Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Nipple Licker
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod, which Teddy Mellencamp and cam Ridge.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Edge Welcome to to Tea's in.
- 0:14Speaker 3: A pod in a sea. Uh, Cynthia, how's it going?
- 0:18Speaker 4: Amazing?
- 0:20Speaker 3: Where are you right now?
- 0:22Speaker 4: I'm in La.
- 0:24Speaker 1: I'm at my daughter Noel's house, in her office, and
- 0:27Speaker 1: I'm here for like the next week.
- 0:29Speaker 4: Actually, I was thinking about san Taylor Swift tonight.
- 0:32Speaker 3: To be honest, you should go.
- 0:34Speaker 4: I know I heard it was amazing. Your outfit was
- 0:36Speaker 4: so cute.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Oh thank you, but you really well, I have my
- 0:39Speaker 2: Taylor Swift merge on right now, but I have to
- 0:43Speaker 2: tell you so. I wore my Bravo Kon dress and
- 0:46Speaker 2: then uh, Slate was like, mom, can you please go
- 0:50Speaker 2: try to get me merged blah blah blah, and.
- 0:53Speaker 3: Thank goodness, there was one one human being who knew
- 0:57Speaker 3: who I.
- 0:58Speaker 2: Was in that line because it was like six hundred
- 1:01Speaker 2: people deep, and they were like I was like, yes, yes,
- 1:10Speaker 2: because it was insanity, so like, really plan for a
- 1:14Speaker 2: full night.
- 1:15Speaker 1: No, it's like a whole thing. Like where do you
- 1:17Speaker 1: guys get those bracelets? Those like cute like friendship bracelets
- 1:20Speaker 1: and stuff.
- 1:21Speaker 3: Slate made them.
- 1:22Speaker 2: She actually just dropped them off at Kyle's house right now,
- 1:25Speaker 2: because Kyle's going tonight too.
- 1:28Speaker 4: Oh my goodness.
- 1:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:31Speaker 4: I was like, where did they get the the tailors
- 1:33Speaker 4: with stuff from? Because everybody I can tell if somebody went,
- 1:36Speaker 4: because they all have the bracelets on.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Now. I'm like, well, because then people want to trade you.
- 1:40Speaker 2: So it's like your favorite song. You have to pick
- 1:42Speaker 2: an air out. I mean, there's all things.
- 1:45Speaker 4: Okay, it's like a whole thing.
- 1:46Speaker 3: All right, it's a whole thing. But go have fun.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Where Sneakers planned to not get home till two am?
- 1:50Speaker 4: All right, I'm trying to figure it out. I gotta
- 1:52Speaker 4: make my decision.
- 1:53Speaker 3: After where are you going with Sudden?
- 1:55Speaker 1: I may go with Noel Sudden one already Sudden Sudden
- 1:58Speaker 1: already Sudden she went, Chris.
- 2:00Speaker 4: Someone with Sutton. I have to share, okay, I have
- 2:04Speaker 4: to share Sutton. Okay.
- 2:05Speaker 1: I can't go everywhere with Sutton Okay.
- 2:08Speaker 2: Hopefully not, because I've seen some of her Instagram comments recently.
- 2:14Speaker 3: Real yeap, wasn't wasn't the best?
- 2:17Speaker 1: Oh?
- 2:17Speaker 4: No, have okay, I gotta catch up.
- 2:19Speaker 2: I just like see the picture, like yeah, yeah, just
- 2:22Speaker 2: let's keep it moving from there. We got a lot
- 2:25Speaker 2: to dive into. Before we even get in to watch
- 2:27Speaker 2: What Happens Live, we got to talk a little bit
- 2:29Speaker 2: about Atlanta. Oh yes, hold on your entrance back into Atlanta.
- 2:36Speaker 2: They did not do you dirty. They did it right,
- 2:39Speaker 2: Like you started with a confessional, you looked hot.
- 2:42Speaker 1: You.
- 2:44Speaker 2: It really showed what Atlanta was missing, the fact that
- 2:47Speaker 2: when I saw it complete, like, what is it one
- 2:50Speaker 2: eighty or is.
- 2:51Speaker 3: It three sixty?
- 2:52Speaker 4: Girl, I don't know. I think it's a one eighty, right,
- 2:54Speaker 4: I don't know, Yeah, one eighty.
- 2:55Speaker 3: With Candy, she was like, it just felt like home.
- 2:59Speaker 4: Oh so much, thank you. I loved you.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Know.
- 3:02Speaker 1: At first of all, I was getting a little worried
- 3:03Speaker 1: because it was like, we're like, the season's almost over,
- 3:05Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm like, yeah, I'll be popping
- 3:09Speaker 1: up on the Latter Housewives and I had not popped up.
- 3:11Speaker 1: I was like, and they just shot the reunion. I
- 3:13Speaker 1: was like, am I even? Did they edit me completely
- 3:16Speaker 1: out of the season.
- 3:17Speaker 3: Kind of like I'm not a friend, I'm just a
- 3:21Speaker 3: on the of.
- 3:22Speaker 4: I mean I.
- 3:23Speaker 1: Started actually saying, instead of center, I pop up, I
- 3:26Speaker 1: just say I started actually saying I changed the narrative
- 3:28Speaker 1: to I filmed with them. I can't guarantee people see me,
- 3:32Speaker 1: but I did film, okay, so I'm actually really pleased
- 3:36Speaker 1: to teddy. I feel like, you know, it was very
- 3:39Speaker 1: nice for them for giving my flowers after eleven years
- 3:42Speaker 1: and all that get stuff up and didn't.
- 3:44Speaker 4: I didn't expect them to roll it out like they did.
- 3:46Speaker 1: I was like, oh, like they'd slow motion painting it
- 3:49Speaker 1: from my feet all the way up and then you
- 3:51Speaker 1: see me. It was like, it was pretty cool. So
- 3:53Speaker 1: shout out to my housewife family and to the ladies.
- 3:56Speaker 1: The ladies were like, show me so much love. They
- 3:58Speaker 1: were so happy to see me, and you know, it's cool.
- 4:01Speaker 1: It was cool the way if youre gonna pop up,
- 4:02Speaker 1: that's how you pop.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Up, baby, No, that's that's how you do it. You
- 4:05Speaker 2: look hot, you have a good story to share. You
- 4:08Speaker 2: help change people's like and I appreciated how authentic you
- 4:11Speaker 2: were about your story, which I have to And I
- 4:14Speaker 2: know this is like a touchy thing.
- 4:16Speaker 3: It's a hard thing to discuss with something.
- 4:19Speaker 2: Kenya said that I didn't even factor into it at
- 4:22Speaker 2: all when she said in her confessional that she thought
- 4:28Speaker 2: that things were going on in your marriage way back
- 4:31Speaker 2: when you were on Girl's Trip.
- 4:34Speaker 3: Is that true or is that just that was just
- 4:37Speaker 3: her assumption.
- 4:38Speaker 4: Well, that was just her assumption. You know.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Yeah, had you know, ups and downs in my marriage
- 4:43Speaker 1: throughout my marriage.
- 4:44Speaker 3: You know who doesn't.
- 4:45Speaker 4: So that's just what it is.
- 4:47Speaker 1: And you know, by the time we got to Girls Trip,
- 4:49Speaker 1: you know, there was a number of things going on
- 4:51Speaker 1: with me, to be honest, and and.
- 4:52Speaker 4: If I could blame one thing, and that I'm even blaming.
- 4:55Speaker 3: You're like, Kenya, just kidding.
- 4:59Speaker 4: Now, but I don't remember.
- 5:00Speaker 1: You know, I'm older, metopause, like, you know, hormonally, Like
- 5:05Speaker 1: I'm like, come on now, let's.
- 5:07Speaker 4: Just be nice to the older people on the trip.
- 5:09Speaker 4: Like I don't know, I just felt like, you know,
- 5:11Speaker 4: I was. It was just a lot. It was a
- 5:14Speaker 4: lot going on.
- 5:14Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna say it was all like you know,
- 5:17Speaker 1: different things I had going on in my personal life
- 5:19Speaker 1: at the time, because that's not that's not true.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's just kind of what I like, other
- 5:24Speaker 2: things were bothering you with going on.
- 5:28Speaker 1: You know, I can't even remember, you know, it was
- 5:31Speaker 1: a lot. I don't even want to get into it,
- 5:32Speaker 1: but it was a lot. But again, it was great
- 5:34Speaker 1: to see the ladies, you know, shout out to Candy.
- 5:37Speaker 1: You know my scene was like the first scene with her.
- 5:39Speaker 1: I know a lot of the fans was like, you
- 5:41Speaker 1: got cut out.
- 5:41Speaker 4: Of the King of scene. I was like, I was
- 5:42Speaker 4: never supposed to be in that scene, but they.
- 5:45Speaker 2: I'm glad it aired the way that it did because
- 5:47Speaker 2: it showed what the show is missing. You need friendship,
- 5:50Speaker 2: you need people to be comfortable, and you need to
- 5:53Speaker 2: share real stories. I think the more they keep talking
- 5:56Speaker 2: about like these you know, who produced this, who plan this?
- 6:00Speaker 2: Is like there it didn't feel like anything was manufactured.
- 6:04Speaker 3: But I do have a bone to pick with you. Now, Oh,
- 6:07Speaker 3: if you did.
- 6:08Speaker 2: A little shade on Candy's YouTube with Nini and you
- 6:13Speaker 2: didn't do that with me, what should be well, you said,
- 6:19Speaker 2: I don't even know if this is an old interviewer
- 6:20Speaker 2: or Novice. Someone sent it to me and they were like,
- 6:22Speaker 2: Cynthia spilled the tea with Candy and not with you,
- 6:25Speaker 2: And I said what And then they sent me a
- 6:27Speaker 2: clip and I guess you.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Said Danini about Nini.
- 6:30Speaker 2: If you're gonna if you're like something along the lines
- 6:33Speaker 2: of like if you're going to create if you created
- 6:36Speaker 2: Housewives you better build a new I.
- 6:38Speaker 4: Said, yes, yes, yes, so Nini said.
- 6:40Speaker 1: And just to be clear, like anytime I talked to Nanie,
- 6:43Speaker 1: it's always just a response. If she says something about me,
- 6:45Speaker 1: I'm never and I rarely respond unless I feel like
- 6:48Speaker 1: she said something that is just not true and person
- 6:51Speaker 1: that I tried to get her far from the show
- 6:52Speaker 1: is just not true. So that was the only reason
- 6:54Speaker 1: why I even responded, because normally I just don't because
- 6:56Speaker 1: you know, she takes a little digs and I'm like,
- 6:58Speaker 1: I don't have time to lie be like, doesn't any
- 7:00Speaker 1: dig I gotta go respond.
- 7:02Speaker 4: Hold on, let me pull my knife out of my.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Back spots, right, because you know, that's just you know,
- 7:08Speaker 1: you know, this is how she, you know, feels, and
- 7:11Speaker 1: you know she's entitled to whatever she feels, but she
- 7:13Speaker 1: can't say something that is not true. I would not
- 7:16Speaker 1: only do I not have the power to get her fire,
- 7:18Speaker 1: I wouldn't even do it if I did, and I.
- 7:20Speaker 4: Don't and I wouldn't. So there's that.
- 7:22Speaker 1: But back to the shade that wasn't actually shade. I
- 7:26Speaker 1: honestly feel like, you know, I'm always giving her flowers.
- 7:29Speaker 1: I'm always saying, hey, She is a huge personality. She
- 7:32Speaker 1: is definitely when you think of Real Housewives, blown, do
- 7:34Speaker 1: you think I need e leaks? And she's like, you know,
- 7:36Speaker 1: she's nanny, she's amazing.
- 7:37Speaker 4: She's great TV. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,
- 7:39Speaker 4: all that stuff. I say it till I'm blue in
- 7:41Speaker 4: the face.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Okay, So what I said was in response to that,
- 7:44Speaker 1: because of course people only showed the clip of that
- 7:46Speaker 1: one bite with you watched the interview, I gave that
- 7:49Speaker 1: one of.
- 7:50Speaker 4: Flowers and plants and trees and forests and die. Oh
- 7:55Speaker 4: I was watering it, making sure everything was growing. You
- 7:58Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
- 7:59Speaker 1: So, but what I said, and this is true, if
- 8:02Speaker 1: she is no longer working with the network, she was
- 8:06Speaker 1: working with and she was able to build this house
- 8:08Speaker 1: that she definitely was very instrumental in building, just go
- 8:13Speaker 1: build another one on another network.
- 8:15Speaker 4: You know.
- 8:16Speaker 1: I think she and Carlos King have great energy, great
- 8:19Speaker 1: chemistry together. He's on own, he produces the shows. Like
- 8:23Speaker 1: that's just what like business wise, that's just what I
- 8:26Speaker 1: would do.
- 8:26Speaker 4: And it's no shade.
- 8:27Speaker 1: It's just basically like listen, go get another six cast
- 8:31Speaker 1: of girls. You cast it as your show, you have
- 8:34Speaker 1: your whole thing. Like she's actually, you know, been in
- 8:36Speaker 1: the game long enough to earn that, So it's no shame.
- 8:39Speaker 2: She can have a she can build another house, put
- 8:41Speaker 2: a casita in the back of the two of us,
- 8:43Speaker 2: and we'll figure it out.
- 8:46Speaker 4: Okay.
- 8:46Speaker 1: It's like, well, we all like once you're not on
- 8:50Speaker 1: that show, and you know you're not on a show.
- 8:52Speaker 4: I'm not on the show. We all have to figure
- 8:54Speaker 4: it out.
- 8:55Speaker 3: So I pray that you are on the show coming
- 8:57Speaker 3: in looking amazing?
- 9:00Speaker 1: On?
- 9:00Speaker 3: Hold on is the Harper's Bizarre cover? Is that new?
- 9:04Speaker 4: Yeah? Just came out this morning.
- 9:07Speaker 3: I was like this.
- 9:08Speaker 2: I was like with one eye open, like, oh god,
- 9:11Speaker 2: all this watch what happens live?
- 9:12Speaker 3: Shit, I'm like, oh my life like looking yeah.
- 9:15Speaker 4: It's actually currently going viral as we speak.
- 9:18Speaker 2: And then I was like, excuse me, Cynthia, excuse me.
- 9:22Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Meanwhile, I'm like I'm.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Mustly And that's what I was trying to say to
- 9:28Speaker 1: my girl. Hey, we bought we all got to keep
- 9:30Speaker 1: this together. There is life after House Housewives. You know,
- 9:33Speaker 1: the platform, We had this platform for many, many years
- 9:35Speaker 1: to do what we want to do with it.
- 9:37Speaker 4: So there's that.
- 9:37Speaker 1: But thank you and shut up to everyone has given
- 9:41Speaker 1: me love for my Harper's cover. You know, it's it's amazing,
- 9:46Speaker 1: Like I definitely wanted to get back into, you know,
- 9:49Speaker 1: this third chapter for me, which is my acting career.
- 9:52Speaker 1: So that whole cover and spread is dedicated to the
- 9:56Speaker 1: third act, which.
- 9:57Speaker 3: Is and I see also a lot more modeling.
- 9:59Speaker 4: Come.
- 10:00Speaker 3: I feel like that's going to happen too. Yeah.
- 10:02Speaker 2: After seeing that, I'm like, hold on, listen and then
- 10:06Speaker 2: the cheekbones all the things. I'm like, things are coming.
- 10:09Speaker 1: So because you know, representation is important, Toddy, Like I'm
- 10:13Speaker 1: fifty six, I feel and look better than I have
- 10:16Speaker 1: in years. Yeah, and so why can't I do like, uh,
- 10:19Speaker 1: you know some of the major campaigns like representing this
- 10:23Speaker 1: woman at this point in my life. I think, well,
- 10:25Speaker 1: that's what it's so inspirational. That's the point that it's real,
- 10:29Speaker 1: and that's what we want to see. Nobody wants to
- 10:31Speaker 1: see the same thing over and over again from the past,
- 10:35Speaker 1: Like we want to see growth, we want to see evolution,
- 10:37Speaker 1: we want to see movement.
- 10:38Speaker 2: And I thought I thought it was a beautiful photo,
- 10:43Speaker 2: but now I have to ask one last question. Have
- 10:45Speaker 2: you gotten a phone call from anyone?
- 10:49Speaker 4: Oh my god, I was hoping you were't forget to ask.
- 10:51Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that seems like me.
- 10:53Speaker 4: No, not yet. Hold on, since we've been on the phone,
- 10:58Speaker 4: I don't take it everybody minute.
- 11:01Speaker 3: Oh god, when he does call, are you gonna answer?
- 11:05Speaker 4: Like?
- 11:05Speaker 2: Are you gonna be like hello? Are you gonna be like?
- 11:08Speaker 2: Are you gonna decline it?
- 11:09Speaker 4: Why?
- 11:10Speaker 1: At this point because it's been like a couple of weeks.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Actually I shouldn't answer. I should like get the power
- 11:16Speaker 1: back because right now he has the power, So if
- 11:18Speaker 1: he does call, I should just be like, you.
- 11:20Speaker 3: Should answer the Cynthia Bailey's phone. Oh, I'm sorry, she's
- 11:25Speaker 3: very booked up.
- 11:30Speaker 4: So bad you finally called.
- 11:32Speaker 1: I'm actually really busy right now, like whatever, but you know,
- 11:35Speaker 1: who knows.
- 11:36Speaker 4: We'll see. I'm just having with it. But thanks for
- 11:39Speaker 4: checking in. They don't worry.
- 11:40Speaker 3: I'll check in every week.
- 11:43Speaker 4: Hasn't call.
- 11:45Speaker 3: No, That's what I do.
- 11:46Speaker 2: I like to just really talk about all the uplifting topics.
- 11:51Speaker 2: Well speaking of, Then we get into watch What Happens
- 11:54Speaker 2: Live Last Night with Andy, which you knew was gonna
- 11:57Speaker 2: be messy because you've got Heather McDonald and Jeff Lewis,
- 12:01Speaker 2: and Jeff is constantly like he's just he throws everything
- 12:06Speaker 2: out there.
- 12:07Speaker 4: I love him.
- 12:08Speaker 3: I love it, and you know he.
- 12:10Speaker 2: Said something you know about my bestie, and then already
- 12:15Speaker 2: this morning he's apologized for it on his radio show.
- 12:19Speaker 2: And what I can say is, clearly watching it, you
- 12:22Speaker 2: can tell he's joking.
- 12:24Speaker 4: Yes, he is, like.
- 12:26Speaker 2: There is it takes the There wasn't a part of
- 12:29Speaker 2: me that was watching it going, oh my gosh, that's
- 12:31Speaker 2: him being dead serious.
- 12:33Speaker 3: It's just Jeff.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Yeah, we're actually we just wrapped the show together. And
- 12:38Speaker 1: I like he said that I was.
- 12:40Speaker 4: A warder, which I would speak.
- 12:45Speaker 1: The man not like However, I would just like to
- 12:47Speaker 1: point out that I am a very intentional quarter. It's
- 12:50Speaker 1: not you watch the show Hoarders and I got like
- 12:53Speaker 1: dirty diapers laying around and pecks the Doritos all over
- 12:56Speaker 1: the place, Like I'm not that kind of quarter.
- 12:58Speaker 3: I mean, you're not keeping your olds.
- 13:02Speaker 4: Now.
- 13:05Speaker 1: I am a neat, organized supporter. I just have too
- 13:08Speaker 1: much stuff, Like I have stuff broke, like my whole life.
- 13:11Speaker 1: But that just totally comes from a place of like
- 13:13Speaker 1: growing up poor and just always feeling like, oh I
- 13:16Speaker 1: don't need these clothes, but let me send them, let
- 13:18Speaker 1: me save them in this bag and send them to
- 13:20Speaker 1: my cousins in Alabama. But then I never have time
- 13:22Speaker 1: to do it. So it was like all this stuff.
- 13:24Speaker 1: So yes, defluence, I am Awarden. Thank you so much
- 13:27Speaker 1: for pointing that out. And actually, you know, you guys
- 13:30Speaker 1: will see, like we'll talk about that when the show
- 13:31Speaker 1: comes out. You know how he comes in does a
- 13:34Speaker 1: full intervention with no get me together.
- 13:39Speaker 3: Well, I can't wait to see that.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Things that were broken down on Orange County or started
- 13:55Speaker 2: out with Heather this is all and watch What Happens
- 13:57Speaker 2: Live stuff, But Heather thinks Shannon and John are good
- 14:00Speaker 2: together and they have a lot in common.
- 14:03Speaker 3: At this point, I'm wondering, are we all just saying
- 14:06Speaker 3: this because we're.
- 14:08Speaker 2: All pals, because I'm missing this vibe at this point.
- 14:14Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 14:15Speaker 1: I haven't seen enough to really completely call it. It
- 14:18Speaker 1: just definitely feels like Shannon very much is into him
- 14:21Speaker 1: and wants this relationship to work out. So we have
- 14:25Speaker 1: some other questions coming up all in belly more later,
- 14:29Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm still like, I'm happy for them if
- 14:32Speaker 1: they're happy, But yeah, I don't know.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Then Jeff says he knows they love each other, but
- 14:36Speaker 2: they both have issues they need to work on separately.
- 14:39Speaker 3: I think we can both agree on that.
- 14:40Speaker 4: Yeah. Absolutely.
- 14:42Speaker 2: Then they pop up Tamra's face and Jeff plugs her
- 14:46Speaker 2: VENU CBD, which I'm like, way to go, Jeff, Like,
- 14:50Speaker 2: just like I can't sleep at night without my VNU CBD.
- 14:54Speaker 2: Then Jeff says that Jen is selfish because she didn't
- 14:59Speaker 2: show us Ryan's I love that, which I have to
- 15:04Speaker 2: be honest, I don't imagine there is a penis out
- 15:07Speaker 2: there in the world that looks hot soft like not hard.
- 15:10Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
- 15:12Speaker 1: I mean we talked about it so much, and they
- 15:13Speaker 1: talked about it so much. I kind of actually would
- 15:15Speaker 1: have liked to seeing what he was working with, you
- 15:18Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean, at this point, let's see something
- 15:22Speaker 2: we also need to know if you've kept her talk.
- 15:24Speaker 4: About Ryan all the time, So Leah, let's see that.
- 15:27Speaker 2: Then Heather thinks Tamar is not genuine about Jennifer and Ryan.
- 15:31Speaker 2: She thinks Tamar wanted us to see this weird couple.
- 15:34Speaker 2: I actually don't agree with that, because just like you
- 15:37Speaker 2: didn't get Nanny fired, Tamar didn't get Jen hired, right,
- 15:44Speaker 2: she was fired at the time. I don't think she
- 15:46Speaker 2: was in entry to the casting process.
- 15:48Speaker 4: Right, right, right, I don't. I don't think I agree
- 15:51Speaker 4: with that either.
- 15:52Speaker 1: I think Tamras is being Tamra and she's just you know,
- 15:56Speaker 1: walking in who she is and it is what it is.
- 15:58Speaker 2: So then she said, Heather says she's happy Tamras back,
- 16:02Speaker 2: but the napkin toss was too much.
- 16:03Speaker 3: We all agree on that.
- 16:04Speaker 4: I agree with that. I did not like the napkin toss.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Heather thinks Shannon just trauma dumps on the women when
- 16:11Speaker 2: she's drunk, but exaggerates what happens. And listen, I can
- 16:15Speaker 2: be prone to some exaggeration myself.
- 16:18Speaker 4: Yeah, same, same, I totally.
- 16:20Speaker 1: If I'm going through some issues in my relationship, you know,
- 16:23Speaker 1: I can definitely call my girl and be like, you know,
- 16:25Speaker 1: like just like put it all out there and maybe
- 16:27Speaker 1: put a hundred on it, and then you know, we
- 16:29Speaker 1: make up like three hours later, and I'm like, oh,
- 16:32Speaker 1: right now, Like.
- 16:33Speaker 2: Well, no, I always do that with my sister. I'll
- 16:37Speaker 2: tell her the most dramatic version of my personal.
- 16:40Speaker 4: Story ahead at him after you've made up with it.
- 16:43Speaker 4: She's like, I hate that asshole.
- 16:45Speaker 1: You're like, wait, wait, wait, no, we're about to go
- 16:47Speaker 1: you know, we're about to go to six Plasga you know, no.
- 16:51Speaker 3: Hold on, no, that was I was tired. It was
- 16:53Speaker 3: just works that day.
- 16:56Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah, I think I'll do that.
- 17:00Speaker 3: Yeah, So that I get.
- 17:02Speaker 2: But sometimes if you are tipsy and you're exaggerating at
- 17:05Speaker 2: the same time, that's where you get into trouble. Because
- 17:08Speaker 2: we see later on when we're watching this episode, Shannon
- 17:11Speaker 2: has forgotten something she said.
- 17:12Speaker 4: And I was gonna say that part titdy. Here's the thing.
- 17:15Speaker 4: We all do it. So we're a signing blame here.
- 17:18Speaker 4: But you can't actually act like you.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Forgot you actually sat up on the phone and had
- 17:24Speaker 1: these conversations with these women.
- 17:27Speaker 3: But you saw in her face she actually did. She
- 17:29Speaker 3: was like, I didn't tell you that, damn it.
- 17:36Speaker 2: Then Jeff talks about how him and Heather Dubrow kind
- 17:40Speaker 2: of made up. Also at the beginning of the episode,
- 17:43Speaker 2: him and Andy said they made up after their five
- 17:46Speaker 2: hundred fight. Then Jeff said that Vicky charged three hundred
- 17:51Speaker 2: dollars on his mini bar charge when she came to
- 17:54Speaker 2: do the show, and I was thinking that was one night.
- 17:57Speaker 2: What could somebody have bought from a mini bar for
- 18:00Speaker 2: three hundred bucks?
- 18:01Speaker 3: Like drinks?
- 18:02Speaker 4: Do you know mini bars are expensive? Truth be told.
- 18:05Speaker 1: I mean you know, if you like hit, like those
- 18:08Speaker 1: little mini bottles of alcohol. Just saying if if that's
- 18:11Speaker 1: the direction she went, those things can add up. I'm
- 18:14Speaker 1: just saying a pack potato chips is like fifteen bucks.
- 18:17Speaker 4: My heart to get there.
- 18:19Speaker 2: If you get there at three pm by nine am
- 18:21Speaker 2: the next morning, you could do a lot of damn.
- 18:24Speaker 4: Stuff to go.
- 18:25Speaker 1: She probably to go, Okay, if somebody else is paying
- 18:28Speaker 1: for it, I can't say that I will necessarily go
- 18:30Speaker 1: ahead and grab the fifteen dollars pack of M and
- 18:33Speaker 1: M's on the way out.
- 18:34Speaker 2: Well, I dared always does that when we're on planes.
- 18:37Speaker 2: She'll like grab some.
- 18:40Speaker 4: That is probably me. I get it.
- 18:43Speaker 2: Then, I don't know, we get more into heather you
- 18:46Speaker 2: brow and blah blah blah. But I feel like that
- 18:48Speaker 2: kind of covers Watch What Happens Live to bring us
- 18:52Speaker 2: into this episode of Real Houseized of Orange County, which
- 18:56Speaker 2: I want to publicly say, this episode of Real House
- 19:00Speaker 2: Size of Orange County is brought to you by Simone
- 19:03Speaker 2: Biles because.
- 19:04Speaker 3: The word vault is used so many damn times.
- 19:09Speaker 2: It was actually I counted, I think it was sixty
- 19:13Speaker 2: seven times. Like I was like, and by vault, what
- 19:17Speaker 2: they're saying is off camera. Just at this point, that's
- 19:20Speaker 2: what they're saying.
- 19:21Speaker 3: They're like, it was in the vault, the vault, we
- 19:23Speaker 3: vaulted it. Then there was a vault that I'd never heard.
- 19:27Speaker 4: It referred to as like, yeah, that was vaulted or whatever.
- 19:29Speaker 1: I thought vault meant that when like, if you tell
- 19:33Speaker 1: me something, you're referring to me as a vault, you
- 19:35Speaker 1: know that I'm not going to repeat it.
- 19:36Speaker 4: I didn't realize it meant it was said off camera.
- 19:38Speaker 4: So I appreciate you for clearing it up.
- 19:41Speaker 2: No, because think about it, like if you and I
- 19:42Speaker 2: were filming a show together and I call you off camera,
- 19:46Speaker 2: we have a heart to heart, and then somehow it's
- 19:50Speaker 2: brought on camera. What Heather's getting away with this episode
- 19:53Speaker 2: is she has not brought it up on camera to
- 19:56Speaker 2: any of the other women, but she has brought it
- 19:58Speaker 2: up to all the other women off camera.
- 20:00Speaker 3: So that's why I think about.
- 20:01Speaker 4: That, like does that count, because.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because she's having I mean, she's having somebody
- 20:07Speaker 2: else do her, you know, a lack of a better word,
- 20:11Speaker 2: I mean, I've done it too, do her dirty work
- 20:14Speaker 2: so she can keep her hands clean.
- 20:15Speaker 3: She's smart because she comes off Mike.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Plants the seat and sits back and watches the flower grow.
- 20:22Speaker 2: Yeah, and then watches Gina and Emily and everybody come
- 20:25Speaker 2: completely unhinged over Shannon's relationship. But I do think you
- 20:30Speaker 2: know it starts we'll backtrack starts off this episode, Jen
- 20:35Speaker 2: talks to her friend from college tailor.
- 20:37Speaker 3: I'm wondering, I'm like.
- 20:38Speaker 2: Fifty to fifty as I'm watching this conversation, if she
- 20:41Speaker 2: had like Central Casting come in and was like, I
- 20:44Speaker 2: need a friend who's gonna make me.
- 20:45Speaker 3: Look good on camera.
- 20:50Speaker 1: Well, I actually like that she had a friend who
- 20:55Speaker 1: was not on the show.
- 20:56Speaker 3: You say a friend period, Oh my god, a friend.
- 21:00Speaker 1: I'm glad that she had a friend that was not
- 21:02Speaker 1: one of the people in the group to come in
- 21:04Speaker 1: and get, you know, just shed some light on this
- 21:05Speaker 1: whole situation, because I feel like we know how to
- 21:08Speaker 1: group feels all right, and I feel like, you know,
- 21:11Speaker 1: I just needed some more perspective, and I thought it
- 21:13Speaker 1: was good and fresh to just hear how someone else
- 21:16Speaker 1: felt about the whole situation.
- 21:17Speaker 4: So I like that moment and Jen needed a break.
- 21:20Speaker 4: Can Jen just get a moment?
- 21:21Speaker 1: Like she needed a moment where she just was not
- 21:23Speaker 1: hitting her head blown off?
- 21:25Speaker 4: Sorry, she just needed well.
- 21:27Speaker 2: I think also I did appreciate that Jen starts to
- 21:30Speaker 2: open up here and she said a lot of things
- 21:31Speaker 2: that kind of resonated with me. She's like, listen, I
- 21:34Speaker 2: don't necessarily want to get married because I am scared that.
- 21:39Speaker 3: He will do that again.
- 21:40Speaker 2: You know, like it's good right now, but once we're married,
- 21:44Speaker 2: things could change. And I think that's a real that's
- 21:47Speaker 2: a real concern, Like it is one thing, especially if
- 21:50Speaker 2: your relationship starts with alleged cheating or whatever it may be,
- 21:55Speaker 2: to say like, okay, we figured it out now, but
- 21:57Speaker 2: now if we shift it, what if he does again?
- 21:59Speaker 3: And I don't want to be divorced again? And I
- 22:01Speaker 3: think that I felt like that was a real conversation.
- 22:04Speaker 1: I agree, And it's just been so like out there
- 22:06Speaker 1: and it's just been said to her so many times,
- 22:08Speaker 1: like no matter how confident she feels in her relationship
- 22:11Speaker 1: with him, somewhere deep deep down inside she has to
- 22:14Speaker 1: feel like, uh, good, he chea on me?
- 22:18Speaker 4: Will he cheat on me?
- 22:19Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, because it's just you know,
- 22:21Speaker 1: I mean, and even said in the last episode, like
- 22:23Speaker 1: you cheated on his ex like a million times or whatever.
- 22:26Speaker 4: It's not like, you know, unheard of him to.
- 22:30Speaker 3: Go direct to step out, so.
- 22:33Speaker 1: Small part of her maybe worried about it, you know
- 22:36Speaker 1: what I mean. But I think that's normal under the circumstances.
- 22:40Speaker 2: But something that I didn't necessarily realize until this episode,
- 22:43Speaker 2: and maybe I missed it, was when she was talking
- 22:45Speaker 2: about her husband, the one she's like trying to get
- 22:49Speaker 2: a divorce from. Yeah, I didn't realize that her family
- 22:53Speaker 2: didn't want him to continue working for them now that
- 22:56Speaker 2: they're not together.
- 22:57Speaker 3: And that's that was I to get.
- 23:00Speaker 2: If I were him and I were private and that
- 23:02Speaker 2: little nugget was just dropped, I would have been that
- 23:06Speaker 2: would have been something vaulted.
- 23:10Speaker 4: I definitely could have stayed in the vault.
- 23:14Speaker 3: I was like, hold on, vault that one. Hey, that's
- 23:17Speaker 3: a bother your kids. You may want to vault that
- 23:18Speaker 3: one for next time.
- 23:21Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
- 23:23Speaker 1: And she's so sweet, like the fact that she's even
- 23:25Speaker 1: like worried about like him losing.
- 23:26Speaker 4: His job and all that stuff, Like, I don't know.
- 23:29Speaker 1: I think that I think I didn't think she's like
- 23:32Speaker 1: a very sweet person, but I think she has to
- 23:35Speaker 1: just kind of put herself first a little bit more
- 23:38Speaker 1: and in a lot of these situations.
- 23:40Speaker 4: But you know, she's a she's a good egg.
- 23:42Speaker 2: What can I say, Well, we'll see, we'll see. Now
- 23:45Speaker 2: we're gonna go through Vicky's list of everything she wants.
- 23:48Speaker 4: I love that list. I wrote my list.
- 23:50Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna say.
- 23:51Speaker 2: Let's go through your list after well, also as I
- 23:54Speaker 2: read through Vicky's, I want you to say yes or no,
- 23:57Speaker 2: this isn't this is something you need.
- 23:59Speaker 3: Okay, let's go age fifty eight to sixty three.
- 24:03Speaker 4: M I would start a little younger.
- 24:05Speaker 1: Mine is like I want to start it like forty
- 24:07Speaker 1: would be the youngest I would want to go.
- 24:09Speaker 4: But if you're thirty seven.
- 24:11Speaker 1: Thirty eight, I cannot completely rule you out at this point.
- 24:16Speaker 2: Or as Brent said on Watch What Happens Live from
- 24:19Speaker 2: New York, she said, whatever it was like twenty eight
- 24:22Speaker 2: till still breathing exactly exactly.
- 24:24Speaker 4: I don't want still breathing.
- 24:26Speaker 1: I actually have a cutoff, like I don't have a
- 24:29Speaker 1: cut off on a younger part the boy dude, but
- 24:31Speaker 1: that is my cutoff. But on an older part, I
- 24:33Speaker 1: actually would like to cut off it. Like I don't
- 24:37Speaker 1: really want to go older than sixty five, you know.
- 24:39Speaker 1: I mean, if you're like an eighty year old Mick Jagger,
- 24:42Speaker 1: there's always like exception to the rule, Like he's like
- 24:44Speaker 1: Mick and he's like a really great health and shape.
- 24:47Speaker 2: So speaking of Mick Jagger, I just googled how old
- 24:50Speaker 2: our other person is and he's fifty nine.
- 24:53Speaker 3: So he falls in the age range.
- 24:55Speaker 4: Yes he does. Christian h Yes, absolutely.
- 25:04Speaker 3: Owns his home.
- 25:05Speaker 5: Uh, independently wealthy, absolutely, entrepreneur, Yes, forward thinker, Yes, have
- 25:17Speaker 5: a passport.
- 25:18Speaker 3: Loves Mexico.
- 25:22Speaker 4: Not a deal breaker, loves to travel, absolutely.
- 25:27Speaker 3: Be divorced, not going through a divorce. Absolutely has children.
- 25:34Speaker 4: Not a deal breaker.
- 25:36Speaker 3: Country westerns boy.
- 25:38Speaker 4: Uh, I definitely had a breaker. As a matter of fact. Well,
- 25:42Speaker 4: I would say for me, they would have to actually
- 25:45Speaker 4: like a lot of old school hip hop and ORB.
- 25:48Speaker 2: I couldn't get it out about laughing.
- 25:53Speaker 3: Love country music.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Again a deal breaker for me personally, But I would
- 25:59Speaker 1: like my person to definitely be into old.
- 26:02Speaker 6: School hip hop and army, compassionate, Yes, adores you, Yes,
- 26:09Speaker 6: makes you laugh, Yes, Yes, finds you funny, Absolutely have
- 26:16Speaker 6: fun together. Bonus has a boat.
- 26:22Speaker 4: You know what.
- 26:23Speaker 1: I really had to think about the boat part because
- 26:25Speaker 1: he doesn't have to have a boat, but it would
- 26:27Speaker 1: be nice if he did.
- 26:29Speaker 3: So what do you have to add to this list?
- 26:31Speaker 4: Okay, so I said the thing about the age. Definitely
- 26:34Speaker 4: believe in God.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Financially independent and yeat wealthy, would be nice, well groomed,
- 26:39Speaker 1: well groomed, you know, like all of the hygiene stuff,
- 26:44Speaker 1: like you know, bad breath is kind of a deal
- 26:46Speaker 1: breaker for me, you know well.
- 26:47Speaker 4: And it's not kind of it's a deal breaker, like
- 26:49Speaker 4: your dental hygiene has to be on point. It just does.
- 26:53Speaker 1: Let's see personal touch has I would like for that
- 26:57Speaker 1: to be one of your love languages.
- 26:58Speaker 3: Oh you like the physical touch?
- 27:00Speaker 1: I hold my hand please. I'd love when a man
- 27:03Speaker 1: holds my hand. I would love for him to be
- 27:05Speaker 1: a masseuse because I love massages. So if he wasn't one,
- 27:08Speaker 1: he could learn to be one that you take a
- 27:11Speaker 1: little massage class.
- 27:13Speaker 2: I wish too, because my husband like touched it, Like
- 27:15Speaker 2: when he massages me.
- 27:16Speaker 3: It's like I'm like, please, I don't need to be tickled.
- 27:20Speaker 4: Right right right?
- 27:21Speaker 1: Oh, big important has to love and accept my daughter
- 27:25Speaker 1: because she's Yeah, I'm a package to deal. No, well
- 27:27Speaker 1: it's twenty three, but he's still part of my package.
- 27:30Speaker 1: I would like for him to be smart, be somebody
- 27:32Speaker 1: like he doesn't have to be like have a crazy body,
- 27:34Speaker 1: but I would like for him to be healthy and
- 27:36Speaker 1: you know, work out and try to like, you know,
- 27:38Speaker 1: keep it together.
- 27:39Speaker 3: He's into him like he he takes into taking care
- 27:41Speaker 3: of himself.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Absolutely, he can't be vegan. I'm not like shout out
- 27:46Speaker 1: to all the fs. I just want to just eat
- 27:49Speaker 1: whatever I want to eat. Because I actually would like
- 27:51Speaker 1: for him to be a foodie as well, like I like,
- 27:53Speaker 1: I'm excited to go to like different restaurants.
- 27:55Speaker 3: So I never thought that that could he be sober.
- 28:00Speaker 1: I prefer for him to not be an alcoholic, but
- 28:03Speaker 1: definitely drink, to be a social drinker for sure.
- 28:09Speaker 4: Yeah, and while we're at it, he has to love.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Sushi, like like, oh, I don't eat braw fish. Well
- 28:15Speaker 1: that's well, we're done here, Okay.
- 28:17Speaker 4: I love sushi.
- 28:18Speaker 3: We have a lot of fish that needs to be eating.
- 28:24Speaker 4: He has to be a nurturer, and I pray for
- 28:27Speaker 4: that now because I never prayed for like my guy
- 28:29Speaker 4: to like be a nurturer, like I want him to be.
- 28:31Speaker 1: Like I'm a gibber and I'm always liked, and you know,
- 28:35Speaker 1: I want them to like keep that same that same
- 28:37Speaker 1: reciprocity when it comes to me.
- 28:39Speaker 4: Let's see minus long sorry, oh yes, keep his car clean.
- 28:43Speaker 7: I can't say, teddy, I'm not even trying to be funny,
- 28:49Speaker 7: like if I you're come in to me.
- 28:52Speaker 4: And you got in and.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Out cups and rappers all over the place that like,
- 28:56Speaker 1: you know, shout out in and out.
- 28:57Speaker 4: But I'm just saying I will not get in that car.
- 28:59Speaker 4: I don't like that. I would like I would like
- 29:03Speaker 4: for him to be like like one.
- 29:05Speaker 1: I don't want he has to be like man stuff
- 29:07Speaker 1: like fixed stuff like like handy.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Edwin would never he does not get that on the list.
- 29:11Speaker 4: You guys don't know how to do anything now, like
- 29:14Speaker 4: they can't do anything, like.
- 29:16Speaker 3: Can't you do a precursor?
- 29:17Speaker 2: Like what I said with Edwin is if you're not
- 29:19Speaker 2: willing to be handy or figure out how to be handy,
- 29:21Speaker 2: don't bitch at me if I spend money for somebody
- 29:24Speaker 2: else to do the things you can't do exactly exactly,
- 29:26Speaker 2: And he learned like I like, I don't like pumping
- 29:29Speaker 2: gas like I like the guys to do.
- 29:31Speaker 1: No, that's a guy thing, like my only thing that
- 29:34Speaker 1: I would want a guy to do. Well, there's a lot,
- 29:36Speaker 1: but like this is one thing, like keep my car clean,
- 29:39Speaker 1: Like take my car to the car wash. Be like,
- 29:41Speaker 1: hey babe, I got your car washed in detailed and
- 29:43Speaker 1: I filled it up with gas. Like, just keep my
- 29:45Speaker 1: car clean and fill it up with gas, like you
- 29:46Speaker 1: will go.
- 29:47Speaker 4: I will never leave you. I will never leave you.
- 29:49Speaker 4: Just on that alone.
- 29:51Speaker 1: You can be a jerk at this point and just
- 29:53Speaker 1: keep my keep gas in my car and keep.
- 29:55Speaker 3: The horder's car clean. She needs help, No, my.
- 29:59Speaker 4: Car is there. It really is sexy.
- 30:02Speaker 1: I like to be like sexy in his own little way,
- 30:04Speaker 1: not like hey sexy sexy, but like you know, just
- 30:06Speaker 1: feel himself.
- 30:08Speaker 4: What else? I think that's it? What door to travel? Oh,
- 30:13Speaker 4: oh this is big. He has to have a therapist. Yeah,
- 30:18Speaker 4: like we all everybody got to be in therapy, even
- 30:20Speaker 4: if he doesn't feel like he needs it. He just
- 30:22Speaker 4: needs to be in there any way.
- 30:23Speaker 3: He needs to be open to it. He needs to
- 30:24Speaker 3: be open to being communicative.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Yes, I think everybody should be in therapy. He has
- 30:30Speaker 1: to be kind to me and he has to be
- 30:33Speaker 1: into me, like he can't be like Okay, yeah, I
- 30:35Speaker 1: got you and I'm gonna cheat on you and all
- 30:37Speaker 1: this stuff.
- 30:37Speaker 4: No, no, not a.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Fifty six like if you're you, come over here, act
- 30:41Speaker 1: right and come over here, put in the work.
- 30:45Speaker 2: My list isn't quite as long, but like my oh shit,
- 30:50Speaker 2: but like my non negotiables are, I need somebody that
- 30:57Speaker 2: we don't have to take each other too seriously all
- 30:58Speaker 2: the time, Like I need to be able to laugh
- 31:00Speaker 2: with you and have fun with you and want to
- 31:03Speaker 2: have sex with you, and for me because my kids
- 31:06Speaker 2: are little, Like I need Edwin like when he did
- 31:09Speaker 2: like dance with the kids this past week, and like
- 31:12Speaker 2: that kind of stuff.
- 31:12Speaker 3: I need you to be hands on in the moment.
- 31:14Speaker 2: You don't always have to be hands on, but you
- 31:16Speaker 2: have to be hands on like and really show our
- 31:19Speaker 2: kids love.
- 31:21Speaker 3: And then I need you to be attractive. Sorry I do.
- 31:24Speaker 3: I have to be physically attractive to you. Yeah, And.
- 31:30Speaker 2: If I could change one thing about my current husband,
- 31:34Speaker 2: it would probably be like how I say current.
- 31:37Speaker 3: Whenever I say current, it gets me in trouble because
- 31:39Speaker 3: people are like, what are you trying to say current?
- 31:41Speaker 2: Like John Mayer got me on that word too, But
- 31:44Speaker 2: I've been married twice, so I have to say current.
- 31:46Speaker 2: But if I could change one thing about him, it
- 31:49Speaker 2: would be he works almost too much, like he's obsessed
- 31:55Speaker 2: with work, but then he's so excited, like last night,
- 31:58Speaker 2: he was so excited when he got home and I
- 32:01Speaker 2: loved it. But he was so excited telling me this
- 32:03Speaker 2: story at nine thirty at night.
- 32:05Speaker 3: I'm tired.
- 32:07Speaker 2: I want to be excited to hear the story when
- 32:09Speaker 2: I'm still awake right right. And so I love that
- 32:13Speaker 2: he works hard, but I wish we could have like
- 32:15Speaker 2: a slightly both of us. We both are the same
- 32:17Speaker 2: way where we get obsessed with something that we want
- 32:19Speaker 2: to accomplish and then we don't necessarily like think through
- 32:22Speaker 2: how it's going the news is going to affect the
- 32:25Speaker 2: other person in their current setting.
- 32:28Speaker 3: Like learn when to tell me the news.
- 32:30Speaker 2: Also, don't ask me questions if you're not fully going
- 32:33Speaker 2: to listen to my answer.
- 32:34Speaker 4: Right right right, and be present.
- 32:36Speaker 1: Know how to read the know how to read the room,
- 32:38Speaker 1: and be present when there is like real conversation that's
- 32:41Speaker 1: about the Jimball.
- 32:42Speaker 2: Yeah, And I mean the other big thing for me
- 32:44Speaker 2: is just having o's And so as long as I'm
- 32:46Speaker 2: having to know laughing and you're attractive, we're good to go.
- 32:49Speaker 3: Let's easy going.
- 32:51Speaker 1: Well, I actually want to add one more thing to
- 32:54Speaker 1: my list, but I'm not even picky. But like they
- 32:59Speaker 1: can't they can't be adventurous, Like I don't like to
- 33:02Speaker 1: do adventurous stuff, like I'm not jumping.
- 33:04Speaker 3: I want adventure.
- 33:07Speaker 1: No, I don't want a venture like I want to
- 33:09Speaker 1: go on vacation. I want to set my ass on
- 33:11Speaker 1: the beach with a pinut colata. I want to like
- 33:13Speaker 1: walk take walks and maybe I'll ride the horse through
- 33:15Speaker 1: the water.
- 33:16Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna like do you don't want to
- 33:18Speaker 2: go on a hiking excursion?
- 33:20Speaker 4: And but that's that's not super adventurous.
- 33:22Speaker 1: I mean, you know the people like what's the thing
- 33:24Speaker 1: in the water everybody's on It's like you're like floating
- 33:26Speaker 1: on the water.
- 33:27Speaker 3: It's like this thing, like this parasailing, like all of
- 33:31Speaker 3: that stuff.
- 33:31Speaker 4: Like there's summer stuff that.
- 33:32Speaker 2: I won't do, like and so you don't want somebody
- 33:35Speaker 2: to make you feel bad about it.
- 33:36Speaker 3: You want someone that can just enjoy, have a drink
- 33:39Speaker 3: and sell.
- 33:39Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't want to be like, hey we should
- 33:41Speaker 4: go bungee jumping today. Hey jump out of a helicopter.
- 33:45Speaker 4: Let's go. Like, no, I'm not that girl.
- 33:48Speaker 2: You want to just you want to be comfortable without
- 33:51Speaker 2: saying a word or saying everything. I agree, So you
- 33:58Speaker 2: know what, we can just put this on the dating profile.
- 34:11Speaker 2: Then the ladies arrive at Jen's house for her and
- 34:14Speaker 2: Tamor's party.
- 34:16Speaker 3: I do you and you do me.
- 34:19Speaker 2: Tamor's dressed as Heather, Jenna is dressed as Taylor in
- 34:24Speaker 2: the deck. Gina is dressed as Emily and has on
- 34:28Speaker 2: paths to make herself curvier. Emily is dressed as Shannon.
- 34:32Speaker 2: Heather is dressed as Jen with puppies and babies. Taylor's
- 34:35Speaker 2: dressed as Tamra. Taylor make a bigger effort.
- 34:39Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Taylor definitely made the least amount of effort.
- 34:42Speaker 3: She brought that shit in.
- 34:44Speaker 1: I knock a theme at the park every single time,
- 34:46Speaker 1: so I was definitely a little bit disappointed in Taylor.
- 34:49Speaker 1: But I will say my favorite was Tamra's Heather, Like
- 34:53Speaker 1: I actually I almost started getting confused kind of watching
- 34:56Speaker 1: it after.
- 34:56Speaker 3: While, Okay, this is who's Who's Who's.
- 34:59Speaker 1: That Emily as Shannon I thought was hilarious and Gina
- 35:04Speaker 1: killed it as she.
- 35:06Speaker 2: Looked as beautiful as Emily beyond Oh my god, I.
- 35:10Speaker 4: Love where she went with it and the whole curves
- 35:12Speaker 4: and everything that was cute.
- 35:14Speaker 1: And then I also thought my girl Jen did good
- 35:16Speaker 1: as tailor with the whole lips and all.
- 35:17Speaker 4: That stuff, Like I was, like, definitely, I thought they
- 35:21Speaker 4: had a lot of fun with it, but Taylor could
- 35:23Speaker 4: have stepped it up.
- 35:25Speaker 2: I feel like I spent more time getting ready for
- 35:27Speaker 2: this podcast than Taylor spent dressing up his camera. And
- 35:31Speaker 2: that's saying a lot considering I didn't dry my hair
- 35:34Speaker 2: and I'm wearing my tailor Swift sweatshirt. I mean, this
- 35:38Speaker 2: is the best thing about watching when people like are
- 35:41Speaker 2: doing jokes but really offending the other people, so like
- 35:45Speaker 2: each one of them is slightly offended by the the
- 35:48Speaker 2: outfit somebody else has worn. Like even Emily found something
- 35:52Speaker 2: wrong with Gina's. She's like, her boobs could have been bigger,
- 35:56Speaker 2: exactly exactly, But then it's it starts off. I mean,
- 36:02Speaker 2: I thought it was fun. I appreciated it. Then Shannon
- 36:05Speaker 2: pulls Heather aside and confronts her about what Tarama told her.
- 36:08Speaker 2: Heather says she's not taking a fall for something she
- 36:11Speaker 2: didn't do. This is where I wish they would have
- 36:15Speaker 2: just broken the fourth wall and Heather were to say, listen,
- 36:18Speaker 2: I never said any of these things on camera. I
- 36:21Speaker 2: did gossip about it, or I did show concern to
- 36:24Speaker 2: some of the other women because I am worried about you.
- 36:27Speaker 3: That would have it would have cleared it all up.
- 36:29Speaker 4: Yeah, and we would have moved on for sure.
- 36:33Speaker 2: But I did break into a sweat for the first
- 36:35Speaker 2: time because I actually agreed with Gina.
- 36:38Speaker 4: Oh wow, oh what part? What did she say? What
- 36:42Speaker 4: did you agree with?
- 36:42Speaker 2: She said, you can't talk about somebody else's relationship if
- 36:46Speaker 2: you want yours to be off limits, And I I
- 36:49Speaker 2: was like, Gina, I agree.
- 36:51Speaker 4: That you are.
- 36:51Speaker 3: We're on the same page.
- 36:54Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's very true. I love that
- 36:56Speaker 1: she said that. It was a great point.
- 36:58Speaker 3: Because I mean, that's that's been what's been happening all season,
- 37:02Speaker 3: so it's very hard. But also it's kind of.
- 37:08Speaker 2: I don't know, watching it, it made me feel worried
- 37:11Speaker 2: about whatever is. I know that there's an exaggeration aspect
- 37:14Speaker 2: to it, but there was a part of me that
- 37:15Speaker 2: did feel worried of whatever it is that like she
- 37:19Speaker 2: hadn't seemed legitimately frightened.
- 37:23Speaker 4: Yeah, she was like going nuts.
- 37:25Speaker 1: She was definitely like flipping out about it. Every time
- 37:29Speaker 1: it comes up. She just like goes kind of crazy.
- 37:31Speaker 1: And I understand that she wants to protect her relationship,
- 37:34Speaker 1: but at the same time, she's on a show, and
- 37:36Speaker 1: if they can go hard on Ryan and Jen, you know,
- 37:40Speaker 1: like everybody else's relationships can be on the table, like
- 37:43Speaker 1: hers doesn't get to be off the table. So you know,
- 37:46Speaker 1: I feel like she just, you know, Shanna's is gonna
- 37:49Speaker 1: have to, you know, make sure her and her man
- 37:51Speaker 1: are good good because you know it's this fair game are.
- 37:54Speaker 2: But also John's a big boy if he's gonna sign
- 37:57Speaker 2: on the dotted line and say that he was willing
- 38:01Speaker 2: to film, and clearly, like from what I've noticed, he
- 38:03Speaker 2: likes being in the spotlight. Suck it up, Buttercup, you're
- 38:07Speaker 2: up for you know, you're up for discussion, just like
- 38:10Speaker 2: everybody else.
- 38:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually enjoyed Jen and Ryan having a night
- 38:15Speaker 1: off on this end like they were just not I'm
- 38:20Speaker 1: sure Jen was happy as a clam when the scene
- 38:24Speaker 1: was over, like she literally just didn't have to be like,
- 38:27Speaker 1: you know, the red dot was not on her.
- 38:28Speaker 4: Head and we were not like wearing Ryan out.
- 38:32Speaker 1: So you know, it feels good. And we've all been
- 38:34Speaker 1: in that situation where we're.
- 38:35Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, night off. I hosted this and
- 38:40Speaker 3: it worked out in my favor.
- 38:42Speaker 4: I actually it's got to come and have fun and
- 38:44Speaker 4: that's you know.
- 38:45Speaker 2: So yeah, and then Emily says she feels John is
- 38:49Speaker 2: not invested and Shannon can do better. She says John
- 38:52Speaker 2: has called Shannon fat and unattractive. Heather also said Shannon
- 38:57Speaker 2: pays for everything and John has never slept over at
- 39:00Speaker 2: her house.
- 39:02Speaker 3: Do you think that Emily and Heather revealing these things.
- 39:05Speaker 2: Is fair game though, Like I know that it's fair
- 39:07Speaker 2: game to be talked about, but these things were never
- 39:09Speaker 2: talked about on the show, so now they're bringing it
- 39:12Speaker 2: onto the show.
- 39:14Speaker 3: But yet Heather stepped away from it like she hasn't.
- 39:17Speaker 2: But I mean clearly like that to me, like the
- 39:21Speaker 2: body stuff that was taking it past the level. Like, yes,
- 39:25Speaker 2: everybody's fair game, but that was a little bit he
- 39:28Speaker 2: never said that on the show. If they are genuinely
- 39:30Speaker 2: concerned about her, there is a way to approach it differently.
- 39:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like they didn't have to completely have
- 39:37Speaker 1: to air that out on the show. Like, you know,
- 39:40Speaker 1: there's always a way of saying, hey, you know, we've
- 39:41Speaker 1: heard some things that we didn't you know, agree with
- 39:44Speaker 1: that he said. But you know, it always tested just
- 39:47Speaker 1: like you know, it's always nice to when it's like
- 39:50Speaker 1: speculation as opposed to he's never spent the night at
- 39:53Speaker 1: her house before, Like all these things that are definitely,
- 39:56Speaker 1: as someone viewing the show, like obvious red flags because
- 40:00Speaker 1: first of all, I'm like, wait, if I've spent the
- 40:02Speaker 1: night your house, never spent that in miles, Like why
- 40:04Speaker 1: like that makes me really, you know, want to question
- 40:07Speaker 1: you know some of the things that you know.
- 40:09Speaker 3: These they could have left it a little bit more vague.
- 40:11Speaker 2: They could have been, like he said, discouraging comments about
- 40:14Speaker 2: your looks or we heard that you're having sexual issue,
- 40:18Speaker 2: you know whatever, but like to really hone in on
- 40:21Speaker 2: the details showed that this conversation conversations have happened. But
- 40:28Speaker 2: then I got confused why Emily started crying? Why is
- 40:31Speaker 2: the only crying, got.
- 40:32Speaker 1: Very emotional, and you know, I love Emily. I definitely
- 40:36Speaker 1: understand understand, you know why she was upset, But I thought,
- 40:40Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know if it was like, Okay,
- 40:43Speaker 1: how upset are you? Like You're like, I don't know,
- 40:47Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. You know, you never know what
- 40:49Speaker 1: I think. I've been on a reality show. You never
- 40:51Speaker 1: know what was going on in the person's real life
- 40:53Speaker 1: before they get there. Maybe something was going at home
- 40:56Speaker 1: the trigger her and that, Like like sometimes it's like
- 40:59Speaker 1: that because sometimes I've been on the show and things
- 41:02Speaker 1: kind of like hit me or I got emotional about
- 41:04Speaker 1: things Teddy where I'm like.
- 41:04Speaker 4: Why am I even crying right now?
- 41:06Speaker 1: Like I know, like you're just kind of all over
- 41:09Speaker 1: the place, and you have your real life and you
- 41:11Speaker 1: have your TV life, and you have to film, and
- 41:13Speaker 1: sometimes you're just like an emotional.
- 41:15Speaker 2: Woman and then you feel the camera like beaming in
- 41:17Speaker 2: and that hot like light on you, and you're like, oh,
- 41:21Speaker 2: I can't holding it. And then you have one woman
- 41:23Speaker 2: look at you like you're okay, and then that little
- 41:26Speaker 2: bit of niceness just pushes you over the edge.
- 41:29Speaker 1: Not just those small things you come in like a
- 41:32Speaker 1: rock and we have to be so strong, so solid
- 41:34Speaker 1: on these reality shows, like it could be the smallest
- 41:37Speaker 1: thing that may not have anything to do with you that.
- 41:39Speaker 4: Just sets your ass right off your map.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Then you're like and then once it starts, and then
- 41:45Speaker 2: you can see the little like where it pans in
- 41:47Speaker 2: on you even closed, and you're like, damn it, they
- 41:49Speaker 2: caught me, And then you can't control it. But then
- 41:52Speaker 2: Emily tells Shannon that it hurts her that she doesn't
- 41:54Speaker 2: share things with her. She says that she would be
- 41:57Speaker 2: her friend no matter how bad it is, and then
- 41:59Speaker 2: Shannon and Yell's back in her saying it's right. But
- 42:04Speaker 2: Emily as Shannon fighting with Shannon as Gina as like
- 42:09Speaker 2: we're in some sort of like weird Bravo multiverse. Should
- 42:15Speaker 2: we be, Like we should all be each other And
- 42:18Speaker 2: on a podcast like let's bring in a lot of
- 42:21Speaker 2: I love.
- 42:21Speaker 1: That you know from my fiftieth I had the entire
- 42:24Speaker 1: cast of Atlanta come as fifty The thing was fifty
- 42:27Speaker 1: Shades of Cynthia, So the entire cast came as different
- 42:30Speaker 1: versions of me.
- 42:31Speaker 4: And it was the coolest thing ever because.
- 42:32Speaker 3: I love that I did.
- 42:34Speaker 1: I was just like, Okay, First of all, these bitches,
- 42:36Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like participate, They're not gonna come as
- 42:38Speaker 1: me when I tell you they committed. They were like
- 42:42Speaker 1: into it and everybody brought it. It was it was
- 42:45Speaker 1: so cool, Like you guys canna go back and watch that.
- 42:47Speaker 1: But it was like one of like I had to
- 42:48Speaker 1: like talk about like six or seven cool things that
- 42:51Speaker 1: you know, memories wise on the show. Like that was
- 42:53Speaker 1: like my fifty birthday was really cool. And the cast
- 42:55Speaker 1: definitely you know, showed up and showed out. I actually
- 42:58Speaker 1: had a contest who was the best Cynthia and of
- 43:00Speaker 1: course who was the best everything on the show.
- 43:03Speaker 3: So oh yeah.
- 43:06Speaker 2: But then once again production is shown productions like why
- 43:11Speaker 2: are we in this?
- 43:12Speaker 3: Like their video? Like but that that level and where.
- 43:17Speaker 2: I get confused is when they when they start to
- 43:20Speaker 2: break the fourth wall, and like the particular housewife really
- 43:23Speaker 2: thinks that isn't going to get shown, Like no, they've
- 43:26Speaker 2: shown now they're going to break the fourth wall. This
- 43:29Speaker 2: is only looking worse for you now because at this
- 43:32Speaker 2: point we could have gone a couple different ways. We
- 43:34Speaker 2: could have been annoyed at Heather, we could have been
- 43:37Speaker 2: annoyed at Tama for originally bringing it up, we could
- 43:40Speaker 2: have been annoyed at Gina because Gina's always kind of back.
- 43:44Speaker 3: And forth on what she thinks is appropriate to talk about.
- 43:47Speaker 2: We could have been annoyed at Emily because at this
- 43:50Speaker 2: point I can't even tell what she's talking about.
- 43:53Speaker 3: But now all we can think is Shannon's done lost
- 43:55Speaker 3: her mind.
- 43:57Speaker 1: Yes, Shannon was definitely a hundred. It's something about like
- 44:03Speaker 1: whenever her relationship comes up, she just goes bananas, and
- 44:07Speaker 1: all it does for us watching the show is like,
- 44:09Speaker 1: what the hell is really going on over there? Like
- 44:11Speaker 1: I've completely lost interest in Jen and Ryan stuff at
- 44:14Speaker 1: this point, lived Dick and all, Like, I'm just going.
- 44:18Speaker 7: On diving into Shannon her Man stuff because she is
- 44:24Speaker 7: set off every time like anything. He's like, this is
- 44:26Speaker 7: gonna run my relationship, but I'm like, what in the
- 44:29Speaker 7: world's going on over there? Like it just makes invested
- 44:32Speaker 7: in like what's happening with them, as opposed to her
- 44:35Speaker 7: just being like, oh, look, okay, let me get together
- 44:37Speaker 7: the people I need to get together and just you know,
- 44:39Speaker 7: play this thing cool because I'm putting more eyeballs on
- 44:41Speaker 7: the situation.
- 44:42Speaker 2: Now well not just even that, but then Shannon totally
- 44:47Speaker 2: goes against what she's even saying when she tries to
- 44:49Speaker 2: throw it and Heather's face that Heather is in the
- 44:52Speaker 2: press right now for having marital issues. I'm like, you can't,
- 44:56Speaker 2: you don't understand. You just are saying that this is
- 44:59Speaker 2: so limits, that this will ruin your relationship and blah
- 45:02Speaker 2: blah blah, And now you're doing it in the same
- 45:04Speaker 2: sentences didn't land, And then you're like, oh, I should
- 45:09Speaker 2: have didn't land, And then.
- 45:09Speaker 3: Heather handled it like a pro, and you're like, oops, yeah.
- 45:14Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love Shannon. I definitely you know what
- 45:21Speaker 1: you know, going back to jeblu Is whatever they're working
- 45:23Speaker 1: on over there, I really hope they work it out
- 45:25Speaker 1: because it is definitely a trigger for her, and I
- 45:28Speaker 1: feel like, you know, she owes us something about the relationship,
- 45:32Speaker 1: because we just want to know at this point, we
- 45:33Speaker 1: want to know, like if everything's okay, you know, I
- 45:37Speaker 1: do you know, you know, you don't get to be
- 45:40Speaker 1: part of the show and everybody else has to be
- 45:42Speaker 1: aired out and you don't get talking about yours and
- 45:44Speaker 1: you know, you can't rent a production every time because.
- 45:47Speaker 2: Well, I think they also gave us some foreshadowing when
- 45:50Speaker 2: they said, I think it was Gina yelling Shannon, you're
- 45:55Speaker 2: like jackal and hide. So I think this is also
- 45:59Speaker 2: what ends up happening when you start sharing too much
- 46:02Speaker 2: off camera, then it starts to get lost once you're filming,
- 46:08Speaker 2: like it's hard to even keep track.
- 46:10Speaker 1: Because then you have to almost break the four wall then,
- 46:12Speaker 1: because then the fans are like, well why are you
- 46:13Speaker 1: then so me and to her, and you're like and
- 46:15Speaker 1: then they sa they don't even know off camera this
- 46:17Speaker 1: person's like done all this stuff to you because you
- 46:19Speaker 1: start to showing you're like, okay, we're just not even
- 46:20Speaker 1: going to talk about that because it happened in you know,
- 46:22Speaker 1: the real world. But sometimes you have to go back
- 46:25Speaker 1: and get that stuff because it doesn't make sense when
- 46:27Speaker 1: we're watching it play out. So I actually what, I
- 46:31Speaker 1: actually think it makes sense and it's more interesting when
- 46:33Speaker 1: we do break the fourth wall.
- 46:35Speaker 2: Me too.
- 46:35Speaker 3: I love it be explained.
- 46:37Speaker 1: And you know, these fans go so hard for who
- 46:39Speaker 1: they like, so when you're like, you know, trying to
- 46:42Speaker 1: explain what only happened on the show, when you had
- 46:45Speaker 1: a whole this fight with this person off the show,
- 46:48Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense.
- 46:49Speaker 2: I think all in all, what I can say is
- 46:52Speaker 2: this episode I enjoyed the entire cast as messy, as
- 46:56Speaker 2: good as whatever it was.
- 46:57Speaker 3: It was a good episode.
- 46:59Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a great So what did you think
- 47:00Speaker 4: about Vicky come in as herself?
- 47:02Speaker 3: Of course she did, Of course she did.
- 47:06Speaker 1: I was gonna say the same thing. She had a
- 47:08Speaker 1: great job come in as herself as well. She's oh
- 47:12Speaker 1: does she a bear kill? That was her I brought
- 47:14Speaker 1: the yes because she used to. She always wants to
- 47:16Speaker 1: whoop it up.
- 47:18Speaker 4: Well, I tell you, they picked Shannona over that case.
- 47:22Speaker 3: And her mouth's.
- 47:22Speaker 1: Like it's not like an age limit where Like I
- 47:27Speaker 1: think I would be very uncomfortable if you guys, Like
- 47:30Speaker 1: if I was at a party and you guys, I'm
- 47:31Speaker 1: gonna pick Cynthia's fifty six year old but up and
- 47:33Speaker 1: she's gonna like drink the liquor, I would be like,
- 47:39Speaker 1: you know, I think I'm too old for this. Like
- 47:41Speaker 1: it just looked crazy and gent a little purple dress
- 47:43Speaker 1: on her ug boots and I was like in her.
- 47:45Speaker 3: Hair, the spigs hanging out all of it. I was like,
- 47:47Speaker 3: this is a hot mess.
- 47:49Speaker 4: Yes, this is a mess. But yeah, Vicky did a
- 47:51Speaker 4: great job. I was coming as herself.
- 47:53Speaker 3: No, Vicky did a great job. I thought it was
- 47:55Speaker 3: all in on.
- 47:55Speaker 2: I was like, listen, I granted watching it back for
- 47:58Speaker 2: these women, I'm sure it wasn't super were great for
- 48:00Speaker 2: all of them, But as a viewer, I was like,
- 48:02Speaker 2: they did a good job. They gave Cynthia and I
- 48:04Speaker 2: a lot to talk about. They put in their effort,
- 48:09Speaker 2: and uh, Tamar and Jen got a break this week.
- 48:13Speaker 4: Yeah they did it. Oh that's right. You know.
- 48:16Speaker 1: Tamra actually was DM and me, so we were like
- 48:19Speaker 1: talking last night. She had watched the show, and you know,
- 48:22Speaker 1: she was saying she was excited for me to be
- 48:24Speaker 1: back on, you know, to pop into Atlanta whatever, and
- 48:27Speaker 1: I was something, how much fun I was having, you know,
- 48:29Speaker 1: you know, co hosting with you whatever, just you know,
- 48:31Speaker 1: chopping it up, and yeah, Tamra was Actually Tamar and
- 48:35Speaker 1: Jim both had a little bit of a little vacation
- 48:38Speaker 1: on this episode.
- 48:39Speaker 4: They got a chance to just kind of sit back,
- 48:41Speaker 4: you know it.
- 48:42Speaker 2: But you could tell that Heather was trying to comfort
- 48:45Speaker 2: Tarmor a little bit. But Tarmor was like, I'm not
- 48:47Speaker 2: uh not having it. I already know you did it.
- 48:50Speaker 2: You said it and I'm out.
- 48:52Speaker 1: Traman was like, I worked the entire I'm gonna night off,
- 48:56Speaker 1: thank you very much.
- 48:58Speaker 2: I'm gonna enjoy my drink, play some sex games. Who
- 49:02Speaker 2: like two's nipple by the way, And was there a
- 49:04Speaker 2: little nipple cover on there?
- 49:06Speaker 4: Licked Emily's nipple?
- 49:10Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that I necessarily need anyone licking my nipple
- 49:14Speaker 2: on television.
- 49:17Speaker 1: Well, I mean, let's just really unpack that. I'm not like,
- 49:21Speaker 1: I think I've done a lot of crazy stuff on
- 49:24Speaker 1: the show at this point, things that I would never
- 49:26Speaker 1: do if I was not on the show.
- 49:28Speaker 4: So, like I would say this, if I had to
- 49:31Speaker 4: lick a nipple, it would be Emily's because.
- 49:33Speaker 1: You know, she's always getting She's like very well groomed,
- 49:36Speaker 1: like you know, getting into butt hair.
- 49:41Speaker 4: You know, she has that wax up too.
- 49:43Speaker 2: So yeah, true, if I was going to pick a
- 49:45Speaker 2: nipple to lick, that'd probably be the cleanest one.
- 49:47Speaker 1: She's hairless, like she doesn't like her own a body,
- 49:51Speaker 1: so that if I had to lick one, that would
- 49:54Speaker 1: be the one I would want to lick.
- 49:57Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this was so good, such a fun
- 50:00Speaker 2: episode for us to watch and recap. I appreciate you
- 50:03Speaker 2: guys so much. And then just to give everybody a
- 50:05Speaker 2: heads up, I am on vacation next week with my family.
- 50:09Speaker 2: I'm going to Colombia. So when I come back, me
- 50:11Speaker 2: and Cynthia will be recapping two episodes of Orange County
- 50:16Speaker 2: on the same time. And uh so, you guys are
- 50:18Speaker 2: gonna have to deal without us for a week, but
- 50:20Speaker 2: camera will be doing with a guest host talking all
- 50:23Speaker 2: things Atlanta, New York and crappy.
- 50:26Speaker 4: Like okay.
- 50:26Speaker 1: And then I would like to thank as you guys know,
- 50:29Speaker 1: I did get for a million, and I'm holding nicely.
- 50:32Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm well on my journey. It's a five million.
- 50:35Speaker 1: It's gonna take a minute. But I appreciate everyone that
- 50:38Speaker 1: did follow and everyone that.
- 50:39Speaker 4: Keeps following because it doesn't work.
- 50:43Speaker 1: I'm back square one, okay, so keep don't push that
- 50:47Speaker 1: unfollowed button.
- 50:48Speaker 4: I will try to give you guys interesting content. All right.
- 50:50Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
- 50:51Speaker 2: We love it, and congratulations Cynthia and Harper's Bazaar love
- 50:54Speaker 2: the photo.
- 50:55Speaker 3: Keep crushing it.
- 50:56Speaker 4: Thank you, love you guys.
- 50:58Speaker 3: Bye. S.