Latest / Reality TV Cringe / 127: Sister Wives Rewind - Infertility & Nesting (S4 E5) / 90 Day Fiance (S10 E17)
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- 3:13All right, we are starting with Sister Wives, honey, Yes,
- 3:17we are on season four. We are into episode five entitled Infertility and Nesting.
- 3:28What's the nesting about? It's the houses, oh so Christine, Janelle,
- 3:32well everybody. They're trying to manifest the gated community and the call de
- 3:38Sac with the four houses, and so that's what this episode it's about.
- 3:43It's about the houses. It's about fundamental fitness, honey, because, as
- 3:47you may recall, this is Janelle's passion, it's her dream. She's been
- 3:53exercising for a few months since she's got her life back now and she can
- 3:57go on hikes again. And now she wants to spend twenty three thousand dollars
- 4:01a month for a ten thousand square foot gym, and she's going to need
- 4:04one thousand members in or least to pay that rent. She's excited about it
- 4:10though. Yeah, so we're going to talk about that, and then of
- 4:13course we have to go on the IVF journey. Oh, this is so
- 4:16marrying Cody. Yeah, the depressing journey of her infertility struggles, which is
- 4:21really bad. There was actually a lot of information in this very brief half
- 4:26an hour episode that we're going to get into, starting with the Called de
- 4:30Sac. Yeah, we meet the adults out at the Call de Sac,
- 4:33and so two of the homes are almost done. Yep. And let me
- 4:39ask you, because I don't know. I wasn't there at the beginning,
- 4:42but is this the call de Sack we're ultimately going to end up in?
- 4:45Yeah, bitch, Okay, So these are the houses, the biggest house
- 4:48book. I know, they're huge. I don't know how much money they
- 4:53are. Didn't you look up something? Yeah? Well, I mean I
- 4:55looked up a blog from back in the day and they were saying that each
- 4:59of those were approximately four hundred and fifty thousand doll hairs, which means four
- 5:05of the houses would be about one point eight million doll hairs. Damn,
- 5:11which is a lot of money for these people. I mean, these people
- 5:15can't keep anything like any money at all. Robin's in fucking debt, Cody's
- 5:19not working. Well, he's working in marketing, not really, which is
- 5:24MLM. Well, I think he is working in marketing. I just don't
- 5:26know how many coins he's bringing. And I do know he's bringing in that
- 5:29rose gold Nissan that's it, which did make an appearance in this episode.
- 5:33But yeah, that is a lot of money for this family. Yeah,
- 5:39and they have to apply for some weird fucking financing, right because it's technically
- 5:44just Mary and Cody as like the joint people, and then three single moms
- 5:48right yikes. And so for a four hundred and fifty thousand dollars home,
- 5:54your mortgage payment is going to be about forty five hundred dollars a month.
- 5:58That doesn't include your utilities and all of the other things that you're going to
- 6:02need in addition to all of your cars and your insurance, Like, it's
- 6:06a lot of money each month for each of these is my wig bawling off,
- 6:12sliding, each of these signific can't feel my head. Each of these
- 6:15single moms is going to be a lot of money. Oh yeah. And
- 6:18so when I was reading this blog again, this is a blog on sister
- 6:21wives from back in twenty twelve, So I was just doing my raccoon monocle
- 6:27investigative services for you people. Of course, so they were saying that this
- 6:33lady who's doing the mortgages and running the numbers currently in this episode, she's
- 6:39going to come back to the Browns and say, unfortunately, we cannot give
- 6:43you conventional mortgages because you broke ass hoe as each ass don't got no money.
- 6:48However, if you all can put down forty percent cash money dollars on
- 6:57the total amount, then we can finance rest. And it speculated that the
- 7:02rest that is financed would be an interest only loan. Now, an interest
- 7:08only loan is the kind of loan that got us into trouble in two thousand
- 7:12and eight. Honey, when we have the whole mortgage crisis, it's basically
- 7:15where all you pay each month is the interest on your loan for a period
- 7:19of time, typically like five to ten years. But after that five to
- 7:24ten years, the entire thing is owed. So then when you do the
- 7:29numbers, right, if the Browns are getting into this cul de Sac in
- 7:32like twenty thirteen, twenty twelve, and they had an interest only loan with
- 7:39a ten year term allegedly, I don't know, wouldn't that kind of be
- 7:44an incentive for them to sell at the end of that ten years and maybe
- 7:47move to flag Staff and pay off these loans. That would make a lot
- 7:50of sense. But it was all under the guise of, like, you
- 7:55know, Dayton's going to college and all that kind of stuff. Well,
- 7:58yike, that's actually one of the reasons Robin wanted to do it, which
- 8:03I think she actually shared. But yeah, I was under the guys,
- 8:05if we just want to live in Vegas anymore, this isn't the place we
- 8:09want to be. But I think it could have something to do with those
- 8:11loans coming do I don't know, you guys out there, you tell us,
- 8:16yeah, let us know in the comments. But as we are watching
- 8:20them walk around the Call to Sac, we can hear both I think Janelle
- 8:24and Mary say there's just no way we're going to get this. There's no
- 8:28way we can afford it. Because Janelle does the money. She's like,
- 8:31Yeah, how am I going to come up with even a conventional down payment
- 8:35of twenty percent for four homes? Right, There's no fucking way. And
- 8:39I think Mary even says, like when they initially brought all of these plans
- 8:43to them, Mary threw her plans in the garbage because she's like, there's
- 8:46no way. Why would I get attached to something if we're not going to
- 8:50ever get into it. And then later in I think it's in this season
- 8:52or next season, is like when she starts talking about her wet bar and
- 8:56start talking about all the upgrades to the house all of a sudden, and
- 9:00she's learned to manifest and to dream. Speaking of manifesting, we have like
- 9:03Cody on the couch inviting Janelle to believe in the dream of the cul de
- 9:09Sac, and he brings up the Lehigh Home Yeah, as one of the
- 9:13reasons that she should because he didn't believe at the time when they were looking
- 9:18at the Lehigh House that it was even possible for them to purchase. But
- 9:22he got on the phone with Janelle and Janelle's like, you better go and
- 9:24you better get that house. And I'm thinking that's not how that happened,
- 9:30though, because I do believe it was Janelle who purchased that house. Oh
- 9:35at the time, correct me if I'm wrong, And I know y'all will
- 9:37in the comments and YouTube. At least at the time she was separated from
- 9:43Cody. This is after she left one of those times and he's trying to
- 9:46get her back. And I think she had come into money, like it
- 9:50was some sort of an inheritance that she used either for the down payment or
- 9:56a goodly portion of the Lehigh home. And I think it was Jane Nelle
- 10:00who financed that Lehigh home, even though Cody saying in this episode he was
- 10:03the one that purchased. Yes, he was the one who made that step
- 10:07on step in faith. I don't know if he said he purchased it,
- 10:09but he stepped out in faith and believed in it, and it was Janelle
- 10:11who encouraged him. Well, it was Janelle who bought that house. Two
- 10:16years after Janelle buys the house, I think she adds Cody to the deed,
- 10:20and I think Mary as well oh wow. Yeah. So it's always
- 10:22been Janelle fucking financing, yes, whole thing, trying to figure out the
- 10:26money and the coins Jesus crackers. Yes. And so they all go to
- 10:31that lady's mortgage office and I'm just embarrassed. I'm just like, I'm looking
- 10:37at Robin. I think she's embarrassed. I mean, she has to be
- 10:39right. I can't no money. I mean I got nothing. Yeah,
- 10:43it's got this baby and I got this vagina. That's all I got to
- 10:48offer. And there's nothing, And I'm just like, how are they going
- 10:50to make this work? Well, maybe she's believing Cody, Like, maybe
- 10:54Cody's like, don't worry, I'll sweet talk Janelle. I'll give her that
- 10:56renaissance in Vegas like she talked about, and it'll be fine and we'll be
- 11:01able to afford everything. It'll be totally great, babe, don't worry.
- 11:05Maybe she's believing him because Robin's kind of dumb. Oh, definitely, definitely
- 11:09dumb. But I just don't know how they're gonna end up doing it like
- 11:11they I know they end up doing it, And where do they get Forty
- 11:15percent of one point eight is seven hundred and some odd thousand dollars cash.
- 11:20How are they going to do that? And then how are they going to
- 11:22finance the rest? I just don't even understand. And I don't even think
- 11:24they get into it too much in the Seaton because if I remember correctly,
- 11:28it's been a while. But like they have that talk, like all of
- 11:31the wives go to the loan officers and stuff, and they're all worried whether
- 11:35or not they're going to qualify. And Robin thinks she's not going to qualify,
- 11:39Christine thinks she's not going to quality, they qualify. They all end
- 11:41up qualifying. How Robin is unemployed? When was the last time she wasn't?
- 11:45And she's in a bunch of dead Apparently Christine's never been employed. I
- 11:48know, I don't know how it's got to be the TLC, but that's
- 11:50what I'm saying. I don't think in twenty twelve, which is the year
- 11:54that they're trying to do this, I don't think that these people are making
- 11:56a ton of money from TLC. I don't know. Maybe they are.
- 12:01I wish somebody could figure out figure out how much they were making. If
- 12:05John and A plus Kate were making millions of dollars with their fucking kids shitting
- 12:11in toilets on TV. I don't know that they were making turbo millions of
- 12:15dollars in the In the in the Vice documentary, he said that TLC was
- 12:20making millions upon millions of dollars on their family. I don't know how much
- 12:24they were actually taking from that. I know that they made a lot of
- 12:28money. They probably did make millions, But I'm just like, when though,
- 12:31after how many years? I just don't think at this point, TLC
- 12:35is throwing millions of dollars at the Browns in twenty twelve, after two years
- 12:39of filming. I don't know, man, I don't know either, but
- 12:41I want to know, and that's why we're talking about it. Yeah,
- 12:45okay, Next we move on to Fundamental Fitness Girl. Now, as you
- 12:50recall, last season, we had all of the wives, including Robin who
- 12:54was very pregnant, go to the gym and get yelled at by that guy
- 12:58and get weighed fat ass. Yeah, lady, pieces of shits except for
- 13:03Robin, and Janelle was mortified. Of course. She weighed two hundred and
- 13:07fifty pounds. I think Christine weighed two twenty two. I think Mary weigh
- 13:11two ten yeah, and I think Robin weighed one hundred and fifty pounds as
- 13:16she's pregnant. She's fully pregnant, and so this was a changing moment of
- 13:20course in Janelle's life, and she realized, holy fuck, I've got to
- 13:24do something. Yeah, And so we had the whole fitness journey of season
- 13:28three where I think she lost ten pounds, but she she is consistent,
- 13:35she's working out, she's getting stronger, and I think she lost like eighteen
- 13:39inches or something off her waist, So like she did end up losing,
- 13:41which is good, right, And I am proud of her for her fitness
- 13:46journey. I mean, that's a good thing to be proud of. Your
- 13:48fucking wig, I can't it is a good thing to be proud of.
- 13:52And in season three, they were talking about opening up a gym and the
- 13:56whole family was on board with it. Cody and glued. Cody was like,
- 14:00yeah, we'll name it Fundamental Fitness. It'll be great because we're fundamentalists.
- 14:03We're fundamentalists. And I thought it was like, not that bad of
- 14:07an idea, Like compared to all of the other ideas that the Browns have
- 14:11had, this is probably not like terrible right, and it was Cody's idea.
- 14:16Yeah, it wasn't really even Janelle's idea. But because Janelle has been
- 14:20consistent, I think she's the only wife who's been consistent with the fitness Like
- 14:24she's really gung ho, she's really into it. And apparently they had an
- 14:28early investor, somebody who's like, yep, I'll put up the money.
- 14:33Remember they met somebody in somebody's dining room. Yeah, and it was a
- 14:35personal trainer I think it was, and a friend or something like that.
- 14:39Yes, so they were going to invest, but they ended up not investing.
- 14:43Yeah, And now Janelle is creating a business plan and she's doing the
- 14:48research necessary, which you gotta do if you're going to open a business,
- 14:52of course, to try and find out how much it's going to cost to
- 14:54lease a place, how many memberships are they going to need. She's preparing
- 14:58this report, and then she goes over to Mary's house to meet with the
- 15:03other adults. What did you think of that scene? Well, I mean
- 15:05I felt bad for Janelle because she's like excited about it and she's the one
- 15:09crunching the numbers, and I feel like she's the only one with a fucking
- 15:11brain in this whole family. Does she have a brain though, I mean
- 15:15she's got something there, Okay, really, but she made dollars in fifty
- 15:20cents per square foot for a ten thousand square foot gym. Is twenty two
- 15:26thousand, five hundred dollars a month to have a gym. That doesn't even
- 15:30include the equipment. She's going to need one thousand memberships in order to pay
- 15:35the fucking rent. And I mean, you go to whatever place you go
- 15:39to on your fitness journey whenever you've lost seven pounds and I'm resempl so skinny
- 15:46over there, strong, strong and skinny. But do you think your gym
- 15:50has sold one thousand memberships? Oh? Easily? Really? Oh my god,
- 15:54they've sold way more than that. And I go to this town that
- 15:56franchise totally, okay, I think, So there's so many No, there
- 16:03are so many people because I was one of these people that would sign up
- 16:06for a membership and then not go and then just keep paying. Because at
- 16:08Planet Fitness, where I go, they have like a contract, so like
- 16:12if you are stuck in that membership, you have to wait until like the
- 16:15year roll's over to actually cancel it. So they're also getting all of these
- 16:18people that have signed up for memberships who are too lazy to cancel, Right,
- 16:23that's how gyms do it. I don't know. I would be shocked
- 16:26personally if you have a thousand memberships at that dinky fucking gym that you go
- 16:30to. I'm sure they maybe they do. I'm just saying I can't imagine
- 16:36that these people are going to get a thousand people to join Fundamental Fitness.
- 16:40No way, No. In Nevada. It's like in less Vegas, Nevada.
- 16:44It's like a good idea, Like it's sweet, Like is that well,
- 16:48yeah, to have like a gym that's for people who are like insecure,
- 16:51out of shape or whatever, kind of like Planet Fitness that already exists.
- 16:55So like the whole idea that she's coming up with and like Planet Fitness
- 16:59already did that. Yeah, But I mean it just seems like huge overhead
- 17:03lot. Yeah, it's a lot of money. And so I get where
- 17:04Cody's coming from, and he's like, I don't know if we can even
- 17:07do this, Like I don't think I'm really into it anymore. But underneath
- 17:11all of that, underneath the disapproval is but we're gonna waste all this money
- 17:17on My Sister Wives closet though, right, And that is what I'm wondering,
- 17:19because Robin is sitting there with the baby saying basically nothing. But we
- 17:25already know because at Christmas she brought out her My Sister Wives designs and gave
- 17:30them to the other wives. So we already know she's designing and she's planning,
- 17:34and so she has it in her mind that she wants to start this
- 17:37business. And while this business, the fitness studio or the gym, was
- 17:42Cody's original idea, now all of a sudden he's cold on it and he's
- 17:48rethinking it, and he's like, well, but I mean that would take
- 17:52all of the money that we make from marketing, which is MLM bullshit,
- 17:56Like, can we really afford to put all of our profits into a gym?
- 18:00What if it's not successful? What if we get another bankruptcy after y'all
- 18:03already had three bankruptcies in twenty years, which is one of the reasons you
- 18:08can't get a conventional mortgage. Well yeah, and they only get bankruptcies because
- 18:12they kind of have to, because they have to take the financial burden in
- 18:15polygamy. Cody, right, move shit around Yeah, So Cody is souring
- 18:19on this idea, and on the couch, Christine says something like, yeah,
- 18:22I'm I'm really frustrated in this conversation because as soon as Cody starts to
- 18:29become disinclined about an idea, all of a sudden, we're not able to
- 18:32do it anymore. Yeah, convenient. Yeah, and Janelle gets pissed on
- 18:34the couch too. She does, cause it's like the only idea that she's
- 18:37actually been passionate about. She like, literally, none of the wives give
- 18:41a shit about my sister and wives closet, like it's only Robin for a
- 18:45good reason. Yeah, it sucks. They end up going to the conventions
- 18:48and stuff with rob and they hate it because it's not profitable because it's really
- 18:52shitty jewelry that's very expensive, and it ends up being a massive failure.
- 18:56So it's like, Okay, Cody, you're willing to take a chance on
- 18:59this jewelry business, which is fucking stupid as hell, but you can't even
- 19:03like entertain this gym idea, which was your idea in the fucking first place.
- 19:07Right, Yeah, I'd be mad too, Yeah, And Janelle's like,
- 19:08well, how come I have to convince you. Exactly how come I'm
- 19:12like supposed to be trying to persuade you. Weren't you the one who came
- 19:15up with this idea And I'm the one who drew up all of these plans.
- 19:18I'm the one doing all of the legwork. And now all of a
- 19:21sudden, you don't give a shit anymore, just like, yeah, Janelle,
- 19:23You're never gonna open that gym. And I feel bad because I think,
- 19:26even to this day, you're of our Lord twenty twenty four, that
- 19:30is still one of Janelle's primary interests and passions is fitness and nutrition. Yeah,
- 19:37and now she can't even do it because her finances are all entangled with
- 19:40everybody else's. She ain't got nothing hingy, she ain't got nothing to her
- 19:44name. Yeah, it sucks. It is kind of sad. I feel
- 19:47bad. So she's gonna have to go back to the drawing board and try
- 19:49to find a way to make it happen that makes sense for the family.
- 19:52But we all know that is never going to open. Okay, after this,
- 19:59we get to the Cody and Mary IVF journey. Will they or won't
- 20:06they? It feels to me like Cody wants to maybe take a chance on
- 20:11IVF, because at the end of this episode, he says something like,
- 20:14well, you really regret the things you don't do. Yeah, And I
- 20:18don't want to be ninety years old and wish that we had another child.
- 20:22I don't know how much I buy that, Like I wonder if this is
- 20:26all just like a ploy to like keep Mary happy or something, or like
- 20:30maybe Robin's whispering and Cody's heer, like maybe you should try for IVF.
- 20:33Maybe that would mean a lot to her, maybe she'll be happy. It's
- 20:37like, I don't know, because Mary's not really into it, and rightfully
- 20:41so, because she has had to deal with all of the struggles, you
- 20:45know. So I don't know. I don't know. I'm thinking in the
- 20:47back of my mind Cody just melted down her ring and told her it's because
- 20:53I don't want you to have any claim over me. So maybe Mary is
- 20:57actually reticent or has tent because she knows that Cody's changing and their marriage is
- 21:03changing. Like by the time they get to the fertility specialists who ask them,
- 21:07how often do you guys actually bang? Though, Mary's like, uh,
- 21:12we're fine. Timing's not an issue. We're okay. In that department,
- 21:17and then Cody on the couch says, well, it's basic logic that
- 21:19you have to at least bang once a month. I don't think they're banging
- 21:22at this time. I don't know if they are in twenty twelve, because
- 21:26when we listen to Mary from twenty twenty three, she's like, we haven't
- 21:30had we haven't been intimate, we haven't had a full marriage for a decade
- 21:34years before the catfish. I think it's I think it's slowly petering off for
- 21:40them, Like I feel like he gives it to her once every few months
- 21:44and then it's just going to go to birthdays and maybe a Christmas or something,
- 21:48and it's going to special occasions when I get to see Cody's dick.
- 21:52Oh yay, oh goodie. This sounds fantastic. I was really interested,
- 21:56though, to hear Mary's perspective on her conception journey. At the beginning of
- 22:03their relationship. Yeah, like she got married and she didn't want to have
- 22:07a honeymoon pregnancy. She wanted to wait until like Father's Day, so June,
- 22:12because they got married I think in April, right, something like that,
- 22:15Yeah, April, and so she was hoping by June Father's Day,
- 22:18she'd be able to announce that she was pregnant, but that didn't happen,
- 22:22and then a whole year passed and nothing, and they're starting to think to
- 22:26themselves, this may be an issue. This isn't normal, right, And
- 22:30then they onboard Janelle, and Janelle gets pregnant right away with Logan. Yeah,
- 22:37And then the month before Logan is born, we bring on Christine.
- 22:41Christine ends up getting pregnant in one month, and Mary's just sitting back going
- 22:45like, oh my god, what's wrong with me? And this is when
- 22:48Mary says, I think this is where my anger problems stem from. Yeah,
- 22:53you think when she was talking about all this, I'm like, oh,
- 22:56that makes so much sense. Why she has been, you know,
- 23:00acknowledged as like a mean person, an abusive person, like very hard to
- 23:06get along with, and everything from the kids. So I'm like, yeah,
- 23:08because she's taking it out on everybody else, Like she doesn't know how
- 23:11to deal with the immense pain and sadness that it would be to be somebody
- 23:17who comes from a big ass Mormon family. She wanted to have eight fucking
- 23:19children, she could only have one. And then the next time she gets
- 23:23fucking pregnant, she miscarries, Like, that's horrific. It is horrific.
- 23:27But here's the thing. If you're watching this as somebody who's new to the
- 23:33Browns, which we all were, it's you know, season four, like
- 23:34we're just really learning about this family. Yeah, and you mentioned your anger
- 23:40problems to me, I'm gonna be like, that's a non sequitor. I
- 23:42didn't know you were angry. What are you talking about? What anger problems
- 23:47are you referencing? So are you saying that at the beginning of your relationships,
- 23:49like you had a problem with Janelle? Who were you pissed at?
- 23:52Cody? Christine? I really wish we would have gotten some more information there,
- 23:56because that doesn't really make sense in terms of having watched the show for
- 24:02three now four seasons, do you know what I mean? That's a good
- 24:03point. Yeah, And the context of when this was released, I mean,
- 24:07I don't know if they'd really talked about any of her anger problems in
- 24:11these earlier seasons, And I think maybe they alluded to the fact that it
- 24:14was difficult when like Janelle and Christine came onto it, but they just,
- 24:18you know, they're the brown so they skated over it right. So that
- 24:22makes a lot of sense because we know the context now, right, he's
- 24:25in eighteen season nineteen, like I know all this stuff now, but back
- 24:27then, good point. So it sounds like Janelle comes into the family,
- 24:32she's a fertile Myrtle immediately gets pregnant, and then Christine's same thing, and
- 24:37Mary is just a hellion to live jealous, jealous, And the way Mary
- 24:41talks about it is she's noticing how much effort it takes for Janelle to like
- 24:45take care of a baby, to handle Logan, and so she finally just
- 24:48dos you know, maybe I don't need a baby. Maybe that's just all
- 24:52too much for me. Maybe I can just learn to be happy being the
- 24:55legal wife, and that's fine. And so once she takes the pressure off
- 24:59of herself, then they conceive Leon, yes, and I think twelve more
- 25:03years they continue to try to conceive because she just assumed, well, since
- 25:07I conceived and had Leon, then it's probably gonna be easy. Yeah,
- 25:11but it wasn't. No, it wasn't. And then we have that pregnancy,
- 25:15which they ultimately lose, and yeah, after ten weeks, it's very
- 25:18sad, really sad, and both her and Cody break down about it on
- 25:22the couch, which it's like nice to see some vulnerability from Cody because we
- 25:25don't see that. Is it real? Though? I think it's probably real,
- 25:29like as somebody who's like watching your wife, like I think he did
- 25:32love Mary at one point, Like watching your partner go through something like that
- 25:34is really shitty and sad. So I mean, I think part of that
- 25:38is true, but I just don't think he really cares to like want to
- 25:42have another kid with her, like they tried for all of these years.
- 25:47Okay, we had one, that's great, But I'm banging all these other
- 25:49bitches and they're popping out babies left and right. So I'm good. I'm
- 25:53kind of a huge family. I'm Gucci. And in twenty twenty three,
- 25:56we have Mary asking her off, like what would that kid's life be like
- 26:03had I had a child when Leon was twelve, Like if that child is
- 26:07now ten years old or fifteen years old or however old that child would be,
- 26:11Like what kind of life would they have? Would they ever even see
- 26:15Cody because he's spending all of his time over at Robin's and you know,
- 26:18Christine's kid or Janelle's kids, they don't even see him for like nine months,
- 26:22So like, what would life have actually been like if I had brought
- 26:25a child into the equation a single mom who works two jobs. Yeah?
- 26:30Yeah. And it's actually sad because she's like, yeah, I want a
- 26:33child, but I just don't know if I want to deal with all of
- 26:34the heartbreak and the jealousy and the politics in the family and the problems.
- 26:41She's probably been through so much in her life. She handled a lot of
- 26:45things badly, it sounds like, but she's just like, I don't want
- 26:47to go down that road again. I don't blame her, no, honestly,
- 26:51And it's really sad to watch her just be vulnerable on this episode and
- 26:53talk about it because it's just something that's really hard, and then it's something
- 26:56that gets brought up like all the fun time by Robin and all of these
- 27:02seasons, just like, oh, I know, Mary can't have a baby,
- 27:04but I offered to be your surrogate because I'm such a good person.
- 27:07It's like, shut the fuck up. Can we talk that through those So
- 27:11when when Robin is offering to be the surrogate, is she saying, Mary,
- 27:17let's take one of your eggs, let's have it inseminated by Cody's jizz.
- 27:22Yeah, let's put that egg, realized egg embryo into my womb to
- 27:27carry it. Or is she saying, I'm just gonna let him shoot up
- 27:30the club in my womb and I'll have a baby and you can just take
- 27:34it home with you, because I don't see them going through the expense and
- 27:37through the trouble of doing it like insemination in a petri dish and then putting
- 27:44it into Robin. But maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm wrong. I mean,
- 27:45I feel like that would be the only option. But if that was
- 27:48what Robin was thinking, like, let Cody come and me and then we'll
- 27:52have a baby and you can have it, that would be wild. And
- 27:55then what if she then gives that baby to marriage, then we go through
- 28:00the inevitable dissolution of the entire family, and then what happens with that kid.
- 28:06Robin's like, give me back my fucking baby. Or what if it
- 28:10is a traditional IVF insemination, it's implanted into Robin and then she gives birth
- 28:15to baby and she's like, you can't have my baby. I'm gonna keep
- 28:17it. It's my baby. Oh my god, that'd be wild. It
- 28:21would have been wild to actually see that. I don't do you think Robin
- 28:23was genuine in her offer or is she just doing it for the camera,
- 28:29because it's right after she pushes King Solomon. She's like literal minutes after King
- 28:33Solomon got in to the stage, and she's like, I really want to
- 28:37be you're sir, have your baby for me. I want to believe that
- 28:42that that some part of that is genuine. But I mean it was also
- 28:45on camera, but I mean she was right after giving birth, so I'm
- 28:49like, you have all those hormones in your body, and that's the first
- 28:52thing that you want to say to Mary is hey, I'll be a surrogate
- 28:55for you. I mean, that's like kind of a big deal. But
- 28:57I just feel like she's got other intentions with that, Like it's just to
- 29:03gain Mary's approval and to like be her best friend and be like, look,
- 29:07I'm a good person because I offered this, right, but Mary's not
- 29:11gonna fucking take that. Obviously we know that now, but right she never
- 29:15would. And as we've discussed in our previous rewinds, it's like every time
- 29:19Robin says something like that, like points out the fact that I want to
- 29:23tell Mary first that I'm pregnant, because you know, she struggles so much
- 29:27to have a baby, and I don't want her to feel bad. Like
- 29:30every time she does something like that, I just feel like Mary inwardly cringes
- 29:34because she's under the spotlight again for something that she cannot do that she really
- 29:37really wants to do, and you're just pointing it out again. And so
- 29:41even after you give birth, you're calling me into this room and you're pointing
- 29:45this shit out again on TV. And Mary's such a private fucking person,
- 29:49like she does not reveal anything, walls a up right all the time.
- 29:55It's really and so to have Robin Constant only point that out, it's like,
- 30:00fuck you bitch. And so no wonder like Mary in season eighteen gets
- 30:04mad at Christine for talking about the ring and stuff like that because those were
- 30:07stories she wanted to tell in her tell all book. Probably right, God,
- 30:12poor Mary. I mean, I thought, for again, a twenty
- 30:17two minute episode, we actually got a really interesting glimpse into how they handle
- 30:21business, how they're handling these homes, what's going to be happening with these
- 30:25homes? Yeah, and then of course Mary and early relationships and kids.
- 30:30Yeah, very interesting. I love it. I love all the layers in
- 30:33this show. I love it too, Bip, we are back that minute
- 30:41to talk nine to dif Beyonce in the season that never ends. It's like
- 30:47an illegion, Why won't be Actually it's crazy, it's dick. I thought
- 30:53this was going to be the last episode of Need. I did too,
- 30:57and we were gonna watch it last week. But there was no episode last
- 31:02week. I don't know because of the super Bowl or something stupid like that.
- 31:04Yeah, they had had to wait till this week, and we were
- 31:07all waiting to see what happens. Yeah, is what's her name? Ilona
- 31:11Alani Alani gonna marry Honally, gonna marry little Clayton, baby Clayton. I
- 31:18was waiting only to find out we still don't know and on a cliff hanger,
- 31:22honey, and we have an another episode two I can not. You
- 31:30texted me today being like I've helped watching this all day, all my life.
- 31:33I've been watching this all my life and you were like halfway through the
- 31:37episode and you're like, there's not gonna be another episode, is there?
- 31:41And I was like, yeah, there is been, Like please the writing
- 31:44is kind of on the wall, and I'm just assuming, yeah, and
- 31:48here we are here on another episode, and then we're gonna have seventeen thousand
- 31:52tell alls over. Okay, hopefully not. Maybe we won't because they're gonna
- 31:56be launching right into like ninety day fance happily. Ever, can we talk
- 32:00about that just for a second before you start to break horseshit? Because they're
- 32:04bringing Angela and Mike cow back, Ga Jasmin are going to be there,
- 32:07I don't know, and Beged and Liz are coming back. They've been broken
- 32:13up since they got to Arkansas right after the last resort. Big Ed and
- 32:16Liz have been broken up, and now we're going to have them unhappily.
- 32:21Ever asked yes, why clout Goblin? Well, maybe we'll see the ultimate
- 32:27breakup and maybe that could be interesting in theory. But like Angela and Michael,
- 32:31why does Matthew Sharp keep is that his name whatever the guy's name is
- 32:36who produces this shit show? Why does he keep investing in Angela? I
- 32:42don't know. People are pissed about it online. They're like, does TLC
- 32:45hate their fans? And the answer is yes, the absolutely look at Sister
- 32:49Wives, absolutely they hate, they hate their fans. I don't understand.
- 32:52Why don't they listen to us? Why don't they listen to Grant about it?
- 32:57Am I correct in hearing that Gino and Jazzma gonna be okay, which
- 33:01we kind of knew, but I mean, just from this, I know
- 33:04they've been a nothing burger this entire time. I know, Okay, so
- 33:08we're gonna go into their life as a happily wedded couple. It's gonna be
- 33:13all trauma. You absolutely it's it's gonna be some cheating scandal or something.
- 33:17It's gonna be ridiculous. Are you gonna watch it? I mean I might
- 33:21in my off time, Yeah, But it's just like I mean, if
- 33:22they're gonna be an hour and a half long episodes for twenty thousand episodes for
- 33:27seven months, I would like to respectfully recuse myself from having to watch that
- 33:34shit show horseshit for real, I don't want to. I would prefer to
- 33:37watch something else. You know what I'm watching right now that I'm loving Love
- 33:42Is Blind? Oh, the new season six. I know you got rid
- 33:45of your Netflix, which, by the way, why fuck Netflix? Why?
- 33:47Because they increase the premium and they keep removing all my favorite fucking shows.
- 33:52They're ruining a bunch of shows that I like. The Gayale Tomatum was
- 33:55the best ultimatum. Well that was also Love is Blind is definitely entertainting.
- 34:00Yeah, but for seventeen dollars a month, that's the only thing I watch.
- 34:05Listen, I just have to tell you. Maybe I'll do it that.
- 34:07Listen. Let me just tell you Season six is crazy. We've got
- 34:10this girl named Chelsea on Love is Blind who told her guy Jimmy, who
- 34:16looks like Jimminy Cricket, he looks the most basic, average white guy you've
- 34:22ever seen in your life. Absolutely not attractive if you ask me. But
- 34:27she told him that she's constantly being compared to Megan Fox. Right what Love
- 34:32is Blind? You know the premise they don't see each other. Okay,
- 34:35stop making sure, I can. I always tell with you. Do you
- 34:38know what the fuck you're talking about? I seen it. So he has
- 34:42this idea that she looks like Megan Fox, which I guess all guys think
- 34:46she's the hottest one. I mean, she's all right, especially Megan Fox
- 34:50circuit transformers, I get it, she's hoot. Yeah, and so he
- 34:53turns down some other chick, who, by the way, is a real
- 34:58battie O. And when she when he turns her down, because now he's
- 35:01got in his mind that Chelsea looks like Megan Fox. When he turns this
- 35:05actual battie down, she's like, you are gonna need a fucking EpiPen.
- 35:08Oh when you see what I look like compared to who it is that you're
- 35:12just selecting something like that. That's a lot more. That's a lot ruder
- 35:15than what she actually said. But she's just like, you're just gonna die
- 35:20when you see how you chose, and you're gonna regret the fuck out of
- 35:22it. So anyway, the time comes when they walk through the door and
- 35:28this Megan Fox woman, I mean, and she's like, mid, I
- 35:34don't want to be rude, and I guess, like in certain lights and
- 35:37when she's panting her face a specific way, I can see how somebody who's
- 35:42vision maybe in question, would say, is that Megan Fox? No on
- 35:45the TV. I don't know, that's crazy, but look, yeah,
- 35:50not Megan Fox. And they've got this guy on camera, like when he's
- 35:53hugging her, just staring at seeing him into the distance, like what the
- 35:59fuck done. Oh my god. He's so uncomfortable, and she immediately becomes
- 36:06turbo insecure. Do you like how I look? Do you love me?
- 36:09And he's like no, are you still in love with me? He's like,
- 36:12yeah, yeah, no, I mean you're great. I can work
- 36:14with this. This is fantastic. I love you, of course, I
- 36:16love you. I love you so much. And then when they meet all
- 36:20the other couples and the other women, he doesn't see the woman he threw
- 36:23away yet she's coming, though. He sees some of the other women,
- 36:28and he starts flirting with them, oh my god, and calling out this
- 36:31one girl's body addy yady. Okay, well, maybe I'll sign up for
- 36:36a free trial and watch this. It's actually so good. I think my
- 36:40thoughts is covering it. Ooh yeah, I think my thoughts is covering watch
- 36:45and Bachelor fan take, which I love. He also did a recap of
- 36:50it and it was so it was so good. Oh my god. Well
- 36:52maybe I'll have to check it out. So that's the kind of shit I
- 36:54want to watch. I just don't want to watch the hurricane wedding in perpetuity
- 37:00over seventeen months. That never happens, I know, Jesus Christ out of
- 37:05this whole season. We've been seeing this preview over and over again. We
- 37:08still haven't even seen Igor break up with Nikki yet. Over it's just a
- 37:13text. I'm like, what it's like. It's taken seventeen episodes for her
- 37:16to just get on the plane and go back home to the Us of egg
- 37:20Hand. And when she gets on the plane this episode, I thought she
- 37:23did that last episode. Like, I'm watching this all confused. I'm like,
- 37:25I thought she left already. I'm in a fucking fugue state. I'm
- 37:29like somewhere else, in a different dimension watching this shit. It is again
- 37:32the longest slowest increment of time known to man. I started at like eleven
- 37:37in the morning, and by the time you're coming at five o'clock, I'm
- 37:40only twenty minutes. And I'm like, I think that's happening. I know,
- 37:44it's like you enter a different dimension. It's so weird. I do.
- 37:46But I'm ready to talk about just talk about what two weddings that we
- 37:51were able to see in five hours of content. Jesus crackers, ridiculous.
- 37:57Well, we'll start with Nikki and Justin Igor, because they were the beginning
- 38:00couple, and again, like I didn't realize that she was still in Moldova,
- 38:02like I thought she left. Maybe that was a preview. I don't
- 38:06know. They're still driving to the airport. They're still driving's pretending that he's
- 38:12in love with her still and he's like, that's my girl, I love
- 38:15her. And then they kiss at the airport and she leaves, and she's
- 38:17all sad about it. I saw the crack of his ass though, I
- 38:21know, with him wearing a shirt with Exotica shirt that was kind of funny.
- 38:25Yeah, she was like so charmed. Yeah, like, oh my
- 38:28god, are you wearing a shirt with my well, you gave him that
- 38:32shirt of you have those shirts in your suitcase that you ad them out to
- 38:37all of its friends, just like you have your mic ready to go,
- 38:38of course, to sing your dumb song Nikki Exotica. Of course. But
- 38:44she is happy now that she's leaving Moldova because her and Igor fucked after the
- 38:50engagement party, So everything is good because that's it for her. That's like
- 38:53all that she needs, supreme validation. That is how she knows she's an
- 38:57actual worthy human is he sticks his peepee in her vagina And now she's a
- 39:01real person. So she leaves and she's all sprung and she's like, I'm
- 39:06gonna miss me man, and that's it. It's very boring. Meanwhile,
- 39:09we've all seen the clip of him dumping you up with her over text on
- 39:15TV. I want to see that me too, please. I cannot wait.
- 39:17Then we get to Sophie and Rob, and Sophie's like going to shop
- 39:22for bouquets with her mom Claire. There's still some tension between Claire and Rob
- 39:28because they don't like each other, and that's a given because Rob's unlikable,
- 39:31but also Claire is a little bit. Claire's a little bit much though I
- 39:35would agree she's a little bit. She's the battle axe and she's coming in
- 39:38swinging that battle axe. And then they are packing to leave for Santa Barbara
- 39:45because that's where they're gonna have their wedding. Okay, so I don't know
- 39:47if we're going to actually see them get married, because we know that they
- 39:51break up and they're not together. They're not together currently, so they're both
- 39:53living in Texas with us somewhere in Austin. But it looks like they've got
- 39:58like a wedding set up I wonder if they get married. I mean,
- 40:00I would like to see it me too. We're gonna see it, I
- 40:05hope. So it seems like there's gonna be some drama on Santa Barbara.
- 40:07But Claara goes to stay the night at Rob's house on a little twin air
- 40:12mattress before they leave for Santa Barbara, and she's talking shit about it,
- 40:16but then ultimately they all make up. It's like really just like a nothing.
- 40:20Yeah, it is manufactured drama. Then we have Gino and Jasmine who
- 40:23are preparing for their big wedding day. God, that just seemed to go
- 40:27on and on and just walk down the aisle and shut the fuck up,
- 40:30I know, make it stop for real. Like Gino's getting ready with his
- 40:35two Vedoras. He's got one Fedora for the wedding day in a backup,
- 40:38just in case, just in case. Jasmine's getting ready and she looks beautiful.
- 40:44She does, I mean down she's a gorgeous woman. Every time I
- 40:46see her, I'm just like, she's marrying Gino. I know, like
- 40:51what the e' I know, I don't understand, but there must be something
- 40:53there. Maybe he's got a big old dick. Maybe he's got a big
- 40:57old diggs swinging a hamm or honey, nobody knows me. I wonder if
- 41:00it's on her only fans. We should subscribe, we should subscribe. Would
- 41:05like to see that business expend absolutely miss. And then they get married,
- 41:12they say their vows, they cry, it's very sweet and wholesome. And
- 41:15then they go to take pictures. Oh my god, and Jasmin requests that
- 41:21Gino takes his hat off for at least one picture. Amazing, it was
- 41:27so crazy. Did you see I've got like a little bit of like hair
- 41:30on the back, Yeah, that he keeps like a Franciscan monk or something
- 41:35like that. I actually think he looks so much better without a hat.
- 41:38Bold Yeah, I mean, I mean, I'm not saying he looks good.
- 41:42I'm just saying he looks so much better. Like you don't need to
- 41:45have a hat on all the time, just take it. No he needs
- 41:49the hat. No, I mean, like he doesn't need to have a
- 41:51hat all the time. Okay, I didn't think I didn't personally, I
- 41:53didn't think he looked that bad A fault? Did you? Apparently you did?
- 41:59But did you? Guys? So shiny? It is very so shy.
- 42:01It ain't got no hair on that hand. He don't. And it's
- 42:04just kind of funny how insecure he is about it. I mean, not
- 42:07funny. I mean I understand men deal with baldness. My dad's went bald
- 42:10at like fucking twenty two. Okay, that's gotta be traumatic. It's terrible,
- 42:15it's awful. But Gino being like a fifty something year old man still
- 42:19so insecure about his bald ass head that he'll keep some little baby hairs on
- 42:23the back. That's weird. Like, what are you doing? Just get
- 42:28a wig, I get away or something. I would love if you got
- 42:31it, like a wig, that would be still like a like a a
- 42:34ginger wig to get a chick egg. It can't be worse than a fedora.
- 42:42I mean, I think he wears his hats during sex with I think
- 42:45so too. I think I remember that while she says on the season that
- 42:49we were introduced them to, I think he wears that ship to bed.
- 42:52He's got a sex hat. Yeah, I can't, it's so ridiculous.
- 42:58Then we have Clayton and Honally, oh god, and she my god,
- 43:04she's still debating. She's calling her mom up on FaceTime. And she's like,
- 43:07I don't know if I want to marry this dope. I don't know
- 43:10if I want to do it. I want to just go back just banging
- 43:13on and on and on about the streeper who brought up the stripper and how
- 43:19come you didn't tell him you didn't want a stripper? It does sound like
- 43:22he's freaking the fuck out totally yeah, and obsessing about the stripper. Why.
- 43:28I mean why because he's an insecure little inceel baby man with baby hands
- 43:32and he's worried and he's worried that she's going to cheat on him, That's
- 43:37why. But like, dude, grow up, he's like thirty something like
- 43:40yeah, it's it's I'm I feel like he's so significantly insecure that there's got
- 43:45to be something else going on. Yeah in his pants. Yeah, version
- 43:51he's in't secure about his dingling. I think I think he is and his
- 43:54lack of like male prowess. But I'm like, dude, on activeness is
- 44:00hoally fucked you? Though? Y does she? Yes? She does even
- 44:02imagine that she's gonna get married him, like this whole episode is does this
- 44:07whole like, oh, is she gonna come and show up? To the
- 44:08altar, and it's like thirty minutes after the wedding is started and she still
- 44:13hasn't showed up. And well, when I was still believing that it was
- 44:15just the final episode, I'm like, oh my god, are you gonna
- 44:17surprise me and Annali? Are you gonna do me a solid and totally dump
- 44:21him at the altar? That would be so rad, so great. But
- 44:23no, there's another episode, and of course she's gonna show up and marry
- 44:27that. She is hobbit of a man. She's gonna be a little Shire
- 44:30in Indiana slash Kentucky. Jesus I cat, Well, she's gonna show up
- 44:36like an hour and a half late. After he's telling the guests like say,
- 44:40stooding me up, stooding me up, standing me up, standing him
- 44:45up. But that is so rude. What are you doing that You're gonna
- 44:46wait an hour and a half to walk down the aisle. You're still thinking
- 44:50about going back to care. We all know you're not going back to there's
- 44:52no reason. We all know why you're here. And also, by the
- 44:55way, when he she was talking to her own mom, her mom in
- 44:59a fact said, well you know the deal though, yeah, like,
- 45:01don't blow it now, honey, almost got the green card, right,
- 45:05Just keep on going, just deal with it. It's all right. I
- 45:08can do it. I just don't. He's so fucking terrible. I don't
- 45:13know. Finally, like she could get somebody else, she's gonna do it.
- 45:17She could get a Gino. She could. I guess. I feel
- 45:21like Gino's maybe a step up from Clayton. Maybe maybe they seem they seem
- 45:27pretty lateral to me. It's all awful to me. From where I sit,
- 45:30it's pretty bad. So next episode we'll finally see their wedding, and
- 45:35I'm sure it's gonna be so wholesome and great. Okay, are there going
- 45:38to be outpacas? Probably? I don't know. We didn't see any hamsters.
- 45:42I don't know. Okay, Well, I can't wait. I'm excited.
- 45:45Okay. Good. And then we have Sam and Citra, who are
- 45:47like the only other couple that actually get married is just Gino and Jasmine.
- 45:52Yeah. And then Sam and Citra and they just had their Muslim wedding which
- 45:55was very nice, and now there it's like two hours before they're a marria
- 46:00and wedding. And then this is when Citra's dad, Herman is like,
- 46:04hey, by the way, you don't have a Christian priest, right,
- 46:07And Sam's like, oh, that's all we could get. And Herman's like,
- 46:10no, no, no, no, that won't do my guy.
- 46:14You got to find a new priest. Just converted to a whole other religion.
- 46:17Hello, and now you want to get married under your old religion,
- 46:22Like, we don't do that, That's not how we do it. And
- 46:23Sam's like, but it doesn't matter because we're not Christian, and Herman's like,
- 46:28no, absolutely not right, blasphemy. We need a new priest.
- 46:31And luckily it just so happens Sam's weird brother, Luke, is actually ordained
- 46:37online, which is what we were talking about last episode. You got ordained.
- 46:42I did get ordained to marry. I married your ass. I did,
- 46:45and I loved doing it. It's so easy to do. But that
- 46:50just felt to me like it was the producers totally that did that, Like
- 46:52that that was going to be the plan the entire time. And I heard
- 46:57some news somewhere, maybe it was on the radit it's that Luke, his
- 47:01brother, actually is now with one of Citru's sisters. What yah and I
- 47:07think those two were going to get together in much the same way Sam and
- 47:09Sittra have what Yes, so Luke is the part of this whole situation.
- 47:15Maybe we'll learn more about it in another season ninety Day Fiance. But Luke
- 47:20ends up conducting the nuptials. I have to say, Citra looked very beautiful,
- 47:24gorgeous, gorgeous, and Sam even looked handsome in his purple blue suit.
- 47:30He did have his fly down, though, did you see that?
- 47:32No? Yes, way after getting married his fly was down. I'm like,
- 47:37shut up, up your pants, Sam, I know you're ready for
- 47:40only fans, but gol down, come down. And then after their wedding,
- 47:45Sam immediately takes Citra into a room and banks her because he's like,
- 47:50what I've been waiting, I've been waiting for so long. Immediately, yeah,
- 47:53it seems like I don't know really, because when they're talking heads,
- 47:57she's like, yeah, we we finally did it, and she looks so
- 48:00unhappy. I hope he took care of her so too, because she was
- 48:04a virgin allegedly, yes, unless they were banging before marriage, I don't
- 48:08think so. I know he was very excited. I just hope that he
- 48:10took care of her. I hope so she seems really happy with him on
- 48:14social media. Yeah, I get even though he's on only fans and probably
- 48:20doing drugs. Probably, I just can't. And then Sam's mom at the
- 48:25reception says, oh, yeah, I've wanted to come to your Muslim ceremony,
- 48:30but I couldn't because grandma fell ill. Sure, okay, yeah,
- 48:34you were drunk, right right, you couldn't get out of bed. Yeah,
- 48:37And that's pretty much it leave on a cliffhanger. So next episode we
- 48:42get to finally see Manuel and Ashley's wedding and she's freaking crying, open mouthed,
- 48:47sobbing in the car on the way to her nuptials. She is so
- 48:52upset. Yeah that there is a hurricane here and she's a driver in a
- 48:55storm. Yeah, watch it be nothing. I'm sure the sun is gonna
- 49:00come out. There might be a light drizzle. Yeah, it's gonna be
- 49:02perfect because they show that scene of Manuel on the beach and it's not raining,
- 49:07it's waiting, literally, so it's gonna be all right. It's just
- 49:09gray clouds. And then we have Clayton and Annaie. Are they gonna get
- 49:15married? Are? Well? We've had this cliffhanger for four weeks now,
- 49:19Rob and Sophie I think get married, looks like something happens, looks like
- 49:22there's some drama between Claire and Rob again, I don't know, I don't
- 49:27care. And Nikki and Igor finally break up. Yes, that's actually what
- 49:31I really want to see. I know me too, which is interesting because
- 49:34when they're actually on my television, I tune out. I like, go
- 49:37do my laundry, I go do my dishes because there's nothing ever that's happening
- 49:40with them. But I really want to see the moment where he breaks up
- 49:44with her, and I want to hear why he does, and I want
- 49:46to see her reaction to that well, because in the previews, she's like
- 49:50all this money and love. Yeah she led with money. Yeah, so
- 49:54I wonder why, like what it was like, maybe he bangs somebody else.
- 49:59He's like, you know what, you ain't doing it for me?
- 50:01No, mo, Yeah, he was just waiting for you to leave,
- 50:05that he could dump you. But like she said goodbye to his mom,
- 50:07I know who loves her to love her, and I don't know, it's
- 50:12it's all very sad, or maybe it's all scripted because Nicky's a known clout
- 50:15Goblin and they's been on TV for decades? Is nicky exotica? Okay,
- 50:20Beatrice, I don't know. I'm worried and concern about maybe or we should
- 50:22subscribe to her only fail. Maybe we should to make to share reconnaissance.
- 50:28Yeah, well, we have one more episode of ninety Day Fiance, I
- 50:30think, oh, I think yeah, unless we have tell all, I
- 50:35think I think that's it and we will definitely be back to discuss it.
- 50:39Yeah. Is there anything else that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons
- 50:44beutrul Well, we're all. We are also thinking about covering Seeking Sister Wife
- 50:47Yes on this pod, so let us know if you guys want us to
- 50:51cover that, because there's a new season coming out in March. Yep.
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