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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. And listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in Milwaukee. I have two shows tonight and two
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  Speaker 1: shows tomorrow at the Milwaukee Improv here. And congratulations to
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  Speaker 1: Milwaukee going to their first World Series ever.
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  Speaker 2: You're here, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ever. The Milwaukee Brewers. Wow, congratulations. Happy Days was filmed
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  Speaker 1: in Milwaukee, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know the characters were based there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Milwaukee.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, where they make the brewery.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, make the beer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what was that? The Fonz and Joni and Chachi.
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  Speaker 1: Who knew that Chachi would become Mago?
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  Speaker 2: Shemael, Shemizo. Positive. Positive is incorporated.
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  Speaker 1: Lenny and Squiggy, remember? They got their own show too.
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  Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, and then the Fonz. Hey, they got,
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  Speaker 1: did you know that they did an episode where they
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't serve a black person on happy days? I don't
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  Speaker 1: remember that. Yes, they did. They did an episode where
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  Speaker 1: they didn't serve. Yep. They sure did on a little
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  Speaker 1: house on the Prairie. They did an episode where they
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  Speaker 1: were racist. Todd Bridges.
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  Speaker 2: And now I do remember that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And who knew that there was Ty Bridges would rob
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  Speaker 1: the schoolroom.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Remember those episodes used to be like they would
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  Speaker 1: they probably have more social stances then on those shows
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  Speaker 1: back then than probably happen now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, without a doubt.
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  Speaker 1: I remember my father loved MASH and there was a
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  Speaker 1: character on MASH called Spear Tucker Jones. Remember him?
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Spear Tucker Jones. Yes, Google Spear Checker Jones. He was
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  Speaker 1: a real character. Yeah, he was a real character. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: people get really upset with the things I say, so
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  Speaker 1: we're going to let them in on our segment called... F.U.D.O. Hughley,
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  Speaker 1: so won't you please welcome our F.U.D.O. Hughley correspondent, little
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  Speaker 1: Niecy James.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, this is Niecy James, your F.U.D.O.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley correspondent. Our first F.U.D.O.
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  Speaker 5: Hughley comment is from Instagram. Juan66 says, Dale, I heard
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  Speaker 5: you referred to Lena as Telemundo. How can you call
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  Speaker 5: yourself an advocate for justice and equality and use a
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  Speaker 5: stereotypical slur to describe a beautiful Hispanic woman? How would
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  Speaker 5: you like it if a white person never called you
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  Speaker 5: by your name, but instead referred to you as Darkie,
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  Speaker 5: or Hip Hop, or Midnight, or Halo Credit Score, or
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  Speaker 5: What's Up Sickle Cell?
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  Speaker 1: F * * * you, D.O.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley.
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  Speaker 3: Our next F.U.D.O.
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  Speaker 5: Comment comes from Instagram. Relaine22 says, D.O., I notice that
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  Speaker 5: you always wear a too-tight extra-medium shirt. Do you think
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  Speaker 5: wearing a too-small shirt makes you look buff? While those
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  Speaker 5: tiny skin-tight shirts may show off your arms, they also.
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  Speaker 3: Expose your midis.
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  Speaker 5: F * * * you, D.A.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley.
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  Speaker 3: Today's last F.E.
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  Speaker 6: D.A.
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  Speaker 5: Hughley comment is from Facebook. We all ain't able says. Damn,
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  Speaker 5: there are times it really seems you are down with
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  Speaker 5: the people.
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  Speaker 1: But there are other times when.
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  Speaker 5: You sound like an elitist and are very condescending. You
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  Speaker 5: talk about blind verse class when most of us are
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  Speaker 5: feeling blessed to be able to scrape through enough money
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  Speaker 5: for a discounted coach ticket so we don't have to
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  Speaker 5: drive 10 hours. Then you were bragging about your new
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  Speaker 5: luxury truck getting delivered to your house and complaining because
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  Speaker 5: something wasn't perfect. Well, excuse me, you don't know most
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  Speaker 5: of us struggle to buy a used car just so
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  Speaker 5: we don't have to take the bus.
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  Speaker 3: So pardon me if I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't express my sympathy because your new luxury truck mistakenly
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  Speaker 5: came with mink floor mats when you specifically told them
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  Speaker 5: you wanted chinchilla.
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  Speaker 4: F * * *!
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's it for this week. This has been Niecy James,
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  Speaker 5: your F.U. Daily correspondent. And until next week, bye.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
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  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 3: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know.
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  Speaker 6: President Trump is intensifying his public criticisms of Minnesota Congresswoman
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  Speaker 6: Ilhan Omar following a television interview where she addressed allegations
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  Speaker 6: regarding her pastor. When asked directly whether she was related
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  Speaker 6: to her former spouse, Ms. Omar dismissed the accusation as
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  Speaker 6: completely insane. This prompted the president to tell reporters outside
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  Speaker 6: the White House that her response speaks volumes. This exchange
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  Speaker 6: followed a federal survey. of the congresswoman's residence during an
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  Speaker 6: immigration inquiry by the federal government. In Alabama, Governor Kay
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  Speaker 6: Ivey granted clemency to death row inmates of Forrest Johnson,
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  Speaker 6: commuting his sentence to life in.
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  Speaker 3: Prison after more than three decades.
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  Speaker 2: Mr.
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  Speaker 6: Johnson was convicted in the 1995 fatal shooting of a
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  Speaker 6: Jefferson County deputy sheriff, but former prosecutors and civil rights
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  Speaker 6: advocates long maintained his innocence, pointing to flawed eyewitness testimony
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  Speaker 6: and prompting the governor.
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  Speaker 3: To conclude that.
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  Speaker 6: It was insufficient This is evidence to warrant capital punishment.
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  Speaker 6: Across the Southwest, millions of residents are under active flood
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  Speaker 6: watches as a powerful storm system sweeps through Southern California, Nevada,
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  Speaker 6: and Arizona. Forecasters warn of severe flash flooding, mudslides, and
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  Speaker 6: dangerous debris flows over wildfire burn scars, while Northern Arizona
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  Speaker 6: remains under its first tornado watch.
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  Speaker 3: In 16 years. In New York City, the city council voted.
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  Speaker 6: 40-7 to permanently ban those horse-drawn carriages from Central Park
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  Speaker 6: by 2028. This sparked an immediate legal battle with labor
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  Speaker 6: unions representing.
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  Speaker 3: The carriage drivers.
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  Speaker 6: And in sports, the Pittsburgh Steelers canceled a scheduled fan
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  Speaker 6: rally in Paris ahead of Sunday's historic NFL matchup against
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  Speaker 6: the New Orleans Saints, citing security concerns over ongoing street
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  Speaker 6: protests across the French capital. To subscribe to my free
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  Speaker 6: daily newsletter, please visit sybilwilks.com. For all the news 24-7,
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  Speaker 6: go to news1. com. I'm Sybil Wilks.
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  Speaker 3: Be informed. Be empowered.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sybil. It's the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 1: In case you're going to be in Milwaukee, I am here.
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  Speaker 1: So make sure you come to the show. We have
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  Speaker 1: two tonight and two tomorrow. Make sure that you come
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  Speaker 1: check us out if you take a notion. jasmine sanders
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  Speaker 1: what on.
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  Speaker 4: Earth yes yes yes wow uh jenna jackson just keeps
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  Speaker 4: getting better with time the social social media and the
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  Speaker 4: internet period is going crazy over this new haircut that
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  Speaker 4: she has and she looks so good it has some
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  Speaker 4: people questioning whether it's ai or not but it looked
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  Speaker 4: i mean it looked very real to me i love
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  Speaker 4: it it's like a a bob she almost she looks
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  Speaker 4: a little bit like sierra like they could be twins
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  Speaker 4: or sisters oh wow it's a good look it's very
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  Speaker 4: nice would you ever cut your hair.
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  Speaker 2: I cut it before. Remember? I cut it all the way.
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  Speaker 1: I had a Halle Berry cut. You had a Halle
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  Speaker 1: Berry cut? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You don't remember?
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: You don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: You don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: Damn. I do remember.
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  Speaker 1: I've been sitting next to you for 15 years.
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  Speaker 3: You don't remember?
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  Speaker 1: My hair was cut.
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  Speaker 2: I had a Tony Braxton Halle Berry cut. Very short.
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  Speaker 2: Like a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I just grew back. Yeah, I don't remember that. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: after those braids.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Junius. Remember the braids?
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  Speaker 1: He's making some stuff up right now.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's not.
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  Speaker 1: He's absolutely right.
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  Speaker 4: I got braids. It was my first time having them.
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  Speaker 4: I was unfamiliar with the process on how to take
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  Speaker 4: them down.
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  Speaker 1: Remember?
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  Speaker 4: And so all my hair had to be cut off
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  Speaker 4: because it matted up.
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  Speaker 1: You don't remember that? I remember that, yep. I do
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  Speaker 1: not remember that.
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  Speaker 2: You must have been high.
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  Speaker 1: Not for months. Not for months I wasn't. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It took a minute to back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my hair didn't grow back for, well, of course,
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  Speaker 2: it took years, but it grew back.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember that at all.
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  Speaker 2: It's a shame.
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  Speaker 1: Um, Junius, head of the king, what'd you learn today,
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  Speaker 1: baby boy?
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  Speaker 4: Well, now that we in the season of sports, man,
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  Speaker 4: there's so much to pick from, but oh, um, speed
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  Speaker 4: of hair, Angel Reese is just showing out.
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  Speaker 1: Man, ain't she? Oh, my goodness. Yeah, right. Kaylin Clark
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  Speaker 1: is home. Angel Reese lighting them up. She got a
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  Speaker 1: lot to watch because, man. Her and Sophie, what's her name,
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  Speaker 1: are home.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: This broad is lighting them up. I mean, breaking records,
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  Speaker 1: double doubles every game. Come on, man. And she beat
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  Speaker 1: her for it. She beat Kaylin for the championship and
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  Speaker 1: might have won before she get one.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: Go on, girl. Watch your mouth. All right. On the
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  Speaker 1: next D.O. Hughley Show, the militant man Jamal Kingsley returns
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  Speaker 1: to expose racism hidden in our everyday lives. Plus, we've
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  Speaker 1: got another special K short bus records bag. Have a great,
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  Speaker 1: safe weekend. It's the D.O. Hughley Show. We will definitely
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  Speaker 1: see you on the other side. Bye. I'm my favorite
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  Speaker 1: short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots to go.
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  Speaker 3: Toot, toot.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.O. Hughley Show. We will definitely see you
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  Speaker 1: on the other side.