
37:11
Speaker 2: full show is back Monday. But of course the big
37:13
Speaker 2: show is brought to you by Reburger y.
37:15
Speaker 5: Beef checking vegan and vegetarian options read big gear, redefining
37:20
Speaker 5: the norms.
37:21
Speaker 4: Scrumbedly obtious.
37:22
Speaker 2: It certainly is Scrumblily, I'm scious. Of course, Reburger would
37:26
Speaker 2: love to have it tonight. However, Pugs, whenever I'm with
37:29
Speaker 2: my brother, my older brother, we have this tradition where
37:33
Speaker 2: because we both love NRL, and we have this tradition
37:36
Speaker 2: where we'll just both get together in the lounge there,
37:39
Speaker 2: order a whole lot of pizzas and then watch all
37:42
Speaker 2: the games of NRL that are on. It just so
37:43
Speaker 2: happens that there's only two games on tonight. Usually we'll
37:45
Speaker 2: watch the three on a big Saturday. Yeah, we love it.
37:49
Speaker 6: Do you know what gets sick of it?
37:50
Speaker 5: Do you not go like you get to the third
37:51
Speaker 5: game and you're like, hmm, I wonder what they'll do
37:53
Speaker 5: this time?
37:54
Speaker 2: And it'sh No, Come on, Pug, do you sound like
37:57
Speaker 2: you sound like Hony Jay talking about video game handover?
38:01
Speaker 7: What do you call it?
38:02
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
38:03
Speaker 7: You know when they like have to switch the position.
38:08
Speaker 2: Your handover good one straight now. Well, to be honest, Pugs,
38:11
Speaker 2: you're missing the point. It's mostly about me bonding with
38:13
Speaker 2: my brother who I don't see that often, So it
38:15
Speaker 2: doesn't really matter what games are on. And when you're
38:18
Speaker 2: drinking beers and you got your you know, and your
38:19
Speaker 2: catching out, it's bloody good times.
38:21
Speaker 6: Mat.
38:21
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's valid.
38:21
Speaker 6: Man.
38:22
Speaker 7: Listen, I love it for you.
38:23
Speaker 6: I do, I do, No, you don't. What are you
38:25
Speaker 6: doing tonight?
38:26
Speaker 5: Well, my partner has left me house sitting Haughty J's
38:29
Speaker 5: place alone to obviously gonna have the shindig of it
38:31
Speaker 5: later the party. You keep those ticks coming on through
38:33
Speaker 5: for three If you feel like you want an invite,
38:35
Speaker 5: you've got to have something to offer though, to keep
38:38
Speaker 5: those coming. But I am feeling some reburger tonight because
38:41
Speaker 5: it's bachelor night, regardless of what's going on.
38:44
Speaker 2: And I, yeah, I worry that you know how you
38:47
Speaker 2: was turning into horty jail.
38:48
Speaker 6: I worry that you're starting to lie about.
38:50
Speaker 5: On my life, on my life, I am keen as
38:53
Speaker 5: for you? Really, yes, bro, you probably want to read
38:56
Speaker 5: it bit because it's dinner, so I can like put
38:59
Speaker 5: it on afthletic out, you know what I mean.
39:00
Speaker 7: I just look, I was getting donner and it's yeah,
39:03
Speaker 7: it's been a big week for me. Man, I'm gonna,
39:05
Speaker 7: you know, get some take and me just chill out.
39:07
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that when Horty Jay's lying about
39:10
Speaker 2: getting reburger, it's always the Regent read as well. So
39:12
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I'm just putting it out there.
39:14
Speaker 6: I hope you do.
39:14
Speaker 4: You know another one?
39:16
Speaker 5: What is it a Supernash or something like that that
39:18
Speaker 5: I really like as well, So it's one of those.
39:19
Speaker 5: I'll get a burger, I'll get a combo because I
39:22
Speaker 5: have to get fries, and then I'll probably get a
39:24
Speaker 5: couple of extra tends as well, like the bits of
39:27
Speaker 5: chicken with some TDS with some spicy sauce. Heah, whatever
39:31
Speaker 5: they are, you know what I mean?
39:32
Speaker 6: Yeah? What's that? Bro?
39:33
Speaker 2: Now you're all g what sounds delicious? Pigs, How what
39:35
Speaker 2: are you having for dinner in New Zealand? Actually, use no,
39:39
Speaker 2: we're not. Actually, don't worry about it, but let's go.
39:42
Speaker 6: Let's go to a tune. Pugs.
39:43
Speaker 7: How about that how about a bit of sound guard men.
39:45
Speaker 1: Of course, the Whole Archy Big Show with Mike and Y.
39:49
Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
39:52
Speaker 2: Actually the Stone Age and the Hurd Archy Big Show
39:54
Speaker 2: Friday evening with Kezi and Pugs.
39:56
Speaker 6: Pugs Best Bit time.
39:58
Speaker 5: We've got two litt in our best bits and this
40:02
Speaker 5: one is Hoody Jake. You know he's getting older. He's
40:04
Speaker 5: probably like, what thirty nine now he's nearly forty.
40:07
Speaker 6: Yeah, and when you get.
40:08
Speaker 5: To that age, certain things start to happen to your body,
40:11
Speaker 5: and let's just say you've got a bit embarrassed.
40:12
Speaker 7: While he was on the.
40:13
Speaker 8: Set, I was humiliated today again. Yeah, I mean it's
40:18
Speaker 8: not something that's unusual for me. Man, you need to
40:20
Speaker 8: be fair. But I was filming this morning and I
40:24
Speaker 8: was going you filming late night, big breakfast.
40:28
Speaker 6: Oh wow, it's back. Everyone's so stoked. Yeah.
40:33
Speaker 8: And I was in the makeup chair now for people
40:36
Speaker 8: are unfamiliar with makeup chairs. You know, when you're getting
40:39
Speaker 8: ready and they put all your makeup on the light
40:42
Speaker 8: that they have in a makeup sort of caravan is
40:45
Speaker 8: the most horrendously offensive light you could imagine, and you
40:49
Speaker 8: look in the mirror and you literally look like one
40:51
Speaker 8: hundred and eighty years old. You see every line and wrinkle,
40:54
Speaker 8: all the dark rings under your eyes.
40:57
Speaker 4: It's it's horrendous.
40:59
Speaker 8: But today, as I was sitting in the makeup chairs,
41:01
Speaker 8: something happened to me which has never happened to me before.
41:03
Speaker 8: And the makeup lady was sort of tuttling with my
41:06
Speaker 8: hair and she went, oh, oh, and I was like,
41:09
Speaker 8: what's wrong? And she said, oh, we may have to
41:12
Speaker 8: shave your ears, my ears, And I was like, excuse me,
41:17
Speaker 8: and she said, wow, you just got a few hair
41:18
Speaker 8: astray here, sort of not poking out, but actually on
41:21
Speaker 8: the outer rim of my ears.
41:23
Speaker 4: Oh.
41:23
Speaker 8: I've never shaved my ears in my life. And she's
41:27
Speaker 8: been a good five minutes literally defluffing my ears.
41:30
Speaker 4: Do you shave your ears?
41:33
Speaker 5: What?
41:34
Speaker 6: Yes?
41:34
Speaker 4: Do you?
41:35
Speaker 6: Seriously? Yeah?
41:36
Speaker 4: I do.
41:36
Speaker 6: I've got a little a little machine there, a little
41:39
Speaker 6: hair tremor. It does inside my mess of honker anyone, anyone, anyone?
41:45
Speaker 4: Yeah, and.
41:48
Speaker 6: Well you can really get it in there for sure.
41:52
Speaker 4: Thanks.
41:53
Speaker 6: And then also over not as often, but on occasion,
41:57
Speaker 6: over the top of the ear, on the outside of
41:58
Speaker 6: the on the edge of the you say, because it
42:01
Speaker 6: get it's a bit of fluff on there.
42:02
Speaker 8: Yeah, well this is more sort of around fluff my
42:04
Speaker 8: low b area.
42:06
Speaker 4: Youah, I had it all apparently straight straight.
42:09
Speaker 2: You get his in your ears, Keezy, I don't think
42:11
Speaker 2: I'm there yet. You Also, I did notice you have
42:14
Speaker 2: like and Mike, I haven't noticed yours yet, but you
42:17
Speaker 2: do have hears coming out from your actual ear holes.
42:21
Speaker 6: I shaved those off. Yeah. Yeah. People don't like looking
42:26
Speaker 6: at that. No, I hate it.
42:28
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
42:30
Speaker 6: Serious?
42:31
Speaker 4: You do not have here coming out of my ear?
42:34
Speaker 6: If you have never cut the here out of your ear,
42:38
Speaker 6: then it is there.
42:40
Speaker 2: In fact, I got pugs to mock up a little
42:43
Speaker 2: sort of just for us.
42:45
Speaker 4: That's what you are doing.
42:48
Speaker 2: Like this is actually what it sounds like for Jas
42:50
Speaker 2: when he's doing the big show.
42:54
Speaker 6: Or just one in the morning. And so that's all you,
42:57
Speaker 6: that's all can hear. Yeah every time because of the
43:01
Speaker 6: sheer amount.
43:01
Speaker 2: Of I can't even hear what you're playing well because
43:04
Speaker 2: it's now doubled for you. Oh right, okay, yeah, yeah,
43:07
Speaker 2: but they've trimmed it clearly because then I was going.
43:09
Speaker 4: To go in my ears. I didn't realize I had
43:11
Speaker 4: stuff coming out of my ears.
43:13
Speaker 6: Go home tonight. Yes, so you make a note of
43:15
Speaker 6: this Pugs animal, follow it up tomorrow, go homes to
43:17
Speaker 6: right and ask your wife to check your ears for here,
43:20
Speaker 6: I ask if there's any straight here coming out of there? Okay,
43:22
Speaker 6: so do I have here he is? Yeah?
43:26
Speaker 8: Because I remember your atrocious he is keezy my.
43:29
Speaker 6: Years, oh without full of wax.
43:33
Speaker 2: They have like really waxy filthy years is real cool.
43:35
Speaker 6: But here he is.
43:36
Speaker 2: Oh, it's super embarrassing.
43:38
Speaker 6: I forgot I had really waxy ears.
43:39
Speaker 2: Actually that was when we were we were sponsored by
43:42
Speaker 2: like a hearing aid company, and we had our ears
43:44
Speaker 2: tested to see who had the best hearing. And they
43:45
Speaker 2: couldn't even do it on me because my ears were
43:47
Speaker 2: too dirty.
43:48
Speaker 5: Is that like leftover wax from your plugs from when
43:50
Speaker 5: you were swimming? Because you get swimmers in.
43:52
Speaker 2: No, I didn't used to wear plugs. Pugs Man, you're
43:55
Speaker 2: my you're my ally here man, and you you're really
43:58
Speaker 2: turning against me, simple question. You're really you know, you're
44:01
Speaker 2: really bringing up things from a childhood and say I've
44:03
Speaker 2: got a big we're mates.
44:05
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right, that's coret Are you happy now?
44:08
Speaker 6: Yeah?
44:09
Speaker 1: The hdiarchy big show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
44:14
Speaker 2: Cebo Hodarky Big Show Friday evening with Kezy and pugsn
44:18
Speaker 2: Let's go to a brewery, Pugs.
44:23
Speaker 6: We're off to Fine the brewery of the that's right.
44:30
Speaker 2: Every single day and the lead up to Beer Vanna
44:32
Speaker 2: Down and Wellington, we shine the spotlight on a different brewery,
44:35
Speaker 2: all of whom will be exhibiting at Beer Vanna, which
44:38
Speaker 2: is happening this coming Friday and Sat Day Down And
44:41
Speaker 2: when I say this not today and tomorrow, I mean
44:43
Speaker 2: next week Briday and Sat Dye Down and Wellington. There
44:46
Speaker 2: at Henry Stadium in Wellington. Today's brewery of the day
44:49
Speaker 2: Pugs is.
44:50
Speaker 4: Brew Brew Moon Brow Moon.
44:54
Speaker 7: That's yeah, that's clever.
44:55
Speaker 6: I like it. It is clever.
44:56
Speaker 2: It's a it's a play on an Elvis song.
44:59
Speaker 6: Blo yeah. Yeah.
45:01
Speaker 2: They've been making great beer since two thousand and two.
45:04
Speaker 2: Pugs earning this spot is one of New Zealand's original
45:06
Speaker 2: craft breweries.
45:07
Speaker 6: Pugs.
45:08
Speaker 2: Okay, just make sure you know, man, these North Canterbury
45:12
Speaker 2: Legids might keep things simple. Quality brews, plenty of flavor
45:16
Speaker 2: and a lineup that's got something for everyone, from old
45:18
Speaker 2: favorites to seasonal drops. Pugs O Me, Moomy Me, who
45:24
Speaker 2: the hell's moomy oh Me? Family owned and still doing
45:28
Speaker 2: what they love. Pugs. Brew Moon are bringing their bringing
45:32
Speaker 2: damn it.
45:34
Speaker 7: Clip this off, send it to brow Moon.
45:36
Speaker 2: Moomy brow Moon are bringing their beers to Beervar twenty
45:41
Speaker 2: twenty Sex.
45:42
Speaker 6: Get your tickets Beervard dot co dot n Z.
45:45
Speaker 7: I feel like the South has a reputation for great beers.
45:48
Speaker 5: They do, Yeah, they certainly do. It's that whole backbone
45:53
Speaker 5: like National Pride.
45:55
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, National Pride set to keep done. This is
45:58
Speaker 6: what happens. Come on, man, what there's a sponsor involved here? Yeah?
46:02
Speaker 2: You butchered it. Actually just lose the music, their pucks,
46:08
Speaker 2: just lose the music. Yeah yeah cool, just between you
46:11
Speaker 2: and me. Yeah no, I tried an interesting I tried
46:15
Speaker 2: an interesting tactic driving a toad on it right, which
46:18
Speaker 2: is a three hour drive. Yeah yeah, I rawed dog.
46:22
Speaker 2: I didn't have the stereo on it all. I didn't
46:24
Speaker 2: listen to anything.
46:25
Speaker 7: What's wrong with You?
46:26
Speaker 6: Three hours just to see, just to see where the
46:28
Speaker 6: old mind would go?
46:29
Speaker 7: Are you serious?
46:29
Speaker 6: Yeah? That sounds awful now. It was great.
46:33
Speaker 2: I was literally I was literally just daydreaming and thinking
46:35
Speaker 2: of scenarios and having conversations in my head for three
46:38
Speaker 2: hours straight. Did you win any of them? Nah, it
46:41
Speaker 2: was mostly garbage. I thought of a great new name
46:44
Speaker 2: for our show, though, The Big Show with Keysy and Moomy.
46:50
Speaker 7: Black Crows such a shit set up.
46:54
Speaker 1: The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
46:57
Speaker 1: hod Akut.
46:58
Speaker 2: Keys on the Hurdarky Big Show Friday evening with Keezy
47:00
Speaker 2: and Pugs and Pugs, I believe it is time to
47:03
Speaker 2: hear one of the all time great moments on the
47:04
Speaker 2: Huducky Big Show involving honkers.
47:07
Speaker 7: That's exactly right, Keezy.
47:08
Speaker 5: This is our final best bit for the week, and
47:12
Speaker 5: it'll be a while until I dive into the archives again.
47:14
Speaker 7: But it's been a great pleasure now.
47:16
Speaker 5: Yesterday on the Big Show, we played a bit talking
47:19
Speaker 5: about our honkers ahead of getting an actual cosmetic surgeon
47:23
Speaker 5: and doctor Deshlane to measure our noses in the scientific
47:27
Speaker 5: way that they tend to do that to figure out
47:29
Speaker 5: who on the Big Show has the biggest honker.
47:30
Speaker 6: Well, here you are.
47:31
Speaker 2: You have been very patient and this is These are
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Speaker 2: the official nose results from August twenty twenty three of
47:36
Speaker 2: the Hudaky Big Show.
47:37
Speaker 7: Honkers.
47:38
Speaker 8: The measuring has been done by doctor Tristan Lane.
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Speaker 4: Here. He's efficient, isn't.
47:42
Speaker 6: It Well, he's done a few in his day. Yeah,
47:44
Speaker 6: the sounds of it, Yeah very much.
47:46
Speaker 8: We've got Pugs in with the official results and good
47:49
Speaker 8: ay Pugs.
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Speaker 4: How you going mate?
47:51
Speaker 7: I'm feeling tense.
47:53
Speaker 6: I've got a lot of power right now.
47:54
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a tense moment. But listen.
47:56
Speaker 8: The reason we're doing this because we wanted to draw
47:58
Speaker 8: a line under it, didn't we Okay, cazyre Listeningzyzy?
48:03
Speaker 6: What pretty nervous in this. There's a lot of face
48:08
Speaker 6: in me going.
48:09
Speaker 8: I would the reason we're doing because we want to
48:12
Speaker 8: draw a line on it, because this has been going
48:14
Speaker 8: on for some time.
48:15
Speaker 4: Because this is what the show has been sounding like.
48:17
Speaker 2: Fellas first five minutes been spoken to.
48:21
Speaker 6: You know, getting through this sets every time I sort
48:23
Speaker 6: of understand what's he can get help but put a
48:26
Speaker 6: massive honker and where it's not one toil? What did
48:30
Speaker 6: you do that job? I tell you what I'm watching
48:33
Speaker 6: right now, Kezy get interviewed about just winning the world
48:36
Speaker 6: titles and some third rate racing.
48:39
Speaker 8: Before tell you what I'll tell you what have trouble
48:41
Speaker 8: getting any speed up with that honker?
48:43
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
48:46
Speaker 8: What people don't know about me is I'm actually a
48:48
Speaker 8: very generous man.
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Speaker 6: No I know, because they've never seen in the there
48:55
Speaker 6: is a way to work it out. And then you
48:57
Speaker 6: get somebody that is an absolute expert specialists and massive honkers,
49:01
Speaker 6: and that is keys where we go?
49:05
Speaker 8: Didn't you get like a table tennis ball stuck up
49:06
Speaker 8: one of your nostrils?
49:08
Speaker 6: But they had to make another rule that if somebody
49:10
Speaker 6: was throwing the ball kes he couldn't inhale through his nose.
49:16
Speaker 6: I think if you made it, if you've got the
49:18
Speaker 6: cash out, you made a big pile of it, it'll
49:19
Speaker 6: be almost as messive as your honk. Yeah, well that's
49:24
Speaker 6: not very much. Then they would get you very far.
49:26
Speaker 6: They didn't ask any question they want. Yeah through three
49:29
Speaker 6: for three, like how does Keesy stay standing up with
49:31
Speaker 6: all the way front loaded on that massive.
49:36
Speaker 4: I was making television last night.
49:38
Speaker 2: Oh, you're embarrassing bodies because of that massive schnozzils.
49:51
Speaker 6: Loaded absolute olim so that one there from that it
49:57
Speaker 6: was a crag. Yeah, so how's this going to work? So?
50:02
Speaker 2: I think the first thing we need to give concerned.
50:04
Speaker 6: I've got to say that most of that was me
50:06
Speaker 6: begging Keysy of this. I've got a feeling that I've
50:09
Speaker 6: got to be the biggest. I really hope it is.
50:12
Speaker 2: So obviously, the first thing we need to do is
50:14
Speaker 2: established who is the smallest nose, right, roll that person out.
50:17
Speaker 6: So maybe we'll do that first. Pugs, that are right, absolutely,
50:20
Speaker 6: that's fine.
50:20
Speaker 7: I've got my fault to here. That's his pugs only.
50:22
Speaker 6: All right, yeah, out top secret folder. Okay, so I've
50:25
Speaker 6: got the placing before you just.
50:26
Speaker 4: Give us a result.
50:27
Speaker 6: Yes, you know them pugs.
50:29
Speaker 4: You were You're surprised? Was there anything that alarmed you?
50:32
Speaker 7: I can't say that I was surprised.
50:34
Speaker 4: Okay, but this one okay, so in third place?
50:37
Speaker 6: All right, here we go.
50:48
Speaker 5: Well, the deviation of twenty four point six percent from
50:51
Speaker 5: the normal Keysynoll where knows.
51:10
Speaker 6: I got think? Can you smell it?
51:13
Speaker 8: Yeah?
51:14
Speaker 5: You can?
51:14
Speaker 6: I can smell the fake Oh my goodness, so you're safe. Key,
51:18
Speaker 6: I've got a tiny little nose.
51:19
Speaker 4: Was even worried.
51:23
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, this is like winning.
51:27
Speaker 5: That was a meagement there, that twenty twenty four point
51:30
Speaker 5: six percent deviation from what.
51:33
Speaker 7: The normal as according to doctor Dishel.
51:35
Speaker 6: So it's still above average absolute four. I got the
51:42
Speaker 6: smallest nose.
51:43
Speaker 2: God yeah, all right, ready for the number one straight
51:47
Speaker 2: who's got a bigger say?
51:49
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, big old drum roll.
52:22
Speaker 7: With twenty six point five percent whity j oh yeah,
52:33
Speaker 7: Captain Honker Hoidy j.
52:39
Speaker 4: I just want to say, fellas that are, I'm humbled.
52:45
Speaker 2: I can't understand you're so nasally.
52:52
Speaker 6: Tearing up.
52:53
Speaker 8: I knew when you were sort of your arm was
52:55
Speaker 8: leaning towards Maigie that you were going to point at me,
52:58
Speaker 8: and I'm devastated. Yeah, I'm gussid, but I'll take it
53:05
Speaker 8: on the snores.
53:08
Speaker 6: I'd like to say it's nice for you to finally
53:12
Speaker 6: get a win, brother, one of the all time great
53:17
Speaker 6: moments on the Hurdarky Big Show.
53:18
Speaker 2: Just listening to that and reliving at Pugs, I still
53:22
Speaker 2: felt the same joy I felt four years ago.
53:24
Speaker 7: One percent, and it hasn't quite stopped the Honker jokes.
53:27
Speaker 5: But what I will say is there are bigger radio
53:30
Speaker 5: sessions out there that'll give away like fifty grand, and
53:33
Speaker 5: they'll have a smaller build up to giving that away
53:36
Speaker 5: than what we had for deciding who had the bigger
53:38
Speaker 5: schnoz that drum roll was all time as well.
53:41
Speaker 2: If you want to listen to any of the Big
53:42
Speaker 2: Show episodes from the past, give it a search where
53:44
Speaker 2: you get your podcast from Hoducky Big Show.
53:47
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
53:58
Speaker 2: That is the Big Show done and Dust said for well,
54:00
Speaker 2: the entire week actually, Pugs and myself really shouldering a
54:03
Speaker 2: great load. But Pug's the great news is Moggie and
54:06
Speaker 2: Houghty jab back on deck Monday and they'll be fit
54:09
Speaker 2: and firing and fresh and ready to go.
54:11
Speaker 5: Absolutely, And you know what, I've missed them, and I'm
54:13
Speaker 5: sure the people listening have too.
54:14
Speaker 7: But it has been a great pleasure holding down the
54:17
Speaker 7: foot with you.
54:17
Speaker 6: Keezy.
54:18
Speaker 7: Thanks and I hope you have yourself a beautiful week.
54:20
Speaker 7: And you've got much planned uh not.
54:23
Speaker 2: Going open homing old Keesy Solder's house and now needs
54:26
Speaker 2: to find a new place, so you know, pretty much
54:28
Speaker 2: walking into all these open homes and going is this
54:30
Speaker 2: where I'm going to be living in a few months time?
54:33
Speaker 4: Wow?
54:33
Speaker 2: So the entire weekend is dedicated to that. Yeah, And
54:37
Speaker 2: we were supposed to go for dinner with mates tomorrow night,
54:40
Speaker 2: but they've come down with Nora virus, which.
54:42
Speaker 6: Happens that it's highly contagious.
54:44
Speaker 2: It's the thing you can catch on a cruise ship
54:46
Speaker 2: where everyone all of a sudden just gets tummy set
54:49
Speaker 2: in a very bad way.
54:50
Speaker 6: So they whip saying stay away to them, what do
54:53
Speaker 6: you what are you up to?
54:55
Speaker 5: So tonight, final night at Haughty Jason. Howdy Jason, Final
54:59
Speaker 5: night at Haughty Jason's. I'll probably try to get some
55:01
Speaker 5: reburger fatigue because it's bachelor night tomorrow. He gets home,
55:05
Speaker 5: so I'll head back over to mine and it's one
55:07
Speaker 5: more Bachelor of the night before my partner gets back
55:09
Speaker 5: on Sunday. So if you plans, there's a couple of
55:11
Speaker 5: things happening around Tamakimikota where we live.
55:14
Speaker 7: Little festival happening on camung A Happy.
55:16
Speaker 6: Road up there, I might go check out.
55:17
Speaker 7: And I've got a gig tomorrow night as well, so yeah,
55:22
Speaker 7: it should be fun.
55:23
Speaker 6: Bloody good stuff. Pugs.
55:24
Speaker 2: Thank you for your work this week, and thank you
55:27
Speaker 2: to the listeners for tuning in the big show back
55:29
Speaker 2: and full this coming Monday. Also, the Goat underway eight
55:33
Speaker 2: am sharp. We'll see you then it's going to be
55:35
Speaker 2: a hell of a week on Radio Hurdark.
55:37
Speaker 6: You see you, mate,