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Nearsighted dogs · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: We were talking how uh multiple people that are surrounded by you know the surrounding the show had surgeries yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was just sort of ironic.
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  SPEAKER_01: One planned, one a little a bit more emergency, and and then I had the boys in, you know, two of them, the last three go in for their uh nut job on uh snip snip next Tuesday.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: So my snipped all of them will have been fixed, which means please calm down.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, because you don't want like I I don't know if dogs do this because ginger's their mom.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would they hump their mom?
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, they okay, so dogs do this no matter what.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a way of them showing, like, you know, I'm the boss.
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  SPEAKER_01: Even in play, but they're not really humping, they're just like sort of going through the motion, but it's kind of awkward little watch because you're just like, what are you doing?
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: I've got to be a good thing.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like right now, Henry's having his way with his dad, and I'm like, what are you doing, dude?
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: Are we moving to West Virginia?
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: What's happening here?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: Are you gay?
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do we need to have a coming out party?
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Man, something weird's going on.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, but they do this mix.
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  SPEAKER_01: There is obviously the breeding humping since he took us there.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and then there's the I'm playing around, it's like a dominant thing, or it's like I'm the boss in the play, or I'm so glad we don't play like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you sure you don't?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, if I like you, then I might.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then uh 3-3.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought I showed my dominance with Zach, to be honest with you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think there's a lot of other ways to.
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  SPEAKER_01: But that's just a until finally he whips out a no, and then it's the end of the world.
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  SPEAKER_00: First starters.
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  SPEAKER_00: Reference to yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Catch that on demand.
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  SPEAKER_00: I did listen to that yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: My favorite part of this entire Zach finally saying no to Allie about something.
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  SPEAKER_01: And damn it, you have to go listen on demand.
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  SPEAKER_01: It became excellent.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, is No, it didn't.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it did.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just the simple fact that yesterday at one point you told me you go, because I was, of course, I had to jump on the bandwagon and tell Allie no multiple times yesterday.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_01: And uh, I love the part where you're like, I've heard no enough.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, well, get used to it.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, Doug goes, uh, Scott, when's your surgery?
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: Now, here's the funny thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm actually lobotomy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, then that should have been booked as an emergency years ago.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, why is that always my go-to joke?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't know why.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because we're insane.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, so I'm I'm good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everything's working out fine.
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  SPEAKER_01: The funny part about it is most of the time, like when I go to the doctor on the 10th and ever, the questions come up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's go through your list of beds, this and that, and there.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I nothing.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're like, nothing, like no high blood pressure or that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, shockingly, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you'd have to go to the doctor for you to have to go to the doctor.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, like anytime I've been, you know, or anything.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or even the big one was when I had my eyes done.
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  SPEAKER_01: When I had my eyes done.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, no, I mean like the real doctor.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm Oh, there we go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I mean it was 10 years before that, but I don't even know what my doctor looks like.
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  SPEAKER_00: I forgot her name.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think her name's Renette Houston.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't remember.
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  SPEAKER_00: And everyone, everyone, everyone from Sonia to Zach is getting on me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Go get your blood work done.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I'm healthy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Until you know you don't, you're not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: But it was funny when I was getting my eyes done, that was a big thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're like, because they expect, you know, very old people to get cataracts.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not somebody that I think, what was I like 51 when I had it done?
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'm like 55 now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, did you catch that?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like 55.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how old you are.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh I stopped counting.
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  SPEAKER_01: And the lady was the nurse was like, okay, let's go through all the meds.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, nothing, nothing.
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  SPEAKER_01: And she's like, God, you're boring.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, well, you know.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: Same here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or allergies.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think I have a near-sided dog.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, why is that so Petey, who's the biggest of the batch, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: He's like a big dog, but yet has all the small dog qualities, you know, so he thinks he's gonna sit on you, but he's he's the bigger boy, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they always do that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And yesterday, they wanted out of the vet so bad.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know how there's usually two glass doors when you leave a place?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: This has happened to Junior.
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  SPEAKER_00: He blew into the glass door and bounces off.
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  SPEAKER_01: And now I'm like, whoa, P.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then it happened again.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, Petey, you're a year old, just over.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, what do you do?
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  SPEAKER_01: I think he just wanted out so bad and they have really clean windows.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I'm like Not like at home where there's so many schmears because there's eight dogs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Believe me, you'd see my my sliding door.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's sliding grease down it right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I I hate when that happens to Junior because I'm like, oh, buddy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know you're old buddy, but you're like, Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, over here, uh good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Happy Thirsty Thursday, have a great day.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh that came.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's Dean Team, the dancing machine.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_00: I do love that 3490 did say it's gonna be a scorcher.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: I wasn't sure what the weather was gonna be today.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_00: Oh wow because I am at Martha Lloyd from one to three for that job fair.
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  SPEAKER_00: And if you can't make it and you really are looking for a new career, Martha Lloyd.org.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: I did put it on our stories yesterday, which our stories are like blowing up for some reason.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's great.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, I love that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not for some reason, because it was my smiling face.
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  SPEAKER_00: What am I saying?
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  unknown: Oh wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, about 90 today.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: The storms start rolling in potentially tonight.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_01: And then now tomorrow's not, it doesn't look like it's a total washout tomorrow, but by the time we get to Saturday, I heard humidity's gonna drop, but it's gonna be warm.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be like that perfect, perfect weekend.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I also got from meteorologist Zach all of a sudden.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what he was like, it's not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you scared to say his name?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because he might say, No.
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  SPEAKER_01: So proud of him.
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  SPEAKER_00: He told me that it wasn't gonna rain all day Friday, even though there was an 80% chance.
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  SPEAKER_00: But he goes, What I heard was that it was gonna be just little bits throughout the day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it it you you might get one, you might not, you might get some sun.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, John 317's in with a good everyone, a good everyone from uh Ileana.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who else is in here?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh Lauren and wait, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who is this?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh 3557.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh right.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we're good.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're caught up.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, give me a minute because I have to find out if this has happened to anybody that's listening.
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  SPEAKER_01: Happened to one person, I gotta find out who else and where.