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120: 90 Day Fiance - To Love and to Cherish (S10E13) · Reality TV Cringe

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Yes, now, if you are listening to the podcast, we are going
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to be combining the Sister Wives news that we have a second emergency broadcast.
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We have to cut into the very mediocre programming that you're probably watching, so
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we can talk about what's happening with Mary Brown, and then after that we
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are going to get into ninety day Fiance. Yeah, but first we've got
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to talk about sister Yes bitch and this announcement made by Mary Brown. It
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was yesterday right on her Instagram. And for once, she's not cryptic okay,
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and not scripted, like not bullshit, but she has oh boyfriend,
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she has a man. I got a man. She got a man.
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And what did I say last episode that the second that Cody Brown said that
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shit on TV, she's been on the tinders. I fucking called it.
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She was totally swiping on the This Is Again season nineteen. This would be
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at the very top of my list of things I must see tlse Aside from
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the litigious stuff and the coins, I've got to see Mary like, how
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did she meet this guy? Uh? Huh? Who is this guy?
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Are they in lure? I bet they are? Oh my god, is
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she sexually acting with this god? I hope? So? Okay, Well,
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why don't you read the post to everybody and ask you read that I
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will put up the pictures of this gentleman yes, So she says, Birthday
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number fifty three is looking a bit different for me this year, and I
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might say I like how it looks. Meet Amos, the good looking guy
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I've been dating since October. He's not six foot six, nor is he
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a pilot, but he loves Christmas almost as much as I do and we
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laugh a lot together, both of which are important important elements to a relationship.
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She says something that her dog loves him, and then she says,
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I've been keeping this kind of close to me as we've been enjoying the last
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few months of dating and getting to know each other. Yeah, as I've
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considered when and how I wanted to share this fun news and share him with
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the world. JK. Not really sharing. I'm keeping him to myself.
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Wink. I knew I wanted to celebrate my birthday in a special way and
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let you celebrate this with me. Wow. So a few weeks ago we
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did have a podcast and also a YouTube video where we actually put up a
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picture of Mary at a restaurant that some very covert raccoon was taking without them
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knowing it. And we inspected that guy at that time. And it does
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look like it's the same guy that we had put the picture up of.
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It does kind of look like it, doesn't it. So maybe that was
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like one of their first early dates or something like that. Maybe she didn't
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look very happy about it in the picture. But yeah, maybe so she's
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all shy and stuff, getting to know her sexuality again after so many years.
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So did you notice how she's she's not sharing him so doesn't feel like
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she's open to polygamy. Hell no, right, it's not like she's ready
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to be a monogamous maybe legal wife at some point. Oh totally. I
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think she probably will want to marry this dude. Gosh, well, really
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do jump into stuff very quickly. The other thing that I flashed on was
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that, well, and I'm wondering how y'all will take this. Actually,
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it feels to me like Mary again has been dating this guy for a while,
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and she could have soft launched him before or during Christine's Romantic Wedding special
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and the build up to that, yeah, to kind of take attention away
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from Christine. But she didn't do that. She waited until the very day
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after the last special aired, and then she launched him, And I think
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that was out of respect for Christine. So that she didn't steal her thunder
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or some of you might think that she is kind of stealing her thunder because
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it was the very next day. What do you think, Well, it
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could be like a little bit of both, because it's like, you know,
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she's happy that Christine's dating, so she's like, shit, well I
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want to get in on that action, you know, let me find a
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man myself. So I mean, like that's cool. But I am glad
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that she didn't release anything during Christine's stuff because it was kind of like a
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Christine highlight, a Christine season, you know type of thing. So maybe
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we'll get more of this though in season nineteen, maybe this will be the
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fillers so we don't see Christine and David Datings. Yes, because I don't
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think Janelle is going to date, and obviously she's saying that very directly.
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She's like, I have no intention whatsoever to find a man, and I
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certainly do not need to have any other interaction with Cody Brown. So it
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feels like Janelle is just going to kind of stay where she is and focus
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on herself. But yes, I would love to see this on the show.
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Yeah, for sure. What do you think of this? Guy in
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terms of his looks. Thank you for asking. I was staring at his
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face. I think he's handsome. I think that he has a very kind
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looking face. Yeah. I think that he's better looking than Cody. First,
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that's not difficult, but I think compared to Cody, he's kind of
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stood. Yeah, so I think Mary's up leveling. Well, she's worthying
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up. Oh, hashtag worthy for sure? What did you think? I
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thought he was kind of cute looking, and somebody on Instagram made me laugh.
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Her name was Ashley. She sent us a DM and she's like,
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he kind of looks like a high school golf teacher, but he's cute.
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Like She's like, I love that for her, and I laughed. I
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was like, he totally does. That is so true. Yeah, I
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think that's kind of wholesome. So I hope we get to see more of
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their relationships, see how he interacts with Mary, because like David and Christine
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have their own little dynamic, I'm kind of curious to see how Mary is
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when she's dating. If she's going to be as cringe as Christine, she's
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not going to be as critic, but I do think she's going to be
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giddy. I think this is going to be the first time in so very
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many years that a man has paid attention to her and probably the first time
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in decades that she felt treasured, yeah, or loved or received any attention.
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Right. So I'm very excited for her, and I've got no hate,
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I got nothing bad to say. I think she also looks really great.
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She does. I don't know if she's filtering herself to death. I
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don't know if she is, but I don't know. Her hair looks good,
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she looks lighter, like she lost I don't know, one hundred and
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ninety pounds and that would be Cody Brown. And she just looks happy.
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Yeah, she really does. So I'm happy for her. I'm like,
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get you that deep dick a girl. Yes, I hope he's eating your
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box. I hope you're so happy. I just can't wait to see more
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of this. I share that sentiment. Yes, all right? Moving on
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now from that Sister Wives catchup, let's get into ninety day fiance. Yeah,
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so let me get some tea here. I'm so cold, bird,
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you need to warm up a little bit. So let's start with Rob and
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Sophie because they're arguing still in his apartment with Sophie's mom and he's outside in
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the courtyard bitch into the producers, just popping off, can't contain himself,
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has no kuth bottom of the barrel behavior. He's like, they don't understand
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what it's like to be at the bottoms. They don't understand what it's like
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to work hard for your money. And like, granted doing what I'm like,
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I get it, Like I get it, but you don't have a
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job. And then me you sent me. I was like, this guy
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is too much. What does he literally do for work? And so I
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started doing some forensic investigation and I happened upon a very recent Reddit post on
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the ninety day fiance uncensored subreddits where somebody else is asking the same question.
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And then there was a commentor who said that Rob actually did OnlyFans, Yeah,
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butt whole stuff. They said gay stuff, which I know you love
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being biglying like gay stuff, butthole stuff, full frontal stuff years ago.
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So we're talking like twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen. Apparently he was kind of
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known on the boards these different forums because he's a handsome man and people were
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very interested in the nudes. And then I saw the photos. One of
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them I saw and I stopped because I couldn't take it. And you want
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us to post this photo, and I don't think we should post this photo.
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So we have to work it out right now, because I just well,
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I just on the internet. It is on the internet. But I
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think he really doesn't want it on the internet. It is a very vulnerable
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butthole. Why would you post it? Then? Why do you post it?
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Make people pay for it? Well, he was that was his job.
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Apparently that's what he did for work. He did butthole work on life.
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Is any doing it anymore? I don't know. He's trying trying to
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come off as legit. I just well, that's enough thing not to have
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another homosexual conspiracy, But like does that mean? I don't know. I
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didn't see all the content, and I'm not sure if it was catered for
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like the homosexual crowd, or if it was just butthole and maybe buy too
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so boners. Maybe he's by I don't know, but you show me the
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pictures and he's like spreading We won't show it, I guess, but he's
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like literally spreading his butthole open. Here's what we'll do, Okay, we
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will drop the link to the reddit post where you can then of your own
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volition and with your own eyes, you can scroll down in the post and
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you can see the information about the forums. There's even a link and you
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can look if you want to. I don't think you want to. It's
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gonna scar you a little bit. But it's pretty funny. I mean he's
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literally on all fours, yeah, bent overs, but spreading it open.
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So he was doing that for work, Like, look, you know,
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shame, no sex work is real work. This is how I actually feel
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about that. But the way he comes off and he's so belittling of Sophie,
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and he's trying to put on these errors like I work so hard for
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what I have. I'm sorry if it's not as much as you think,
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because you've come from all this privilege. But I'm like, do you really
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have a job though, No, that's the thing. Does not work.
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He does not work. So it's like I would understand this whole argument that
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he's making of like, well, they don't get it because I mean,
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yeah, Sophie does come from privilege and she doesn't work either. She's a
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social media influencer. It's not like she's got a real chair. So it's
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like whatever, but Rob, you're not grinding, you're not working, you're
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living, you're renting out a restaurant. Grinding, well, grind, you're
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on grinder. I'm terrible. But it's like, you know, just shut
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up, dude. And so he's like bitching to the producers very loudly while
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Sophie and her mom are in the house. Well can hear everything, And
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they're like, okay, let's just fucking bounce. They come outside. Claire
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says, look, I'm not gonna apologize for what I said, because I
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meant it, but I'm gonna say sorry for raising my voice at you.
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And Rob's like, whatever, I don't care, right he cares? Yeah,
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he does, He definitely cares. Sophie calls him disrespectful because he is.
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And also in her talking head, Sophie was saying that she feels like
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Rob resents her a bit for the way that she grew up. It's pretty
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obvious that he does resent her, right, and that's not right. He
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doesn't need to be holding that kind of resentment to her for how she grew
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up. No, she can't help that, she does say that. From
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her perspective, Rob is entirely at fault. It wasn't her mother. Her
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mother didn't come in insulting him. And I'm like, kind of though,
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like a real man would do X, Y and Z and like judging his
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house. And he's like, well, they act like I live in squalor.
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And I'm like, that's a big word for you, Rob, Yeah,
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a little impressed. Good vocabulary, very good. And then as they
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pan around in the courtyard, did you see that soda machine, that vending
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machine in the back, I'm like, Okay, this is because he's renting
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out an old restaurant, I know, but I'm just like, oh wow,
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I know wow. And I think somebody on Reddit said he's paying twelve
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hundred dollars a month for that hovel? Are you for real? Twelve hundred
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dollars a month in Inglewood? Always up to no good? This is why
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California. That's why all Californians are moving out of California because it's way too
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It's crazy everywhere though, that's absolutely crazy. I mean, he would have
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to be making a lot of money at some sort of a job in order
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for him to afford a better place. Do you think that he's hoping Sophie
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and or his her mother are going to open up their pocket books to him
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and give him money. Probably, I think he kind of low key expects
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that because he's like, well, I struggle to make ends meet and stuff
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like that. But it's like, dude, like, you're bringing this girl
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over on a k when visa you're supposed to financially support her. She can't
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work, do anything in the United States until she gets her freaking green card,
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so it's like, what do you expect. So, I mean,
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Claire, Yeah, she was coming off a little harsh to him and everything,
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but I understand where she was coming from because he's responsible for Sophie and
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he's responsible to take care of her right now while she's in America, So
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like, get your shit together, Rab, come on. I don't know.
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I think he takes everything really personally because he's insecure about his position in
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life and not having a job. But you can change that, Rob,
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Yes, you can. You can apply yourself. You can get a job.
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Well spoiler alert, And if you don't know, if you don't want
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to know what's going on with Sophie and Rob, then maybe skip ahead twenty
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seconds or so. But apparently Sophie relocated to Austin, Texas like every other
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Californian, and Rob relocated with her, but they are no longer together,
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Like she's got her own tricked out pad in Austin and he's probably living in
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a dumpster somewhere shooting his booty hole from a dumpster near you. They're no
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longer together, Wow, But I wonder if he's still going to be on
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the TLC train then, because they had single life baby him, are Sophie
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franchise for these kinds of cloud goblins because they just stay? They won't,
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No, they don't ever. So then eventually Sophie and her mom leave and
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go to her Sophie's mom's hotel, and it looks like from the preview they're
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probably gonna break up or something, I hope, So, yeah, leave
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this dude. Yeah, the reason he's not with a woman near his own
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age is because there is no woman, American or otherwise who would put up
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with his bullshit. Facts. Yeah no, cap Next we get to Menuel
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and Ashley, and let me remind you man Well and Ashley are still arguing
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at the coffee shop in front of Manuel's friend Jonathan Sororiate and it's ridiculous,
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like they are so crazy yelling at each other. And then they get up
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to leave the coffee shop because they got to go take Jonathan back to each
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airport and somebody, just if you could just get me to the airport so
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I can go, oh, I would really appreciate, But no, Nope.
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Ashley's got to be bitchin'. Yep. She's pissed off at Manuel,
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which rightfully so, because Manuel acts like she doesn't do anything for him,
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doesn't support him at all, and she is, we established this last episode,
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she's paying for literally everything. She's a hard working girl. And then
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eventually Manuel like gives kind of a fake apology. He's like, well,
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I'm sorry, I love you, and she's like, okay, you know
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I love you too. And then and then they gotta go sort things out
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right in their pants, with their pants, which means going back into the
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coffee shop and going into a public restroom and fucking, which is I'm gonna
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be judgy. That is so scuzzy and dirty, and I have to we
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all have to picture it because we also hear the sound of them like rubbing
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up against each other, and I'm like, is he like Jackamberinger right now,
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and I'm thinking, like, how are we doing this? Are you
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like just lifting one your legs and he's scrunching up in there and just pow
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pow pow, Harley, you bending over like the toilet holding the rim of
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the toilet and he's getting you from behind. I mean, like, are
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you wearing glove? No? It is I could not get sexy. I
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could not my boy, my basement could not flood if I'm in some disgusting
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situation. I can't can't public ground, I can't go to a thrift store.
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I'm itchy. I can't go to a thrift store. Can you imagine
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my husband wanting to take me to the bathroom at the thrift store and knock
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one out. I'm just like it can I'm gonna get hide. It is
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so unsexy, Like what are you doing? I think this is so nasty.
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And the fact that TLC felt like it was okay to let us hear
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the sounds of it, I'm like, what, I feel violated. I
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feel so violated. And then they come out of the bathroom and they're like,
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yeah, we just had to talk some things out, and the producer's
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like, okay, in our pants whatever, and their friend is just waiting
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there and it's seems like he can hear stuff. Yeah, it seems like
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the people that work there, the staff and the other patrons, like they
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can actually hear that there's something going on in this bathroom. Yes, I
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mean, how uncomfortable. I know, and just like absolutely no shame to
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visit your neurotic horseshit on everybody else in the space for real, figure your
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shit out, I know. And I'm like, why do you guys always
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go back to sex? Like why is it that you guys that is all
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they have? That is all he can do for her to shut her up.
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That's terrible. But I mean, like he apologized and then she was
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the one that was like, Okay, let's go take care of this or
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something. So she's like the one that's wanting the sex all the time,
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like she's acting like she has to do it to please him. I'm like,
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no, bitch, you horny, that's fine, Like, but you
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guys have obvious problems in your relationship. You think maybe fix that face.
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It's really terrifying. But who am I to say because you were with impotent
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guy for them true uncensored anyway, back to the show. And by the
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way, if you're watching on YouTube right now, you probably noticed a hard
20:06
cut, and that happens from time to time in our episodes, and that's
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because we just censored the fuck out of ourselves because she called me out on
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something personal and I'm just like, we had to go there, but it's
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not appropriate for general consumption, and so we keep that on the Patreon.
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So if you want to hear all of our secrets because she's just bound and
20:25
determined to out her mother in law, then you want to go to Patreon
20:27
and check us out there because we release those uncensored videos every week, two
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a week, Yes, bitch. So let's get back to Manuel and Ashley.
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How they fucked in the public restroom and got whatever diseases they got late
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had I mean that they spread like a contagion. Later we're joined at their
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house or whatever. She gives them some crystal to hold next to his heart
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chakra so she can cleanse him off his bad energy. He's just in there
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like, you know, this is stupid, okay, and then she goes
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to leave because she's got to do a secret choreographed lesson dance lesson with her
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friend and her sister because she wants to dance real sexy for Menuel at their
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wedding, because Manuel loves it when she dances sexy. I believe it.
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I mean, hey, that's fine, work it. They're practicing their moves
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and she looks very pretty and it's a cool dance and I hope it goes
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over great. But that's not the point, yep, because these girls ultimately
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try to talk to her again and they're like, are you sure you want
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to marry this guy? Because every time it gets hard he runs away.
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Is he just using you for your money? Like? Are you okay with
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that? She gets very defensive anytime anybody reasonably challenges her. Yeah, really
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interesting to me because she's like she knows the red flags, Like everybody's showing
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her the red flags. It's clear as day. And Ashley's like, no,
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but like, the good outweighs the bad, Like does it the sex?
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You mean? The sex outweighs all of the bad because you guys can't
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communicate very well. And then she says some shit like well, the government's
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basically forcing us to get married because otherwise he'll get deported. And I'm like,
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ye, I mean I guess you chose to broad him bring him here
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and I can't want to. And they've known each other for like ten years,
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so right, she wants to get married, like, yes, it's
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her dream, this is what she wants. And I'm like, okay,
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you're gonna get what you want and check back with me and I don't know,
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a year and we'll see how it's going. Yeah, I want to
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see that hurricane wedding that she has me too. That is God literally telling
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getting the wedding she deserves, like, don't marry this guy. But ultimately
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Ashley's like whatever, you guys, Like, we fucked in a coffee shop.
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It was really sexy, and I just like, you know, I
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love him, so I'm gonna marry him. Like, Okay, have you
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had friends like that? They just won't listen to reason and they're like,
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okay, I can go up, do what it very well, just be
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here when it's over. M I have a few friends like them, like,
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I'm just let you learn your own lessons. Man, not gonna keep
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trying. I got other shit to do in my life for real, for
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real. Then we get to Nicki and Justin Igor and Nikki broke a nail
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She's gotta go to storyline the nail salon. And once she gets to the
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nail salon, the poor nail tech is like, so what brings you to
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Moldova? And Nikki just unloads all of her fucking bullshit problems on this poor
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nail tech and it's like, well, my man that I'm here for won't
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fuck me enough and he won't go down on me. And we used to
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have sex like five times in an accent, like a Modovan accent. I
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know what are you doing right now? She can understand English. You don't
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have to adopt your idea of a moldofin accent. I'm like, why are
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you talking so slow? Like she's stupid, like she can't understand you,
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Like, I don't know why she does. She does that to Igor too,
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I've noticed, why are you doing that idea? That's so cringe.
23:48
So anyway, she unloads on all of her bullshit to this nail tech and
23:52
who does not care and would really rather not hear any of this horseship from
23:56
you, Nikki exotica for real, And Nicki's got to ask her, like,
24:00
are all Moldovan men like this? They all like controlling and toxic masculinity
24:06
and the nail text like yeah, uh dup, Like, don't you know
24:10
where you are Europe? I think I have no idea where Moldova if we're
24:14
in like eastern Europe. This is what it is. Yeah, you've been
24:17
coming here for years. You should know that. Why you acting dumb?
24:21
So stupid? This whole producer planned storyline so dumb. And I did love
24:25
her outfit though, well yeah, I was all right, the green and
24:27
the pink. I was like, oh, I love those colors, sab
24:30
And then we go to the park or whatever where Igor has set up some
24:36
swan boat ride thing with Nicky a shoot and a miss, A shoot and
24:42
a miss, and she's not appreciative, and then, as usual, the
24:48
conversation devolves back again to sex. They get on the back of the boat
24:52
ride, they're on that bench, and she's like, so you brought up
24:56
threesomes and he's like, yes, it's a way for me to have sex
24:59
with you if I can just have it with another woman and you can watch,
25:02
I mean, it sounds great. Yeah, And so Nicky's like,
25:04
Okay, after we're married, I'm open to the idea that we can get
25:07
a threesome, but then you also have to reciprocate by allowing me to have
25:11
a threesome with two guys. And he's like absolutely not. Never. Never.
25:17
He's like, see, in a threesome with two girls, I get
25:19
to fuck the girl and you get to watch. But in a threesome with
25:22
a guy, I have to watch you fuck another man, and I don't
25:25
want to do that exactly. Like he's like he even he knows he's ridiculous,
25:33
he knows it's a double standard and that this is ridiculous, but he's
25:37
just like, I don't fucking care. You're clearly desperate. Yes, you're
25:41
desperado from my dick and for this marriage, and I'm not into it only
25:45
if you let me bring another woman into the bedroom. Like he's telling you
25:48
in plain language that we can kind of all understand sort of that he's just
25:55
not that into you. No, come on, Nikki, get into yourself
25:57
for a real value herself and dump this guy. Yes, But instead she's
26:03
like turning it around like, oh, he's just controlling and toxic or whatever.
26:06
And I'm like, okay, fine, break up. Then why do
26:08
you keep trying to simp for this guy and try to beg him to fuck
26:11
you when he obviously like, isn't attracted to you. Like we've been saying
26:15
this for several episodes. He keeps saying it to the camera too. He's
26:19
like, my mind loves her, but my body does not love her.
26:26
The reason she doesn't is because she doesn't believe she can get anybody else after
26:30
this. She's almost fifty years old. She's put all of her eggs in
26:33
this smoldovan basket, and she knows if he walks away from her, she
26:37
is going to struggle in the relationship department because the only thing for her that
26:41
affirms her value as a human is her pussy. Yeah, and somebody wanting
26:45
her pussy like she she doesn't under she doesn't know how to value herself.
26:48
Not to get all crazy and serious, but she does not know how to
26:52
value herself. And she doesn't think whatever is inside of her is worth attracting
26:56
somebody of value to her. All she can offer is her body, addi
27:00
yaddi and all of the makeup. And that's who she thinks she is.
27:07
And that's the saddest part of it all, just to see herself as better
27:11
than her parts. Right, I agree on and it's I mean, it's
27:15
honestly sad because I think Niggi deserves better, and she deserves a man who
27:19
actually wants to fucker a million times. And I believe she could find that
27:23
man totally. Yes, I believe that man is out there. Yeah,
27:26
she acts like she can't find anybody, and I'm like, you can,
27:29
like the world is endless. You're already in your DMS bur real. You
27:33
don't need to go to Moldova and try to get a tradman to get with
27:37
you when that's gonna clash with your personality because you a strong, independent woman.
27:41
So I don't know. Their whole storyline is so fucking stupid and the
27:45
time, I mean, it's the same thing every single time, the same
27:49
information, just packaged in a different ways, Like we get it, like
27:52
he's not there for you, he doesn't want to do it, and you
27:55
desperately want it, now, what right? I can't wait for him to
27:57
break up with her. I know what I get to that. I don't
28:00
know when is this shit gonna be over? I don't know. Each episode
28:03
is like a part of a vow, So I'm like, I think we're
28:07
leading up to the rest of the weddings. Oh, and we had said
28:10
a couple episodes ago, like nobody got married on this and I'm forgot about
28:15
them. We had forgotten about them already, so seen them in Forever and
28:21
they were so lame. So yeah, I think we've got at least Ashley
28:25
and Manuel's wedding, yes, and then maybe Clayton and Anale Yes, maybe
28:30
yes, but we'll see about that. Speaking of them, let's get to
28:33
Clayton and only. Okay, so Annally's crying in the bathroom because last episode,
28:38
Clayton was like, can you tell your family about me? Or like,
28:42
at least post about me on the IG and say that you have a
28:45
boyfriend of two years And she's like, you don't understand me. I'm talking
28:52
and I would rather break up, oh my god and do this one thing
28:55
for you, which is really shady. Yes, and you have to wonder
28:57
why mm hmm. And then she walks away from the weird steak dinner that
29:03
he grilled with those tiny baby, tiny baby hands, little little baby hands.
29:07
Yeah, she walks away, She goes to the bathroom. She cries
29:10
on the toilet. Yes, like, why are you crying over Clayton?
29:12
I know there's so many things on the planet right now, we could all
29:15
cry over why are we crying over? Clake? Why Clayton? And so
29:19
he's knocking on the door insistently, being like, can you come out now?
29:23
Can we talk? And then she finally opens the door only because she
29:26
wants to tell him to shut the fuck out, like we all die knocking
29:30
yes, And then they sit there and talk about it, and she's like,
29:33
well, you just don't get me, and he's like, well,
29:36
I had previous relationships where they hit me off of social media and then they
29:40
cheated on me, which is sad. And then Annie's like, oh,
29:44
that makes me sad for you, Clayton, so let me post about you
29:45
right now. Yeah. Though I was a little confused by that. Yeah,
29:49
it felt like she looked honestly moved by him saying that, Like she
29:53
looked a little teary. Yeah, and then she completely did what he wanted
29:59
anyway. So I'm like, well, why couldn't you have done that when
30:00
he asked you, I don't know, weeks ago to do it. Why
30:03
are you doing it now? I know this felt script it to me because
30:06
I'm like, you had to have posted that shit on social media before this
30:10
like maybe TLZ made her delete it and then posted like kind of like a
30:12
little fake out thing. This happened with the other way last season with Chikaina
30:18
and Sarper, the same fucking situation where he didn't post her on social media
30:22
and she wanted him to post him. So I don't know who cares.
30:26
She posted it with a sweet description Clayton was really happy and then he picks
30:30
her up and takes her to bin you and they got bumping and ring,
30:37
they were fucking. I mean, she's beautiful, I guess, but I
30:41
mean I just can't imagine Clayton just hopping on top and Jack Cameron for three
30:48
minutes and she like rolls over in size good night. I guess. I
30:55
was listening to My Thoughts podcast on this earlier and she was asking everybody like,
30:59
do you think Annalie spaking it? So? Do you think Nillie was
31:00
taking it? Yes? But they've had sex before, have they? Yes?
31:06
Maybe she can feel anything. I don't know. I don't think she
31:10
can feel anything, like because his dick is so small. Yes, oh
31:14
that is what I'm saying. And I don't think he has any game.
31:17
He has no social infrastructure in his life. He doesn't know how to have
31:21
friends. He doesn't certainly I don't think has an illustrious dating life that he's
31:26
experienced, and so he didn't know how to fuck. And even if he
31:30
has a little something down there, which I don't believe he does his hands,
31:33
I don't think he knows how to use it. So he's definitely pomp
31:37
and dump captain. Well, maybe he knows how to use this captain of
31:41
the pomp and dump team. Maybe he can eat the box. I've disgusted
31:47
at the thought. But he's looking down between your legs and seeing that little
31:52
head. Noah, And so Annilie is one of us. Yeah, she
31:56
feels the same way. If this girl marries him, I'm like, what
32:00
is your endgameing? I think she loves him though that's the theme. Really,
32:04
Yes, what redeeming value does this man have? I mean, and
32:07
I don't know. It would be one thing if he could provide like a
32:09
really great life for her, but he seems broke as fuck. I know.
32:13
They're like driving around San Diego the next day after he finally got laid
32:16
and she's like, it's beautiful over here. Can we move here? And
32:19
he's like, no, I can't afford it for you, me and my
32:22
mom, which means he's gonna have his mom living with them. He's already
32:25
planning to take his mom everywhere. I can't. Uh did he not discuss
32:30
that with her ahead of time? I don't think she expected it. I
32:34
think she was just like, what are we gonna do? Like have her
32:36
live in our closet forever? And he's like, yeah, why not?
32:42
I don't know, man, And then they start talking about the wedding.
32:45
Yes, and I guess only wants a bachelorette party with strippers, right,
32:52
which, you know, fine, so she can see a real man's penis,
32:54
a larger penis. Sorry, I'm terrible and I'm so metalani and apologize.
33:00
But maybe he's got a big dick. You don't know. I don't
33:02
know. I don't know. Don't body times those short boys, they will
33:06
surprise saying girl. So maybe she's getting it good. Doubt it, deeply
33:12
doubt that. I just can't imagine it anyway. So they start talking about
33:16
bachelorette parties and their wedding and she's like, I want lamas and guinea pigs
33:22
and animals and stuff to show, like our different cultures and he's like,
33:27
well, let me call my bitch sister and talk about it. And so
33:30
they call her up and he's like, so honorly wants all of these things
33:34
added to the wedding party. And she's just like, I meant doing any
33:37
of that, thank you. I respect that. Yeah, like absolutely,
33:39
I'm not gonna go hunt down some gerbils or hedgehogs or whatever and some lamas
33:45
for your dumb ass wedding. You can't even provide a cake, probably because
33:50
you're broke ass ho ass can't afford it. I know, I'm wondering if
33:53
we're going to see a wedding for them. I'm kind of hoping because I
33:57
want to see how bad it is that draw it is not terrible. I
34:00
just want to see it. So yeah, so cute what you just want
34:05
to see it? I do see their little tiny wedding. You know what?
34:12
You should say that it's a little tiny wedding. Yeah, with this
34:15
tiny TUSI yeah, I can't anyway, They're boring. Then we get to
34:22
Sam and Citra and Sam's dead, is hunting for aliens or something in the
34:28
front yard, right Bigfoot there's a big feet seat or something. That's on
34:30
the on the move in front of his house, and Saunds like, yeah,
34:34
and there were footsteps on the roof and something happened then night. I
34:37
don't know what it was, Like, what is this? This is a
34:40
producer bullshit too right? I mean it has to be. No. But
34:44
are you saying you don't believe in cryptids? No? I mean I do.
34:46
I'm just like, because that doesn't sound like a big foot encounter.
34:50
That sounds like a dog man encounter. You know, I'm into the dog
34:52
man you are. They are half man, half dog, hence the the
35:00
dog man. But they are like eight to ten feet tall. Oh,
35:02
they look very German shepherd wolf heads with these and they've got these big muscular
35:07
chests like a manse and they have man hands unlike Clayton. Are they similar
35:12
to were wolves? They are? They are similar to were wolves? Yes?
35:15
Oh, dang, scurry. Maybe that's what happened over at Sam's house.
35:21
Maybe you should contact Sam's dad and talk to him about it. Maybe
35:25
you're into that stuff. I am into that stuff. I fall asleep every
35:29
night listening to dog man encounters. She sends us some sad podcast to God,
35:37
and then Sam takes Cutra for a night on the town at Boozers.
35:42
That's some dive bar with the worst looking nachos ever and some fucked up tacos.
35:47
It literally looked like a bar that you'd see on bar rescue. Did
35:51
you watch such shows I did with John Taver I fucking love him Anyway,
35:54
They ordered these fruity ass drinks and then they go playpool and Sam's like teaching
36:00
her how to playpool by sticking his dick behind her. I'm just like totally
36:06
molesting. Should I say that? Yeah, No, it's true. Well,
36:09
I mean it's just like he's very horny. Yes, they're waiting obviously
36:13
because he has to convert into to Islam. Huh. And then they have
36:16
to get married and then they can get funky and do the deed. But
36:21
until then he can but he's really got the blue balls. He's humping up
36:24
owner. It's cringe. Now do you think they fucked before? He says
36:31
they haven't, But I'm like, I feel like you have because I think
36:36
He's talked about Citra being kind of a bad girl a couple episodes ago,
36:39
how she kind of likes to fool around, but she's trying to keep herself
36:43
pure and stuff. My sense was that they hadn't because I'm just taking her
36:49
at her word. But my other question is, is she pregnant? In
36:52
the interstitials where they're sitting next to each other and she's wearing that pink top,
36:55
Oh my god, kind of sticky out And I'm not like body shaming
37:00
her, yeah at all, as the biggest woman in the room, but
37:02
I'm just saying she kind of looks like she's got a baby bump. That
37:07
would be the second cast member that's pregnant, because Ashley's rumored to be pregnant.
37:10
Really, Ashley Manuel, yes, because they've been fucking so much.
37:15
Yeah, so that would be crazy if she's fucking pregnant with Sam's kid.
37:20
Why, I know that genetic line must live on. What would we do
37:23
as a human race with that Sam's genetic line? She's such a beautiful girl,
37:30
like, you could do so much better. I mean, you can't
37:32
tell women anything, honey, Oh you can't. They fall in love.
37:36
They won't hear a thing. I don't get it. And so then when
37:38
they're playing pool, Sam asks what are the things he's gonna have to give
37:43
up when he converts to Islam? You should know this if you're trying to
37:46
convert stupid. Yes, and so she's like alcohol and pork, which you
37:52
could never you can never give up pork. I love the pig. I'm
37:54
from Hawaii, Yeah, where we put the pig in the ground with some
37:59
tea. We roast that pig, and we eat that pig. I will
38:01
eat a pig every day. That sounds so, But there's something in the
38:05
pig, some sort of a parasite or something you can actually pass through the
38:09
blood brain barrier and infect your fucking brain. It's like one of the like
38:14
three foods that you can eat that can start fucking with your brain and give
38:17
you dementia, which maybe explains about things. So you really got to cook
38:22
your pig. Yeah, but I love it. Yeah, you can't get
38:24
that trick andsis No, So he can't have booze. H, he can't
38:28
have pig. Yeah, he can't watch porn. No. He certainly can't
38:30
do cocaine. No, he can't do that suboxin. No. And he
38:35
starts saying that. He's like, Oh, it's gonna be hard for me
38:37
to not want to do things, because you know, when you don't,
38:39
when you can't do things, makes you want to do it even more.
38:43
I'm like, okay, so you're talking about drugs. Yeah, he's jonesying
38:45
already. Like, dude, you're just admitting now that, like the subox
38:49
zone that wasn't in a prescription bottle. I don't know if I believe him
38:52
that he's going to a doctor for it's okay, I I there was a
38:57
post on Reddit. Will you give me a moment so I can go put
39:00
Yeah? Okay, all right, I got my phone. Okay, So
39:01
this was posted in the ninety day Fiance Uncensored supbreddit by somebody named bite.
39:07
Oh honey. The name of this post or the title of this post is,
39:10
I'd like some additional opinions on Sam. I'm not going to read the
39:15
entire thing because there's some personal information here as well. I know she put
39:17
it on a public forum, but I don't want to like get into it.
39:22
But she says this. I put off watching the two episodes since the
39:24
break until yesterday. Sam's story is so egregious it beggars belief. His newest
39:31
story to explain his drug arrest had a deviation from the first story that he
39:36
told when he explained to Citra the suboxin was his, but he was no
39:40
longer in the care of that suboxin doctor, so he was charged not because
39:46
the suboxin wasn't in the appropriate container. Spoiler ahead for those who don't read
39:52
outside of the episode. Spoiler is what the show isn't telling us is he
39:58
was also arrested at the time with paraphernalia and cocaine during the traffic stop.
40:02
We've seen him drinking, which can be dangerous due to cross addiction. His
40:07
hand also has an infection of some kind, an infection that resembles a swelling
40:14
that I've personally seen on addicts that divert their suboxin and shoot it up in
40:19
the small veins on the top of their hand. Sam doesn't seem sober or
40:23
even clean of his drug of choice during his scenes. He's sweaty, he's
40:28
slurring, his eyes are darting. And then she said some personal stuff which
40:32
I won't put into but oh, I thought that was really interesting. I
40:37
had not noticed anything about his hand neither. Now I'm gonna be looking yep,
40:40
I'm gonna be in hand, which he's saying is an infection wow,
40:45
which could be from a dirty needle. And we also saw pictures of him
40:47
from when he was a teenager and he had like a full on jaw.
40:52
So I guess he's being questioned on his social media like, well, what
40:57
happened do you have no teeth? Yes, people are asking him like what
41:00
happened to your face and not saying anything did. But he's just like,
41:04
no, that's just my dad, that's the genes. I look like my
41:07
dad. But when you look back at his pictures as a teenager, he
41:10
had a fuller jaw, yeah, and all his teeth. So I don't
41:15
know. I think he's I think he's in my opinion, well, he's
41:17
obviously a drug addict, he said to himself, but I think he's continuing
41:22
to use yea. And I worry about Sweet Citra because I personally don't think
41:25
that she gave him her virginity. I think she's waiting. I think she's
41:29
a good Muslim girl. Yeah, she probably is. And I just feel
41:31
bad that like she's coming to America with all this bullshit, not only that
41:37
he might have to go to jail, but that he's like still addicted to
41:39
drugs probably and still doing it. Like the fact that he even said the
41:43
verbiage in this episode of like it's gonna be hard for me to stop doing
41:46
things that I'm not supposed to do. And I'm like, you're literally talking
41:50
about drugs, my guy, So what are you waiting to convert to Islam?
41:53
He's waiting to marriage. He's waiting to trap her. That's what I
41:58
don't know abusers do. And they go through a honeymoon period where everything is
42:02
so great, and then they get married and they knock up their wife and
42:07
then all of a sudden, they start to reveal who it is that they
42:08
are. So I think he's just waiting to get her married because she's going
42:12
to be loath to leave him because she's a religious girl, yes, for
42:16
sure. And then if she is pregnant, God, I'm just worry about
42:21
it. That's terrible. His whole family, I mean, they're all crazy,
42:24
like his mom. Mom is totally on drugs too, and I don't
42:29
know what the dad's doing, but he's weird. He's checked out, honey,
42:31
he's on some flying saucer. Yeah, in the pliades in his mind
42:35
listening to dog Man's Well, there's nothing wrong with that dog Man encounters,
42:42
but god, I just feel really bad. And then later in the episode,
42:45
they go and meet Citru's dad, who just flew in with Citru's two
42:50
sisters I forget their names, and they're meeting him at the hotel, and
42:53
then Sam's talking about the two sisters and how they're kind of mean girls and
42:58
they're kind of bitchy, and I'm like, well, they're just of you
43:00
because you're supposed to take care of their sister and you're a fucking drug addict,
43:04
right and you might have to go to jail and you have to worry
43:06
about it. Yeah, yeah, trying to decide whether they're going to take
43:08
Citra with them or not. And so they're obviously assessing the situation. Yes,
43:15
And so they go to the hotel and herman, Citra's dad gives him,
43:19
you know, kind of a big hug or whatever, and is like
43:21
happy to see him, uh huh. And he's got one eye on that
43:24
guy for real, totally. And Sam's not telling him anything yet, He's
43:29
waiting for the perfect time. I hate him. I don't like him at
43:34
all. I really hate it. I think he's he's setting her up.
43:37
It's all a big setup, yeap, it really is. Why does she
43:40
love him? Why does she even like him? He has nothing to offer,
43:45
like when we get to the mosque that he didn't do any research.
43:47
He's not taking his conversion seriously. No, he doesn't even know how to
43:52
address them and respond to them. It's just like, oh, it's disrespectful,
43:55
Yes, it really is. And I'm just like, dude, why
43:59
are you converted for this girl? Like you're only doing it just so you
44:02
can get late. That's literally it. Now. I'm like, you could
44:05
probably find another girl that's not this religious girl that you know has purity and
44:10
everything, Like you're gonna ruin her, Like you're really gonna ruin her with
44:15
your fucking drug use and if you got her fucking pregnant because you're stupid and
44:20
didn't use a condom or something. Now she's literally trapped. Now she's got
44:23
your fucking baby probably and you're off in jail doing suboxone, and she's gonna
44:29
go back to Indonesia. I actually think she's a very smart girl. I
44:31
think she's got a really good support system in her family. I think if
44:35
she's in trouble, all she has to do is call herman. Herman's gonna
44:37
come and get her. She's gonna take her and the baby. Yeah,
44:39
back to Indonesia and Sam is gonna have to litigate that to get the baby
44:43
back. So I don't think he's gonna do that because he's gonna be spending
44:45
all of his money on drugs. I know. Well, that's if she
44:47
even tells her dad, because she hasn't told her dad any of this stuff,
44:51
which I'm kind of surprised because I think she wants Sam to tell him,
44:54
because Sam is the man, and he needs to tell her father and
45:00
herman I feel like, is not gonna take it well. I mean in
45:04
this episode, he's like, well, if he does anything that's gonna harm
45:07
my daughter or like she's gonna be in danger or whatever, I'm taking her
45:10
back to Indonesia, Like I'm flying her back immediately. So I'm gonna just
45:15
give a spoiler. If you don't want to know whether they end up together,
45:16
then go ahead and like advance it about twenty seconds. But as it
45:21
turns out, they do end up getting married. So and he also doesn't
45:23
go to jail, so he gets the deviation. Is that what it's called,
45:27
Yeah, diversion, He gets the diversion and they end up getting married
45:31
and they stay together, and I don't know why I just know that it
45:36
is. I just hope he's sober. Then, I really hope he's sober.
45:39
There to dream Beatriz God. I wonder if we're gonna see them on
45:43
regular ninety day happily ever after I guess I don't know. They need the
45:47
money, he needs the drug money. Maybe. Oh, last, but
45:51
not least, we get to Gino and Jasmine. Okay, and Gino's got
45:55
a surprise, a lovely surprise for Jasmine. She gets all dressed up in
46:00
that beautiful dress he's got like rose petals, out to a nice candle at
46:05
dinner. He's gonna give her a ring and repropose to her with a diamond
46:09
ring that she deserves. And it's like really sweet. It's like talking about
46:14
how much he loves her. He's like very romantic. Yes, he is
46:16
pulling out her chair for different side too. I know, I was very
46:21
surprised, and he just seemed like very light and happy to be with her.
46:24
Jasmine seemed very happy to be with him. For some reason. She
46:29
hasn't verbally abused him for the last twenty four hours, so he's trying to
46:32
come out of his shell and see if it's safe. But even during the
46:36
dinner, she's got to bring up her ex and be like, you know,
46:37
normally I don't go for your type. I go for hot, muscular,
46:42
blonde guys, you know that have big dicks and stuff and fucking good
46:46
god. And you know, just like you can see the life kind of
46:50
drain from him a little bit. And she's like, but I love you.
46:53
I love you and your bullt head, your brown eyes, like you're
46:57
my soulmate. Right. And so after the dinner, after he proposes and
47:00
she cries, still happy, go back up to their hotel room and probably
47:04
bang and she probably peas on him, right. And then the morning after
47:09
everything just the asterlow of coitus. It's been such a fantastic vacation in Miami.
47:19
She's warm in her body and in her spirit. She's so in love
47:22
with Gino, and so the first thing she thinks she should do is ruined
47:25
that ruin it immediately ruins it, and Gino's like, this is the happiest
47:32
we've ever been, Like this is so great. And then Jasmine's like,
47:36
well, I've been keeping something from you. Can't you wait back, wait
47:38
until you get back to Michigan, Like go back to the apartment, get
47:43
back into your normal routine, like, let the magic be magical, right,
47:47
but she got to fucking ruin everything. Yeah, she's crazy, low
47:51
key. I like, what is wrong with you? BPD? Probably borderline
47:54
person. I mean, I'm not a doctor. I'm not diagnosing anybody on
47:58
the internet, but I think is borderline person. Some I'm wrong with her
48:00
unlader. Yes, she just can't be steady, stable and happy. It's
48:05
always got to be like this. Some people are habituated to chaos, and
48:09
even though they get into a different relationship with another person who's not terrible or
48:14
abusive, they have to manufacture the chaos because it's what they are used to.
48:17
And Jasmine strikes me as somebody like that. And let me ask you
48:22
this, have we ever learned about in previous seasons, like her childhood and
48:27
what that was like? I don't think so. If we have, I
48:30
don't remember it, okay, because she strikes me as somebody who had a
48:35
lot of childhood trauma. M she might have a lot of childhood trauma and
48:38
maybe like CPTSD, and she's just got like personality issues as a result of
48:44
that. And she's not going to therapy, she's not taking care of herself
48:46
in that way, so she just barfs it all over Gino and anybody else
48:51
in the space. Well, and I think she kind of likes it,
48:53
Like I think she likes to put Gino down and belittle him, and like,
48:57
I don't know if it's a weird fucking kink that have or what,
49:00
because she does pee on him. I have to remind you, just like,
49:05
but I don't get it because right after all this beautiful night and this
49:08
beautiful trip in Miami, you guys had no fights. Right then she brings
49:13
up, oh, yeah, by the way, my ex partially paid for
49:15
my ass in plants. But don't worry. It's not because we're fucking or
49:19
anything, even though I bring it up every time we have a fight that
49:22
he fucks me better than you and he's got such a nice thing to go
49:25
fuck him, Yes, but don't worry. We're just friends. He did
49:29
this as our wedding gift. He did it for you, Gino, because
49:32
you love my ass so much. And Gina's just like devastated, key in
49:37
his face, He's just like, really, you fucking ruined everything by just
49:42
bringing that up, and Jess just like ee, right, And then that's
49:46
how it ends right, and then in the preview, they get back to
49:51
Michigan and he's bringing something up. They're fighting. They're arguing about something.
49:55
Uh huh, do you remember what it was, because I have already forgotten.
49:59
I think it was a about her ex, probably about the axe.
50:00
And then she's stomping up the stairs saying like I'd rather be with him,
50:05
or I'm gonna go fuck him, or he's a better lover or whatever,
50:07
just being an abusive piece of shit to Gino again. And don't get me
50:09
wrong, Geno is awful. I know. I don't like Gino at all.
50:13
Oh, and something about his ex girlfriend who is blackmailing her, And
50:17
maybe Gino was saying something like, uh, Jasmine was at fault for that
50:22
or something. I don't know. But they're having a big ass fucking argument
50:25
and we're going down the drain again. Yeah, she's literally screaming at him
50:30
with a knife in her hand. I'm like, she's fucking scary. Yeah,
50:32
And then she screams up the stairs as like I don't want to marry
50:35
this fucking idiot, Like, oh my god, what the fuck happened?
50:37
Now? I can't with then go back to Panama for a real, stop
50:42
it already, like why are you guys together? And it's hard for me
50:45
because sometimes with them, I think it's scripted, and I think they're just
50:49
putting on a part just to get clout and money. I think those are
50:52
real tears. When he's crying, Yeah, they're having that sense sense,
50:55
not sensitive, but like that sentimental moment. And I think that he's like
51:00
feeling very warm for her when she's talking about accepting his family. I think
51:04
when she's crying, it feels real. I do think they're probably prolonging the
51:09
relationships they can stay on camera and collect a check because he never went back
51:14
to work and she don't work either. That's probably why they stay in the
51:17
situation. But they should not be in this relationship, not at It is
51:22
terrible, so fucking toxic. And then in the preview we also have Sophie's
51:28
mom is like, why are you with Rob the knob? He's the fucking
51:30
worst, period, And Rob's also talking shit to his friends about Sophie again,
51:36
right, nobody cares. Just break for real. NICKI and igorgo horseback
51:43
riding, why only to talk again about sex? And as I'm riding this
51:47
horse, I am imagining myself having sex with you. Now, let's fight
51:51
about that again. And she's literally like getting up and like twerking on the
51:53
horse. I just that's all she has to offer, That's what she thinks.
51:58
She it's all she has to offer. It's grint. It's really bad.
52:00
It's so good. I'm sick of me too. And then Manuel and
52:04
Ashley are still fighting about money again, but this time at Niagara Falls,
52:07
okay, and I don't know all these other people. I'm like, are
52:10
you gonna fuck on the boat at Niagara Falls? Because you guys, all
52:16
they do is fight and fuck. Yep. And then Citra's dad meets Sam's
52:21
dad and then Sam breaks it to Citra's dad herman that oh, by the
52:25
way, I have to go to jail so we'll get to see his reaction.
52:30
Yeah. And then Clayton's mom is like low key racist as fuck to
52:37
Anna Lan and she's like, why can't she cook American food? Why can't
52:39
she speaking? Fuck? Get out of here, hoarder? I mean,
52:43
I don't get it. I don't either. Hey, I don't know how
52:45
old this woman is. Maybe she's sixty, maybe she's in her fifties,
52:50
But like you were, probably born in the sixties. I mean, we
52:53
have come along. We should be farther along than some curmudgeon woman saying xenophobic
53:00
bullshit like that. Like what the fuck? I know, Like, what
53:02
are you even saying? I'm shocked, Like I'm perpetually shocked that people actually
53:07
think and feel that way. I know that they are in Kentucky though,
53:10
Well, I mean, I think Kentucky's beautiful. I love to k It's
53:15
scored a lot of good people in Kentucky. Yeah, but I was just
53:17
like, wow, And he also expects to take his mom with them wherever
53:22
they go. I know, I don't know why, because he feels the
53:24
need to support her. And I'm like, well, do we all do
53:28
not have a job? Sorry, well, she doesn't have a job and
53:30
she's a hoarder. Do we all forget about the storage unit of all of
53:32
her bullshit that was stuffed full to the brim, Like, she's probably doesn't
53:37
have a home because she hoarded it out. She can fucking work, Yeah,
53:40
she sits in that apartment all day in the fucking closet with the hedgehogs
53:44
and the chihuahuas. I'm like, get a fucking job, go to wall
53:46
or be a greed or do something for real, like, I just can't.
53:50
I could never imagine visiting myself upon my children except for you to expect
53:54
it. Please do expect. No, I'm not gonna put you in a
53:57
home. But I just couldn't imagine visiting myself upon my child that way,
54:01
living in his fucking closet so much so that he can't bone his girlfriend or
54:06
why right? Who is this lady? She's preposterous for real? And then
54:09
you're gonna bitch about the lovely food that she's making, the Pervian food,
54:13
and you're gonna be like, it's not American. Why can't she make a
54:15
cheese bird? God? Oh my god, for real? Fuck for real,
54:22
I can't stand them. That's it though. That's the breathing for me
54:24
too. Yeah, okay, Well, it feels to me like we're maybe
54:30
starting to wrap up. I mean, how much more can we actually do
54:34
with the same storylines for ninety fiance, But it feels like we're wrapping it
54:37
up. I hope. So maybe we have like one more episode. I'm
54:40
hoping we'll tell then a finale. Well, they would say next time on
54:45
the season finale. We got at least to at least too, So they're
54:47
taking us through January at least maybe part of February, and then we'll have
54:52
the seventeen tell alls, which you are forcing us to cover yeah on this
54:55
podcast, like why because the raccoons will want it. Really Yeah, they're
55:00
going to complain if we don't do the tell all going to complain. We're
55:02
going to be all steep in Vanderpump rules. Yeah, I'm sure they're gonna
55:07
be like, you need to finish it out right, all right, back
55:09
me up, y'all. Okay, I'll do it. If you want to
55:12
do it, I'll do it. We'll do it. We got to see
55:14
it through. Okay, Well this was fun. Yeah, I had a
55:17
good time. Is there anything else that we need to say to these beautiful
55:22
raccoons Beatrice, Well, if you love our podcast, you'd better be going
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55:34
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55:37
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55:39
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55:46
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