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Things That Must Go for June 4th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: Well, my friends, these are things that you send to
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: us that are just aggravating you. You just you can't
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: take it anymore. I can't stands no more. And so
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: you put it down on paper, or well you put
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: it in an email. These things that must go, and
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: you send them to radio from hell at x ninety
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: six dot com. And hopefully if we read yours on
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: the radio, it'll make you feel better. And sometimes these
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: things magically disappear from your life.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: I'll go first.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: I've got from our old friend Chuck Gravanik or Cajun Chuck,
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: as he says, our band. He's in a band, been
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: invited to play at the Heart and Soul Music Stroll
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: on June fourteenth in sugar House.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: Soon.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: Here is a list of things that must go. I
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: moved to Louisiana at the end of January, but I
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: set up this gig knowing that I would fly back
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: to play in the band. So why did the rest
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: of the band decide now is the time to incorporate
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: two new songs into our setlist.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: This is not the time for the new stuff.
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: I'm good, but we could have just rested on our
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: tried and true songs that we love to play, and
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: then the constant complaining about how we will set up,
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  Speaker 2: will we have time to practice, etc. We've played together
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: for ten years. I really thought we had it figured
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: out by now, and finally no one being able to
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: pick me up at the airport and bring me to
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: the gig like the rock star I always wanted to
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: be again. That's heart and Soul music. Stroll in Sugarhouse, Saturday,
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: June fourteenth, Therapy by Proxy. I'd be happy to pick
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: you up at the airport shock and treat you like that.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: They'll be your roadie.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see. This one says, please don't use my name.
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: Grown ask people who insist on celebrating their birthday as
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: if they were five years old. I'm not saying you
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: shouldn't celebrate, but she's insisting on some type of theme
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: or getaway with decorations and gifts and games and activities,
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: and being very upset if all friends can't make it
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: is annoying. Can't we just celebrate each other with a
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: drink or dinner or like normal people? Please make this go.
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: This one says online catalogs must go. We've tried to
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: get you line to stop mailing catalogs to us for
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: some time. For some reason, we keep getting more. Now
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: we receive three three three inch thick catalogs at least
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: once a month.
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, I get the restoration hardware one.
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: I don't get.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: You line.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: We love you, but save trees please will you? We
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: order online. We don't need physical catalogs. And finally this one,
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: good morning lords. You may use my name, Okay, it's Zane.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: I agree with that one, because you know when they
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: say that, because the menu options never change. Your vehicle
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: warranty has expired. I got a letter in the mail
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: for a vehicle I don't even have anymore. And in
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: the mail people who say lords and ladies, Gina is
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: a lord of morning radio getting the car washed. Then
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: the next day it rains, and finally it's raining on
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: Monday and we can't barbecue and swim in the pool
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: like we want to do. Thank you, lords.
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: Zane carry this first one from my wife. Things that
• 3:17
  Speaker 3: must go pre party anxiety of I don't have enough food. Yeah,
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: no matter how much food I have, I always get
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: the pre party anxiety and start pulling stuff out of
• 3:26
  Speaker 3: the pantry and the fridge.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: Do you have any crackers?
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  Speaker 2: I'm that way with the booze for the party. We
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: don't have enough booze.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: Let's see this one from Connie. I buy deep pocket sheets.
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: The fitted sheet is a great fit.
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: The top sheet, however, doesn't have enough fabric to tuck
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: in the sheets. For the love of all that's holy,
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: I simply want to properly made bed. This one from
• 3:49
  Speaker 3: Tristan Trevor Lee must go while we're at it. His
• 3:53
  Speaker 3: daddy Mike can hit the bricks too, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Not related, but it feels like they.
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  Speaker 3: Are, yeah, of the same family.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Uh please doesn't say I can use the name, so
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: I won't. I don't know what it is these days,
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: but people are just no shows without any notification when
• 4:12
  Speaker 3: they've made a commitment.
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  Speaker 1: To be somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: I just hate it.
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: Also, could you please get men, not all, but some.
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: To keep quiet and yoga class so they don't sound
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  Speaker 3: like they're struggling with a bowel movement or.
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: Having an aneurysm or so annoying.
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: And then finally this one, when you try to get
• 4:35
  Speaker 3: automatic soap dispensers to dispense.
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: And it thinks you're invisible.
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: I hate that, so you wave like an idiot and
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: then it finally works and get soap.
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: All over everywhere. Yeah, there you go.
• 4:48
  Speaker 4: My neighbor who put the chair out that with the
• 4:50
  Speaker 4: free sign on it that no one ever picked up.
• 4:54
  Speaker 4: He has now added two more chairs to it, maybe
• 4:56
  Speaker 4: thinking well maybe if I put the whole set out there,
• 4:59
  Speaker 4: someone will want them.
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  Speaker 2: What are they good?
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  Speaker 4: No, they're old and falling apart and dirty. No one
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  Speaker 4: wants your old broken chairs.
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  Speaker 2: I think I want them.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: Let's see.
• 5:08
  Speaker 4: This is a follow up from Joscelyn's list. It was
• 5:11
  Speaker 4: so long last week I split it up for this week.
• 5:14
  Speaker 4: Budget proposals that somehow forget poor people exist, photo ops
• 5:19
  Speaker 4: pretending to fix problems instead of policies that actually do.
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  Speaker 4: Bipartisan bills which were clearly written by lobbyists during their
• 5:26
  Speaker 4: lunch break. Cabinet appointees with resumes that read like how
• 5:30
  Speaker 4: to take a department, telemarketers who call during dinner, Plastic
• 5:35
  Speaker 4: packaging that's harder to open than a bank, vault flat
• 5:39
  Speaker 4: Arthur's with Wi Fi access and autocorrect that turns I'm
• 5:42
  Speaker 4: on my way into I'm an omelet.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: Let's see this from Tasha, moving must go.
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  Speaker 4: When I first moved out at seventeen, it was exciting
• 5:54
  Speaker 4: buying my DI furniture, grocery shopping at midnight, it was
• 5:57
  Speaker 4: a dream. Thirty years, three homes, and two adult children later,
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: how the hell did I get so much stuff? Purging
• 6:05
  Speaker 4: is great, and I'm glad I can give back some
• 6:07
  Speaker 4: to some donation centers. My advice for the teens that
• 6:10
  Speaker 4: are going to get my stuff at the DI minimalize. Also,
• 6:14
  Speaker 4: my daughter, who's avoided correspondence the past couple weeks because
• 6:17
  Speaker 4: she doesn't want to help, quit being selfish.
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: I raised you better.
• 6:22
  Speaker 4: Let's see this sad one from Rebecca my sweet dog,
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: an owner of my heart. Walter White getting older must go.
• 6:30
  Speaker 4: And finally this, sitting here in the ninety plus degree heat,
• 6:34
  Speaker 4: the ice cream man driving around playing Christmas songs, always
• 6:37
  Speaker 4: Christmas songs in the middle of the summer. That same thing,
• 6:40
  Speaker 4: my guy that comes through my neighborhood. It's it's a
• 6:43
  Speaker 4: silent night. And when the word off the red nose reindeer,
• 6:46
  Speaker 4: can't they I don't know, maybe they just think that's.
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: It must go? Is it costs?
• 6:52
  Speaker 3: Moored I don't know anyway, thinks that must go on
• 6:59
  Speaker 3: the radio
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: From her show