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STUDIO REVEAL | Son of a Boy Dad #167 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not doing that. Also, I don't like popping champagne.
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  Speaker 3: for it or you gotta not do it. Hey, what's
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  Speaker 3: going on there?
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  Speaker 4: Pal?
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  Speaker 6: We saw you in the hockey game Mark.
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  Speaker 3: I know you, guys.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Ryan Whitney. I get a drink named after me,
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  Speaker 6: A big deal.
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  Speaker 3: It's seven in the morning, dude.
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  Speaker 6: I thought we could party. I thought just as guys
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  Speaker 6: could party.
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  Speaker 1: Chris in our new studio celebrate the death of Henry
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  Speaker 1: Blogic Henry Blowdick.
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  Speaker 3: Henry blow Dick. Did he die?
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  Speaker 1: No, But something happened with Business Insider. A couple of
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago, I figured we pop champagne. Oh nice with
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  Speaker 1: ol Presidente.
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  Speaker 3: That would be awesome. Boss Man's back.
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  Speaker 6: In the office.
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  Speaker 1: Just the way that we're back in the office, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like he's kind of he knew that we'd be
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  Speaker 1: back in today, so he wanted to be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm working, I'm working.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he wanted to capture the vibe he asked about you.
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  Speaker 3: He knew it was going to be a whole thing today. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: walking through those doors, he said, it's sass here. Now,
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  Speaker 3: he would never do that.
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  Speaker 4: I said, yeah, I think so. I covered fear.
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  Speaker 3: He has my location already on his phone, so he's
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  Speaker 3: not going to be asking about where I am.
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  Speaker 6: You got an Apple tag?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he knows where I'm at at all time, like.
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  Speaker 6: He's human trafficking you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it just was getting too much becau. We would
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  Speaker 3: always be meeting up for lunch and stuff, and now
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  Speaker 3: he doesn't have to text.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you would always fucking be eating his dick.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think a lunch between Dave and SaaS
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  Speaker 4: looks like.
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  Speaker 6: The same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Any conversation with SaaS looks like SaaS is in Frank
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  Speaker 1: the tank conversation territory, where you say something to him
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  Speaker 1: and he gives.
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  Speaker 6: You exactly half. Hey, sass, how's it going? Hey, Hey, sas,
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  Speaker 6: how do you have a good weekend? What are you
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  Speaker 6: doing anything this weekend? It's good. He'll give you half
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  Speaker 6: or less.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like me at all.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds exactly like you. Honestly, I think that Frank
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  Speaker 1: the Tank is more gregarious at this stage in his life.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, Frank is fucking I don't know. Frank's a superstar.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, have you seen him?
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  Speaker 1: Like, uh, the other day, we're doing like a Frank
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  Speaker 1: Cooks video and uh, Jenks has like an aversion to cheese,
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  Speaker 1: Like Jenks can't be around.
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  Speaker 6: Cheese or something like that. Why, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 6: think it makes his.
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  Speaker 1: Tummy herd or is his nervous system glitches out like
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  Speaker 1: a spider being tortured.
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  Speaker 3: He can't even around it.
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  Speaker 6: It can't be around.
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  Speaker 3: That's a tough one to not be around.
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  Speaker 6: Because it present Jesus fucking everywhere you go.
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  Speaker 1: But he was like, hey, Frank, like, I'm getting to
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  Speaker 1: the point where I'm gonna have to like book it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't be around this cheese anymore.
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  Speaker 3: And I've never heard of this in my entire life.
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  Speaker 6: He couldn't even be in the same room as the
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  Speaker 6: cheese there was.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, to be fair, it was a crop pot
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  Speaker 1: full of cheese, and Frank, I don't think that's fair
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  Speaker 1: at all. It was a call I get like he
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  Speaker 1: was brewing cheese cheese.
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  Speaker 6: It was like double double trouble, Like.
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  Speaker 3: Cheese is too much. I can't even be near it.
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  Speaker 1: It couldn't even be in the same making a fun dude.
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  Speaker 1: It was like more of like a cheese dip. Oh dip,
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  Speaker 1: I see, yeah, some kind of cheese dip or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. But it was so he was around this
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  Speaker 1: cheese and uh, he was like, I can't be around
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  Speaker 1: this cheese anymore. Frankly, Tank was like, all right, but
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  Speaker 1: make sure you make some calls. So he was like
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  Speaker 1: he released him from being in the CHEESEUS dentity. But
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  Speaker 1: he was like, if you're gonna stop being around the
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  Speaker 1: cheese and not like support me emotionally while I'm doing,
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  Speaker 1: Frank cooks, you.
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  Speaker 6: Need to be cold calling because that's.
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  Speaker 4: What they do.
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  Speaker 3: They're well, who are they calling?
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  Speaker 6: I think ad companies?
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  Speaker 1: What today he came up or not? Like you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to sell ads? So not ad companies like he Today,
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  Speaker 1: he came up to Frank and was like, Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: have some good leads on some tops ads. So they're
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  Speaker 1: trying to get ads from like, I don't know, fucking
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  Speaker 1: baseball cards or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, that's what we needed.
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  Speaker 4: They just sell their own ads.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I think just Jenks and mikey Bets are
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  Speaker 1: just selling their own ads for them Now.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like Frank has always sold his own ads,
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  Speaker 3: though he's always getting ads from people that no one
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  Speaker 3: else at barstool has ads from.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like a hot dog company like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you guys just did with the audio made it
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  Speaker 1: sound way better. That was a very That was a
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  Speaker 1: master stroke right there, Beautifully done.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, can we sell our own ads? Because
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  Speaker 6: if that's the case, you're already dressed like I'm ready.
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  Speaker 4: I'm ready. So I went to court.
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  Speaker 3: Today, you're dressed ready to say how fast were you going?
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  Speaker 4: Seventy three and fifty five?
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  Speaker 6: Why did you go to court?
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  Speaker 4: Because you have a couple of options. One, you just
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  Speaker 4: let them decide what the penalty is going to be.
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  Speaker 4: But it was a six point speeding ticket, six points
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  Speaker 4: on my license, which would raise my insurance rates.
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  Speaker 6: So you want to save yourself some money down the road.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And also you don't want to save money.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want points on your license. I think those
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  Speaker 4: take a little while to go away, right, And so
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  Speaker 4: I could have hired a lawyer in the town of
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  Speaker 4: Greenberg in White Plains to go to do it for me.
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  Speaker 1: Greenberg sounds like a town of lawyers. It was like
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  Speaker 1: a town exclusively of lawyers.
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  Speaker 3: What type of law do you practice?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, speeding ticket law. We'll get you out of your
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  Speaker 6: tickets because they're Jewish.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, totally yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you get it.
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  Speaker 4: So you went to court or go to yourself?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and so you represented yourself.
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  Speaker 3: You went ted Bundy style.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they let me tell you. I had to
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  Speaker 4: go to the bathroom so badly, so badly, And it
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  Speaker 4: was twenty seven minutes left in the drive and I thought, well,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna pull over, I'm just gonna hold it.
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  Speaker 4: And then that pain passed, but it would come back
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  Speaker 4: every like six minutes. How much pain I was?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm confused. Was at court on.
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  Speaker 4: My way to court? Oh, it took me like an
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  Speaker 4: hour to.
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  Speaker 6: Drive, bro, We need to check your prostate bro I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean this was just from I mean, I think drinking
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  Speaker 4: a lot of coconut cream cocktails yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought you were off of alcohol.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you thought that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you said I'm restarting dry January.
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  Speaker 6: No, but then he also said that he fell off
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  Speaker 6: the wagon.
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  Speaker 3: But he said on Monday, when it was me and him,
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  Speaker 3: he said, I broke dry January and I'm going back
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  Speaker 3: to it. And I said, well that doesn't work. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, you'd have to go through halfway through February
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  Speaker 3: and do the full month sober.
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  Speaker 4: And then he talked me out of it. You took
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  Speaker 4: me out of it.
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  Speaker 3: I definitely didn't.
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  Speaker 4: You said, don't even the rules you're trying to apply
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  Speaker 4: to yourself are wrong. You can't take the intermission. You
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  Speaker 4: told me I couldn't take the intermission on Drive Dagon
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  Speaker 4: because that's yeah, that doesn't I said, I had hit
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  Speaker 4: a halftime where I went into the locker room and
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  Speaker 4: had some drinks.
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  Speaker 3: But it wasn't even a halftime. He drank three nights
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  Speaker 3: in a row and was like smoking weed and doing
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  Speaker 3: blow off of like hookers' asses. It was like a halftime.
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  Speaker 6: Holy shit, dude, that's like a test halftime.
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  Speaker 4: I needed to really turn it around for the second
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  Speaker 4: half because I lost the first time.
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  Speaker 3: You lost a big time.
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  Speaker 4: We were down and we needed a boost.
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  Speaker 6: You got to shock the system.
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  Speaker 4: We needed a little.
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  Speaker 3: By fucking four touchdowns.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, while we were losing, down by four touches.
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  Speaker 4: We were down by four touchdowns. But then the hookers
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  Speaker 4: turn it around.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I had to go to the bathroom. And I
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  Speaker 4: got to the court and I ran up the steps
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  Speaker 4: and then there's a metal detector you have to go through,
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  Speaker 4: and there were two guys in front of me, and
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  Speaker 4: there was a cop or whatever checking people in. And
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  Speaker 4: I almost said, sir, can I circumvent the metal detector
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  Speaker 4: to use your bathroom? But I felt like that would
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  Speaker 4: be really suspicious. Yeah. Absolutely, That's exactly what someone would
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  Speaker 4: say if they were trying to go in and function
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  Speaker 4: up like that guy who tackled the judge. Did you
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  Speaker 4: see that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he actually just had to pee or he told
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  Speaker 1: everyone that he had to pee.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he had to go bad. Have you so
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  Speaker 3: he got diagnosed with prostate cancer like last week the.
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  Speaker 4: Beach, Well, it's really losing a lot.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see him in the next court showing No, dude,
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  Speaker 3: they had a muzzle on him.
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  Speaker 6: His head in like a ziploc bag or something like that.
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  Speaker 6: You had the fucking uh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What's the guy's name. Oh it's Hannibal, Hannibal. He had
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  Speaker 3: the Hannibal Lecter fucking outfit on that's like full on
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  Speaker 3: straight jacket and like a cage over his face.
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  Speaker 6: And so what they didn't let you? Uh no?
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  Speaker 4: I then I waited and then I went and then
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  Speaker 4: I said, I went through and I didn't get dinged,
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  Speaker 4: And I said, is there a bathroom? They said, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: right over here, and I went and it was one
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  Speaker 4: of those situations where I was like fumbling with my
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  Speaker 4: pants really to get them off, and then I halfway
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  Speaker 4: sitting down to the toilet. I mean, I was.
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  Speaker 3: Hea or you ship ship?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: It was it was like coming out.
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  Speaker 3: Ship this whole time. What did you I thought you
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  Speaker 3: were talking about?
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  Speaker 6: So you have colon cancer?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, answered, I don't know why you thought that.
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  Speaker 3: That's just what I assumed.
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  Speaker 6: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, having to ship like that is way worse than
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  Speaker 3: having to pee like that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, and where would you have even pulled over?
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  Speaker 6: Like Pete?
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  Speaker 1: I was figuring you could peep pull over on the
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  Speaker 1: side of the road or in a tesla. There's probably
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  Speaker 1: a compartment or something that sucks that urine out of
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  Speaker 1: your out of your dick.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a catheter for your ass.
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  Speaker 1: You need to ask Elon if you're listening, brother, we
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  Speaker 1: need ass Catheter's stat.
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  Speaker 4: Well. I came out of the bathroom, and then the
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  Speaker 4: next person went in, and then I was outside of
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  Speaker 4: the bathroom, and then I could hear how loud everything
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  Speaker 4: that was happening in the bathroom was.
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  Speaker 1: Because they make those courtroom bathrooms out of like marble,
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  Speaker 1: they make them cook.
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  Speaker 4: It was so the walls were really thin, and I
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  Speaker 4: realized that someone everybody outside could hear the percussive display
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  Speaker 4: that I was putting together, the symphony of bodily.
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  Speaker 6: What what kind of sounds are we talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Just like you know, I know it, you know, like
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  Speaker 4: somebody breaking into a home. No, it was much more
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  Speaker 4: violent than that, much more violent.
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  Speaker 6: Breeze going through tall grass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a.
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  Speaker 5: Rah.
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  Speaker 4: It was like I was throwing up from my ass. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's not good. Yeah, that was the worst.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then I was thirsty and I went to
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  Speaker 4: the water fountain and put my mouth over it and
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  Speaker 4: hit the button and it was way more pressure and
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  Speaker 4: it got all over my.
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  Speaker 3: Shirt, and that's a thin shirt.
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  Speaker 4: So I had to go face the judge or the prosecutor,
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  Speaker 4: having created a very loud and obvious shit display and
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  Speaker 4: being soaked from like my neck down to my belly button.
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  Speaker 1: Is the man who took the massive shit in the
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  Speaker 1: courtroom today? Yeah, so just points you out.
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  Speaker 4: And this this was all I had tried to put
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  Speaker 4: together an outfit that would walk that line of like,
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  Speaker 4: I respect the legal process and the sanctity of this
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  Speaker 4: hall of of you know, juris jurisprudence, but I'm also
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  Speaker 4: not so wealthy as to think that a fine on
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  Speaker 4: my speeding ticket is an easy thing some you know
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  Speaker 4: middle ground Like you.
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  Speaker 3: Already show that when you show up to court for
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  Speaker 3: a speeding ticket.
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  Speaker 4: It.
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  Speaker 6: That you need that You're not wealthy enough to just
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: wave away.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Drive to court first to try to plead down your
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: speeding ticket in a Lamborghini. They're going to slap you
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: with a.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the biggest fine as a Lamborghini is probably
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: not driving to court to shut down a speeding ticket.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: It could be right, I don't know.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: So your your ass is soaked and ship these pants
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: were asked to see your shirt on?
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah this these pants were originally white.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: And I'm sweating. I'm sweating, and they just took one
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: look at me and they immediately said, all right, good news.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: We're going to plead you down to a fire hydrant
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: parking violation, no points.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: That's nice.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: And then I got greedy.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, and.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: I said how bad will the fine be? And she
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: said it's steep, zero to four hundred dollars and I
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: said I'd prefer if it were closer to zero. And
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: she said, well, why would we Do you have anything
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: like any reason why that's the case. And I said,
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: I've never gotten a speeding ticket before. She said, I'll
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: make a note of that, but the judge decides anything else.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: And I said, well, I was passing an eighteen wheeler
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: truck and there was a curve coming up and that's
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: why I accelerated to avoid the danger to get past
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: that truck. And right as the nose of my car
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: came out from the other side, that's when I got
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: gunned down by the state trooper. And she said gunned down?
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: She said I'm crazy is a crazy choice of words.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: She said that I don't I don't really think I'm
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: gonna note all of that anything else. And I said,
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: I don't really believe that I was even going the
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: speed that he gunned me at. Oh, and she said, okay,
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: faulty technology, and she like she wrote that damn. These
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: were things that I was coached to say.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: By the way, yeah, who coached you?
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: I know a guy who's a lawyer, police officer.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, I guess the cop is the better
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: person to get the uh.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: But I got I got rid of my point.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: But there were I mean, there were guys in there
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: who were I mean, they didn't.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Look good at all, bad shape, like going they just.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Like they didn't dress up. They were wearing sweatpants, ratty shoes.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: They'd be told to take their hats off. Oh scum
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: of the earth.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they probably have a separate room for them where
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: they get blasted by the cops, gunned down.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: That was good. Whatever it just happened, that was good.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: We were all going in the same room. But I
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: could tell that the prosecutor was more happy to see
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: me than she had been to see the others because
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: I said good morning, and she looked up and she
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: went good morning.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: I feel like that's all judges want.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like judges are the pettiest fucking some bitches
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: in the world. I feel like they're all just like,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: you're not going to make a mockery of my courtroom.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: No, But unfortunately I didn't even get to see the judge.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: This was just the prosecutor who then passes on like, oh,
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: we've reached a deal so that you don't have to
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: actually adjudicate this.
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: What was the final deal that you got.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: I'm going to get the fine amount in the mail
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: in two weeks. Then I have a month to pay it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: What if you get the mail and their like life
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: in prison, We're on our way to pick.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: You up there, then we're probably hiring a lawyer.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Something came up.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Where that toilet he used, the next seven children that
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: used it died.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: Noxious fumes.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: There was an e cole I outbreak, trace to our court.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Asshole, that's ever happened. Do you think anyone's ever gotten
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: gone to court to like do something like that and
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: then they just end up going to prison.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Well, I think that guy who attacked that judge yeah,
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: probably probably made things a lot worse for himself.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but what was he getting? Does anyone know what
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: he was in court for? To begin with?
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: He went sixteen miles over the speed limit.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Holy shit, he was going seventy and a sixty five.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: And they gave him life. They threw the book at him.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: It was nasty work.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: He was trying. Did you see the part where he
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: was trying to plead with the judge beforehand? They seemed
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: very composed. He was like, I'm a changed man.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: Look at the range, man, I got a whole new
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: game game.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Did you like that? I did?
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: I I so?
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: If you I mean, when you do that, no matter what,
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: no matter what it is, like if like, if you
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: went in there and you were just getting a speeding
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: ticket and then you attacked the judge, you're going to jail.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Typically that's crazy, dude. Why for that guy, Why he
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: let his emotions get the best of him.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: It probably gets so frustrating at some point where you
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: can't help.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: But that attack, I'm sure something was happening that was
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: really fucking annoying.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: The judges are assholes. I'm telling you. It's the judge's fault.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: There's no way.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: It was just like it was a normal It wasn't
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: like there's no way. It was like his his experience
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: was similar to yours, where they were like mourning, how's
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: it going? And then he just fucking child. But I
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: think myself to our complimentary some coffee cream sugar, and
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: then he was like is this decaff? And then he
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: jumps over and fucking kills the judge.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I would love if you just got a life in prison,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: a letter in the mail and you had to go
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: on the lamb, you had to get like a coyote
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: to reverse break you into Mexico.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: It would be huge for the podcast.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: It would be incredible.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: We wouldn't want to actually see you go to jail,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: but like the idea, it's like maybe if it lasted
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: for like a.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Week, if you did the race, if you did the
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: race like take and just we're on the run, Yeah,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: just fucking we're on the lamb for.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: A little bit.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I would get so jacks in jail. Oh my god,
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: it's kind of what I need. I can't stop eating
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: shit here. I said, three slices of pizza and I
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: was plenty of salad for lunch.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: What are they eating in jail that all these dudes
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: are coming out just fucking jacked, because I would imagine
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: the portions there are not that.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Bad and no explode I think on muscle, I think
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: that's all they're having is jack three D.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: And you can buy stuff from the commissary.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, but it's like freedom, like protein powder.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: I don't know, No, way it's protein powder.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: No, they have those like Quest protein shifts and Way.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Fourteen coupons, seventeen shifts in the laundromat.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: Well, a bunch of bat I want some cigarettes playing cards.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: We talked, we were talking about Were we talking about
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: the Night of recently?
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: We were, Yeah, And I don't know if we've ever
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: talked about how the dude goes into jail skinny as fuck,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: starts smoking crack and comes out and he gained like
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: thirty pounds of muscle. If we talked about this before
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: while he was lifting weights a lot. Yeah, he was
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: smoking crack.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: But the crack doesn't always just make you skinny.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think it makes you stronger.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: But I know I think it makes you lean as hell.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: But he gained, so he gained lean muscle.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: But he was probably like I think he was probably not,
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: you know, he probably was doing crack and moderation, just
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: a little take and focusing more on his body.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: He was doing it once a week, like how you
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: smoke weed. He was just like he was allowing himself.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: Just to He was like the tree.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was on the Kyle from from full send
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: uh schedule.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: He was like California sober, Yeah, yeah, jailer.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: In the gym, and then on that seventh day, it's
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: just a crack.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Fucking Is that what Kyle from full sended?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like doing I think he's doing like uh,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: just one day a week of day a week of
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: full sending, which is tough for a full sender.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: What it means that like you just have like maybe
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: six happy dads, uh Monday through Saturday, and then comes Saturday,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: you crank it up to the full case.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: You crank it up to the full happy.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Funny because he posted like something on Instagram like this
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: like which was supposed to be like super motivational, and
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: he was like I was like at my lowest and
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: then it's like and now I'm only full sending like
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: once a week?
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Is he the really Jack.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Fun No, they're all like Jack, but he got in
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: really good shape because he stopped drinking so much. Oh,
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: I see, but it's just funny to be like I
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: was gonna kill myself, and then I cut back on
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: my full sense.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I was watching the UFC fights on Saturday, and it
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: was like Kyle from Milk yeah, before and then it
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: was like George Bush.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean those guys are They're at every
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: single UFC event.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Ok, Dana, Yeah, we gotta get we gotta start gambling
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: with Dana. That's my goal with the Super Bowl, for
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: all three of us. I'm gonna try and gamble with
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Dana White.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: I'm going, yeah, you got the look. He always gets
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: the look.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: No, I know, but he was saying he wasn't gonna.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, he's like the third person in.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I know. I would have thought, what what what what
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: happened to us? Likes not going.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: I was lying my lot to you guys.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I wanted to seem like I was fucking slumming it,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Like it's like your fucking speeding ticket ship.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: You made plans for us to watch the game together.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: No, not the game, the week, oh yeah, the game.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: I'm just there for the week.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, got it.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: God, I'm gonna try and gamble with Dana that week.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: I'll be back for the game.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I saw something that Dana White. I saw a clip
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: of a podcast like for his Super Bowl parties. He
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: gets he'll go to like a fucking sports book and
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: he'll get like one hundred prop bets. Saw that walk in.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: You just grab one and you just get the slip.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: A couple of people make three hundre four hundred bucks.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: It's honestly a great what a great fun party. Favor
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: that is fun, so fun.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: And when he slaps the sh out of his.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Wife, Yeah, yeah, when his when his loses, that kind
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: of went away quicker than I would have thought.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Then anybody who loses gets to slap Dana White's wife.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Fucking crazy dude. Yeah, you're really jeopardizing your chances of
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: getting invited to the Dana White prop bet party.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to because like Taylor and will they like
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: gambled with him or like yeah, or like Taylor like
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: stayed up all night and like paid Dana's like debt.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Or some some shit like Dana half grand like won.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: It back and then no, Taylor won it back for
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: him was like, here, here's two hundred thousand dollars.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: I won this for you.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Jesus.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: The glazing is out of control. Yeah, I hope Dan,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I could see myself just really partying
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: with Dana White, me and him, just in the war
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: room together. You him, Steve will do it, Me and him,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Steve will do it. Tristan Tate, just a couple of
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: fucking killers, killers, the dream, blunt roteal, absolute legends, just
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: talking about fucking we hate women. Yeah, Stani Stannie would
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: not be allowed.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: In the war Steiny. Steiny buys you a Van Cleef.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: You fucking dub him.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I keep seeing this, these clips of this, this same
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: dude who's like one of those guys, like but he
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: like was trying to be one of those guys. He's
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: not really one of those guys. And he uh, and
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: he's talking about Tristan Tate, who I guess is Pat
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Pat what's his name? I forget what his name is?
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Andrew Tate, Andrew Tate. I looked at the Pat BEV
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: thing and I said, Pat, for some reason, it's his brother.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: Yes, he's like, uh, he's the same guy.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: He's like, I find out Tristan Tate, he likes this
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: kind of whiskey. Three hours later, I'm in the war
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: room drinking that whiskey with Tristan Tate and it's a
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: group of like skinny in cells around him and they're like,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: no fucking way, it's crazy.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Who gets the whiskey?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know who. It's pretty It was a pretty
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: bad story. If I'm gonna be fully honest that you
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: watch mine. Oh, it doesn't really work when you don't
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: know anyone's name involved in the clip, I explaining that
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: you're just explaining a conversation between two people that you
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: guys don't know, and I don't really know, and I
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: didn't know the name of the whiskey I.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: Saw some clip of Andrew Tate.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I'll preface this by saying there's been a huge blowback
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: on ice bass coming into the top of this year.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: There's like a if there's a civil war in the
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: United State, it's just gonna be over fucking people who
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: do ice bass and people who are tired of people
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: talking about Andrew Tait was like, you're never going to
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: see me in a cold and a cold plunger, like shivering,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: like what are you gay?
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: Are you gay if you're shivering? He's fucking flaming people.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: That That got me on his side.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: And I think he's gonna be one of the generals
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: in the war against fucking ice baths, but he's gonna
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: have to go against Rogie and them.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: The funniest part about that is that they're like human
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: hoole fan bases, dudes who definitely use ice baths, right,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: and there was probably like seven million ice baths just
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: in a dumpster.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: Dude to her like slashing their ice bass like tires.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like when people kid rock ak, I don't need
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: to be fucking cold, Like.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: When people drain there above ground pools.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just stab in the side of it.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Do they do that? Yeah?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: I've never you've ever seen those videos?
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: It's literally other just be a dude cutting it and
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: then like they and then someone's inside of it and
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: they fly out their way. Fun videos does so fun.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: It's probably them throwing them away. I doubt they're draining them.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Reached out to a nice bath company. I won't name it,
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: but I reached out because I want one, and I
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: don't care if you don't want me to have one.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't care if you have one.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: But you said, Andrew Tait, that's oh, it doesn't.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Okay to have one, And I said, it's there with
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: top G.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: That's not me.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Bro. If there's any way I could get like a
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: discount on this, so I'll do some posts or something,
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: tried to be an influencer.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I just got my truck package yesterday. Very good, very good.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Tell me more. Well, you got one a while ago.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I got one. I know, probably the same thing that
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: you got.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Did you get the assortment? I got the.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Assortment and then the pasta sauces. Already, let's talk about Babel.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: One in five Americans have to learn a new language
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: on their bucket list. If that's you make twenty twenty
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: four the year you finally check it off the list
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: with Babel.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I was in an uber with Tommy Smokest recently. Do
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: not ask me why, but he's been learning Italian on Babel.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: So I took his lessons with him and it's a
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: very cool and easy way to learn it. Like they
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: have like lessons, but they're kind of like they gamify
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: them in a very fun way. And I learned how
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: to say do you want like a coffee with sugar
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: in Italian? I think a zoo car with sugar car
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: God like that.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: You can get that from all right, don't pay hundreds
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: of dollars.
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: I learned it. I forgot it. I I learned it
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: for a small amount of time, but then I.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Forgactly ringing indorse figgers for all that Italian you learned.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: If I spent more than two seconds learning it, i'd be.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: It did sound like it talent did right.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: I feel like that's half a battle, and babble will
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: get you.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: To the They're gonna have you ordering coffee with sugar.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: My problem is I don't like sugar in my coffee.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: So I was like, I can discard this.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was the one that you picked up,
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: so that's spark.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: No, it was the one that was being taught that.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: But every day, I mean, you can basically pick your
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: lesson plan. You can pick the type of language you
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: want to learn. I heard Kelly Key's trying to learn
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: French today.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to learn I did try to learn Arabic
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  Speaker 4: Are you going to use those?
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I'll use the pasta sauces. I'm
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: going to make a stake, I think though.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Get the mayo? Nah?
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: Yes, Hey, what what are you guys talking about?
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: We switched from my story to his story because he
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: brought it up.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: We were talking about brands and we're talking about free
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: You know, truff.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Truff is hot sauce that is truffle fused.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: Still Oh yes, yes, yes.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Did they send you the olive oil one?
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Yep?
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Have you used it?
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: No?
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to try that out tonight.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: I think I also haven't used the mayonnaise.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: I haven't used the manaise.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: I worry it's going to expire.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: It probably are.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: No mayonnaise doesn't go bad.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Glenny Boss has had a crateive helmets on his desk
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: for literally six years. I swear to God, it's a crate,
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  Speaker 1: and I think it's getting more appealing.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I think mayo is probably one of the first things
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: that goes bad.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: No, it's not until it's refrigerated.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Have you opened it?
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Once you open it, it's like a caberat. And he
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: has a vintage Helmans. That's good.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: That's gonna be worth a lot of money.
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• 31:58
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• 32:01
  Speaker 4: down on him.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: So did they let you influence?
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Well, here's what the weird thing was. And I'll just
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: read you a quick thing. Because I thought I was
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: like talking to this is a big brand. This is
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: a big, big brand, and I'm dming with them.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: You got to get janks on your help.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: You out with that.
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you need Glengarry Glenn Ross.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Does he do that?
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Janks. You got to talk to Frank first, but
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I'm sure Janks would help you out.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: You have to pay.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: It would be a kickback to Frank. You'd have to
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: give him a little taste of the action.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: This is what This is where things get weird, right,
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: I'll just be fully transparent, all right. I said, hey, guys,
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: I love your ice baths. I'm in the market to
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: buy one for myself and I'm considering the plunge bath.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: Are you open it all to marketing collaborations?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: And then they wrote, we have an affiliate program. It
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: sounds like you're seeking a discount on your purchase in
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: exchange for some marketing And I said, yes, that would
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: be awesome. I realized it's an obnoxious thing to seek.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: But if you don't ask, you don't dance. And then
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: and they just started like talking to me like I
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: was their friend. So this stopped being like brand stuff.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: So what they say, that's just the ice bath culture.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Though, He goes, what if we signed you as an icebreaker?
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: What if we signed you on as an affiliate, offered
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: you a ten percent discount off the price and upgraded
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: you to a pro at no extra charge. And I go, well,
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: that sounds generous, but I don't have the budget to
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: pay that much. It's a hail Mary for me. Since
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: you guys at the top of the line. I have
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: some fun ideas, but I may just not be in
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: the ballpark with what you guys can get the price too,
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: and they wrote, that makes sense. Most people are disappointed
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: in our affiliate program.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: And then they go, we do pay eight percent commission
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: on all referred sales, but ninety percent of our affiliates
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: never make enough in commissions to repay the initial cost
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: of their tub Jesus. And then I go, oh, that's interesting.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't realize that was part of it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: You were to have had to become a tub salesman,
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: a door adoor tub salesman.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: And I asked for the difference between the normal and
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: the pro, and they go, the big difference is that
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: the pro makes more ice. You probably don't need a
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: pro and I go, haha, goodness, I've done it a bunch
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: of thirty eight degrees and that felt pretty good to me,
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: and they go, ahh exclamation point when you get acclimated.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Anything over thirty nine degrees fahrenheit is boring, smiley face.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: And then I go, I think thirty five might be
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: my sweet spot and they wrote makes sense exclamation point.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: And then I wrote, you guys do make the best
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: tub in the game, right, and they.
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: Go ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not making this shit up. We make the coldest, cleanest,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: and safest, not the cheapest, damn. And they're like sending
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: smiley faces and stuff, my point being.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not the best sales.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: This was not.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: A marketer influencer conversation. It was like me talking to
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: a buddy.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I'm not surpri I'm sure I wouldn't have been surprised
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: if they just sent you a link for another company.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Well that's where we're head. Made the best.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: You guys made the best ice, not even close, exactly
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: like way over brush, Manda Man, this one is a
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: better value and a better tub, not even a little bit.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: That's crazy, Manda Man, because I like you.
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: I've been talking to you for one minute total, and
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: I like you.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Look Frank, I can call you Frank right. You seem
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: like I could like a trustworthy guy, dude.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: The funny part is I'll just be totally honest. This
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: is the Marasco so this is the one that Rogan endorses.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: This is like the Rogan endorsed one. And it's like
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: twelve thousand, nine hundred dollars for the base one.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: And they said they're gonna give you ten percent.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Off twelve thousand dollars.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: You can buy one, but they said they'd upgrade me
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: to the pro for free, which is nineteen dude. And
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: I said, what's the difference between the normal and the Pro?
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: And they said it makes more ice. I was like,
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: you can't fit more people in it? Or no, I'm
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: not buying it. Did you hear my fucking I either
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: just told you I'm not gonna fucking buy it.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: What did you think they were gonna give it to
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: you for free?
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: I thought maybe i'd get half off.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: You would have bought it for six thousand dollars?
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably I would have thought about it. It's crazy.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Look thousand dollars for a tub of ice.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: It's amazing what you can afford more than one day
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: a week at our school.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: You told me it was going to be too expensive.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: You told me it was gonna be too expensive for
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: you to go to the gas station and buy ice
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: every day. You could have done that for the rest
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: of your life and.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: It wasn't a question. That was a question of uh,
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: the chore being too said.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: You said your refrigerator wasn't big enough to hold the ice.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: You could have boughten four fridges for two through six
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: I don't want to do that. The hassle. That's a hassle.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, that's crazy.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Six grande?
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: How much is the one that will Compton has that?
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Just the cap five? Now, I'm gonna look at that one.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna reach out to them. I'll do
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: these things. Plus my buddy has one. It's fucking plastic.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: We can't have that doesn't look good.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, this is this is bad. You've you've you're
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: involved in it.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: I don't judge you for the fact that you don't
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: spend money at all. This is crypto and you can't
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: judge me therefore for spending money. However, I'm not.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not judging you for spending money. Spend all the
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: money you want, spending six thousand dollars or twelve thousand
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: dollars on it. But I wouldn't spa.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Didn't you hear me? I said, it's too it's.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: Getting and it wasn't nineteen That mine is my tub?
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: Mine is I put.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I put zip block bags full of ice, frozen zip
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: block bags in my tub.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: But you're lugging where are you getting that ice from.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: I'm freezing a zip block bag full of water in
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: my freezer.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: And that creates enough ice to change the temperature of
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: your bath down to a level that is ice bathy.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's freezing fucking cold whenever I get in it.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't put a I don't put a thermometer.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: If I just took the ice dispenser that we use
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: to like make drinks from our freezer and I dumped
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: all of that into a bath, it would barely change
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: the temperature of the water.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: How big is your tub?
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know normal size?
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Normal size? Or is it like a two person three person?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: When we certainly my bath at home, Yeah has jets.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: It has like what four jets and the staircase.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you guys live in New York. I don't
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: think that, like the which.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Take most of the space see underwater speakers.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: And for ice to stay.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Do you think they're gonna they're probably gonna get to
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: a point where they're just gonna start making tubs that
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: just have like a freezing option.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: That would be cool. Some of these tubs, these ice
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: baths that you can buy, have the option to become
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: both cold and hot better. And that's cool. That's cool,
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: right because you could then have a hot tub and
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: a cold tub in one.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fucking that's definitely. That's that's amazing. What if
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: what if that's crazy because my shower only gets hot,
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: it doesn't get cold.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: I wish I could actually say that that true. My
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: shower only gets hot.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Mine gets fucking freezing.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: You cannot make my shower cold. But quick question.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: For twelve thousand dollars, you can get cold water or
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: hot water.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: To me, shut up for one second. What if you
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: read a list of health benefits and I'm not being
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: this guy, but truly that said, like, if you buy
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: this thing, it will do this, this, this, this.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: What if it said that you'll kill at comedy?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: What if it says that you'll be a fucking absolute
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: demon in any room you walk into.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, what what if presumed that the bridge What
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: if what if the health benefits of ice bass were true?
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, but what are the health benefits I.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Don't know, like fucking better mental health, better, sleep less, inflammation, like.
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: Less them down to a hacky sack, things.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: That I actually struggle with. Right, yeah, what is an
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: amount of money where even if it said it was
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: going to.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Cure all that shit, like four hundred bucks.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: See that's where you and I differ. Like I I
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: think that the pain I have in my body, if
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: this is actually an efficacious solution.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: To that, what are you in pain from?
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Though playing sports too long?
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: He works out hard. I'll be honest.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I was in the fucking gym and Francis walked in
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: an the other day and he was fucking He did
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: eighty five burpies in a row, was doing like sit
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: ups with a fucking forty five's on either side of
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: a bar bell.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Roan was doing like one handed kettlebell stuff.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: That was a freak so incredibly nuanced that I was
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: more impressed by him.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Ron's very into the new wave of working.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Out freak shit at all among some absolute freak shit.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: I actually went harder because he was there. Oh yeah,
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: I wanted him to think that I am of mania.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Are you letting out any grunts?
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Probably? And he didn't have headphones on, and it made
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: me very self conscious.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: All I heard was the grunt that's Doggin style. It
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: was like headphones is there's not going to be headphones
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: in the war, brother.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: And yet there are literally helicopter pilots have to wear
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: tunes in the war. I mean, they're not listening to
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: music made.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: You can't if you're training with exterior motivation, what are
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: you gonna do when that's gone?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: It? It all comes from my brother's grudgs to make.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Thirty thousand dollars for my noise canceling ear plus no
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: xterior motivation whatsoever.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: They just bark Goggins at you.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Even so, even using Goggins, I feel like is using
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: exterior motivation. So like listening to Goggins is an anti Goggins,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Like Goggins wouldn't want you to listen to Goggins.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: That's yeah, a little bit, a lot of bit.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: You know what the things are that you should spend
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: a lot of money on. There's a couple of things
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: bed oh, profylactics, bed yeah, profylactics, bed TV, couch. I
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: think those three right there.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but TVs aren't really that expensive.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: They're not. But that's why you shouldn't be feel bad
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: about paying like an extra four hundred bucks, because those
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: are the three things in your life that you probably
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: commit the most time too. You spend so much time
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: on your couch, you spend so much time in bed,
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: and you spend a lot of time watching TV. So
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: you should maximize those.
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: And you need a good head set.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Uh probably like just a decent a decent like again,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: led set up in a good gaming chair because that's
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: where you're going to spend most years time.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: You need that.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I got a great chair.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Do you have good stuff?
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: I got great stuff.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I want to put you in contact with my guy
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Tyree smacks. I feel like you guys could do some
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: damage and Warzone duos.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: We've been over this a thousand times. I don't need
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: new people to play video games with.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: I just thought I didn't know if it was a
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: pat Bev thing.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: It was kind of a test to see if you
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: didn't want to play with Pat Bev and you would
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: play with a guy that averages more more points than him,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: or if it was just that.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: No, I have no doubt that pat Bev is good
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: at video games, so I see what he does on
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: the court. Wouldn't be surprised if it reflected on the screen.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: But I don't. It's more just like, once you're out
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: at war, you want to be with your brothers, not strangers.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: You don't want to be dropping into war zone with
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: like take Candy fropoken to.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: But you barely speak to anybody. You barely speak to
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: the people you know and love the most.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: I speak to my friends constantly.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: I'd like to I'd like to see some proof of that.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Don't you think at some point you should make more friends.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: If Tyree Maxey said I want to become friends with you,
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: you wouldn't allow it.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: I'd think about it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: You guys are the same age and everything.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: I honestly have no idea who Tyrese Maxey is. Is
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: he a basketball player? Yeah, he's a Sixers guard. He's
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: gonna probably be like All Star starter this year.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: He's just he stepped up since they traded James Harden
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: stepped up in a big way.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: It's really good. Scores a lot.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: What team is Josh Giddy on?
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: Uh? He plays in the minor leagues.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Now, did you see that at his Oh? Okay, see yeah, yeah,
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: do you see that they all went to that high school.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he didn't go obviously not. He was probably already
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: linking with somebody under the bleachers.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I got a shirt. I got a Josh Giddy shirt.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: I ordered it two days ago. It's Josh Giddy and
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: then it's Chris Hansen.
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: Next to him.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: You got like a suresey. Now now I'm pretty pumped on.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: It was thirty bucks.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: Where did you get it?
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: I saw it on Twitter and I instantly bought it.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious that you're just flaming a basketball player.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: You don't even like know what you couldn't pick.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: It's funny shirt.
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's very funny.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Wear it around the house. See where are you gonna
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: wear I'm not gonna wear it outside, that's for sure, dude.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Any shirt that you buy on Twitter, it's guaranteed that
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: it's gonna come and it's gonna be like a fucking
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: piece of printer or paper glued onto a guild and.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: Tea that's like a size XS.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: The sleeves stop before the end of my shoulders.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: A tiny little gay shirt.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be sick and you have a daughter,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: So I mean, you can't say you've got to be
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: able to fucking flame Josh.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: We gotta get him out of the league, We seriously do.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Is he gonna get to a point where he's gonna
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: get so good that people are gonna be like, stop
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: bringing that up?
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: He is he already? I mean, he was on a
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: great trajectory to be really good.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Has he fallen off since everything came out or has
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: he gotten better?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say he's gotten better fire. I wouldn't say
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: he's like walked through the fire and elevated. He hasn't
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: used the crisis to as a springboard.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: But he didn't come out and say, listen, I know
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: a lot of people are saying bad things about me,
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: but I just want everyone to know I'm gay.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Oh that's good.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: The way Kevin's space Spaull, the old Kevin Spacey, Yeah,
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: they were like.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Kevin Spacey, what's up with you fucking kids? And He's like, well,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: first off, I'm gay.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: To take this moment to say something that's been bothering
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: me for the last forty years. My life's struggling with
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: this in a big way and uh, I'm gay.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: There's stories of him like going to bars and like
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: grabbing them.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: And everyone's like, yes, Kevin, that's fine, but can we
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: address our first question? Still no, he.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: Was, No, that's a witch hunt.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Then if you if you addressed the first question, that
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: means that you're hunting him down because he's gay, because
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: you don't like his man boy love.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Oh now he's got that out there, and then anything
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: else that comes after that is persecution. Yeah. It's like
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: when women go to work and they know there's a
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: very good see of like if you the second you
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: get pregnant, you tell your job that you're pregnant, then
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: you can never get fired.
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: Yes, exactly. Yeah, we're talking loopholes.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Loopholes.
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: We're talking of a society loophole that he got through.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Well, he's good now they dropped all of the charges
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: against him today. Was the family that he uh destroyed
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: wouldn't cooperate, right, isn't that what happened?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: But now the NBA is looking into it. They are, Yeah,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: but I don't know how they're going to look into
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: it in a way that like the that they caught the.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Cops family that he destroyed.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Drop the charges.
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: Now they're starting a new podcast on a just Media.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Oh nice.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be sick. That's huge, that family. It's
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: they're gonna it's gonna rule speak. I want to talk
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: about something in the stand up world. Have you seen
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: this new stand up comic? Uh, Natasha Laguerrero.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: No, I know her?
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Is she the one that took her shirt off?
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah I did see that.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why did she do that?
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Because she went up after Bert?
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Oh she just did what he did. Yeah, that's funny.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: But then she made some big post about it being
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: like male comics are allowed to take their shirts off.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't think anyone was stopping her from taking
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: her shirt off either. She's also very good looking. Yeah,
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: that was my problem with it. She's married to Mosha
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Casher and she used to date Ari and then Ari
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: punched Bobby Lee in the face.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because he.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Thought Bobby Lee was trying to date her. There's a
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: story about.
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: This trying to date her like against her will.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Like take her from him or maybe maybe they'd broken
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: up and I don't know. There's like there's a funny
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: story online about that.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've heard of it.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, interesting. Yeah, I was just.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Did she she's great, really, she's pretty big. Yeah, she
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: kept it on. She's she's like she's done a bunch
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: of acting. She used to do the roasts. She was
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: really good.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: She was great at the roast.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I just think it's a nasty move to make all
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: the young men horny like that.
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: I don't think that was cool at all.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: No, I don't mean to follow that.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Be tough. I take my pants all.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Right, I'm bringing up this next comic. He's from Barstool.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Give it up for Francis Ellis everybody. You'd have to
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: pull your cock out for sure.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what I just said, your asshole, you took
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: my joke.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I don't even think cock would be ano. I don't
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: think you even that I said. You said I took
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: your joke. You said you'd have to take your pants off, yep,
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: and I took it to the next level saying you
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: have to show your asshole. I think you'd have to
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: show your asshole with like shit coming out of it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: But you think that it's that you think that it
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: was that what LA comedy is.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, that's the new LA comedy style. You have
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: to show a fucking turd emerging. Yeah, you're giving birth
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: to a fucking turd. We need to see after birth.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I was just shocked that that that was
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: making us round like that. But I guess's fine when
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey does it true and everybody has a problem
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: when she does it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: I only saw the edited picture, the one censored, so
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: that's all. Oh, really, yeah, is there actual real one?
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: There has to be there's video of it. Do you
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: think that the one video.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Is always cracking me up?
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Was?
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I saw a photo somewhere of it with like a
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: fucking like like a four K camera, which means whoever
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: was photographing the show did not hesitate to just be like, yeah,
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: it's a n iconic moment. Yeah, it just like a
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: black bar over her.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Dude, I've been there's there's been I must be an
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: old clip, but it's of these women in France protesting
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: with their topless and there's like there's camera men who
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: are just like like news cameramen who are just like
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: backpedaling but like one inch away, just like I did.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: I did, I walked, I marched with the Free the
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Nipple Parade.
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: Horny bastard.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: And it was like a lot of topless women marching
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: through New York City and I marched with them and
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: covered it for barstool and I'm not hitting you. There
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: were guys that would come up to the side of
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: the parade take They had like telephoto lenses and they
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: would take like and then they would pull back from
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: the crowd, run one hundred yards ahead and wait for
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: it to come up, and then didn't hit it again.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, do these guys not know about porn?
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: How is this?
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: You should have fought that they are?
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: They are, these guys are this is like the biggest
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: day of the year for them.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Fancy. I feel like we're really glossing over the that
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: you marched with the free the nipple. Do you not
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: know what the fuck was that? Why were you doing that?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: It was for barstool?
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Oh okay. I thought this was just like.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Just another detail that I included in the way that
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: I fucking described And you said, cool, Yes I did.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that. That's crazy, though,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: did what did you have cameras on you? Yes, you
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: are doing the same thing.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: We were blurring them out and it was like me
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: doing Man on the Street and I had cut holes
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: out of my shirt, so your nipples meant to be
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: solidarity and be funny, but all I ended up really
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: doing was, you know, shining a light on the perverts
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: that were there. Yeah, that is fucking And then there
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: was one little Asian guy and I was like, hey, man,
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: what do you here today? And he was like, I
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: love fucking titties.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, let's show me tits. And I'm like, well,
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: what about you know, raising breast cancer awareness and stuff like.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: That, which I think was the main reason for it,
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: something like that.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: But at the same time they are playing on the
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: public's love of breast like that.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Is uh, but there was some tacit agreement that we have.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: There were some guys who were really like making a
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: meal of the blurring the lines of the goodness.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just getting right up there. They were breast cancer,
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: yeah for the fucking nipple.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: Me and know. Oh.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: One time we're walking down our street. He lived in
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Hell's Kitchen, and there was a girl walking towards us
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: and we were like, well, we were probably like one
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: hundred feet away, and we both noticed and we were
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: like that girl is fully naked and she just had
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: some like massive security guard next door filming her as
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: she walked down the street with her breasts out. Oh
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: but not bottomless, not bottomless. But I'm very odd.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of everybody having a fucking security guard.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like you do?
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: You are?
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: You been following this? Uh this neon and like vitality shit.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah those guys, but those guys are real life streamers, right, yes,
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: but all they have is fucking secure like the biggest
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: security guards at all time, so they could just be
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: like obnoxious little shits and just be.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Like fucking jeries bro, like fucking little bro really thought
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: that he could do that to me and like that
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: nothing will ever happen. And you know what I'm talking
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: about talking about.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: It's just like I r L streamers who are like
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: these dudes that go around and they just stream constantly
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: every single you know, like Andy Milanakis. Yeah he used
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: to do that.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: I think he just he's stopped because he's like these
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: guys are a little fucking cornballs, but.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: They just go like that dude that shut down Union Square.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: Oh Kai Swirrel or swizzle.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Ka kay Senant, That's it. But I don't even think
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: he's an I r L streamer.
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like a regular streamer.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: These guys are like those who will just be like
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: hunched over like on their phone, but like they'll go
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: to like the store or something like that.
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: You'll be like, my chat is saying you're famous. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: hey Chat? Who is this guy?
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Chat?
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I hate it when they talk to chat like I said,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: fucking yeah, and it makes.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: My blood boil so badly.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Who was what?
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: What's like the really old video of the dude who? Uh?
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Who's He's like I r L streaming and he's, uh,
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: he's in like a target and he gets a donation
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: and he reads it out loud and he's like, I
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: think I'm about to steal because the donation said have
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: you ever seen that video? It's so funny? And then
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: and he doesn't like realize what he's saying and then
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: everyone just looks at him. It's very funny.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: The dude neon.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: So he's like this it's like twenty year old, like
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: pretty skinny kid and uh he's dating an only fans
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: girl and uh, this dude Vitality is like an old
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: YouTuber like old probably like fate my age and uh
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: he and he went up to him and was like,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: uh he showed him pictures of his OnlyFans girlfriend getting
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: fucked and asked for autographs of them or something like that,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: and they gotten some kind of like little like bitch
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: ass like baby was it was it a brawl or
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: like I didn't like I think that's how it all started.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: And then maybe somebody I don't know, if someone almost
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: got arrested or some shit.
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: It's that I can't even believe I know this. Actually
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: I need to kill myself.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know any kill myself.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: Fuck fuck, I haven't myself. I haven't had like a
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: reference point for anything. The two of you have said
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: for about ten minutes.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: This is like this is like, uh, like the shit
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: that we were saying about like Andrew Tait and stuff earlier.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: This is like that times a thousand. It's like they
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: these people are like they just say like fucked up
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: sh and then they have like fans that are like
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: twelve years old who just like follow them around all
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: day every day.
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: And like physically follow them around.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like in person, like they like track them.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: But also these people have like ten times the following
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: of like any comedian.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like the biggest people. I don't even know how,
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: but streaming has always been like that.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Hannah Burner just announced she's doing a Netflix specially.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: I saw that.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: It's crazy, pretty amazing.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the flicks.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: You know, you can buy your tickets on game Time,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: really tickets for Francis Hall's comedy. I was like, looking
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: through game Time, you could buy Hannah Burner tickets. But
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: you can also buy tickets to your shows on game Time.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Good buy them for Harry probably not, like mine are
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: pretty accessible just on the website.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Of the reason, he's used like crypto software to make
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: sure that his prices don't get diluted because he wants
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: them up. Yeah.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he needs him up there, whereas Francis actually years
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: we're going for it was like sixty some dollars.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Yea friend of mine. I had a friend of mine
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: one who texted me he was in Chicago and he
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: was supposed to come, and he googled my tickets and
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: they were on one of those websites and they were
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: like two hundred fifty bucks and he was like, dude, like,
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: we want to come, but this like, is there any
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: way you can help us get some And I'm like,
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: first of all.
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: Let's take a second and talk about game time. I mean,
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: you heard it here. First.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: You can buy tickets to sporting events, you can buy
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: tickets to concerts, and you can buy tickets to comedy shows,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: specifically Francis's shows and not Little SAS's shows right there
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: on game time.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: It's so easy.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: The way that I like to do it is like, Okay,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: sometimes I'll be in town for this weekend, what do
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I want to see?
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: And you can.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Scroll through all of the options. Is the quickest interface.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: They have the best prices, you pick where you want
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: to sit. It is the best ticket buying experience that
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I've ever had in my life.
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: And it's not even close.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: What I like too is if you look at events,
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: then they give you notifications later. Yeah in that scene,
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: like I looked at the Chiefs tickets that one time
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: when it was like last week when it was freezing. Yes,
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: then they hit me up and they're like, there's bills
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: and Chiefs are playing nearby. Yeah, tickets.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Now. I think it's my favorite interface, such a smooth
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: and its space. It's super easy, Gang sooth buy tickets
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: to the very thing, Like how.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: When you get football tickets to which shows you where
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: you're gonna be?
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: Like looking at it shows you the view.
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: It's incredible. Yeah, two taps.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: It's so simple. It's so straightforward to take the guesswork
• 57:24
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• 57:41
  Speaker 4: People keep asking me if I charge or do meet
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: and greets, and the answer to that is, just come
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: say hi to me. I would never charge anybody to
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: say hi to me. That's crazy.
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: But you're also you're right, Yeah, you're just gonna be
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: there after the show.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, come out and say hi here, Just be there.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Just come say hid to me.
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: I feel like that's pretty.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: You want if you want and you feel the need
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: to do something nice, Uh, bring me a pie. That's
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: what people have been doing. And I love that from
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: like a good bakery in your town. Strawberry Ruberg is
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: my favorite. If they don't have that, just Apple especially
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: if there's a crumble.
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: Man that's a great demand to start making pie.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: I love pie.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: What do you do if you get too many pies?
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Though? You can't get too many pies, So say.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: We do Denver and it sells out a lot of
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: people coming to those shows, Say ten percent of them
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: bring pies?
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Ten percent?
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: What if ten people bring pies? People flat out? What
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: if there's ten pies.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Well, then I'll probably ship some home and freeze them,
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: which is exactly why I don't have room in my
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: freezer for making ice frice baths.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: But what if you put those pies in a plastic bag?
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, frozen pies, and then you.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: Just don't want to fucking take a bath with piest
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: around times you got to improvise frozen pies that are
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: defrosting around me late my joints.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: What if it like doesn't wonders for you?
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: What if you have to call up Puberman and be like, listen,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: the fucking rhubarb tightly exfoliated the pie therapy.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: What it is?
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: This is gonna sounds.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Hear me out, hear me out, okay.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: As the pie crumbles around you and completely enriches the
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: methylation process.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, couldn't anything that's cold, like anything that's like frozen,
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: Like couldn't you just use like a bag of frozen peas.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they they will, they will come to they'll fall.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you're in a plastic bag, uh huh,
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: they'll come to thaws probably as fast as I.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: This is good. It's a good question, a chemistry question
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: of like, well, ice is obviously becoming part of the bath,
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: but is there something about it being able to whatever
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: infuse with the water that makes it bring the temperature
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: down faster than something that's separate, like bag of piece.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Where suckers for not like pie bag of six pies. Yeah,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: we're sockers for not being able to capitalize on this
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: somehow by selling like high end ice like bath ice
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. We need to figure out
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: a way to get in on this, this absolute racket,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: this like cultural beanie baby style, like furbie style, fucking
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: uh strike while the iron top moment, like we need
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: to be on top of this shit selling fucking barrels
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: or some shit or like tubes that people can get
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: in and they're like studio apartments or some shit like that.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Like we need to find a way to be making
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: money off of this, because there's people probably getting rich.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Maybe we should make like Son of a Boy dad
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: like ice ice makers.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Son of a Boydad, ice cubes like the trays.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, oh those are the bowls. Yeah yeah, and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: we could use them. You could say these are good
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: for both cocktails and for saving money on ice bat Yes.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Let's I know it will be a really baller move,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: is if all of your ice cubes were the shape
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: of those like ones that you put in a cocktail, like.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: The ball, big ball or the big square.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: I've been trying to figure out how to make clear
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: ice for a while. A really nice cocktail restater distilled water.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's probably frozen for less time.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: It's something like that. There's a specific way to freeze it.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: They said that if I were to take one of
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: those big igloo containers and lift the lid and then
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: freeze all of that somehow, that the ice that forms
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: on the top is actually because it's like it purifies
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: the ice it's clear.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: It would be so funny if your ice bath was
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: just one massive cube of ice, just a cooler sized
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: ice cube, and then you next to it like you
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: can't fit.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: In until I slowly sink farther and farther into it.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: That's low key what I'm doing with these huge ice
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: cubes that I put in gallon sized ice cubes that
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I'm throwing in there.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: How often are you doing it though?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: A couple of times a week?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Wow, I don't think it's that crazy. I think it's
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: literally just the fat of the of the our time.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: I messaged Taylor Lawn about it, and he gave me
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: a lot of good recommendations.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: I'm sure his ice bath is fucking insane.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: He's walking the house.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: He's a five thousand dollars. One is the five thousand?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: Damn it looks nice.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: Damn see all right, Yeah, it's just brone some cash.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: I'll talk to danack him up, get him on back,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: and get him back on the table.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: I know he doesn't have the Morosco, but the one
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: he has looks Scandinavian, which is really cool.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: It does sound I'm surprised he's not at a point
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: where he just had one already.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Well, football players were like the first people to be
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: doing this. This was like, this is years and years
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: of them being in the ice tub. Like yeah, they
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: were and they would getting in two brush at the time.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they would. They would like double sided. It
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: would be the big metal one.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just them playing footies with each other's balls as naked.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Nothing gayer than being a football player.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Do you go for rod? No?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: I do? I mean at home in my am I.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: In your back. Do you know what just occurred to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: me is I think I remember a scene from watching
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: Last Chance to you where they were doing ice baths,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: but they would just fill trash cans with water and ice,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: which is where you realize like, oh, that really was
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: a Last Chance university.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: But I think that that's all you actually need too,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: like the fact that these companies are selling such a
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: high end product for something that you could do in
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: a trash can.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: But I don't want to sit in a trash can.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: We but you're essentially they're making fancy trash cans for
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: people to sit in, and that's why we need to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: get in on.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: I want the Scandinavian teakwood that weather time and not
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: break down because it's outdoor friendly.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: What's the what's the warranty on these things?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Years? Years and years? Yeah? Oh yeah, so.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: If you like fall out of your ice bath and
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: it cracks.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Ice. What do you think you're doing there?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, I saw Will Compton's that thing looks
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: like you could if I was. I mean, you're very
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: vulnerable in one.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Of those from for what what are you for?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Just a simple tipover? It's filled with water, which makes
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: it very heavy. I would just give it one of
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: these and then down goes Bill Compton.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: You would do that from outside? Yes, you're going to
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: attack Will Compton's ice bath so easily. Something tells me
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: that's not gonna You're extremely vulnerable.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: That would be a sick like video series, though, bros
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: tipping each other's ice fast.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: Tip ice fast.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: We're just cutting them cutting, yeah, liicing baths.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: I mean that's like that. That would be a that's
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: got to be a pretty like humiliating just to be
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: tipped over with just ice all around. You're just hard
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: on the page.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Try to you ever try to tip over a trash
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: can filled with water.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: I have not.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: It's impossible because of how heavy it is.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: You know how on the when you're when you're driving
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: on the freeway and at an exit, there's those big
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: yellow containers to like slow your If you're like driving
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: into if you're about to drive into a scancheon or
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: some shit like that.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're filled with water.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen someone hit one of those.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: I've seen videos of it.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: I saw someone hit one of those when. Yeah, I
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: was with my mom. We were in like Boston or something,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: going over a bridge and some dude smashed right into
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: one and exploded with water.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: It's kind of awesome.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Probably not bad though, Like it's not a bad crash,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: it's definitely humiliating.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, just like it's like a Nickelodeon type of thing.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to drive and get home just sopping wet.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they filled with with ghaka.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: They should film it with the you're saying the nicola. Yeah,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: it would be so funny, and then you just got
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: to take the drive of shame covered in go.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Well, Amanda Bynes and Keenan, Keenan and kel.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: Laugh at you.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: That would be funny.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be. They don't do funny enough. Ship
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: with fucking local traffic.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Now that's where a tax dollar should be going to.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: Ghak.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred percent good old fashioned pranks.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Have you guys seen what Kanye West has been doing
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: to his fucking uh big tittied girlfriend.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: No last I saw her, they he was like trying
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: to make her look Kim Kardashian though he was.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: And now he's by parading her around in like public
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: and like long skirts and like the smallest bras and
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: no shoes, Like he has her in the mall with
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: no shoes on. He's like walking her around like she's
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: a goat.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: What's up with the.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Really famous people always going to the mall? Don't you
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: think they would just be able to just like get
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Amazon anything at any time? Like what is Kanye West
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: going to the mall for that he can't see someone
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: being delivered.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: He literally is displaying his his like shoeless girlfriend like
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: a fucking piece of art. Like he's walking like he's
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Andy Warhol walking a anteater around Manhattan.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: Well, that sounds problematic.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: I'd love to imagine Kanye West just sitting in his
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: like one hundred million dollar apartment and being like, shit,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: I gotta hit lids today, I gotta hit antie ends.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: I heard Missus Fields is cooking up something nice.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Fuck dude, I gotta get to Zoomi's. Let's hit Spencer's
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: and fuck around in the back to the shop. Play
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: with the dildos.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Kanye and bringing his girlfriend out of Zoomies with like
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: a fucking Vans flat brim or some shit would.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Be a cookie monster.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Cookie Monster on Bianca Sensori would be so funny.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: We gotta go to Sports Authority pick up the latest
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: team X.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: We're gonna buy some DVDs from Sam Goodie.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: You don't know, do you know? If Sears is open
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: on Sundays.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: We're gonna have to return a knife block.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: I need a small fridge from my daughter's dorm room.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have no idea why they do that.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: But yeah, they were in like a very public mall,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: just people, and they shut down a store. So and
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: then there's people just like gathered outside taking pictures of
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: them surrounding them as his girlfriend. I got to show you,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: guys the fucking pictures.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: You ever used to go to the mall just to
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: like hang out when you were younger.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: It was so far away from where I lived. It was,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: I mean so far thirty five minutes. Yeah, that was
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: a long way to have to get your mom to
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: drive you that. We I would probably go maybe once
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: every other year and stop well you know, yeah, and
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: there'd have to be a good reason for it.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, we would just go and just clown around.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: I wanted to, but we never could.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: It was always weird though.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: One time we went and my buddy brought a girl
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: that he was dating, and then it was all the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: rest of us. It was just boys and they were
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: holding hands and we were walking, and that felt really
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: fast to me.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: This is the video of them. Whoa, that's what I'm saying, bro.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: It's that that's an offensively small bikini and she's barefoot, yes,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: wearing like a long skirt. He has her just on
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: fucking display mode. Wow, that's from this weekend. And then
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: this is this is from today. She's driving him around.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: Oh jesus, she has a gimp suit on.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: He's driving him around in a gimp suit into like
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: a fucking Tesla truck and fucking.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: I think gimpsuits are comfortable.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: She looks super comfortable. It's almost like futuristic. It's got
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: to be like good for like cold weather too. This
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: is good gimp Yeah, she's probably sweating it out in
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: her gimsuit. She's probably like cutting weight.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: Like if you're skiing in the winter, if you had
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: like a gimpsuit as a bass layer, you're probably so warm.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: And then like a ballgag to like keep this alive
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: in your mouth.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't worry about the fucking snot and stuff.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: There's functionality of a gimsuit that's like completely been washed
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: away by the kinkiness of it.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The problem is what's your app pray skid?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: That would be such a funny sketch.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: What's the app pray ski GI get.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Ready with me? We should make that. That's fucking I
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: was gonna do a get Ready with me for court today. Yeah,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: really I think I might. Still that's hilarious.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah that would be great, but yeah, app ray ski
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: or yeah going skiing and.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like so a lot of people have been asking
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: me what I use for a bass layer and then
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: just not even acknowledge it's a gimesuit.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: I believe it.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: Or I was actually at I was at Spen there's
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: gift shop and I was, uh, I stumbled upon this,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: and I mean it is just really warm and a
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: collie keeps you contained.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: It's a carbon latex blend and the red really pops
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: on the This red ballgag really pops on the mountain.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: It's got a good zipper, so like when I'm trying it,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: when I have to pee, I don't have to go
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: all the way down.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I could also zip my mouth shut makes from getting checked.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: I get no wind burn on any of my face.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: You know. Sure it's a little tough to see, but
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: that's why I bring one of those blind skiing instructors
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: with me to call out the turns.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: That's really funny, just with like music in the background.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: That would be funny. You should do that and just
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: say say, like just sprinkle in and you're going to
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: court for some like terrible crime. But just being like
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: so today I was thinking, I'm gonna go with the
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: white the white button.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: Down pants by Johnson and Murphy.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and do you want me to do the gimsuit?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: No, dude, just like, oh you moved on to my idea.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was the idea.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, double murder, double for the double murder. What is
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: the you know the dude that have you guys ever
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: seen the video of the dude who does the before
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: they were famous videos? You haven't seen that guy. You
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: haven't seen him, Like he'll do like Kendrick Lamar before
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: they were famous.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: I don't think so, and he does.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Then he'll like once they then once they're like really famous,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: he'll do like a redo, like another one, and it'll
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: be like after they were famously He's like a lot
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: of people have been asking me to do another video
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: on Kendrick Lamar. I did that video, my first video.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: I did that.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: I did say the N word, and I am very sorry.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: How did what context? Did he say the N word?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Trying to describe Kendrick Lamar before he was famous?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 6: Let me find this.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: This young road running around Compton, Like what what could
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: he have possibly said?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 6: What else? What else? Do Your bills lost? Your bills
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 6: got smoked talking ball?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: They did.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: It sucked. I don't know if I was more bummed
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: that the Bills lost or that the Chiefs wont.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: I have no problem with the Chiefs, Honestly, I wanted
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: the Bills to win. I bet on the Bills, et cetera.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: But I don't I'm okay with the Chiefs being a dynasty.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. That loss really sucked. Why that
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: was a heartbreaking lass?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: Did you see that dude crying in the stands?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: I felt bad for him. I kind of was like
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: surprised to you put that on camera, and.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: Then they went back to him.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: This girl, I got more time.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: Sit down, sit down, we have to film this man crying.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: Did you think that the refs cost the game?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: No, not at all. I thought that the past interference
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: on the defense was very iffy that one call, But
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: I don't think that was like I mean, dude, to
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: be honest, Pat, the way Josh Allen played great, Patrick
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: Mahomes was playing phenomenal. I think the way that even
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: if they hit that field goal, I think it was
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: crazy to think that Patrick Mahomes wasn't going to go
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: down and score again. Yeah, he was scoring it like
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: two minute drives.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Does does it strike anyone else? Was weird that we
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: we use his full first name, Patrick Mahomes or just
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Pat Mahomes sound a little bit too androgynous or it
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: sounds like a It sounds like a fucking like cab
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: driver in doubles like that, Yeah, Miss Pat Mahome sounds
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: like the Yeah, the like president of the PTA has
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: like a short curly haircut and a massive fupa.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: I don't even know who to root for now. The Lions,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Lions for sure, Lions, But I mean, do the I
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: don't know. I guess the Lions have a chance of
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: beating the forty nine ers. Yeah, but does anyone have
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: a chance of beating the Ravens.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Chiefs Chiefs think, Yeah, I mean the way the Chiefs
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: are playing right now, Chiefs in the playoffs.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: Chiefs mean the way the Ravens played against the Packers
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: after like they got warmed up. It's like, dude, they're
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: so there there. I think they're the best team in
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: the league.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: What do you mean that the Ravens. Oh, yeah, you're right.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: Who did They didn't play the Packers.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: The Ravens play the Packers.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: They played the they played the Texans.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Packers played the Niners. The
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Packers should have won that game.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: And that was talking ball, talking ball. That was just
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: this guy talking ball.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know, it's not really much to say that
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: loss sucked. I was fucking That was the first time
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: I've ever had a loss where I just sat in
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: silence for fucking thirty minutes after just I mean, I
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: had a guide some great bets. I hit every dude
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: I put I put in a bunch of bets. On't
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: you hit everything?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: You fucking had a plant that God like.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 6: You had a fucking Frank's Army style. Following behind that.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: I was getting DMS from so many people so mad
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: at me.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah you fucked us.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: It's crazy to get mad at someone for like not
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: having the right pick. It's like, yeah, dude, I didn't
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: think that. Fucking both dudes, I bet on we're gonna
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: get season ending injuries. That's crazy. Like Gus Edwards gets
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: hurt with the hand and I was like, fuck, that sucks.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: And then and then the first thought after like the
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: first leg of a parlay loses for me is always
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: like this is gonna if all of these hit hey
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: not or no? I guess Jamar Gibbs, Jamiir Gibbs scored,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: but dude, Deebo Samuel got hurt like the first drive
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: of the game. Imagine if Gus Edwards did score and
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: then or that would have hurt.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I was hoping for like that because I thought Deebo
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: was out or something like that, like i've before the
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: game started or something really so or I was just
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: hoping that, like they would refund our bet because he
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: wasn't playing.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: I thought we were gonna get avoided for sure.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: I thought some kind of avoiding what's all I was
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: hoping for, which is a sad state of affairs when
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: you're hoping for the void.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: A lot of people they don't. They don't avoid though
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: they around. Yeah, bro, last time I got a void
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: was Jamar Hamlin, who was the star of the fucking
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: show last night.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: That's not what you were saying in the group chat.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: You were saying that you wish he stayed dead.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's crazy. I would never say that.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: I am sure he didn't pick up that first down.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Dude, that was like, and I know people have used
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: the joke so many times every everyone's saying that John
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: McDermott thought it was a Disney movie, but it was like, dude,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: that was I mean that that was like, there's no
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: words for that play. I mean, he didn't even I
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: don't even think he got two yards.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: Oh the fake punt fake punt.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: To DeMar hand was I mean, that was like and
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: luckily they got the ball back, but it was like,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: I was, I didn't even know what to think when
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: that happened. I was like, what the fuck was the
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: season on the line and they have DeMar Hamlin run
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: a fake punt? For dude. He's like, it would have
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: been better if the if the dude, if the punter
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: ran the play, Like that's what I feel like, that's
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: what fake punts usually are.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Like the coach's son came out. If we're just getting like, uh,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: I mean that was crazy, like handed to a paraplegic
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: and an electronic wheelchair. We're just gonna be given away
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: fucking random.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: And he was like fourth and three, just have Josh
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: Allen run it.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, or they could have gone yeah, there's things they
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 6: could have done. I am.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, has he ever been like a good
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: like cause? He ever been like a fast?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: He doesn't play an offense.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: He plays a whole different position and hasn't been He's
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: been like a healthy scratch every game this year and
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: then the most high leverage situation they get, they can't
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: give him comeback player of the Year.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: I understand he lived, and I'm happy about that.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, it.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: Was Did you talk to your Buffalo brethren?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't talked to anybody except for Guardini, who
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: was convinced that it's my fault that he didn't win
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: his bed.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: I think it might be Honestly, Gardini.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Texted me yesterday and said, what's put Bill's money line
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: for everything? And I said, I said, I think we
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: should take Bill's money line and parlay it with the Over,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: because I think that with the history of these teams,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: the Over is a lock. The overhit easily, and then
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: the Bills didn't win, and then guardin he's telling me
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: it's my fault that he shouldn't have taken my pick.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: I'm my half of that bet hit.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: You're gonna have to take that up with him.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: I'm just expressing my feelings right now. A week squashed
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: the be there's no beef anymore.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: How'd you squash it? What'd you guys say?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: We just started fucking chopping it up about other shit comedy. Uh,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: I don't even remember, to be honest, in the room
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: that you guys were in ceiling height, read the text,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: Read the text messages. Now you're catch any fish this weekend?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: It looked cold, you were cold.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: It was cold, But it was nice, dude, it was
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: very nice. It was razy and out there. Yeah, it
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: was uh, that's your ice bath. Honestly, Yeah, it was
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: sunny and there was really only a couple of dudes
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: out there, and uh, the water level was back down
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: to normal, so it wasn't like anything hectic.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: I can't wait for us to go fishing. Yeah, in February,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: the weekend of like I think it's the seventeenth, eighteenth
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: or something like that in Albany. Yeah, we're gonna go.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: So come to those shows.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come to Albany, come to Denver the weekend before that,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: and then I went, friend Pittsburgh this weekend, Pittsburgh.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 6: This weekend, Philly coming up for Francis.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: Dude, Pittsburgh. Is that room is so big? Yeah, and
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: it's like selling well, there's like there's a show that's
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: got like two hundred and twenty tickets sold and it's sixty percent.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: Well like all tough, tough, tough assignment.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then Houston the week after, which is like
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: four sixty what Yeah, so's I sell two hundred tickets.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: That means that over half of the room will be empty. Yeah,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: selling tickets is fucking hard, hard man.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Well, good thing you made that high effort video of
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: you fucking fishing and trying to sell thick.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: That was a high effort for you. That was a
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: good plan.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: Yeaheah.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: I actually got a lot of tickets sold from that.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: I did like two hundred people clicked on the link
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: from that. Wow yeah hell yeah. So that's the name
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: of the game, bro. It went on the promo. Now,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: ye selling my soul I got. I got upgraded on
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: my flight home from La Delta one.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: Yep. I had dealt. I'd mean, i'd you know, comfort
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: plus or whatever. And there was one Delta one seat
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: left and I was number one on the upgrade list. Damn.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: And then they I got to the airport early, and
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: the woman at the front desk was like, I said,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: is I tried to charmer you know? I gave her
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: a box of like those cake pops from Starbucks.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 6: You bought them for her.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: No, I was gonna say, that's what you really tried
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: to charm her.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: I tried, because I went up to her at first
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: and I go hi, and she goes, I need my
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: computer to boot up. Give me one second. And so
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: I stood back and waited, and then her computer booted
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: up and she didn't say she's tight forward typing. So
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: I knew it was booted up, but she hadn't been
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: like yes. So then I went hi, again like that.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: She goes, what can I do for you? And I said, well,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: I need this one blah blah blah, and she goes,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: I can't. I can't give you that upgrade until we
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: start boarding because we have twenty minutes until we start boarding,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: and someone could buy it between now and then. And
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: so then I stepped away and I kept watching as
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: people kept coming up to ask dumb questions, and I
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: was judging by the how expensive they're like handbags were
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: whether I thought they would actually buy.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: The yeah yeah thing or not, and they didn't what
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: he did? So did you did you get upgraded on
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: your phone? Or did you scan the ticket in?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: I went back and they printed me out a ticket
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: and they were like, just use this, even though it
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: said comfort plus and then it rang up a Stelta one.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Nothing better than when you go to when you scan
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: the boarding pass. And then they printed out and it's.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 6: Like, first I remember the first time that happened to me.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: It's so cool, lucky Winter, I've only gotten that on
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: thirty minute flights though.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah wait, that's why. So I'm happy for you, But
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: I was even happier for Callum.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know, call him, call him saying that
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: he was he's the first person in his bloodline to
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: fly first class front.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: Front row with his bag between his legs.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was hilarious. I was so happy he was
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: live updating. He was like, it's coming down to the minute.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got the offer, Rade.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: That was hilarious.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: Where was he going?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think, Oh, I think coming home
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: from Indianapolis.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: Oh gotcha, that's a short flight.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 6: Still happy for him. Nice fucking legend.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: Me and Collins show is back up and running as well.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: So Tuesday nights, come see Harry out at uh.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 6: Come see Harry and.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: Collie out there downtown Social Come.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: See Francis at the Cellar Stand.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Denver Comedy Works with SaaS Denver Comedy Works with Comedy
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: on State Madison, Wisconsin and Albany.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: Denver Comedy Works is going to sell out, So get
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: your tickets now because there's gonna be a bunch of
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: people when it sells out who are like, can you
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: squeeze me and my friends in?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: No, no, it's not gonna worsh I could, but I can't.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: I will be walking my dogs in the morning.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: So you can come see Rohan in Brooklyn.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 6: I'll be walking my dog.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you guys for listening Pittsburgh this weekend. Please
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: buy tickets and I will be walking my dog and
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: Rome will be walking his dog. Thank you. We'll see
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: you guys Wednesday. Goodbye, sweets, shit these ads.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: Hey guys, let's talk about Rough and Rowdy for a second.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: Oh we're back, yes sir, Oh yeah, on Thursday. You
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: want to watch this because we're coming back to Providence.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: I think it's the fourth time in Providence Rough and
• 1:23:14
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• 1:23:18
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• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: Twenty bucks.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 6: This is not me reading any copy.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: This is me speaking from the heart because I know
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: how good of a product this is going to be
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: Bobby Lang returning to.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 6: I mean, every time Bobby.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: Lang fights, you know it's going to be incredible. There's
• 1:23:34
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• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: there's a little person that looks like fifty cent that's
• 1:23:41
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• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: Damn, I'd give him a quarter.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 6: Honestly. That's worth it.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: That's worth the price of admission right there, because it's
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: twenty bucks and it's on a Thursday night, which means
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: that you have your entire weekend to yourself.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 6: First off, you can order it, watching it on.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Video demand, or you can just lock in, have your
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Thursday night, and then on Friday night, maybe you're going out,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: you're going on the town. Maybe on Saturday night you're
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: you're having a nice dinner. Maybe on Sunday you're watching ball.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: But that's fine because your weekend has been opened up
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: because you launched into it the perfect way by getting
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: R and R buying Rough and Rowdy pay per views
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: available and buy rn R dot com and replay is
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: available through the following week. So come watch New England
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: locals settle their feuds with fists and spit. It's going
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: to be a night full of pure disrespect. Are they
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: guaranteeing someone spits on each other?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: Copy?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like there's gonna be spit involved. Which
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: h that's uh, that's gonna beat my expectorations.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: Did you get that?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: I got that good ship? All right?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: Good stuff?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: I don't make sense.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: Still still under ground, Sam, I looked out to you,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: came around