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Nostalgia Nugget/News 16 - Building Forts and Monkey Business · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow you.
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  Speaker 2: Could be a seat model star. I was sixteen at
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  Speaker 2: the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook it
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  Speaker 2: up with a witch and that was that. Cats can
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  Speaker 2: smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean that
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  Speaker 2: they're happy yet.
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  Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jennyman is a star. Her look looks weren't part
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  Speaker 2: of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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  Speaker 1: for Jennas.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate EI there, but let's see.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome nostalgiaan nerds to another episode of Notable Nugget.
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  Speaker 1: I am Jeff and I am Andy?
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  Speaker 2: Andy. What are you nostalgia for?
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  Speaker 1: I actually was. I asked my coworker today on when
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  Speaker 1: she was a kid, what was she in a celvict for?
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  Speaker 1: And she gave me a great which made me She
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  Speaker 1: gave me a great topic, which made me think a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of of stuff when I was a kid. But
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  Speaker 1: she when she was younger, her and his siblings had
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  Speaker 1: this like kind of treehouse that was made out of
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  Speaker 1: forestry stuff. And I remember growing up in first grade.
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  Speaker 1: I lived in these apartments and there was these huge
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  Speaker 1: green bushes. But if you went like crawl on your
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  Speaker 1: stomach and you found this whole like there was like
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  Speaker 1: a you go left and right and there were huge bushes.
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  Speaker 1: I'd probably say like the size of a house. That's
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  Speaker 1: how big this whole area was. But then some of
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  Speaker 1: the older kids, not like crazy older, probably like I
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  Speaker 1: was in first grade, so they were probably like in
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  Speaker 1: third fourth grade, but they made a whole hangout session.
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  Speaker 1: And so I remember being a kid and that happened there.
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  Speaker 1: I just remember building forts as a kid, and I
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  Speaker 1: forget that. I mean, yes, I can do it at home,
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  Speaker 1: but it's not nearly as cool now than when I
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  Speaker 1: was a kid, because like when you were a kid
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  Speaker 1: and you were in those bushes with your friends and everything,
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  Speaker 1: you kind of kind of felt like older, like this
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  Speaker 1: is our spot, like we finally have our spot, like
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  Speaker 1: not like hey, pick up your whatever.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it, but it was
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  Speaker 1: like our own little spot that we would all hang
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  Speaker 1: out after school. And then when I was the second grade,
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  Speaker 1: my friend had this treehouse that was a shitty treehouse,
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  Speaker 1: but it was our hangout spot. And then so we
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  Speaker 1: always had these like little cool forts growing up. That one,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think kids do it as much now. My
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  Speaker 1: daughters had kind of something like that growing up. But
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  Speaker 1: like one, I don't think kids go out as much anymore,
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  Speaker 1: which I totally got to be at home play video
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  Speaker 1: games too. But then two, I just feel like I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't the only one. I feel like a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people I knew had their own forts as a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had just see my sister was up, uh,
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  Speaker 2: and I we had in our childhood home. We had like, yeah, bushes.
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  Speaker 2: Bushes were big, it was, and there was just a
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  Speaker 2: long thing of like I don't know what kind of
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  Speaker 2: bushes they were, but they were beautiful because I remember
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  Speaker 2: all around these bushes were those like purple, little fucking
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  Speaker 2: flowers that looked up and it was so fun. And
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  Speaker 2: I remember, Uh, we always played with my cousins and
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  Speaker 2: my two cousins and we would always play velociraptors raptors.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember because Jesse, he always hung out with Brandon,
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  Speaker 2: and then I was with Ryan, but Ryan usually was
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  Speaker 2: the bad guy in the group.
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  Speaker 1: And do you guys make him the bad guy or Okay?
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  Speaker 2: And then so I was kind of by myself. And
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  Speaker 2: I remember when one of my tasks one day we
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  Speaker 2: were playing Raptors was me like in my little fort
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  Speaker 2: area was to lay on the eggs were running off
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  Speaker 2: and playing Imagination, and then I'm like just sitting there
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  Speaker 2: in like on fake Raptor eggs. But I just love that.
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  Speaker 2: But at the time, when when you're playing Imagination or
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  Speaker 2: playing in your fort, it was your series. It was
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  Speaker 2: real to you. I just love how our brains work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's one thing. We've talked about this a
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  Speaker 1: little bit in the past about like imagination. But that's
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  Speaker 1: one reason I like Dungeons and Dragons so much, is
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  Speaker 1: because when I look back at my Dungeons and Dragons sessions,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I mean, yes, if I really think about it,
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  Speaker 1: I picture us all at a table. But when I
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  Speaker 1: look back, I'm like, oh, yeah, that time where his
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  Speaker 1: name was Garv. He was a guard and he was
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  Speaker 1: trying to fight this monster and he kept missing. He
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  Speaker 1: had like a sword and he was a fighter, so
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  Speaker 1: he should be really good at the sword. He kept
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  Speaker 1: fucking missing, and then he goes, fuck it, and he
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  Speaker 1: pulls out a carrot because he also fed the horses
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  Speaker 1: all the time, and he was getting advantage because they
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  Speaker 1: were on the ground, which means you get a roll
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  Speaker 1: twice and you should hit. So he was getting advantage,
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  Speaker 1: kept missing with the swords, he pulled out a carrot,
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  Speaker 1: and he fucking stabbed him with the carrot. Finally, So
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  Speaker 1: when I look back at that time, I don't remember
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  Speaker 1: Tony rolling dice. I remember his character in my head
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  Speaker 1: trying to stab that thing on the ground with a
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  Speaker 1: character carrot, you know. So yeah, that's probably part of
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  Speaker 1: the forts too, is It's just I think a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the stuff we keep going back to without even
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  Speaker 1: realizing is just the fun of imagination and like getting
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  Speaker 1: out of the world that we live in, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because it's really hard when you're adult, because you got
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  Speaker 1: bills and you're always constantly thinking about like kids and
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  Speaker 1: all the worries when you're a kid. You could just
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  Speaker 1: spend an afternoon sitting on fake velosci raptor eggs.
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  Speaker 2: I would love, Like back then, I was like what
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  Speaker 2: am I doing here?
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  Speaker 1: But like, all right, what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: But looking back, I would give anything to lay in
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  Speaker 2: the lost raptor eggs. But I'm wondering, like so Jackson's
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  Speaker 2: almost fourteen. I'm wondering if when he gets back from
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  Speaker 2: his mom's if we should just build a fort.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I think it'd be fun.
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  Speaker 2: Watch a movie, play some games. Yep, that's kind that
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  Speaker 2: kind of and just kind of see how how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially now that we're adults on we have money,
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  Speaker 1: we could make some badass sports. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: My assistant manager she her and her husband, their child
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  Speaker 2: is by Joys and they got a really good shipping
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  Speaker 2: box and they made a spaceship.
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  Speaker 1: Out of it. See exactly. That's dope.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fucking amazing. Okay, So two things. Number One,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not one hundred percent sure I
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  Speaker 2: flushed the toilet when I went to bathroom last Okay,
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  Speaker 2: but it's just number one. I'm like about sixty percent
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  Speaker 2: sure I did not, So that's not the best odds.
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  Speaker 2: Number two, is there not to sexualize everything but Dungeons
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  Speaker 2: and Dragons? Is there a porn version of it? Like?
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  Speaker 2: Can you play Dungeons and Dragons? But like, yeah, have
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  Speaker 2: it be very inappropriate.
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  Speaker 1: I was in this party one time, and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of it like a good DM I think will ask.
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  Speaker 1: It's called a session zero, you ask all the players like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: how you know, like, if this is a rating thing,
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  Speaker 1: are you okay if it gets X rated? Do you
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  Speaker 1: want to keep it a PG? And you ask them
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  Speaker 1: to get everybody comfortable? Right, So we were one with
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of adults and he was a cat person
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  Speaker 1: that Tobacci or something like that, I can't remember, but
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  Speaker 1: he fell in love with.
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  Speaker 2: This huge like ogre.
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  Speaker 1: Lady and she looked at the DM looked at us.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, they're kissing. Is anybody opposed to this? And
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  Speaker 1: then so they had their whole sex thing and they
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  Speaker 1: rolled it out and he did great. He did great
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  Speaker 1: in the story.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh but did they kiss or anything in person?
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  Speaker 1: No? No, no, they're just like, okay, you old great.
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  Speaker 1: And then you know, she really likes strength, so by
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  Speaker 1: you trying to like turn her on by like being strong,
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  Speaker 1: she really enjoyed that. And then yeah, yeah this happened
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  Speaker 1: before you.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a way that you could as you're a
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  Speaker 2: legendary dungeon master, can you could you make a game
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  Speaker 2: of dungeons and dragons and where it turns into porn
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  Speaker 2: like it turns into sex.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely could, but I guarantee. There's already probably hundreds
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  Speaker 1: of thousands of them. Oh really yeah, there's probably books
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  Speaker 1: to roll.
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  Speaker 2: Dice and then they start actually fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that would that's I bet on pornhub there.
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  Speaker 2: Is, Okay, I'm gonna have to google. Porn Hub is
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  Speaker 2: like striking this lately. Like everything Pornhub is like skinny
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  Speaker 2: people that are like just banging and like fake groans.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so over porn. The only kind of porn I
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  Speaker 2: like andy and this is for the permanent record, is
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  Speaker 2: I like spoof porn, like I like Simpson porn or
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  Speaker 2: like Sarah Pale and porn like that's my jam, Like
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  Speaker 2: it's not for pleasure, but it's just for entertainment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah Auschwitz porn. Oh god, there probably is. Huh. Probably
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  Speaker 2: that's so horrible.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm looking up Dungeons of Dragons form, but it
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  Speaker 1: looks like so far it's just people dressed, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't see any actual gameplay that you might be onto
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  Speaker 1: something there. If we have a full on X rated
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  Speaker 1: D and D thing to where it's like the guy
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  Speaker 1: has to roll if he wants to do anal or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and then she's like oh I don't want it, and
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  Speaker 1: then or whatever, and then you're like, Okay, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to roll persuasion to have her, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, that might be something. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think this could be like a new kink, like
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  Speaker 2: merging sex parties but dungeons and dragons.
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  Speaker 1: And then based on your character, like maybe you're like
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  Speaker 1: a sex god, so then you get advantage on BJ's
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  Speaker 1: or something, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And there's this group of women, primarily women that read
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  Speaker 2: these erotica books that are very like centaur versus like
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  Speaker 2: a human, you know, having sex with a centaur.
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  Speaker 1: He's versus.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that Like when me and Jeremy are about
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  Speaker 2: to get it on. That's how it is. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god. The other day it was one hundred
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  Speaker 2: percent just about Jeremy and it was so fun. Oh anyways,
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  Speaker 2: he's not going to listen to this, or he'll listen
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  Speaker 2: to it and he'll get mad at me. But who knows. Okay, Andy,
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to the great that's a great nostalgia one.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm I'll going to report back to you on
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  Speaker 2: how I want to build a fort with my kid
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  Speaker 2: and just see how that goes. We've done that when
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  Speaker 2: we were when he was younger.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, you know, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I just have fun. Okay, So Andy, I'm gonna switch
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  Speaker 2: it up a little bit, and I want us to
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  Speaker 2: introduce listener to a new evolution in notable nostalgia universe.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So it's gonna be the in in the
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  Speaker 2: news or we're still working the title, but notable nostalgia
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  Speaker 2: news or notable news that sounds really good.
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  Speaker 1: Notable news might be yeah, but I like the notable
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  Speaker 1: news news.
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  Speaker 2: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna be just
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  Speaker 2: recapping news that makes sense to us or like is
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  Speaker 2: enjoyable to us. So it might be nostalgic based very
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  Speaker 2: loosely based in nostalgia, or it might have nothing to
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  Speaker 2: do with nostalgia. Sure, and just some news that we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna report on. Because I think that since we are
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  Speaker 2: award winning podcasters, we are the number one Insurrection podcast
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  Speaker 2: of all time, and then also with our viewers help
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  Speaker 2: or listener's help, we might be two time winning.
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  Speaker 1: See we'll see.
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  Speaker 2: So I think the next step is to work towards
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  Speaker 2: a Peabody award, and I think that we could get
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  Speaker 2: I think the Peabody might be wrong is to take
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  Speaker 2: on the world of journalism.
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  Speaker 1: So and and oh, I actually gonna say extreme biased because.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh this this one that I want to bring
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  Speaker 2: to you and the listener Andy is not is definitely
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  Speaker 2: not biased and it's I'm gonna root it in nostalgia
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  Speaker 2: to stay with me. But it was very traumatizing, uh
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  Speaker 2: news that I heard on the news the other day,
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  Speaker 2: so I want to report it to you all too.
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  Speaker 2: So there are I'm sure if you've heard this or not,
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  Speaker 2: let me know if you have. There are monkeys kidnapping
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  Speaker 2: other species on a Panamanian island that's perplexing scientists. Sure
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  Speaker 2: this type of monkey is this is like fucked up,
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  Speaker 2: that's crazy. Okay, So this type of monkey if for
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  Speaker 2: nostalgia lovers, the monkey that Ross had on Friends or
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  Speaker 2: that was like featured on a spincer a pet detective,
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  Speaker 2: that really cute monkey with that little face with the
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  Speaker 2: long tail, you know what I mean. It's that kind
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  Speaker 2: of species A monkey are kidnapping other species babies, so
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  Speaker 2: like eating them. No, they're not eating them, They're not
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  Speaker 2: torturing them, like harming them physically, is what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: They are carrying them around on their back until they die.
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  Speaker 1: That's some of the scariest sounding in life.
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  Speaker 2: It was horrifying when I heard about.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, that's really scary.
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  Speaker 2: So scientists have been observing this type of monkey for
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  Speaker 2: for a while and it's been really interesting to see
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  Speaker 2: no but intended, but the evolution of this that this
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  Speaker 2: type of monkey is also using tools to like crack
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  Speaker 2: open walnuts and stuff or whatever they're calling some kind
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  Speaker 2: of nuts or whatever. And listener, you know me, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of my facts are based on like things I
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: might have heard or dreamt or just made up. But
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  Speaker 2: but this is true. Google smuggle it. So so these
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  Speaker 2: monkeys are definitely doing something. Yeah, and they think that
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  Speaker 2: it's a new it's I'm laughing, but so horrific and
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  Speaker 2: it's so factual. The scientists believe that it's either a
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  Speaker 2: new cultural norm or out of boredom.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was just you know, trying to figure out
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  Speaker 1: what what the reason would be. So if they're not
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  Speaker 1: eating them or using them to get any food, then
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  Speaker 1: I was like, the only thing I could do is like, uh, vanity.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was like in my head, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if it's something to do. Like if they're like,
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  Speaker 1: oh I got this type of animal back and like
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  Speaker 1: no way, which I guess I'll kind of go into
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  Speaker 1: like boredom and van you know, just because they're so
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  Speaker 1: bored they need something to do. Yeah, so why not
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  Speaker 1: try to look nice? That's fucking wild. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: And there I think it was like ten plus years
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  Speaker 2: ago there was Orca whales like killer whale, you know,
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  Speaker 2: freely that there went through a fat, a fat of
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  Speaker 2: their own where they would carry like dead salmon on
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  Speaker 2: their heads, and scientists really didn't know what that was about.
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  Speaker 1: And that's another reason I don't like the ocean. Man. God,
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that and that went. That went away for
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  Speaker 2: a minute, but now it's back. Similar to how like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, really baggy jeans were really popular in the
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  Speaker 2: nineties and.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're back.
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  Speaker 2: So apparently, uh, Orca whales are now a lot of
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  Speaker 2: them are or something.
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  Speaker 1: Essentially wearing Jinko pants or.
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  Speaker 2: They're yeah, they're like wearing hats. Oh yeah, they're wearing
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  Speaker 2: salmon hats.
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  Speaker 1: Why. I guess that's not too much different than us,
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  Speaker 1: like leather.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it just seems like that's really evolved.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: So this monkey thing. So I heard about this, so
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  Speaker 2: I watch in the morning when I'm getting ready, I
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  Speaker 2: like to like buff up on the news or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So I listen to NBC News now, so it's like
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  Speaker 2: a live broadcast of NBC News on YouTube. And this organization,
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: I bless their hearts. They are so bad at transitions,
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  Speaker 2: those kind of sub uh you know, subpoint to my
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  Speaker 2: main point. But they go from like talking about Taylor
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  Speaker 2: Swift to like the war in Ukraine very quickly, So
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: the female inchor is still giggling about being a Swiftie
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  Speaker 2: when like the Ukraine pictures are out right. Yeah, So
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to play I just recently,
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  Speaker 2: because I'm not the best with technology, I just recently
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  Speaker 2: learned how to screen record, so I did screen record
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  Speaker 2: a part of it, so I wanted to play it
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  Speaker 2: really quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, to hear it. I wonder if they do the
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  Speaker 1: horrible transitions because the people's attention spans are getting smaller,
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  Speaker 1: so they can't they have to just go kind of
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  Speaker 1: go back and forth.
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  Speaker 2: Well that, but also there was like these horrible storms
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  Speaker 2: somewhere in the United States recently that killed like thirteen people,
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  Speaker 2: but it also delayed Beyonce's cowboy Carter two were by
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  Speaker 2: like two hours, so that their main focus of their
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  Speaker 2: newscast was talking about Beyonce and not like the thirteen
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  Speaker 2: people that died, cared for, or even played with.
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  Speaker 3: They're just taking them, walking around with the infants on
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  Speaker 3: their backs until those infants die of neglect. Some of
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  Speaker 3: the scientists believe they're witnessing something akin to a cultural fad.
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  Speaker 3: Others think we're just witnessing a behavior born of boredom.
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  Speaker 2: That's you, all right, someone needs to help the monkeys
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  Speaker 2: find a different hobby. All right, Matt, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, like did this the guy who said that
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  Speaker 1: was did they not tell him what the stories were?
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  Speaker 1: Because I felt like he just said that because he
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  Speaker 1: didn't know what to say, Like, oh ship, I got it.
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  Speaker 1: This is awful.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: But those news casters need to just say, okay, think
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for you don't even make a quip.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah that was not the quip, because that was very
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: like it's a very traumatic thing. But the idea of
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: these adorable monkeys are taking infants from other species and
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: putting them on their backs. Primarily it's other species of monkeys.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Oh sure, and just not harming them physically harming them,
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: not doing anything you eating them or anything like that,
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: just carrying them around while they just eventually die.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: So let's say, right now, I just tell that story
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: and I give it to you. What's a funny quip?
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Go?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: So like, okay, you and and they don't they think
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: the monkeys are doing out of boredom, All right, Jeff
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: up to you or not you're next.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: It sounds like they're munking around.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, or I would just say thank you
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Andy for that report. People, thank you Andy for that
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: really devastating report, Like that's fucked up. So then got
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: me thinking today because I heard about this this morning,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: and I got me thinking about monkeys and all of
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: the monkeys in pop culture from our time. We have
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: the monkey arring tank or whatever it was from Jungle
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Book was a villain. We have some might say we
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: have a boo from Aladdin. A boo tried to take
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: bread from starving kids.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was a little narciss he was a thief,
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: he was yeah, and oh, then we got Planet of
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: the Apes and then no joke on the way to
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: work today or maybe on lunch, neither here nor there.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Sometime when I was hating to work today, there was
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: a guy on a little scooter wooder like on the
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: side of the road, like on the sidewalk. He had
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: a monkey mask on. Oh weird, picking his nose holding
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: up a sign that said Democrats or Planet of the Democrats.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: So what the fuck is going on here with the
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: planet of the ape? Like I don't know if monkeys
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: are evil now, I don't know.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: But like it's's was he trying to say anti?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: He was anti democrat? Like the apes are the Democrats?
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: But but I'm like, I'm really crushing like Jane goodall
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: right now, I was like, what's going on here?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: She just came to Salem? She did, but the tickets
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: are like really expensed.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to go see Jane goodall I would
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: have the tickets, like if she brought like she came
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: in like writing on the gorilla, like like does she
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: have gorillas or dressed as gorillas? Do you think?
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Like do you every think she gets tired of talking
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: about because everybody's gonna ask her questions like so, what's
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: up with the gorilla? She's like for like sixty years.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah she did. She was like a very specific niche.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: She should have should have chose like a global warming
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: and she could go like anywhere and talk about that
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: or whatever. But yeah, she really chose. Like if I,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: if I chose, like, my my cause in life is
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: going to be the what's what's the thing, like the jellyfish. Now,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I'm always going to be in the ocean.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Yeah, that's yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: because you have to be there to get information. So yeah,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: so I would want to be like, I don't know,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: like in the like in a bedroom.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Bedroom, yeah, trio game, trying out different beds and pizza exactly,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: call me crazy. I'm a pizza lover. I don't I
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: don't like taco.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Pizza, thank you. Okay, So I always just joke. I
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: always tell people I'm the Martin Luther King Junior Pizza
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: because I like it all fan tacoz but I love
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: tacos and I love pizza separately.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Don't like it to like separately equal, So Jeremy, because
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I'm on this diet thing right now, it's like wildness journey.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: I rolled my eyes. But Jeremy messaged me. He's like, oh,
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: don't get get pizza for tonight or blah blah blah.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't know. You know, I'm
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: trying not to eat a bunch of pizza. He was like,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: what about taco pizza. I'm like, yes, because I might eat.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: He got like my favorites, like pepperoni and pineapple. If
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: you got that out sitting on the couch and eating pizza.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: But we have to watch this situation unfold. Yeah, and
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: like orcas, we have to keep an eye on them.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: We had to keep an eye on these monkeys and like,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: see what's going on with this and the fact that
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: they don't know what's going on specifically blows my fucking mind. Yeah,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: that this is happening.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think notable news might be where we strive
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: with YouTube. That might be fucking perfect.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: And you see how I brought it into the this
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: is this news story came into like Aladdin, Planet of
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: the Apes, yep, whatever it might be. Uh, Mandy Moore
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: sucks and then oh and then I did. Okay, So
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know about you. This is like a total sidebar.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Whenever I'm watching any type of show, any movie, whatever
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: it is. I have my phone on me so I
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: can see, like what people's net worths are, like what
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: other movies they've been in. I was watching because Jeremy,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: one of his comfort movies is a Pretty Woman. And
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Richard Gere, I'm.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Gonna guess one hundred and thirty million.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Now I look at his I didn't look up his
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: net worth, his middle name. I just got his Wikipedia
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: his middle name. No, any other guys Richard, Richard Gear, James,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: No Tiffany, Oh weird. Yeah that blew myfe And I
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: even checked. You can't edit Richard Gears so on certain celebrities,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: notable people bling you can edit, you can and can't
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: edit their Wikipedia page. I used to edit Adele's and
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: said that she eats babies, but now hers is locked.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: But yeah, his middle name is Tiffany. This guy, the
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: gerbil fucker. Yeah, I don't think he fucked. I don't know,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: but I hope he did, because like if a sheep
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: fucked you, that's less bad than if you fed. Sure
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: we can all agree on that.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, all right, listeners, so let us
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: know if you're interested in more notable news, because we're
• 21:53
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• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Let us know if there's a news story you want
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: us to do like a deep dive on and maybe
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: we can maybe do some kind of investigative reporting or something.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: It's a great idea, Jeff.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I like, yeah, we need to dive into this. So
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: and then Andy like, we're still gonna circle back with nuggets.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm here and there because why not? Because we
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: can do blue bone.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think our bonus episodes are gonna sometimes
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: we nugget sometimes news, maybe sometimes together, who knows.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes either nothing. Sometimes you might just come out
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: of here and just release dead air. Yeah all right.
• 22:26
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• 22:35
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• 22:38
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