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- 0:00Speaker 1: I posted on Facebook, what's something about yourself? That sounds
- 0:02Speaker 1: totally made up? But he's one hundred percent real, And guys,
- 0:06Speaker 1: it blew up on the FB and m it blew up.
- 0:10Speaker 1: In fact, MP had a comment and what do you got, MP,
- 0:14Speaker 1: what's something about yourself? This sound was totally made up?
- 0:16Speaker 1: It was one hundre percent real.
- 0:17Speaker 2: Uh.
- 0:18Speaker 3: Fifty years ago, I escaped from jail. That's literally one
- 0:23Speaker 3: of those things where you crawled through a duct work
- 0:26Speaker 3: and escaped through a skyline the whole nine.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Yards And are you still currently on the run.
- 0:34Speaker 3: No. I actually arrived in then Inlifornia after escaping and
- 0:40Speaker 3: basically went to see my priest because I went to
- 0:44Speaker 3: Catholic school, and he contacted an LAPD officer whose name
- 0:48Speaker 3: was Thor. Was really cool, cool name. Anyway, Thor said
- 0:51Speaker 3: I wasn't on the NCIC and I should just take
- 0:54Speaker 3: a bus back.
- 0:55Speaker 2: So I did bust back to prison.
- 0:59Speaker 3: I'm not to tell you which jail I broke out of.
- 1:02Speaker 3: I'm willing to give you the details of it.
- 1:04Speaker 2: But that's that's where you went. You went back to
- 1:07Speaker 2: the jail you broke out of.
- 1:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. I turned myself in two weeks later,
- 1:11Speaker 3: So how.
- 1:12Speaker 4: Did you break out? Like did you like how they
- 1:14Speaker 4: happened in the movies or they take like a spoon
- 1:16Speaker 4: by the toilet and you like dig your way out.
- 1:18Speaker 3: Was very similar to that. I could see. And I
- 1:22Speaker 3: was in a what do they call it a bullpen area?
- 1:27Speaker 3: And in that bullpen area of the jail, of that
- 1:30Speaker 3: particular jail, they had a shower and a toilet and
- 1:33Speaker 3: tables for people to sit and play cards and all that.
- 1:36Speaker 3: And I noticed above the shower that there was a
- 1:39Speaker 3: there was a square. You could see you could see
- 1:42Speaker 3: the outline that that there had been something cemented over
- 1:45Speaker 3: or something, because you could see the whole square. It
- 1:48Speaker 3: was pretty big too, And and I finally just decided,
- 1:52Speaker 3: I think I know what that square is. It was
- 1:54Speaker 3: a ventilation duck that they had decided was risky to
- 1:58Speaker 3: have in that area of the jail, so they cemented
- 2:01Speaker 3: it over. And I did, in fact use the spoon
- 2:04Speaker 3: to remove that whole thing crawl up through the duct.
- 2:08Speaker 3: It went at a right angle, and when it came out,
- 2:10Speaker 3: I was sitting above the jail cells in a hallway.
- 2:15Speaker 3: I used my hands to just push the grade out
- 2:19Speaker 3: and the area that I was in was kind of big,
- 2:23Speaker 3: so I was able to put the grate behind me
- 2:26Speaker 3: and use my fingernails to push myself out onto out
- 2:31Speaker 3: into the hallway. I used my fingernails to hang onto
- 2:34Speaker 3: the area where the grate had been had been, and
- 2:38Speaker 3: I had got my feet out onto the edge of
- 2:42Speaker 3: the ventilation thing, and I jumped. I jumped straight up,
- 2:48Speaker 3: and I grabbed the bars protecting her underneath the skyline.
- 2:53Speaker 3: But the skyline the bars weren't really intended to keep
- 2:57Speaker 3: people out, I don't think, because they were far enough
- 3:00Speaker 3: part that I could squeeze between them. And then I
- 3:02Speaker 3: stood on them, and it was just a regular dome skylight.
- 3:06Speaker 3: And I just used my body to push up, using
- 3:09Speaker 3: my back to push up until the skylight broke and
- 3:14Speaker 3: some pieces fell down onto the hallway. But I don't
- 3:17Speaker 3: think they heard me at all. So I scrambled across
- 3:21Speaker 3: the roof, jumped down into a tree, a big like
- 3:25Speaker 3: evergreen tree, and got to the ground and ran away.
- 3:29Speaker 1: Okay, so let me just let me just ask you
- 3:31Speaker 1: this real quick. So you broke out of jail, you
- 3:34Speaker 1: go see a priest. Two weeks later, you take the
- 3:36Speaker 1: bus and go back to jail, and you don't get
- 3:37Speaker 1: in trouble for breaking out.
- 3:39Speaker 3: Strangey enough, they didn't even charge to me with escape.
- 3:42Speaker 1: So were you like, hey, I know, really I broke
- 3:43Speaker 1: out of here? Can I come back in? Like we
- 3:45Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. You're like no, no,
- 3:47Speaker 1: They're like, there you are, come on.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Where you want.
- 3:50Speaker 5: It was probably one of those things where they the
- 3:53Speaker 5: people who worked in the jail didn't want to get
- 3:55Speaker 5: in trouble for having an escape.
- 3:57Speaker 6: Yeah, and they were.
- 3:58Speaker 2: Like you go back.
- 3:59Speaker 5: All is well, we don't need this to become a
- 4:01Speaker 5: big media circus.
- 4:02Speaker 1: All right, MP, it's a great story, man, thanks for
- 4:04Speaker 1: sharing it with us.
- 4:05Speaker 3: I didn't win anything for it, uh t me hearing.
- 4:08Speaker 1: We weren't having a brother. Can't you just call in
- 4:09Speaker 1: and just say hi and tell us a fun story?
- 4:12Speaker 1: Do you want something?
- 4:12Speaker 3: Well? This was one of the better stories of the week,
- 4:15Speaker 3: So I was all.
- 4:17Speaker 1: Right, man, thank you man eight seven seven nine three
- 4:21Speaker 1: seven one o four seven. Tell us something about you
- 4:23Speaker 1: that's totally true, but everyone thinks it's fake. More of
- 4:26Speaker 1: your calls next with John Day and Rich What for fun?
- 4:36Speaker 1: I posted on Facebook like, tell us something about you
- 4:40Speaker 1: in your life? Tell us something about you that sounds
- 4:42Speaker 1: made up. It is one hundred percent real. Sharing, Yes,
- 4:46Speaker 1: tell us something about you that is totally real but
- 4:49Speaker 1: sounds made up.
- 4:50Speaker 7: Okay.
- 4:51Speaker 8: So in my twenties, I got married one of my
- 4:54Speaker 8: very good friends and we ended up getting divorced. Still
- 4:57Speaker 8: we're being friends. We ended up living together just for
- 5:00Speaker 8: financial reasons because we were used to having dual income.
- 5:04Speaker 8: So I started dating somebody else and they became friends,
- 5:08Speaker 8: and so we got married. My first ex husband was
- 5:12Speaker 8: in my second wedding. The three of us lived together
- 5:16Speaker 8: the whole time that I was married to my second husband.
- 5:20Speaker 8: I ended up getting not pregnant, had a really rough pregnancy.
- 5:25Speaker 8: They were both there through all of it. They were
- 5:27Speaker 8: both there when my son was born and helped me
- 5:30Speaker 8: take care of him for the first year. So we
- 5:32Speaker 8: had a very unique family situation for a while.
- 5:36Speaker 1: But there was nothing going on sexually between you and
- 5:38Speaker 1: your first husband at the time you married to your second. Okay.
- 5:40Speaker 8: Well, as a matter of fact, when we were on
- 5:42Speaker 8: our honeymoon, people thought we were brother and sisters.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good memory. Thank you, Sherry, Thank you, Trent.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Tell us something about you nobody believes, but it's one
- 5:54Speaker 1: hundred percent true.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Oh, my wife.
- 5:56Speaker 9: A couple of years ago, my wife and I were
- 5:58Speaker 9: at Chiefs and Nashville and we watched Morgan Wallen throw
- 6:02Speaker 9: the chair over the walls.
- 6:06Speaker 2: N Yeah, it was it was.
- 6:09Speaker 9: It was pretty crazy. Uh, I didn't even know it
- 6:11Speaker 9: was what was going on. There was like a little
- 6:13Speaker 9: disturbance behind us, and it happened so fast, and then
- 6:17Speaker 9: Morgan Wallen's bouncer surrounded and my wife goes, that's Morgan Wallen.
- 6:20Speaker 9: I was like, no way, you're lying, and I kind
- 6:22Speaker 9: of walked around him and I was like, holy cow,
- 6:24Speaker 9: she she's not lying.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Wow.
- 6:26Speaker 4: That was like like it was a huge moment, like
- 6:30Speaker 4: to be there, like a pop culture moment when Morgan
- 6:32Speaker 4: wallad that chair.
- 6:36Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 6:37Speaker 9: Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy, and it's actually
- 6:39Speaker 9: gonna be like two years ago this week.
- 6:41Speaker 2: So wow.
- 6:42Speaker 9: And my wife and I one tickets to go see
- 6:44Speaker 9: him on Thursday night this week. Yeah.
- 6:51Speaker 1: Thank you, Ellie. What sounds made up, But it's absolutely
- 6:55Speaker 1: true about you and your life.
- 6:57Speaker 10: Okay, I swear this is true. I'm technically in La
- 7:03Speaker 10: La land, like actually in it, but not in like
- 7:06Speaker 10: a normal way. I wasn't cast or anything. I literally
- 7:09Speaker 10: wandered onto the set when I was in downtown a
- 7:11Speaker 10: LA because I thought there was free coffee, and no
- 7:15Speaker 10: one stopped me.
- 7:17Speaker 2: So you're you're in the movie like as part of
- 7:19Speaker 2: a crowd scene.
- 7:20Speaker 10: Correct, Like next thing I know, they're a filming a
- 7:22Speaker 10: scene and I'm just standing there holding this random cup
- 7:25Speaker 10: and just pretending to have a conversation with someone who
- 7:28Speaker 10: isn't there and Ryan gossling like rock Walks where I
- 7:31Speaker 10: cast me, and I didn't leave. I just stayed the
- 7:34Speaker 10: whole time because I was too scared to get in
- 7:36Speaker 10: trouble if I moved. So you can literally see me
- 7:40Speaker 10: for like three seconds in the background. But to like
- 7:43Speaker 10: my family and everyone, I act like I had this
- 7:45Speaker 10: major role and I wasn't you like it's such a
- 7:50Speaker 10: big deal. So my family pauses the movie every time
- 7:54Speaker 10: and they're like, there's she is and I'm nodding like, yeah,
- 7:57Speaker 10: Hollywood found me.
- 8:00Speaker 1: There's a guy I used to work with and he
- 8:03Speaker 1: really rubbed me the wrong way a lot. And there
- 8:04Speaker 1: was a movie that was out called Passenger fifty seven
- 8:07Speaker 1: with Wesley Snipes, and he said he was one of
- 8:09Speaker 1: the cops that arrested him. But in the movie. You
- 8:11Speaker 1: can only see his hands because those are my hands,
- 8:15Speaker 1: and I'm like, sure, they are so much. But you know,
- 8:20Speaker 1: it's funny about your story, Kyle. I thought about you yesterday.
- 8:22Speaker 1: I thought this would be so fun for you and
- 8:24Speaker 1: me to take this trip. But I don't know if
- 8:26Speaker 1: we would get the part they're casting for Dexter to
- 8:29Speaker 1: play victims. Yeah, kill me, I know, right, but you've
- 8:35Speaker 1: got to do something saying you've got to be in
- 8:37Speaker 1: the in New York, wherever they're casting they do it.
- 8:39Speaker 1: I was like, if they promised us we could be bodies,
- 8:41Speaker 1: I would say we got to do road trip, play
- 8:45Speaker 1: a dead body on Dexter.
- 8:48Speaker 10: I know, I know that is dedication because I just
- 8:50Speaker 10: got down there looking at pretty people holding a cup
- 8:53Speaker 10: of coffee, like being a dead body commitment.
- 8:57Speaker 1: I know. Well, thank you Ellie for sharing that story.
- 8:59Speaker 1: That's a wonderful strength. Thanks for listening. Aaron, what's totally
- 9:04Speaker 1: true by you, but sounds made up.
- 9:06Speaker 7: Okay, I swear on my life this is real. I
- 9:10Speaker 7: legally owned a lama for almost a month back in college.
- 9:16Speaker 1: Okay.
- 9:17Speaker 7: So my roommate lost to bet at a party. Okay,
- 9:21Speaker 7: and the guy he lost to actually had a lama
- 9:24Speaker 7: like he had the paperwork and everything, and as a joke,
- 9:28Speaker 7: they transferred ownership into my name. So suddenly I'm responsible
- 9:32Speaker 7: for this lama who was named Kevin. We kept him
- 9:36Speaker 7: in this sketchy backyard behind our apartment. And here's the thing.
- 9:40Speaker 7: Kevin hated me, like hit me personally. He would spit
- 9:44Speaker 7: at me, only follow me around. Well, one time he
- 9:48Speaker 7: somehow got loose. He chased me into my own car
- 9:50Speaker 7: and he chewed off part of the windshiel wiper. The
- 9:54Speaker 7: whole time he's just holding this hateful direct eye contact
- 9:58Speaker 7: at me. The animal control I had them come out twice,
- 10:02Speaker 7: but I guess technically I wasn't breaking any rules, so
- 10:05Speaker 7: they just told me, like, please don't do this again.
- 10:08Speaker 7: Keeps lama locked up.
- 10:10Speaker 3: Uh.
- 10:10Speaker 7: I had to rehome him because my landlord said that
- 10:14Speaker 7: the lama had more authority than I did in the home,
- 10:18Speaker 7: which that sounds true, which is true.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Yeah, how does one rehome alama? Where does one send one?
- 10:24Speaker 2: Is there a lama rescue lama up?
- 10:27Speaker 7: Yeah, there's lama places. Yeah, it was actually a lama problem.
- 10:32Speaker 7: There's too many of them.
- 10:33Speaker 1: I wonder if the lama didn't like you because he was.
- 10:35Speaker 1: He was an emu, not alma alama.
- 10:44Speaker 7: Well thanks, I don't get that, but yeah he was.
- 10:47Speaker 7: He was.
- 10:48Speaker 1: You don't get that. He doesn't get it. You don't
- 10:52Speaker 1: get that. Maybe that's why a lama do you don't have.
- 10:59Speaker 2: You should go to because.
- 11:01Speaker 3: He eron.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Thanks for calling in, dude, thanks for listening. Back when
- 11:05Speaker 1: my son Kemp played flag football, I remember we had
- 11:08Speaker 1: to meet a practice one day and the coach showed
- 11:11Speaker 1: up and had a goat with him, like you had
- 11:13Speaker 1: to go to the leash, and you're like, why do
- 11:15Speaker 1: you have this goat? And he goes, it's a long story,
- 11:18Speaker 1: I go, I need no way to have a goat,
- 11:20Speaker 1: and him and his friends got drunk and stole a
- 11:22Speaker 1: goat and they put it in the back of his
- 11:25Speaker 1: like range rover, and then he still had the goat
- 11:27Speaker 1: and he had to figure out what to do with
- 11:28Speaker 1: the goat.
- 11:30Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe give the goat back.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny the goat. I haven't seen him since. Oh,
- 11:37Speaker 1: I'm only gotten jail or something. Yeah, goat, sief. It's
- 11:41Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich. Oh what's the latest? Rich with you?
- 11:49Speaker 1: And the quick setup was that you were pretty jealous,
- 11:52Speaker 1: jealous of the right word, right, Yeah, well.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Insecure is probably the best because.
- 11:57Speaker 1: Your wife was going with a very handsome real estate
- 11:59Speaker 1: agent to go look at homes.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, at midnight, and she was not at midnight.
- 12:02Speaker 2: But she left the house looking kind of amazing, not
- 12:05Speaker 2: that she doesn't always look amazing, but I didn't realize
- 12:09Speaker 2: that I would feel that way. So what happened was
- 12:13Speaker 2: she said, well, why don't you go with me the
- 12:14Speaker 2: next time I need to go somewhere that way, you know,
- 12:17Speaker 2: your feelings of me being you know, by myself with
- 12:19Speaker 2: the real estate agent checking out stuff, you'll be with me.
- 12:22Speaker 2: So that means now I have to go look at
- 12:24Speaker 2: all these places that she's not really all that interested
- 12:26Speaker 2: because she'll see a place and be like, Kyle, you'll
- 12:29Speaker 2: appreciate this. It's not lux enough.
- 12:32Speaker 1: It needs to be. She's got a good eye for esthetics.
- 12:35Speaker 2: Yes, it's like it's not lux enough.
- 12:36Speaker 1: So you she was going out looking like you know,
- 12:39Speaker 1: a commercial at commercials, they'd look at other venues. You
- 12:43Speaker 1: didn't go. She was going with a guy, yes, and
- 12:46Speaker 1: that bothered you bothered me, So she's well, then come
- 12:49Speaker 1: with me, yes, And now what you don't want to go.
- 12:51Speaker 2: No, I don't want to go because I got you know,
- 12:53Speaker 2: I got theoretically stuff to do that I could be
- 12:55Speaker 2: doing instead of that.
- 12:56Speaker 1: But have you checked out the guy yet? Is he
- 12:57Speaker 1: good looking?
- 12:58Speaker 2: Yes, he's really good looking. What he looks like I'm
- 13:01Speaker 2: describing to us. He looks like a professional business guy,
- 13:04Speaker 2: got kind of a you know, maybe a little salt
- 13:06Speaker 2: and pepper in the beard. But he's tall, thin, kind
- 13:09Speaker 2: of muscular, pulled up at a very nice like Lexus suv,
- 13:13Speaker 2: you know, kind of has his act together, speaks well,
- 13:15Speaker 2: deep voice. And when he shook my hand, I thought
- 13:18Speaker 2: he was trying to crush my hand because I feel
- 13:22Speaker 2: like I know how to shake hand though I could
- 13:24Speaker 2: go in with a pretty firm handshake, and he outfirmed
- 13:27Speaker 2: my handshake where he tried to get it where you
- 13:30Speaker 2: kind of get, you know, get your fingers where he
- 13:31Speaker 2: kind of crushing you the knuckles a little bit.
- 13:33Speaker 4: He's letting you know what's up.
- 13:35Speaker 1: I just looked yesterday. I just saw a video by
- 13:38Speaker 1: one of these FBI CIA guys and tells you how
- 13:40Speaker 1: to deal with manipulators, of how to defuse him. And
- 13:43Speaker 1: he literally said, when someone does that to your hand.
- 13:46Speaker 1: You go, whoa, hey, well, hard handshake. I read somewhere
- 13:49Speaker 1: that means that you're trying to be an alpha male
- 13:52Speaker 1: and it just it just diffuses them, yeah, because then
- 13:54Speaker 1: they're like, oh, dang, Like.
- 13:56Speaker 2: What he tried to do is you know how some
- 13:58Speaker 2: people try to shake your hand and they try to
- 14:00Speaker 2: put your hand over your hand while they crush it.
- 14:02Speaker 2: So but I kind of twisted it the other way.
- 14:04Speaker 2: So we ended up even. But I will say Stacey
- 14:07Speaker 2: was really cool, you know, talked about you know if,
- 14:09Speaker 2: she talked about me nicely, almost like I was her puppy.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Though this is my this is my little husband Richard.
- 14:15Speaker 2: So I've already done it. You already looked at places
- 14:17Speaker 2: or you got you're gonna go look at place. We're
- 14:18Speaker 2: in Tempe yesterday, just a lovely part of town. You
- 14:20Speaker 2: her and Steve stay sixty.
- 14:23Speaker 11: Hey, Cassie, I have a story that nobody would believe.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 14:27Speaker 11: So when I was thirteen, my mom and I were
- 14:32Speaker 11: like looking for moving boxes behind a grocery store one night,
- 14:36Speaker 11: and we saw this lady in like a really nice
- 14:40Speaker 11: car and she was trying to get something heavy out
- 14:43Speaker 11: of her trunk. And my mom was like, oh, I
- 14:46Speaker 11: should help her, and I was like, no, Mom, Like,
- 14:47Speaker 11: what if she's trying to dump a body, Like I'm
- 14:49Speaker 11: like scared. I'm like, You're not going to do that.
- 14:51Speaker 11: So come to find out, we find out later on
- 14:53Speaker 11: the news that she was indeed dumping her husband's torso.
- 14:57Speaker 2: Oh my, no, no.
- 15:02Speaker 11: It happened in two thousand. I think her name was
- 15:06Speaker 11: like Victoria or Ronica, like Papa or something like. It's
- 15:11Speaker 11: there's a news article, you can google it. She was
- 15:16Speaker 11: like a hairdresser and she killed her husband and like
- 15:18Speaker 11: chopped him out.
- 15:21Speaker 1: What city did this take place in?
- 15:23Speaker 11: In East Mesa? Behind the bashes?
- 15:25Speaker 1: Are you looking up behind a bashes? It always happens
- 15:27Speaker 1: behind a bash.
- 15:29Speaker 2: Trash cans behind the bashes?
- 15:31Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it says Valerie Pape. The case of Scottsdale
- 15:39Speaker 4: salon owner turned torso murderer. A petite blonde wearing sunglasses
- 15:44Speaker 4: and gloves parked her Jaguarre behind a Mesa grocery store,
- 15:46Speaker 4: pulled out a heavy plastic bag and struggled to hurl
- 15:49Speaker 4: him into a trash ban.
- 15:50Speaker 1: What and there's sixty Cassie and her mom just hanging
- 15:57Speaker 1: out behind the bashes.
- 15:59Speaker 2: Why were you behind the Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that's
- 16:03Speaker 2: a good place to go to.
- 16:05Speaker 1: I to safe way, I go a safeway from moving boxes.
- 16:10Speaker 4: Wait, so when when you guys saw that story, Like,
- 16:12Speaker 4: did you guys go to the police and say, hey,
- 16:14Speaker 4: we saw her trying to dump it or did you
- 16:16Speaker 4: kind of just leave the way?
- 16:17Speaker 11: I think we were. We were both just in shock
- 16:20Speaker 11: because I, like, I literally joked because I was scared.
- 16:23Speaker 11: I was like, mom, We're not going to just like
- 16:24Speaker 11: help a random person. Like what if she's dumping a body?
- 16:28Speaker 1: Do you know the story behind it? Like what happened to?
- 16:30Speaker 1: That's one of that should be one of those like
- 16:31Speaker 1: crime junkies as a story.
- 16:33Speaker 4: On that says that she shot right and then chopped
- 16:35Speaker 4: them up and then chopped them up?
- 16:37Speaker 1: Why do you chop up a body? Where do you
- 16:38Speaker 1: put all that? I just watch dexter, I mean professional.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Do you know any more about it? Is she in prison?
- 16:44Speaker 1: Is she did she get life?
- 16:45Speaker 3: I don't.
- 16:47Speaker 11: I don't know about very much more about it other
- 16:48Speaker 11: than just like what I've seen on news articles.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Did you see the CCTV footage from behind the bashes
- 16:53Speaker 1: and there's casting her mom their eyes wide open? Watch
- 16:56Speaker 1: this woman, this bad trash bag.
- 16:58Speaker 5: But imagine they did actually walk up to her and
- 17:01Speaker 5: ask for help like that, Like maybe she would have turned.
- 17:04Speaker 4: On you, right because she loose sense? No, she a
- 17:09Speaker 4: sentenced to sixteen years in prison with no parole.
- 17:12Speaker 2: Sixteen she would be out probably.
- 17:17Speaker 1: Oh, if you're calling in Valerie Pape, could you call
- 17:19Speaker 1: it him to know what's going on? How do you
- 17:22Speaker 1: get sixteen years for killing somebody?
- 17:24Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Do you think to be more than that? There's a
- 17:27Speaker 1: lot more of this.
- 17:27Speaker 2: Story, rights or something?
- 17:30Speaker 1: Man oh man.
- 17:31Speaker 4: Yeah, it says that she admitted to shooting him during
- 17:33Speaker 4: a fight, but didn't say anything about how he was
- 17:36Speaker 4: dismembered or where the rest of the remains are.
- 17:38Speaker 1: You think shooting him is enough, right, you would say,
- 17:42Speaker 1: get rid of the body. But if you're going to
- 17:44Speaker 1: pop him up, though, why are you throwing them all
- 17:45Speaker 1: the way in a dumpster? Why wouldn't you take some out,
- 17:47Speaker 1: like drive some out to like pleasant, drive some out
- 17:50Speaker 1: to just put chunks of bodies everything. I'd be so
- 17:54Speaker 1: good at hiding a body, would I totally?
- 17:57Speaker 2: Would you come in here and talk about it the
- 17:59Speaker 2: next day?
- 17:59Speaker 1: Okay?
- 17:59Speaker 5: What France?
- 18:02Speaker 1: When Nick's not here left to France when Nick's out
- 18:04Speaker 1: here next week. I'm like told you.
- 18:07Speaker 5: She was released and deported in twenty sixteen.
- 18:10Speaker 4: Wow, and it says she only got second degrees.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Wasn't she planned it so they like kicked her out?
- 18:17Speaker 5: Yeah, it was probably one of those things like like
- 18:19Speaker 5: the second degree is like you were in a fight.
- 18:21Speaker 2: It was a rage, yeah, right, why a passion?
- 18:24Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 18:25Speaker 1: Wow, Cassie Man, wait wait, wait to change the whole
- 18:28Speaker 1: vibe of the show.
- 18:29Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why when you go behind the bashes now
- 18:33Speaker 2: they say this trash can is for us only. They're
- 18:36Speaker 2: a bunch of dumping bodies in there, right.
- 18:38Speaker 11: And they also like grocery stores all compact their boxes now,
- 18:43Speaker 11: can't true take their boxes anymore to use them for
- 18:46Speaker 11: moving unless you ask them before they do it.
- 18:48Speaker 2: That's true. I used to work for grocery store. We
- 18:50Speaker 2: had a big compactor out back.
- 18:52Speaker 1: Well, thanks Cassie, thanks for calling in. Thank you very much.
- 18:55Speaker 1: I love it. I'd love it.
- 18:56Speaker 11: Thank you you too, are you kiss?
- 19:09Speaker 1: I'll just given't enough. We got you Rich in the morning.
- 19:16Speaker 1: There hasn't been anybody on this show in a long time, Rich,
- 19:20Speaker 1: since there was a breakup in relationship.
- 19:21Speaker 2: Was I the last breakup on the show that I
- 19:23Speaker 2: was like thirteen years ago?
- 19:26Speaker 3: I think? So? Right?
- 19:27Speaker 1: Yeah, job everyone, when you did break up, did you
- 19:30Speaker 1: have a breakup food? Was there a go che Yeah?
- 19:33Speaker 2: Really? Well yeah, I remember, like you know, the the
- 19:36Speaker 2: I don't live here anymore thing. And the first thing
- 19:39Speaker 2: I downed was a complete tub of strawberry ice cream?
- 19:42Speaker 1: Oh really, any particular brand?
- 19:44Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 19:45Speaker 2: Absolutely, it was the Briars brand, not Dryers, but Strawberry
- 19:51Speaker 2: because had little chunks of strawberries and it was not
- 19:54Speaker 2: a little tub. I mean it was like maybe half
- 19:56Speaker 2: a gallon.
- 19:57Speaker 1: I had this article here. It's the most terrible stomach
- 19:59Speaker 1: the most popular break up food in every state, and
- 20:02Speaker 1: according to Rich you must live in Rhode Island. Ice
- 20:05Speaker 1: cream ice cream is number one in Rhode Island.
- 20:07Speaker 2: Ice Cream's good.
- 20:09Speaker 1: Yeah, what about you, Colin? When you broke up and we.
- 20:11Speaker 2: Were broken up and I was broken up?
- 20:13Speaker 5: I am some like I find comfort in sweets. So
- 20:17Speaker 5: my favorite dessert is cheesecake. So if I were to
- 20:20Speaker 5: be broken up, you'll probably find me a cheesecake factory
- 20:23Speaker 5: getting the dulceate a let che cheesecake.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Okay, so break the cheesecake would that break out under
- 20:28Speaker 1: there's cake, there's candy, there's cupcakes, there's cookies, there's donuts.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Where would you put that under it? There isn't a
- 20:34Speaker 1: cheesecake category.
- 20:35Speaker 2: This maybe cake cake.
- 20:37Speaker 1: So then you obviously must be from Louisiana, Mississippi, Virginia. Correct,
- 20:41Speaker 1: what about you, Peyton?
- 20:42Speaker 4: I'm trying to think about how I want to answer this,
- 20:44Speaker 4: because I fear mine is very depressing. Is there a
- 20:48Speaker 4: maybe crown peach on that list?
- 20:50Speaker 1: I don't know what that is?
- 20:51Speaker 4: The liquor store.
- 20:52Speaker 2: Liquor is where I I didn't care about. There was
- 20:56Speaker 2: no fam was my food.
- 20:58Speaker 1: Let's say it's food, not outcohol.
- 21:01Speaker 4: Well, it would be like probably like spaghettios.
- 21:06Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good one, like comfort food, spaghettios.
- 21:10Speaker 2: Pasta maybe, No, that's not in here? How do you
- 21:13Speaker 2: not have Pasta's? Breakup pizza's in here? Like a mac
- 21:16Speaker 2: and cheese?
- 21:17Speaker 1: Mac and cheese is in here? Macache? Okay, you're obviously
- 21:21Speaker 1: from Maine and New Hampshire obviously East Coasters. If waffles
- 21:26Speaker 1: are your breakup food, it's Minnesota and Oregon, Tacos, Idaho, Kansas,
- 21:30Speaker 1: New Mexico, and Texas What about you, John Jay? What
- 21:33Speaker 1: would be your breakup food? I just my thing is
- 21:37Speaker 1: all food. I eat all food whenever I'm stressed, so
- 21:39Speaker 1: I probably I'd probably go with Mexican food. Cardisada. If
- 21:42Speaker 1: you're from Arizona, California and Michigan, your breakup food is
- 21:46Speaker 1: potato chips Illinois and Nebraska, popcorn Connecticut and Massachusetts, pizza,
- 21:53Speaker 1: North Dakota and Vermont, garlic bread Delaware, French toast, Nevada,
- 21:57Speaker 1: French fries, Oklahoma and Arkansas, don't nuts cupcakes. You're from Maryland,
- 22:02Speaker 1: New Jersey, New York and Washington, d C.
- 22:05Speaker 2: I'm gonna fill the flag on garlic bread because I
- 22:07Speaker 2: think unless maybe you're like, well, I'm not kissing anybody tonight,
- 22:11Speaker 2: the well, I mean, you just broke up, so you're
- 22:13Speaker 2: probably not right You're like, yeah, I'm fine.
- 22:15Speaker 1: I'm gonna go garlic bread, Utah and Washington, cookies Iowa, Missouri,
- 22:18Speaker 1: cookie dough, Pennsylvania is choo.
- 22:23Speaker 2: I gonna change.
- 22:24Speaker 1: If you're from Alaska, Montana and Wyoming, it is chicken
- 22:27Speaker 1: noodle soup, and if you are from Hawaii is a candy.
- 22:32Speaker 1: And if you're from South Dakota, the number would breakup.
- 22:34Speaker 1: Food is hamburgers. Hamburgers is a good choice too, ham burgers. Rachel,
- 22:40Speaker 1: good morning. I understand you've got a story about how
- 22:41Speaker 1: your kid made you laugh.
- 22:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 22:44Speaker 6: Yeah, Well it was kind of a funny situation because
- 22:46Speaker 6: I mean this was he was five, so who was younger,
- 22:49Speaker 6: and we had just had like a few of our
- 22:52Speaker 6: family members passed away pretty close together, and we were
- 22:56Speaker 6: talking about what happens when you pass away and what
- 22:58Speaker 6: are the options because our family members got cremated and
- 23:01Speaker 6: and so we're kind of explaining that process. And then
- 23:04Speaker 6: like five minutes later, was just out of the blue,
- 23:07Speaker 6: he's like, Mom's dad, I don't think I want to
- 23:10Speaker 6: be oven oven roasted.
- 23:11Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so dark.
- 23:15Speaker 10: For some reason, we thought, like he associated.
- 23:18Speaker 6: We explained there was like flames and people just go
- 23:20Speaker 6: to ashes, and he thought of an oven.
- 23:22Speaker 11: Smart kid.
- 23:23Speaker 1: That's naturally such like an accurate depiction.
- 23:27Speaker 2: Yeah, truly, that's hilarious.
- 23:31Speaker 4: I feel like kids in funerals in general have some
- 23:34Speaker 4: like bizarre things to say because you don't really understand,
- 23:36Speaker 4: you get it. My mom loves to tell a story
- 23:38Speaker 4: when I was like three or four, when my Kathy
- 23:40Speaker 4: had passed away.
- 23:41Speaker 2: They had an open casket.
- 23:43Speaker 4: So we're all walking by and apparently my mom's holding me,
- 23:46Speaker 4: and I'm like looking around and I'm like, everyone be quite,
- 23:50Speaker 4: she's sleeping, you know what I mean, Like you just
- 23:55Speaker 4: don't know, like they're just little kiddos.
- 23:57Speaker 2: And Kathy did not.
- 24:01Speaker 3: She got up.
- 24:03Speaker 10: We still bring it up.
- 24:04Speaker 11: It's really funny.
- 24:07Speaker 2: I kind of like it. If I'm a funeral home,
- 24:08Speaker 2: I start offering that as an option. It sounds a
- 24:10Speaker 2: little more pleasant and cremated, doesn't it. I don't know,
- 24:14Speaker 2: oven't roasted for your family, and I don't know, Rachel,
- 24:18Speaker 2: good marketing, good marketing from that kid, start showing how
- 24:21Speaker 2: your your young child Tim Burton movies. Right away it's done.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Do you mind if I chime in on this? I
- 24:28Speaker 2: would love it?
- 24:29Speaker 1: Okay?
- 24:30Speaker 12: So, uh, Rachel's story reminded me of my grandpa passed
- 24:35Speaker 12: last year, right, and I gave the eulogy and I'm
- 24:38Speaker 12: like going through it and I'm very emotional and I'm
- 24:40Speaker 12: just like just just crying as soon as I step
- 24:42Speaker 12: up to the to the altar or whatever it's called
- 24:45Speaker 12: the electron, and uh, I go man.
- 24:48Speaker 1: Every time my grandpa.
- 24:50Speaker 2: Would answer the phone.
- 24:50Speaker 12: When I'd call him, he'd always answer Hello Nicholas, and
- 24:55Speaker 12: I would do anything to hear that again. And without
- 24:59Speaker 12: even a second, my son yells Hello Nicholas the back
- 25:05Speaker 12: of the church, and so that in turn made me
- 25:08Speaker 12: laugh and also cry. And then when we were done,
- 25:12Speaker 12: like he only said it like four or five more
- 25:14Speaker 12: times during the eulogy. So then yeah, he was like,
- 25:17Speaker 12: he was like, Okay, well I got it once, but
- 25:19Speaker 12: uh anyway, great show, have a great weekend.
- 25:21Speaker 2: Nick nick Son is twenty one years old too, which
- 25:24Speaker 2: made you weird.
- 25:25Speaker 3: Love