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Episode 41. Intergalactic Tinder & Black Widow vs. The T-Rex (Feat. O.G. Philosopher, Tre) · High n' Dry Podcast

• 0:15
  SPEAKER_02: Who would be hilario who would be a hilarious choice for each of those people to fight?
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: Um Black Widow versus Larry Flint.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_04: Or um That's who she fought technically in the movie.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_02: Venom would be pretty funny against most people.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_06: I thought you were about to say Moses.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_02: We're now doing Bible characters.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: That that would could get dicey real.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but also I'm down for it, but like I'm down.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_02: If we want broad appeal, probably not a good choice.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_06: Um okay, Black Widow versus the Kitchen Velociraptor from the first Jurassic Park.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_02: The kitchen velociraptor was real effective.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: Real effective.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_02: Versus kitchen velociraptor.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe Tyranna the Tyrannosaurus from Jurassic Park.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_00: The first Raptor.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_06: I'm down.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_04: I'm fine with it.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_04: I'm fine.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: You talk about the one who got Newman on the toilet.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Newman wasn't on the toilet.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we gotta save this then.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_02: We gotta save this conversation because if that's what we're gonna do.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_06: Alright, cool.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_06: Alright.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_06: Black Widow versus the Tyrannosaurus.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_03: A Tyrannosaurus.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_06: That'll be fun.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_06: Works right.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_02: Did we do Black Widow in one already?
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 2:04
  unknown: Okay.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_02: One of our most boring.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: I'm glad we I'm glad we moved to a more uh silly style, like a more absurdist style, because one of our most boring episodes was Ezio versus Aria.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_02: One of the most boring episodes.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: They're very well put together.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_02: It was a good fight.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_02: Boo.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: Except in the in round one, where it's just a grown man beating a teenage girl to death.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_06: Oh shit.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_06: Alright.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_06: Well, cool.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_06: I'm ready to go.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_06: You guys good?
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, let's do it.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_06: Alright, hey everybody.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_06: Welcome to High and Dry Podcast, the only podcast where we do all of our own stunts.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_06: I'm Ryan Barron North, your host, Trunken Philosopher.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_06: I forgot who I was for a moment there.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_06: Hasn't even started yet.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_06: Who am I?
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_06: Joining us today.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna answer that question.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_06: Uh joining us today.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_06: As always, James Crosslin.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_06: James, what's going on?
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_06: What's up?
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_06: I see you looking around the studio.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have my weed.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know where I put it.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know what?
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: Where is it?
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have the atomizer.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, can you just like mainline it?
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: I might.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_02: This battery might have some charge.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: Just gonna shoot this into my toes.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just gonna shoot it in my eyeball.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: Um so let's cut all that.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_06: Um that's good material.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm doing really great.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks for throwing me the intro.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: I've got my marijuana products.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_02: I just got off a week-long hackathon where uh in the final stretch I coded for like 20 hours.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, and I was real tired and hallucinating a little bit, and I slept for like 15 hours, and it was real great.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_02: Nice, nice.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what that's like anymore.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: I burned out and now I don't want to code anymore.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_06: Well, joining us this week.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_06: What transition do you have?
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_06: I'm burnt out and I want to die.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_06: Joining us this week, returning to the show, um, the original third man.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_06: What's going on?
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_06: How you doing?
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: Was the second man before?
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_02: I was the third man and dropped out, and then I got promoted to second man.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_04: What's up?
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_04: I'm here.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_06: Rounding out our potential audience.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_06: Diversity!
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_04: Bringing a significant player that's not in there.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_06: Uh really rounding out our potential audience.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_04: What's going on?
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_04: Nothing much.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_04: Uh haven't been doing a codathon or nothing.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_04: Uh just feeling like I'm done.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_04: But you know, life, life, you know, regular life.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, no, I feel you.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_06: Well, welcome back.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_06: Good to have you.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_06: So for those of you who just joining us, you know the deal by now.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_06: This is how high and dry works.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_06: We start our episode off with a conundrum, a quandary, a question.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_06: We talk it out, and then it devolves into a fist fight, as those things often do.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_06: But what sets us apart, what makes us special, is that first we get a little drunk and we get a little high.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_06: So, James, what are you smoking this week?
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: This week I have a a favorite.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_02: It's been on the podcast a few times.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's green crack, everybody.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's coming back.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's still got I still have like half a half a tube of this.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's a huge, it's like one gram of oil, and I still have half of it.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_02: So I've like half a gram oil.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_02: So it's gonna be back.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_06: Might as well get to work.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_04: And what are you gonna be drinking?
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I have brought a companion of mine who has never let me down in any situation.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_04: Always there when I need him.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_04: The Mr.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_04: Jameson.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'm glad I'm glad that giant bottle of Jameson that I brought to your house a few weeks ago is being put to good use.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_04: God damn.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_05: Almost halfway.
• 6:20
  unknown: It is me.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_04: As a Costco style looking thing.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_04: So it's only it's only about halfway.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_04: I've I've been drinking it.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_04: Served his purpose.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_06: Well, this is gonna be the knock some shit out episode that we have lying around.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_06: Um, I'm gonna be working first on knocking out this bottle of deep Eddie Lemon that you found under the table.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_06: And then I'm gonna move on to the Esplanadequila Blanco, and if there's time, we'll finish off the smear novel.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_04: Hooray! I like how wise you go from corner to corner of the room and find bottles to drink.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_06: That was my fault.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, over there, we're not streaming this one, but you can see that over there we have scavenger sticker over there.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_02: There's just bottles all around my office all the time.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_06: Like anyone who came in and was not aware, you look like you have a problem.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_06: It looks like I really have a problem for sure.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_06: Oh shit.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_06: Um, but that's not the case.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_06: Everyone here is just fine.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_06: No problems here.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_06: None of that at all.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_06: Oh boy.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_06: So that's time to get drunk.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_06: It's time to get high.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_06: Brings us to our first toast.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_06: Our first toast going out to Timeless Sandworms, Cher, Carl Urban, and hey! Let's drink them up.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder how much I should let you know that I know about Dune now.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder how much I should reveal that I now know about Dune.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, there's a movie coming out, ain't it?
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_06: October.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna do uh we're gonna do one of them fights.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_06: Or how did you how has that come to be?
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_06: Have you become a timeless sandworm yourself?
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_02: No, I uh damn.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_02: I just let the spice spice flow through me.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_02: I have I have uh I've divined the future uh because of my Benegesseret lineage.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, did I wait I sent you that audiobook, didn't I?
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_02: You did, but I didn't download it.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_02: I actually ended up listening to podcasts.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_02: There's Dunecasts?
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, there's a whole bunch of Dune podcasts.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_04: Count me as I've never seen Dune.
• 8:50
  unknown: I will be on that.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: Count me as one of the Fremen.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_02: Sworn protectors and and controllers of Arrakis.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_02: So welcome to this new Dune camp.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_06: Dry and really dry.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, there's plenty of water under the planet.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_02: They're just trapped by the sand trout.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just telling you.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_03: I know so much about Dune now.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_03: Right, yeah.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_06: Well, October they got that new movie coming out, the tree, the preview on the book.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's like it's like part of the first book, and I know too much now.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it hasn't been opened.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_03: It kind of sounds like Tremors.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_02: The the worms from Tremors are totally the sandworms from Dune.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, it's a rip-off.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a ripoff.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I mean, the the Dune ones are much bigger, but yeah.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_06: It's it's the tremor guys, except these ones can devour a fucking mining facility.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_04: Gotcha.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they totally stole those worms from Dune for Tremors.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_04: Gotcha.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_02: Dune light.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_04: Doomlight.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_04: Doomlight.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's Republican Doomlight.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_06: What if instead of learning anything from this, we just shoot at it?
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: They totally follow the footsteps and everything, too.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_02: That's totally what the ones in Dune all do, also.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_02: They listen for vibrations.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_02: Same thing.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_05: It's tremors.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but instead of learning to ride them, they just shoot at them.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_06: So which brings us into our second toast.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_06: This one actually goes, I was not expecting this.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_06: This one goes out to Tel Aviv, our newest listener.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, Shalom Tel Aviv.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_06: Lahaim.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_03: Cheers.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_06: I was looking at the stats today and I was so like, wait, what?
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_04: Tell me.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_06: Because first it said Israel.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_06: I'm like, what?
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_02: Free Palestine.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: LOL.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_06: And that is the end of the deep Eddie Lemon right there.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_02: I don't mean LOL like the the like the maybe we should just cut that.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_06: It means that lots of love.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_04: And see.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: It means that uh most people in Israel are like, you know, neo-fascists about their government.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_02: Who isn't?
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_03: Most governments.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_06: So whatever.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_06: It's all good.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_06: Shalom.
• 11:27
  unknown: Okay.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_06: So that brings us into our third toast, third hit.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_06: This one is toast.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_06: What's it gonna be?
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_06: What's a two?
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_04: This is like it's funny.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I know the third toast is for I know the third toast is for guests.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_04: And every time I come on here, I'm like, dang, I forget to think what I'm gonna do with my toast.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_04: I forgot that I don't give a shit about anything.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like damn.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_04: Let's toast them me, but like that's that's that's that's no do it.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_04: No, I don't do it.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_06: He's one of those narcissists from the big Lebowski.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_06: Not narcissists, the nihilists.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_04: So let's toast a full shy.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_04: That's great.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_04: He's going hard.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's going to the time.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_04: He said no spillies.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, he doesn't have to do this every fucking week.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_02: So he can do as much as he wants.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_06: He's doing one of those Utah shows.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_06: It's Utah, right?
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_04: Ounce and a half.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_04: Look, I don't have to drink every week, but I believe.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_04: So let's do a toast to the directors of Dune and Shermers for copying each other's work.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_04: Not copying each other.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_04: It was strictly one way.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_04: It's a one-way copy.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_04: To show that plagiarism can get you a movie and also a series of movies afterwards.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_04: Kevin Bacon.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_05: To plagiarism.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_02: What is it?
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_02: What's the quote?
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_02: Good artists imitate and great artists steal.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's the quote.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_06: Elvis.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_06: I think that's how we have Led Zeppelin.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_06: That's how we have that entire genre.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_02: I just want to say, Turk.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: Thank black people for all of our great music and peanut butter.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_04: It was uh I was just watching a video of he was from the Foo Fighters, I believe.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_04: David Girl.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, when he does Dave Girl, yeah.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and he talked about how he ripped off of it.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_06: It was with uh Pharrell.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_06: Pharrell was doing the interview.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_04: And he was like, holy shit! And he gave a pick after uh and Boo is because one I just took three shots.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_04: I'm trying to remember the band he said.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_04: He literally said, I literally copied, like he's like, I'm not a good drummer.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_04: I literally copied from and everything.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_06: He he took it our immediately three miles ahead of anyone else before him in his shoes.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: He had exposure.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's the thing, is being like a prominent white man gets you super exposure.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a super, it's like a social superpower to be a white dude.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_02: That's pretty cool.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta tell you being a white dude is like pretty rewarding.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_04: Look, man, we have we have our rewarding too.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_04: It's it's funny.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_04: No matter what, I would I don't want to be a white male.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_01: No, you know, I think that I think that the tides are turning on white men.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_01: I think that I think that we're on a tipping point about the general opinion of white men toward the best, right?
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_02: We're the coolest.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_04: We're at that mountaintop precipice where you start now, you have to go back down.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-oh.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_06: Ah, so he said, so Dave Growley said, if you ever listen to Nevermind from Nirvana, I pulled so much stuff from the Gap Band, Cameo, and Tony Thompson on every one of those.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_06: Tony Thompson fucking rocks.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_06: Tony Thompson is awesome.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_04: Woo! It was crazy once he said it.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_04: Like for I had a pizza.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, once he did, I was like, that is it.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, this is well.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, like just today, I I I was like, I have to solve a problem in my code.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I was on stream and I was like, let me go find.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_02: I know there's this article where someone lays out a really great way to do this, and then I just copied it and put it into mine, and someone came through and was like, Wow, that looks great.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_02: And like Gabe and I I had instant credit.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_06: Just Dave Grolden.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, I was like, Yeah, thanks.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's not me, but thanks.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_04: That is the point of the internet and social media now.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_04: Copy what you see and make it your own.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_04: No one no one goes and learns from the library.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_06: If we were able to do it in a way, see the problem is that we monetized art.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: And we monetize like individual we we monified people's personal brand, their identity.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_02: So it's very difficult now.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, art builds off of what came before it.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_06: That's that's inescapable.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_06: Had we have not monetized everything and just turned everything into that, and if we were all standing on some sort of even ground, it would be building each other up and creating the next thing.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_06: It wouldn't it we wouldn't look at it the same way that we do now that everything you fucking do has to have a dollar sign attached to it.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_02: And you have to fight over property rights instead of property rights.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_06: Like, I mean, even like with the Elvis situation, Elvis took all the credit, all the money, everything like that, and the people he was ripping off of died of it like OD'd without a penny to their fucking names and shit like that.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_06: Um, so it was like, you know, it had uh do it had we have respect for the process and what it's supposed to be.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_06: Um I don't see anything inherently you know wrong with that.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, otherwise, you know, we'd all just still be doing our vague cave paintings.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_06: However, it's because we monetized it and because the system is so rigged in one direction and now makes it towards the group one direction.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's all them controlling everything.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_02: They're the new enemy of the podcast.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_04: If we have found in fact, that's how one direction was created.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, he's created as a money grab.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_04: For sure, that's so funny.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, by Simon Cow as like a as like a to be completely marketing.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_02: That's super funny.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_02: Um but you know, the solution for that is to feed everyone, make everyone's basic needs met, and then and then the monetization becomes less of an issue.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_02: There's less reason to argue about property rights and shit.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, no, I I had even just seen a uh it was an article on the millennial generation is rejecting hustle lifestyle, and then everyone came out and been like, yeah.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_02: We didn't invent hustle lifestyle, we didn't invent the hustle, the hustle chose us.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_05: We were born into the hustle life.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_05: You fucking forced it out.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_03: You think I want to do this?
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_06: Like, oh my god.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_06: Well, that being the case, it's time to move into our question.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: I think I think we should just go into the fight.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_05: I will knock it out quick.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, sure.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_06: It worked fine.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_06: We're fine.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you gotta remember, five minutes of that in the beginning was bullshit.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_01: You mean 20 minutes of that in the beginning was bullshit water?
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh it's been bullshit the whole time.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_01: Let's be honest.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_06: Welcome to the bullshit hour.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_06: Welcome to the bullshit hour in five minutes.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_06: Yep, yep, yep.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_06: Um, so the question I have for you guys this week.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_06: Um simple one.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_06: Never.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_06: But all right, so all right, so a child's walking down the street.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, he has cancer.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_02: What do you do to brighten that child's day?
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_06: No, what do you do to end it?
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_06: Oh no, but anyway, he's working his hustle.
• 18:57
  unknown: Oh God.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_06: He's hustling um, you know, because he's got to pay for his other classmates can't stop.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_06: No, but anyway, so we have just realized as a so it's we've made first contact with alien life.
• 19:14
  unknown: Okay.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_06: How do you guys think that is going to change our world culturally, scientifically?
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_06: What what do you think the biggest ramifications are if we as a species discover no bullshit other alien life?
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_06: And we're talking on the same level, if not higher, than our own.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_06: So I'm not talking like we found microbes on the waters of Mars.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I'm talking about sentient life.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_02: Sentient life space travel purposeful space traveling life.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
• 19:46
  unknown: Okay.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_06: How do you think that's gonna change our world?
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_04: It starts with the guest.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_04: So my question is, because you said discover, are we like discover like Christopher Columbus Discover?
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_04: Or is it like stumbled upon on like an expedition with the aliens?
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_06: We're so we sent out radio messages and such and everything like that.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_06: So basically, a long time ago, you could look at up human life, sent out um a mixtape and nudes, and then sent them into space.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_02: We did.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_02: It was on a gold record.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we sent out our mixtape and our nudes.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_06: That's totally a thing we did, though.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_06: Here comes humans.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_06: So we sent a dick pic in our top five Spotify playlist.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_06: Um, and then we realized then a species sent one back.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_04: It's like sounds like Futurama when they were watching.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_02: Is that all we know?
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I didn't know.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no problem.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_04: I was saying that's like Futurama, where they're watching like the TV show and that was canceled, and then it took like years for it to cancel on their end.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_04: It took a thousand years.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_04: For it to cancel on their end.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, so if we were to discover sentient life, I think it it would affect uh groups differently in like humans themselves overall wouldn't have the same consensus.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_04: It it would literally be you have a group of individuals who be like, I told you so.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_04: You have another group who would be let's discover the scientific part of it.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_04: What do they know?
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_04: What do we know?
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_04: Let's combine whatever.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_04: You'd have the military higher government fighting for control of who gets to speak to them first because we can't um work together on common human stuff.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_04: It would be a race to get to the aliens first and then let them know that our country is the best country or they're country the best country and final accent.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: We send a bunch of like US propaganda to the aliens, like Uncle Sam, like fucking shirtless and ripped, and like kicking a Chinese person in the face.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_03: So our It's like, whoa, what the fuck is what is this?
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_04: You're all the same to us.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know who.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm kind of torn on it because it's like, fuck.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_04: I know there's gonna be people who are trying who will want to work with the aliens, especially if they're like the same senior you know level as we are higher.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_04: But I don't know if those are the ones in power enough to allow it to happen.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_04: Like I feel like it would be a government free-for-all.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_04: I totally agree.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: I think you're totally right.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: Well, James, what are your thoughts?
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_02: I think that what just described was the movie Arrival, which I really liked.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, that was with Amy Adams.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_02: It was with Amy Adams, and what happened was an irrefutable proof of alien life landed on Earth, and it contained uh and there were several of these, and they landed all over the world, and then different nations in the powerful nations in those areas then secluded those uh those pods with beings.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_06: And didn't they talk to her like through time or some shit?
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_02: So here's the interesting thing is that every nation had access to these creatures and they were trying to learn to communicate.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_02: And one of the uh concepts in the movie is that people communicate differently based on their culture, and so people it would interpret their their interactions with these alien beings according to the way they live, which is different all around the world.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_02: We have tons of different philosophies on how to govern ourselves and others, and uh and that affected how they talked to these alien beings and how they interpreted these alien beings' communications, and were the did you consider everything militaristic?
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_02: Did you consider everything a game, like game theory, as like a Machiavellian type of way?
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_02: Did you consider that they might be expressing themselves in a way we don't understand, uh a feeling we don't understand, understand?
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_02: You know, that kind of the way we approach problems was really integral.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_02: And I feel that kind of thing would happen if that was the situation.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, what I'd really hope for is the opening to a really shitty movie called Valerian.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_02: Um uh and the what was it, and the world of a the city of a thousand worlds or something like that.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_02: The the opening to that movie is one of the most beautiful openings to a movie I've ever seen.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's of a bunch of people at a space station, an alien comes up and they don't know how to react and they shake its hand, and then it's like a scene of all these interactions of like meeting new alien species, and every time it's tradition to shake that new being's hand and welcome them into the society.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's not how it's gonna fucking be, but that's how I'd really hope it would be.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_06: Well, that's interesting.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_06: Um yeah, and see, I had a again, it happens all the time.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_06: This is the only place I have real conversations because I'm listening to the other people.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_06: So a thought will pop in my head, and then outside of high and dry, I just hold on to that thought and wait for them to stop moving their uh their yap right.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_06: Right.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_06: But now I'm like, oh, that was a thought, and it's gone.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_06: I was listening to that thing.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_02: You I just learned to stop asking people.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_06: Um, I I mean, so we sent out dick pics and playlists.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_06: So I think that this this new group is gonna want fuck.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_02: You think who's gonna volunteer?
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_04: I would volunteer.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, my thing is okay, one, I have to look that up myself.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_04: I can't believe we did that.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_04: Like, legit sent.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_04: Who did this?
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_04: Like, like who authorized this?
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_02: So, like, NASA, I'm pretty sure, sent like a record of the important things about humanity.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_02: That was their thought, bro.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_02: They can easily decipher it uh and and gather that information about us.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_06: Hopefully not interpreting it as intergalactic tinder.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_06: No, hopefully, hopefully doing that's exactly what they did.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_06: And someone swiped right.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_06: And they're on their way.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_06: They're on their way to fuck.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_04: So, in regards to that though, because if I was an alien species that had no clue of a human's existence, uh, and I received a record of stuff that I knew nothing about with no explanation whatsoever, I wouldn't even know that I'm looking at your dick.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_02: If they got to the point where they could decipher shit, they probably live in like a post-biologically sexual culture.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_02: They had to have moved past that.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I see I I take it in a totally different way.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_06: I I think that I mean, every species on earth, if it were to splay itself, I'm like, oh, you're showing me your dick.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_06: And so I see this species going, oh, they're showing us our dick.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_04: And but that's only if they they evolved the same way we did.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_04: They could have evolved differently, and the way they procreate is not a good thing.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_02: Are these aliens sexy?
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we don't know this.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_04: This is what I think.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_02: I think they show us, did they send us nudes back?
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_06: They did send nudes back, but we're sitting there looking at it, it's like, holy shit.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_06: Small tentacles, what's going on?
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_06: But like, yeah, he's just splaying themselves and then they land raring to go.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: They're like dripping whatever kind of liquid they drip from wherever they drip.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: And this is like the fourth planet they've done this to.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: So this is a great new experience.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_02: They're gonna remember this forever.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, how do we present ourselves?
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_04: Extra funny is like they send it, we open it up, and then their alien Chris Hansen comes up through the door.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_03: We need you to sit down, let me talk to you.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_03: What are you doing?
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_03: Just sending your dick into space?
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_03: That's what you do.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: My kid picked that up.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_05: It starts a war.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_03: Our kids go to school, not a hundred feet from space.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_04: They see those alien moms on the news.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_05: We just live five years away from that plant.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_05: They're sending their dicks to our kids golden record, landed down outside of a school.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_02: Their alien-like world president declares war on Earth without Earth even realizing because of the concern mobs.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_02: The goddamn concern mobs.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_06: And I saw him splayed out.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_03: I know what that means.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_02: As a biological life form, I knew what he was doing.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_02: It was it looked weird.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_02: It's indecent.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_02: It's indecent.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_02: Moral and they deserve to die.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_06: Well, but I see that they're gonna they're gonna land down.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_06: And like so take Tom Cruise, War of the Worlds, except they're raring to go.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_02: Spielberg made a good War of the Worlds.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_06: Well, they think that it's uh I mean, honestly, in that one, like uh there comes a point where as a father in the end of the world, yeah, it's like kids, you need to shut the fuck up now.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_02: Can you can you two like get your shit together for like 10 seconds?
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_02: Ten goddamn seconds.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't cultivated any kind of respect from either of you, clearly.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_06: Like Dakota Fanning, come on.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_06: Um, but uh but uh yeah, they're gonna come down, rare and go, intergalactic, swipe and write, and we will have written a check that we as a species are not prepared to cash.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we're gonna, right?
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_02: Or you think we're gonna turn the windows.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_06: Well, because they're obviously their genitalia will have barbed pincers that prevent us from escaping.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_04: Oh well, first of all, you've thought about this to an elaborate extent.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_04: Number two, it could be like Mars attacks where they show up with the whole prop point is them taking over and attacking us.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_04: Like there's no mutual anything.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh snap, there's a plan with people on it.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_04: Let's take it over.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_04: Like the American way.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I I I did always appreciate the one uh I think it was Hawking, actually.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_06: Um Hawkinson?
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_06: Stephen Hawking?
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_06: Stevenson Hawkinson.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_06: Um yeah, but uh he had mentioned um just us sending out those intergalactic dick pics.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_06: Um his thoughts on it were like, hey, we are that primitive man standing on the edge of a very dark jungle.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe we shouldn't go screaming at it because we don't know what's in there just yet.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, here's all the information about us.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_02: Did you want our social security number?
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_02: Like, here's our vulnerable points.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_02: Here, here, here you know, actually, kind of we're pretty squishy.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_02: Vulnerable points all over.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_06: You see that these genitalia here.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_02: Very uh, very small but squishy.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_06: Like they evolved so that their most sensitive part is on the inside of themselves, probably blocked by like armor and shit.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_06: Ours evolved so that's just drooping out of there.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my goodness.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_06: We get invaded, and every fucking one of these things has been trained to just aim for our balls.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_06: Well, so that being said, um, it is time to jump into our fist fight.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_06: That would be a funny war of the world when they just keep fucking slamming him in the nuts with Rochamboing.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_06: Everybody.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_06: Well, you so he had his son who kept trying to run off to war, and he just gets like struck in the crotch three times.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_04: Sampar threw me off in the in the whole movie at at randomly.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_04: He's like, I want to fight, and then runs off top of the hill like his Gettysburg or something.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_05: I'm like, what?
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_06: Someone watched the Patriots.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's what Mel keeps him.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_06: God damn it, but it'd be like, son, you weigh 130 pounds wet.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe not do this, man.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_04: Did you just see that guy get ripped apart with no military training or fighting training or gun training whatsoever?
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_02: They turned people into blood mists and sprayed it all over the crops.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, like look, I've known you for 15 years.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_06: What part of you is immune to blood mist?
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_06: To very sharp blender.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_06: They throw you into a blender, asshole.
• 32:55
  unknown: What the fuck?
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_06: And then Dakota Fanning won't stop screaming.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'd taper mouth shut.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_02: It'd be real traumatic, but survival.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'd be like, I hope you understand.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_02: You you can't shut the fuck up.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_02: You all want to live.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_02: I want to I want to scream too, baby, but you can't shut up.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_06: I'm not gonna I'm I'm trying to right now I'm trying to fucking struggle your brother in the back of this fucking car because he thinks he's Rambo.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, that drove me crazy with that fucking thing.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_02: You know, uh, but anyway, anyway, so we got they actually don't kill us, they just shoot us all in the balls.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_02: They just like we're all down in pain.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_02: They come down on the planet, and like in ten seconds, we're all like all of our genitals are destroyed, and then it's like boom, we got them.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_06: Oh god.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_06: Um, this is our fist by words.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot that's where we were.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_06: So it's a three-round method guaranteed to give you results between your two favorite pop characters.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_06: Um, round one is a Gen X Fight Club bar, basement.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_06: Fight club, thing, fight club.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_06: They go on downstairs.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_02: But not but not in a trademark infringing way.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_06: It's just very similar.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_06: Ours is of course different because it's legally distinct.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_06: So they go down into a legally distinct fight club Gen X bar basement, and they just punch each other pound for pound, punch for punch, until one of them can no longer move.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_06: Round two, we zoom out into a city view where these characters have received a manila envelope underneath their apartment doors.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_06: They now have 24 hours to kill each other, and they go at it.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_06: Um, round three is the same as round two, except this time they get to bring a friend.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_06: But before we get into it, it's time for us to get just a little bit more drunk and a little bit more high.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_06: You guys got your stuff?
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_06: I have it.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_06: So this one right here goes out to our fighters this week.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_02: Black Widow versus one of my favorite characters of all time.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_02: Black Widow, really?
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_02: No, the next one.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay, like, really?
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_06: No.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_05: It's a segue.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_06: Um, versus one of James's favorite characters of all time.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_06: The Tyrannosaurus Rex from the first Jurassic Park film.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_05: Fuck yeah!
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_06: Cheers.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_06: Cheers.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_06: God, I started this off with the deep eddy, and I'm ending it with the espalon.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_06: You should have done it the other way.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_06: Well, so yeah, I should have.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_06: Like it was like a dessert.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like steak biceps.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta finish your vegetables and then get your steak.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_02: You should do that lime one.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_02: You should do the lime one next.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_06: Well, that stuff tastes like garbage, also.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_06: But it's not, but I mean I mean the Espalon is smooth.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_06: For as far as the Katequila goes, it's smooth.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_06: How's the Jameson treating you?
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_04: Oh Jameson always treats me well.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, you're not getting paid by Jamison.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_04: We I could though.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_04: And so in case that does happen, they're not gonna now they're not gonna pay us.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_04: You just did the ad for free.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_04: Jameson triple distilled Irish whiskey.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_04: Always by your side, always gets you drunk and helps you recover the next day.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_04: It's got electrolytes that help you recover.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_05: He's got electrolytes.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_06: Electrolyte infused Jameson whiskey.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_06: It's like Gatorade, except you're fucking plastered.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_04: It's like Gatorade by Irish.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think mixing Gatorade as a mixer with alcohol would kind of like is do you would that would that be or is it like a shampoo conditioner hybrid?
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't do either very well.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_06: As soon as you put it does more than one thing on a bottle, you know it's garbage.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_06: Gotcha.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_06: So folks at home, always buy a separate conditioner.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_01: Don't do shampoo conditioner combined.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, don't do it body washing.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_01: Do not put body washing your hair.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_01: Do not put shampoo, do not clean your body with shampoo.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, I mean, like, look, if you've well, ladies who listen to this, and we know there's a couple of you out there.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_06: Uh if if you've had a boyfriend for an extended period of time, eventually you had a shampoo shower if you stayed over in this place.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_06: You know, I mean you run out of the conditioner and you know, eh.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_06: That's what they call they come here for the life tips.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_06: Eventually, just ladies, keep some per plus in in the purse or the backpack or your pockets, wherever it is.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_06: And uh, you know, because you don't want to do that to your hair.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_04: Or guys.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_04: That way we're not just singling out women by three in three males telling women how to get ready.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out how to get ready to come to one of our places.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah, know that you probably won't be able to clean yourself afterwards.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_02: If you come to my house, just know you're probably gonna be dirty.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_06: I'm a man.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_06: You should have brought some some uh you know, something.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_04: So you should have probably brought your own channel.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_02: Show it you need a survival pack.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if you're single and and dating, I'm so sorry.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_02: If you're a woman and you're dating, I apologize for all men.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_04: If you are a woman and you need a survival pack before you go to the guy's house, don't go turn around.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_02: It's like knocking out like 95% of all men.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_06: They're really cutting their yeah cutting their prospects low.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_06: Sorry, we weren't look, we were raised by timeless sandworms.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_06: Passed down all their bullshit too.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_06: They were more concerned with passing down bullshit than you know stuff that we actually needed.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_06: So we do we do apologize for that.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_06: So anyway, we've just entered into round one.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_06: Um we've made it down.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_06: We've made it down into the fight club basement bar where Black Widow is stretching them hammies because she's got a fight of tyrannosaurs around.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's all crystal scrunched up in one side of this basement, just a tyrannosaur like swooshed against the ceiling.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_06: These guys are getting weird.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_06: So the uh share just rode in on a timeless sandworm uh along with Carl Herban.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_06: They've been seated, the high and dry philosophers have been seated behind them.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_06: We're ready to get this fight on.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_06: Guests first.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_06: Who do you think just realized?
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_05: We've been calling him back this whole fucking episode.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_05: That's fine.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_04: I'll let him roll.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_04: I'll go by mini names.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_05: I go by mini names.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I said I actually don't think I said his name.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_02: How often have you said his name?
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_05: At least three times.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I've said your name.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_02: I just look at you and I talk to you.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_02: This is great for an audio platform.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_04: I know who you are talking to.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_06: We'll make it enigmatic where threat I'll I'll always just uh anytime his name comes up, it's just bleep.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_06: Just bleep.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_06: Who the fuck is this guy?
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_04: The less you know, the better.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, he's uh he's in several witness protection programs, so we we gotta be careful with that.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_06: So um, guests first.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_04: Uh what do you think?
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_04: So, in this basement uh that has either been uh fixed to assist the team.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_04: No, it's just normal side basement.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like I feel like then the T-Rex would then get angry and destroy the whole building stretching out, um hurting Carl Urban, Cher, and Myth has Batman because I brought him along since I'm here.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_04: Um let's see.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_04: So is this Black Widow from the Black Widow movie that just happened?
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_04: Because she seemed to have like indestructible powers in that one.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_04: Well, so we get her.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_06: And the T-Rex at their strongest.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_06: Um, so I mean Okay, yeah.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_04: So her strongest would be the movie that just came out because she was indestructible in that one for some reason.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_02: For some reason, is because she literally had to survive that movie because she dies later in the series.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_02: They they they already put out the movie where she died, and this was a prequel prequel, which means they could do spoilers.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_02: No, there is no spoiler.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a four-year-old movie where she dies.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um but like uh in in this one, she she literally anything can happen to her.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_02: Literally anything can happen to her because she cannot die because she dies later.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_02: They there's no there's no situation where the writers could say anything that would actually kill her because the story wouldn't allow it.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_02: So they so they were able to just be like, she can survive fucking anything, I guess.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_06: No, the writing's great over there.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_06: Um, however, um in in these stories, the characters are yanked out of those stories into the stronger, high and dry timeline, yeah, where we determine how it goes down.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_06: So she she is powerful for that sake of we need her to survive, even though she's actually super squishy.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_06: Um but you know, but the same, you know, same rings true.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_06: She's not immortal.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, she's not immortal.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, just just making sure of that.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_04: So if it is Black Widow against uh seriously crammed T-Rex in a basement of a it's not really crammed, it's not that was just a great joke.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_02: A great joke.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna I was gonna let it go.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, all right, we want this crammed.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_04: So regular T-Rex against Black Widow.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_06: Um it's not it's not a regular T-Rex.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, this is Jurassic Park one T-Rex.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_06: He doesn't have feathers, he's much larger than he would normally be.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_02: He he ate that lawyer on the toilet.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_06: He ate the lawyer on the toilet.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_02: He's a lawyer hater is great in my book.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_02: You kill a lawyer!
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_06: See, and and and I feel that that's gonna be a huge point in the T-Rex's corner.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_06: Um, you have Scarlet Johansson getting ready to sue Disney, and we have a lawyer eating T-Rex.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_02: She doesn't get her lawyer until the third round.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_04: So I feel that the T-Rex would annihilate no assistance to Black Widow in this barn in this basement underneath a bar.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_04: Regardless of his his short armed weakness, the I feel like Black Widow would tire out, even though she's excellent at parkour, that she would.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_04: Tire out eventually to the point where the T-Rex not only would dismember her, maybe eat her in one gulp, maybe eat her whole.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_04: But the T-Rex to me would take this convincingly.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_04: If you gave her the power she seemingly had in her movie, then she would last longer.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_04: But the T-Rex didn't die either in his movie.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_02: Sure did not.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_04: So it it was if if he doesn't win, it has to be a draw.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_04: And I don't think a draw is even something that's fathomable.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: She doesn't have any weapons.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_02: It's just hand to hand.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_02: She doesn't have any fucking weapons, and she's fighting a dinosaur.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_02: And not just a dinosaur.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_02: A dinosaur that was able to sneak into a building.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_02: He was huge.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_02: He was huge.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_01: He snuck into a building and popped out when it was dramatically appropriate.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_04: So so can we say that he had spy abilities as well?
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_06: Well, so I I think so you're dealing with Black Widow, who herself is a spy, even though they forget about that.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_06: Versus a T-Rex who's a spy and they don't forget about it.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_02: They just don't tell you.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_02: That's part of his backstory.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_02: Remember, for every character, you build a backstory.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_02: You don't tell them.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_06: So obviously better writing on one side of this thing.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_06: Well, the thing that drove So there was a there was a small scene from Family Guy, I think it was, that just so summed up my issue with Black Widow in this Avengers thing was when they're all sitting there and they're trying to hire the last person to join the team, and they're all like, So what can you do?
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_06: And she's like, I can kick.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_06: And they're like, I don't know if we need someone to high kick.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_02: And then Hulk's like, well, maybe like stop being nice.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm saying.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_02: You know, and and it sucks that they put they really wanted to put a woman on the Avengers, and they chose a woman that wasn't very powerful.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_02: They chose a character that wasn't very powerful.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_02: And it's frustrating that you know, then people go like, Oh, because you don't like Black Widow, we have a problem here.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_02: And I understand that because women have been discriminated against forever.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_02: And it really sucks that the one woman they put in the Avengers was like a B-list fucking character.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_04: Well, so Black Widow is it's not that she doesn't have powers, it's the fact that the movies show her and use her not to her strength, actually.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_06: She's exp she's expected to fight aliens all day when that's not she it had it have been like an assassination movie, yeah, it would have made total sense.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_02: There should also have been a powerful woman on the Avengers.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_02: There should have been someone with fucking powers, a woman with powers on the Avengers.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_04: And so it's it's because one Marvel.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_04: Marvel.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say, because technically, if you read the books, Black Widow has drinking some or been injected with a variation of the super serum, uh-huh, like Captain America.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_04: She didn't get the full extent, which is why she's able to do what she can do.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_04: But the problem is, is that when it comes to only 70% Captain America, that seems like a pay gap problem.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_06: Well, the reason was it wasn't a man versus woman, it was USA versus Russia.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, gotcha.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_02: And so she just happened to be a woman, also because men like to write weak women.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_04: Plus, we also have to remember, and not trying to compare the two, DC and Marvel, but the Justice League started with a select group and they brought in more.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_04: Marvel did the same thing.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_04: So there are strong women in the Avengers, they just weren't in the starting group.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_04: But they should have put them there.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_04: They didn't do that.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_04: Because they don't follow these comic books.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_04: They didn't do them right either.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_04: That's that's uh Ms.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_04: Marvel.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Captain Marvel, and they do that right either.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, but then it does so you had so Wonder Woman was super early on, and she was had this godlike power as a woman.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_06: On the DC side of it, though, it was controlled by someone who did not write women.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_06: Um, and so when it came time for them to pick what women we can have, Marvel was seriously lacking compared to DC, who had been writing one since the 30s.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_06: Um, and that dude's the dude who wrote Wonder Woman, he had a sweet deal going on.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_06: But uh Wonder Woman was based off of him and his wife's girlfriend.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_06: Um, so but with then so the Marvel, the only strong women they have are owned by other companies uh because they sold them all off, and all they had was you know, Fantastic Four, and she was just portrayed as a wife and nothing more.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was I'm starting to think that the depictions of women in media are sexist.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_02: Do people know about this?
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_02: Have people heard about it?
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_02: I think people should be out there talking about how I'm really sorry.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_01: I kept that going for way longer than I needed to.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_06: So um to close this up, uh target final thoughts in a vote.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_06: Well, all of that combined.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, we're talking about how dinosaurs a woman.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_04: With all that combined, um, I still think the T-Rex is gonna annihilate Black Widow in a one-on-one fight with no weapons, no extra, no help, no nothing.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_04: That is how the T-Rex hunts, that is how he fights, that is how he survives.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_04: No plot involved.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_04: The T-Rex is equal to the Black Widow.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_04: They're both stealthy.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_04: Super stealthy, they're both super stealthy, they both made it.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_04: They're both made it through a movie, and technically, Black Widow has actually died in her series, whereas the T-Rex has lived on.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_04: He has not died, and even when they brought in a second T-Rex in the lathe when they redid Jurassic Park, he took on their creation and survived as well.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_04: So the T-Rex number one.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_06: And James, final thoughts on a vote.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_02: I think that Black Widow runs up and grabs the T-Rex's arm and spins herself around it and and wraps its neck in her in her with her legs and then twists and then twists her legs and breaks the Tyrannosaurus Rex's neck.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's that's her classic move, right?
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_02: She did the R the wrap it in the arm bar with the legs around the that's how she gets them.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_06: Um that's how I vote.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_06: So I vote.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_06: So my so I think T-Rex has some trouble here because the T-Rex doesn't want to be fed.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_06: He wants to hunt.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_06: He wants to hunt, and we're putting her in this basement, and he's like, I don't want to do this.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_06: Um, but then the whole event um doesn't get a strict theatrical release, it streams right away, and that puts um Black Widow off her game.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_06: She's looking the other way, and then T-Rex gets her from behind.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_06: Uh that's what I vote.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_06: So T-Rex two to one.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_06: I mean three to three three to zero.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_06: Um T-Rex wins round one.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's two to one.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_02: I voted for Black Widow.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, no, I didn't.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, my opinion was always the trend of always the T-Rex, yeah.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_02: A sarcastic vote.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_02: A vote for the other person.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_02: Sarcastic vote still counts as a vote.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_02: I knew I'd be out voted.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I just meant because High and Drive warps your senses.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, exactly.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_06: So moving into round two, both of these characters have now received a manila envelope underneath their apartment doors.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_03: And try to sort of wake stuff out of his giant bed and quickly puts on his fucking glasses, has a robe and coffee.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_03: After he escaped, he's drinking his trying to drink his coffee with his little arm.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_03: And he sees the vanilla envelope come under his cave door.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_06: And so we watch 24 hours of him trying to fucking get the thing.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_06: He's got grabbers.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_06: He's got grabbers.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_03: He's stomping at it, he's gonna stomp his foot at it and open it.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_06: So um, I mean, like in one of those, I think it was Lost World, where they were trying to fucking transport him and he escapes the boat and then terrorizes San Francisco.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, so he's terrorizing New York announced.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_06: Or he just, you know, he's chilling.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_06: Or the San Diego.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_06: It might have been San Diego.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_06: One of them.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_06: He finds Black Widow.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_03: And Black Widow said to stop it by the adventures.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's just a tyrannosaurus.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_03: You got it.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_06: They're finally like, okay, you're gonna have to do this.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_06: We're all busy here.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_02: So Black Widow's like, oh shit.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_02: No, I think she's fine.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's up.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, we should let say first.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_04: This is the real reason Black Widow has sued Disney because they left her alone with the T-Rex and the INGI podcast.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_04: And now she has to sue Disney for well and so well.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_06: I think in round two, I mean, it it's obvious that she could buy a sniper rifle, but uh where it's gonna be different here is that we're dealing with a stealth-trained T-Rex.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's understands these concepts.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_04: What do you think?
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so again, no assistance except so number two is the city with she can have weapons.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_04: She can have weapons, she can buy a shotgun.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_04: No assistance.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_04: The only thing I can think of that she could use to help would be like the uh the shield, like the shield spaceship, shield aircraft.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_02: She's flown like uh a little uh of spacecraft before.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_02: That's one spacecraft.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_04: That is the only thing, or she uses the tesseract, like she starts pulling out.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_04: She has access to infinity stones, yeah.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_04: So if we're doing weapons alone, I I have to apologize to the T-Rex and state that with access to infinity stones that she can get to, and a shield craft that hovers above the skies and the T-Rex cannot fly, that she would actually be able to take on the T-Rex in the second round.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_02: James?
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I think this is where it where the power of branding really enters the picture because Jurassic Park cannot lose that Tyrannosaurus Rex.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_02: They throw that Tyrannosaurus Rex at fucking everything, and that T-Rex cannot lose.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_02: It is he's killed super versions of himself.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_02: And that T-Rex cannot lose, baby.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_02: And however, Black Widow has fucking died.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_02: But she does have access to infinity stones and stuff.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_02: But, like we did state, this Tyrannosaurus has some kind of some kind of preternatural stealth ability.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_02: And also, they're incredibly intelligent.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_02: The T-Rexes from The Lost World fucking pushed that RV with Jeff Goldblum inside off the cliff because they kidnapped their kid.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_02: Um so they're they're very intelligent.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_02: They understand vendetta.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they understand revenge.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and so these so these T-Rexes also very smart with the with almost the power of teleportation with with how it gets from place to place without people realizing.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_02: It sneaks into a backyard with a dog's barking at it, and it silently kills a dog.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_02: I don't peeking in houses and shit with nobody realizing.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_06: Well, and I think so what what they created here, I mean, because the original Jurassic Park, Michael Crichton, um it was a horror book.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_06: It was a horror novel.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_06: That they sort of lost track of that.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_06: Uh especially when you know Andy got involved, Andy Dwyer.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_06: Um I think what what you see here is if we're dealing with the first one, he will be able to yank in uh Black Widow into his theme.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_06: And he kind of acts as you know, the pyramid head, the you know, he's the big boss who can fucking you know jump from shadow to shadow.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_02: He bursts into scenes uh in in order to frighten you, frighten the story toward a conclusion.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_02: So I mean whenever people start to get comfortable, the Tyrannosaurus or Pyramid Head, you know, or whatever, this narrative big bad guy bursts into the scene, they have to escape because they can't fight it, and then you move, and then it's a it's a forced scene change.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, I I think like if he ever gets if he ever startles her, it becomes a horror and it's a rat.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_06: Um however, Black Widow on her side, she had like in that fucking Captain America Civil War, I will always remember this scene where he's got his shield up and he's walking towards a truck-mounted machine gun, uh-huh, and the fucking operator of that gun just refuses to aim down.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's a two and a half foot by two and a half foot fucking shield here.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_06: Aim at his goddamn feet for a second, you asshole.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_06: You're shooting like 200 rounds a second.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_02: That's not what machine guns are for.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_02: Machine guns aren't for actually shooting things, they're for laying down covering fire.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_02: So the the man was never trained to actually try to kill anyone.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_04: This is true.
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_04: Look, I don't boo.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_04: It comes down to which movie production company can provide their person with the biggest with the biggest assistance.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_04: And I think that as much as I want to give it to the T-Rex, the moment you throw in the fact that she can go into the sky with like a plane, a shield thing, whatever, that and stay above him and just drop whatever, it's and Disney has a limited amount of money.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_02: This by Black Widow.
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_02: This this tyrannosaur can teleport.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_02: Well, nobody knows where this fucking dinosaur is at any given time.
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_06: And so and and you you could see that fucking scene in Jurassic Park where they're all in the control room, and they're like, he's managing to elude our sensors.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and it happens every fucking time.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_06: He eludes the sensors.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_06: Um, so unless she has some fucking I don't know what sensors you need to catch this fucking guy.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know, but they failed every time.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_06: But here so but then so Marvel will pick an enemy and then force their heroes to defeat it, even if it doesn't make sense.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_06: And that's how you have Captain America with a machine gun that never fucking aims properly.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_06: You know, you have her able to kick her way out of anything.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_06: Um, so just if it if it becomes a horror, T-Rex wins.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_06: If it stays in the Marvel universe, she wins.
• 1:00:11
  SPEAKER_04: It's called plot sensor because I watched her fall and hit multiple staircases, what the whatever, the fire escapes, multiple.
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_04: She was already damaged.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_04: She fell like 30, 50 feet onto the ground while hitting fire escapes and got up like nothing was wrong with her whatsoever.
• 1:00:37
  SPEAKER_02: Dinosaurs fucking been in so many fights with dinosaurs and walked away completely unscathed.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_02: And then he rolled dinosaurs.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_06: Well, well, the so we gotta get down to it.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_06: Final thoughts and a vote.
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_04: I would say first they weren't fights.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_04: He he annihilated those dinosaurs, but I I wanted to give it to the T-Rex, but the moment I feel like I throw in the Gauntlet Infinity Stones and Does she ever use the infinity stone?
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_04: She might it's not that Tony Stark used it.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_04: So literally anyone, you put your hand in the glove.
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_04: So the I feel like once you throw the weaponry of Disney and Marvel into it, that sh it it goes to Black Widow, regardless of how much I want to give it to the stealthy T-Rex, because it just sounds better.
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_04: It's Black Widow.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_06: You know what?
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_06: I think the good well so I just I I had this moment here and I'm thinking about so the the new ones, like like anything, are you're kind of trash.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_06: Um there's a scene, however, that sticks out in my mind that tells me that Black Widow might fit a look that the dinosaurs of this particular company are not a fan of.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know if you guys recall when they finally got back to Jurassic Park.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_06: There was she was just an assistant, just trying to do her fucking job.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that was a ter that was a pterodactyl.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_06: But but her I'm not talking about the creatures that did it.
• 1:02:09
  SPEAKER_06: I am talking about the gross, over-violent death that she experienced.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_06: Because she was a woman and because she was young.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_06: And it was like you watched it and it felt wrong.
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_06: Like it felt like bad writing, it felt like bad directing.
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:02:27
  SPEAKER_06: And if this if the original T-Rex has been infused with the thematic powers of what Jurassic Park is now, Black Widow's done.
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_06: And it's going to be disgusting.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_02: You know what?
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_02: I think I'm going to give it to Black Widow on mine.
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_02: I I really want the T-Rex to win, but I don't want to assign I don't want to make the T-Rex overpowerful on this list, though.
• 1:02:52
  SPEAKER_02: He is very powerful, but you know what?
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_02: I thought about it.
• 1:02:55
  SPEAKER_02: He does get a tracker on him in the Jurassic World movies.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_02: He does have a tracker, and they do track him via his tracker.
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so he is able to be tracked.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_02: And uh I think that that's the biggest difference.
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_03: Only as long as you're looking at the dot, you know where he is, but as soon as you take your eye off the mile away.
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_06: He teleports.
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_06: The the the only thing uh the only thing I would say in the T-Rex's defense is that the T-Rex is from the 90s.
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_06: Um this is back before Wonder Woman.
• 1:03:34
  SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_06: The only reason Black Widow got her own action figure, the only reason Black Widow got her own movie was because here comes Galga Dot making DC look like the one who actually appreciates women.
• 1:03:46
  unknown: Yeah.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_06: And now Marvel's got to play catch up.
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_06: So I think the T-Rex is running out of this age where she hasn't caught up yet.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_04: He did say though, it was at the strongest.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_04: And the strongest Black Widow is the one that just came out.
• 1:04:00
  SPEAKER_06: So there it is.
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_06: Round two goes to Black Widow, which brings us into the third round, same as round two, except teleporting dinosaurs.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_02: Super scary, though.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_06: Terrifying.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_06: Well, this time they get to bring a friend.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_06: And I'm gonna go out on limb and say right away that T-Rex is coming in with Kitchen Velociraptor.
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_02: Kitchen Velociraptor has a strong theme.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_06: Very strong theme.
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's true.
• 1:04:25
  SPEAKER_02: No, like we in this round we try to consider theme.
• 1:04:28
  SPEAKER_02: And and and Kitchen Velociraptor has an incredibly strong horror theme.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_02: Even when I watch that scene today, because I rewatch Jurassic Park all the time.
• 1:04:37
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I love the first Jurassic Park.
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, even when I rewatch that scene, it's very tense.
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'm like, it's super fucking excited because I'm like, it's fun watching a dinosaur hunt a person.
• 1:04:48
  SPEAKER_06: He's like a primer and he's like a primer for the T-Rex.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_06: He's like, I'm gonna fuck you up.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_06: But I'm just I'm just the beginning.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_06: I'm an appetizer.
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_06: Stealth T-Rex is coming.
• 1:05:01
  SPEAKER_04: Well, uh, what do you think's gonna go down?
• 1:05:03
  SPEAKER_04: Oh man, it's like it's like when you get in a fight and it's like you go get your big brother.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_05: Lots of raptors.
• 1:05:11
  SPEAKER_05: Like, look, wait till I get T-Rex comes and he's gonna fuck you up, man.
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so if it comes down to friends, that's I want to give it to T-Rex.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_04: I do I I love dress watching.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_02: Disney.
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_04: But we don't yeah, we don't.
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_04: This but it looks better for Disney if the if the female superhero overpowers whatever is brought her way, regardless of the suing.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_04: And it's only 50 million dollars.
• 1:05:47
  SPEAKER_04: Disney has blown 50 million on movies where John Carter goes to Mars.
• 1:05:54
  SPEAKER_04: That was like a they never saw it.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_04: Was it really, really bad?
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_04: They it was I saw it for free.
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_04: Um, don't ask me how, but I saw it for free.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_04: It for free, it was really good.
• 1:06:09
  SPEAKER_04: If I had to pay for it, it would have been bad.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_04: So maybe I need to watch it because I heard the John Car.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_04: Books were good.
• 1:06:16
  SPEAKER_04: The John Carter books were good.
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_04: The movie adaptation done by Disney was not done so well.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_04: And so 50 million to me is like toilet paper to Disney.
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_04: So they would still want their female superhero to overcome any adversity thrown at her.
• 1:06:34
  SPEAKER_04: So I feel like Black Willow would bring her friend Disney into the Disney Corporation.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_06: So she's gonna bring Mickey Mouse as you know their spokesperson, and he's just figuring this shit out.
• 1:06:49
  SPEAKER_05: We're gonna fuck that dinosaur.
• 1:06:54
  SPEAKER_04: Look, Mickey Mouse has survived the ages and fucking dinosaurs.
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_04: So if if we can't do so, I don't know.
• 1:07:05
  SPEAKER_04: Is Disney Corporation okay for her to bring?
• 1:07:08
  SPEAKER_04: If not, I'll pick another friend.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_04: But I think that's who Black Willow will bring it to the fold.
• 1:07:12
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I mean, so that's the discussion that's on the table.
• 1:07:14
  SPEAKER_06: James, what do you think is gonna go down?
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_02: I think she's gonna bring the incredible Hulk.
• 1:07:20
  SPEAKER_02: I think she'll bring the incredible Hulk, and I don't think I think that the dinosaurs died.
• 1:07:25
  SPEAKER_02: There's nothing she's banging the incredible Hulk, if that's her strongest point.
• 1:07:30
  SPEAKER_02: Where she gets to bring the incredible Hulk in.
• 1:07:32
  SPEAKER_02: Her body can withstand a Hulk dick.
• 1:07:35
  SPEAKER_02: So that's pretty impressive.
• 1:07:37
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
• 1:07:39
  SPEAKER_05: I just thought about that.
• 1:07:41
  SPEAKER_05: That's so bad.
• 1:07:44
  SPEAKER_04: Black Widow and uh uh who play Hulk and the Mark?
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_04: Mark Ruffalo.
• 1:07:49
  SPEAKER_04: Mark Ruffalo.
• 1:07:50
  SPEAKER_04: They're at home and they get into an argument, and Black Widow's told purpose is to make him mad just to get Hulk dick in the bedroom.
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_01: We all know the gifts.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_03: Sex is best when you're angry.
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, I need you to stop doing this to me.
• 1:08:11
  SPEAKER_01: So Mark Ruffle is actually in an abusive relationship.
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she is abusive.
• 1:08:16
  SPEAKER_04: The whole point of her getting indestructible power in her new movie was the fact so she could say hold dick when he gets mad.
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_05: She's like, yes.
• 1:08:28
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like you turning me into the Hulk without my consent.
• 1:08:34
  SPEAKER_06: So so I see here.
• 1:08:37
  SPEAKER_06: So I see in both situations, again, if the dinosaurs can turn it into a horror situation, um they're fucked.
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:08:48
  SPEAKER_06: Um if they can turn it into a horror situation, and I think that the raptor, the kitchen raptor specifically, you know, kitchen raptor will come in and make it a horror situation.
• 1:08:58
  SPEAKER_06: And if in that beginning there, if they're spotted, you know, Kitchen Raptor's gonna rip someone's throat out.
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_06: Even if the kitchen raptor dies, that's when stealth T-Rex is like, I was standing here the whole time and then eats you.
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_06: And like if and even if he's the Hulk, he's just gonna like clinch him by the balls and just start swinging everywhere.
• 1:09:20
  SPEAKER_06: Um because uh you know, you again you're talking about the T-Rex that took out the genetically engineered version of itself.
• 1:09:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:09:28
  SPEAKER_06: Um, and I but I but I think um, and if if that's not the case, T-Rex I think can still bring Chris Pratt um as invincible.
• 1:09:41
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna get through this.
• 1:09:43
  SPEAKER_06: I'm through I just made it through a divorce, and I know how to use a rifle.
• 1:09:47
  SPEAKER_02: There is precedence for Hulk fighting large monsters uh in the wolf from from one of the Thors.
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_02: He fought that big wolf, but that big wolf did end up piercing his leg.
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_02: And I would say almost that the T-Rex from Jurassic Park does seem to have some divine, some like he's got cosmic powers.
• 1:10:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he has some kind of bestowed cosmic powers.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know him, but he clearly has some.
• 1:10:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's Odin's T-Rex.
• 1:10:13
  SPEAKER_04: If we bring it to just Hulk, then I feel like the T-Rex has a fighting chance, but the Hulk, the stronger the monster, the more the fight, the angry he gets.
• 1:10:25
  SPEAKER_04: The Hulk is gonna start grabbing the T-Rex by the tail and slamming it.
• 1:10:29
  SPEAKER_04: But I feel like Black Widow is going to bring her friend Disney into the picture, who not only has unlimited funds, will also have Chris Pratt on the contract.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_04: And will keep him Chris Pratt versus Chris Pratt in this final fight?
• 1:10:49
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, hold on.
• 1:10:49
  SPEAKER_02: Are they both bringing?
• 1:10:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's gonna be Star Lord versus Chris Pratt.
• 1:10:53
  SPEAKER_02: Star Lord versus his character, yeah, whatever.
• 1:10:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:10:57
  SPEAKER_02: Is it gonna be those two in the last round?
• 1:10:59
  SPEAKER_02: Is that how we're gonna I think that's how we should do it.
• 1:11:01
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, I think that's gonna be the case, and even in that case, like we're talking about partners that can that could get it done.
• 1:11:07
  SPEAKER_06: But you you're you gotta remember that here that we got Kitchen Velociraptor or Action Chris Pratt is gonna make a crazy fight against Disney and Star Lord Chris Pratt, but you guys forget that the T-Rex himself is a cold-blooded assassin with one target, and he's gonna bypass the bullshit.
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_02: So is Black Widow.
• 1:11:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so is Black Widow.
• 1:11:27
  SPEAKER_02: They're the same.
• 1:11:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think it's the same.
• 1:11:29
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's insane.
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_03: I think the conversation we're having is totally insane.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_03: Black Widow's roster is so powerful.
• 1:11:36
  SPEAKER_03: I think that this is such a nonsense conversation.
• 1:11:39
  SPEAKER_03: We're voting for Black Widow.
• 1:11:41
  SPEAKER_04: Black Widow and T-Rex are similar, more similar than we believed going into this.
• 1:11:49
  SPEAKER_04: They nullify each other.
• 1:11:51
  SPEAKER_04: It comes down to who comes in to help.
• 1:11:54
  SPEAKER_04: They're both assassins, they're both stealthy, they both are uh uh uh they're both protagonists in their own right, in their own movie.
• 1:12:05
  SPEAKER_04: And the only thing that went ups with the T-Rex is he's loved by Minnie.
• 1:12:11
  SPEAKER_04: But that doesn't work in this point by me because Disney is on the backbone of Black Widow, so it comes down to who we bring in to help.
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_02: Well, so then I mean, so it doesn't matter who Black Widow brings.
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_02: She brings in a superhero, and a superhero does the work, yeah, and then she just kind of hangs out.
• 1:12:27
  SPEAKER_06: She fights it, she punches it, she blinds a mild romance with them.
• 1:12:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's fucking it's so it's so it's bad, it's gotta be offensive for women the way they write Black Widow, Black Widow, it's gotta be.
• 1:12:44
  SPEAKER_06: None of us are happy about it, but Black Widow takes it home.
• 1:12:47
  SPEAKER_02: I would I'm almost ready to give round two uh to change my voice.
• 1:12:53
  SPEAKER_06: I wish I could, because that die, I don't know if we gave the dinosaur enough credit, but I also don't want to be like giving the dinosaur way too much credit against I I think that I think that personally T-Rex would won one and two, and then three would have Black Widow would have won it just because but she's still a trained person who knows how to use weapons and shit.
• 1:13:16
  SPEAKER_06: So so was I mean so it's a lot of people who went down from just the Velocifucking Raptors.
• 1:13:20
  SPEAKER_06: I mean Well, uh so oh no, no, no.
• 1:13:23
  SPEAKER_06: The T-Rex is gonna bring the Toronto Raptors.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_06: All right, well that being said, that it there it is.
• 1:13:33
  SPEAKER_06: Black Widow takes it home.
• 1:13:34
  SPEAKER_06: No one's really happy about it, everyone's just kind of offended, and they don't really know why.
• 1:13:39
  SPEAKER_06: I'm really mad.
• 1:13:41
  SPEAKER_06: And yeah, and everyone leaves the theater a little mad.
• 1:13:43
  SPEAKER_04: That sounds just like the movie that just came out by Black Widow that's in theaters now or streaming.
• 1:13:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I wish I would have leaved a little mad.
• 1:13:51
  SPEAKER_02: I wish those writers would have worked harder, those content creators.
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_02: I wish they would have come up with something better for me.
• 1:13:57
  SPEAKER_06: Look, that is our fault.
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_06: All right, we crammed into movie theater as they just shoveled shit down our faces, and they've learned that they don't have to do anymore.
• 1:14:07
  SPEAKER_06: That's an analogy for this podcast.
• 1:14:09
  SPEAKER_04: Also, shout out to spoilers, shout out to the guy who was friend zoned by Black Widow in her movie who kept helping her out and got nothing from it.
• 1:14:19
  SPEAKER_04: You can help you can help your women friends without getting sex from it.
• 1:14:24
  SPEAKER_04: I yes you can, but you could tell he really liked her.
• 1:14:29
  SPEAKER_04: And she he didn't give her a hug, no handshake, no, no warm goodbye.
• 1:14:34
  SPEAKER_04: It was literally alright.
• 1:14:38
  SPEAKER_02: That's too bad for him.
• 1:14:41
  SPEAKER_02: But that's maybe the that's maybe the best thing they wrote for Black Widow.
• 1:14:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, was that she didn't owe anyone anything.
• 1:14:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that she didn't owe anyone anything.
• 1:14:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:14:49
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we did right in the high and dry after party that you can pay for right now.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_06: Um we will catch you all later.
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_06: Thanks for listening.
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_06: This has been high and dry.
• 1:14:58
  SPEAKER_06: Thank you for joining us.
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_04: Glad to be here.
• 1:15:00
  SPEAKER_04: Me and Jameson will always come to High and Dry to support.
• 1:15:05
  SPEAKER_02: And James, where can you find us?
• 1:15:07
  SPEAKER_02: Uh you can find us at high and dry podcast on Instagram, and you can find us at high and dry pod on Twitter.
• 1:15:16
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• 1:15:17
  SPEAKER_06: You can Google us everywhere, not to be confused with the Zepp Alum.
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_06: Album.
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_02: Or that other podcast with and it's not and it's and it's the letter.
• 1:15:26
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I mean, they're slowly actually being eaten by us.
• 1:15:28
  SPEAKER_06: So here's to that.
• 1:15:30
  SPEAKER_02: Uh here's to the algorithm.
• 1:15:31
  SPEAKER_02: Take it easy, everybody.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_06: Bye.