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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Rogue Releases Their Workouts! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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It's a new week.
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We are back.
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Are we better than ever?
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdales.
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Cowboy, bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half-hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunchtime.
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Two days in a row.
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Two days in a row.
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It's touch and go, man.
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It's been a weekend.
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That is a two-game win streak right there.
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There we go, man.
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There we go.
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Oh, nice.
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I like this.
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Omar with the Clydesdale and the Cowboy.
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Look at that.
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I didn't even know we had her.
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We are emojified.
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Oh, I feel so emojified.
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Does that make us cool or established now?
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No.
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Established, sure,
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but I don't think that's cool as a
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reach.
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It's only taken us about two thousand
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episodes to get emojified, but hey.
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No big deal.
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Next two thousand,
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we can actually become legit.
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We would probably actually need a fourth.
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Hey,
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it worked for Seinfeld for ten seasons,
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man.
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Hey, bro.
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I'm sure they won all kinds of awards
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and shit like that.
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Which, I mean,
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all awards are in the mail.
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They're coming.
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Well, and just like Seinfeld,
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the attempts have been made to cancel us
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several times,
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but we've waded through the muck and we're
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still here.
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Yeah, I mean, CBS, for Christ's sake.
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I know.
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Just tell everybody hello.
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And it is.
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It's because we're the arbiters of truth.
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We are the arbiters of truth.
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Somebody doesn't have school today,
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so she decided she wants to be part
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of a show.
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Joseph was away this week.
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I don't know what Joseph was doing.
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He flew somewhere.
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Some kind of top flight mission.
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Well, he is a government employee, so...
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And he'll tell them what he actually did.
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Yeah, Corey has a mini-Corey today.
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You going to be all right?
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That's funny.
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All right.
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So last night I talked about this briefly.
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You had notes for me.
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Because we did.
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Because I watched it back this morning.
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I did fall for the Hallmark movie,
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Suck Me In,
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because you're going to put Chicago Bears
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in it.
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And here, I don't understand.
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Okay,
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so you said that the lady was celebrating
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her Chicago Bears game?
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Is that right?
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Yeah, that is correct.
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Lacey Chabert is not old enough to have
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been to Chicago.
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bears games she's just not i'm sorry yeah
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there's another thing and and as i could
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tell you didn't watch the movie it's the
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one movie she has off this year so
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i googled it after i sent you that
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she's been in forty hallmark movies four
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zero not fourteen not four forty which
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means that number one there's been at
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least forty hallmark movies which seems
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like a lot in and of itself and
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two she's
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There's obviously been more than that
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because she's not in this one, apparently.
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So there's way more than that,
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but she's been in forty of them.
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Is she keeping the Hallmark Network afloat
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all by herself?
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The crazy thing is, so my mom,
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and before my dad passed,
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he loved Hallmark movies.
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That was his thing.
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And
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I think they do at least two new
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movies a week.
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Jesus Christ.
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They have like four channels now.
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Good night.
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Oh, so does Lacey Chabert just,
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did they just shoot like at where she
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actually lives?
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Because like they use one set or one
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town.
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for basically all the movies, right?
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They just shoot it from different angles
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and whatnot.
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So it's just where she lives because
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they're putting out two movies a week and
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she's been in forty of them.
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Yeah.
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But they've all been around for fifteen
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years now, maybe longer.
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Okay.
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So that's... I'm just going to tell you,
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they rerun them a few times.
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Like...
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You'll see the same show up quite a
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bit.
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We watch them.
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We will take a Saturday, you know,
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if it's raining outside or we can't get
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a whole lot going on on a Saturday,
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especially when it gets close to Christmas
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and we will watch like five of them
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back to back because it's the same movie.
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Just, it just continues on.
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I remember legitimately the last time we
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did it, I asked Jennifer, I was like,
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is this the same thing we've been watching
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or has it shit?
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Cause it's honestly, it's hard to tell.
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Well,
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you have the save the family hotel
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storyline.
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You need to come up with a recipe
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to win the cooking contest.
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And they just cycle through them.
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The Christmas tree farm.
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Yeah.
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I think the one we watched was like
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a magical,
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it was almost like a Groundhog Day thing,
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but like with Christmas.
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That was weird, dude.
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There's a lot of stuff going on.
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Yeah.
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It's all about love and Christmas, man.
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Love and Christmas.
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Same for us.
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Brighter holidays.
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Andrew Walker is another thirty plus
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hallmarker.
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Is that what we're calling it?
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Those are hallmarkers.
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Hallmarkers.
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There we go.
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Mark Phillips with the new slang.
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He'd also watch the Clydesdale Hallmark
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movie.
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It's coming.
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It's coming.
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It's in the pipe.
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It's in the pipe.
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And to no one's surprise,
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Meg hates Christmas.
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Yeah, I was going to say.
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Oh, no kidding.
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She likes nothing with vibrant colors,
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twinkle lights.
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Not at all.
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But the funniest part of the movie,
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and I did mention it last night,
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is Malort made an appearance.
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Of course it did.
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And literally it was the girl does a
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shot and she's like, what the,
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she didn't say hell, but what was that?
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And the guy goes, well, it's Malort.
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It's a Chicago tradition.
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And my wife and I literally looked at
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each other with our jaws on the floor.
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Like we fell for that same thing a
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week ago.
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At an actual game.
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Like apparently that's a real thing.
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What was that?
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That's fantastic.
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Here we go.
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Stop trying to make fetch a thing.
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I knew you were going to somehow tie
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Lacey back to Mean Girls and away from
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the Hallmarkers.
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Look, dude,
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we don't have a ton of Louisiana-born
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celebrities, actors, actors, and whatnot.
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So when we got something like that,
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even though she's on the forty-plus
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Hallmarkers, she was also in Mean Girls,
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and she was fantastic in that.
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So we got a bump for four people.
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I have a special place in my heart
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for the party of fivers.
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Sure.
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I had a mad crush on Neve Campbell.
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I kind of still do.
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She's my age.
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Mad crush.
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Then you got Jennifer Love Hewitt and
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Lacey Chabert.
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I always say Lacey Chabert just to piss
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my mom off,
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so now it's time for me to say
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it right.
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Lacey Chabert.
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There's a lot of Louisiana names out here
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you could pronounce wrong and just piss
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off whoever it happens to be standing
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nearby.
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It wouldn't be that hard to do.
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Yeah.
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So I texted you this weekend.
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I watched Coyote vs. Acme.
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Yes.
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If you are a child of that era,
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it is a must, must watch.
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I need to check it out.
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I want to check it out.
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When I saw the synopsis,
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like when they were first talking about it
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as a thing, I was like,
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this sounds outstanding.
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And then you read people that I got
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to see
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know previews of it or not previews but
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early screenings i guess you would say and
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whatnot they all said it was fantastic and
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now somebody actually trusts who saw it
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saying the same thing outstanding it is it
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is all the characters from the looney
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tunes when you're a kid
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all do and it's the same it's just
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a nostalgic like rush of emotion and my
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wife who i would not put in the
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likes cartoon movie genre type thing was
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howling with laughter yeah uh my wife
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would probably fall into that same
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category but um good good did you watch
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it on your super secret secret squirrel
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television nobody's supposed to know about
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it
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I'm beta testing.
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Beta testing.
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Got it.
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I love it.
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I love it.
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That makes sense.
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Beta testing.
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Perfect.
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The only reason I ask is I haven't
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seen it anywhere for rent or for sale
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or for anything else.
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I wanted to go see Street Fighter.
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So if I can beta test it,
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you can stream it somehow, somewhere.
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Got it.
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I wanted to go see Street Fighter on
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opening weekend.
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I didn't have a chance to.
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We're busy this weekend, so I might go
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bring myself to see it next weekend i
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can't wait dude it looks so much fun
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um i joseph that was that would no
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we're not pulling that up i have not
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been to an actual movie theater in forever
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oh dude
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What was the last thing I saw?
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I actually brought Jameson to go see
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Supergirl when it came out.
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She wanted to go check that out.
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We go relatively regularly.
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It depends on what's planned.
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I went and saw Superman when it came
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out because I'm a huge Superman fan,
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have been forever and ever and ever.
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um i saw most of the big marvel
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movies that i wanted that came out because
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i just want to see it on the
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big screen saw top gun maverick on the
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big screen and that we went with like
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all of my that was like a dude's
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trip or dude's night and uh right when
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he said you know i need you to
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do some of that pilot shit
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We all said it first and then they
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said the line on the screen and we
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all lost our minds all at once.
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Um, that was good stuff.
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A lot of stuff to do,
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like there's stuff that comes out.
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It's just, it's underwhelming.
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And I'm like,
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I don't know if I want to spend
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the time and the money to actually go
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to a theater.
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I'll just wait till it comes out.
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Oh, we went, saw brand new day.
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Once I was fireman brand new day at
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the theater as well.
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That's a great movie.
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Great, great, great, great movie.
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Yeah, it was fantastic.
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I've got a huge ass TV in my
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living room.
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My recliner is way more comfortable than
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the one at the theater.
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The only thing that I miss is the
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popcorn.
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Yeah, I mean, you can make popcorn.
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I don't know.
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I know, but for some reason,
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it just tastes better at the theater.
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Well, it's like,
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I think that falls in the same category
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as if somebody's making you a sandwich as
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opposed to making your own sandwich.
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If somebody makes me a sandwich,
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it's going to be better than if I
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can make it myself just because somebody
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else is making it for me.
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I think the movie theater popcorn is like
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you're in the theater.
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The whole place smells like popcorn.
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This is fresh and hot.
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It comes out.
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You can get that little butter machine,
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put as much of it as you need
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to on it and whatnot.
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Having said that...
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It's got a chemical in it, though,
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that makes it better.
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I'm sure it's the most unhealthy chemical
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ever.
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yeah absolutely or instead of saying nine
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dollar skittles don't taste better than
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two dollar ones well that you just sneak
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in your jacket pocket dude i walked in
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the last couple times we went with my
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shaker bottle slapped full of water just
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walked on in like it wasn't no big
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deal i was fully waiting for somebody to
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tell me something about it and i was
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gonna be like because it's uh i brought
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my uh
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pick a pick a name you know insulated
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one so you can't it's not plastic you
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can't see through it and i was fully
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expecting to have to tell somebody like
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look dude i'm diabetic i need this with
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me in case something uh crazy happens is
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my sugar or like i have a pre-planned
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excuse that i was fully planning to lie
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about but uh just because i'm not dude
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I bought water once in the past couple
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of times that I went,
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me and Jameson went,
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and I think it was when we saw
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Supergirl,
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and it was five dollars a bottle for
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a twenty ounce bottle of water at the
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theater.
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And I was like, never again.
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But if you buy two bottles of water
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and a bucket of popcorn,
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it's only thirteen dollars.
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No,
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it was not because I got her a
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bucket of popcorn because that was before
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she got her newest set of braces.
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She could still eat it.
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never again that's insane dude uh they
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sell sugar water with the popcorn they do
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yeah but the kids that you at the
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theater we work at are not that bright
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i'm sorry they're just not the other part
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of i don't want to go to the
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movie theaters anymore is i literally have
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to dehydrate myself so i don't have to
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pee during the movie that's also a problem
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well that can be a problem especially dude
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like that stuff that goes to theaters now
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like three hours long
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Like the stuff I want to see anyway.
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That's why I just shouldn't wait till it
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gets at the house.
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Like I wanted to see the Odyssey.
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I really, really did.
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And Odyssey is like six and a half
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hours long or I don't know, two days.
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You got to like camp at the theater.
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I know it's long.
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And like,
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I'm just going to wait till I can
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watch it on my sixty five inch TV
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hanging on the wall and I can pause
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it if I need to get up or
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walk to the bathroom, come back,
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make me a sandwich,
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like whatever else I need to do to
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do like.
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I'm not going to hang out that long
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at the theater.
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Even when I was in my forties,
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like I could get a big gulp,
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a bucket of popcorn and I could last
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a whole movie.
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I could go Titanic and not have to
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pee.
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Right now.
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Like I get like a little bottle of
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water and I'm,
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I have to pee by an hour in.
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My problem is that I'm a,
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I need to be there for the previews
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guard.
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so like if i have my drink i'll
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be drinking it not mindlessly like during
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the previews and everything else which now
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they play ads in the theater can we
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talk about that for a second how horribly
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obnoxious that is is like i paid to
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come here i bought snacks and now you're
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playing me a commercial for a toyota come
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on dude yeah like i'm i'm cool with
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like show me some other movies
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so then i can make my plans for
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the next year i get excited about it
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i love movie trailers big fan of movie
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trailers but when you throw a toyota truck
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commercial in there now like come on dude
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that's like youtube and getting an ad
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I'm even, I'm almost,
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I'm slightly okay with like local
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commercials.
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Because I think we have over here,
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I mean, we're in a relatively small town.
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So, you know,
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if the restaurant I eat at once a
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month has a little ad come up on
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the screen, you know,
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come to Stowe's or whatever.
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Okay, cool.
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But when it's giant multinational
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corporations that are like, hey,
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I know we got you captured right here.
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So I'm going to pay for time.
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and we're going to make you sit through
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and you get there early enough and you
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see the same ads six times before they
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actually start the previews.
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I'm so, so over that.
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Mark Phillips says,
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the seats always feel moist,
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even if they aren't.
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I can't do theaters.
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I like how you edited that.
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That's nice.
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Mark,
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you need to come to where I do
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it.
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We got dry seats.
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Meg says her hometown movie theater still
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does intermissions.
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Yeah,
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but they still have the Pony Express and
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stagecoaches.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, in Montana, dude.
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Like, is it a drive-in?
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Like,
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I feel like that's probably still a thing
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where she's at.
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Yeah, drive-ins,
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you just open up the peanut butter jar,
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man.
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Put the speaker up on the side of
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the car and whatnot.
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Yeah.
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So Bert said they go to Alamo Draft
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House with reclining chairs.
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There's one in Baton Rouge that has the
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reclining seats and whatnot.
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There's one in New Orleans that you can
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order stuff while you're sitting down and
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like a waiter will bring you whatever
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you... I don't even know what the...
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Welcome to the twenty-first century
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Louisiana.
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Dude,
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we've had this for like twenty years.
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I don't go to them.
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I just remember seeing it at...
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wherever it's at, somewhere downtown.
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In Montana,
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they actually act the movie out on stage.
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Special effects can be tricky.
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Special effects can be super tricky.
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Oh, man, that's fantastic.
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Yeah,
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I remember seeing that and just remember
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thinking how much more they're going to
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charge me for...
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For that experience,
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like to have a waiter to come in,
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right?
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Is a thirteen dollar movie not going to
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be an eighteen dollar movie because I have
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a reclining chair and I'm in you while
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I'm sitting there.
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Also, I don't need that.
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Like, why would I need?
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I don't want somebody to come interrupt me
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in the middle of the movie.
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Like,
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here's your hot dog or whatever it is
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they're bringing you like.
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The theater closest to my house,
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literally you can order a whole dinner
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meal.
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And then a movie.
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Now let's just compress it into one
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activity and have dinner at the movie.
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And they have little trays that you can
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fold over and you can sit there and
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eat your steak while watching Spider-Man.
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I can do that at home.
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I can do that at home.
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Yeah, Birch, I'm older as a pigeon.
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It goes back to what we were talking
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about last week with CrossFit.
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Are you busy giving me things that I
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want to care about or busy telling me
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what you think I should care about?
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Yes.
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I feel like it's a lot of the
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latter.
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At the movie theater,
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I don't need to have a steak.
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I am not such a foodaholic that I
20:34
need to eat a full four-course meal while
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watching a movie.
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The interruption.
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I don't want anybody coming in.
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I don't like it when people get up
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to go use the bathroom in front of
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me or even in my peripheral during a
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movie.
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Generally speaking, I'm locked in.
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So I don't need somebody coming over here.
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Oh, did you order the cheese dip?
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No, I didn't.
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Here's what's crazy, KDL.
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You can do it with whiskey at this
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theater as well.
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And the theater's restaurant that serves
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you,
21:09
people go to without going to a movie.
21:12
Right.
21:13
So it's not like it's a cheap steak
21:15
or like you're paying like thirty five
21:18
dollars for the steak.
21:20
It's a thirty five dollar ribeye with a
21:22
choice of side.
21:25
Yeah.
21:26
But who wants to fumble with all the
21:28
toppings on your baked potato and and all
21:31
that stuff while you're trying to watch a
21:32
movie in the dark?
21:38
No, no.
21:39
Generally speaking,
21:40
it's not the brightest place in the whole
21:41
world.
21:46
Dinner theater.
21:46
Yeah, exactly.
21:47
Dinner theater.
21:48
It's medieval times.
21:54
The movie theater is one of the few
21:55
places Joey eats like crap.
21:57
I don't need a steak salad with arugula.
22:00
Just give me the damn popcorn and a
22:02
Coke Zero.
22:04
Peanut M&M's and my shaker bottle full of
22:08
water or whatever I got in there.
22:10
That's it.
22:11
That's all I need.
22:11
I don't even mess with popcorn, dude.
22:13
I'm not a huge popcorn fan, but
22:18
I'm a popcorn addict, man.
22:22
I'd like it,
22:22
but I don't have to have it at
22:24
the theater.
22:24
I would rather have one of those big
22:27
giant boxes of peanut M&Ms and eat them
22:30
one at a time until I run out
22:32
five seconds before the movie starts.
22:34
Because once I start, I can't stop.
22:36
I don't know if I've ever eaten an
22:38
M&M one at a time, peanut, peanut butter,
22:42
regular, whatever.
22:43
The only time I'll do it is if
22:45
I'm sitting in a theater and in my
22:47
head I'm like,
22:47
I'm going to make this last.
22:49
But then I'll eat one and then reach
22:51
down and eat another one and reach down
22:55
and eat another one.
22:56
It's a self-perpetuating thing.
22:57
It's not good.
23:00
Plus he gets all his movies at home.
23:02
We're like, no, no, no, Mark.
23:03
I am beta testing.
23:04
He's beta testing.
23:07
It's a job.
23:09
I'm confirming that it will work for
23:11
future generations.
23:14
medieval times i've never been to a
23:21
medieval times i would love to the only
23:24
thing i know about medieval times i
23:25
learned on cable guy or uh so there's
23:29
a comedian named wyatt senac who does a
23:31
whole bit about medieval times and it's
23:34
hilarious um but i would love to go
23:37
like
23:38
The only dinner theater I've ever been to,
23:40
I was in the eighth grade and it
23:42
was on our Washington, D.C.
23:44
trip.
23:44
And it was one of the things we
23:45
did while we were going up there.
23:49
We did dinner theater.
23:50
And I remember what the show was about.
23:51
It was some, I'm sure,
23:53
some sort of medieval type deal or
23:55
whatnot.
23:55
And we got to dinner.
23:57
We all thought we were big shit because
23:59
we all got to order whatever we wanted
24:00
because our parents weren't there.
24:04
When I was a senior in high school,
24:07
my buddies and I decided to go to
24:09
a Shakespeare festival first because we
24:11
didn't do senior trips.
24:13
And the trip to the Shakespeare festival
24:15
was in Canada.
24:17
And in Canada,
24:18
the drinking age was seventeen.
24:20
at the time and so we're like hey
24:23
tell our parents we're going to see
24:24
shakespeare get to canada and go have a
24:27
good time on the way up the bus
24:30
stops at this like dinner at king arthur's
24:32
court court
24:34
whatever right King Henry I don't one of
24:36
the kings some sort of king and it
24:39
was a dinner theater thing and they fed
24:41
you like you were eating in that time
24:42
like you didn't get silverware you had
24:45
like sop up the soup with bread and
24:48
all this stuff and on the way in
24:50
the person running the thing looks at our
24:52
chaperones and goes would you guys want
24:55
like the clean version or the Benny Hill
24:57
version and the person goes well I watch
24:59
Benny Hill at night up I'll take the
25:01
Benny Hill version and
25:03
yeah but our chaperone had never seen
25:05
benny hill on hbo it was the wildest
25:13
like just an example they had someone hold
25:18
a like zucchini between their legs and
25:20
they chopped it off yeah like that was
25:24
just one of the things that happened and
25:28
of course all of us are just howling
25:30
thinking it's the funniest thing in the
25:31
world
25:32
Funnest thing you've ever seen.
25:34
Yeah.
25:35
And they are mortified.
25:37
No, absolutely.
25:40
Oh, that is good, dude.
25:43
I remember watching Benny Hill, uh,
25:46
believe it or not on pbs when i
25:48
was probably eleven or twelve years old it
25:51
would come on at night on pbs and
25:54
like that was the first time i saw
25:56
like doing the chase where like he's
25:57
running and then the women are running
25:59
behind him and then he's chasing them with
26:01
their little video music going on i
26:02
thought it was the funniest thing i'd ever
26:03
seen at the time and then like it
26:07
was fairly raunchy
26:09
oh for what it was and like especially
26:12
for my eleven-year-old brain going like
26:15
probably shouldn't be watching this but
26:17
here we are yeah it was on every
26:20
night in on a local pittsburgh station at
26:22
like and it pushed the boundaries of what
26:27
network tv could have at the time for
26:28
sure oh absolutely
26:32
I don't know if I can do this
26:33
justice, Vicki.
26:33
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26:53
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26:58
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27:01
night and I feel much, much better today.
27:04
It's amazing what it'll do for you.
27:06
It is the most underappreciated
27:10
I don't want to say hack because that's
27:11
such a stupid word to say,
27:13
but probably the most unappreciated thing
27:15
for your training and just for your
27:17
regular life in general was to just get
27:18
a decent night's sleep.
27:20
And you can stack them like day after
27:23
day after day after day,
27:24
getting seven and a half, eight hours,
27:26
nine hours,
27:26
whatever it is you are capable of getting.
27:29
It's amazing how that works.
27:33
Yeah.
27:41
okay um what else do we have oh
27:47
last thing before we get into the rogue
27:48
events that were released this afternoon
27:50
is uh tulsa king came back with a
27:54
fury on friday i've always said the thing
27:59
that makes sheridan's stuff so good is
28:01
he's willing to kill off characters right
28:05
has no qualms about it whatsoever right
28:07
and so like when people are in peril
28:11
you really do not know how it's going
28:13
to end.
28:14
Yeah.
28:16
And the first episode of The New Tulsa
28:18
King leads off with a cliffhanger where
28:22
there are people in extreme peril and they
28:27
probably aren't... Who knows?
28:30
But it's what makes investing in a show
28:35
like that so good because you just don't
28:37
know what's going to happen.
28:38
His stuff is...
28:40
is insanely good like it really really is
28:42
i need to um because my wife was
28:46
was skipped ahead ahead of me as far
28:49
as uh lioness is concerned but i need
28:52
to finish that and then get our way
28:53
up through the the newest season i watched
28:56
i probably watched the first three
28:59
episodes of tulsa king whenever it first
29:01
whenever it first started and i was like
29:03
man this seems like it's really good but
29:04
i did the same thing for the mayor
29:06
of kingstown
29:07
like started watching that stuff really
29:10
like Jeremy Renner and um old Kyle
29:13
Chandler although he didn't make it he
29:16
didn't make it real far but then as
29:20
with most of the stuff I tried to
29:22
keep up with and watch like just
29:24
everything else just kind of gets in the
29:25
way and it's really really hard watching
29:28
that kind of stuff with this right here
29:30
because she can't watch it yet
29:34
yep yep it's funny because you know i
29:38
know you started lioness meg text me as
29:40
soon as she got caught up to the
29:42
end like what do you like it was
29:46
so good like it's it's just one of
29:48
those things i've tried to do mayor of
29:50
kingstown it's not that i don't like it
29:52
it just
29:53
haven't gotten into it enough for it to
29:55
like rev me up and like it doesn't
29:58
grab you right off the bat like the
30:00
first couple episodes are kind of kind of
30:02
cool like with the tennis ball and whatnot
30:04
they were doing stuff you kind of realize
30:06
like what he's getting into or what his
30:09
role is or whatnot but it's not the
30:13
reason why I didn't get any further than
30:14
what I did is for the same reason
30:15
you just said like it doesn't like Lioness
30:19
episode one dude you like holy smokes what
30:22
is going on
30:24
i feel like he did the same thing
30:25
with yellowstone like when yellowstone
30:27
first started i mean even the very first
30:29
scene dude was wild just to start out
30:33
just just right out the gate and it
30:34
just never it never let you go like
30:36
even the filler episodes were ridiculously
30:40
well written right into the very but the
30:43
problem with the mayor of kingston is what
30:44
you're saying is it's taking a while to
30:46
ramp up plus like sports are so good
30:49
right now like i don't even have time
30:51
for tv
30:52
Like I was up till eleven o'clock midnight
30:56
on Saturday because college football was
30:58
absolutely insane.
31:03
College football Saturday.
31:05
You'll be all right.
31:09
College football Saturday was insane.
31:12
Not even the right word to describe it
31:14
in the past two weeks.
31:17
Because number one is just keep getting
31:19
knocked off like it's going outside.
31:20
But five of the top eight.
31:25
It was funny, dude.
31:26
So SEC gets a lot of shit, right?
31:28
Because everybody gets ranked in the SEC.
31:31
So somebody on Threads,
31:32
it might have been yesterday,
31:34
I don't remember, I saw it,
31:39
and he was like,
31:41
this SEC team lost and this SEC team
31:44
lost.
31:45
Overrated.
31:46
It's like you realize they lost to other
31:49
SEC teams, right?
31:50
Like it's not like we all have to
31:52
play each other, which is a problem.
31:54
However, having said that,
31:56
I did not see Auburn doing what they
31:58
did at all.
32:00
I don't think anybody saw that coming.
32:02
No.
32:03
That was bananas crazy.
32:06
Like the Alabama thing, okay,
32:08
I can kind of understand that.
32:10
And then Florida is another one, dude.
32:11
Florida reminds me of old Tennessee
32:14
because old Tennessee,
32:15
like in the late nineties,
32:16
you didn't know what team you were going
32:17
to get when they came on the field.
32:19
Is it the seventy-two Dolphins that went
32:21
undefeated or it was going to be the
32:23
two thousand sixteen freaking Lions that
32:27
didn't win a game.
32:30
And now you're like, oh, shit,
32:32
they might actually be legit.
32:36
Or maybe they're not.
32:37
Who knows?
32:38
Nobody does.
32:38
And that's why I love college football.
32:40
What was wild is, you know,
32:42
I lived in Tallahassee for four years.
32:45
The Florida State-Miami game was one of
32:48
the biggest things ever.
32:50
And it did not disappoint.
32:52
Double overtime.
32:53
Unranked Florida State taking Miami to
32:55
the...
32:57
edge man and that and the couple
33:00
controversial calls at the end of that
33:01
game or it's a different outcome and now
33:06
miami's number one and do they really
33:08
deserve it like they barely beat an
33:11
unranked team
33:13
i love how like my i saw the
33:16
rankings are like miami's number one byu
33:19
is currently ranked second yeah in the
33:22
nation which is and they they only beat
33:24
notre dame what does that even mean that
33:26
doesn't mean anything saying that for my
33:31
friend they beat marcus freeman's hairline
33:36
like that's what they beat i mean come
33:38
on
33:39
So, yeah, that whole thing,
33:42
I was telling Vickie this earlier.
33:44
I don't know if you had popped on
33:45
by the time I said this,
33:46
but it's kind of a big deal in
33:48
Louisiana because this is the first
33:50
weekend since that LSU and the Saints won
33:55
on the same weekend.
33:57
Wow.
33:58
It hasn't happened in like seven years.
34:01
The question I have is,
34:03
is it just me or is it weird
34:04
seeing a quarterback wear and look like a
34:07
fullback?
34:08
Yeah, no.
34:09
That's not just you.
34:10
That's weird.
34:12
It looks like they're running Wildcat
34:14
every play.
34:15
He only just...
34:16
He'd been better off if he had number
34:18
ninety-nine on it.
34:19
Just roll out there with that.
34:20
Like a down lineman at some point.
34:23
I just don't get it, dude.
34:25
There's some weird stuff going on.
34:28
And I always thought...
34:29
And I don't know if it's just because
34:31
I've been watching football and that's
34:32
just like quarterback numbers or,
34:34
you know, one through what, fifteen,
34:37
maybe seventeen sometimes.
34:40
Oh, they've lifted all those restrictions.
34:41
So now you just get the craziness.
34:43
Yeah, but I'm old.
34:45
I know.
34:46
I hate when I see like a linebacker
34:47
where thirteen.
34:49
Yeah, no, I don't get that at all.
34:50
Like Devin Bush for the Bears wears
34:52
twelve.
34:52
He's a middle linebacker.
34:54
That's a quarterback number.
34:56
So at LSU,
34:57
there's a there's a tradition that they
34:59
pass on a couple of different numbers like
35:01
number eighteen.
35:01
It doesn't matter what position you are.
35:03
If you were considered to be like one
35:04
of the leaders on the team,
35:06
like maybe the big dog leader would not.
35:09
It's a tradition.
35:09
You get number eighteen.
35:11
It doesn't matter.
35:12
You could be a defensive lineman.
35:14
You're going to wear that.
35:15
You're going to wear the eighteen.
35:16
And they started doing the same thing with
35:17
seven.
35:18
You know,
35:20
I don't have to go look it up,
35:22
see exactly what it was for.
35:23
But they started passing down that one as
35:24
well.
35:25
You're going to get to number seven.
35:26
It's kind of a big deal.
35:27
And again,
35:28
it doesn't matter what position you play.
35:31
Now, nobody can wear a five.
35:32
Right.
35:33
I was just going to say,
35:34
you're not allowed to pass down.
35:37
It's five.
35:39
That is it.
35:40
Oh, that's good stuff right there.
35:45
My son is at FSU.
35:46
So close.
35:47
I...
35:49
I still think that the receiver got his
35:51
hands on the ball first,
35:52
and none of them had control of it.
35:56
It doesn't matter.
35:56
It doesn't matter.
35:58
I was really invested in that game.
36:01
I was pulling for Florida State just as
36:05
a general rule,
36:05
just because I like seeing one.
36:10
Obviously, it's also better for LSU.
36:11
The more top-ranked teams lose.
36:14
But I like seeing stuff like that.
36:16
I was pulling for Auburn.
36:18
I just wanted to see them do it.
36:20
I wanted to see them take Georgia down,
36:22
and they did.
36:22
And it was, dude, the score,
36:26
Georgia had a real good drive at the
36:28
end of the game,
36:30
but the score was not necessarily
36:31
indicative.
36:32
The second half was all Auburn.
36:34
It was absolute.
36:35
It was fun to watch, dude.
36:37
So John George knows I'm a Tallahassee
36:40
guy.
36:41
Terry, yeah,
36:42
I used to live off of Miccosukee.
36:46
You just made that up.
36:49
I did not.
36:49
That is a legit street in Tallahassee.
36:58
Officiating is worse than usual this year.
37:00
And we have to remember that when we
37:02
watch CrossFit stuff because we always
37:05
want to bash the judges.
37:07
But officiating is bad in every single
37:10
sport in the world.
37:11
It's everywhere, dude.
37:12
It is everywhere.
37:13
Soccer, football, baseball.
37:17
Hell,
37:19
how many rackets did John McEnroe throw at
37:21
a tennis ump?
37:24
I don't think anybody's been called for
37:26
traveling in the NBA in twenty years.
37:31
Or carrying.
37:33
Like,
37:33
you're not supposed to dribble like this.
37:36
And they all do it.
37:37
And now you can take a gather step
37:39
before you take your two steps.
37:41
People,
37:41
they're just running out on the court with
37:42
the ball at this point.
37:44
Nothing.
37:45
Nothing.
37:46
Makes it hard to watch.
37:50
Yeah, that's interesting, Mark.
37:53
They do show gambling ads during the video
37:55
reviews.
37:57
That's a fact.
37:58
I do love that the Big Ten and
37:59
the ACC now do the open,
38:03
transparent instant replay reviews.
38:07
Oh, yeah.
38:07
Well,
38:07
you can actually hear them talking about
38:08
it.
38:09
They actually show them in the control
38:11
center and all the different angles.
38:13
You get to see the angles they're looking
38:15
at while they're talking about it.
38:18
That's good stuff right there.
38:20
Good.
38:20
It should be.
38:21
If you're going to go in the replay
38:22
booth and you're going to hear,
38:23
because everybody's debating it at home
38:25
anyway,
38:26
let them hear what they're talking about.
38:27
Let us hear what they're talking about to
38:32
see what it is.
38:33
That way it's a little bit easier to
38:34
make our own assumptions when it comes
38:36
down to it or
38:38
instead of just leading it up to, oh,
38:40
well,
38:40
we took a look at it and it's
38:42
not actually a touchdown.
38:44
Fourth down or whatever.
38:47
As opposed to, okay,
38:48
what are they looking at?
38:49
Give me a different angle,
38:50
all that good stuff.
38:51
That's for me.
38:52
Terry says the last play of the FSU
38:54
was impossible to call,
38:55
even with slow-mo replay.
38:57
But if it's impossible to know who has
39:00
the ball,
39:00
then the tie goes to the offense.
39:03
You would think.
39:04
That's...
39:07
Also,
39:07
I don't like when they bring the rules
39:09
analyst on there.
39:11
That bothers me.
39:12
Because, like, for what?
39:15
Let's consult with our rules analyst.
39:17
What do you think?
39:18
During the Auburn game,
39:23
it might have been the LSU game.
39:24
I don't know.
39:24
They brought him on a couple of different
39:25
times.
39:26
And he was like, no,
39:28
I don't think that's right, whatever.
39:29
And he came back and, like,
39:31
three for three times it was wrong.
39:33
or different than what they called on the
39:35
field.
39:36
The Rogue called that.
39:38
Well, you're not on the field,
39:39
so it doesn't really matter what you
39:40
think.
39:41
I don't like the Rose Analyst thing.
39:42
That's silly.
39:43
All right,
39:45
before we have to get off here,
39:47
because I do have to get caught up
39:48
at work, I'm having such a,
39:50
as I said, a hoot at work.
39:53
A hoot.
39:56
Let's pull up the Rogue events that have
39:59
been released.
40:00
We'll go through those real quick.
40:08
Are we pulling them up, Vicki?
40:10
Okay.
40:12
I can't believe she couldn't keep up with
40:14
the rundown we provided.
40:17
Right.
40:20
So all the events are listed.
40:23
Not all of them have details.
40:25
Yeah.
40:26
So we start off with River D.
40:28
Seven rounds of eleven calorie ski,
40:30
seven wall walk, eleven calorie ski,
40:33
seven devil's press.
40:34
That looks fun.
40:37
That's forty-nine wall walks.
40:38
In case you're keeping track at all.
40:46
Jay Burt, you found us out.
40:47
This show is scripted.
40:49
We have several script writers.
40:51
They're working furiously right now to try
40:53
to keep up in front of us.
40:54
They just never hand it to us.
40:57
Event two is single malt, ten back squat,
40:59
then a sprint, then eight, then six,
41:01
then four, then two.
41:03
But the weights go up pretty good.
41:06
That's a twenty pound jump,
41:08
twenty pound jump, twenty pound jump,
41:09
thirty pound jump.
41:11
And for the women, ten, fifteen, fifteen,
41:17
twenty.
41:19
It's about accurate.
41:22
It's similar, if nothing else.
41:24
I'd love to know what the sprint is.
41:28
See,
41:28
those are the details that are missing.
41:30
I don't know if y'all have ever tried
41:31
to squat heavy and then sprint like
41:36
directly, like re-rack it and okay,
41:37
let's sprint.
41:39
It's not fun at all.
41:40
It hurts.
41:42
Should be a fun watch though.
41:44
Yeah.
41:44
I'm excited about that one.
41:45
All right.
41:46
Day two.
41:51
Yeah.
41:51
We need this picture.
41:55
Yeah.
41:55
Pack out five rounds of seven hundred
41:58
fifty meter run.
41:59
I wonder if they're going to have what
42:04
they call a pack out if they're just
42:07
because of the yoke carry or if they're
42:09
going to make them wear a vest or
42:11
a pack.
42:12
Yeah, I don't know.
42:14
They always leave out those little
42:15
details.
42:17
We're getting dual back this year,
42:19
but we don't know what that is.
42:20
That is to be determined.
42:22
Well,
42:23
as long as they stay on track of
42:24
what they've done in the past,
42:25
it's going to be fun to watch.
42:27
As long as they go back and forth
42:30
between men and women again,
42:31
so there's not a long delay waiting to
42:34
reseed the next heat.
42:35
Yep.
42:38
And then we have Orlando.
42:39
I'm assuming this is for Rob Orlando.
42:41
I would assume.
42:43
Ten axle bar clean and jerks,
42:45
fifteen ring muscle-ups,
42:46
ten axle bar clean and jerks,
42:48
fifteen log muscle-ups,
42:51
And I'd love that they put Jason Hopper
42:53
right beside Log Muscle.
42:54
If you weren't going to say that,
42:55
I was going to say, I was like,
42:57
of course they have Jason Hopper right
42:59
next to Log Muscle.
43:01
And then Flash with Ten Axle Bar Cleaner
43:04
Jerks.
43:05
Whoever did their social media for this
43:07
needs a bonus just for putting Hopper next
43:09
to where it says Log Muscle.
43:11
That is fantastic.
43:12
That's solid work.
43:14
Oh, we missed event three, says Meg.
43:19
Oh.
43:23
They don't have it listed.
43:24
I don't see it listed.
43:27
Oh, the Viking.
43:28
Oh, yeah.
43:29
Viking press.
43:30
Sixty seconds of max reps.
43:33
Whatever the hell that is.
43:34
I have no idea what a Viking press
43:36
is.
43:38
I do not know either.
43:40
Knowing Rogue, it'll be a new apparatus.
43:45
Or something from Strongman.
43:46
Yep.
43:49
Which, either way, I still have no clue.
43:52
I went to look up bike impressions before
43:54
we got live,
43:55
and I was doing actual work.
43:59
Can I just say I hate axle bars
44:01
as a spectator?
44:03
As a spectator,
44:04
I get it for grip strength and development
44:07
and all of that stuff,
44:08
but it just looks so clunky watching
44:10
people do it.
44:11
You ever grab one?
44:13
Yeah,
44:14
I've done a competition where they showed
44:16
up.
44:17
It's awful, dude.
44:18
It's not fun at all.
44:20
We have one at the gym because Blair
44:24
and them do tactical game stuff,
44:25
so they have to use it from time
44:26
to time.
44:27
So I've used it before,
44:28
and it's not fun at all.
44:30
It's not.
44:32
I have really big hands,
44:34
and it still is very hard for me
44:36
to do anything close to a real clean
44:40
with an axle bar.
44:41
I bet.
44:42
Yeah.
44:43
um pulling power three rope climbs twelve
44:46
overhead squats twelve deadlift and then
44:49
three eight eight three six six three
44:52
three three bro deadlift increases that
44:59
overhead squat they like that is not
45:02
insignificant twelve at two twenty five uh
45:05
slash one seventy five is not that's not
45:07
insignificant like that's
45:10
the core takes the overhead squat takes
45:12
core away and the legs try to pull
45:14
and get yourself up on that rope and
45:16
it wouldn't surprise me if they climbed
45:17
twenty foot ropes instead of fifteen like
45:19
that wouldn't shock me at all yeah that's
45:23
gonna destroy some people yeah the the
45:26
talk in the chat between well jamie's chat
45:29
was that's an overhead squat workout
45:32
because of how girthy that is not yeah
45:35
and it's not even close yeah absolutely
45:42
um event eight uh uh hundred foot
45:54
handstand walk seventy five double unders
45:57
twenty five ghd fifty burpee box jump
45:59
overs twenty five ghd seventy five double
46:02
unders hundred foot handstand walk that
46:05
actually looks fun
46:08
It's like the chipper of the weekend,
46:10
for sure.
46:11
Yeah,
46:11
that looks like something I would enjoy.
46:16
And then the Highland Sprint.
46:20
You think they got to raise cows?
46:23
I have no idea, dude.
46:25
It's Highland cows.
46:27
Maybe you got to carry some Highland cow
46:31
calves across the line in a sprint.
46:35
It's rogue, dude.
46:36
It could be anything.
46:39
It's entirely possible.
46:42
No, it makes a fan.
46:43
That would be the best, yeah.
46:46
Round one, it's a calf.
46:47
Round two, it's a... Like an adolescent.
46:51
Yeah.
46:52
Round three, it's a full cow.
46:55
It'd be better if they had to ride
46:56
him.
46:57
Oh, here we go.
46:58
Jeffrey Birdsfield.
47:03
Don't alter.
47:05
If you guys wanted to figure out the
47:06
phonetics he just put in there, go ahead.
47:08
I'm...
47:10
Yeah, whatever.
47:13
Mark Phillips is saying the Viking press
47:14
looks like a double shoulder press with
47:16
landmine attachments.
47:19
Okay.
47:21
But on a landmine.
47:22
I guess you have to get it almost
47:25
like an upright rope.
47:27
It's just a press.
47:30
So maybe get into position.
47:32
It's just a minute to go.
47:33
And then just a minute to kind of
47:34
do that.
47:35
Yeah.
47:37
You know what to wait on that.
47:39
So landmines are difficult.
47:42
Like if you are doing them correctly or
47:44
can be, I should say,
47:45
depending on how much weight you got
47:46
lifted on there or got on there.
47:48
I've never done a stand.
47:50
I don't think I've ever done a standing.
47:51
It's always been from like a kneeling
47:52
position to just kind of get it up
47:53
overhead.
47:56
I want to look it up.
47:57
I got to look it up.
48:00
The last thing I want to say before
48:01
I head back to work is.
48:03
Okay.
48:06
is if you didn't get to see little
48:08
G do his thing this weekend,
48:10
he raised a hundred dollars for charity,
48:14
uh, for breast cancer awareness.
48:16
Uh,
48:17
he is Colleen and Garrett Clinton's son
48:20
killed it.
48:21
It was fun watching the kids go at
48:23
it.
48:24
Um, I didn't get to see it live,
48:25
uh,
48:26
which bummed me out because I was at
48:27
a birthday thing.
48:29
But I watched it when I got home.
48:32
So much fun.
48:33
So cool that they did that.
48:35
And so awesome that he raised so much
48:37
money for breast cancer awareness.
48:38
He's a good kid.
48:41
Got good parents.
48:42
But I think G,
48:44
little G's watching too much Rich Froning
48:46
because I know Rich would watch the
48:48
opponents to make sure like little G was
48:51
watching the opponents a lot.
48:54
I'm going to stay out right here in
48:56
front.
48:56
I don't need to move faster than that.
48:59
Hey, bro,
48:59
if he knows that kind of strategy at
49:01
his age, good on him.
49:04
Colleen and Garrett said he's been
49:06
practicing and working for weeks to come
49:10
out there because he wanted to do so
49:12
well.
49:13
Outstanding.
49:15
That was awesome.
49:17
Kudos to him and the Glintons for doing
49:22
that and raising that much money.
49:23
It was really cool.
49:25
Yep.
49:26
They're good people, man.
49:29
With that, dude, that's all I got.
49:33
That was all I did.
49:33
I wouldn't wait to get to the editing
49:35
room to jazz me up.
49:37
I'm already jazzy.
49:49
We'll be right back.