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Ginger BFG · F*ck Off Fridays

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie Charlie.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_00: This week coming up, we have My Hatred of Ben Affleck.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_00: We talk about Westlife.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: And we've introduced a new segment, The Hill I Will Die On.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: And we also talk about the confidence of mediocre white men.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: So strap in, get yourself a beverage, you know what to do, give us a listen, off we go.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna kick off with our fuck off of the weeks again.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: So Olivia, over to you, give it to me.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: What's your fuck off of the week?
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna either love this or you're gonna hate this.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: My fuck-off of the week is being social slash going out three nights on the bounce.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: Ha ha.
• 0:53
  unknown: Because.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: And this has come back to bite me in the fanny, because I said yes a while ago to going to the JD Cooper thing on Sunday night, which was great, lovely.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_00: Um then obviously, way before that, I'd said yes to seeing Westlife, top tier, by the way, um, which was phenom.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: But then tonight we've got a networking event.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_00: Tonight, Matthew, we've got a networking event.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: And literally, when I tell you, I woke up on Sunday morning with just like a crippling sense of doom because I knew my Sunday was gonna kick off really well because I had got to have the lovely, oh lovely walk with my lovely girl Lulu, and then it was just like it just escalates into events, yeah.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: And that is my worst nightmare because I like to have like maybe one thing a week.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: And you've had three on the bounce, and I've had three on the bounce, and we're having a sleepover tomorrow, too.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: So you're gonna be okay about that, or do we need to do we need to rain check?
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: No, we don't need to rain check, okay, but I probably will be bun on head.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: Disney film on fire.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Prince of Egypt, strap in.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, that's on Prime.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Let my people go.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: There can be miracles.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: Um it's one of the greatest Disneylands.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Have you seen it on the stage?
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, if it comes back again, the only wilt thing I will say is when they kill all the babies, which obviously is very sad.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Christ.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: When they when they stab the babies, which now sounds really odd.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you think about it, they just don't really show on Disney.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: But what they do is they have um almost like toilet roll comes out the end of the babies, and that's meant to be, and maybe it's red, and that like shows the fact that they're dead.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: Ladies and gents, we are under three minutes in.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Dead baby, dead baby, dead.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: Dead baby, dead baby.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but on the stage, it's amazing.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: And if you I got into a TikTok hole the other day, and all that kept appearing was Prince of Egypt on stage.
• 2:48
  unknown: Wow.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_01: Here she goes.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, let's watch Prince of Egypt tomorrow.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: So essentially I've got four nights on the bounce, but tomorrow I'll be more low key.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but it's it's not that I don't enjoy the things, I enjoy the things.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_00: It's not in one hit.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_00: But fucking hell.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's been pretty brutal.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_00: And then I have to be in like a social headspace, and then probably what will happen is after tomorrow night, no one will see me for ten days.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: Sugar into hibernation.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll probably be alone in the bath drinking and eating olives.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_00: Leave the toaster downstairs.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: No, I've got a really big extension lead.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, uh it's not you, there's no podcast.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: Fair.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: That is a good point.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_00: That is a good point.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_02: We could carry on without, huh?
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_02: Dedicate one episode and move on.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_01: Wouldn't be as funny.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, okay, fine.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: But I talent.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: Excuse me.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_01: I knew she'd fucking bite.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: I'm here for the good times.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_00: Voice of reason, Mrs.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: Positive.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: My fuck off of the week is uh Go for it.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_00: No joking.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_00: What is your fuck off of the week?
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I think we've got to talk about it.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_01: I actually have two, um, but my main one is this middle-aged white man comedian Shane Gillis, I think is how we say his name.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, get a fuck.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: Who went on Saturday Night Live, and I will read out what he said, quote, I haven't been to the gym in so long.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know women just dress like whores now.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: Look, I'm sorry, there's no other way to describe it.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: And then I've put he went on to describe the style of shorts that women wear, basically talking about you know the little scrunchie bits you get that go down your booty that really accentuate your buttocks.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_01: Go on, girls.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and then he spoke about how men have to be really careful in the gym because they're probably in the back of some girls' TikTok.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, well, if you are in the back of the girls' TikTok, babes, no one's looking at you.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, do you know what I mean?
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: It was on he was on SNL, right?
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: That was like his opening gambit, and people in the studio laughed.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, you're all as guilty, all of you sat there.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think it's the the pressure of needing a laugh?
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: And then people think about it afterwards.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_00: I don't get me wrong, I do think there are people that would laugh at that.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_00: What I saw on Insta the other day, though, that I thought, oh god, this is a tough wank, was um Travis Kelsey liked the social media post that SNL put out with him doing that joke, Taylor Swift's husband.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm really mindful of what I like now, just in case.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: Um nah, fuck it.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_00: Repost what you want.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: Made people think you're going for a fucking terrible time, and actually you're not just posting shit to make people think that.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: Fake news, cunts.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, I just think at what point did some dare I say it, ugly middle-aged white man decide What do you mean, dare you say he is ugly?
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_01: I know, but I just feel mean saying anybody is ugly, because I feel like we're talking about people judging other people, I then feel like pot kettle black if I then am talking about the way he looks.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: But who gives a fuck?
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: Let women dress how they want to dress.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: Why do you why do you feel you can have an input?
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_01: But also, girls are great in the gym.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_00: Go and wear your cute little matching outfits and you know at least that in the gym based off what he was wearing.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_01: So no, I didn't I didn't enjoy that.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: There's just a lot of um maybe it's my algorithm, but there's a lot of stuff that keeps popping on my feed at the moment that's like Red Pill.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: Is that what it's called?
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_01: Where like Manosphere?
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yeah, and I and I really don't like it.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_01: But even to the point where obviously um we'll come on to this because this is what my loving this week is Westlife, but obviously going to see Westlife last night, I obviously stayed at my parents, and I was chatting to mum and dad about how I was gonna get there, and I was like, Oh, I'm happy getting the train in because it's super easy from where they live.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_01: And I said, I don't feel comfortable getting the train home on my own.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_01: And they were like, Okay, that's fine, like we can come and get you.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Do you mind?
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_01: It felt like I was 12, and I was like, Would you mind?
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_01: And they were like, No, of course not.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_01: And I just said, like, how wild it's I don't know, a bit of privilege, I guess, where we live.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like the Cotswolds is relatively safe, and I suppose being in a city is different.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_01: But I was like, I feel like now more than ever, seeing like I watched a girl yesterday, she was out running at like 6 a.m.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_01: and these two drunk blokes like shouting at her, they think they're encouraging her, and she's just like, What the fuck are you doing?
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's quite intimidating, and I think I'm just a lot more aware of like being on my own.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I probably am a bit more skeptical of men in particular, and I know that it's good to be self-aware, but also yeah, to the point where I didn't feel comfortable enough to get the train home on my own.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_00: Have you heard about this reverse catcalling that women are doing?
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_01: What women shout at men?
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but they shout shit things at them instead of like nice things that like as a man would go, you're sexy or something, you're ugly! Yeah, you're literally slowing down to go, you look like shit.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I may have put in more positivity out into the world.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I think there's a place for cuntiness.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I can't I enjoy that.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_01: But I was thinking the other day when I was driving along, like, how much nicer is it when someone lets you pass, if you're on a little quiet country lane and someone lets you go through and they smile and you like wave and say thank you, yeah, I instantly feel in a better mood.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_01: Whereas if someone keeps driving towards me and they're not letting me through, I'm like, fuck you.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_01: And it puts me in really negative headspace.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, if more people were just a bit more polite and friendly, the world might be a happier place.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_00: Before we move on, I've got a funny story about that.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_00: Go on.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_00: So think about where I live, and I was driving to another village, so tiny, tiny lanes, and I instantly, you know, when you instantly clock someone's number plate, so I'd clocked uh it was a male friend of mine.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay, not Laura.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_00: Who was driving towards me, and as a joke, I was as I was sort of pulled in and he was gonna drive past, I flipped in the bird.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see he did not recognise it was me?
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_00: As he drove past, he anchored on the brakes, reversed back, wound down his window, and he was like, What the fuck?
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_00: And he's like, Oh, fuck me, it's you.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, also, what were you gonna do?
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_00: Because if you shout at me, I'm getting out of my car.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll fight you.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I'd back you in a fight.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: So would so would the rest of him.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he's six foot four, but I'd take him.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_01: You could take him down.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_01: Um while we're on driving, though, my other fuck off of the week was on Sunday, I saw three cars overtake in really dangerous spots to the point where the people on the other side of the road had to basically stop.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_01: This is on a national speed limit road, and I was just like, Are you trying to die?
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: What is wrong with people?
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: And I was sat there.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_00: These bikes I worry about.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: These were like full-blown cars, and I was like, everyone's already driving at 60.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_01: So how how quick are you going?
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: Unless you're an undercover police car.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: It's a Sunday morning, calm me tits.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you're trying to rush to get to church, like calm down.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_01: But honestly, every single all three almost caused an accident.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_01: Now we've had the traffic report, we've charged us over to you in the studio, Rich.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_01: What are you loving this week?
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I haven't got what I'm loving this week because you went and saw Westlife last night.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_00: You haven't my fucking life.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_00: I know, but I've already mentioned West Life.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_00: West, mention it again.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_00: It will be what I'm loving this week, but I think you can take the floor on it.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_00: It's absolutely fine.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_01: What was your highlight of the evening?
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, my favourite fucking song that I videoed for my friend to also listen to.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fuck me.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_00: That is a banger.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_00: And that is that is something I will never let anyone say it's a shit song.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, never.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_00: Westlife don't have a shit.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_00: When you're looking like that, let me fucking tell you.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_01: I could boot a door off its hinges when that's playing.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, unreal.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_01: Every single song is it.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_01: Do you what I enjoyed the most?
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's like if you could bottle the positive energy in that room last night.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_00: And the feelings I had, like the nostalgia.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and the bloke next to me.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_00: There's a bloke next to me.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_00: I text the group and I was like, guys, I know you're like there, but you can't look.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_00: There's a really great guy next to me with his husband, partner, whatever.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_00: And he knew every word to every song.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I really want to hug this man because it's gonna come across really fucking weird, and he's also gonna think, God, it's a predator.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_01: He looked like a really burly bloke as well, like bold, beard, stocky, like I fuck you up.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_01: And he was there, like going hard on his chest, and I was like, unbreakable.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh mad was so great.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_01: Peak moment was the um bra on the stage as well.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_01: I enjoyed that.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: Go on the girls.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: Um, the whole thing was just a vibe.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_01: It was a vibe.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_01: I loved it.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_01: So fit as well.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_01: And I think you know how like yeah, they've aged like fucking fine wise.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking hell.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_01: My taste in men has not changed.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_01: 25 years has not changed.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be the meat in that sandwich.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_01: No problem.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_00: I did say to Charlie on the way in.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_00: She was like, problem is I'm so delusional, I still think one of them would marry me.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, why do you think I had an everything shower before I came?
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_01: I was so glad.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: You I was like, we're on the same level.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: Come on.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: I look, I'm open to being a thropple, me you and galaxy chocolate ripple on the way in in that chat.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: I bought on the way in, Lucy was talking about galaxy ripples.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_01: So I stopped at Tesco's and I bought a four pack of galaxy ripples.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_01: There was four of us.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, draw a finger, and I gave everyone a galaxy ripple.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_01: The Phantom Finger strikes again.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_01: It was 10 out of 10.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_01: But um, we've spoken about guilty pleasures before.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_01: Some people might consider loving Westover guilty pleasure.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_01: Get fucked.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you, there's no bone in my body that feels even slightly guilty about loving.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_01: One of the best boy bands of all time.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_01: Spectacular.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_01: I loved it.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_00: I won't hear another word about it.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_00: And what's great is I hadn't seen them since the age of 13.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_00: And I saw them in Cardiff when I was 13.
• 12:35
  unknown: Wow.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_00: Full circle.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_00: Look at me now.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_02: I can actually date one of them now.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_02: They definitely remember you from that.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_02: They definitely remember you from that.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: You were the tallest there.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_00: I was.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm stilts.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_00: Every time one of them went for a wee, they just looked for my head.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_00: Because I was literally the still.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_01: But I was trying to find you, yeah.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_00: I had ginger BFG.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: My real um I had like a real blonde moment.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_01: So did me and this other lady, to be fair.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_01: I stood in the toilet queue for ages and I was like, why is this taking so long?
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_00: He's still laughing about ginger BFG.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_00: Go on, Rich.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: I really love people can't see you.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_00: We can see you on a little giggle to yourself.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_00: Um but me.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody's taking so long in the loo.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_00: I was worried they were gonna come out.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well, so was I.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: And I stood there and I was like, why is everyone taking so long?
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, nobody's going in the toilet.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_01: What is going on?
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: I looked above me and I stood in the queue for the accessible toilet, and I was like, fucking hell, am I well?
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_01: And I had had four margaritas by this point, but give me one margarita.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_01: Boom, boom.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_00: And you'd had a journey drink.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_00: I had a journey juice.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_00: And her journey juice was eight percent.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_00: And she sent a picture to the group, and I was like, mate, you're gonna be legless.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_00: Look out, honest to God.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_01: Lego glass, here we go.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what highlight that's like I've had a really great last few days, prior to that, a few not so great days, but this last weekend peaked off with Westlife.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_01: Sensational.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_01: But the rest of my weekend was also talked here.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_01: I went Friday, had the day off, went to Lucky Cat in London town, Gordon Ramsay's new restaurant at Bishopsgate.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_01: It is the highest restaurant in Europe.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_01: Who are views were unreal.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_01: I will say, absolutely spectacular.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_01: But get me in and out of London as quick as you can.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_01: Because we were in like the financial district, really tall buildings, no daylight, loads of finance bros walking around in their sales vests.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_01: You get so strong.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_01: No one talks to each other.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm scared, I'm gonna get pickpocketed.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_01: It's just not for me.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_00: Watching Charlie in London is literally a fish out of water.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like she came out of Shepherd's Bush Market tube station with me when we were going up to ITV for that thing, and I've never had someone grab my arm so tight.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_00: It was like she was in labour.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, do not let me get abducted.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_00: If you take it in called daylight, if I could have given her gas and air, I would have.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_00: Just honestly.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_01: I needed that last night when I was about to have my heart attack at West Life, which we haven't touched on.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, you need to vent it up.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's good.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_01: We digress.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_01: We were stood, they were about to come on.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_01: I think they might have even started.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_01: No, I think they had started, yeah.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_01: And I was just really excited.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_00: She'd also put my sunglasses on.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yo, I was really overstimulated.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_01: The lights were so flashy.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, I can't, this is too much.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_01: And I could like hear my heartbeat in my ears, and I was like, I'm okay, I'm having a heart attack.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_01: I look at my watch, my heart rate spiked at 158 beats per minute, which is normally where it is when I'm like running.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: I was sacheting to Westlife.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: As you know, she gets no sympathy from me.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_00: So I literally told her to drink some water and calm the fuck down.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_01: I just stood there.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, in and exhale out, and I was like, calm your mind.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not I'm not leaving that stadium.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_01: No, like you're being wheeled out on your own.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_01: 100%.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_01: I would also leave you.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like having a heart attack, stay down there, okay?
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sit on the floor.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, do it quietly, all right.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah, that was alarming.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but anyway, back to Lucky Cat.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_01: It was great, recommend.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_01: The views are amazing, food is amazing.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_01: We went for Charlie's birthday and it was top tier.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_01: And then on Saturday, we went up to uh John Drew O'Neill's race yard where we had something which we're gonna lead on to in a minute.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_01: Um we went there the other week.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_01: I took him from morning on the gallops, he had the best time, racing fanatic, was he, you know, starting the jump season, all that jazz.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_01: Clear blue skies, we had a watchload of ponies at the gallops.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: Um, it was just lovely.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_01: I just had the most glorious weekend.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_01: It was really nice, really enjoyed.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like I said, preceding that, because life isn't all sunshine and rainbows.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: I had a few days of being like feeling quite down, which is unusual for me, feeling quite stressed, overwhelmed by life.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_01: So it's just a reminder to everyone, it's all about balance, and even we can feel sad.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_00: As cheery as even we can feel sad.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_00: Definitely don't do like three nights on the balance.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_00: No, don't socialise more than three.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_00: Good lord.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_01: Um, shall we talk about what we did at John Joe O'Neill's yard the other week?
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_01: You can do.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah?
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_01: Off you go.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_01: Off you go.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_01: You have the floor.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so we were involved in a wee little photo shoot.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_01: A wee photo shoot.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so this all kind of stemmed from I went and met the lovely Lisa von Halwil to hire a hat for Epsom Derby when we went back in June.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and I was chatting away to her, and she obviously does loads of hat rentals as well as purchases for the races.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_01: Chatting away to her, she's brilliant, so creative, so incredibly talented.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_01: Um, like every single piece is like handcrafted by her.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's amazing.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: Unreal.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and I never thought I was a hat person, I still don't think I am, but she assures me I am.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_01: Um, anyway, her I tried on anything and everything, and it was so great.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_01: But while I was there, I was chatting to her and we were talking about how a lot of the time um bigger brands tend to dominate the fashion world because they have big teams and more money to pump into their marketing, and it's a real shame how a lot of independent brands kind of you know go go under the radar.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, a few weeks later, I then met the lovely Latham and Taylor at the Royal Windsor Hall Show.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: They do beautifully tailored coats, dresses, um, gilets, shooting wear.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_01: Um they're just fab, lovely family-run business.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I ended up buying a coat from them and a pair of trousers.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_01: Not there, but late at a later date.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_01: And I said to them, again, we were talking about the whole um smaller brands and you know how great it is to get people out there.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_01: And essentially, that all kind of sparked bringing together a group of local businesses for a Cheltenham festival-inspired photo shoot, which style guide, yeah, which obviously you and I were then part of, um, along with a really great group of people.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_01: So we're just gonna give them all a little shout out.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: We'll post some of the photos.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_01: Um, please go in, check out all of these brands because they are all so incredibly talented.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: So we have a drum roll, please.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_01: Right, are we ready?
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_01: In no particular order.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_01: The O'Neill racing team.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Jackie and John Jones.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_01: We love great venue, so hospitable.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_01: We love, love, love.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_01: If you're looking for a racehorse or a Sharon racehorse, please go speak to them.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_01: Best training facility in Europe.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_01: Um, obviously, the lovely Lisa von Howill, millinery, uh, Latham and Taylor, we had uh Emily from Calibre Leather, who did all the beautiful handbags.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_01: Um we had on the style team, we had Fox and Doe Beauty, and we also had Wendy James Hare, who I will say both glammed us so incredibly well.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: Um and they're both available for uh weddings, events, uh fashion shoots, that sort of thing.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_01: We had the lovely Lorreen Lyons as our photographer.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: Um we had Laura Collett was in some of the photos as well on a lovely race horse.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_01: Um we had Van Vels and Smith who really kindly um lent us boots and bags.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_01: We had the Aston Montgomery team, and I think, and I think that is everyone.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_01: But in short, we had a load of small businesses who came out.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_01: You look like a Vogue model, I will say.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_00: Stunned 10 out of 10.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_00: I think they did a great job.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_00: I think we all look glorious.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and we had the two Rolls Royces that pitched up, which was completely wild.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and we had the lovely Lydia, yes, our fellow model.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, she was great.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah, the Rolls Royces were mental, and the chat Martin was like, Oh, you can jump in the back.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, Well, I don't think you should let me in this car.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_00: This like Can you imagine if you'd marked it?
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_00: Don't that's what I was so paranoid about.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_00: At one point, Lorreen said to me, She was like, Maybe you should sit on the bonnet next to Finn, who was modelling with me.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, and Finn was like we were like, no, no, no, no.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_00: They've waited a year for this car, no, yeah, nah.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but no, it was glorious.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_00: We had a 10 out of 10 day, didn't we?
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: And coming to a magazine near you in spring.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_00: Hee hee hee.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_00: March.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_01: TBC.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_00: We'll wait till it's in print and then we'll tell everyone about it.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_00: Um yeah.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_00: No, it was a great day.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_00: It was glorious.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_00: On a slightly less wholesome vibe, um, I'm going to do s go over some polls, and then we've got a form submission to discuss.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_00: First poll.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_00: Would you rather your partner tells friends about your sex life, full deets, or your partner tell their parents?
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_00: I think this one's pretty obvious.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but you two, thoughts, prayers?
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_01: I certainly wouldn't want him telling his parents, no thank you.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: I'd rather the friends know for sure.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_02: It minimizes it though, to two people.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's a good point of view.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't yeah, okay.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_02: Rather than Multiple people knowing how great or shit you are.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_01: Friends all day, every day.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_01: Rich, what are you saying?
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_02: I might have to go parents, because I don't think they give a shit.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it might be different because I'm a man.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_01: You're telling me you'd want your partner's parents, you want to look in the eyes of her father.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: Hang on.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: Shit.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: No, I didn't think of it that way.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_01: Just telling, yeah, telling me.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was my parents because I want to see their reaction.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_01: No, partner tell me.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_02: Right, I think it's back friends.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_02: Let's get friends.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let's stick with friends.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_01: What do the polls say?
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_01: Surely there should have been a clean sweep.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_00: 89% said friends.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_00: See, there's some 11% said partner's parents.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_02: I think it'd be different for Yeah.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_02: The male female part.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_01: I think the relationship between, just from my own personal experience, um, see the relationship between a like a son and a father, I think is very, very different between that of a father and daughter.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_02: Um I don't want to hear about that.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_01: And I guess with like mother-to-daughter relationship, it depends how close you are and how open you are.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_01: But either way, that is awesome.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_02: I could tell you some shocking stuff about things that have been shared, even about me, to a mother with a daughter.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_00: Do I know them?
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_02: Um no, no, you don't know them personally, you know.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_02: You know one of them.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_00: He was looking at me like I was very knowing, and I was like, Do I know?
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's just my look.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_01: What do you got next for us, Olivia?
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say something then, but I thought better not.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_00: You know, when people say they've got a resting bitch face, resting predator face.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, I think the term is pervert from the other point.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_00: Would you consider yourself a pervert?
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_00: They call me one.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so second poll, whose name are you taking at the wedding?
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yes.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_01: Um we give a context about uh where this came from, or not?
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_00: Of course I will.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_00: Your husband's your own, or a stepparent's, but you haven't told them.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_00: How many people got thrown off by the last choice?
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_00: So fucking many.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_00: So I want your thoughts before I go into anything else.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_02: I'm my thoughts on this are I'm very traditional.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's all I'm saying.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_02: Although saying that, saying that, I don't know if we can include this, but going through divorce, I want my fucking name back.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_01: Fair.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_01: What I will say is it's less admin if you never change your name in the first place.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_00: Should we change our last names to Lannon just to fuck with him?
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_02: You've already written it all over your book.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_00: Both of us have.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_00: Mrs.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_00: Richard Lennon.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_02: Liv Lannon.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_00: Um that's not a great bit of alliteration.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_00: Charlie Lannon works.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it does.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_01: Olivia Lannon.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_01: Did you know?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_02: Lannon is actually your first name.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_01: Who do you know called Lannon?
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but it's it's made its own babyliss of it.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_01: Lannin.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_00: It's the Terence for me.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_00: It's a name.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_02: Tellin everyone.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_02: Double R.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_00: I've got an uncle Terence, but he's old.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_00: When you hear Terence, you think old age pensioner.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_00: After my dead.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, we digress.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_02: I have to cut all this.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_00: No, we're not cutting it.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_00: We're keeping it.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_00: It's chaos.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_00: 43% said your husband's, 43% said yours.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_00: Our own.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_00: And 14% said a step-parent's.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_01: I was a vote in that on one of my accounts.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, the results have been fine.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_01: Damn it.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I think I went for I voted twice.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_01: One of them I did um your step-parents, that they don't know about it, just for the jokes.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: But I voted for keep your own.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_01: Part of that is because it's less admin if you get divorced and you don't have to change all your names back.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_01: Valid.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: The second part is um obviously in my situation, me and my partner have the same name.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_01: So then I think it would be weird to have two of us.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and also I like to think like Kim Kodashian.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_00: I thought you I thought more of you.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_00: I thought you were literally your reasoning would be fuck the patriarchy.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's just a lot of admin.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_01: I don't do admin.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_01: But also, I'm Charlie Clements.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_01: That's I'm born and raised, that's who I am.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know who she is?
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know who I am?
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_01: But I feel like you grow up with that name.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to change that.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'm getting rid of mine first, first chance I fucking get.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_00: No, I like my name.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm the only one in my family with the two names I have now.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_00: Why are the rest of them?
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_00: And they're barely relevant to me because I don't speak to the people I have the last names of anyway.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_00: Time for change.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_00: Time for change.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_00: Um no, but seriously, it's it's something that to people it will seem petty, but it's something Rich came up with actually as a poll, because it is a weird thing to do, I think.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_00: And it's something that happened quite closely to me, and I think it's a very odd thing to do, especially without telling someone.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would agree wholeheartedly.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_01: Do they think it was a nice wedding gift?
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_01: I don't understand.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_00: May as well just adopt you at that point.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_01: Well, like me getting married and then me deciding I'm gonna take your surname.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_00: Please do.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_00: It would give me great joy.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_00: You'd be double barreled, darling.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_00: Amos.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_00: You'd be double barreled, thinking about that.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_00: Honestly, that is a really good wank.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_01: But no, I think um I would I'd keep mine.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's a great name.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_01: Also, I uh Charlie Clements is also Bradley off of East Enders, just in case anyone wasn't sure.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so it rings a bell.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, I'm keeping it.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_00: What a vibe.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so before I hand the floor back to you, I would just like to read this form submission.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, yes.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_00: So, male.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_00: Uh went on a date with a girl, seemed to be going well, a few drinks, good chat, seemingly effortless.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_00: Until the time she said she had been sectioned a couple of months ago because she thought her mum and brother were trying to kill her.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_00: I get the vibe.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_00: I understand.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_00: Didn't really know how to carry on the conversation.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_00: Was that a test?
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like that's a test.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_00: Didn't really know how to carry on the conversation.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_00: After that, but did offer to walk her back to her towards her place.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_00: Brackets, it was around the corner from my own.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_00: Dun dun dun.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_00: As we get outside hers, she asked if I wanted to come up in come in for a cup of tea.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_00: It was 11 pm and we'd had a few drinks.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_00: So I said yes, in part from awkwardness and surprise to be to being asked to come in.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_00: We then proceeded to go upstairs and have a cup of tea.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_00: Once tea was finished and I'd found an excuse to head towards the door, I was invited into the bedroom where one thing led to another.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_00: As we started as we started, there were some difficulties in getting it in.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_00: It was at this time she said she is very dry and struggles with sex, as the antidepressants she is on means she can't climax and is very dry down there.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, forget it.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_00: After a very unsuccessful period of trying, we called it there.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_00: I walked home, and needless to say, neither of us messaged each other the next day.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_00: You're shaking your head in disbelief.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_00: This was you, wasn't it?
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_00: No, it really wasn't.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_00: You'd know about it.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_00: You're the dry one.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_00: There's a lot to unpack there.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_02: There is.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_02: There's so many layers to that.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm still working on the I was sectioned.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a lot for a first date.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_02: In his head, he thought, I want sex with that person.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_00: Um well, this is sorry, where I will go on to say men are simple.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, genuine.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: The offer of sex is on the table.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, genuine.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_00: I think the fact that sectioned is gonna go out the window.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_01: Offer of a cup of tea was there.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_00: We all know that I'm not going inside for a cup of tea.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_00: I am the tea that you are having.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_00: Any Bridgeton fans will get that.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, thank you for your submission.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I appreciate it.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_01: Keep it coming.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_01: That was I actually that's a lot to unpack.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_01: I enjoyed it immensely.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_00: But as the girl's awkward, that is really awkward as well.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like if you're a girl who suffers with vaginal dryness, get yourself some KY jelly.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_02: No, there's actually a cream.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Amy from the Social Moss.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_02: Lube is It's called lube.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, sorry.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_00: A man has entered the chapel to mansplain about vaginal dryness.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_00: And what you can use.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_01: Use code Rich10 for 10% quote baby chino.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_00: I was getting to that.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck off, baby Chino.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_01: Tiny bum rich.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like if you were a girl who did suffer with vaginal dryness, you would probably I would want to be in a position where you have been dating that person for a while that you feel comfortable enough to be able to have that conversation with them and be like, hey, it's not the fact that you don't, you know, tick on my pickle, but as a side effect of my antidepressants, I do suffer with a bit of dryness.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: You need to get the lube out.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_01: Don't take it.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's not me, it's the antipsychotics.
• 31:53
  unknown: Yeah, exactly.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_01: But I probably wouldn't be um getting freaky deaky on a first date.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's just me, but oh fuck on.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, if I suffered with vaginal dryness, I'm not judging over shagging someone on the first date.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_01: Come on, get it.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, I guess.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_01: KY jelly.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_01: But thank you for your story submission.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_01: I enjoyed that.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_01: I like a male's perspective.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's different.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_00: Rich, do you go any any more mansplaining or are we good to go?
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh good, please proceed.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_00: Right, cool.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_00: Charlie, you have the floor.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_01: Um, okay, so I went to my favourite Mexican restaurant the other day.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, here we go.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_01: Burrito Mummer and Sarancester.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_03: Woohoo!
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_01: And for anyone who's not been, fuck it sensational.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I'm like their biggest fangirl.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, popped in, we did a click and collect, and uh we were a little bit early, so went in for a little cheeky bev before going home.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_01: And while I was sat at the bar, the uh girl who runs it, she went, You're the chicken wing girl, aren't you?
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Yeah, that's me.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_01: So a bit of a backstory on this.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_01: Last year they had on their specials, they had some chicken wings, and I can't remember what's on them, but they are hands down the best chicken wings I've ever had.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_01: And while I was there, we were like, You've got to get these on your normal menu.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_01: They've they've got to stay.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, they're now on their menu because we went back a few times and pushed for it.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_01: So she now knows me as the chicken wing girl, which I'm happy to wear that badge with honour.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_01: Get it on my brownie sash.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_01: Buzzing.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_01: While I was there, she was telling me so Burrito Mama are a female Ram business.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_01: They also run the Gilbertine Deli, which is around the corner, and the Gilbertine Kitchen in Tep Bri.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_01: They've just opened up a new space, which used to be the Waffle House in Sarincesto, which was called He Says She Waffles.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_01: Great play on the word.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I need to double check what the premise of it is, but I'm sure she said it's like a social space, it's a space for people to go and work.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_01: But it's the women amongst us will enjoy this.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: The venue is called the G Spot.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, that's a bit of me.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_01: So I think if we take this show on the road at some point, we've got to have a we've got to have a night at the G Spot.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_00: One thing I've got to reference because it's just out there hanging for me.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_00: Go on.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_00: All male G Spots are up their bum.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_00: Just a reminder.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_00: Get pegged.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just a reminder.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_00: Phantom fingerer, she strikes.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh dear.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_01: We can go to G Spot.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm the chicken wing girl.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_01: Thought you might enjoy that and G Spots.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so what I was gonna say to you what is a hill that you would die on?
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_00: New segment.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_00: Hill I will die on.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_00: And anyone that's listening, feel free to send these in.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_00: Do a form submission.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_00: A hill that you'll die on.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_00: It can be random, silly, or something controversial, whatever.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely happy to go with everything.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_00: It is the brainchild of our friend Kaz.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_00: So we're rolling with it.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_00: If you love it or hate it, let us know.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_01: Before we get on to what ours are, yeah.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_01: Kaz said to me that one of hers, she's got many.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_01: One of hers is that she thinks Beyonce is overrated.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_01: Reno, that upsets you.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_01: It does upset me.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_00: There's something sinister about that woman, I'm telling you now.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_01: I agree with you.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_01: However, as a vocalist, that woman, wow.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_01: Her vocal range, if anybody listening to this now is in agreement with Kaz, there is I will point you in the direction of one song, and that is Love on Top by Queen B.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, fair, yeah, okay.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_01: The number of I actually don't even know how many key changes there are, but the number of key changes.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_01: And she just keeps she just keeps going.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_01: You think it's gonna end?
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_01: She goes up another key.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_01: Unbelievable.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_01: So regardless what you think of her, I will say I think her her prime was when she left Destiny's Child, she went solo and she did the Crazy in Love album, Unreal.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: Um I owned it.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_01: I used to have it in my CD player in my bedroom.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_01: Uh alongside Khalise Milkshake.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_01: Standard.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_01: Natasha Beddingfield single, unwritten, banging.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_01: And probably a few Westlife CDs.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_01: What a time.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: What a time.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_01: Um since then, I do think I went and saw her on tour a few years ago, when I say a few years ago, like 2016, many years ago, ten years ago.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_01: And she was phenomenal.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not so mad on her newest stuff, but all of that aside, as a vocalist, she is sensational.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: So Kaz, you can die on that hill, but I'm taking your body off it.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not sorry.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so what would your what would yours be?
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_01: Mine would be um I think the Westlife are the best boy band of our generation.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_01: Fair.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'll agree with you on that.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_01: And I would go as far to say that Shane, lead singer Shane.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_01: Voice smooth like silk.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_01: I genuinely think from a vocalist perspective, male vocalist perspective, I think he is one of the best male vocalists of our generation as well.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: 100%.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_01: And I think anyone who disagrees with that can get fogged.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: Go and watch him live because Yeah, I know.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_01: When we watched at the cinema then with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra at the Royal Abbott Hall, wow, he's just sensational.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_01: And then you put the harmonies around him.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, give it to me.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'll die on.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_00: What about you?
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_00: Mine's really fucking random.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what mine is?
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I said this to the girls in the car on the way back from Westlife last night.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_00: You wake up in the middle of the night, you need a drink, you want to go and get water.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_00: Getting water from the bathroom tap is completely different to going to the kitchen.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_00: It tastes completely different.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'd agree.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_00: And do you know how many people thank you for agreeing with me?
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_00: I agree.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_00: Because honestly, the amount of people that disagree, they're like, oh, it's just the same.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_00: It fucking isn't.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_00: And it tastes like shit.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_00: And I'll only do it if I'm absolutely gasping.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_00: Like I'm hungover, I've gone to bed after too many dry martinis or something.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_00: Honest to God, I'd rather take my lifeless, breastless body downstairs and fill up my Yeti.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I own a Yeti, I'll take it to bed with me.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_00: Then go to the sink.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_01: Now, here's a question.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_01: Social experiment opportunity.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh get fun.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_01: Does it actually taste different or is it a psychological thing?
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_00: Like is it a um What would you want me to do next week?
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_00: Bring two cups in my car.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_00: No, the only thing is the length of two different waters.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: The if it runs the hot tap runs through the boiler usually, so it will taste different.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_02: So if it's a mixer, you could get a bit of using the hot tap to drink water.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying that that one definitely runs through a different system to get to the bathroom.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_02: But in theory, I'm thinking what Charlie's saying, it could be a few.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_01: Placebo.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's the word I'm looking for.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_01: Is it a placebo?
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_02: Because the the pipe is different.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_02: You're it's more direct coming out of the kitchen tap because usually that's where it comes in.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_00: All I know is I don't like it.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_00: No, I understand.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_00: It changes different, it tastes different.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_00: It is just no.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_01: I think water everywhere you go tastes different.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, it doesn't need to be filtered.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_01: That's going to happen.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_00: But in my house.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_01: No, I understand.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_01: When I go to my parents, my dad calls um the water Ponty Pop.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_01: Do you want a glass of Ponty Pop?
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what?
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_00: That is really fucking cute.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_01: What a nice man.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_01: And he let me tell you, he loved the uh one woman show coming back from West Life last night.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_01: We also listen to and another hill I will die on actually is a theory I have.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_01: Almost every single Welsh person can sing.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_01: And there are so many.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_01: When you look at bands across the world and vocalists across the world, a lot of them are Welsh.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_01: You look at Tom Jones, Catherine Jenkins, Catherine Jenkins, Catatonia, the leads apparently the darkness are Welsh.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know that.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_01: Stereophonics, um Shirley Bassey, she was Welsh.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_01: Charlotte Church.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_02: The only term she'll get me in is Charlotte.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_01: Me.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_01: That is so easy.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_01: I've never heard of it.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_01: Alan Jones, was he Welsh?
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_01: My name is Alad Jones, also Welsh.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_01: There are, and I'm really sorry if anybody I've missed.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_01: There are a lot.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_00: You are?
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_00: I heard a microphone bang.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it was outside.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_01: But a lot of excellent vocalists are Welsh.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_01: And there's got to be something in the water.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_01: Triorkee male voice choir, the number one, were they number one choir in the world?
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_01: No, they're number one choir in Wales, but I think they're in the top ten in the world.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's who my dad sings with.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_01: Male voice choir from Wales.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_01: Aww.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_01: Represent.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_00: I'm we're gonna come back to the whole number one in the world thing in a minute.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_00: But can we first do Rich?
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_00: What's the hill you'd die on?
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_02: You can have cooked breakfast any time of the day.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, you can.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, you can.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_02: It is a evening meal, an evening meal, and it is also breakfast.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think anyone's disagreeing with that?
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_00: Anyone disagrees with that?
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_00: Let us know because I fucking don't.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I I'm with you on that.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_02: I've had some pushback on eating in bed, by the way.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_01: What pushback have you had?
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_02: That it's not acceptable.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_00: I don't disagree with it.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_00: Who are these people?
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's actually women.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_02: Crummies are an issue.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_00: The fact that you just used the word crummies.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_00: Crummies?
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_00: Couldn't you use it?
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_00: Straight for river sectomy.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking hell.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_02: You fucking wish.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_00: Awful.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_00: Awful.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_00: The fact that someone's gone.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_00: Make a light easier.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_00: Create more work for yourself.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_00: No, keep that in, that's fine.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_00: Um one thing I was gonna say, yeah, right.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_00: Because we were talking about people rating themselves in the world.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_00: I have a glorious friend who I absolutely adore, and I think she's the most beautiful thing on the planet.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_00: Um, she messaged me because she had her brother and his girlfriend come out from London on the weekend, and they had a family roast on Sunday.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, um, she texted me over the weekend and she goes, Oh my god, the jokes conversation we had last night.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_00: My brother reckons he's in the top 1,000 men worldwide of attractiveness.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_00: And I said, Is he okay?
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_00: She goes, almost wet myself, even if it was this county, let alone the world or even England.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_00: I honestly, that's one of those moments where I go, I'd love to have the confidence of a mediocre white man.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_00: Because he is he is not not attractive.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_00: But I said to her, I was like, I can quite happily go and photograph a thousand men, even just within the county, yeah, that I think are attractive, and he's still no.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_00: I think that we should do it as an exercise to humble him.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_00: Should we do that?
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_00: Should we go out and photos?
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_02: People find different people attractive.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, yeah, what do you think?
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, I'm English Rose Pretty, everyone finds that attractive.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'm quite pretty, actually.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm quite pretty.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_00: Um should we make that out of hope?
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, Danny.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_00: Are you upset?
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_00: Is it because you're behind the scenes?
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_00: Back office.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_00: Stay there.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_00: Front of house.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_00: I will be your host.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but I just think the audacity.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, he's got a stunning girlfriend, and I'm just like, are you okay?
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's confident.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_00: That would be.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_00: There's confidence, and then there's just pure arrogance.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_00: A thousand, top thousand world globally.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not even in Do you know how many men are in India?
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know how many men are in China?
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_00: Think of how many.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_01: Hoy hoy agreed.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_01: What did you say?
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_01: Think of the Italians.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_01: The Italians, Italians.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_00: Little Vesper?
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_00: Vesper for your thoughts.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, there's not enough gelato in the world.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_00: A guillotine couldn't stop the head I'd give him.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_00: As we like to say.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_00: Mad.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_00: It's confident.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_00: Your thoughts on that?
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think you're in the top thousand men worldwide?
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_02: Genuinely.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_02: And maybe he's got the confidence of having a stunning girlfriend if that's the case.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_02: That would definitely be.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe in challenge.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_00: If you had to back yourself, where would you put yourself?
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_00: Would you put yourself like maybe top top ten in this room?
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_01: Or there's three of us here.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_00: This is another new medium.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_00: Well done.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_00: Hats off.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_00: Just so everyone knows there's no one else in here.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_02: There's loads of people.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_00: Loads of listeners.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_00: The audience.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_00: No, it just really it really fucking struck me.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_00: And we were both pissing ourselves texting about it for a while.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_01: It's a lot.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, how nice to live in a world where you think that.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, the emotional awareness must be minimal.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_00: But I loved it.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_00: I really enjoyed it.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_00: Fair fucks.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_00: Good for him.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_00: Good for you.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_01: Good for you.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_00: Um, anyway.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_01: Should we move on to some of this or that?
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather lady?
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so Olivia.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather share a bank account with your partner or share a phone passcode?
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_01: Phone passcode.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather your partner always take your side even when you're wrong, or always be fair even when it hurts?
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_01: Fair.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather meet your future self or meet your past self?
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_00: Uh future.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_00: Because past me is fucking wet letters compared to now.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_00: She hath evolved.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have a guaranteed comfortable life or a 50% chance of being a billionaire or a 50% chance of being broke?
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, a comfortable life then.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have your best Uber rating leaked or your worst Google review of yourself posted?
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_00: Worst Google review because it'd give me a laugh.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you don't want that.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_01: My friend threatened you as you were driving off in the Uber with me.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe I'll.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_01: You got me home safely, thank you.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_01: Mercy buckets.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this one's fun.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have a Mary Archie band follow you on your birthday or have every stranger sing at you?
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Mary Archie Band.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_01: I think that'd be quite fun.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have to drink your own sweat once or eat a spoonful of someone else's earwax?
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_01: It's quite horrifying, sorry.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_01: This is ghastly.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's not me, it's Claude.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_01: The fourth member of our team.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_00: Sweat.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it doesn't say how much sweat you're drinking, so I too would choose sweat.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_01: Highbrow journalism.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_01: Motherfucker.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_01: Um and final question for you.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather step barefoot on a wet sponge or on a slug?
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_00: Wet sponge.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_00: You knew I was gonna say that as well.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh slug.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking slug chat.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_01: If anyone has any slug stories, please submit them to our anonymous.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_01: Charlie's still getting hunted by that one that's still Ah, yeah, but I'm a millionaire, so it's fine.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_00: Wish I was.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_00: Uh would you rather your partner have a public thirst trap um as like a full account?
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_00: Or a secret cringy fan account for a celebrity?
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_01: Fan account.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_00: Would you?
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because nobody knows it's them.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want loads of people looking at my other half.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_00: Who's he gonna have a fan account of?
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like John Joe O'Neill or Tiger Woods or something?
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_00: Probably someone like that, yeah.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oasis.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_01: It would be Oasis, handsome point.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_01: Liam Gallagher, I love you! Lasagna.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_00: Would you rather your first kiss be with someone you loved or someone unforgettably good at it?
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_00: Unforgettably good.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_00: Get good and then go forth and conquer.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_00: Would you rather live somewhere with a perpetual summer or a perpetual autumn?
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_01: What does perpetual mean?
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like continuously.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's just never ending.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_01: Summer.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_00: I love summer, yeah.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_00: Would you rather relive your teenage years with your current mind or skip straight to 50 with your current memories?
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I'd relive my teenage years.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, me too.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I had a great time.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'd go more wild.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_00: Would you rather every mirror you look into play a random sound effect or every door you open creak like a horror movie?
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_00: Mirror.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_00: Would you rather have to reply woo to every compliment or correct to every insult?
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_00: Woo to every compliment.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'd say correct.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_00: Would you?
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_00: You're a twat.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_00: Correct.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_00: Correct.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_00: Um would you rather oh fucking hell.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_00: I hate this.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_00: Would you rather find a slug is there another slug?
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_00: In your shoe every morning or a spider in your shower every night.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_00: I hate both.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_01: Spider in the shower, because a slug in the shoe, it's gone slimy everywhere.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_01: Either way, I'm not enjoying it.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_01: Plot twist, Rich.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_01: We've got some would you rathers for you?
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, put your phone down, Dickie.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, getting you involved.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_01: Are you ready?
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_01: Should we alternate?
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, go on.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, right, I'll kick off.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, would you rather be ghosted after a great first date or have ha ha you too after someone tells you that uh after you say that I love you?
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh I think you carry off the ha ha you too.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, do that.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that'd be crushing.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_01: Are you sure?
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, because by being ghosted, you never have to see that person again.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_01: You've just told someone you love them, and they go, ha ha, you too.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_01: Ground swallowing me up.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_02: I think I'd come back with something.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_02: Um I'd rather know than be ghosted, I think.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: Because I know some like you you know where you are with that.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_02: Sales.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_02: Boom.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-mm.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_00: Your date talks over you the whole night, or your date laughs at their own jokes before the punchline.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, both are tough.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_00: So you laugh at your own jokes.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_00: Funny guy.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_00: Fun guy.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_00: I knew you were gonna fucking laugh.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_00: I hate you both.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_02: I used that the other day at the child farm.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_00: You're both being stationed.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_02: That joke.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_02: Um probably laugh before because I would laugh at that.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_02: Which is why I sometimes do it.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_02: To encourage laughter.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, would you rather bring your ex as a surprise plus one to a wedding or take your mum with you on a first date?
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_02: Uh probably ex.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, more fun.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, get the people talking.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_00: Matching with someone whose every photo is a gym selfie or someone whose only photo is them holding a fish.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_02: Fish every time.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_02: More interesting.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why not?
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_02: Tell me a story.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather hard launch a new partner on Instagram after two dates or soft launch them as just a hand holding a drink?
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's a you move.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, is it?
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_02: I never understood the is that I've heard about this.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_02: The soft launch, the drink thing.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's a soft launch.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I just for me, I just wouldn't hard launch anyone.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_01: I know I wouldn't hard launch anyone.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_01: Not until our wedding day.
• 51:16
  unknown: No.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_02: So the only option is to go soft launch then, isn't it?
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_01: You're a soft guy, I think.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't shout about that.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_00: Not a humble brand.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_00: Not always.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_02: Not always.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_02: Right to the occasion.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_00: Accidentally sending your screenshot to the group chat it was about, or your date finding your ranking my dates spreadsheet.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_02: Uh the first one.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_00: Right, Roskeller.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_01: First one.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, would you rather a date insists on splitting the bill down to the penny, or your date orders the most expensive thing, then forgets their wallet?
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_02: If it's a date and I've invited them, I'm paying anyway.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_01: What a great guy.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_00: A gentleman over here, everyone.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody isn't dead.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_00: Date asks to see your Spotify wrapped, or date asks to hear your unedited voice notes.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_02: Spotify.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fair.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_02: I think our group chat alone would warrant them not listening to that.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_00: Ours?
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_02: Ours, yeah.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_00: Ours isn't that bad.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's a bit chaotic, but it's funny.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_00: If you'd like to discuss anal, we have to move to a private conversation.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_01: Last one from me.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather be called a red flag with great banter or be called a green flag with a terrible taste in music?
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_02: Green flag, terrible taste of music.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and last one from me: a date who says no offence but six times, or a date who calls their ex my best mate 40 times.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, first one.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_01: No offense, but I don't like your shoes.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_02: No offense, but I can take all that.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_02: And I never have to go with them again.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_01: I don't dislike your shoes, so please don't be offended by that.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_01: Have you got any random thoughts for me?
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_01: I do, I've got a question for you both, actually.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_01: One.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, scenario.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_01: You find eight envelopes.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_01: You can only pick one.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_01: You have the date you die, your future net worth, your soulmate's name, someone who's betrayed you, someone who truly loves you, your biggest regret, what happens to you after death, and the meaning of your life.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_01: What are we going for?
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's a good question.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_02: I think I can answer mine.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah?
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_02: The meaning of my life.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would say that one, or um I knew you'd copy me.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, eat shit.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_00: Um that one or what happens to you afterwards.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, after you die.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'd go for the date I die.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_01: Would you?
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because I'd want to make sure I've like tomorrow.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I wouldn't want to know.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_01: Let's go buck wild tonight there.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_01: Let's go see West Life again.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_02: I'd want to try and outlive that.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'd want to try and improve it.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_02: I would just rather die off if it was really kick it.
• 54:24
  unknown: You know?
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't want yeah, I wouldn't want to know what I'm dying of, but I would want to make sure.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm a yes man anyway.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_01: Virgin head of yes job, come for me, because fuck I want that.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_01: If anyone's not seen that, they're hiring Virgin of hiring someone for six months.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_01: I know you know about this.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_01: Virgin hiring someone for six months to basically go on holiday and take content, and it's called the head of yes.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_01: So I obviously applied for it.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_01: You have to put a thing out on Instagram.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_00: So I would can't go because you have to produce us.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_00: She can go because I can replace her.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_01: No, you can't.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_01: I do no.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_01: I do a Joanne McNally and I take a laptop with me and we'd find a way to make this work.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, I feel like I would want to know when I'm gonna die because then I can really make sure I have planned out my my list and that I say yes to every opportunity.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_01: But if it's too short, if you if you Wow, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow, you never know.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_01: That's the thing is open.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_01: Date you can die might change.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_01: Hey.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_01: Took me a second.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I didn't even click.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_02: I said, here's a lot of things.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_02: She wants attention, give her attention.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, no, I yeah, I think I look at it.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_00: I have my own platform, I don't need any more attention.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_02: One modelling session.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I look at this.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_01: Would I want to know who's betrayed me?
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_01: I live in a land of sunshine and rainbows.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to know.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fair.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_00: Who truly loves you?
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_00: Might be.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_00: I already know who's betrayed me, so it's fine.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_00: You've got this to come.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_00: I am your Judas, I'll let you know now.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_01: Judas, Judas.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_01: Um, your biggest regret, I feel like you would already know that.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_01: What happens after death?
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be turned into a tree.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_01: So no, I said I was gonna put you in a firework.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, part tree, part firework.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_02: It'd be interesting.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_02: The the love one would be interesting.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_02: Just because it could be like some random guy that had a door open too.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_02: Who truly loves you?
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_02: And he's like, I've fallen in love with Charlie.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_02: I saw her once.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_02: That that that could be it, it'd be really random.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_00: Who truly loves you?
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_00: That one.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's interesting, isn't it?
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_02: Also awkward if you don't love them back.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_02: So or you're with someone else.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_02: So it's kind of irrelevant.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I think we should put that out on Instagram stories and see what I know you can't do a poll with that many choices.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_01: No, I can put it out, but get people to reply.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_01: I just think it's yeah, it's interesting.
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so it's not really a random thought, it's more of a statement, and I just want to see what other people are saying about it.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_00: I fucking hate, hate Ben Affleck.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_01: What's he been in that I've seen?
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_02: Loads.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_00: I know what's he was with what's her name?
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_00: Jennifer Hudson and then not Jennifer Hudson.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_00: He's with J.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_00: Lo.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_00: J.
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_00: He was then with Ju?
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_00: He was with JLo originally, wasn't he?
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_00: And he got with what's her face, Jennifer Garner or whatever her name is.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yes.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_00: And she was she's beautiful and stunning.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_00: And then he got back with JLo.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_00: But there's something about that man, I just think he's really toxic, and he just looks again, sinister vibes.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't look happy with anyone.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_01: Me.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_01: But is that because it's only what you're seeing when he's getting papped?
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'd be unhappy being papped.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be overstimulated by the flashes and the people.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_02: He's in the town.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_00: Dick vibes.
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_02: He was alright in that.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_00: Him in Gone Girl.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_00: It cast him well because he's just a bell and what else has he been in?
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_02: Goodwill Hill.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_00: He also was in um What's the film called away?
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_01: He's in Pearl Harbor, isn't he?
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_00: Um is he in Pearl Harbor?
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think he might be.
• 58:04
  SPEAKER_00: Can you fact check that, please?
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_00: He's also in the one because if he's in that, he looks fit in that.
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_00: Fair play.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_00: Where he's with Jennifer Aniston.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_00: Um what's it fucking called?
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_00: He's just not that into you.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_02: Something about him.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_02: He's in Pearl Harbor.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_02: He's in Pearl Harbor.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_00: I just think he looks like a fucking bell end.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think he's attracted to him.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_02: He's just not that into you, he is, yeah.
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_00: His shit don't stink.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_00: And I just ah.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_00: And I saw him in something.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_00: Trolling corner.
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_00: Say that again.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_00: I said, welcome to Trolling Corner.
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I just honest to God.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_00: And I watched, I can't remember what I watched him in.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_00: No, I think it was Gone Girl the other day, and I was just like, God, you're such a bell-end.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_00: I don't feel that strongly about Batman.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_00: Anyone else vibes with me on that?
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_00: Please let me know.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_00: I think he looks like a I don't know, just ugh, rat.
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_00: A little ratty man.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_00: Rat or a pig.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_01: That's a great game to play.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_01: Looks like the rat or pig.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_01: Flushed away.
• 59:01
  unknown: Ugh.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah, I don't feel that strongly about him, but I always think you see a version of people out there, you know, in the same way that people might think that they know us from listening to us on this, but actually they don't really know us.
• 59:11
  SPEAKER_00: God, I don't think anyone truly knows me.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_00: Cream egg over there.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_01: She's cream egg, isn't she?
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say something worse, but she's just a dick.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'd rather you said that.
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_00: I actually'd rather someone called me a cunt or a dick than a cream egg because that's vulnerability.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_00: You don't like being called dick.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_00: Repel.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_00: I hate it.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_01: Um just that you hate Ben Affleck.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_00: I I fucking hate him.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_00: I think he's a bell end.
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_00: I'm done.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_01: I've got no beef of Ben Affleck.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like I should have prepared good news this week because that's an unhappy note to end on.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_01: We're not doing good news.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna do the introduction.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_01: No good news this week.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_01: Pardon?
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, well remembered.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_01: What are we doing?
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_01: So for anyone, anyone who listened the other week, uh, we record the intro at the end now so that we can recap on everything we've listened to, and we forgot.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_01: So good old Olivia had to record it under a duvet in her bedroom.
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, can I just say Dickhead Dave over there went do it under a duvet and do it on voice memo.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_00: I literally got under my duvet, and I thought I'd tried multiple times when I drank a couple of glasses of wine, maybe the night before, and I was like, I can't fucking do this.
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_02: Professional at all times.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not fucking professional, and we are not PR trained, everyone knows this.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_00: So then I got under my piglet in the bed bedding.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_00: We um has tech small.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh shut up.
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_00: Pull it placement, put it placement.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_00: This is chaos, no one's listening to me.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_00: Go on, floor is yours.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and I got under the duvet and I did that, and I just sent it to him, and I just went, just do with it whatever you can.
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_00: He was like, Oh, that'll work, and that was it.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_00: And I thought, fine.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_00: I enjoyed it a lot, it really made me laugh.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, I just I just had to wing it.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_00: You can't script me.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_00: It's one thing I have learned.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_00: I can't do the auto cue, I can't do the scripting.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_00: Get in your own head too much.
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I've got to fucking wing it.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just go for it.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_00: So under my duvet, I was I was fully clothed, don't worry, I wasn't button nicked.
• 1:01:14
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so yeah.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_00: And the dogs thought it was great.
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_00: Wow, what's she gonna do?
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_01: She's disappeared.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, um, until next Friday.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_01: Let's all get fucked.
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_01: Listen some West Life before next week.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_00: We recommend.
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_00: And if you hate West Live, fuck off and don't listen to us.
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, never again.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_01: Um, send us in any stories that you have, use the anonymous form, share us with your friends.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_00: A hill you will die on, that's what we want to hear.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_01: And as a reminder from the other week, any fun fun?
• 1:01:47
  SPEAKER_01: Any funny drunk stories we want those to?
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we've got some.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, but we've that's enough for today.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_00: We've run out of time.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_00: We're over an hour, we're gonna be cut down until next Friday.
• 1:02:02
  SPEAKER_00: Stay toxic.