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Lettuce Pray 7-17-26 · Dom and Jeremy

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  Speaker 1: Jeremy, Katy and Josh six one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: It's a fun Friday with Jeremy, Katie and Josh. Just
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  Speaker 2: Jeremy and Josh today though the boys are holding down the.
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  Speaker 1: Fort having some fun.
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  Speaker 2: I have got something here for you guys that I
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  Speaker 2: am hoping brings a big old smile to your face
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  Speaker 2: this Friday. Josh, you don't know what I put together
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  Speaker 2: last night, but I'm gonna play it for you here in.
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  Speaker 3: Just a second.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, But before I do, there's another story out this
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  Speaker 2: morning again on the diarrhea lettuce.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Now they are officially saying you gotta stay away from
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  Speaker 2: the bagged lettuce and salad kits. A lot of sources
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  Speaker 2: are saying that that could be a lot of officials
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  Speaker 2: are saying that could be the source of a lot
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  Speaker 2: of these parasites is sitting in that bagged lettuce, which
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  Speaker 2: I'm always leary of anyway, reading the side of those
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  Speaker 2: that says it's pre washed, I don't always trust that.
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  Speaker 2: I still wash it. You should, but be careful of
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  Speaker 2: the lettuce out there. And now they're saying even fresh
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  Speaker 2: herbs like basil and cilantro have been culprits in past outbreaks,
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  Speaker 2: so it makes sense to be cautious of those now
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  Speaker 2: as well.
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  Speaker 1: And berries.
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  Speaker 2: They're saying that berries is a little farther down the list,
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  Speaker 2: but there could be some sort of cross contamination somewhere, so.
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  Speaker 1: Rub your berries with a lot of water before you
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  Speaker 1: eat them.
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  Speaker 3: So it's just everything, I mean, everything that's healthy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they say some fruits and veggies might be okay,
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  Speaker 2: including bananas, whole unpeeled melons, avocados.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's because they have the shell.
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  Speaker 2: They got a shell, it's a force field. Anyway, you
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  Speaker 2: still should probably wash those off two in case the
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  Speaker 2: parasites are on the shell. And canned or frozen fruits
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  Speaker 2: and vegetables probably okay, okay, But anyway, the main concert
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  Speaker 2: is this diarrhea diarrhea Lettuce the diarrhea Paris site where
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  Speaker 2: the diarrhea comes on unexpectedly and it's explosive and it
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  Speaker 2: can happen at any moment.
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  Speaker 1: And I've seen so many people talking about this.
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  Speaker 2: Online, praying, praying that they don't get this illness because
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  Speaker 2: they've got stuff going on at work, or their kids,
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  Speaker 2: you know, camps, various things. They're like, please don't let
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  Speaker 2: me get this God, because I don't want to have
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  Speaker 2: the poopy pants. So I think we need to pray
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  Speaker 2: about this, Josh, and I reached out to my congregation
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  Speaker 2: pastor Romayne, and I said, Pastor, let us.
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  Speaker 3: Pray get it. I love this praying.
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  Speaker 2: So let's all take a moment and pray, fold your
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  Speaker 2: hands and sing about it.
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  Speaker 3: Here, can I get a bathroom?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: Well the day he is salad thought I was doing
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  Speaker 4: right now. My stomach is testifying every day and every night.
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  Speaker 3: They said in your vegy sound that puts you.
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  Speaker 1: All the way.
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  Speaker 2: Now the whole congregation singing, lest.
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  Speaker 3: Friend, that we don't get diarrhea at the.
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  Speaker 4: Oh Lord, and we don't get diarrhea in the whole
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  Speaker 4: staff meeting Monday. They have mercy and we don't get diarrhea,
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  Speaker 4: and feud receive. It's not there, Lord, let's frame because
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  Speaker 4: that's what Fred.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody wants you to leave.
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  Speaker 4: Lord, keep as strong at the checkout.
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  Speaker 3: On a first day man at the Dennis.
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  Speaker 4: Head on a yellow way to ride a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot cheap, bastonish, peaceful.
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  Speaker 4: She sun Criss had every room with the sprinting distance
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  Speaker 4: that and a wondering whity safe thing.
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  Speaker 1: But let it be that way.
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  Speaker 4: On a picked up play sitting in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: Sat to die, whim a passist gimmon.
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  Speaker 3: Raises and there's nothing we can't try.
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  Speaker 1: Let's cry this paracycles and.
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  Speaker 4: A dignity chance.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm your hands sho wow, Now have the bathroom, sup.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta give Wendy's some love because I am an
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  Speaker 2: ice cream slut. We've talked about this on the air.
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  Speaker 2: Wendy's is going to be celebrating National ice Cream Day,
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  Speaker 2: which I believe is on Sunday with Dollar Frosties.
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  Speaker 3: Do that me too? Okay? Vanilla or chocolate?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Chocolate? Thank god? Well, I'm cool with it. I hate
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  Speaker 3: to say it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be better.
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  Speaker 3: So no, okay, all right, but you you you don't
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  Speaker 3: get the taste.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, I've done the whole dip in the fries.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'll just dip my fingers in it.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: There's all sorts of things you got to jump through
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  Speaker 2: to get this deal, like on their app and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But when you make it happen, Dollar Frosty's on Sunday
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  Speaker 2: from Wendy's.
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  Speaker 1: Today is World Emoji Day, Yes, happy Emoji?
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  Speaker 2: A plant pete Oh Okay, everyone around the world is
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  Speaker 2: celebrating today. I will say that they have nine new
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  Speaker 2: emojis that are going to be released under your phones.
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  Speaker 1: There's a cracked smiley face. I'm not really sure. I
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  Speaker 1: guess that's like I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Fine, but I'm not fine. Maybe, okay, it's like if
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  Speaker 2: I don't know you're wearing a mask. Its quick name.
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  Speaker 2: One that I'll never use. A net with a handle
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  Speaker 2: represents the process of catching or pulling something out of
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  Speaker 2: the digital ether.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: I would never use that either. A monarch butterfly Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I thought they already had one. It matches my tramp stamp.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's cute.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, A meteor, meteor, meteor met meteor.
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  Speaker 2: A space rock, a pickle which I think it's time
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  Speaker 2: control yourself. They say it's going to be mostly for
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  Speaker 2: people that are in a pickleball, so they'll be using that.
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  Speaker 1: A lighthouse. It's a lighthouse, sure, you're my guiding light. Lighthouse.
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  Speaker 1: And an eraser.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe for a situation that you'd like to erase, like
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  Speaker 2: a dumb text message that you sent at two am
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  Speaker 2: or something, you throw the eraser up there.
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  Speaker 3: I thought we had a lot of these already.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I'm you know what, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a grown up. I don't use a lot of these.
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  Speaker 3: That's fair, very valid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I can't tell you enough. I've complained about
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  Speaker 2: this on the air. When the emojis come through on
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  Speaker 2: the corporate email, there is something about that that just
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  Speaker 2: irritates me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is the place of business, childish.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need smiley guy with sunglasses on, you know,
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  Speaker 2: letting me know my pto is approved, have fun sunglasses.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need of thumbs up.
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  Speaker 1: Just say approved.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like the emojis in the corporate world. And
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  Speaker 2: I've noticed you can just like emails now and heart
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  Speaker 2: them or do the little celebration one.
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  Speaker 3: I'm okay with that. I don't like that either.
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  Speaker 1: Really isn't a text.
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  Speaker 2: This is a lot of times I don't catch those.
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  Speaker 2: So I'll go in and I'm like, why didn't so
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  Speaker 2: and so reply? Why didn't so and so say something
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  Speaker 2: about this? And then on the side it shows that
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  Speaker 2: there's fifteen likes that I missed.
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  Speaker 3: They need to make it more obvious, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry I sound old right now, but it's like,
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  Speaker 2: this is a place at business. All right, one final
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  Speaker 2: thing I have for you, then I'm gonna toss it
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  Speaker 2: to you, Josh. But a labrador dog was airlifted from
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  Speaker 2: the tallest mountain in Scotland recently after accidentally consuming the
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  Speaker 2: potweed during a family hike.
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  Speaker 1: I guess he wandered off and ended up like at
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  Speaker 1: the top of this peak for stupid for a walk.
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  Speaker 3: I was just gonna go for a walk. Then he
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  Speaker 3: got up there. It's too high, it's so hot, so hard, bro.
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  Speaker 2: So the dog got into some potweed somehow and went
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  Speaker 2: for a hike. Dude, I mean he went on a
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  Speaker 2: spiritual journey.
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  Speaker 3: That's a typical Colorado Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, the family found him.
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  Speaker 2: Heavy rain prevented the family from carrying down this giant dog,
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  Speaker 2: so they had to airlift him. They had to bring
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  Speaker 2: in a helicopter to airlift the stoned labrador off a
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  Speaker 2: peak in Scotland.
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  Speaker 3: I'm stoned, you know.
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  Speaker 5: He was like when strain from the sky, sitting in
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  Speaker 5: the class.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good day, all right, So off the air.
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  Speaker 2: Josh is teasing me that I am leading the charge
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  Speaker 2: in a trend with gen zers.
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  Speaker 5: Right now. What is this, dude, You're a Trailblazer. You're
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  Speaker 5: the guy that has started this fad, and you are
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  Speaker 5: going to be so happy. So gen Zers, they love
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  Speaker 5: the nostalgia and they are finally bringing back nineties fashion
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  Speaker 5: in a massive way. They are now going to start
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  Speaker 5: bringing back the Cassio wristwatch.
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  Speaker 4: Jeremy.
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  Speaker 5: They they they have started saying that they don't like
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  Speaker 5: the digital watches of the new age, like eye watches.
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  Speaker 5: We're talking the android watches, the ones that track you
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  Speaker 5: wherever you go. They want to go back to the nineties.
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  Speaker 5: They want to start feeling like, hey, we're not yeah
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  Speaker 5: watched everywhere, yes, emphasis on watch. Here comes the Cassio
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  Speaker 5: and the top two sellers right now are the ones
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  Speaker 5: that you have. So it's the silver like silver and
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  Speaker 5: the Goal the silver a W one or whatever it is.
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  Speaker 5: And then the gold and against the f F nine
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  Speaker 5: to one dos yes, that one, whatever the letters and
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  Speaker 5: numbers that one.
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  Speaker 6: And then the third best selling one is the Calculator
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  Speaker 6: Risk Watch. Okay, so backstory. I have picked up these
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  Speaker 6: Cassio watches. It's the old school ones from the eighties
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  Speaker 6: and nineties. I got the silver one because I'm a
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  Speaker 6: retro vintage dork, so I thought it would just be
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  Speaker 6: funny to wear it around. And then for Father's Day,
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  Speaker 6: my wife got me the gold Cassio Digital with the
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  Speaker 6: little button that you hold down on the side and
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  Speaker 6: it lights up.
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  Speaker 3: And it looks good. It looks good.
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  Speaker 2: On my short list is I want the one with
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  Speaker 2: the calculator on it, this kid that we all have.
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  Speaker 2: But the z The problem is now is that I
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  Speaker 2: was just kind of doing this to be silly and
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  Speaker 2: have these dorky watches. But now the zers are glomming
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  Speaker 2: onto it, and it's like it's cool for them. It's
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  Speaker 2: ok Now, it's just like I'm a poser and I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying hard. Well, you can say I did it first.
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  Speaker 2: You were the trends that are on this. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you loved it so much. You've had these for I
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  Speaker 2: will vouch you've had him for.
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  Speaker 1: My love wearing him out.
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  Speaker 3: You look good in that.
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  Speaker 2: I even had a guy at the comedy works and
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  Speaker 2: be like, well, that's a fancy watch. I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's a Cassio.
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  Speaker 3: Fancy sir, It's a thirty five dollars Cassio.
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  Speaker 2: Get ready to be sweaty again. Today it's another ninety
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  Speaker 2: degree day in the Mile High City. I was listening
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  Speaker 2: to the weather Dorik on TV there and he was
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  Speaker 2: saying it over the past he did sixteen days, because
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  Speaker 2: we don't know what today's getting in a play, but
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  Speaker 2: over the past sixteen days, fourteen of them have been
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  Speaker 2: up in the mid nineties.
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  Speaker 1: So definitely a hot July. But then he was also like, uh, reminder, though,
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  Speaker 1: this is July, so kind of normal should be like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be hot.
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  Speaker 3: We just like to complain, we really do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm shocked by these temperatures right now.
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  Speaker 3: Really July in the summer. Okay, yeah, I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, another ninety something degree day today, so we're
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  Speaker 1: short stork today. Skip the pants suit. Scored some major
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  Speaker 1: points with my wife last night. She came home and
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  Speaker 1: she had just gotten her hairs did and she went
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  Speaker 1: and saw a news stylist.
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  Speaker 3: Stylist that's a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: For women, you know, you know, switching and seeing somebody
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  Speaker 1: new for you know, for the heck of it. And
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  Speaker 1: her hair looked.
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  Speaker 3: Phenomenal last night. What you do just cutting color or she.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't go as blonde, but yes, cut in color, and
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  Speaker 2: you know, she came rolling in and I just I
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  Speaker 2: didn't even hesitate.
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  Speaker 1: I said, wow, Wow, I think it is even the
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  Speaker 1: word I used. You look incredible.
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  Speaker 3: Good husband, good husband, points right there.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't even have to say nothing to nobody, like wow,
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  Speaker 1: you look really good. And she's not going as blonde anymore.
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  Speaker 3: The honey butter now or whatever you're well, you're a
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  Speaker 3: honey butter.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's platinum, right, yeah, that's a blonde blonde.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to us trying to figure it out.
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  Speaker 2: It's a darker, more natural blonde. It's a little darker underneath.
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  Speaker 1: It's just it goes Oh it's gonna sound bad, but
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  Speaker 1: it goes better with her age.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think she's a platinum blonde anymore.
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  Speaker 3: There's there's a pretty hard cut off there.
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  Speaker 1: There's I think it's time. Yeah, honey, if you're listening,
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  Speaker 1: it's time. And I told her that last night.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I like the little bit of a darker,
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  Speaker 2: more natural look than you know, blonde babe, blonde babe,
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  Speaker 2: that is the in her twenties. But she looked really
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  Speaker 2: good and i'd even hesitate. I was like, wow, so
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  Speaker 2: that really made her feel good last night. But I mean,
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  Speaker 2: are you at the point with your girlfriend. You guys
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  Speaker 2: have been together for like six months now or something, right, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: a little.
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  Speaker 1: Over where she is always asking you like, how do
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  Speaker 1: I look in this? How does my hair look?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Like constantly looking for the validation of how how she looks?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for bringing this up. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: And the funny thing about this is it is almost
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  Speaker 5: always with outfits. I can tell when she gets a
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  Speaker 5: haircut or something like that, or she has such dark
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  Speaker 5: hair that I can tell when she does something and
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  Speaker 5: switches up there. But when it comes to outfits and
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  Speaker 5: what she wears, I've explained to her a thousand times
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  Speaker 5: and I'm like pretty severely color blind here. So when
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  Speaker 5: she's asking me like, hey, do you think this goes
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  Speaker 5: good with my skin tone? Or even her nails Jeremy
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  Speaker 5: nails to you, Yeah, does it match my skin tone?
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  Speaker 5: Does this look good on me? I always think she
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  Speaker 5: looks good. But in terms of like matching an outfit together,
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, I have no freaking clue.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know not I love those brown pants, well
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  Speaker 1: they're green exactly, that's exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I have no clue. And then it doesn't
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  Speaker 3: even matter what I tell her. This is the kicker.
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  Speaker 5: It does not even matter what I tell her, because
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  Speaker 5: I will say I love that black dress, well I
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  Speaker 5: like the white one better, and then she does her
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  Speaker 5: own thing.
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  Speaker 1: Preach it that that is infur infuriating, infuriating. Use your
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  Speaker 1: words as a boyfriend and as a as a husband.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter what I say when you.
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  Speaker 2: When she holds up two outfits and you're like, damn,
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  Speaker 2: I love the one on the left. You look smoking
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  Speaker 2: hot in that, She's like, great, the right one it is.
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  Speaker 5: It'll come out five minutes later from the closet in
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  Speaker 5: the dress you said no to, And you're like, okay,
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  Speaker 5: I guess nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I say, man at all, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you even bother asking?
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  Speaker 3: Don't you even talk to me?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Relationships?
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  Speaker 2: Love you though, But honey, your hair looks great, beautiful,
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  Speaker 2: the princess pilot.
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  Speaker 1: You look hot today too, you do yay,