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What Will We Teach Our Kids? · Talking Shed

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speed questions. Welcome back to the podcast.
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We're freezing our ass off. Low key, man.
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My general update's going to be about being sick, man.
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Yeah, that's because kind of that's where I'm at at the
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moment. Now the temperature just.
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Dropped off a absolute Cliff. Oh my God.
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Bro and all our brothers and sisters back over in New Year.
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Straight up, actually thinking about it, two weeks ago it was
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actually like tanning weather, and now, right now it's 10°.
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Yeah. Bloody stupid man.
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Well, my general update is the algorithm has kicked in because
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I've just kind of gotten sick over the last couple of days
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since the weather has kind of dropped and the algorithm, it is
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a real thing. And so as I've kind of been
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going on my phone and going through social media, everything
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to do with how to get better once you're sick starts popping
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up. And I don't know if you've ever
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been to the, the reason why I kind of want to get on to this
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is 'cause there's one particular video popped up on my, my
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Instagram feed and it says family that based in China.
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And I think the mum's like Russian or something along those
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lines. And anyway, the dad's full
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Chinese. They have two kids.
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One kid pulling breed. Yeah, look, I don't know if
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she's come from another relationship, but one kid looks
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like full Balangi bro Pakya, you know what, like straight up so
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and then the other kid is, yeah, half Asian.
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So they start going through their daughters sick in this or
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whatever and they go to the hospital.
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So I want to kind of get your take on it because I want to see
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if like this is something that we're going to do either in New
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Zealand or in Australia. 1 day, all right.
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In China we are going to the public hospital.
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They are. Buzzy looking at what to do.
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Look at this hospital, so big after visit.
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His schedule. Yeah, it's 928.
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We paid for the doctor's visit and now we are waiting.
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It's 944. We are able to see the doctor.
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And. They speak full Chinese too.
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10. O'clock we have finished blood
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test and first one. OK, so it's ten O 3 08 and we
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have finished. So this is what I find buzzy.
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Pneumonia. It's 1018 and my husband got
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results. So in China you can buy
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medication right in the hospital.
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So all in 50 minutes they go to the hospital, their child has
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been diagnosed with pneumonia. And what I find crazy about this
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is the fact that everything is done within this time frame.
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They got blood tests, X-rays, got checked by the doctor, got
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their medication, all within one facility and I'm thinking in my
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hand. All for less than 50 bucks I
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reckon, whereas we pay like 50 to $100 for a visit.
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You know local doctors in New Zealand or Australia and you
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wait for about an hour in most scenarios now to go see the
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doctor. Not even the Doctor first.
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See that doctor we go too? Far.
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So you wait for that first, right?
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You wait there, those waiting. Times are too much.
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That's crazy bro. Have you listened to the Potty
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bro? I swear I'm I'm.
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I'm calling you names in my ear. But you know, you go to a doctor
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bro, and you you wait there for an hour and then you finally see
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the doctor, which will only be like a 510 minute assessment.
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From there you get your result. They print off your stuff.
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You then have to drive to a chemist to go get your.
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Thing it's on the same place bro.
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That's all. Like it's honestly about a three
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hour, I want to say Max process. So what's China?
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Is that because the taxes pay for that for China?
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But I got no idea. No, well, he was paying through
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his phone. That's the other thing I find
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buzzy bro, is that like everything is just straight Yup,
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phone pay. That's pay that like, yeah, we
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get Apple Pay. I get that.
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But I'm saying like the IDs and stuff are all on phones.
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Their medical whatever is all in their phones.
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Their physical IDs are all in it.
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Like, everything is just bang right here.
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So as soon as I asked for a boom, there you go.
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There you go. Yeah.
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So this family, young family, their daughter was sick.
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They said let's go to the doctor, public, public doctor,
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too, by the way. All right.
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And it says it wasn't private. Went in there, saw the doctor.
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Doctor knew it was pneumonia. Got referred to a blood test,
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got referred to an X-ray. Got all that done.
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Bang right there. Not yeah.
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You might have to get an MRI or an X-ray, you know, two weeks
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away. Just boom.
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And then from there, women got their scans, scan their phone,
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barcode, QR code, you know, on the machines and all their
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results got printed out, went straight to the pills or where
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they get the medicine from and bang, all done within 50
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minutes. I don't know where are we going
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wrong in New Zealand, Australia. Well, I've I've actually haven't
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been to the doctor because I've been sick, so I'm not not too
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sure what happens. Oh true.
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What happened? Shit.
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Well, like you've been to the doctor recently.
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No, not in the last six months. Bro I but I swear to God I'm not
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not lying. It would have been 10 years or
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something since I've been to doctor for being sick.
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Damn. It was probably last year I went
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for my first checkup that. Was a blood test eh?
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Was it? Just just to get a blood test,
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yeah. Damn, So what?
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What do you do when you're sick? Just ride it out.
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Holy shit, yeah, I just ride it out.
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Do you get any medicine? Medicine.
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You just, you just got that dog. I just free ball.
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Like, yeah, I'm bro. I just, hey, I don't know.
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Yeah. I just always kind of.
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That's crazy to me it. Probably isn't the most
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efficient way to deal with the sickness, now that I think about
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it, yeah. No, honestly it probably is the
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most efficient way. I've I have just never been a
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big medicine person. So you're saving hours of your
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life, bro, Not going to the doctor.
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I'm out there bro, waiting and waiting.
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I'm like, come I? I guess so.
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For example, you got pneumonia like because I'm guessing it
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wasn't a bad pneumonia. They'll give you probably 2
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rounds of antibiotics. But but you have to go buy it
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from. The chemist, you have to go buy
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it from the chemist after and then obviously, yeah.
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And then they'll give you. Why did they get an?
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X-ray. I think maybe because they
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wanted to see if there was anything else going on as well
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within the body that that's the, that's the only thing I can
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think of. Bro Loki, when I was like the
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doctor, you kind of need to convince them to keep checking
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stuff there because bro the Doctor, when I went to him, I
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was like, I was asking him, Oh, like, I've had it this, my, my
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family has this history and dah, dah, dah.
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And he was like, no, you'll be sweet.
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And then I, because my mum was trying to get me to get all
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these checks and stuff. And I rang my mum and I was
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like, no, he said, I'll be sweet.
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And he said, no, make sure when you go, you tell him that you,
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you have family history of this and you need to get this check.
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And so when I was like, Oh, mum said that 30 years old still
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that mum said that I need to get this check.
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He's like, no, no, no, you don't need to get a check.
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And then I started talking to him about it and he's like,
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yeah, you should probably get it checked.
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And I was thinking, bro, what the hell?
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You just did not. I don't trust anything you're
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saying. No, that's.
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Crazy. So, but yeah, I've never been
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big into Yeah, I probably should be getting checked more, but I
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didn't. Yeah, I just.
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Now you know. What I have heard though is your
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body. When you go through a cold, the
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natural process is for your body to heat up and you sweat
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everything out. You basically just got to ride
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it out. What's your process of when you
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get you get a cold, bad cold? What's your process to get rid
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of it? Right.
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Honestly the first thing is just straight lemon honey teas hard.
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That's why I'm on that. That's what I jam as well.
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That's what I. Jam, lemon honey teas bro that's
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honestly all I do all day every day.
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Garlic. Do you jam garlic?
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I don't, to be honest with you, I.
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Jam garlic, that's what. My my granddad was massive on
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his garlic. So maybe I need to do that.
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You just Chuck it in your teeth. Or eat it raw.
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Just swallow like a tablet. Wait, what?
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Yeah, breath of doom. Stink ass breath.
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All day. What are you being?
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Serious. Yeah, yeah.
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Take it like a tablet. It's a natural blood thinner.
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And so it actually has heaps of. I'm not smart enough to know
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everything, but it's a natural remedy that people, yeah, swear
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by. And.
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I'm out. I'm out here having a jam G
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doing things wrong. And have you seen we should
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actually make you do it. I've seen on TikTok, yeah.
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You get those dudes and they bite like a whole onion.
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Then they go into hot water, Then they eat a whole garlic.
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And then they go underwater. They eat a carrot, they go into
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water. They eat like a ginger.
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They go into water. They have like a scoop of honey,
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go into water. Then they go like all this crazy
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stuff. What the to try to heal them and
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as quick as possible. Like, I haven't seen that, yeah.
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We'll do this after and. You're fist up.
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What is that? What's the purpose you have
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onion though? Bro pain.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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Yeah, apparently. I think it's same kind of thing
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as garlic. It has natural stuff.
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Well, I'm just saying that you see it in Australia, we need to
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kind of sort things out if, you know, these guys are so far
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ahead in terms of technology. And yeah, especially when you go
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get an X-ray MRI scan, bro, it's a 2-3 even a month wait
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sometimes. Yeah, and even longer.
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And it cost man a fortune. Yeah, I'm not doing that.
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Yeah, you, well, you just love the you're like they're like,
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yeah, it could be, it could be MCACL.
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We'll just get, we'll just need to get an MRI and there's like
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$300. Yeah.
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It ain't ACL. I know my body.
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That's. Exactly what I say, bro, Every
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time you ask your body. How's your knee?
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Yeah, all good. Brackets.
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All good. No worries.
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It's just MCL. Yeah, that's my gym out there.
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I'm a little bit sick, but you know.
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Yeah, we need to go get it all checked out.
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Oh, bro, I'm going to my update. We were talking about it because
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I was, we were talking about Joe Rogan.
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And when we got into Joe Rogan, I reckon I was very early on to
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Joe Rogan because I was a cringe high school student where I'd
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listen to that motivational stuff, like to help me work out
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and stuff like that. Yeah, I got to lock in to get it
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like no sleep sleeps for a week or even though I was still
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sleeping. But anyway, that's what I was
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listening to. It was this dude Eric Thomas,
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and he is one of the goaded motivational videos.
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And I don't think you've seen it.
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You said no, I I don't think right.
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And specifically this one with this NFL player doing a like
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workout, right? It's so motivating, bro.
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It's pretty long. It's 5 minutes.
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Man who you know, he wanted to make a lot of money and so he
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went to this guru, right? And he told the guru, you know,
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I want to be on the same level you are.
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So the guru said if you want to be on the same level I'm on,
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I'll meet you tomorrow at the beach.
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But I have it like pretty memorized.
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So young NFL dude training. Did he make it I.
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Don't think so. Oh.
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Bro. I know I was cheering for this
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dude to make it more than anyone as well.
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I watched some of his college highlights.
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He was pretty good though. Oh yeah, even the music.
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So the young man got there at 4:00 AM.
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He all ready to rock'n'roll got on the suit.
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He should have worn shorts. The old man grabs his hand and
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said how bad you want to be successful?
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He said real bad. He said walk on out in the
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water. So he walks out into the.
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Water. Wait so did he get this guy to
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Pepsi? Do this voice up it.
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Goes waist deep so he like this guy crazy.
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I. Don't know.
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Damn he grinding bro. 49,000,000 years bro grinding.
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I don't know if this is one day bro but in my head I was like he
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did it in one day like this is I'm just grinding bro.
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It definitely wouldn't have been.
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A Nah, this would have been every week, yeah, probably the
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whole year. Bro this is the Amy.
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I'm so bad to train a lot of spaces.
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I just want to get to this one part where he says.
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He is out there grinding. Damn.
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This is probably a sleeping podcast right now, but sorry,
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come on. When you look at like let's say
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he did a making. Like I want to make money.
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He got me out here swimming. I didn't ask to be a lifeguard.
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I want to make money. He got me.
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So he said come out a little further.
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Walked out a little further. Then he had it right around this
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area, stole the area. So this old man, crazy, he's
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making money, but he's crazy. He said come on out a little
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further. He came out a little further.
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It was right at his mouth, my man, like I'm about to go back
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in here. This God is mine, the old man
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said. I thought you said you wanted to
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be successful. He said, I do, He said.
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Walk a little further. He came, dropped his head in,
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held him down. Hold him down, my man, Get him
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scratching, holding him down. He had him held down.
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Just before my man was about to pass out, he raised him up.
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He said. I got a question for you, he
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told the guy. He said when you want to succeed
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as bad as you want to breathe then you'll be successful.
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I don't know how many y'all got asthma here today, but if you
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ever had an asthma attack before you short of breath SOB,
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shortness of breath, you wheeze it.
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That's. Me right now, dude.
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Is get some. Air you don't care about no.
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But anyway, I just wanted to talk about this because it was
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like I thought it was everyone. Everyone knew a day, but I don't
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think not everyone. Maybe it wasn't as popular as I
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thought. I used to listen to this before
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like every 49 million views, so everyone must have been, lots of
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people were listening to it. I'm I'm the odd one out there's.
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Probably a million of those views me.
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Wait, go to the comments. I want to see what the comments
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are saying. What do you reckon the comments
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are saying to this? 2026 anyone?
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I came back. I come back here from time to
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time. Who's here in 2025?
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Been watching this since 2012 straight up.
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That's when I started watching it. 2012 I'm 10 days sober and
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clean. I want it bad.
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This time is for real. Not this time.
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Yeah, 10 days. That's pretty much me.
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I showed this to my dog. Now he a wolf.
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My goldfish saw this. Now he's a shark.
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Five months clean, working out again.
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Life's worth it. Yeah, there's a lot of goldfish
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ones. Be right.
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Be right back. Gonna go bench press my house.
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So yeah, this is a good motivation one if you guys want
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to listen to it. This used to get me wanting to
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fucking go hard as. Just run for it before did you?
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OK this is where I was getting that before.
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When you see how hard this Bros working and let's say he didn't
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make it, does it make you feel bad that you didn't make it?
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No, it makes me feel. Better.
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Yeah, because I was just about to say yeah, he's like, damn it.
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Is pretty hard. It's pretty hard.
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Right. That's gotta be working hard
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and. He's like athletic as well.
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Yeah, he looks the piece. He looks like he's the product.
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And then, you know, look, if he didn't make it, man, that was a.
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He played college. College football, yeah, but
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yeah, but like, yeah, that's that was my general update.
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Just update everyone on some motivational clips if you need
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to see it. The other one I just wanted to
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talk about as well. Quickly not to ramble on, but
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the me and my missus were talking and this is when I
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realized damn, we are really, really alike is we were I was
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actually driving yesterday and truck had crashed fully on the
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motorway and I was talking to my missus and she said I talked to
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her. I was like, do you ever have
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intrusive thoughts when you're like driving?
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I don't know if you've ever had intrusive thoughts when you're
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driving. Sometimes bro, I'll be driving
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next to a Cliff and I'll think bro, what if I would have I kind
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of want to just like just drive off not that I actually will
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ever do it, but you know, just to see bro, it's like all it
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will take is a zinc. You know, it's crazy to say it
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out loud. I know it sounds like I'm
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suicidal, but I'd never do it. It's just, you know, it's just
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like, bro, I could. Yeah, but you don't.
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Yeah, yeah. And she she said that when she
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like, Oh no, she's done it before is she'll be driving and
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see how long she can close her eyes and I've.
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Done that as well and I'll. Tell you what, I never do it
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now. Don't do it.
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Do not do it. As dangerous as I've almost
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drifted into the other side of the lane.
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Don't do it. Sorry, Mum.
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I know you listen to this thing. I raise an idiot but so that I
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don't even want to say this because it will tempt people to
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do it, but three seconds is a good time bro 3 seconds you
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forget where you are and it's like bro what the fuck?
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You open your eyes it's great bro 3 seconds is great.
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Do not do it. Do not do it.
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The other one to do not do is try drive through your camera
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screen on your phone. So what?
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So you hold your phone up like that and just look through your
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camera screen while you drive. Gee, you are crazy if you're
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doing things like this. But I know it's so bad.
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I did this when I was eight. I've never done it's that's bad.
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That's really hard because it's like delayed and you're like,
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where am I? And then I stop.
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Yeah, it'll probably be better now when I think.
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Yeah, the other other bad things people obviously on their phone
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but I was talking to some of my mates about it and some of them
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drive he heaps for work. One of them drives a van and
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they go from Auckland to Hamilton and he says he's on his
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phone. Hey, so stop going your phone
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mate JT he goes bro. Sometimes I want my phone so
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much. This happens to me as well.
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Sometimes I'm on my phone so much I I zone out and I realise
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damn I'm in Hamilton. Yeah, I'm serious.
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And bro, sometimes I'll be driving, drive through a set of
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lights and be like, bro, I didn't even check if that was
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green. I'm like bro, was that green?
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I was like. Oh, no, Did I just break her?
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Yeah, bro, there's so many. And then, yeah, bro, when you
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were, when you were little, though, when you first got your
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license, how scary was it, bro? I remember the first time on the
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motorway driving 100. And I was thinking, how has mom
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been doing this her whole life? Driving 100, bro, and 120
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months, bro. I seen your mom.
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You're a speeder. You stop.
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Speeding and. Bro, I was driving 100.
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I remember the first time thinking this is actually so
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fast and you're like so scared and and then I remember we were
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driving to Auckland from the coast and we went on the Harbour
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Bridge. And do you remember the first
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time on the harbour? Bridge.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll be honest, bro, I
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actually wasn't scared, were you?
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Nah, I was the opposite. You had that dog in you.
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Very. I just honestly, the day I got
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my, my license, my learners, well, I was on the motorway that
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day. Like I was out there.
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I was all good, but I just, I just saw it, obviously, yeah,
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but I wasn't, I wasn't a great driver.
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I just. Just weren't.
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Scared. I just had the confidence.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't.
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I was scared as. Shit, yeah.
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Bro, first time on the motorway middle lane.
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Yeah, you know, the middle was. Way close.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. And I was thinking, I remember
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just always thinking, bro, my mum is such a good driver.
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She's never freaking out like this.
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She's she's going over the hub bridge at 120.
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Bro like cutting people off and stuff.
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No, Mum, you're a good driver. As we as we get older though.
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Yeah, and now and now, like I say, we forget that we're even
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driving 110. We're looking everywhere like
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doing stuff. And it's like, bro, it's the
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same car. We're still driving, we're just
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used to it. So it's actually a safety check
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guys. Like you're flying on the
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motorway. You are flying, definitely.
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Yeah. Like 100 KS an hour is flying.
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Or 110. Yeah, yeah.
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From here to Brizzy. Yeah.
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So I don't know do you have any driving intrusive thoughts or do
21:25
you have any like? But you know, I was just
21:28
thinking like, I have the opposite of intrusive thoughts.
21:30
Like when I'm actually in the middle of doing something, for
21:33
example, like I did that bungee jump in Queenstown and it was
21:37
often nervous. And that's arguably like, I
21:38
think it's like what was until recently the highest budget you
21:43
could do. And I think something like 138
21:47
meters or something type of type of freefall.
21:51
And in my head, I'm just thinking, am I really about to
21:54
do this? And then you just jump and
21:56
you're like, bro, I'm doing this.
21:58
Like I'm in the middle of the like, there's no backing out.
22:00
You can't back out at that point.
22:02
Then I have the opposite of intrusive thoughts sometimes
22:05
where I'm like, I'm really doing it, don't do it.
22:08
Why am I doing it? Yeah, I'm like don't do it, but
22:11
I'm doing it. The American bungee.
22:12
Is so scary but freakish because you, you can't feel you're
22:17
attached to anything. And then so you're like, OK,
22:19
have they done everything right? Yeah.
22:21
And then they're like a jump. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:23
And you're like, yeah, wait, can we just triple check?
22:25
Can we go triple check? Because you were like not really
22:28
paying like I want to be make sure of it.
22:30
And then bro, that first, Is it like 20 or 50 meters that you're
22:34
free for on what you know before the actual rope kicks in so
22:37
you're actually free? Falling.
22:38
I think that one was way longer. Bro, so that first little bit
22:43
when you're free falling shit, scary that bro.
22:46
Have you seen the one that I did?
22:48
I think you showed me, yeah. Very like it was it was actually
22:52
a bit both. The worst thing about this one
22:54
is I got set up by the bro. Hey, did he?
22:56
So my brother-in-law, he worked there and he goes, yeah, we'll
22:59
get you out on a Bungie. And I was thinking, Oh yeah,
23:01
sweet, all good. It would just be one of the
23:02
smaller ones. Yeah, because they have two.
23:04
They have one at the luge in Queens Town and they have one at
23:08
on the bridge, the famous bridge one and a rock up and a kiss
23:11
says, yeah, you're doing the biggest 1 today.
23:13
I said what the I said no, no, no, no, I don't want to do it,
23:16
bro. I was telling them bro, leading
23:17
up to it. I was like the whole time.
23:18
Oh no, no, no, I'm not going to do.
23:20
I'm not going to do it, bro. And this is it here.
23:22
And it's actually pretty tall, bro.
23:35
Oh that's humongous bro. That's QJ.
23:41
You're free fall for like 100 metre.
23:43
It's actually huge, James, you part that gets me.
23:47
Listen to this, you'll hear me go.
23:52
Watch this, you'll go. Here we go.
23:59
I'm like, Are you sure? Are you sure?
24:04
Right. So yeah, that's probably the,
24:06
the the I have opposites, intrusive thoughts, really.
24:08
Yeah, Realistically so, yeah. Extrusive thoughts, yeah, that's
24:12
probably. Yeah, yeah, true.
24:13
I know. Anyway, flat chats.
24:15
Flat chats are this week we got speaking about what do you think
24:18
our kids will judge us for? I guess in our generation.
24:22
Yeah, so, yeah, one of the boys sent me a video and it was a
24:28
video on Instagram about things he wants to teach is kids.
24:33
And then we were thinking and I was like, what do you reckon
24:36
they're gonna in 20-30 years time, they're gonna look back
24:39
and be like, bro, dad, why did you do that?
24:42
That was way off. Yeah.
24:44
Oh, like you guys are so old. You you use that.
24:47
I reckon there's a few things, like what is there anything that
24:50
you think back in your dad dad's day and stubbies?
24:54
They're big. My dad had a big ass mullet,
24:56
kind of came back around. He's kind of on now.
24:58
It was, yeah, it was the for me, it was always the long hairs.
25:01
My uncle, my uncles are my dad's brothers.
25:03
Yeah bro, he had long ass hair, like down to his ass.
25:07
Bro was it a mullet or straight? No, it was just like long hair
25:10
and straight long hair too. Yeah.
25:12
And I was just thinking, I remember back then I was like,
25:14
damn, why does my uncle have long hair for?
25:16
Yeah, yeah. And then he, bro, now he's fully
25:19
bold. And so I think back to it, I'm
25:21
like, so now, like these heaps of followers that actually have
25:24
long hair. And I used to have long hair.
25:25
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I'm just like, that was
25:27
one thing. Came back around.
25:28
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know what else.
25:30
I think my mom had a bit of like that 80s or 70s style of it with
25:36
bright colors and that kind of thing.
25:37
So that's probably a bit buzzy, is it?
25:39
70's the hairstyle yeah, you know the curly hairs because.
25:42
My mom has curly hair as well. Yeah.
25:43
Right. She had a bit of that going on,
25:45
yeah. I don't know what else though I
25:49
was. Looking for me.
25:50
It would be like the phones they used to have all the Walkman's
25:53
that they used to have. Yeah bro, the the style that
25:56
they'll wear. My dad used to always rock the
25:57
flat top as well. Did he have the flat?
25:59
Top hairstyle. Yeah bro, my dad used to have
26:02
that. It was also just like, I reckon
26:06
the the oh bro, just even the cars.
26:08
I think about that. They drove back there and I'm
26:10
just like, yeah, if they named the car back in their generation
26:13
today, bro, the only one I would know is a Beetle.
26:16
Yeah, that's realistically the only one I would actually.
26:18
Like a Bronco, my dad always talks about them.
26:19
Yeah, OK, four Broncos. Yeah, yeah.
26:21
Or that like them, you know that that van that.
26:25
Or the V dub. Is it there?
26:26
Yeah. The hippie vans?
26:27
I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:28
Like those ones. Yeah, those are.
26:30
All like in now as well they're vintage they're cool so maybe
26:34
we're here whatever we're doing now it's probably going to come
26:35
back around so just. All good.
26:37
But then I think about it as well.
26:38
I'm just like, how did our parents not have phones?
26:41
Like how did they communicate? You know, how did they?
26:44
I can't just text back in the day.
26:45
I can't just text Hannah Nell and be like, hey, what are you
26:48
up to? Like, are you?
26:49
You know you're good, right? Yeah, I think that's crazy.
26:52
It is. How do you hang out with your
26:53
mate? You literally need to rock up.
26:55
Hopefully he's really he wants to see you.
26:58
Like what if he's sick or and you've just ridden by a horse 30
27:03
kilometers? Ridden by a horse is crazy.
27:07
Hey bro, you want to hang out today my bro Mrs. is angry at me
27:11
for hanging out last night didn't give back a duel at 3:00
27:14
AM from the pub drove drove everyone home as well on my.
27:18
Horse on my horse, yeah. But you're pretty much right
27:24
there, bro. I don't know.
27:26
Yeah. So I reckon first one is the
27:29
most craziest one we're probably going to talk about for what we
27:32
think reckon our kids are going to talk about because but it's
27:36
it's a real 1. So I've actually never heard of
27:39
it. But the recently in Australia,
27:43
porn has been a legal war. It's made hard to get or
27:49
whatever. That's it.
27:50
I don't know. This is what you were telling
27:51
me. This was your I think that you
27:55
asked me to do and. Crazy 'cause you're talking.
27:58
About it, not me. So I reckon if it's get keeps
28:02
going that trajectory, which it kind of is, our kids will be
28:07
like, bro, what the hell? You guys are freaks.
28:10
Why did you guys do that? And I'm like, bro, that was
28:13
Josiah. That was your uncle Josiah, not
28:16
me. I don't, I don't know.
28:19
Yeah. Next one.
28:20
What's the next one? That's true though, bro, they
28:25
are going to be thinking that. Yeah, because I think about, I
28:27
actually think about when, OK, this topic is, it's a bit taboo
28:31
to talk about, but when it, you know, when it came out back
28:34
then, bro, they had magazines and shit, bro.
28:37
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard that.
28:39
Would be like, bro, you're freaks, yeah, for having
28:41
magazines, you know, so they're gonna think the same thing about
28:44
us. And then what are they gonna
28:46
have they're gonna have robots, bro.
28:49
They will. They're gonna have robots, bro.
28:52
They. Will bro that's gonna be like
28:54
that Black Mirror episode. Have you seen that and they like
28:57
on online gaming I. Thought it was Nah.
29:00
There's a few different ones, but like there's this one.
29:02
You can go into the game and you can fight each other and the
29:06
dudes end up just rooting, turning gay with each other.
29:10
Hell, there's an attack on the masculinity, really, I think
29:13
about it. I've seen the other episode,
29:15
though, where the wife, her husband dies and so she orders
29:20
this. Yeah.
29:21
And he, she has to like, pour it into the bathtub and then it
29:24
makes this her husband. Yeah, Yeah.
29:26
And then it gets to. I don't know how to.
29:30
Yeah. He gets too crazy, ends up
29:33
throwing him off a Cliff. Yeah.
29:34
Do you remember that? Yeah, I think so.
29:36
It's one of the early episodes in the first season.
29:38
I think it is from memory. Yeah, Black Mirror's pretty
29:41
good. But yeah, anyway, I reckon that
29:42
might be one thing they look back and and judge us on.
29:45
Yeah, the second thing that we we put down here that our kids
29:48
will judge us for is our song selections.
29:50
So music, Yeah, music is a big one.
29:53
For us I was saying imagine imagine you're a kid you play
29:55
trust me son this used to go off in the club and Gucci gang Gucci
30:00
gang Gucci gang spend care reacts on new chain Marvel LA do
30:03
cocaine. They're gonna listen to that,
30:07
but like you guys have literally got no taste or I got hoes
30:12
calling you. That 10 this one, Jesus.
30:16
Like imagine our kids thinking like what the hell is this dad?
30:26
Son does use the golf like, trust me.
30:35
Right. Yeah.
30:35
So music, music, song selection. What is what's, what's something
30:38
that your parents used to play back in the day and you're just
30:40
thinking, oh, we've talked about it before about the whole Queen
30:43
thing. They never played Queen, but
30:44
yeah, I don't. I was thinking about, I don't
30:46
really write Queen that much. I I like all my parents music to
30:51
be honest, like UB40, ABBA, ABBA maybe.
30:56
Yeah ABBA. Nah, Dancing Queen.
30:59
I write Dancing Queen. I reckon it's a funny song.
31:01
I'm, I'm more off ABBA than I am Queen.
31:04
Yeah, 'cause I, I, I rate queen. Oh bro, we're sitting down and
31:07
watching Live Aid bro cause. Bro, I'm telling you, EB Ebba's
31:10
got some bangers. Bro, they do have bangers.
31:11
They do have bangers. Dancing Queen young and freed.
31:15
Bro that goes off. No, it does.
31:17
It does. Yeah, what about you?
31:19
Is there any that you judge your parents on?
31:24
Barry Kin, I'm just thinking about how, like, our parents
31:26
didn't have technology back in the day to like, be like, hey,
31:32
friggin, you know, like Michael Jackson's coming to town.
31:35
Yeah. So how would you know?
31:36
Bro, they would have to like look at newspapers or something
31:39
or listen to the news or radios or Walkman's or whatever and be
31:41
like that's how they would have heard of it.
31:43
And they're like, OK, how do we purchase a ticket?
31:45
Bro they had to physically go. Yeah, purchase a ticket, all the
31:48
tickets, yeah. You had to go to, you know, your
31:50
ticket ticks and stuff like that some.
31:51
Ancient shit bro. You know, whereas now you and I,
31:54
we're just waiting, we're in the line online.
31:57
Eventually, as soon as we're queued up online, boom, we
32:00
bought it. You know, so I look at that.
32:02
So what is it going to get to when our kids start to go
32:06
through this? Probably just buy stuff for you,
32:07
automatic or you. Know what it's going to be, bro,
32:10
this is where I'm, I'm I'm thinking my my, my futuristic
32:13
mind is they ain't even even going to go to concerts.
32:15
They're just going to be here in the room.
32:17
They'll buy a ticket and it'll just be at a full immersion.
32:21
Something with the goggles, whatever.
32:23
Goggles. I don't know.
32:25
I heard goggles, goggles, goggles.
32:28
Yeah, yeah. But I reckon as well, yeah,
32:31
it'll be like that. Yeah, yeah.
32:32
Like that Trevor Scott Fortnite concert.
32:34
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Better way. Or the Eminem, you know, or the.
32:36
Yeah. Anyway, Ariana Grande, you know,
32:39
like, have you seen that sphere in Las Vegas?
32:41
Yeah, I have. Yeah, that's cool.
32:43
They're watching NFL and stuff and all that.
32:44
Oh. Crazy you can watch the stuff in
32:46
there yeah, I think movies and everything like what's the one
32:50
with the witch that we would went and watched recently?
32:53
Wicked. Oh, yeah.
32:54
Wicked. Yeah, bro, they spent something
32:56
like an exorbitant amount of money on this complete
33:00
immersion. Immersion or whatever.
33:02
Whatever. Yeah.
33:04
So that you can experience, you know, what it'll be like in
33:06
person 3D. And it brought us something like
33:09
over $200 million on that movie. And I was just like, bro.
33:13
So yeah, something like that, yeah.
33:16
I reckon another one will be just driving in general, but
33:20
also drink driving. They'll be like, why did you not
33:24
just Uber? It's kind of already getting
33:25
like that for our parents, but I just feel sorry for them.
33:28
Like you guys didn't have Uber so you had to kind of.
33:32
But it might even just be that with why would you have a car
33:35
when you can Uber to work for $2.00?
33:38
It might get to that point, or it might get to the point where
33:41
everyone has, you know, what's that?
33:45
The Jeffersons and everyone has those.
33:47
Floating cars? Or is that no Meet the
33:48
Robinsons. Yeah, that as well.
33:50
Yeah, meet the Robinsons. But like maybe there's just like
33:53
a, I've always thought about this.
33:55
So there's no traffic, There's 100 automated or no 100 million
34:01
automated cars in Aussie. And you just hop in one and it
34:06
drives for and you put in the destination and it just drives
34:09
for you, eliminates crashing, eliminates traffic because
34:13
everyone has like an efficient following distance and speed
34:17
that they have to follow. That would work out, you think?
34:19
Yeah, until. Yeah.
34:21
So I reckon they'll probably be something like that.
34:23
Driving will be. I reckon driving will get out
34:26
day-to-day. Non existent.
34:27
Yeah, well that's what China's doing already.
34:29
Did you see BTS over there at the moment in China?
34:31
What's BT Boston? Oh, right, yeah.
34:34
He's over there at the moment and he put up on a story, him
34:37
and his mates inside the Uber, but there's no one in the
34:40
driver's seat. Oh.
34:41
They have them in LA as well. Yeah, and so they're just
34:43
sitting there, bro, and they're just buzzing out that this whole
34:46
thing can turn all the cars on the road this, you know, self
34:50
driving. Yeah.
34:50
So it'll probably be like that. That's what it'll get to.
34:53
It'll be, yeah, honestly, it'll get to that point where our kids
34:55
are just like, yo see, we don't need cars.
34:58
Yeah, Uber's here. Cool.
35:00
My work colleagues in the car ready go boom.
35:02
They just gotta get ready and jump in the car.
35:04
Yeah. So that's where we'll get to the
35:07
last one that we had on the Uber thing.
35:10
Restaurants. Yeah, I think our kids will
35:12
judge us for guy in the restaurants.
35:15
Bro yeah, just yeah, I think so. And why I say that is like, I
35:19
think about, I think about our parent generation.
35:24
Going to restaurants was a thing.
35:26
So I'm not judging our parents for it.
35:27
But I do think we're going to that point where our parents,
35:30
our kids will look at us and be like, why would you go to
35:32
restaurants? Just Uber Eats it.
35:34
Yeah, just get it delivered to home.
35:35
Yeah, you can just get it delivered to home.
35:37
Why would you not do? That well, a lot of people are
35:38
doing it already and I'm actually, but you know what?
35:41
The only thing that will counter that is that people would just,
35:43
you know, humans love humans. Yeah.
35:45
So going out, yeah. So they like that feeling of
35:48
going out. So that's the only thing I can
35:49
see keeping the restaurant game alive.
35:52
Yeah, I might be wrong. No, I reckon they might think
35:58
like, why would you like back to the car saying why were you guys
36:02
using so much diesel? You know, it's so bad for the, I
36:05
don't know, These people say it's not even bad, but it was so
36:08
bad for the environment. Why would you guys do that to
36:11
us? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:12
I don't know, something like that, yeah.
36:14
Or like why were you guys vaping?
36:17
Right. But like, don't you?
36:18
Why? Why would you do it if you knew
36:20
that it was gonna, like, blow your lungs up, bro?
36:22
Cigarettes, yes. We all used to think our our
36:24
generation used to think that cigarettes, our parents
36:26
generation was stuffed. Yeah, yeah.
36:28
Why were you having so many cigarettes?
36:30
Pumping them. Pumping and packets on packets
36:33
on pack as well because they were cheap and then it got to
36:35
vapes and then they're going to be blind bubbles without.
36:40
That's going to be the new vapes.
36:42
Who knows, But we're gonna head into the top three things to
36:48
round up our show. So top three things that you
36:50
will show your kids. Yeah.
36:52
All right. So this is, I reckon it's a cool
36:55
thing. We've tried to target it towards
36:57
being a Kiwi or for us and not a Kiwi.
36:59
Just like what we think we'd want our kids to know about back
37:02
in our day, this was fire. Yeah, Yeah, You need and you
37:05
need to know this because I don't want you to turn, you
37:09
know, 16 and you're at a party and someone starts talking about
37:13
something and you're, you know, your dad, your old man hasn't
37:17
clued you on on, on this. Yeah.
37:19
So do you want me to start? Yeah, you stop, bro.
37:21
OK first one I'm going with Bro is one of my favorite songs of
37:24
all time, Nisha Mystic. So my my kids will need to know
37:30
what this is when it comes on Bro.
37:31
Yes boy, the classic guitar. Yeah, bro, that's classic for
37:55
me. What about you?
37:57
What's your next one? My one would be to my first.
38:01
OK, and there's actually a few knees.
38:03
Your Mystic songs we could have played.
38:04
Well, there is. There could have been a few,
38:07
yeah. Yeah.
38:08
Listen here, right here. Yeah, yeah.
38:11
My my first one would be the Laughing Sam Wonsborough.
38:15
I am going to go as the speed of light bulbs.
38:32
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
38:34
Short snippet. Short snippet.
38:38
Still laughing some. More bro.
38:41
That is go today. That is, Go did.
38:45
You always have, hear me? All right then, bro.
38:48
So laughing some more for me, man.
38:49
Short snippet there. But yeah, just just just a
38:52
homage to obviously my childhood.
38:54
Yeah, bro. Now for me, my second one will
38:57
be throwback to team. We love the Warriors, but they
39:00
need to know the history, bro. And Lafitta Poliocina bro, his
39:05
running and his carries. I'm going to show them.
39:09
Deadly. Bro if you have a kid this size,
39:21
will you tell him to run like that?
39:22
Yes. No.
39:24
I would, but through a gap. You need to have late feet bro.
39:29
See what I like about his stuff? He.
39:31
Ducked. Oh bro.
39:39
I got big ears bro, just a absolute cannonball A and he
39:43
used to just put his head down a.
39:45
That's all he would do, yeah. High knees, high knees, high
39:48
knees, head down. His famous one is the one with
39:50
the Rabbitohs. Yeah, Do you remember that?
39:52
Yeah, yeah, it was at the. Start of the yeah yeah, caked
39:54
up, but the. But when he's just going hiney,
39:57
hiney, hiney, and he just puts his head down a yeah, yeah,
40:00
yeah. Exactly that.
40:02
My second one would be the scooter left outside the dairy
40:06
moment, eh? That every Kiwi person knows
40:09
from our childhood. Lift my scooter outside the
40:13
dairy, Nick Minute. People don't want to understand
40:24
that our kids won't understand how much like overhauled this
40:27
had on us. Massive bro every single person
40:30
was saying this. It's still to this day, Nick
40:32
Mana. But all my, all my Aussie
40:34
colleagues here, right, they all said when that came out,
40:37
everyone here was saying it and then they were all going on
40:40
about Nick Mana. I was like, oh, 'cause I felt
40:44
sorry for this too, bro. Because he he didn't actually
40:46
get, I don't think he got paid a cent for anyone that used that
40:50
slogan after it. Do you reckon you should?
40:53
Though yeah, I think you should. But what did he do to get paid
40:55
though? Well, like he came up.
40:57
With that, he should have, he should have had a business to
40:59
follow or something. That's what I mean Podcast.
41:00
Or yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll have him on the potty.
41:02
Or shit. Yeah, I know.
41:04
Yeah, we could. We could there.
41:07
That would be my second one. Borough and my last one will
41:10
just be just telling absolute stories of the of R&V where we
41:22
tell bro what it used to be like before it got PG bro when there
41:28
was this thing called B Dub Campground.
41:30
You could bring as much alcohol as you wanted in there.
41:32
It was hardly any rules and it was a five day Bender pretty
41:37
much. It was the craziest thing of all
41:40
time. Like you.
41:40
Did you go to AB Dub ever? Not not the camping because.
41:43
That's one with the riots they had the riots I didn't remember
41:47
and bro it was so crazy like. They had.
41:50
We were in the riots. No, I went the year before, but
41:53
I went, I went to Bay Dreams the year of riots, which was I was
41:57
gutted. I wish I went.
41:58
My mates didn't want to go that year.
42:00
So I went to different one. But the, the year we were there,
42:04
the year before, it was like low key kind of the same people
42:06
throwing poles and and everything across the
42:09
campground. It was pretty dangerous.
42:11
Yeah. Tents getting lit on fire, on
42:13
fire. It was pretty bad.
42:15
Yeah. What?
42:15
The actual. But like just to tell the
42:18
stories to the kids you need to say like bro it was crazy I just
42:22
realized I stole one of yours my bad.
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No, you're right. You're right.
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That's why I'm. I'm trying to make up something
42:27
on the fly here. But I got one.
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Yeah. And the third one that I would
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show is Bro Town. Yeah, Bro uncle bro towns, man.
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That's some of the most classic childhood programs that we grew
42:39
up on as kids. So yeah, bro town play some of
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these snippets, bro. Forever.
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Yeah, good day. Australians are a little bit
42:48
like your cousies. You can blame them for stuff you
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and your brother did. They're quite useful like that.
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Oh, you. You.
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Bloody sits on there amazed me with your gomic genius.
43:00
Rita Salas had nothing on you, mate.
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This isn't very easy for us. You know Dad, you could try and
43:04
be encouraging. I can tell you all about the
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other sea culture. Yeah, I learned it in Britain.
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Really, Dad? I was stopped up.
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Oh yeah, stopped up. All you have to do is cheat a
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sport, be mean or aborigine and that's pretty much it.
43:16
Oh yes, it's also you have to drink the methylated spirits and
43:20
filter it through bread because their beers are sick.
43:23
And when you taste it you go, Oh yeah, it's only froth, only a
43:27
cockroach would drink this. And you throw it at them and all
43:30
of a sudden they get all bitchy and they go, hey, hell, you're
43:33
going to be a good neighbor. And you go, Oh yeah, again,
43:36
because I'm your neighbor. Neighbors.
43:46
Boy. One of my classic Mr. Popello,
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are you sick? One of my classics that I loved
43:55
they was Jeff the Multi. Bro, look at me.
43:57
I've got a sausage on my ass. Yeah, and Aussies, even like
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Kiwis, go on a doll. There's heaps of them over
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there. He's my cousins there.
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Over there, they're called Moses.
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Or is that Mari Lian? You see what I did?
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I put a Mari, an Australian together.
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But I made a new word. Thank you, Tim.
44:13
Mr. Thank. You, Jim.
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Word in your ear. They're.
44:20
Watching Robbie as a word in your ear could be the same as a
44:23
cock in your. So keep your own detention for
44:28
the rest of eternity. What?
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I. Do well no, they said I had to
44:33
work on my rail and hacker what they mean now?
44:36
I keep it real man. Come on now.
44:39
Come on now what sad God you're back on Join your group there
44:43
now huffing no puffing, no blow your furries.
44:45
Oh stuff your group. Oh, stuff your group with bread
44:48
crumbs, mutton, birds, and all of them stuff.
44:53
That's one of my you. Could never ever do that at bar
44:55
right? Now can't, man, People are too
44:57
soft these days, bro. You can't get away with any of
44:59
that. But that's some of the most
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classics I reckon, bro. So bro, town, man, shut up, bro
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town. Laugh yourself, mourns Scooter.
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Outside the Warriors barriers, Yeah, Fit the Paliacina, Nisha,
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Mystic and R&V, Yeah, but some of the most classic childhood
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memories for us, I reckon. They for 100%.
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Yeah, man. No, that's another party guys.
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