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356: Dolly Parton - Icon & Legend. Tom Segura? Not So Much! · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: we have a few things we're going to be talking about.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to open with, you just told me
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  Speaker 1: everything we're talking about. I know we have like a
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  Speaker 1: little update for Perez Hilton.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We've got, that's all I remember from our whole conversation.
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  Speaker 4: Perez Hilton. We have a little tidbit from the Lindsay
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  Speaker 4: Clancy trial that we'll talk about. And then we are
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  Speaker 4: going to shit all over Tom Segura. And his recent
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  Speaker 4: divorce from Christina P.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Also, we're going to shit all over Bert Kreischer. And
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  Speaker 4: then we're going to talk about, unfortunately, the passings of
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  Speaker 4: Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start with that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because we love Dolly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Dolly wasn't just a national treasure. Dolly was literally a
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  Speaker 1: global treasure. Did you see... The Palace Band.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In the UK. I think it was in front of
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  Speaker 1: Buckingham Palace. They were playing 9 to 5.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: In memoriam.
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  Speaker 1: And I just, I've been seeing all of the clips
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  Speaker 1: and all of the folks online talking about Dolly, having
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  Speaker 1: met Dolly, clips of Dolly when she was a younger lady,
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  Speaker 1: an older lady, and just what a beautiful soul she was.
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  Speaker 4: Did you hear that she had recorded... a song that
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  Speaker 4: she locked up in a dream box and she is
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  Speaker 4: keeping it at her amusement park, I think in East Tennessee,
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  Speaker 4: Dollywood or whatever. And she's keeping this song locked up
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  Speaker 4: in this dream box and it won't be released until
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  Speaker 4: her 100th birthday.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, in 20 years, we're going to get one
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  Speaker 4: more Dolly Parton song.
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  Speaker 1: Like the Browns and their time capsule?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's fantastic. I'm actually pretty surprised. I mean, I know
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  Speaker 1: she was 80 years old. That's a nice long life.
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  Speaker 1: But she seemed so spry, although a few days before
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  Speaker 1: she passed, I think she actually issued some sort of
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  Speaker 1: a statement or said that she was feeling a little down,
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  Speaker 1: like she was struggling with her health in some areas. She,
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  Speaker 1: of course, did not elaborate. And then the next thing
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  Speaker 1: I knew, our Dolly was gone. Have you been to Dollywood?
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  Speaker 4: No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: I've been to Dollywood.
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  Speaker 4: Have you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cute.
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  Speaker 4: That's so fun.
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  Speaker 1: It was fun. That's really cute.
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  Speaker 4: I grew up on Dolly Parton music. Like my nonny
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  Speaker 4: and poppy loved Dolly Parton. So like, it was just
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  Speaker 4: a thing that was always around in my family and
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  Speaker 4: I loved her music. I love country music personally. And
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  Speaker 4: I just thought she was sweet. And you know, my
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  Speaker 4: friend Ethel, she signed up her baby for, um, the
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  Speaker 4: free books that Dolly was foundation gives out. And she
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  Speaker 4: gives this out to kids and, up until the age
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  Speaker 4: of five, I guess they get a free book every
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  Speaker 4: single month. Really? Yeah. Which is really cool. Like Dolly
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  Speaker 4: Parton did a lot of cool things and like, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not here to like worship celebrities or music artists or
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  Speaker 4: anything like that. But when there's like a rare soul
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  Speaker 4: that like that, that actually tries to do good things
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  Speaker 4: in the world, I feel like it's worth talking about.
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  Speaker 4: They're worth talking about. And I don't know, she had
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  Speaker 4: posted a couple of days before her passing that she
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  Speaker 4: was like feeling really dizzy and kind of out of it.
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  Speaker 4: And she ended up actually being hospitalized for a couple
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  Speaker 4: of days. And I guess the autopsy report came out
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  Speaker 4: recently that she had a bout of cancer. So that's
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  Speaker 4: ultimately what she passed away from, but she didn't let
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  Speaker 4: anybody know that. Um, and yeah, she lived a really
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  Speaker 4: long life.
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  Speaker 1: Well, can I be completely inappropriate here and steer this
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  Speaker 1: into a strange and peculiar direction for just one moment?
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  Speaker 1: We won't be spending a lot of time on it,
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  Speaker 1: but like, have you heard about all the conspiracies?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Around Dolly. And I know like you have like more
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  Speaker 1: access and interest in some of these Illuminati-ati-ati. The naughty Illuminati.
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  Speaker 1: Those types of conspiracies. But something about her telling Taylor
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  Speaker 1: Swift that her first baby with Travis Kelsey belonged to Dolly.
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  Speaker 1: Another thing with like her flashing some sort of Baphomet
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  Speaker 1: or some sort of.
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  Speaker 4: They said it was like some hand signal.
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  Speaker 1: Right. And then something else about the god... A Zazzle
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So tell us what you know about that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, there's like clips going around of Dolly with this toasting.
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  Speaker 4: Like she was with Jennifer Aniston and some other stupid
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  Speaker 4: celebrities and she like was doing a little toast and
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  Speaker 4: she said to the God. But some people are saying
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  Speaker 4: she was saying to the god Azale or Azazel. But
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  Speaker 4: she doesn't say Azazel. She says like Azale or something
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  Speaker 4: like that. And Dolly Parton had a really thick, you know,
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  Speaker 4: southern accent. So I'm like, I don't think she even
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  Speaker 4: really said that. I feel like sometimes people in the
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  Speaker 4: conspiracy theory community are just whack, dude. They are mostly that.
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  Speaker 4: You are literally grasping at straws. And I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just like, can we just like, let it breathe
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  Speaker 4: for a little bit before we have to go on
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  Speaker 4: and say that Dolly Parton was a part of the Illuminati.
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  Speaker 4: People are also saying that the tropical storm that's forming
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  Speaker 4: right now in the Atlantic that's named Dolly is like,
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  Speaker 4: this was, it's not a coincidence. It's from DARP. And
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if y'all know what DARP is, but
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  Speaker 4: it's like.
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  Speaker 1: DARP or harp?
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  Speaker 4: DARP. I thought it was DARP. Maybe it's harp. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Some sort of.
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  Speaker 4: Arp.
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  Speaker 1: Something arp.
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  Speaker 4: A-E-R-P.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Is controlling the weather. Yeah. And I mean, that is,
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  Speaker 4: there is some evidence for that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie.
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  Speaker 4: But like.
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  Speaker 1: Harp is a thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. But people are saying that this was like all
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  Speaker 4: some weird like Illuminati sacrifice. Calm down, everybody. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 4: they're like tying it to Miley Cyrus because she was
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  Speaker 4: going to release a new song on the day of
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  Speaker 4: Dolly's passing. And so they're saying that it was like
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  Speaker 4: some sacrifice for Miley Cyrus's career. I'm just like, y'all
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  Speaker 4: need to chill out.
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  Speaker 1: Ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's stupid. And I've got my tinfoil hat on.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she does.
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  Speaker 4: I'm totally the resident kook of this family.
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  Speaker 1: She's locked in, bro.
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  Speaker 4: I'm locked in. And even I think this is stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do as well. And I also think it's disrespectful.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Although I was hearing a lot of this well before
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  Speaker 1: she passed. I had seen some things. I just don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's, Something that we should be doing after she
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  Speaker 1: passed is just not right. I was watching a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the clips on the Instagram of Dolly like talking
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  Speaker 1: about her marriage to Carl Dean.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Looking at the pictures of her and Carl Dean and
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  Speaker 1: he was a tall strapping man. But then like hearing
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  Speaker 1: about their open marriage kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Like she was like, yeah, I mean, if he wants
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  Speaker 1: to be with somebody while I'm on the road, I
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  Speaker 1: just don't want to know about it. And we have
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  Speaker 1: an agreement. It's actually pretty progressive for, we're talking the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it wasn't just Carl Dean getting his noodle wet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure she was out there touring with a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of country men and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Probably.
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  Speaker 1: Burt Reynolds, who knows? Just having the time of her life.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, she always said that The reason why
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  Speaker 4: she loved her marriage with Carl Dean was that he
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  Speaker 4: gave her the freedom to like be who she was
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  Speaker 4: and allegedly maybe fuck other people.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of what I thought.
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of what it seemed like. I thought it
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  Speaker 4: was kind of interesting that she had made comments like
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  Speaker 4: that because she was always like revered like her and
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  Speaker 4: her marriage with Carl Dean was always revered as like.
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  Speaker 4: really amazing and noble because they were together for like
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  Speaker 4: 1 million years. And everyone's like, how do you.
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  Speaker 1: Make it work?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, okay, obviously an open relationship. Right.
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  Speaker 1: I think that might be what it was, the secret.
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  Speaker 1: But some of the younger pictures of Dolly, my God,
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  Speaker 1: she was a snack. What a beautiful woman. And she
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  Speaker 1: was very insecure about her kind of short and curvy body.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: And she was insecure about her looks. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my God, you were and are just so, so beautiful. Stunnen.
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  Speaker 4: Totally.
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  Speaker 1: Gorgeous. Well, rest in peace.
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  Speaker 4: Rest in peace, Dolly Parton.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful Dolly Parton.
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  Speaker 4: And unfortunately, Tim Curry died on the same day.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But they like delayed the announcement of his death until
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  Speaker 4: the next day because obviously Dolly Parton died.
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  Speaker 1: Same age, 80.
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  Speaker 4: 80, both 80.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And there's conspiracy theories about that right now, too. I'm
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  Speaker 4: just like, chill out.
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  Speaker 1: Well, tell us what the theories are. I want to know.
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  Speaker 4: People are saying that it comes in threes, so there's
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  Speaker 4: probably going to be another 80-year-old dying. I'm just like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: my God.
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  Speaker 1: Well, 80-year-olds tend to die. That's sort of what happens. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I loved Tim Curry.
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  Speaker 2: Me, too.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, Rocky Horror Picture Show. But I loved him
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  Speaker 1: in Clue. I loved him in Clue, he was the
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  Speaker 1: best in clue i just and of course it yeah
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  Speaker 1: the original it he was a fantastic actor.
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  Speaker 4: He was iconic and unfortunately for him he was suffering
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  Speaker 4: from a lot of health issues like later in his
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  Speaker 4: life i mean he had a stroke in 2012 that
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  Speaker 4: was really bad and that kind of like stunted his
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  Speaker 4: career for a period of time and He just, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of people loved Tim Curry.
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  Speaker 4: I think a lot of people loved Dolly Parton. And
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  Speaker 4: I just, you know, like I said, I'm not one
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  Speaker 4: to worship celebrities or musicians or anything like that. But
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  Speaker 4: I just feel like these ones were pretty iconic. And
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  Speaker 4: they did span across multiple generations. Like Dolly Parton in particular,
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  Speaker 4: you know, like parents, grandparents, like people listened to her
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  Speaker 4: music for a really, really long time. So I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Rest in peace. Yes, indeed. So now what's next?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to just segue right into Perez
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  Speaker 1: Hilton because that seems macabre.
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  Speaker 4: We could talk about the Lindsay Clancy thing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's also very macabre and grotesque.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like less disturbing than Perez Hilton.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm just going to read off a tweet about
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  Speaker 4: this situation because it kind of summarizes this issue. There
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  Speaker 4: was a reporter at the Lindsay Clancy trial that was caught...
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  Speaker 4: smirking and winking at the cameras because we all know
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  Speaker 4: that we all know the Lindsay Clancy trial is heavily
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  Speaker 4: tele televised right now. And everybody is seeing these clips
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  Speaker 4: and stuff, but she in particular went viral because she
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  Speaker 4: looks really fucking weird. She's literally smirking, winking and making
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  Speaker 4: some weird gestures to the cameras. And I'm like, this
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  Speaker 4: is literally a murder trial. Like what are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: Three little children died, died in a very gruesome way.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So she was sent there, I think, by Vanity Fair
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  Speaker 1: to potentially write a story because she was actually a
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  Speaker 1: childhood friend of Lindsay Clancy's. And there has been some
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  Speaker 1: photographs of the two girls together when they were very,
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  Speaker 1: very young. I think she's trying to make it out
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  Speaker 1: to be much more than what the relationship was. I
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  Speaker 1: think she's like so many people right now are just
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  Speaker 1: trying to clout Chase and get their moment in the sun.
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  Speaker 1: But like, this is not The way to do it
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of a trial looking like an absolute ghoul.
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  Speaker 1: So I know I'm jumping on you. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: pull back now and let you read your text and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: But like, oh, my God, it's super fucking weird, man.
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  Speaker 4: So this tweet comes from user. I'm not I don't
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  Speaker 4: even know how to pronounce it. M.O.S.H.E.H.? And he says,
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  Speaker 4: a journalist covering the Lindsay Clancy murder trial has lost
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  Speaker 4: her press credentials into the courtroom after a video went
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  Speaker 4: viral of her smiling and winking Monday afternoon on a
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  Speaker 4: courtroom live stream. Brittany Romano, the reporter in question, grew
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  Speaker 4: up with Clancy and was in court to write a
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  Speaker 4: personal essay for Vanity Fair about growing up with the
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  Speaker 4: woman now on trial for killing her three children. First
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: of all, why do we need a personal essay about this?
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  Speaker 4: It's not like she's like this influential figure. She literally
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  Speaker 4: killed her kids, but whatever. Brittany Romano faced immediate backlash online.
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  Speaker 4: Vanity Fair announced Tuesday it had revoked Romano's credentials, stating, quote,
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  Speaker 4: we were interested in the prospect of a personal essay
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  Speaker 4: by Brittany Romano about her experiencing growing up with Lindsay Clancy,
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  Speaker 4: but after clear conflicts with our editorial standards and processes,
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  Speaker 4: we informed Romano that we were not moving forward with
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  Speaker 4: her essay and informed the court that she is no
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  Speaker 4: longer credentialed by Vanity Fair. Romano posted some of her
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  Speaker 4: hate comments on Twitter and And her Instagram saying, quote,
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  Speaker 4: all for smiling at the camera. Love it. Thank you
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: so much for boosting my analytics. Oh my, oh my God.
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  Speaker 4: This is literally a murder trial. We don't need to
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  Speaker 4: be acting all Gen Z millennial weirdo about it and
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  Speaker 4: acting like this is some like Instagram post or something
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  Speaker 4: that needs to go viral. I don't understand. And that
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  Speaker 4: was basically it. And we all showed the video, I think,
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  Speaker 4: right in this episode. So you can see it, but,
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  Speaker 4: It's weird. It's giving the chick from obsession.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of. I just, I don't know. We were
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  Speaker 1: touching upon it in our video that we did for Patreon,
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  Speaker 1: this mind contagion that is currently afflicting so many millennials
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  Speaker 1: and also Gen Z, but like people who have been
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: groomed from a very young age to perform on camera,
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  Speaker 1: to emote on camera, to share everything in their lives.
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  Speaker 1: on camera for clicks and views and for clout and
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  Speaker 1: how it has conditioned people to look for every single
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  Speaker 1: opportunity to do that. And there's something very grotesque about
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  Speaker 1: that to me as somebody who did not grow up
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  Speaker 1: that way and who's kind of seeing it from the
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  Speaker 1: outside looking in. It's just this lack of awareness of
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  Speaker 1: the world, but also self-awareness of yourself in a moment
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  Speaker 1: that you can't see yourself accurately, that you are doing
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  Speaker 1: this in such an inappropriate way. way and at an
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  Speaker 1: inappropriate time. It's just beyond the pale.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's beyond my can. It's beyond my ability to understand
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  Speaker 1: other than I find her revolting. I think she made
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  Speaker 1: one or two Instagram lives after the tremendous backlash, which
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  Speaker 1: she deserves, in which she's clearly like affected, in my opinion, allegedly,
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  Speaker 1: like on some sort of substance and or drinking. She's
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: talking about being sober, but she is Anna Faris-ing it.
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  Speaker 1: She is looking not sober in my opinion, allegedly, and
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: just talking about like how she doesn't care. Like, I
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: don't care what any of you guys think. And this
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: is what I do. And like, ew, people like this exist.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to deprogram brainwashed brain parasite people
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: who have a complete inability to function and At a
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: normal level in our society and I'm all for individualism
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: and being yourself and going out there and getting it
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: girl but like there is something to be said for
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: decorum and being appropriate and knowing how to fucking act
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: and like you have some home training dumb fuck.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the problem. I don't think a lot of
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: these people have a lot of home training because they
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: were probably raised by fucking gentle parents or whatever, or
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: they took a lot of their home training from the internet,
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: which is terrible. And these people tend to live for
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: the internet and think that that's like real life when
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: half of their engagement is probably from fucking bots and
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: like people that aren't even real. And then the rest
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: of it is like human beings being like, what is
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: wrong with you? Like, actually, what is wrong with you?
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: People don't do this. This is not normal. And I
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: don't know what happened in society to get us to
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: the point where we've kind of lost all common sense.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: But it's just like, that's what it feels like. And
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: I was, I would probably consider myself somebody who grew
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: up with the internet, like generationally. Like I was always
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: like on the computer, you know, I was everything. in
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: the dawn of the social media era. Like I had,
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: I had MySpace, I had Facebook, like right when they started.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: And that was like a big part of my upbringing.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: But even with that influence and with being somebody who's
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: grown up with so much technology and with the advancement
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: of technology, I still know how to act.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: So I don't understand.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Because your mother would have probably smacked you upside your
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: head if you acted inappropriately. You had some actual parenting.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: So who were the parents of the millennials? Because I
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: don't think it was X.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: It's X.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Is it X?
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Y'all fucked us up.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of boomers, too.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: But the elder millennials probably had boomers.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Like those millennials who are like 35 and up probably
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: had boomers, but like a lot of y'all had X
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: and that is embarrassing for me to admit because I,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I coming up as a young parent, I don't remember
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: anybody gentle parenting out there.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: To me, generation X is a very grounded nomadic had
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: been isolated, no very self-sufficient parent. generation of people but
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: we also have been influenced by the trends of society
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: we were also the pioneers of the internet like we
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: also were the first ones adopting this technology and so
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: it's just crazy how people are turning out and honestly
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: i don't even know at this point that you can
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: turn to the parenting i think you have to turn
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: to social media and we were talking about this on
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: the patreon video for lindsey glancy about like all of
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: these people on tiktok and some on instagram who are
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: standing in solidarity with Lindsay Clancy by some of them
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: outright harming their children and others simulating harming their children
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: and saying, you know, same Lindsay, we've been through it. Lindsay,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: we have the same feelings, Lindsay, but like this barrage
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: of digital content in which mostly women are either outright
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: hurting or pretending to hurt children. I'm like, stop it
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Like this is, going too far we've crossed some we've
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: crossed some sort of Rubicon into derangement and I just
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: don't know how to pull it back to a place
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: of normalcy I honestly feel really nihilistic about where we're
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: going as a society unless and I hate to say
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: this because I'm I'm such, again, I'm an individualistic kind
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: of person. I'm very much into my personal rights, especially
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: as an American. But I feel like there's some controls
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: that are going to need to be put on social
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: media because this is what's raising our children out there.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Like this is a problem. And if we don't fix it,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: it's just going to get worse. Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: And like the internet is forever too, unfortunately. So like
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: all these people making this really problematic content, it's like
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: there are people taking screenshots. there are people saving all
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: of this shit and it's going to be there forever.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: And your digital footprint is going to follow you. And unfortunately,
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: even though a lot of us don't want this, it's
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: kind of turning into like a social credit score almost
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: like where, you know, if you get enough clicks and
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: if you get enough engagement, even if you're doing a
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: lot of rage bait content or cringe content, which I
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: personally enjoy, like even if you're doing all of this
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: like crazy stuff for engagement, like it's going to become
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: kind of a social credit score because a lot of
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: these people are making money off of it. Like I
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: can name off so many creators that I've seen recently
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: that are literally just making and pumping out rage bait
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: and That is fake, like fake ass stories, but people
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: are buying it because this is also the age of AI.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: So everyone's just kind of believing everything that they see
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: on their little doom scroll and stuff. And it's getting
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: these people super fucking rich, like making hundreds of thousands
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: of dollars from rage bait content. And I'm just like, why?
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I don't understand. And to your point about Gen X
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: kind of ruining millennials.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: A little bit.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I never said that.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: You said that. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. Have
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: you seen, just to kind of segue into a funny
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: bit after this nihilistic talk about the internet and the
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: state of the world, on TikTok, there is a growing
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: trend of like Gen Xers lip syncing to AI generated music.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: It's so.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: There's a couple YouTube videos I can send you of
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: people reacting to this and, like, compiling all of this.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: But it's becoming a huge trend. And it's, like, always
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: these Gen Xers with, like, missing teeth. Lip syncing to
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: AI-generated music and having, like, five filters on. Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: No.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: To make them look like younger with no wrinkles and stuff.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Are you serious? It's fantastic.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: No, I haven't seen any of that. Please forward that
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: to me immediately. I'm dying inside seeing so much of
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: this stuff. Like it's just, you're putting this out into
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: the world.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: It is fantastic. awful i would consider myself a cringe
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: connoisseur like i personally love content like that the cringier
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: the better because i just think it's so ridiculous but
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: at the same time i also feel like it's kind
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: of a symptom of where we're at in today's society
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: and how people make this content and they're like fully
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: serious like they're not doing it to be cringy they.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Think they look cool they think they look that's how
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: out of touch with reality they are I'm sorry.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: I shouldn't laugh about it. I'm part of the problem.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: But it's just crazy that we've gotten to this point
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: in society. Like when Facebook started, and I know I'm
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: going on a tangent, but like Facebook started as just
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: like a way to like make wacky statuses and like.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Stay connected to your friends and family and stuff.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: And now Facebook is just all AI and ads. I
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: saw one the other day of Janelle Monae. And her
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: new boyfriend with like a pregnancy announced. And I'm not kidding.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Like boomers on Facebook were like.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: She's pregnant.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Oh my God. That's fantastic. I'm like, oh my God.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I have to laugh about it because otherwise I am
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: just going to despair. Yeah.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: It truly is.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: So let's segue very briefly because they don't have a
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: lot of information into Perez Hilton. Oh my God. I'm
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: sure everybody knows this, but for those of you who
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: might not know, Perez Hilton went up on TikTok a
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: few weeks ago. He had a psychotic episode, and he self-harmed.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to get demonetized.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: I don't think that'll get us.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He self-harmed, but not just a little bit.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: He very, very graphic.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Graphically, explicitly.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: For like 15 minutes.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Violently and terribly graphic. harmed himself. And so to that end,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: because I didn't see it, I didn't even see, I
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: think I saw somebody with like a blurred image in
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: the background. Like I, and I just scrolled away immediately
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: because I cannot take that into my being, but I
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: didn't see it. I don't want to see it. You
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: said you saw it.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: I saw the blurred.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: You saw the blur. You did not actually see the video.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: I don't think. the like real version.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: It was up on x for quite some time like
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: 24 hours yeah it was up on x of course
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: i didn't go to look for it but a lot
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: of people including children actually watched live and then went
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: and saw it after the fact but in terms of
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the injuries and the scope and the scale of those
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: injuries apparently he suffered broken bones yeah i mean i
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: And as somebody who didn't watch it, I'm just wondering how.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Not to get graphic or anything, but the way that
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: he was performing this was really gruesome. And it was
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: deep and bad.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: But would that break bones?
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, little ones probably, yeah.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: And also... I was watching, I think, who was it?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: It was somebody who just popped up in my timeline.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I think it was Billy Bush or something like the
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: hot mics with Billy Bush. I think that's who I
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: heard it from. He said there's a report that he
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: actually severed his little Perez.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if... he severed it clear off or
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: if there's just an injury, but in terms of injuries,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: he's going to have to over the next months have
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: multiple surgeries. And so I share that just as an
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: update because we have talked about it. That's obviously grotesque
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: to even think about it. And I feel so terribly
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: because there were a lot of folks out there who
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: were wondering whether he was doing this for clicks and views.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Like this is a guy who spent his entire adult
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: life in a the spotlight in some way or another,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: and usually not in a great way. And so is
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: it really outside of the scope of possibility that he
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: might do something like this for the spectacle of it,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: because he wants to be on camera. And a lot
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: of people thought that's probably what it was. But when
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: you're talking about broken bones and a severed little Perez
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: and surgeries, multiple surgeries, and also being institutionalized for months
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: to come, if not years, like I believe that he
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: wasn't doing it for clicks and views, or maybe it
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: was a combination of things because that's such a part
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: of his psyche to want to be a display in
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: that way.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Like maybe there was a driver in him that wanted
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: to do it, but it was also absolutely a clear
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: psychotic break. And I know that his mother has taken
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: custody of his three children. Did he have a husband?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I thought he had a husband.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I don't fucking know. I never really like paid attention
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: to Perez Hilton.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I thought he had at least a partner. So
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what the deal is with the partner
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and the children and whether the partner was a donor.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I would imagine not if Perez's mother is taking custody
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: of the children. But there were also reports when this
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: happened that the children were not in the house. So
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: the children were not present when he was doing this.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: But then it came out that they were actually in
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: the house. And that it was Perez's sister who saw
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: what was going on. And took the kids out of
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the house.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: That's so vile.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Well, if you're having a psychotic break and I mean,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I feel bad for his kids.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Like that's just so disgusting and vile to like expose
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: them to. And I know like if he was having
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: a psychotic break, obviously he's not really like aware of the,
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: the impact that he was having on his own family
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: that was in the home. And also all of the
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: viewers that unfortunately saw this on live stream for 15
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: fucking minutes before TikTok finally took it down. like it's
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: just a horrifying situation and like we've recapped this before
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: so if you want to hear like our more in-depth
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: take about this situation it's a couple videos back but
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: it's just awful and I still maintain my position of
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: I feel like this was demonic like this is so
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: evil and like you know you can make a case
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: for a lot of psychosis being demonic yes possession and
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: everything and that's another topic for another day like this
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: whole situation just like gives me the eebie-jeebies and I
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: just don't know what's going to happen to him. He
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: should get institutionalized.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. I think it would be appropriate. Have you ever
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: heard of Father Malachi Martin?
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, because of you, but no, let's pretend I don't know.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Father Malachi Martin was a priest and an exorcist and
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: he made quite a few appearances on coast to coast
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: am which is a show about paranormal stuff and it
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: was hosted by a guy named art bell who was
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: the goat of radio hosts the goat of all time
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: but he would come up you know and talk about
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: his his spiritual beliefs and he would talk about his
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: exorcisms and such and if you ever want to do
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: a deep dive into malachi martin just like art bell
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: father malachi martin And listen to some of those interviews
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: because they truly are riveting. But I just remember Father
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Malachi saying that he had been in these institutions. He'd
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: gone in to help people. And he'd also just walked
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: down a regular street in a city. And he told Art,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: you would be shocked and appalled at how many people
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: are perfectly possessed.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Businessmen, young children. stay-at-home mothers, perfectly possessed. Nobody would ever
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: think that that's what was going on. But he's like,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: but I could see it, that that's what was going on.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: And then you go into the institutions and you have
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: these various mental illnesses. And Father Malachi thought that most,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: if not all, were spiritual illnesses. Now, and we can
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: obviously talk about that and debate about that. But I mean,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: when you take it back to Perez Hilton and the
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: stuff that this person did, and even Lindsay Clancy, when
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: you think about it, being able to do that type
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: of devilry, it kind of makes you believe in perfect
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: possessions yeah and that's that and that is that but
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: i mean honestly i feel very compassionate towards perez i
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: hope he gets the help that he needs should he
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: ever regain custody of his children i personally i personally
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: do not think so i don't.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: I kind of feel like he shouldn't i kind.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Of yeah i do i.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Agree because those kids are going to need like therapy
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: to deal with that trauma that they witnessed like for
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: the rest of their lives probably.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: And so moving on to talk about maybe a little
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: lighter fare, but also enraging as well. Let's talk about
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Tom Segura and Christina P.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: So for those of you who don't know, Tom Segura
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: used to be A pretty famous and I mean, I
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: guess he's still pretty famous, but he used to be
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: really famous and funny as a comedian. And he was
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: really big in like 2012-ish. Like he was obviously started
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: his career before that, but he became a bit of
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: a superstar in 2012, 2014 when he had like his
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: first show. Netflix specials and he was married to a
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: woman named Christina P I can't pronounce her last name
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: but she was also a comedian and they had been
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: together for almost 20 years they recently announced their divorce
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: and it kind of shook the comedy community a bit
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: because Christina P and Tom Segura were were kind of
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: revered as this like power couple. They had been in
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: the business together for pretty much the entirety of both
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: of their careers. They were both really good comedians. Tom
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Segura kind of, I don't want to say overshadowed Christina P,
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: but he became more famous because Christina P got pregnant
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: with their kids and, you know, kind of took a
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: back seat after a while. But Tom Segura became really
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: big and he was famous because not only was he funny,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: but he portrayed himself to be like a really relatable
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: kind of down to earth dude. He also used to
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: be quite chubby. Yeah. And he used to be just like.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: kind of cool. Like he would crack jokes about anything
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: and everything. Him and Christina had started a podcast called
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: your mom's house that became pretty famous. Um, after a.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: While, very famous, like very successful.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: So many inside jokes, like from the very beginning. And
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Tom Segura was also a part of the Joe Rogan club,
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: like the Rogan sphere, which is another topic for another day.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: But like essentially a lot of the comics that were
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: around Joe Rogan are are kind of starting to fall
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: apart a little bit and tom segura is one of
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: them so anyway tom segura and christina p started their
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: podcast your mom's house became really famous and successful his
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: career kind of skyrocketed she had a really good career
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: for a while but then you know became a stay-at-home
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: mom not really a stay-at-home mom but.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: She got pregnant i think in 2018 with her first
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: child yep and he was doing his netflix specials and
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: he was touring and he was very popular And then
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I think she pretty immediately got pregnant again after she
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: gave birth. So like back-to-back babies.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Yes. So she was kind of out of it for
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: a little while. She was still on their podcast. And
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: the reason why it's interesting is because Tom Segura, in
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: my opinion, I think a lot of fans' opinions, has
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: had a major fall from grace. Yes. Because again, he
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: started off as this like really humble... Relatable. Relatable comic.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: He was the chubby, funny guy. And like his jokes
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: were like... I don't know, very all encompassing. Like everybody
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: could laugh at them. Like, and he was very sarcastic.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: He had a kind of a unique like sense of
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: humor and same thing with Christina P. But like I said,
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: I brought up his chubbiness. He, after I think his
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: first kid, he started working on his health, which is great.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: That's fine. Like that there's nothing wrong with like getting
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: your health in check. especially for your kids and so
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: he started working out and losing weight and being really
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: disciplined in his diet and this is where he started
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: to kind of change in his personality because he became
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: more successful and he kind of got a bit of
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: an ego about him a bit it started growing like
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: right around the time that he started losing weight and
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: it probably in his mind becoming more attractive because he
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: had always been this like funny big dude or whatever Now,
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: keep in mind, Christina P has always been known as
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: this like hot blonde that was like married to.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: She was actually on Road Rules, an MTV show.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: I thought that. Yeah.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Okay. I forgot about that. Way back in the day.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Such a little snacky poo. Very cute.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Totally. Always been. But she had always been with Tom Seger.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: She was always faithful to him. And according to her,
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: like they started out as two broke comics, like they
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: were living in an apartment in LA together, you know,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: like right at the beginning. And they like really worked
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: from the ground up to build both of their careers.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: And so to watch them divorce in real time has
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: actually been pretty sad for a lot of people. And
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: now like people are going back in the archives and
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: watching old episodes of Your Mom's House and other podcast
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: appearances that Tom Segura has been on. And they're like
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: listening to some of these really terrible jokes that Tom
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Segura has made in the past and like looking at
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: it from a different light.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: At her expense.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: At her expense. A lot of it at her expense.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: And a lot of it at other people's expense. And
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: part of the other reason why Tom has fallen from
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: grace so hard is that he became a rich, arrogant,
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: piece of shit. Like it's just as simple as that.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: So like the more fame that he amassed and the,
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: the more weight he lost.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: And the more money he got.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: The more money, the more successful he became, the more
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: pompous and more pretentious he became as well. And so
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: it started a couple years ago where he started making
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: jokes about poor people. And at first people thought maybe
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: this is just like his sense of humor or whatever,
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: because Tom has always been a pretty sarcastic dude and
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: he would make fun of pretty much everybody. But what
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: really set it off was a series of tweets that
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: he made in October, 2023 that he has since deleted
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: because he's a piece of fucking shit. And he went
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: off on an American airlines worker. So he tweeted in October,
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: 2023 saying, about how this American Airlines worker made him
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: check his bags. And he like was very mean about it.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Like I have this screenshot.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Very mean.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: He said something like, he said, dumb C-U-N-T from American
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Air made me gate check my bag. So she feels
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: the little, little power she has in her life. I
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: get it. You win this round. C-U-N-T. And he like
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: went off about this and people did not take it
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: as a joke. Like, even knowing Tom Segura and his
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: sense of humor, like all of his fans were like, dude,
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: chill out. And this was also a response from Tom
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: because he normally flew private. He flies a lot of
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: private jets and stuff because, you know, he's famous. He's
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: a successful comedian. But this one time in particular, he
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: flies American Airlines with the rest of us pours and
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: he makes a comment about it. And so when he
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: made this initial tweet, people obviously got pissed off at
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: him for it. And they were like, That's lame and entitled.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: And that's her job.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: That's what she's supposed to do.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: And she's like an underpaid worker. Like you don't need
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: to be mean to this person who's literally just doing
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: her job. And then he doubled down and he started
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: going after his fans who were giving him criticism for
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: this initial tweet. And he said, the lowest level pours
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: get upset as they've been trained to do. When you
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: point out their quote, happy to do what I'm told
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: servant mentality is They don't value time because their time
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: is worthless. You are specks of shit on a washcloth
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: and washcloths belong in the trash. And then more people
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: were like, what the fuck are you saying? Like you're
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: having a meltdown about having to check your fucking bag.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Like it's not that deep. And he just kept calling
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: people poor and poor. All of these people were replying.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: He would just say they're poor. And then he said,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: all the poors and losers are, have the same response. Oh,
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: you were inconvenienced. Well, you should accept it. That's what
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: me and my dumb poor family have done for generations.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: And then he says, this is why you're poor. And
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: so after these series of tweets came out, they went
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: viral for obvious reasons. He has since deleted them, like
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: I said, and then he continued to double down on
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: these and he continues to make poor jokes and which
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: are in bad taste, obviously.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Especially now.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Especially now. And then he also made merch of washcloths
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: that had the word poor on them that he was
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: trying to sell on his stupid fucking website. And so
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: this is where people really started to turn against Tom Segura,
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: like for the worst. They were like, okay, now you're
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: showing your true colors of what you really think about people.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: And he has since gone on podcast after podcast after podcast.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: defending his position and just shitting on all over these
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: poor people and saying that this is just your fault
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: and it's not.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: My fault I'm rich. Your audience.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Your audience are the poors and the losers.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: That made you famous in the first place. And you
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: used to be a poor loser.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Which he addressed directly by saying, yeah, that's true. My
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: fans made me famous, but it doesn't change the fact
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: that you're losers. Yes. He said that.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: He said that with his own fucking words. Like there
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: are clips of it. And so Tom Segura is just
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: a giant piece of shit. And so when him and
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Christina P announced their divorce. Not a lot of people
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: were surprised, but a lot of people went on Christina's
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: side because they're like, fuck Tom Segura. So then Christina
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: P hosted your mom's house, their podcast. on her own
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: with Duncan Trussell.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: May I interject here? Yep. Because in 2024, Christina contracted
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: breast cancer.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: Yep, yep, yep.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: She got breast cancer and had to undergo treatment. During
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: this time, Tom is... just doing his Netflix specials. He's
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: on the road constantly. There's an interview with Bert Kreischer,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: who he's got a podcast with, where Bert's like, he
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: was in Europe for 40 days, 40 days straight. So
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: he was constantly gone. And it's one thing to think
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: about the father of the children being constantly gone while they're,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I think, six and four. They were very young at
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: the time that he's just traveling and never coming home.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: And Christina's taking care of it all. But it's quite
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: another when you add on top of that, that she
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: had breast cancer. And of course, a lot of us
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: ladies have heard the statistics of men who leave women
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: who get sick when they get sick. And so she
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: gets sick with breast cancer in 2024. the lady who
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: built this entire empire with you. And one good thing
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: about building it from the ground up is there was
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: probably no prenup.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Probably not.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: It's probably no prenup. But this is the lady who
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: was there with you in the trenches. And when she
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: gets sick, Not only do you not show up for
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: life with her, but ultimately you file for divorce. And
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: it doesn't feel to me, and you'll get into her
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: discussion with Trussell, but it doesn't feel to me like
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: this is what Christina wanted. It feels like Christina wanted
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: to be in the marriage and it's Tom who's initiating everything.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Yes. And so in this announcement podcast with Christina P.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: and Duncan Trussell, Christina cries and she's very emotional about
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: it and she is very careful to not talk any
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: shit about Tom Segura even though she should in my
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: opinion but she doesn't say anything bad about Tom Segura
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: at all she says you know they started off as
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: two broke comics they worked really hard to build this
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: life that they have and all of these podcasts and
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Netflix specials and everything like they've built a really wonderful
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: life together they have two kids together And she says
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: that they had been struggling for many years prior to
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: this ultimate divorce announcement. And it seems like they divorced
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: prior to the announcement becoming public. But she was very
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: kind to Tom in this podcast special. But what we
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: hear kind of in this announcement is that, like you'd said,
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: it doesn't seem like Christina really wanted this. It seemed
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: like she really loved him. And they are amicable in
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: this split, according to Christina P., But Tom Segura hasn't
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: really talked about it. I think he made like one
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: brief announcement on an episode of Your Mom's House where
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: he just says that this was a very horrible, awful
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: experience and he doesn't really want to talk about it
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: and he's not going to talk about it publicly and
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: nobody's going to hear his opinions about it.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Which I have some feelings about because you built your
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: entire brand. It's called Your Mom's House. You built it
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: on your marriage. You built it on your life. You
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: built it on that intimate aspect of who it is
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: that you are. And now all of a sudden... Because
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: you're probably out banging other chicks. Now all of a
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: sudden you're getting a divorce and you don't want anybody
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: to ask any questions about that. You don't want to
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: address it. You don't want to talk to the people
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: who were there with you every step of the way
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: in your marriage. You don't want to talk about it though.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Now all of a sudden you need privacy.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: I don't think he wants to talk about it because
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: he knows and he can see. that the public is
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: already turning on him and they're already taking christina's side
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: like he just doesn't want any part of that and
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: i think the shitty part of him is pissed off
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: that nobody's really on his side or being like i'm
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: team tom but nobody fucking likes you dude because you've
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: shown your ass for the last several years of the
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: kind of character that you are and like When Christina
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: was going through her cancer treatment, she was not on
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: episodes of Your Mom's House for a period of time
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: because she obviously was getting like chemo or whatever. And
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Tom continued to crack jokes about Christina while she was
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: gone and about her cancer treatment. And there were a
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: lot of jokes that I think were done in really
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: poor taste about like what would happen if she died.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: And how can I fake my reaction to how she's
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: going to die? And Tom will pass this off as like,
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: I'm just joking. I'm just a comedian. But I don't know.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: There's a very fine line between a joke and a
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: really mean thing to say. You shouldn't be joking about
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: stuff like that, in my opinion, while your wife's going
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: through cancer, the mother of your children. But when she
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: was gone, he had brought on literal porn stars as
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: surrogate hosts. And he would joke about how these are
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: the new Christina movies. These are the new hosts of
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: your mom's house. And they're so much better and hotter
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: than Christina was. And mind you, Christina is also a
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: couple years older than Tom Segura. Tom, I think, is
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: 48 and Christina is like 52 or 51 or something
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: like that. And so he always was like making jokes
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: about how she was old and how she was used
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: up or whatever and how he needs to find a
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: newer model. And, you know, there's lots of clips that
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: you guys can see on YouTube. There's lots of podcast
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: creators like commenting about this. Podcast Grinch is one of them.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: and Patrick CC on YouTube. If you guys want to
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: do some more deep dives on it and you can
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: see the clips for yourself, but there's so many bad
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: jokes that are now resurfacing after this divorce that are
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: kind of shedding a light on the fact that they
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: were having problems for a long time. And it seems
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: like it was because of fucking Tom.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Well, and didn't you say in her conversation with Duncan
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Trussell that she alluded to Tom perhaps cheating on her?
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: It was heavily speculated.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: What did she say? How did that happen?
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: She wasn't saying anything that he did cheat or anything
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: like that, but she said that he traveled a lot
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: and that put a huge wedge in their marriage and
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: in the trust that they had together. And she would
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: constantly ask him to come home and that was a
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: point of contention for them. And then what supports the
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: whole cheating theory is that there's a clip of Bert Kreischer,
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: who is Tom Segura's best friend. Bert Kreischer was on
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: another podcast called Bad Friends, where he had said that
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: he told Joe Rogan that he thinks that Tom Segura
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: has been cheating on Christina P.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: And I told Rogan, Tom's cheating on Christina. I was like,
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: something's going on, man. Like, he was acting so fucking weird.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I was talking to Rogan the other night, and he's like,
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: how's everything going? You know, Rogan sometimes can get that
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: inside vibe from you. I go, something's going on with Tommy.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: He goes, wait, what's going on? I said, I don't know, man.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: I can't track it, but he's not coming to my premiere.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: And Rogan's like, whoa. He's not coming to your premiere?
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: And I was like, dude.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: And then you know how sometimes you sell your buddies
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: under the bus? I was like, he was in Europe
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: for 40 days. He only had like 10 shows. Like,
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: what's going on?
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: And he's like, wait, what do you think's going on?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I go, I think he's cheating on Christina. He's got
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: a wife over there now. He's got that Swedish wife.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: And then he's like, and I go, he's looking good.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: He's in great shape. He's wearing Gucci everywhere. He's got Rolexes, Porsches.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: And this was a couple years ago. And this was
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: because Tom Segura had spent so much time in Europe
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: and he was buying all these fancy clothes and being
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: very secretive and very weird about it. And so it's
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: already kind of in the ether that. It seems like
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Tom Segura was probably cheating on Christina P. And I
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: believe it.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I think so. That's immediately where my head goes. And
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I also want to just comment on their content generally
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: because I never really was into any of these folks
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: at all. I'm not part of the Joe Rogan manosphere
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: bullshit or whatever. But I had seen some clips of
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Christina P. with Tom where they were like watching TikToks together.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: And I thought it was really funny. I thought Christina
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: was so.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Freaking funny yeah but um i noticed that there was
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: a lot of conversation about how tom's content generally across
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: all of his podcasts had begun to change whereas before
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: you know he again was down to earth he was
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: humble cracking jokes like about the everyday man now he
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: was like talking about all of these expensive watches that
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: he was buying like he was constantly geeking out on
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: cars and watches and vodkas and scotches like he launched
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: an alcohol brand with burt and he was wearing designer clothes.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: And he seemed really overly enamored in all of these aesthetics.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: And you can really just see how, gosh, he changed.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: He changed.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: He changed. Like, see, to me, Beatrice, I think if
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I got $ 100 million, I'm not changing that much, especially
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: if I'm older. Yes, I'm going to set up a trust.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to buy some land and we're going to
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: be living on a commune. But I'm not going to
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: be like going to Manhattan and getting lip fillers. And
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be like, buying a bunch of
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: designer clothes because I think that's for me, I think
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: that's just a worthless endeavor. These things don't last. I'm
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: going to be building things and doing things, but I
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: just really don't think it would change my character. I
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: think it only can amplify a bad character that already exists.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: And so I think Tom Segura has been a bastard
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: probably this entire time.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Probably. And like a lot of people have speculated again,
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: like if you want to watch some of these deep dives,
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: I definitely encourage it. But a lot of people speculated
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: he's always been this way because he started out as
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: this fat, like, and I'm not trying to be mean
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: about that. Like he was objectively fat. He made jokes
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: about him being overweight. Um, he was this fat Tom.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: He was, he was this kind of dorky loser that
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: no one really wanted to sleep with, but he got
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: lucky with Christina P who was objectively gorgeous and chose
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: him consistently for the last 20 years.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Like she could have had anybody.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: She could have had anybody. And she was loyal to him.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: And she said this on previous podcasts throughout the years
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: about how she chose Tom Segura because he was humble.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: And he, he was the only dude that like didn't
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: try to take advantage of her. And early on in
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: their relationship, he was very respectful and because he was
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: a humble person. But then once he starts losing weight
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: and getting hot and getting all of this money and fame,
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: and he probably had a lot of like 20 year old,
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: you know, porn stars or bimbos or whatever, like hitting
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: on him, you know, because they have daddy issues or whatever.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: And they want money.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: And they want money. And I think it got to
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: his head because he started out as this kind of
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: like outcasted dude that nobody really wanted to be with.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: And that's what's so unfortunate about this whole thing. Because
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: A lot of comedians have reacted to this saying like,
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: nobody's saying you can't enjoy these like luxuries that you're
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: getting from all of this fame and this money. Like
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: nobody's saying like you can't have a big house or
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: you can't have nice clothes or nice cars or whatever,
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: or enjoy the hard earned money that you have achieved.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: But what is the problem is how you've become an
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: arrogant prick. who shits on people who make less money
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: than you do. And these are the same people that
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: have supported you throughout your career. And like you had said,
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: had made you famous in the first place. So like
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: to turn on your fan base, to turn on regular
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: shmegular people where you came from that same pot. And
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: actually people are saying Tom Segura grew up like upper
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: middle class. Like he never really was.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: His father worked for JP Morgan. Yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: So like he never really was famous. one of us
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: or anything like that. But like the fact that you
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: lost your humility along the way, and then you ultimately
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: lost your wife probably because of it.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: You threw her away.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: You threw her away.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: You didn't lose her.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: You threw her away.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Like it's just.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Like she was so much trash.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: So sad to see. And this kind of segues into
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, because in addition to Tom
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Segura's podcast with Christina P., Your Mom's House, he has
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: another podcast called Two Bears, One Cave with his best friend,
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Bert Kreischer. Bert Kreischer is another famous comedian that's in
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: this kind of Rogan sphere or whatever. But the difference
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: with Bert Kreischer is that he has been on the
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: decline for like, I don't know, the last five, six, seven,
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: eight years.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Physically and professionally.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: Like, and it's really actually pathetic and sad to watch
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: his decline because it is so in your face about it.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: And like, Burt Kreischer, I don't even think he was
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: like a bad person to begin with. Like he was
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: also just kind of this chubby dude that like made
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: jokes about his life and made jokes about his weight
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: and all this stuff. But he got really addicted to
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: alcohol and that's kind of what started his fall from
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: grace because for all intents and purposes, he's a straight
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: up alcoholic dude. And like he abuses other substances too.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: It's not even just alcohol.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Allegedly and in our opinion.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Allegedly and in our opinion. And people have been pointing
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: this out for literal years because you can see the
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: physical effects of his alleged addiction in front of your eyes.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Like he started gaining more weight. He became more flush
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: in his face. You could tell when he was drunk
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: on other podcasts and stuff. He also became increasingly more
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: and more like self-centered and narcissistic. He really loves to
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: hear himself talk. And he is so... attached to when
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: he peaked in his career his comedy career because he
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: he had some funny netflix specials too but after that
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: they just went downhill because he's not funny anymore.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: No i think they're all cashing checks on joe rogan's
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: popularity oh and now that joe rogan's popularity is going
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: down kind of plummeting i don't know what his podcast
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: numbers are i'm sure he's still killing it or whatever
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: but like he's kind of falling out of favor with, um, everybody.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: So his sidekicks like Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Jimmy Diaz or whatever his name is. I don't know
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: all those guys. Like I don't, I could care less
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: about any of them and I don't need to hear
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: them talk ever.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Me too. I only watch like the YouTubers that recap them. Yeah.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: And criticize them because I do find it interesting to
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: kind of watch how their careers have changed because they
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: did start off pretty popular in the comedy scene. And
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: now they're just like really going downhill and, And Bert
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Kreischer in particular is sad because he does very obviously,
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: in my opinion, allegedly have an alcohol abuse problem and
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: probably a drug problem. And he goes on these like
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: weird drunken rants where he like kind of talks about
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: how his life is falling apart. Like he is also
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: married to a woman. He's been married to her for
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: like the last 20 years. She was a good woman too.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: And also very beautiful and way too tolerant of his
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: bullshit in my opinion. but now they like sleep in
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: separate rooms and she doesn't really like him. And Bert
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Kreischer is starting to feel the health effects of his
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: really terrible lifestyle. And like recently he had, um, some
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: issues with some DVT, some blood clots in his lower legs.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Oh no. And his doctor urged him and everybody else
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: in his life has been telling him to stop fucking drinking. Like, please,
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: it's really embarrassing at this point. So his doctor urged him,
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: please stop drinking, please change your lifestyle. And like, eat
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: better and try and lose some weight.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I thought he was on a GLP one and I
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: thought that he was sober.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: So he was, so his daughter told him to go
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: sober for a period of like six months or something.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: his doctor stupidly gave him a date in which he
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: could start drinking again after his health apparently got better.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: And that date was in July of 2026. And so
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: now Burt Kreischer, it looks like he's drinking again. And
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: Burt Kreischer is on this podcast with Tom Segura, Two Bears,
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: One Cave. And it's honestly one of the worst podcasts
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: I've ever heard in my life. Like it's so stupid.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: And in my opinion, this also showcases Tom's really shitty
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: behavior because Tom Segura really only has him on there
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: And I think Tom Segura is smart enough to know
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: that people are talking about Bert and how he is
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: like going to die, probably falling apart. And he is
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: on this self-destructive path of life. And Tom Segura is
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: enabling it. They created a vodka line together, even though
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: he knows that Burt Kreischer has a drinking problem. And, like,
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: it's no secret. Like, Burt Kreischer even talks about how
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: he relies on alcohol and he drinks a lot every day.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: And it's really bad.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Dude, he looks like he's going to stroke out at
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: any minute.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: And Tom Segura just keeps having him on the podcast.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: And it seems like Tom Segura also, like, makes... jokes
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: at his expense as well. Like you can really see
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: watching his interactions with Christina and also with Bert, like
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: he's got an actual cruel streak. Like he likes to
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: poke fun and humiliate them.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, totally. And he thinks that he's right a lot
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: of the time. Like even with Christina P, there was
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: an episode of Your Mom's House a couple months before
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: their divorce announcement where she was talking to some guests
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: that they had about how terrible it is that Tom
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Segura is constantly gone and constantly touring and never home.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: And this guest was like, man, that's like borderline abusive
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: to like your family and your kids. And Tom Segura's
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: response was, yeah, well, you like your fucking life, Christina?
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: You better be grateful for it of all of my
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: touring and stuff because I provide all this money. You
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: like your fucking life? And there's a lot of YouTubers
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: that say that this started because Tom Segura got really
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: into the Andrew Tate spear right yes of thinking this
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: like toxic they interviewed Andrew Tate they did and he
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: was very like supportive.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Very effusive yes very much ball washing Andrew Tate and
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: you could see Christina there going like okay but you
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: really believe this and Andrew Tate's like yeah my woman
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: needs to do x y and z for me and
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Tom's like absolutely Christina are you listening just take notes
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: you don't have to say anything just take notes yes
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: just gross I mean I the good news I think
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: is that we're finally getting over this manosphere, red pill,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: bro Rogan and company stuff that's been going on in
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: our national consciousness for the last, I don't know, 10 years,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: it feels like. And like all of the influence that
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan has wielded politically, socially, scientifically, and not all
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: of it was bad at all. Like a lot of
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: it was good, but like, I just feel like all
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: of us are just like, I'm sick of these guys.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: They're all disgusting. They're richer than sin. What are they
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: doing that's charitable? What are they doing that's good? You
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: can't even honor your women. Bert's been on multiple podcasts
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: talking about he misses cheating. I wish I could cheat.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Like they're just despicable pieces of shit. And these are
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: the middle-aged fucking guys we're going to hold up as
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: some sort of symbol for what guys should aspire to?
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: No way.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: No way. And I think that just to conclude this segment,
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: like it's just interesting how like money and fame can
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: corrupt people in this way or really show their true
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: character once they get enough money and power and status
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: that they feel like they can, you know, take off
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: the mask or whatever and show us who they actually are.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: And it's really unfortunate because so many people I know
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: look up to these figures and look up to these
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: comedians and stuff similar to how people look up to
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: certain celebrities and stuff like that. And we just have
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: to be able to have honest conversations about the characters
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: of these people and like how good is their influence
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: really in the grand scheme of things. And I just,
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I hate Tom Segura.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I hate Tom Segura. I'm absolutely team Christina P.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I'm glad there was no prenup. She deserves half of everything.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: And I saw that. The podcast she did discussing the
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: divorce got twice as many views as the podcast that
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Tom did discussing the divorce. And so it looks like
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: people are rallying for Christina P and she deserves that 100%.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: And really the only people that watch anything that Tom
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Segura is a part of, same thing with burke kreischer
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: are the people that are just losers clowning well they're
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: they're clowning oh oh yeah there's really critiques very few
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: people that actually like support these dudes anymore.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Who watches them like earnestly honestly Because they're having fun.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, is it even possible to do that? Like
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: who listens to that?
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Nobody. And like I was watching some recaps earlier today
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: just to get this refreshed in my mind. Like there
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: was a period of time where like Tom Segura was
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: actually kind of funny. And it's really unfortunate that like
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: he went to this from somebody who was kind of
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: likable and humble and kind of normal or like at
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: least portraying himself to be normal. And then now he's
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: just this arrogant, rich, fuck who's like LARPing as a billionaire.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Just another elite. Yes. Who's worthless.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: Who wants to act like he's so fucking cool. Like
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: he's probably got his own fucking bunker that he has
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: spent money on building.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: He's not that rich.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: But I just, I'm like, I hate them all.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: And especially in today's climate when there is so much
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: wealth inequality, I'm like, this is not the look, dude.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: No, it is not.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: At all. Get fucked.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Absolutely get fucked. I hate, I'm not even going to
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: say what I was going to say because I just
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: said get fucked. And to that end, let's conclude with,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: I think I need a swear jar. I honestly do
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: because it is so, it's so uncool for me to
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: be swearing every other fourth word. And I know that
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I have been doing it for years, but like, I
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: really just want to stop swearing so much.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: I do too.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I know you do, but I mean, I think I'm worse.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I was just going to quote Jesus after saying, get fucked.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that. But yeah, these people,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: I don't look up to celebrities. I do not care
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: about celebrity culture. I think it is entirely toxic. I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: think it is bread and circuses. I think it is
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: opiate for the masses. And I think we all need
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: to weigh up.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: And I need to swear less. And on that note, Beatrice,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: is there anything else that we need to say to
• 1:01:01
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• 1:01:03
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• 1:01:06
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• 1:01:08
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• 1:01:10
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• 1:01:12
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• 1:01:14
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• 1:01:18
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• 1:01:21
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• 1:01:24
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• 1:01:26
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• 1:01:28
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• 1:01:32
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