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That Time a Hooter's Girl Tried To.... · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: All that food we prepared over the holidays, it's gone bad.
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  Speaker 2: It's time to clean out the sound fridge. One more thing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm strung andy, One more thing that reminds me.
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  Speaker 4: Got back from vacation, looked in the refrigerator and realized
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  Speaker 4: I had a good portion of gravy left that I
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  Speaker 4: hadn't used. I thought I'd used all the gravy, but
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  Speaker 4: it was hiding behind something else. I wasted good turkey,
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  Speaker 4: mashed potatoes, stuffing homemade gravy. That's one of the worst
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  Speaker 4: things I've ever done in my life.
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  Speaker 2: Gravy abuse. Oh God, dang it, gravy waste.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I spiral cut ham. We had so much ham.
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  Speaker 1: It was so good. I thought, yeah, we'll get to it,
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  Speaker 1: and then I just didn't. Then I realized, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: it's been the fridge a long damn time, and so
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  Speaker 1: I could have just thrown it in the freezer or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Had just the world's greatest ham sandwiches, and.
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  Speaker 2: I had to throw it out.
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  Speaker 4: I think how much happer we both would be if
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  Speaker 4: we had eaten more. That's not a weird thing. My
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  Speaker 4: brother and I were having that conversation just the Maybe
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  Speaker 4: it's the way you grew up or I don't know
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  Speaker 4: if we're that way as beasts, or my mom grew
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  Speaker 4: up in the depression or what it is. But just
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  Speaker 4: the like wasting food, eating it so you don't waste
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  Speaker 4: it is dumb. I mean, it makes no logical sense
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  Speaker 4: to eat something only you're already full. You just don't
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  Speaker 4: want to waste it. You don't want to go in
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  Speaker 4: the trash. It seems like a crime against humanity.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not gonna do.
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  Speaker 4: Mean, he good to be fatter and fuller and more
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  Speaker 4: miserable as I sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Right. All of those laws and mores and morals, they
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  Speaker 1: were developed in a world that wasn't, you know, swimming
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  Speaker 1: in food like you know, the modern world, particularly the
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  Speaker 1: Western world is.
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  Speaker 4: We're at the cracker barrel and my brother had one
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  Speaker 4: chicken tender left, and he was so full, and he said,
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  Speaker 4: I can't waste it. I'm not gonna do it. He
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  Speaker 4: tried to get it down. I mean, he was already struggling.
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  Speaker 4: He finally tapped out, I can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Lenny and I when she was here over
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  Speaker 1: the holidays, went out for sushi, and we both you know,
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  Speaker 1: they are like two pieces left, and I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: You could have that one. She's like good because I
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  Speaker 2: want we both.
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  Speaker 1: Then we're both like trying to contain her nausea for
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  Speaker 1: the next hour.
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  Speaker 3: I'm yelty of that with sushi for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you too.
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  Speaker 5: There's like one or two pieces left. You can't do
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  Speaker 5: that for some reason. It's against some law.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Henry had this really expensive, great steak that we got
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  Speaker 4: at the Gordon Ramsay restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: He ate like half of I was already stuffed. It's
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  Speaker 2: just like, you can't throw it away.
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  Speaker 4: Your whole thing. About what percentage of steaks taken back
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  Speaker 4: to hotel rooms get eaten was in my head none
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  Speaker 4: so zero.
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  Speaker 2: It either goes the treash.
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  Speaker 4: But if I eat it on any yack, What a
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  Speaker 4: stupid conversation to even have with your head.
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  Speaker 1: We got that great note from a listener that said
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  Speaker 1: it's going to end.
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  Speaker 2: Up as quote unquote waste.
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  Speaker 1: Either way, it doesn't have to go through you first, right,
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  Speaker 1: So do they throw it away at the restaurant or
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  Speaker 1: does do.
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  Speaker 2: You poop it?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what's either way it's going away.
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  Speaker 4: Now, me being in pain and fatter is a better
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  Speaker 4: use of that food.
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  Speaker 3: For better for humanity.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so let's clean out the metaphorical fridge,
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  Speaker 1: the sound fridge.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny. Oh thanks, metal guys. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Our first clip is of America's sweetheart David Shwimmer from Friends,
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  Speaker 1: among other roles, plus Robert Kardashian on The OJ Show,
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  Speaker 1: and plus he was the ultimately unsuccessful squad commander in
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  Speaker 1: Band of Brothers. And I was started to rewatch that
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  Speaker 1: because it's one of my favorite things that's ever been
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  Speaker 1: on the screen, large or small. Uh, And then I realized, quickly,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's right. David Swimmers in.
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  Speaker 2: This is that I've believe it or not.
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  Speaker 1: He is very, very good in it. But he is rass,
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  Speaker 1: right who I hated on Friends?
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  Speaker 4: And you expect him to go around a corner and
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  Speaker 4: Joey's sitting there in the recliner. Is that what happened
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  Speaker 4: is permanently ross no matter what he does.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but no, I do not fault him in
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  Speaker 2: that role.
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  Speaker 1: He's terrific, I think, but I just have to get
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  Speaker 1: past the fact that he's ross.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we'll go ahead and play the clip and I
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  Speaker 1: have a comment number ten, Michael.
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  Speaker 6: I got a lot of random people shouting pivot at me,
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  Speaker 6: which sometimes is startling, I thought, But also it's just
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  Speaker 6: a reminder that the series lives on.
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  Speaker 1: Which is which do you recall pivot?
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  Speaker 2: That's funny.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody said that mean to me last Sunday night. When
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  Speaker 4: I changed my I'm driving to Kansas to I'm flying
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  Speaker 4: to Washington, d C.
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  Speaker 2: They send me the pivot. I don't remember that reference.
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  Speaker 2: They're trying to move a couch him and trying to
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  Speaker 2: get around the corner. Oh, that's that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as you said that, I can picture the
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  Speaker 1: entire scene unfolding. He right. I have a friend who's
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  Speaker 1: got this encyclopedia memory of Seinfeld episodes. Plus he likes
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  Speaker 1: to do the elliptical in the afternoon at his house,
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  Speaker 1: and he watches Seinfeld a lot while he does that,
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  Speaker 1: And so we'll be playing golf for talking and he'll say,
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  Speaker 1: that's just like the episode you remember Seinfeld when it
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like, no, I don't remember that at all,
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  Speaker 1: But man, is he hardcore. I don't tend to retain
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  Speaker 1: those things.
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  Speaker 3: I don't either.
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  Speaker 5: A dear friend of mine has that exact same setup
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  Speaker 5: with friends and always going oh that one time at channel.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Them like that.
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  Speaker 4: I I'm this is one of the reasons I always
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  Speaker 4: attended classes in college. If I see and hear something,
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  Speaker 4: it's in my brain forever. I just yeah, and so
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  Speaker 4: like I remember TV shows, I remember, like I remember whatever.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny.
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  Speaker 1: That's never extended entertainment for me for whatever reason. Anyway, Michael,
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  Speaker 1: do we need to know anything about eleven to enjoy it?
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  Speaker 7: Just a woman gets pulled over her duy. She happens
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  Speaker 7: to be a Hooters waitress. She's twenty two years old,
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  Speaker 7: and this is the interaction between her and the cop.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, we're gonna make out here, going to wake
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  Speaker 1: out here?
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  Speaker 3: Pick out of heat? Bro bro, I got at.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, do you want to try this first exercise for me?
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  Speaker 4: I will do anything for you, daddy, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, can you put your feet together.
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  Speaker 1: In your hands?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Are you wearing?
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  Speaker 1: Are you wearing carses? Hey?
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  Speaker 6: Sophia of God? Two seconds?
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  Speaker 2: Why he's such a nerd? Bro Oh when she's drunk?
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  Speaker 4: There, No, she was drunk a hammer kid? What she
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  Speaker 4: wear in the Hooter's outfit? Or did that just happen
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  Speaker 4: to be a profession that just happened to be a profession.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if she was wearing the outfit or not.
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  Speaker 2: I was that first line. We ought to make out?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what she said? Now we're not gonna make out.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny.
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  Speaker 4: In her drunken state, at some point she fell back
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  Speaker 4: on what has worked for her whole light, her whole
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  Speaker 4: life is being sexy girl. Yeah, I know how I'll
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  Speaker 4: get out of this hell for you, daddy.
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  Speaker 3: That was behind the wheel of a car. That's what
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  Speaker 3: scares me.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't know kidding, no kidding, she was killing
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  Speaker 4: you drunk easily. You gotta leave out the I need
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  Speaker 4: to pee so bad before you hit on him, because.
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  Speaker 2: That just it's not sexy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah well right, yeah, well, which was Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: you're calling me daddy and offered me to plus you
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  Speaker 1: gotta will go, and then come no, I can't let you.
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  Speaker 4: Go any red blooded male. You insinuate that you would
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  Speaker 4: trade some sort of sexual favor to get out of
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  Speaker 4: this problem. It would at least be a millionth of
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  Speaker 4: a second hesitation of should I know? I better not,
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  Speaker 4: but it's at least gonna pop in your head. But
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  Speaker 4: after the hole I got a peed, not so much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: do you want to rule on men after I said that?
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  Speaker 3: Nope, I'm good. I'll stay in my lane.
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  Speaker 1: That is your lane anyway, Michael, How about number twelve.
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  Speaker 1: Any perspective you'd like to share first?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, this is a There was a story about a
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  Speaker 7: ten year old girl who got a tattoo, and this
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  Speaker 7: is people commenting on it.
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  Speaker 2: Write ten.
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  Speaker 1: It is one of the most frustrating things about our
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  Speaker 1: career field.
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  Speaker 2: If you see a ten year.
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  Speaker 1: Old child with a professional looking tattoo and they said
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  Speaker 1: they got it a tattoo shop, that kind of degrades
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  Speaker 1: us as a whole.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't let my daughter underage get any tattoo.
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  Speaker 2: No way, No, No, that's crazy. No, I don't agree.
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  Speaker 3: I think they should wait a while.
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  Speaker 4: I think if you let your teenagers do what they want,
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  Speaker 4: it down on it quicker.
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  Speaker 5: If you tell him they can't, they're gonna find a way,
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  Speaker 5: and they're gonna do it three times.
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  Speaker 4: They're gonna do it anyway. They're gonna go get a
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  Speaker 4: tattoo anyway as a ten year old, So you might
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  Speaker 4: as well let them. Better they get it in your
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  Speaker 4: home than with a stranger or something.
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  Speaker 2: You know, is that a collection half with what did you?
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  Speaker 2: Why did you play us that? Michael? So we can.
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  Speaker 7: Discuss the Katie has tattoos and I was just wondering
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  Speaker 7: what age she got him, and it was something as a.
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  Speaker 3: Teenager one of them. One of them was as a teenager.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's why you have a Jonas brother's tattoo. You
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  Speaker 4: were very young.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yep, No, it's uh my first tattoo, I am,
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  Speaker 5: it's it's more of a funny story now than anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I know in high school.
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  Speaker 4: Most people I know, even the tattooed, have at least
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  Speaker 4: one that they wish they hadn't gotten.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, his honor, Your dad was okay with this?
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  Speaker 2: Did he know about it? Or yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I guess I can't get him in trouble now, right
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  Speaker 3: because he's retired.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so so, uh yeah, we were in Hawaii and
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  Speaker 5: my mom had just gotten tattooed. This is the dolphin
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  Speaker 5: jumping over the shamrock, which she then said, in fifty
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  Speaker 5: years was going to look like a whale stuck.
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  Speaker 3: On a pine tree. I think. But I wanted a tattoo,
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  Speaker 3: and so my dad went.
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  Speaker 5: And I apparently I just wouldn't shut up shocking, and
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  Speaker 5: he was like, fine, you want one, let's do it.
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  Speaker 3: So I was sixteen.
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  Speaker 5: And I laid down on the tattoo on the table,
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  Speaker 5: and the second that needle touched me, I went up
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  Speaker 5: about six inches and you went nop. Now you got
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  Speaker 5: to finish.
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  Speaker 3: So I have a tattoo and it hurt like crazy.
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  Speaker 4: But tattoos are like everything else. They look really good
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  Speaker 4: on some people and on other people they don't. So
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, it's like a fashion thing.
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  Speaker 5: The funny thing about mine is there it's two hearts
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  Speaker 5: next to each other. One is the Irish flag and
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  Speaker 5: the other was supposed to be the American flag, but
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  Speaker 5: the guy did it at a downward angle, so it
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  Speaker 5: looks like the Puerto Rican flag.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, well, I mean the Irish and the people
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  Speaker 1: of Puerto Ricans have long enjoyed friendly and mutually helpful relations.
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  Speaker 3: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a little odd. It's a bit of a
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  Speaker 2: niche thing there. Ah.
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  Speaker 4: Now my niece has showing me her new incover Christmas,
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  Speaker 4: and let's good on her, but you know, wouldn't on me.
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  Speaker 4: Did you did you see this stuff about Pete Hegseeth,
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  Speaker 4: The perhaps Secretary of Defense and how Elizabeth Warren's worried
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  Speaker 4: about his tattoos.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen a hint of that last year.
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  Speaker 4: You got a couple of Christian crosses that she claims
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  Speaker 4: are white supremacist Christian nationalists something or other.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, she claims she was Native American, so good point.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good rite.
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  Speaker 1: Right. She's tattooed with the needle of deceit or something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Did you get me a beer?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have me a beer.
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  Speaker 3: A beer.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I guess that's it.