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Cleanin' Out The Sound Fridge May 20, 2024! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: You gotta do it once in a while or it
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  Speaker 1: gets disgusting. It's cleaning out the sound fridge.
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  Speaker 2: I'm one more.
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  Speaker 3: So that's that's when we played clips that we've had
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  Speaker 3: on the list for a while and uh and they
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  Speaker 3: didn't get him on the radio show. But this one
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  Speaker 3: particularly was from Saturday Night Live a couple of weeks ago,
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  Speaker 3: and Michael and I discussed it before the show two
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  Speaker 3: weeks ago whether or not we thought we could air
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  Speaker 3: it on the radio show and decided we shouldn't, but
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was the funniest joke of the night.
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  Speaker 3: But we can do it on the podcast. Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: This year's most popular baby names for boys were Liam
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  Speaker 4: and Noah. Great another generation of pussies?
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  Speaker 2: What what? How does he figure? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 2: just I don't know why. I thought that was so funny,
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  Speaker 2: and I think it's don't either. I think it's because.
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  Speaker 3: I think the fact that Colin is kind of so
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  Speaker 3: metro makes it funny.
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  Speaker 2: Also, that's just an odd joke.
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  Speaker 3: It was funny though, with those names. Speaking of the
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  Speaker 3: flag football game tournament that has at you gotta narrow
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  Speaker 3: it down on some names like Noah's. You're Liam's here.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, there's some names. There's just like five of
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  Speaker 3: each on every team.
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  Speaker 2: The one we gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: At, Liam J and Liam R. Yeah, Liam, Little Liam
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  Speaker 1: whatever it.
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  Speaker 3: When I was a kid, there's like six mics in
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  Speaker 3: every class I was in. Things become boggilter.
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  Speaker 2: Sure we get through it together, don't we?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Do so?
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  Speaker 2: Clean? Nuts sound Fridge, I'm Michael, Thanks metal guy.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of Saturday Night Live, I another generation of pussies.
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  Speaker 2: What I haven't watched s n L yet.
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  Speaker 1: I usually watch it, you know, down the line, watch
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  Speaker 1: the videos and stuff, but we can't update. Is funny
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  Speaker 1: Colin Shust and Michael Chair really funny. And I love
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  Speaker 1: it when they write each other jokes that they have
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  Speaker 1: to do. They're usually you know, terribly politically incorrect, et cetera. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: there are a couple more we didn't get to during
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  Speaker 1: the show. I want to hear them hit us with
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  Speaker 1: number two, would you, Michael? And does this explain itself?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? It kind of does.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, alright, I invited an actual practicing rabbi Clean.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome Rabbi Joe.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you tell the first show?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just as excited as all of you pro
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  Speaker 4: Palestinian protesters walked out of Jerry Seinfeld's commencement address at
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  Speaker 4: Duke University, and I think that's disgraceful. During these difficult times,
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  Speaker 4: it's important to support our jew as friends. That's why
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  Speaker 4: the only chance you'll hear from me is free Weinstein.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That was been comfortable in half a dozen different ways.
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  Speaker 1: I'd say, wow, wow, surely this one will be better.
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  Speaker 1: Number seven, Michael, A growing number of.
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  Speaker 3: Black men feel like the Trump and Biden campaigns are
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  Speaker 3: not actually trying to ford true relationships and just want
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  Speaker 3: their votes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: During a new interview, I thought that was pretty GOINGNBC
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  Speaker 4: News Steve Mannon called himself the voice of Maga and
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  Speaker 4: also the face of gout.
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  Speaker 2: A bit of a visual there, I guess, well, you
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  Speaker 2: know what he looks like? Not good? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, So let's see what else we have. Is
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  Speaker 1: that Kevin Costner trailer?
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  Speaker 2: Any good? Michael? I don't particular what what's interesting about this?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know the backstory on this? I don't believe.
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  Speaker 2: I do so Kevin.
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  Speaker 3: Costner, who's quite wealthy, although less wealthy since this divorce,
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  Speaker 3: And then I'll do that to you Uh, has like
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  Speaker 3: mortgaged his one thousand acre ranch and borrowed money and
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  Speaker 3: everything like that to make this, these movies, this series
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  Speaker 3: of movies that are so important to him that he
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  Speaker 3: couldn't get made that he wanted to.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: It's an artistic expression and it's a Western and it's
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  Speaker 3: supposed to look at it from the angle of the
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  Speaker 3: cowboys and the Native Americans and everybody and everything like that.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, wow, now you got my attention. Clip thirteen.
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  Speaker 3: Please, Michael, think from here somebody you want to say,
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  Speaker 3: I will tell you this.
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  Speaker 2: In these territories, then I'll come try you. I will
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  Speaker 2: take from you too. You are white clean from this
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  Speaker 2: leg I'm just saying that's some of you might want
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  Speaker 2: to keep in mind.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think, all right, it's either greater or it's not.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll have to watch it to know.
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  Speaker 2: I was reading about that that's gonna run three hours. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he made Dances with Wolves that was like two
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  Speaker 3: days long and it won every Oscar that.
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  Speaker 2: Year, and I'll watch it at home and pause. It
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  Speaker 2: isn't needed. Yeah, exactly, his Dances with Wolves.
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  Speaker 3: There's hardly a better example of a movie that one
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  Speaker 3: best picture that has less mind share than Dances with Wolves.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know anybody who ever quotes it talks about it.
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  Speaker 2: I never watched it.
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  Speaker 3: I liked it, but I saw it in the theater
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  Speaker 3: and have never watched another minute since.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I liked it very much, but I agree with you.
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  Speaker 1: Which movie did it beat out? It's often mentioned as
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  Speaker 1: one of those classic oscars got it wrong. We can
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  Speaker 1: check on that easily enough. And by Katie Oh.
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  Speaker 3: It was the same year as Good Fellaws. Give me
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  Speaker 3: a break. Goodfellas is the opposite of everything I said, goodflur.
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  Speaker 3: I hear a Goodfella's quote almost every day of my
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  Speaker 3: life and will never flip through channels ever and not
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  Speaker 3: pause on it if I come across it.
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  Speaker 1: That's completely how many wolves are in it? Zero wolves?
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  Speaker 1: Stupid movie.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, Goodfellas, that should get some sort of honorary looking back, Oscar, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we got it well please.
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  Speaker 1: Shakespeare in Love saving Private Eye, Yeah, I mean, at
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  Speaker 1: the least you could make the argument Dances with Wolves
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  Speaker 1: was a hell of a great movie. Visually it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was arresting for something that long. It's just it
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  Speaker 1: was a really good movie.
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  Speaker 3: Shakespeare in Love winning the Oscar for best picture. Oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, o freaking you combine Shakespeare with Gwyneth Paltrow.
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  Speaker 1: Wo oh please, it's vomit on top of vomit, chain
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  Speaker 1: of vomit. All right, this is a self explanatory sixteen Michael.
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  Speaker 7: In Paris a brazen jewelry heist. Armed robbers on motorbikes
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  Speaker 7: force their way into the Harry Winston store in broad
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  Speaker 7: daylight on Saturday, breaking display cases and swiping jewelry before
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  Speaker 7: making their getaway. Losses are estimated to be in the
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  Speaker 7: millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Millions of dollars, And what is the weird thing that
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  Speaker 3: human beings have? If you can steal millions of dollars,
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  Speaker 3: we're all kind of like fascinated and admired a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: But if you steal a iPhone a.
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  Speaker 1: Couple thousand bucks worth of leather jackets, I want you
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  Speaker 1: jailed forever, here, scumbag.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I want these guys jail forever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I saw daring jewel heist. I pictured
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  Speaker 1: somebody clambered up a wall like a fly and then
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  Speaker 1: living the high life while making coy answers to probing
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  Speaker 1: questions about whether he might have been involved that sort
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  Speaker 1: of classy jewel of yesterdayear not hammers and motorcycles.
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  Speaker 2: You don't think he could.
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  Speaker 3: Get just millions of dollars by smashing glass and grabbing stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Not anymore. But the world's going to have to adjust
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  Speaker 2: to civilization crumbling.
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  Speaker 7: How about seventeen the spectacular sight over parts of Europe.
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  Speaker 7: A blue and green fireball shrinking through the sky over
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  Speaker 7: Portugal in Spain early Saturday morning. The European Space Agency
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  Speaker 7: says it was a piece of a comet, traveling it
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  Speaker 7: close to one hundred thousand miles an hour. They finally
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  Speaker 7: disappeared over the Atlantic Ocean.
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  Speaker 2: That's how fast moving commet. That's how fast comets go
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  Speaker 2: on hundred thousand miles an hour, how fast that comet
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  Speaker 2: went dispair, just disappeared over the ocean. They have no
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  Speaker 2: no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they usually have the time to watching it. It's
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  Speaker 1: like the president of Iran. He crashed over there somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where. And finally, this, this is a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a thought provoker. This is about why people
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  Speaker 1: are not getting married and having kids these days. It's
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  Speaker 1: a clip seventy five courtesy of the Michael Knowles podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Women Divorce, Men, seventy to eighty percent of the time.
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  Speaker 5: I would argue in relationships, it's probably similar. Men are
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  Speaker 5: leaving women are so to a guy's point of view,
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  Speaker 5: he's going to commit to this girl, and what does
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  Speaker 5: he get. He doesn't get purity anymore, you know these hoes.
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  Speaker 5: He doesn't get youth anymore. So it doesn't get either
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  Speaker 5: of those things. A lot of times she already has
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  Speaker 5: a kid, so he's not fulfilling his mating strategy. On
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  Speaker 5: top of that, even if he does find a good
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  Speaker 5: woman that maybe has the qualities he's looking for, she
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  Speaker 5: was gonna want him to marry her, right, And what
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  Speaker 5: does he get out of that? Oh, she can leave
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  Speaker 5: and take half and take my kids. And she's paid
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  Speaker 5: to take my kids away from me. She gets more
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  Speaker 5: money if she takes my children. And so from the
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  Speaker 5: men's point of view, they're just kind of like fit
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  Speaker 5: because like, women aren't wives nowadays, and what do they
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  Speaker 5: get out of it?
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  Speaker 3: Like metter logical, I I agree that many of the
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  Speaker 3: law are set up that are anti family, that encourage
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  Speaker 3: divorces opposed to discourage it, which I think is unfortunate.
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  Speaker 3: That first part, though, they don't get purity what year
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  Speaker 3: is this?
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  Speaker 2: These hoes? What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting hoes in your marriage? And and it's one sided,
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  Speaker 1: but that do you not get Snoop Dogg. But it's
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  Speaker 1: just it's just it's just it's just the woman's side though,
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  Speaker 1: she's got to be pure. He can do whatever he wants.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell is that? Joe Getty cites Snoop Dogg
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  Speaker 2: lyric Ah, that is huge, by the way, well done,
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  Speaker 2: thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here all week. Uh unless I die all theme.
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling much better. Dum yeah, yeah, yeah that part.
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  Speaker 1: She obviously has a very traditional view of sex, sexuality
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  Speaker 1: and marriage, that sort of thing, which is fine. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: some of that I found compelling. Though you don't get
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  Speaker 1: youth because year old. What right.
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  Speaker 2: You're marrying some old hoes already got a kid? You know.
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  Speaker 3: The idea of an old hoe is going to take
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  Speaker 3: half my money. That's not that appealing when you put
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  Speaker 3: it that way.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's her point, beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Is that what's waiting for me out there? God, I
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  Speaker 3: will be single the rest of my life. The only
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  Speaker 3: thing you get to choose from old hose who want
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  Speaker 3: half your money.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think that's the case.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, and then I don't actually know eighty three. This
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  Speaker 1: is from the other day when Burgess Owens, who was
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  Speaker 1: a congressman, was grilling Secretary Cardona.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that was the guy who wouldn't answer the question.
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  Speaker 1: You'd think it's cool if your daughter has to compete
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  Speaker 1: am against boys and sports. How about if she undresses
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  Speaker 1: in front of boys in locker room? You okay with that?
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  Speaker 1: And he wouldn't answer, would you allow your daughter to
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  Speaker 1: fight a boy? I know we have not finalized our regulation.
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  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. But then Burgess Owens comes out with
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  Speaker 1: a Cherokee proverb. But go ahead, and Michael, eighty three.
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  Speaker 6: We just slimter seed this real quickly. A Cherokee proverb
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  Speaker 6: that says a man's highest calling is to protect women,
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  Speaker 6: so she is free to walk the earth unharmed. I'll
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  Speaker 6: say this, Missus Sectary, before I go into this next topic.
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  Speaker 6: With all due respect, I pray that our country will
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  Speaker 6: never ever have the vision that your policies are now
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  Speaker 6: driving us toward. In terms of manhood. It's a vision
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  Speaker 6: that teaches our boys that harming girls is no big deal.
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  Speaker 6: I pray that remain a country that produces overwhelming mass
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  Speaker 6: majorities of men who feel the way I do about
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  Speaker 6: my girls. I will give my life in a heartbeat
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  Speaker 6: for my girls, and the blessings I have is they
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  Speaker 6: have no doubts about that. The means of men and
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  Speaker 6: women across this country that do not have faith, do
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  Speaker 6: not trust in you protecting our girls because the policies
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  Speaker 6: you can't see yes or no. Two. By the way,
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  Speaker 6: those are not very hard in questions. As a father,
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  Speaker 6: it's either yes or no, and you could not answer that.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, let's let's bring that over for the radio show tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: All those clips because that got too little attention.
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  Speaker 2: Way to go, Burgess.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hadn't heard that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a good man, not like one of those
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  Speaker 1: old hoes. Right, he knows better. No, it's better than
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  Speaker 1: to go with an old hoe. Please take half your stuff.
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  Speaker 3: That's I've ever said.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, needing to be said. Huh, Well, I guess
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  Speaker 2: that's it.