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Hour 1 - The Ring is the Thing · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome, It's our numb bur one and
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Speaker 1: it's the story everyone's talking about, the big sporty romance.
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Speaker 1: What are the chances that Travis Kelce pulled off a
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Speaker 1: shock engagement with Taylor Swift? We'll talk about that here
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Speaker 1: in our one of the Ben Malers Show on this Wednesday,
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Speaker 1: August twenty seventh. Will there be a prenup between Taylor
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Speaker 1: Swift and Travis Kelce? Do we even need to ask?
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Speaker 1: And does chiefs tight end Travis Kelce's engagement to Taylor Swift?
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Speaker 2: Mean?
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Speaker 1: That's all? She wrote that twenty twenty five will be
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Speaker 1: his final NFL season. Will cover all the bases right
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Speaker 1: now in our number one, the ree is the thing?
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Speaker 1: Or is it? Welcome in not beginning of another night
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Speaker 1: Buying show'd be so our lead this hour. There was
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Speaker 1: some debate in the newsroom that I have a couple
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Speaker 1: of I'm like blind Scott, I've got multiple personalities, and
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Speaker 1: there's a couple of voices. I would like to put
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Speaker 1: it as a newby knight. So today's a Newbie night,
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Speaker 1: which means all new colors. So Mike the Leprechaun out,
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Speaker 1: blind Scott out, no moss for hollering, James Lucky Tony, No, No,
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Speaker 1: that's a blow to me. No, Lucky Tony, I cannot
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Speaker 1: do it. Jet who led not gonna be aware? Now
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Speaker 1: what's gonna happen is what normally happens is some of
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Speaker 1: the regulars are such attention whores that they will attempt
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Speaker 1: to call up with fake voices and try to get
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Speaker 1: past the goalkeeper. So you have to listen to see
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Speaker 1: if any of the regulars get on with an alias.
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Speaker 1: Always a fun degree of difficulty to Newby Night is
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Speaker 1: which regulars are so desperate for airtime that they will
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Speaker 1: use now angry Bill used to do this all the time.
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Speaker 1: But Bill has some health problems. He didn't call a
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Speaker 1: show much anymore. So. But who's going to step off?
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Speaker 1: That's the question. So it is a newbie night. I'll
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Speaker 1: give out the number in a little bit. I got
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Speaker 1: a rant here. It's called a Mallard monologue at the
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Speaker 1: top of every hour, every hour on the hour, it's
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Speaker 1: a malar monologue, boom, just like that. So I was
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Speaker 1: going to lead the show with a different story. However,
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Speaker 1: my brigadier generals in the Mala Militia, I listen when
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Speaker 1: they speak. So I really want to tip the cap
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Speaker 1: to Justin and Cincinnati and Robbie the Mariner fan. They
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Speaker 1: reached out to me. I was sleeping and I woke
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Speaker 1: up to a couple of frantic messages. Justin in Cincinnati
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Speaker 1: specifically requested that I lead off the show with this story.
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Speaker 1: Justin said, you know, he just loves love. I think
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Speaker 1: that's what he said. He just loves love, and he
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Speaker 1: plays a schmuck on social media, complete a hole all that.
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Speaker 1: But it's just an act. It's just performance art. That's
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Speaker 1: all he does. And they said, both Robbie the Mariner
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Speaker 1: Fan and Justin and Cincinnati. The way I interpreted their
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Speaker 1: messages was that I would be committing a sports talk
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Speaker 1: radio felony if I avoided the Komodo dragon in the room.
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Speaker 1: The story that everyone's been yapping about here, it's crossover story.
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Speaker 1: So boys, your wish is my command. Tabloyd Mallord has arrived, tadda, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I know. Well we do broadcasting, not narrowcash and play
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Speaker 1: the hits. Mom, Man, what of our old bosses used
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Speaker 1: to say? So Taylor Swift, I'm told she's kind of
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Speaker 1: a big deal. I'm told she's kind of a big deal.
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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, who apparently does some singing and gets paid
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Speaker 1: for it. And Travis Kelsey, who used to be good
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Speaker 1: at football, and then I don't know what that was
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Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl last year. Anyway, they're now engaged.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, sweet baby Jesus, they're engaged. They announced
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Speaker 1: the news in a joint post on The Graham very exciting.
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Speaker 1: Kelsey went into a garden, a literal garden. I don't
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Speaker 1: know where the garden was, and he asked Taylor Swift,
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Speaker 1: the most famous woman in the world, I'm told to
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Speaker 1: marry him. And apparently she said yes. So there you go.
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Speaker 1: All right, So how does that work in sports radio?
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Speaker 1: How is that a sports talk radio talking point? Well,
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Speaker 1: you're about to find out. So let's discuss the question.
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Speaker 1: What are the chances that Travis Kelsey pulled off a
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Speaker 1: shock engagement, That this was a surprise, this was unexpected,
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Speaker 1: that this came out of nowhere. So I've got on
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Speaker 1: this one. I've got waffle house, humped back whale, and
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Speaker 1: Roman candle, and we will combine all of these things
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Speaker 1: together and we are going to make your Babushka's favorite gulash.
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Speaker 1: Is what we're going to do. Four year Babushka. We're
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Speaker 1: going to do that, all right. So A to answer
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Speaker 1: the question, the chances that Travis Kelsey pulled off a
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Speaker 1: shock engagement that Taylor Swift had no idea that he
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Speaker 1: was going to pop the question, Uh, the chances are
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Speaker 1: slimming none, and slim took the first flight out of
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Speaker 1: Dodge See you later. This was obviously carefully curated for
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Speaker 1: human consumption, for your consumption, I guess from mine. I slept,
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Speaker 1: I was. I woke up to it, but yeah, I had.
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Speaker 1: You had the photos. You had the diamond ring, which
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Speaker 1: I guess could could like use as a reflector for
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Speaker 1: mahomes on deep asses and all that stuff. And they
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Speaker 1: had a little cute post there, your English teacher and
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Speaker 1: your gym teacher are getting married. I never had an
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Speaker 1: English teacher like that. I never had a gym teacher
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Speaker 1: like that. I did not have a gym teacher that
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Speaker 1: looked like that. I had a gym teacher that wore
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Speaker 1: short shorts, had a whistle around his neck and really
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Speaker 1: short shorts. And then I had a lot of English
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Speaker 1: teachers that were very old, very old, and had been
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Speaker 1: beaten by life. That's what I had. That's what I had.
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Speaker 1: But this was cute, folksy, quirky and all that stuff,
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Speaker 1: all those words right there, and it was blasted across
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Speaker 1: every single corner of the world wide web there within seconds,
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Speaker 1: the interweb all over the place. Now does that sound organic?
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Speaker 1: That maybe the back of the room it sounds organic.
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Speaker 1: Possibly the back of the answer is sure. If organic
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Speaker 1: means like tupperware, there's a place somewhere where I think
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Speaker 1: it's in South America where they grow tupperware. No, and
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Speaker 1: we've learned this actually happened two weeks ago. This is
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Speaker 1: a two week old story. It didn't get out for
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Speaker 1: two weeks. Now, nothing I underand nothing in celebrity culture
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Speaker 1: is organic. It does not exist. Now, organic is a
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Speaker 1: marketing term, we should point that out, but organic is
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Speaker 1: you know what organic is? An organic proposal is going
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Speaker 1: to Now this guy we met Dante in Vegas and
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Speaker 1: his plan he's going to do this. I'm telling you,
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Speaker 1: this guy's become loaded, a rich, loaded guy with waffle house.
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Speaker 1: He's going to open the first waffle house in Vegas.
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Speaker 1: So the organic way to propose is to ten years
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Speaker 1: from now, go to Dante's waffle House in Vegas in
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Speaker 1: the parking lot at three in the morning while eating
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Speaker 1: the sausage egg gritz bowl, and you've got the ring
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Speaker 1: still in the You got the ring and he came
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Speaker 1: out of a plastic claw machine. The engagement ring came
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Speaker 1: out of a plast the claw machine from inside. And
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Speaker 1: then that's the engagement. Now, this this was all the
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Speaker 1: Kelsey engagement was obviously chorey craft. It was I would say,
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Speaker 1: months in the making, knowing a little bit about how
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Speaker 1: that world works. And you had Taylor Swift's people. You've
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Speaker 1: got Kelsey's got people. See I don't have people like
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Speaker 1: when you're that fit, you got people. I don't have people.
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Speaker 1: You know, we don't. I don't have that. But they
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Speaker 1: got people. You had the jeweler involved, So there's a jeweler.
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Speaker 1: You know people. You know, there's got to be a back.
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Speaker 1: So everyone loves a story, right. You go to restaurants
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Speaker 1: and the menus at the restaurants are well, here's our
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Speaker 1: story about huh we became you know, it was blah
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Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. We learned how to make fighter
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Speaker 1: Trainey ol Fredo in Italy while drunk. You know. It's
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Speaker 1: an old family. Everyone's got to have a story, right,
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Speaker 1: Everyone loves a story. We learned from stories. It's a
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Speaker 1: very big deal. So you got to have a story.
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Speaker 1: It's not just an engagement ring. There's a story to.
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Speaker 3: It, right.
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Speaker 1: It's got some special meaning that will come out. It's
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Speaker 1: all hands on deck, all hands on deck. And uh,
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Speaker 1: and of course it's not a love story so much,
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Speaker 1: even though Justin and Cincinnati told me it was a
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Speaker 1: love story and Robbie the Mariner fan. It's an event.
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Speaker 1: It's an event, and yet it's it's also in weird.
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Speaker 1: Wait it is sporty, right, That's the part that kind
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Speaker 1: of fascinates me that this is somehow he's sports story.
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Speaker 1: But apparently it is. And page two, will there be
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Speaker 1: a prenup? Will there be a prenup between Taylor Swift
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Speaker 1: and Travis kelcey? Okay, so it does a humpback whale
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Speaker 1: swim in the ocean? Does a humpback whale Swift, of course,
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Speaker 1: but he just saw Tyreek Hill who got married for
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Speaker 1: was his seventeen months, and he gave the woman he
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Speaker 1: was with five hundred thousand dollars for seventeen months, plus
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Speaker 1: like twenty grand a month to spend, because we all
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Speaker 1: need twenty grand a month to spend, plus a five
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Speaker 1: million dollar house, plus lawyer fees, plus this plan. So
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Speaker 1: you cant dollars to donuts, dollars to absolutely right, come
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Speaker 1: on now, of course you better believe there is going
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Speaker 1: to be a prenup here that Taylor Swift's legal team,
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Speaker 1: her lawyers have already drafted a prenup up that I
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Speaker 1: believe runs longer than the United States Constitution. It's bigger
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Speaker 1: than the US Constitution. And Travis Kelce is rich. It's
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Speaker 1: not like Travis Kelsey doesn't have money. He's rich. However,
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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is wealthy. There's a difference between rich and wealthy.
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Speaker 1: And that's the point of the marcation, right, that's the
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Speaker 1: point of demarket. So does this engagement end in marriage?
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Speaker 1: Not all engagements end in marriage. History tells us that
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Speaker 1: when it comes to celebrity engagements, it's a Benny versus
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Speaker 1: the penny situation. It's a coin flip, it's a co
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Speaker 1: Has Taylor Swift already written a song about this? How
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Speaker 1: about that? You think she's already got a song in
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Speaker 1: the tank?
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Speaker 4: Hell?
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Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, it's either on her phone owns notes app
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Speaker 1: like I put a lot of stuff on my notes
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Speaker 1: app on my phone, Like I'll have a random thought.
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Speaker 1: I was driving in and I had there was something
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Speaker 1: I wanted to rant about on the podcast. I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: save it for this weekend, but there was something I
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Speaker 1: saw that really annoyed me, and I used my weekend
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Speaker 1: podcast This is Therapy to complain about things that annoyed me.
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Speaker 1: So I saw this and I said, I want to
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Speaker 1: rant about that because that really annoyed me. So I'll
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Speaker 1: do that at some point this weekend. But I used
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Speaker 1: the notes appage, so she's probably put it on there,
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Speaker 1: or other people wrote the song for her, or maybe
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Speaker 1: it's already been recorded. Who knows? Will they elope? Will they?
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Speaker 1: Absolutely not? You think they're gonna alope. They're not eloping.
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Speaker 1: They're not going to the Elvis Chapel in Vegas with
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Speaker 1: our favorite taxi cab driver from Boston who lives in Vegas.
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Speaker 1: He's not gonna take him to the Elvis Chapel for
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Speaker 1: a shotgun wedding. That is not happening. And I've been
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Speaker 1: told by people that are very important, and this is
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Speaker 1: American royalty. This is an American royal riting. We've never had.
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Speaker 1: I had an American royal wedding. They put those other
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Speaker 1: weddings from Europe on and they get big numbers, big numbers,
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Speaker 1: and so this thing will be It'll be televised, commercialized.
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Speaker 1: You'll have the Swifties all over it, right, they'll be there.
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Speaker 1: You've got the Chiefs Kingdom and Kelsey's crowd. They'll be
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Speaker 1: blending together in one giant ven diagram right there. Adoring fans.
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Speaker 1: Oh my, wonderful. And of course I am not a
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Speaker 1: fan of either. I don't hate either or anything like that.
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Speaker 1: But I'll just be along for the ride here. Some
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Speaker 1: of you have sent me email telling me that Travis
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Speaker 1: Kelsey made a deal with the devil and he's a
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Speaker 1: lizard person. Now, so maybe that's the case. I don't
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Speaker 1: know if that's the case or not, but listen, I'll
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Speaker 1: consume this. I'm in the content business. I will consume it.
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Speaker 1: I will mock it. That's what I do. I get
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Speaker 1: paid to consume things and to mock things, and I'll
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Speaker 1: either secretly love it or hate it, or maybe a
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Speaker 1: little bit of both, and it's fine. That's the business
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Speaker 1: I've chosen. That's what we do here. That's also what
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Speaker 1: you do as well. We all have strong opinions. It's
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Speaker 1: the culture, and you know it's sports, but it's not
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Speaker 1: sports except when it is sports. And now I gotta
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Speaker 1: tell you, personally, I have not this is something that's
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Speaker 1: changed in my life time. I have not understood the
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Speaker 1: obsession of the tight end celebrity. I don't understand. It's
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Speaker 1: something that did not exist in my childhood. This is
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Speaker 1: a thing that has happened as I've grown and become
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Speaker 1: an adult. I guess I'm not smart enough to figure
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Speaker 1: it out. But back in my day, here's a back
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Speaker 1: in my day story. A tight end was a glorified
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Speaker 1: offensive lineman. That's what a tight end was. And occasionally
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Speaker 1: the tight end would catch a pass, but really only
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Speaker 1: if the quarterback got bored, they'd throw the tight end
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Speaker 1: a pass. And that's about it. That's about it. Now
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Speaker 1: they're dating pop stars, Now they're engaging in the hosting podcast.
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Speaker 1: They're on television like Gronkowski and all that stuff, and
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Speaker 1: they're auditioning for roles in movies. These tight ends. What
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Speaker 1: a amazing dichotomy from what it had been the tight
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Speaker 1: end position. Travis Kelsey's out there, he's galloping around like
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Speaker 1: a golden retriever who found a glitter cannon. And that's
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Speaker 1: pretty much like now now the last word on this
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Speaker 1: on a newbie night, the last word, does Chiefs tight
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Speaker 1: end Travis Kelsey's engagement? Did Taylor Swift mean asta la vista?
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Speaker 1: The twenty twenty five NFL season is going to be?
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Speaker 1: All she wrote?
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Speaker 2: Is that?
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Speaker 1: It so? If you look at this from thirty thousand
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Speaker 1: feet up in the sky, Travis Kelsey is going the
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Speaker 1: old Aerosmith Piece Out farewell tour. He's doing the old
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Speaker 1: peace Out farewell tour on this. Before he trades in
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Speaker 1: the playbook, he's going to give the playbook back and
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Speaker 1: he's going to get so horribly cheesy movie scripts. And
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Speaker 1: you can play another waiter in a future Adam Sandler movie.
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Speaker 1: Knock yourself out here. Now, the Chiefs will not say
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Speaker 1: their brass will not say retirement. The R word they
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Speaker 1: won't say retirement, but I promise you they're already preparing
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Speaker 1: a statue, whether it be at Arrowhead or whether it
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Speaker 1: be at another venue in the Greater Kansas City slash Kansas,
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Speaker 1: you know, across the state line there in the Greater
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Speaker 1: Kansas City area. Well, we have a lot of friends,
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Speaker 1: you know, show's done very well there. I recommend when
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Speaker 1: they get the wedding, I believe the people that should
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Speaker 1: take care of the food. Everyone's worried about wedding food.
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Speaker 1: What better at the Travis Kelcey wedding to Taylor Swift
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Speaker 1: than the landing in Liberty, Missouri? Serving Ben Mallard chicken
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Speaker 1: fingers at the Kelsey Taylor Swift wedding. Perfect, They're right there.
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Speaker 1: It's a people think of Kansas City as a barbecue city,
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Speaker 1: but really it's a anyways, it's more of a chicken
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Speaker 1: finger city. Would just be perfect, would just be absolutely perfect.
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Speaker 1: But he'll get a statue, we'll get the old tribute
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Speaker 1: video and all this stuff. Now this is not just
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Speaker 1: random late night speculation, is not. It is the slow
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Speaker 1: motion exit, the slow motion and then you've got the
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Speaker 1: swifty soundtrack that's playing underneath this and Kelsey's body kind
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Speaker 1: of like the Haunted mansion at Disney's creaking a little
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Speaker 1: bit a little bit. His yards per catch numbers going down, down, down, down, down, down,
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Speaker 1: down down down. That super Bowl performance, my god, that
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Speaker 1: was about as flat as a Taylor Swift final record.
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Speaker 1: That was wow. My god. Now Kelsey, not only is
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Speaker 1: he aging in front of our eyes, he's also his
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Speaker 1: future is this he's auditioning. This is his future as
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Speaker 1: a distant relative of Nostradamis and friend of Nostra Denis.
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Speaker 1: He lives in Seattle. I saw him again. We had
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Speaker 1: a pow wow in Vegas with his wife, whose very
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Speaker 1: nice woman, except she's a vegan anyway, so vegetarian being
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Speaker 1: in the same anyway, to me, it's the same thing.
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Speaker 1: So here's the future of Travis Kelcey. I've looked into
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Speaker 1: the future. His future is auditioning for the role of
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Speaker 1: former athlete number three in the upcoming Netflix rom com
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Speaker 1: to be named later. That's what he's got in the future.
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Speaker 1: And he's got I know who, he's got his little
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Speaker 1: Meathead podcast, I know the Meathead megaphone. You guys love
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Speaker 1: jock talk, And there you go. Got Travis Kelcey and
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Speaker 1: his other meathead brother, Jason Kelcey. The two meatheads, two
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Speaker 1: slobs of meat right there, slabs of meat talking, and
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Speaker 1: they can riff a couple of retired dudes and have
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Speaker 1: that little ring light on. And that's the way to
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Speaker 1: do it right. Everyone loves audio content. Everyone's got a
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Speaker 1: podcast these days. Why not Trav Kelsey, He'll be going
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Speaker 1: out like a Roman candle, Just like a Roman candle here,
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Speaker 1: a loud, flashy and slightly off target, just a little
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Speaker 1: off target. And then in retirement, Travis kelce can ride
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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift's bejeweled body suits right right, why not? And
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Speaker 1: uh pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
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Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So Kelsey's storybook ending. That's it.
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Speaker 1: It'll be storyboarded somewhere in Burbank at one of the
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Speaker 1: studios over there in Burbank, and a big movie coming
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Speaker 1: to a theater near you. It is the Ben Mather
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Speaker 1: Show on a newbie night, all right, for newbie night.
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Speaker 1: It's a newbie night. Who that means all new cars.
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Speaker 1: So now we know a lot of the people that
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Speaker 1: call the show. We know their backstory, we know where
19:52
Speaker 1: they grew up, we know way too much about the
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Speaker 1: people that call the show every night. So if we
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Speaker 1: don't know that much about you, then that means you're
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Speaker 1: you're qualified as a newbie. And this is this is
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Speaker 1: a night where we're able to find the next star
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Speaker 1: calls to the show, and you're more than welcome to joints.
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Speaker 1: And maybe no one will call. I'll just do caller
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Speaker 1: free ratio. We have no new people. Listen, we only
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Speaker 1: have the same seven people every night. It's possible there
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Speaker 1: He'll be he'll be breaking down to the OJ kiss. Now,
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Speaker 1: what's the other big celebrity trial. Let's see, Well, the
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Speaker 1: Diddy thing, but that's that's too new. He's got twenty
24:12
Speaker 1: years from now he'll be he'll be breaking that down.
24:14
Speaker 1: So it's a new beet, which means all the regulars
24:16
Speaker 1: are really upset. Uh. They don't like that. I don't
24:20
Speaker 1: like that at all. They're annoyed by this.
24:22
Speaker 6: They hang up on hollering James trying to pretend to
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Speaker 6: be somebody.
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Speaker 1: Else, hollering er three times. James is already called up
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Speaker 1: trying to get on the air with a fake voice.
24:31
Speaker 1: It has not worked. Who will be the first regular
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Speaker 1: to get on the air with a fake voice? Will
24:35
Speaker 1: find out? Nature Boy says, what a night for Travis
24:38
Speaker 1: and Tata to have love in the air. Rod the
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Speaker 1: ambassador of Bakersfield, says, Travis and Taylor will probably get
24:48
Speaker 1: hitched at Arrowhead and charge fans five hundred dollars a seat.
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Speaker 1: That's what I said, Is that what I said? I
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Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe it's just going to come in on
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Speaker 1: a white horse.
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Speaker 6: There's a chance in hell that gon No, they'll get
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Speaker 6: Swift is not getting married in a football stadium. She's
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Speaker 6: getting married like on you know, some place in Rhode Island.
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Speaker 1: Bracelets when they come in. No, yes, it's gonna be beautiful.
25:13
Speaker 1: Rod says, would be five hundred dollars a seat free
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Speaker 1: hot dog and soda included, just a couple of rich
25:18
Speaker 1: douch shoots douches. He says, uh yeah, Well, I saw
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Speaker 1: somebody say they should put it on pay per view.
25:24
Speaker 1: I'm not paying for that.
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Speaker 4: I'm not.
25:26
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I'm I'm probably not even what
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it on Hulu? Doesn't she do stuff
25:32
Speaker 1: with Hulu? Is who is still a thing? I thought
25:35
Speaker 1: they were going away. Disney's gonna play it. I have
25:39
Speaker 1: no idea fill her up? Phil Rights and you should
25:42
Speaker 1: follow one more person, man, that would that would be me?
25:45
Speaker 1: That we can get off the number six six six.
25:47
Speaker 1: My only am I following the side of the devil?
25:53
Speaker 1: Let me check all. I was like, apparently I am.
25:56
Speaker 1: I don't I'm gonna unfollow someone. Really, I just well,
26:03
Speaker 1: I picked up well, I started to phone all the
26:05
Speaker 1: all the guys that do the morning show in Minnesota,
26:09
Speaker 1: all right, the Power Trip morning Show, because I was
26:11
Speaker 1: on the show last week. And so then that got me.
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Speaker 6: Up to six six follow somebody, let's make let's make
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Speaker 6: this a prize or something.
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Speaker 1: Well, okay, I did unfollow some, but then I have
26:19
Speaker 1: I can follow two people. I can follow two people,
26:22
Speaker 1: and then I can get to that number. Let's see
26:25
Speaker 1: here the analogy that I used, he said, would have
26:32
Speaker 1: been better. Kelsey's game was as flat as Taylor Swift's
26:36
Speaker 1: dairy air. Uh to Ozzie was uh so so so
26:44
Speaker 1: he says, Uh, the Swift News will be forgotten once
26:48
Speaker 1: we get the Tammy in Montana hollering change engagement Out
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Speaker 1: says that's the real power couple. Uh yeah, Tammy is
26:58
Speaker 1: gonna go no on that. Let's see what else do
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Speaker 1: we have? Page down just josh as Justin loves Love
27:06
Speaker 1: never been more true that statement. I am here for
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Speaker 1: the TMZ night, the tabloid malorzoo, and the one or
27:14
Speaker 1: two newbies who may cross the rubicon. Well, let's go
27:17
Speaker 1: to the newbies. It's newbie night. It's new Oh man,
27:20
Speaker 1: this is so exciting. Who's gonna pop the cherry on
27:23
Speaker 1: Newby Night. Let's go Enie meanie miney mall. Let's go
27:27
Speaker 1: to the belly of the Beast, Cansah City or adjacent
27:31
Speaker 1: to Kansas City. We go to Mike, who's got hot
27:34
Speaker 1: takes on a newby Night. Hello Mike, Welcome.
27:38
Speaker 5: Good morning, Ben and Gang, Good.
27:40
Speaker 1: Morning, Welcome, Welcome. You're in the leadoff chair on a
27:43
Speaker 1: newby Night. You've got a hot take on this Kelsey story.
27:47
Speaker 2: I do.
27:47
Speaker 5: Okay, you know first of all. Okay, So here's the
27:51
Speaker 5: take we think for verbal knowledge around the Kansas City
27:54
Speaker 5: Chiefs kingdom is that if the Chiefs get back to
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Speaker 5: the super Bowl and win it, he will definitely retire.
28:02
Speaker 5: He will call it it, will go out and blaze
28:04
Speaker 5: the glory another super Bowl that would make him have
28:07
Speaker 5: four rings, including the ring that he's putting on Taylor's
28:10
Speaker 5: hand today. Now, if they do not make the super Bowl,
28:16
Speaker 5: now mind you, this is he's in the last year
28:17
Speaker 5: of his current contracts, so he would have to go
28:19
Speaker 5: back to Breadbeach and get some more money. But if
28:22
Speaker 5: they don't make the super Bowl, we all think he's
28:24
Speaker 5: going to come back and twenty twenty six will be
28:27
Speaker 5: his swan song and retire after the twenty sixth season,
28:31
Speaker 5: maybe after he's gotten married, maybe not. We'll see how
28:34
Speaker 5: it depends on how Coops Broncos wanted you dethrown the
28:37
Speaker 5: Chiefs and the AFC West Oga.
28:39
Speaker 1: So that's the getting. These are boots on the ground here.
28:42
Speaker 1: This is from the Kingdom. I'm not in the kingdom.
28:46
Speaker 1: This is from Chiefs Kingdom giving us the chatter that
28:50
Speaker 1: they're hearing inside the kingdom right there. Now, where will
28:54
Speaker 1: the wedding be? What do you think, Mike? Where will
28:56
Speaker 1: the wedding take place? You think Kansas City? Is that
28:58
Speaker 1: not big enough? They're going to like New York. They're
29:01
Speaker 1: gonna have a mega wedding, some destination wedding somewhere.
29:05
Speaker 5: I don't think they're going to have it in Kansas City, man,
29:07
Speaker 5: because nobody's gonna pay sixty dollars apart for the wedding
29:10
Speaker 5: like they do for the Chiefs Games. So they're not
29:12
Speaker 5: gonna have it at Arrowhead. I think they'll have it
29:15
Speaker 5: at like Martha's vineyard.
29:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a good. Yeah, like that, you're going
29:21
Speaker 1: to have hear well, she's got multiple houses, Taylor Swipper,
29:24
Speaker 1: She's got I know, the big ones in Rhode Island.
29:26
Speaker 1: So that's it. Just like con there's a conclave in
29:29
Speaker 1: Rhode Island where like the uber rich people hang out
29:31
Speaker 1: and live. So I could see something adjacent to that
29:34
Speaker 1: you know, and obviously Martha's vinye.
29:37
Speaker 5: I don't want you guys to have to wait until
29:39
Speaker 5: they have a wedding or a parade or something like
29:42
Speaker 5: that for you to have another Mallard meet and greet
29:45
Speaker 5: in Kansas City.
29:46
Speaker 1: Get you back, listen. I love Kansas City. I had
29:49
Speaker 1: a great time. I'd never been to a Chiefs game.
29:51
Speaker 1: I went to Arrowhead, saw the Chiefs win on a
29:53
Speaker 1: blocked extra point or blockfield goal against the Broncos there
29:57
Speaker 1: at the end.
29:57
Speaker 5: It was awesome, so magical place. Brother, But he needs
30:00
Speaker 5: to come barrow ahead at least once.
30:02
Speaker 1: I agree it was. It was wonderful. So all right, well,
30:05
Speaker 1: thank you, Mike. I gotta go. That's right, start the
30:07
Speaker 1: Newby Night. Unbelievable, fantastic. Let's try to keep it going
30:10
Speaker 1: on a Newbie night. Let's say hello to Mexico. Mike.
30:13
Speaker 1: Who's next, Hello Mexico, Mike, welcome, Hey, good morning men,
30:18
Speaker 1: good morning to Where are you at? Are you in Mexico?
30:20
Speaker 1: You just that's your nickname?
30:22
Speaker 7: Well I'm not saying, look he's.
30:27
Speaker 1: In Van Eyes.
30:28
Speaker 7: Yeah, go ahead, no, Nonetheless, before I get to the
30:35
Speaker 7: Kelsey swifting, I gotta bust your chops a little bit
30:38
Speaker 7: on your mind.
30:38
Speaker 1: What did I do?
30:40
Speaker 7: You do? You say you don't have people? Yeah, you
30:43
Speaker 7: got people. Nobody's been in the business is long and
30:46
Speaker 7: successful as you.
30:48
Speaker 1: That's right. I mean I don't have like there's daytime people.
30:52
Speaker 1: I don't have Mike. I don't have daytime people. You
30:55
Speaker 1: know what I mean? I got Pee, I don't have
30:58
Speaker 1: daytime We're very kind though to say that, think that
31:00
Speaker 1: was a compliment.
31:01
Speaker 2: Well it was so think Nonetheless, I like betting on
31:04
Speaker 2: anything NFL. Oh, my bed is what's the opening even
31:11
Speaker 2: money line that Kelsey and Swift.
31:13
Speaker 7: Even get married.
31:15
Speaker 1: Yeah. I haven't checked the odds. I wasn't gonna bring
31:18
Speaker 1: this up. I'll bring it up now. The gambling market
31:20
Speaker 1: did make an adjustment. The odds on Taylor Swift headlining
31:23
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl halftime show went way up. Well, you,
31:28
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I don't buy that. Here's why, Okay,
31:31
Speaker 1: because if the Chiefs are in the Super Bowl, why
31:34
Speaker 1: would she she's gonna want to watch the game, why
31:36
Speaker 1: is she going to do the halftime show? And if
31:38
Speaker 1: they're not in the super Bowl, why's she going to perform?
31:40
Speaker 1: Because that's embarrassing because her husband's not in the game,
31:43
Speaker 1: so I don't I don't buy that.
31:45
Speaker 7: Well, that's true. And the other thing is, if they
31:48
Speaker 7: could do it, what's the over under on how many
31:51
Speaker 7: pages the pre nup is?
31:54
Speaker 2: Oh?
31:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I said in the model, it's gonna be
31:56
Speaker 1: like the US Constitution. It's bigger than that. Yeah, And
32:00
Speaker 1: don't you isn't there some.
32:01
Speaker 2: Kind of rule?
32:02
Speaker 1: And I don't know this because I don't have any
32:03
Speaker 1: real money, so I didn't have to worry about the prenup.
32:05
Speaker 1: But if you have a lot of money, you have
32:07
Speaker 1: to there's a certain like for the prenup to hold up.
32:12
Speaker 1: You have to have it done like it is it
32:15
Speaker 1: in advancity engagement. How's it? How exactly worry? I know
32:17
Speaker 1: it's obviously before the wedding I've been married.
32:19
Speaker 7: I don't know.
32:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know there have been some prenup agreements that
32:24
Speaker 1: have fallen out in court because they didn't get stuff
32:27
Speaker 1: done in the right timeline. And so but yeah, we'll
32:32
Speaker 1: find I guess we'll find out. That'll be coming out
32:34
Speaker 1: in the next couple of days. The prenup there. Good
32:36
Speaker 1: luck with your good luck with you're gambling. I thank Mexico.
32:40
Speaker 1: Mike checking in a newby knight. Oh my god, so good.
32:45
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33:11
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33:13
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34:13
Speaker 1: Back to it? Back to It we go, and let's
34:17
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34:19
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Speaker 1: I am the NFL starting quarterback who has thrown the
34:22
Speaker 1: most interceptions since the year twenty twenty. Who is m I?
34:28
Speaker 1: That is the question? What is the answer? Bobby in
34:31
Speaker 1: Florida's going with Gordon Lightfoot as his answer, Scrooge says
34:39
Speaker 1: in the in the Bay Area says Taylor Swift and
34:41
Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey's new unborn child. Wow, what else do we have?
34:46
Speaker 1: Alf the Alien Opiner says Emergency quarterback and candy bar
34:50
Speaker 1: salesman Kendall Hinton Remember him? Yeah, I played with the Broncos.
34:55
Speaker 1: He was a lollipop Ever heard of lollipop salesman? Who else?
34:59
Speaker 1: Paul an Erko from Mister Nice Guy Dodger Legend the
35:04
Speaker 1: Mexican John Dutton says the answer is tmz Maller. That's
35:07
Speaker 1: the answer, Kyler Murray or pee Wee Herman from Spocksweed
35:12
Speaker 1: on the Oregon Trail, rock Osweiler from Eloy from Conferences
35:17
Speaker 1: Coop's childhood friend brock Osweiler. Mala prop guy says blind
35:21
Speaker 1: Scott is the answer. Winnie the Pooh from Donkey Sausage.
35:26
Speaker 1: Who else? The pastronaut Josh Dobbs of the Patriots guessed
35:30
Speaker 1: by the nature Boy. He answers the call of the wild.
35:34
Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Just Josh and Cincinnati cheated?
35:36
Speaker 1: He got it right? Bad job by him? Who else
35:39
Speaker 1: do we have? Page down? Uncle Rico guessed by Barbecuing
35:43
Speaker 1: Lynn meets very Tasty Big Lou. He's on number two?
35:48
Speaker 1: A marriage counselor Antonio Cramarti. Yes by Big Lou, who
35:51
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35:54
Speaker 1: the Pokey pokey pokey guy going with Josh Allen and
36:00
Speaker 1: as his answer, who else? Page down? All right, that's enough, Larder.
36:05
Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? Larrada, mother of the groom
36:08
Speaker 1: to be Donna Kelcey? Is it Donna Kelcey? No correct
36:13
Speaker 1: answer would be one Josh Allen of your Buffalo Bills
36:18
Speaker 1: the most intercepted quarterback since twenty twenty sixty three interceptions.
36:24
Speaker 1: He's also won an MVP Award in that time, but
36:28
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36:31
Speaker 1: the tire Iraq Play of the night, It's an NL
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Speaker 1: East showdown in the Big Apple, the fighting Phills on
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36:44
Speaker 1: had a lead, they blew the lead, and Brandon Nemos
36:49
Speaker 1: stepped up in the ninth inning and delivered two on
36:54
Speaker 1: Amo swinging a line in the left center base had
36:57
Speaker 1: put it in the box for that's up. Made it
36:59
Speaker 1: two straight up over the Phillies. Harte stores from third, the.
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Speaker 3: Mets pouring out of the duckout Nemo's waiting farm between
37:07
Speaker 3: first and second. Here comes the shower of water and
37:10
Speaker 3: sunflower seeds. How the group buck happy Mets are jumping
37:14
Speaker 3: up and down celebrating a six to five win over
37:18
Speaker 3: Joelan Duran and the Phillies.
37:21
Speaker 1: All right, Howie Rose on Mets radio with the call
37:23
Speaker 1: Brandon Nimo the single there to win the game of
37:25
Speaker 1: the night. Peter Alonzo had four hits. The Mets didn't
37:28
Speaker 1: win that game six to five, and so the Mets
37:32
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38:00
Speaker 1: who's got more breaking news on Kelsey. What's going on? David. Welcome,
38:05
Speaker 1: It's good to talk to you.
38:06
Speaker 8: Ben Hey. I'm thinking about this whole Taylor Swift and
38:09
Speaker 8: Travis Kelty thing. I like the couple, but you know,
38:13
Speaker 8: it's really interesting their age. I think they're in their
38:16
Speaker 8: early to mid thirties, and I think her biological clock
38:20
Speaker 8: is kicking. And one challenge for him his career is
38:23
Speaker 8: kind of winding down in the NFL, and what I'm
38:27
Speaker 8: thinking is that's the biggest risk. Could he lives as
38:31
Speaker 8: one of the best kept men in America or potentially
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Speaker 8: a sugar daddy. That's one of those things that people
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Speaker 8: are going to pick on him if he continues to
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Speaker 8: play football.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, he'd be the sugar baby. Yeah, he
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Speaker 1: would definitely not be the sugar daddy. I mean you
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Speaker 1: do you do understand the dynamic here, right, I mean
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Speaker 1: you understand that Taylor Swift is a made woman. You
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Speaker 1: understand that, right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 8: I may have misspoke there, Ben, Yeah, but in essence,
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Speaker 8: her wealth surpasses his, even though.
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Speaker 1: She's worth I think he's like eight hundred million or
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Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, that's uh, it's pretty good, right,
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Speaker 1: eight hundred million, he's worth eight No, she's Taylor Swift's
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Speaker 1: worth eight hundred million.
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Speaker 8: Oh, she's worth it. How about you think Travis is worth?
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Speaker 1: Travis is worth According to the Interweb, Travis Kelsey's worth
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Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty million. So it's not bad. I
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Speaker 1: think he'll be able to pay his bills, he'll be
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Speaker 1: able to have to worry about when the taxes go
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Speaker 1: up and all that stuff. You'll be in good shape, right, yeah,
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Speaker 1: you know, at least.
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Speaker 8: It sounds like there's the wealth of disparity is disparity
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Speaker 8: isn't that great?
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Speaker 1: So what are you talking about with that seven hundred
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Speaker 1: million dollars. That's even massive disparity.
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Speaker 8: But I mean, it's not like he needs her money.
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Speaker 8: That's what I'm trying to say.
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Speaker 1: Well, but if you can get her money, you know,
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Speaker 1: this could be the A lot of women have taken
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Speaker 1: men's money. This could be a win for the men.
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Speaker 1: You know, get Taylor Swift's money. Come on, Travis, come on.