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1081 - Before the 90 Days (s8e4) "It's Going To Be A Bumpy Ride" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLZ Tuesday.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: I'm here with my girl Kimberly. We're between we're betwixt
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: the times. It's betwixt Christmas, Hanukkah and the New Year's.
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the in the betwixt times, in.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: The betwixt times. And so what I should be doing
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: is taking it down, all my decorations. But no, yeah,
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: I love to take them down. Love It really me
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: a great sense of accomplishment to take him down.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: Before New Year's.
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. Where will I get to it? I
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: don't know, but a goal would be to get it
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: done this afternoon.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: That's interesting. I thought most people, well, I don't really know.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: I've never had decorations, so I don't really know.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: A lot of people take them down like on the
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: twenty sixth, but some people keep up till like January
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: eleventh or something something about the twelve days of Christmas
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: and it ends like mid January. Oh, I don't know
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: about that, because I don't We didn't do that in
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: my house. I feel like we would wait till the
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: New Year's but I gotta get it done before that.
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, got to get it out. It's like it never happened.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: I think Jerry Seinfeld had a bit about that. He's
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: like people the second the Christmas is over, they realize
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: and they go, there's a tree in the living room,
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: and they just throw it out on the street. Get
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: it out of here. Why is there a tree inside
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: the house? Never happened?
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yep, yep. Ours is a fake tree. So
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: it's more like, somebody come and take this thing apart.
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: I have decorated it, and now I will undecorate it,
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: and then I want someone to come and get it
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: and fold it all.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: As it's not worth it.
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: It does seem like that. The year that we I
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: didn't decorate at all because we went to Europe meet
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: the kids and I we went three years ago, two
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: years ago, and I didn't decorate it all, and it
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: was just a great feeling. Yeah, it felt good then.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: And how do you do it to keep it up
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  Speaker 2: with the Joneses.
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  Speaker 1: No, it does give you a sense of happiness when
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: it's decorated.
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  Speaker 2: You could look at other people's houses.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, I know. One day
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  Speaker 1: I'll live the life of like my mom and just
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: everything will be like super simplified in a small apartment,
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: and that'll make me happy.
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: That'll make me happy.
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  Speaker 1: Whittle things down in the new year. I like to
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: get another dumpster. Remember that time we got a dumpster
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: and put it in our driveway and when you could
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: get it for two weeks and it was just the
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: best feeling anything I've seen in the house of just
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: throwing the dumpster.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: Throw it away, yeah, get it out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Really, I would just be like, God, I wish we
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: could just open some windows and just throw things for
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  Speaker 1: the second floor. We did make it.
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: Again, and it's like, but it's not your house, so
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: you're just like, this can go. You don't need this.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great. I would put things on the
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: deck and have John come and throw them off the
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: deck into the tempster. Try to make it a game
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: for him. You know, so much stuff could go in
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: there right now. Okay, so guys, let's talk about it
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: before the ninety days BT ninety you guys, there's just
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: there's as we go, maybe we're going to find some
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: redeeming characters. But this week specifically, it really hit me
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: like wow.
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm not I wouldn't say rooting for any
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: there's like two people I'm rooting for.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: I'm rooting for Forrest and she know, yeah, I am.
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: That's pretty much it. Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. And then you know, we saw Forest
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: terrible tweets and then that gave us pause.
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: But I do feel like he could be redeemed. He
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: I think his mom is part of the problem, and
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: if he was not with her, I think if he
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: lived with jis Dev maybe they could get a divorce.
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: He goes to live with stepdad, although Stepdad could feel
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: the same way about women as far as does in
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: his treats. Maybe he just needs like a sensitivity training class.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so yes, I think that's right. Listen, we're rooting
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: for a first Yeah, okay, but this is season eight,
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: episode four. It's going to be a bumpy ride because
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: we're doing the instructions. I did look it up earlier
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: and it literally is like secure your mask before yourself
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: to where ahead you know there is, Yeah, all.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: The stuff we guessed. I don't know how they're going
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: to maintain that the whole season though.
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of episodes.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, get it to go pee ask
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: you next door person to move so that you can
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: get up to go pee. Yeah, at least fill their
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: drink all over their lap because you asked them to
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: get a to go pee.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: How about no, you may not have another vodka soda?
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: About that?
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: Soy filming a lady being racist's gonna go viral. By
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: the time this play lands.
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: Somebody's getting zipped tied to a chair. Let's start with
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: Emma and Yed so zi Ed has gotten out. And
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: about this one, you just clear his head from the
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: night before and he's hanging out with a snake charmer.
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, interesting, I didn't know. I thought if
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: you were watching the snake charmer, like you would just
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: watch them do the thing and then give them some money.
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: And then I didn't know you could join in.
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe there it's like someone's walking their dog and it's like,
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: can I pet your dog?
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: Can I bet that dog?
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: My friend Sabrina who brought us. Can I bet that dog?
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: We gave her for Christmas? I mean, my friend Mary
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: gave her for Christmas. A teacher says, can I bet
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: that dog? Yeah? And then we all started laughing about
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: it again and couldn't stop, and it's just yeah. So anyway,
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: Emma's ed, Okay, So he's doing snake charming and Emma says,
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: you know, I expected our first morning was going to
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: be great, but we've been totally separate and his behavior
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: is making me suspicious. So now he comes back and
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: they sit down to this gorgeous, big breakfast. This place
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: looks like thirty people live there, but it's just them.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: It's really big and beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: How is he affording this?
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: Is she paying for it?
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Because her sister was like, you paid for the airbnb,
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: and so he'll have to pay for things when you're
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: there because you lost your job.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So they sit down. The housekeeper is made it. It's
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: very nice. As she walks off it and was like
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: she's so cute. Oh my god. He pulls out her chair.
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: Thanks babe. So there's eggs and she's like, I don't
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: like eggs, but I'll eat it. She's just non stop,
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: just petting her hair. It's non wig.
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So she goes, babe, will you pour me some tea?
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: And then she says I wanted to say sorry. He goes, oh,
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, couldn't hear you. She's I wanted to say sorry, babe,
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  Speaker 1: because I ran away from your kiss, and I walked
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: away from you when you were talking, and it got
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: really dramatic, like it was a long day, babe, I
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: was traveling for twenty hours. And then there's something else
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about, but I don't
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: want to cry. And she gets out her cry angle
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: and starts shoving it in.
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: And that's how people do it on TV.
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: It's a crying goal.
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: You gotta fold, fold, and then you pat because you
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: have makeup on, so it's like squeeze out one drop,
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: but before that drop ever touches your skin, you have
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: to get it as it's coming out of the tear decked.
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: If you're watching, this is a crying goal. You just
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: jammed the corner right into where the tear might come out,
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: so it doesn't get anything. So I'm gonna keep it
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: here just because after cry later.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's a piece of tape.
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: Did you find a crying goal with a piece of
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: tape on it?
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: No, it's just it's just tape here.
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: So she tells Hi about how she lost her job
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  Speaker 1: and she really liked it and she'd worked there for
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: five years. And she goes and I'm worried because I
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: don't have any options. And he's like, oh, don't worry.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: You're gonna find something even better. Like let's less enjoy today.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. He's very nice and very supportive.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: And she goes, Oh, you're so sweet. I love you.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: You're my future hobby. And he goes, I don't know
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: what is this word. She goes, hubby. It's like short
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: for a husband. He goes, oh, really like wifey. She's like, yeah,
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: oh god, bebe so the day do talking head together
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: where they're like holding hands, and she said, by.
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: The way, I have been blind to most of her
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: face stuff, Like to me, yeah, that's what's sad. Is like,
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: she looks fairly normal to me. Yes, I've been watching
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: Law and Order, like in the background from the beginning.
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: I've never seen these earlier early seasons. It's so weird
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: to see what women used to look like regular, and
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: it's so jarring, like their lips are thin and their
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: faces look normal. It's bizarre. But so I'm so brainwashed
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: by society that she looks normal to me. But there
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: when they were sitting in their talking head and she
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: turned to the side and she was smiling because she
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: doesn't smile very often. It was jarring. She she it
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: doesn't move, and it's it's puff. It's out in the
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: weird in the weird places up here. Yeah, and it's
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: it's her. She can't the smile, can't reach her eyes right,
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: and because it's just all it's so strange. She's twenty seven.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: She's so young. She's so young. So in this talking
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: head together, she says, the trimp is started like a tornado,
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: but now it's better. And he goes, what's what's this tornado?
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: And she goes, it's like an earthquake, like a natural disaster.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: He goes, oh, that's that's good. That's good analogy. She says, thanks, babe,
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: I love you, babe, and he says, oh, I love
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: you more. And they're holding hands. I'm like, wow, do
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: we now have hope for them? No? No, how the
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: show getting up.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: She hasn't told him her big secret yet secret secret.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: So that they're not going to an outdoor market old
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: Medina and he says this will lift her spirits because
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: she loves to shop. So they're looking at little purses
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: and thinks she finds these little cute wallets. Will have
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: to imagine she's bringing home, you know, a souvenirs and
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: she goes, I'm going to get these three and he
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: says he'll buy them, and she's like, what a babe.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: She says, can I kiss you? And he goes no.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: She goes, I'm gonna air kiss you. What if every
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: time I want to kiss you, I air kiss you.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: So she says, it's so nice to have him offer
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: to buy things for me, And now I feel hopeful. Girl,
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: that was like five dollars.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I'll calm down.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: So he goes, let's go get some food. We're going
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: to get something that's really good.
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: Here.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: Everybody eats snails. So she's like, no, babe, I don't
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: want that. I don't like that. I'm not going to
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: try that. Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up, babe.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: That Oh god, Oh that's the grossest thing I've ever seen.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: But oh my god, it's slimy, it's a sname. Oh
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: my god, is so gross. Babe. Okaylet's it good? Can
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: we go? Oh yeah? Talking to it together? She goes,
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: heven't you ever eating any food? That's just gross? And
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: he says he thinks sushi is gross, which is interesting, right,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: because you know, by the way, sushi is gross. But
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: that's just my opinion over snails. And she goes, oh
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: my god, I love sushi. Are we even compatible, babe?
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. These conversations with them, I cannot you
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: just they're like teenage.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, nothing is at.
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: All below the surface.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: You're so right.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: I can't get you. You can't get through the surface
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: because of all the filler, just like it's trying to
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: chip chisel away to get down below the surface. Can't
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: break through. Well.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: On that note, they go on a horse and buggy
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: ride and she was, oh my god, this is so romantic.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: It's like a romantic love ride. Oh my god. Okay,
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: and he goes, you've given me three air kisses today.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, today is way better than yesterday.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: She goes, Now, you know yesterday when you were being rude,
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: and the reason I responded because it brought up a
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: lot of old feelings about old boyfriends and the way
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: they treated me. And he goes, okay, don't talk about
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: your past. I know you now, I don't know you
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: in the past. I don't want to know, and she goes, Dabe,
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: don't you want to hear about my life? He goes,
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: I know about your life. I know your name, the
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: name of your siblings, I know where you live. And
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: she goes, but you don't know everything. There's things that
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: happen in my past that you don't know about. He goes,
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: we leave the past in the past. I don't want
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: to talk about it.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: So you're me and in my mind you are a virtued.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: Well I think, Okay, then it's good. Go with that.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Then you don't have to tell him because you don't
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: have to tell him. He didn't tell He said, don't
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: tell me. Yeah, there you well, until they run into
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: somebody at that market and be like, hey girl, did
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: I meet you last year? So so talking to Ed,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: she goes, I want to tell Zian about my past engagement.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: But he just shut me down. And I'm wondering if
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: he shut me down because maybe there's something he's hiding.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: I felt rejected and concerned. Okay, all right, that's it. Okay, Uh,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: we meet the new guy. It's Joven from Jacksonville, Alabama.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: I looked it up. Population fourteen thousand and annalyin they're
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: the same age, bout thirty eight. She's from the Philippines.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Amazing, so he Okay, we're in a retirement community, nursing home.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: It's my second home, my life. So bingo. The ladies
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: are playing bingo, which I actually have not seen people play,
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: and my dad's retirement community they play this other game
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: that I can't think of the name of. It's a
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: card game. Okay, bridge, but no, they do play bridge.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: But there's also there's this other one that's always on
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: the schedule and I had to ask someone what it
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: was because I had never heard of it. Anyway, So
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: they're doing a when If you've seen When hair He
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: met Sally, it's a talking head on a couch, old
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: people talking about how they met. But it's just ladies
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: because they have all outlived their husbands apparently, and so
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: it's either a single lady on the couch or two
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: ladies on the couch. There was one.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: There was one man playing, but man doesn't.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Doesn't speak at all. He's with all those ladies. It's
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: a it's a poly relationship, which I've heard happens. And
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: at the retirement community, when a single fella moves in,
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: the ladies pounce so they're already circling my dad and
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: my caf. So, yeah, he's there on the prowl. So
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: it's hard to prowl with your walker, but they.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Or easier because you getier.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: So we meet jove On and he's pushing a cart
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: with lemonade, which does not happen at my dad's my
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: community and like like charcooterie board. Yeah, he's and crackers.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: And he says he likes working in a nursing home
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: because the people have no filter and it's pure comedy. Yes,
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: that's true, but it's very low paying and unfortunately for him.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: He says, American women want a six pack six figures
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: and six inches and that's not me. Did you just
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: tell everyone he has a small penis?
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I think he did, because I mean six inches is like, okay,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I guess it's average. I don't know. I don't know.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Looking for my ruler that I used to have in
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: here and I'm always looking for and I don't know
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: what happened to Okay.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: So he is going to the Philippines to meet his
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: wife and he tells the old ladies, I'm going to
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: meet my wife. I've never met her. Before and one
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: goes oh okay, and his wife is Anna Lynne thirty eight,
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: same age from the Philippines and they met online five
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: years ago. They've been married for two years according to him.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: She says, what did he say? We've been together for
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: six years, married for almost three years. Get it straight.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: So they communicate.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: But you know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking he's doing
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: it in real time when they're filming, and she's doing
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: it as like in a year when.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: This air is probably really you think, so.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she was thinking like no, but when
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: this airs, it would have been I don't know.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: I think he's a guy and is not keeping track
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: that too. So they communicate over video like sending each
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: other hi husband, how are you, hi? Wife? How are you?
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Little videos? And she thought when she saw him online,
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: he was so cute to look at. Yummers. Yummers. Yummers
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: is the new yike. So this show just gives, and
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: it gives, it does blessed, Bounty, bountiful, this show is
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: so they would talk for hours. He made her feel
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: so happy. He wanted to travel there to meet her,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: but then COVID hit and there were travel restrictions, and
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: she didn't want to lose him. She saw online that
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: people were getting married on zoom during the pandemic, and
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: she thought, well, if we get married, he'll be able
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: to travel to the Philippines because you can do it
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: with spouses. But there was a money issue as well.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: It wasn't just the travel restrictions. I think that was
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: his excuse. It's taken him six years to save up
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: the amount of money to go to the Philippines.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Right, so he was to go anyway.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I guess he wasn't going to go anywhere. So they
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: get married over zoom. She's wearing a dress, a wedding
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: dress and everything, and has flowers, and.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: She's so pretty. Thank each other.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: She's gorgeous. So he explains to the old ladies that
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: he hasn't been able to go to afford yet. I thought,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: he really needs to do a better job of kissing
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: up to these ladies because they might have no grandchildren
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: to spend it on, and they could leave him in
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: their will and something might accidentally happen to one of
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: them and he could go to the Philippines. That's all
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: My thought is somebody a co worker should go around
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: with a little jar and be like, please help us
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: get Joe on to see his wife, and everybody would
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: throw in five or ten dollars, and then pretty soon
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: you got a few hundred bucks to do it again.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Every week you can get that ticket.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: The problem is is old people are notoriously cheap because
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: they don't know how much things cost, so they don't
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: could time they have one, they'd be like, how much
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: does it cost to fly there? Seventy five dollars? Okay,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: you're like.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: It's two thousand dollars, Well hold on him three dollars
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: in my burst. Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: So he says Anneline has changed since they've been together.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: She used to be a very positive person and now
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: she is cranky all the time, and we see some
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: texts where she's cranky and she says, no, I have
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: always been very feisty. I'm not a typical Filipino woman.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I don't like being told what to do. I'm going
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: to stand up for myself. And he says he had
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: to fight to be heard in the marriage, and they
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: just fight all the time now. So before he applies
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: for the spousal visa to come here, which again they
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: shouldn't be on this show, they should be on some
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: sort of different show like Bring My Spouse to America
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: like Angela and Michael because they're already married.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: So it's okay. I was like, no, because it is
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: before the ninety days, But I see what you're saying.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: It's not before.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: It's not a k one visa. It's a spousal visa.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Just like the other way they went there are that
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: didn't make any sense on the other way with Meno
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Anthony because they're already married, and that's true. It's a
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: live in Frances point they're running out of people.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: And the throuttle going to visit Mexico. That didn't really
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: make sense. Now in that season, they're just putting people in.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: So he wants to apply for the spousal visa, but
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: he doesn't think their marriage is on solid ground, so
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: he needs to go and actually meet her in person.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: And how much does the spousal visa costs? Is it
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: the same as the it might?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I think it's around the same. Okay, it's a lot,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: But I'm remembering Michael and Angela. What if like when
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: he meets her there's like an odor issue or like
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: he's allergic to her. Have you heard of that that
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: rare thing, like, what if it's something like that, they
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have They have no idea because they've never even met,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: they've never shared the same air space.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why he's got this sweet, sweet matt Chart
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: money to go over there and see her.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Exactly. So, his sister Ashley, who is the voice of reason,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: takes him to the store to help him pick out
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: some clothes because Anna Linda doesn't like the way he dresses.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I don't think Anelin Lynn likes anything about him. He's cute.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: She thought he was cute. I don't know if she
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: still does uh she I don't know if she still
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: thinks he's yummers. He might be down to a yum.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: So his sister thinks Annaline is funny, but she's also
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: a lot, which I can relate to. I have been
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: called a lot. Have you ever been called?
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I figured, yeah, women, uh well behave women rarely make
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: history or are ever called a lot? So she says
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: that Annalyn called her. She was at work, She's with customers.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Annaline calls and it starts bitching about jovonn and she's like,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I gotta I have customers here, and she couldn't get
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: her off the phone, and she's upset about this other woman.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: So Ashley says, what's the deal with this other woman?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: So Jovonne says, well, I've known this other one. We
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: never get her name. She's just this woman for a
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: long time. We talked for hours on the phone. We
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: were both having relationship troubles and we confide it in
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: each other. And Ashley says, why is Anneline so bothered
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: by this? Well, anyone would.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Be, anyone would be, anyone would be.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Joe Vaughn says, well, I used to have a thing
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: with this woman. And then Ashley gets it and she's like, oh,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: you're a dog my brother. I am disowning you from
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: the family. That's super shady. You should not be talking
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: to your ex. Yes, and that's why she's mad. And
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: he says, well, we never officially dated, but we had
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: feelings for each other. We don't know what that means.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: If she is she local, did they actually hook up,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: were they in the same airspace. We don't really know.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Who's the time to talk for hours on the phone.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: He seems to work very part time because multiple times
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: he says he talks to people for hours on the phone,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: like all day, what are you doing? That's why you
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: can't afford to go to the Philippines.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna have to get a lesser phone plan.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So he says they never officially dated, but they
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: had feelings. They lost touch, and then he reached out
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: when he was struggling in the marriage. He should not you.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: There's no one else you could have talked to. What
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: about you struggling?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Shes sorry, she.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Was right there. So he told Annaline because he wanted
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: to be honest, and she got very upset, and he says,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: I get why she's upset, but it's flatonic with this
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: other woman. And he tried to explain it to Anneline,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: but she blocked him, and she's it's always good when
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: you're blocking your spouse. He says, she's so unreasonable and aggressive.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: He calls her aggressive repeatedly, which I did not like
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: because she's not really being aggressive either, and just don't
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: call a woman aggressive. So she's like, that's why I
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: have to go outside the marriage to talk to someone
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: because of her. It's her fault.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Again, he was pretty understanding and knows Angeline, and she's
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: right there, right there.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: So Ashley says, she's unhinged and off her rocker, but
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: she loves her, She loves her, but she thinks she's entertaining.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: She's like the entertaining relative that is like slightly unhinged,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: you don't know what's going to happen, but you're down
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: for it because it makes family reunions less boring. So
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: she's like, she needs to talk to him though, or
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: they shouldn't be married, so she needs to unblock him.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: So very dramatic music. He calls Anelin and she answers
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: and we learned that the sister convinced her to block him,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: un block him him. Yeah, So he's leaving for the
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Philippines tomorrow and he calls it wife. He calls his
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: wife and he's like, what's going on? And she says,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: what do you think is going on? And he says,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: don't be so aggressive.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, what is going on?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: What do you think is going on? That was the tone.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: That's how much she raised her. Not aggressive, not aggressive.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: He says, you told me that if we were married,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: we couldn't keep anyone special from our past, and now
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: you're doing it and I know you're not actually cheating,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: but it's a baby step towards temptation and she's doing it.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: She's right, yeah, And he said, well I'm here. Oh,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: such a fucking baby. Sorry. I'm so annoyed at this guy.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm here alone, dealing with your problems and
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: my problems, and I didn't feel emotionally supported by you,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: and I wanted to be heard by someone. Call your sister.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: She's right there. She took you to that store called Michaels,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: which was not really Michael's but had the same time.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I was so annoyed when I saw that it wasn't
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: a real Michael's, Like, what I know of Michaels because.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I stole that font it was, Yes, it did.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Look like it was stolen.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so rude.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: So he I was like, Oh, he's going to go
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: buy some thread and yarn and diving paintings across it. Yeah,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: some decor. So she says, you have siblings, you have
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: a mom, you have a dad. That's not enough. You're an American,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: get therapy, and who can afford therapy? Okay. So it's
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: always like circumstances outside of his control, like it's other
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: people's fault that he doesn't have the money. That he
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: didn't feel supported that she's it's she's being aggressive, so
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: he had to go talk to someone else. So he
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: wants her to take accountability. That's rich.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: He's thirty eight. He's thirty eight.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: He's too young to be acting like this.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: And he's too old to be acting like this.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Exactly, sorry, yes, right, so he says. He says, when
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: you're dealing with problems, I try to be there for you,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: and Wendy, you show up for me. She says, I've
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: been waiting for you to visit me for six years.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: If you don't feel like that's enough, what is enough?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: And finally he says, I take accountability for what I did. Finally,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: and she's like, okay, so you're gonna stop talking to
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: her and he's like, uh, long long pause, Yes, but
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I want us to work on our communication.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: But I got to call her one more time to
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: tell her I'm not gonna call her anymore. Yeah, exactly, And.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: We do tend to talk for hours, so it'll be
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: one more time where we sit and talk for hours.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: So she is letting it go for now, but she
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: doesn't really trust him, and she plans to bring it
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: up when he gets there.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: So yeah, as she should Yeah yeah, so so far she.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Supported team annelin And if she's not supporting you, maybe
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: you don't should be in. Not in this relationship, you know, Like.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, he lives in this tiny town. He's got
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: a kind of a mediocre job. My whole thing is,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: if he's has this job for a while and they
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: seem to love him there, why not try to move
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: up the ranks or go to school and get like
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: a you know, go to a community college and get
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: a degree to be like a nurse's aide. Just do
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: something to better yourself. If you're devoted to staying in
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: this town, it's a low paying job. You're thirty eight
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: years old. There are things you can do. Yeah.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Or if you have time to talk for hours on
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: the phone, you could get up another part time job.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You got time to lean, you got time to clean.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: You got time to clean.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: And also those old ladies, they would talk to you
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: about your relationship problems. Totally talk to one of them.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: And there's no risk of cheating, or maybe there is.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's your thing.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I think they're there. I think he probably did cheat,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: don't you.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: With this other lady?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: I just still don't know why they're talking on the
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: phone for hours, because she also might be long distance.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: What if she's like also in the Philippines or something
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm wondering. Yeah, if he has a thing,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: if he's a sex tourist.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Essentially, they wouldn't be shocking, not Russia.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he thinks he's a really nice guy.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: But he did not come off well in this first episode.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Again, although you know, we change our minds on people.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: You know, I've already changed on Emma and z and
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I think they're in love. I mean, you know,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I've already changed my mind. Yeah, Okay, let's chat about
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Laura and beer Can.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I've got a lot to say, a lot to say here,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: and it's not all about his teeth, although those are upsetting. Okay,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: he's at the Airbnb. He's ironing his shirt and he says,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: she's rid of this airbnb for us. I'm so excited.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: It's so big and beautifull Kimberly, where does he live?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: You ask, Well, I'll tell you, he says, exactly, Because
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I stay with different friends sometimes in Ismir, sometimes Istanbul.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: That's why she can't stay with me because he's homeless.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I have a new prop and it's a red flag,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: and I'm waving it.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I'm getting Lauren of Lauren and Faith vibes. Yeah, he
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: just crashes on people's couches and cooks seafood in their bathroom.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, she can't stay with me because I
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: stay with friends sometimes in Ismir, sometimes in Istanbul, which
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: means I don't have a place of my own.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Right And also doesn't he need Are those places close
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: to each other? Or does he travel? Because I thought
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: he worked as a barista.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's also unclear. Maybe he has a job in
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: both places. Let's look it up, shall we. Let's google
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: on everybody loves it is mer to who is Stanbul?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: It's well, it's four hours and fifty three minutes.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: So he can't just be going back and forth.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Uh Uh, it's four hundred and seventy eight kilometers. That's
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: a driving for that is four hours and fifty three
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: minutes driving.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: There's so there's no way. So he either works part
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: time in one of those places, or yeah, both places
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: he works part time, or he works nowhere?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yes again, Well, how did he lose all this money?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: He had business ventures or something.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, after he was a professional footballer, which means he
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: played Ray Park with like Boujeou playing basketball, he invested
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: in failed business ventures. So I think when the friend
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: said does she know all of your situation? They said,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: do they know you don't have a home? Does she
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: know that you don't have a home and that you're
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: at my cow chaff at the time and her couch
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: alf at the time. All right, So he's on the
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: subway because this broke as don't have a car. So
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: he's on the subway and he gets a text she
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: landed early and she's just going to meet him at
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: the train station. So she's doing a quick darcy in
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, doing a quick little spruce up, and tells
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: she puts on addressed and she goes, okay, this is cute,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: and she does look cute, and she says, I do
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: worry he won't be attracted to me in person, because
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: you know they are almost they're nineteen years apart.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: And she has body image issues.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: From losing it. She lost a ton of weight. Now
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: she's got body image of shees from that, she feels good,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: but she doesn't feel like she looks her best.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: She was also sending him heavily filtered photos.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: And so it's a full vasaine blur.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: His expectations might not meet the reality. Yeah, although z
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: ed of Rebecca's ed, who I think she looks like
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: he was very happy with her, even though she looked
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: absolutely nothing like those photos.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but who knows how it's going now, you're gonna
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: have to tell me because you're watching diaries.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: So they meet and at first he seems happy. They
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: hug and they kiss. He's like, oh no, no, no,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: the talking head. They're out with the production and as
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: they do right when they meet, and he says, everything
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: is perfect, and the producer says, what do you think
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: of him? And she goes, he's amazing, exactly the esthetic
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I was describing dark romance male main character.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: What it's because romance novels. She's obsessed with romance novels.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: She's writing her own. He to her, looks like a
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: cover on one of like a pirate something on one
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: of these romance novels.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: So or a werewolf or shirt.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: To me, he doesn't all look anything like he should be,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: and he doesn't look like he should be in a
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: store that sells romance novels, but he thinks it looks
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: like a cover o guy. So the heart the beauty
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: is in the eye of the beholder.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yes. So then they ask him what do you think
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: of her? And he goes, She's perfect. I don't even
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: need to look at her. I don't need to. I
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: don't need I don't need I feel it. I feel it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm complete. And she goes, oh, best answer ever.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: And then she looks at the camera like wait what.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: She literally looks at him, and that does a gym
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: from the office like wait, was that a good answer
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: or not? Or he doesn't want to look at me
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: because I want to look, like what does it?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd rather picture the photos that I said.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: By the way, he doesn't look like his photos either. No,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: we saw some of his like motorcycle jacket black and white,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: not showing the teeth. Photos.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Come on now, they looked like AI.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So on the train, she's like, wow, I've just
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: never had such a great flight. It was such a
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: great flight, and he goes and she goes, yeah, it
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: was really nice, and so where are You're almost there? Yeah,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: he'll barely look at her, but she's like, oh god,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: he'll bear you look at me, but she is staring.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: It is so uncomfortable when somebody is staring at the
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: side of your face. She's like staring at the side
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: of his face, making googo wise at him. So of
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: course he's like looking at me, you know.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: And then also they're in public, so probably in Turkey
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: he can't have any affection towards her. Yeah, So she
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: said it's awkward and something is off. I was like,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I think you're weirding him out because you're staring at
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: the side of his face.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: So there's an odor issue. Maybe her breath was bad
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: and he's.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: She's been hours. Yeah, maybe he's like getting the shower.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: So they ride. They arrive at the airbnb and it's huge,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: is really nice, and she's like whoa. I think she's
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: like stunned, Like what your dollar can get you there, right,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: and so she goes, what should we do? He goes, well,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: you go get changed because you smell bad, and I'll
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: take you to see the coast. So she says okay.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: So they walk around there in is mirror, so he's
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: showing her is mirror and he says, architecture is the
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: art we live in and she goes, wow, that's profound.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: And then he says, and when the darkness comes, the
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: light shines out, and she goes, it's so crazy because
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: like the light is shining and all these people are
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: around and you know, and he goes, the people are zombies.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: They have no idea where they are going.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: So when you're to stay in Turkey, there is hot,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: there is cold. There is nothing between the donkey's ears.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, Sorfer, that is. And then at the talk of it,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, he does make a lot of random comments,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: like he makes things that are simple into a giant
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: philosophical discussion. It can be exhausting. It's a little ridiculous.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: But but but I like it. I love it. I
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: love it. I love everything he said. I love I
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: love it. Who are you trying to who are you
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: trying to get here? Lady?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Exactly? You hate it? Also, can he and Sarper make
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: the joint calendar with the quote of the day?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Perfect? Yes, So back at they're back at the apartment
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: and it's super awkward and she's, you know, she's so tired,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: and she says, so do you want to go to bed?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna think about go to bed, and he goes, well,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: from what I see, it's only nine o'clock and I'm
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: not tired, And so he goes, why don't you go
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: to bed, I'll watch a little TV and I'll join
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: you afterwards. Now, I think in my mind I would
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: have been like, well, I'll get in the bed, I'll
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: give you a little snuggle which you fall asleep. I'll
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: come back out here on watch TV. You know.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he would rather sit and watch the evening news
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: or whenever game is on TV than be with her.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: For the first time.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I think he wants her to shower.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I think he I think he's not attracted to her, and.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: He's not attracted to her, and he's scary's out to go, Yeah,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: walk a walk. So then as she goes into her room,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: the productions like, who you know, who's on your phone?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: She was Michael, she was. He's just been blowing up
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: my phone. He's checking on my flight. He saw that
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I landed. He's been checking on me, And you know,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: it's interesting that he's so far away, but he's more
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: in tune with what's going on with me than this
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: guy is. You know, I'm getting more attention from Michael
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: texting me than I am from this man that I
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: flew half across the world to meet. You know, I've
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: got a lot to process. I don't know what's going on.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: You know, him watching TV is different than what I expected.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: It feels off and maybe he's not attracted to me,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: which I think is I think is what it is. Yeah,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I think it's what it is.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Also, I think he's getting real nervous because she keeps
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: saying things like I want to move here. It's amazing.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: I would like to wake up to this view. And
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: he's like, that's not the plan. The plan is I
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: come to America.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she does talk about how gorgeous it is and
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: how she could live there quite a bit. Yeah, yeah,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: quite a bit.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: It's like one of those UK couples, the sassy one
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Sam and Ali. And she kept being like, I'm moving
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: to Turkey and she's like, no, no, that's not I'm
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: gonna make her show her the bad parts of town
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: so she won't want to live here.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: He's like, this is all the apartment we can afford,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: and like the toilets in the kitchen. He's like, what
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: do you want to do? You're gonna have to Pope,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Whitey Cook, I don't know. We're only gonna eat fish heads.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Too bad for you? Mm hmm, Okay, Let's move on
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: to Forrest and Shina and the Nooki God. So.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: I love how they are so offended by Shina giving
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: money to her parents and Forrest doesn't even have a
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: job because that's rich, although there is something shady going on.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: So Sina and Forrest Dorkey dance in their hero shot.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I loved it, very cute. They all cram into a
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: taxi together and Forrest says to hold her hand after
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: all this time was amazing, And cut to Mollie, who
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: is also in their talking head interview. It's the three
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: of them on the couch. Where is Dev? Can we
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: add Dev to this? We have on pillow talk.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Dev's not getting involved. He's a man of He's a
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: man of few words, a.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Few words, so he Molly goes. They did more than
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: hold hands. Walk O Waka, what are you, Squiggy? What
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: is happening?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Waka Waka is Fazzy Bear and I just ever, I
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: just put up a reel where I combined the two.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I'm very proud. I'm very proud of myself. Yeah, everybody
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: following me. Oh god, waa waa.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: So they are blown away by the traffic in the
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Philippines and the crazy like cars, the jeepneys made out
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: of old vehicles. They can't stay at Sheena's place in
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Manila because her parents own it, and they said Forrest
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: would have to pay for them to stay there, which
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: is insane, insane. So that's giving Patrick's dad in Brazil.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that he also wanted them to pay
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: to even though I think they own the apartment or.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Something, them to pay to have the child his grandchild's
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: first birthday. Yes, at his farm or whatever where he lives.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think they might be financially abusive towards Shena.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna we got it. This is a big
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: mystery of the season. So they go to the hotel
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: and he's carrying the huge jackfruit and Molly touches the
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: stem and she says it's sticky, and Forrest says careful.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: He's excited. Ew ew, that's your mom. The more sexual
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: innuendo jokes, the more Norman bates this all field. So
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: the place is very small and the two rooms with
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: a shared wall is not going to be good for
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: boom boom.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I loved the camera. I love the camera angle. It's
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: just showing right then walking into her room and Molly
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: walking in her room and how they were just like, Yes,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: it was a great camera work.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: The twelve seconds of three virgin thrusts and then it's over.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Is gonna that sound is going to travel through the
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: two inches of plywood? Wow, that is separating. So Forrest
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: gives sena see through lingerie thankfully when Molly was out
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: of the room, she's in her room and she says
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: she's nervous because she's a virgin, but Forrest makes her
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: feel confident in her body. And I don't really blame
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Forest for this, I kind of blame Molly. What made
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Molly think that a for a virgin would want see
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: through thongs for her first time?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Who would want to wear a well, I don't know
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: this is personal preface, but who wants to wear like
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: a lacey thong? Yeah, if you want to wear like cotton,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: but like lacy, it's just it's all just for show.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it looks itchy. And also Forrest gives
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: off in cell who watches too much porn vibes? Yes,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: and the tweets kind of back that up, and I
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I do still think there's hope for him. He just
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: needs a really good sit down and I could do it.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: So he's gonna brush his teeth with his electric toothbrush
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: without turning it on. But that could that could be
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: an autism thing. I've heard people have sensory things with
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: brushing their teeth.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Then why get an electric toothbrush?
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: That that's the question.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Maybe for she told him it was too loud, when yeah,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I thought it too the sound.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: So he says he's nervous to lose his virginity and
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: worried that he won't blow her socks off. And he
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: says blow her socks off, and he borrows a lot
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: of phrases from Mollie. So the next day, Sheena and
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Forrest are in bed. Molly and dev go to have
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: coffee by the pool and leave them alone for five seconds,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: and they're joking around in bed and it's very I've
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: got your nose. Oh you're so silly. Here's the tickle
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: monster coming and the glass arm wrestle. It's very juvenile.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: But whatever, they're laughing. They're having fun, and he says
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: last night was great, but he's learning things like nighttime,
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Shina is very grabby and very physical. R makes a
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: lot of noises, pirate noises, and so he says, I know,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: I talked up a big game last night about having sex,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: but I really think it's good that we waited until
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: we know each other more in person. And she agrees,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: We're gonna wait and get to know each other more
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: and we'll know when the time is right, but it'll
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: be when Molly isn't around, So yeah, that's good decision.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: So Shina takes the four of them to History Chinatown,
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: and Molly says, I heard some interesting things like giggling
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: coming from your room last night. Did you guys do
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: the old knook and ook?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: It's so upsetting, It's so upsett it gets worse, it
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: gets worse.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: It's worse in front of the cab driver, who I'm
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: praying doesn't speak English, and they say, no, we didn't,
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: and Molly's like why, and they say it wasn't the
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: right time because you were in the other room and
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: you were waiting.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Things like cab nook in the Harry so inappropriate.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: So they're like, it wasn't the right time, much like
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: this is not the right time to be having this
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: conversation in front of the cab driver. Yes, so, Mollie says,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: you can always come to us if you have questions
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: about sex, and then dev decides to speak for the
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: first time on this trip and says, it's not an
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: embarrassing subject to me. It's interesting.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: It's interesting to talk about your son sex life.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: It takes practice to be good at it, and Molly goes, yes,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: that's true. DEVI and I have practiced a lot like
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: just stop, please do God stop, and Forrest and Sheena
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: are very uncomfortable, and Molly keeps going. She keeps you
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: won't stop. I respect you guys for waiting, and there's
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that. Stop there, just stop talking. Don't
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: keep talking, and then she's going, but she keeps going.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: There are other things you can do if you don't
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: want to do the knook and Ookay, there's oral sex,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: there's fondling. She starts listing things again. Cab driver right there.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Please dear God, don't speak English.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Oh God, So.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Forrest says, I know you're trying to be helpful, but
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: you're being very disrespectful. Please stop. If we want your advice,
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: we'll ask for it, and she goes, okay, fine, and
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: she's all pissy and like she wasn't being completely inappropriate,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: and she's like, why is he being like this? This
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: is like a one eighty from our normal conversations. That
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: that's your problem. You were taking him to a lingerie
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: sex store to pick out vibrators, and you talked about
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: this too much, so it should be a one eighty
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: from your normal conversations. And she goes, I see where
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: this is headed. She not already has your control her
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: thumb in him. Let's not forget that she was lying
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: for years and I don't know if Forest will hold
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: her accountable, so I need to You're just pissy because
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Forrest snapped at you in the car, and you're going
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: to take it out on Sina and ruin your first
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: day there. So they go to Chinatown. There's this parade
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: fiesta procession coming through for a religious holiday of some
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: sort Catholics. Yeah, and they're waving. They're so excited. It's
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: like a plane is taking off all over again. Hi. Hi,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: They're so excited. And Sina says she's part Chinese, so
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: she wanted to show them how the two cultures mix
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: there and She takes them to a noodle place. I
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: was focused on the noodles. So she's very excited that
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Mollie is accepting her. Oh, poor girl, you don't even
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: know what you're walking into. It's more than noodles that
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: you're walking into. So they're all sweaty and slurping delicious noodles,
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: just ripping sweat and broth. It's just sweat and broth
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: and then the tears. Sweat, broth and tears.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: That's her supposition.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Should have been called wet broth and tears.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, last episode was just sweat and tears. In this
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: episode we added broth.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So Mollie says, Shina, I want to tell you
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: I really appreciated your apology. Okay, good, stop there, But
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: I still have questions, and Sina goes, okay, mom. She
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: calls her mom now and she's like okay, and Molly says,
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: I want you to look me in the eye and
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: please be honest and truthful. Tell me why you lied
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: about the money that was for you to come to
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: America and you and Forrest could be a family together.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Why did you lie? And Sheina says, I owe you
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: a million apologies. I hope you understand being the breadwinner
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: for your parents is a cultural thing here, and Molly says,
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I understand that, but my issue is the lying. And
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Sina says she was scared because my mom guilt tripped
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: me and she called me selfish for not giving her money.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: And Molly's like, I just need a direct answer about
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: the lying, and Sheina is struggling, like she's going to
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: have a panic attack or she's just pretending, and it's
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: hard to tell, actually, like.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: It's if it is her, I agree with you.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she does this all the time
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: and this is manipulation, or if she is genuinely very upset.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: So if she does also we never found out why
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: she was on that social media group, and if she
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: also is on has autism spectrum disorder and has the
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: sort of conversations, true because she's really avoiding the core
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: issue here, which is the lying. And it felt a
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: little like when Niles was confronted with things and he
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: would do that masking thing that he talked about he
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: was essentially lying, but it was because he had never
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: learned how to be in those uncomfortable conversations or let
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: someone down, have someone be mad at him so he
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: would lie. Yeah, it's hard to it's hard to watch.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: So she keeps going at him, and Forrest is like,
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. I also kind of
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: want answers, but I don't like seeing her upset. So
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: shea says, I'm so scared to tell my of my parents.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: They say bad things about me to other people and
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: it affected me emotionally and physically and like, and she's
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: just blubbering and crying and rambling, and Molly says, tell us,
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: why did you lie? Why didn't you just tell us?
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: And she is like, sorry, I'm sorry. Move and you
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: can't even understand her, and Molly says, here's the manipulation again,
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: here's the tears again. Put those the Kleenex away. We're
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: not falling for it.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and like crying girl.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah she So she's crying, blubbering, not making any sense.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Forrest is like, please be strong, please speak clearly so
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: we can understand what you're saying. And Molly says, why
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: did you lie? And she just says, I felt so
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: scared if I didn't give them money, they would say
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: bad things about me. What is she talking? Do they spread.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Gossip about her or her own daughter.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Things, or do they say mean things to her and
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: say things that are devastating to hear. So it's it's
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: very strange. And Molly says, dev without these tears, does
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: this make any sense to you? Don't fall through the tears,
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: And he says no, not really. And she's like, Molly says,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: if you were scared, Forest would have come and saved
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: you from your parents, why didn't you just tell him
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: because he has white savior complex and does makes any
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: sense to you? And Forrest says yes, And he's like,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to stick up for her. And he says,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: if you love your parents, you'll do anything to make
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: them love you. And it's hard for them to stick.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: It's hard to stand up to your parents. It's hard
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: for me to say no to you, mom and stick
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: up for you. And you know, stands up for Sheena.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: So I understand why she had trouble standing up to
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: her parents, and he says, I think she did us
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: know what to say, She gets overwhelmed, she gets diarrhea
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: of the mouth, and I wouldn't be a good boyfriend
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: if I let her flounder there. And she knows she
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: he says, she knows what she did was wrong, So
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: what's your goal here? Mom? You're just gonna keep berating
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: her until she keeps crying and has no tears left.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: And he goes, we need to get her away from
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: the parents. They are the root of the nasty tree.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: And okay, so she uh huh. So she just says,
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: are you willing to confront your parents? And she says, yes,
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: that's the only way to do this. We have to
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: confront my parents. And Molly says she should have done
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: this years ago, and Forrest says, there's no use talking
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: about what people could have done. Let's move on. You're
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: acting hostile and this was supposed to be our first
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: meal together and it's turned into a full on disaster.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: And then he wipes away Sina's snotty face, and Molly says,
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Forrest has the blinders on, and now we're the big
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: bad nasties from the Nasty Tree. Wait until he gets
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: the Yeah, so we were the big bad nasties because
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: we made Sena cry because he's clovismatized, he's Vachina mattized,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: even though they haven't had sex. And she's like, I'm
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: going to figure out why she lied. So she's still
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: going to work on this.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I think we're going to meet the parents, and they're
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: going to be a real nasty.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Piece of work from the nasty tree, from.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: The nasty tree. They're the root of the nasty tree.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Or they're going to be like these sweet, this little
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: strange Filipino couple. They are going to be all shriveled
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: up and be like, we don't know what she's talking about.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: She told us she doesn't want to go to the
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: United States. Look at our beautiful home that she bought us.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: I just can't wait to get to the bottom of this.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: She just molly. The way she's going about it is
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: all wrong.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: She she's aggressive.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: She's aggressive.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, okay, we'll finish it out with Lisa and Daniel.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: The dumbest woman ever that lived.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: And about the nasty tree, I mean she fell out
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: way down. She did, you know, like we used to say,
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: like hit by the ugly tree and had every that
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: was They used to be the insult. But she is
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: from the stupid tree because I would not insult her
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: looks fell out.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Of the ugly run over by the ugly bus.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't heard that one. Yeah, so I've heard
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: when God has given out brains, he skipped you? Or
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: did you show up that day?
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Have you heard? Take a look in the mirror, Jovie,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Mother nature does not bless you. Yes, never forget, never forget. Okay,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Lisa and Daniel. So she says she's nervous. She goes,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I'm so nervous. I'm scared I see him. I'm gonna
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: pay because when I get nervous, I pay, it's gonna
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: go right down my leg.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, stop talking about the pee. I was getting uncomfortable.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Well, you might need to see a doctor. Yeah. Her
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: voice sounds.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: So much baby, A long time ago, but yeah.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Like thirty years ago. She she sounds so much like
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Molly Mollie Bra, Bra Mollie.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: I love Mollie, but she's problematic, but she is. But
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: she sounds like Yeah, he sounds like and I do
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: miss her and Cynthia on pillow Talk. I'm kind of
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: sad they're no longer friends. But uh, to me, she
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: sounds like Gypsy Rose, and she looks Lisa looks like
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: she could be Gypsy Rose's mother. It's shocking. And they're
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: both from the Bayou. I think they share the same
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: family tree.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Because God will, that'd be a twist make amy Arch
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: are so happy. So so she goes, I just wonder
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: when I get there, what he's gonna think about me.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: And he's gonna be like, wow, she looks older than
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I thought. So she says, you know, her daughter Faith
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: has brought up some serious issues about him possibly being
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: this gammer. Well, you thought that yourself when you first
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: texted you thought he's a gammer. Yeah, So she shows
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: us that she's taking three brand new wigs with her
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: and she's gonna have one inner carry on so she
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: could put it on before she sees him. And she goes,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: where in a wig is not fun, It's terrible. It
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: makes you sweat, it sticks to your hair, it gives
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: you rashes and sores. But it makes him so happy.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Why doesn't she just get extensions?
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Her hair is short, but it's definitely
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: long enough.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: That she could get she could get contentions.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Remember Stan and Lisa and Melissa. She had that time
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: that really short hair from prison and they put that
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: the horrible extensions, the noodle hair.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, right into right into that buzz cut. Yeah you don't.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: I do say all the time, ladies, raise your standards
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: and be your own prince charming. I never thought I
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: would have to say, if a man wants you to
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: change yourself, and changing yourself gives you a rash, fuck him. Yeah,
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: also solars, She says, sores sores, you oozing sores. You
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: are almost sixty years old. I don't believe she's only
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: fifty two. If you like, that's like what something a
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: twenty year old would do. Yes, like, yes, it gives.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Me a rash.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: But he really likes me.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: My name is Emma.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because when you're twenty years sometimes dumb. But I
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: think nowadays even women like are onto that sort of
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: he's gaslighting me. He's toxic, he's loved bombing like women
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: are a little bit like more hip too, manipulation and
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: bad men. I feel like, I hope then, But but
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: you're like so old to be acting this way.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: I agree. I don't understand why. She just think it extensions.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I'm upset about it. So her daughter Faith is in
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: the kitchen, and.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Why because she doesn't have the money and she would
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: have to ask her friend Gina for the money.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I think if you've bought now like
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: eight wigs, you probably could have gotten one round of extensions,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: or even just bought like what Ingray got had Bravo gone.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I think those are from Amazon tape ins like express
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: your I don't know how that would look.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: She stopped. She stop with the wigs.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Shes stop. Your scalp needs to breathe.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're okay. So her daughter Faith is in the
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: kitchen and she's selling production. You know, my mom has
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: headed to Nigeria. I don't know how it's going to go.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: She has no sense of direction. And yeah, I'm hopeful
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: she gets what she's hoping for, but I'm concerned.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Saith, if you want to apply for a conservatorship, I
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: will co sign. You have video evidence of your mom
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: falling out of the stupid tree. So yeah. Meanwhile, Brittany
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: was on a conservatorship for a decade and Lisa is
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: just wandering free making romantic decisions for herself.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Brittany's been posting a lot of hopeful messages for the
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: new Year, with a lot of dancing. Good for her dancing,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: so she uh, so mom comes into the kitchen and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: she goes, Now, Faith, you have to remember, the certified
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: letter is coming in the mail for the divorce, and
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: when you get it, you got to take it right
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: to the post office because then the divorce will be finalized.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: All the twenty ninth that you have to take the
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: certified letter to the post office. So she goes, okay,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: and she's.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Not divorced yet. No from spouse number.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Five, get out my red flag. So Faith looks a woman.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Faith says, not only did you lie about having a
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: fleeing with a woman you married a few and you
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: also told him you're not married. And if that happened
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: to me, somebody said that to me, I would be
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: And she goes, Faith, I'm gonna come clean and tell
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: him everything on this trip. I'm not going to accept
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: a proposal until we have the whole conversation. He will
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: know about it beforehand. Trust me, I got this.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: This is one of those cases where the American is
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: way worse.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Way worse. So the talking head she goes, he asked
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: me if I was free to marry, and I said yes,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: because in my mind I'm free to marry. I've been
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: separated for over nine years. Why have you not got
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: divorced yet? Just didn't get around to it, just didn't
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: get around.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it costs money.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Her droppinghead. Faith goes, you know, I struggle to trust
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: my mother, and I do worry she's gonna go over
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: there and get married again, Like, don't ruin your life
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: and get married to somebody before you're ready again. So
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Lisa says, okay, I'm ready to go. I gotta go
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: get my phone. And it's the last thing. I gotta
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: get my phone. So she goes to her room, gets
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: her phone. She's putting in her bag, and the producer says,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: if Daniel ask you to marry him while you're in Nigeria,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: will you keep your promise to Faith? And she goes,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: would I go against Faith's wishes? I want to say no,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: but my heart says, hold on to Daniel and do it.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Jump with both feet in. I want to be missus Daniel.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: I want to be with him. I want to be
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: a part of him. I want to be his wife.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I would hope that I do, but
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know to which I say, what is Daniel's
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: last name?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Is he share?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Is he Daniel Daniel? See mister Daniel Daniels.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I think because they would have bleeped his last name,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: so they maybe wanted her to just say his first name.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: But it sounds it sounds like she's writing his name
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: in her binder with the heart next to it, being
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: like missus Lisa Daniel. She's like trying out the different names.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: She talks like she's a teenager who has watched twenty
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: seven dresses too many times.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I want to be missus Daniel. Literally, does she not
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: know his last eight thousand? My question? Okay? So? Or
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: she can't pronounce it, or he says, just call me
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Daniel Daniels. So they're heading to the airport and she's like, Faith,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: when I get to Nigeria, you will see how happy
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: I am, and you're going to be so happy for me.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: No, she's not. No, fuck your happiness, mom, You've ruined
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: both of our lives.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: They're talking to her, she goes it feels surreal. After
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: twenty one years of dating only women, I'm going to
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Nigeria to date a scammer. But I love him. I
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: love this scammer. This is the biggest risk I've ever taken.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: I hope he accepts me for who I am and
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: becomes my sixth and final spouse.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's like a She's reached the final
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: boss in Super Mario Brothers. She's get to marry Bowser.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Does she hear herself?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know yourself. This is all video footage to
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: go in the file for the conservatorship.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: The Faith is putting her in a conservator ship. Yes,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: she's not allowed to marry, and she needs to be
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: sterilized just in case she can still get pregnant.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: I am, I'm down for all of this.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: In the car they arrived to the airport, she goes, oh,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: I got it in a pie of pants, and Faith goes, okay, Mom,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: remember look at me in the eye. Remember, don't get
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: married on this trip, even when your divorce comes through.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: And ask questions, and she goes, I am, I'm gonna
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: tell him everything, and I'm gonna ask questions like what
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: is your last name?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: So Faith needs to go on this trip with She
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: needs a companion here, and that does Orship.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: So she's walking through the air but going oh my god,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, I can't believe it.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I'm doing it. I'm doing my god,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: my god, Daniel, I'm coming.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, I hope she found a bathroom.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: I hope she did too. I hope she's got some depends.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: So twenty four hours earlier in Lagos, Nigeria, we see
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: a very poor area. So we see all this b
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: roll of somebody coming up in a boat and they
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: keep focusing on the ground which does appear to be
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: covered in clothing, yeah, or trash, trash, but it's like
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: flattened like clothing. I was confused. Okay, So we see
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: a very poor area with you know, groundcover, it's unclear
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: what it is. We meet Daniel age thirty nine. Now
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: he is really cute.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's handsome, he is for sure.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: He's a Christian. He needs in the Igbo tribe. In
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: the tribe, they even traditions. They love competition, They work
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: hard and you have to be honest. He grew up
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: very poor. Sometimes I only eat once a day. He's
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: very very close with his family. But he lost his
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: mom and before she died, she told him a white
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: woman protected me in war, so you need to marry
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: a white woman. And that's how he meant, Lisa.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: I thought God told him that he was going to
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: marry a white woman.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Hmm. Interesting. He says, Lisa is fifty two and lives
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania, and no, I don't know her last name.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: He says, she is beautiful, she has a good body,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: she has good body structure, she is thick. She has boobs,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: and he does the hand. He says, she has boobs,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: and so she has what I want. She supports me financially,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: and that makes me feel loved. Yes, I am in love.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: With herm And she's been sending him full body shots
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: that are heavily redacted.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: So he goes to see a spiritual leader named Ekichi,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: who does have the Lisa left el lopas one pass
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: gender is.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: I thought it was Ezekiel. I thought it was left eye, Ezekiel,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: left eye, Ekichi.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Ekichi, and Daniel is telling him. He says, I need
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: you to help me, and he just pray to the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: gods for me. I have concerns about the white woman
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: that's coming to visit me, so I need to ask
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: the ancestors the thoughts. And here are my three concerns.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Number One, she vapes, m Okay, we hadn't heard that one,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: but all right, she could save money right there, you
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: get those extensions. Number Two, she's been married twice, no brother,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: five times. She was physical number three she was physical
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: with a woman one time. And that is the worst thing.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: His culture to not believe in that with the same
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: sex you could be banished or killed. Geez, now that's scary.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: That's scary. It's Eki is talking to the gods and
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: they say, go ahead with your journey. It's going to
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: bring you success. Show me both your palms, you're blessed.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Everything's fine. Now, I don't like that. Their culture believes
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: you could be killed for being in the same sex relationship.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: That's their culture. But I don't like this. She's going
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: there and she's going to be telling him all of this.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: That's scary to me. Yeah, anyway, the gods say it's
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: going to bring you success. So he says, yeah, he.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Like rolls these, it's all. It sounds like roulette, and
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: he rolls things. And then he's drawing chalk on the
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: ground and he's getting some messages.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: And he's keeps screaming, I am not deaf. Speaks to me.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not I am not deaf. You can speak. Yeah,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: So Daniel says, I have been talking to God all
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: about leaving Nigeria and being with her could change my
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: life for good. Okay, so he wants to go to
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: the States, No if sands or butt, No, maybe he's
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: not using her. He is, But if she's going to
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: get that.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: One thousand percent, is he one thousand percent is?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: But what she gets Nookie Nikki and his six husband,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: maybe it'll be worth it. Yeah.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: I saw a transactional always on this show. I just
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: if people would be more honest about it being transactional
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: would be better.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, next time on Jovon lands in the Philippines and
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: she's standing in the airport waiting and she jokes it's
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: like ordering something online and getting excited when you get
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: to unwrap it, which you and I relate because we
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: are on launch on first Yeah, Laura booked a session
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: with the plastic surgeon to have a consul while she
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: was there, which is a great idea because everybody goes
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: to Turkey for the cheaplus surgery.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: Exactly, except don't do it on your face, because we've
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: seen Jarcy and Stacey.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Her face is pretty good.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: She has needed on her face.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: So she's regretting immediately having burken come because they're taking
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: pictures of her loose skin. That a lot of people
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: have if you lost that much weight, and they're showing
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: the pictures on the screen like the before and after
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: what they can do, And she should have told that doctor,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: don't show these pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Don't show the pictures. Yeah, he's going to see it.
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  Speaker 2: If they're gonna do then it's gonna or it could
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: be she maybe would be in the dark. She would
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: rather do it in the dark.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do it with all our clothes on, it'll be.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Or he's just he has to watch the news every
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: night and busy scores of the games that were on TV.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: So Nietscha came out with a new book and he's yeah.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot. That was surprising. He didn't pull out
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: a niche book instead of watching TV. I would actually
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: be like, TV is the devil for your soul. I
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: prefer to read.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay. Emma tells the ed you know, I
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: know that you follow thousands of girls, and she tells
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: about some extension she has on her laptop that shows
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: when people are following and un following people. On pillow Talk,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Colonie and Kaleni, one of them said that they have
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: that they can see who other people followed. When it
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: was like the numbers were changing.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Ouse, I was like, anyone can see who people are following. Yeah,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: but this must have an algorithm. It shows you the insights.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: They're following this many women.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I think it's like today he followed four more new women.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Here's who the new women are exactly. Yeah. Yeah, she
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: asked him, since you've been with me, have you been
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: speaking romantically to other girls? And he just gives her up.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Forrest and Sheena tell Molly and Dev they're going to
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: meet with Sheena's parents alone first, and Mom was like, Nope,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: bad idea. No, not a great idea. She says, the
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: way that they have manipulated Sheena, they're going to be
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: able to manipulate you too, Forest. And you know, I
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: don't know Sena. For all, I know you're involved in
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: this too. And Sheena says, my parents aren't bad people.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: My family is not bad people. And she's like, oh, well,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: the story changes again.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: I thought she was saying to Forrest, I think you
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: might be involved too, like Sho, she was talking to Sheena.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: You're involved too, And then she says, my family's not
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: bad people, and oh the story changes again. But the
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: funniest thing about the scene was they're wearing ridiculous hats.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: They're wearing like rice, like harve like you're going to
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: harvest rice. But dev is wearing it in one part
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: of the scene, and then Molly is wearing it. I
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: don't know if it's the same hat and they're trading
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: back and forth.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Or they're sharing it to see who can look the
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: most gillis and I DM. Yeah. And at the airport,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Lisa arrives in Nigeria and Daniel has like these dancers
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: are there dancing for her and she's so overwhelmed.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Is that for her or was that just at the airport?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Well, Michael never did of Angela. Yeah, that's true, and
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: he seems to get down on one d and propose
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: at the airport, what's going to happen? What's going to.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: Happen if she gets married? Faith disown her. You need
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: to she needs to just emanticipate yourself. Go no contact
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: and you don't deserve this.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Go live with Juna even though she may be crazy too.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's not Gina, it's Tuna Juna.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: That is it? Everybody? That is our episode? And really
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: I saw that of your show A Date with Dayline.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: I did see that Keith and Mink are going to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: be hosting someone New Year's Eve over on NBC.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: They always are on this program that NBC does that's
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: like a wrap up of the year, and it's usually
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: hosted by Hoda and what's her face? Yeah, and they
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: always are one of the I don't know what you'd
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: call it, but it's those those round up montage episodes
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: or they'll be like, the next thing that was big
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: in twenty twenty five was y and they have a
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: bunch of quick cuts of random celebrities talking about that thing.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, see I thought they were. I was like,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: are they going to be like Anderson Andy and like
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: hosting No, Josh.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: They're but they're very funny on it. It's it's always
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: very funny. So yeah, I'll record and they always put
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: Mink and Keith together.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: It's right because they trying to make think like they
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: really hate each other, but they're really very fun.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: To Yeah, they have like a bromance or a friend
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: of me's.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, friend of mees. Yeah. Well, for New Year's Eve,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be going just down the street to
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: our country club for a thing, and then I'm gonna
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: get to bed early because next dam headed to New
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Orleans for the Sugar Bowl. Yay go sports. I'm very excited,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: and everybody, you'll get your episodes. Don't worry because we
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: don't take a break. We keep this train on the tracks.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: Baby, but that super Bowl, it's coming around the track.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: That wow. I know that one day we get a break,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: but they'll still be an episode. Don't worry. Don't worry
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: unless I have no ads that week. If I have
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: no ads that week, I might actually skip it, but
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: I will. I will.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: I should take one week off. People take weeks.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Off, not this lady. I'm looking. I don't see. I
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: don't know when the super Bowl is to look and see.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: I was going to look at see if I had
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: an add that week, because if I didn't, not could
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: go ahead and say I'll skip that week. But then
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: I couldn't skip that wee because I've still got loved
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: during lockup, I've still got Yeah.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: But you can skip one episode.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I could. But then, in the words of what Michael
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Jackson said, if I go to sleep, then God will
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: give prints all the good songs. So that's why he
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: would never sleep, because he felt that God would channel
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: all the good music to Prince and he would lose out.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: You know what he else said, I like little Boys.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: So you know what else he said, give me an
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: extra dose of that propofol.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's not quote.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: La no, no, no, you can no. I'm just trying
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: to say. So, if you take a break, you fear
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: that somebody will come in and take your place.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, but podcasting is not like YouTube, where
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: if you don't record, or if you don't put it
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: out on an episode for the week, like the algorithm
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: pushes you down. On YouTube, you have to release like
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: every week, yeah, or you get pushed down the algorithm
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: YouTube is I mean, podcasting's not really like that, at least.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Not that I well, whenever we see the Super Bowls
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: coming out, we'll see what's happening, and maybe I'll do it,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: but it's highly doubtful. Don't don't try, don't try to
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: scurr your responsibilities. Kimberly, You'll still be here. You'll still
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: be here. Everybody, make sure you're following Kimberly and Katie.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: So when they do come back from their break in January,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: our leisurely break, leisurely break, they're strolling around getting shit
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: done like real people, and make sure you're following them
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: at date dateline, but make sure you're following me at
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Pink Shade Pie, because I have put together quite a
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: real that is, of all these nookie noki waka waka
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: put together a whole yeah, because because next week she'll
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: have another one. So I'm saving them because then I'm.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Gonna yeah, yeah, oh it's so good.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: But you do have to look at the one I
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: just put up because it is Fozzy where it always
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: goes walk a walka.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, no, it totally is. It's Fozzy Bear. Yeah.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: These are things I do. When I'm supposed to be
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: cleaning up my house for Christmas. I find clips of
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Fozzy Bear doing walk a walka. Everybody, thanks, and I
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: will see you later this week. I'm doing a End
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: of Your Bravo wrap up with Mandy Slitzker. Last week
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: I did End of Your TLC wrap up with Kim Cray.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Super fun. This one with Mandy about the year in Bravo.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: We'll be equally as Lucy Goosey. And then I'll be
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: back here with Kimberly on Friday to talk about ninety Day.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: The other way we just got to be wrapping up.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: It's episode twenty.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm so excited to listen to your sixty days.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: I had insomnia last night and it came I saw
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: it pop up on my phone because I was, oh
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: yeah on my phone at three am, and then like
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: I saw the video pop up and I started watching
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: it and I was like, I really need to try
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: to go to bed.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, sixty days and ended that, I mean it ended.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: But we have the two new We have the reunion
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: uisode and then six months later episode and then it
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: hits exactly when Love during lock Up starts back. And
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: then Zaria just got arrested from Love during Lockup, So
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: we've got lots to talk about. She did, Yeah, she
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: was in Palm Beach doing some sort of club appearance
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: and it was a intent not to kill with the
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: deadly weapon like deadly weapon but not intent to kill.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: She was. They just let her out. She just got
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: bond like four days later. She was jail, like four days.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Someone is the mother of two what are you doing? Crazy?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: And your parents run at church?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Amen? They do. The mom looks like Mark Simpson. Yeah,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: and all the kids have those z names. That nobody
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: can pronounce. So yeah, so we got a lot to
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: talk about over there. So that's what's going on. Everybody.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Happy New Year. But I don't talk to you between
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: now and then, but again, I'll be back on Thursday
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: with Mandy and Friday with Kimberly. Bye bye