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Crazy Cat Ladies and 4 Year Old F Bombs · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: This week on Stay Out of My Fridge.
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  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I used to watch Hoarders to feel good
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  Speaker 2: about my life, and it would make you feel good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, well you know what, uh well
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  Speaker 2: it's all fat.
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  Speaker 3: You know, like, oh, look there's something on the ground.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give ah.
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  Speaker 4: My son was just looking me. He's like, Dad, can
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  Speaker 4: I Can I say a bad word? And I go, no,
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  Speaker 4: you can't say a bad word. He goes a hmm,
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  Speaker 4: what can I start? Can? He's like, can I say
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  Speaker 4: when that starts with the letter L? And I was
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  Speaker 4: like no. He goes how about the letter F? And
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  Speaker 4: I was like no, no. He's like okay in and
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  Speaker 4: I was like definitely, no, no, and he just again
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  Speaker 4: he's four, so he doesn't know. He's just naming letters
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  Speaker 4: at this point. And he looks at me and he's like,
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  Speaker 4: h G. And I go, sure, tell me a bad
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  Speaker 4: word that starts with G and he goes huge.
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  Speaker 1: He's four.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Funny though. That's that's where my brain went. It's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I had this little device. It looks like an MP
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  Speaker 1: three year player, but instead of playing Afroman because I
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  Speaker 1: got high. Allegedly this device might actually do that to you.
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  Speaker 1: But anyways, the voce you're hearing with me, it's mad
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  Speaker 1: as beer laws and joining me as always Brandon, Jay McDermott,
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  Speaker 1: and Human Hauck. Enough, what's a different name in studio
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  Speaker 1: some dudes, not too much.
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  Speaker 2: Boys.
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  Speaker 1: We're coming at you on a little Friday spoiler alert.
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  Speaker 1: We're recording a week before, so any of the news
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  Speaker 1: that comes up might be old to you. But it
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  Speaker 1: turns out this is a pretty busy time of the
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  Speaker 1: year for all of us, and at the time of
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  Speaker 1: the normal recording, I'm getting stuck or I have the
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  Speaker 1: pleasure of, depending on how you look at it, going
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  Speaker 1: to a college Division one girls basketball game with a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of the school that I helped coach the youth
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  Speaker 1: stuff with and the school that my daughter goes to.
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  Speaker 1: They're bringing the whole girls basketball program to a Division
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  Speaker 1: one game.
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  Speaker 2: Can I guess the school?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's only one Syracuse.
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  Speaker 2: Is it Binghamton?
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  Speaker 1: Nope? Syracuse.
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  Speaker 2: Well I would have guessed Syracuse. That's the obvious one,
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  Speaker 2: But I was guessing other New York schools in New York.
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  Speaker 1: Bigerton is in New York. I don't know if they're
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  Speaker 1: Division one or not, but it kind of works out.
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  Speaker 1: They're playing Notre Dame, which I believe is a top
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  Speaker 1: At the time when I looked at it a week
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  Speaker 1: or two ago, they were like a top five women's
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  Speaker 1: basketball team, so it should be.
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  Speaker 4: A game to go to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, division their division one?
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  Speaker 1: Are they Division one? So what's what's interesting? As they
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  Speaker 1: played in the Carrier don't which I don't. You guys
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  Speaker 1: probably don't watch them, but maybe you've seen a football
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  Speaker 1: game or something. Seeing the dome. They also do the
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  Speaker 1: basketball in the dome, so they kind of put the
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  Speaker 1: court and then they put some bleachers and a curtain
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  Speaker 1: and everything right around the thirty forty fifty yard line.
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  Speaker 1: So half of the thing is the basketball court and
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  Speaker 1: they use it. And when you go to a guys game,
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  Speaker 1: you have to buy you know, sections, exact seats or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: When you buy women's basketball, it's all general admission. You
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  Speaker 1: just buy it, you go, you sit, and it's roughly
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  Speaker 1: the same price unless you're a season to take a hold.
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  Speaker 1: Their in cuses good, but I'm like, all right, here
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  Speaker 1: we go taking a bus and I'm super excited though,
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  Speaker 1: because the head coach that is in charge of the
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  Speaker 1: whole program he's a dude. You guys would enjoy having
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  Speaker 1: a conversation and a beverage with him, so it should
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  Speaker 1: be fu awesome.
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  Speaker 4: We have the Harlem Globe Trotters come into town next
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  Speaker 4: month and they're staying at one of the hotels they
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  Speaker 4: work at. So scored up some free tickets, so excited
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  Speaker 4: to go see that next month.
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  Speaker 1: Now are they the same Globe Trotters everywhere that they
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  Speaker 1: go or is there a huge group of them? I
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  Speaker 1: always wondered because back in the day, there was always
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  Speaker 1: like one or two names like people that followed that
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  Speaker 1: would kind of recognize. But I always wondered if it
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  Speaker 1: was you know what I mean, like forty fifty different
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  Speaker 1: guys depending on the area they go and they play,
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  Speaker 1: because I know that they try to kind of like
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  Speaker 1: the Savannah Bananas. You know, they have a couple of
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  Speaker 1: different people. There's starting to be one or two teams,
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  Speaker 1: so there was always that enemy team that they know
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  Speaker 1: they're supposed to lose and just kind of get fun.
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  Speaker 4: I forget what the team is. But the visitor team
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  Speaker 4: usually will stay at the same hotel, if not a
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  Speaker 4: different one. But so it's weird because they'll they'll send
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  Speaker 4: you the lead as it'll say, Globe trotters white, Globe
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  Speaker 4: Trotter is black, and I'm like, they're segregated. That's wild,
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  Speaker 4: but it's uh, yeah, it's because they have the visiting team.
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  Speaker 4: I forget what what the enemy team is.
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  Speaker 1: They lose to Washington Generals, that's what.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I just counted their active roster thirty nine.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's about right. Because they book about forty rooms
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  Speaker 4: and they request all king because they're all like over
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  Speaker 4: six foot five.
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  Speaker 2: So you guys have forty king sized rooms.
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  Speaker 4: We do, do. Hey, one of my property says one
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  Speaker 4: O seven dog, Come on now, don't don't. We're mighty.
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  Speaker 4: We're like a little suahwa. We'll bite your ankles.
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  Speaker 2: Does any I mean honestly, like, how many rooms does
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  Speaker 2: a hotel you know have on on average, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and like to have that many king size that's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Well yeah, yeah, that's the Yeah, it shows you anything
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  Speaker 4: at a different job and doing this too long, I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: immediately know how many we have, but it it's uh,
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  Speaker 4: I know how many adjoining rooms that we have, how
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  Speaker 4: many handicap accessible rooms that we have, But it's how.
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  Speaker 1: Many rooms have you pooped?
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  Speaker 4: In honestly, not very many.
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  Speaker 1: Like that's disappointing.
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  Speaker 4: I would say that would be at all of them.
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  Speaker 4: Is that what you're Yeah, yeah, damn, But I'm just
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  Speaker 4: I rarely have to poop at the hotel. If I'm pooping,
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  Speaker 4: I'm usually pooping at home. I would I would regimen.
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  Speaker 1: I would be eating there every day, pooping there every day,
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  Speaker 1: and I'd be like, which one happened I pooped? Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Breakfast gets old? Man, you smell it though, You're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh, I'm not saying I would eat like that food.
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  Speaker 1: I just would eat my lunch like I go home,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I usually spend about eight
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  Speaker 1: minutes eating, ten minutes pooping in the rest, letting the
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  Speaker 1: dogs out, and running.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's just hard to pass up free biscuits and gravyes,
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  Speaker 4: so whatever they have it. They're like, hey, we got
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  Speaker 4: extra biscuits and gravy brand, and we know how much
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  Speaker 4: you like it. Oh there's my name again. But uh,
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, that sounds fantastical. Let's yeah, let me
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  Speaker 4: let make it too. It's also bacon day, like six
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  Speaker 4: or seven of them strips. I need it add some
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  Speaker 4: waffless or some pancakes on top of it. There's a
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  Speaker 4: reason why I'm fat. It's free meal. Can't turn it down.
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  Speaker 2: Love it.
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  Speaker 1: But breakfast food is just so goddamn good. Even the
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  Speaker 1: kids like every once in a while and be like,
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  Speaker 1: what are we doing for Let's just have breakfast for dinner,
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, yes, are you.
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  Speaker 2: Guys fans of.
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  Speaker 4: Hash corn beef hash baby?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Boy, that's what I'm making a night with runny things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you do you guys like your corn
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  Speaker 1: beef hash?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 1: I like it?
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  Speaker 2: Ask extra crispy, like I have to like cook the
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  Speaker 2: ship and tell it like burns. You see everything past iron.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, oh yeah, I am disgusting. I'd almost like it,
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  Speaker 4: just almost bouterline. Give me salmonilla or whatever. There's almost undercooked.
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  Speaker 4: I like it.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: I'd sit there just eat it straight out of a can.
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  Speaker 2: If I good, love it, prove it, prove it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, podcast four bucks, Why oh see you that's the
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  Speaker 1: name brand stuff you gotta buy. I save a lot brand.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, it's not horror meal or whatever it is.
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  Speaker 1: This is the one for ninety nine.
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  Speaker 2: Since this week we have seven different animals assholes in
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  Speaker 2: this can.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I could be like that cool guy around
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  Speaker 1: my town that drives around with a stick or this
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  Speaker 1: is I et ass.
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  Speaker 4: So I wanted to sorry ahead, there's a I forget
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  Speaker 4: what it's called. That's like a heifer limo is what
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  Speaker 4: one of these kids has at the high school. It
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  Speaker 4: just is a big old playboy buddy. It's his heifer limo.
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  Speaker 2: Stupid. So I uh. I In keeping in the same
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  Speaker 2: vein of our conversation last week that we ended out
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  Speaker 2: with with the food and refrigerator, I actually went and
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  Speaker 2: opened to that that it's lunchable from the I can't
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  Speaker 2: remember who the hell was from what the hell they're called,
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  Speaker 2: but the mister Beast and Logan Paul or whoever else dudes.
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  Speaker 2: And I was thinking it was gonna be one of
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  Speaker 2: those those pizza ones where they had the cheese that
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  Speaker 2: which is where those were going bad, really badly. I
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  Speaker 2: mean like the cheese was molding. But it was ended
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  Speaker 2: up being the the chips, queso and salsa. And I
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  Speaker 2: opened it and it looked good, still smelled good. So
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  Speaker 2: I thought, my pregnant wife eat it. So I think
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  Speaker 2: she I will see if she's all right. Well, uh,
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  Speaker 2: I gave her, gave her the old sniff test, which
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  Speaker 2: also sometimes I give my wife.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say which one is getting the sniff test?
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  Speaker 1: Was the was it was it the the lunchable or
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  Speaker 1: the wife.
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  Speaker 4: But the sniff method has proven effective and multiple different
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  Speaker 4: options here. I mean like that's it's it's my go to.
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  Speaker 1: I actually heard that the sniff method was getting so
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  Speaker 1: popular that that's why they actually invented covid is. They
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  Speaker 1: were really trying to limit the amount of smelling that
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  Speaker 1: that people could do in the world.
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  Speaker 4: Makes sense, makes can.
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  Speaker 1: Confirm canton I but I know we're We're not a
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  Speaker 1: science show. We're just a borolin educational show. I did
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  Speaker 1: look through my fridge. I didn't have a ton of
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  Speaker 1: old stuff. I kind of felt left out the I
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  Speaker 1: did find something weird. It was a some kind of
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  Speaker 1: like pet allergy or pet ear mite thing. There's something
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  Speaker 1: to do with pets that was in my fridge because
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  Speaker 1: it said keep refrigerated on it. That thing was like nineteen,
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  Speaker 1: not nine nineteen two thy nineteen. That would have been
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  Speaker 1: bad if it was nineteen twenty and nineteen was the
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  Speaker 1: expert best used by data on there? So that that
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  Speaker 1: got the old chop, but obviously that's not edible and
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  Speaker 1: it's not made to do that, so it's kind of boring.
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  Speaker 1: But I was looking for old condiments. I was looking
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  Speaker 1: for everything I didn't have a ton of, which is
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  Speaker 1: weird for mine. I mean, there was some food in
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  Speaker 1: there that eat like an open bag of lettuce, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, that turned brown, but it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: like super old. It was within a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 1: I found an onion that I think was growing another
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  Speaker 1: onion from the onion, which I don't really know how
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  Speaker 1: that works. I mean, but yeah, nothing, nothing crazy, Just
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  Speaker 1: to give an update on that.
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  Speaker 4: Does it seem like cheese is going bad quicker? Or
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  Speaker 4: is it just me? Am I crazy? Because it seems
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  Speaker 4: like to me my cheese spoils so quickly anymore. It
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  Speaker 4: seems like I just bought that. There's no way it
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  Speaker 4: could be bad already, Bam fuzzy growing panicellin on it.
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  Speaker 1: Spliced cheese like honestly, like mainly I would say it is.
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  Speaker 4: It is sliced cheese. Shredded seems to last a hell
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  Speaker 4: a lot longer. But if I'm buying like pepper jack
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  Speaker 4: sliced cheese or some smash burgers. And I got a
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  Speaker 4: package of Colby Jack and I got a package of
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  Speaker 4: pepper Jack, both of them. I mean less than three weeks.
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  Speaker 4: That shit is green. It seems like it seems like
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  Speaker 4: it lasts longer than that. Maybe I'm crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's a good thing. I think that's a
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  Speaker 1: good sign that they're actually trying to put good stuff
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  Speaker 1: in our food. It's like getting a loaf of bread
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  Speaker 1: that can be out and not mold for like two months.
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  Speaker 4: That's not normal.
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  Speaker 1: When we make the homade bread, you have like three
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  Speaker 1: to four days before it should be. I think that's
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  Speaker 1: a good thing. Are they individually wrapped as well, or
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  Speaker 1: is it like a pack like from a deli and
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  Speaker 1: they're not yes.
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  Speaker 4: With the wax sleeves or the insert Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's an arm I think that's a good thing. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like think it should go.
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  Speaker 4: They used to last a hell of a lot longer.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know. And then I used to judge
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  Speaker 4: them from my grandma's medicine cabinet. Every time i'd open it,
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, Grandma, what the this shit expired like five
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  Speaker 4: years ago? Like update this shit. I'm gonna die one
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  Speaker 4: of these days because you have expired Thailand all in here,
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  Speaker 4: like what's going on? And then now I open up
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  Speaker 4: my medicine cabinet and I go, do we have this?
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, damn, that was six years ago back in
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  Speaker 4: you go shut that just in case. And I'm looking
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  Speaker 4: and I go, I am no better than that old bitch,
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  Speaker 4: was I son of a bitch.
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  Speaker 1: At the same point, I mean, you try it, what's
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  Speaker 1: it really gonna do. It's not gonna I mean I
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: ibuprofen the other day. I rarely get headaches. I had
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  Speaker 1: one popped from four year old. I'd be proven. I'm
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  Speaker 1: still here. Come out, Come on.
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  Speaker 4: Pieces. I still kind of crave, like the stale racist
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  Speaker 4: pieces kind of had a different hit to them, kind
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  Speaker 4: of enjoyed it. Not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 1: Well, my grandfather loved loved peeps, loved him, but he would,
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  Speaker 1: you know, as soon as you get it, you would
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  Speaker 1: cut them open and just let him sit on the
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  Speaker 1: counter for weeks until they were super stale. And that
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  Speaker 1: was the way that he ate them.
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  Speaker 2: That's how I enjoy uh cookies that are like oreos
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  Speaker 2: if you let them open and they get that room
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  Speaker 2: air into them and then they're all soft and they
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  Speaker 2: don't crunch anymore.
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  Speaker 1: And hm hmm, interesting you live on the crunch.
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  Speaker 4: One of them kids that have to go into a
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  Speaker 4: separate room in school with.
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  Speaker 1: Timer that left.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what it was. I just looked over
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  Speaker 4: and I was waiting for the same.
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  Speaker 1: That a dull moment on the saale. What you do?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't even touch anything.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's okay, You're you're fine, You're fine.
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  Speaker 4: That's okay, so lame. I hate this place.
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  Speaker 1: It's the garage ghost that's getting the best of you.
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  Speaker 1: With the luck you have, you probably shouldn't hope that
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  Speaker 1: something burns.
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  Speaker 4: That is true. I need to empty out this astray
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: that I woudn't use them too, because I let it
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: all up to a lot. And it's always dark in here.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have the ring lights out. Whenever I'm usually chilling,
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  Speaker 4: it's usually pretty dark. And somebody walks in. There's gonna
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  Speaker 4: see me all sad and alone, just kind of making
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  Speaker 4: bubbles over here in the dark, and they're like you good,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, I'm having fun. Everything's fine. But
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  Speaker 4: I came back in to just slow little red embers
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  Speaker 4: just burning and I go, what's that red light?
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm looking like, go, oh, that's the ashtray and
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  Speaker 4: I go, oh, shit's still burning. That's not good. And
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  Speaker 4: I was like that and I looked there was a
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  Speaker 4: mountain like this fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's empty. Now, well it's got ashes. I
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  Speaker 4: used it previously, but.
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  Speaker 1: Is that why you have it? Look, it looks like
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  Speaker 1: it's ash Wednesday with that stuff all over your head?
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  Speaker 4: Is there stuff on my head? Was it just my shadow?
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  Speaker 2: I just want to look.
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  Speaker 4: Whenever I was young and I was working at dairy Queen,
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  Speaker 4: a whole bunch of kids came in with the ash
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  Speaker 4: Wednesday thing going on. And I looked at this check
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  Speaker 4: and I go, hey, you got something in your head?
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  Speaker 4: She is it's ash Wednesday and I go, that's fine,
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: but you have something in your what is that? And
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: then a whole bunch of the people came in and
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: I go, oh, it's not church thing. I got you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to be able to eat meat.
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  Speaker 4: That little fish sandwich what she ended up getting, but
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  Speaker 4: cheer probably probably one of those things like I don't
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  Speaker 4: eat meat.
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  Speaker 1: I just went there, but.
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  Speaker 4: It looked like somebody did the whole semba thing. You know.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, what is this? Moas touch you, what's happening?
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  Speaker 1: We were, I mean, this is a better time than
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about dairy Queen before we press record.
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  Speaker 1: We a bunch of us were like, well, we got
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  Speaker 1: a bunch stuff were going to talk about about fast food.
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  Speaker 1: Now's the time. And I'll lead it off because I
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  Speaker 1: just saw this today. I don't know how. I probably
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  Speaker 1: should have lick be into it a little bit more.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: But apparently Taco Bell is putting photo booths in drive throughs.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because people wait in the
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: drive throughs for so long, but Taco Bell, and this
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: is on retail wired dot com. Taco Bell announces drive
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: through photo booths and here's where to find them. So
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: they've never been afraid to push out fun promotions and
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: bring customers into its restaurants. Now the fast food giants
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: announce that drive through photo booths are its latest promo
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: and the whole live Moss drive through cams a special
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: experience that honors customers authenticity. Taco Bell is providing fans
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: with the chance to continue doing what they do best.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Fans are encouraged to roll up with friends, family, or
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: even alone at a few spots across the country to
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: get a shareable picture in a lifetime of memories. So
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: where are they going to be? And you just tell us?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Tackle though this was there's a bunch of stuff on
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: the Taco Bell Twitter page all right here California, Ohio, Tennessee,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Texas and flow ride. I guess it's like a traveling thing.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: You said live moss, and I was there too with you.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Man, none of you said anything till now.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to be nice. I was like, maybe
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: it's like he didn't realize that they're saying is live moss,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: which I turned into a joke about two years ago.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: It never went off and always flopped like a turd
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: in the toilet. But I said live moss on the toilet.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: That was my joke to Taco Bell and it never
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: hit well, you.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: Know I because my turns don't flop. Mine just splash.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: There's no flip flopping around it. It's just it's more
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: of a stir man.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: No wonder why you only poop at home.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: It's like little nerf bullets coming out of my butter.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: There's spicy, it's like shit in little cocoa pebbles everywhere.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Bbing an interesting probably has nothing to do with the
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: diet and lack of water.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I just I want to do is eat salads
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: and vegetables and stuff. It's really weird. I never eat
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: anything unhealthy at all.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: That is bullshit, because if you ever gone on a
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: salad and nothing but vegetable diet, I have, and you
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: shit diarrhea so much, I'm telling you right now, and
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: then all the little shards of lettuce in there. It's
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: a wonder that rabbits are able to come out with
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: those little cocoa puff things because they're on the same
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: goddamn diet.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: And for some reason, that's why.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I might have more preservatives in my body than your
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: grandma or grandpa on their deathbed after having fromeldehyde pumped
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: into their body. But I'll tell you what I'm never
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: going to get. It's hysteria from some stupid lettuce because
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: somebody didn't wash it properly or something.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Don't jinx yourself. There's a lot of lettuce and fast food.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: M shit.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Let's pray, let us pray. That'sh Wednesday, baby, Speaking of which.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Real quick speaking of which there was a joke when
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I was in a youth group and one of the uh,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: one of the parents was up talking and she was like, Okay, guys,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: next Tuesday, we're gonna go to Haystings and they're gonna
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: fetus pizza. And I said, did you just say fetus
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: pizza in a church? I? Uh, let's just say I
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: got some stern talking to and looks and staring at
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: after that, to.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: The window, Yeah, to the wool. That's good Jesus hm hmm,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: yeah you should. I wonder if that could be the
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: next piece of Brandon McDermott merch. Just some pizza and
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: feed USh pizza.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Let's wear it outside of Westboro. We'll just have like
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: you know what does God said? Hang out there and
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: just have like fetus pizza.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: They're like pieces, and then we'll go through a Taco
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Bell drive through.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Are you close to that, by the way, you been?
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: I mean I think within four hours? Yeah, I think
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: I'm technically I think I'm only two and a half
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: hours away.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Isn't that where you have been going? Like every weekend
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: you're saying you're going to sports to be cool, but
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: you're really going to have out there.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: I have Bible study over there like three times a week.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: It's it's an enduring drive. But we learned a lot.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Nicholas Cage comes and visits every once in a while.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I said his name, just the
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: first person that shout out to Nicholas Cage. He just
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: seems weird enough to join it. But there is one
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: thing that happened today of the day that we're filming
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: that was really significant news. I don't know. You gotta
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: talking what I'm talking about. The whole TikTok band. Oh
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: I did hear it officially go into effects. So on
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: January nineteenth, we will no longer have TikTok. But it
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: looks like they purchased Leiminate. Oh yeah, yeah, because now
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: you can sign in the and merger TikTok stuff.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Over Eliminate Lemonade. What is it?
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: It's lemon and then the number eight lemonade.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Weird.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to probably do that, but I have
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: to imagine. And I'm not a legal guy, but I
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: do remember back on a Triple T show with Toby
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: and those guys, when he was saying that there's gonna
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: there'll be like an appeal to be held up in
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: court and it's gonna be this, and it's gonna be that.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: So I have to imagine it's not going to be
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: like instant right on January nineteenth, plus who knows.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Well. I want to preface by saying I know nothing.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I know nothing, But I also I want to just
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: guess here that with TikTok and so much and listen,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: does it feel like side note Tangent into the Woods,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: that TikTok has kind of taken a step down in
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: recent years or is it just me? Is it just
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: me I'm not personally using it anymore as much? Or
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: does it feel like it because Facebook and Instagram and
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: YouTube they're still paying up here for creators, TikTok ain't
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: ain't doing that.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I have to imagine it's probably a combination
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: of both, because I'm the same way. I'll post some
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: stuff from the shows on one account every once in
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: a while, a video on the main but I just
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. For me, it was the TikTok shop
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: bullshit that just kind of you know what I mean?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: It turned just at you know, ad ad ad, And
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: then as soon as they gave the ability to boost posts,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and then it just you
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: know whatever. But I mean, at the end of the day,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: the content that I personally am putting out, the amount
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: of views that I'm getting, I feel like that's normal,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: you know, a couple hundred to a thout whatever, Like
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: that's cool. It's about the amount of effort that I'm
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: putting into it. But what I've noticed too lately is
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: trying to get on there and just post some other
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: stuff on there. Is like as soon as I click,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, here's a live or here's a video,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: and here's this musician. They sound awesome. I've never heard
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: of them. They got maybe like eight hundred followers. The
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: next seven swipes is going to be like a pretty
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: cool little musical thing. And I'm like, Okay, you're watching
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: pretty hard and this is pretty freaking cool. Like I've
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: seen a bunch of musicians and shit lately on there
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: of you know, a little band, solo acts and shit.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: That's pretty sweet.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: That's what i'ven't seen a lot of too. But the
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: qvcne nature of TikTok has really ross for me as well,
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: just because I mean, every two or three videos. It's
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: either an ad now or a shopping infomercial of you know, oh,
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: if you paid thirty bucks for it, now you're gonna
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: kick yourself. And you ask because now you can get
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: it for twenty nine to ninety eight. It's like, let's
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: shut the foot up.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this though. Have you bought anything
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: recently from the TikTok shop or looked at things on
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: the TikTok shop, because I have to imagine I'm not
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: gonna say I have to imagine that was the wrong thing.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I have bought some things for presents for that and
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I had a phenomenal experience,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: not even Kenya. I got some stuff at a ridiculous
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: price point like stupid low, delivered in one package, free
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: shipping within days, like quicker than Amazon to here, and
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: the stuff is I mean, I'm not saying like I'm
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: gonna go out and buy I hypothetically a pair of
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you know, prescriptions glasses, you know what I mean that
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: are three hundred dollars and I got them for two
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: bucks and they're great. I'm getting things that maybe, in
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: my opinion, should be twenty thirty bucks for like a dollar,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: you know. And there was one thing that I purchased
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the old Man that I compared price compared, and it
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: was like sixty five dollars cheaper on the TikTok shop
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: than anywhere else that I saw, same exact thing.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Theyn't even saw my fives. Now.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: It's why, like, I don't know how many times I've
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: had to refrain myself from buying a drone and starting
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: to do stuff around here. And I'm like, then I
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: looked into it, thankfully, and you have to actually you're
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: supposed to actually have a license to fly them or
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: a certificate. And I looked into that. I'm like, I'm
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: not gonna do that, but just there's some cool stuff.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: But I have noticed that. I mean, like one of
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: the things, cats got a bunch of them. Don't like
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: cats hate the cat litter box. And none of the goddamn
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: kids that had the cat. We've all been through this
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: and rants we all have cats hate doing the litter man.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I really want one of these automatic litter boxes. And
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I've been down this road and I looked. I clicked
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: on like two just to see a deal this and
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: that didn't buy one or whatever. But now when I'm
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: on there. One in ten videos is a goddamn cat
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: litter box now, and I'm like, stop, I'm not buying
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: the goddamn thing.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I actually bought one and it costs about I
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: don't know, it was like six hundred, but then you know,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: like six something, but then with like taxes and shipping,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: it costs like seven fifty eight. We did no interest
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: credit through they allowed you to do it, and like
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: it was like six months. Sam, it's the cash and
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: so you know it's worth it because you know we've saved.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Like I think it's said, it tracks all the shit
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: you know, no pun intended, it tracks that too, but
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: it all you know, I'll let you know when it's full,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: when it's getting full, how full it is. Also, hey,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: you need to add some more litter to it, let
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: you know when it's you know, let you know everything.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: It's like setting your system up to watch your AC
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: and you can change it from your app in your phone.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: But the cool things it does is it weighs your cat,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: and it weighs the shit and it tells you how
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: many scoops you've saved. So Hey, by switching to us,
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: you've saved forty five hundred scoops, you know, kind of.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: A thing interesting and because I looked at it and
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: we you know, you're starting to get a little bit older.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I was at the wife's friend's house for like a
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: friend's giving and stuff before obviously Thanksgiving, and they had
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: one and the wife was like, yeah, he's been contemplating
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: geting one of those. She looked at me and she goes,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: it is worth every penny. Did we spend like six
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars on it? And then like you said, showed
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: me the app look at this, look at this, check
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: this out. We've saved this much on this and this,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, cool, yeah, but I have three kids
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: that can scoop, and all I have to do is
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: buy litter for like nine to ninety nine for forty pounds.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go that route. Because she was
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: saying every once in a while, like every month, you
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: got to do a deep clean of it. See you're
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: supposed to take it apart and do this, and then
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: the censors go every once in a while, he can
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: buy parts, and I'm like, yeah, see that's gonna involve
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: me because I'm not letting the kid clean a six
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars litter robot.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Did the Jetsons have a little robot?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: What's her bucket?
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: That?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Did it?
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Like the cats?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: The animals just ship in the in the robot, like
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like that's one hmmm.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: What was the robot's name, the maid Ruby?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: No, something like that.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: That'son's robot name list of jets and k there was George, Jane,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Judy l Roy. What's the uh rosie was?
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I think I would have remembered that. That's what you know.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: George did a little ring around if you don't what
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: He gave her something that w do forty.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Balloons in a.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Railbow and fixed it. Now, so you said it weighs
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: the cat. Now, the only thing is that would be
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: does it like giving alarm saying, hey, quit feeding your
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: cat so fucking much because.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: A big as cat.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Dude. I got like, so even the runt of the
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: family now, because I'm like, are we really feed them
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: too much? They just got big genetics, you know, there's begets,
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: you know, and uh, this runt is now fat as
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: fun as well, and I'm like, damn, and they'll go
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: through their food so quick and they know that I'm
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: the only one that feeds them, so they circle me
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: like a like sharks and they're like real, I'm like,
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: go and everywhere I walk, I'm tripping over and everything
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: because they're just circling around me because they're like, hey,
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: we're not gonna beet all these other because they don't
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: do anything ever. So I'll go and give them a
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: little bit more food and it pieces them and leaves
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: them away from me.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: So but I'm like, do you feed them like certain
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: times or do you just put a bunch in there
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: and if they eat too much then that's on them,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: because I've tried both ways and it doesn't because my
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: thing is like I want I don't get they're not
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: getting super fat like whatever if they get there. But
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: it's like I'm just sick of saying, no, i gotta
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: feed them in the morning. I gotta feed them in
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the afternoon because it doesn't matter when they were doing that.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: They eat so goddamn much that they just throw up
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: like in the frigging bowl next to the bowl in
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: the middle of the night, and I'm like, in the
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: middle of the night because I'm old and I gotta
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: go take a piss and I step in it and
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: pissed and it's like what the he and it's straight
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: cat food.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Still.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: It's like when you when we eat corn and it
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: comes out just like corn. Still.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: It was like like like a nut rageous, but just
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: cat form, like cat food formed. It's just like a log.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: The best part is when I the dog, he'll get
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: in the living room to go up. Okay, he likes
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: to sleep with the kids. So when the dog comes
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: in and the dog will eat whatever, cat pukes just
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: laying there And how do you tell the kids? And
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: they're on there, you getting kisses and I'm like, yeah,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: how's that cat puke? That's what you dif for not
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: cleaning the litter boxes, you shit. So I don't tell
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: them til the next day.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: So know, you're supposed to measure how much food that
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: you're giving cats. So if you have three cats, how
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: are you like, do you hold two of them on
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: the other one? Well, one of them eats, you know,
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: because I have one cat that just takes his time
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: eating while the other ones are like, I gotta eat
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: now otherwise I will never eat again.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: And I better eat have multiple bowls.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: So the thing is, though they don't. They just so
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: if I have three bowls out and I put in
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: an even amount each bowl, two cats will still go
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: to one bowl and I'll like separate them, and they're
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: just they'll still just keep going back to it, and
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: like that slow eater, we'll just kind of nibble a
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: little bit walk away the other ones eat his shit,
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: and I'm just like it's a I can't. I don't.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: So I just give them two massive bowls now with
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: one massive bowl of water, and they go through that
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: like every.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Other day, like yeah, I mean that's a lot. So
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: they don't. They don't. You're gonna have to start putting
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: fillers your goddamn cat food or something holy well, and.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Then they even hy get some cat treats. So there's
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: a there's a specific cabinet in the kitchen that we
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: keep these treats in it this like higher cabinet river
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: And so this fat ass cat of mine will always
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: just like walk around the kitchen like nuzzle against a
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: little bit, like hey I'm in here. We're like, yeah,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: you fat if you feltmute Like Drassic Art, the water
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: was shaken in our cups and stuff and he'll go
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: over there. He'll stretch all like he'll there's like four
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: little drawers, and he steps on each one of them
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: with this pause, like climbs it like a ladder. A
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: little bit keeps his back feet on the ground and
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: just stretches and I'll just look at you and just
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: meow until you make eye contact. And then he'll look
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: at that cabinet where the treats are at every day
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: like clockwork. And then what do I do. I'm like,
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: who's my bridges through the bully treatment? And then as
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: soon as I see the other two cats running up
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: there too, and I go, you fat, I spoil my
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: catch my cat.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I I'm not a fan of them at all at all.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: There was a Joe Rogan podcast recently that was saying
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: about cat ladies. I don't know if you guys listen
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: to his podcasts at all or anything, but they there
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: was like a scientific thing. And I'm gonna probably butcher
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: this and make sure you obviously go watch it. If
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: you can't find Joe Rogan, then there's something wrong with you,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: because happens to be a really good podcast with no
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: air And I'm gonna shave my head, maybe it'll get
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: more views, but we are talking cats, so I think
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: this is this is this was our plan to try
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: to get some more females, because I think I was
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: on another report where like nine point nine percent female audience,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: So this is definitely gonna help ladies. And there was
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: a there was a thing that says like how do
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: people become a crazy cat lady? Like why isn't the
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: there is something in your brain that says, you know,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: two three four cats, that's we're good, thirty eight still good.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Apparently there's something in the shit that is like a
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: parasite or something that you can breathe in, you can
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: get in or whatever that then reprograms your brain to
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: kind of turn that off. And I forget the name
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: of the I'm gonna look it up here. Brandon's not
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: his head like he's heard about this.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I've heard of it. I don't want to speak on it,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: but I've definitely heard about it. And yeah, it's if
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: you've ever been into a house like that. First of all,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: it's it's awful because cats deserve to live in a
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: place that isn't like that. They deserve to have a
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: place where they have their own space and own area.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, even when I go to animal shelters where
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: there's like thirty or forty cats, and some of them
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: even like they let roam around, I think to myself,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: this is not a life for a cat. A cat
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: needs its own space. So like, you're not helping that animals.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying, you're hurting it exactly.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: It's called I'm probably gonna say it wrong because whatever
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I can't say words. I mean, live moss you know,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: T Gandhi gandhi or something. T g o n d
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: ii is the name of this, which is found in
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: cat feces, causes people to become crazy cat ladies. There
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: are some studies that have shown that it can alter behavior,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: not only in that, but they talked about in rodents.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: So apparently like they've they've seen studies and stuff that
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: micele going in like eat cat shit and then next thing,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: you know, like mice just becomes stupid and you know
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: what I mean, they just get all weird and then
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: they just start coming up to the cats, and then
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: the cats just are like, what the hell, They're not
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: scared of them, They're like and then the mice are
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: dead because the cats just destroy them.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Is is it more prone to women then that they
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: become more crazy cat ladies than crazy cat men?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I guess, Or that's a good question. I think it
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: must be because I've never hed have you heard of
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: crazy cat men? Or just do the women get the
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: uh h?
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: I can't recall if I had to.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Men and women can be hoarders right or live in
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: slovenly places, But dudes tend to be like junkyard hoarders, right.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: You know, women intend to be locked in their room
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: or their house not leave it, and it be filled
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: with like newspapers, shit food.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Did you ever see that one lady on the TLC
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Hoarders show that was collecting all of her shit, like
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: literally was shitting in buckets and like would have five
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: gallon buckets and would just transport it into a funnel
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: and move it into like pine salt containers.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: And yeah, that was.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: And she was in there looking at the camera crew
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: and she's like, yeah, this definitely can is not even
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: at least the worst one that you guys have seen.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: And he goes, this is by far the worst one
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: that we've ever been to. And she's like, really, why
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: He goes the smell for one, like you you do
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: smell this, right, and she's like, yeah, I think it's
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: like the mold and like the dust in the air.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: He goes orts the shit, it's it's probably the shit,
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: and she's like, really you think. So he's just like, yeah,
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: walk around like shit.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Which which plays into the idea that like, we are
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: just three dudes who aren't experts when people are going
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: what I'm getting at it is when people are going
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: through a mental thing, and it may be something that's
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: a little deeper. This all these are all contributing factors.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: We like to be black and white, and here's the answer.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: And the reason why Matt's beard is long is because
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: he likes long beards. And the reason why Brandon's wearing
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: a shirt with his own face on it is because
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: he's a good looking guy. There's no one single reason
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: why anything is anything. There's so many different contributing factors
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: that may not be equal. There may be one that's
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: larger than others, but there's contributing factors to why things are.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: And when it comes to like this stuff like we
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: can sit here and judge her, and gosh, it's easy
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: to when you watch hoarders, like, yeah, I used to
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: watch Hoarders to feel good about my life, and it
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: would it make you feel good?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Like all right, well, you know what, well this all fat,
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: you know, like, oh look there's something on the ground.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: I don't give a shit at least I'm not like Hitler.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Basically what it's like. You know, when you're you're comparing
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: yourself to the worst possible potential thing.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Right And I know that we've even we've all been
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: pretty honest with how we may let our little stations
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: overwhelm with clutter at times. And I'm like, if I
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: showed you this desk, I probably got one. I'm up
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: to eight sprite kids sitting on this desk right now.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: So you know, I got sicks, empty beer cans, and
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: nine different hats on my desk right now.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: See, I have lighters and vapes and other utensils and
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: stuff around.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Roll. You don't want me to turn my camera around,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: all right? Let me. That's what I'm saying.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: TLC is going to be called each one of us
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: very soon if we just you know, but we have
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: those one moments where we're like, you know what this is?
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: This is getting to a.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Point where which one of the members is going to
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: call who.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: That's what mine's most likely going to be CPS. I
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: keep sending you guys videos of how awful my kids are.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Brad, I didn't get to send you
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: this one yet, but there was one where my my
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: son was just walking. He's like, Dad, can I can
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: I say a bad word? And I go, no, you
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: can't say a bad word. He goes a hmm, what
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: can I start? Can? He's like, can I say when
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: that starts with the letter L?
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: And I was like no.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: He goes, I put the letter F and I was
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: like no, no. He's like okay in and I was
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: like definitely, no, no, and he just again he's four,
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: so he doesn't know. He's just naming letters at this point.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: And he looks at me and he's like, h G
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: And I go, sure, tell me a bad word that
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: starts with G and he goes, fuck you bitch.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: He's four, he doesn't know bad words.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: Let yeah, that's pretty good if I didn't start with
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: G at all.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: You liar.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: But there wasn't even a G in any of those.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: But luckily I filmed the entire interaction because I was
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: just like, I just know this is probably gonna be gold.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna put you know, embarrassing boy put it
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: on on TikTok or anything. But I contemplated it.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: But know what you do is you just have the
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: audio and you recreate it with just so.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: So I gotta ask, being a father, who of a
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: four year old is your four year old yr oldest?
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: It's not your oldest, is it.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: No, he's my youngest.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: So my four year old's my oldest. And she is
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: a carbon copy of her papa. She is literally loves attention,
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: loves to be heard, wants to make you laugh and
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: smile and all this other stuff. And she's just like me.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: She's just like she's a performer. And my middle kid,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: which because I've got one on the way, my second
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: is not. She's like Lindsay. She is a quiet, very particular.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Her toys have to be in the right spot and
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: this has to She's only two years old, right, Just
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: kids are different. My four year old comes up to
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: me in the same vein of your four year old
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: and says, Dad, can I say fuck one time? Honey? Honey? No,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: you just you just said it. You're not oh, I
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: mean the word. Can't say the F ford one. I
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: was like, you just said it. And then another couple
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: of weeks later she's gone and she goes, Daddy, can
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: I say the F word? And I go, you can
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: say it one time? Fuck Like she gotta fuck wasted it.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I was like, you could have said fuck sticks, you
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: could have said motherfucker. I mean, like, you gotta there's
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: ways to go about this to like really get your
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: you know, your money's worth.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Look like they just their mouths water, just like I
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: get to say it. Yeah, I get the blast thing.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: I get to say it, you know, and it's I
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: don't know. Whenever he said that, I started laughing and
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I'm terrible. But then I thought about,
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: like my mom took me to see the Beeves and
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Button movie when I was five, So I'm doing miles
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: better than she did. So we're all right. We're breaking
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: those generational curses one step at a time.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: I want to on the night her side of my daughter.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: She it was her birthday and my foster mom had
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: called to wish her. And my daughter doesn't know my
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: mother and she never will or my father, but my
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: foster mom, she kind of knows a little bit. She's
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: visited with her, she's stopped and we're four hours away
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: from where they live. So that's put most of the
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: reason why. But we facetimed and I made her sit
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: here and FaceTime with my my foster mom, and at
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: one point, like it's kind of getting awkward because they're
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: not saying anything, you know, my foster mom's kind of
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: a quet lady anyway, and my daughter looks over to
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: me and she goes, Daddy, can I be done with this?
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: It's boring? And but like like like she didn't get
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: like what she was saying with my mother didn't hear anything,
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: but like it was the cutest, but yet like that
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: this is boring. I don't want to do this any more,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: save me.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: I love kids, non filters. It's it's amazing. And that's
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: how like my wife always start off with a like
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: if she's getting ready to start off, like we're in
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: the conversation, she's like, all right, well I better go
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: in and get off here then, and you know, and
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: so immediately my son would be like, Okay, bye, hang out,
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: you know, and I'm like she was gonna tell us
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: by you know, I was like she was getting there
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: and he's like I'm over it, no, just over.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Lost it, Like I want to bring that brings up
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: a good point. And maybe I've said this before, but
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: when I'm on a conversation on a phone with having
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: a conversation with somebody, I don't say goodbye, like I'll
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: literally like all right, all right, we'll talk to you
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: later or all right, then thanks, and then that's it,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: like okay, all right, and then literally I'll.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Just I say see you. I had to think about it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: I think I say we'll see you, yeah.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: And I've done it for years. I'm like, all right, well.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: I gotta go. That's a good one. Yeah later.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: What do you say? Ring ring ring, ring, ring ring?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: We'll role play ring ring ring at your phone.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Answer whose answers to me?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: You know you you?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I want to see what you say.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Hey, welcome to Dave's Dingland Diner. How can I help you?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is doctor Frank and uh it's her pies.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: It's definitely herpiece.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Fucking knew it.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: How long before it stops burning?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: When can you get to the pharmacy and get those meds?
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: About fifteen miles away so.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: We could have a ready in about two hours, so
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: once you pick it up then and then once you
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: take it probably forty eight.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Hours, good fucking bye.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: That's there, you go. That's how you say it.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: So I just I would say thank you and then
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: all right, thanks.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not going to thanks tell them to have
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: a good day. Maybe I'll just be like, all right,
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: you know, enjoy the rest of your day.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: So yeah, isn't it awkward though? If you when you
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: get in that conversation with like a last liner, it's like,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: all right, well take care, all right, you too have
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: a good day. Yeah, you too, have a great day. Yeah,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: the rest of your day? All right, Hay you as well?
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: No you like how many times like do you? Will
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: you let it keep going? Just to be kind of
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: an asshole because I know no.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Because I work with this one fucking I keep curse.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I work with this one devil. That
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: she repeats everything that you said or that or that
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: she said, she'll summarize. So if it's a two minute
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: phone call, she'll spend an hour or an hour, a
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: minute and forty five seconds repeating everything that she said
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: over and over again. And I'll be like, all right, cool, thanks, man,
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: and she's like, yeah, all right, Well I just wanted
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: to let you know that you know this needed to
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: be done. I'm like, you did, and I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: because if you didn't know about it, I didn't want
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: you to get in trouble for not knowing about it.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: So I'm just letting you know about it.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: I'm like, got it, thank you have a goe. Yeah,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: don't forget about it. I'm like, bitch, I swear to God.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: And it's so if everyone at Caesar just immediate fubout.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: She's like, everyone's always so busy. I'm like, you fucking
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: suck on the phone.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: So I have something I've never shared publicly, and it's
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: not like I will. Yeah, I know I've actually shared
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: that publicly. You do have to pay the premium, though,
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: and you're behind two months, you've been three months.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: I get kicked off, so I'll get you your money, daddy.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: So I'm kidding. Of course, there's something. I've never shared this,
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: this story publicly, because you know, you don't ever really
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: want to out yourself as somebody who's been an asshole.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: But I've been an asshole and I've wore I worked
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: customer service before I got into radio. I worked customer
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: service before I started all this stuff, and I was
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: so I want to preface with that, but I was
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: at school, went to a community college when I started
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: all those years ago. God it's been more than ten
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: years now, and ordered some books, went to the books
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: in the school book You what are the book house
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: book school? It's a library, I think it's what it's
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: called bookstore, and those edibles are yeah. But anyway, I
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: went to the bookstore to pick up my pick up
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: my pre ordered book that I had called in before
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: and said, hey, I've got this class, I've got this class.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: I need this book in this book. Can you hold
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: those for me? And that's a normal thing they do.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: So I get up there, wait and have a long
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: fucking line because it's the first week of school or
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: the start before it, you know how it goes, And
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: get to the front and the person that's helping me
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: doesn't speak English. God bless them, it's just aug not
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: the first language. And so I tried to explain what
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: had happened. They didn't understand. They brought their manager. Manager
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: comes over, white lady, kind of bigger, you know, kind
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: of a heavy set lady quite like myself.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Smash your passh.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Smash kidded me like my level of like class is
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: like come on, dude, I'm talking. I'm talking meth mouth,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: like you can't tell in the dark or okay kid,
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: and I'm kidding. So anyway, she was like, yeah, we
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: don't have it on file. This isn't. I don't. I
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: don't know what to tell you. I was like, well,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: I called in and I talked to Gregory or the
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: fuck I talked to, and uh, he said he was
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: going to get those books for me, and so I
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: didn't have to wait and line, well, you'll have to
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: go get them. I was like, oh no, I'm gonna
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: stand here and somebody else is gonna go get those
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: books for me because I'm not leaving this line and
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: ending up at the back. And she got bad. We
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: argued back and forth, and I've never ever ever been
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: this much of an asshole to somebody. But I looked
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: at her and I go, you're gonna go do it,
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: you know kind of a thing. And she looked at
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: me and she goes and I go, I said, now
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: swallow it. And I didn't mean it like that, but
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: I go like now, because she was like, and I go,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: now swallow, And then when I left, I go, now,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: enjoy your stay at the Metro Community College bookstore eleven years.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: And I'll never forget that. I feel like such an
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: asshole for that, for that moment, and I hope that
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: she's okay in her life and she's forgiven me because
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I was a I've never done that. I'm not like
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: that at all. I'm a big tipper. I'm a genuous,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: genuine guide, try to be friendly, and I hate people
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: who talk like that in public. But for some reason,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, I would, I had it. So
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: do you forgive me? You been?
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: I do?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I do?
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: I'm giving you in virtual dam I thought you were
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: gonna kiss me there for a second, your lip's close
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: to that camera. I was like, damn, you want me
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: to forgive you?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: I needed.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I felt awkward because I'm in the middle. I'm gonna
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: have add it myself out for that one.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen a human centipede? Which one do
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: you want to be?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm? I edit myself out.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: I'm want to be at the end. I want to
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: all of them.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I'm real.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: I'm like, we eat hot Cheetos. It's so spicy, it's
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: still coming through. There's n after taste again. Hot Cheetos
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: tastes like, uh, vagina with the U t I. I'm
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: telling you dirty. You got a little bit of a
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: weird taste to it. Some of it's a case studying there.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: They're like, Wiz, this tastes like People be like, that's
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: either Mariah or hot Cheetos.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be Mariah.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna dirty.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Imagine if that's somebody's college job taste tester.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Did.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: There was a game show that, uh, do you have
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: to smell something in the dark or whatever, And there
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: was this one like flamboyantly gay guy that gets over
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: there and this guy had his ass pressed against the
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: plexiglass and then then the contestants like, ough smells like ass,
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: and it goes and he goes like you just realized.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: He's like, I just smell the ass.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Total Blackout. So the show.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: Every time I see that clip, I am so beyond
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: elevated that I will just giggle at it and I
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: will rewatch it forty times, dude, every time.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, Total Blackout. There was twenty twelve and it was
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: only two seasons. On the sci Fi channel.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking about it.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: People that would go into like tanks with animals and smelling. Yeah,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Was the host, right.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: I just pulled it up and watched it for the
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: first That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, smells like ah yeah. And another guy that played
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Rkle.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: The host, I don't know that is definitely him, Jaquill
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: White or whatever is that? Yeah, yeah, I probably would
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: choose his name, but yeah, but yeah, no, that was
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: every time, and that clip shows up on my TikTok
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: it's that one, and then there's the one, and there's
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: two of them that involve hot dogs. It's always around
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: fourth of July time. There's this guy in a trailer
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: park and he's got he's like, he's got like a
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: sleeve of fucking hot dogs, like a whole package of
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: Oscar Meyer and he just grabbed him. He's like, it's
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: no big deal, and he's just ingesting them, just whole
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: and then he'll cough him up and it's like goes
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: up like five feet in the air and he gets
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: it again. He goes it's no big deal, it's no
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: big deal, And I'm like, what the and then uh,
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: there's the one where the guy's doing a hot deg
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: eating competition. He projectile throws up but catches it.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: And then puts it back in. He's not disqualified.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: The guy that's competed text to him seies the whole thing.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: He just goes.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: His react.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Every time I see those two clips, tears do you remember?
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: That? Reminds me of this one clip a few years
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: ago when people were selling their farts in jars.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I remember that, but remember that.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: So there was a guy I have to I'm gonna
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: one we you guys are probably too busy. I'm sending
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: it to the group chat. He he bought one because
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: he was like, oh, the people are doing this. She's like,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: we're gonna smell it on the show today. And I'm like, okay,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: they're gonna open it and they're gonna let's cross. He
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: opens this fucking thing. He goes like this proceeds to
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: fucking like and I was like, dude, you just took
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: it to the man. It's a part of you now,
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Like you guys are one.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna be a crazy cat lady.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, I know the white elephant gift I'm giving people
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: are farting jars and they're like, what is this something.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I started making perfume or I started making cologne. Can
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you guys let me know if you like this.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: This new candle sense we're trying to like test out.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Can you it's your thoughts.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I saw a clip speaking of hot dogs. Apparently it's
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: this new party game. Now there's all sorts of different
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: ones with like people trying to blow up balloons and
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: you got all these moms and grandma's doing awkward motions
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: where there's a new one. Apparently it's like a hot
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: dog on a string and it's all these people trying
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: to catch it and they break it down in slow motion.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Whether it's guys, girls, and they're just their mouths are open.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: They're going there taking a wiener to the face. It's like,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: come on, somebody, you know this is gonna end up
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: on the internet.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Their eyes are always focused to and you always see
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: like them aggressive ones, like you know, like that chicked
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: as you know, she uses a lot of her teeth
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: and she gives like aggressive hand jobs too.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the tryhards, they tried their hardest in gym class.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Brandon, have you seen those It's where they tie the
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: string to a hot dog and they like attach it
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: to like their waist and they had like pelvic thrust
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: it up.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so I'm a.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I'm a three time state champion in that.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: No, no, I mean I may. I may hold this
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: one till after the show. We'll just okay, yeah, hold on,
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I gotta share it now because you guys are thinking
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: wear shit. Okay. So there was this one girl who
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: we used to have a thing for back in high
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: school and now she's a guy. No, dude, I'm telling
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: you I had a dig but she became a mother
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: and life was good to her, you know what I'm saying. Like,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: so let's just say I've seen those videos before.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Oh hold up, Bill Cosby is coming out over here.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: With the pudding pobs in the pops, it seems like.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: So then I went to the pharmacy and we started
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: hanging out.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, that's awesome. It's now that we talked about
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: cats and everything. We pulled all the females in and
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: there is like a point zero five percent chance at
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: that person is like that was me, And if that
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: is you, please comment. We'll bring on the show next.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Week we can talk about it. Absolutely.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a hugging h mouth go New Mexico.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I think I think this is the end. We might
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: as well in that note Sarah, goodbyes. I just looked
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: at the clock for the very first time. I think
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: we did it. I think we did it. Make sure
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: you guys check out all the friends of the show
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: if you want, they're in the description. If you don't
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: want to, that's fine. Two, you've been Brandon appreciate that.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: A lot of you guys. This was fun as always.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: We'll be back next week and make sure you guys, Yeah,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: go find some weird ship in your fridge, some old
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: stuff and send it over. Send it over to us,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: and we'll put it on the show next week. Maybe
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I'll take some picture, say something, put your dick on it.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I was waiting for something. No, He's like, all right,
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: press the press it so I can tell you the story. Right,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: We're gonna press it if you guys want to see
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna talk about after the show, heading over
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: the Patreon that doesn't exist, and we greatly appreciate it.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: So uh, all right, So all I got to carry wieners. Okay, bye,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: fuck up?
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Tie, it's gonna.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: You're timing deep into your fridge with secret left over
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: on his side, from the oldie sandwiches to ancient phausty