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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. I
- 0:02Speaker 1: apologize that I am late. The episode is late. I
- 0:07Speaker 1: went to a show last night in LA. I went
- 0:09Speaker 1: to the Snow Strippers concert. I don't know anything about
- 0:14Speaker 1: the Snow Strippers. A friend of mine is a manager
- 0:17Speaker 1: in the rap world, the underground rap world, like young people.
- 0:23Speaker 1: And he was like, the Snow Strippers are a thing.
- 0:27Speaker 1: Have you heard of the Snow Strippers?
- 0:29Speaker 2: So you have. Okay. And it was... People were messaging me.
- 0:35Speaker 2: You're at a Snow Strippers? First of all, yeah. Yeah,
- 0:39Speaker 2: I am. So what?
- 0:40Speaker 1: But I didn't know who they were. And a lot
- 0:42Speaker 1: of their fans seemed to be very lovely people. They
- 0:45Speaker 1: were kind of furries and kind of goth. Mexican furries.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Trans. And great. Love it. Go to the concert. Stop
- 0:57Speaker 2: with the shooting. But yeah, I mean like.
- 1:02Speaker 1: You know, that's the thing. Trans furries just go to
- 1:05Speaker 1: the concert. You know what I mean? Like the shooting,
- 1:10Speaker 1: if that's what happened and that's a whole nother thing,
- 1:12Speaker 1: but we're getting, we're getting sidelined. We're getting sidelined because frankly,
- 1:16Speaker 1: let's be honest. A lot of us don't, including me.
- 1:20Speaker 1: I don't think it was that, but whatever, whatever. Moving on.
- 1:25Speaker 1: But a lot of their fans, and I had trans
- 1:27Speaker 1: furries coming up to me, which was nice, saying thank.
- 1:30Speaker 2: You for your work, literally.
- 1:32Speaker 1: And there was a few trans furries that took photos
- 1:35Speaker 1: with me and said, thank you for what you do.
- 1:39Speaker 1: And I think the trans furry kind of Mexican goth community,
- 1:45Speaker 1: in small parts, in small numbers, it wasn't a million people,
- 1:49Speaker 1: but in small numbers, I think, are starting to warm
- 1:51Speaker 1: to me.
- 1:54Speaker 2: You will come to me eventually, no matter what segment
- 1:56Speaker 2: you're in.
- 1:57Speaker 1: You will find the program eventually, no matter what segment
- 2:01Speaker 1: you're in. I will start to make sense as you
- 2:04Speaker 1: go through life. It doesn't matter that you have the
- 2:08Speaker 1: fox hat on or whatever that woman who came over
- 2:11Speaker 1: to me last night had.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Could have been a cat. Doesn't matter. Again, we're off track.
- 2:16Speaker 1: I will start making sense to you at a certain
- 2:19Speaker 1: point in your life. You can't fight it. I know
- 2:21Speaker 1: many people want to fight it. And they fought it
- 2:25Speaker 1: for decades. I bump into people and they make faces
- 2:32Speaker 1: and they're fighting it. And they're like, that guy. But
- 2:36Speaker 1: eventually I will wear you down with logic.
- 2:42Speaker 2: And charisma. There's nothing you can do. There's nothing you
- 2:45Speaker 2: can do.
- 2:46Speaker 1: And I realized that last night with the lovely Snow
- 2:49Speaker 1: Strippers fans.
- 2:52Speaker 2: I thought Fake Mink.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Was going to be there, and I didn't know who
- 2:55Speaker 1: that was until four days ago, and I started listening
- 2:56Speaker 1: to Fake.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Do you know who Fake Mink is? See, I got you.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Well, he's from the UK, and I thought Fake Mink
- 3:03Speaker 1: was going to be there, but Fake Mink wasn't there.
- 3:06Speaker 2: And then one of the other people was like, yeah,
- 3:11Speaker 2: Fake Mink's not on this. But every now and then
- 3:14Speaker 2: I'll go....
- 3:17Speaker 1: Every now and then I'll go to an underground rap
- 3:19Speaker 1: show in LA or not even underground, but like, I
- 3:23Speaker 1: don't know, a weird thing. And people are shocked. Like
- 3:27Speaker 1: you'll see people look at me and do a double take.
- 3:29Speaker 1: It's like crazy to see me in that environment because
- 3:33Speaker 1: I'm dressed kind of like the way I'm dressed, but
- 3:35Speaker 1: I dress insane anyway. So I kind of dress like
- 3:39Speaker 1: I might be there because like you, these young people
- 3:44Speaker 1: see me and I think the word is unk. That's
- 3:47Speaker 1: the parlance. And they see me like, what is that? Now,
- 3:50Speaker 1: some of them don't know who I am. A lot
- 3:52Speaker 1: of them, most of them. But then occasionally you will
- 3:56Speaker 1: see someone there And then there's people there that are
- 3:59Speaker 1: like older than me who are clearly just trying to
- 4:02Speaker 1: kidnap people.
- 4:03Speaker 2: That's an interesting segment.
- 4:05Speaker 1: I'm there because I was invited by some guy who's
- 4:07Speaker 1: a manager that I'm friends with now. But I then
- 4:11Speaker 1: look at people that are like older than me, like
- 4:14Speaker 1: straight up dad energy, but creepy dad, who are in
- 4:19Speaker 1: a button up shirt and glasses like a serial killer.
- 4:22Speaker 1: And then it's just a bunch of Mexican transferees. And
- 4:26Speaker 1: I'm like, well, he's trying to scoop one of them
- 4:28Speaker 1: up and bring him.
- 4:29Speaker 2: To the court. There's no... But I guess that's the
- 4:32Speaker 2: way it is. That's the way it is.
- 4:35Speaker 1: There was a few people, and I was kidding around
- 4:37Speaker 1: with my manager friend, who's a new friend, but I
- 4:41Speaker 1: like him.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Because he's, you know, he's like, oh, he's a fun...
- 4:44Speaker 2: I like, if you get a good white-black guy, it's great.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Like that archetype of guy.
- 4:49Speaker 4: But.
- 4:51Speaker 2: The white, by the way, I've been having a lot.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Of issues with the white black guy recently only because
- 4:56Speaker 1: it's so over the top. I was in Vegas. I
- 5:01Speaker 1: was having lunch at True Food Kitchen. This white guy
- 5:05Speaker 1: approaches the table, and you know what it's going to
- 5:07Speaker 1: be immediately. You know it's the white black guy, but
- 5:11Speaker 1: not in a way that you can, like, he's like,
- 5:14Speaker 1: what up, purr? Like, he's made player. Maybe it's southern
- 5:19Speaker 1: white black guy that's really bothering me. But whatever he
- 5:21Speaker 1: was doing, it was so over the top, and he
- 5:24Speaker 1: was very happy.
- 5:26Speaker 2: And he was like, what up, purr? What up, plur?
- 5:29Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, God, this is, we're doing this.
- 5:34Speaker 1: It was one of those things where he's like, like
- 5:36Speaker 1: you would order the lunch, and then he'd be like, bro,
- 5:38Speaker 1: I couldn't forget this order.
- 5:40Speaker 2: I finna get you ketchup, but it's.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Fully a white, fully white guy. Finna get you ketchup.
- 5:46Speaker 1: What up, plur? It was just too much. It was awkward,
- 5:51Speaker 1: and it was too much. But if it's tastefully done...
- 5:55Speaker 1: And this guy tastefully done white black guy. I think
- 5:58Speaker 1: it's an attractive quality if it's tastefully done. If the
- 6:02Speaker 1: white black guy is done in a tasteful way where
- 6:05Speaker 1: it's not so over the top and silly, where it's
- 6:09Speaker 1: like insane. True Food Kitchen, by the way, worst restaurant
- 6:13Speaker 1: in America. Disgusting, tasteless crap.
- 6:16Speaker 2: Sue me. Oh, it's so good for you. It's not,
- 6:20Speaker 2: and it's terrible. Have you been there?
- 6:23Speaker 1: It's a restaurant dedicated to like, and everything's in an
- 6:25Speaker 1: air fryer, but it's not good. And they pretend, it's
- 6:28Speaker 1: like American restaurants should just not even attempt to be healthy.
- 6:33Speaker 1: They don't even know how to do it. They should
- 6:34Speaker 1: just try to kill you. If you're gonna be healthy,
- 6:37Speaker 1: buy the food, cook it. If you go out to
- 6:39Speaker 1: eat in this country, you should go out knowing that
- 6:44Speaker 1: the restaurants are actively trying to kill you. And any
- 6:47Speaker 1: restaurant that goes, we're actually only trying to wound you,
- 6:51Speaker 1: they're also trying to kill you. They're trying to, so
- 6:54Speaker 1: this true food kitchen that hired this sweet guy, probably
- 6:59Speaker 1: two months out of prison, rehab, whatever, And it was
- 7:03Speaker 1: just a white, black guy energy I couldn't get with
- 7:06Speaker 1: because it was so over the top. I'm finna get
- 7:08Speaker 1: you ketchup, and I ain't trying to get you charged
- 7:11Speaker 1: for this ketchup. I ain't trying to get you charged
- 7:13Speaker 1: for this ketchup, plur. And I was like, can we just... Yo,
- 7:18Speaker 1: I heard you from New York. I got people there.
- 7:21Speaker 1: And I was like, he's like, I'll be around there sometimes.
- 7:24Speaker 1: That's what he said. He goes, yo, you from New York?
- 7:26Speaker 1: I'll be around there sometimes. I go, hey, man, I just.
- 7:29Speaker 2: I just... I mean... I just want the baked chicken
- 7:34Speaker 2: finger here.
- 7:36Speaker 1: But this white black eye that I'm now friends with,
- 7:40Speaker 1: it's classy, it's done well. I think it's important that
- 7:46Speaker 1: it's just done well. Now, if it starts to go overboard,
- 7:53Speaker 1: I'll have to detach. But I'm very excited because right now,
- 8:01Speaker 1: this white black guy, who I didn't think I would
- 8:03Speaker 1: like because another mutual friend brought him to my studio,
- 8:06Speaker 1: I was like, this guy's cool.
- 8:09Speaker 2: And I'm like, ugh.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Because most people, I really, truly, this is what happens
- 8:13Speaker 1: at 41. Most people, it's tedious to even talk to
- 8:19Speaker 1: them or be near them or around them. And I
- 8:22Speaker 1: don't want to sound like I'm an antisocial hermit.
- 8:24Speaker 2: I'm not. I force myself. to suffer through this.
- 8:29Speaker 1: The people in my life, agents, managers, business managers, assistants,
- 8:35Speaker 1: personal friends, family, it gets harder and harder.
- 8:38Speaker 2: The yoke that binds you together, it.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Just isn't as much of a connective tissue as you
- 8:48Speaker 1: get older people in your life, some of them, and
- 8:52Speaker 1: now maybe you don't have this experience and bless you.
- 8:54Speaker 1: I know I was accused the other day of being
- 8:56Speaker 1: so negative on this show. Love and light to everyone
- 8:59Speaker 1: who doesn't have this experience. God bless you. Love it,
- 9:02Speaker 1: love it. But as you get older, it is harder.
- 9:07Speaker 1: To tolerate people, especially new people, at least with old people,
- 9:11Speaker 1: you go, I know what I hate about you, and
- 9:14Speaker 1: you know what you hate about me, and we overlook that,
- 9:17Speaker 1: and we get to the things that we like about
- 9:19Speaker 1: each other. Or there's certain friends you have that you
- 9:23Speaker 1: just like talking to about certain things. I have friends
- 9:27Speaker 1: where I just talk to them about certain real estate
- 9:33Speaker 1: markets in certain cities, and it's been a decade-long friendship.
- 9:39Speaker 1: where I will just talk to certain people about what's
- 9:41Speaker 1: going on. Certain people will call me.
- 9:43Speaker 2: AC Austin's getting fucked. I go, I know.
- 9:47Speaker 1: And it's 25 minutes on the phone once a month,
- 9:51Speaker 1: once every two months. And that's okay. And so I
- 9:53Speaker 1: don't like meeting a lot of new people. Like when
- 9:55Speaker 1: you're young, you're like, I really want to meet a
- 9:57Speaker 1: lot of people. I love meeting interesting people. by the
- 10:00Speaker 1: way that's a crazy anyone who says that's a crazy
- 10:02Speaker 1: person anyone who says they like meeting interesting people is
- 10:07Speaker 1: ill mentally ill is a mentally ill person I'm telling
- 10:10Speaker 1: you Because it doesn't happen that frequently that anyone can
- 10:15Speaker 1: even like it. It's someone who is imagining what it
- 10:18Speaker 1: would be like if it happened. I meet interesting people
- 10:20Speaker 1: all the time.
- 10:20Speaker 2: It's terrible.
- 10:24Speaker 1: It's actually terrible. I meet interesting people all the time.
- 10:28Speaker 1: It's actually not that interesting. I've met people where it's
- 10:33Speaker 1: so insane, it gets boring. Like, they're so interesting. You
- 10:39Speaker 1: will meet people in the world that are so interesting,
- 10:42Speaker 1: it's actually not that interesting. It's actually a weird, like,
- 10:48Speaker 1: it goes full circle. So now my game is I'd
- 10:52Speaker 1: like to meet people that are moderately interesting or not
- 10:56Speaker 1: that interesting and pull out of them something that is interesting. Oh,
- 11:01Speaker 1: your mother faked her own death and disappeared for a
- 11:03Speaker 1: year and then came back. That I like.
- 11:07Speaker 2: I don't want to meet people who are like, I
- 11:08Speaker 2: built a company from the ground up. Like already I'm
- 11:11Speaker 2: sick when I hear that.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Already at a dinner, when I hear I built this
- 11:15Speaker 1: from the ground up, I'm physically ill and I want
- 11:18Speaker 1: to kill myself. I built this from the ground up
- 11:22Speaker 1: and in the beginning, nobody really believed.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Oh my God.
- 11:25Speaker 1: Oh my God. Come with a gun. Shoot me in
- 11:29Speaker 1: the face now. And my boys believed in me, but
- 11:34Speaker 1: not even they did. And it took a while, and
- 11:36Speaker 1: the first seed round, my God, get a noose tied
- 11:41Speaker 1: around my neck, make sure it's strong enough, and lift
- 11:45Speaker 1: me to the rafters, and let me go see God,
- 11:48Speaker 1: because I can't. But I like this new person, this
- 11:51Speaker 1: new white black guy, it's done well, it has class,
- 11:55Speaker 1: there's charisma, it's not over the top, it's not like
- 11:58Speaker 1: that waiter. And it reminds me of an archetype from
- 12:01Speaker 1: my childhood. We had a lot of white black guys
- 12:05Speaker 1: in Long Island that were, that, that, that someone overboard,
- 12:08Speaker 1: some are dead, you know, they got too into it,
- 12:12Speaker 1: but I mean, you play the role to get too
- 12:15Speaker 1: into it and you start being stupid, you know, but
- 12:19Speaker 1: this one is, and he's got a white black guy
- 12:22Speaker 1: name and it's a cool ass name. I'm not going
- 12:23Speaker 1: to say it, but I, the white black guy's got
- 12:25Speaker 1: to have a cool ass name and that's, That's all
- 12:28Speaker 1: I'll say, but I can't do any more at lunch.
- 12:30Speaker 1: What up, purr?
- 12:31Speaker 2: I'm finna get that ketchup. I can't do it. It's awkward.
- 12:35Speaker 1: It's disrespectful to the contribution that black people have made
- 12:38Speaker 1: in our country.
- 12:39Speaker 2: It really is.
- 12:39Speaker 1: It's like wrong on every level. I don't know why
- 12:41Speaker 1: it's not called out, whatever. I'm moving on from it,
- 12:44Speaker 1: but whatever. I don't know why that's okay. It's like crazy.
- 12:49Speaker 1: If I decided to be a Dominican woman for a year,
- 12:54Speaker 1: people would say that's like not good, right?
- 12:56Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying.
- 12:59Speaker 1: But good job on the snow strippers. She's a Russian woman.
- 13:03Speaker 1: She's attractive. Not really to me biologically.
- 13:06Speaker 2: I don't care. But....
- 13:08Speaker 1: Um, she's an attractive lady and she's up there singing
- 13:12Speaker 1: for the trans furry goth Mexicans. Um, and a few
- 13:16Speaker 1: serial killers want to, uh, scoop them up, put them
- 13:18Speaker 1: in the trunk and myself and the white black guy.
- 13:21Speaker 2: Who's not my, my best friend.
- 13:23Speaker 1: And then you, um, in the beginning of it, they
- 13:26Speaker 1: couldn't get the, I don't know. They couldn't get the, uh,
- 13:30Speaker 1: They couldn't get the tech right. So they had to
- 13:32Speaker 1: keep leaving the stage and apologizing. And all the transfer
- 13:35Speaker 1: Mexican goths were deflated by this. And they're sad anyway,
- 13:38Speaker 1: I think. So, I mean, they have a lot of
- 13:41Speaker 1: emotional things. No one's happy ever.
- 13:44Speaker 2: By the way, in our country. I was talking to
- 13:45Speaker 2: Lucy Kay about that. No one's happy in America.
- 13:47Speaker 1: I don't know why, but no one looks at like,
- 13:49Speaker 1: they're all at a concert, but they're all kind of
- 13:50Speaker 1: have that glazed look. They were all raised in a
- 13:53Speaker 1: phone and whatever, but so they only get happy when
- 13:57Speaker 1: this Russian woman gets on the.
- 13:59Speaker 2: Stage and And then immediately.
- 14:03Speaker 1: There's like a problem and they apologize and they go,
- 14:05Speaker 1: we're so sorry that we had to do this to you.
- 14:07Speaker 1: And then the transferring Mexican goth kids get sad. And
- 14:13Speaker 1: then some of them came over to me and they
- 14:14Speaker 1: were like, yo, can I get a picture? And I
- 14:16Speaker 1: was like, of course you can. Little troop of cobras.
- 14:21Speaker 1: And then, so these chupacabras are sad. And these little
- 14:25Speaker 1: trans chupacabras then go nuts when the snow, that Russian
- 14:30Speaker 1: chick comes right on again. And they all start going nuts.
- 14:35Speaker 1: And it was lovely. It was a lovely event. And
- 14:38Speaker 1: it was nice to go. Nice to go. It was
- 14:42Speaker 1: enjoyable because, you know, we're maybe on the verge of
- 14:45Speaker 1: war with Iran.
- 14:46Speaker 2: And we don't know.
- 14:46Speaker 1: And I don't want to be negative about that. Somebody
- 14:50Speaker 1: sent me a clip where these guys were discussing me
- 14:53Speaker 1: and they were like, we're fans of him, but he's
- 14:54Speaker 1: always tells people that there's no hope. And I go,
- 14:58Speaker 1: I'm not saying there's no hope. He's telling people they
- 15:00Speaker 1: can't have a good life. I said, I've never said that.
- 15:03Speaker 1: I've never said that. If you look at the news
- 15:06Speaker 1: right now and you're overwhelmed with a sense of hope,
- 15:09Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. I mean, like, honestly,
- 15:13Speaker 1: if you read the news right now and hope is
- 15:16Speaker 1: the first word that comes into your mind, I'm confused.
- 15:22Speaker 2: That's all I would say.
- 15:23Speaker 1: I'm not trying to spread negativity here. The show is
- 15:26Speaker 1: literally me reacting to what's going on in the world.
- 15:29Speaker 1: And if you think what's going on in the world, like,
- 15:33Speaker 1: I get it. We're run by a cabal of satanic pedophiles.
- 15:36Speaker 1: There's tremendous wealth inequality. We have a technocracy that's built
- 15:41Speaker 1: autonomous drone armies.
- 15:42Speaker 2: But you can still have a good life. I get it.
- 15:45Speaker 1: I'm not telling you you can't have a good life.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Go have a good life. What I'm saying is... When
- 15:51Speaker 1: you look at the trends happening, you have to sit
- 15:57Speaker 1: with that for a minute and go, oh yeah, this
- 16:00Speaker 1: might shape up to be bad.
- 16:04Speaker 2: It might. It might work out well. It might all
- 16:08Speaker 2: work out well.
- 16:09Speaker 1: The seven people that all have all the money and
- 16:12Speaker 1: have all the autonomous robotic drone.
- 16:13Speaker 2: Armies, they might be benevolent rulers in our kingdom.
- 16:18Speaker 1: So I'm not saying you can't go get a sticky
- 16:20Speaker 1: bun or take a jog with the dog on Sunday morning.
- 16:23Speaker 2: I'm saying the news is.
- 16:27Speaker 1: You get a little deflated if you read the news.
- 16:31Speaker 2: And they're like, why is Tim Dillon mad? He has
- 16:34Speaker 2: a nice car.
- 16:34Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm lucky I have a silly car that
- 16:40Speaker 1: I've wanted since a little kid that I can drive.
- 16:42Speaker 1: But I don't know that that invalidates the larger trends
- 16:45Speaker 1: of what's happening in And the country's not doing great.
- 16:50Speaker 1: I know that in some areas it feels like it's
- 16:53Speaker 1: doing great, but it's not doing great. Like we're in
- 16:57Speaker 1: $ 40 trillion worth of debt. That's number one, a big problem.
- 17:03Speaker 1: We're on the verge of a, you know, potentially a
- 17:06Speaker 1: major war with Iran.
- 17:09Speaker 2: That's not good. The average age of a homeowner is
- 17:12Speaker 2: 39 years old.
- 17:14Speaker 1: People are less likely to go out and hook up
- 17:20Speaker 1: and get married and have children. So society looks a
- 17:24Speaker 1: lot differently than it did when I grew up. And
- 17:26Speaker 1: I'm responding to all of that. It's not to depress
- 17:29Speaker 1: anyone or tell anyone you can't have a good life.
- 17:31Speaker 2: I have a good life. As people bring up, when
- 17:33Speaker 2: you criticize anything, they go, you have a Rolls Royce,
- 17:36Speaker 2: shut up.
- 17:37Speaker 1: Why would you point something out that's glaringly obvious to
- 17:40Speaker 1: literally anyone? There's a contingent of people that want you
- 17:46Speaker 1: to say, things are great.
- 17:49Speaker 2: Things are great.
- 17:50Speaker 1: That Sean Hannity crew, Ben Shapiro's in there, but it's
- 17:55Speaker 1: a big Murdoch kind of Fox News crew. And then
- 17:59Speaker 1: also there's people on the left that are more the
- 18:03Speaker 1: mainstream Democrats. And also their instinct is always to go,
- 18:07Speaker 1: things are good if people just were to listen to women.
- 18:13Speaker 2: Like we'd be better. That's our only real issue.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Things would be good if we had a trans Spider-Man.
- 18:22Speaker 1: The real issue is the lack of representation on the
- 18:25Speaker 1: shows that nobody watches anyway. If minorities got more work
- 18:30Speaker 1: in the shows that no one watched anyway, no one
- 18:33Speaker 1: would need healthcare.
- 18:35Speaker 2: Everything would be fine. That's an impulse. I get it.
- 18:38Speaker 2: It's an impulse to have, to just tell everyone to
- 18:39Speaker 2: shut up.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Things are good. Well, Tim Dillon's not going to work in,
- 18:45Speaker 1: and these were nice guys. They weren't like, they weren't like,
- 18:48Speaker 1: they weren't like, they disagreed with me on things. They
- 18:53Speaker 1: were like, Tim, one of them goes, Tim Dillon's not, well,
- 18:56Speaker 1: he's not going to do another movie because he trashed
- 18:58Speaker 1: that director.
- 18:59Speaker 2: Number one, number one, how many movies was I in
- 19:03Speaker 2: before that? Was I a movie star and I just
- 19:07Speaker 2: didn't know it? Number two, did you see that movie?
- 19:10Speaker 2: What was I supposed to say? What was I supposed
- 19:13Speaker 2: to say was a cinematic achievement.
- 19:15Speaker 1: And that director is a great director and he's directed
- 19:17Speaker 1: lots of other projects that have been classic. He's a
- 19:20Speaker 1: legendary comedy director and he'll direct a lot more shit.
- 19:23Speaker 1: That's great that I won't be in and whatever, you know,
- 19:26Speaker 1: side note, I did look at a condo on, and
- 19:29Speaker 1: I'll say his name, Todd Phillips, whatever people know who
- 19:31Speaker 1: it is. And I looked at the condo and this
- 19:33Speaker 1: building in LA called the Sierra towers. And the realtor said,
- 19:35Speaker 1: it was a really nice condo.
- 19:36Speaker 2: It was a little while ago. And the realtor said,
- 19:38Speaker 2: you know, Todd Phillips, the big director.
- 19:40Speaker 5: Um, he owns two units on this floor and he goes,
- 19:44Speaker 5: maybe you'll bump into him in the elevator. Like, because
- 19:47Speaker 5: you're a comedian that would be pretty cool and i
- 19:49Speaker 5: was like oh and i just took my real try.
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- 21:55Speaker 1: that I believe that Israel has too much influence in
- 21:58Speaker 1: American foreign policy.
- 22:00Speaker 2: You know, this is something that I believe.
- 22:02Speaker 1: It's a crazy, wacky belief that I've attained over the
- 22:06Speaker 1: last couple of years.
- 22:08Speaker 2: I believe that Israel has too much.
- 22:09Speaker 1: I don't believe that the Jews are a shadowy cabal
- 22:12Speaker 1: keeping people from things. I believe the country of Israel
- 22:16Speaker 1: has too much influence with American foreign policy. And when
- 22:19Speaker 1: the leader of Israel visits Washington seven times to try
- 22:22Speaker 1: to get us into a war with Iran... that is
- 22:25Speaker 1: not in our interest, really. I mean, it's just not.
- 22:27Speaker 1: No one's afraid of Iran. I've grown up my whole life.
- 22:30Speaker 1: All you've ever heard of it was Iran. Like, Iran's this, like,
- 22:35Speaker 1: behemoth that's going to come kill everyone while you're out
- 22:38Speaker 1: at the mall. Iran's just going to start firing nuclear missiles, ballistic,
- 22:45Speaker 1: intercontinental ballistic missiles.
- 22:46Speaker 2: You're going to... This is what these boomers fantasize, that, like.
- 22:51Speaker 1: One day you're gonna wake up, you're gonna open your
- 22:53Speaker 1: door and it's just, I mean, chaos. I mean, people
- 22:58Speaker 1: are driving their cars into each other. It's the scene
- 23:00Speaker 1: from a disaster.
- 23:01Speaker 2: Movie, right? And you go, what's happening? And your neighbor
- 23:05Speaker 2: is gonna go, Bob, it's Iran. And you're going to go,
- 23:09Speaker 2: I knew it. I knew it. One day you just
- 23:13Speaker 2: open your door and the world is falling apart. There
- 23:16Speaker 2: are explosions and people are running full speed, grabbing.
- 23:23Speaker 1: Their kids, going, we got to get out of here.
- 23:25Speaker 1: And you go, what's going on? And your wife's like,
- 23:30Speaker 1: I bet it's Iran. So that's what they're selling. That's
- 23:35Speaker 1: the sales pitch is that, our country, which is separated
- 23:41Speaker 1: by water, and we have a massive military and a
- 23:46Speaker 1: nuclear arsenal, and any attack on America, remember, would sign
- 23:50Speaker 1: the death warrant of the Iranian regime. So they would
- 23:55Speaker 1: have to be suicidal and crazy to attack America, but
- 24:01Speaker 1: supposedly they are. And they've been planning this big attack
- 24:09Speaker 1: on America where then we would destroy their civilization like
- 24:16Speaker 1: in a matter of minutes, but supposedly they're trying to do,
- 24:20Speaker 1: like that's their MO and they want to do that.
- 24:24Speaker 2: And I don't believe that's the case.
- 24:25Speaker 1: I think it's a war that primarily would benefit Israel
- 24:28Speaker 1: because Iran is the biggest regional threat to.
- 24:31Speaker 2: Israel, whatever.
- 24:33Speaker 1: So there's people that disagree with that analysis. You're allowed
- 24:35Speaker 1: to disagree with that analysis. I would say you're wrong.
- 24:38Speaker 1: I would say that I'm right. Trump barely talked about Iran.
- 24:42Speaker 1: Iran was not an issue. Was Obama, was it a
- 24:47Speaker 1: big issue? I mean, I know he made that deal
- 24:49Speaker 1: and people fault him for that deal and whatever.
- 24:53Speaker 2: Is their nuclear program really peaceful? Is it really peaceful?
- 24:59Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm sure Iran would like a nuke.
- 25:03Speaker 2: I'm sure a lot of countries would like nukes. But
- 25:06Speaker 2: supposedly Iran's like five minutes away from a nuclear weapon.
- 25:09Speaker 2: And it's not enough to attack the missile sites, which
- 25:12Speaker 2: we did. We have to go in and engage in
- 25:16Speaker 2: a regime change war, which would be like a real war. Obviously,
- 25:21Speaker 2: we would win with the United States, but it would
- 25:23Speaker 2: be like a big war and people would die and
- 25:25Speaker 2: oil prices would spike and the global economy would suffer.
- 25:28Speaker 1: And Iran is going to get weaponry from China and Russia,
- 25:32Speaker 1: and they already have. And that's intensified over the last
- 25:35Speaker 1: few weeks. And, you know, we're going to spend a
- 25:38Speaker 1: lot of money to replace the Iranian regime with what?
- 25:41Speaker 1: I mean, it's a country of 90 million people. And
- 25:44Speaker 1: supposedly we're going to put somebody in there who they
- 25:47Speaker 1: all love.
- 25:49Speaker 2: I don't know who it is. I don't know what
- 25:51Speaker 2: the plan is.
- 25:53Speaker 1: The plan is to send the Shah's son, this guy
- 25:55Speaker 1: who's been living in Bethesda, Maryland, and having brunch with
- 26:00Speaker 1: the CIA every week for the last 30 years. We're
- 26:03Speaker 1: going to stuff him in there, and he's going to
- 26:06Speaker 1: show up there, and everything's going to work.
- 26:09Speaker 2: Well, I hope it does, by the way.
- 26:12Speaker 1: So these guys are criticizing me for kind of whatever,
- 26:14Speaker 1: losing the plot, and that's okay. I don't think I've
- 26:17Speaker 1: lost the plot, but it's people's, It's completely understandable for
- 26:22Speaker 1: people to say they think that I'm wrong about something.
- 26:25Speaker 2: And that's okay. I don't think I'm wrong about it.
- 26:27Speaker 2: But it might be fun. Here's the other thing.
- 26:31Speaker 1: Maybe the Iran war is actually a fucking blast. Maybe
- 26:38Speaker 1: it's a blast. And I'm not ruling that out. Like,
- 26:43Speaker 1: it's fun as fuck. And we're all into it more
- 26:47Speaker 1: than the Olympics. And I'm going to play something I
- 26:48Speaker 1: did for the Olympics. And I like, and it's nice
- 26:52Speaker 1: and funny, and it's a nice little commercial I did
- 26:54Speaker 1: for J.Crew. And it's not a commercial. It's a short film.
- 26:57Speaker 1: And the guy who directed it was lovely. I have
- 26:59Speaker 1: nothing good to say about it. I have nothing bad
- 27:01Speaker 1: to say about any of it. But I will say
- 27:03Speaker 1: this about the Olympics in general. I think the Iran
- 27:07Speaker 1: war will be more fun than the Olympics if we
- 27:11Speaker 1: have it. I don't like the Olympics. I used to
- 27:15Speaker 1: love it as a kid. I don't know what it is.
- 27:17Speaker 1: People keep trying to make it a thing. It's an embarrassment.
- 27:20Speaker 2: I hate it.
- 27:21Speaker 1: If you talk about the Olympics, I automatically assume something
- 27:25Speaker 1: is wrong with you. I have no time to hear
- 27:30Speaker 1: about the Olympics. I cannot imagine the mental state someone
- 27:35Speaker 1: has to be in to go home and watch the Olympics.
- 27:39Speaker 1: It is a huge predictor of whether me and you
- 27:42Speaker 1: are going to be friends if you choose to reference
- 27:45Speaker 1: something that happened at the Olympics. I'm telling you, I
- 27:50Speaker 1: don't care about anybody. I don't care that you thought
- 27:52Speaker 1: the opening ceremony was satanic. I don't care that you
- 27:57Speaker 1: got really invested in the bobsledding. I don't want to
- 27:59Speaker 1: hear anything. I don't care that the skier broke her
- 28:03Speaker 1: leg and now her career's over. None of this matters anymore.
- 28:10Speaker 1: It's like Hollywood's dying. We're not going to care about
- 28:13Speaker 1: the Olympics, folks. When I grew up, Olympians were stars.
- 28:18Speaker 1: They had backstories you cared about. Then it got really sad,
- 28:22Speaker 1: and I've talked about it on the show before, where
- 28:24Speaker 1: they're like, he lived in a car for years. His
- 28:26Speaker 1: mother shot herself in the face, and now he's going
- 28:29Speaker 1: for gold. And you're like, well, this is a little dark,
- 28:32Speaker 1: because people's lives have gotten so dark that the back
- 28:36Speaker 1: story used to be, his father got him up every morning,
- 28:39Speaker 1: and they went down to the frozen lake, And his
- 28:42Speaker 1: father was like, you're.
- 28:43Speaker 2: Gonna be a figure skater because you're gay.
- 28:46Speaker 1: And that was nice. That was a nice thing. And
- 28:49Speaker 1: he's like, you can suck all the cock that you
- 28:51Speaker 1: want when you win gold.
- 28:52Speaker 2: Or something like that. That was fine. That was fine.
- 28:56Speaker 1: But then it became like really dark where it was like,
- 28:59Speaker 1: his mother bought lottery tickets every day. And she would
- 29:03Speaker 1: sit there smoking cigs and scratching her scratch offs. And
- 29:07Speaker 1: he looked at her and he said, the only way
- 29:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna get us out of here is if I
- 29:11Speaker 1: do the pole vault or whatever, it's just weird. And
- 29:14Speaker 1: now it's like nothing. Can you get up anything about
- 29:18Speaker 1: this skier who lost her career? Or am I even
- 29:20Speaker 1: remembering this right? Didn't a woman have an injury and
- 29:24Speaker 1: now she can't ski anymore?
- 29:25Speaker 2: And who cares? No offense. Who's this for?
- 29:33Speaker 1: Lindsey Vonn, a 41-year-old five-time Olympian. It's enough already that
- 29:39Speaker 1: suffered a complex severe left tibia fracture after a high-speed
- 29:42Speaker 1: crash during the February 8th Olympic downhill in Milan Cortina
- 29:47Speaker 1: following a horror crash underwent multiple surgeries for her leg
- 29:50Speaker 1: in pieces with recent updates indicating that she's recovering and
- 29:53Speaker 1: back on US soil now listen Can we, let's watch
- 30:00Speaker 1: this because again, obviously it's sad that she got hurt,
- 30:05Speaker 1: but I just don't care about this.
- 30:08Speaker 2: Yeah, well, she messed up. Hold on. Let's show that again.
- 30:14Speaker 2: That's not what you're supposed to do in that sport.
- 30:17Speaker 2: She crashed just seconds into her downhill run.
- 30:21Speaker 1: Here's the thing. She goes airborne and then goes in
- 30:24Speaker 1: a weird turn.
- 30:27Speaker 2: Play that again. That's not what you're supposed to do.
- 30:29Speaker 2: I don't even ski and I know that. Play this again.
- 30:31Speaker 2: This is not right. She loses control. It's over.
- 30:37Speaker 1: Here's the thing, folks. You know, that doesn't make me
- 30:43Speaker 1: feel anything. And it doesn't make you feel anything. And
- 30:46Speaker 1: stop lying. All right, get her out of here. I
- 30:47Speaker 1: don't want to see this again.
- 30:48Speaker 4: But.
- 30:50Speaker 2: It's not real anymore.
- 30:51Speaker 1: If Hollywood celebrities aren't real, we're certainly not going to care.
- 30:55Speaker 2: I hope her leg is better. But this is nothing.
- 30:59Speaker 2: The Olympics aren't a thing. And they haven't been for years.
- 31:05Speaker 2: And no one's what? What generic, like, what conversation starts with, like,
- 31:12Speaker 2: did you see the Olympics? The people that are watching
- 31:16Speaker 2: the Olympics... It's like these little cute influencers in New
- 31:19Speaker 2: York that are all getting paid and they're all like,
- 31:22Speaker 2: and they send them all to the Olympics and they're
- 31:25Speaker 2: all trying to distract you from all the stuff that's
- 31:28Speaker 2: going on, which as they should be, but like, they're
- 31:31Speaker 2: all like, whoa, I can't, I cannot believe I'm here
- 31:33Speaker 2: at the Olympics.
- 31:34Speaker 1: It's such an honor. Let me tell you right now,
- 31:36Speaker 1: these people invite the J crew people who I did
- 31:38Speaker 1: this short film for. It was about Olympic skiing and
- 31:41Speaker 1: like how skiing became a sport.
- 31:44Speaker 2: And it was lovely.
- 31:44Speaker 1: And the kids on set were very nice. We got
- 31:47Speaker 1: in a fight with one of them. One of them,
- 31:48Speaker 1: I called him Young Sheldon. He said, big back.
- 31:50Speaker 2: I get it.
- 31:51Speaker 1: The whole fat thing. He called me Tim Cheese. Then
- 31:54Speaker 1: it became me and him. He was like a nine-year-old kid.
- 31:55Speaker 1: We just started fighting about whether countries should have borders,
- 31:58Speaker 1: who has sovereignty, whatever.
- 31:59Speaker 2: It just degenerated. But, you know, and they should. Whatever.
- 32:03Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
- 32:04Speaker 1: The point is, it was a lovely experience.
- 32:08Speaker 2: We'll play it in a minute. But they invited me.
- 32:12Speaker 1: They go, you could actually come to the Olympics. And
- 32:15Speaker 1: I go, yeah, but why?
- 32:16Speaker 2: They go, but you'd be at the Olympics. It would
- 32:20Speaker 2: be cool. It's like, you'd be at the Olympics in Milan.
- 32:22Speaker 2: I go, yeah, but you know, I just don't, I don't,
- 32:27Speaker 2: if I was at the Olympics, I'm telling you, I
- 32:29Speaker 2: would just walk around and go, why are we still
- 32:31Speaker 2: doing this?
- 32:31Speaker 1: Can you get up Jake Paul and JD Vance talking
- 32:34Speaker 1: at the Olympics? Look at Vance, look at his wife
- 32:38Speaker 1: and look at Jake Paul. I mean, that was the Olympics, right?
- 32:42Speaker 1: This is the Olympics. Get that photo up. I mean,
- 32:47Speaker 1: this is the Olympics. I mean, it's like, I like
- 32:54Speaker 1: Jake Paul. I really, I don't hate JD Vance. I
- 32:56Speaker 1: think they're making a big mess of it up there.
- 33:00Speaker 1: But I'm going to fly 10 hours for this because
- 33:02Speaker 1: I would have been in that row.
- 33:05Speaker 2: I'm in that row. It's Jake Paul, JD Vance, and
- 33:08Speaker 2: then me. And I'm eating a pastry that I'm in
- 33:11Speaker 2: that row. That's the row I'm in, most likely. Or
- 33:16Speaker 2: I'm like, even more shamefully, I'm like behind them. You
- 33:20Speaker 2: know what I mean?
- 33:21Speaker 1: I'm like somewhere like seated like behind them, but that's
- 33:25Speaker 1: the crew.
- 33:25Speaker 2: Who do you think they're putting me with? Where do
- 33:27Speaker 2: you think I'm going? Where do you think I'm going
- 33:30Speaker 2: to go? You think I'm going with the young, hot influencers?
- 33:34Speaker 2: I'm going right next to Vance, the wife, and Paul.
- 33:38Speaker 2: And I'm sitting here eating a tiramisu, disinterested, watching this
- 33:42Speaker 2: bitch break her leg. Can you, I turn to JD
- 33:49Speaker 2: Vance and go, ooh. And then I would have made
- 33:52Speaker 2: him laugh. I would have went, kind of Pam Bondi, huh?
- 33:54Speaker 2: That's the way Pam Bondi's handling everything. And he would
- 33:57Speaker 2: have went, well, the thing about Pam.
- 34:01Speaker 1: But, you know, I mean, that's where I'd be. I'd
- 34:02Speaker 1: be in that row, getting destroyed. So I didn't go
- 34:07Speaker 1: to the Olympics. Let's play a little bit of this.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Jake Krew, short film. And I play a ski instructor
- 34:14Speaker 1: talking to the children.
- 34:18Speaker 4: What are you even learning here?
- 34:21Speaker 2: I mean, what the hell kind of school even is this?
- 34:25Speaker 2: Gravitas is honor and dignity. Honor and dignity are truth.
- 34:30Speaker 2: Truth is God.
- 34:32Speaker 4: God is the mountain. Okay? Are you getting that through
- 34:36Speaker 4: your little heads?
- 34:37Speaker 2: That was the kid I fought with.
- 34:38Speaker 4: Some of your heads aren't that little. Some of you
- 34:40Speaker 4: have abnormally large heads.
- 34:41Speaker 2: Go back to that kid. Go back to that kid
- 34:44Speaker 2: for a minute.
- 34:46Speaker 6: Where was he?
- 34:48Speaker 7: And some of your heads aren't that little. Some of
- 34:51Speaker 7: you have abnormally large heads.
- 34:53Speaker 4: Unnatural. And it's something you'll have to deal with. But
- 34:56Speaker 4: not today. That little.
- 34:59Speaker 2: The mountain.
- 35:00Speaker 3: Where is he?
- 35:01Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah, him, him. Truth is God.
- 35:04Speaker 2: Try to freeze on him.
- 35:05Speaker 1: He started a chant, Tim Cheese, which is like some
- 35:11Speaker 1: type of rat in a video game or something.
- 35:13Speaker 4: Honor and dignity are true.
- 35:14Speaker 2: He started this.
- 35:15Speaker 4: Truth is God.
- 35:16Speaker 2: It's quick. Gravitas is honor and dignity. Honor and dignity
- 35:24Speaker 2: are true. Truth is God.
- 35:27Speaker 4: God is the mountain.
- 35:28Speaker 2: And then I responded by calling him young.
- 35:31Speaker 1: So he starts this chant. No, literally, he starts a chant,
- 35:36Speaker 1: Tim Cheese, Tim Cheese. And then he goes big back,
- 35:39Speaker 1: he goes, and he makes his, he's blowing his, he's going.
- 35:45Speaker 1: And then I go, okay, shut up, young Sheldon.
- 35:48Speaker 2: And then I burned him, I cooked him.
- 35:52Speaker 1: And then the kids responded to that and he was
- 35:54Speaker 1: genuinely deflated. But then he came back at me with
- 35:59Speaker 1: more chants. And they were being very vicious. and then
- 36:06Speaker 1: they were six, sevening and stuff. They're sick, the young people,
- 36:10Speaker 1: and they're nihilists.
- 36:12Speaker 2: But, all right, let's watch the rest of it. Sorry,
- 36:14Speaker 2: didn't mean to interrupt.
- 36:16Speaker 7: Are you getting that through your little heads? And some
- 36:18Speaker 7: of your heads aren't that little. Some of you have
- 36:21Speaker 7: abnormally large heads, unnatural, and it's something you'll have to
- 36:25Speaker 7: deal with, but not today. So, have you ever heard
- 36:30Speaker 7: of U.S.
- 36:31Speaker 4: Ski and Snowboard?
- 36:34Speaker 1: Those are the elite of the elite. Those are our eagles.
- 36:40Speaker 1: But it didn't start out that way. It started out
- 36:43Speaker 1: a long time ago when people were just trying to
- 36:46Speaker 1: figure out how to get down that mountain. Let me
- 36:50Speaker 1: show you.
- 36:51Speaker 2: All right, there it is. And here's the thing.
- 36:54Speaker 4: We will.
- 36:55Speaker 1: Okay, there's some left. We'll post a link to watch this.
- 37:01Speaker 1: All right, and then this is, it goes to this game.
- 37:03Speaker 1: We'll post a link to watch this.
- 37:04Speaker 2: You can give it a look.
- 37:05Speaker 1: J.Crew, obviously a clothing company that has a winter ski line.
- 37:10Speaker 1: And Kevin Ulrich, the director of this, who's a really
- 37:13Speaker 1: great guy, very nice, and allowed me to be a
- 37:16Speaker 1: part of it, which was very nice of him. And
- 37:17Speaker 1: I don't hold him accountable, obviously, for the bullying that
- 37:21Speaker 1: I experienced on set from the children, which is something
- 37:24Speaker 1: I could, it is legally actionable, right?
- 37:27Speaker 2: But whatever, I'm not going to do anything about it
- 37:28Speaker 2: because I'm a team player. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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- 40:26Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about this hazing incident here because, again,
- 40:29Speaker 1: I think we're overreacting to it.
- 40:31Speaker 2: I just don't care. If college kids want to kill
- 40:34Speaker 2: each other, folks, it's really the least of our problems.
- 40:39Speaker 2: I wasn't in a frat. I dropped out of community college.
- 40:42Speaker 1: I was in the real fraternity, which was the Brotherhood
- 40:44Speaker 1: of Subprime Mortgage Salesmen on Long Island.
- 40:47Speaker 2: And we didn't need to haze each other.
- 40:49Speaker 1: We understood that we stood against a common enemy, which
- 40:52Speaker 1: was the FBI.
- 40:54Speaker 2: And that creates a bond as well.
- 40:56Speaker 1: You know what creates a bond more than like putting
- 40:59Speaker 1: ketchup on each other's shirtless?
- 41:01Speaker 2: Crime. Doing crime. I'm kidding. We weren't even doing crime.
- 41:05Speaker 1: It was literally all legal. And most people were happy
- 41:08Speaker 1: in those homes for a few years. And that's all
- 41:10Speaker 1: you get in life.
- 41:11Speaker 2: Well, who cares? You know, what are we doing?
- 41:14Speaker 1: So play this video because there's a bunch of shirtless,
- 41:18Speaker 1: pretty hot, young college guys in a basement. And this
- 41:24Speaker 1: is some hazing ritual where, you know, you're trying to
- 41:28Speaker 1: get into a frat and they put a bunch of
- 41:31Speaker 1: mayonnaise on you or ketchup or something. And everyone's like
- 41:35Speaker 1: horrified by this.
- 41:36Speaker 2: And listen, whatever. It's childish. It's silly. It's whatever. I
- 41:41Speaker 2: don't know. I feel like, you know, I.
- 41:44Speaker 1: And everyone makes the point where they're like, listen, these
- 41:47Speaker 1: guys are going to be the future leaders of America.
- 41:49Speaker 2: Hey, maybe not. They're like, they're going to be the
- 41:52Speaker 2: future leaders of America. Yeah, maybe? Maybe not.
- 41:56Speaker 1: The future leaders of America are going to be maybe robots.
- 42:06Speaker 2: So this is... This looks like something I've paid $ 50, 000
- 42:12Speaker 2: to come home to, by the way. It wouldn't cost 50,
- 42:16Speaker 2: but maybe 10.
- 42:20Speaker 1: What is, so now this is a bunch of young
- 42:22Speaker 1: college guys in a basement. They're all being hazed.
- 42:25Speaker 2: And I guess people are squirting stuff. All right, let's
- 42:31Speaker 2: see the video, a little bit of it. We're not
- 42:32Speaker 2: going to watch the whole thing.
- 42:34Speaker 4: Anyone want to be forthcoming on what's going on? Hey,
- 42:37Speaker 4: this stops here, guys. This is a police department. This
- 42:42Speaker 4: stops here.
- 42:43Speaker 2: The cops should have fucked all of them. Who's in charge?
- 42:45Speaker 2: The cops should have fucked every single one of them.
- 42:47Speaker 1: How hot would it have been if the cops went
- 42:52Speaker 1: in and said, now let's do it for real and
- 42:55Speaker 1: shut the door and fucked all of them and cracked
- 42:58Speaker 1: all of them open? Let me tell you right now,
- 43:02Speaker 1: you want to talk about camaraderie? You want to talk
- 43:06Speaker 1: about a night that bonds you forever? By the way,
- 43:11Speaker 1: you know how people used to bond when they had
- 43:13Speaker 1: terrible lives? This is how me and all my friends
- 43:15Speaker 1: used to bond, by the way. You'd be smoking a cigarette,
- 43:16Speaker 1: you'd go, I have nothing. And someone would go, yeah,
- 43:19Speaker 1: me too. And you'd just start laughing. That's the way
- 43:22Speaker 1: people used to bond. You'd be smoking a blunt and
- 43:24Speaker 1: you'd go, I really don't have any money. I have
- 43:28Speaker 1: nothing going on. And quite frankly, nothing excites me. And
- 43:33Speaker 1: I don't care about anything. And someone will go, we
- 43:36Speaker 1: have a quiz today. And you just start laughing. You go, dude,
- 43:38Speaker 1: I am so fucked for that. That was bonding for
- 43:41Speaker 1: the lower middle class.
- 43:43Speaker 2: But I get it.
- 43:44Speaker 1: This is Greek life. These are the frats. You do
- 43:46Speaker 1: all this stuff. And you're supposed to like, ooh, we're shirtless.
- 43:49Speaker 1: And we're getting ketchup on us. And supposedly this is
- 43:54Speaker 1: supposed to bond us.
- 43:56Speaker 2: No, no, no.
- 43:57Speaker 1: Not enough for me. Imagine this story. How did you
- 44:01Speaker 1: guys become such good friends? Well, we're in the same frat.
- 44:05Speaker 1: We were being hazed in the basement and we would
- 44:09Speaker 1: just stand there in some gym shorts and they would
- 44:12Speaker 1: just throw ketchup and mayonnaise at us and stuff and,
- 44:16Speaker 1: you know, make Russian dressing on our chest and they
- 44:20Speaker 1: would yell at us, they would get in our face.
- 44:23Speaker 1: And then the cops came and the cops closed the
- 44:27Speaker 1: door and fucked all of us.
- 44:30Speaker 2: Like hardcore, raw... Punishing sex. Like, no lube, no poppers,
- 44:40Speaker 2: no prep, no eating yogurt the night before.
- 44:44Speaker 1: Just messy, dirty, prison gang sex. And some of us cried,
- 44:55Speaker 1: some of us liked it, some of us were frankly
- 44:57Speaker 1: in the middle, and that's why we're such good friends.
- 45:04Speaker 2: And somebody will go, that's a crazy story. Did you
- 45:06Speaker 2: see the Olympics? You see that girl broke her leg
- 45:10Speaker 2: on the Olympics. She can't ski anymore.
- 45:13Speaker 1: This girl we've never heard of can't ski now.
- 45:17Speaker 2: But that would have done it for me. I mean,
- 45:20Speaker 2: I think it's a little overreactive.
- 45:21Speaker 1: Like people are like, I can't believe what they're, but
- 45:24Speaker 1: do you know what I've been through in my life?
- 45:28Speaker 1: You know how much harder it is than that? You
- 45:32Speaker 1: know how much more difficult it is? to go through
- 45:37Speaker 1: what I've been through than to stand for a night
- 45:41Speaker 1: or two or a week, whatever, in a basement and
- 45:45Speaker 1: get ketchup thrown at you.
- 45:46Speaker 2: Do you understand? Do you understand what.
- 45:52Speaker 1: It's like to be at Thanksgiving and you have to
- 45:54Speaker 1: defend your friendship with RFK Jr.
- 45:58Speaker 2: You want to talk about hazing? I say, I think
- 46:02Speaker 2: he's a, I think he's nice. I think him and
- 46:06Speaker 2: his wife are nice. You know, I don't know.
- 46:14Speaker 1: I don't think it's such a big deal, the hazing,
- 46:16Speaker 1: but maybe it's because I'm a, I'm cis hat.
- 46:21Speaker 2: Well, I'm not hat. I'm cis gay. What do you
- 46:24Speaker 2: call me? What do I call me? I'm not hat. Cis.
- 46:30Speaker 2: Cis gay. Rich. Cis rich, cis rich, white bitch. Cis rich,
- 46:43Speaker 2: white bitch. By the way, those shirts are coming. Let's
- 46:48Speaker 2: talk a little bit about Les Wexner here, friend of
- 46:50Speaker 2: the show. Les Wexner is a entrepreneur. He's an American
- 46:57Speaker 2: success story. He's a legend.
- 47:00Speaker 1: He created Victoria's secret and he was swindled by Jeffrey Epstein.
- 47:04Speaker 2: I don't know if you've heard of this guy. Jeffrey
- 47:06Speaker 2: Epstein was a very dishonest man.
- 47:09Speaker 1: And Les Wexner billionaire entrepreneur was taken in and swindled by, um,
- 47:15Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein, because Jeffrey Epstein, Les Wexner hired Jeffrey Epstein
- 47:20Speaker 1: to manage all of his money, his billions of dollars
- 47:23Speaker 1: of money. Also, he gave him the largest private residence
- 47:28Speaker 1: in Manhattan. And Les Wexner, I believe at one point,
- 47:34Speaker 1: gave Jeffrey Epstein power of attorney. But he was really swindled. Like,
- 47:39Speaker 1: I imagine this is how it went down. Now, Les Wexner, again,
- 47:42Speaker 1: legendary entrepreneur, billionaire, You'd think maybe a guy that wouldn't
- 47:48Speaker 1: be able to be swindled, but this is how it
- 47:51Speaker 1: went down.
- 47:51Speaker 2: Because I know this. I know how easy it is
- 47:54Speaker 2: to cold call if you're good.
- 47:58Speaker 1: So Jeffrey Epstein probably, yeah, Les Wexner tells US lawmakers
- 48:03Speaker 1: he was naive and conned. So now I want you
- 48:06Speaker 1: to imagine Les Wexner, billionaire entrepreneur, the limited brands, all
- 48:09Speaker 1: of that. Les Wexner sitting at home, And he gets
- 48:14Speaker 1: a phone call, and he probably answers his phone in Ohio.
- 48:17Speaker 1: He's on a lead sheet. So when you sit down
- 48:20Speaker 1: to cold call, there's lead sheets.
- 48:22Speaker 2: Okay? So Jeffrey Epstein's really nervous. He gets the lead sheet.
- 48:26Speaker 2: He goes, ooh, Les Wexner. This is the big whale.
- 48:28Speaker 2: Let's call him. Hello? Hello? Now I'm going to, here's
- 48:35Speaker 2: the thing. People are going to say to me, oh,
- 48:36Speaker 2: you're doing a Jewish voice for this, and it's anti-Semitic.
- 48:39Speaker 1: But here's reality. Epstein had this weird, creepy, childlike voice.
- 48:44Speaker 1: It's not, I'm not trying to do anything here.
- 48:47Speaker 2: I just going to, I have to go through the
- 48:48Speaker 2: bit without you telling me that it's whatever.
- 48:53Speaker 6: Hello?
- 48:53Speaker 2: Hello, it's Jeff, Jeff Epstein. Is this Les Waxner?
- 49:00Speaker 8: Yes.
- 49:02Speaker 2: Well, Les, I just wanted to give you a call.
- 49:06Speaker 1: Are you happy with the people that are managing your money?
- 49:11Speaker 2: Well, yes, I am. Thank you very much. I think
- 49:15Speaker 2: I'll be going. Well, hold on.
- 49:18Speaker 6: Hold on.
- 49:20Speaker 2: Are you getting the returns you think you should get? Well,
- 49:25Speaker 2: you could always get more returns. Yes, that's what I think.
- 49:30Speaker 9: I'm Jeffrey Epstein, and we want to take your money
- 49:33Speaker 9: and make your money work for you. We want to
- 49:36Speaker 9: make your money work for you. You work for your money. Now,
- 49:41Speaker 9: why doesn't your money work for you? That's a good point.
- 49:46Speaker 9: What would I have to do? You give me all
- 49:48Speaker 9: your money. Give me all your money.
- 49:51Speaker 2: Give me a house. Let me have power of attorney
- 49:54Speaker 2: and buy me a house in Manhattan. Well, that sounds reasonable.
- 50:00Speaker 2: I'm a billionaire, but you seem like a nice gentleman.
- 50:04Speaker 2: Now I'm doing a black voice for Les Wex. I
- 50:06Speaker 2: don't know what happens. I don't mean that. It's just hard.
- 50:09Speaker 1: It's like I'm drifting into like a black voice. Here's
- 50:13Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. Imagine the insanity of believing
- 50:17Speaker 1: that Jeffrey Epstein has somehow conned this billionaire entrepreneur into
- 50:23Speaker 1: giving him all of his money. Does anyone believe that?
- 50:30Speaker 1: Does anyone believe that Les Wexner, who has an army
- 50:33Speaker 1: of lawyers and accountants except the one that they shot,
- 50:35Speaker 1: you can Google that, that is true. Get up, Les
- 50:39Speaker 1: Wexner accountants shot me, it's true. And I'm sure he,
- 50:42Speaker 1: I'm sure it was an accident. I'm sure it was
- 50:44Speaker 1: an accident, don't kill me. Yeah, there's... Yeah, there was a... Yeah,
- 50:53Speaker 1: someone put a bullet in Arthur Shapiro's head. He was
- 50:56Speaker 1: the lawyer of Victoria's Secret billionaire, Les Wexner. Now, I
- 50:59Speaker 1: imagine that this is a coincidence. It happened many years ago,
- 51:04Speaker 1: and people get shot in the head, and I'm sure
- 51:06Speaker 1: this was a coincidence, and it was a mafia-style slaying.
- 51:09Speaker 2: It's never been solved, and I'm sure they tried hard, but...
- 51:14Speaker 2: And I think he was about to testify.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Go see if we can get a little bit more
- 51:17Speaker 1: info on this because I believe that this guy.
- 51:19Speaker 2: Right, here we go. Arthur Shapiro was in trouble.
- 51:22Speaker 1: The shy, secretive lawyer, a partner in the Columbus, Ohio
- 51:24Speaker 1: law firm of Schwartz, Shapiro, Kelman, Warren, was under investigation
- 51:28Speaker 1: by the IRS for failing to file income tax returns
- 51:30Speaker 1: for seven years and for possible investments in shady tax shelters.
- 51:34Speaker 1: In March 1985, Shapiro was due to testify before a
- 51:37Speaker 1: grand jury over his dodging and whether anyone had helped
- 51:40Speaker 1: him hide the money.
- 51:41Speaker 2: What he might reveal no one knew.
- 51:43Speaker 1: but he and his firm and several high-profile clients had
- 51:45Speaker 1: a long history in Columbus. But Arthur Shapiro never made
- 51:48Speaker 1: it to the stand. A day before his scheduled testimony,
- 51:51Speaker 1: somebody fired two bullets point-blank into his head as he
- 51:53Speaker 1: fled from a secretive breakfast meeting held in his red
- 51:56Speaker 1: BMW at a Columbus cemetery.
- 51:59Speaker 2: The mob-saw murder has never been solved.
- 52:01Speaker 1: Shapiro reportedly personally oversaw the account for the limited amount
- 52:04Speaker 1: The clothing company owned by billionaire Les Wexner, whose empire
- 52:07Speaker 1: also included popular brands like Lane Bryant, which is the
- 52:11Speaker 1: clothing store for female fatty boonbatties, where when I sometimes
- 52:15Speaker 1: dress up like a Barry Weiss or a Meghan McCain
- 52:17Speaker 1: or whatever, any of our ladies, I will head into
- 52:20Speaker 1: Lane Bryant and still would like to, by the way,
- 52:24Speaker 1: shout out to Les and the whole fam, Express and,
- 52:27Speaker 1: of course, Victoria's Secret. Neither Wexner or his communications team,
- 52:31Speaker 1: they've declined to comment, blah, blah, blah. So anyway, so
- 52:34Speaker 1: Les Waxner, who's surrounded by an army of lawyers and accountants,
- 52:39Speaker 1: minus this guy who took one to the face, one
- 52:41Speaker 1: to the head.
- 52:43Speaker 2: And who knows why? Life's random and weird. So this
- 52:46Speaker 2: guy takes one to the head.
- 52:48Speaker 4: It is.
- 52:49Speaker 2: Can you predict life? You cannot. That's life. You think
- 52:55Speaker 2: that's what he thought when he got banged in the head?
- 52:57Speaker 2: That's life. You're riding high in April, shot down in May.
- 53:04Speaker 2: But sometimes you're going to change your tune when you
- 53:08Speaker 2: get shot in your face in June.
- 53:12Speaker 1: Anyway, so Les Wexler is conned by Jeffrey. Jeffrey Epstein
- 53:17Speaker 1: calls him up or I guess gets to him some
- 53:20Speaker 1: way and goes, by the way, give me everything and
- 53:23Speaker 1: I'll handle it. And then now Les Wexler's going, now
- 53:28Speaker 1: this guy's a crook. And he preyed on people. I
- 53:34Speaker 1: think that's so wrong to prey on people. So our
- 53:38Speaker 1: heart goes out to Les Wexner, by the way, who
- 53:40Speaker 1: is a victim. Les Wexner, a friend of the show,
- 53:43Speaker 1: victim of Jeffrey Epstein, another victim. I think we're going
- 53:48Speaker 1: to find out that all of these billionaires are victims
- 53:50Speaker 1: of Jeffrey Epstein. I think that's the turn we're about
- 53:54Speaker 1: to make here. There's a lot of victims of Jeffrey Epstein.
- 53:57Speaker 2: Not only these women.
- 53:59Speaker 1: But I think a lot of these billionaires and children,
- 54:02Speaker 1: by the way, I think a lot of these billionaires
- 54:05Speaker 1: were conned by Jeffrey Epstein into visiting this island.
- 54:09Speaker 2: Or giving him a power of attorney. He's conned a
- 54:15Speaker 2: lot of these people. You've got to give it to
- 54:16Speaker 2: somebody like Jeffrey Epstein. He's just a smooth talk. There
- 54:22Speaker 2: was nothing. There's no other reason that those two would
- 54:25Speaker 2: be in business.
- 54:27Speaker 1: What other reason could you think about that a Les
- 54:31Speaker 1: Wexner and a Jeffrey Epstein might find each other's company enjoyable?
- 54:36Speaker 2: What other reason would one think?
- 54:39Speaker 1: It's not that they were engaged in illicit activities like
- 54:44Speaker 1: money laundering or sex trafficking or, you know, weapons trafficking
- 54:49Speaker 1: and narco trafficking. It's none of that is true. Let's
- 54:53Speaker 1: just rule that out. Let's rule that out immediately and
- 54:58Speaker 1: imagine that it's just Jeffrey Epstein's got a great pitch.
- 55:03Speaker 2: He cold called him. He called him cold. Would you
- 55:06Speaker 2: like your money to work for you? Well, yes, I would. Yes,
- 55:11Speaker 2: I would. Now, play the lawyer going, I will fucking
- 55:16Speaker 2: kill you if you say one more thing. Now, by
- 55:18Speaker 2: the way, Yashar Ali, who I think occasionally listens to
- 55:23Speaker 2: the show, is kind of an interesting guy.
- 55:25Speaker 1: I don't know, he's a reporter of some kind. He
- 55:30Speaker 1: makes these kind of interesting points. Some of them are
- 55:32Speaker 1: weird and I don't know if any, like some of
- 55:34Speaker 1: them are good and some of them are like, I
- 55:36Speaker 1: don't know what he says.
- 55:37Speaker 2: Why are you saying it? But whatever, that's the way
- 55:39Speaker 2: I'm sure people feel about me.
- 55:42Speaker 1: So Yashar Ali was basically like, well, yeah, this is
- 55:45Speaker 1: just something lawyers say, which is probably true.
- 55:47Speaker 2: Like I've had a lot of traffic problems. You know,
- 55:51Speaker 2: my friend was never a human trafficker, but I, like,
- 55:53Speaker 2: drove with a suspended license, and, like, my lawyer would
- 55:55Speaker 2: be like, just say the minimum. Just say the minimum.
- 56:00Speaker 1: So now here's Les Wexner talking about, I believe, Jeffrey
- 56:03Speaker 1: Epstein working for the Rothschild family and Bill Gates or Google,
- 56:07Speaker 1: the heads of Google?
- 56:09Speaker 3: Right.
- 56:10Speaker 1: So we're going to play this for you. Here's victim.
- 56:15Speaker 1: Leslie Wexner, victim.
- 56:18Speaker 2: Also... a good friend of the show, but.
- 56:21Speaker 1: Victim, victim in Jeffrey Epstein's tangled web of lies. Here's
- 56:29Speaker 1: Les Wexner, full victim in Jeffrey Epstein's tangled web of lies.
- 56:36Speaker 1: And I feel for Les Wexner because he's now dealing
- 56:40Speaker 1: with the fact that his friend wasn't who he thought.
- 56:43Speaker 2: That's the real.
- 56:51Speaker 1: You got to appreciate for a minute, you got to
- 56:56Speaker 1: just step back and think about how stupid they think
- 56:58Speaker 1: you are.
- 56:59Speaker 2: The contempt they have for you.
- 57:02Speaker 1: The utter contempt they have for you as a human
- 57:05Speaker 1: being and your intellectual ability, your gut instincts, your humanity,
- 57:12Speaker 1: like the contempt they have for you is funny.
- 57:16Speaker 2: It is funny.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Maybe some of you listening to this are parents. Probably
- 57:21Speaker 1: a lot of you are. And when your children or your.
- 57:25Speaker 2: Teenagers lie to you, as long as they're not lying
- 57:30Speaker 2: about something crazy, but when they lie to you when
- 57:34Speaker 2: they're late for their curfew and they lie to you
- 57:36Speaker 2: and you kind of laugh because you go, oh, number one,
- 57:38Speaker 2: they think I wasn't a kid. They don't understand me.
- 57:42Speaker 2: that I can see right through them. They're not really
- 57:44Speaker 2: good at this. They're not, they're not pulling one over
- 57:48Speaker 2: on us. And you and your wife giggle about it.
- 57:55Speaker 2: That to me is what we're watching now. It's like,
- 57:57Speaker 2: we're seeing some of the worst lies ever. Like, do
- 58:02Speaker 2: you realize how much better the Iraq war was in
- 58:05Speaker 2: terms of lies? And those lies were bad. Like those
- 58:10Speaker 2: lies were bad. These lies are so incredibly insane. Iran
- 58:17Speaker 2: is going to blow up your cat. Like Iran's going
- 58:22Speaker 2: to blow up your favorite coffee shop. Iran's taking out
- 58:27Speaker 2: the diner you get cheese fries in after the bar.
- 58:31Speaker 1: It's such, the lies are so incredible. There's zero effort
- 58:37Speaker 1: going into the lies. This guy's out here going, I
- 58:41Speaker 1: got conned by my best friend, by the guy I
- 58:45Speaker 1: worked with for decades.
- 58:46Speaker 2: I had no idea what he was up to. I
- 58:48Speaker 2: had no idea.
- 58:50Speaker 1: And the Trump administration's going out and going, hey, Everyone's
- 58:55Speaker 1: innocent in the thing that never happened that there's millions
- 58:58Speaker 1: of files on that are incredibly disturbing and heinous. Also,
- 59:02Speaker 1: there's files we won't release and we won't do any
- 59:06Speaker 1: investigations into any of these allegations because they happened a
- 59:10Speaker 1: long time ago, and what would we.
- 59:11Speaker 2: Even really do?
- 59:14Speaker 1: And that's the current White House position is, well, now
- 59:18Speaker 1: you know, now you know. There's no investigations, there's been
- 59:21Speaker 1: no accountability, and there's nothing happening. So the White House goes,
- 59:24Speaker 1: you just wanted.
- 59:25Speaker 2: To know, you know. So now you know. Now you know.
- 59:28Speaker 1: You feel better now? That's like kind of their attitude.
- 59:32Speaker 1: They're like, you feel better now? Yeah, they're all fucking
- 59:34Speaker 1: cans and killing them. You feel better?
- 59:36Speaker 2: Now you know.
- 59:38Speaker 1: So here's, let's go back to Leslie Wexner, who's wrestling
- 59:42Speaker 1: with this deep betrayal from Jeffrey Epstein. I mean, this
- 59:47Speaker 1: is a real human drama here. Because this guy hired
- 59:50Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein to just manage his money, gave him power
- 59:53Speaker 1: of attorney. Which, by the way, I don't know if
- 59:55Speaker 1: you know what power of attorney means, but it means
- 59:56Speaker 1: that Jeffrey Epstein controls everything. You know, like in the
- 59:59Speaker 1: event of like Les Wexner is incapacitated or whatever. Jeffrey Epstein,
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: if he has a stroke, whatever happens, Epstein controls like
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: all of it.
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: Because maybe Epstein knows where the bodies are buried. Metaphorically,
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: I'm saying. So Les Wexner has this incredibly close business
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: relationship with this man.
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: And I imagine a personal relationship as well. And this guy,
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein, turns out to be a money laundering human trafficker.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: And Les Wexner is completely caught off guard and he's
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: blown away by this. He's blown away by this and
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: it's shocking.
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: And Epstein has intelligence connections to the CIA and to
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: the Mossad and probably other intelligence agencies. And so he's
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: like living in this weird world. He's like a spook.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: He's a money launderer. He's like, He's connected to all
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: these different powerful people. And he's running an operation that's
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: a multifaceted operation that involves trafficking children, that involves making
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: large sums of money disappear, that involves back channeling with
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: world leaders at the behest of current and former government employees,
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: other world leaders, prime ministers, presidents. Ghislaine Maxwell's invited onto
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: a 9-11 commission. all the files around 9-11 are blacked out.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: They haven't released any of the files that are anywhere
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: near 9-11 that involve Jeffrey Epstein, any of these Epstein files.
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: They literally say that there are certain files they don't
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: want out because national security sources and methods, and the
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: scam there is basically saying, well, if we put out
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: these files, other countries will know how we get information,
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: who our sources were, and the methods we used. And
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: so we can't have that because then we'd be... Now,
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: number one, mind you, we rely much less now on
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: human intelligence. We rely a lot on satellite intelligence and
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: tech and everything like that. That's why Thiel and Palmer
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: Luckey and all these guys are getting huge contracts with
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: the government. It's because the future of warfare and intelligence gathering,
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: like the future of all things, is very tech-centric. So
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: the idea of like the spy sitting in Morocco having coffee...
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: That's still a thing. There's still human intelligence, but it's
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: a very interesting cell to go. So these sources and
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: methods that we use 20, 30 years ago, what, you know,
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: a lot of them were, so when we compiled these files,
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: we don't want to let them out because then people
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: would know how we, you know, and it's a big lie.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: Sources and methods is a lie.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: You can release stuff without sources and methods. It's a lie.
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: It's again, it's, It's just saying we don't want to
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: put it out because you're going to start talking about
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: what the hell, what was 9-11? Because no one even
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: knows what it was, by the way. No one knows
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: what it was. There's a belief that Osama bin Laden,
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Al-Qaeda, which was, you know, it was
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: kind of, it was a group that ran weapons against,
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: to a lot of, you know, other, you know, dissident
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: groups and stuff like that. And that they had hatched
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: this plot and they had hatched it at a meeting
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: in Kuala Lumpur, which was, by the way, heavily surveilled
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: by a lot of intelligence services. And we should have
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: known about this plot at some point.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: And then, you know, Khalid al-Mindar and al-Hazmi and all
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: these hijackers, it were allowed into America. And they were
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: being surveilled. But the FBI never told the CIA about
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: that because there was a wall between the FBI and
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: the CIA, which did exist. But, you know, it does
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: seem like an important piece of information. And some of
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: these people were trained in American flight schools, and then
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: some of these people were victims of mistaken identity, and
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: it turns out that some of the hijackers we thought
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: were hijackers weren't exactly hijackers, and no one knows why
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: Building 7 fell, and nobody knows why there's a tiny
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: hole in the wall of the Pentagon. And again, you
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: have to just dance around with logic. You just have
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: to dance around and go, well, you know, this is
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: the way things happen. And, you know, technically a plane
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: could fly at that rate of speed, very low to
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: the ground for a long time and not clip any
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: light poles or not clip anything and have nobody really
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: see it. And then go into the Pentagon and then
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: go through four solid walls of steel and then punch
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: out a little hole, whatever. And Building 7, actually, there
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: were fires in Building 7 that were burning all day
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: because of debris from the other falling buildings.
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: Whatever.
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: And, you know, there's a lot of people that think
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: it is bunk, to be honest.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: They think there's something there. There's something wrong. There's something
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: weird about it. But all of the Epstein files around
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: 9-11 are blacked out. Now, of course, I don't know
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: what happened on 9-11. Nobody knows what happened on 9-11.
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: We haven't read any of the files. There's a lot
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: of people, including myself, who doubt that the official story
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: is what we're being told. Um, and people tried to
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: find more out about this. There was a Senator, Senator Graham,
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: Phil Graham, Florida. I believe his name is Phil Graham.
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: And, and, and I think Senator Graham might've been Bob Graham.
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: Get up Senator Florida, nine 11 Graham. I just don't
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: want to say it was the wrong Graham. And this
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: guy was trying to find out.
- 1:05:23Speaker 8: Yes.
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: Senator Bob Graham.
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: So this guy was trying to find out more about
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: nine 11 Saudi connection, whatever. Um, He was trying to
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: dig deeper into 9-11 and he kept getting shut down
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: and he kept getting threatened by the FBI.
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: They were like, hey, buddy, hey, Bob. Bob. I love
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: that name because that's exactly how they called him. They
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: were like, Bob. Bob, what are you doing?
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: Because he didn't understand. He was like, I'm just trying
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: to get information here. And they kept shutting him down.
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: They would harass him, harass his family, stop him at
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- 1:07:14Speaker 1: So there's a lot in these files and It's fucking weird,
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: and anyone who says it's not weird, I don't know.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: It's crazy.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: So here's Les Wexner, again, victim of Jeffrey Epstein, caught
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: in a tangled web of lies, faced to confront the
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: fact that his best friend, business partner, was some type
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: of con artist, human trafficker, money launderer.
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: Here it is, Les Wexner. I'm going to fucking kill you.
- 1:07:42Speaker 6: Answer not the question.
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: Five words, okay?
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: Let's see a little bit more of what he says here.
- 1:07:52Speaker 10: Give you a long answer, but to understand in context.
- 1:07:57Speaker 6: Because if I just say yes or no, you won't
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: understand it.
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:08:00Speaker 6: I really want this whole group to understand it.
- 1:08:04Speaker 3: And I.
- 1:08:08Speaker 6: Never would have guessed I was being conned.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:08:11Speaker 6: Never, ever.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:08:13Speaker 6: The deceit was so subtle.
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: It's sad. It's sad. This is sad. I'm sure we.
- 1:08:21Speaker 6: All appreciate the stories. We're just trying to answer questions.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: Right. Don't tell too many stories.
- 1:08:26Speaker 11: That's very helpful.
- 1:08:27Speaker 10: Thank you.
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: Stop with the stories.
- 1:08:29Speaker 11: And could I ask you, I think you said in
- 1:08:31Speaker 11: the last hour, it was your understanding that Mr. Epstein,
- 1:08:35Speaker 11: while he was working for you, also had other clients.
- 1:08:38Speaker 6: Is that right?
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:08:41Speaker 11: So would that mean that his work for you, you
- 1:08:43Speaker 11: understood it to be part time?
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: Think.
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: Think.
- 1:08:50Speaker 4: Think.
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: Think.
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: Don't say he's full-time. Don't say he's full-time.
- 1:08:54Speaker 6: I wouldn't describe it that way.
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: Right. Don't describe it as part-time.
- 1:08:57Speaker 6: I knew it was in full-time.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: I thought it was in full-time. That's right. Good. That's right.
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: It's not full-time you. That's right. Substance.
- 1:09:04Speaker 11: We all got caught.
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: We all got caught. What does that mean? I can't
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: get cons? Pause that.
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: Pause that.
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: Pause that.
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: Just because I'm one of the wealthiest people in the country,
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: I can't have my friend let me down in a
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: major way? My friend let me down in a major way. Like, wait,
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: just because I'm rich, I shouldn't, I'm not allowed to
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: have my friend let me down in a major way?
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to be sad that my accountant got
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: shot in the face randomly? I'm not allowed to be
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: sad that my accountant got shot in the head. I'm
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: not allowed to be sad that my best friend turned
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: out to be a human trafficker and it was stealing
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: money just because I'm rich. That, folks, is classism and
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: it's wrong. Rich people bleed. Rich people hurt. Truly, it's
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: not right. I'm going to put my foot down here.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: I actually am. The abuse of this billionaire in front
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: of us Making him have this realization in front of
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: everyone that he's been so taken advantage of by his
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: best friend, Jeffrey Epstein.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: This guy is so befuddled and hurt. He doesn't even
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: know whether Epstein worked for him full time. He doesn't
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: think it was full time. He wouldn't characterize it as that.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: But that's how hurt this man is. Because emotions are
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: odd things. You know, I saw my parents get divorced.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: And of course it's different because they shared a child.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: I don't think these men shared a child. They might
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: have shared several.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: Here's the thing. That's comedy, folks.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: But, you know, what I'm saying here, and it's horrible, obviously, jail, jail, killing, death, guillotine, whatever,
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: you know, when we find this stuff out, but not
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: for him because he.
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: Strikes me as innocent. I could be a poor judge
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: of character, but just his face here, he's so... Number one,
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: he's very... I like how fourth.
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: coming here is going, I want you to understand the answers,
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: but my lawyer's telling me not to answer the questions.
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: So I have to answer them in like five words
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: or less or yes or no, because this is a
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: legal thing. I want to tell you stories and kind
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: of like get into the nitty gritty here, but my
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: lawyer has advised me to just answer yes or no.
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: And then really we're going to leave here and really
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: think about what we're doing. But I desperately want to
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: tell you more about this betrayal. Let's hear a little
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: bit more here about this betrayal.
- 1:11:46Speaker 11: It sounds like that was an issue with the guy
- 1:11:50Speaker 11: before Epstein. How was he able to do that job,
- 1:11:53Speaker 11: but also do work for other clients at the same time?
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: Well, like Peg does the work now, um, I think
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: you could supervise the work.
- 1:12:09Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:12:09Speaker 6: Overview it.
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:12:13Speaker 6: Which isn't the work that I do.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:12:16Speaker 10: And say you could do really thorough work if you
- 1:12:18Speaker 10: were doing it three or four days a month, certainly a.
- 1:12:22Speaker 6: Week or a day a.
- 1:12:23Speaker 10: Month, just focusing on these things because there were accountants
- 1:12:27Speaker 10: and tax lawyers and other people. And then setting up,
- 1:12:32Speaker 10: as an example... I didn't have the idea to inventory
- 1:12:37Speaker 10: furniture or valuables.
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: Look at the lawyer. By the way, the lawyer... Stop
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: it for a minute. The lawyer... The lawyer is looking.
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: At him and the lawyer is saying, I'm telling you
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: right now, stop talking.
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: The lawyer is like, Les... You can't talk because the
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: more you talk, the more.
- 1:13:11Speaker 12: Obvious it's going to be that you're incredibly guilty here.
- 1:13:17Speaker 12: So don't talk because on its face, the idea that
- 1:13:23Speaker 12: this guy was just swindled by Jeffrey Epstein has no
- 1:13:25Speaker 12: idea what's going on.
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: It's completely insane. It's completely insane. And everyone with an
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: IQ above 12 knows this, okay?
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: The dumbest people in the world know this. In fact,
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: dumb people get this stuff actually sometimes better than smart people.
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: Very interesting.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: If you talk to someone who went to Yale about
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: this case, and by the way, I'm not saying that
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: working class people are dumb, because I was going to
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: use the example, like if you go to a diner
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: and talk to a diner waitress, and I'm not saying
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: she's dumb, but the people that we've decided are smart
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: versus the people... And I'm sure that the people at
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: Yale obviously have high IQ people, they're whatever, they're really
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: good at test taking and their whole lives, they've been
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: bred for Yale.
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: But if you went to a.
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: Diner in Wisconsin and you told a diner waitress this story,
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: she would be more correct than someone who went to Yale.
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: Because someone who went to Yale... would be focusing usually
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: on a lot of the wrong things. And somebody who
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: went to Yale would have a very tough time with
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: any of the elements of this that seemed conspiratorial. They'd
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: have a real hard time. They'd go, I just don't
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: think things work that way. I just don't think it
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: happens that way. I just don't think it works that way.
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: I just think that that's a little convenient.
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: I just think. And a diner waitress in Wisconsin would go, Yeah, no,
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: they're in cahoots. She goes, they're in cahoots. It's obvious
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: they're in cahoots. That's all she'd have to say, and
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: she'd be correct.
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: Because she... Your.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: Gut instincts can be destroyed sometimes by a.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: Like... Overly... like an overly.
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: Cerebral approach to things can sometimes destroy your gut instincts.
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: You might feel a certain way, but you might have to,
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: when you're analyzing it, you might be considering all of
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: these different options and then giving weight in your head
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: to options that you know in your gut are either
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: less likely to be true or are not true. So
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: when I've talked about this stuff with people, the people
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: on the upper echelon of society that have gone to
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: these schools and have been in the circles of supposedly
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: the smart set, the chattering class, the people that are intelligent,
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: they're looking at this in a cerebral way going, well,
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: it's actually not the thing that's right in front of
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: your face.
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: It could be 10 things, right?
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: They don't discount that it could be the thing that's
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: right in front of your face, but they go, but
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: it also could be those other nine things.
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: And you go, could it? Could it? Maybe. Let's watch
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: the rest of this. Let's watch.
- 1:16:41Speaker 6: Solarware in your house. I didn't count forks and spoons.
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:16:47Speaker 6: Just so people could be walking out with forks and spoons.
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: Right. Now stop that. Stop that.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: Here's folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks. The CEO
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: of Victoria's Secret just said that Les Wexner said that
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein was telling him to inventory furniture and forks
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: and spoons because people might be leaving Les Wexner's house
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: with forks and spoons.
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: He just said this. He just said this.
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: He said, you know, Jeffrey was, I want you to
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: play this again to go back a few seconds. This
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: is something that's truly remarkable. I want you to hear
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: this again. This is the CEO of Victoria's.
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: Secret claiming that Epstein, who he.
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: Hired to manage all of his money, had alerted him
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: to the danger that if you didn't inventory forks and spoons,
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: because Les Wexner said, I don't count forks.
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: By the way, neither do I. Les, we have something
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: in common.
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: It's your boy, we have something in common cuz I've
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: never counted for and you could come to my house
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: and steal forks and I would never know.
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: Just putting it out there, thieves.
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: I want you to hear this again because at first glance,
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: it seems insane. But think about it, it makes a
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: lot of sense. A guy like Les Wexner has to
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: protect himself from fork theft, understand? So that's where Jeffrey
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: Epstein came in. Even his lawyers looking at him like, well,
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: this is an odd example. Even his lawyers like, this
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: is why we got to keep it to five less,
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: five words or less, because now we're like, you're talking
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: about forks and knives and spoons.
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: Les Wexner on what Jeffrey Epstein did for him. Let's go.
- 1:18:43Speaker 6: How could you have all silverware in your house? I
- 1:18:48Speaker 6: didn't count forks and spoons. And it's like, Jeff said,
- 1:18:51Speaker 6: people could be walking out with forks and spoons. Gee,
- 1:18:54Speaker 6: that's a good idea. We ought to have an inventory.
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: Then there was, I hired a lady to be like the.
- 1:19:02Speaker 6: House manager who had run the U.S. embassy in Rome
- 1:19:05Speaker 6: and He says, yeah, I know how to do this.
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on a minute. Hold on a minute.
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: I have a house manager. This guy just said he
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: hired a house manager who ran the U.S. embassy in Rome?
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: What is going on in your house? My house manager
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: is from Queens. She screams at me, and we fight
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: about tile. She buys lamps I don't like, and I
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: make her take them back. We have a party every
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: summer in the Hamptons.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: And we get in fights with local caterers, and we
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: hire a Carvel truck to come. This man, who does
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: have a nicer home than me, for sure, this guy,
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: this guy just said he hired a house manager who
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: managed the U.S.
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: Embassy in Rome. I feel that she might be overqualified. Overqualified.
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: But again, we can get rid of him. I do.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: Appreciate him being honest because I feel that that really
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: is what we need more of in this story. We
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: need more of honesty. And when a man like that
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: is swindled, it's very simple. He hired Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein's like,
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: we got to start inventorying the furniture, the knives and forks.
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: People could be stealing your silverware. And Les Wexler's like, well,
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: that's what a good thought. I'd never thought that. Here's
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: all of my money. Let me give you power of
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: attorney over literally all of my assets because you came
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: up with this. What a brilliant, I'd never thought that
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: billionaires face that kind of silverware threat, but they do.
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: But do you see why the lawyer's like, you can't
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: even say anything that's more than five words? The lawyer
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: knows how crazy the lies are. Les Wexner has not
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: had to lie in a long time. His lies are crazy.
- 1:21:09Speaker 12: He's like, well, Jeff said, how many spoons do you have?
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: I don't know how many spoons I have. People are
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: walking out with spoons. And these are silver spoons. They're heavy.
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: When you put them on the teacup, you hear the clink.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: This is real silver. And Jeff came to me and said,
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: what about the forks? Les, what about the forks? And
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: I went, right, right. And he said, why don't you
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: hire the woman who ran the U.S. Embassy in Rome
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: to manage the silverware? And I said, this is a
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: great idea. For this tip, I'm going to give you
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: all of my money now. And then he purchased.
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein, the largest private residence in Manhattan. And you
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: know why?
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: Because forks are a lot of fucking money. And Jeff
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: saved him money in forks and spoons. Jeff saved him
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: a lot of forks and spoons. Before we leave, this
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: has been a very fun episode, and I'm sorry it's late,
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: but before we leave, we have to get up. My
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: other new best friend, not my new white black guy
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: who I love, but my other new best friend is
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: my Indian friend, Kash Patel. And I love Kash Patel,
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: number one, because of his character, but number two, because
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: of his.
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: Commitment to justice. Dan.
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: Dan Bogino and Kash Patel.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: It's from the very great Shadows of Ezra account here.
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: Kash Patel and Dan Bongino have decided to have a pod.
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: Like, they're going to do... They're doing a podcast.
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: Because Dan Bongino left the FBI and is now doing
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: a podcast again. And Kash Patel is back on his
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: podcast and.
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: Here we go.
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: Let's just let it speak for itself. I don't know
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: if you can even set this up. Dan Bagino, Kash Patel,
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: friends of the show, here describing how difficult it is
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: to cover up a pedophile ring.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: Let's go.
- 1:23:14Speaker 8: Everything's a level 10 decision, Kash. A level 10, meaning
- 1:23:18Speaker 8: there's a, pardon the language, but a shitty decision and
- 1:23:21Speaker 8: a shittier one. Because if there was a good decision
- 1:23:24Speaker 8: to be made, someone else made it. And then when
- 1:23:27Speaker 8: those decisions, that's every day. I know you know this
- 1:23:30Speaker 8: because I would knock on your door and you'd be like,
- 1:23:31Speaker 8: what now? And I'd be like, here we go again.
- 1:23:33Speaker 8: Like something else will come up. But I just want
- 1:23:35Speaker 8: to put into perspective for folks out there, when that
- 1:23:38Speaker 8: decision can't even be made by me, it goes to you.
- 1:23:42Speaker 8: When it doesn't go to you, It goes like to
- 1:23:44Speaker 8: the president's desk. He's dealing with like level 11 decisions.
- 1:23:47Speaker 8: And that's the thing in DC is that's why the
- 1:23:49Speaker 8: batting average isn't always going to be a thousand. There are,
- 1:23:52Speaker 8: there's no good call to be made or someone else would.
- 1:23:54Speaker 4: Have made it.
- 1:23:55Speaker 8: There's just really tough decisions where, you know, there's a
- 1:23:57Speaker 8: shit call and a shittier call.
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: And listen, that's what we signed up for. That's how
- 1:24:01Speaker 2: it rolls. Look. Yeah.
- 1:24:03Speaker 13: These are difficult decisions, Dan. That's why you volunteered to
- 1:24:06Speaker 13: jump back in. It wasn't just going to be, Hey,
- 1:24:08Speaker 13: we're going to do this job. It's going to be
- 1:24:09Speaker 13: super easy. We're not gonna have to make any hard decisions, but,
- 1:24:11Speaker 13: And we're not going to have to combat a press
- 1:24:13Speaker 13: corps that has largely been biased and full of inaccurate reporting.
- 1:24:18Speaker 13: But we made those decisions collectively in the best interest
- 1:24:22Speaker 13: of the nation. And if we hadn't, then none of
- 1:24:25Speaker 13: this would be true. None of this would be possible.
- 1:24:29Speaker 13: If President Trump had made the hard decisions to allow
- 1:24:33Speaker 13: us and give us the resources that we need and
- 1:24:36Speaker 13: to back the blue in law enforcement and to prioritize
- 1:24:39Speaker 13: working with state and local authorities, then we wouldn't be
- 1:24:42Speaker 13: able to do what we did.
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: But you're right.
- 1:24:43Speaker 13: We had a lot of hard decisions. That comes with
- 1:24:46Speaker 13: the territory of the job. But once you look outside
- 1:24:50Speaker 13: of the cauldron of Washington, D.C., and this is one
- 1:24:52Speaker 13: of the things that I'm trying to remind myself of
- 1:24:54Speaker 13: every day. Outside of here, there is a different America
- 1:24:57Speaker 13: than the one that lives in the national capital region.
- 1:25:00Speaker 13: And I try to remind myself every day when making
- 1:25:02Speaker 13: those difficult decisions that you talked about that we make
- 1:25:04Speaker 13: on a daily basis.
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: Stop it for a minute. What the fuck are these
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: people talking about? What in God's name are these two
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: people talking about?
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: Can anyone even venture a guess at this point? They
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: make Les Wexner look like an open book. What are
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: these two ghouls talking about? What in the fuck are
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: they talking about?
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: Resources, decisions.
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: Outside of D.C., there's people that live outside of D.C.? Yeah.
- 1:25:58Speaker 2: That's what he learned?
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: Two years running, a year running the FBI, he learned
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: that people live outside of the state of Virginia?
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: This is what he learned?
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: Did he learn that there's a population outside of the
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: District of Columbia?
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: That's all he learned.
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: I mean, this is like the craziest thing I've ever heard.
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: I realized that there were people that live outside of
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: the capital city. Yeah, actually, this is going to shock him,
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: most people.
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: And they also hate him.
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: Does he think he's beloved when he gets out of D.C.?
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: I mean, this guy's out of his mind. Does this
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: guy think the problem is geography? Does he think when
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: he leaves D.C., people think this has gone well? Does
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: he think the problem's a zip code issue? Does he
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: think confidence in his leadership builds once he's outside of
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: the beltway? What are these people speaking of? Tim Dillon comedy.com.
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: You have shows on sale in Long Island and Jersey.
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: Three shows sold out of the Paramount. I believe closer
- 1:27:18Speaker 1: sold out. There are some tickets left. Mother's day weekend.
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: Bring your mothers out. Long Island women really deserve a break.
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: You know, they work so damn hard. It works so
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: damn hard drinking and complaining. Um, also, uh, a couple
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: of shows in Jersey, Atlantic city and, uh, Bergen or something. Um,
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: maybe we're going to announce some two for South by Southwest.
- 1:27:38Speaker 2: It might be fun. Go down there to Austin, Texas,
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: greatest city in the country.
- 1:27:41Speaker 9: Actually.
- 1:27:41Speaker 2: Why not spend a, A weekend there in Austin. Spend
- 1:27:45Speaker 2: a night there. Night or two. Nothing crazy.
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: We always appreciate you listening. We're sorry it's late. I
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: think it's worth it.
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: And let's all really remember that let's take a lesson
- 1:28:04Speaker 2: from Les Wexner. Our friends may let us down. They
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: may let us down.
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: And I would just, as an audience, I would just
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: like to thank you for giving me the resources to
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: make the tough decisions. Every decision we make here on
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: the Tim Dillon Show is a nine. And some of
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: them are an 11. Some of them are a 9-11.
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: Redacted. We don't know. Three months. No emails.
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: But I just want to let you know that you
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: give me the authority to make the hard decisions and
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: you give me the resource because if I didn't have
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: the resources to make the decisions, then someone might be
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: walking out of my house with forks.
- 1:28:50Speaker 2: Goodness.