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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion 1: "Hoodwinked" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Drama Darling. Drama Darling, Drama Darling. Hello everybody, you guys,
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  welcome back. It is Drama Darling. What an exciting day today because I've
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  got two Darlings with me, Emily Jeresis and Deanna Chang. Ladies, what's
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  up? Hello, Good day to one and all. Yes, indeed,
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  indeed we are a nice way to really kick the day off. It is.
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  I mean, we need three people to weigh in on this reunion part
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  one for Beverly Hills, so I think it's it calls for a triple Darling
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  recap today, so I'm glad you could all join and hello to the Darlings.
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  and boy oh boy, oh boy, just to just to let you guys
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  know on what's happening here. Today we're doing Beverly Hills and tomorrow will be
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  Summer House and The Trader. This week we are skipping the Feud and we're
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  going to come back to that in two weeks and do three episodes at once
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  because we need to break from break from I say, I forget how I
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  what I say? Well, I'm very excit as we are loving Capoti versus
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  the Swans is just super fun. And we do before we get into our
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  recap, we've got some interesting dish to serve up here, serving dish first
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  and foremost before we get into something that's quite unusual for us to cover.
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  I do have some breaking news. Deadline is reporting that Rachel is suing Arianna
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  vander Pump rules Revenge porn. Rachel Levis sues Tom Sandoval and Ariana Mattox over
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  Scandabal fall out. It was a lawsuit filed in La. Yes, yes,
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  another lawsuit dropped Scandival. This is what it's what is happening, Okay,
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  So basically it's saying here. The filing says, it is clear that
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  Bravo deliberately sacrificed Levis for the sake of its commercial interests from its refusal to
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  allow her the opportunity to tell her side of the story and defend herself,
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  which she repeatedly begged for permission to do. As the nineteen page complaint goes
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  on to state, what you saw on TV in Vanderpunk's tenth season may not
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  have been all that was really going on. So yeah, this is very
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  very very interesting. Yeah there, you know there are there aren't a ton
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  of details here that I can see from like I don't I'm not reading the
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  file, so but you can obviously dig deep interested to see what Bravo Docket
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  has to say about it. And this is all because of scandaval. What
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  do you guys think about this? The Bravo Docket's working overtime this week because
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  there's this is the third file to drop, I mean, you know so,
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  And the revenge porn thing is legit if it went down the way that
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  we've been told it went down. So yes, it says due to a
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  narrative deliberately fomented by Bravo Evolution and the cast, Levis became an object of
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  public scorn and ridicule. And it says lost in the mix was that Levis
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  was a victim of the predatory and dishonest behavior of an older man who recorded
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  sexually explicit videos of her without her knowledge or consent, which were then distributed,
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  disseminated, and discussed publicly by a scorned woman seeking vengeance. Catalyzing the
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  scandal, Levis ultimately checked herself into a mental health facility and remained there for
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  three months, while Bravo Evolution and the Cast milked the interest for excoration,
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  the interest her excoration had peaked. Wow, there's so that's that's the statement.
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  What I'm not hearing because I remember we talked about it at the time,
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  and I believe, if I'm not mistaken, Ariana mean, she never
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  sent that video to anyone, correct, And I didn't hear in that any
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  accusation of her distributing the video. Arianna. I thought she did send it,
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  she showed it. I don't know if there's a difference, yeah,
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  because that's what I thought when you first started, because did she show it
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  or she said she told people about it. I think we thought she showed
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  it to friends, and then she said she told them what she saw,
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  which is two very different things. I think that's how it went down,
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  but I'm not one hundred percent. And she cleared up later that she never
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  sent it to anyone. Yes, and I believe she said she destroyed it,
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  she deleted it, But I could be wrong, but that may have
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  been after she obviously saw it and perhaps she showed it to somebody. I
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  also love that the way they describe Sandival like older than I'm like thinking Tom
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  Selleck. You know, yeah, right, slick, that's conjuring up for
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  me. You know, Oh my god, the Celik of all the scam
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  selc I don't know. But now that's a whole different story right there.
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  And we think what we saw that on Friends when he dated Monica both with
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  a mustache? Oh yeah, good point. Is Zelig the original worm with
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  a mustache? Wow? Probably? Or your dad, I mean all of
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  our dads in the seventies early eighties. Now that is the most breaking news.
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  We're gonna stop right there because in terms of like Bravo World News,
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  and we want to just do a quick sweep some broad strokes. That is
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  taking over pop culture news in our country, which is the British royal family
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  scandal, and that is the where is Kate Middleton thing that's taking over right
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  now. So yeah, it's really taking over. There are threads, there
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  are videos there, TikTok, I mean, everything's blowing up. And if
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  you haven't seen it, it's essentially the bullet points are that Kate hasn't been
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  seen since Christmas and she was Everyone was informed by the by Kensington Palace or
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  Buckingham Palace that she was scheduled for an abdominal surgery and that the recovery would
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  be ten to fourteen days. So there are things that have happened since then
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  where it's led us to now in which we have not seen a picture of
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  her. She's supposedly out of the hospital and recovering at home, but no
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  one saw her leave the hospital and no one's seen a picture of her since.
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  We've also had the deep dives are that Prince William only visited her once.
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  The kids didn't go and see her. Her parents are in town taking
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  care of the kids. There's a lot of speculation about Prince William having this
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  affair in the past and that she's just destroyed about it and is getting mental
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  help for that. I think she gives that. I don't either if in
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  fact allegedly, if it's true or not allegedly, and there are now Interestingly
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  enough, if some of you listen to our bonus episodes of True Detective,
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  one of the biggest things when we came towards the end was that Emily had
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  a conspiracy theory. Her theory for the show was that Detective Danvers and or
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  Detective Navarro. It's only been like a week and I've already forgotten the names.
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  We're in a coma and one of them one of them and is a
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  Lopez. The creator chimed in to our theory and said she is not in
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  a coma, so she debunked that. Yeah, So now what I think
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  is that Emily is repurposing this theory for Kate Middleton. I think you are,
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  and along with others. But I didn't really know this was going on
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  until Emily brought it to my attention. And Emily is really hot on this
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  case. So now the last thing that we've seen and I'll let you fill
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  in the blanks, Emily, but the last thing we saw was today because
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  now everyone's weighing in on this. So today the uh, who would have
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  been the royal family, Buckinghamton, Buckingham, Buckingham has the official Yeah,
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  the firm, yes, has put something out today and I'm going to read
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  it in Fraser's voice, because I think Fraser is head of public relations over
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  there. Uh Fraser from below deck uh and the statement is Kensington Palace made
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  it clear in January the timelines of the princess's recovery, and we'd only be
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  providing providing significant updates that guidance stunts. Middleton is doing well. So I
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  mean, that's what's happening. Very sassy, A very sassy statement. Emily,
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  what are your thoughts, Dianna, what are your thoughts? Start with
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  Emily, that picture that was released on Christmas Day was not taken on Christmas
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  Day. It was taken in advance of Christmas Day and released to that point,
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  they've got to have pictures on file of recent history that we haven't seen
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  that they could have put up at any point to stop this. I don't
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  disagree with that because I think that people would have been able to figure it
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  out because it wouldn't be dated. And they posted a picture of Pippa Middleton
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  on vacation in Saint Bart's Daily Mail, like they did that either yesterday or
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  I think it was yesterday or today, and people are like that pictures not
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  dated, so they would be on it. They'd be like that picture is
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  not dated, so that's still fishy. But I'm saying back at back at
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  the beginning of all this, had they been just like slow dripping a picture
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  of Kate. Yeah, slow drip like keep them coming. Just you know,
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  we wouldn't we because of her aggressive rehab abilities, i e. After
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  childbirth, she's out there two seconds later posing for pictures, Like there's a
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  certain like standard. I think unfortunately we might have so for a photo.
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  And I honestly, until forty eight hours ago, didn't give any shit.
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  Now I'm an expert, I'm going to go on seeing it. Well,
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  there's a lot, but yeah, so my thought is, like I do
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  think that she is uh, not well, but I don't know in what
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  stage she's in, like like in what physical capacity that they won't do a
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  picture because the other thing, that's when Prince Philip was he looked like tales
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  from the Crypt and they were taking pictures of him for proof of life.
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  And that's but he don't care. He does not care. But there's so
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  much you can't do with air brushing and photoshopping, like even if she looked
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  like shit, even if she had a colostomy bag whatever, like you can
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  release a picture at your discretion and I don't know why they haven't, and
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  so and to the colostomy bag, like she could even be out and the
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  paparazzi would not know she could have that concealed or whatever. So I think
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  that's real. Okay, So do you think she is in a coma allegedly?
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  Hmmm. They they put her in a and they induced her into a
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  coma is what people are saying, Like, that's the conspiracy, but that
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  she wasn't doing well after the surgery and so they put her in an induced
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  coma to help her healing process. That's what the conspiracy is. Had I
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  not gone so hard on the Koma theory already within this exact month, I
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  want our same platform. So I'm a little nervous to say coma. But
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  like between us, yeah, I mean you want them to like weekend at
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  Bernie's her and you know, I just feel like that's just not going to
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  happen. Oh I'm glad that they haven't done that. That's why I think
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  it's a coma. Like I think that that would be the line that they
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  did not see coming and were not prepared for, and now they're all just
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  like, oh shit. Well. Prince William also bailed out, if not
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  yesterday, the day before of a few memorial service for the for of Greece,
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  The former leader of Greece, and he and this man Constantine something or
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  other was his godfather, and he bailed out like forty five minutes before it
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  for personal reasons. So you know, there's these all these things. But
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  would we have heard about that and made it such a big deal if this
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  wasn't going on, Like, you know, maybe he's got the shits,
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  you know what I'm saying, Like maybe he can't get there. Maybe he
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  doesn't want to answer the questions. That's why he doesn't want to answer the
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  questions. Okay, So Deanna, can you weigh in about you know,
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  your broadstrokes on this. Okay, sure, this is where I'm at.
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  I'm thinking about two months, and I have to go back two weeks in
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  my own life when I pulled my car to the side, got out,
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  and went to go to the mailbox to get some mail, and I there
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  was a step that was three inches that I fell off of and scraped my
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  knee. And then immediately like looked around my entire community to like pray to
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  God no one watched me just eat shit in my area. You know,
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  now this morning, this was two weeks ago, this morning, my knee
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  is still healing, you know, the scab is just coming off. It
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  still looks jacked up. I was like, God, if I was needing
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  to film something and these gams had to be out there, I'd be like,
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  oh, they're still not ready, you know. So with that said,
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  if she had here's the thing, I think from the neck up,
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  she's fine. I think that when you have that kind of surgery, walking
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  is hard and I and it's going to take a minute to get your stride
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  back. And I think she is waiting for full healing so that she could
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  just walk out comfortably and not be limping on any level or precious about her
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  walk. I think she wants to just feel completely one hundred percent recovered now
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  in light live in twenty twenty four. Though, I mean they could,
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  she could, something could have been released. She knows what she's dealing with
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  in terms of worldwide curiosity in this. Can she maybe not care? I
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  yeah, I wouldn't, but I feel like she does care. I mean,
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  look at coming out each time after labor. But that's almost to my
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  point, is that she just wants to be able to walk and go and
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  look great like she does after her pregnancies. And she's not there yet,
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  and so She's like, we put out the statement. When I can not
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  limp around at all, I will be marching out with my full blowout and
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  my great little outfit and my cinchedass ways and I'll give the people what they
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  want at that time. Sense you sent it up. Well, this is
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  it's wild that it's gotten the attention of everyone here in the United States.
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  I mean, I'm in, I'm one hundred percent and I'm I mean,
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  everybody loves a conspiracy, and everybody is here for a royal conspiracy, you
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  know, and in light of the fact that like all you know, cancer,
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  King Charles has cancer and they all everything is everyone's painting the Royal British
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  family as like they're falling a hot you know, like they always do.
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  They always do. Yeah, what I said, Emily, Sorry, oh
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  yeah, go ahead. What did you say to me? No, I
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  was just said what I said to Emily and our text threat is my biggest
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  concern is where the f is Amy Adams. Let that there we go again,
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  think about that? Where has been No? I did think about that,
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  and that's a great question. And then Emily went on a real deep
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  dive trying to find Amy Adams. Think about all the award shows we've seen.
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  Think about all the movies that came out she was in we Where is
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  she? When's the last time you saw a picture of Amy Adams? Hello,
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  I can't. I can't even answer this because I did look and it's
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  been too it's been too long. So we should have a proof of life
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  photo. We need a proof of life. She's in a coma. She's
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  definitely she's in a comma. Emily told me that she saw on social media
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  that somebody said, what was the thing you sent me? Emily? Oh
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  yeah, somebody said it would be truly iconic. If Kate is filming season
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  three of Traders, which I would hold, Oh my god, that's so
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  good. Oh. She walks into breakfast every day. I can't believe I'm
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  still here. She's totally a Trader. Totally trader. Wow, murder that
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  Oka people can make moves like I feel like that Jennifer Lopez movie that she
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  put out with I haven't seen, but I've just heard people talking about that
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  crazy vanity project she released on Amazon, like this now documentary. Yeah,
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  yeah, have you guys gotten your eyes on that at all? No,
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  I'm not saying anything bad in case I have to host SNL with her smart
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  smart hold on. I've already said too much, but I think like somebody
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  can be like marching along and they're doing them and they're in the limelight,
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  and it's you know, they're they're they're doing great, and then they make
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  a weird move, you know. And I think this was Jennifer's really weird
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  move where you're like, oh, okay, something very strange is happening over
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  there, and this may be Kate's time to get weird with it. You
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  know, that's cool. I'll never forget it. Yeah, cut to three
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  months from now. Oh yeah, Kate Middleton, Oh yeah, right,
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  Kate's getting weird with it. You know, she might be getting weird.
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  She might be getting weird with it. I would support it me too.
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  She's done everything so perfectly that that's not the way you can just exist.
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  You know. She may be cutting up, cut up or cutting up.
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  She pranking us. Man, the vibe over there doesn't seem to be like
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  you can really cut it up too hard. I mean, even Diana when
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  she was cutting it up still had to make appearances. Sure, there's also
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  we've lost we've lost the main thread, so without the queen. Things are
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  loose, folks. Oh yeah, yeah, she kept a tight rein literally
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  and figuratively. So yeah, things are not looking looking alive over there.
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  They need to get their shit to get yeah, and he will. I
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  mean, it happened after King George died, right her dad, because nobody
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  was ready for Elizabeth, and so I think, like it just takes some
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  time. I can't imagine Charles is going to be long for the throne.
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  I think they're going to try to hand that off pretty quick. Yeah.
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  Well, this cancer situation is terrible. Is it's almost everything we always unfortunately
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  suspected, which is like he's going to get it when he's super old and
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  can actually be effective in the job, right right, right. You know
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  what's interesting is that you realize, like I didn't even think about it,
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  but yeah, as their job is to serve, they're out in the public
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  constantly going to these events and supporting charities and photo ops and causes, and
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  how frequently they are photographed, and that there's like a timeline, and so
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  this is just so glaring that she's not around. I really hope that she's
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  okay. I mean, honestly, like it is concerning and I think that
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  sassy little press release today was not enough to get us off of their back.
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  I mean they're gonna have to do a lot more than that at this
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  point. Yeah, Like and they know that. That's what's so confusing.
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  I think that they would know that, but like, I mean I would
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  know that, and I haven't had their job for twenty years. I mean,
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  what would stop them from I mean, wouldn't you think they would say,
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  like, we need to have a picture of you, period dot you
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  know? Or if she more power right now is like she does, I
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  didn't think about that. They need her and William so she maybe it's almost
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  like that time when Michael Strahan left Kelly and Michael and Kelly was like I'm
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  dipping out for a few days. Yeah, yeah, a few days,
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  a few days. I understand. I'm not saying the timeline is the same,
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  But what I'm saying is if she may she has more power right now.
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  They need her, They need her. She's the lady, she's coming
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  up to be queen. If she does not want to be dealt with right
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  now, she may just be like, no, I don't want to be
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  filmed, and Prince don't want is going to have her back. He's going
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  to be like, absolutely not. He has no choice. He also needs
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  her. She's the most powerful one in that position at this particular moment.
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  Hmm hmmm. I still say coma well, always, always that that's like
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  a given. I'm saying, if it's not that, but which it probably
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  is. Right. If it's not that, then she's just exercising her power
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  of privacy. Okay, and maybe that's a good thing. I mean,
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  I think that the world would like it to be something really salacious. William
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  is having an affair. She's destroyed, she's in a mental health institution trying
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  to get her shit together. I don't see that happened. I don't see
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  that. A long time ago, she did have an affair, but that
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  was like decade ago. She's not tripping out about that now. She's like,
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  was it with that with the friend that's terrible? Sure? Sure,
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  that little hussy that she was. I think, like it's it's not like
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  that. I think it's like she knows what she's in for. This is
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  a job. Her life is a job. So I don't think that.
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  I mean, I think that she was still has feelings. She still has
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  feelings. It's like this I know, I don't think that kids, and
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  I'm here to be your queen eventually one day, Yeah, but I don't.
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  I mean, I think like she's not going into any kind of mental
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  institution to do. Oh, I agree with that that, I do agree
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  with you there, But I mean the queen mom we watched the Crown,
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  I mean, and that's totally real. I mean, she was upset,
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  she didn't like it. She had to, you know, make that choice
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  to compartmentalize, I mean, because it was her crown, not his,
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  necessarily, And so I think Kate's gonna work overtime to win us back,
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  like Diana, that's the play, that's the move, like whatever her husband's
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  up to, you know. I think the move for Kate is to be
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  like everybody loves Kate kind of move, which they be out there. Yeah.
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  So I don't know. Prince William what a jerk, you know,
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  Oh my gosh, we don't even know. Maybe he's great. If he
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  had an affairs he did, I think they're okay. Though he did he
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  did, I'm not even going to put the allegedly on it. I'm going
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  to say like I'm sure he did. But I mean, like I also
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  don't know why. I mean, I mean, he might be great now.
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  It was a while ago so great. I think they are great now.
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  I think they're great now. Okay, based on nothing, yeah,
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  other than vibes and fumes. Yeah, vibes, vibrations across the pond.
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  Well, I like talking about it and just having fun speculating. It's just
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  it's a it's a real you know, it's just fun. It's like a
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  fun time. So if anybody wants to chime in on that, you know,
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  please feel free to do so. We'll touch down on it every once
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  in a while. You know. We won't take it over, you know,
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  but I think it's it's fun to do. I think it's fun.
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  let's get into oh but duh. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part
• 30:14
  one. Deanna and Emily are here and we are ready to break it down.
• 30:18
  Ladies, how are you feeling about this part one? How am I
• 30:22
  feeling about Part one? Yeah? I mean it didn't come in it didn't
• 30:26
  come in hot, hot, but it wasn't a sleeper. No. There
• 30:30
  was a lot of interpersonal things getting hashed out, and I thought a lot
• 30:37
  of moments that were interesting to see, you know. Hearing Erica say it
• 30:44
  was a micro a micro aggression, she was like, it was kind of
• 30:49
  a major aggression. Said that under her breath towards Jered, who's sort of
• 30:52
  one of her allies, and I was like, oh, okay, this
• 30:56
  is interesting we're seeing. I thought, Sutton go, she's a great listener,
• 31:00
  and that's something I don't know if I really got before, But she
• 31:07
  rea a lot of these gals, especially in Beverly Hills are very aware of
• 31:10
  how they look. They're very while they're sitting there, they're sort of viewing
• 31:15
  themselves from the outside the whole time, and Sutton does not do that.
• 31:18
  She's very engaged. She listens really hard. Her face is kind of like
• 31:23
  relaxed in a way that it shouldn't be because she's so you know, genuinely
• 31:27
  taking it all in. So I just for everyone to name them she is.
• 31:33
  She's got to be so, you know, I just thought it was
• 31:36
  like a nuanced episode, even if it wasn't the most electric And yeah,
• 31:42
  Andy saying you know, Hayhood really got me. It was a great way
• 31:48
  to start. So funny. The diret look was as hard to handle as
• 31:56
  we expected and anticipated it would be. And yes, oh boy, you
• 32:00
  guys, Yeah, like, can we just settle into that look for a
• 32:04
  second before we even do anything else? Yeah, I mean that's kind of
• 32:07
  the point of it too, is that we're all going to be talking about
• 32:12
  it. She knew it was going to be the most interesting thing she did
• 32:16
  all season? Is that look? Well, when Andy was like, what's
• 32:22
  this look that she didn't have a more specific answer, is what kind of
• 32:27
  knocked me to my down on the ground because I thought it was going to
• 32:31
  be like Eastern meets Western meets girl with a curl, girl with a pearl
• 32:39
  you know, I don't know drape breeze, Like I thought she was going
• 32:43
  to have more of an explanation and a backstory because I feel like, if
• 32:45
  you're gonna come hard with that look, you better have it. Better have
• 32:49
  its own fucking life, you know. Yeah, it's like the what is
• 32:52
  the story? Like that's what they ask now in the red carpet. So
• 32:57
  clearly whoever designed the look had a story that wasn't fashion Comma fashion, Comma
• 33:04
  fashion. Exclamation point right. It's like Nina Garcia is sitting here going,
• 33:08
  what's the story? What? What's the accessorizing? Where are you going?
• 33:14
  Where is she coming from? Where what is she thinking? You know?
• 33:16
  None of that and it was so distracting. Do you guys think it was
• 33:22
  similar to Melissa's hood? Now? I'm like in a hood area where Melissa
• 33:27
  came out like she was about to, you know, go boxing. I
• 33:31
  wonder if there was any boxing element to that hood. I don't know.
• 33:37
  Was that Melissa was subtle? Though? Was Melissa's on a reunion or was
• 33:42
  it for a show singing on display? No, well, I don't know
• 33:46
  if I don't remember her performance, but she did it in the reunion for
• 33:50
  sure. So it was more like helped me, Obi one, You're my
• 33:52
  only hope, helped me Obi one. It was more of a like a
• 33:57
  loose hood, yeah, and that I can lead stand behind that because it's
• 34:00
  just kind of flopping down and just kind of, yeah, that's better than
• 34:06
  what we have here. That the side view was really tough, tough,
• 34:10
  and it kept like the hood was also slipping back as the episode went,
• 34:16
  so it just it started a little more forward and then it just kind of
• 34:22
  a little bit kind of like Teresa's forehead over the years. Yeah, and
• 34:27
  it just was like hugging her head in a strange way, you know,
• 34:31
  truly, and it felt like maybe just take the hood down. You know.
• 34:38
  At some point I think she was dressed as PTSD, like that would
• 34:44
  be the story then that would I would have been like, oh, okay,
• 34:50
  okay, well yeah then that would make way more sense. Sorry,
• 34:53
  Emily, you were going to say something. Well, when they showed the
• 34:58
  behind the scenes there of how much work it was to put the hood on,
• 35:01
  I was like, Oh my gosh, like this is this is like
• 35:06
  every this is bomb after bomb of her looks like not one thing made sense
• 35:12
  to me this season. She was definitely saying I wish I hope to god
• 35:16
  somebody asked her that question in the next few episodes of like, what was
• 35:22
  going on with the you know, funeral attire the entire season? Well,
• 35:28
  because that, I mean, I think I didn't. It was very clear
• 35:32
  to me from the jump that she was like going down to a strip down
• 35:37
  to read because she's going through this trauma from the burglary. That's how I
• 35:42
  saw it. I seemed as she does not have money to do the fashion.
• 35:45
  She's done too. Okay, well conveniently maybe that maybe it's both,
• 35:52
  Maybe it's both yea interesting, well, and he can clear this up when
• 35:58
  he gets most going to be joining us? Are you kidding me? Right
• 36:02
  now? Kidding me? That at the beginning was so good? I love
• 36:10
  the prack. Yeah, I watched it on Peacock and it's not uh,
• 36:15
  it's not bleeped out. So she's like, are you fucking kidding Kyle?
• 36:23
  She's done these kind of too tight, intense y before, right, Yeah,
• 36:34
  that's her thing. What was your favorite look. M hmm, I
• 36:39
  kind of like crystals, Crystal. Yeah, Crystal, I kind of like
• 36:45
  crystals. Yeah, Crystal look just head to toe. Yeah, And I
• 36:49
  loved her makeup and actually Erica was Erica was amazing. It was cool to
• 36:57
  me, Like her hair looked cool, her face was gorgeous. Her that
• 37:00
  dress was just something. It was reunion worthy of a look, a full
• 37:07
  vibe, and she pulled off the sequence Erica did, which when Garcell came
• 37:14
  out first, I was like, man, can they all get the note
• 37:16
  you can't wear a high like a crew neck sequence because it always reflects up
• 37:22
  in a weird way and it's your meg in that weird way. Like vander
• 37:25
  Pump always used to tell them that they can't do that. But Erica did
• 37:31
  it. It was not reflecting up and I can't figure out because shaffering and
• 37:37
  even higher better gaffer lighting. They fixed it. They fixed the lighting on
• 37:42
  that, you know, I mean, lighting has everything to do it,
• 37:45
  everything to do with it. Yeah, And to Crystal's dress, she had
• 37:50
  the V, the deep V, right where that sequence would reflect up,
• 37:54
  so she wasn't gonna have to deal with that. But yeah, I'm gonna
• 38:00
  agree with you guys, Crystal, ye, second for me was Kyle,
• 38:02
  but but you know, oh Kyle was second for you. Yeah, not
• 38:07
  the hair. You know, you guys were saying, you know, all
• 38:09
  of the different cities are all the cities are different. And when it comes
• 38:14
  to like the way that they play obviously, and when you get into a
• 38:16
  reunion, typically Beverly Hills is pretty good, probably the best out of all
• 38:22
  of them, where they don't overtalk each other, They really do listen,
• 38:27
  They really do let for the most part, let people finish their thought and
• 38:30
  then they carry on. And you know what stuck out like a sore thumb
• 38:35
  is when Crystal kept going after Anna Marie. And I kind of loved how
• 38:38
  Anna Marie was like, I'm not like she could not get a word in
• 38:43
  edgewise, and Crystal just kept coming at her so hot, and I'm just
• 38:46
  like, what are you doing, Calm down, have a conversation, Like
• 38:51
  you're not even letting this fight breathe to where you there'll be any There's no
• 38:54
  endurance for this. You can't keep going like this. And it really took
• 38:59
  the wind out of Anna Marie's sales. And I did find it very funny.
• 39:01
  I thought Anna Marie to me, kind of was the winner here because
• 39:07
  not only was she not willing to to fight like Crystal was, she was
• 39:13
  just like, can I just please just please say? And then I love
• 39:19
  that she apologized. I love that she apologized to Crystal no to the sentence
• 39:25
  to Sutton. Yeah, it seemed very genuine and I liked that. Yeah,
• 39:30
  I could she was disagree with you more. I think I'm with you,
• 39:36
  Emily. I think I'm with you on this one. Okay, go
• 39:37
  ahead, because she, like I thought, it was like a tactic,
• 39:44
  almost borrowing a page from a name them from Sutton, where Amory was just
• 39:49
  going to keep saying the same thing over and over. But it worked,
• 39:52
  I guess because you felt for Anna Marie, whereas I was like, Anna
• 39:58
  Marie's cutting her. Crystal's making the point that was asked, and then Anna
• 40:02
  Marie keeps cutting her off, you know, every time Crystal tries to reinforce
• 40:09
  her point. I didn't see it as Crystal kept interrupting. I thought they
• 40:13
  were having a conversation. And then every time Crystal said something, Anna Marie
• 40:16
  was like, I mean, am I ever going to get a chance?
• 40:20
  Am I ever going to get a chance? Like instead of like listening for
• 40:22
  a second and then saying like it hadn't escalated to me to the point where
• 40:27
  Annie Marie needed to say I can't even get a word in. She right
• 40:30
  out of the gate was like, I can't even get a word in.
• 40:34
  It's like, well, it's a conversation. Is that how you felt,
• 40:37
  Deanna? I I'm I do. I kind of maybe split the difference in
• 40:44
  terms of that moment with the two of them, But I did feel like
• 40:50
  when Annie Marie was trying to explain why she's I one hundred percent believe Crystal
• 40:58
  that she tries to pretend she was a doctor and then you know, got
• 41:04
  hot. Ultimately, yes, I agree, her trying to get at the
• 41:07
  explanation of these two feuding entities still never gave me the reason why she would
• 41:15
  say I'm an anesthesiologist, Right, did you ever get I mean, I
• 41:22
  don't think we ever got to that. So, yeah, we never even
• 41:24
  she never even spoke to that. She never landed the plane on that in
• 41:29
  terms of the why so I think she got busted, which is very embarrassing.
• 41:34
  Yeah, and yeah, you know, so maybe she used it as
• 41:37
  a tactic to get out of that. Yeah, Yeah, that's a that's
• 41:43
  a good point. Yeah, all right, Well it does make sense that
• 41:47
  when you hear the story when Christal said that she when she first met her,
• 41:52
  that she said she was an anesthesiologist and that and her sister is so
• 41:58
  she knew what a nurse anesthetist was, but most people don't know what that
• 42:01
  is, so people so it sounds like she just says an anesthesiologist so that
• 42:07
  people understand what it is, so she can't be caught in her profession,
• 42:13
  you know, on television saying yes, I did say that because people often
• 42:17
  get them confused. But she did acknowledge that people often get them confused,
• 42:22
  but she didn't admit to lying, which is like not good. We're about
• 42:27
  or about uh throwing Crystal under the bus to Sutton, about Crystal talking about
• 42:31
  Sutton's eating disorder, which they played that back in real time, that Cristal
• 42:36
  never said that. Yeah, and you'd think, knowing everything that Crystal has
• 42:42
  said, that Anna Marie would own that or apologize for that and still didn't.
• 42:50
  So yeah, we just keep seeing moments of Annie Marie thinking that the
• 42:55
  audience didn't catch something, and the cameras catch everything. Yeah, and so
• 43:00
  then I just have a hard time landing on her in terms of like,
• 43:07
  oh, her take is that's the thing. Her take is her take.
• 43:12
  It's not what happened, but it's her take on it. Yeah. I
• 43:15
  mean she came after ourselves in the same way too, like she like in
• 43:19
  a name them kind of way, and I just was like, Wow,
• 43:22
  you're so defensive right now. I don't like it's not I didn't think it
• 43:27
  was a good way to play it. But I did feel for her in
• 43:31
  that she has been raked over the calls by all of us and we didn't
• 43:37
  like her. Now I warmed up to her truth be told on our trip,
• 43:46
  but I've already had her off the show though, so it was tough.
• 43:50
  And also, oh yeah, carry on. No, there were just
• 43:53
  several cute moments in that like where I'm like, I'm warming up to her,
• 43:59
  you know, when she got smacked in the face with the ashes,
• 44:01
  her take made me laugh. She was like she was trying to hold back
• 44:06
  laughter. She was ind a couple of cute moments where I'm like, she
• 44:07
  had a rough she came out the gate so incorrectly, but I hate it
• 44:15
  makes me sick to my stomach when someone's been ganged up on so hard that
• 44:21
  they are damaged, and I felt that from her. You know, I
• 44:25
  think she was kind of damaged from doing this season. I don't know if
• 44:30
  you guys feel the same way. Well, I also think that you know,
• 44:31
  her saying that Marcellas is her best friend, and this is that the
• 44:36
  reunion and at this point, all of this stuff is out there about her
• 44:38
  husband, So the fact that you know she's obviously standing by him, no
• 44:44
  feathers ruffled there all as well in her family. But are we even going
• 44:50
  to address that at some point in these reunions that I don't know if this
• 44:53
  was just in the edit, but there was a cut to Erico when Anna
• 44:58
  Marie said that and eric I was like, oh, but I didn't know
• 45:01
  if that was the editors making that choice or you're in minden. Oh wow,
• 45:06
  interesting. Interesting, Well, let's talk about how Kyle. Let's talk
• 45:12
  about well, Durt and Erica they're talking before the actual reunion, so they're
• 45:22
  back there. And remember when we kept seeing, oh, Erica wants Kyle
• 45:28
  to be eviscerated, it was just so blown out of proportion. So it's
• 45:32
  not it that was that was it? Because she said it on Watch What
• 45:37
  Happens Live, like I was a vicerated last year, and I hope everybody
• 45:42
  gets the same treatment that I got. So and that was something that Kyle
• 45:46
  spoke to later by saying, like, I didn't take that totally personally,
• 45:51
  like I was probably heard at first, but then I realized it was more
• 45:53
  about her saying like I had it hard last year, so like you know,
• 46:00
  brought out spread that out this year. But yeah, from the deret
• 46:05
  and Erica clip with Derete saying that she's upset that Kyle is in the pressing
• 46:10
  that she exaggerated their friendship and that she hasn't heard from Kyle in months,
• 46:16
  and that she texted her yesterday trying to silence her, and she was like
• 46:20
  it was so manipulative, and then Erica's like, yeah, it's a novel.
• 46:23
  I would feel manipulated. So here they are coming poised to come into
• 46:29
  this reunion, you know, kind of looking like they want to go after
• 46:34
  Kyle, but it doesn't really come down that way, and it really the
• 46:37
  issue becomes more about Dereit and Kyle, and that's pretty much it. Yeah,
• 46:44
  that whole thing, this that teaser, because it was out for the
• 46:46
  week. I was just like, this is so nothing. There is nothing.
• 46:50
  Yeah, it was a last hail Mary pass at being relevant, and
• 46:54
  I couldn't believe it even made the edit. Let alone made the show.
• 47:00
  Let alone became the teaser for the reunion, Like right, yeah, it
• 47:04
  just was so innocuous. And then I was like, well, what is
• 47:10
  Erica's game here? Because it is nothing. Yet she takes that time to
• 47:15
  be like, oh, it's so fucked up. Yes, it's not.
• 47:20
  What are you talking about? Like the gist if it is Kyle saying to
• 47:23
  duit, let's not talk about our stuff at the reunion, let's talk about
• 47:28
  it off camera. Do you think it was manipulative? But do you think
• 47:31
  it was manipulative? Yeah, Okay, I'm a little on the fence about
• 47:36
  this, to be honest with you. Because she texted her the night before
• 47:39
  the reunion, I mean exactly, that's kind of that's very housewifey to me.
• 47:45
  She was playing on the strength of their relations like she knew that Dud's
• 47:51
  probably dying, that Kyle hasn't reached out to her. She knows she's Dud's
• 47:54
  lifeline to the show, and Kyle chosen not to speak with her for months
• 48:01
  and then the night before. Yeah, it's manipulative, whether it's the end
• 48:07
  of the world or not. Yeah, no, But is it a manipulation
• 48:13
  to soften the blow and try to get to Read on a certain path for
• 48:17
  the reunion. I do think so, I agree, But I guess I
• 48:22
  just didn't understand the explosiveness. Like I write, Yeah, the leak texts
• 48:29
  that we have seen in the past are like legit, Like whoa, I
• 48:32
  mean, this was nothing. I mean it was like yeah, Like I
• 48:37
  had to watch it a couple times to even kind of figure out what was
• 48:42
  so upsetting about it, because I really was like, did I miss something?
• 48:45
  Is there something blurred out? I was reading it on the podcast,
• 48:49
  and I was like, I must have missed These must not be in the
• 48:52
  right order, because it's it's just that wasn't. Yes, I was like,
• 48:57
  this is really not that big of a deal. But obviously, Dorry.
• 49:00
  It feels like talking about their issues is going to bring up I don't
• 49:07
  know, make it harder for her. I don't know. It just seems
• 49:09
  like was Kyle saying, just don't make it harder for me. I'm going
• 49:14
  through a hard enough time. Is that essentially what she was saying. Yes,
• 49:17
  yeah, I think she was trying to silence her. And it's a
• 49:24
  nuanced manipulation and it's a layered, well executed manipulation. It's not you know,
• 49:32
  bitch, don't talk, you know what I mean. So it's you're
• 49:37
  not going to feel it hit in the same way as like but yeah,
• 49:45
  I don't know, well Derey will take it to an eleven, you know,
• 49:50
  like of course. But I just so surprised that the producers are like,
• 49:53
  yeah, this is your well, this is hot text. I mean,
• 49:57
  they made it seem like it was you know Lisa, yeah, Barlow
• 50:00
  in the bathroom calling Marinath like that's biggest horror in New York City. Like
• 50:07
  it just was so not that big of a deal. But again, like
• 50:09
  with Beverly Hills, everything is a little more subtle. Yeah. So then
• 50:17
  they talk about it on the couch and Kyle saying like I said, I
• 50:22
  said what I said, you know about how she exaggerated Dury was exaggerating their
• 50:28
  friendship. She said that, yeah, that's that's rough, that is auchy.
• 50:34
  It's embarrassing. But she had she's she explained it to me perfectly,
• 50:38
  like I still love you but let's be real. Our friendship happens on camera,
• 50:45
  and that's a lot not just me, that's you too, Like yeah,
• 50:49
  she's her saying like you you know, I said that because of your
• 50:52
  response to what you have been saying, which is like how they don't see
• 50:57
  each other, they didn't go on vacations and more took her place and and
• 51:02
  she was like, I get on I work out and like my real friends
• 51:07
  work out with me. And then Dar's reaction was like I said I want
• 51:12
  to work out and she's like she's like yeah, and what happened to you?
• 51:15
  You almost like fucking died you got lost in the wood. I mean,
• 51:20
  it just was so funny because then I just pictured to read yes,
• 51:23
  I help help And then Kyle's like you sat down, and he's like,
• 51:29
  what happened. She's like, she's like she dry, she wanted to sit
• 51:35
  down a cement because she doesn't work out. She was at a brath.
• 51:38
  She's like, your idea for a brisk walk is ten miles and Cause's like
• 51:45
  it was a flatlope. I mean, this conversation killed me, killed me
• 51:51
  so good. She died, it was so good, and it's like I
• 51:54
  was like, oh, Kyle's friend zund awful, like you know what I
• 51:58
  mean, a freaking thirty mile hike with them anytime? Like there, it
• 52:02
  feels like they're all about cows and yeah, right right planking like at all?
• 52:08
  Oh, I mean it's true. This is Kyle's prioritizing her health.
• 52:17
  She is like working out all the time. So if you want to get
• 52:21
  into her universe that you're gonna have to show up at four thirty in the
• 52:23
  morning, you know, and drink a shake and fucking look alive. And
• 52:29
  she's and Kyle's meeting with her. I mean, she's like, I am
• 52:35
  at a point where I right now in my life, I do not want
• 52:38
  to compromise, So you better get down and plank with me, because I'm
• 52:45
  not going to pretend to enjoy going out with UNPK anymore. Yeah on my
• 52:50
  terms now right now. Yeah, And I mean, I think it's fair
• 52:54
  to say, you know, we how many times have we ever had lunch
• 52:58
  without filming? And I felt to eat shaken in her hood the first second
• 53:02
  there, She's like, I I well, also when Kyle is like,
• 53:09
  if you were my real friend, you would have asked me about my marriage
• 53:13
  off camera. You waited till the cameras were rolling. See that's tough because
• 53:20
  when she did ask her, I thought, good, good, good,
• 53:24
  you know, I thought, good, let's get down to it, because
• 53:27
  if anyone's going to ask Kyle about her marriage, it's going to have to
• 53:30
  be Deret, the closest one to her, and someone has to ask fucking
• 53:34
  Kyle about her marriage. So Kyle, why couldn't it have been de I
• 53:37
  mean that's kind of what pusis mer off about Kyle, Like I think.
• 53:42
  But to Kyle's point is I am going through the hardest time in my life.
• 53:45
  Ask me off camera and then ask me on camera. I mean yes,
• 53:51
  yes, in a perfect world, yes, But if it was like
• 53:54
  my close friend, I mean the legit friend, yeah, you would have
• 54:00
  course do that. There wouldn't be any doubt about it. Yeah. The
• 54:02
  organic moment of having Kyle be uncomfortable and react on camera knowing that she's going
• 54:08
  through this crisis would be not important to me if I was her actual friend.
• 54:14
  Now as an audience, yeah, I appreciated to read asking the question.
• 54:17
  But to Kyle's point, like a real friend would have asked me and
• 54:23
  even helped me craft how I'm going to handle this on camera, because nobody
• 54:28
  would know better than dur read you know, better than a lot of people
• 54:31
  that Kyle knows how to handle this on this show. And she could have
• 54:36
  been a legend friend to Kyle. But like, I get why Kyle's like,
• 54:39
  hey, but if Kyle's correct about their friendship, they don't have that
• 54:46
  kind of friendship, So why would Kyle expect if they're not getting a lunch
• 54:51
  together their friendship exists on the show. And I also didn't think that Kyle
• 54:58
  seemed pretty available to have those conversations with Dewy to an extent, like I
• 55:04
  didn't think she was shutting her down or not on the show on the show,
• 55:07
  and also Derree was not like I know exactly what's happening. It seemed
• 55:13
  like a genuine discovery, like is everything okay? Like checking in more than
• 55:19
  an accusation. And at least how I read it, I thought that Derrey
• 55:22
  asking the question in the car that first time was like, you know about
• 55:27
  your marriage, like everybody knows about it. It's out there, so we
• 55:30
  kind of have to do the dirty work where we have to put on our
• 55:32
  big girl pants and do the show right now. And even though they have
• 55:38
  been a bit strange. For sure. They still are doing the show and
• 55:43
  Duri's gonna have to ask the question. It does piss me off that Kyle
• 55:47
  is that way like it because Kyle knows more than anyone about these reality shows
• 55:52
  that you have to you have to show up and you kind of have to
• 55:57
  ask these questions. And I felt like Derrey was gentle enough with her question
• 56:00
  that it didn't it was an accusatory towards Kyle. It allowed Kyle to answer
• 56:06
  the way she did, and I thought Kyle handled it well. So it
• 56:08
  is weird to me that Kyle is holding that against her well, but what
• 56:14
  is it weird is that she's not checking in with her off camera though.
• 56:17
  That's very weird. That's weird now, that is weird, so to both
• 56:22
  of them, Yes, yes, yeah, so I think like it's it's
• 56:27
  I kind of I kind of feel like I understand both of them. But
• 56:32
  for on camera purposes, I don't think Kyle should be holding on camera stuff
• 56:37
  against Dory at this point. She should be holding her accountable for off camera
• 56:40
  not checking in on her. Well. Maybe Kyle sees herself as the queen
• 56:45
  though of this show. She does, she does think, well she is
• 56:52
  she and she is, but she genuinely does not think the same roles apply.
• 56:59
  That's just the true. And so she's Kathy to all these girls.
• 57:04
  Even when Dury said, you you know, if you don't say what you
• 57:07
  want to hear, you cut people off and all that, you know,
• 57:09
  in terms of cut people out of your life. Yeah, I was like,
• 57:13
  oh, so there's that. That's what she got from Kathy or her
• 57:15
  mom to these women. I know your nature. Durite said, you're a
• 57:21
  punisher, you'll shut me out. That was an explosive statement in my opinion,
• 57:27
  Yes, way more explosive than any of those bullshit texts that everyone had.
• 57:30
  That that's what they should have been focusing on because that statement cut deep,
• 57:37
  that cut deep. It rang very true. I was like, oh,
• 57:42
  that sounds right. It's weird because yeah, go ahead, Emily,
• 57:46
  if this is just also Kyle going through this thing, so it's like she's
• 57:52
  cutting out friendships or relationships because and looking for reasons to do it, like
• 58:00
  on camera. So now we can't be friends. I E. That makes
• 58:02
  sense. That makes sense to me because in the past Kyle always is able
• 58:09
  to bounce back. She's the first one who's like ready to move forward.
• 58:13
  That's what I was just gonna say, right before you said that. I
• 58:15
  was going to say, it's so weird to me because Kyle has had a
• 58:19
  tendency in the past to be able to keep it moving and be like,
• 58:23
  let's just be honest, let's move on, just be honest, let's move
• 58:27
  on. Because she knows so this is like a whole new Kyle and so
• 58:31
  for Durie to say you're a punisher makes me think that she's seen that in
• 58:37
  the past in a way, in ways that we haven't seen on camera,
• 58:40
  but this is definitely new. And for you to say she's the Kathy of
• 58:45
  that group is wild to me. And you know, maybe with age and
• 58:49
  with her her new life and not in deciding not to put up with people's
• 58:54
  bullshit and do what she wants to do, she's not going to answer to
• 58:58
  anybody, and she's leaning into her Kathy era, you know, yeah,
• 59:01
  her big Kat era. I don't know, I don't know, uh,
• 59:09
  but to Dree saying that too, Durit knows Kyle well enough that she was
• 59:16
  almost verbatim quoting Kyle and like, you know, like if there's uh something
• 59:23
  about like a parent that you're sensitive to that you try to not emulate.
• 59:29
  Like I thought, oh Dey got to Kyle. She's using Kyle's ideas of
• 59:34
  Kathy against Kyle like I did think Duriy kind of knew what she was doing.
• 59:39
  And to Andy's point, both things can be true because Kyle is leaning
• 59:45
  into her Kathy era and it is her full to durit and she can pick
• 59:50
  up the pattern so great. Kyle also is gonna, you know, darit
• 59:58
  knows that if Kyle doesn't want her on the show, or if Kyle you
• 1:00:04
  know, positions her in a certain way to the audience, it's a rap
• 1:00:09
  She's been hanging on for a really long time to read, do you you
• 1:00:16
  know? So this is also like a boss in some ways. It's with
• 1:00:23
  Kyle. She's in the fight for her life, which is the hood at
• 1:00:28
  the end of the day, like she is. I'm also like, when
• 1:00:32
  you have every person of color coming for you and saying you're nothing but a
• 1:00:37
  microaggressor, is a hood the right thing to wear? I don't know,
• 1:00:40
  I'm just that just hit me, right, I mean, but I could
• 1:00:45
  maybe not agree with you more, I mean maybe not Yeah, because it
• 1:00:52
  was just like, yeah, I just at every turn, Dear keeps being
• 1:00:58
  like I'm so educated. She's like, oh, thank you for the lesson.
• 1:01:04
  Well for her to straight up set I think I'm the only one with
• 1:01:07
  a college degree. I mean, she's still let me put me out,
• 1:01:13
  put me down. I died when she said that, Like, but what
• 1:01:16
  is she thinking with that? And then she's like, oh, Samary,
• 1:01:20
  oh right, you right next to me. You know, I just I
• 1:01:22
  don't know, but our girl is, well, you stopped learning when you
• 1:01:28
  were like twenty one? Is that, you know, when whenever you were
• 1:01:30
  out of college? And that's it. I'm done now now. Also has
• 1:01:35
  a huge age gap between her and PK. So this, I like that
• 1:01:39
  also is like you literally I probably have the same I don't know, I
• 1:01:45
  don't know what their age gap is exactly, but I feel like Crystal and
• 1:01:49
  Rob feel similar to me, like Dream and PK in terms of age similar.
• 1:01:53
  Yeah, yeah, that really frustrated me. It was weird. Equally
• 1:01:59
  frustrating is not knowing that Crystal has this coconut water company that does Gangbusters and
• 1:02:06
  it's everywhere, and I'm like, how I've watched her on this show every
• 1:02:12
  single episode. I had no idea. Oh, she's talked about the coconut
• 1:02:15
  water. Not enough well, no, not enough to what the one hundred
• 1:02:21
  million dollars? She said, it's one hundred million dollars. I was like,
• 1:02:23
  because it's in Vonn's costco Rouse, in every major grocery store target,
• 1:02:29
  Like I think it's a target, but i mean I've seen it everywhere.
• 1:02:31
  Yeah, and I'm just like, holy shit, like I should know that
• 1:02:36
  of all people, I should know how i'ves product. Well, I'm I'm
• 1:02:40
  very upset with you, Emily, but I mean I will say that the
• 1:02:45
  difference between this being a Housewives product is because it existed before she even ran
• 1:02:51
  the show, So we have to take that into account. You know,
• 1:02:53
  it's not a Bethany situation where she was in, you know, a grocery
• 1:02:58
  store selling coconut water samples. Do you know what I'm saying? Right,
• 1:03:00
  she pulled. She told us about it, not on the show, but
• 1:03:05
  when Jerid on the show made that comment about the childbride is when the first
• 1:03:09
  time she posted about her coconut water on social media, and she said,
• 1:03:15
  I haven't been I've been toying with whether or not to share this information because
• 1:03:22
  it's like special to me, and it's not something I necessarily wanted to include
• 1:03:29
  in the show, but this was a good time. I'm completely paraphrasing,
• 1:03:32
  but to do it, it's something my brother and I have been working on
• 1:03:36
  for a long time and we're so proud of our company and that kind of
• 1:03:38
  thing or the company. I don't know how she phrased it, but she
• 1:03:43
  she didn't talk about it. I think she to your point, like specifically.
• 1:03:47
  And then when her you know, when she was called out for that
• 1:03:53
  horrible comment, she was like, Okay, I need to regulate on these
• 1:03:58
  hosts, but the one hundred million dollar company was a each shut when I've
• 1:04:02
  never seen someone get like so handled in a moment like you know, it
• 1:04:14
  was just what made that you didn't shift? Yeah, said, yeah,
• 1:04:19
  that was hoodwind, that hood shift. He was hed win my Crystal's coconut
• 1:04:26
  water. Yeah. Well, I'm glad that she mentioned it because I I
• 1:04:31
  don't know, maybe she is really bit. I don't know what she does
• 1:04:34
  with it, but I just couldn't believe that there is a like total legit
• 1:04:40
  Housewives product out there that I didn't even know about. So and you would
• 1:04:45
  think that a little bit of it would go a long way in terms of
• 1:04:49
  her tagline or you know, just something along those lines. I don't understand
• 1:04:57
  why you wouldn't bring it in more. I don't under understand either. That's
• 1:05:00
  why my theory is that, yeah, I don't know. I just I
• 1:05:03
  have to, Like, I think she doesn't need it. And that's like
• 1:05:08
  kind of the cool thing about Crystal. That's something I was so happy she
• 1:05:13
  needs something because she doesn't have enough on the show. So that's why it
• 1:05:16
  doesn't need the show, do you know what I mean? Like, she
• 1:05:19
  doesn't we need her on the show to have to bring more to the show
• 1:05:25
  other than her brother's old relationship. You know, we need it, we
• 1:05:30
  need it for her, right, But I don't think overall she needs any
• 1:05:34
  of this, whereas a lot of people really need the show. Okay,
• 1:05:39
  And so do you know what I mean? And I think that I was
• 1:05:43
  so upset when we first met her because I'm like, this woman, the
• 1:05:47
  way she executes her parties, her attention to detail, I'm like, she
• 1:05:53
  should be running a company. I just felt like her mind is meant to
• 1:05:57
  have a massive brand, an organization and running some shit. Like I don't
• 1:06:01
  like her not working. That's where my head was when I first met her.
• 1:06:06
  So I'm happy that she whether it's just an investment listen or not.
• 1:06:13
  I think her in her brother's hands were in the beginning of the company.
• 1:06:16
  Okay, you know, at least it seems that way. Yeah, but
• 1:06:20
  when I looked it up, there are three owners and it's her and her
• 1:06:25
  brother and a third person. And I can't imagine that she's not involved in
• 1:06:30
  a big way. But I don't know. I mean now, with knowing
• 1:06:38
  that, it's like so interesting the choices that she's making on camera. Maybe
• 1:06:44
  that is why she's so guarded. But I'm also like, then, be
• 1:06:47
  vander pomp, like be like show us the coconut water, show us.
• 1:06:51
  I want to see this business operating. Yeah, you could be like double
• 1:06:59
  what's that she wanted to move the dumpling business on this show. That's the
• 1:07:03
  business she wants to pop off from this show. I don't know. I
• 1:07:10
  also thought that would be caught her out a lot. To remember when she
• 1:07:14
  had her family, the two gals, and they were cousins and they were
• 1:07:16
  doing dumpling nights. Yeah, I love that night. That's what she wants
• 1:07:23
  to pop off from. This show. So I think the coconut water was
• 1:07:26
  like, let's not mix it. Oh, but I don't know if the
• 1:07:30
  production has wanted to focus on the dumplings. Now this is me, I
• 1:07:34
  guess, this is my guest. Plus I have this information from somewhere and
• 1:07:41
  I don't know where. Okay, I just have it. So yeah,
• 1:07:47
  so it's like, Okay, this would make way more sense that she's not.
• 1:07:51
  I mean, first of all, she doesn't need to showcase her brand
• 1:07:54
  because it's obviously doing well. But it would make for an more interesting story
• 1:07:59
  if she did. And when she met with her brother, they didn't talk
• 1:08:02
  about this sad sec makes be honest her. Instead they would talk about their
• 1:08:09
  fucking multi million dollar business. So that would have been way more compelling now
• 1:08:15
  for her choice not to bring it up. If in fact, she's poised
• 1:08:18
  to do a dumpling drop at some point, I would be thrilled, as
• 1:08:21
  I'll get out and I would say bring her back just so we can get
• 1:08:24
  more dumplings, because I love dumplings. Dumplings, So and if we get
• 1:08:30
  a housewife dumpling product out of this, let's do this, you know.
• 1:08:35
  Yeah, I This reunion made me definitely turn my. I've said it all
• 1:08:41
  along. We always say like who is Crystal? But like and I always
• 1:08:45
  say that she's boring because she's exactly like I would be if I were on
• 1:08:49
  the show. I would be very guarded and not want to be like overexposed
• 1:08:54
  and too vulnerable. But this reunion, I think she got extra fiery and
• 1:09:00
  I liked it. Like she defended herself very well in a very chill way,
• 1:09:06
  so I to chill it all, okay, all right, well,
• 1:09:10
  but it was nice, alive, like she was in the game, you
• 1:09:13
  know. Yeah, it wasn't like whoa where is this coming from? She
• 1:09:17
  said it like she was like, don't worry, Animory, You're not I
• 1:09:20
  don't like basically like I don't even think about you, so don't worry.
• 1:09:26
  There's no yah. She's like, I don't want to be a part of
• 1:09:30
  this narrative. She's like, you're not. You're not a part of it,
• 1:09:32
  so don't worry. That's what I'm talking about. Like it was calculated,
• 1:09:38
  like you know, you're making me maybe rethink it. Okay, So
• 1:09:43
  towards the end we kind of left off with it. What oh my thing
• 1:09:46
  lashed for a second, go ahead, Sorry, Well, Towards the end,
• 1:09:51
  we have this uh Duraid and Kyle and there we're talking about the reunion
• 1:09:59
  last year and about Kathy and so, and Deuri's like, yeah, I
• 1:10:01
  really want to get to the bottom of this. I really let me shift
• 1:10:05
  my hood. And so she says, and I really do believe Durit when
• 1:10:10
  she says, there's nothing I've ever wanted more than for you and Kathy to
• 1:10:13
  be okay. I had an independent relationship with Kathy and I didn't want to
• 1:10:16
  get in the middle. I believe all of that. Then Kyle says,
• 1:10:20
  but you didn't know her that well, and when I told you things,
• 1:10:24
  you seem to be very disappointed in Kathy's behavior, and that makes sense too.
• 1:10:29
  And then Durite's saying, well, yeah, but stories about the past
• 1:10:32
  like not right now that that checks out. And then Kyle's like, no,
• 1:10:38
  it was about Aspen too, and I'm like, oh, okay.
• 1:10:41
  So she's like, so to me, you wanted to be on the side
• 1:10:43
  of whatever the audience thinks, and I've noticed that a number of times,
• 1:10:46
  and that threw me for a loop. And Kyle accusing her of caring more
• 1:10:50
  about the audience than she does about Kyle, what do you think about that?
• 1:10:59
  I think I go back to my point. I think she's looking for
• 1:11:01
  ways to cut dur Eat out because I didn't fault Durate for not saying something
• 1:11:06
  at Bravo Khon enough people had said something like it collectively, like and it
• 1:11:12
  was a moment that was very weird when that guy asked the question, like
• 1:11:15
  they all dealt with it. I didn't think anything of derate not doing it.
• 1:11:19
  And now Kyle's looking for these moments where you should have done X,
• 1:11:25
  like you should have come over and hugged me at the reunion, you should
• 1:11:27
  have done this, you should have done that, and then like cutting people
• 1:11:30
  out. I just think she wants to cut the fat, just cut out
• 1:11:36
  anything that's not like muscle. Literally. Yeah, well her being like you
• 1:11:45
  know that this would cause more attention about the Morgan thing, which was interesting
• 1:11:50
  that was we filed. Yeah, that's where Kyle doesn't take any accountability,
• 1:11:59
  because how can you navigate a sister relationship on camera when the friend when you
• 1:12:08
  know your friends with Kyle, she's her sister's coming. Her sister's going to
• 1:12:15
  know the exact moments where you're supposed to be you know, supporting her or
• 1:12:20
  like is she I'm sorry, is Kathy a castmate or is she an enemy?
• 1:12:26
  Or is she a sister? Or is she afraid? You know,
• 1:12:29
  like how is anyone supposed to know the exact journey at any given times?
• 1:12:36
  Why stay out of it? But yeah, I agree, it's still except
• 1:12:40
  that it's a reality show, you know, and they're castmates, right and
• 1:12:46
  yeah, you know, And then I was surprised. I didn't realize Juweet
• 1:12:53
  and Kathy were considered friends, did you guys? Yes, yeah, because
• 1:12:58
  there was that time when you know, Dey was going to Kathy's parties,
• 1:13:03
  you know, I mean they do have their own relationship, I mean one
• 1:13:09
  dimensional, but but yes, they kind of yeah, like that I never
• 1:13:15
  I don't remember ever like a dreat Kathy moment that on like not on camera,
• 1:13:23
  yeah, but off camera. See will show up for Kathy because Kathy
• 1:13:27
  doesn't work out. So thank god you're gonna have potato with caviar. Yeah,
• 1:13:33
  they're more compatible. I mean they should just be friends. Forget about
• 1:13:36
  Kyle and Durit anymore. Yeah, that I am with you. I did
• 1:13:43
  align with Jerte at this ending because Kyle had Morgan all over this goddamn show
• 1:13:51
  to act like Jerret's one opinion is going to sway anything. It's like that
• 1:13:58
  does She's so kind tradictory with that stuff with her sister and with Morgan.
• 1:14:02
  It's like, you're bringing these people on the show. You are tattoos.
• 1:14:09
  Giggle, giggle, film film when she's singing everything, yeah, giggle.
• 1:14:15
  And if it was anybody besides Kyle, let's say Sutton was having this,
• 1:14:18
  Kyle would be all over it. She would be doing joke yes, bits,
• 1:14:24
  bits galore. Yeah, it's yeah, all kinds of bits. Yeah,
• 1:14:29
  and it's gonna be interesting next week because uh we see, isn't this
• 1:14:33
  in the trailer for next week where Sutton's like, and if you did decide
• 1:14:38
  to go full Lesbo, we would support you. She said it. I
• 1:14:42
  thought she said it was in this episode. Yeah, and that was like,
• 1:14:45
  yes, she said we would all. She made it sound like probably
• 1:14:53
  will likely all have your back, Like it wasn't like it was Yeah,
• 1:14:59
  it was so older. Wait, lady, you know she thought she was
• 1:15:04
  like, here, I come with my flag. I have a flag,
• 1:15:08
  I'm waving it. You know you actually told us that there's a chance that
• 1:15:14
  you may not support it. This was weak. Actually, well, I
• 1:15:18
  mean it was like, ye, I mean I kind of saw it a
• 1:15:24
  little different where she was like, should you decide to finally share this with
• 1:15:30
  us, whether or not you choose to ship. That's kind of how I
• 1:15:32
  took it, Like, I'm not trying in this moment, right right,
• 1:15:36
  should you decide whatever happens in the future if that, you know, That's
• 1:15:42
  kind of how I took it. But the other way is funnier and more
• 1:15:48
  common place. But Kyle being like, yeah, yeah, I could do
• 1:15:53
  that. Yeah, maybe like that fake sitting there thinking about like, would
• 1:15:57
  you ever consider being like in a relationship with a woman or whatever? Let
• 1:16:00
  me think for a second, crazy Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that
• 1:16:06
  was her question that she asked to would you guys want to be whatever with
• 1:16:12
  a woman? And then she took a moment to think about it and then
• 1:16:15
  answered she listen, you're clocking in, and you're you're using the techniques,
• 1:16:21
  so you know else I love clocking in is vander Pump talking to Crystal and
• 1:16:27
  knowing it was going to be some shade and be like, oh is Kyle
• 1:16:30
  still on the show? Yeah, okay, I missed that because I was
• 1:16:35
  ran to put the dishes in the dishwasher. Wait what what? I missed
• 1:16:40
  it? And I screamed because I missed it. It was like a side
• 1:16:42
  before they started and was talking. It was like coming back from break and
• 1:16:46
  Andy said, did you hear that? Crystal ran into Lisa vander Pump and
• 1:16:51
  was talking about being on Beverly Hills Housewives, and then she said, oh,
• 1:16:56
  is Kyle Richard still on the show? Like not, No, Clearly
• 1:17:00
  she knew. It's a total Vanderpump prank. It's hilarious. It's so funny.
• 1:17:04
  I love it. I love it. That's gonna make me and I
• 1:17:06
  love that Kyle was laughing about it. It's great. Yeah yeah, oh
• 1:17:12
  oh boy. All right, Well, anything else you guys want to chat
• 1:17:16
  about before we wrap it up? I think that, uh yeah, I
• 1:17:25
  guess. I'm I'm curious to see you know. Next week is going to
• 1:17:30
  be not a dud, but always episode two's are hit or miss, and
• 1:17:34
  I'm just curious what we're ramping up to in three. I want to get
• 1:17:41
  to that. Have Kathy coming in. Yeah, that's right. I don't
• 1:17:46
  know why, I know, I know it's so weird. My guess is
• 1:17:51
  that she's promoting something because remember when Jamie Lee Curtis was a guest, she
• 1:17:59
  specifically came on they promoted their charity. But Halloween, yeah, wind chimes
• 1:18:04
  and wind chimes. So I feel like Kathy's got to be coming on there
• 1:18:08
  for some reason I don't know, or this was the bone Kyle through the
• 1:18:12
  show. Instead of mo like coming on, She's like, absolutely not.
• 1:18:15
  Mauricio is not going to film the reunion. I can't handle that. And
• 1:18:19
  then she said Kathy's willing to be on or something like that. Maybe that's
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  where it's going. I would love to see Rob come on and just spit
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  some conspiracies at us and see where we land with that. That's a lot
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  more of that guy. Yeah, let's get that guy in here. I
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  guess it is weird to have the husbands on for Beverly Hills. It be
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  weird in terms of it's been such a focal point for this season with Mauricio,
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  so I can kind of go maybe that was the Olive Branch perhaps,
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  Yeah, yeah, wow, Okay, well, guys, listen, can
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  you tell everybody where to find you? Please? Stianna start with you.
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