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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk, random crap.
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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk, random crap. Random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap. Random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: What the deuce?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 2: We stink. like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 3: They talk about crap that is random. It's the Queen
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  Speaker 3: City's favorite born in tandem.
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  Speaker 2: Mack and Bone. Random crap. Mack and Bone.
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  Speaker 4: All right, time to do a little random crap, right?
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  Speaker 4: We pick various stories from all over the place, sports, non-sports.
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  Speaker 4: We have a little fun with them here on the
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  Speaker 4: Mac and Bone Show. We will join the P... We're
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  Speaker 4: not joining him. The P-Band joins us. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 4: it's that gasoline scent in my car. I'm freaking high, man,
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  Speaker 4: right now. But anyway, P-Man joins us coming up at
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  Speaker 4: 9 o'clock with Willie's World. But right now, let's do
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  Speaker 4: some random crap. All right, so Pat McAfee, Bone, I
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  Speaker 4: know a lot of people have been worried, is he
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  Speaker 4: going to find any more work? It really seems, Bone,
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  Speaker 4: like he could use another paycheck, right? Doesn't seem like
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  Speaker 4: he has things very well.
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  Speaker 3: I like to see a man just land on his
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  Speaker 3: feet like this.
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  Speaker 4: So, Netflix has announced the details of a movie called
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  Speaker 4: The Mosquito Bowl. This is from popular director Peter Berg.
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  Speaker 4: This is going to be a movie, Bone, about college,
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  Speaker 4: fictionalized college football players who enlist in the Marine Corps
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  Speaker 4: during World War II. The bowl refers to a football game.
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  Speaker 4: The unit organizes as they prepare to ship out to
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  Speaker 4: the Pacific front. Sounds interesting. Pat McAfee will now add
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  Speaker 4: actor and maybe he already has done this. I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: but he will do some acting bone because Pat McAfee
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  Speaker 4: will be starring in the movie.
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  Speaker 3: As a drill sergeant. Well, first of all, Peter Berg
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  Speaker 3: is tremendous. He's from Friday Night Lights, among other things.
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  Speaker 3: So it does sound like an interesting concept for a movie.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, there was a report back months ago before
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  Speaker 3: the country music stuff started that Pat McAfee has been
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  Speaker 3: training to be a movie star, like action hero. He
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  Speaker 3: feels he can be like an Arnold or a Sylvester
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  Speaker 3: Stallone type guy.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's been music. It's wrestling. It's football. It's that... Singing,
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  Speaker 2: all this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: He now thinks that he can be like a Dwayne
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  Speaker 3: Johnson type guy.
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  Speaker 4: And he doesn't just think it. These other folks enable
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  Speaker 4: him to go about it. Like, can we not have
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  Speaker 4: any walk of our lives that doesn't include Pat McAfee?
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  Speaker 4: We can't even stream Netflix movies and be McAfee free.
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  Speaker 4: We can't even listen to music without the music world
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  Speaker 4: being McAfee free. It's just McAfee overload, man. I have
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  Speaker 4: a question, Mac, now.
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  Speaker 3: This may seem crazy on the surface, but crazier things
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  Speaker 3: may have happened in life. Is Pat McAfee going to
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  Speaker 3: be our president one day?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't. Is he going to get into politics? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I do not shake my head at any
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  Speaker 2: of those type of questions.
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  Speaker 4: When you say, can blank celebrity be a president?
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  Speaker 3: I don't react the way I once did. He tries
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  Speaker 3: to be involved in everything. Who's to say politics is
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  Speaker 3: not something? It definitely seems like he's the guy our
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  Speaker 3: country needs.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 2: Eye roll.
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  Speaker 1: 92.
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  Speaker 2: What would you do to McAfee in a debate, 92?
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  Speaker 2: I would punt him off the stage. Matt, can you
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  Speaker 2: not say Netflix, by the way? Netflix. Because you were
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  Speaker 2: calling it Netflix. Netflix. And that might be a different site.
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  Speaker 2: People are mad at Mac.
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  Speaker 4: Settle down over there.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's mad at Mac now.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: What'd I do? For saying Netflix. I'm trying to say Netflix, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Work with me here.
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  Speaker 3: My man has a gasoline brain right now, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Man's messed up. I've been driving around in a car.
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  Speaker 3: I can't get the gasoline smell out of the damn thing.
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  Speaker 3: I tried baking soda, detergent. I tried everything, and it's
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  Speaker 3: making me extra loopy, y'all. Give me some grace today, people.
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  Speaker 3: And Finney can't wait to make fun of you either.
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  Speaker 3: We'll support our man, Finney.
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  Speaker 4: Coach Manson said that McAfee was a guest speaker at
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  Speaker 4: their church on Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this guy's going to be Billy Graham and
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  Speaker 2: Donald Trump all in one. He had to be joking.
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  Speaker 2: He was joking, Finney. That had to be a joke.
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  Speaker 2: I took him literal.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, I don't have much elaborate to say
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  Speaker 4: about this. Did you see Cam's mustache?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. Cam's got a mustache.
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  Speaker 4: It's a very interesting look for him, man. And by interesting,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Cam, it's not working for you, baby. You're
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  Speaker 4: the coolest guy in the world. I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: that mustache is oozing cool.
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  Speaker 2: It's not quite Ryan Blaney.
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  Speaker 4: No, you're not pulling it off like Blaney is. No
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  Speaker 4: one can pull off the Blaney. No doubt about it.
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  Speaker 4: All right, so people are asking for the Tua story, Bone.
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  Speaker 4: Tua put an Instagram post up kind of like saluting Atlanta.
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  Speaker 4: I forget what the verbiage was on his Instagram post,
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  Speaker 4: but just kind of showing his love for Atlanta. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not sure Atlanta loves him. after the preseason he had, Bone,
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  Speaker 4: and then right underneath it, from Tua's same account. It's
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  Speaker 4: a comment basically saying, hey, we got you back.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, he said for the A.
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  Speaker 4: And then the comment from his same Instagram account underneath said,
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  Speaker 4: we're so proud of you. You got this with a
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  Speaker 4: heart emoji. So everybody thought Tua has a burner account
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  Speaker 4: that he did not switch over to and was caught
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  Speaker 4: praising himself.
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  Speaker 2: It seems like it was his wife.
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  Speaker 4: Who runs his social media account, who maybe didn't switch
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  Speaker 4: over to her personal account. It was still a pretty
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  Speaker 4: shameless inside job. Yeah, definitely caught in the act.
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  Speaker 3: A bunch of good Kevin Durant burner got busted in
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  Speaker 3: the act there.
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  Speaker 4: If you're going to shamelessly do that, you've got to
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  Speaker 4: make sure you know what accounts you're on.
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  Speaker 2: I always make sure that I'm on the right account.
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  Speaker 2: You got to.
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  Speaker 4: All the bone compliments that get tweeted out there?
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  Speaker 2: Is that you?
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  Speaker 3: Remember before I tweeted out from Mabel's account. I got
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  Speaker 3: the wrong account.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. OK, so you can relate to this. By
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  Speaker 4: the way, I'm sorry. Even we're not done with Pat
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  Speaker 4: McAfee yet. I forgot to tell you, Stephen A. Smith
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  Speaker 4: would like to be the field goal kicker in Pat
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  Speaker 4: McAfee's field goal kicking challenge at game day this year.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he can miss and kick McAfee.
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  Speaker 4: Another guy we don't need any more of.
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  Speaker 2: Even Stephen A.
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  Speaker 4: Is trying to weasel himself on another damn ESPN show. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: my goodness. All right, so how about this, Bone Man?
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  Speaker 4: Bill Simmons has been on a little bit of a
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  Speaker 4: roll lately. Uh, and it has continued. Um, he's, what
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  Speaker 4: was he?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The seatbelt admission.
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  Speaker 4: He made the, the fitty type seatbelt admission that he
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  Speaker 4: never wears a seatbelt and he got blasted for that. Well,
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  Speaker 4: now bone, he got to talk in, uh, recently on
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  Speaker 4: his podcast that his daughter's boyfriend, Hank, uh, did him
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  Speaker 4: a solid bone by placing proxy bets for him. For
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  Speaker 4: people who don't know, proxy bets are like Bill Simmons
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  Speaker 4: lives in California where it's not legal. The sports gambling
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  Speaker 4: is not legal, which I cannot believe, but it's not
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  Speaker 4: legal there. So his daughter lives back in Massachusetts and
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  Speaker 4: her boyfriend, Hank, would go on to Bill's log on
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  Speaker 4: to Bill's account on FanDuel and place the bets that
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  Speaker 4: Bill wanted.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Bill went on the air talking.
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  Speaker 4: About how great Hank is, how much they bonded together
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  Speaker 4: through this by placing proxy bets. Well, the Massachusetts Gaming Commission, Bone,
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  Speaker 4: started investigating Bill Simmons. and informed him proxy betting is illegal,
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  Speaker 4: his bets bone have been negated, and he had to
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  Speaker 4: come back on his podcast and say, I'm sorry, I
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  Speaker 4: had no idea what Hank was doing for me was illegal.
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  Speaker 4: I will never do it again. And oh, by the way,
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  Speaker 4: isn't FanDuel one of his sponsors?
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  Speaker 2: Or DraftKings. DraftKings. One or the other. It's DraftKings, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So then why is he saying he's using Vandal then? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He's in a hole. He got himself all kind of trouble.
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  Speaker 3: Mac, by the way, real quick on my end of
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  Speaker 3: things over here, I may have accidentally cured my dog
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  Speaker 3: Murphy of puppiness. The biting and the chewing everything. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if it's coincidence or what happened the other day. Mac,
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  Speaker 3: he was nibbling my arms on Monday afternoon. And I sneezed.
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  Speaker 3: And whatever that noise was, it scared him, Mac. And
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  Speaker 3: he almost like... came to attention like a person being
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  Speaker 3: yelled at by a drill sergeant. He sat straight up
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  Speaker 3: and stopped biting. It just stopped moving, and then he
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  Speaker 3: went and napped. I thought, well, that's weird. One sneeze
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  Speaker 3: has just set this guy off the nap. So then
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  Speaker 3: when he woke up, he started nibbling a little bit,
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  Speaker 3: and I went, achoo! I fake sneezed, and he did
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  Speaker 3: it again.
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  Speaker 2: He just stopped.
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  Speaker 3: This dog now for two days, Mac, has not gotten
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  Speaker 3: in any trouble. He's no longer biting. All I have
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  Speaker 3: to do is go, achoo! And he just stops doing
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  Speaker 3: whatever he was doing. What the hell happened here? Even
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  Speaker 3: that little dainty sneeze gets him right there. It's a
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  Speaker 3: little weird, though, because when I'm walking him now, if
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  Speaker 3: he's starting to go too far ahead, I'll go, and
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  Speaker 3: he'll just stop.
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  Speaker 4: Neighbors are like, what the hell is going on here
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  Speaker 4: with this guy? You are the new Cesar Millan. Even
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  Speaker 4: Cesar Millan never thought of this method. Why is this happening?
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  Speaker 4: I'm waiting for him to snap out of it. He's
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  Speaker 4: like in a trance. I will say this. One of
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  Speaker 4: our dogs, Bacon, is very scared when I sneeze. Now,
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  Speaker 4: I don't sneeze like I am an eight-year-old girl, like
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  Speaker 4: your little sneeze. Well, that's my fake noise. I have
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  Speaker 4: a very loud, obnoxious sneeze. Well, that's not my real sneeze.
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  Speaker 4: That's me just going, making the, I go, achoo! I
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  Speaker 4: just make the noise, and he stops.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Oh what's in his past i need to know murphy
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  Speaker 3: what's in your past did you get sneezed on during covid.
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  Speaker 4: Times i wouldn't ask any questions i would be glad
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  Speaker 4: that i that you have cracked the case he looks
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  Speaker 4: at
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  Speaker 3: Me like terrified like oh my god what's happening here
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  Speaker 3: and he just sits there