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Hour 3 - Horsey Talk · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: how would you classify Anthony Richardson's agent meeting with Colts
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  Speaker 1: Brass to clear the air, It was also announced that
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  Speaker 1: two of the biggest names in the sport of boxing,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather, have agreed to terms on
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  Speaker 1: an exhibition match. How does that one hit you? And
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  Speaker 1: how do you categorize Caitlin Clark season ending injury. That's it,
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  Speaker 1: She's done in the WNBA this year. We'll talk about
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  Speaker 1: that as well right now. Plus lame jokes in our
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  Speaker 1: number three a little Horsey talk, if you will, welcome
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  Speaker 1: but did not and our lead this hour, though, is
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  Speaker 1: from Indy we Go, where the news of the day
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  Speaker 1: take is. We learned that the demoted quarterback Anthony Richardson
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  Speaker 1: one of the epic bus in recent NFL history. So
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  Speaker 1: his agent, Derek Jackson. Derek Jackson met in person last
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  Speaker 1: week with the Colt GM the ballard of the bad ball,
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  Speaker 1: Chris Ballard, in an effort to clear the air. So
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  Speaker 1: how did that go? You see the story? No, you
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  Speaker 1: didn't see this one, right, you're not a Colts fan.
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  Speaker 1: I got you. It's a good story though. So Anthony
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  Speaker 1: Richardson's agent called the meeting a quote very constructive opportunity
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  Speaker 1: to let feelings be known. How's that for some mumbo jumbo.
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  Speaker 1: The report says that the trade was not quote requested,
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  Speaker 1: but was quote broached In the meeting at the Ballard
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  Speaker 1: of the Ball, Ballad of the Bad Ball meet and
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  Speaker 1: greet there. So Colts said they don't plan to trade Richardson,
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  Speaker 1: but they got together. So let us discuss the question,
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  Speaker 1: how would you classify how would you classify Anthony Richardson's
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  Speaker 1: agent having a get together with Colts brass to quote,
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  Speaker 1: clear the air, close quote. So my view on this,
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  Speaker 1: I've got auditioning weekend at Bernie's and Willie Nelson and
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together and we
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  Speaker 1: are going to shake it up that baba ganoosh, We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna shake up the barba. So first of all, when
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  Speaker 1: I hear the phrase clear the air, can I ask
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  Speaker 1: you a question? What air we're talking about? Anthony Richardson.
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Richardson has been a human fog machine, is what
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  Speaker 1: he's been. This is the pig skin version of back
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  Speaker 1: in the nineteen nineties, the Coming of Age teen comedy
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  Speaker 1: clue this. The agent shows a profound lack of understanding
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  Speaker 1: methinks based on his body. And tell me if I'm
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  Speaker 1: being unfair on this, let me know, send me a
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  Speaker 1: comment or call it my take on Anthony Richardson. If
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  Speaker 1: you look at his body of work, it looks like
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Richardson won a raffle to be quarterback of the Colts.
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  Speaker 1: Like he's lucky that he even still has a damn
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  Speaker 1: locker in the NFL based on his performance. You know
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  Speaker 1: how when he starts he aded Florida at thirteen thirteen,
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  Speaker 1: that is not a resume. That is a summer internship,
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  Speaker 1: is what that is. And with the Colts, Richardson, who
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  Speaker 1: was projected to be a mid round draft pick, Richardson
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  Speaker 1: has been throwing two things. He's been throwing warm worm burners,
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  Speaker 1: which is hard to do when you play indoors and
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  Speaker 1: hospital balls, right, And it's like he's auditioning, and the
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  Speaker 1: audition is for they were going to bring back NFL films,
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  Speaker 1: bloopers and practical jokes, and he's auditioning for that. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Indianapolis picked Richardson with a top five pick. I believe
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  Speaker 1: it was number four overall in the draft, which means
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  Speaker 1: they passed on guys who actually know how to play football.
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  Speaker 1: They passed on people that actually are good at playing football,
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  Speaker 1: guys who didn't need a damn instruction manual on how
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  Speaker 1: to read a defense. However, and It's not all on
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Richardson. Late owner Jim Orsay clearly on a bender
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  Speaker 1: fell in love with the vertical leap and the Instagram highlights,
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  Speaker 1: and you would admit those are some good highlights. Man.
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  Speaker 1: People get hornswaggled by those highlights. So Anthony Richardson has
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  Speaker 1: a fifty point six percent completion percentage at this point
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  Speaker 1: in his career. He's got more injuries in the crash
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  Speaker 1: test dummy, and the way he's going, we cannot guarantee
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  Speaker 1: he will not have a hammy go whammy when he's
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  Speaker 1: signing autographs. And now his agent is out there, mister
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  Speaker 1: big balls like big balls, Bob. They're in Vegas. His
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  Speaker 1: agent is sniffing around talking about feelings and constructive meetings
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  Speaker 1: and all that. You know what's constructive completing a pass
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  Speaker 1: on third down. You lost the job to Daniel Jones.
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  Speaker 1: That alone is a football felony, is what that is
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  Speaker 1: right now. Secondly, it was announced that two of turned
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  Speaker 1: the page from that Anthony richards the thing. So it
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  Speaker 1: was announced that two of the biggest names in boxing.
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  Speaker 1: Back there used to be a sport called boxing is
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  Speaker 1: called pugilism, the sweet science, and it was really popular,
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  Speaker 1: and now it's dead and nobody pays attention to it.
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  Speaker 1: But it was announced tw of the biggest names back
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  Speaker 1: when people actually cared about that sport, Mike Tyson and
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  Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather have agreed to terms for an exhibition boxing
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  Speaker 1: match that you did not know you need, but you
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  Speaker 1: definitely cannot miss. So how does that one hit you?
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  Speaker 1: Mayweather and Tyson? So it hits me like weekend at
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  Speaker 1: Bernie's Burn, baby burn. This is a sporty Bernie Madoff
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  Speaker 1: level swindle right in front of your schnaze. Mike Tyson,
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  Speaker 1: I believe he is fifty nine years young, God bless him.
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  Speaker 1: And Floyd Mayweather is a spry he gotta be in
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  Speaker 1: late forty, like forty eight something like that. They are
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  Speaker 1: lacing up the gloves for an exhibition boxing match. This
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  Speaker 1: is gonna happen in the spring of twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: Now this is not really boxing. What this is let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you what this is after a minute long deliberation.
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  Speaker 1: Is my opinion. You can't sue me. It's my opinion.
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  Speaker 1: It's my opinion. This is a Ponzi scheme in sixteen
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  Speaker 1: ounce gloves, or maybe they'll use some other gloves. But
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  Speaker 1: it's a straight up hustle. Do the hustle now, do
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  Speaker 1: the hustle that makes Enron look like a lemonade stand
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  Speaker 1: and FTX look like a little piggybank. Remember that FTX. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was a good scamer. That was a couple years ago.
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  Speaker 1: So this is this isn't a fight per se. It's
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  Speaker 1: not really a fight. It's classic Wall Street scam. You
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  Speaker 1: fleece the fan, You fleece the fan for that sweet,
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  Speaker 1: sweet dumb money, the nectar of the gods, that dumb money. Now,
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  Speaker 1: most of Mike Tyson's experience in boxing comes as a heavyweight.
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  Speaker 1: That means over two hundred pounds and all that the
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  Speaker 1: heaviest weight class available. Floyd Mayweather fought as a professional boxer.
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  Speaker 1: He was a light middleweight, I believe, so in the
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  Speaker 1: one fifty range. You know what they say, though, a
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  Speaker 1: fool and his money, A fool and his money are
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  Speaker 1: soon parted. And this fight is just an ATM thing
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  Speaker 1: for suckers, right, Celebrity boxing, And I've ranted about this
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  Speaker 1: in previous episodes of the show, and I don't think
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  Speaker 1: anything's changed. Celebrity boxing is the new wild Wild West
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  Speaker 1: of sports. Grift. It's Mike Tyson here out there, almost
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  Speaker 1: sixty talking about how this fight's going to be detrimental
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  Speaker 1: to Floydweather's health. You got Floyd puffing his chest out,
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  Speaker 1: saying his legacy is untouchable and this will we'll be
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  Speaker 1: a legendary situation. They're a legendary. The only thing legendary
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  Speaker 1: here is the hutzpah it takes to sell this as
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  Speaker 1: must watch television. It's like watching a couple of retirees
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  Speaker 1: argue over the last doughnut at the senior Center. I
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  Speaker 1: except this is going to be put on the boob tube.
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  Speaker 1: And to all of you who are cantankerous, I appreciate
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  Speaker 1: that those of you that are clutching your pearls and
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  Speaker 1: whining about the sanctity of boxing, zip it, zip it.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know how to stop the manus, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you how nobody else has this content. If
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  Speaker 1: you are tired of these wild Wild West boxing matches,
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  Speaker 1: if you want something to change, well I can help
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  Speaker 1: you out. Okay, don't watch it, don't click the link,
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  Speaker 1: don't post about it on social media, don't fork over
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  Speaker 1: any money. If you keep feeding the beast, then they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna keep staging these freak shows and they'll make a
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  Speaker 1: fair amount of money, and you and I will be
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  Speaker 1: left holding the bag like investors in a bad hedge
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  Speaker 1: fund or taking advice from Blind Scott on stock options.
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  Speaker 1: This is the sports version of a pump and dump,
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  Speaker 1: and we are the ones getting dumped on. Is what
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  Speaker 1: it is. Now, that's it. You shouldn't watch. I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you not to watch. You're going to watch, right, I
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  Speaker 1: have a talk show to do. I will watch. I
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  Speaker 1: have content I must fill. I will watch. And Tyson
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  Speaker 1: Mayweather these are two names that still move the needle.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, you could argue that the needle is still
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  Speaker 1: stuck in nineteen ninety seven, but whatever, it's a money
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  Speaker 1: printing machine. And didn't Tyson That Tyson Jake Paul fight
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  Speaker 1: allegedly made like one hundreds of millions of dollars, which
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  Speaker 1: just blows me away. All right, final thought? Quick right,
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  Speaker 1: we go to the hardwood. Say what, well, more accurately,
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  Speaker 1: the injured list. The high speed sports wires spitting this
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  Speaker 1: out while we were all watching the NFL and the
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  Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles get to the one to h start. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the injured list is where Caitlin Clark was officially shut down.
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  Speaker 1: They said, shut it down for the rest of the
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  Speaker 1: WNBA season, which I thought was already over. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: realize they're still playing now. The player who plays for
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  Speaker 1: a team called the Fever. I'm offended by that. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, people die from fevers. I don't think it's
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  Speaker 1: right to celebrate the Fever. I think they should be canceled.
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  Speaker 1: It's not very woke of the WNBA to have a
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  Speaker 1: team named the Fever. It's a deadly thing. You're really
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  Speaker 1: poking fun at people that have died from the fever.
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  Speaker 1: There have been many plagues that have featured the fever anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that aside so the ratings, but boy, what a ratings
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  Speaker 1: bonanza has been the only reason anyone outside of our
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  Speaker 1: friend in Des Moines, Iowa. Who I believe Shannon de
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  Speaker 1: Moines watches the WNBA no matter what. But outside of Shannon,
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  Speaker 1: the Moine the only thing that was remotely interesting in
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  Speaker 1: that league has confirmed she will not be playing again
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  Speaker 1: this season thanks to a nagging groin injury. Insert your
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  Speaker 1: own joke there. So, how do you categorize Caitlin Clark's
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  Speaker 1: season ending injury? How do you categorize Kitlin Clark season
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  Speaker 1: ending injury. So this is a story that only our
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  Speaker 1: friend Danny DeVito, the number one trash man in Boston,
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  Speaker 1: could appreciate. You see, this is a takeout the trash
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  Speaker 1: day situation. This wasn't just your Friday news jumps. But
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  Speaker 1: bet it wasn't Friday. No, it was not Friday, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: Captain Obvious. This was actually somehow stronger. It was bigger
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  Speaker 1: than a Friday news dump. It was more powerful than
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  Speaker 1: a Friday news them they slid this news out the
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  Speaker 1: side door. During the NFL's opening kickoff, while twenty five million,
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  Speaker 1: maybe not that many, but a fair amount of people
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  Speaker 1: were watching the Cowboys and Eagles, Caitlyn Clark was quietly
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  Speaker 1: announcing she's dunskies, She's out of here. That's like whispering
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  Speaker 1: a confession to a crime in the middle of a
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  Speaker 1: Metallica concert. Nobody is going to hear it. Okay, no
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  Speaker 1: one's gonna hear it. What are you doing? So q
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  Speaker 1: up the Willie Nelson Classic and get Dandy down back
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  Speaker 1: from the other side. Turn at the last the parties
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  Speaker 1: over the WNBA had one rocket ship. They had one
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  Speaker 1: rocket ship, one shooting star, her name Caitlyn Clark, and
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  Speaker 1: that shooting star has just vanished into the injury void
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  Speaker 1: out somewhere far far away in the cosmos. The NFL
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  Speaker 1: is king, and yet now now the WNBA has been
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  Speaker 1: totally erased from the marquee, no need to pay attention.
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  Speaker 1: So what's left flotsam and jets them. That's it, a
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  Speaker 1: league full of spare parts floating aimlessly into the empty
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  Speaker 1: basketball ocean. It's like the dead sea. The WNBA lost
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  Speaker 1: its golden goose, and unlike unlike the NFL, and unlike
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  Speaker 1: the NBA, they don't have multiple stars to prop it up.
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  Speaker 1: This is Caitlin Clark's world. Without her, the league is
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  Speaker 1: back to background noise status. I'm sure that many me
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  Speaker 1: woke people in the media will still give the scores
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  Speaker 1: because they've been told to. But trust me, no one's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be watching. The Raider's gonna be terrible, and no
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  Speaker 1: need to sugarcoat it. I don't think we're doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Caitlin Clark being shelved until twenty twenty six is a
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  Speaker 1: body blow. Body blow, it's a dagger, it's a reality check.
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  Speaker 1: The hype balloon has popped, and what's left again. The
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  Speaker 1: people that will be watching, You're gonna have the die hards,
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  Speaker 1: very small group. You'll have the basketball hipsters, the Woakesters,
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  Speaker 1: you'll have friends and family. That'll be the crowd, friends
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  Speaker 1: and family, the hipster Wokesters, and the diehards. Everyone else, right,
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  Speaker 1: everyone else. You'll go back to football. We got the
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  Speaker 1: baseball pennant races heating up. There's a chill in the
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  Speaker 1: air almost everywhere, and that means October baseball will be
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  Speaker 1: College football, go out watch Bill Belichick his doors blown
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  Speaker 1: off by random schools. That's worth watching. That's worth a watch.
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  Speaker 1: quarterback Josh Allen, the reigning MVP. It was announced He's
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: partnered with Blank to make three new sauces. You're gonna
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: be excited about this, Ben. I think he has joined
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  Speaker 1: They're not open on Sunday, so that is interesting. No,
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  Speaker 1: that is incorrect. He has partnered with Josh Allen Snickers.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Snickers is the answer. And the sauces. Yeah, so the
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  Speaker 1: sauces are peanut TERYOKEI caramel buffalo that sounds terrible, chocolate
• 23:49
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• 23:59
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  Speaker 1: to screaming Steven or screaming Steve. Hello, screaming Steven.
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  Speaker 6: They once again an honor. And someone gave me a
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  Speaker 6: shout out on the on the trivia with the sauces,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah nice, Yeah, Hey, I got a really good spit story.
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  Speaker 6: Man. This was years ago. I was working as a
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were.
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  Speaker 6: One guy was tapping a hammer on the table and
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  Speaker 6: the other guy has got the vice strip and this
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: dude was really large, tyme, he had like man moves,
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: you know, and they were flips each other, and he
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: jetted at him and he with the vice and just
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: started bleeding. I was just laughing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, could the guy spit on him before this?
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  Speaker 2: I forgot that part.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yeah, that's the most important place. It's a
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  Speaker 1: spinning story, but it turned into pure violence. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know if you if you spin on somebody, that
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: should be you know, you got to get him back, right,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: somebody spits on you.
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  Speaker 2: That's I got.
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  Speaker 6: Excited and I forgot. Yeah, he spit on him, are you?
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  Speaker 6: And he pissed his nipple with the visor and just
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  Speaker 6: just started bleeding like a fuck pig.
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  Speaker 1: As Wow, that's great. That's a wonderful story. That's really uplifting,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: right right, What about when you were anything in any
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  Speaker 1: jail stories of spitting anything happened in the in the
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  Speaker 6: Dudes that used to buy like eminems from the canteen
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  Speaker 6: is what they called it, and then he would he
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  Speaker 6: would turn his T shirt into G string and he
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: would put lipstick on with the peanut eminem. That was
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: pretty weird.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's uh, that's around.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: You would dance throb it back. Well, then they just
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: couldn't make and he couldn't order pean at eminems anymore.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: They took those away. Understandable. I don't melt. They won't
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  Speaker 1: melt in your mouth, but apparently in your lips they
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  Speaker 1: will absolutely melt.
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  Speaker 6: I guess if you're into that kind of thing.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I was saying, okay, all right, well yes, I'm sure
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: you know performance you got to clarify that. Yeah, well whatever, yeah,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I got you. All right, Well, very good screaming. You're
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: a big star. What what what what?
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: I can't thank you guys enough for all the time.
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: It's an honor, so fun.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: It's all right, well, well, thank you and we'll move on.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: But there is a great screaming Steve a big fan
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: of the show. We love him. One of the new characters.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: To call him the show. He's very exciting. Let's keep
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: it going on the phones. We'll say hello to Poppy
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: and Sunday. I go, hello, Poppy, welcome.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: You're excited.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: And we're until we're going to get the lepreun right,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Oh are.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: You going against? All right? Hold on, say lets see
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: you get him on Mike, Mike the Leprecaun. Are you there,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun. Mike the Leprecaun, he punched him up here?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Whole of the duck?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Are you? Are you picking games against Poppy? Is that accurate?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: The duck is?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Oh? The duck is because okay, So okay, by the.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: Way, I have a ke gript.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I have a VI script for marself.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, congratulations, I'll give you, give you, I'll give you
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: a puffy a little puffy sticker. Congratulations. Okay, well this
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: is going to be a great pick. So we have
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Poppy picking against a fake rubber chicken. And uh, let's see.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: How how are we going to know which team the
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: chicken likes?
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: What do we what are we going to do?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I will chickens?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's do three well, boy, we'll do
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: three games. What's that Poppy.
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  Speaker 3: Game?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: What is going on here? Are Poppy? Are you there? Poppy?
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm here?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Can you hear me?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: No? Not really? Which is good? All right? Well, he
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: has requested the Patriot Raider game. That is the request
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: from Michael LEPRECN, so we will we will start with
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: that game, gentlemen. Here according to the find people over
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: there at Draft Kings Sports Book, I have the I
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: have the app right here. So I'm looking at the
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: updated point spread here for the game on Sunday, and
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: the Raiders and Patriots. Patriots now two and a half
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: point favorites. Poppy, who do you like quickly in that game? Poppy?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Hey, well on this game, you know, shout out to them?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Uh? You know.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: First of all, I.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Want to say thanks to my mental bed Maun for
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: the pick. And we had a he was from New England,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Drake May. He's a quarterback by se him better than
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: the Raiders and the rest and feet for him and
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: the Mela militia, and I'm gonna go with the Patriots
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: minus one and a half for him.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: All right. So Poppy's sucking up to Boston picking the Patriots.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: What about the rubber Chicken. Let's go to the rubber
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: chick in here. This will be.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Fun, Robert, Poppy needs to get to the point quicker anyway,
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: that's true, Yes, easily, easily about two point five and
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: be over unders.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: I believe it's forty two.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: All right, no, shut up, that's it's forty four and
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: a half on draftings. Okay, so you guys agree both
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: taking the Patriots. Very good. What's next? What's the next game?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Let's do you guys, I'm not gonna wait for you.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Let's just do this. The Sunday night game the raven
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the Ravens and the Bills Baltimore. It was a pick
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: on Baltimore and draftings one and a half point favorite poppy,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Well look.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: There's gonna be a good game. And like, man, you
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: know what, I really love Josh Allen the MVT. I'm
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: gonna have to stick with Josh Allen.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: The MVP.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: From last is a Buffalo Bill Bill Mafio.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Let's go okay, all right, Bill's Mafia. Quite the handicapping there.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: What about the rubber Chicken Baltimore Baltimore? Okay, so you
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: disagree on that game? All right? You disagree to swim?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: They know how to swim.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna walk out
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: have a smoke here. Oh my god. All right, well
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: last one. Are we going to do this every week? Well,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: we'll see what probably not. Alright, here we go the
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: last game, Steelers and Jets, Pittsburgh a three point road
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: favorite against the Jets. This is Aaron Rodgers versus Justin Fields.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I'll let the chicken go first this time. Chicken. Who
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: you got quickly? Rubber chicken, rubber chicken, rubber chicken. Cool ones,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear the chickens. Yes, you're just making this up.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: But go ahead there, please, Poppy, hurry up. Who do
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: you like?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, look on this game. It's a revenge game.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers going back to me. I'm gonna go out
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: with the revenge Aaron Rodgers and Mike Tomlin and the
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: give Dieseler.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Isn't it a revenge game for Justin Fields because he
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: played for the Steelers too, So.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, a double revenge game.
• 32:22
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  Speaker 1: That's Tom in Indiana. What do Steve Baumer and anything
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: anyone who sends weed Man money have in common? What
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: being easily persuaded? That's from Eric again, and here we go,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: last one, last one. What to washed up radio guy
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Howard Stern and weed Man Hippie having common? What lots
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: of days off? Thank you weed Man? Talk to you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: next week.