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Apartment Session II - Son of a Boy Dad #148 (LIVE) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: At Little Sasquatch's apartment in the West Village. And yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 3: I think it is working. I think it's love. Oh, look, comments,
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  Speaker 3: time podcasting from a little sasquatch's apartment right here in
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  Speaker 3: the heart of the West Village, primo turf. This is
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  Speaker 3: some of the most sought after real estate in all
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  Speaker 3: of New York City. In fact, a lot of young
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  Speaker 3: women will forego closet space, decent kitchens, general safety at
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  Speaker 3: night just to say that they live in the West Village.
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  Speaker 9: True, it's a very true story. Yeah, it's a great neighborhood.
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  Speaker 9: It's your first time being here. It's a good neighborhood
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  Speaker 9: to haunt. It is very You can believe women in here.
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  Speaker 3: You believe in ghosts? Sure you do. Yeah, I was
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  Speaker 3: talking about just being a general kind of low herb guy. Well,
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  Speaker 3: have you ever seen you the show Intimidating Force? Have
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  Speaker 3: you ever seen the show? You there but not seen
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  Speaker 3: I have seen you? Doesn't that isn't that in West Village?
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  Speaker 3: It may well be, I think it is. It may
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  Speaker 3: well be a lot of low windows. You're on a
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  Speaker 3: low floor, so it wouldn't be too hard to get
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  Speaker 3: in here, to be on the thought about it before,
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  Speaker 3: and I've thought about the fact that if someone really
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  Speaker 3: wanted to, they could just throw a fucking brick straight
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  Speaker 3: through that window. Ah, we could, we could do no harm,
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  Speaker 3: no foul, lots of foul though, gosh, frame when you
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  Speaker 3: got nothing. You don't got no curtain, no protection here
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  Speaker 3: and me goo, you got.
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  Speaker 9: No idea how hard it it took to set up
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  Speaker 9: that curtain?
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  Speaker 3: How long do you sleep at night? How? How do
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  Speaker 3: you how do you sleep at night? Why? What do
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  Speaker 3: you mean? Knowing that it would be very easy for
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  Speaker 3: someone to just scale up here and come on in here, And.
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  Speaker 9: It wouldn't because that door is sealed shut because of
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  Speaker 9: the mouse.
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  Speaker 3: The mice.
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  Speaker 9: To see the foam on the side. There's no way
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  Speaker 9: anyone's getting in there.
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  Speaker 3: But you set a brick brick brick would do a trick?
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  Speaker 3: Get a little closer, No, definitely, not sure. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: chilly out. You can move that bag, by the Way'll
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  Speaker 3: move the bag just to create a little more room
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  Speaker 3: for us. Kind of, I snuggle up here. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 3: happy to see you. I haven't seen you in a
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  Speaker 3: fucking long ass time. Yeah, I got a funny story
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  Speaker 3: for you. I kind of told the two. Is this
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  Speaker 3: going to be about Boston? Yeah? Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 9: I was actually thinking about stuff for us to talk about,
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  Speaker 9: and that was the first thing that came to mind.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Man, I went to Boston. Please do get into it.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty sick. I think it's the first time I've ever
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  Speaker 3: sold out all five shows in a weekend. Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 3: sold that four like weekends where I only had four. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but having five shows was and selling them all that
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  Speaker 3: was pretty sweet for me. You've done it, so no
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  Speaker 3: big shakes for you. No, I've only done it in Boston.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really Yeah. Well, shout out to Boston for being
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  Speaker 3: incredibly like loyal and enterprising fans who they buy their
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  Speaker 3: tickets early, they come out there, great crowds. I love Boston.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's to me it's my home city. Yeah probably,
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  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, and from two hours from Boston, that
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  Speaker 3: was the big city to me. Yeah. And I went
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  Speaker 3: to school there for four years. And uh, I wish
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  Speaker 3: I could live there at Boston. I love Boston.
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  Speaker 9: Boston's a nice city, but it's pretty small.
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  Speaker 3: There's not a ton going on. Good restaurants everything you need.
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  Speaker 3: That's true, there is good restaurants. Actually, I don't really know.
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  Speaker 9: I like everyone's like, I don't really know a ton
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  Speaker 9: about Bostons by the fact that I grew up thirty
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  Speaker 9: minutes from Boston, but I was never at an age
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  Speaker 9: where I was like going out in Boston.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. See, Or is the first city that I was
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  Speaker 3: able to go out in, right right, Well, okay, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm there. I get there, do soundcheck, do all my stuff,
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  Speaker 3: play the piano, check all the levels. Yeah, happy days,
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  Speaker 3: good to go. Shows are sold out. I'm sitting pretty
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  Speaker 3: Do you do you like that room? I don't mind it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's okay, all right, continue, This is so funny.
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  Speaker 9: I told this story to like one hundred people.
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  Speaker 3: I brought Brandon Burrera with me on the road, so
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  Speaker 3: I have a trustee opening act. The host was this
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  Speaker 3: young kid from Boston named Jay Martin. Great, great host,
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  Speaker 3: super funny, just went up and did jokes. That's what
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  Speaker 3: I like to save the crowd work for the headliner.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: So five minutes before the show starts, the general manager
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  Speaker 3: of the club comes in and tells me, actually, it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't even The GM.
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  Speaker 3: The host. Yeah, this kid comes in and he's like, listen,
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  Speaker 3: they just told me that there's going to be a
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  Speaker 3: sign language interpreter on stage with us, and I said,
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  Speaker 3: exqueeze me.
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  Speaker 9: And it's also it's not like you're doing a theater.
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  Speaker 9: It's a club.
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  Speaker 3: So the stage is only like ten feet back. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: the stage at Laugh Boston is tiny.
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  Speaker 9: I was cracking up thinking about it being at like
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  Speaker 9: Philly Helium.
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  Speaker 3: It's so small, and I go, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: And he goes, Apparently there are twenty five deaf people
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  Speaker 3: in the audience, which is a large percentage of the crowd.
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  Speaker 3: It's like almost it's like eight or nine percent. Most
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  Speaker 3: clubs won't let a group bigger than twenty by ticks
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  Speaker 3: to avoid I guess, like some kind of you know,
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  Speaker 3: to avoid having one group take over the whole show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because they easily could. Yeah, so there's twenty five deaf
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  Speaker 3: people and the audience, and they're they've got good seats. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they're sitting up front. Oh okay, I mean they're they're
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  Speaker 3: up there nice and cozy to the stage. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: put in the back. Well, your words, not mine. I
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  Speaker 3: guess they have to be able to see the sig language.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly right. So I said, okay, well, hold on
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  Speaker 3: a second. Can the sign language interpreter be down next
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  Speaker 3: to their table, closer to them so they can better
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  Speaker 3: see the signing? And they said no, they need to
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  Speaker 3: be in the lights of the stage in order for
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  Speaker 3: them to properly see their motions and gestures. Okay, so true,
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  Speaker 3: quite truly. The sign language interpreter was on the stage
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  Speaker 3: five feet from me. Yeah, you sent me that picture
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  Speaker 3: of it. And I'm gonna be honest with you. It
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  Speaker 3: felt like the sign language interpreter was taking some liberties
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  Speaker 3: and kind of hogging the attention.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm sure. I mean the picture that you sent me.
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  Speaker 9: The host was on stage in the silnce, which interpreter
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  Speaker 9: was in front of.
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  Speaker 3: Me, standing in front, was more upstage than we. The performers,
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  Speaker 3: and the deaf group was hard left looking out, and
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  Speaker 3: the sign language interpreter was facing straight forward, and I
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  Speaker 3: know she knew where her group was. I think she
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  Speaker 3: is a failed actor or theatrical humor. And said, this
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  Speaker 3: is my this is the closest I'm ever going to get.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to milk this. I want all the able
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  Speaker 3: hearing people to see me, and I don't even really
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  Speaker 3: care about the people I'm supposed to be interpreting for
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  Speaker 3: so and then, by the way, I told the host,
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  Speaker 3: I'm learning all this in the green room. And then
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  Speaker 3: I told the host, I'm like, can we get can
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  Speaker 3: we get them in here to just like make sure
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  Speaker 3: we're all on the same page. And he said, sure,
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  Speaker 3: no problem. And so two minutes later, now now it's
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  Speaker 3: three minutes until show time. In Walk three, sign language interpreters,
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  Speaker 3: Oh shit, so you got to like pick they rotated?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, really, yes, they rotated. And they didn't
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  Speaker 3: like rotate. They would wrote they don't know the act.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, they're rotating in the middle jokes. Oh that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Down she goes up, comes the next one.
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  Speaker 9: In the middle of that transition. You're losing nine percent
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  Speaker 9: of the crowd already.
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  Speaker 3: It was. It was not easy, And did you make
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  Speaker 3: any jokes about it, like did you of course, of course,
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  Speaker 3: and they were cool about it. Now, what we later learned,
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  Speaker 3: what we learned, and by the way, the sign language interpreters.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, it was three stunningly beautiful young women.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it was all girls. Yeah, nice, And they were
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  Speaker 3: all in the graduating class of their Northeastern ASL, which
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  Speaker 3: is American Sign Language or something program. That is what
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  Speaker 3: it is. It had to be an association of sign language. Oh, no,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's American. What do you know?
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  Speaker 9: I know, I know ASL. You know that now? Me neither,
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  Speaker 9: But I know a bunch of people that took ASL
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  Speaker 9: in high school. My mom, My mom's like fluid in
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  Speaker 9: sign language?
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  Speaker 10: Is she?
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  Speaker 3: Now? I think? So cool? Yeah? Well the point is
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  Speaker 3: h H for Harry Hairball. Yep, this is Trump, is it? Really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: It's interesting. He's one of the few people. I said,
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  Speaker 3: do most people have their own sign or do you
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  Speaker 3: have to just spell their full name out? And they
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  Speaker 3: said that most people don't. You have to spell the
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  Speaker 3: full name. Biden doesn't have his own symbol. Really, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I guess it would just be like a guy conking
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  Speaker 3: over and fucking dying passing out. No, but Trump, because
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  Speaker 3: of the hair h is pretty funny. I wonder if
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  Speaker 3: he knows that anyway, the point really made it based
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  Speaker 3: off of his hair? Yeah, that his I thought that
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  Speaker 3: was just a coincidence. No, that this is Trump? The
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  Speaker 3: signs are pretty Isn't trump Trump's a word? Though? Wasn't
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  Speaker 3: there already like a thing for Trump? There? Probably is?
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if they gave him his own They gave
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  Speaker 3: him his own because he's He's mentioned so frequently, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: And then Biden they have to spell out gorillas are this?
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  Speaker 3: Which I liked? Did you oh so because you have
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  Speaker 3: a bit about a bit about the grill? I was
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  Speaker 3: going to say, how the fuck do you know that
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  Speaker 3: they did the grilla? Did it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: That's hilarious. Were people laughing like with that? Like when
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  Speaker 9: they did that? Did everyone laugh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah? I did? Well Yeah, but dude, the the
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  Speaker 3: three girls come into the green room and they're there
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  Speaker 3: with their like graduating class teacher, another beautiful woman. And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, and they're all dressed. Are you hand
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  Speaker 3: me that bag real quick? They're all dressed in black. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And when I was on stage, I said, do you
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  Speaker 3: guys dress in black so as to keep a lower
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  Speaker 3: profile and not distract too much from the show, you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: subtext hint, hint, Why are you if you're all dressed
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  Speaker 3: in black and you're trying to keep a lower profile,
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  Speaker 3: why are you standing front and center? Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Age, have you ever seen it, like when like walk
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  Speaker 9: a Flock of Flame had the sign language interpreter. It's
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  Speaker 9: usually I think it's at like festivals.
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  Speaker 3: That they do that.
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  Speaker 9: But those are the pros. Yeah, but they're not even
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  Speaker 9: close to the center of the stage. They're like on
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  Speaker 9: their own platform, like off of the stage to the side.
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  Speaker 3: One time I opened for Pat McAfee at Purdue University
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  Speaker 3: for six thousand people and it was such a large
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  Speaker 3: audience that he had a sign language.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, is it pretty common for theaters. I just saw
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  Speaker 9: Matt Rife posted a clip with the sign language.
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  Speaker 3: I think. I think that's when we'll know we've made
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  Speaker 3: it if you have a sign language, because when the
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  Speaker 3: venue just automatically a points.
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  Speaker 9: And they're like, there has to be at least one
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  Speaker 9: in the.
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  Speaker 3: Interpreter, yeah, for the for the handful of Okay, So
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  Speaker 3: the point is to wrap this up, I said, you
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  Speaker 3: have to wear black to keep a lower profile. I
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  Speaker 3: feel like you guys shouldn't be keeping a lower profile.
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  Speaker 3: We should be championing you. This is really cool. Don't
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  Speaker 3: feel like you need to Lilo. I was. I was
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  Speaker 3: being a little sarcastic. Yeah, and they said, no, we
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  Speaker 3: have to wear black so that it provides a better
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  Speaker 3: contrast for the skin tone, so that you can see
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  Speaker 3: the facial gestures more set off by the black clothing.
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  Speaker 3: I guess that makes sense, which basically means there's a
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  Speaker 3: whole science to this shit. Yeah, and the whole fucking
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  Speaker 3: job of being a sign language interpreter is not available
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  Speaker 3: to black people. Wow, are you serious? No, No, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not serious, you goof That would be crazy, That would
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  Speaker 3: be insane. I mean it would kind of make sense.
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  Speaker 3: You would just wear white shirts. I assume lifeguards. It
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  Speaker 3: seems like a question I'm not going to ask. Jab
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  Speaker 3: oh Man. Welcome to Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Check this out. We got a little fucking did you
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  Speaker 3: hear that? No, because you don't you even give me
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  Speaker 3: a headphones because you don't get headphones. That was the
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's pretty good, I know, right, Yeah, that's great.
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  Speaker 3: We got a bunch all right. One last thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they they they all would swap in. I guess that's
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  Speaker 3: the whole story. I don't need to talk about this anymore, no,
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  Speaker 3: but it is a hilarious thing that happened.
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  Speaker 9: I remember you texted me like ten minutes before going
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  Speaker 9: on stage and you were like, you'll never believe what's.
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  Speaker 3: Happening right now. Just insanity.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, that would that would fucking throw me on.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a stunning, like highly theatrical and demonstrative
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  Speaker 3: person acting out your act in real time four feet
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  Speaker 3: from you on a stage? Yeah, what person in their
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  Speaker 3: right mind in that audience is paying any attention to me?
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  Speaker 3: I'd be looking at the sign language.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean you'd be looking at them the entire time.
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  Speaker 9: So you've never seen it like when rap, when rappers
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  Speaker 9: have the time language interpreter. If you think what you
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  Speaker 9: saw was crazy, you gotta see this. It is fucking nuts.
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  Speaker 3: I think I've seen some tiktoks.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, like walk a flock of flame will have one
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  Speaker 9: of his and it's like they're they're just straight up dancing.
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  Speaker 9: They're not even just doing simon cool. They're like, get
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  Speaker 9: they're getting down, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently, the facial expressions are a huge part of conveying tone, inflection, vibe,
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  Speaker 3: which I was happy to hear. Yeah, because I felt
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  Speaker 3: very self conscious as soon as I learned of.
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  Speaker 9: This, because they're just gonna be hearing your jokes like
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  Speaker 9: with no.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, man, I don't feel like I've written
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  Speaker 3: my jokes tightly enough. That's someone who is simply transcribing
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  Speaker 3: them out with their hands and their face, Like, is
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  Speaker 3: gonna that? And then I kept looking at the deaf
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  Speaker 3: group to be like, are they laughing? But a lot
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  Speaker 3: of them were wearing masks. Oh dude, I was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: they're not telling I tell them to pick one thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's two things. That's crazy. You can't be deaf and
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  Speaker 3: wear a mask.
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  Speaker 3: Now, another thing I learned after the show, because I
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: said this all to the whole audience, I was, yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: there's twenty five. Apparently there were only like five actually
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: deaf people in the group. Some of them were just
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: hard of hearing. No, the other twenty were students, so
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: it was all part of the group. And then the
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: three girls that had been selected to be the sign
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: language interpreters were doing this was like their senior project.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: They had to go out into the field and do
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: a demonstration, a live thing, and they had selected my show,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: and they were like, were they like fans? No, now
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: they just picked a random and they made a point
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: to say that they were like, we selected you, we
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: didn't know who you were. And I was like, well,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: why don't you fucking get the fuck out of here?
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: That's crazy. That imagine like who would be the worst
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: person for them to pick? And they show up and
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: just like, oh.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: They they were very complimentary to me because I speak slowly,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: which they said helps them a lot. Yeah, because conveying
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: comedy typically is very hard because it's so fast and
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: people speak, you know, they mutter, they swallow their words.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: So I think, I mean, you know, I would say
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: that these signers were lucky to have me. Yeah, probably
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: you're welcome. I speak slowly, I very articulate. They could
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: have gotten a lot worse. Yeah, who in your mind?
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Who's who's coming to your mind? That would have been harder.
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: I'm just saying, like David Tail's pretty fast. Yeah, Brian
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: Holtzman would be hilarious. That would be so funny. Have
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: you ever seen him live? Oh dude, he fucking just
• 19:45
  Speaker 9: screams the entire time. He just yells the whole time.
• 19:48
  Speaker 9: That would be so funny to see him with a
• 19:50
  Speaker 9: sign language interpreter.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: After the show, I met with the whole group, and
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: by now I was enchanted by them. Yeah, I was
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: excited a spell exactly. This was a cultural phenomenon I
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: might experience once in my life, and so I wanted
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: to start communicating with them, and I was they did.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: I did speak to one of the adults in their
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: group who was fully deaf, and so much so that
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: she doesn't even she doesn't even speak out loud. She's
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: just fully silently.
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: Guys speak out loud. It's a mess. They can't get
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: a single word out. It sounds like they're like really
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: banged up, is what it sounds like. I used to
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: do a bit about that.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I used to do a bit about how when my
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: about how when my stomach banged up. I used to
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: do a bit about when I would have diarrhea, how
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: my stomach would make a bunch of noises and it
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: would sound like a deaf person trying to form a sentence,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: and it'd just be like, oh no.
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: But I stopped doing it because it was poorly received.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Most times it is a funny joke. It is funny. Yeah.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: The point of this though, is that, well I forgot
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: you can't even make these jokes now. You're like, you're
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: like a deaf community here, an ambassador. I'm part of
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: the squad.
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: We're probably all over the deaf subreddit.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: By the way. The GM a deaf Deaf people for
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Francis Ellis, she was part of. She was in there
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: for the whole intro in the green room and she
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: and they were talking about how this is a big project.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: And then the GM was like, well, would you like
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: the tape of the show after to post on social media?
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: And they were like, oh, that would be great. And
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, hold on a second, Yeah, I
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: don't want my act interpreted out there.
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: Oh wait, the sign language interpreter was act.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: No was The GM just offered them the tape you
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: like posts on their you know, school's website. That's crazy
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: hour of comedy. You're just gonna fucking burn that as
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: a teaching tool. That's hilarious. No, well, on the bright side.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: And then I had to be like, I'm sorry, I'm
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: prepping for a special. Is there an each And they
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: were like, oh, oh, mister big special over here. This
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: isn't even fun. I don't even know if that's true,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Like ten years of work. Yes, they're like, we're just
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: gonna put this on our our fucking on our high
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: school's Vimeo account and it's gonna get thirty seven views.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: That would be so, that would be so funny if
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: they just leaked your whole hour. Great, great signing the
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: boy those jokes jokes need some work. The deaf community
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: just fucking hates you. Speaking of yeah, they probably love you.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: That adult, the one who was deaf, one of the
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: teachers at the school who's fully deaf, she started giving
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: me notes on I sat really swear to God, and
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: she was using one of the students to translate to me.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: What were the notes? She was like, I thought you
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: were good, but you can slow down even more. Oh
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: that's crazy, you can't. I I was like, I don't know.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think if you could hear
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: anything at all, nobody has ever told me to fucking
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: slow down.
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: That would be crazy. If you slowed down, you should
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: not slow down. It sound like you're fucking oding on
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: xen X.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: We weren't, do you think you're going to record a
• 23:41
  Speaker 9: special soon.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I'd like to. I got offered one of the Don't
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Tell sets. Oh really, me too, did you? Yeah? Amazing?
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna do it? I think?
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: But it's not for a while. When is it not
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: till like March or May or something.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: I got offered the March one, but I can't do that,
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: So I might go out to la in January to
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: do it. Oh, that'll be cool, but I don't know
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: like him. Yeah, but that'll be like fifteen minutes of
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: what I would put in the special.
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and it's tough because it's like your best fifteen minutes.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's worth it. Yeah. Anyway, point is that
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: was my weekend. Oh and then on the next night
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: they told me that Alex Edelman was gonna drop in.
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: Who's Alex Edelman? Is he related to Julian Edelman?
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I doubt it. It's a pretty common last name. What's
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: his what's his deal? Who is a good comic? Alex Edelman? Yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: he's done a lot. He's more of I guess you
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: would say he's huge in the alt scene. He's done
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: multiple cole Bear sets. He had a one man show
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: off Broadway that got promoted to Broadway. Oh shit, and
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: he ran that for weeks and weeks. That's cool. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: don't know if I know him. He's in New York
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Comic but he was doing the comics Come Home at
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: the Garden, Oh okay with Burr and he's from Boston,
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: he Davidson and all those guys. Yes, And he asked
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: if he could drop in to do a spot to
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: like work on his eight minute set. He asked the club,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: and the club told me that again five minutes before
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: the show, and I was like, oh, cool, Yeah, let's
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: just put up this like incredibly talented seasoned comic to
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: fucking bury me before I before Yeah, And then I
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: learned that he had just come from Nicky Glazer's show
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: at the Wilbur, where he had also done time. And
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, what do you need this? What more
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: are you going to gain for.
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: Going taking the steps down the ladder?
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Twelve hundred persons sold out show to my you know,
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: three hundred seat like hearing impaired, open caption accessible show.
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's pretty funny. Though he did the Garden than
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: the Wilbur And then.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: No, he did he did the Garden the next night,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: so he was using the Wilbur and my showed that
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: set garden set.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's crazy, that's good shit.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a fun weekend. And then the check bounced. Oof.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: And now I'm getting hit with fraud alerts and I
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: don't know if they're related, but some company called IDT
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Calling and Billing has been dinging my credit card for
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: eleven dollars and five dollars charges all fucking day, yesterday, today,
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: and the day before. That's annoying. What is that all about?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: No idea? Wait, so you didn't get paid. Well, I
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: got the check and it hasn't. The funds weren't that
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: it didn't clear. That sucks.
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: When I got paid there, they didn't. They they wrote
• 26:42
  Speaker 9: the check out to the wrong thing, and then they
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: were like, we're at it. We don't have any more checks.
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: So they're like, we're gonna have to send it to you.
• 26:47
  Speaker 9: We're gonna have to wire it, which then that takes
• 26:50
  Speaker 9: fucking six months.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Yep, but not thrilled.
• 26:54
  Speaker 9: Boston's always fun to get any lobster rules.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: I went to Neptune Oyster Company. Yeah that place is
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: a elite dude. Yeah, have you been there? Now? It's incredible.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I have been to most places. Oh you're from there,
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: you should go with your family. It's fucking yeah, maybe
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I will. Sounds awesome. I I I When I was there,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I got a big ass lobster role. And then I
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: went back and I fell asleep for like six hours.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Where'd you go to your get your obstur role? I
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: don't even remember, but it was fucking good. I went
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: with Derek and Mook. Uh huh you see do you
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: see Dave and Mouk interacting? Not really, I don't watch
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: anything out of the Chicago office. Out of Spike, Out
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: of Spike, dude.
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: People are fucking fired up. Oh shit, Tim Hitchings is
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: back in the chat. Come on, Tim's.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Always in here. I made it. We're trying to make him.
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: We're trying to make him the moderator of the chat
• 27:36
  Speaker 9: because we're trying to keep the chat very, very positive.
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: We don't want any nasty comments. Really, yeah, take your
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: take your nasty comments over to the act because I
• 27:44
  Speaker 9: know the YAC has a lot of nasty comments. They
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: used to try and hurt my feelings. M Luckily I
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: fucking barreled through that.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: But uh, you made it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: We're trying to make the uh this this chat the
• 27:54
  Speaker 9: most positive chat where just everyone's just bringing each other up.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I think Tim's mad because I made a stand about
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: TJ being part of our trivia team.
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: Oh see, I'm not up to date on any trivia drama.
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: I know there was like a bunch of drama yesterday.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: You haven't worked for barstool for.
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: Dude, this is fucking this is h Q four right here.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: You're you're on the cobra right now.
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: But no, I've never been into the trivia stuff because
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: I just know I'll be bad at it.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: It's fun, but you know whatever, there's so much Barstool drama.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: I got into it with Kirkmanahan and Jeff d Low
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: yesterday trying to just trying to Alex Cooper something, Alex
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Cooper king good. I riffed with her for a little bit. Really.
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: I saw her come over and say Hi, Francis, and
• 28:41
  Speaker 9: then she hug you and then you walked away.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well she was gonna sit down on the couch
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: and it was Barstool Radio and I think that the
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: it was Tommy Kevin and oh so you riffed off camera.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I came back because I had a whole bit that
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: I wanted to do with her. I had a sixty
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: minutes mockumentary interview thing I wanted to run with her,
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: and I had been told Erica had told me that
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: I should do it. She had told me to come
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: up with something. Yeah, and then Tommy got all excited
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: because he wanted to do his Forbes thirty under thirty
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: thing with her because she was on it this year, right,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I think last year. Yeah. And then and then Kevin
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: did something with her as well. So I didn't get
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: any get it a get out this time. No, didn't
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: get any piece of a coops. Everyone wants a slice,
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: everyone wants a little little toe cheese. What was she
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: doing in the office.
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: She's filming something, because I saw that she had that
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: big ass camera crew with her she did.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: I think she's doing a documentary which will probably get
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: sold to Netflix for four billion dollars. Did I also
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: playing in theater at MSG and I think she sold
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: out a couple of those she was at.
• 29:47
  Speaker 9: I saw her and Hannah Burner did something together and
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: Big Gas Theater.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, they co headlined something.
• 29:52
  Speaker 9: Though I don't know if they co headliner, if Hannah
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: Burner was just a guest on it, Hannah Burns. That's crazy, dude.
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: Everyone's doing theaters and arenas. Now me, I'm a man
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: of the people. I like to stick to fifty percent
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: capacity clubs.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you start doing that, when you start doing theaters,
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: it just gets so hard to take pictures with everyone.
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: Well, exactly, I don't. I don't do theaters because it's
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: just like a pain in the ass. You gotta high security.
• 30:14
  Speaker 9: I don't want to deal with all that shit out.
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: I said, here's an idea. Let me do five shows
• 30:17
  Speaker 9: in Saint Louis next week and all of them will
• 30:19
  Speaker 9: have twenty people there.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, smart, stick to your roots. I would way
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: rather do fourteen club shows than one theater show. That's
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: just who I am.
• 30:30
  Speaker 9: Oh Man, how nice would it be to pull up
• 30:31
  Speaker 9: to a we kind of just do one show and
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: then you go home.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Speak speak the truth, brother, Yeah, speak the truth. One
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: day we'll get there, we'll get there, we'll get their dog.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: This will fucking take off, and then we'll get there.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: We'll be doing live so of a boy Dad in
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: fucking MSG. That would be that would be fun. Imagine
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: we'd probably need to work out, we'd have to work
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: out a show a little bit.
• 31:01
  Speaker 9: Imagine that were just just sitting down in at like
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: the center stage of MYSELFE.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: What's up, guys? What's up? Dude? How's your weekend? Yeah?
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: You're in Boston? Right? Yeah? You guys know where'd you
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: get your lobster? I have no idea. Hey, here's something
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: we were thinking about at the office. Yeah, let's talk
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: about the word. And I mean this, I'm going to
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: say the word so I don't want people to freak out.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Is it retard? Yes? I want to talk about that word.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: So the word retard. Some they were we were talking
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: at the office off camera about how people were saying
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: is that word somehow becoming more acceptable to say? And
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know that it is. I don't know that
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: it is. And I started thinking about it, and I
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: thought of all the slurs. The word retard is actually
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: the and I probably feel in some ways I feel
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: the worst about in terms of its application to should
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: we cut this No, but let me I can think
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: of one heart. Obviously there are ones that are worse,
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: of course, but here's my got to clip this out
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: right here. Let me when we finish the thought, uh,
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: the other bad slurs the N word, the F word
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: for gay culture have been grasped by their own cultures
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: and made, in some way a shield behind which we
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: can use. But do gay dude say the lot? They
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: don't hear. The tail says it on the stage all
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: the time, Joey Kamasta says it. All that's true, and
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: it's you say it constantly. I sure don't, I sure don't.
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: All right, So you think so, you think because the
• 32:57
  Speaker 9: retards don't know that, because.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: They don't call each other affectionately. What's up my reed?
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: What's up ree? Any where? Are my rees? At? Like
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: they're not. They're not saying that.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: What's going on there?
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Pal? We saw you in the hockey game?
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: Mark?
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Do I know you?
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Guys? I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Pink Whitney.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: See it fellas I invented the thing.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: You pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments. They haven't taken it,
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: which must mean that it really offends them. You don't
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: see the opening ceremony of the Special Olympics. Some guy
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: out there and be like, where am I put your
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: hands up? Breese in the house you don't see it,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: it doesn't happen. Oh man, Yeah, you're right, that's true.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: And so that's true.
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: But wasn't ever a word that was I'm genuinely asking.
• 33:53
  Speaker 9: I don't know was ever a word that was used
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: to put down special needs people?
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: The other fortunately it was it was a legitimate like
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: medical time. Yeah, that was the medical turn for a
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: long time, and then was not you know, I think
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: it was not considered unacceptable, and then it proliferated and
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: became a synonym for stupid, and then it became denigrating
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: to people of special needs and.
• 34:20
  Speaker 9: So yeah, but I don't know when it was ever, Like,
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: I don't remember ever saying it, because I remember we
• 34:24
  Speaker 9: used to say, like I mean, everyone still does, even
• 34:27
  Speaker 9: if they pretend they don't, but I remember, like they
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: got I don't know, I've never like I never said that.
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: I've never said retard when I'm looking at a special
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: needs person, Like that's crazy.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that people say that by autistic gay Like
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I don't mean gay to mean man on man, I
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: mean it to mean stupid, And yeah, like, well is
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: that better? Yes? Why why would you why would you
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: say that equating someone's sexual preference to stupidity. I don't know.
• 34:56
  Speaker 9: I just remember when gay got phased out, and that.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Was like something I was bad gay.
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: It was in between eighth grade and ninth grade for maybe, so.
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: I remember in eighth grade you'd ever, you'd just say it,
• 35:04
  Speaker 9: everything was gay. Yeah, and then ninth grade it was
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: like you don't know how to say that, right, and
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: then everyone was like, okay, we'll stop saying it.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Well, I don't know, but the but my look,
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: if if people of special needs appropriated the word for themselves, yeah,
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I think everyone would loosen up a little bit. Maybe. No,
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I think once they take ownership of it, that's when
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: it's totally over. Really yeah, one, oh you might be
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: right about that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's when I'm like, oh shit, only they can
• 35:37
  Speaker 9: say it.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there'd still be some. But I have attention
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: deficit disorder. So I'm claim it. I'm claiming it, right.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know that that's I'm claiming it. I think
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: that's too distant of a cousin. Yeah, probably, I don't
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: think they're probably right enough of a wound. Is autism
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: close enough they might they might get a steak in it.
• 35:58
  Speaker 9: I don't think they get a steak. I think we
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: all know who gets a stake. You want to down
• 36:04
  Speaker 9: syndrome people. Yeah, yeah, I think that's the flag bearer. Yeah.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Oh man, that was super funny that that killed me?
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: Is that?
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: What were you saying that in the office? And I
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: thought about that on the way here. I left the
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: conversation and then biked here, and I was like, I wonder, oh,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: has anyone made this point.
• 36:25
  Speaker 9: I feel like I've heard this conversation a lot in
• 36:27
  Speaker 9: the office.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got some really feeble minded people there. Yeah.
• 36:33
  Speaker 9: Well, I mean ninety percent of the people in the
• 36:35
  Speaker 9: office would be allowed to say it if the special
• 36:37
  Speaker 9: needs community claimed it.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: There should be a test, Yeah, there should be, you know,
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: a written test. If you score low enough, you have
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: access to the word. Yeah. Okay, how are you? What's
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: going on with your life?
• 36:53
  Speaker 9: I'm good, dude. I'm just fucking hanging out. I've been
• 36:55
  Speaker 9: back on Fortnite Grind heavily. Uh mooke, got me back
• 36:58
  Speaker 9: in it. Got two wins yesterday, no wins today, but
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna play for an hour today.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Right are you're talking about You're battling one hundred and
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: twenty other guys and you win the whole thing. Yeah,
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: that's a you win that.
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but it's when you when I first got when
• 37:11
  Speaker 9: you when you don't play for a while, you get
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: put in these like super low level lobbies. And I'm
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: such a fucking great video game player that I easily
• 37:17
  Speaker 9: like we won our first game on no problem.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, because you're now you've been relegated.
• 37:23
  Speaker 9: We've been brought in down a level, but we still
• 37:24
  Speaker 9: are that good.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: I said relegated. You said Broughton down a level. Yes, exactly.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: It's not a word.
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: So you have been playing a lot of video games, dud.
• 37:33
  Speaker 9: I've been on like a health kick as of today,
• 37:35
  Speaker 9: come on or yesterday too. Well, so this is actually
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: funny Janks, you know Jenks only just from the social media.
• 37:43
  Speaker 9: Sure Janks posted, uh so, Frank the tank is losing
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: weight and he looks good. He's lost like a lot
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: of weight, and they posted like his his plan to
• 37:51
  Speaker 9: lose weight, and it was like we're hitting ten thousand
• 37:53
  Speaker 9: steps every day for the last like month straight, and
• 37:56
  Speaker 9: I was like that was like, I was like, dude,
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: I don't even get close to ten thousands steps a day.
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: And I was like, I can't let Frank be getting
• 38:02
  Speaker 9: more steps a day than me. So the last two days,
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: I've gotten ten thousand steps. They say that's the goal, right,
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: You're supposed to get ten thousand a day. That's like
• 38:10
  Speaker 9: the ideal number.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 38:12
  Speaker 9: I think it's like if you're overweight and you get
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: ten thousand steps a day, you lose a pound a week.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Something like that. I don't know, but I got my
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: fucking fitbit back on. I feel like I could counter
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: the ten thousand steps by eating enough.
• 38:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know, but I think it's just like
• 38:25
  Speaker 9: it's good to be moving around. So I woke up today,
• 38:28
  Speaker 9: How often did a little hour stroll?
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Here's what out of water? Got some coffee. That's good
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: to get a panic attack from the coffee almost? How
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: often do you not leave your apartment for a full day?
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: So Sundays, I'll usually never leave my apartment. We call
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: that occupying. I call that occupying.
• 38:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so I didn't leave, but I don't like, I
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: don't think I left my apartment Sunday or Monday because
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: Monday Brown came over to film and I woke up
• 38:56
  Speaker 9: kind of late because I was flying and I busy
• 38:59
  Speaker 9: as weekend. So I slept in, woke up late, Roan
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: came over, we filmed. By the time we were done filming,
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: it was dark out, and then I just sat here
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: and fucking watched TV.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Nice. That's a good day.
• 39:08
  Speaker 9: But I didn't leave my apartment on Sunday, or I
• 39:09
  Speaker 9: guess I did, because I didn't get back until like
• 39:11
  Speaker 9: six pm.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: But it's not fun.
• 39:12
  Speaker 9: It's not a good feeling when you walk outside and
• 39:14
  Speaker 9: you're like, oh shit, this is my first time seeing
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: the sun in yeah, forty eight hours, that's dark.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:18
  Speaker 9: But I've had some weekends, not really anymore because I'm
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: doing shows every weekend, but like, I've had some weekends
• 39:24
  Speaker 9: where I don't leave the apartment for seventy two hours,
• 39:27
  Speaker 9: and then Monday I'll go to work and I'll be like, oh,
• 39:29
  Speaker 9: you feel like shit when that happens.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, no offense. But it's not exactly like
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: a nice apartment.
• 39:36
  Speaker 9: Well it is a very nice apartment. It's just there's
• 39:38
  Speaker 9: no decor or anything.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: It feels like a place that you would hide someone.
• 39:44
  Speaker 9: Dude, if you think this is a bad apartment, you
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: have you you've never seen it.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: I'm being an asshole. I lived in a smaller apartment
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: than this.
• 39:52
  Speaker 9: Oh man, my last apartment was half the size of this. Really,
• 39:55
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, and this was and I lived in it.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: With three dudes. Where's your bedroom down there? There? Can
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: I tell this guy to stop drilling? What is he doing?
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Can they? Have you been able to hear that the
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: whole time? Can they hear that? Yeah?
• 40:06
  Speaker 9: Definitely not? You sure about They can only hear us
• 40:08
  Speaker 9: talking into here?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Are you sure about that? All right? Fine? Yeah, we're good.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: That's don't worry about him.
• 40:14
  Speaker 9: It's this fucking dude across the street who keeps bringing
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: out the leaf blower and there's never leaves, but every
• 40:18
  Speaker 9: single day for hours, he's just blowing shit around. That's
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: gotta be like a good cool down, though, if you're like,
• 40:23
  Speaker 9: if you're like got a lot of energy, you just
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: go outside and just start blowing shit around.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Why would that be a cool down, because it's probably
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: like relieve stress. It's fun.
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: If you ever used a leaf blower, it's fun as hell.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: I find it satisfying.
• 40:34
  Speaker 9: It's very satisfying, and I like it's like using a
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: power washer.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I like chores where you can see the progress of
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: your work.
• 40:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, what was never as satisfying as I
• 40:43
  Speaker 9: expected it to be.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Was a snowblower. Why not you ever use a snowblower? No,
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: we gotta walk.
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: We shoveled forever, and then we got a snowblower and
• 40:52
  Speaker 9: we used it like twice and we're like back to shoveling.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Why it didn't work that well?
• 40:56
  Speaker 9: It doesn't work that well. And it's like picking up
• 40:58
  Speaker 9: rocks and like shooting them at the house. We like
• 41:01
  Speaker 9: broke one of the windows in our house as a
• 41:03
  Speaker 9: rock just came at it like going ninety miles per hour.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: But you can get a higher end snowblower that sifts
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: through snow and rock and discards the rocks and only
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: blows the snow. Yeah, we didn't do that, you guys.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Sounds like you got a cheap one. We did.
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: There's a hand. It was a push one too quick.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: I think. Are they all push Yeah, I'd imagine there's
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: a sit down. No, there's no. I'd imagine there's like
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: a John.
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: Deere riding snow blow There's gotta be like John Deere's
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: got to have like an attachment for that.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Johnny d does. We had a John Deere. We
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: had a full John Deere one that you could. We
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: had a bucket in the front and then a plow
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: in the back. We had one for a while. We
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: had to plow our own driveway because it was like
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: the driveway we were in the were so deep in
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: the woods. Yeah. The guy who the town wouldn't plow
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: our driveway.
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we always had. One of my sisters had a
• 41:48
  Speaker 9: friend whose dad would come and do.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: It a lot. That's nice. Yeah, but dude, shoveling. Tommy
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Smokes was saying today on the bracket that Tommy's probably
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: never had to shovel a driveway. He and his would
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: go around on snow days and they would get fifteen
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: bucks an hour, and he was like, and I hated it.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: It wasn't wasn't worth it. I was like, dude, what.
• 42:09
  Speaker 9: I feel like it's the standard. It's like twenty bucks
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: a driveway.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, I feel like I got paid three dollars.
• 42:16
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, but you're also way older than Tommy inflation brother.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I think before the game versus rich Long Island, but
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: he's he even he is not even from Long Island.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: He is thought he was from like Brooklyn. No, No,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: I think he's from Long Island. Oh.
• 42:30
  Speaker 9: I always thought that Tommy lirew up a like in
• 42:31
  Speaker 9: the city.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: He went to Fordham. That's probably why that's in the Bronx, right,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: it's in the Bronx.
• 42:37
  Speaker 9: But even I guess Long Island, but Long Island they
• 42:39
  Speaker 9: don't even have, Like I guess there are places in
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: Long Island where it's fucking big ass houses.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: But I feel like, oh, yeah, majority.
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: Of Long Island is like small driveways.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, bro Long Island is wealth.
• 42:49
  Speaker 9: Well, I know it's rich, but I don't know. I've
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: been to Long Island a bunch. What part I don't know,
• 42:54
  Speaker 9: not that far out from the city. Yeah, you ever
• 42:56
  Speaker 9: go to that north shore when I went, when I
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: went where Frankie and like stew and all.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Of them live. Yeah, that's pretty nice. That's pretty nice.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: But the north part is the Gold Coast, the Gold
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: that's where Wolf of wall Street lived. Remember that house
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: that he flies the helicopter home. Yeah, that's on the
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: north shore, I think. And it's also where The Great
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Gatsby was set. Really Yeah, East Egg I think is
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: a fictional town, but it may not actually be, But
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: it's based on a town out there on the north
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: shore looking across the Long Island sound.
• 43:28
  Speaker 9: That's interesting. Did you ever read the book? I read
• 43:30
  Speaker 9: it a couple of times. Did you watch the movie?
• 43:32
  Speaker 9: What do you think about the movie?
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: The one with Leo? I thought it was good.
• 43:36
  Speaker 10: Mid?
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Why ask you're gonna because I want to know my opinion?
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: He said it was good. I said it was Mid.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: I was just saying good because I thought you liked it.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: I wanted you to not feel you think it's Mid too.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: I didn't think it was great. It's luhman. I like
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: that guy. Yeah, he does all this colorful, whimsical shit.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: He did Mulan Rouge I think, which I actually really
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: liked Mulan Yeah Rouge, that's it. Fuck, Yeah, this is
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: going great. This is one of our best ones. You think. Yeah, man,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: we got to going today.
• 44:08
  Speaker 9: That that U special Olympics or ar slur bit that
• 44:12
  Speaker 9: you had it was very, very funny.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that I have to do that on stage.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: We'll see, we'll see. Well, so you got your big
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: show tonight, you got your New York Comedy Festival show tonight.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:24
  Speaker 9: I'm not really that like fucking I feel like people
• 44:27
  Speaker 9: people are like hyping this up to me It's like, dude,
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: I'm just doing a spot, Like I'm gonna do like
• 44:32
  Speaker 9: a fifteen to twenty minute set.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: What do you mean people are hyping it up to you?
• 44:35
  Speaker 9: Who's like people like I had my show yesterday at
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: the bar show and everyone's like, dude, good luck tomorrow,
• 44:39
  Speaker 9: Like you're killing it.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, I'm not.
• 44:41
  Speaker 9: It's a show, yeah right right. It's not like I'm
• 44:44
  Speaker 9: doing fucking MSG no no, no, no, but yeah, it
• 44:49
  Speaker 9: should be a good time. I'm excited, excited to see
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: U seem seem my pals who you got on the show.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: No spoilers, brother, fine, I love to wait and see
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: keep it close the tits.
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: Nobody just me. Imagine if I just went up there
• 45:03
  Speaker 9: for an hour and a half. I was a palestyle.
• 45:06
  Speaker 9: I was doing long sets in Boston. I did two
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: that were an hour and fifteen. Dude, I had a
• 45:11
  Speaker 9: fucking uh that's a marathon. When I was in Raleigh,
• 45:14
  Speaker 9: I had to get off and like I like got
• 45:16
  Speaker 9: the notification on my phone. It was like Uber's here,
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: It'll wait for five minutes, and I did like two
• 45:20
  Speaker 9: minutes more material, got out, went straight to the Uber.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I had to go to the airport go home. What Yeah,
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: it was crazy. What are you talking about? It was
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: a fucking rush. What are you talking about? Like, I
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: was a hustler. You had called an uber during your show.
• 45:33
  Speaker 9: I had to schedule an uber to pick me up
• 45:35
  Speaker 9: so I could go to the airport and like, as
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: soon as I got off stage, I had to grab
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: my bag and rush out to the uber.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: You had a super late flight. Yeah, what time? Well? No,
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: I only did one show on Saturday or on Friday.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: On Oh you did one show in Raleigh on Friday, Yeah,
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: at good nights. Yes, how was that? People wrote that
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: so fun? Did you sell it out? Yeah?
• 45:55
  Speaker 9: I sold out the second one. I don't think I
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: saw out the first one. Oh you had two shows?
• 45:58
  Speaker 9: I had one on Friday, one on or one on Thursday.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: One on Friday.
• 46:01
  Speaker 9: I was supposed to do a full weekend, but I
• 46:02
  Speaker 9: had to go home for his funeral, so everything got
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: like moved around your grandfather.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so sorry about that. No, it's okay. How
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: are you doing good? I'm not being weird. You are
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: being weird. I'm not being sincere. That's a normal question
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: to ask if someone close to you has passed away. Yeah,
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: how are you doing? I'm doing good. You started laughing. Yeah,
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: because it's.
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: Uncomfortable and you're staring right through my soul.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: I feel for you to worry about you checking on you.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: I'm doing good. I yes, do not want to talk
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: about it on the podcast. It's not at all. It's
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: important to share though it's not. I don't think it is.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: I would share outside of the podcast. I just don't
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: want to talking about it. We'll move on. I'm not
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: gonna make you squirm. Oh, speaking of I got a
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: tooth cleaning today at the dentist. Yeah, I gotta go
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: to the dentist and they ask me, They go, do
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: you want George? And I said, who's George? And George
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: will give you a foot massage while they're.
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: Cleaning your teeth that you're say, yeah, dollar an hour, dude,
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: what dentist are you going to shine all the George
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: will jerk you off, George will suck you off while
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: looking at your teeth.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: I mean it was, I was getting it good at
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: both ends. You got it. You got to pay.
• 47:19
  Speaker 9: They made you pay a dollar fifty an hour.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: A dollar an hour. That's a fifteen minute foot massage
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: for twenty because I tipped him five. Dude. That's insane. Bro,
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I'm getting my teeth. How is he doing? Both gums
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: are bleeding? How is he doing both? Sitting me up
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: to swirl and spit and I'm watching chunks of my
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: own mouth fall into the cell groast. But meanwhile, all
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: that hack and in sawing is bothering me way less
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: because my tooties are getting tussed.
• 47:47
  Speaker 9: I think you got like molested, Yeah, you got.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: He stayed in the right zone.
• 47:52
  Speaker 9: So did they keep George in like a cage and they're.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Like, bring out George. He's on hand. He's on hand,
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: and I don't think he gets a lot of work.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: I don't think he does either. I've been going to
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: this dentist for years. They've also been it every time,
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: and every time I have turned it down. Yeah, I've
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: been fucking weirding out. That is so weird. Finally today
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: I said, you know what, bring out give George, Give
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: me George. I'm curious.
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: So is Georgia like a licensed dentist.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: No, he's not a dentist.
• 48:22
  Speaker 9: So George just he like he came up that that
• 48:24
  Speaker 9: feels like a shark tank idea gone wrong.
• 48:27
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• 48:42
  Speaker 3: And he was like, And then I asked the tooth hygennis.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: I said, I don't know if that's what they're called.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: I said, do people get George a lot? And she goes, oh,
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: he does really.
• 48:53
  Speaker 9: Well, really for a dollar an hour, dude, George has
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: to up that rate. If someone's gonna get the foot massage,
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: make it two dollars or now, so he could up
• 49:00
  Speaker 9: that one hundred percent.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Still not blink. That might have priced me out, you think.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: I would say it was the price that made me Finally.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: So he's not even that good with his hands. He's
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: pretty darn good, I thought, I thought, b plus, So
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: let me get this straight. So you are getting your
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: teeth cleaned or they're doing the typical dentist and he
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: insists on taking your shoes and socks off for you. Yeah, dude,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: he's a pervert. No, Jerry, No, he stayed in the
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: right spots. He wasn't doing anything weird, man, it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 9: Was I know, I don't. I don't think he was.
• 49:28
  Speaker 9: But I'm just trying to get Yeah, I'm sure, I'm
• 49:30
  Speaker 9: just trying to get the right idea. So George was
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: not your dentist. No, okay, So there's your dentist is working,
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: and then George's at the other end of the table
• 49:38
  Speaker 9: and he's.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Down at the feet and she's up at my face. Dude,
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: this might be the first time that's ever happened. No,
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: that's not true. I think this was.
• 49:45
  Speaker 9: George's like big break, no way, Jose. It sounds like
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: they had him in like the box in fucking pulp
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: fiction where they bring out the gimp and they're like,
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: bring out George, and George crawls out from a fucking.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you a box. George was oh surehanded that
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: if my dentist had passed out, I would have let
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: him take over the mouth. That's how good he was
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: massage those gums. Yeah, he knew what he was doing.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. He knew his way around some metatarsals. That's honestly,
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: not a bad idea though, they should start. They should
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: make that come around. Look who's oh that's crazy. You
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: were getting molested?
• 50:20
  Speaker 9: Oh you were, You were definitely getting molested. I honestly
• 50:22
  Speaker 9: think take it to the next level. Be like, here's
• 50:25
  Speaker 9: an idea for two dollars, George will jerk you off.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: I actually think the penis is too close to the
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: mouth and it would interfere with the cleaning.
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: It would probably be bopping your head around it.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: That's it. Yeah, And I already I thought, man, George
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: is really getting into my sort of my fasci itis.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Was he going did he ever go past the foot?
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: He gets? No, no, no, no. He rolled my pants
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: and he tried to roll them up over my calf
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: But my calves are so thunderous. And I was wearing
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: some skinnier pants today, which you can see. He couldn't
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: even get. He couldn't do You want to try try
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: to get my pains over my calfs? You can't do it?
• 51:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you really can. So he must have been pissed
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: about that. He's feel lucky. Did bring the scissors out?
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: I was almost I thought he was gonna ask a
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: tool from the Dennis Funny. Would that be your fants off.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: He's get these things the jaws of life.
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: Like when the fucking soldier gets shot, they gotta put
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: the fucking tourniquet on.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he no, he rolled it in and then
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: he kind of went from calf, like lower calf, down
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: through the foot and there was a time when he
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: was probably itching to get his paws on those thighs.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: I thought so, I thought so. Maybe, No, he was
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: a proof. He's charging one dollar an hour.
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: You could easily be like, George, after this is done,
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: fifty bucks, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass, and
• 51:41
  Speaker 9: he'd be like, dude.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: That's fifty hours of work for the George. I know, dude,
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: that's fifty hours of That is no thing he would do.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: The translation of that hundred percent year. I was him
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: way off one hundred. That's like a fucking week of
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: work for George. One hundred. No, that's just that's just
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: five massages. You said it was one dollar an hour. Yeah,
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: and I did a twenty minute massage. I did a
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: fifteen and I tipped him five because he did say
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: it's one dollar an hour. A fifteen minute massage would
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: be like fifteen, or would be like less than fifteen cents.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Oh it was sorry, not one dollar an hour, a
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: dollar a minute. Oh okay, so this is where this
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: is where, Yeah, this makes more forgive me dollar a minute.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: I thought you this guy was working like slave wage
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: a dollar an hour. That's why I was saying that
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: they probably bring him out of a box. Yeah, should
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: have cleared that cleared a while ago. Dollar.
• 52:40
  Speaker 9: That's how I said, if you, if you said, can you,
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: I'll fuck you in the ass for fifty dollars, he
• 52:45
  Speaker 9: would be like one hundred percent.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: That's what you Those are rates you hear about when
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: it's like you're talking about countries like Burma and places
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: you've never even heard of, or the dollar an hour
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: for this quarter you could feed a family. Yeah, okay,
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: that makes me feel a lot better. Year, dollar a minute,
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: dollar a minute. Okay, that's better. It's a pretty good rate.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's not a bad rate. No, it's not
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: a bad Okay.
• 53:07
  Speaker 9: So see now I understand why you said two would
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: be kind of making you think twice about it.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Give me, I got a little. I was so focused
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: on dude, you said a dollar an hour like I
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: took time, and because I was so stuck on it,
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: and I kept on being like a dollar an hour,
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: that's okay, that makes more sense. Dollar a minute, it's
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: a lot more standard price. I've never gotten a massage,
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: not one time ever in my life. I didn't growing
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: up a heating pad a couple of times. Those are nice,
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Those are very fun. Those are nice. I got, uh
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: we growing up. I was told it was the most
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: sort of lavish expense. Our family shunned the film. Well,
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: some people ball out on them, no I know, but
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: like even even crappy ones, it was like, we're not
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: doing that, We're not doing there. It's what a waste
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: of time. I just take a fucking shower. Then you
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: get to a point in your life where you're like, well,
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: wait a second. I spent ninety eight dollars on fucking
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: shots last night, Like redheaded slut stepchild shots at some
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: shitty tavern in Rochester. What is a redhead sludy shot.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: It's some kind of a shot, redheaded stepchild or something.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Those are shots. Oh, I've never heard of that. You know,
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: it's some goofy bullshit. It's yeah, yeah, tons of sugar
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: and it doesn't taste like anything. So you get a
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: bunch of those, and then you're like, well, for that
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: same price I could have I could have been lying
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: down for an hour with a professional massuse. Yeah, kneading
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: out kinks in my neck. That would have been money
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: better spent. Probably. Yeah.
• 54:40
  Speaker 9: Maybe when I get to like the maybe when I
• 54:42
  Speaker 9: get to my thirties, I'll start getting fucking strung out
• 54:47
  Speaker 9: or not strung out.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: What do you think is going to happen between now
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: and your thirtieth birthday.
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: I'm sure my my muscles will tighten up. I won't
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: be as young, and.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: That's not really what I mean. I mean more broadly,
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Oh geez, I have no idea. Sometimes I worry you're
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: growing up way too quickly. I don't think so. You're
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: one of the most mature people I've ever met, and
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: that worries me. I want you to be I want
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: you to be young. Brother. I am young, but you're not.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: You don't act it, dude. That's why you're able to
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: hang out with all these older people and not have
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: it be weird. I don't know. I don't know which
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: woman to do well. I want you to hold on
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: to your youth a little bit.
• 55:23
  Speaker 9: I think I am just play video games for an hour,
• 55:26
  Speaker 9: probably gonna play another four hours.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Let's go out and do some Let's go out and
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: do some stupid shit. Let's go vandalize some shit. Let's
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: go dump some trash cans, over break some bottles, make
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: some wolf sounds. I know, just a night of us
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: terrorizing the town. It's a bumber that you can't do
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: the show. I was looking forward to hanging. It's gonna
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: be a good hang tonight, legendary hang. Let me see
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: if I can. No, you do not have to do that.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I'm fucking with you. It would have been fun.
• 55:55
  Speaker 9: Like it's four pm. We could just head straight to
• 55:57
  Speaker 9: societies right after this. Fuck me play some pool. You
• 56:01
  Speaker 9: have a couple in bud lattes. You're singing the right songs. Brother,
• 56:07
  Speaker 9: I got three bud lattes in the fridge right now
• 56:08
  Speaker 9: waiting for us.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Shoot crack one. We killing you want. That's gonna make
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: people judge us, considering it's uh no, we used to
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: drink on the act all the time. Trans potion No,
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: oh yeah.
• 56:19
  Speaker 9: One hundred percent. We might lose some viewers, but you
• 56:21
  Speaker 9: know what, we'll probably gain some viewers to the trans community.
• 56:24
  Speaker 9: I've already won over the definitely get us. You you
• 56:27
  Speaker 9: you stay and talk.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll gotcha. I'll hold it. My fridge smells bad.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: This is something I've struggled with and I'm gonna do
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: a bit right now, go for it. So you know
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: the whole gender movement that's happening right now, right you guys.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: You know, on one hand is is some people say
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: it's binary men and women, and then other people say
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: it's it's a more fluid concept. You've got a spectrum,
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: and the war is being waged on two sides, one
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: by bud Light on the far left, the woke, bullshit
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: left bud Light, they're pushing forward the trans ideology. And
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: then on the other side you have a hero in
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: the author of Harry Potter, JK. Rowling. And if you
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: had told me ten years ago that the war on
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: gender would be waged between bud Light and the author
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: of Harry Potter, I would have said, that's there's no
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: chance that's true. But it's not really the same podcast
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: without Little Sasquatch, is it now? I feel like I'm
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: kind of going crazy, But that's okay. I wish you
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: guys could see what I'm looking at his apartment it's
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: rather bare. I meant when I said when I said
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: this is where you would hide somebody. This feels like
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: a safe house. And then the guy who is being
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: hidden here feels like he's been forgotten and starts going crazy,
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: and they say, just wait a couple weeks more until
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: the coast is clear. We're working on your papers. Of
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: course that plan fails, he's discovered, and then you've got
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: the plot of the pianist. I'm not sure if you
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: guys have seen that with Adrian Brodie. What a movie.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: That's quite a film. That scene where he plays I
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: think it's some chopens G Minor, the ballad and G
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Minor for the Nazi who discovers him. It's one of
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: the most powerful scenes. Not in the least because that
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: is one of the hardest pieces to play on the piano.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: I always wondered about the historical accuracy. It's not, by
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: the way, it's not the G Minor Ballad. It's Rock Moaninoff.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: That's who he plays. Still incredibly hard. I'm just trying
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: to fill time, and I don't know if you're talking.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: I actually don't even know if I said any of
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: that out loud. I was listening in the bathroom. I'm
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: gonna be honest with you, it is so funny that
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: we're doing this in my apartment.
• 59:05
  Speaker 9: When I just walked to the bathroom, that was like
• 59:07
  Speaker 9: the first time I realized that it's like we're live,
• 59:09
  Speaker 9: and I'm like, oh shit, I gotta go take a piss,
• 59:11
  Speaker 9: And then everyone just like, here's my toilet flushing. But
• 59:13
  Speaker 9: I actually didn't flush it on purpose because I didn't
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: want them to hear it.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: How companies aren't that cold? Is it not that cold?
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Are they? Have they been in your fridge for a while? No? Oh, okay,
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: that's a relief. I just thought your fridge, this one's cold,
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: this one's ice cold. Oh what a good host you are,
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: I know, give me the fucking That one should be
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: pretty cold though, Okay, it's probably like forty nine degrees.
• 59:36
  Speaker 9: Oh and I want it to be forty terrible forty
• 59:40
  Speaker 9: forty nine.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: You keep your fridge at what? Thirty nine or forty three?
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: What do you keep it at? Dude?
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: Not?
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Mine does not have settings, but most most default refrigerators
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: are kept at what probably like thirty that one could
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: get a quick chat, quick chat weigh in on this.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: What is the typical temperature that a refrigerator is kept
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: that you probably won't hear back. Is it thirty nine
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: or forty three? Please weigh in? Were you talking about
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: the Pianist thirty seven thirty seven? It was low? That
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: makes sense. I wouldn't have thought it was thirty seven
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: thirty six all right, now they're just gonna fuck with you.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: They're going way low.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but thirty six down sounds standard. Yeah, sounds ideal. Definitely,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 9: not thirty two. That's the freezing, thirty four freezing. But
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 9: my freezer doesn't work, so I can't freeze shit, which
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 9: is annoying.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Hey, cheers, old boy, this is fun. Yeah. Oh you're
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: firing up another pod. Yeah. Oh you're back on Jewel.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: So I'm so happy to see that.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 9: Well, I only am because, uh, I don't know that
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 9: other like I gotta quit, and I that other shit
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 9: is not It's not like this is not good either,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 9: but that stuff has gotta be worse.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: This is the way I think Jewel is the way
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: I watched the documentary. Now, I was talking about the
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: documentary last night with Derek dre watch it. No, he
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: was just talking about how good it was and so good.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Francis loves it. I thought it was amazing, and it
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: also made me think that jewels really not that bad
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: for you. Now, that may just be selective presenting of
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: the facts from a pro jewel documentary filmmaker.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 9: What do they say about jewel that made you think
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 9: it's not that bad for you?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Well, they dispelled the whole theory that it was what
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: was sending all those kids to the hospital. Oh yeah,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: we talked about this, you and I. We did.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 9: We've talked about it on here. But I believe that
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 9: that was a bad stream we were talking about it. Oh,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: I see, so we can run this back. Yeah, they
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 9: dispelled all that all those kids that went to the
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: hospital were kids that were buying black market bullshit, black
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 9: market bunk knock off pods and stuff from you know,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 9: corner stores. Yeah, it wasn't actually from jewel. And that
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 9: apparently if you looked at the kids who were admitted
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 9: to those hospitals with lung failure, not one of them
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 9: had actually bought in real jewel pods. It had not
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 9: happened as a result of real jewel pods. Well, I
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 9: think the concern is about long term effects, true, And
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 9: I think nobody would say that smoking jewels as often
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 9: as everyone started to do is good for you.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: But I think with you what we're talking about is
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: is it better than smoking those ridiculous it is? It
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: has rubber ducky flavored like fucking cotton candy bars, ridiculous
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: turquoise blue. Bring this in the bathtub with you, because
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: then you see those videos in like Asia of the
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: dudes fucking making them for like ten cents a piece
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: and they're testing them out rapid fire. Have you ever
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: seen that? Yeah? Actually I think yeah, My buddy George
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: was one of the guys making that.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: I was reading the chat when I was in the
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 9: bathroom and someone asked if if George uses spit or lotion?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: Oh? Man, using the drool from my own web the
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: webbing between my toes. He did get into the webbing.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Are you a webbing guy? Can you handle the web
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? Can you handle when someone touches
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: the webbing in your hands or your toes? Some people
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: can't hands. Yeah, toes. I don't think that's ever anyone's
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: ever No one's ever gotten.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 9: I don't think anyone has touched my feet like outside
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 9: of my parents.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Well, you take that sock off. Let's see what kind
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: of webbing you're working. My question is this, when you swim,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: is your does your webbing help you with your kick?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: They say that Michael Phelps had pretty big web toes.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: Good webbing. Yeah, it is like swimming with flippers. In fact,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: that you couldn't discern one toe from the next. It
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: was just flat all the way across the top like
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: a paddle.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 9: Dude, that should be like, you should be able to
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 9: do that. You should be able to get like webbing
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 9: extensions like a breast like a breast job. I was
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 9: gonna say breast implants.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Have you had a breast job recently? You should be able.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 9: But if you're a swimmer, you should be able to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: get fucking webbing extensions.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: And just turning to I'm sure that that is something
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: that has been forbidden by the Olympics committee or whatever,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: but I don't know for sure. It seems like they're
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: pretty loose on rules over there. How many how many
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: whacks of that are you gonna take today? I don't
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: know why. Well, you've already taken a few wax and
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: I think you got to try to taper back. I
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: am okay, that's why I bought that, all right, Dick,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: what flavor menthol? Yeah? Nice extra vitamin a? Can you
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: still buy the mango ones that everyone's gone on? Someone
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: out there had to have seen that the FDA was
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: gonna ban it and said, I'm gonna buy four one
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: hundred thousand mango pods.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 9: Like kid in my high school when they were banning
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 9: like all the flavored ones, he bought like one thousand
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 9: dollars worth of Mango pods and then sold them for
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 9: like a.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Huge mark one hundred dollars a pack. He should have
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: held them even longer. Yeah, but they probably go bad,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: do they now? Yeah? Definitely. I wonder that's like our queludes.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, see, quaylouds were gone before I was around me too. Yeah,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 9: I guess that's true. I forgot that you're not that
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 9: much older than me. I am, but I mean that
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 9: you're not like eighty years old. Generational jump even for me. Yeah,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 9: that's a generational jump.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: Ludes. Did you be honest? I I wonder if this
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: is just my generation.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 9: Did you have any idea what ludes were before until
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 9: Wolf of Wall Street?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Correct? Yeah, I had never heard of it.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I had no idea, and then I noticed it
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 9: more like I noticed, like there's a couple Always Sunny
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 9: episodes where they talk about Kua ludes.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: Frank talks about them. Interesting, Yeah, interesting.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 9: I think it's when he goes in he goes he
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 9: goes to the frat party, and Frank's like, where the
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 9: louds at? All the kids are like, what the fuck
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 9: are you talking about? That show is so goddamn good,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 9: so good, so good. I bet it would be so
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 9: cool to be a writer on.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: A show like that. Yeah, you know who wrote a
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: lot for that show? The Succession, dudes, right, isn't it?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: Isn't it?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 9: Like the one of the family is of Successions based
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 9: off of I think two of the kids are writers
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 9: On't Always Sonny.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: I wonder if you're not. I wonder if you're not
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: confusing that with exactly the people I'm about to tell you,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: which is Peter's. Yeah, they are. They were producers and
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: writers on that show. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: But Succession isn't based on them. I think Succession is
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: based on a couple of different families. Succession is based
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: on the Murdoch family.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 9: No, it's based on you can look it up. It's
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 9: based on multiple fanis it's just the murder is No,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 9: I don't think it is.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. Rupert Murdoch is the logan and then
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: his kids, that whole empire, that was the whole story.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: That's interesting. Should we do we gotta do an AD's Hell. Yeah,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: let's let's fire it off. All right, let's talk about
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: factor factor. These are so delicious.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 9: So I actually I don't even know if you well,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 9: you didn't go in my fridge. I got like ten
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 9: factors in there right now. Three factors in the fact
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 9: a big fucking factor guy. And I don't know if
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 9: you've seen. Everyone else in my building is too, are
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 9: they now? Oh dude, there's factor boxes all all over
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 9: the place. Wow, I get like, I think I get
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 9: eight meals a week. One of my neighbors gets like
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 9: the fucking big ass box, which is like twenty meals
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 9: a week.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: That's good, hungry, I like your neighbor.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 9: It's good, dude. Most of the meals are like five
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 9: hundred calories, which is good. It keeps you nice and restricted,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 9: and they're good meals. It's like they taste good. I'm
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 9: a terrible cook, and if I want to eat healthy.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 9: I pretty much can only just eat chicken and rice
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: and broccoli every single meal, which gets boring. So I
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 9: can now eat healthy and I get like a nice variety.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 9: I get some fucking some pork and pasta with some
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 9: tomato sauce and some broccoli. I'm eating more veggies this year,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 9: like in the last month, from Factor than I have
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 9: you eaten in the last four years.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: I'm so happy to hear that. Yeah, because every.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: Meal I'm eating green beans and fucking asparagus and cucumbers
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: and broccoli and carrots and peppers. So I'm a I'm
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 9: genuinely a big Factor guy. I use it constantly. Everyone
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 9: in my neighborhood uses it. You can have to factors
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• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: That's not the right you are, ol, It's factormeals dot
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  Speaker 3: com slash Sun fifty. Isn't that what I said? And
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: use Now you said factors dot com. I missed it
• 1:08:14
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• 1:08:17
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• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: We love these meals. We eat them all the time.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 9: I'm actually gonna use that deal because I'm paying full price.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 9: It's worth it, Yeah, if I can get fifty percent off.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 9: It's also, dude, it's cheap like it's like, it's not
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 9: that expensive every week, and compared to how much you
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 9: would spend on groceries like in New York, you're saving
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 9: a ton of money totally. So I don't have to
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 9: go out and buy a bunch of fucking like spices
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 9: and shit. Right, every time I cook something at home,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: I gotta go out and I gotta buy spices.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, because you actually follow the recipes.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and I don't have what I need right unless
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 9: I make something just like steak and potatoes and russels. Yeah,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 9: but I like to mix it up, So mix it up,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 9: and you can do that with Factor. That's the variety
• 1:08:59
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• 1:09:02
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• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: Now back to the show. Oh boy, am I glad
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: that's over. Isn't that so cool? Dude? This is so cool?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: This is really going well. I'm having a great time.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: I am. I am.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 9: I'm enjoying doing this like I'm enjoying. Like I was
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: telling Ron yesterday. I feel like I've gotten like a
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 9: second wind with the podcast. Nice, Like I'm having a
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 9: good time, like setting it up and like making sure
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 9: the lighting looks good in the audio, which I hope
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 9: the lighting looks good today.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: I put up a curtain or wet. We could get
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: serious about this, I know, if you want it, we
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: could actually get some good lighting.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 9: Oh I think this lighting's pretty good, but we could
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 9: get it can.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Really make it amazing, and we could get some depth
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: so that we didn't just have this white wall behind U. Yeah,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: well I need to I have shit that I could
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: put up. I got a bunch of posters and it
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: kind of looks like we're gonna make a jihad video, yeah,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: or we're on like the fucking what does that couch?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: The casting couch? I once watched one of those videos.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: I've never seen him one. I just know the couch
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: and the guy I think he was. I think he
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: got in trouble, didn't he That guy didn't get fined.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: I found out that he was not a good guy.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 9: I would assume most people, most dudes in porn, probably
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 9: not the best guys, probably not the best. But I've
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 9: heard that there's only like a couple dudes in porn
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 9: and they're just fucking everybody.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: That's probably true. But I heard that guy in particular. Well,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: I don't What I was gonna say is one time
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: I was watching a video and he told the girl
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: that he was going to, uh, I think, have anal
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: sex with her, and she said, oh, that's gonna hurt,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: and he goes, don't worry, I don't have a very
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: big cock. Yeah, which is a lie. No, he was,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: he's he didn't. And that was the first time I
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: had heard such honesty in a pornographic scene.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 9: Oh they said this in the porn said it in this,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 9: In this I thought you were reading like an interview.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I don't read porn interviews. Are your
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: fucking mind? I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 9: If there's George dark dude, George is probably in the
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 9: porn industry. Do you think do you think it to
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 9: get into becoming like a professional foot massuse.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: You have to like you have to have a man.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: So I think we would say massre massur. Do you
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: have a foot fetish? Or is that just like last hope? Look,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: some people do backs, some people do feet. I would
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: rather do all around. It's like being a doctor. Why
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: do you specialize? Well, my dad did feet. I do feet. Pediatricians,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: I do kids. I don't know if there are a
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: whole lot of kid massuses and massaurs. Yeah, they probably aren't. Hi,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: my twelve year old is here for the three pm
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: kid massage. We doude chill. Is your child? Tight? Is
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: your child experiencing a lot of stress? From me? George, Well,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: meet our trained staff of professionals. We brought George Trrow.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: Background checks on each and every one of them, and
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: we do them every thirty days to stay eighty a compliant.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 9: What you should have done is you should have brought
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 9: George here.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: Get him on the pood. I'd love to crack it
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: when I when I had finished, because I only did him.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: I only did his for the I said I want
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: fifteen minutes. He said, do you want twenty minutes or
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: thirty minutes? And I said that's too much. I'm too scared.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know how this is going to go. So
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: I said fifteen, and so he wrapped up, and I
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: immediately regretted not doing the full thirty, except if I
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: had done the full thirty, that would have meant that
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: George would have overlapped with the doctor that they bring
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: in at the end of the dentist the doctor who
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: comes in and he's like, Hi, there, shit, hello, yeah, Hi,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: hello Francis. How's your family, Francis, Good to see you again.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: I've talked to the nurse. She just said yeah, great.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: And then he goes into your mouth and he's like
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: he starts poking around, and you're like, dude, this is
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: way less advanced. And then what was just done to me?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 9: And then he's like, can I get a Can I
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 9: actually see the X ray for E seventeen?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, you know all the teeth are numbered. Yeah yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: And then I'll ask you something that has nothing related
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: to do with nothing to do with your mouth because
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: he thinks he's a doctor. Oh yeah, and maybe they are.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: I don't really understand that distinction. They probably are. I
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: think they're I think they're getting off two exits shy
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: of a full doctor ship.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 9: I feel like teeth like cleaning teeth and ship can't
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 9: be that hard to learn. It can't be anything harder.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: But they're not cleaning the doctors, those dentist doctors. So
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: what does the doctor do. It's a different track. Well
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: he'll go I haven't been to the dentist in years.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: I think he'll do complicated stuff like root canals and
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: cram zones that I've heard. Those are a nightmare tooth
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: dental hygienis can't do. Have you ever gotten a crown
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: nor nowth have been in pretty good shape my whole life. Yeah,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: I mine were in good shape for a while and
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: now they're not. When I got out of my session, though,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: and I scheduled my next session, I walked out into
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: the waiting room and George was sitting in the waiting
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: room reading a magazine.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 9: Dude, I don't think George works there, and I think
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 9: that they were just like yeah, bringing like George will
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 9: like asked, oh, we just lost the camera.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: Hang on a second, are we still here? We still
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: got the the audio should still be going. Yeah, hold
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: on one second, Hey, give us a sign. Commenters, if
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: the audio is still running, just make sure that we
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: are still connected to you guys. Bringing back the camera
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: now in five four three two one. No, yep, got
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: the camera back. Oh we're okay, everyone, We're all right.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Happy days. Don't you worry?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 9: Oh boy, yeah, this is probably the longest livestream you've
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 9: ever done. So there's a chance that the camera might
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 9: be overheating. I gotta get another extensions that the battery
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 9: plugs right into the wall, which is a fucking pain
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 9: in the ass.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, the box of glad bags isn't providing proper ventilation
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: for the camera.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 9: I don't think that's the problem. I think the problem
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 9: is that the battery gets overwhelmed when it's plugged. When
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 9: the dah, I don't know, it's the whole thing.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't know it. Hey, I'm having fun. This was
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: pretty fun.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 9: I'm having fun too. We can end this oneever, let's
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 9: wrap it all right. Well, I had a good time,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 9: me too, pal, that was great.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: It was fun. I asked for having me. Got a
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: little buzz from the beer.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, buzz it out enough buzz light year all right. Well,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 9: thank you guys for watching. Please make sure to like
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• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: Lovely, I'll be in Arlington, d C. At the Arlington
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: Draft House next week and myself. That'll be very fun.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: I'm excited for that. Go to Francisales dot com for
• 1:16:19
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• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: be in Toronto and Providence to close out the air
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: fus same places are good. That's a good I got
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: a good run of shows. Yeah, coming up, No, Saint Louis.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you guys. Well we'll see you guys.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: Se well, have a good rest of your week. Have
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: a good weekend. Go Patriots. We'll see you guys next Monday. Goodbye,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: Thank you. How do we do good? That's pretty good. Yeah,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: that one was. Uh, I wonder if we're overlapping with
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: the yak because it starts out it started out super slow,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: and then like that, at a certain point we randomly
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: jumped like nine hundred. Like we were at like two
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: hundred for the first like thirty minutes and then it
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: just randomly jumped in nine hundred. So I wonder if
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: we're overlapping with the YAH. That's almost certainly what Yeah
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: Show Me that you're talking about down here, like make
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: sure you save your fucking