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Subarus, Pilot Love and Portable Toilets 6-17-26 · Dom and Jeremy

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  Speaker 1: Jarre you, Katy and Josh one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I am fully aware that I'm probably gonna take
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  Speaker 2: off a lot of people.
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  Speaker 3: Right now or you're gonna either like shake your head.
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  Speaker 4: Up and down me like, yep, yeah, you're right, bro,
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  Speaker 4: that's me.
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  Speaker 2: For many years on this here morning show, I have
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  Speaker 2: pointed out two of the worst kinds of drivers on
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  Speaker 2: the road and what they drive. One, I think Josh
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  Speaker 2: knows the BMW driver yep. The beamer drivers, man, they
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  Speaker 2: are monsters behind the wheel. And I can say that
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  Speaker 2: because my mom drives a Beamer.
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  Speaker 1: You know our boss has a Beamer, right, the big guy.
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  Speaker 3: I would imagine he's a monster behind the wheel. What
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  Speaker 3: I don't care say with your hal chest, your observation.
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  Speaker 2: The BMW drivers are horrible on the road. And the
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  Speaker 2: second group of people is the RAM truck drivers. Oh god,
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  Speaker 2: my goodness, specifically you Diesel guys.
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  Speaker 4: I got my coming.
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  Speaker 1: I am totally driving a RAM right now.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're in a Dakota.
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  Speaker 2: You're in a smaller one, but is still Dodge Ram, right, No,
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  Speaker 2: it's Dodge Dakota.
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  Speaker 4: It's a smaller one.
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  Speaker 2: The Ram'm talking about the big boys, the Ram twenty
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  Speaker 2: five hundreds. It's the diesel boys. I gotta add a
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  Speaker 2: third one to the group because I have noticed this
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  Speaker 2: the past month or two driving into this here radio
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  Speaker 2: station on a consistent basis. Uh huh, you supero outback drivers.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell is going on right now?
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  Speaker 2: You have you have turned into complete terrors on the road. Really,
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  Speaker 2: you have no respect at all. You don't follow speed limits.
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  Speaker 2: You come flying up on people, and.
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  Speaker 4: You're cutting over, and you're cutting back over, You're.
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  Speaker 2: Not using your turn signals. I'm pissed at supero drivers.
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  Speaker 3: Have you noticed this at all?
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's because they have the overconfidence that that thing
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  Speaker 5: can get them through anything, which, by the way, super
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  Speaker 5: very well.
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  Speaker 4: Built car probably can. It's a quality vehicle, quality vehicle.
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  Speaker 5: But Colorado already, when a drive traffic, they think that
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  Speaker 5: you can cross any solid line in the world. I
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  Speaker 5: saw a super ue yesterday, Jeremy driving on I twenty
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  Speaker 5: five coming home from the movie and we were caught
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  Speaker 5: in traffic. Flies on the shoulder to get around like
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  Speaker 5: four cars the shoulder just to get around four cars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: Every morning? I know this the same guy.
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  Speaker 2: He's in a white one and you see him coming
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  Speaker 2: a mile away because it's all Vin Diesel, fast and furious.
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  Speaker 2: You see him in out, in out, in out, was
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  Speaker 2: flying on by. See.
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  Speaker 1: I'm up in the mountains hiking all the time, so
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  Speaker 1: I see a lot of SUBI people and I don't
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  Speaker 1: experience this at all. And my you know, I've seen
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  Speaker 1: very polite, very respectful drivers everywhere, like seriously, So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not experiencing the same thing with the super U
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  Speaker 1: is it you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I'm driving twenty under in the left name
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  Speaker 2: with my turn signal that it could be me. I
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  Speaker 2: saw this story this morning and it kind of made
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  Speaker 2: me smile because it brought me back to my childhood
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  Speaker 2: where my dad occasionally would wander into a mickey D's
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  Speaker 2: and buy a bag of their fried apple pies and
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  Speaker 2: bring them home to the family just as kind of
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  Speaker 2: like a sweet treat for the kids. And they're bringing
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  Speaker 2: them back for the first time in more than three decades,
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  Speaker 2: like the og fried apple pies.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I ever had one, because we didn't
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  Speaker 1: have a McDonald's in my hometown for the first like
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  Speaker 1: I think ten years.
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  Speaker 3: I was alive.
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  Speaker 1: So when they actually brought it, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: they had the fried apple pie then, So this maybe
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  Speaker 1: a first for me.
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  Speaker 5: One of those things where you'd take a bite into
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  Speaker 5: it and it would just burn the.
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  Speaker 3: Heck out of your patter than a thousand sons.
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  Speaker 5: It is so unevenly cooked too, like the outside scorching
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  Speaker 5: and you'd get a little warmer as you get to
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  Speaker 5: the inside, but that first bite you would rip your taste.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm excited to try it. Don't drop it in
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  Speaker 4: your lap, be careful.
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  Speaker 2: And it comes to that little sleeve too. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: a little apple pie. Ndam is what it is?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well yeah, hey kids, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So we've been documenting how much Josh is
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  Speaker 2: in love love with Princess Pilot Jenny, who he's been
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  Speaker 2: dating for quite a while, and now she's coming up
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  Speaker 2: with some date ideas or something.
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  Speaker 5: Well, first things first, it is kind of i mean
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  Speaker 5: kind of coming up on a year and you know,
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  Speaker 5: at least in my experience experience, the women love to
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  Speaker 5: be very sentimental when it comes up on that year
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  Speaker 5: anniversary and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And she was.
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  Speaker 5: Talking earlier about how she would think it would be
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  Speaker 5: really cute too. Maybe head back to our very first
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  Speaker 5: date spot that we ever went to as like a
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  Speaker 5: romantic gesture and kind of reliving the experience. It's like
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  Speaker 5: you know when people like renew their vows or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, Oh, it's so romantic and it's so cute,
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  Speaker 5: and look at us. We're back to the same spot
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  Speaker 5: where we first originally met. And she's like talking to me,
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  Speaker 5: telling me all of this. I have the thousand yards stare,
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  Speaker 5: the blank stare, and she goes, what what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: I go, I don't even remember where we went, Like,
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea that name I.
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  Speaker 1: Have, Josh, I remember it was you pretend to remember
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  Speaker 1: was my favorite spot?
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  Speaker 3: The weather that day was perfect, Like you like, yeah, well,
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  Speaker 3: probably dated like four girls.
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  Speaker 5: At the time, though, well, I don't think that was
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  Speaker 5: the That might have been the first of the three
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  Speaker 5: dates I went on that day.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, so that's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: No, it was, well, it was just one of those
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  Speaker 5: things where at that time, and I've told her this,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not saying anything new. At that time, I wasn't
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  Speaker 5: necessarily looking for a long term relationship, you know, I
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  Speaker 5: was like, I love going on dates. She seems really great,
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  Speaker 5: She's cute. She caught my eye, but it was it
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  Speaker 5: was a coffee date. Like, it wasn't a Starbucks. I
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  Speaker 5: took her to kind of a nice, you know, hole
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  Speaker 5: in the wall, uh coffee shop, and I know it
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  Speaker 5: was in Low High, so I'm like, literally, still, I
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  Speaker 5: don't remember.
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  Speaker 4: Just ask her where was it?
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  Speaker 5: No, she doesn't remember the name either, So that's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: She's like, I really I loved the place though. She's
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  Speaker 5: like the ambiyance, the venue, it was really cute.
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  Speaker 4: We were one of six dates had that day. Probably.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, look, she's a hot Kamadi. We all understand that.
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  Speaker 5: So anyway, She's like, I just think it'd be really
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  Speaker 5: cute to go there, and it'd be so much fun
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  Speaker 5: to relive that.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm going, it wasn't even that not of a date.
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  Speaker 5: Like she knocked over the coffee in front of everybody,
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  Speaker 5: like it's spilled everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: You just go again and you knock over coffee for funzies.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, that's try to do that. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if that's romantic.
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  Speaker 5: And I remember her telling me later it ended up
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  Speaker 5: and I didn't know this because we were so busy
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  Speaker 5: cleaning up the coffee at the time. She's like, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I went all over my pants and she was sitting
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  Speaker 5: in sticky coffee for the rest of the date. And
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, that's uncomfortab bull like, it wasn't all in all,
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't a good date.
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  Speaker 4: Did I like her? Was she cute? Was it fun? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: But like there's been better dates, you know, And so
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking to myself the whole.
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  Speaker 4: Time, is it really that romantic?
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  Speaker 5: Like have you ever done we revisited spots and stuff?
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  Speaker 4: And oh so you've done this?
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  Speaker 3: Oh sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 1: It's Bennegan's right, that's where you guys had.
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  Speaker 3: You can't revisit that one, but you have spots.
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  Speaker 2: I think I might be talking out on my butt
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  Speaker 2: sound it feels familiar, But I like this, Why wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: you just go back to this goofy coffee shop and
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  Speaker 2: make it a fun thing where you dare one of
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  Speaker 2: you to dump a coffee.
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  Speaker 4: On the floor.
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  Speaker 2: That's the fun stuff in relationships, Lucky workers, that's just
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  Speaker 2: clean it up and sounds like you clean it, we
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  Speaker 2: did it makes that's the fun.
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  Speaker 4: That's the seasoning.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you go and you giggle.
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  Speaker 4: And like are you gonna do it? Are you gonna
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  Speaker 4: do it?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, if you're really going to reenact your first date. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: somebody's gotta spill some coffee?
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  Speaker 4: Is it my because it was her? Is it my turn?
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  Speaker 2: I think so? Because the funniest thing, and I think
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  Speaker 2: you make it a point every year to go back
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  Speaker 2: to that coffee shop and dump coffee.
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  Speaker 4: On the floor.
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  Speaker 5: Our twentieth anniversary, I'm just gonna walk in, take the
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  Speaker 5: coffee pot and.
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  Speaker 3: To stop it again.
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  Speaker 2: That's the cute crap that keeps relationships going for years
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  Speaker 2: and years and years.
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  Speaker 4: You're getting me more excited.
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  Speaker 2: That's TikTok gold. That's Instagram gold. Every y you're gonna go,
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  Speaker 2: here we go, and you can't down the week until
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  Speaker 2: you do it. And today's the day and you're both
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  Speaker 2: sitting there nervous and somebody dumps coffee on the floor.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna make millions. I love it.
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  Speaker 5: That's the thing those think off.
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  Speaker 4: Here comes that couple again on the ground. One.
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  Speaker 3: He's just gonna take this cup and throw right on
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  Speaker 3: the ground.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna have our pictures up front.
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  Speaker 5: Do not let these people from.
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  Speaker 3: This place before you know it.
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  Speaker 4: Clumsy cafe re visit the.
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  Speaker 1: Place and say, oh my gosh, this is the first
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  Speaker 1: time I ever saw you here, and have a nice
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  Speaker 1: conversation and you don't have to get all destructive.
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  Speaker 3: And you can just go back.
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  Speaker 2: I've been with the same woman for twenty five years.
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  Speaker 2: Do this kind of stuff, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: All right, the goofy kind of silly crap.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, and then call her sticky pants the rest
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  Speaker 2: of the day.
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  Speaker 3: She's gonna love it.
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  Speaker 4: She'll love that, love you, sticky pants.
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  Speaker 2: So a lot of people aren't comfortable with the AI
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  Speaker 2: and the robots are gonna be popping up everywhere and everything.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know, I've kind of feel like you
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  Speaker 2: might like this one katie that's coming out.
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  Speaker 3: What It's a robot toilet.
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  Speaker 2: And here's the thing. You don't even have to leave
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  Speaker 2: your couch. You just use an app and you call
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  Speaker 2: it over. When it arrives, you hop on it, do
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  Speaker 2: your business, and then it cleans itself and goes back
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  Speaker 2: to a docking station and it just prepares itself for
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  Speaker 2: your next herd.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're just gonna do that right there
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  Speaker 1: in your living room.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean you live alone, but still.
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  Speaker 4: That's not like a roomba essentially, I think.
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  Speaker 3: So here's here's a little bit of violent.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 6: Forty seconds here this is the Schauban Intelligent Toilet robot
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  Speaker 6: as instead of the person going to the toilet, the
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  Speaker 6: toilet comes to the person as soon as you are finished.
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  Speaker 6: The robot initiates a built in bidet system for automated washing,
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  Speaker 6: followed by a warm air drying cite.
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  Speaker 4: From there, a heavy duty odor.
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  Speaker 6: Control mechanisity instantly engages ceiling the internal chamber air tight
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  Speaker 6: to trap and neutralize any smell. The robot drives itself
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  Speaker 6: back to the docking station. It then extends a disposal arm,
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  Speaker 6: completely flushing both the solid and liquid waste away. Immediately after,
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  Speaker 6: it runs an intensive self cleaning and sanitizing cycle on
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  Speaker 6: the bowl, in leaving it pristine for the next.
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  Speaker 4: Track intensive cleaning cycle.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like anything about this. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: thought I would like.
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  Speaker 4: My number one concern was definitely the odor.
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  Speaker 5: But if it says it's got you, its use a
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  Speaker 5: little poop right.
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  Speaker 1: There, like the minute that you you know to brand.
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  Speaker 1: The minute you do that, it automatically stinks up the room.
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  Speaker 4: Me rosies.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't, you know you don't, but it automatically
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  Speaker 1: smells like it. How is it gonna delete the smell
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  Speaker 1: from the room.
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  Speaker 4: It's yeah, I don't like it.
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  Speaker 3: You do that in the bathroom. There's a reason you
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  Speaker 3: go somewhere super Look.
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  Speaker 4: The second it said I was in, I.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, all right, you know you're watching sports. You
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  Speaker 2: don't want to miss any of it. You don't want
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  Speaker 2: to pause it, you want to watch it in real time,
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  Speaker 2: and you gotta go. You hop on your app and
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  Speaker 2: here it comes you pop down, you.
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  Speaker 3: Go and it drives off.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: Plus, it's warming air.
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  Speaker 1: It washes you and blows on you. Oh I don't
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  Speaker 1: need this in my life. I already don't like the robots.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely don't like this crappy one talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Bringing like a date home and a flex though.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, you gotta go, you gotta go, Pete, No hold
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  Speaker 5: on you poo on my robot.
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  Speaker 1: Girls are gonna be as impressed as you guys think
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  Speaker 1: they are about this. Really like, it's not a flex John.
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  Speaker 2: Is that over there in the corner of those robots
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  Speaker 2: that comes over and I can go poop peepy on it?
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  Speaker 4: Thirteen Grand baby girl.
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  Speaker 3: On thirteen grand get that thing over here speaks.
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  Speaker 4: More lazy to me than this thing.
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  Speaker 1: This is like the laziest convenience I think I've ever
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  Speaker 1: heard the robots.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's going to be good for the people that
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  Speaker 2: like have mobility issues in the elderly.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's probably where it's going to be geared
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  Speaker 3: to me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well not middle aged men who don't want to
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  Speaker 1: leave the couch. They can watch their sports ball, Like, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you were trying.
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  Speaker 4: Can I poop on your