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The People’s Podcast: Thor: Ragnarok Reaction & Rock Twitter Clapback · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  oh who starts when Luke's not here I don't know I don't even know anymore
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  actually yeah I always just wait for him which should we just wait for him to
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  show up all right let's just wait for
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  him welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy I don't think we can wait for him
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  no uh so in case you haveen noticed Luke's not here I'm nor we normally we
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  do this at the end of the episode yeah that's right or Midway through when we
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  try to include them in the conversation and then realize that they haven't been
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  there the whole time yeah uh he's a p Australia and uh has bad Internet so
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  he's not able to join us unfortunately well that is unfortunate
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  because uh if I might tease uh a little of the topics of this upcoming episode
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  we uh we have some The Rock news which I know Luke would be very interested to
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  hear y um uh we have some uh we have some necrophilia
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  news yep yeah we've got some sexual harassment news oh great yeah yeah we've
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  got some gender equality news okay yep um some cultural appropriation news [ __ ]
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  me I mean this is a very political uh episode God potentially uh um and Luke's
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  not here to balance us out I know Jesus
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  Christ all right um I mean we can talk about TV and movies as well I know
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  you've been watching a bit of Telly yeah well it's Halloween this week and it is
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  Halloween do they do Halloween there in Singapore have we talked about this
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  before uh they certainly do Saturday night going out drinking dress like a
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  [ __ ] all right which to me is what Halloween is all about yeah that's
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  that's what I did last night so well they certainly do it here and
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  you mean here in the United States or they in New England specifically well I
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  assume everywhere well I know I know they do do place of all Hallow's Eve
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  certainly in uh in New England they definitely do it we went to Salem again
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  last night it's becoming Halloween tradition as he would yeah MH uh was
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  very busy and a lot of people in very cool costumes they have stalls out if
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  you're in the area in I doubt you'd be in
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  quite the area randomly but if you want to make your way there to uh to Salem
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  for Halloween I recommend it it's good fun so I went to Salem uh not on
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  Halloween and it was also still full of people in costumes and cool stores and
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  so I mean they they take this to 11 on Halloween I assume yes and that's
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  because we when when you were up there it was in October and the the whole
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  thing kind of goes for the whole month oh okay so that was the Halloween yeah
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  it was the the lead okay so what you're telling me is that if I went there on
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  Tuesday afternoon in mid-march say uhuh it's it's going to just be like any
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  other sleepy little American exactly what Luke and I did the first time we
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  went and it was actually quite nice because okay there was I mean it's a
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  beautiful place yeah yeah it is it's it's a it's a really nice last little
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  town I guess a town what would you it's town I guess yeah I'd say it's a town
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  and uh yeah we caught the train up from Boston and just kind of wandered around
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  and it was nothing was open and uh and it was was cold and snowy at that point
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  and we just kind of wandered around and I like oh what a nice place and then
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  yeah Halloween's completely different H so according to uh Google uh Salem is
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  indeed a town okay you could also call it a village okay although Village feels a
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  little oldfashioned it does it reminds me of Village Cinemas H reminds me of the Village
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  People sorry yeah we saw the uh they just in the last 12 months I think uh
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  they discovered the actual location where the those accused of Witchcraft
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  were hanged and there's now there's now a memorial there that we uh we went to
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  the exact location cuz it's it's somewhere in that park right uh no it's
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  actually behind a Walgreens which is like a pharmacy uh it's it's a kind of a
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  I know the park you mean um it's actually not uh yeah they they
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  discovered I don't know how they found it actually so they were hanged in the
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  back of the Walgreens that's really interesting that's what yeah you're a
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  witch to Walgreens with you yeah it was probably just Walgreens Apothecary back
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  then it's right you know but that's good to know okay now I went into a Walgreens
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  while I was there to uh to pick up a little something that sounds so weird
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  but I just can't remember what it was that I bought from there probably
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  sunscreen or something not ventalin that's for sure that's for damn sure was actually
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  told by a pharmacist in America in Hollywood actually the first time we
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  went that um they were happy to watch me uh choke to death on the floor of the uh
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  Pharmacy before they'd give me any ventalin yeah it's a controlled
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  substance here I guess yeah actually it is here too you just don't descrition
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  for it yeah that's oh no I just wait till I'm in any other the surrounding
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  gotcha so you can't you can't walk in and buy it in Singapore correct huh
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  there you go you can't buy anything man you can't buy cough syrup or painkillers
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  or cold medicine with an active ingredient wow over the counter huh yeah
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  you just get the lowlevel [ __ ] makes you got to go to a doctor
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  how's your Healthcare over there this is not this is not an interesting or well
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  it might be interesting it's not the funniest topic uh if you're a citizen
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  and the healthcare is great um you do have to wait in line but mostly it's
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  free all right cool it's not free for me but I do uh I do enjoy First World
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  Medicine you know one of the one places in this region that that does offer that
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  very good very good so if I could just take you back to Salem yes please you
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  mentioned uh great costumes and I'd like to hear about some of the greatest well
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  there was a a flock of uh of dinosaurs which the costume is terrible but like
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  it's always funny that yeah you're talking about that kind of like plush
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  dinosaur the infl thing so there's that but that obviously not not not a huge
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  amount of effort went into that there was some good uh it was a good leather
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  face actually one of the best leather faces so I said uh good evening Madam to
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  to him and uh nice nice yeah I'm not sure if he picked up on my uh my
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  reference but uh uh what else we see oh there's a guy
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  walking around I don't know if he was supposed to be like a white walker from
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  Game of Thrones I don't watch a whole lot of Game of Thrones anymore but uh
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  but it was very elaborate Kinders were in the first scene of the first episode
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  though so yeah I know but I don't know if this specific makeup is is one from
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  the show I've seen that one guy could just been a cold guy from Walking Dead
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  I've seen you that one guy the kind of penultimate White Walker who uh the
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  second to last White Walker second yeah yep that's a joke I'm strling at the back of the
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  pack uh and I've seen that guy and it was kind of similar I guess so I don't
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  know if it was that's what he was going for okay yeah what are the creatures from Where
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  the Wild Things Are called uh uh Wild Things okay yeah the the parents were
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  dressed as that and uh the the little the had a baby in a carriage dressed as
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  the uh the kid with a little oh that's cute in the uh in the little what is it
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  a wolf out he had on yeah little onesie yeah yep yep great that was that was a
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  good one oh man so many uh it's it's kind of overwhelming
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  to be honest there's just too many too many people it's almost like if you were
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  going to go to a lot of effort it might not be worth it for that because no
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  one's going to be looking like sure the attention is not going to be uh focused
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  on you that's for sure there's too many too many right yeah you're going to have to
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  really think out inside the box then to get noticed exactly just as the Butcher
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  Babies are we going to talk about the Butcher Babies I don't know I we we just
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  cut that joke out or maybe we should leave it in but just not elaborate and
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  the listeners will know that off air we've had a conversation about the Butcher
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  Babies and they can look up what why they're in the news Google it Google it
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  you'll you'll like what you see and then you'll and then they'll get but don't
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  look at their tits whatever you do don't look at their tits they hate that not
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  anymore it used to be all right it's not anymore I [ __ ] tell you was all right
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  when I saw him yeah at The Viper Room in La
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  2011 so another thing we did this weekend on Friday night I went on a
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  haunted hay ride hey so the hay ride itself was haunted or the hay ride went
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  to haunted places uh well I think the the the idea is that the hay ride goes
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  to haunted places but this one was so it's a Miss Noma it's interesting this particular
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  one we went to last year had very good reviews people said it was a very very
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  good very good haunted haid experience this is my first haunted hay ride in
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  fact my first hay ride ever in fact I've never been on a hay ride okay I guess
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  when we grew up you didn't live quite as out in the country as I did you were a
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  good 15 minutes closer to the city than was so I guess so I guess I guess that
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  margin of hay ride was somewhere in between your house and my house you know
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  what I didn't even know they had him in Australia mate I've been on a hay ride
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  all right well for those who don't know a hay ride is you there a tractor with a
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  trailer full of hay and you sit in the trailer and they drive you around mhm
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  yeah that's that's that's about it and I got to say if it wasn't a haunted one I
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  don't know that I'd be that interested in
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  it yep yep um Fair call but a haunted one is it's kind of like you know those
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  haunted houses that they do they do them in Australia now as well I know you know
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  it's basically like you get taken through a a haunted experience or like a
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  horror experience okay so it's like a lop but you're in a hay yeah kind of
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  like a you know like a haunted house uh M you know those haunted fun house kind
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  of thing uh they do them at uh up at Universal Studios in Universal Studios
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  Movie World in uh in in on the Gold Coast now yep sure they have the
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  Halloween stuff there do you have that kind of stuff in Singapore uh we have a
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  Universal Studios here that does have a Halloween thing okay but I've not been
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  to it but I imagine that that's probably what it's like so basically sit in the
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  back of this this trailer and uh it takes you through the woods basically
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  here mhm and uh at certain points you come to an area where the lights will
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  come on and then a kind of horror scene will play out o okay
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  yeah and like as I said it got very good reviews last year so we're we're looking
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  forward to it
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  uh mostly this year it was uh children
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  who are the the actors in it so they're you know good on them for for working a
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  job uh mostly it was children dressed in just their normal clothes but with a
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  mask on that that sort of covered their
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  face uh yelling at us oh and kind of coming out of the woods in the dark and
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  just kind of you know loudly yelling in your ear cuz that's scary so there was a
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  lot of that I assume you're being a little factious and when you say
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  children you mean like a bunch ofen [ __ ] drama students right from from
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  high school like some of them were were very young like teenagers and I think
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  possibly even you know slightly so so what you're saying is you you could have
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  done a better haunted hay ride well sure I guess no I'm not having a go I reckon
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  you probably could have there's some sections of it that were pretty good uh
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  you know like and and they they did you go to some there was a guy with like a a
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  lawn mow mounted on a a thing with a person under it and he you know ride on
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  Mower and he start the M two kids two kids doing
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  it but there was one section which was this was act this is L the Highlight I'm
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  I'm sure this was the highlight for everybody mhm so we're going through the
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  woods uh it's all these kind of horror themed things and then we get to the
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  gates from Jurassic Park and I'm like what and then you can hear
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  people going Jurassic Park and then so you we go through the
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  gates and it's kind of like a fairly elaborate little setup where there's
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  like a Jeep upside down and like everything's trashed and I was like okay
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  what's going to happen yeah and then the music from Jurassic Park starts they've
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  got like a speaker somewhere and then the lights like come up a bit further
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  and two guys or two kids uh in those
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  inflatable dinosaur costumes run out and start dancing around and then there's
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  like a record scratch and then this like club dance music starts and then they
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  just start trashing everything and like like I'm not it was hysterical like oh
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  man I like everybody was crying laughing because it was just so weird like they
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  had like they ran into like a little office area they set up the guy one of
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  the dinosaurs grabbed like a chair I was just smashing things with the chair and
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  like and and then the the trucks started moving again and then like he was
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  chasing after it you know like like in Jurassic Park uh except he get to the
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  back everyone was laughing he was like shut up shut up it was the weirdest
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  thing I've ever seen oh man I don't even know how to respond to this except that
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  I wish to Christ I was there it's honestly the most surreal thing I've
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  ever experienced wow well look I mean Jurassic Park is essentially a horror
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  movie it's essentially a slasher movie just it's the format of a slasher movie
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  but with scientists and dinosaurs yeah but that's what makes it so good right
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  it's a thriller yes this was not an accurate Recreation of the film by any
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  means no sure no yeah more Dennis nedre uh less
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  um it was it was very funny I I just I was thinking like I imagine this this
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  these two kids and it would be like Carl and I in high school or something yeah
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  like we've got a great idea for a scene for the haunted ha ride and then yeah
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  some for some reason somebody has let us do make up a skit for the haunted ha
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  ride yeah it's going to be Jurassic Park uh we'll be our favorite movie and we're
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  just going to be throwing a tanty and like tossing stuff around and at some
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  point one of you one of either you or Carl went wait okay just hold on for a
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  sec I've I've got it I've got it halfway through there's a record
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  scratch and we just we just go [ __ ] nuts yeah he was going berserk like
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  smashing everything with a chair it was I it was the funniest thing just because
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  it was so unexpected like I feel like if I'd known what I was in for it probably
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  wouldn't have been as funny but just it was so [ __ ]
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  weird and then uh and then it went back to being yelled at by kids I just don't
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  like watching young people do anything you know there some of it was very
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  cringy like everything young people do is cringey um now that I'm at a certain
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  age in my life uh we went to see a play a few weeks ago we were in Georgetown in
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  panang uh which is an ex British colony and now it's this cute little town in
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  North Malaysia but they had this uh Arts Festival and so we were going to see a
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  few plays and we ended up seeing this one where these
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  American people of the young variety uh
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  were doing a and I and I I [ __ ] you not this was the dialogue and it was things
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  like who am I what does it mean to be me what's my place in the world what is my
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  generation going to contribute to society and I was like no [ __ ] no and
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  you probably think this is so deep right you think you're so [ __ ] deep right
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  now that you couldn't be more of a cliche
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  yeah yeah children young
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  people so that's my haunted haid experience oh and uh what else um there
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  was a another part where it was like a a fun house theme right with clowns okay
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  okay and and the music was uh you know Last Resort by Papa Roach uh yes I do
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  you know that guitar cut my life into
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  pieces yeah my oh no that's broken
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  imagine that but played on like like a horn like clown horns you know like oh
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  my God what that was the music and I was like this is Papa Roach and then amazing
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  with a bunch of scary clowns running around smashing things and uh yeah with
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  like one of those those things that goes yeah yeah
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  wow well look on that on on that topic and I don't want to move off too far but
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  just as a quick segue um you mentioned Papa Roach um just I'll give a little
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  bit of an update for the listeners because a lot of people were really
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  interested to see whether my sudden relapse into love for Li biscuit was
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  just a flash in a pan Jenna is cly waiting for an update it was not week to
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  I am still dead set into them I've [ __ ] I've overplayed $3 Billy all um
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  wow back and forth and I just just [ __ ] love it man that's where I am in
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  my life right now I see I'm mid 1990s limb biscuit that's where
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  I am can we get the word out to Fred dur that it may be time for a reunion if
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  they might still be going they did release a an album called Gold Cobra a
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  few years ago okay yeah and uh they also did we I don't know if we ever talked
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  about this they did a thing um there was an album that they put out and was only
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  over like half an album like or like four tracks cuz they couldn't get the
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  whole album done they put it out anyway and they would and then on the always a
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  good sign yeah on the CD and this was pre I think this is before you could
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  even get you know DVD stuff on a CD you know they kind of did those hybrid
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  things this was before that there was just like a like a QuickTime move on the
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  data part of the disc that was like a little documentary just about how their drama
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  is a [ __ ] witht and I'm not joking it's like there's a a a thing I forget the
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  name of the album it's like it's it's only got a few tracks on it and if you
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  put the disc in there's like a video it's probably on YouTube actually
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  someone I'm sure someone's put it up there it was a video about how I guess
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  he's like addicted to heroin or something and he's just a he was just
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  like not showing up and it's like a like a short documentary just about this is
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  why we kicked him out of the band and
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  like it was really weird that is so Lim
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  biscuit yeah exactly you know what I've just realized was just talking about
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  like do they have a new album right in my head their new album is results May
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  Vary but that's from 2003 right that's the one with that's the other guitarist
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  right that's it Behind Blue Eyes yeah
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  yeah exactly they covered the who yeah oh yeah no I'm familiar with it I just
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  you're familiar with results May bury I'm sure you are yeah no where's band
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  not my favorite got to say yeah I
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  know fine bit more uh electronic in that album too than
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  previous little bit of little bit of DM as the kids call it
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  now exactly so your um haunted hayride just with getting taken around on a
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  tractor and then spotlights shining on things happening y reminds me a lot of a
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  night safari that I did once in rural Thailand where hell that sounds
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  terrifying yeah you you basically just driving around in in a Jeep in the dark
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  and it occasionally would they would just turn on a spotlight uh pointed right at it an
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  absolutely startled and bewildered wild animal that would just stare back at you
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  and you know when you point a light right in somebody's eyes and you can't
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  even see the eye you can literally see the back wall of the eye yeah yeah there
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  was a lot of that it was a lot of that going on yeah yeah the uh the old reflected light
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  what kind of animals did they have uh uh a lot of animals that shouldn't really
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  be in rural Thailand so yeah right you know like lions and tigers and bears
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  correct yeah oh my speaking of which do we want some
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  animal news because we've got some animal news do we oh yeah okay yeah sure
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  we got some animal news some uh some natural history here but it also crosses
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  over into gender identity news oh not gender identity uh what am I trying to
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  say sexual orientation news we have I don't know if we want to have a jingle for
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  that we do have a gay news jingle we got a gay news jingle let's play the gay
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  news jingle all right oh boy you're [ __ ]
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  me in the AR all right then all right go
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  you're the well I guess that's why they call it
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  gay news
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  why do we have this Matt I I only have a
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  vague recollection of this and I cannot for the life of me remember why the [ __ ]
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  we thought it was okay to record B we're going to get letters we're going
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  to get letters I think the pitch was mhm gay Sailors and Elton
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  John I'm pretty sure that's what you demanded from me and and that's what I
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  gave you look I remember I remember being specific about it and I remember not being
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  disappointed so well done uh on your uh yeah your C Shanty you're old timey sea
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  shanty yeah I wish on knew what we were talking about that spawned that it's a
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  very old but anyway Matt if you want to come into uh gay news if you want to
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  come into gay news I just I just don't know how to tread lightly on this one um
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  so I'll just Dive Right In the world's oldest living creature is gay fair
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  enough yeah so uh this is a tortoise uh who's
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  186 years old holy crap nam's Jonathan
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  right H he's very old yes and uh and and
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  he he is what the scientific Community
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  terms a Wally woter he a he's a homosexual he has a life partner that
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  he's been dating since uh 1991 H so that's a decent length of time um they
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  do everything together they sleep eat uh and if you're wondering yes your
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  perverts they do have penetrative gay
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  sex and I've just yeah they they used to
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  think he was a she her name was freder and then after requiring some
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  medical attention they were like what's this and uh it was uh is that a little
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  tortoise penis apparently it was and so
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  Jonathan and uh and there you go that's
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  that's kind of adorable yeah totes
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  adorbs so uh they voted yes did
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  you not you obviously no they don't let me vote on anything anymore they took
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  that away [ __ ] real quick licky split
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  licky split I moved I got a letter that said we're going to remove you from the
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  Electoral rooll and I was like all right [ __ ]
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  wow like I don't know how they knew yeah CU you still vote right uh yes I do
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  still vote they basically said if you're not planning on coming back anytime soon
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  then we're going to remove you and I was like well I'm not really I guess yeah
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  I'm not going to lie so yeah I guess I don't vote anymore and
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  then and then and then this all happened and I was like well I wish I bece to be
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  fair Matt you went 35 odd years without voting you you've only just recently
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  signed up for it so it's not like you're giving away a right that you really
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  valued they didn't let me vote for 30 yeah 35 odd years and then I finally got
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  the chance to do it once and then they took it away again maybe you did it
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  wrong maybe you voted for Tony Abbott and they were like no none of that [ __ ]
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  I can tell you now I did not oh that's that's adorable and uh and
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  they're they're still going how old oh it doesn't say I was going to say how
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  the boyfriend but it doesn't say very
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  young very very young and he's
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  Asian no he's neither of those things but paints a picture right it does I was
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  talking about the turtle not you oh taurise sorry taurtis Zing yeah
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  tortoise you know what a turtle is same
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  thing wonder if Luke saw blade running yet [ __ ] I can't stop thinking about that movie
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  I know it's so good is blind and can't smell but he has
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  excellent hearing how do they know he can't smell
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  I guess they observe him guess he stops doing the things they do when they just
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  put stinky [ __ ] near him and see if he reacts no nothing
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  nothing but but he also can't talk so for all we know he's like I can smell
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  that I'm just too old to [ __ ] react he's like that is
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  foul where did you even get that yeah what the [ __ ] is wrong with
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  you
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  people frequent mating sessions oh fre and 186 years
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  old yeah yep pretty good There's Hope for all of us
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  yeah hope I'm having that much gay sex when I'm 186 years old [ __ ] you might as
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  well if you get to that age I love this this line though from
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  the article this is on Huffington Post by the way the exact date of his birth
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  is unknown but a photograph of Jonathan taken around 1886 suggests his [ __ ]
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  1886 he's wearing like old timey clothes he's got born that was just the oldest
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  photograph of him yeah that's what I'm imagining bowler hat and a twirly mustache
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  yeah looking L another guy except hiding it he's he's got a wife and and the and
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  some kids but he's like looking at this other
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  guy and just off camera yeah you know what Matt so I've just
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  located this uh I've just located this photograph from
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  1886 in the archive the the tortoise is
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  not wearing a hat or mustache of any kind but you will not be disappointed to
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  find that all the human beings and there are four of them are oh perf they've all
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  got the old timey beards two of them have bowler hats and one of them has one
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  of those oldy Colonial helmets on Wow here I'll paste it
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  in pasting it under segments under gay news
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  segments uh I like how you get
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  google.com.sg oh wow look at that you're right and that doesn't look like a baby
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  tortoise either no no what I mean no they say uh I mean this is what I I learned from a
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  book when I was young and this could be [ __ ] but I learned that these
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  tortoises is is he a [Music]
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  gapusan tortoise uh that these things that giant
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  Tais in general they don't die of old age they'll die because they get sick or
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  something and I don't know if that's true or they just hadn't observed one
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  just dying yeah and I think that's that can be said about a couple of animals
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  too I think did I read that jellyfish don't die of natural causes you know
• 29:32
  something's got to kill a jellyfish yeah yeah like a
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  vampire basically exactly like a vampire and they have no
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  [Laughter] reflection that's why the jellyfish always has bad
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  hair well I see through well that's uh that's gay
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  tortoise news for this yeah that's old timey gay tortoise news for this
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  week we do we got some Halloween news too actually oh yeah well this is our
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  unofficial Halloween special yes in that there's nothing special about it it's
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  just coming out nearish to Halloween I'm pretty sure that's how all of our
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  Halloween specials are in fact this will come out on Halloween right uh close to
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  I think it'll come out like the day probably listen to this where you are in
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  the world uh no what I talking about just because the time doesn't mean the
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  day is different Halloween is on Tuesday okay and this will come out overnight
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  Monday night you'll listen to this on the work on the way to work on Tuesday
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  morning which is Halloween so happy Halloween of course yeah of course it
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  comes out on Monday here but uh it'll be Tuesday in Australia and oh it's Monday
• 30:44
  morning for you and Monday night for us Monday it's Monday afternoon we put it out here
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  yeah but uh the you I mean this is a sensitive subject and I don't want to you know
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  okay don't want to upset anybody but you're not allow to
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  dress as a bunch of stuff anymore uh
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  yeah that's true uh because you you just
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  can't do anything now you can't do
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  anything and I think for some reason people it seems fairly obvious to me
• 31:20
  that yeah some stuff's not not okay but there's a lot of other stuff that I'm
• 31:24
  I'm like really come on yeah so people seem to go silly with it you know the
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  last couple of years a couple of things have been flagged as things that are not
• 31:35
  okay M right like dressing like the the popular red Indian costume the cowboy in
• 31:40
  Indian kind of costume people have been doing that for years and then the
• 31:44
  Indians came out and so the Native Americans rather came out and said can
• 31:47
  you please not do that it's actually horribly offensive to us and everyone
• 31:51
  went yeah you know what fine okay yeah fine but now it's extended into uh
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  basically you're not allowed to dress as anything that you're not yeah which is
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  the point of dressing up right right uh
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  so there's a quote here um basically
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  college campuses across the world particularly North America here
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  according to this article in New York Times but obviously they're slightly
• 32:20
  regionally biased but uh I'm trying to find the
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  quote oh yes here we
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  go pretending for fun or profit or profit okay don't know how that works
• 32:37
  trick- or treating I guess to be a member of an ethnic racial or gender
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  group to which you do not belong
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  right and uh so there was a kafuffle a while ago
• 32:53
  about the Moana costumes because if your kid wants to dress as Mo
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  and chances are just because statistically speaking this you know
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  chances are not a Pacific Islander so yeah there was there was some uproar
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  about that and I I mean I kind of get it but then again I mean but you're not
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  dressing like a a I was going to say a specific Islander a Pacific Islander
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  you're dressing like dressing a specific exactly yeah exactly but I mean you
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  could say that about Pocahontas too right yes I kind of I can see the point
• 33:29
  about pokahontas a little bit because depending on on which one which
• 33:33
  pokahontas because sure yeah I mean if you're dressing as the 9-year-old
• 33:38
  historical poker hunst that got syphilis off a when a bunch of British Sailors
• 33:43
  [ __ ] her and then kidnapped her and talk her back to England that's probably
• 33:47
  okay to dress like her you're probably not dressing like that though but you're
• 33:50
  probably not that would be one hell of a costume though Jesus how do you show in
• 33:55
  one costume that you're Native American that you're 9 years old and that you have syphilis
• 34:02
  listeners podcast at multipl nerdgasm tocom no don't don't write in about
• 34:07
  this don't write in a picture is worth a thousand words Dan multipler gas.com
• 34:12
  send it straight to Dan fine it's fine I'll filter through the garbage I want
• 34:17
  to see you're allow to uh you allow to dress as like a Poncho Villa or a
• 34:23
  marachi band uh that kind of stuff and no Caitlyn Jenna that's been cited
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  specifically here um you're not allowed to dress as a gisha or a samurai even if you're
• 34:36
  Japanese H okay because guem even if you're Japanese you're neither a gaian
• 34:42
  nor a samurai so you're offending someone but a few other a few other
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  costumes that have been banned from college campuses include a Crayola
• 34:53
  crayon a cup of Starbucks coffee what
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  and Waldo from the we's Waldo
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  books okay yeah so director of diversity at the University of Washington has come
• 35:08
  out and said quote if there's a Gray Line it's best to just stay away from it
• 35:12
  yeah end quot where's the line is different line with W I think there's
• 35:18
  the that's the thing is I think just use a bit of Common Sense and then don't I
• 35:22
  don't know people I don't know why people assume the worst of people like if I'm
• 35:28
  it's not because I'm like being a dick okay for example Matt I saw some
• 35:34
  pictures on Instagram this week of you dressed up as something that you're not
• 35:38
  that's right the wolf from Red Riding Hood correct I mean do you expect to be
• 35:44
  stopped on the street and have somebody say Excuse me sir are you the wolf from
• 35:48
  Red Riding Hood no then that's offensive take that off it's it's only offensive
• 35:53
  to wolves I guess that would be so so a
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  wolf if wolf picketed their University yeah I know I know where
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  you're coming from I just I just look I get it don't be offensive
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  don't be a [ __ ] with about it but but is Waldo from where's Waldo really
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  offended is it a real person who actually I didn't know Waldo was a
• 36:19
  document pardon me documentary yeah I wasn't sure it was either but I guess I
• 36:24
  guess it is I guess I guess books have
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  the same as you and I uh why can't you
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  dress as
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  Waldo oh man there are some sexy Wares Waldo characters of course you know I
• 36:44
  was I was looking for uh I cuz I bought the shirt and stuff that I wore as the
• 36:48
  as the the wolf and so I went I was actually in Walmart looking at things
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  and I was like I want to be uh I want to accurate so I'm going to look up wolf
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  costume and uh after I scroll through 10
• 37:05
  pages of sexy ladies in uh in like just basically just wearing like a fake tail
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  and a and a bikini yeah I'm looking at it now of course you are I eventually
• 37:17
  found out that he wears like a plaid shirt like a kind of a lumberjack look
• 37:22
  apparently okay yeah but I'm not a lumberjack so
• 37:28
  oh God you're not are you we're being we're GNA get complaints we're
• 37:32
  going to get complaints then we're being from Lumberjacks just don't be a dick at
• 37:37
  Halloween that's the rule Matt next year luk was here to discuss why blackace
• 37:42
  isn't racist again yeah see here's the thing right because Luke is always the
• 37:46
  first person to stop us I know from like going on a tangent right and yet he's
• 37:53
  the one who openly supports blackace he doesn't support it
• 37:58
  he does he says he doesn't know what's wrong with it he has publicly spoken in
• 38:03
  favor of it I think the the the issue here
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  is uh either you're assuming that well I think you've got to be assuming
• 38:14
  malicious intent in order to be upset about it you know maybe but then again I
• 38:18
  think it's it's also possible to inadvertently offend somebody cuz Luke
• 38:22
  would never offend somebody so he that's why he doesn't understand that anything
• 38:26
  could be offend was doing it there's no way that he wants to upset anyone no but it's a
• 38:32
  slippery slope it comes back to that either everything's okay or nothing is
• 38:37
  yeah cuz people can't be trusted to make the difference and every time you make a
• 38:40
  differentiation someone comes out and goes actually no I relate as Waldo and
• 38:45
  I'm offended yeah mat if you wouldn't mind just scrolling down to segments
• 38:49
  again I've just I've just pasted in a little picture here if you do the wolf
• 38:52
  costume again uh this is the costume I'd like you to wear let's have a look
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  [Music]
• 40:59
  so this is an Australian comedian you can't see me right now uh because this
• 41:04
  is an audible medium but I'm doing air quotes around the word comedian okay um
• 41:09
  called Ben POG pobg POG I don't know
• 41:15
  it's written down um who tweeted at the Rock uh when The Rock tweeted at a uh a
• 41:22
  WWE wrestler called Kurt Angel uh and said uh
• 41:28
  uh congratulations on your return to the
• 41:30
  WWE ring have fun tonight and uh Ben POG
• 41:35
  tweeted at him and said Dwayne wrestling isn't real it's time you knew right and
• 41:41
  I mean it's not a great joke but you know but he went for it he went for it sure
• 41:48
  um and Dwayne The Rock Johnson tweeted back and said correct I do in fact know
• 41:55
  wrestling isn't real that's why I said have fun and I also know that you can go
• 42:00
  [ __ ]
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  yourself that is very funny yeah and uh and then now plenty of fans
• 42:12
  have piled on and uh and unfortunately Ben pubg has probably now been shamed
• 42:18
  from the internet yeah let me check n probably not no he's all right
• 42:24
  Ben pobg who is Ben
• 42:28
  POG oh yeah he looks like a quote
• 42:36
  comedian wonder if Luke knows that wrestling's not real I
• 42:42
  think I think telling Luke that wrestling isn't real would be like
• 42:47
  telling a child that there is no Santa like yes it's the truth but why would
• 42:52
  you let the kid pretend for just a little while
• 42:58
  longer he there is some followup on this by the way later Ben Pui tweeted I'm
• 43:04
  playing a dangerous game hoping the rock gets my zany sense of humor and doesn't
• 43:08
  just have me killed to which Dwayne The Rock Johnson replied haha I just hit you
• 43:13
  back yes I not only got the zany but I appreciate appreciated it as well and
• 43:17
  there's a little high five and then Ben pobg said sir you are
• 43:22
  a gentleman and an artist and Dwayne replied there are so few of us left and
• 43:26
  they of this bump yeah is that a fist bump or is that him punching him in the
• 43:30
  [ __ ] face it might be it might be him giving him the people's fist to the
• 43:35
  face is any are the Rock's body parts just known as The People's whatever like
• 43:41
  does the rock have the people's
• 43:43
  penis uh let me Google the people's
• 43:49
  penis okay some pretty interesting stuff comes up on Google image search when you
• 43:55
  Google the people's penis mhm mostly uh
• 43:58
  mostly a building uh in China that looks
• 44:02
  like a penis fair enough then there's an article on men's health nine places you
• 44:07
  should never stick your penis so I'm just opening that up near the rock one
• 44:12
  of them I guess yeah okay let's have a look at this it's
• 44:18
  waiting for an ad to close Okay bastards oh come on come on come on come
• 44:25
  on come on how do I come on [Music]
• 44:31
  camele no no you don't want me to look at this page why you doing that podcast multip
• 44:37
  nerd gm.com M nerdgasm on Twitter multiple nerdgasm on Facebook multiple
• 44:40
  nerdgasm on Instagram get in touch with us send us in some news some stories we
• 44:44
  got send in a lot of dick news if you want to send in some dick news I mean
• 44:46
  you send in any kind of news we don't you know there's no rules we ask for any
• 44:51
  type of news to be sent in but it's dick news always dick new that most people
• 44:55
  interpret that as when people read a news article about
• 44:59
  something's dick they go you know who's going to love this multiple nasm yeah I
• 45:03
  know why so um I was I was going to have some hilarity right now uh reading
• 45:09
  through the list of uh seven places not to stick your dick but uh but Men's
• 45:14
  Health apparently don't want you to read any articles they just want you to look
• 45:17
  at popups that you can't close down so uh Men's Health uh congratulations your
• 45:22
  website is uh is a little 1995 for my tastes
• 45:44
  [Music]
• 46:27
  and there also uh if if enough people want people keep saying they wanted us
• 46:30
  to do video they want to see us for some reason I don't know why especially cuz
• 46:35
  like I mean it's it's 9:30 a.m. now but uh I mean it was it was 8:30 a.m. on a
• 46:41
  Sunday mhm yeah when we started not at your best in other words no no I'm not
• 46:46
  so you're still kind of half dressed
• 46:47
  like a wolf half not yeah
• 46:53
  yeah look while we're uh yeah I mean this is the Halloween special right so
• 46:58
  it's I mean it's okay to talk about
• 47:00
  scary things right um so do we've got
• 47:06
  some necrofilia news oh dear this week I don't know if we've got a jingle for
• 47:11
  that because I it hasn't really come up before I don't think we do let me have a
• 47:16
  look is there something I mean I mean 20 years ago you and I both uh start in a
• 47:23
  in a film yes a uh a narrative
• 47:27
  fiction film about a
• 47:30
  necrophiliac uh truth mixed
• 47:35
  reviews but this is a real story and this is uh this is something that
• 47:39
  happened in Bolivia right where I'll just preface this story by saying where
• 47:45
  there is no law against necrophilia oh now I assume that's just
• 47:51
  cuz it's never come up before so they've never needed to actually make a law
• 47:54
  about it right not that they're okay
• 47:57
  with it right but I guess that said if you are a
• 48:02
  necrophiliac uh and you are looking for some place to avoid capture uh you could
• 48:08
  try Bolivia although this particular guy is in a little bit of hot water for it
• 48:13
  um this is a nurse at a morg who was caught [ __ ] a woman I should say [ __ ] a woman's
• 48:20
  dead Corps uh by said woman's husband
• 48:24
  mhm yeah in the morg uh while the husband was filling out the paperwork
• 48:29
  gone for a minute came back in Saw nurse
• 48:34
  [ __ ] corpse of dead wife and then beat him yeah yeah so he has played
• 48:40
  Insanity uh he is claiming that he went into a Fugue State and remembers nothing
• 48:46
  yeah uh until he took a Blow To The Head from the husband yes that's right he
• 48:51
  said it was like being in a trance something happened in my head and the
• 48:55
  next thing I remember was feeling a blow from behind as the woman's husband hit me
• 49:02
  so don't know about that don't know whether you can slip into a corpse
• 49:06
  [ __ ] Fugue State that's what this guy claims never happened to me personally
• 49:11
  so I guess uh yeah they're trying to figure out what they can charge him for
• 49:15
  at this point yeah yeah because necrophilia is is not a crime apparently
• 49:21
  uh profaning a corpse and obscene acts are illegal so having your dick out I
• 49:27
  guess is a charge yeah Y and in the in the office yeah dicks out in the office
• 49:32
  is uh is frowned upon in most jurisdictions yes um
• 49:39
  unfortunately well what a what a strange turn of events and uh and do we know was
• 49:44
  he inspired by the film necro do we at least have a trailer or something that
• 49:48
  we can uh put up on the Internet because uh it's not up to me I don't know if
• 49:53
  we're gonna put the whole film on there but uh not to me
• 49:59
  we can talk to the director yeah absolutely the man who looked at you and
• 50:04
  said that's my necrophiliac well actually I wasn't
• 50:09
  originally supposed to play the necrophiliac so what uh what prompted
• 50:14
  the what prompted the change in casting at last minute I don't think I don't
• 50:18
  know we want to talk about this on the podcast fair enough all right but I mean
• 50:24
  I have my suspicions yeah right
• 50:29
  yeah anyway I'll see if we can get some corpse [ __ ] clips of Matt uh to put
• 50:34
  on the multiple nerdgasm YouTube and then uh and then I will be
• 50:38
  banned from Bolivia I assume well no apparently not because there's nothing
• 50:41
  wrong you will be welcomed with open arms to Bolivia and you will also be
• 50:46
  able to dress as a necrophiliac on any college campus in North America good
• 50:52
  point hey have you watched mind Hunter yet look I've heard a lot of good things
• 50:58
  about mind Hunter so I popped it on the other day and I watched about half an
• 51:03
  hour of the first episode and I must admit it hasn't grabbed me yet really
• 51:08
  because it seems to be about a school teacher who thinks he's better than
• 51:12
  everyone else at doing FBI stuff and school teacher he's just teaching
• 51:18
  classes and [ __ ] yeah yeah he's an FBI agent he's uh yeah but but he doesn't
• 51:23
  I've not I've not seen him Outdoors he's not like a fox molder a he's a teacher
• 51:29
  he is yeah uh well you it become about any serial killers or anything or is it
• 51:35
  just about this guy and his theories it does it's about it's based on a true
• 51:39
  story it's about uh it's said in the 70s and it's
• 51:44
  about when the FBI started to kind of
• 51:48
  realize that serial killers weren't
• 51:51
  weren't like everyone else sort of and right it it's they weren't your run-of-the-mill
• 51:58
  murderers no and they didn't they weren't motivated by the things that
• 52:02
  people assumed they were motivated by you know for example they often assume
• 52:06
  that you know Crimes of Passion or um or that people were just born evil like
• 52:12
  those were the kind of the options was oh this guy was just evil and then and
• 52:15
  then kind of it's about when like this guy and and then later on he kind of
• 52:20
  joins up with some some other people and they're kind of going more into the
• 52:25
  psychology of it and and looking into you know like are they born that way or
• 52:31
  are they made and and if so what makes them and what motivates them and uh and
• 52:37
  then they begin to interview they go to interview serial killers in around the
• 52:42
  US um and kind of say why did you do it you know what tell me about yourself and
• 52:48
  they kind of happy to help happy to help not all of them no some of them are but but
• 52:54
  that's that's the thing is some of one of the the traits of a of someone uh
• 52:58
  like that is that they do want to talk about it they do want you to know and uh
• 53:02
  there's a really great little like it's just it's pretty good because they go
• 53:06
  from town to town interview these people and they get kind of the the police in
• 53:09
  the town start asking them questions about local cases and stuff like that
• 53:12
  and there's a moment where uh they they talking about like a case and one of the
• 53:18
  local cops they chatting it's like a small town he's like ah no we got no
• 53:21
  idea we think it was like a Drifter because and then the the the FBI agents
• 53:25
  like oh and Pro it's probably someone from the town to be honest and then he
• 53:30
  um he says you know have you got any suspects and like oh we just talk to
• 53:32
  this one guy cuz he came up to the crime scene he was asking a lot of questions
• 53:35
  but I mean he wouldn't do that if he was a criminal kind of thing and then
• 53:39
  they're like they're like well actually uh turns out they uh they do do that and
• 53:44
  everyone's like and everyone's like what so it's just yeah it's pretty
• 53:48
  interesting it's kind of the dawn of all that it sounds interesting and I will uh
• 53:53
  I will proceed yeah yeah the makings of all the stuff that we know now about uh
• 53:59
  they call them sequence killers in the uh in the show I'm not sure I guess they
• 54:03
  hadn't coined that the phrase serial killers yet I'll be honest Matt sequence
• 54:07
  Killers is a bit is a bit cooler they come up there's sections where they they
• 54:12
  they do they come up with the terminology and stuff in it too cuz they
• 54:15
  like this is and it's I I don't know it's find really fascinating because
• 54:18
  they they got a lot of push back too from people saying like what are we what
• 54:21
  are we worrying about this for and he's like no it's important it's like yeah
• 54:25
  I'm I'm I'm really enjoying it it's actually uh kind of more what I wish
• 54:31
  True Detective had been like it's more
• 54:37
  uh it's more about the uh I guess the uh the killer
• 54:43
  than it is about you know being a badass
• 54:47
  Action Hero y your detective went a bit bit far down in that vein for me where
• 54:53
  he where you know Matthew m mcc's character was just good at everything
• 54:59
  and uh he's like I'm going to go under the cover this week I'm going to I'm
• 55:03
  going to fake being you know I'm going to take a bunch of drugs and go
• 55:05
  undercover and then this week I'm going to be like you know I'm going to be the
• 55:09
  best detective in the world and this week I'm going to do this
• 55:13
  like yeah you're not wrong you're not wrong look it sounds good I'm going to
• 55:20
  push on with it uh because I I was about to say I do like serial killers but
• 55:24
  that's a weird thing to say isn't it directed by David Fincher okay well I'd
• 55:29
  like I'd like David Fincher so that's that's a plus mhm You' seen that new uh
• 55:34
  series not sure if it's launched yet but um the one about the uh the cult cult
• 55:41
  stuff what's it called uh American Horror Story no no no no no it's about
• 55:46
  there is at the jonest toown oh I don't know that sounds interesting
• 55:51
  Netflix probably watch it cult
• 55:58
  no can't remember what it was anyway something's coming up and it looks good
• 56:03
  you watched American Vandal on Netflix Matt no I was going to I've got to I've
• 56:08
  got get around to that that's the one where the someone draws a dick on stuff
• 56:12
  someone draws uh a lot of dicks and it this show is
• 56:19
  fantastic all right so this this is a mockumentary that's a response to your
• 56:26
  making a murderer and the the Jinx and Cal and all of those kind of episodic
• 56:31
  Mysteries and this is a mystery too only no has been murdered someone's just
• 56:34
  drawn a bunch of dicks but the writing is so good it it
• 56:39
  is layered with Clues and and red herrings and
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  it's it's such an amazing commitment to what is essentially just a dick joke
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  yeah right okay you know all righted you should give it a go
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  yeah yeah that's on Netflix also I saw I saw that it's on there it is it is you
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  saw something else I haven't seen this week uh and I know Luke has seen it too
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  um but uh but I still haven't seen Thor rangar rock well it's uh it's only been
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  out a few days so um no spoilers yet but Luke is back on the podcast next week y
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  uh and that'll be two weeks so watch out because he will be spoiling it for you
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  all I'm not going to talk about Ragnarok I'm just saying rangnarok
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  because Luke is a ranger yeah he is um and he loves the
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  rock good point there you go yeah um so I'm not going to talk about anything
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  that's in the movie uh because everything in the movie is a wonderful
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  surprise um suffice it to say uh that
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  this is if this is not the best Marvel movie
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  it's the second best second only Guardians of the Galaxy huh um and
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  it's it's just it's just so good man
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  it's so [ __ ] good all right it's good in all the ways you want it to be and
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  it's it's it's it's real funny man it's it's like it's so funny but not in a way
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  that spoofs the genre okay like you know how you know how Thor movies even within
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  the spectrum of the Marvel movies are kind of like a genre under themselves
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  right they're a little bit more serious than the other ones sure you know
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  um this still is it's still kind of in that in that same world but they manag
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  to just be really funny at the same time and it just works so well so go and see
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  it oh I definitely I definitely will I will definitely see it this
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  week and then we can talk spoilers next week yeah I'm just going to Rattle off
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  whole bunch of spoilers forced us to do with Blade
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  Runner yeah Hees he's not even interested in
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  like making context no no that's right does this happen yes or no does this
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  happen yes or no look speaking of things that may or
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  may not happen in movies um the producers of James Bond right after
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  [ __ ] how long Bond been around [ __ ] 60 years 50 years well longer
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  because the films have been around 50 something years but the he's been around
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  since was like when did he write the books like the 20s or something yeah uh
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  I don't know if it that old but it is still pretty old um but finally in the
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  year 2017 someone at the studio has asked the question is James Bond
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  sexually harassing Miss money
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  peny because she works for him and he he
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  tells her a lot of times that he wants to have sex with her yeah and he doesn't
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  actually do it but he just makes it clear that he wants to yeah uh so that's
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  not okay anymore no well it's one of those things that that
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  was fine at the time I guess and sort of even
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  endearing and then now it's kind of like no one's noticed that he's still doing
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  it yeah that's right he's like he's Harvey Weinstein it for too long right
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  and uh and and now that everyone's talking about it it's like can we also
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  talk about James Bond and his thorough creepiness towards the [ __ ] secretary
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  well and I mean a lot of women to be honest he we've talked before about I I
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  found his his relationship with Monica kushi's character in in Spectre to be
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  really strange like that whole sequence was very strange and I was like that's I
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  don't know it's little rapy little rapy and there's one of the old ones I mean
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  the there's ones from the Shan connory era ones where he [ __ ] slaps women he
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  hits them in the face pushes them against the wall to [ __ ] kiss opinion
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  about that kind of thing yeah he certainly has and uh actually you know
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  what do I have that here we could listen to it again let me find it [ __ ] Sean
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  con to be clear before Matt plays this we're not laughing at what he says we're
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  laughing at the sheer stupidity of the man who thinks this is okay to say you
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  did an interview in which you said it's not the worst thing to slap a woman now
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  and then as I remember you said you don't do it with a clenched fist it's
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  better to do it with an open hand yeah remember that yeah yeah I didn't love
• 1:01:42
  that I haven't changed my opinion you haven't no not at all you think it's
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  good to slap a woman no I don't think it's good I you don't think it's bad I
• 1:01:50
  don't think it's that bad I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances
• 1:01:54
  and if it merits it yeah what would Merit it well if you have tried
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  everything else and women are pretty good at this that they can't leave it
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  alone they don't they want to have the the last word and you give them the last
• 1:02:09
  last word but they're not happy with the last word they want to say it again and
• 1:02:14
  and get into a really provocative situation
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  then I think it's absolutely right what would
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  so um money Penny # me
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  too not me to obviously no no obviously
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  no no if Daniel Craig propositioned you you'd be up you'd be up for it I would
• 1:02:42
  be up for it in the
• 1:02:45
  penis in the penis some like penis on
• 1:02:50
  penis action Jesus I bet that's a thing
• 1:02:55
  penis ureal sex penis it it definitely is because I don't know who the [ __ ]
• 1:03:00
  sent me something at one could be it could have been a listener but it is definitely a
• 1:03:06
  thing yeah okay look up listeners there's even a Wikipedia page youal
• 1:03:12
  intercourse orus par ureum is sexual penetration of the urea by an object
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  such as a penis yeah yeah you
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  know they um they they they stretch them
• 1:03:27
  yeah do that I can't imagine this being good for you but you know what no
• 1:03:32
  judgment that's what you're into that's right if that's what James Bond
• 1:03:37
  wants that's what James Bond gets yeah is it James Bond or is it Daniel Craig
• 1:03:44
  because I can't remember I can't remember the specifics of this question
• 1:03:48
  can't I can no longer my answer I can no longer tell where James Bond's urea ends
• 1:03:54
  and Daniel Craig's urethra begins I think that's the end right maybe that's
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