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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show May 27th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, people are all over Knicks fans. Knicks are going
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  Speaker 2: to the NBA Finals for the first time in a
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  Speaker 2: long time, and they're just waiting to see how things
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  Speaker 2: shake out with the Western Conference finals. Yeah, but the
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  Speaker 2: Knicks fans are at the Knicks fans are losing it many.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure people are upset because it's not
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  Speaker 3: their team. But if I mean, if it was their
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  Speaker 3: team and their fans were acting that crazy, I'm sure
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  Speaker 3: they would be into it.
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  Speaker 2: This one account Side Talk NYC so that they go
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  Speaker 2: around they just talk to people on the streets of
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  Speaker 2: New York. And so they were out in front of
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  Speaker 2: Madison Square Garden after the Knicks closed out the Calves
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  Speaker 2: and the fans, I mean, these guys, uh, they're they're
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  Speaker 2: putting themselves right up there on the insanity V level.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Sea Bass was was talking about it, and
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  Speaker 2: Jeff G's talking about it, and they're putting themselves right
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  Speaker 2: up there with you know, Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 4: Fans beyond there, beyond that because the oh you climbed
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  Speaker 4: a telephone pole, Okay, cool, whatever this is, this will
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  Speaker 4: be there's gonna be cops on horses, martial law.
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  Speaker 2: It's all that stuff because they are.
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  Speaker 4: Because they they social media fuels this. Yeah, because they
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  Speaker 4: want video. They want to be the guy.
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  Speaker 5: Jumping up on the right pole and crashing down them.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a little bit of what they got outside of
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  Speaker 2: massive square garden. But hold on, you're gonna mix all
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  Speaker 2: to the finals.
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  Speaker 6: Like Jesus, what's hard?
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  Speaker 2: Tack it on the pad, Ja's hard, and Mona coming
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  Speaker 2: for dinner and jays step cloaking off.
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  Speaker 1: Don't id very mention.
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  Speaker 2: We not deliver into your house no more.
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  Speaker 3: That stop all funds.
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  Speaker 2: Monday, back to friend.
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  Speaker 6: Next baby smoking all that clean light packs.
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  Speaker 3: I'd let Jalen Burton and.
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  Speaker 2: The Italian New York Knicks done part of the All right,
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  Speaker 2: and you are not entertaining. That's why it's entertaining. That's
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  Speaker 2: why I'm knowing.
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  Speaker 5: I never said that our words aren't entertaining.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's entertaining.
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  Speaker 4: I mean the the accents got awful and tru I
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  Speaker 4: love it, and I mean you can all you want to,
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  Speaker 4: but it's still got awful.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny. I love the New York accent. I hate
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  Speaker 2: the Boston accent there. So they're very similar, but in
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  Speaker 2: the way that they're different.
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  Speaker 3: Flat yeah, that part of the equally obnoxious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: His answer to that is, no, they're equally obnoxious.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't use the word obnoxia. Look, it's all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they are. God, that's just as annoying as we've.
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  Speaker 2: Said for decades.
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  Speaker 5: You we have movies and television.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's arbitrary. It's not a black and
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  Speaker 2: white not ar there's no pronunciation, guys. It's not arbitrary.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a thing. So the n b A, the NBA,
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  Speaker 2: they posted something about you know conference, you know, championship
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  Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah, and they misspelled conference. I
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  Speaker 2: thought about Greg immediately.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm the grammar police. Yeah yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Because Greg, Greg's always like pointing out so I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I guess just too excited for spell check.
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  Speaker 1: Well no, Like I always think about who is in
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  Speaker 1: charge of products, and it has to go through probably
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  Speaker 1: at least five people before it gets printed on the package. Something.
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  Speaker 1: The other day I noticed I had bought these new
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  Speaker 1: towels and I'm cutting the tags off at home, and
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  Speaker 1: the towels say fast drying, So I thought, are the
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  Speaker 1: towels fast drying when they're wet and you hang them
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  Speaker 1: up and they dry quickly? Or do they dry or
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  Speaker 1: did they dry your body quickly? I thought it was
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  Speaker 1: very vague and weird. Then the other one I noticed,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm shocked. I didn't notice this ten years ago.
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  Speaker 2: So what does it mean? I don't know, fast drying
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  Speaker 2: hous Yeah, I would imagine maybe the towels themselves. I
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  Speaker 2: don't get that mildew.
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  Speaker 5: Because the towel will dry you as you touch it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just not that big. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think I think what you're saying, Greg, it's
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  Speaker 4: difference between the towel driving drying quickly, which is what
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  Speaker 4: it should say absorbency high absorbent would be one.
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  Speaker 1: It was a little And then the other one I
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  Speaker 1: noticed the other day that I should have noticed ten
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  Speaker 1: years ago when Nennis forced me to become addicted to
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  Speaker 1: Frenzy A box wine. Yeah, thank you very much for
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  Speaker 1: ruining my life.
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  Speaker 6: I did have a gun to your head.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the box at the bottom, And I never noticed
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  Speaker 1: this before. It says stays fresh for six weeks after opening.
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  Speaker 1: You don't open it. It's a little tab that you
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  Speaker 1: just punch with your finger. You take the cardboard out
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  Speaker 1: and then you twist the thing and it opens. You
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  Speaker 1: don't open.
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  Speaker 2: It opens.
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  Speaker 6: It's the air.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you would take out even more air. It
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  Speaker 1: should stay fresher after opening.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what he's saying is with the boxed wine, you're
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  Speaker 2: not taking a cap off, you're not taking whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just freeing the nozzle.
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  Speaker 6: Rh once the nozzle is free than it is open.
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  Speaker 5: What position would you say that nozzles in and closed.
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  Speaker 1: Or I'm getting all that, I really am, But how
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  Speaker 1: would it affect the freshness once you twist it? If anything,
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  Speaker 1: you're taking out more air and it should stay even fresher.
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  Speaker 2: Is there any air in there?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so exactly.
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  Speaker 2: The bladder bag for wine, right.
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  Speaker 1: There's no tab on the thing, there's no seal the air.
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  Speaker 2: But the tip is getting.
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  Speaker 1: Sitting in a cardboard box. All you do is like
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  Speaker 1: open the little circle. And there's the big argument is
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  Speaker 1: and the box has an open top. It's not air proof.
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  Speaker 1: It's dumb. And see that you, of all people, are
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  Speaker 1: not being intellectually honest.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're being uhreg ouch, I'm going to extra wine.
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  Speaker 2: There's a certain group of people that's a really big
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  Speaker 2: dig they think they're like sounding really and now here's
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  Speaker 2: class an intellectual, here's somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Two intellectually honest, I've never understood that insult. I learned it.
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  Speaker 5: You're not very sharp, like willfully ignorant, because.
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  Speaker 2: Obtuse is like pretty wide.
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  Speaker 1: It's not as sharp as if anybody else said the
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  Speaker 1: sea bass would be on their side, you would say, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're right. All you're doing is twisting.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to now now I'm actually legitimately trying to learn.
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  Speaker 2: Is that is that? Is that the reason? Because abtuse
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  Speaker 2: is a wide angle, so you're not sharp. So we
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  Speaker 2: call someone obtuse, it means you're not sharp, you're not
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  Speaker 2: a sharp angle.
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  Speaker 5: I never put that together.
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  Speaker 2: This is why words matter. He's calling you a butthole. Yeah, interesting,
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  Speaker 2: that's good. Yeah, that's why.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because the antonym is acute or astute.
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  Speaker 6: Are you just saying dude, you're being held of dumb
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  Speaker 6: right now?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Or you just say that or easy you're you're you're
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  Speaker 5: not getting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, you cannot get and not admit it.
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  Speaker 5: It's I just take the of for example, with your nozzle,
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  Speaker 5: the opposite of.
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  Speaker 1: No but there's nothing about it scientifically that you would
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  Speaker 1: even remotely disagree with somebody else pointed.
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  Speaker 4: There, and you're allowing air to enter the equation where
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  Speaker 4: air did not exist, albeit at a small like it's
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  Speaker 4: a small portion of the process. You're right, the bag
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  Speaker 4: itself on the top end isn't exposed to air, of
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  Speaker 4: course not. But once, like Menace was saying, even the
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  Speaker 4: nozzle once that's cracked, Now air has entered the equation.
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  Speaker 2: Greg's an idiot. Let's see three one oh says I
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  Speaker 2: thought Greg was smarter, and then wow, how does Menace
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  Speaker 2: get it? But Greg does not?
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  Speaker 1: How you t s stay fresh after opening?
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  Speaker 2: Well add that to I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're you're you're not kidding. And if anybody else
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  Speaker 1: brought it up, seabots would be on their side.
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  Speaker 6: It's cracked open.
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  Speaker 2: Well you think it's because it's you. Of course you
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  Speaker 2: still think that's a thing like.
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  Speaker 1: Thought. But if if Bill and I brought this up,
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  Speaker 1: seabots would say, well, yeah, sorry, typically you didn't open anything.
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  Speaker 1: You just released some of the wines because it's me
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  Speaker 1: and you can make digs. And you're saying on being obtus.
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  Speaker 5: On your side more than anyone in this room.
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  Speaker 2: Probably okay, I would say more true than not true
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  Speaker 2: these days, thank you. That's why I was like, is
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  Speaker 2: there still a thing going on there?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 5: It was always one way fight.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because he stopped. He stopped the Greg's list thing,
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  Speaker 2: which you just no, he never updated.
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  Speaker 1: He never understood it, and you never updated.
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  Speaker 5: It was getting too.
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  Speaker 2: Clubbed because Sea Bass is keeping a list of things
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  Speaker 2: that didn't work for Greg that Greg didn't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, right, and you put the most random stuff like opinions,
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  Speaker 1: like an opinion that he disagreed with. He would put
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  Speaker 1: on that list.
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  Speaker 5: But it's an opinion.
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  Speaker 1: But I think paprika has no flavor like it's me absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: You're absolutely right about that, only smoked paprika.
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  Speaker 2: He wait, hold on, hold on. I'm not smart enough
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  Speaker 2: to know if this is actually true. Anybody Sparta in
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  Speaker 2: the room listened up. Nine four nine. When you object wine,
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  Speaker 2: it creates a negative pressure and so is drawn into
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  Speaker 2: the bag. It's the same as when you crush a
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  Speaker 2: plastic bottle and then release it. It draws air back in.
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  Speaker 2: Thus the air gets into the wine, oxidizing and thus
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  Speaker 2: I like your use of Thus you have about six weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well it's like, first of all, like it would
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  Speaker 1: last six weeks, please six days. And second of all,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for teaching me something instead of just attacks
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  Speaker 1: of calling me up to what does that mean? What
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  Speaker 1: does that mean?
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  Speaker 6: We've gone over this we have that has to do
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  Speaker 6: with your tone or sound in some way. Add two words.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, I'll be trying to act smart.
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  Speaker 2: I'll try.
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  Speaker 4: I don't sure accept that explanation, because you you know,
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  Speaker 4: when you when you open a bag of wine, the bag,
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  Speaker 4: will you know it's it's tight. You're not necessarily introducing
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  Speaker 4: air now you can you can create bubbles and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You can slip it over and open either way, but
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  Speaker 2: flip it over nice.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that's as much because it's I think
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  Speaker 4: it's as much a factor as he's claiming.
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  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four show all right, eight seven
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  Speaker 2: seven forty four Woody text us over to two two
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  Speaker 2: nine eight seven All right, let's see some Dougan news.
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  Speaker 2: A dog in Australia. He was born with a rare
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  Speaker 2: condition where he's got a second non functional penis. This
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  Speaker 2: is your kind of dog, Minnis weird dog. His hind
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  Speaker 2: leg along with some of the serious abnormalities. What's his
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  Speaker 2: what's his dog's name, Weenie? Really they named it Willie.
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  Speaker 2: That's smart on his leg yeah, just it makes it
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  Speaker 2: hard to walk for the little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn. Speaking of check it out. I think it's Australia.
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  Speaker 3: People have hyenas as pets as pets and they're basically.
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  Speaker 1: Dogs, right basically I thought, I thought.
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  Speaker 6: But they're like in their car and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So he was surrendered to an animal welfare group and
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  Speaker 2: so the vets took a look at him whatever, and
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  Speaker 2: they realized that, you know what the best thing for
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  Speaker 2: this thing would be to do with like a little operation.
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  Speaker 2: And it is a rocket and is it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a red rocket that looks functional to me.
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  Speaker 2: Take it easy, ladies, they're getting warning.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird. I mean that is so that is a
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  Speaker 1: legal tube.
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  Speaker 2: Of so Wily has since recovered and is described as
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  Speaker 2: he's a normal three legged dog in foster care.
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  Speaker 6: What a sweetie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wait, wait wait wait they took the entire leg.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the whole leg was I guess jacked.
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  Speaker 5: Up one big penis what I didn't know. They had
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  Speaker 5: to take the entire leg.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because there are some other serious abnormalities.
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  Speaker 5: Just take the penis off, right.
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  Speaker 2: I think the leg wasn't wasn't working right.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe the leg had like a urethra.
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  Speaker 5: He was dragging the schlong legs.
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  Speaker 6: Just tied up bandana around it and hit it or something,
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  Speaker 6: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh you're talking like when they remove they tied
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  Speaker 2: like you can tie like dental floss, like skin tag.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's oh God.
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  Speaker 6: Saying they could have dalled it up a little bit
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  Speaker 6: and not how to remove the leg just like hit
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  Speaker 6: the penis.
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  Speaker 2: I see, yeah, I see what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you could use a bandana.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, kind of like they make a cell phone
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  Speaker 2: towers look like tree.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like you.
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  Speaker 2: Can do something like that. I was thinking what you
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  Speaker 2: were saying is like they could have removed it just
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  Speaker 2: by athough the castraight uh bowls or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah they'll open yeah yeah, I don't really know that.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 2: They can tie it's super tight and then just horrible
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  Speaker 2: way to do that, very education, horrible learning.
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  Speaker 1: Greg this is yeah, Difhall. They could have like failure.
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  Speaker 6: Dazzled the penis too, made it a little shiny.
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  Speaker 2: What put some taking some put some trinkets on or something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: some flair like Friday mess the pipe Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: You thinking about those like little crystals they hang off
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  Speaker 1: of cat's tails to hide, but little butthole beads.
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  Speaker 2: Were talking about Wieners. There's a startup company in San
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: Francisco looking to fill a job opening. They want to
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  Speaker 2: hire ten masturbation consoles. Okay, you know so like you
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  Speaker 2: know you put what too? Was it two thousand dollars
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  Speaker 2: a month? All right, to jerk it easy. The people
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  Speaker 2: hired will be testing a feature called Daily Guided Masturbation
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  Speaker 2: and it uses this mood matched AI voice session to
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  Speaker 2: guide users through the experience, you know, just going to
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  Speaker 2: town having this experience pleasure. You would just have to
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  Speaker 2: document how the regular use of the feature it affects
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  Speaker 2: your sleep quality, stress, mood and confidence. And it's a
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  Speaker 2: it's open to people. See blah blah blah. They're not
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  Speaker 2: saying how many have applied. The job opening has been
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  Speaker 2: viewed twenty two million.
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  Speaker 1: Times, so there is interest, still have tons of interest.
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  Speaker 2: You'd be a masturbation consultant. That's you want to you
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  Speaker 2: nine eight seven all right you're right, yeah yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 6: Out other ways?
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  Speaker 1: How to high this peenis? Other ideas, Just put a
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  Speaker 1: mask on it more next time. Never goes away.
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  Speaker 2: My brain is rude.
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  Speaker 1: To the Woodie Show back in a few