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OFF THE RECORD: Let's take it back a sec · Flava Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: The Flavor podcast Network. You're listening to Staca Zura and
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  Speaker 1: Charlie's off the record.
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  Speaker 2: What's your record? Welcome to off the Record? Yours, Dace
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  Speaker 2: and Zero.
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  Speaker 1: This is we talk about things that can't go on here,
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't go didn't go near this one. I'm not freaking
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  Speaker 1: talking about it. Well, I'll talk about it here.
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  Speaker 2: Aren't you gonna go on social media with it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm unsure. How what did you can to?
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  Speaker 3: This is really guys, get ready for it. These are
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  Speaker 3: some words you would never have heard together. A vagina plushy?
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  Speaker 3: What of a vagina toy? Yeah, vagina cushion, plushy soft.
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  Speaker 1: Toy that is customized based on my vagina.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so take it back a stick. That's the part
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  Speaker 3: of the podcast where people go, so what now?
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  Speaker 2: Tell me this is? You know, well, I did have
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  Speaker 2: a choice in it.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not like I just went out and came
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  Speaker 1: up with this idea and I'm like, I'm making a
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  Speaker 1: vagina toy.
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  Speaker 2: No, So I got asked.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, when you when you're in like radio media,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you do. I don't have a big following, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but I have clearly enough to be asked to be
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  Speaker 1: a part of this. So, you know, one week ime
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  Speaker 1: at the Kindness Collective helping you know, kids get toys
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  Speaker 1: over Christmas, and then the next week I'm having Sexual
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  Speaker 1: Wellbeing New Zealand asked me to draw a picture of
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  Speaker 1: my vagina because they're going to put it into make
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  Speaker 1: it into a toy, a plushy.
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  Speaker 2: And you know I used.
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  Speaker 1: To go to previously known as Flaming Family Planning now
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  Speaker 1: Sexual Wellbeing Musical.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's the whole point of the story, because yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I actually was on the planning.
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  Speaker 1: They've changed their name and they want the word to
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  Speaker 1: get out there. They wanted in my role there. But okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're on the board there, yes, okay. So anyway, it
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  Speaker 1: was right when I would have been getting the JAB
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, younger, Yeah, and that's why we were going, let's
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  Speaker 3: just make it easy for young women to access contraception,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Like that was the thought behind it, and it was
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  Speaker 2: it was easy for me at the time.
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  Speaker 1: I can't speak on it now. I would assume it'd
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  Speaker 1: be a lot busier because you know, to be under
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  Speaker 1: twenty turned to get free, you know, kear like that
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  Speaker 1: as good. Anyway, back to my vagina toy.
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  Speaker 2: Plushy, can you please see plush see? This just makes it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really glad Charlie's not here because that's when I
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  Speaker 3: get like it's a little bit a cultural thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, sorry, I don't I know that he'd have
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  Speaker 2: nothing to give anyway.
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  Speaker 3: No, there's that too, But I don't think a tongue
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  Speaker 3: man really wants to hear this.
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  Speaker 2: No, and he wouldn't. He would just sit there, just
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  Speaker 2: was there, like blocking ears, blookeing ears.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's really weird and I drew it and
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  Speaker 1: it was look. I tried for like fifteen minutes. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, first of all, number one, because a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of other people have been asked to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of it. Right, they get a toy, they shared it
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  Speaker 1: on social media, that they've changed their name. That's the
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  Speaker 1: whole point of us. Kind of like the concept. It's
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  Speaker 1: going to work. It's definitely going to give people talking
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  Speaker 1: about sexual well being New Zealand. But you know, number one,
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  Speaker 1: none of these influencers are going to draw the actual
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  Speaker 1: vagina looks like, are they? Because no one wants to
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  Speaker 1: be the one with the weird vagina. Some people go
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  Speaker 1: or penis or peanut? Are they doing dudes as well?
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  Speaker 1: They're doing penis plushies?
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  Speaker 2: And do you know what?
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  Speaker 3: So you have to draw a picture and you reckon
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  Speaker 3: heone's going to go to UK, right, and then you
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  Speaker 3: get a custom made plushy.
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  Speaker 1: They get it made based on your picture and different colors.
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  Speaker 2: And so how did you go with your picture? Well,
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  Speaker 2: not very well.
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  Speaker 1: I spent fifteen minutes on it, and it's literally the
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  Speaker 1: dumbest pitcher ever.
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  Speaker 2: Look like a hot dop.
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  Speaker 1: The middle part does a little bit. Well, I just
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  Speaker 1: went honestly, I just went oval oval. One of the
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  Speaker 1: oval is slightly bigger than the other. I have, so
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  Speaker 1: rad and then well, because you know, no, yeah, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so you had a hot and then a little oval
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  Speaker 1: in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: Right, you haven't seen its going to come out?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: And you did you specify color anything?
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  Speaker 1: No, They're going to come up with the colors based
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  Speaker 1: on the branding. So it's not going to really make
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  Speaker 1: I should.
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  Speaker 2: Be based on the branding. Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I honestly, I have no idea what
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  Speaker 1: to expect because I said, oh, look, it's a pretty
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  Speaker 1: crap picture. Just just give me whatever, and I'll just
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  Speaker 1: I'll just not say it's mine, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Like like I'll just say, oh, hey, guys, pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: it's normalize Alberts also sexual wellbeing music. That's my plan.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think if it comes out the way
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  Speaker 1: I drew it, I'm going to allude to the fact
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  Speaker 1: it's it's based on a true story.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's nice that they're not just going for generic.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice, but yeah, because.
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  Speaker 1: They want to show all different ones and like as
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  Speaker 1: if these influencers are going to draw like Willie with
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  Speaker 1: a bend in it, or a Fanny that has a
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  Speaker 1: really big ladyer I mean, sorry, Vagina that has a
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  Speaker 1: big labia, Like, are you really going to be honest
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  Speaker 1: and do that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just concerned about the color.
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  Speaker 3: I really think you should have made more space deifications
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  Speaker 3: about the coming.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I did just take a bla.
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  Speaker 1: I just took a picture on Instagram of nothing like
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  Speaker 1: made made the background black and then I just got
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  Speaker 1: white and just drew three over. So I'm not an artist.
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  Speaker 2: I can have you seen my handwriting.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to see this plushy yeah wow, And
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  Speaker 3: how when I get out, So what about what about that?
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  Speaker 1: Guys?
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  Speaker 2: What about that?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to Stace Azura and Charlie's Off the Record.
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