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- 0:32Speaker 3: So the load management is not over.
- 0:37Speaker 1: But the guys, the NBA decided to play basketball again
- 0:39Speaker 1: and they had some nationally televised games. The New York Knicks,
- 0:44Speaker 1: the softy Knicks, got beaten by the Pistons, who have
- 0:47Speaker 1: the top record in the NBA.
- 0:49Speaker 3: The Detroit Pistons have the top record in the NBA.
- 0:52Speaker 1: There was that in the great effort by the Golden
- 0:54Speaker 1: State Warriors there just tremendous. Got their ass handed to
- 0:58Speaker 1: them by the Boston Celtics in one of the other
- 1:00Speaker 1: featured games. And the People's team, the Clippers getting her done,
- 1:04Speaker 1: get her done with trading away two of their key players.
- 1:09Speaker 3: No matter how.
- 1:09Speaker 1: About the Nuggets. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing for the Denver Nuggets,
- 1:13Speaker 1: but we're not going to talk about that. The story
- 1:15Speaker 1: here continues to be about things other than the actual
- 1:21Speaker 1: games themselves.
- 1:21Speaker 3: So our lead this hot.
- 1:22Speaker 1: We're going to go to the Valley of the Sun
- 1:24Speaker 1: indirectly some spicy words and we love spicy words from
- 1:29Speaker 1: the oligarch of the cat guy. Yes, if you didn't
- 1:33Speaker 1: see this, perhaps you missed it. So Matt Ishbia, you
- 1:37Speaker 1: might not know who that is. He's just a random
- 1:38Speaker 1: rich dude who bought her basketball team. He owns the Suns.
- 1:42Speaker 1: It's Matt with one T. I guess the family could
- 1:44Speaker 1: not afford the other te so Matt Ishpia sounding off
- 1:49Speaker 1: on social media over the long standing issue has been
- 1:53Speaker 1: going on for a while, but it's been in the.
- 1:55Speaker 3: Spot like the last couple of weeks here that they.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Finally realized they have a problem the NBA that half
- 2:02Speaker 1: the teams in their business are not trying to win games.
- 2:06Speaker 1: And you had people come out and endorse this and
- 2:09Speaker 1: also anyway, matt Isshbia, get to the point, please all right.
- 2:11Speaker 1: So to get to the point, Matt Ashbia, the Sun's
- 2:14Speaker 1: owner there called the idea of tanking.
- 2:17Speaker 3: The losing behavior done by.
- 2:20Speaker 1: Losers is what he said, and he's also went on
- 2:23Speaker 1: to say it's much worse than any prop bet scandal, which, oh,
- 2:28Speaker 1: by the way, the NBA's got that going too. So
- 2:33Speaker 1: it's they're talking about spinning plates here. I got a
- 2:36Speaker 1: lot going on, So it's good jumping off point. Let
- 2:38Speaker 1: us discuss. Let's start with the first part of that
- 2:40Speaker 1: and then we'll work our way through it. So the
- 2:42Speaker 1: question for the panel, and you're part of that, you're
- 2:46Speaker 1: part of the panel, how did you react to the
- 2:50Speaker 1: Sun's owner was an NBA team here matt Isshbia saying
- 2:54Speaker 1: that NBA tanking is losing behavior done by losers. So
- 3:00Speaker 1: I've got trojan antibiotic resistant and forty seven page manual,
- 3:07Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and we're.
- 3:10Speaker 3: Gonna literally jump through hoops. We're gonna do the hula
- 3:14Speaker 3: hoop is what we're gonna do. So A I gotta
- 3:17Speaker 3: tell you, all right, Sometimes you tack here and you're like, okay,
- 3:20Speaker 3: I'll talk about that. This I'm interested in. If I
- 3:23Speaker 3: were to pick an emoji for this, I would pick
- 3:25Speaker 3: the heart emoji. I loved it. I loved it. I
- 3:27Speaker 3: loved it. I need that pumping in my veins.
- 3:30Speaker 1: I love rich Guy on rich Guy crime right, owner
- 3:32Speaker 1: and owner crime so good. Mattishbia, the Son's owner there
- 3:38Speaker 1: at some point he's gonna have to face all these
- 3:40Speaker 1: other owners.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Of course, they don't call him owners because Draymond Green got.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Upset, so they have to call him Governor's which is
- 3:44Speaker 1: the dumbest thing you could possibly do it.
- 3:47Speaker 3: Anyway, Mattishbia is gonna walk in with the other owners.
- 3:50Speaker 3: I said it. Oh my god, you said it. You
- 3:52Speaker 3: call them owners, Oh my god.
- 3:55Speaker 1: Anyway, Ishbi is gonna walk into the NBA cartel, that
- 3:58Speaker 1: smoky back room.
- 3:59Speaker 3: We're all the rich oligarchs get together, and after he just.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Ripped half of the League of Professional Bouncy Ball, calling
- 4:10Speaker 1: them essentially bumps, eurobum, eurobum eurobum, calling out teams like
- 4:16Speaker 1: the Pacers, the Kings, the Jazz, the Wizards, all dead wood,
- 4:22Speaker 1: the Deadwood brigade of the NBA, and also giving a
- 4:28Speaker 1: body blow to Mark Cuban, the anti Mark Cuban. Remember Cuban,
- 4:32Speaker 1: the guy that owned the Mavericks, loved the Mavericks, identified
- 4:36Speaker 1: as the Maverick Guy, got all these other gigs as
- 4:38Speaker 1: he owned the Mavericks, then sold the Mavericks, but still
- 4:42Speaker 1: pretends like he owns the team and he's the guy
- 4:45Speaker 1: that wanted the NBA to embrace the tank. He wants
- 4:48Speaker 1: that business to embrace the tank.
- 4:50Speaker 3: Well it should be.
- 4:51Speaker 1: The Suns owner said hell no, and good for him, right.
- 4:55Speaker 1: And the whole tank thing is like it's putting a
- 4:57Speaker 1: raccoon in the pantry and having the raccoon just toss
- 5:01Speaker 1: the food around. If you tank to get the number
- 5:06Speaker 1: one pick overall in the draft, the draft becomes a
- 5:11Speaker 1: trojan horse, is what it becomes, because you're not most
- 5:15Speaker 1: of the time, you're not going to get the number
- 5:16Speaker 1: one pick. And then secondly, even when you do get
- 5:20Speaker 1: the number one pick, not all of them turn out
- 5:23Speaker 1: to be that great. The idea that oh you're guaranteed,
- 5:26Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, not the case. Right, So it's
- 5:29Speaker 1: a trojan horse to the soul of the game is
- 5:33Speaker 1: what it is, It truly is, and it's it's malware.
- 5:37Speaker 1: It's software that looks useful but rots the hard drive
- 5:42Speaker 1: is what it is. And the NBA is dealing with
- 5:44Speaker 1: that right now. And by the way, Matt Ishbia is
- 5:46Speaker 1: a man of his word. He's not just talking to talk,
- 5:48Speaker 1: he's walking the walk. The Sun's dumped control of every
- 5:53Speaker 1: first round pick to twenty thirty two.
- 5:56Speaker 3: It seems like it's far away, but if you look
- 5:58Speaker 3: at the calendar, like six years away, it's not that
- 6:01Speaker 3: far anyway.
- 6:02Speaker 1: He's living the F them picks, F them picks, F
- 6:07Speaker 1: them picks lifestyle.
- 6:09Speaker 3: You don't this gonna blow you away.
- 6:11Speaker 1: You don't have to suck to put a competitive team
- 6:14Speaker 1: on the court.
- 6:15Speaker 3: Oh you do know what you're talking about. That's what
- 6:17Speaker 3: you're doing overnights. Oh my god, shut up, you lose there.
- 6:21Speaker 1: There's more than one way to peel an orange. This
- 6:24Speaker 1: is gonna really shock you, and I hope you're okay.
- 6:27Speaker 1: You know, there is a way where you can actually
- 6:29Speaker 1: develop talent.
- 6:31Speaker 3: You can find hidden gems. Oh no, you can't, what's
- 6:35Speaker 3: wrong with you? Yeah?
- 6:36Speaker 1: You can actually use some old fashioned coaching. There's this
- 6:39Speaker 1: term called coaching them up instead of just praying to
- 6:43Speaker 1: the ping pong gods.
- 6:47Speaker 3: It's ridiculous. I need the ping pong ball. No, you
- 6:49Speaker 3: don't need. No.
- 6:50Speaker 2: No.
- 6:52Speaker 1: And so we are on the cancel the draft train.
- 6:56Speaker 1: We are on that train right now. I don't think
- 6:58Speaker 1: that's going to happen. We would like that to happen.
- 7:01Speaker 3: That is the doomsday scenario. Now riding the narrative wave
- 7:05Speaker 3: that we're already on right now and.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Turning to page two, So parsing the words, we'd like
- 7:10Speaker 1: to parse the words, and we go back to the
- 7:14Speaker 1: Sun's Owner the question thumbs up or thumbs down, Thumbs up,
- 7:20Speaker 1: thumbs down on the Son's owner Matt Ashbia and his
- 7:23Speaker 1: claim that tanking is much worse than the NBA's prop
- 7:28Speaker 1: bet scandal. So I'm gonna go thumbs up on this.
- 7:33Speaker 1: I agree with him on this two. We're two for two.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Good take, good take day by the Sun's owner. We're
- 7:38Speaker 1: two for two.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Now, if you had to pick one of these, knife
- 7:43Speaker 3: to your throat and you had to pick one, I'm
- 7:45Speaker 3: gonna ride with Matt Ashbia on this one, and the
- 7:49Speaker 3: rest of you are stuck in the slow lane and
- 7:51Speaker 3: I'm riding in the fast. And then here's why. Let
- 7:52Speaker 3: me tell you why.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Because on one side, yeah, there's no way that predicting,
- 8:00Speaker 1: not predicting, fixing these prop bets is good. Right, You've
- 8:03Speaker 1: got mobsters involved, You've got point shaving goblins and the
- 8:07Speaker 1: shadows and all that. That's bad to the bone, bad,
- 8:11Speaker 1: bad to the bone. However, when you use the Malard microscope,
- 8:15Speaker 1: you get the Malard microscope out the prop fix on
- 8:19Speaker 1: a rebound prop over under or a point total prop
- 8:24Speaker 1: or whatever that might be. That is what's called a
- 8:26Speaker 1: contained outbreak. It's like a controlled burn. It's control burn now,
- 8:33Speaker 1: it contained outbreak. It only bleeds the bookies and the
- 8:38Speaker 1: degenerates that are betting a lot of money on props. Right,
- 8:41Speaker 1: that's a small percentage of those that consume the product.
- 8:45Speaker 3: Tanking, though, is not just an eyesore. It's not just
- 8:49Speaker 3: an eyesore.
- 8:50Speaker 1: It is an antibiotic resistant staff infection, is what it is.
- 8:54Speaker 1: It's a staff infection that can kill you. It damages
- 8:58Speaker 1: every single person that buys a ticket. It kills your
- 9:03Speaker 1: TV audience. Nobody wants to watch bad basketball teams that
- 9:06Speaker 1: aren't trying. People know when they're not trying. And it
- 9:10Speaker 1: gives you. Apathy is what it gives you. It's the
- 9:14Speaker 1: deadliest thing in all of sport, is apathy.
- 9:16Speaker 3: But you just don't care. You just don't care. And
- 9:19Speaker 3: you said, well, yeah but yeah, bit, yeah butit yeah
- 9:22Speaker 3: itIt yeah itIt yeah butit yeah but yeah it No,
- 9:23Speaker 3: it's the aabbot rabbit. So you go, yeah, but oh no, no,
- 9:27Speaker 3: just give it a couple of years.
- 9:28Speaker 1: They'll get that topic and everyone will come back with
- 9:30Speaker 1: you know, people find other things to do, and they're like,
- 9:33Speaker 1: it's a lot cheaper. I'm not gonna get my you
- 9:35Speaker 1: know what handed me when I when I watch this team,
- 9:37Speaker 1: I have to pay for this thing and that thing
- 9:38Speaker 1: and what you're gonna call it and.
- 9:39Speaker 3: All that, and they don't come back.
- 9:42Speaker 4: Now.
- 9:42Speaker 1: I know a bunch of guys around my age, we
- 9:45Speaker 1: were all huge sportsmans, loved sports right and a good
- 9:50Speaker 1: number of my some of my closest friends growing up,
- 9:53Speaker 1: they don't like sports anymore. They don't like what sports
- 9:56Speaker 1: has become. They don't like the greed, they don't like
- 9:59Speaker 1: the attitudes in sports, and so they just stopped and
- 10:03Speaker 1: they're not going back.
- 10:04Speaker 3: And they're like, oh, you're still doing that sports. Yeah,
- 10:05Speaker 3: I'll do the sports. Oh I used to like sports.
- 10:08Speaker 3: I used to like sports. And that's the danger. And
- 10:11Speaker 3: so idiots don't understand this. They're not that smart. I
- 10:14Speaker 3: get it.
- 10:14Speaker 1: I understand you wouldn't understand how that all works. But
- 10:18Speaker 1: it's a massive, massive issue. And in this life you
- 10:22Speaker 1: either work hard. In life, you work hard you save
- 10:25Speaker 1: your money and try to make something better. Or in
- 10:28Speaker 1: the NBA mindset, which is everywhere right now, you just
- 10:31Speaker 1: go down to the casino, you pray for green double zero,
- 10:37Speaker 1: and you spin the Roulett wheel. Tanking is the NBA's
- 10:40Speaker 1: roulette wheel, and it creates a culture of apathy that
- 10:44Speaker 1: smells like a nice dumpster after a weekend at the
- 10:48Speaker 1: state Fair on a Sunday afternoon.
- 10:54Speaker 3: What house? Whose house? The crap house?
- 10:56Speaker 1: Yes, nauseating all right now, last word, there is a
- 11:01Speaker 1: new revelation on this topic, the tanking topic of the
- 11:05Speaker 1: day and Commissioner Adam Silver high ho Silver, Adam Silver
- 11:12Speaker 1: and his minions from planet but dunka dunka dunka dunkadunka
- 11:18Speaker 1: outside the cosmos, outside the milky Way.
- 11:20Speaker 4: There.
- 11:21Speaker 1: So Adam Silver and his people other lizard people are
- 11:27Speaker 1: considering a gaggle, a gaggle of changes to put a
- 11:31Speaker 1: choke hold on the end of the tank.
- 11:35Speaker 3: And you're just gonna get rid of the not the lottery.
- 11:39Speaker 3: You're gonna get rid of it. You're gonna change it.
- 11:40Speaker 1: So if you didn't see this one, as we understand it,
- 11:43Speaker 1: the NBA, it's not locked in yet, but the plan
- 11:46Speaker 1: is next season, they will freeze lottery odds at the
- 11:49Speaker 1: trade deadline or a later date.
- 11:51Speaker 3: And that's just the tip of the spear. But wait,
- 11:53Speaker 3: there's more.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Only allowing first rounders to have top top four or
- 11:59Speaker 1: top fourteen plus protection, So you're.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Gonna limit the protections on that.
- 12:02Speaker 1: You're going to block teams from selecting in the top
- 12:05Speaker 1: four in consecutive years. That's called the long suck, not
- 12:09Speaker 1: to short suck. The long suck or after consecutive bottom
- 12:13Speaker 1: three finishes.
- 12:14Speaker 3: It is interesting to note.
- 12:16Speaker 1: That Major League Baseball has that essentially that rule in there.
- 12:20Speaker 1: Remember the Chicago White Sox if you're baseball fan a
- 12:22Speaker 1: couple years agohead like the worst record in a long time,
- 12:26Speaker 1: and they could not get the number one pick because
- 12:29Speaker 1: of the rules that Baseball had put in but preventing
- 12:33Speaker 1: teams from having a top four pick a year after
- 12:37Speaker 1: reaching the conference finals.
- 12:39Speaker 3: Hello Indiana Pacers, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
- 12:42Speaker 3: ding ding.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Moving lottery odds to records over a two year period
- 12:48Speaker 1: rather than only for the previous season, All that one's
- 12:50Speaker 1: just gonna encourage long term suck playing tournament teams that
- 12:54Speaker 1: for gaysey playing tournament that they have because Adam Silver
- 12:58Speaker 1: got a you.
- 12:58Speaker 3: Know what, we had a rash and thought that was
- 13:01Speaker 3: a good idea.
- 13:01Speaker 1: So the plans tournament teams would also be included in
- 13:03Speaker 1: the draft lottery, and so they would flatten the lottery
- 13:06Speaker 1: odds for all the team's question.
- 13:09Speaker 3: Here's the question.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Are Adam Silver's plans to combat tanking going to fix
- 13:16Speaker 1: the NBA's problem.
- 13:17Speaker 3: The rules that have been laid out, I only gave
- 13:19Speaker 3: you some of them. There are other rules I did
- 13:21Speaker 3: not have time to get to. You can look them
- 13:24Speaker 3: up on your own.
- 13:25Speaker 1: Are Adam Silver's plans You're going to going to work
- 13:27Speaker 1: to fix tanking? So I am shaking my head.
- 13:30Speaker 4: No.
- 13:31Speaker 3: With my eyes closed here, I'm shaking my head. No.
- 13:34Speaker 3: No chance.
- 13:35Speaker 1: If you need this is a malar truism. If you
- 13:38Speaker 1: need a forty seven page manual to stop teams from
- 13:44Speaker 1: trying to lose, you've got a much bigger problem on
- 13:48Speaker 1: your hands right now.
- 13:49Speaker 3: They've got a.
- 13:50Speaker 1: Pre existing condition. As we've talked about for forty plus years,
- 13:53Speaker 1: the NBA has preached that the draft lottery is the
- 13:57Speaker 1: pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. You
- 14:00Speaker 1: created the monster. That's your baby, Frankenstein. You indoctrinated every
- 14:05Speaker 1: coach GM and all these cats, and these guys that
- 14:09Speaker 1: were not even a lot of them, weren't even alive
- 14:12Speaker 1: when the lottery started. I had a lot of young
- 14:14Speaker 1: cats out there coaching in GM and all that stuff,
- 14:17Speaker 1: or they were little kids when the lottery started. And
- 14:21Speaker 1: you've led everyone to believe this is the only strategy.
- 14:24Speaker 3: That's it. You train them to chase ping pong balls.
- 14:27Speaker 1: That's all they know. And of course, now what's Adam
- 14:30Speaker 1: Silver's answer. Bureaucracy, more and more layers, more and more layers.
- 14:37Speaker 3: It's like Congress.
- 14:39Speaker 1: It will solve all of life's problems with laws because
- 14:43Speaker 1: people follow laws. Oh wait a minute, bad people don't
- 14:46Speaker 1: follow laws.
- 14:47Speaker 3: Okay, got it. Okay, So you're gonna.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Put these rules in and the teams that are not
- 14:52Speaker 1: trying to tank, okay, we'll follow the rules. But the
- 14:54Speaker 1: teams that are trying to tank, they're gonna find new
- 14:56Speaker 1: ways to circumvent the system there. And that's the way
- 14:59Speaker 1: it goes. And so when I see these rules, I
- 15:00Speaker 1: just yawn, I stretch and I yawn. And this is
- 15:04Speaker 1: the walk of shame that you actually need to legislate
- 15:08Speaker 1: or attempt to legislate effort and trying.
- 15:11Speaker 3: To win the game.
- 15:12Speaker 1: A statute, by the way, is not a force field.
- 15:15Speaker 1: It is a boundary marker, as we said, right so,
- 15:18Speaker 1: and you know and I know that nerd Army, they're
- 15:21Speaker 1: already coding up new ways to bend the system.
- 15:25Speaker 3: Is there that we can get around this rule. We
- 15:28Speaker 3: have to win this number of games and then the
- 15:30Speaker 3: next year we can lose this number and then we'll
- 15:33Speaker 3: be in good shape there. But either way, this wave
- 15:35Speaker 3: of rules.
- 15:37Speaker 1: It's not about integrity. It's about business partners and that's gambling.
- 15:44Speaker 1: With the capitals here, we like gambling. We support gambling.
- 15:47Speaker 1: We think adults should be able to do that for
- 15:50Speaker 1: recreational purposes. And you bet a little bit, don't go
- 15:54Speaker 1: out of your means. It's something you can do as
- 15:55Speaker 1: a grown up. It's fun and you know going in
- 15:59Speaker 1: you're not gonna probably much, but maybe it win a
- 16:01Speaker 1: little bit and that's all you need. But if betters think,
- 16:04Speaker 1: if the casual better thinks that the game is being
- 16:07Speaker 1: manipulated and they don't know how it's being manipulated and
- 16:12Speaker 1: they can't figure it out and they lose money on it,
- 16:15Speaker 1: then eventually the handle dries up. That's the amount of
- 16:18Speaker 1: money that's wagered, and then that's essentially the butcher knife.
- 16:22Speaker 3: The gambling houses are like, why are we spending all
- 16:25Speaker 3: this money on advertising and all.
- 16:26Speaker 1: This what's the point? You just took a butcher knife
- 16:29Speaker 1: to our heart. It doesn't seem like a good, good
- 16:32Speaker 1: business that we want to be part of.
- 16:34Speaker 3: So what are you doing?
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- 17:15Speaker 1: and we're back at it again this hour, talking Bay's Ball,
- 17:19Speaker 1: Talking Bay's Ball. So I lead this hour from the
- 17:21Speaker 1: Grapefruit League. I'm not going to start out with the
- 17:24Speaker 1: sowarycap conversation.
- 17:26Speaker 3: And all that. No, no, no, pivotal. I'll get to that eventually.
- 17:31Speaker 3: I'll get to that. I don't want to hear about that.
- 17:34Speaker 3: I just relaxed. So I go to spring training camp
- 17:38Speaker 3: in Florida, where the Atlanta Braves are said to be
- 17:42Speaker 3: one of the teams lurking in the shadows, bird dogging
- 17:46Speaker 3: the Dodgers in the National League. And if the.
- 17:49Speaker 1: Dodgers were to stumble that the Atlanta Braves would be
- 17:52Speaker 1: the team. Of course, they've had some major injuries already.
- 17:56Speaker 1: They're pitching staff. But former Braves pitcher and current Atlanta
- 18:00Speaker 1: broadcaster CJ. Ninkowski pretty mediocre pitcher.
- 18:04Speaker 3: But CJ.
- 18:05Speaker 1: In Ninkowski he has decided he wants Major League Baseball
- 18:08Speaker 1: to change how they handle sho Hey Otani, do you
- 18:12Speaker 1: see this?
- 18:14Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 18:14Speaker 1: And Nikowski recently went on the Socials and went on a.
- 18:19Speaker 3: Little bit of a rant.
- 18:20Speaker 1: The Atlanta Braves broadcaster said it is time to revisit
- 18:24Speaker 1: the Otani rule. He went on to say, why do
- 18:27Speaker 1: the Dodgers get to carry an extra pitcher when Otani
- 18:31Speaker 1: is making regular starts in the rotation.
- 18:34Speaker 3: He had a question mark there.
- 18:35Speaker 1: So this led, of course to a feeding frenzy of
- 18:39Speaker 1: people who were not dog piling on CJ.
- 18:42Speaker 3: Nkowski. They were supporting him.
- 18:44Speaker 1: They're like, oh, yeah, you're right, it's not fair. So
- 18:47Speaker 1: that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
- 18:50Speaker 1: the question braves broadcaster CJ. Nikowski wanting baseball to revisit,
- 18:56Speaker 1: which is really a nice.
- 18:57Speaker 3: Way of saying, let's get rid of this Otani rule.
- 18:59Speaker 3: That's what he meant.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Does anyone disagree with that? Does anyone disagree that he
- 19:02Speaker 1: wanted to get rid of the Otani rule? So how
- 19:04Speaker 1: does that sound to you? Now, I've got the bubonic plague,
- 19:09Speaker 1: Professor Egan and saber tooth tiger, and we will combine
- 19:16Speaker 1: all of these things together, and we are going to
- 19:20Speaker 1: deliver the knockout blow.
- 19:22Speaker 3: Boom boom, the knockout blow, just like that.
- 19:25Speaker 2: All right?
- 19:25Speaker 3: So number I said number Yeah, Okay, the ups and downs, right,
- 19:36Speaker 3: the ups and down. Now, we did not get the memo.
- 19:39Speaker 3: We did not get the memo that CJ. Nankowski is
- 19:43Speaker 3: the rules expert in Major League Baseball. We didn't get that.
- 19:48Speaker 3: I guess it happened. I might have missed it. I
- 19:50Speaker 3: might have missed it.
- 19:51Speaker 1: My heart bleeds for Atlanta that this is one of
- 19:55Speaker 1: their broadcasters and is pathetic with a capital peek.
- 19:59Speaker 3: We have not even and had the first spring training
- 20:02Speaker 3: game they begin shortly. We have not had the first
- 20:05Speaker 3: spring training game. And the Blue Crew bubonic plague, the
- 20:11Speaker 3: Blue Crew bubonic plague is already rotting away the brains
- 20:16Speaker 3: of many around Major League Baseball. So good. I gotta
- 20:21Speaker 3: tell you, some of you know.
- 20:24Speaker 1: When in my younger days, I did the Dodger postgame show,
- 20:26Speaker 1: I did the Dodger Talk and they sucked. Okay, And
- 20:31Speaker 1: I've told this so before, but I would rant. I
- 20:33Speaker 1: was like, why can't the Dodgers be like the Yankees?
- 20:35Speaker 1: Because the Yankees at that time where they were the
- 20:37Speaker 1: dynasty and all that, and the Dodgers were a bunch
- 20:39Speaker 1: of tight wads, And I said, why couldn't they be
- 20:41Speaker 1: like the Yanks? Well, here, I've lived long enough and
- 20:44Speaker 1: I see widespread d DS Dodger Derangement syndrome. It's real,
- 20:51Speaker 1: and the Atlanta Braves, led by their broadcaster here, are
- 20:54Speaker 1: suffering from it.
- 20:56Speaker 3: Is it true?
- 20:58Speaker 1: Is it true that see Nikkowski is just not merely
- 21:03Speaker 1: talking that he is a messenger pigeon for the hierarchy
- 21:09Speaker 1: of the bravest franchise. Now this is where my conspiratorial
- 21:14Speaker 1: mind kicks in. I ask the question to you, you
- 21:18Speaker 1: are on the jury. Is it possible that Alex Anthopolis,
- 21:24Speaker 1: the big shot executive there in the front office in Atlanta,
- 21:29Speaker 1: have been whispering.
- 21:30Speaker 3: This and hey, hey, CJ, Yeah, what do you want? CJ?
- 21:36Speaker 3: Can you go on the socials and toss this out,
- 21:39Speaker 3: get this thing, go and see if we can get
- 21:40Speaker 3: some support, get a grassroots movement here to.
- 21:43Speaker 1: Screw the Dodgers over. Just kind of poke the blue crew. Okay, sure,
- 21:47Speaker 1: no problem, Shoe Altani. I might be wrong on this,
- 21:51Speaker 1: but he is a global unicorn. Baseball is a sport
- 21:55Speaker 1: that has a bunch of regional stars, and Otani has
- 21:59Speaker 1: crossed the room and he's a global star. And Atlanta
- 22:05Speaker 1: they're chasing the Dodger, right, I mentioned they're bird dogging.
- 22:08Speaker 1: And you look at some of the expectations this year.
- 22:11Speaker 1: The Braves, assuming they find some starting pitching here, supposed
- 22:14Speaker 1: to be one of the teams that are in contention
- 22:16Speaker 1: of the National League, and every team this can blow
- 22:19Speaker 1: you away. Nobody else has this take Every team can
- 22:22Speaker 1: use the Otani rule. Every single team can use the
- 22:25Speaker 1: Otani rule. Just go out and find a guy to start.
- 22:27Speaker 1: You don't have to find a guy hit fifty home
- 22:28Speaker 1: runs and start. You can find a guy that can
- 22:30Speaker 1: be a number five starter and take the advantage, take
- 22:33Speaker 1: the advantage of having an extra player in the bullpen
- 22:36Speaker 1: or whatever you want to do with that extra roster spot.
- 22:39Speaker 1: But you're telling me you can't, you can't find anyone.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Like My experience around baseball players is almost all of
- 22:45Speaker 1: them were the.
- 22:47Speaker 3: Top player on their little league team. Almost all of.
- 22:49Speaker 1: Them were the top player on their high school team.
- 22:51Speaker 1: Almost all of them at one point was a pitch.
- 22:54Speaker 1: We're pitching like the.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Even these guys, well that's the guy's just a left fielder.
- 22:58Speaker 1: Well in high school, he's started every game and won
- 23:01Speaker 1: every game.
- 23:02Speaker 3: You know, he went a lightweight. They were lightweights.
- 23:05Speaker 1: And then what you do is you pigeonhole these guys
- 23:08Speaker 1: and you say, well, you're a hitter, you're not a pitcher,
- 23:10Speaker 1: and they'll like, well, okay, things have changed, things have changed.
- 23:14Speaker 1: It's really kind. It's sad for that. I feel bad
- 23:16Speaker 1: for the Braves fans Tommy and Atlanta. Those guys soft.
- 23:19Speaker 1: It's the victim mentality and that's not the Braves. I know,
- 23:23Speaker 1: where's Chief Knakahoma? Where has Chief Knockahoma gone? When he's
- 23:28Speaker 1: rolling over in his grave right now is what he's
- 23:29Speaker 1: doing right Meanwhile, page two we go to the Bronx
- 23:34Speaker 1: and one of the players, one of the few players
- 23:36Speaker 1: in baseball that does not give a boring quote, plays
- 23:39Speaker 1: for the New York Yankees. He's the second baseman named
- 23:43Speaker 1: Jazz Chisholm Junior. And he's just warming up, just warming
- 23:47Speaker 1: up there in the bugey down Brocks, getting ready for
- 23:49Speaker 1: the season and actually in Florida. So Jaszism is not
- 23:55Speaker 1: only planning on winning the most Valuable Player award in
- 23:59Speaker 1: the American League, he's also going to take home the
- 24:01Speaker 1: Silver Slugger and a gold Glove. That's right, He's going
- 24:06Speaker 1: to hit the trifecta.
- 24:07Speaker 3: But wait, there's more.
- 24:09Speaker 1: He also believes that he has the tools to become
- 24:11Speaker 1: the second player in baseball history to hit fifty home
- 24:16Speaker 1: runs and steal fifty bases in a single season.
- 24:22Speaker 3: Tani, we just talked about him. Showy Otani, the first
- 24:25Speaker 3: and only to do it a couple of years ago
- 24:27Speaker 3: for the Doyers. There's even more. But wait, there's even more.
- 24:30Speaker 1: He's also talking about a ten war that's wins above
- 24:35Speaker 1: replacement season. Chisholm has never posted more than a four
- 24:41Speaker 1: point four on the war statistic, which the nerds absolutely love.
- 24:47Speaker 1: And he's targeting the big shot there. He wants the
- 24:51Speaker 1: big number there, and he believes that just cleaning up
- 24:54Speaker 1: his defense will help this all skyrocket, etc.
- 24:58Speaker 3: Etc. Etc. So, Now, as you might imagine, when you
- 25:02Speaker 3: tell these tall tales.
- 25:05Speaker 1: And these shaggy dog stories and all that, you get roasted.
- 25:08Speaker 1: So Jazz Chisholm was getting smoked.
- 25:10Speaker 3: What are you doing, dude, You're not good. He was
- 25:13Speaker 3: on the All Star team. I think he's in that
- 25:15Speaker 3: weird area where he's a good player, not a great player,
- 25:18Speaker 3: and there's a lot of guys like that. I don't
- 25:20Speaker 3: think he's as good as like the accolades he's gotten.
- 25:24Speaker 3: He plays with the Yankees.
- 25:25Speaker 1: Everything gets elevated when you play for the for the Yankees,
- 25:28Speaker 1: it is also somebody that needs to be mentioned here.
- 25:30Speaker 3: He's going to be a free agent at the end
- 25:33Speaker 3: of this season.
- 25:33Speaker 1: The Yankees did not decide to sign him to a
- 25:36Speaker 1: new mega contract.
- 25:38Speaker 3: That's a whole other story, a whole other story.
- 25:42Speaker 1: So the question, why, okay, why is Star Jazz Chism talking,
- 25:50Speaker 1: you know, talking, and it taking so much heat? Why
- 25:52Speaker 1: is he taking so much heat from talking about targeting
- 25:56Speaker 1: a fifty to fifty campaign.
- 25:58Speaker 3: For the New York Yankees.
- 26:00Speaker 1: So you've got the baseball purist crowd, which somehow are
- 26:04Speaker 1: still overwhelmingly out there clutching their pearls so hard.
- 26:08Speaker 3: They're pooping diamonds. It's a while, there's diamonds in the toilet.
- 26:12Speaker 1: And yeah, and I get part of it, like this
- 26:16Speaker 1: goes against every bit of.
- 26:18Speaker 3: The baseball orthodoxy.
- 26:21Speaker 1: We're talking about a sport that literally had to launch
- 26:25Speaker 1: a marketing campaign titled let the Kids Play just to
- 26:31Speaker 1: convince many of the fans that it was okay to
- 26:34Speaker 1: flip a bat.
- 26:35Speaker 3: They had to have a marketing campaign say let the
- 26:37Speaker 3: kids Play.
- 26:38Speaker 1: So a Jazz is breaking the sacred Major League Baseball decorum.
- 26:45Speaker 1: He's breaking that and persnickety unwritten.
- 26:48Speaker 3: Rules of the game, which have all been written.
- 26:50Speaker 1: They've all been written, but one of the big ones
- 26:53Speaker 1: is you talk softly, you don't make bold predictions, and
- 26:56Speaker 1: all that stuff. Talk softly, carry a big Louisville slugger,
- 27:01Speaker 1: big Louisville slugger.
- 27:03Speaker 3: And now when you're name Jazz, you can't do quiet.
- 27:07Speaker 3: Your name Jazz, that's not his real nick, but your
- 27:09Speaker 3: name Jazz. You know it's a nigga jazz chishlm right.
- 27:12Speaker 3: He's got the gift of gab. And when you have
- 27:17Speaker 3: the gift of gap.
- 27:18Speaker 1: Right, Curmudgeons, of course call it verbal diarrhea, but you
- 27:21Speaker 1: gotta talk, gotta let it out right. He's bringing NBA
- 27:24Speaker 1: level bravado jazz chism to a game run by guys
- 27:29Speaker 1: who think the colorful sleeve that you wear on your
- 27:32Speaker 1: elbow is a revolutionary act at baseball.
- 27:37Speaker 3: And so yeah, chism, it cuts both ways.
- 27:40Speaker 1: It's a double edged sword because he's he's putting a
- 27:42Speaker 1: massive bull'seye on his back.
- 27:45Speaker 3: And as my professor taught me, Professor Egan and I
- 27:50Speaker 3: went to the University of Ghostbusters, and he taught me
- 27:53Speaker 3: that you do not cross the streams. Don't do it.
- 27:56Speaker 1: You cross the streams and you mess with the baseball gods,
- 27:59Speaker 1: and every molecule in your body, every little piece of
- 28:02Speaker 1: your body there might just explode at the speed of light.
- 28:06Speaker 3: That's it.
- 28:06Speaker 1: So you gotta walk this tight rope now, regardless the
- 28:09Speaker 1: malor naked truth, love it, love it mention.
- 28:14Speaker 3: It's a double edged sword. So yeah, you got a
- 28:15Speaker 3: bulls on your back.
- 28:17Speaker 1: But it's the old PT Barnum one o one PT
- 28:20Speaker 1: Barnum one o one. It's good for business. It's good
- 28:26Speaker 1: for business. You don't care what they say as long
- 28:31Speaker 1: as they spell jazz chisholm right on the social media platforms.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Right if he's hitting those numbers. So if he goes
- 28:37Speaker 1: out and does hit some of those numbers, legend, legend.
- 28:43Speaker 1: If he goes out and does a belly whopper jazz chism,
- 28:47Speaker 1: then he's still a legend, just in a different kind
- 28:49Speaker 1: of way. The meme makers will have a field day,
- 28:52Speaker 1: they'll have a feast on that.
- 28:53Speaker 5: Oh.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Either way, you're helping bring some buzzback, get in that
- 28:57Speaker 1: zeitgeist of baseball right now now, final point, Labor update.
- 29:04Speaker 1: Labor update, we go to the Baseball labor dispute battlefield
- 29:08Speaker 1: c b A the Collective Bargaining Agreement. I was told
- 29:13Speaker 1: by program director years ago to never mention collective bargaining
- 29:16Speaker 1: agreement on the radio.
- 29:18Speaker 3: I'm breaking the fourth wall here by doing that. By
- 29:22Speaker 3: doing that, so we're talking about salary cap. So we
- 29:24Speaker 3: have learned the owners. We have the outline of what
- 29:27Speaker 3: the owners want. The owners want a and listen closely.
- 29:29Speaker 3: You're never supposed to give out numbers on the radio,
- 29:31Speaker 3: so listen closely.
- 29:32Speaker 1: The owners want the cap floor for the first proposal
- 29:37Speaker 1: to be between one hundred and forty million and one
- 29:39Speaker 1: hundred and sixty million for the that's the bottom salary
- 29:44Speaker 1: for teams would be one hundred and forty to one
- 29:46Speaker 1: hundred and sixty million. The ceiling would fall in the
- 29:50Speaker 1: range of two hundred and sixty million to two.
- 29:53Speaker 3: Hundred eighty million.
- 29:55Speaker 1: It would also have to be grandfathered in for a
- 29:58Speaker 1: couple of years because teams have contract that are over
- 30:01Speaker 1: that number.
- 30:02Speaker 3: Some teams do. But wait, there's more.
- 30:04Speaker 1: Major League Baseball owners have also funded a war chest
- 30:09Speaker 1: that's being described a war chest according to the tabloids,
- 30:12Speaker 1: and approximately seventy five million per team in a rainy
- 30:18Speaker 1: day fund. Seventy five million financial protect They've been saving
- 30:23Speaker 1: up for years, for years, preparing for this battle, for years,
- 30:29Speaker 1: buying tanks and bazookahs and drones and all that and
- 30:34Speaker 1: so the ownership fund is said to contain a total value,
- 30:37Speaker 1: if you believe what they're leaking to the media, of
- 30:40Speaker 1: over two billion dollars with a capital B two billion dollars.
- 30:48Speaker 3: So the question what is the word, right, what is
- 30:53Speaker 3: the word for Major.
- 30:55Speaker 1: League Baseball owners allegedly saving up two billion a work stoppage, So.
- 31:03Speaker 3: That is a massive let's start with this. Let me
- 31:05Speaker 3: get this right.
- 31:05Speaker 1: So baseball owners have stashed over the last couple years
- 31:08Speaker 1: two billion in this lockout war chest thing, and they
- 31:14Speaker 1: want you to believe at.
- 31:15Speaker 3: The same time they're broke. Okay, they must really think
- 31:21Speaker 3: you're dumb. They must think you are so stupid. How
- 31:25Speaker 3: do you tie your shoes? You're moron? That's Rob Manford's baseball.
- 31:29Speaker 3: You're dumb. That's not poverty, that's that's planning ahead, right
- 31:34Speaker 3: pre whatever you are buying your weapons.
- 31:37Speaker 1: My word, though, is fear mongering, all right, My word
- 31:40Speaker 1: is fear mongering for the two billion shock and awe,
- 31:45Speaker 1: shock and all. What they're doing is they're using the
- 31:48Speaker 1: saber tooth tiger technique better known as saber rattling. And
- 31:53Speaker 1: before they even walk into the boardroom to negotiate a
- 31:56Speaker 1: new agreement.
- 31:58Speaker 3: With the players.
- 31:58Speaker 1: The owners are saying, well, we we already have seventy
- 32:01Speaker 1: five million per team just sitting there like canned goods, like.
- 32:06Speaker 3: A can of corn in the bunker.
- 32:09Speaker 1: And if you're saving that much, okay, if you're saving
- 32:13Speaker 1: that much for a work stoppage.
- 32:14Speaker 3: You're planning on a humdinger of a work stoppage, are
- 32:18Speaker 3: you not? Is that That's how I read the room.
- 32:21Speaker 1: Now, for the proposed capologists out there that have floated
- 32:26Speaker 1: the hypothetical salary cap mentioned it be grandfathered in, very
- 32:31Speaker 1: generous of them at Baseball.
- 32:33Speaker 3: So we went and.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Looked at some of the numbers that are available, and
- 32:37Speaker 1: we opened up the books, something that Baseball will not do.
- 32:41Speaker 3: By the way, they will not open up the books,
- 32:43Speaker 3: show the players the spreadsheets, because you know, if you're starving,
- 32:47Speaker 3: just prove it.
- 32:47Speaker 1: And then okay, we got a deal using malarmath, using
- 32:51Speaker 1: malar math, how many teams with the numbers they gave
- 32:56Speaker 1: on the.
- 32:57Speaker 3: Projected salary floor.
- 33:00Speaker 1: And then salary cap. Why don't we go we'll start
- 33:03Speaker 1: at the ceiling, the high end. How many teams are
- 33:05Speaker 1: over the ceiling and would be affected and have to
- 33:10Speaker 1: you know, futs around with the salarycap. Out of the
- 33:13Speaker 1: thirty teams in baseball, how many teams are spending over
- 33:16Speaker 1: what would be the projected salary cap?
- 33:18Speaker 3: The answer.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Four, that's it, thirteen percent. Thirteen percent. Now, let me
- 33:24Speaker 1: ask you another question. Out of the thirty teams in baseball,
- 33:27Speaker 1: we've already liliminated four. We've already eliminated.
- 33:30Speaker 3: Four because four teams are over what would be the
- 33:32Speaker 3: salary cap? What about the floor the salary for how
- 33:35Speaker 3: many teams in baseball do you think are below what
- 33:39Speaker 3: the minimum would be under this proposal? You got a number,
- 33:45Speaker 3: all right?
- 33:46Speaker 1: How about fourteen out of the thirty, So that works
- 33:50Speaker 1: out to forty six point six percent. Almost half of
- 33:54Speaker 1: Major League Baseball is spending less than what they're proposing,
- 34:00Speaker 1: which means they could be spending over that, but they're not.
- 34:05Speaker 1: And that's not just a broken system. That is a
- 34:09Speaker 1: by design competitive in balance for the ages. Wake up
- 34:13Speaker 1: the echoes, and so now we are heading towards deadline theater.
- 34:18Speaker 1: Deadline theater is where we're going, and this is where
- 34:21Speaker 1: nothing happens until the clock hits midnight. They're on the
- 34:25Speaker 1: new ozempic diet for negotiations. Now that diet is a
- 34:29Speaker 1: strict deadline only diet, deadline only diet.
- 34:33Speaker 3: Where you just twiddle your thumbs, you pick.
- 34:35Speaker 1: Your nose, you grab your ass, and you leak sob
- 34:39Speaker 1: stories to try to soften soften the players up and
- 34:44Speaker 1: talk about all the money you've got in your war
- 34:46Speaker 1: chest and all this stuff and cry poverty while you
- 34:49Speaker 1: attempt to give the players a full frontal lobotomy.
- 34:53Speaker 3: It's a strategy, it is a decision. It's also a
- 34:57Speaker 3: bit of an intimidation thing dressed up as fiscovers responsibility.
- 35:01Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 35:03Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 35:07Speaker 3: It's Mallard. How about that?
- 35:09Speaker 2: To the third degree, I just.
- 35:10Speaker 4: Said that this is one big fan gets grilled koopdalup
- 35:17Speaker 4: Ben New Raven's offensive coordinator, Declan Doyle is not even
- 35:21Speaker 4: thirty years old yet, but he thinks that his uh,
- 35:24Speaker 4: this is very loud music, that's what he thinks.
- 35:29Speaker 3: There's there's some taco bell there. So Ravens O see
- 35:35Speaker 3: Declan Doyle to yell over the music. I'm yelling.
- 35:40Speaker 5: He's not even thirty years old yet, but he thinks
- 35:42Speaker 5: that his young age can actually be an advantage. Doyle
- 35:45Speaker 5: says it's easier for him to connect with the players
- 35:47Speaker 5: because they are the same age.
- 35:49Speaker 3: Ben, does he have a point, Well, this is on
- 35:52Speaker 3: a case by case basis. I've been around long enough,
- 35:56Speaker 3: you know, if it clicks, it's great. Sean McVay was
- 35:59Speaker 3: a younger when he got the Rams job, and he's
- 36:01Speaker 3: really good at his job. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers hired
- 36:04Speaker 3: was it Raheem Morris? I forget who. I think I
- 36:07Speaker 3: might remember Hi Morrison and he was out.
- 36:09Speaker 1: Whoever it was was out partying with the players on
- 36:12Speaker 1: the road, like trying to pick up chicks. So that
- 36:14Speaker 1: didn't go so well. So I don't know anything about
- 36:17Speaker 1: this guy. I've never heard of him. You know, it's
- 36:20Speaker 1: a case by case base. It can't help. There needs
- 36:23Speaker 1: to be a boundary there. There's got to be a
- 36:25Speaker 1: little bit of a boundary. You can't be hanging out
- 36:28Speaker 1: with the guys and all that too much or also
- 36:30Speaker 1: becomes a problem.
- 36:30Speaker 3: Next.
- 36:31Speaker 5: Alright, I'm gonna throw you a curveball here, Ben, Okay,
- 36:34Speaker 5: go ahead. So the wind totals were released from you know,
- 36:38Speaker 5: Vegas this week and the Carolina Panthers. They won their
- 36:43Speaker 5: division last season, and they are tied for the lowest
- 36:47Speaker 5: projected wind total next season. Six and a half is
- 36:52Speaker 5: what they are set at. And do you think that's
- 36:53Speaker 5: a little bit too low? No?
- 36:56Speaker 3: And here's why. A, that's the gambling market saying Bryce
- 37:00Speaker 3: Young sucks and that he's not consistent, which is true.
- 37:06Speaker 3: And then like the division, I like, it's not a
- 37:08Speaker 3: great division. Carolina overchieve they're gonna play a tougher schedule
- 37:12Speaker 3: because they they ended up even though they had they
- 37:15Speaker 3: didn't have a great record last year, but they made
- 37:16Speaker 3: the playoffs and obviously played the Rams and almost upset
- 37:19Speaker 3: the Rams and all that. So I don't think his
- 37:22Speaker 3: Rocketers are gonna play tougher schedule. I don't know what.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Atlanta looks pretty bad at this point. Tampa Bay should
- 37:28Speaker 3: be better than them in the division. I think it's
- 37:32Speaker 3: about right next.
- 37:34Speaker 5: Caid Cunningham had a recent interview with GQ magazine and
- 37:37Speaker 5: he was asked about the upcoming twenty twenty eighth Summer Olympics,
- 37:40Speaker 5: which will be here in Los Angeles. Cunningham said that
- 37:44Speaker 5: he thinks he is the best American player.
- 37:47Speaker 3: Is he right? Well, it's hard to rip him after
- 37:50Speaker 3: the game he had at Madison Square Garden last night, right,
- 37:52Speaker 3: the greatest game by a Piston at mat against the
- 37:55Speaker 3: Knicks at Madison Square Garden. He's great. And listen, the
- 37:57Speaker 3: guy's been wonderful.
- 37:58Speaker 1: You know, he was on some really orbig Piston teams
- 38:01Speaker 1: when he came in as a top pick in the draft,
- 38:03Speaker 1: and we were goofing on the Pistons because they deserve.
- 38:05Speaker 3: To be grouped on.
- 38:06Speaker 1: They were trash and everyone's like the sky is falling.
- 38:08Speaker 1: It was falling, and something has clicked the last year
- 38:11Speaker 1: and a half for the Detroit Pistons and they are
- 38:13Speaker 1: one of the better teams in the NBA. And he
- 38:16Speaker 1: is He's not only talking to talk, he's walked the walk.
- 38:19Speaker 1: I'd have to get my ven diagram out.
- 38:21Speaker 3: Coop and look at the other players. A lot of
- 38:23Speaker 3: the great American players are getting along in the two. Yeah,
- 38:26Speaker 3: so it is. I mean, it's a tough. It's tough
- 38:29Speaker 3: to fight that because the guys are all in their
- 38:31Speaker 3: mid thirties, the great generation of American ballplayers. The top
- 38:34Speaker 3: players in the NBA are all from other countries. They're
- 38:37Speaker 3: in is mal a thirty three? How did we go.
- 38:39Speaker 3: You passed this anedition, that is, I wanted the guy.
- 38:43Speaker 3: I've walked a game. Unbelievable, unbelievable.
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- 40:09Speaker 3: Why is weed Man so positive? Why well, you always
- 40:14Speaker 3: have high hopes, Always have high hopes. That Mike the
- 40:17Speaker 3: Leprechon in Grashon. Why does weed Man set his phone
- 40:22Speaker 3: to vibrate? Why? Well, you always want to be buzzed.
- 40:28Speaker 3: That's Surfer Todd the comedian in Viva Las Vegas.
- 40:33Speaker 1: What a great character Todd is and his his wife.
- 40:36Speaker 3: Why does weed Man treat you? Love the surfer Todd? Right,
- 40:39Speaker 3: weed Man, you're big fan?
- 40:41Speaker 4: All right?
- 40:42Speaker 1: Why does weed Man treat his resume like dude wipes?
- 40:46Speaker 1: Why his job history is ass? That's Kurt from Earth.
- 40:53Speaker 1: Interesting story here, weed Man. Apparently an octopus has nine brains. Wow, yeah,
- 41:01Speaker 1: that's eight? Really more than eight and a half more
- 41:03Speaker 1: than you have. That's a Ethan Minnesota.
- 41:09Speaker 3: Well I didn't know this. Apparently weed Man used to
- 41:11Speaker 3: be a coach at U c l A. Did you
- 41:13Speaker 3: know that weed Man used to coach it?
- 41:14Speaker 4: You see?
- 41:15Speaker 3: Woo?
- 41:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you cared very much about student section eight.
- 41:21Speaker 3: Student section eight? You big fan there? Kurt from Earth
- 41:27Speaker 3: sent that one in Well, on Valentine's Day? What did
- 41:30Speaker 3: weed Man find when he went to went to Lisa's
- 41:34Speaker 3: place and had a little fun?
- 41:36Speaker 4: What?
- 41:37Speaker 2: All right?
- 41:38Speaker 1: Oh he found you found your teeth, weed Man, you
- 41:40Speaker 1: found your teeth?
- 41:41Speaker 3: Actually that was that's a lucky tony.
- 41:45Speaker 1: What did Hollerween James say after he heard that Lisa
- 41:49Speaker 1: used to date weed Man? What so you're saying there's
- 41:53Speaker 1: a chance, Uh, that's a lucky tony.
- 41:59Speaker 3: Lisa.
- 42:00Speaker 1: Actual jokes by actual listeners. Did you know that weed
- 42:02Speaker 1: Man Hippie was addicted to soap?
- 42:05Speaker 2: Wow?
- 42:06Speaker 3: Really? Yeah? Yeah, he's he's clean now, so that's he's
- 42:10Speaker 3: off the addiction.
- 42:11Speaker 1: That's George and Uvaldi. What's the difference between Marcel and
- 42:15Speaker 1: weed Man?
- 42:17Speaker 4: What?
- 42:18Speaker 1: Well, Marcel and Brooklyn always punches low. Weed Man aimes high.
- 42:22Speaker 1: That's Michael Leperchon again. Did you know that Weedman Hippie
- 42:26Speaker 1: is a descendant of British Royalty?
- 42:29Speaker 2: Wow?
- 42:30Speaker 3: Really? Yeah, yeah, you just call We'll just call you
- 42:33Speaker 3: your highness from from now. That's a George and Uvalde Texas.
- 42:38Speaker 3: How do we know that weed Man Hippie is not bisexual? Wow?
- 42:43Speaker 1: You don't have money to buy anything, so you don't
- 42:45Speaker 1: have to worry about that there's no money. It's Big
- 42:48Speaker 1: Ben's lamb Jokes a week, Actual jokes by actual listeners.
- 42:51Speaker 3: What was weed Man's favorite TV show as a child?
- 42:55Speaker 3: Why it was Sesame on the Street, This Street. That's
- 43:01Speaker 3: a mic. And your favorite character was Oscar the graphs
- 43:04Speaker 3: Michael Lepper concept that win?
- 43:05Speaker 1: And why was weed Man banging on a vending machine? Why, Pelly,
- 43:11Speaker 1: you couldn't get that thing of nuts to drop?
- 43:13Speaker 3: I don't know why. I don't know what that's all about.
- 43:15Speaker 4: There.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Why should weed Man Hippie replace Tony Clark as the
- 43:19Speaker 1: head of the baseball Union. Why because you believe in
- 43:23Speaker 1: joint resolutions that Daryl and the Ozarks. Why what couldn't
- 43:28Speaker 1: weed Man's date say to him when he was homeless?
- 43:32Speaker 3: What text me when you make it home? That's Noah
- 43:37Speaker 3: in Austin. And that is lame jokes of the week,
- 43:40Speaker 3: Thank you very much. There he is weed Man, all right.
- 43:44Speaker 3: Look