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Cheeserim: Skyrim, Dial of Destiny & New Jedi Order Trilogy · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  it's only been one week but I already have an update on the gnome
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  investigation not only does this mean there's an update but it also means you
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  have a time frame to go back through your door cam also only been a week in a
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  week is a is a lifetime in a kidnapping situation yeah that's right welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to do
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  all things
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  nerdy there's good news they have been returned right unarm the they've been
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  returned and freshly fainted so and haven't now I've seen a
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  photo and they look great I want to see how they look before but I they were
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  fine before but I was thinking about this right that's it's so presumptuous
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  right it is because that's what if they were like I don't
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  know looms like yeah exactly yeah yeah oh M if my daughter painted a gnome and
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  someone painted over it what if your kids who are dead now did them or
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  something like that they don't know no but they don't know they don't know
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  that's the thing and that's why it's so weird like it seems like I can see where
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  people would think it's a nice thing but it's just so intrusive very presumptuous
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  but now we've got a choice cuz we got we got got the camera out saw who did it
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  have no idea who it is still which is even weirder it's a total stranger wow
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  like it's not like a neighbor that we know so it's a total stranger but now do
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  we put our other NES out that are out the back that need a bit of refresh out
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  there and that's right yeah uhuh MH other things you need painted you know
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  an old birdhouse or something pop that out there see when they're going to stop
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  listeners we're going to harness the power of the listeners to assist with
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  this too because this person might have an Instagram or some kind ofh YouTube
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  channel where they're like cuz there's YouTube channels for guys who mow Lawns
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  right you've had that happen to you maybe you got by one of them maybe
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  they with the mowing La they do do the thing where they come and ask no not
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  always I've there's one guy who um he's been told off halfway through before cuz
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  he was mowing the lawn someone's rental property who just doesn't give a [ __ ]
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  and the guy shows Up's like what doing my [ __ ] lawn and he's like mowing
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  it it's [ __ ] I mean that's kind of fair though like if
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  some guy was Mo my lawn I'd want to know who he was and what he was doing there
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  and mo your lawn is not a good enough explanation for why he being sitation
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  Luke's having Luke's had exactly that situation and now he's got the gnome
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  situation so what I'm saying is there could be a YouTuber out there don't if I
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  hope this is the same person or not do people just think I don't know how to
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  take care of myself or something don't know what they think that no you we
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  already established they don't know you so they don't know well L doesn't know
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  them that doesn't mean they don't know Luke I mean he is a dle internet
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  celebrity so yeah and it is fairly obvious that he can't take care of
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  himself I guy from multiple nerdgasms grass needs Mo and his nose need
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  repainting so so that I don't know what'll happen after this cuz I was
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  hoping I could find out like which neighbor what I saw but now I don't
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  something of theirs what's the next man woman or child it's a woman a woman woman okay
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  it's a woman elderly woman like a retire
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  old woman okay yeah because older woman that's not
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  YouTuber you never know I mean I don't want to Grandma she's a she's an old woman
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  true in fact I might I might try to get in touch with her this week because uh
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  I've also began playing Skyrim again oh and how many times have you purchased it
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  now uh at least three times and this is the third time I'm playing it um I've
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  got to say guys Skyrim on the switch it was like a match that was always meant
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  to be this is stunning I a lot of screaming or running off it here's the
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  thing I don't know I would have assumed it was running off it except I didn't
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  download it but the um the streaming version of uh Resident Evil Village took
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  like 10 minutes to load because it had to connect to the server and this loads
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  instantly so so I honestly don't know but it it is the graphics are so precise
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  it couldn't possibly be be using this Hardware I mean I've had it for a while
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  certainly before they were streaming games so I think it does run on there
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  it's like I bought it I think back when it came out on the switch like years ago
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  that was a now do you have the enhanced Edition uh that's a good question I
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  don't cuz I've not even looked up to see what the difference between enhanced and
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  nonenhanced is um I just saw that this was $30 and went yeah that's that's
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  within my price range and and guys honestly been playing a bit of Skyrim
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  before B at night it's been amazing it's like it's 2011 all over again the funny
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  thing is I so I've owned Skyrim I bought it on PC first many many years ago MH um
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  when we lived in norburn actually when it came out I remember when you were
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  playing it and then I bought it on the
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  Xbox 360 right or Xbox One no Xbox one would have been 360 I had it on oh no no
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  I bought it later on on the Xbox One and then um because I bought the HD the
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  remastered version of it there was you know there was a remaster of it like
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  years ago they bought right and I've since bought the the upgrade Edition on
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  that and I've bought the switch version so and as Tod held says you keep buying
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  it we'll keep releasing it if they keep releasing I'll keep buying it honestly
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  it's amazing last place I played it was on the Xbox actually like few months ago
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  yeah so I played it twice on Xbox the 360 would have been the first time and
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  then Xbox One the second time the first time I basically did a regular play
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  through similar combination of of uh
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  main story and side quests second time I played through I didn't do any of the
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  main story whatsoever it was a longer playthrough than the first one and all I
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  did was just live there um this time I'm going to do the main story but I'm also
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  if I discover a location I have to clear it I'm not allowed to just let things
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  come up on the map and then just go what was that so if I find a cave all right
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  well going in this going yeah so I'm really enjoying what if
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  you I'm I'm also not getting like totally stuck on inventory this time
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  either like having to search every corpse and every he going to leave those
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  wheels of cheese lying around are you right yeah
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  loser I've always always carrying too much in those games cuz I might need
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  this new weapon I've just got I never use it but I and then you're like what's
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  taking all this room why do I have 500 Forks yeah that's right yeah and it's
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  it's also I'll take this and sell it cuz I need money I've got all the money in
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  the world but I the store is like I don't want
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  that why you brought but also like before I was carrying all these dragons
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  bones with me and it stuff figure they don't figure in they just
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  are expensive so sell them immediately you can make armor out of
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  them at a certain point if you want to yeah yeah the last time I played it I
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  basically before I I got to White Run and then from there managed to not play
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  any more of the story until I had dragon armor I got so good at blacksmithing
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  that was what all I focused on and then just playing the game once you've got
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  that from the start you're Invincible you just make daggers and you can get
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  yeah yeah just make dagger over and over and over if you want to do that you can
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  do that it is it is a little cheaty you still need resources though so you still
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  need to go out and fight dragons Etc but you do level up your uh your smithing
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  very very quickly doing that yes I don't have a Smith I can use yet cuz I'm not
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  now I want to play it again think that's how it works in real life is that you
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  just you just make daggers over and over again all you make is daggers and then
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  one day you I've made enough daggers now I can make dragon bone armor
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  well I um I worked at the Easter show
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  one year and um was uh I bied up to the blacksmith that was there and he taught
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  me how to make Horseshoes and I will say I made three over a long weekend the
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  first one didn't wasn't even shaped like a horseshoe it was it was garbage by the
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  third one was not having it you could kind of tell that it was meant to be a
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  horseshoe so I do think if you've made thousands of Dage probably are a good yeah
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  I've made a dagger with my friend Ed yeah yeah he had a he had a forge in his
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  his um his garage in um uh Stan more oh
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  yeah yeah as you do yeah he he was a DM
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  yeah the Stan more blacksmiths yeah he was the dungeon master for our D and D
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  game back many many moons ago and um he had a yeah he had a forge he moved to uh
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  I'm shocked that somebody that be into dungeons of dragons has made a for he moved to
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  Catalonia and he does metal work there now so good on him I mean if you're
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  going to do it anywhere yeah that's like
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  prob more of a business there than St St yeah but I did make one I made one
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  dagger so have it no I left it with him cuz it was all his materials and
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  everything I felt weird about it yeah he just did it for the sake of the
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  experience yeah it's [ __ ] hard should stabbed him with it and then you would have become
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  his power yeah for
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  RO a lot of heting cooling down hitting six or above to see if you
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  survive [ __ ] it's [ __ ] hard work
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  I bet it is in stanmore in a garage that opens onto the back alley it's [ __ ]
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  hot and hard work it's good fun though bet it is now we've all watched a
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  trailer oh yeah we have we are all excited and nervous all at the same time
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  I think man okay I tell you
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  what I would have been only excited if they hadn't have included that New York
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  City footage in because in the last trailer I managed to convince myself
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  that maybe that was just work in progress special effects but it's still
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  in there and so now I think okay so there's there's at least one really
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  over-the-top blue screen Chase sequence
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  um uh that I'm not excited about so they showed this at sorry did we say what
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  this was that was no no I was about to say obviously it's the Star Wars
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  celebration so they showed the Indiana Jones trailer yeah yeah which I was like
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  all right I mean it is owned by the same company sort of isn't it yeah so Indiana
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  Jones and the dial of Destiny oh that's right they they own the rights to make
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  new ones but they don't own the distribution rights to the old ones
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  something like that yeah Paramount still owns that or something m
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  but uh yeah so new new trailer this one this trailer is better than the other
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  other trailer yeah in my opinion it made me go okay the other one made me not
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  want to watch it cringe a little I do get the feeling with this one that
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  they're not going leaning into the old jokes this time like they're starting
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  off with he's retiring well I hope it they start off with that and that sort
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  of I I thought he said Harrison Ford said in an interview recently that they
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  had a bunch of old man jokes in there and he was like get that out of there yeah
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  [ __ ] yeah they know I'm old let's stop drawing attention to it yeah yeah yeah I
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  already made those jokes in the force awakens yeah Fe wall of bridge looks
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  great in it though yeah sure yeah good actress I'm into her I mean everyone you
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  know what I mean mads mikkelson's a Nazi in it I know and he's going full Nazi too I was
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  like okay I you can only play a if you're famous enough as a nice guy
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  that people know you're not a na you know what I mean like I put on a Nazi
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  outfit even just for a play everyone would be like oh of course of course D
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  it depends for for a main for a main Nazi you need to be that for a
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  background Nazi I think and direct na that's right yeah it's called My Life as
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  a Nazi and autobiography no I'm looking forward to
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  but I do worri that it's more when the music start to playing that sort of
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  brings me back and that's what I liked about it the other trailer did that I
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  found it to be a bit on the nose and this one they did they smooshed together
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  um uh what it the stone song um Sympathy for the Devil with the Indiana Jones
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  theme and I was like okay sympathy for Phoebe wallbridge yeah one thing I did
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  get other thing I did get from the trailer is cuz you know how he's going
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  to be they're showing like younger versions of him I get the feel they're
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  not flashbacks more of a he's gone back in time type of thing oh interesting I
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  see what you're saying M migon does say he's going to undo what happened in the
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  past yeah oh so maybe okay so he old Indie doesn't travel back in time but he
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  can travel back in time within his maybe he go backets young
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  I maybe I don't know maybe they [Laughter]
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  kiss well why don't we jerk each other off it's just a feeling I have I don't
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  have anything
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  to um no that's just also yeah it does seem to be something like that because
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  he says Hitler made a bunch of mistakes and I'm going to go back and fix them
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  that's what mads Mickelson says and the dial of Destiny which to me makes it
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  that's what mads mson said in an interview they didn't ask him about that
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  he just started saying it and everyone was like all right we focus on the film
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  please man yeah he was like you know Hitler Hitler made mistake and they're
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  like probably more than one but go on and he's like no no I just think if I
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  was in Hitler's position I would do at least one thing slightly
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  differently all right Ms yeah was it like working with Harrison
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  Ford the thing is that no not the platform no no [ __ ] it it is the Luke's
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  gone so is there another you I don't know about um I'm listening to I'm listening
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  to this this oh yeah that's where he's gone this long form podcast on Hitler
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  and the Nazis at the moment and the
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  thing is Hitler had so many at so many
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  points and now I didn't agree with him at any of these points but I just feel
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  it's important to say that however however if he had stopped at a dozen or
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  so points before heed Poland he he would
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  have gotten away with it and and gotten everything you know what I mean like
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  there was so like he invaded Czechoslovakia Annex that he Annex parts
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  of the Soviet Union he'd Annex parts of France and parts of Northern Italy no
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  one did a thing if he just he got a little too greedy yeah yeah sure like
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  Europe today could have been very different if he just kept the re on ited
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  in somewhat and not going Whole Hog yeah yeah yeah be better off I'm just well
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  yeah I mean for us yes I want this to be good I noticed there's a part in it
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  where he says something about well this will be the last time I do this so I I
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  think they're making it very clear this is not just the start of something new
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  this is I think they did cut that from an interview with Harrison for now I
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  always put that in the movie CU that's they're now saying that actually they're
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  saying this is the final if they could do that I think they should do that with
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  all the interview footage of mark hamilt leading up to um Last Jedi The Last Jedi
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  and just put put all that in as as Luke I don't agree with what I've been told
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  to say in this scene Ray but I'm going to say it anyway that's right oh some
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  new news yeah we did this blew my [ __ ] mind man I L to put his
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  headphones on let Luke put his headphones on and how we know ind's gay
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  I'm back oh he is now damn it I missed well he gay for himself yeah I I'm gay
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  for him it's not gay it's just masturbation if you're [ __ ] yourself
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  from an alternate timeline do you think when he comes and goes
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  do you think Young IND is doing all his tricks with his dick and then he just
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  gets it out and just quickly jerks off it makes that count this is what
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  happens when a leave you to alone I hope his gun makes the same ridiculous gun
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  sound twangy yeah yeah that like 1930 bullet sound yeah yeah it's like why
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  does it sound like that mhm cuz it's indie yeah and because at this point it
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  would sound weird if it didn't like if you've heard a real gun it just sounds
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  like a big popping sound if his gun made You' be like what is that his gun sounds
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  like a cannon it's like yeah yeah yeah it could be worse it could be like
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  Natalie Portman's gun in The Phantom Menace when no matter which gun she
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  fires it makes the same sound I'd make a sound if she fired my gun that's when
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  she fell out of the um the helicopter spaceship in Attack of the Clones when
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  if you saw at the movies and she goes uh and then they're like are you all right
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  yeah I'm fine and she is that just after her complete onesie gets torn into a tank
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  top I'm not complaining about that yes it is they fix that in there they fixed
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  that in for the DVD release they filled in the tank top no no the no falls out
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  it actually sounds like she hurts herself she doesn't just
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  go right yeah yeah no no they're not putting more clothes on her no luk just
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  in your absence we we we stopped ourselves from moving on from Indie news
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  to Star Wars new Star Wars Star Wars news yeah you can't look me out of Star
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  Wars news no no no of course not but we were just saying that there's Ray news
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  did you know that did you read this no ah they've announced happening so James
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  Mangold is doing a movie Dave filon is
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  doing a movie and and someone you've doing a trilogy
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  one of the movies they're doing I forget who's doing which I don't person the
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  other person's doing one that's set years after rise of Skywalker and it's
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  got Daisy Ridley in it as Ray teaching a new generation of Jedi another re this
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  is he's rolling his eyes listeners he's rolling his eyes The Annoying Thing is
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  trying to contain his rage they are they they're going to do
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  the storyline that they should have done for the actual SE
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  I mean that's optimistic I would have said they were going to make the same
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  mistake all over again but yeah actually says it's the new Jedi Order is the uh
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  is the era Mark Ham's goingon to be like are you [ __ ] serious yes New Jedi
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  Order Daisy Ridley was on hand at Star Wars celebration to celebrate which is
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  appropriate given the name you know what they should do you know what would be
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  awesome if they wrote in that there was a like a former Stormtrooper that was
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  like destined to be a Jedi or something wasn't that great would be great if they
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  started to write a character you know what they should do though they should
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  definitely not make him a person of color so that half the world don't go
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  please ride him out of the trilogy yes yes there's no way they'd screw that up
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  though we were [ __ ] man honestly I mean the person who's most annoyed about
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  this of course is Boyer himself like was was promised and and really really set
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  up for a very lead role in in that trilogy and then was pushed to the side
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  we all lost when that happened the problem is they let two directors write
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  their own different stories mhm well three and then they panicked about the
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  last one and they just was the third one James Mangold isn't he isn't he back no
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  no um it was what's he the Jurassic
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  world guy um what's his name a bloody
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  the the guy to and because he had did
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  Godzilla as well uh no no no that's um
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  GTH mingi Edwards I [ __ ] wish GTH mingi would do a Star Wars movie Matt have you seen
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  there's a guy on Twitter who's writing all the fake GTH mangi books oh God no I
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  haven't Colin trevo that's not the guy Runing The Goth books that's the guy who
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  was first to direct episode 9 and they fight him because he Jurassic world came
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  out it was a huge hit but then he did some other movie book of Henry or
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  something if you saw for Disney don't you it was a [ __ ] and then Disney were
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  like Nar and but then remember his script was leaked and it was good yeah
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  well it was different which is you know you know who loved it John
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  Boyer yes so looking at this mangold's film will explore the first Jedi to use
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  the force and will be set 25,000 years in the past oh it doesn't say in the in
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  what past though that could 25 is in whose
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  past Star Wars I assume that's which one
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  it'll be what it be B I suppose once you get the numbers that big it doesn't
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  really matter 25,000 years which is no no Battle of Yin yeah
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  there's BBY and ab that's where that's the line is it yep H okay well that was
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  what it used to be univers imagine that just some kid just suddenly figures out
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  he can do stuff that's awesome that's awesome and we'll know that there won't
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  be any other Jedi or anything because it doesn't exist yet true what's he going to do is
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  he he's just going to be massively overpowered against whatever it is
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  that's keeping him down I wonder if they're going to talk about the mid
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  choran like is he the first one he like he [ __ ] a monkey and gets oh my God
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  blood disease and now look it's written byck [ __ ]
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  him back that he got the disease um I saw this interview with
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  George Lucas the other day an older interview but um about the scripts that
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  he gave uh to Disney right yeah and evidently Disney did use quite a few of
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  his ideas in the one in the the force awakens yeah they I mean they said that
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  Cherry Picked a few of his good points but he wanted an entire movie so the
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  force people use the force but then the
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  force and the force influences medoran
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  inside you right but he wanted it to be that these tiny microbes controlled the
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  force and therefore controlled people and therefore people people that use the
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  force are literally just puppets of these microbes and he wanted episode 10
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  or something yeah the wills to be set in
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  the like subatomic world and the characters were all microbes so you know
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  how we were like what ideas did George Lucas have that Disney absolutely
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  [ __ ] not but this point I wish they I wish he' done it to be honest cuz I
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  don't like any of this new stuff I know but this is why I also think it's a good
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  idea that it was taken off him a little bit when he SC down that far give it to
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  me I will fix this okay hold on hold on hold on what if they said to you look we
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  have bought the rights to this [ __ ] Micro
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  World story we have to use that but Luke you can direct it and you can you can
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  interpret any way you want so you're not you have to but you have to still set it
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  in this summer topic world you you'd still be up for it I'd still be up for
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  it and I'd make it work okay I'd like to see that I would definitely watch that
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  movie I'd still it to be set there but a lot of the story would happen elsewhere
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  they you remember when
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  sure but now look what they what I really think they're doing they're doing
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  what they should have done so they're having her building the New jetto Order
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  so there going to be no Empire there'll be there'll be Warlords and stuff so be
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  the remnants of the Empire that get split up and go off and create their own
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  sort of little sanctums and stuff that'll that'll happen I bet it won't I
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  bet it'll be something [ __ ] that you won't think of because seem very sure
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  about this yeah what they should also do is they should also get to the part
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  where I thought Luke was going The Last Jedi before they ruined it and turned
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  him into no there is good luck that they go into that gray area sure there is no
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  black and white light and dark I Haven watched is like Michael Jackson always
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  said yes doesn't matter if you're black or white Beat It just I will touch you
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  yeah you can no but that that's not true though he he really only touched white
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  kids is that true I mean anecdotally take but I take it all back
• 25:45
  well yeah I think it's only the the yeah it was only sort of white children that
• 25:49
  came forward I'm sorry I'm sorry I took this in a very strange Direction I'm
• 25:52
  really sorry list hold on hold on hold on I'll I just you you guys went with
• 25:56
  this way more than I expected well actually he was a huge Star Wars
• 26:01
  fan so it's still on top fine um he either write or direct or starring or
• 26:07
  something the Disney Star Wars ride back in the ' 80s as well there was a Michael
• 26:13
  Ja Star Wars experience yeah um remember he wanted to be J when Star Wars was
• 26:18
  still magic he couldn't have done a worse job than armed
• 26:22
  best um Michael Jackson in that song Too black or white it doesn't say you can
• 26:28
  you can he'll date you if you're black or white he says if you're thinking
• 26:32
  about my baby it don't matter if you're black or white so he's like that's true
• 26:36
  so like if you're a yeah if you're a friend of the person I'm dating I don't
• 26:41
  care what race you are does he mean by to be clear I will
• 26:45
  only date white people
• 26:50
  um's daughter wasn't it oh well he married her there's no evidence I think
• 26:54
  she still claims they never consumated that marriage though doesn't she oh dear
• 26:58
  and then he impregnated a nurse yeah did
• 27:01
  he why did you do quotes on Nurse not on
• 27:05
  impregnate he's not convinced of her qualifications but what does she do for
• 27:11
  a living and then um Elvis's granddaughter
• 27:16
  went and married um Nicholas Cage and made him get rid of all his comic books
• 27:20
  that heent trying to trying to buy back that's right for a lot more than what he
• 27:25
  sold him for yeah uh except for that that one Superman number one that's
• 27:31
  still missing to this day un no one's going to part with that
• 27:36
  the final film in the trilogy so it's not a Trilogy I shouldn't call it that
• 27:40
  but in the three films that they're making is Dave filon tying together
• 27:44
  Mandalorian Boba Fett and the Ashoka show so I I just fell asleep what did
• 27:50
  you say yeah I know right yeah can we um just cut Boba fet out well here's the
• 27:57
  thing no myto watch bobit yes I have I'm watching it now and oh yeah I'm enjoying
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  it okay okay so I started watching something recently um because as you
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  know I didn't watch all of Kenobi I watched the first two episodes and then
• 28:13
  I just couldn't oh I forgot that it was absolute garbage and then I watched this
• 28:18
  video essay on why conceptually it was very good it was just really drawn out
• 28:24
  and I thought okay maybe that's true so I found a fan edit that edited the
• 28:29
  entire series of Kenobi into just one movie and I started watching that and I
• 28:34
  got about the same editorially the same distance in and it's just not good it's
• 28:40
  just not any good a there was absolutely no reason for Kenobi and Vader to have
• 28:46
  met during that time no it really undermines that whole thing that they
• 28:50
  hadn't seen each other for 30 years it's it's it's it's wrong it ruins what was
• 28:54
  already there it's like it they found a loophole M where they were able to smush it in
• 29:00
  there but that doesn't mean that doesn't mean it makes sense really like oh they
• 29:05
  never said they didn't bump into each other yeah all right I guess sure
• 29:09
  heavily imp seen each yeah exactly I mean and it does undermine a lot of you
• 29:15
  know now I'm the master yeah I know you said that last time we met up yeah
• 29:20
  that's right and then was he lit he literally
• 29:27
  says you didn't kill Anakin I killed Anakin yeah we
• 29:31
  know right it's it actually means a lot less he's telling him that like [ __ ]
• 29:37
  hell so on the nose you know what I realized the other day and I don't know
• 29:41
  why this popped into my head when when I was a kid and I used to watch New Hope I
• 29:47
  thought there were two lightsabers in that movie one red one one blue one
• 29:51
  right but there's not oban's lightsaber and Luke's father's lightsaber are two
• 29:57
  different lightsabers I assumed ass everyone had that one yeah
• 30:02
  correct I assumed that and and he was like this is it this is the light saber
• 30:06
  and that Luke had ended up with it but of course that's not the case it's just
• 30:10
  would had it after that good point I never really thought about that but you
• 30:14
  never saw them both take them out at once you never saw them duel or even practice
• 30:19
  dueling right we never established that Obi-Wan had his own light but the one
• 30:24
  that he gave Luke even though you didn't see him together like he hands the one
• 30:28
  to Luke Luke's got it and then Obi-Wan uses his to cut off um
• 30:32
  P but it's not Luke hadn't been holding it at that point they didn't establish
• 30:37
  there were two of them yeah correct you never saw them both yeah so just as a
• 30:42
  kid I thought there was the blue lightsaber and the red lightsaber yeah I
• 30:46
  don't know just passed me by yeah yeah no I never no there's a part where Luke
• 30:51
  goes to kill himself with it cuz he doesn't know what it is he's just looking in
• 30:54
  it they cut that scene out the bit where he get so depressed the and Uncle Owen
• 31:00
  dead that he's like I'm just going to point this lightsaber in my mouth yeah
• 31:05
  yeah that's a good scene though in the
• 31:08
  Kenobi Series where made doesn't exist
• 31:14
  Kenobi goes and drops off that that little model plane to Luke that he plays
• 31:19
  with in New Hope because you've got to [ __ ] link everything and um and then
• 31:26
  [ __ ] Owen comes and Chucks it back at him and goes he doesn't need your
• 31:29
  [ __ ] toys and he doesn't need being told about space and Adventures and [ __ ]
• 31:32
  stay away from my [ __ ] kid and I thought that's I'd watch that show you
• 31:37
  know where he's just like he's a farmer now he's meant to just be looked after
• 31:40
  here by me piss off like you dropped him off here to keep him safe what are you
• 31:45
  doing trying to suck him into all this [ __ ] we're Farms we Farm water like
• 31:51
  that's that makes sense but then there's also someone pointed out you oh you
• 31:54
  haven't seen the last episode but you know L you've seen it right you know
• 31:57
  reverse coming to the homestead right and Owen knows that and they both like
• 32:02
  we've we've got to hunker down and fight otherwise you know they'll just chase us
• 32:06
  and it's like no no no that's actually [ __ ] insane yeah right you need to
• 32:11
  you need to run away like that's what you should be doing also change his last
• 32:17
  name please if you want to keep him safe the first thing you need to do is change
• 32:23
  his name Leia changed her name yeah he's now Luke baru you are not going to be
• 32:29
  able to kill this woman she is a [ __ ]
• 32:33
  luk done she is a Sith Inquisitor and you are a farmer with a gun you are not
• 32:39
  going to be able to kill this woman what are you talking about you insane man
• 32:44
  yeah yeah well clearly someone kills her right no still out there for our own [ __ ]
• 32:50
  Trilogy coming soon yeah also makes no [ __ ] sense M right Obi-Wan takes pity
• 32:56
  on it lets it go sorry so she knows that that's Darth Vader's son on the farm and
• 33:01
  he like sorry also are you [ __ ] insane obiwan but also next 20 years she
• 33:07
  doesn't tell Darth Vader exactly no how does how does Darth Vader not not know
• 33:12
  at this point after the after the events of the Obi-Wan why allowed to live look sorry
• 33:19
  sorry listeners when does Darth Vader realize that he's still when it was
• 33:26
  written to a script in Empire strike back correct yeah at that point they
• 33:29
  know it what is it but it's because at that point he started kind of
• 33:35
  telepathically being linked to him with the force right because there once or
• 33:40
  twice they kind of talk to each other sort of and there's a great deleted
• 33:44
  scene in um Return of the Jedi where they full on have a ray and kylo
• 33:49
  conversation uh but they removed it there's a I think literally the first
• 33:54
  time you can track it back like so you don't you the audience doesn't know that
• 33:59
  you know their father and son until he tells him and on besin but earlier on I
• 34:04
  think the first time it kind of comes up at all is when he's talking to the
• 34:07
  emperor on the holler thing and he says the son of Skywalker must not be allowed
• 34:11
  to become a Jedi so [ __ ] power knows yeah at that point they both know
• 34:17
  obviously they both know it's thing I'm going to blow your mind think about it
• 34:22
  when Darth Vader says as a pres I haven't long he's talking about Luke
• 34:27
  talking about yeah cuz he never talking about chewy they've all met before
• 34:34
  talking chew's met [ __ ] Everyone by this point he's hung out with Yoda like
• 34:40
  when he was like I'm going to De by why didn't chewy go oh say hi to
• 34:44
  yod since high school Bob is that
• 34:48
  you yeah no no that makes sense because actually a few years ago he did meet up
• 34:54
  with Obi-Wan so he's definitely not talking about Obi-Wan we know yeah good
• 34:58
  point [ __ ] hell oh we need to get some of the Darth fter out we need fil I
• 35:02
  hate Star Wars no we just need we just need the AI voice which I have happened
• 35:08
  to subscribe to and footage of Darth Vader which we can make him say anything
• 35:14
  see I am I'm not liking that whole AO voice
• 35:18
  stuff I'm not liking it I mean gentlemen uh here's a bit of a sample of uh what
• 35:24
  I've been playing around with this now I he was saying that Luke did the
• 35:30
  zipper on his the I'm gonna leave that in cuz it
• 35:36
  literally just sounds like here's a little sample of what I've been working
• 35:39
  on what I've been playing around with this week this is Orson Wells there is
• 35:45
  only one movie director as good as I was and that is Daniel Miller don't get me
• 35:51
  started on that hack Steven Spielberg seriously have you guys seen The Tail
• 35:56
  job it's literally the second best movie ever made after citizen Cain of course
• 36:02
  now I also tried to make Matt and Luke um but for some reason chat AI
• 36:08
  only does Americans so it's made you both sound a bit American and he Luke
• 36:13
  sounds a bit Cockney to be honest but it doesn't either way it doesn't understand
• 36:17
  Australian hi this is Matt ham the tone of my voice is pretty good but I sound a
• 36:20
  bit too American hi this is Luke Alderson I'm a flat earther and a
• 36:24
  sovereign Citizen and I'm meant to sound more Australian than this
• 36:28
  well it's it's going to take a while cuz even with voice recognition it took a
• 36:31
  lot longer to to learn Australian true accent than anyone else's like early
• 36:36
  days you had to put on a bit of an American accent to get your phone cuz we
• 36:38
  were like left or right K like I don't understand I'll said a home for 10
• 36:44
  minutes and the phone's like what what what yeah you're right back in the early
• 36:50
  days of that you had to put on an American accent if you wanted to talk to
• 36:53
  AI yeah yep that's going to be the same but yeah I'm I'm not I don't know not
• 36:57
  liking it at the moment cuz you can make people say stuff that they're not saying
• 37:04
  and also yeah it's [ __ ] terrifying it's terrifying and then also it's like
• 37:09
  J J has told the rights for his voice that's fine people are going to be able
• 37:13
  to they'll be able to use that but other people haven't sold the rights and
• 37:16
  they're now going to have their vo you and I Luke but Dan's doing it anyway
• 37:20
  he's having a go yep I'm having a go um going to make us say like we always
• 37:27
  talk about about just Australian media media personalities that no one else has
• 37:30
  heard of but you guys know Richard Wilkins yes yes he's at news
• 37:35
  entertainment news yeah like he does the entertainment news on one of the morning
• 37:40
  shows and he has since the '90s you'd know him M Richard Wilkins I think he
• 37:44
  used to also be a VJ of some kind right yeah I know this guy so somebody made
• 37:50
  some amazingly accurate looking photographs of him being arrested right
• 37:56
  and yeah he looks disgruntled his hair's a mess the cops are like trying to like
• 38:02
  hold him and he's trying to get away and resist they're complete fakes complete
• 38:07
  fakes they've been leaked online news cycle picked it up I saw this in the
• 38:12
  news several times last week Richard Wilkins arrested he has come out and
• 38:16
  he's like I'm not [ __ ] in jail guys it's it's just AI but like his life is
• 38:22
  being ruined like his kids have had to the crazy thing about the picture is
• 38:26
  it's not even that good like I've just seen a picture and you
• 38:29
  can tell it's fake but already that's ruining stuff and it's only going to get
• 38:34
  better yeah did you see the photos the fake Trump being arrested photos yeah
• 38:39
  they were great well being really arrested but yes yeah but but the photo
• 38:44
  the there's I'm looking at him now there's a bunch of him looks like he's
• 38:47
  being like held down by these cops and he's screaming it's but they're not real
• 38:50
  and some um New York Times Reporter I think got banned from um using the AI
• 38:56
  service because he H made them as a joke and they were like come on don't do that
• 39:01
  yeah no those were great they're great but I think it's it's getting dangerous now now you
• 39:07
  before it was hard to know what to believe online now it's going to be
• 39:11
  impossible don't believe a godamn thing do believe that Austin Wells is a
• 39:17
  huge fan of this podcast though yeah do believe that as I was say if get your
• 39:23
  news from multiple get get information from multiple places
• 39:29
  yeah get your information from multiple nerdgasm nerdgasm straight never lie to you
• 39:36
  intentionally yeah until until I perfect these guys voices and then I won't even
• 39:40
  need you to if we say something untrue it's just cuz we're wrong if one episode
• 39:45
  Luca is just being very anti-woke then you'll know that AI has finally got
• 39:50
  there I'm watch look at the Trump ones now and they do look believable cuz you
• 39:54
  can sort of see one where it's s of like he's sort of pushing away and S like
• 39:57
  yeah he would be because we're going to we're going to H up you no you're not
• 40:00
  and then they're pretty good but yeah fake yeah they're really you can still
• 40:07
  they're good you can still see that they're not quite perfect but they're
• 40:11
  good and yeah it's going to get they're good enough that people who aren't
• 40:16
  really looking hard are going to be like no I've seen the picture someone
• 40:19
  scrolling through you Facebook mhm oh yep they arrested him so that's now fact
• 40:25
  yeah yeah and he fought the he resisted arrest oh there's even there's even ones
• 40:31
  of him in the orange prison jumpsuit now
• 40:35
  look at disgruntled in prison yeah oh that's magnificent Luke do you have a
• 40:41
  fridge update is that what this is in the spreadsheet yes remember sound like
• 40:46
  a good update it sounds like a great update Story So Far remember how I
• 40:51
  brought my first Xbox Ridge and it just blew up second I plugged it in yes and
• 40:56
  remember how I told you when I got the second one it says don't use it all the
• 40:59
  time yes cuz it's not an actual fridge I
• 41:03
  use it quite a lot and I when you say don't use it all the
• 41:09
  time fridge they mean right they they mean don't run it
• 41:15
  they mean like bring it out of the party what is this product that they like
• 41:19
  don't run it's a gimmick it's not a I bought my new iPhone but it says don't
• 41:24
  use this it's weird now when I try and turn on now it just does nothing well
• 41:30
  from all accounts it did nothing anyway except do light flashes on it okay yeah
• 41:36
  and the fan doesn't spin anymore so it's not a fridge two Xbox fridges and they
• 41:41
  both don't work I'd argue no Xbox fridges whatever that was was mean if
• 41:47
  you've decided from this exercise that what you really want is a fridge in your
• 41:50
  room then you should just I'm get aidid yeah I'm just going to go bu a little
• 41:56
  fridge mhm that's what I'm going to do you don't have probably about the same
• 42:00
  price I do not no no we have we have a fridge in the kitchen and we have a
• 42:04
  fridge in the basement okay that's creepy why a fridge in the basement you
• 42:08
  [ __ ] psycho cuz it's beer and and soda Frid with a kind of free the it's
• 42:15
  it's when we bought the house it came with a fridge it's an older one that
• 42:19
  shitty fridge is now in the basement for drinks correct yeah it's got drinks and
• 42:22
  it's got food in the freezer that we kind of put pop down there for you know
• 42:26
  is there beer your basement fridge right now yes always like like ex ex excess
• 42:31
  beer yeah always yeah that that's what the spare FR that's what always get but
• 42:37
  if there's beer in my house it just it's only there the amount of nights that
• 42:42
  there are okay no because I mean if that all disappeared I'd have to explain
• 42:47
  myself so the difference is is Matt isn't a
• 42:52
  drunk like I am fair enough sure yeah no one's a drunk not like you are he is a
• 42:56
  drunk yeah no no I am but yeah you you you put alcohol in the house and it's a
• 43:01
  race to see how fast I can finish it even though I'm racing against my I always
• 43:06
  win yeah there's always be down there that's why I need to come visit I'll fix
• 43:11
  that actually I won't I probably won't like half the beer that are down there
• 43:15
  probably not lot of ipas lot of yeah
• 43:18
  what a [ __ ] hipster need that um that ice cream one that even I'm like you got
• 43:25
  to really be in the mood for that bet you do Christ see I think it an ice
• 43:30
  cream be that would like that' be a nice gimmicky first Sip and then no I don't
• 43:34
  think so milk it is but these are these
• 43:36
  are pint cans of it so I mean it's good
• 43:42
  it's just a lot you know that'd be one for hey everyone try this one can and
• 43:46
  everyone gets a sip and yep we've tried it now I got a lot of that dark day
• 43:50
  which is the one that I told you kind of tastes like that carton black that I
• 43:53
  used to drink oh yeah carton black is all right yeah yeah so I've got one of
• 43:57
  those that uh yeah the brewery we go to does like they switch out what they're
• 44:03
  doing all the time and I don't even know if they'll ever make that one again so I
• 44:06
  just bought a bunch of it did we all watch a movie this week I
• 44:10
  Know Dan and I both watched a movie did you watch it Luke it's a movie about a
• 44:16
  game no I didn't I wanted to I just didn't have time I got stuck at work you
• 44:22
  should because it is everything SE few
• 44:26
  times which is just and fun we we joked about and Penny Arcade made a comic
• 44:32
  about many many years ago when they said they were going to make a Tetris movie
• 44:35
  and we were all like [ __ ] off that's stupid turns out not stupid excellent
• 44:40
  although although I assume this is not how it really happened no I mean am I
• 44:47
  right this couldn't possibly be slightly embellished slightly embellished
• 44:52
  slightly embellished until they got to the USSR and they were all literally
• 44:55
  there in the building and the the Russian guys are running between and I'm
• 44:58
  like okay they've made this up it's good yeah and then when they're like
• 45:01
  literally trying to outrun the Soviet authorities to get back to the airport
• 45:05
  and I was like well they could just not let you take off mate it's
• 45:10
  the also you're flying to another Eastern block country like you'll be detained
• 45:15
  there still great yeah amazing amazing so good yeah I think the problem is when
• 45:21
  they announce that they're going to make a game like a Tetris we think they we
• 45:24
  think of a game Tetris we're not thinking about yes about the game somebody said to you
• 45:31
  there's going to be a movie about how one [ __ ] Koda came up with Tetris and
• 45:37
  then um Nintendo wanted it for the Game Boy and so there was a negotiation you'd
• 45:41
  be like why would I want to watch that movie well I'll tell you why cuz it's
• 45:45
  [ __ ] excellent it's it's really compelling yeah yeah and this is not
• 45:49
  just from like some like game historian point of view it's it's just a very fun
• 45:55
  movie yeah yeah it's about a sales guy
• 46:00
  who who is at CES in Vegas and he sees Tetris and he's like I've got to get the
• 46:06
  rights to that game somehow and so it's just about him trying to get the rights
• 46:10
  and then you know talking to all these companies and just basically's just
• 46:13
  trying to like the way you describe it Matt it sounds [ __ ] boring and yet
• 46:17
  some have a question if he sees it it's C yes the expert why doesn't he just
• 46:23
  talk to the person who's he does because but those people don't own it they just
• 46:27
  licensed it in in North America and he works in Japan so he's like who owns the
• 46:32
  rights in Japan he wants it for Nintendo yeah okay okay so it's yeah they and all
• 46:38
  that's part of the story somehow that's exciting in this movie yeah well because
• 46:43
  they make it exciting CU it's like you know yeah he it's ridiculous they make
• 46:48
  it he literally going to lose his house if he doesn't and he's literally running
• 46:53
  half the [ __ ] movie like yeah it's a race against
• 46:57
  also there's a lot of cases where where like the KGB are like seriously you need
• 47:02
  to leave the country or we'll kill you yeah like next time we will kill you and
• 47:06
  then the next time okay next time we're going to kill you all right next time
• 47:10
  why are you even in the Soviet Union mate and and he's back should have been
• 47:14
  allowed in can we just really could we just kill this guy and then at the end
• 47:17
  where he's like he's finally got this is not a spoiler where he's finally got the
• 47:21
  Game Boy dudes on board and he's like I can get your Tetris today but have to
• 47:27
  come with me to the Soviet sneak into the USSR on tourist
• 47:32
  visas we tell them they're for business they'll just Mur you are wanted by every
• 47:36
  government agency it's so good L
• 47:42
  watch when it ended I was like legitimately annoyed it wasn't like in a
• 47:48
  series and now we get the the Gaga movie about and then the pong movie you know
• 47:53
  what I mean like I want to see I want to see an over the toop way that you know
• 47:58
  Sega stole [ __ ] Sonic the Hedgehog from the Soviets you know yeah no it's
• 48:04
  really good yeah and the whole thing about how this programmer made it but
• 48:07
  he's like well I you know I I live in the USSR I don't get to make money off
• 48:12
  it right like the government owns it yeah and the guy's like oh well that
• 48:18
  sucks yeah well sucks to be you go back to America then but I could if you sold
• 48:22
  me the rights and I took them to America yeah yeah that's right all right forget
• 48:27
  you how about me yeah that's good well speaking of salesman I know someone else
• 48:33
  is on he is he's been watching a television show I watched the first
• 48:36
  episode of it last night and this is quite interesting did you watch this
• 48:39
  Luke you obviously did through it yeah okay so you enjoying it yes yeah it's
• 48:46
  it's weird it sort of reminds me it's a bit like so it's hello tomorrow so it's
• 48:51
  a bit like the Fallout world it's like a prequel to Fallout I saw this it's said
• 48:57
  in the of the 50s yep the premise is
• 49:02
  Billy prup is selling real estate on the
• 49:04
  moon or is he and yeah so he's he gets
• 49:10
  in contact with so his son's he gets in contact with his son again car's mother
• 49:15
  gets killed by an automatic delivery van or in a coma but then they that's quite
• 49:21
  brutal too cuz it's in like a a sequence of like how perfect the 50s are and then
• 49:26
  it's like she just gets [ __ ] crushed and it's like oh [ __ ] okay and then yeah
• 49:31
  they s he s takes him under his wing even though he doesn't know that he
• 49:34
  hasn't told him that he's his father and they start selling this property on the
• 49:38
  moon and it's it's sort of interesting and it is just they are just like the
• 49:42
  very sleazy salesman like roll into town sell this move
• 49:46
  on I'm going to have to watch this no it's it's worth a watch it's not if just
• 49:50
  for production design andle oh I've got that all right yeah
• 49:57
  it's not like a silly comedy that I would normally watch it's yeah it's like
• 50:02
  there humor to it I knew Luke was going to watch it as soon as I saw Allison
• 50:05
  pill was in it yeah yes I noticed that here on the cast list that that that may
• 50:11
  have helped in mind as still haven't watched dear Wendy go and watch dear
• 50:16
  Wendy it is an excellent movie it's about these nerds who live in like
• 50:21
  Middle America who decide one day you know what would make us awesome if we all had guns
• 50:28
  and so these nerds just get into guns and Allison pill is in it and it's
• 50:31
  excellent I do like Allison pill she still in
• 50:38
  Picard inard or she not inard anymore no she's not in season 3 she became the B
• 50:44
  Queen oh I've watch season two yeah oh no you should watch season two she amazing in it
• 50:51
  okay I'm sorry if we're up to season 3 you can't complain about spoilers for
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  season 2 no i' watch Alis killers of Bor Queen definitely yeah watch
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  it I watch something else uh that I obtained and just cuz I guess it was on
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  a Tetris sort of kick and I watched a movie called pinball oh yes I've also got that book
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  marked it's excellent It's really excellent might again it's another you
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  know uh yeah based on a true story about this guy Roger who loves pinball and
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  pinball was for 35 years illegal in New York pinball machines were illegal
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  because they thought it was gambling gambling they thought it was how's it
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  gambling they thought they were invented by the m to take lunch money from kids that's
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  how they put it and so they banned it for 35 years and this guy uh just loves
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  pinball and it's about how he gets that overturned it's really good I actually
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  read an article once I think it was on how stuff works.com when that used to be
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  a thing but might even still be a thing I just I don't go to it but that people
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  machines were originally invented to kind of have like outside casinos so
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  that like while your dad was in there gambling instead of leaving you in the
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  car you could just s out there gambling on your right cuz they didn't have
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  bumpers or anything originally because they talk I think they what they say in
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  this is that they were invented during the Great Depression MH as a way for
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  people to not you know forget that life was [ __ ] and I'm sure that's probably a
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  romanticized version of why there were really created and to get a bit of money
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  yeah yeah but yeah they didn't have bumpers or or even like the you know the
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  little thing yeah it was just it was honestly just gravity and you hitting
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  the ball and eventually watch it come back yeah that's what he's got to he's
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  got to convince these people it's like no no no this is a game of skill not
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  just not a gambling like yeah I never knew that that's insane yeah watch the
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  movie it's good I love his Mo his MO is
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  mate there's an excellent Mo in Tetris as well that's true the mo in pinball is
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  so fake that it's distracting sometimes until you stop noticing
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  it like at a certain point you just kind of go oh there's that guy with that fake
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  Mo and then you just don't worry about it anymore I'm growing a mo like that oh
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  wow yeah no it's next level fake Mo isn't it wow it's not it's holy [ __ ]
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  it's actually kind of confusing how it's so bad but cuz it's a fake Mo in Tetris
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  as well like sometimes they cut to a little too close and you can see the
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  glue but this is just this looks like one of those ones that used to just we
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  to a party yeah I thought he was going to shave it off at some point he
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  doesn't so I don't know why yeah I think reason is even just judging from I think
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  the guy who based on had that Mo and that like no no no that's definitely the
• 53:51
  case it's just yeah but I mean otherwise the guy's performance the guy plays
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  Rogers is fantastic it's just that somebody we know I I can't recognize him
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  but I slightly familiar everybody's really good in actually it's it's
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  actually it's genuinely very very good movie good performances it was
• 54:11
  interesting my god I've just I've just stopped on a I've just stopped on a
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  frame in the trailer here of a closeup of him and I don't know why somebody
• 54:19
  didn't say should should we just get him to grow a real mustache no no no it's
• 54:23
  it's terrible it's really bad it's it's the only bad thing in the movie which
• 54:27
  it's it's not bad enough to ruin it but it is distracting at
• 54:31
  times it's really strange honestly I don't I think for him to grow a mo like
• 54:36
  that would be too long and I think I really wanted to emphasize how big that
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  Mo was and actually the way the movie is framed is really good it's it's really
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  really very good so it's it's it's him as an older man telling story and it's
• 54:47
  shot like a Netflix documentary almost at the start you've got him as an old
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  man and he's telling the story and he starts talking about how he met this
• 54:53
  girl this kind of stuff and they're like sorry we're more interested in the
• 54:55
  pinball and he's yeah yeah we'll get to that and and then as it goes on you move
• 54:59
  into the movie and then something will happen and then something very like
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  watch that documentary where George Len talked about getting famous and becoming
• 55:31
  James Bond and then they had flashbacks filmed with uh with actors acting out
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  all his Antics that's something you should definitely watch what is that
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  called I like Len be yeah oh it's excellent George lasen B doco it's
• 55:47
  called oh it's called becoming Bond yeah right that be interested in that yeah
• 55:53
  that's interesting story anyway he get a haircut yeah yeah and it's got Josh
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  Lawson you know him the Australian actor and comedian yeah you definitely you
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  definitely know that but he he plays young Len be yeah right okay I can say
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  that the structurally it sounds like exactly what you've just described which
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  is obviously what Tetris not Tetris pinball is kind of parodying so you see
• 56:19
  old Len be narrating the story except it is it's really him and then it cuts away
• 56:25
  to a reenactment yeah sort of yeah yeah maybe I should check maybe it is
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  the real guy but like I said his his deliver is too good to for like a Joe
• 56:37
  public kind of pinball nerd let's find out seems more like it's an actor not
• 56:42
  Tetris well even I'm trying to look it up but it doesn't really say who plays
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  him it says who plays youngie oh really here we go pinball the man who saved the game
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  starring Roger yach who plays Roger when he's old
• 56:58
  yeah Roger when he's old interesting it
• 57:02
  doesn't that's [ __ ] weird yeah like they make a note of who played him when
• 57:07
  he was young I mean it looks like him but they would have made it look like
• 57:12
  him anyway rest of cast listen Roger sharp
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  uncredited but there's no Roger sharp old so might actually be him
• 57:23
  that's no oh there's an episode of Drunk History where they
• 57:27
  watch boaris it's an actor Dennis boaris
• 57:31
  yeah oh oh oh it just says Mr Sharp Mr Sharp Mr Shar yeah it's an actor he's an
• 57:37
  actor okay yeah he's okay so they've done Tetris they've done pinball when
• 57:42
  are they going to do the Billy Mitchell movie that's got to be next well they're
• 57:46
  going to wait for that to be finished yeah mate it is finished there's no not
• 57:51
  yet you got to wait for these Court these court cases to finish I need closure yeah
• 57:56
  and I haven't heard anything since the last one where he was like absolutely
• 58:00
  you have cheated we have photographic evidence now yeah that didn't go well for him he
• 58:07
  posted the photos too what a fool yep I know so the thing is it's not saying
• 58:14
  that he didn't get the score there it's saying he didn't get the score right
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  appropriate he posted photos himself that show the machine was modified yep what an
• 58:26
  it just showed the machine that was the machine he had described which was the
• 58:30
  original machine yeah yeah Y which only had the fourway stick instead of the
• 58:35
  eight way stick which is weird right because if you were lying about it and
• 58:38
  you've been lying about it for so long you'd think you'd spot that right in
• 58:42
  your own you go oh I better not post that photo CU it's quite obvious that
• 58:45
  that's unless just so un unless a he's
• 58:49
  convinced himself which I would or maybe he's innocent and that machine was also
• 58:55
  there slightly to the right of that is the original machine but the thing is like
• 59:01
  if you just got the score and you're getting a photo with the present you're
• 59:05
  going to do it in front of the machine you I would have thought so but also
• 59:09
  here's the thing it wasn't a photo he had all along somebody dug up that photo
• 59:12
  and he went oh look there it is proof proof so I think also possibly he just
• 59:17
  jumped on that as soon as he thought about was it him who posted those photos
• 59:22
  it was somebody else dug them up and then he posted them saying this is Pro
• 59:26
  look here's me with the machine and then some smartass went find that's not the original
• 59:31
  machine yeah I remember at the time thinking what the hell why did he do
• 59:34
  that what a stupid thing to do yeah I'm not kind sure if he actually posted them
• 59:41
  I think they just dug up because they've been trying to hunt down cuz in even his
• 59:45
  lawsuit the people who witness him get this score it's his friend his friend's
• 59:50
  girlfriend like you lose focus right you're like you're trying to prove you
• 59:54
  were at the bowling alley right and then there it is there's a photo of me at the
• 59:57
  bowling alley with my wife Matt that's
• 59:59
  not your wife yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah know exactly too busy looking at the bowling
• 1:00:06
  are Ellie yeah yeah yeah yeah but yeah so because he's suing doing a lot of one
• 1:00:12
  of people he saw is an Australian yeah yeah yeah well [ __ ] for slander right for
• 1:00:18
  liel yeah saying for slander slander yeah it's cost him a bit of
• 1:00:25
  money to offend it and I hope but I really hope this one of the things where
• 1:00:30
  you sue you counil sue for like I want my money back that I've spent on BL my
• 1:00:34
  unfortun it costs money to do that too but if you win the case they pay for
• 1:00:38
  your court case right or am I you but so you don't walk away richer
• 1:00:45
  you just walk away I don't owe my attorney money you still wasted a whole
• 1:00:50
  bunch of your time still not good yeah you get to be part of something truly
• 1:00:54
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• 1:00:59
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