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🎉 RHUGT: The Roaring ’20s’ Finale Recap: Teresa & Melissa’s Truce, Luann vs Everyone, and Who Wasn’t Invited to Bluestone Manor · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Drama, darling.
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  Speaker 2: Drama, darling.
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Drama, darling.
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: Welcome to Drama, Darling. welcome welcome welcome to the celebration
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: here on drama darling for 20 years of the real
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  Speaker 2: housewives and we're going to be talking about ultimate girl's
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: trip the roaring 20s so welcome in oh my goodness
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: um so much to discuss um joining me as well
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: today is emily deresis emily welcome to the roaring 20s
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  Speaker 2: drama darling party.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for inviting me. And I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: that my flight arrived on time, but my luggage didn't.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: Because I've got a lot of baggage that I carry
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  Speaker 1: all the time.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, come on now. Leave it at the door of
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Bluestone Manor and let's party. If you're not watching this
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: over on the patreon.com slash drama darling, I just want
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: you to just visualize that we are wearing sequins and tiaras.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: And one of us is wearing opera gloves, and that's
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: not me. And that is Emily. Congratulations to those who
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: are watching this. You'll get to see the likes of
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: Feast Your Eyes on These.
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  Speaker 3: And by these, I mean my boobs. Amy's boobs.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: Because I have cleavage like you would not believe. I
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: was just telling Emily, I'm going to, look at this,
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: you guys. Are you kidding me right now? Like, who
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: am I? Chicka chicka boom.
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  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: I have a new bra on, fresh from Nordstrom Rack,
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: you know? And I love a Wakal. I love a
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: Honey Love, Code Drama. And I needed something a little
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: bit fancier for this occasion. And as a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 2: put this on. Typically, this little sequined jumpsuit number, which
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: I wore in my cabaret.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I wear like fashion tape, you know, and it's actually
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  Speaker 2: pinned right now. It is legit pinned. But, you know,
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: it's a little on the smaller side after a few
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: years of not wearing it.
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: Well, you got to.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: Go bra shopping with Vicki and she'll sing a little
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: song for you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: And she'll tell you your tits are fucked up.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Please, Vicki.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: Come on, let's go. So I don't love cleavage on me,
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: so that's why I'm going to systematically put this microphone
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  Speaker 2: right betwixt the two gals. And we'll go from there. Now,
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  Speaker 2: the tiaras that we are adorning on our heads are
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: obviously in honor of all the housewives that came before us.
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: And the fact that we kind of began this episode with...
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: Giselle's daughter asking if she was in the show Gilded Age.
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: And that was one of the greatest gifts that we
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: could have been given from the next generation, to which
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: Giselle didn't miss a beat. She was like, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: it's not that. It's a scripted show. You know what
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: she was referring to, though? The Golden Age or the
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: Golden Era, whatever that E! show is that the ladies
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: are in. Oh. So she wasn't too far off.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: And I also thought she got it confused with the
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: Golden Bachelor and Love Hotel.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, my. So many. So many. So listen, we're not,
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  Speaker 2: we don't judge, but it was hysterical. It was hysterical.
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: I love that it was a Gilded Age party and
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: that everybody came wearing tiaras. Oh, I almost forgot. I
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: have my mink. Oh, it's cold outside.
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  Speaker 3: Are you waiting for the fireworks?
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting for the fireworks because it's it's it's warmed
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  Speaker 2: up inside. But like I wanted to arrive with my mink.
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: It's not.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: It's not mink. OK. But it's it looks like mink.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: But anyways, waking up every damn animal in hibernation around
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  Speaker 1: the Bluestone Manor with that fireworks show.
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: Right. Yep. Including Sonia Morgan. Who was absent. Okay. So sad.
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: It's just the missing piece. And we were told from
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: Luann when we were at that mobster lunch that Sonya
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: doesn't get out of bed for, you know, less than $ 500,
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: as she shouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: $ 5, 000.
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: And I agree.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm talking about myself. Although that
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: would be high reaching for me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be like, of course I'm going. And
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: then I would stay at the Bluestone and I wouldn't leave.
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: And then I'd have squatter rights. So I'd just live
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  Speaker 1: at the Bluestone.
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  Speaker 4: I live at the Bluestone Manor.
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: So I want.
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: To go to the finale. Yeah, she just stays. She
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: becomes one of Dorinda's Halloween decorations out on the porch,
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: just biting her arm like that one.
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  Speaker 1: How fucked up is it that that's the nod to
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: Bethany in this whole thing?
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  Speaker 2: That's the only nod. Oh, you're right. That was the montage.
• 5:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She was in a lot of moments for that montage, though.
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  Speaker 2: She did have the whole, you slept with, you know,
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  Speaker 2: everyone in Macy's window, whatever that was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: So who do you think was invited and declined? We
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: already know Andy said that he did reach out to
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: Lisa Vanderpump and she declined.
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  Speaker 3: But who else?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm thinking like... Rina probably should have been invited.
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  Speaker 3: I do think of... I'm thinking of Iconic.
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  Speaker 2: Rina was not... But that's a good point. Iconic. But
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: Rina was not... an original cast member. So I almost
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  Speaker 2: think that she didn't get an invitation extended. Okay. Kim Richards,
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: I could see. Yeah. LVP, Kim Richards. Who else from
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: the original cast? Was Camille there?
• 6:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, she was.
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, so Camille.
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Those are the good ones. Those are the ones that
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: you want from the beginning. I don't think, like... Anybody
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: else from Beverly Hills?
• 6:38
  Speaker 3: Where do we stand on no one from Dallas being invited?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I also think that it's important to note that
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: these are shows that are currently on the air. And
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: I think that's fair.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Miami?
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, Miami?
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  Speaker 3: Well, they didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't know.
• 6:51
  Speaker 3: Death was coming.
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: What happened? Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: The traitors.
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  Speaker 2: The fireworks show was the last they'd see.
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  Speaker 3: They were killed in plain sight.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, truly.
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  Speaker 1: They were the first to see the fireworks, so they died.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't tell who was a traitor because the feathers
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: around my neck were choking me.
• 7:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. She was like a walking neck brace.
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: She was. I was like, well, are you hiding scars?
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: Is that what? Yes. Is that what it was?
• 7:17
  Speaker 3: I thought that, too.
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: But no, it was just to wear this dress that
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: was the color of an ace bandage and then a
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: like high ass collar.
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: She was a bandage dress. It was a bandage dress.
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: How dare you? You got it. Where's my cocky? I
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: dress like a cocky.
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: We are very lucky that everyone made it there safely
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: because remember when Kyle was leaving the hotel and she's like,
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: there's black ice on the street. And I was like,
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: they're going to drive all the way out to Nowheresville
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  Speaker 1: where they're not plowing the streets. No.
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, Dorinda's got, I'm sure she's got some fellas
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: that can do that. She's like, Greg, get out there
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  Speaker 2: right now. Put on your trouser size outfit. Put some
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: snowshoes on. And just plow the walk. Okay, just salt
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: the walk. Salt the walk. Just salt it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I also was like, it wouldn't be so bad
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  Speaker 3: if it was like snow day.
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: Everybody gets snowed in at the Blue Stone and has
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: to wear Dorinda's clothes.
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. That would have been amazing. Yeah. Yeah.
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: She'd kick him out. She wouldn't have it. She'd be like,
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: our party's over. I don't know where you're going to go,
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: but you can't stay here. The roads are closed. I
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: don't care. Gotta walk. The heat's going off. The refrigerator's locked.
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: And you're all dead to me. Well, the black ice
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: is concerning. And I was worried about those ladies getting
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: out of that van.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: The drive was the thing to me because that thing is,
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: Bluestone is in the middle of nowhere from everything I've heard.
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: Well, didn't it take like seven hours? I mean, was
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: Kyle serious?
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: Well, from Manhattan to the Berkshires it did. And I'm like,
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: so wait, there's seven hours of these gals kiki-ing in
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: that Sprinter?
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. When it should have taken three. Release that
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: shit uncut. Release that shit uncut. And it sounds like
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: they had a great time. Kyle seemed just completely a
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: deer caught in the headlights. She cannot with Luann. Kyle
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: simply cannot with Luann. You know, Vicky can't, Portia can't,
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: everybody can't, but they worked their way around it and
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: they were able to come through the other side. Kyle
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm not going there. I'm not starting there.
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not stopping there. I'm not, I'm not. She had
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: a wall up from the jump and she was like, no,
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: I just was at a meeting and they said no
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: to this. They said, say no to this.
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: Can't say no to this.
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: I know you don't like Hamilton, but that's.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: The, Temptress song.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: I never said I didn't like it. I know you
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: love Hamilton. No, you've never ever watched it. You've never
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: given it the space and the time.
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I have absolutely given it.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: I watched it during COVID on my TV. I almost
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: said on my phone. I can't say no to this eye.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: Eye.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: And I'm the damn fool that shot him. You have
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: a problem because that's the only line I know. That's
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: the only line I know, okay?
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: Well, this makes me happy. This changes everything. Thank you.
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: I brought it to you for the 20th, you know?
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: I feel like Teresa Melissa now.
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. This was something else. These two gals,
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: let's talk about that first because that is top of
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: the order, right? you know, to discuss where they are.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: And the fact that Daddy Andy, Daddy, Zaddy Andy showed up,
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: you know, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Andy Cohen rolling up in
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: a interior-lit old car from the AG Dundas.
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: Interior-lit.
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: It was. Did you see him? I know. I literally
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: was like, who's this happy guy? Because you could see
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: the smile on his face rolling up and it was
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: beaming across the Berkshires.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: It's like he's seeing all the things that happened, all
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: the kids that came out of the sperm bank.
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: He's like seeing all of his children in the same home.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, he was so elated. Yeah. But he was like, yeah, Teresa, Melissa,
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: come here. I want to see this for my own self. Like,
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: are you guys actually... Now... To have Andy say, I'm sorry, Teresa.
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: I didn't want it to, you know, be like this
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: from the beginning. And for Melissa to... Melissa did not
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: give what I've always wanted from her. She still didn't.
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: She won't. And that's that.
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: When they started arguing, I was like, you've got to...
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: Please don't argue. Please don't. Please don't. And she did.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: And she did.
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: But I got more clarity on the whole situation.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: What?
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: In that.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Melissa did tell Teresa what was happening. Over her shoulder
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: on a jet ski, she screamed it back. And Teresa said,
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: thumbs up, do whatever you want.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: I told you. I told you, Teresa. We were going
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: 100 miles an hour on those Wave Runners. And I said,
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: by the way, I'm auditioning for the Real Housewives of
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: New Jersey.
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: What?
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: I have an audition.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, good luck, honey.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Fuck is wrong with you, Melissa? I can't. You know,
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: you had a chance to make it right. You never did.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: You're never going to be on your side because of it. Now,
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying Teresa's right ever again after that. But
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: I stand by that it was behind her back. It
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: was not out in front of her. It was sneaky.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: It was weird. And she should have owned that years
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: and years ago. Would it have changed the trajectory of
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: their relationship? Absolutely not. It would have gone left no
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: matter what. But it wouldn't have gotten, it wouldn't have
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: started that hard. And I just really wanted just desserts
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: with Melissa. And she just can't do it, you know?
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: She can't.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, you haven't had her sprinkle cookies then, if you're saying. Literally,
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: she just has desserts. You got something else called just desserts?
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't know about that. But for her to be like, no, no,
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give it to you, Teresa. You were
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: there before me.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Thanks.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: Thanks.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: We didn't know that. That was so hard to do. Please.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: But you know what? Here's what I will say. I
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: will say this, that I believe Teresa when she said, look,
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: no one can force me to do anything. And when
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: I say it's done, it's done. And I actually believed her.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because of the job.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Because I think she wants the job more than she
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: wants to be holding this over Melissa.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Because she at one point in the last couple episodes
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: was just like, when you fight, if you go too hard,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: people turn on you. The audience doesn't like it. She
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: said something like that.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: You get put on.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: You'll get shelved, basically.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: So you can see, like, whatever this pause was really
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: rattled Teresa.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she finally got it. Yeah. And though it wasn't necessarily... Like,
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: if they weren't filming again, the question is, would she
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: have made up with Melissa? Would she have been open
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: to it? And that, I don't know. I do think so,
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: because I think this.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Coming back together was the plan that Teresa had. Like,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: if I can really get things ironed out, then we
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: can maybe film again. I do think that Teresa... You're asking,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: did it come completely unrelated to Bravo?
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: No, I know it didn't come unrelated to Bravo.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I mean, Bravo was in there somewhere.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: No, it never would have happened without Bravo. But would
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: it have eventually happened without Bravo?
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: And I guess.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: The answer for that for me is probably not, unfortunately.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: I can't believe that she would have done that of
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: her own accord. And I'm saying Teresa. I think Melissa
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: is a lot more open than Teresa. So I think
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Melissa would have come to the table at any point
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: if Teresa was willing. I really absolutely believe that. And
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: same with Joe Gorga.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: It's what Melissa said. This is on you because you
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: were the one that's holding this.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Melissa wasn't wronged in her mind. Melissa.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: But there was something very sisterly about the way that
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Melissa gave Teresa shit about the fresh of breath air
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: that I was like, that's kind of sweet and funny.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Like they still like she's not afraid of Teresa.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Like whereas like Barlow has this reverence for her and
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: all these wives and Melissa is like, hey.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it should be like that. And I like that.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: We always did like that. But I did appreciate when
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Teresa said, you know, well, is this going to stick
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: this time? And she was like, yes, because I'm not
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: going to put my kids through this.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: So when she said that, I thought this has legs.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: And her face, like she can't hide her emotions. She's
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: not like an actor. And she is like.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, I did do some community theater. All right.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: I played Alice in Alice in Wonderland. I was like, oh, no,
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: I'm going down the hole.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: I'm shrinking.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: There is no way if you said, Teresa, what is
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: the fairy tale or story where you fall down a
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: hill and what's the little girl's name?
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: What is that called?
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's Jack and Jill.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Went up the hill to fetch a pail of wine.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: And Jack got too drunk and fell on a stump.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: And Jill threw up all over Jack.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, we were looking for Alice in Wonderland, but we're
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: going to accept it. We accept that.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Is that New House Live City? Who's Alice? This sounds nice.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Is she here? Is she here? Yeah, and I don't
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: think she'll put the kids through that. And now knowing.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're so old now. Who cares? To be
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: honest with you.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Melania with Melania.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: She's like, I have too much. And I'm glad that
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: they are in good terms right now because Teresa could
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: use all the support in the world. And I, I
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: like how you co-sign immediately. It's just, it's so true.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: We are feeling for our Melania. And it was so
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: sweet to see her on the FaceTime when she was like, oh,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: you're my literal queen.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: She's, Teresa's a good mom. You know, she loves her girls. Yeah. Boy,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: seeing that flashback to Joe down the shore, and he
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: was like, he put my sister in jail. Oh, man,
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: that gives me chills. It rattles me. I remember when
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: that happened. That was a wild, wild time. Yeah. And
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I felt that. Like, I was like, yes, go off, Joe.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: And you forget about, or I kind of did, when
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I was watching that, I was like, oh, yeah. And
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: then Teresa tried to blame them for why she was injured.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: She tried to blame Melissa and Joe Gorga.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Remember?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Like, she thought that they turned her in somehow.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: There was that moment.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I thought it was Caroline Manzo turned her in.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That, too. Like, everyone else. Switch to that.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: You're right. You're right. You're right. Yes.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: She's looking for answers in all the wrong places, you know?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. How about, well, I was also surprised Danielle Stowe
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: not invited.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: What?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: She came back on Jersey. She had that redemption season.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Believe me, she's one. I am not.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not a Danielle. I'm terrified of her. No, I know.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I'm not shocked. She's too much of a legality. She's, no,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: they would have never extended that invitation to her, unfortunately.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: But she came back.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: She already had that season where she was good friends
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: with Teresa. I would have thought that Teresa would have
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: wanted her there. Also, she's the she's the yin to
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: the yang of the table flip scene.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: So I know for that reason, who would have gotten
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're in, you know, who would have gotten
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: an invite before Danielle, the book Cop Without a Badge.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: And they couldn't get there because they can't walk. But
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: there's no way that, in my opinion, that they would
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: have invited Danielle because she is way too much of
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: a wild card. You got to think about the wild
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: cards in these situations. Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: And maybe they floated it. Maybe they floated it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: And then Andy was like, I can't, we can't, I
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: need to like leave there in my tux.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Perfect.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: And you know, do my Irish exit.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: My friend Kelly, when we were in Detroit and I
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: was like, let's, let's leave this bar. We were at
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: the after party. And I was like, come on, let's
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: do an Irish exit. And she's like, oh, okay. So
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: who do you want to go say goodbye to first?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, it, Irish exit you leave without saying
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: anything to anybody she's like what and I go yeah
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: she goes oh no I've been using it wrong all
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: these years because Sean she's like my husband she her
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: husband Sean apparently says the longest goodbyes and he takes
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: forever to lick me somewhere so she's like Sean stop
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: doing an Irish exit I'm like no it's the opposite
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: she's like oh my god she's.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Just like Irish people are so friendly and they always
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: want to talk right.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: That's right um so but let's let's go to the
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I just want to talk about that sprinter van to
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Bluestone Manor which you know we finally get Portia shutting
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: down we kind of pick up with Portia shutting down
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Luann and then Portia's kind of and Giselle wait what
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: did she say to Giselle.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, Portia and Giselle were like the Luann whispers.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what?
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Right. And they kind of came around to like, oh,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: this is who Luann is. And Luann sort of came
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: around to like. Oh, so it's coming from every single
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: person in the Spinner Valley? Is it coming from you
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: and you and you and you? Darling, when I get
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: ganged up on. It was interesting to see how it shifted,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: but it settled pretty quickly.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Lou also was open to hearing it at that point.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she actually listened.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was impressed with how Lou handled that because
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: this wasn't anything they haven't said the entire trip.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: It was all of a sudden Lou was like, let
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: me tell you about accountability. What I have right here.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Hi.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Who are you?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: It has to be because she's like, all right, we're
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: not getting out of the Sprinter van anytime soon. We
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: can't keep arguing this whole time. I have a lack
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: of songs that I can sing right now. And this
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: is the finale. I'm going to have to like wrap
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: it up because you know, when she's, she's laying in
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: on thick with Dorinda on that phone call, like in
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: my town, this woman is faker than fake. This is,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's putting it on like no one's business.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Did you catch when Portia was like, you're a woman
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: of a certain age? Oh, my God. I could not
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: believe she said that.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I know. And it was like Lou didn't even clock it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: She didn't clock it. And if anything, like that was
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: the time to clock something. And cut to, ladies and gentlemen,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: please welcome a woman of a certain age. My next
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: cabaret tour. A woman of a certain age. The Gilded Age.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: A woman at a certain Gilded Age. Did you notice that, like...
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Brown sequins, darling.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: It's like this loose candy going to keep her show
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: going right through the whole rest of the episode.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Completely. Did you notice that Lisa stole the trays from Wendy?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Wendy's from the....
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, the commercial? The ad?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: That was amazing.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: I love that ad.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: But they all had trays. Good for them.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: That was smart because they did need trays. They need
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: proper trays to eat in a Sprinter van. Like they
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: deserve that. Yeah, they sure did.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: This is not In-N-Out where you get a lap mat
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: or whatever they give you.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: They give you like that placemat for your lap.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've never seen that. It's like a paper.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Thing that you.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Would you like a lap cover? A lap mat for
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: your lap? I've never seen that. How about it? I
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: want to go there and check it out. No.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's a gorgeous piece.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: It's paper.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: So it's like basically the... Well, I get a lap
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: mat when I go to the OBGYN. It just covers
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: my body and it's got to get up in those stirrups.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Is that what that is?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: It's basically the same. It's not going to protect your
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: clothes or anything. It's just giving you a, like, you
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: can't go like hog wild eating it up.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Can't be Nigella on Bake Off over there.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Coming up next. Well, I get my paps over at
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: In-N-Out anyway. They're fast.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: They're quick.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: They got that lap mat. You get to eat a burger.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: I have something to tell you. That's probably not a
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: pap smear.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: It's all my insurance covers. Okay, Emily? It's tough times.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: And look, it's different here in Santa Clarita. You know
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: what I mean? I guess so. Yeah, what are you
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: going to order? I just need an annual pap and
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: a urine sample. Maybe some hormone blood work. I actually
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: just got... not my annual pap, not that everyone needs
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: to know that, but I dig in my physical. And everyone,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: just a reminder, get into your physical. Get to know
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: your doctor again because they're not going to see you
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: any other time of the year because you can't get in.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: So you got to go to urgent care and that's
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: a whole other fucking thing. But anyway, get your primary going,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: get that physical, get your blood work done. And you
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: know what I love about my primary care up here?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: She was like, Have you done your blood work that
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: your OBGN ordered for you? And I was like, no,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: I haven't because I can never make it to a
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: second location. And she was like, well, guess what? I
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: got good news for you. I'm going to reorder those labs.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: And I go, great. And she goes, you're going to
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: go right down the hall. I was like, you've got
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: to be kidding me, doctor. She's like, nope. So I
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: went down the hall. And I did my blood work
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: right then and there, same day. Because I'll tell you
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: something I'm not good at, making an appointment to go
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: get my blood work done at the local Vons, okay? Oh, yeah. No.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: And I don't want to be a walk-in. It's a
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: whole thing.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: It's a whole thing. And as women, we're told never
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: go to the second location.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah. So it's very dangerous.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: And I stand by that even in my doctor's appointments.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Sorry, doctor.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I can't go to a second location. It's against my morals.
• 26:54
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So, you know, it was so wonderful seeing the flashback
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: to the naming of Bluestone Manor. Yes, I forgot. Oh,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: full circle. And Carol's back on New York now.
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  Speaker 3: Carol.
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  Speaker 2: You did forget because the second that we saw them
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  Speaker 2: pull up, I was like, oh my God, Carol named
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: this place. And I was so happy that they did
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: that flashback. And it was fun to see Ramona. Do
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: you think that Ramona was invited?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: That's a big one I was wondering about. And I'm
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: going to say no. And I think like, that's weird.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Even though I'm not a Ramona fan, I'm like, it's
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: weird that she's not there. And then I thought, well, like,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Jen Aiden wasn't invited either. And she crashed it because
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: of Teresa. Not at Bluestone, but at Lou's party in
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: New York.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, there's part of me that's like, she
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: should have been there and they could have filmed around her. Like,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: she should have been.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: There, though. Ramona. And filmed around her?
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Well, like, cut her out. You know what I mean?
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: That's horrible. That would have been even worse.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Like, we needed to see a blip of her. Even
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: though like I have a real problem.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: I'm still like, I'm.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Not happy about it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I think she's too controversial.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. I mean, yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Still, I think she is. But even though she's over
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: on the Gilded Age on E.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: But that's different. And they're all on the Gilded Age.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I feel like between Jill Zarin and Ramona, they remind
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: us of the things that we don't want the housewives
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: to be anymore or ever. But to us, we didn't
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: realize that that was in them. And now that we
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: know that it is, it's kind of like, ugh.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't go back. How pissed was Jill to
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: not be invited there? I mean, I can't even imagine
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: how upset she must have been.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, this must have been right after the Super Bowl, right?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: It's the winner. Yeah.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: After she made those comments. So she's getting kicked off
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: the Golden Gals and she's not coming to this.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure that that's probably easier for her to
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: like kind of shove it under the rug and be like,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: you know, that's why.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: That's why.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. But even before that,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: she knew they had to have been filming. And the
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: invitation was probably still not sent to her.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know because she was like on below deck
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: and stuff. I can see them having her like back
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: in the world. So is fucking like, you know, Dana Wilkie.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: You know, I mean, like it doesn't matter. I don't
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: think that they were going to invite her. I really don't.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Even though. It seems like she should have been there,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: if anybody. I would see Jill being there before Ramona,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: considering that she's like the one who brought this, the
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: whole OG, OG kiosk together.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: And there's no way Bethany was invited.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: No, absolutely.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Carol, Carolyn Manzo, Bethany, anybody that has an active lawsuit
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: is not going to be invited.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: One with like actual like criminal charges.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: No.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: But that's also probably like Brandy. No. Brandy Glanville.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: No.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know who it was so great to see?
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Was she by Sheree? Yes.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: That was cool.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: And Andy's like, are you seeing anybody? And she's like,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: dating a couple people. So did Mimi and Andy make up?
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: They made up, right? Yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Mimi and Andy.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: So why wasn't she at Bluestone? Because she, I think, honestly,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think that she was invited to that because
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: she She had such a homecoming in Atlanta and at
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: the beginning of the show. And I think they were like,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: let's just feature you this way and then be done
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: with it. You know, I don't know, man. There's a
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: lot of questions, you guys. I don't have the answers to,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: but they also.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: No Kim Zolciak.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Like I did think that I'd look, I don't need
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: to see Kim, but at that point in time, we
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: didn't know what we didn't know. And she was already
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: in Atlanta. So maybe, but I do think like, if
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: we're talking like season one icons.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: So.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I think they were like, let's leave Kim in Atlanta.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Move on. So I am curious what you guys think about, boy,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: that would have been such an interesting email chain to
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: be on. What do you guys think about like, Who
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: wasn't invited? Who, like, I don't think anyone declined. That's
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: what I believe.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Lisa Vanderpump.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Okay. Other than Lisa Vanderpump?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I could see Rinna declining only because she was probably
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: fresh off Traders and hadn't had a moment with Andy yet.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: And she was feeling bad about all the Bravo stuff.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: So I could see her declining.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: And.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, I guess.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: But Erika Jayne wasn't there.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: But, again, that's season one.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: And we already saw her. I'm thinking back to your
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: logic of, like, were they season... First season.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Of their franchise icons. Yeah, but Rena wasn't.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: True, true, true.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: So.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: You know what? Oh, you know who I think also
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: probably declined was Kim Richards. And I don't even think
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: they were able to probably get a hold of her.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: But I bet you in better circumstances. it would have
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: boy it would have been nice to see Kim Richards
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah for sure um Kyle kept it together this
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: whole show she was very low-key I think that she
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: was eclipsed by Luann's energy the entire time and I
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: really think it bothered her I could see it all
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: over her face in every scene and She was irritated.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I think she had a great time. And Vicky. Oh, yeah.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: And Vicky. Oh, I did appreciate that Vicky was celebrated.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: And God, who gave Luann that microphone again? I was like,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: this again? Are we going to like... But it was,
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: you know, thank God for brevity in this situation. She
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: was able to get through it. I don't know if
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: someone was holding up a teleprompter and cut her off,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: but she did a good job.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: I think that between... We say, you know, we can
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: say what we will, but this trip needed Lou. Like
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: she was. Absolutely. She was the comic relief every time.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Darling, did you see what I did there? Giovanni, Giovanni.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: When we watch these shows, we need to be like,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: there's got to be someone that we are all rolling
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: our eyes with the cast.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: And so that was Lou and Vicki. So we did
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: need it.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: So, by the way. Karen. Karen Huger.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was wondering about that, but then I had
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: to go down into the timeline of where she was.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where was she?
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Was she on probation?
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Was she in jail? Where was she? She was out.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: That was missing. She was missing. Yeah, she was, but.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: That would have been a good one.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know if she.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: I'm going to cut you off again. Don't do that.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Don't, no.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Giovanni. Giovanni. Giovanni.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Giovanni.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she could go. Why?
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know what her deal is. I don't know
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: if she was out on probation. I don't know if she,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: you know, like, I don't know what.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Her deal was then. Why don't you know what her
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: deal was, Emily? No, I understand. But, and maybe they
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: were like, you know what? No criminals.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Well, then Lou, like, I mean, Lou also.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: They are, Teresa. No current criminals. Has to, like, they
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: have a list of. I would love to see their
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Excel spreadsheet in a column for legal troubles. And like
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: the different levels. Yeah, no, there are plenty of criminals there.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: She should have gone.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I'm a criminal.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't drill down on the timeline as I
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: normally would, but apparently. Leading up to this, there was
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: some fallout with Aaron and Dorinda that we did not see.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: And I.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Had been hearing rumblings of this thing, and then I
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: guess it got way edited out.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what was that all about?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Aaron apparently was telling Dorinda to hurry up so they
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: could get outside to see the surprise, the fireworks.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Classic Aaron.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: And Dorinda did not like it.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: No, what are you doing?
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh my God. That's hilarious. I did love that
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Dorinda was so in charge of everybody and was like,
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: all right, this isn't going to turn into the next
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Rhode Island episode six.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: This is just strike one, strike two. You're going to
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: be just, so you know what? The fireplace doesn't work.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: So we're going to put you guys in there. Rhode
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Island in the fireplace. Rhode Island. I did appreciate, and
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: I thought it was very smart to bring the whole
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: cast there considering they are the newest. Yeah. Um, Very
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: interesting choice. And I loved it.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it was interesting to hear the OGs kind
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: of help them and mentor them. Like, come to the
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: reunion with accountability. Like, you gotta, when the news hits,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: when you have a really bad episode, like, it's okay.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, that was Teresa. Yeah. Teresa said that.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to bring it up again and it'll
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: be bad for a week and then it'll go away.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: You know, to hear Teresa, you know, be able to
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: like share that was very impressive I liked hearing that
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: side of Teresa and um because we don't often hear
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: like the sage wisdom that comes with and the experience
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: of being a housewife I would love to hear more
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: of that from her.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah Liz was wearing Teresa's wedding hair that bump um
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I was also like man Liz is gone she's not
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: on Rhode Island anymore.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: So sad I know Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Bummer. And she did have a lot to say. So
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: was she gone at that point, though?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Like, well, I don't know if she was gone at
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: that point. Their show hadn't aired and she announced after
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the season.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: So. Oh, you mean they filmed that before Rhode Island
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: even aired? Oh, yeah. They had to have. Yeah. None
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: of the housewives had heard of it or said or knew. Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: So it was so they hadn't done the reunion.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Long ago. That was so long ago. This is I
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: can't keep up these timelines, you guys. I just I
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: need to disengage. Yeah.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: And I don't I don't think if Rhode Island didn't exist,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: then Dolores wouldn't be there at Bluestone.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: I think Dolores was there because she was a friend
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: of Rhode Island.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Hmm. Yes, absolutely. She for sure tied in the jury.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: She's like, you know, you got two for one. You got.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Two bangs for your buck. Because who else was there
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: from New Jersey? Well, Teresa, Melissa and Melissa. Three. That's
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: that's a representation. Yeah. I mean, it is a representation. No, no.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I wonder if they were like, we have to pick
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: three from each city who were the three. But then
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: there's more than that.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Ooh, I bet you're right. I bet they're like, okay,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: we're going to go with the top three from each
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: city and we'll start there.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Should DC have been there?
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: No. According to your Dallas logic, no.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not. That would have been weird.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: It would have been like, maybe DC was there. That
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: was the people in the lobby when they got to
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: the hotel.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Taking their coats. Yeah.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's the cast of DC. Okay.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Hi. Hi.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I like that Kyle was like, wait, who took in
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Alex and was, oh, yeah, Kyle. She was like, you
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: look exactly the same. Oh, my gosh. Like, what are
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: they doing in Australia? Maybe we should have a Real
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Housewives of Australia. And everyone's like, they do. They do.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: I love it. Kyle, like, Alex's nipple was like, they do.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Her nipple popped out. They do.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: They do.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: They do.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: They actually do.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: They had a blurred out, like half the show.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: A lot of her blurring. And then Teresa had some blurs,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: a lot of blurs, a lot of blurs. I didn't
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: love the Heather and Lisa thing in between Andy.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad that I had a little context. I
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: was like, these two are, why are they auditioning for
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Andy right now? Like it felt like, Because the clips
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I saw were just him standing there annoyed. And I
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: was like, is this a dinner and a show? But
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: then I realized that he actually asked them both over.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: He's like, everybody's going to get together and make up. Yeah.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: And it didn't work.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Well, I think that Heather needed to fall back a
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: little in this. And, you know, and I'm not saying
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Lisa's perfect, obviously. But Heather did. bring in a lot
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: of sauce to this Real Housewives Ultimate Girls trip that
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: she didn't need to do. And I think if she
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: could have just apologized for that, which we know now
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: while we're watching Salt Lake City, she did apologize to
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Lisa for that, or at least she apologized about it
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: in her confessional. I don't know if she's actually apologized
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: to Lisa on the show, but she has acknowledged that
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: she went too far on Ultimate Girls trip. You know,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: I think Heather just, it's like, you lead a horse
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: to water and she's going to lap it up because
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: she's just, she's ready to play, put me in coach and,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: you know, and Andy's right there. And I think.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: She's genuinely pissed at Lisa and they've just filmed the reunion.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: So they're fresh off a whole different take in a
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: whole different show in a whole different world than what
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: is Lisa is currently living in and what we're watching
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: so it's a little unfair to Heather to be like
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is your problem and she's like my
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: problem did you just watch the last season of the
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: show that just happened a couple weeks ago like this
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: bitch and so I guess like in Heather's mind she's
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: like it would be fake if I did turn it off.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: And so I get I get where she's coming from,
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: but it.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Is so disjointed because we're watching Ultimate Girls Trip and
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: we're like, huh?
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: What? Isn't it Marvel that has this? It's the Marvel universe, right?
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: That's what it's called.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: The multiverse.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Sorry. Thank you. The multiverse. And it's the Real Housewives multiverse. Yeah,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: because because and for those of you who don't understand it,
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: because I didn't before this. I mean, like I understood
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: it because Brett explained this to me a long time ago.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: But we are now entering that era with Real Housewives
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: because just like the multiverse, you can break all the rules.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Spider-Man can die in in something. And then all of
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: a sudden he's he's back in another story at the
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: same time that this is going on.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: And there's also another Spider-Man that exists in a different
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: universe that the other Spider-Man doesn't exist in.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: And that can also be existing on the same, in
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: two different dimensions, on the same timeline. And so that's
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: what we're experiencing with The Real Housewives. You know, we've got,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: the reunion just happened, but we're filming a mashup of
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: all The Housewives, which is, you know, now that's filtering
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: into this, while we are now watching in real time
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: the actual show that they filmed after they shot this,
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: which was before this person went to jail, which doesn't
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: exist now. You know, it's so complicated. And For people
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: who are just joining in to the Real Housewives, it's
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: probably better that you don't even ask questions. Just enjoy.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: I think from now on, I agree with you totally.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: And I think maybe that's why I'm seeing Heather getting
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: a lot of shit. But I'm actually kind of feeling
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: for her because I'm like, she's actually ignoring the multiverse
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: and being like, no, fuck you.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Right. That's a good point. She's not compartmentalizing.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: No.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: She's doing it on her own timeline, which is what
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: we're seeing as we are now watching Salt Lake City
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: because she's like, I went too hard at Ultimate Girls Trip.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: And so this is where you're going to get the apology.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: In this timeline, in this dimension. Yeah, no, that's absolutely true.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: And I don't even think she would have gotten there,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I think, unless she saw other housewives reacting to her.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: But deep down, I think Heather's like, and I'd do
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: it again.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: But she doesn't want the judgment from the queen housewives
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: on her and them taking Lisa Barlow's side because they
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: had no idea and don't watch her show and have
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: never heard of housewives.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Teresa has never heard of the show Housewives, Real Housewives,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: of anything. Of anything. I did love that a lot
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: of people got their flowers in this episode, you know,
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: and I think that's what Andy was trying to do.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: It didn't work between Lisa and Heather, obviously, but... But listen,
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: shots on goal. And he did get some goals. I mean,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Melissa and Teresa, Vicky got her flowers literally and figuratively.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: And who else? Well, Dorinda, Bluestone Manor got its flowers
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right. You know, I can't imagine like Portia and
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Giselle were really like the leaders of Ultimate Girls Trip,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: the foundation of it, you know?
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: The rest were ensemble. Ensemble, excuse me.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Well, except for Lou, because she was like.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: She's the muse.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: She was their muse.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they were everyone's ensemble. And Lou pops out
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: as like a character actor in a sense, you know? So,
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: and I thought that they did such an extremely good,
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: just an excellent job. And I love the bond that
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Giselle and Portia have. And as you, like, go through
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: this roaring 20th, it becomes very clear towards the end
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: how solidified this cast was. I mean, the rankings, the dynamics,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: and where the power lies. And the power lies with Portia.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were going to say it lies
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: with us. And the power is within all of you.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Well, the power lies... Within Cabaret. That's what we all learned.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: I loved it. Loved seeing Chanel. That was another.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: That was great. Yeah. She had some things. She's like, no, no, no, no, no,
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: not for me. She looked out the window. She's like, no,
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: not for me. No, no, no.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: What about London? We didn't have any Real Housewives of London.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought about Caroline. Yeah. But that's not like
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: it's not the same. It's just not the same. It's
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: not in the same universe, actually. I don't think that
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Andy produces that. I don't think that's. Right. But I
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: do feel like Caroline should have been there. I do.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: And by Caroline, I mean. What's her head? Manzo. She
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to go back there. Caroline. Stanberry.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Yes. Oh, my gosh.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: She should have been there.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe. Now, that would have been maybe something where
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: she was like, I'm in Dubai. I can't come. Well,
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Now, see, now I got to look at when were
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: they filming Traitors?
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Celebrity Traitors. Why? Was Caroline on that?
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Amy Luann Phillips. How dare you?
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I love my new name. Oh, thank you.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Remember, she gets, Rinna kills her off pretty quickly.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: And she's like, I'll see you at BravoCon in Louisville.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: And they're like, no, you won't.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, Rinna. Yeah, Rinna's like, nope, I won't be there. Bye. Oh,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: that was such a great moment. Yeah, Caroline wasn't there
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: long at all. That's right.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: God, you're really going back into the annals of history.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, that Traitors? That was like eight years ago.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: I can't. Put that on this timeline.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Let's go to the current anals of history. Richard E.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Grant on this current season of the UK Traders, which
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I can't watch yet, but I saw the clip, is
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: going around straight up telling everybody he's a traitor.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: And he is. What? That's amazing.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: So I just saw a clip of it and I
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: was like, oh my God, this is hilarious.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: As a strategy to throw people off.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: They're like, what are you?
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm a traitor.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: I'm a traitor. They're like, do you mean faithful? And
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: he's like, no. I mean, aren't we all traitors? But
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: I'm a traitor. I am a traitor.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: That's amazing. No one's ever done that. No. Stop. Wait,
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: is this the UK version, like regular people version?
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. Richard E.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Grant, it's a celebrity traitors.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: So this is the second time UK has done celebrity traitors,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: but we can't see it here yet.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: So it's airing now in the UK.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: And because it's so out of left field, this clip
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: is like making its rounds.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Wow. Well, I haven't seen that yet, but I still
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: have Hey You from. Oh. I still pay for Hey You.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: From London. From London.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: We got it.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, maybe I'll dip into it. Every single time
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: I see it come up.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: You better cancel.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: You tell me about it. Every single time it comes
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: up on my charge, I'm like, Cancel that.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Idiot.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: That's how they get you. All right.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: So anyway, fireworks. Gorgeous, gorgeous Berkshires. Beautiful display of all
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: those housewives on the lawn with their champagne and their coats.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: And Dorinda being the hostess with the mostest.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: And you know who saw, must have seen the fireworks
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: that night. from the comfort of their home and no
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: invitation was holla. Cause Heather Thompson lives in the, she
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: has like, she has her own in the Berkshire.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: That's right. You hear in the distance that the fireworks,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: I'm home. She's in the Berkshires. Wait. So it's like
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: the Berkshires. And then Heather was in a different area.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: It was like, Right next to Berkshires. It's like even,
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: it's the offshoot of the Berkshires. It's not the Berkshires.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Remember?
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: That's your fun trivia question, darlings.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Where was Heather? I mean, in her location. We know
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: she was home that night.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: We know she was home. But it's like Manchester, Hampshire.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: There's Manchester, New Hampshire.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: We might need to pause it because I don't think
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: I can wait to find out. Okay. I asked- Where
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: is Heather Thompson's bed and breakfast? It's a bed and breakfast, right? Yes.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: In New York State? Okay. It says, instead, her boutique property,
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: the Button Ball Inn, is located just over the border
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: in western Massachusetts. That's right. It's in Massachusetts. Remember? Okay. Well,
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: it says South Edgemont. No, Eggermont. But I don't know.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Great Barrington.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Great Barrington.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: It's roughly two miles from Great Barrington.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, so maybe she didn't see the fireworks.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: But that Great Barrington is where Dorinda is. It is
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: situated in the Berkshires. Roughly two miles from Great Barrington. Okay,
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: I just did a whole circle. So, my apologies.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: So did she around the property and they still were like, no,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we don't have you on the list.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Holla! Nola! So, if you guys understood what I said...
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: at the end of the day, it is in the Berkshires.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: It's just in the Massachusetts area of the Berkshires.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: But Durand is in New York, right? Is Durand in
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: New York? I think so.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: No, but see, here's the thing.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Everything gets confusing when you get in that area to
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: me because then you're dealing with like The Hamptons and
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: the Berkshires. I know they're not all the same, but
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, these are like places that overlap states
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: and it gets confusing.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Okay. All right. For all you guys still listening, Bluestone Manor.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: That's the geography portion.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: Everyone is so hot at me right now. How can
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: we forget? It is in Massachusetts. Bluestone Manor is located
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: in Great Barrington, Massachusetts. within the region known as the
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Berkshires in western Massachusetts.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Wait, are the Berkshires at all in New York State?
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: The Berkshires are actually in London, it says here.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: That's weird.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: You're right, they do blend.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Do they? I mean, wait, does it go into the
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: New York? Am I crazy?
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Where are the Berkshires? You know, it's been a long time. Okay,
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: the Berkshires are a highland area. and cultural region, mostly
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: located in western Massachusetts, stretching down into northwestern Connecticut. Oh, fuck. Well,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: aren't we the fools with tiaras on? Oh, man. Sorry.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: You know what? Sorry. I'm sorry, okay? I tried to go,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: but I was in New York, and I couldn't find it,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: all right? I thought I was in New York.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: You couldn't find it, and that's okay.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: That's okay, Jill.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: That's okay.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: If Jill would have showed up and been like, Surprise!
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: That would have been pretty epic.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: And we would have forgotten everything she said.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: And if Ramona, just in the background, was like, you
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: know what, can I have a pina colasio? Just to
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: the bartender. And then we'd be like, aw, okay.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: How about that guy walking Vicky's shit upstairs?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Hats off to him.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Tears off to him.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: I know we got to wrap this up, but tears off.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: No, I'm glad you brought that up. She was like,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know who you are. How did you come
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: up here?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: What do you want?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: What do you want? A tip?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Leave.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Get out. Go. Like, thank you. Goodbye. Don't let the
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: door hit you on the way out. He's like, I
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: don't know, Vicky. I was told by someone to bring
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: you a beer, but I'm not leaving. That's so funny. Oh,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: and then we got to see the red lion, and
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: that was lovely.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: That was so cute.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: And Dorinda's like, did you hear that? Or somebody said
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: it was built in 1773. And Dorinda's like, did you
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: hear that? 7073.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: L & S. L & S. Lady Gaga's.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: 7073.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Built in the future.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was nice. Oh, and those people that were
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: waiting for them in the lobby.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: That was great.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Casts of D.C. Housewives. And Dallas. And Dallas. They're just hands. Welcome.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: I like I'm curious. Were any darlings in that lobby
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: of the Red Lion? Well, also, were they fans?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Because she didn't know that Vicky. She's like, are you Luann?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: And Vicky's like, no, I'm Vicky. Wait.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Who said that? One of the fans.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: I think she was just blackout drunk. They'd probably been
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: drinking there since 3 p.m., waiting for them to arrive.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: That was insulting. I'm not going to lie. They shouldn't
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: have had anyone there who didn't know exactly who they were.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: You can't call an OG the wrong name. Vicki Gumbelson.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: That was bad. Oh, Lord. She was very.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Nice about it, I thought. Way nicer than I thought
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: she would be.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: Don't look at them.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: There they are.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: The girls. The wig cam. I have them up there.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: This is the, and we're taking them down today. The
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: end of an era.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: So.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Well, it's the end of our episode. So thank you
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: so much for listening. If you'd like to watch this or, and,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: or listen to it, both are ad free over on
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: the patreon.com slash drama darling. And I appreciate you guys
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: listening and happy 20th to all the fabulous housewives. that
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: have given us so much joy and tears, but joy. Heather,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: could you exit this way? You're not invited, Heather. Please,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: you're very nice.