We Can't Be MAGA About Graham Platner
Trump falls asleep at firework show, continues to lose the war with Iran, and talks to an AI Teddy Roosevelt. Trump is dying, dude. Graham Platner is cooked. Hamas gives power to technocratic committee as Israel attacks them anyways, killing civilians.
Jenni For Pres. & Sam Beeberry
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