Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #558 We Dont CRASH MAGIC the Same with David Bonfadini
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- 0:03Speaker 1: What is up?
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- 2:41Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm talking about the winning only three plates?
- 2:45Speaker 6: What's up everybody in the house. Thank you for having
- 2:48Speaker 6: me back. Ready to rock fucking Thursday, and I'm.
- 2:52Speaker 2: Already on the mic time chick Lids Award winning chicken though.
- 2:58Speaker 5: I'm actually really excited to try the white chicken glitz
- 3:00Speaker 5: that he just gave us today.
- 3:03Speaker 4: I got the pink one.
- 3:04Speaker 7: Pink is good, man.
- 3:05Speaker 5: I've had pink, orange, and uh I don't think i've
- 3:08Speaker 5: had green yet either, but I've had pink and orange.
- 3:10Speaker 5: I love the orange one a lot, so I'm really
- 3:12Speaker 5: ready to do this white one though. Yep, when I can.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Uh yeah, sure we might. We might hook the super
- 3:19Speaker 2: chatters up in one or two. I don't know, we
- 3:21Speaker 2: might do that. I'll let you guys know right now
- 3:23Speaker 2: after we introduce the guests. Now, I've always been a
- 3:26Speaker 2: big fan of magic.
- 3:27Speaker 4: Bro.
- 3:27Speaker 2: I think nineties kids were the last ones to experience
- 3:30Speaker 2: the magic esque era because there was a lot of
- 3:32Speaker 2: like quote unquote magic products. It was like a big
- 3:35Speaker 2: thing to have in production because it wasn't so high
- 3:37Speaker 2: tech like the magicians I've been around for a minute,
- 3:40Speaker 2: but we have the what is it, the one and
- 3:43Speaker 2: only David Bondefini, THEK the Magic crash Y.
- 3:49Speaker 8: Thank you guys think for having me.
- 3:51Speaker 4: Magician in the house. Bro.
- 3:52Speaker 1: This is I mean, this guy's the real deal.
- 3:54Speaker 4: Bro.
- 3:54Speaker 1: This guy be doing shit.
- 3:55Speaker 2: I'm just like, huh, especially now after after ten after
- 4:00Speaker 2: being twenty five to thirty dabs in, I'm pretty yeah.
- 4:06Speaker 1: I know that shit wowed me. I was like, what yeah.
- 4:09Speaker 9: Man.
- 4:09Speaker 2: First of all, thank you so much for coming on, Bro,
- 4:11Speaker 2: I'm really excited to have you on. And it's been
- 4:14Speaker 2: a long time. But you know, magic and you know
- 4:17Speaker 2: stoners go hand in hand.
- 4:19Speaker 8: Oh you know, I would say they're like we're one
- 4:22Speaker 8: and the same, you know. I mean we have to
- 4:25Speaker 8: I create medicated and I usually perform medicated.
- 4:29Speaker 4: So I.
- 4:31Speaker 8: This right here, this chick lit, I got the white amazing,
- 4:35Speaker 8: Holy moly, hell yeah, fun, the white will do it
- 4:58Speaker 8: to you.
- 5:01Speaker 4: Fun.
- 5:03Speaker 5: We're here to hell Yeah, right out the gate, let's
- 5:07Speaker 5: fucking go.
- 5:10Speaker 2: He just had that sitting in your mouth the whole time, bro, Like,
- 5:13Speaker 2: or did I Okay?
- 5:16Speaker 4: So I'm gonna be honest. I was trying.
- 5:17Speaker 1: I was looking at his teeth the whole.
- 5:18Speaker 4: Time, and I'm magic.
- 5:20Speaker 1: It's coming out of his mouth. Bro, He's no, the explanation.
- 5:23Speaker 4: That's why I did. That's why it's magic. It's magic.
- 5:28Speaker 8: Yeah, for a reason.
- 5:29Speaker 9: You know.
- 5:30Speaker 1: That's the paper taught me.
- 5:31Speaker 4: Is it wet?
- 5:33Speaker 6: Chuck it out and he comes out. He's like, hey, foo,
- 5:37Speaker 6: fools have papers to roll one up.
- 5:38Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, don't trick.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Yeah no, if he just keeps putting out.
- 5:44Speaker 8: Trick, I should work on that one that's actually with
- 5:47Speaker 8: the zigsaction.
- 5:48Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, holy ship.
- 5:49Speaker 1: How long did it take it to learn that trick?
- 5:52Speaker 8: Oh gosh, you know, I don't know. At this point,
- 5:55Speaker 8: it's like you just come up with an idea and
- 5:58Speaker 8: then it's environment idea, and then usually if it's the
- 6:01Speaker 8: right idea, right environment. That took me seconds to kind
- 6:06Speaker 8: of come up with very very easy.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Now, let's let's start off from right off the beginning.
- 6:11Speaker 2: I want to just jump into this. I mean, of
- 6:12Speaker 2: course you could mix the magic in between, but I
- 6:15Speaker 2: want to. I want to I want to hear uh
- 6:17Speaker 2: from the beginning where you originally from.
- 6:19Speaker 8: So I'm originally from Orange County, from Anaheim, Okay, Orton
- 6:22Speaker 8: raised and then uh lived in Sherman Oaks and lived
- 6:27Speaker 8: in this studio city. And that's where I met this
- 6:30Speaker 8: young man over.
- 6:31Speaker 4: Here, Higher Path.
- 6:32Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going at the shop.
- 6:35Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 6:35Speaker 2: Rock definitely comes across a lot of cool people at
- 6:38Speaker 2: the Higher Path. Shout out to the Higher Path and
- 6:40Speaker 2: the room next to them, I forget the name.
- 6:42Speaker 5: Oh the green room. Yeah yeah, yeah, we need to
- 6:44Speaker 5: do another show.
- 6:45Speaker 8: And I was I was like, dudet an opportunity to
- 6:49Speaker 8: be in the same room with you, bro, And he
- 6:51Speaker 8: was like yeah.
- 6:52Speaker 4: I was like, I'm in Rock on the fucking wheel steel.
- 6:56Speaker 4: He told you this was this, but.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Come on my show.
- 6:59Speaker 5: I'm the main guy. I created it. I'm joking on No,
- 7:03Speaker 5: that's that's definitely sounds like some white people ship though
- 7:05Speaker 5: Colin is colonizing your podcast.
- 7:09Speaker 2: So I wanted to say, like we we kind of
- 7:12Speaker 2: talked about it off air, but I wanted to ask
- 7:14Speaker 2: you what sparked the whole magic thing? Bro, because we
- 7:17Speaker 2: mentioned how old are you? Because he said you saw
- 7:19Speaker 2: the show that I referenced.
- 7:20Speaker 8: Yeah, so I'm forty three.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Okay, so you knew about are You Afraid of the Dark?
- 7:25Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the hell?
- 7:26Speaker 8: Yeah I knew all that are You Afraid of the Dark?
- 7:30Speaker 8: Goose bumps because they also whacked Magic Shop.
- 7:32Speaker 2: They had the best intro song out of the way,
- 7:35Speaker 2: It's down Down, Down down.
- 7:36Speaker 4: Yeah, yes with that.
- 7:39Speaker 5: Like flipping it. Nah, I haven't, I should. I need
- 7:43Speaker 5: to actually start doing my holidays ship now.
- 7:45Speaker 2: So what sparked what sparked the magician thing? Like like,
- 7:49Speaker 2: did you have a dad like Shila above dad?
- 7:50Speaker 1: He was like a performer?
- 7:51Speaker 8: No, man, Actually both of my parents shout out to them.
- 7:54Speaker 8: They're just you know, you're nine to five workers at
- 7:58Speaker 8: like retail store and stuff. No one really a performer
- 8:02Speaker 8: in my family. I when I was six years old,
- 8:04Speaker 8: I went to the Orange County Fair and there was
- 8:07Speaker 8: like a magician there, but he was selling magic. He
- 8:10Speaker 8: wasn't just like he wasn't a magic show.
- 8:12Speaker 1: Like the kids, Yes, yes, yeah.
- 8:14Speaker 8: Or like the Flaming Wallet. It was like little individual tricks.
- 8:17Speaker 8: And I watched him and it wasn't that I was
- 8:19Speaker 8: like in awe of the magic. I was in all
- 8:21Speaker 8: of this guy that knew these tricks and people were like,
- 8:24Speaker 8: we're willing to buy them. And I was six. And
- 8:26Speaker 8: then that led into me at fifteen, working at an
- 8:30Speaker 8: actual magic shop.
- 8:31Speaker 4: Cards.
- 8:32Speaker 8: Yeah, cards. I was looking for a deck of cards.
- 8:34Speaker 8: I don't have one on me.
- 8:35Speaker 1: But like the one the gambler on the show leaves.
- 8:39Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you gambling.
- 8:41Speaker 8: I love gambling.
- 8:43Speaker 5: He lives in Vegas Way, So you're out there, kid.
- 8:46Speaker 8: Let's just say single deck and double deck. I'm making
- 8:48Speaker 8: money walking there.
- 8:51Speaker 4: That sparked so.
- 8:52Speaker 2: Many questions like I'm like, yo, you just throw the cards.
- 8:55Speaker 2: He gambiting carts, all right? So you said at Fifth Team, Yeah,
- 9:00Speaker 2: you started working at a cart at a magic shop.
- 9:03Speaker 8: And then as in the OC it was called Best Magic.
- 9:07Speaker 8: They closed it. A lot of brick and mortars closed.
- 9:10Speaker 8: There's a magic shop here in Studio City, actually the
- 9:14Speaker 8: only one that I know of. It's called the Magic
- 9:17Speaker 8: Apple and they yeah, I mean brick and mortar. That's
- 9:21Speaker 8: where you go in. You can talk with other magicians,
- 9:25Speaker 8: and so I grew up around that from like fifteen
- 9:27Speaker 8: to twenty. For like five years, I'm like getting all
- 9:31Speaker 8: these legends that are passing by to go to the
- 9:33Speaker 8: Magic Castle. They're coming in buying like the coils the
- 9:38Speaker 8: mouth stuff, you know.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Like things like that, like accessories things.
- 9:42Speaker 8: Yeah, and so yeah, I.
- 9:43Speaker 1: Was thinking they all sold their souls to them.
- 9:45Speaker 8: We did, we did, but but yeah, no, it's been
- 9:51Speaker 8: it's been a heck of a journey. And then I
- 9:53Speaker 8: decided to kind of break into social media in about
- 9:56Speaker 8: twenty eleven because I was working at Big Lots. Then
- 10:00Speaker 8: I was like, fuck this, I gotta I gotta do
- 10:02Speaker 8: something different.
- 10:03Speaker 2: So I to steal from big louts. Hell yeah, I
- 10:06Speaker 2: used to help joking, they're going out of business, bro.
- 10:12Speaker 2: So I'm like, yeah, they went. Yeah, So I'm.
- 10:16Speaker 1: Sure we didn't contribute to the fucking to the cause.
- 10:19Speaker 5: Yeah, but do you think you you played a big
- 10:21Speaker 5: part in their downfall?
- 10:22Speaker 7: Did you steal that much?
- 10:24Speaker 2: I went to school for four years in college, and
- 10:26Speaker 2: they're in those four years you had to do what
- 10:28Speaker 2: you had to do.
- 10:29Speaker 7: Four years of thieven it was gonna lie.
- 10:32Speaker 8: The majority, Yes, the majority of our like clientele were
- 10:36Speaker 8: college kids or housewives. The housewives are gnarley dog, not
- 10:40Speaker 8: gonna lie nine am when the doors would open. I see,
- 10:44Speaker 8: for the first few months working there, a certain group
- 10:47Speaker 8: of them run right to the bathroom. I didn't understand why.
- 10:50Speaker 8: And then like finally I just asked. I was like,
- 10:52Speaker 8: all right, I was doing a magic drink and she
- 10:54Speaker 8: was like.
- 10:55Speaker 4: She's like, oh, that's cool.
- 10:56Speaker 8: I'm like, let me ask you a question. We're friends now,
- 10:58Speaker 8: you and a group of women. I don't think you
- 11:00Speaker 8: guys are friends. You guys just always get here right
- 11:02Speaker 8: at nine and then run to the toilet. Why And
- 11:05Speaker 8: they were like, oh, their husbands don't like to see
- 11:07Speaker 8: us ship. And I was like, what the what, dude, Yeah,
- 11:10Speaker 8: that was real.
- 11:11Speaker 4: What the fuck? They all grouped up right there, all
- 11:14Speaker 4: go to brals.
- 11:16Speaker 8: You guys, we're gonna go to the garden, going to
- 11:17Speaker 8: big lots and we're gonna take a dump and then
- 11:19Speaker 8: we're gonna bet for a lazze.
- 11:20Speaker 7: Jesus Christ was this.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Yeah, their husbands just like live their lives thinking and
- 11:26Speaker 2: it's like, Yo, my woman cannot ship.
- 11:28Speaker 5: Her asshole is not for shitting.
- 11:31Speaker 4: That's crazy, that's crazy.
- 11:33Speaker 2: That's that is fucking you holding your ship in for
- 11:35Speaker 2: that long you have to drive to the store.
- 11:37Speaker 5: Can you imagine just if you drink coffee, you're gonna
- 11:39Speaker 5: go like, here's my thing is, I went nine years
- 11:42Speaker 5: in a relationship, you know, like I'd fart every once
- 11:44Speaker 5: in a while on accident in front of it.
- 11:45Speaker 7: But like I never was like chick.
- 11:47Speaker 5: Theo ZL bait group, you know what I'm saying.
- 11:50Speaker 4: But like I pictured you were like that.
- 11:52Speaker 5: No, no, no, I love. I love an element of
- 11:55Speaker 5: of you know, magic and mystery and stuff like that.
- 11:59Speaker 1: So like I picked you say check it out and
- 12:01Speaker 1: then running away out.
- 12:04Speaker 8: I pictured you taking a picture of the dumb putting
- 12:07Speaker 8: it on the T shirt while she's at work.
- 12:08Speaker 5: Jesus Christ, Why does everybody think I'm so fucking depraved?
- 12:12Speaker 5: Is it the mullet?
- 12:15Speaker 7: God damn it? But nah, dude no.
- 12:18Speaker 5: So so my point is like what are these marriages?
- 12:22Speaker 4: Like?
- 12:23Speaker 5: Where it this dude who I guess is the breadwinner
- 12:26Speaker 5: enough to have the authority to be like, bitch, you
- 12:29Speaker 5: don't ship.
- 12:32Speaker 4: That's on some weird too.
- 12:35Speaker 5: It's like you gotta you gotta take a shower before
- 12:38Speaker 5: we touch, you know, kind of thing like it's got
- 12:40Speaker 5: to be extra weird.
- 12:41Speaker 8: I can say this. It's definitely it was white people ship.
- 12:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I can't picture a bunch of
- 12:48Speaker 2: like Mexican women going in there. He's like, what do
- 12:50Speaker 2: you mean.
- 12:50Speaker 8: I'm like, they don't give a fun Their girls will
- 12:53Speaker 8: fuck him up.
- 12:53Speaker 4: Dog.
- 12:54Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought they were stealing food. Yeah, me too,
- 12:59Speaker 6: the first.
- 13:01Speaker 4: They're running in there.
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- 13:45Speaker 2: Let's go all right, So, so working at the magic shop,
- 13:48Speaker 2: Like how did that? How did that start? Like how
- 13:50Speaker 2: did that go for you? Like that experience you just
- 13:51Speaker 2: fell in love with it more.
- 13:52Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it became you know, people take magic
- 13:57Speaker 8: and they either treat it as like this thing because
- 14:00Speaker 8: there's like magicians that I even know, and they're like,
- 14:02Speaker 8: I'm a magician. I'm like, bitch, I know the same tricks,
- 14:05Speaker 8: Like let's just talk normal, you know. To me, magic
- 14:07Speaker 8: was always a tool. It was a social tool to
- 14:12Speaker 8: break down barriers, to show inclusion things like that. That's
- 14:15Speaker 8: why I do a lot of stuff with the special
- 14:17Speaker 8: needs community. Huge with that, I took all my medicines
- 14:24Speaker 8: then let me out. So it's been to me, magic
- 14:30Speaker 8: is like a part of life and it's all about, Uh,
- 14:35Speaker 8: the magic is the moment. It's not the trick. The
- 14:37Speaker 8: trick's a tool, you know. It's like those tools that
- 14:40Speaker 8: I use. I mean, that is a simple trick. It's
- 14:43Speaker 8: a clown trick, but with smoking blown it out at
- 14:47Speaker 8: the right time. It being white, this was the white
- 14:49Speaker 8: it's all you know, boom, It's all about making sense
- 14:53Speaker 8: a story and it's now that magic moment. Yeah, yeah,
- 14:59Speaker 8: Ray get it. So I worked at the shop for
- 15:04Speaker 8: about two I think, like so I was about like
- 15:08Speaker 8: twenty twenty one. Because I was also a child actor.
- 15:12Speaker 8: I was on Malcolm in the Middle. Shout out to
- 15:14Speaker 8: Malcolm in the.
- 15:14Speaker 4: Middle, No, you were in what kid? Were you?
- 15:18Speaker 8: I was the bully?
- 15:20Speaker 11: What you were not?
- 15:21Speaker 4: Shold?
- 15:22Speaker 8: So if you ever saw when Lois and Hal took
- 15:26Speaker 8: the boys to the bowling alley and it was like
- 15:30Speaker 8: what happened when Hal took them? What happened when Lois
- 15:33Speaker 8: took him? I was a bully like in between both
- 15:37Speaker 8: of the stories, and uh yeah, that episode ended up
- 15:40Speaker 8: winning like an Emmy and I had a good time.
- 15:43Speaker 8: I was also on a Disney show, so I was
- 15:46Speaker 8: doing that and the magic shot.
- 15:48Speaker 5: So did you technically win an Emmy for being a
- 15:50Speaker 5: part of that episode?
- 15:51Speaker 8: So technically I found out I could go to the
- 15:55Speaker 8: Emmy or Association whatever and proved that, you know, I did. Yeah,
- 16:00Speaker 8: because I'm in the credit, do it, and they I
- 16:03Speaker 8: have to pay for it, though I could get one.
- 16:06Speaker 5: How much you have to pay it for your Emmy?
- 16:08Speaker 8: Honestly, I think someone told me they're like sixteen or
- 16:10Speaker 8: thirty two hundred maybe.
- 16:12Speaker 7: Still kind of dope.
- 16:13Speaker 4: It's kind of.
- 16:14Speaker 8: I mean, it's like it's like having sad.
- 16:15Speaker 7: They got that sack thousand, that's what he's saying. Well,
- 16:18Speaker 7: thirty two thousands.
- 16:19Speaker 1: Oh dude, what kind of hair did you have? Did
- 16:21Speaker 1: you have really hair?
- 16:23Speaker 5: He said? Three thousand.
- 16:24Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not here.
- 16:26Speaker 8: I'll show you this. I had spiky hair and short
- 16:30Speaker 8: spiky hair, and I also had an eyebrow piercing.
- 16:35Speaker 6: You're like punk rock. Yeah, you never played no instruments.
- 16:40Speaker 8: Yep, guitar baby, Yeah, that's why the stars here saw
- 16:43Speaker 8: I love.
- 16:44Speaker 4: Yeah, I love, I know.
- 16:45Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, the skar star.
- 16:46Speaker 4: Chris Murray and shit, you know Chris Murray.
- 16:49Speaker 8: Chris Murray. Yeah, okay, I need that sounds to me
- 16:54Speaker 8: so fat.
- 16:55Speaker 4: I've even Malcolm in the middle.
- 16:57Speaker 8: Do you recognize me? I'm the factor?
- 17:01Speaker 5: Oh Ship.
- 17:02Speaker 1: I would have never thought.
- 17:03Speaker 2: Never, Oh, what the fun next?
- 17:09Speaker 5: You're gonna tell me you were bulk from fucking the
- 17:11Speaker 5: Power Rangers, Dog Bulkan.
- 17:16Speaker 8: Fool. It's funny, Tommy.
- 17:18Speaker 2: You kind of reminded me you could be one of
- 17:20Speaker 2: that crew right there in the Bocan in School.
- 17:25Speaker 4: Ranger.
- 17:26Speaker 7: You gotta Bulkans do a Balkan school cosplay.
- 17:28Speaker 5: Holy Ship. That's fucking crazy dude.
- 17:33Speaker 2: You could be definitely want a broken skull Tommy, or
- 17:36Speaker 2: you could be like the Rhino from the Ninja Turtles.
- 17:38Speaker 5: Turtle, Oh that's rock Steady.
- 17:41Speaker 4: Yeah, the White Ranger. You're the White Ranger.
- 17:44Speaker 1: I'm Tommy.
- 17:46Speaker 5: Yeah that is actually the White Ranger's name is actually Tommy.
- 17:51Speaker 6: So how fucking power Rangers to the motherfucking bone.
- 17:55Speaker 7: I still have my White Tigers word at home.
- 17:57Speaker 6: Hey, but I want to get back to fucking zone.
- 17:59Speaker 6: I asked somebody you wanted you wanted to do magic Dog?
- 18:02Speaker 6: I wanted to try it. I didn't pursue it. Did
- 18:06Speaker 6: you buy the little Corner of the Bends. Now, there
- 18:08Speaker 6: was this one thing that I bought. I remember this day.
- 18:10Speaker 2: I was that wasn't a convention center, and that was
- 18:12Speaker 2: like this like it's not even like a magic trick.
- 18:15Speaker 2: It was like this little thing that this little character
- 18:16Speaker 2: you made dance but it worked with like a string.
- 18:19Speaker 8: Yes, I know what you're talking about.
- 18:20Speaker 2: Yeah, and I remember I had it down for I
- 18:23Speaker 2: had I had.
- 18:24Speaker 1: That ship down, bro. So somebody stepped on the line.
- 18:27Speaker 5: I can.
- 18:29Speaker 2: Okay, Tommy, what are you talking about?
- 18:36Speaker 7: Hey, Tommy, give me one of your cigarettes.
- 18:37Speaker 8: Ye are you good, bro?
- 18:42Speaker 5: Let me let me see one of your cigarettes, Tommy.
- 18:47Speaker 12: It's like it's like one two three, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right, okay,
- 18:53Speaker 12: it's like this one two three and then it looks
- 18:57Speaker 12: like it goes through.
- 18:59Speaker 5: I feel like that's some ship you do for somebody
- 19:01Speaker 5: that's tripping balls at a rave.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Well, he did say he came to work with the
- 19:05Speaker 1: special Ed.
- 19:05Speaker 4: I mean, Tommy's good at that shit.
- 19:07Speaker 5: Tommy, let me see one of your cigarettes. I can.
- 19:08Speaker 8: I can do a mashing it, so you know, it's funny.
- 19:11Speaker 8: I actually do optical illusion stuff on the internet too,
- 19:15Speaker 8: like this. I brought this. This is an optical illusion.
- 19:19Speaker 8: How so it's an arrow, right, but look inside the mirror,
- 19:22Speaker 8: it's pointing the wrong way. But then if you turn it,
- 19:29Speaker 8: it goes It's still the exact same no matter how
- 19:32Speaker 8: you turn it. What But then if you look at
- 19:35Speaker 8: the piece itself, it doesn't even look like how it
- 19:38Speaker 8: looks an arrow.
- 19:39Speaker 5: It's got a bunch of weird ridges and shit on it.
- 19:41Speaker 8: It's yeah, it's all perspective and then this bends it.
- 19:46Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 19:46Speaker 8: So I got into like a lot of this stuff,
- 19:49Speaker 8: getting into the Internet and stuff, and like people love.
- 19:53Speaker 8: I love watching videos like that. I don't even I
- 19:54Speaker 8: don't even talk for half.
- 19:55Speaker 4: Optical illusions.
- 19:56Speaker 6: Yeah, oh gosh, remember the U when they would have
- 19:59Speaker 6: the like that picture and it would have like open
- 20:01Speaker 6: to a little like wavy ship and you have to cross
- 20:03Speaker 6: your eyes.
- 20:06Speaker 4: It would be like an image, you know, magic guy.
- 20:09Speaker 4: But whenever you.
- 20:10Speaker 6: Would get like the book or this classic book fair Ship,
- 20:13Speaker 6: you would in the book they would have that, it
- 20:15Speaker 6: would be like you would look at the picture and
- 20:18Speaker 6: you would have to like go in and then come out,
- 20:20Speaker 6: and you would see like a would be like floating
- 20:22Speaker 6: kind of.
- 20:23Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, I know exactly the optical illusion things.
- 20:27Speaker 5: Yeah, have those ships? No more?
- 20:29Speaker 4: No, that actually used to.
- 20:32Speaker 5: I was gonna say, all right, this camera, Tommy, I'm
- 20:35Speaker 5: gonna show you what I can do. I can I
- 20:36Speaker 5: can do. You guys are probably gonna be able to
- 20:38Speaker 5: see because you'allre next to me.
- 20:39Speaker 4: You're gonna watch the fucking magic.
- 20:40Speaker 5: All right, here we go. You ready, I'm gonna make
- 20:42Speaker 5: this cigarette disappear without smoking it. Bam, Wait, we gotta
- 20:48Speaker 5: get the camera ready.
- 20:49Speaker 4: It worked for me.
- 20:50Speaker 5: Are you ready do it?
- 20:52Speaker 4: From this week?
- 20:53Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll back up a little bit just so I
- 20:55Speaker 5: can kind of see Are you ready yeah, bam.
- 21:01Speaker 6: Oh snap, we got our own little fucking magician over.
- 21:07Speaker 8: Wow, look at this guy.
- 21:09Speaker 7: That's the only trick I know how to do.
- 21:12Speaker 4: Imagine he would have been.
- 21:13Speaker 13: Like he just pulls it out, fucking ray Wild Mike.
- 21:25Speaker 4: But you know how I do it.
- 21:27Speaker 8: Like we were talking earlier about, I do have to
- 21:29Speaker 8: give a shout out to my boy junkie AI because
- 21:33Speaker 8: he used to He used to see me do this
- 21:36Speaker 8: type of magic tricks back in the day, like the
- 21:39Speaker 8: cigarette trick. I was doing that ship from back in
- 21:41Speaker 8: the day.
- 21:42Speaker 2: This ship with the rag Saluto Saluto, the homie man, what.
- 21:47Speaker 5: Is it Ai?
- 21:48Speaker 1: Ai junkie junkie a dunky Ai.
- 21:52Speaker 4: I got a little kid at not very farm with
- 21:54Speaker 4: a little thumb rag yes, and you'd be like the
- 21:57Speaker 4: thumb quick damn or the.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Sugar still you know what I always said.
- 22:04Speaker 6: Video with that old man that he was, he was like,
- 22:06Speaker 6: have the gas station or something, and that who has
- 22:09Speaker 6: a pack of salt or something like that, and then
- 22:12Speaker 6: he pours it into his hand and then some water.
- 22:16Speaker 6: It's a grip of water and you're like, what the hell,
- 22:18Speaker 6: you know what? And then he goes like this. He's
- 22:21Speaker 6: like whatever, and then he fucking goes like this over
- 22:25Speaker 6: the car and all the salt comes out.
- 22:27Speaker 4: You know how.
- 22:28Speaker 2: You know how in the nineties they didn't. I told
- 22:30Speaker 2: you magic was like trying to be pushed a lot
- 22:32Speaker 2: like it was. It was a big thing. It kind
- 22:34Speaker 2: of made divorce seem kind of cool because every time
- 22:36Speaker 2: you saw, like in a movie or in a fucking
- 22:39Speaker 2: in like a TV show, the divorce mom is always
- 22:42Speaker 2: meaning a dad that fucking knows how to do magic
- 22:44Speaker 2: and he always comes to fucking wows everybody.
- 22:46Speaker 1: You're not, yeah, like you're just like, man, how come
- 22:50Speaker 1: they can't get divorce.
- 22:51Speaker 2: Many Then when you find out your you find out
- 22:57Speaker 2: you're like, it's not like that, bro.
- 22:59Speaker 8: But it's like crazy because in the nineties they had
- 23:02Speaker 8: Magic Works, which which was like a magic line that
- 23:06Speaker 8: you could go to like Target and buy a new
- 23:10Speaker 8: one came out every month like a new trick.
- 23:12Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they had the ball.
- 23:13Speaker 7: They had the fucking the rope.
- 23:15Speaker 4: About these markers.
- 23:17Speaker 5: Yeah, about these.
- 23:18Speaker 1: Markers, this little magic guy at Target.
- 23:22Speaker 6: What they do kind of the ones we're looking it's
- 23:25Speaker 6: a water or something, you put it on the change
- 23:29Speaker 6: color here I.
- 23:30Speaker 4: Got marker for you. That ain't magic.
- 23:36Speaker 8: See that's cool.
- 23:37Speaker 2: And then look, no, damnful, don't give this for the
- 23:44Speaker 2: sack I was.
- 23:47Speaker 4: I was gonna be like, do not let him go
- 23:49Speaker 4: to the bathroom with him.
- 23:50Speaker 7: He's gonna sucking Lebron James.
- 23:52Speaker 4: That ship. Yeah, can you do it with the hashole?
- 23:59Speaker 4: I was like, he's a not lit one.
- 24:03Speaker 8: I could do it with this right, This is what
- 24:07Speaker 8: I'm smoking right now, white chicklets.
- 24:11Speaker 4: Right, she went through.
- 24:20Speaker 5: That's fucking sick.
- 24:23Speaker 8: The mouth.
- 24:24Speaker 6: You never seen do that ship with like a spaghetti
- 24:26Speaker 6: noodle where they threw it through their nose and their
- 24:28Speaker 6: mouth to be like that plain little kids.
- 24:29Speaker 4: And the like. You know, I've seen that.
- 24:31Speaker 5: I've seen I've seen it. But I'm like that ship,
- 24:34Speaker 5: Oh no, I could never.
- 24:35Speaker 4: Man, she got mad at him. She's like, it's gonna
- 24:37Speaker 4: get stuck up in your nose. I think one time
- 24:40Speaker 4: they broke oh what, oh no, but you just have
- 24:44Speaker 4: to sneezech.
- 24:46Speaker 1: You ever seen the foods that used to make liquid
- 24:48Speaker 1: cono what yeah?
- 24:50Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
- 24:50Speaker 1: I think I used to be able to like a
- 24:52Speaker 1: little like a little stream.
- 24:53Speaker 4: I think I could do that back in the day.
- 24:55Speaker 5: Here we go you talk about gleaking out of your eye, Yeah, gleaking.
- 24:59Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my, I don't. I can't still, Homie, that
- 25:03Speaker 4: would do a strip.
- 25:05Speaker 6: Like, yeah, motherfucker had a stream coming out, and I know, Homie, they.
- 25:09Speaker 4: Could blow bubbles out of nowhere.
- 25:11Speaker 8: Oh I hated that ship.
- 25:12Speaker 4: You'll just be chilling it. A little bubble come out?
- 25:15Speaker 7: What the fun?
- 25:16Speaker 8: They like?
- 25:17Speaker 7: Fly little spit bubbles just land on somebody randomly.
- 25:21Speaker 1: This motherfucker eating sober what I was like?
- 25:24Speaker 7: Cartoon characters just.
- 25:27Speaker 6: Throw out little bubbles, perfect little bubbles. I'll be like, damn,
- 25:31Speaker 6: he's like, we didn't have bubbles back in the day.
- 25:33Speaker 4: We have to make our own bubble little brothers and ship.
- 25:38Speaker 5: I remember gleaking, but I could never do it. I
- 25:40Speaker 5: never understood it. I don't.
- 25:41Speaker 7: I guess I'm not. I don't have the thing.
- 25:43Speaker 8: I don't have the I can only do it when
- 25:45Speaker 8: I'm about to eat something, huh, like if like this
- 25:49Speaker 8: night salvatory gland or whatever.
- 25:51Speaker 4: Eat this cute just out of no we're talking. I'll
- 25:56Speaker 4: try to gleek sometimes just to be like, see what's up?
- 25:59Speaker 4: And I still can't.
- 26:00Speaker 1: I wouldn't even try it.
- 26:03Speaker 4: Do it right now, no, bro, try to make those
- 26:07Speaker 4: ship come out your eye then cry. You just have
- 26:10Speaker 4: to push her heart?
- 26:13Speaker 7: What are you doing it?
- 26:21Speaker 5: Are you doing it?
- 26:22Speaker 8: You imagine it came out?
- 26:24Speaker 4: I feeling more glassy.
- 26:27Speaker 8: Ships everywhere.
- 26:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Yeah, taught me you're gonna have a fucking hemorrhoid.
- 26:32Speaker 4: No, I'm not trying to. I'm not forcing nothing. I
- 26:35Speaker 4: turn off right right now.
- 26:36Speaker 7: Just barts.
- 26:38Speaker 1: You're appendix burst.
- 26:41Speaker 4: You ever have your pandics?
- 26:43Speaker 1: Know what's crazy?
- 26:43Speaker 4: He minus almost died like that?
- 26:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I fool Like I remember one time we showed
- 26:47Speaker 2: up to work and everybody was like, hey, serious is
- 26:52Speaker 2: the hospital? And I was like damn, and then I
- 26:54Speaker 2: was and then we and then you just came back
- 26:56Speaker 2: smoking a cigarette after like a week.
- 27:00Speaker 1: That was just like it's a gap, bro, My appendix
- 27:03Speaker 1: was about to explode.
- 27:04Speaker 6: Holy shit, Hey the homies little brother he just had
- 27:08Speaker 6: a stomach ache and he's like good and then he
- 27:11Speaker 6: after a while, he's like fuck. It was like the
- 27:13Speaker 6: worst fucking stomach pan in the world. He went and
- 27:17Speaker 6: Nix burst. Holy the hospital all crazy flown out because
- 27:21Speaker 6: some risks they don't have hospital, like the hospital doesn't
- 27:23Speaker 6: have like your doctors like that fool. So everybody with
- 27:27Speaker 6: some serious ship they get flown out.
- 27:30Speaker 4: That's true. Yeah, yeah, I mean fool.
- 27:33Speaker 6: Sometimes even when people have babies and shait whatever, the
- 27:37Speaker 6: pregnant lady gets flown out, yeah, dog, or they send
- 27:40Speaker 6: them to another hospital.
- 27:41Speaker 5: You'll ever seen the old lady that gets put on
- 27:43Speaker 5: a stretcher and then the stretcher starts spinning on the helicopter.
- 27:45Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, that looked awesome.
- 27:48Speaker 2: Nobody wants to be flowing out, bro, especially if you're
- 27:50Speaker 2: in like a mountain, then you gotta be that fool
- 27:52Speaker 2: in that yellow fucking joint looking thing in the air and.
- 27:54Speaker 4: The movies it looks all cool. Hun I would be.
- 27:57Speaker 1: I would be terrified.
- 27:58Speaker 5: I'd be screaming the whole time, Like I'd be freaking
- 28:01Speaker 5: the fuck out, just like I already don't want to
- 28:03Speaker 5: fly in a helicopter for any fucking.
- 28:06Speaker 1: They couldn't take that food in the helicopter.
- 28:08Speaker 5: Because it's not nothing for room, probably not. They could
- 28:12Speaker 5: have just.
- 28:12Speaker 4: Should have a he could have just like held him
- 28:14Speaker 4: like a toe hitch.
- 28:16Speaker 6: You know when motherfucker the jeeps they get stuck and
- 28:18Speaker 6: ship they and the little machine man that should just
- 28:21Speaker 6: bring you up.
- 28:22Speaker 4: Oh, witch boom and then the homie just brings you up.
- 28:25Speaker 4: Come on, no son, you know what I'm saying.
- 28:29Speaker 8: I kild just picture him.
- 28:31Speaker 6: I'll just be off or wherever I'm hurt, coumbing up
- 28:36Speaker 6: and I'll be like, hey, but don't put this in
- 28:38Speaker 6: in the middle of my back. If I'm going up
- 28:39Speaker 6: all high, yep, I'd be like shoot the hardness against
- 28:42Speaker 6: like a cross the body or my legs where I'm
- 28:45Speaker 6: sitting down on that motherfucker.
- 28:50Speaker 4: When he don't want to ride on the foods lenk
- 28:52Speaker 4: like he's.
- 28:53Speaker 6: I'm not going hold on to him.
- 28:58Speaker 1: I wasn't asking.
- 28:59Speaker 2: So so you like, would you say your profession like
- 29:02Speaker 2: you do magic full.
- 29:03Speaker 8: Time content creator, full time.
- 29:06Speaker 2: That's a creator. Yeah, so you don't. You don't performing
- 29:10Speaker 2: like the Magic Castle. You never wanted to perform there
- 29:12Speaker 2: because I hear that's like the comedy store.
- 29:14Speaker 1: I only been there once, No I have, I do.
- 29:16Speaker 8: But I live in Vegas now, okay, Yeah, I mean
- 29:19Speaker 8: when I'm in town, definitely my place to go check out.
- 29:22Speaker 8: Shout out o hey Magic Castle right there?
- 29:25Speaker 7: Oh oh shit, is that a that's sick.
- 29:28Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a little card wallet. I keep magic tricks
- 29:31Speaker 8: in and s ship. But yeah, I love that place.
- 29:34Speaker 5: How do you get.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Every room in there is like a different places where
- 29:37Speaker 1: they do magic.
- 29:38Speaker 5: How do you get added to the like the homy
- 29:40Speaker 5: list that you can just like make a reservation a
- 29:43Speaker 5: go because I've only ever gotten to go once and
- 29:46Speaker 5: I know somebody yeah.
- 29:47Speaker 8: Like, I mean, I can't tell you because I'm a member, right,
- 29:51Speaker 8: and you can be. There's two different types of members.
- 29:53Speaker 8: There's like a magician member and then there's an associate member.
- 29:56Speaker 8: An associate member. It's like some fan of magic has
- 30:01Speaker 8: to buy their way in, well, so do magician.
- 30:06Speaker 4: So you remember, yes, Oh yeah.
- 30:09Speaker 2: I remember I went there because the homie knows the
- 30:12Speaker 2: amazing Jonathan Yeah, Jason Rowse uh a comedian.
- 30:18Speaker 4: He hung out with that guy before.
- 30:20Speaker 6: That guy's crazy like getting it being a member, like
- 30:23Speaker 6: he's crazy.
- 30:24Speaker 1: He passed, Oh he did? Yeah, Oh well he was fucking.
- 30:28Speaker 8: A legend though.
- 30:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 30:30Speaker 8: And living in Vegas, Like when I first moved there,
- 30:33Speaker 8: everyone's you know, oh, you're from l A. And they're
- 30:35Speaker 8: like yeah, and they're like yeah, we've seen your stuff
- 30:38Speaker 8: and I'm like, oh they're cool and they're like, hey,
- 30:40Speaker 8: have you ever heard of amazing Jonathan. I'm like, yeah,
- 30:44Speaker 8: definitely an inspiration.
- 30:46Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like an og out here legend.
- 30:48Speaker 8: He is, in my opinion, like the Carrot Top of
- 30:53Speaker 8: magic for sure.
- 30:55Speaker 5: Damn what do you feel?
- 30:57Speaker 4: How do you feel about Carrot Top?
- 30:59Speaker 8: I honestly, he's a prop comedian, so I mean, I'll
- 31:02Speaker 8: throw that to you. You know, he's stand up, but
- 31:04Speaker 8: he's like a prop comedian.
- 31:07Speaker 4: Does it do magic out there?
- 31:11Speaker 5: He just has a trunk ship and some ship and
- 31:14Speaker 5: then bring on.
- 31:15Speaker 2: What about that dragon guy? He just just a piff
- 31:19Speaker 2: piff is good? He does magic?
- 31:21Speaker 4: Yes?
- 31:22Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 31:23Speaker 2: I heard an interview recently with with Steve O. I
- 31:26Speaker 2: think it was he was with Steve and then he
- 31:28Speaker 2: was just talking about it. But I think it was
- 31:30Speaker 2: either Steve O or it was Ryan Schickler, but.
- 31:33Speaker 8: Steve O's man. A lot of people always comment he
- 31:37Speaker 8: sounds like Steve O from TIMU.
- 31:43Speaker 1: What the marker draws the tattoo on top?
- 31:47Speaker 6: I remember being a little kid watching like the videos, uh.
- 31:51Speaker 2: When they exposed the magic off the mask and yeah, right,
- 31:55Speaker 2: note when you disappear a card, it will be exposed as.
- 31:59Speaker 5: What are you thoughts on like those big magic like yeah,
- 32:03Speaker 5: like the disappearing and elephant and ship on stage where
- 32:06Speaker 5: like they set up the curtain. As a as a spectator,
- 32:09Speaker 5: I look at that and I go, there's the floor
- 32:12Speaker 5: moves his elephants going up my hush.
- 32:16Speaker 8: See see that's the thing. Does it or does it not?
- 32:19Speaker 8: Because like that's your interpretation, that could be the method.
- 32:22Speaker 8: But you know, I was just reading something someone said
- 32:25Speaker 8: to ask him about David Blaine, and I have to say,
- 32:29Speaker 8: David Blaine's the best show. Yeah you can ever see
- 32:33Speaker 8: really ever see in Vegas. Yeah when he and he's
- 32:36Speaker 8: only in like every other month for a weekend only
- 32:40Speaker 8: he flies in, does it comes back the best? David
- 32:44Speaker 8: Blaine is truly magic, Like he just really just comes in,
- 32:51Speaker 8: has a good time. And sure I can do very
- 32:54Speaker 8: very similar tricks, but he puts on Yeah it all
- 32:58Speaker 8: comes down.
- 32:59Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta ask you this because the Magic Foods
- 33:03Speaker 2: kick it with like a cert Like there's different you know,
- 33:06Speaker 2: like and comedians. There's prop comics, there's you know, people
- 33:09Speaker 2: that have puppets, man till kids and all that stuff.
- 33:11Speaker 2: I've had people in here that do some shit where
- 33:14Speaker 2: I'm like this, I'm like and this is the reason
- 33:16Speaker 2: I had that that that that that misconception or that
- 33:20Speaker 2: or that idea where I was like this, somebody had
- 33:22Speaker 2: to make a deal here, like some of these guys
- 33:24Speaker 2: are mentalist.
- 33:26Speaker 1: He was telling you something like I'm talking about Bro,
- 33:28Speaker 1: you could talk.
- 33:29Speaker 2: You could be saying he's never gonna guess that the
- 33:32Speaker 2: name I'm thinking about is my theochetro right or some
- 33:34Speaker 2: shit like that, and that motherfucker writes it down and
- 33:36Speaker 2: this guy's like our median or something like, Bro, how
- 33:38Speaker 2: the fuck do you even know? Or or like like
- 33:41Speaker 2: the time where I just couldn't fact. I had him
- 33:44Speaker 2: do this shit like three times where he fucking took
- 33:46Speaker 2: a joint and he was like I could do.
- 33:47Speaker 4: What any day?
- 33:48Speaker 1: He just fucking just made it move, And I'm just
- 33:50Speaker 1: like this is we we were everybody here walked out
- 33:54Speaker 1: of here and disbelieve, am I wrong?
- 33:56Speaker 4: Rade? We couldn't be Like it took me a while
- 33:58Speaker 4: to get to sleep that night. Bro.
- 34:00Speaker 5: This kept you up?
- 34:01Speaker 4: Yes, Bro?
- 34:02Speaker 1: You know why?
- 34:03Speaker 9: Bro?
- 34:03Speaker 2: Because like you know, I do, like I know nothing,
- 34:06Speaker 2: I do spiritual magic. But people consider what you know,
- 34:09Speaker 2: me doing Santa Rilla and be going to my melody,
- 34:11Speaker 2: people consider that kind of stuff magic but it's a
- 34:13Speaker 2: different kind of magic, bro, because you know you're working
- 34:15Speaker 2: with different energies.
- 34:16Speaker 1: But how do you what does that fall in on?
- 34:18Speaker 14: Bro?
- 34:18Speaker 1: Is that like borderline prayer?
- 34:20Speaker 11: Normal?
- 34:22Speaker 1: How do these guys do that?
- 34:23Speaker 4: Ship?
- 34:23Speaker 1: I'm not like, I don't want to know exactly secret,
- 34:25Speaker 1: but this is crazy.
- 34:26Speaker 8: So to be honest with you, so I do some
- 34:29Speaker 8: gnarly mentalist shit, I do a trick where I can
- 34:32Speaker 8: connect you too.
- 34:33Speaker 2: He's a reptilian dude, Like right now and shit, hold on,
- 34:36Speaker 2: you can connect both of us.
- 34:37Speaker 4: Hear that? Man, Old Donald? Did you hear what he said?
- 34:39Speaker 1: He said he can connect both of us right now?
- 34:41Speaker 4: Bro, I want to hear you. I want you gonna
- 34:43Speaker 4: do that.
- 34:44Speaker 8: So how long have you guys known each other?
- 34:47Speaker 1: Like five years?
- 34:48Speaker 4: Tell me?
- 34:48Speaker 8: Okay?
- 34:48Speaker 4: Course, has it been longer than that?
- 34:52Speaker 7: I you three years?
- 34:54Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah?
- 34:54Speaker 1: Damn Tommy, I think we're probably going for like eight years.
- 34:57Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, I knew you when you were a little skinny.
- 35:02Speaker 1: H shit, yeah, like you didn't even know what to say.
- 35:08Speaker 4: Focus I was gonna shut up, but I.
- 35:09Speaker 5: Was like, Tommy, I knew you and you were a
- 35:11Speaker 5: little fatter.
- 35:12Speaker 1: I know everybody did.
- 35:15Speaker 8: Everybody did, so like what I like to do is,
- 35:19Speaker 8: you know, we all do the same tricks, but it's
- 35:22Speaker 8: like where our storyline comes from. You know, I didn't
- 35:25Speaker 8: have an uncle that taught me. I didn't have a
- 35:27Speaker 8: grandpa or dad that taught me magic and ship. You know,
- 35:30Speaker 8: my magic's based on the streets. It's like I do
- 35:34Speaker 8: ship you can. I'm the guy that you can give
- 35:36Speaker 8: me anything in your pockets and I'll do a magic
- 35:38Speaker 8: trick with it. That I mean, I pretty much. Yeah,
- 35:41Speaker 8: I mean, that's pretty much what I'm known for right there.
- 35:44Speaker 8: But there every once in a while there comes something
- 35:46Speaker 8: where like so this is all films, so y'all can
- 35:50Speaker 8: catch this. So I want to do something with you, Tommy,
- 35:52Speaker 8: and then with you if that's okay, all right, cool.
- 35:54Speaker 8: So I'm gonna ask you to do is if you
- 35:56Speaker 8: can just turn your head your hat to the side, okay,
- 35:59Speaker 8: and you can actually if you can just like not
- 36:03Speaker 8: as much, but just turn it just a little bit
- 36:05Speaker 8: to the side as well, same side. As This is
- 36:08Speaker 8: what's gonna connect you guys right now. Perfect. I love this.
- 36:12Speaker 4: Okay.
- 36:13Speaker 8: So now you guys are both sporting the hat there. Yeah,
- 36:17Speaker 8: so I'm gonna ask you and you're gonna be the
- 36:20Speaker 8: witness there rock because because your eyes are open. So
- 36:23Speaker 8: I'm gonna ask you guys to close your eyes in
- 36:25Speaker 8: two seconds. I'm gonna say one, two, three, and you
- 36:28Speaker 8: can close your eyes.
- 36:29Speaker 4: You keep your eyes like douchey night. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 36:33Speaker 5: You look like one of those Looney tunes on the
- 36:35Speaker 5: fucking shirts, dressed like Criss Cross.
- 36:37Speaker 12: Oh yeah, Oh dude, he does the Bro's that tat.
- 36:44Speaker 8: I'm looking Yeah?
- 36:47Speaker 4: No, no, you're good.
- 36:50Speaker 8: No, man, you're already hypnotized.
- 36:51Speaker 4: Bro.
- 36:52Speaker 8: Okay, so check this out. What you're gonna do is
- 36:54Speaker 8: on the count three, put the joint on your mouth
- 36:57Speaker 8: and then blow it out. Close your eyes, both of
- 36:59Speaker 8: you ready, one, two three, take a hit, blow it out.
- 37:06Speaker 8: But he can't put it down for two seconds?
- 37:08Speaker 1: Tommy, you have to do this without the joint.
- 37:10Speaker 8: No, yeah, now put it down so your joint free.
- 37:13Speaker 8: I need your hands.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Free, bro, Tommy, put the joint in the ass straight.
- 37:17Speaker 8: I'm telling you, guys, this is why I do magic
- 37:19Speaker 8: for special needs.
- 37:20Speaker 1: I'm all inclusive, Tommy, Tommy, do you know what? Take
- 37:30Speaker 1: the joint away fro him?
- 37:31Speaker 4: Please? Thee right there.
- 37:36Speaker 8: The best part you just put him on time out.
- 37:39Speaker 8: He's like, can someone take that away from them?
- 37:41Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 37:41Speaker 8: Like, all right, so close your eyes. Okay, no, keep
- 37:45Speaker 8: him close. I got now my hispanic is gonna come out. Okay,
- 37:50Speaker 8: all right, you close your eyes. Yeah, all right, keep
- 37:53Speaker 8: your eyes closed the entire time. No matter what happens,
- 37:56Speaker 8: whatever you hear or smell, whatever, it doesn't matter. Just
- 37:59Speaker 8: keep your eyes closed. Temmy, I'm gonna stand up. I'm
- 38:01Speaker 8: gonna wave my hands in front of your face. Then
- 38:03Speaker 8: i'm gonna turn to you's on zone. I'm gonna do
- 38:05Speaker 8: the same thing. I'm going to move my hands in
- 38:08Speaker 8: front of your face. Keep your eyes closed the entire time.
- 38:10Speaker 8: All right, here we go.
- 38:25Speaker 1: She'll probably just do this with rock.
- 38:28Speaker 4: All right, So now.
- 38:30Speaker 8: Open your eyes. What I want you guys to do
- 38:33Speaker 8: is now close your eyes. I'm gonna ask you a
- 38:35Speaker 8: quick question closing boom. If you felt something, raise your
- 38:38Speaker 8: hand perfect, keep your hand raised.
- 38:42Speaker 4: Now, Oh I didn't.
- 38:44Speaker 8: You didn't feel you felt something?
- 38:46Speaker 4: Where did you feel? All right?
- 38:49Speaker 8: Then here tell me you felt nothing? Is that what
- 38:56Speaker 8: you're saying? You felt nothing?
- 38:57Speaker 3: Oh?
- 38:57Speaker 4: Then I felt something on my face earlier?
- 39:00Speaker 8: Wait it was on your face like this? That's crazy?
- 39:03Speaker 8: Open your eyes because both of you, Because what I
- 39:05Speaker 8: actually did is I touched him right here on his
- 39:10Speaker 8: nose with this joint.
- 39:11Speaker 4: It's crazy.
- 39:12Speaker 8: If you played back to camera, I never touched you.
- 39:14Speaker 5: Yeah, he never touched you.
- 39:15Speaker 4: Never touched you one time I felt I felt that
- 39:17Speaker 4: for sure.
- 39:17Speaker 7: Yeah I saw him touch you, but he never touched him.
- 39:20Speaker 4: That's crazy.
- 39:21Speaker 8: Yeah, I literally touched him right across like that.
- 39:23Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's it, that's real, ship bro.
- 39:27Speaker 8: But was that Joe Pesci That sounded amazing.
- 39:30Speaker 6: That was just me, Jersey guy, I.
- 39:37Speaker 4: Do fucking blood and blood. That's crazy, the fucking Jersey
- 39:41Speaker 4: blood and blood out quotes.
- 39:43Speaker 6: Just a fucking minute, your majesty.
- 39:45Speaker 1: I didn't know how retarded you were instructions this amazed.
- 39:54Speaker 2: I'm just like ship bro here. It wasn't even hardest
- 40:00Speaker 2: my not. He just said, he just said, put the
- 40:04Speaker 2: joint down, this will take another hit.
- 40:08Speaker 4: I look take another hair, And I was like, well, I'm.
- 40:10Speaker 2: Fucking thirty dabs in, bro, and I fucking that the
- 40:13Speaker 2: instructions in it. Tommy's one hashhole in and he says,
- 40:17Speaker 2: just okay, so how does that shit work?
- 40:19Speaker 3: Bro?
- 40:20Speaker 8: Like, so you have to establish a true connection and
- 40:24Speaker 8: that's what I was doing with the hat. But also
- 40:27Speaker 8: what I was doing too is like I had to
- 40:30Speaker 8: kind of break down, That's what I'm saying. And I
- 40:34Speaker 8: kind of had to break down, like you guys, because
- 40:37Speaker 8: we're smoking, we having fun. That trick is usually the
- 40:42Speaker 8: end of somebody's show. At the Magic Castle, I normally
- 40:46Speaker 8: start with that. My openers are most people's closers because
- 40:52Speaker 8: I don't rely on the magic. I rely on building
- 40:55Speaker 8: a relationship with you guys. And so now at the
- 40:58Speaker 8: end of it, I can be doing this ship and
- 41:01Speaker 8: everyone's like, dude, this is.
- 41:02Speaker 4: The greaziest Yeah yeah.
- 41:05Speaker 8: And I'm like, really, okay, cool, you know, and that's
- 41:09Speaker 8: like and so it's really about building connection. So that
- 41:12Speaker 8: trick is solely about energy connection, breaking down barriers. You
- 41:17Speaker 8: guys are listening to me, getting someone to listen to instruction.
- 41:21Speaker 4: Does that?
- 41:22Speaker 5: Does this?
- 41:22Speaker 4: Only? Does that trick work because we're facing each other.
- 41:25Speaker 8: No, Actually, I've done it where people are side by side,
- 41:28Speaker 8: back to back.
- 41:29Speaker 1: You can do that with like trick lits over here
- 41:31Speaker 1: and me.
- 41:32Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I have to do the exact same
- 41:34Speaker 8: thing like I I like tick Li could be there,
- 41:37Speaker 8: you could be there, and then you could feel it
- 41:40Speaker 8: or not feel it, and he can feel it or
- 41:42Speaker 8: not feel it.
- 41:44Speaker 4: What about this? Yeah? Yeah yeah?
- 41:46Speaker 2: What about what about like if if if you were
- 41:48Speaker 2: to slap the funk out of me, is that person
- 41:50Speaker 2: going to feel it too?
- 41:51Speaker 1: Oh yeah, run it again?
- 41:56Speaker 4: Can you imagine?
- 41:57Speaker 8: And then like he goes I didn't feel it, I'd
- 41:59Speaker 8: be like I got to go.
- 42:03Speaker 1: I didn't feel that's crazy.
- 42:06Speaker 8: Oh really hold on, let me try it again. Maybe hand.
- 42:12Speaker 1: That's crazy though, that's that's huh.
- 42:15Speaker 2: To find out that we're really all connected like that
- 42:18Speaker 2: or just that has to be like that, because Tommy, that's.
- 42:21Speaker 1: That ship was a trip, bro.
- 42:25Speaker 4: Feel like a little is that if he was put
- 42:30Speaker 4: in like a.
- 42:32Speaker 1: Like just something but you felt it like right here.
- 42:38Speaker 8: Because the connections. See, people think it's going to be
- 42:42Speaker 8: as you know, as like he felt it. No, what
- 42:45Speaker 8: it is is because it's a connection, you're you're getting
- 42:49Speaker 8: the you're sending him or he's sending you the general
- 42:54Speaker 8: area of which you know the physical connection has happened.
- 42:58Speaker 2: Is any of it is any of the magic borderline,
- 43:02Speaker 2: paranormal or like, well, that that's energy. I will say
- 43:08Speaker 2: that's an energy. But the like the one that tripped
- 43:11Speaker 2: me out. And I mentioned that earlier. Is when the
- 43:12Speaker 2: dude starts mentioning names where he starts reading her mind, Like, bro.
- 43:15Speaker 1: That's how the fuck are you doing that?
- 43:17Speaker 8: I think, like what if?
- 43:18Speaker 2: In my head, I'm just like, hey, fuck you magician.
- 43:20Speaker 2: Can you hear that too? You know what I'm saying?
- 43:24Speaker 4: Nice?
- 43:24Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like, because that shit does.
- 43:27Speaker 2: It feels very invasive, dude, and you would really think
- 43:29Speaker 2: about like, fuck, well, imagine if somebody could really read
- 43:32Speaker 2: your thoughts.
- 43:33Speaker 8: You know that's I was just I was just thinking
- 43:37Speaker 8: because there is I wouldn't say it's a trick. I
- 43:40Speaker 8: would say it's more of an exercise. See a lot
- 43:43Speaker 8: of things of mind reading is exercises. I would say
- 43:47Speaker 8: that's the best way to understand it. Because your mind
- 43:49Speaker 8: is very controllable. We control our own mind, We control
- 43:53Speaker 8: our thoughts, we control our emotions. We get hung up
- 43:56Speaker 8: and relationships and we go through cycles. In the next thing,
- 44:00Speaker 8: you know, you're a million bucks again. It's like, where
- 44:02Speaker 8: did all that come from? Because it's chemistry. It's chemistry
- 44:05Speaker 8: that we're constantly moving around in our brain. Now we
- 44:09Speaker 8: use trigger words, we'll use different like keywords that now
- 44:14Speaker 8: we're able to tap into certain parts of those brains.
- 44:18Speaker 8: So I would say, like almost if you think about it,
- 44:22Speaker 8: what you feed your brain like food for your brain.
- 44:25Speaker 8: And one of the exercises that we used to do.
- 44:30Speaker 4: Is let me see where's it.
- 44:34Speaker 8: Like if you have here, I'm trying to pull up
- 44:38Speaker 8: a list here, So just name any number thirteen Okay,
- 44:47Speaker 8: so look, I'm sorry, one day one.
- 44:49Speaker 1: To eight, yeah, seven, seven.
- 44:54Speaker 8: This is the weird part. I'm just pulling up. I
- 44:58Speaker 8: have eight random snacks. Okay, it would be I.
- 45:01Speaker 4: Now.
- 45:02Speaker 8: The reason why it's random is because it's in a
- 45:04Speaker 8: random generator. So every time I open this up, those
- 45:08Speaker 8: eight snacks change. He has a number. That number correlates
- 45:12Speaker 8: to a snack there. Okay, I do know the eight snacks,
- 45:15Speaker 8: but I don't know the order that it appears every time.
- 45:18Speaker 8: So my question to you, do you have that snack.
- 45:21Speaker 4: Uh with the number?
- 45:23Speaker 8: Yeah, get associated with the number, so you know his number.
- 45:27Speaker 8: You can associate the snack to his number.
- 45:29Speaker 4: Okay, so just.
- 45:31Speaker 8: Now all three of you are getting it in your mind. Okay,
- 45:34Speaker 8: right now, I'm just shutting it down. I don't even
- 45:36Speaker 8: want to peek. So those eight snacks are represented right here. Okay,
- 45:45Speaker 8: So what we do as for when you get into
- 45:47Speaker 8: mind reading is you want to start small. So I
- 45:50Speaker 8: have eight. So now there's if you think about it,
- 45:52Speaker 8: there's one in eight chance, there is a one sixteenth chance,
- 45:56Speaker 8: there's one and thirty two chance. Like you have to
- 45:58Speaker 8: think of it that way. Can I have you hold
- 46:00Speaker 8: on to.
- 46:00Speaker 1: This tommy.
- 46:04Speaker 8: On to the other end, and then all I want
- 46:06Speaker 8: you guys to do is but you can just pull
- 46:09Speaker 8: a little tight and not too tight. Now, on the
- 46:11Speaker 8: count of three, I'm gonna say, pull it tight, but
- 46:15Speaker 8: think all three of you think of the snack. Lift
- 46:17Speaker 8: it up a little higher. Ready, here we go, one, two, three, pull,
- 46:21Speaker 8: pull really tight, keep pulling.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Stop. Okay, so.
- 46:30Speaker 8: Is this the snack you were thinking of? No?
- 46:33Speaker 5: No, huh huh.
- 46:34Speaker 8: Okay, So again it's like a one and eight like
- 46:37Speaker 8: you know chance, because you have, like you think about it,
- 46:40Speaker 8: there's eight different snacks now, I mean, oh, is that
- 46:43Speaker 8: the one you were thinking of? Was it really and
- 46:44Speaker 8: it felt right next to you? You know what's crazy?
- 46:47Speaker 8: Why don't you open that up?
- 46:50Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 46:51Speaker 8: Opening them up?
- 46:56Speaker 9: What?
- 46:59Speaker 4: Here you go?
- 47:00Speaker 15: Fuck?
- 47:00Speaker 8: The one? That only one that stayed was actually your
- 47:03Speaker 8: choice the cheetos, So that's like a little mind reading.
- 47:09Speaker 4: What the fuck.
- 47:12Speaker 8: Inside his cheetos is the ruffles?
- 47:14Speaker 7: And Jesus Christ, what the fuck now you can need them?
- 47:24Speaker 8: What the fuck?
- 47:27Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, holding like they're real fucking bag.
- 47:31Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck do you get the ruffles in there?
- 47:33Speaker 7: It's got the air and ship in there too, Like,
- 47:35Speaker 7: what the fuck?
- 47:38Speaker 4: What the fuck? How does the trick? Bro?
- 47:43Speaker 5: So what I did there?
- 47:44Speaker 8: I took a principle of mind reading, but then I
- 47:47Speaker 8: took what we call in magic, like a dual reality.
- 47:53Speaker 8: And that's why there's an extra twitt. So I did
- 47:56Speaker 8: take a real principle in mind reading, which got me
- 47:59Speaker 8: to you choosing the cheetos. But then how this was
- 48:05Speaker 8: the only one that stayed and everything else fell. That's
- 48:09Speaker 8: more of the magic. So again you're using magic as
- 48:11Speaker 8: a tool, but then you also use real principles in life,
- 48:15Speaker 8: such as paranorma and all that.
- 48:17Speaker 5: Yeah, Jesus Christ, that's so funny. Because I was over here,
- 48:22Speaker 5: I was like, No, that wasn't it.
- 48:23Speaker 1: God, damn it, I don't That's exactly what I thought.
- 48:27Speaker 5: I was just like, damn, like he was, he was
- 48:30Speaker 5: he was doing so good he.
- 48:31Speaker 1: Had me bro and then and then he was just like,
- 48:34Speaker 1: why don't you open that up? And I was in
- 48:36Speaker 1: my head. I was like, I kind don't want to.
- 48:37Speaker 16: It's gonna be like just something crazy, like like I'm
- 48:41Speaker 16: just this is gonna be the part that's gonna just
- 48:42Speaker 16: blow you away, because when I touched the bag, I
- 48:45Speaker 16: was like, this doesn't feel like fucking hot like cheetos.
- 48:48Speaker 7: Bro doesn't feel like Cheetos.
- 48:52Speaker 6: Fat skill right there to fill the and be like
- 48:56Speaker 6: damn that ain't in there.
- 48:58Speaker 7: He's like become a pool.
- 49:01Speaker 2: He's like I used to do that trick in the
- 49:02Speaker 2: Malcolm in the Middle set, thinking that, guys, you're reading
- 49:08Speaker 2: my mind.
- 49:09Speaker 8: I was like, shit, I used to be able to
- 49:11Speaker 8: hear people crack nuts on set. I'd be like, that's
- 49:16Speaker 8: fat as right now. Where I'd be like were the pistaschios?
- 49:19Speaker 8: They were like you know, I'm like, well you were
- 49:23Speaker 8: eating omens before. They're like the fuck.
- 49:26Speaker 5: So do you have like a photographic like memory too,
- 49:30Speaker 5: really music? Yeah?
- 49:31Speaker 8: So I do have a really good thing with the ear, yeah,
- 49:34Speaker 8: And so I think audio memory yeah. So I can
- 49:39Speaker 8: really remember things like when I direct videos for other
- 49:42Speaker 8: people and stuff on social when they're talking and doing
- 49:47Speaker 8: their thing. This is actually how I'm listening to them. Like,
- 49:52Speaker 8: if they're over there, I turned my head, I close
- 49:54Speaker 8: my eyes, I turned my head, I still close my eyes.
- 49:58Speaker 8: All I care about is this because if they're in
- 50:02Speaker 8: the right cadence in their voice, then I know the
- 50:06Speaker 8: video has a certain viral parameters. You know, when you
- 50:08Speaker 8: make viral videos. It's that having those beats and stuff.
- 50:12Speaker 8: So I listen for the beats. Same thing. I listened
- 50:15Speaker 8: to what people said earlier in the day, and I'll
- 50:21Speaker 8: use that in a way for like a trick later
- 50:23Speaker 8: in the evening, like for weddings or trade shows, stuff
- 50:27Speaker 8: like that. Wow, it's like it literally is an ongoing skill.
- 50:30Speaker 8: And then obviously I do stuff marketing, like I know
- 50:35Speaker 8: how to take a brand, add a little magic to it,
- 50:38Speaker 8: and then add more brand awareness. But do it on
- 50:42Speaker 8: the spot. That's where what you guys see as magicians
- 50:46Speaker 8: pick a card, any card. Yes, they're developing one show
- 50:51Speaker 8: that is interchangeable to millions of different audiences, birthday parties, corporate,
- 50:58Speaker 8: But at the end of the day, it's the same trick.
- 51:01Speaker 8: I can guarantee you it's the same tricks. Yeah, just
- 51:03Speaker 8: the dialogue. The reasoning is gonna change funds do.
- 51:08Speaker 17: Yeah, but like bite under my feet, hadda, I don't
- 51:18Speaker 17: even remember.
- 51:19Speaker 8: See now it got to me.
- 51:20Speaker 5: Damn question. Yes, what do you have written down on
- 51:23Speaker 5: that piece of paper?
- 51:24Speaker 8: Oh so I have written down a prediction of I
- 51:28Speaker 8: wasn't really looking at the chat here, but I'm looking
- 51:31Speaker 8: at for three things that I think people might reference.
- 51:36Speaker 8: What I look like.
- 51:38Speaker 5: All right, I've seen a few in here.
- 51:41Speaker 4: I had an idea already.
- 51:43Speaker 8: Okay, what is it.
- 51:43Speaker 2: I was gonna make a joke. I was like, you
- 51:45Speaker 2: you look like somebody who used to be like a
- 51:47Speaker 2: Blink with eighty two S band.
- 51:50Speaker 8: I absolutely love that though, Like that's like.
- 51:53Speaker 4: I used to go to Wark tour guy. You know
- 51:55Speaker 4: what I mean?
- 51:57Speaker 8: Well, I guess it's just growing up.
- 52:03Speaker 5: In there. He is one of them that was in
- 52:04Speaker 5: there already, Billy Corgan, that one was in there already.
- 52:07Speaker 8: Two Timu, Howie Mandel.
- 52:10Speaker 5: I don't think i've seen that one yet.
- 52:12Speaker 2: Mendel is diabolical because he was like this, He was
- 52:16Speaker 2: like with the glasses like deal or no deal.
- 52:20Speaker 8: Yeah, and then mister clean, mister clean made the dude
- 52:28Speaker 8: not not bad.
- 52:29Speaker 5: Three out of four, three out of four so far.
- 52:30Speaker 8: In the chat, Yeah, I figured the Billy Corgan not
- 52:33Speaker 8: a lot, but the chat.
- 52:34Speaker 5: That one was in there, That's what I was saying.
- 52:36Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody said the evil guy from Harry Potter.
- 52:39Speaker 8: Oh my god, I'm glad that they said the evil
- 52:42Speaker 8: guy from Harry Potter and not his actual name, because
- 52:46Speaker 8: you know.
- 52:46Speaker 5: The rules and I'm supposed to.
- 52:48Speaker 8: He who shall not be named.
- 52:50Speaker 5: Oh somebody did say Howie Mandel. Okay, so four for four. Hey,
- 52:53Speaker 5: that's not bad. That's a pretty good magic trick prediction
- 52:56Speaker 5: right there. No, but really, you know what it is
- 53:00Speaker 5: like everyone watching listening. If you ever dream and of passion,
- 53:05Speaker 5: you can turn anything into money. Just don't stop, don't
- 53:09Speaker 5: listen to people, have a plan, have a support group,
- 53:13Speaker 5: and you get there.
- 53:16Speaker 7: He don't get paid to smoke weed.
- 53:18Speaker 8: It's fuck, that's amazing.
- 53:21Speaker 1: It's not a bad gig, you know.
- 53:22Speaker 8: No, I mean shit, I wish I wish I could
- 53:28Speaker 8: shoot there right.
- 53:33Speaker 4: Damn.
- 53:34Speaker 8: And actually I love comedians because being in Vegas, I
- 53:37Speaker 8: do a lot of I think the next time you
- 53:40Speaker 8: guys are in Vegas, you're in concrete. I want to
- 53:44Speaker 8: link up with you guys and Uh, I love to
- 53:46Speaker 8: shoot some content, but uh, definitely, a magician is like
- 53:52Speaker 8: the fucked up cousin of a comedian, because we do
- 53:56Speaker 8: have jokes, We do know how to handle hecklers, we
- 53:59Speaker 8: know how to set up our we know how to
- 54:00Speaker 8: crowd work, we know how to do everything. But then
- 54:04Speaker 8: we don't have the balls like them. We have to
- 54:06Speaker 8: hide behind magic tricks. We're like, who wants to see
- 54:09Speaker 8: a Rubic Cubes trick? So I'll be like, my mom
- 54:12Speaker 8: didn't take me to basketball practice on time, So now
- 54:15Speaker 8: I'm a magician And everyone's like, oh, he's funny.
- 54:18Speaker 4: That fucking eight turned?
- 54:19Speaker 11: Shit?
- 54:20Speaker 4: Is that real?
- 54:21Speaker 5: Eight turned to solve a Rubik's Cube? I don't think
- 54:24Speaker 5: that's real because I.
- 54:27Speaker 8: Know you can solve any cube in any messed up
- 54:29Speaker 8: order in.
- 54:30Speaker 5: Twenty one moves, okay.
- 54:33Speaker 8: Or more or less, but twenty one for sure, okay,
- 54:37Speaker 8: any any cube. And because there's an app that I
- 54:41Speaker 8: have called twenty one moves and okay right here and
- 54:44Speaker 8: it literally does that. Now these because you guys do
- 54:48Speaker 8: know about a Rubic's cube, right, there's a forty quintillion
- 54:51Speaker 8: ways to solve these suckers.
- 54:54Speaker 1: Forty you know, I've never ever solved one.
- 54:57Speaker 5: Never me either.
- 55:00Speaker 8: Someone told me, like, you can do like this thing
- 55:02Speaker 8: where it's I don't know, like an alphabet backwards or
- 55:09Speaker 8: you just keep moving things in order. But I don't
- 55:13Speaker 8: trust it. I just keep it for a fidget. I
- 55:15Speaker 8: don't know how to solve these. I use a app.
- 55:17Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't have the thing memorized.
- 55:20Speaker 8: No, there's an app. Yeah, so there's literally an app
- 55:25Speaker 8: that you can just mess this up in any order.
- 55:28Speaker 8: And then I go to the app and it's literally
- 55:30Speaker 8: called Rubik's Cube. It's called like the solving cube cube
- 55:40Speaker 8: quebe ax or something like that. Rubik's Cube Solver is
- 55:43Speaker 8: literally what it's called.
- 55:46Speaker 6: Remember when they like any farm Days to give you
- 55:49Speaker 6: those little like little metal things sideways like that, and
- 55:54Speaker 6: you would have.
- 55:54Speaker 7: To oh separate them and then.
- 56:01Speaker 5: Nah, David, what's uh?
- 56:04Speaker 6: Remember the rock set would cut in the middle the
- 56:06Speaker 6: puzzle crystals inside.
- 56:08Speaker 5: I was gonna ask, what's a what's a good bomb story?
- 56:11Speaker 5: Like you bombing on stage? Do you have anything?
- 56:14Speaker 8: I mean, I'll be honest with you, like, well, I
- 56:20Speaker 8: mean it's probably the same thing for what you do,
- 56:23Speaker 8: but and you too, any performance ares there is no bombing?
- 56:28Speaker 5: Oh no, I've bombed.
- 56:29Speaker 8: Well, you only bomb if you stop like playing the beats,
- 56:32Speaker 8: in my opinion.
- 56:33Speaker 5: And that's what's happened for me if I were to.
- 56:35Speaker 8: Stop doing magic. I've never stopped a show because the
- 56:39Speaker 8: trick's gone wrong or anything.
- 56:41Speaker 18: Like.
- 56:41Speaker 8: I guess that's the beauty.
- 56:43Speaker 5: Of what you do.
- 56:44Speaker 8: Yeah, with that part.
- 56:45Speaker 5: So one time I got really fucking just fucked up
- 56:49Speaker 5: during a show and I was DJing for all the
- 56:52Speaker 5: rappers as for a currency show. So I'm doing all
- 56:54Speaker 5: the opening acts and I remember I look away, I'm
- 56:58Speaker 5: talking to these girls, and I look back and I
- 57:00Speaker 5: think the wrong deck is playing, and like I quickly
- 57:04Speaker 5: just go oh shit, and I just pause it and
- 57:07Speaker 5: I hear him do the drew tew and it's the
- 57:09Speaker 5: song that the dudes are rapping to at the moment.
- 57:11Speaker 5: So they both do this fucking number and turn around
- 57:13Speaker 5: look at me just oh, and then I just had
- 57:17Speaker 5: to resume. They did well, but I remember just being like, yog,
- 57:19Speaker 5: I fucked that up so hard. So for the longest time,
- 57:23Speaker 5: like I think, I think working here is the most
- 57:26Speaker 5: like was my reintroduction to getting like, you know, a
- 57:28Speaker 5: little faded and doing music live again because for the
- 57:31Speaker 5: longest time after that, and that was like Jesus Christ.
- 57:34Speaker 5: I was like twenty eleven. Ever since then, I just
- 57:37Speaker 5: did not get fucked up before I did a show
- 57:39Speaker 5: anymore because that that shit sucked.
- 57:42Speaker 1: I was like Rock went through an era where he
- 57:44Speaker 1: just blacked out every night.
- 57:46Speaker 5: Every other night. That was last year.
- 57:48Speaker 8: Yeah, I take a shot of a Yeho barg one stage.
- 57:54Speaker 8: It's like, my shit, all right, it's a lot loosen up. Yeah,
- 57:58Speaker 8: I smoke a ton of weed.
- 58:00Speaker 1: First, you said you perform in Vegas now.
- 58:02Speaker 8: Actually really private in corporate because really the social media
- 58:08Speaker 8: has been the biggest thing that takes off for me
- 58:10Speaker 8: and doing that, like to do a show in Vegas,
- 58:16Speaker 8: I just that's what we're working on because there are
- 58:21Speaker 8: tons of places that you can do magic and stuff.
- 58:26Speaker 1: People still like.
- 58:27Speaker 2: Is that because people think magic is just kind of
- 58:30Speaker 2: like we want like this associated a rabbit out of
- 58:32Speaker 2: a hat and all this shit. Yeah, I think it's
- 58:34Speaker 2: corny like that, you know, but they don't see how intricate.
- 58:37Speaker 8: It can be if you were to write.
- 58:40Speaker 1: Because there's different kinds I'm sorry, there's different kinds of rooms.
- 58:44Speaker 2: When you go into the magic Castle, Like there's one
- 58:46Speaker 2: that's like mostly all visual shit. There's like a levitating
- 58:49Speaker 2: chick in their air, and I'm like, okay, this is
- 58:51Speaker 2: like being in one of like what is it before
- 58:54Speaker 2: Kanye and Went Crazy albums? You know, like My Crazy Fantasy.
- 58:58Speaker 2: It's like being in one of those videos where I'm like, Yeah,
- 59:00Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on here?
- 59:01Speaker 1: Is that you went a corn That shit going on
- 59:04Speaker 1: in that one?
- 59:04Speaker 2: And then you go to another one and there's a
- 59:06Speaker 2: fucking classic shit, some chickening salt in half. Then you
- 59:08Speaker 2: go to another one and it's some new age shit. Yes,
- 59:11Speaker 2: So it's like there's different genres. So I'm like, people
- 59:14Speaker 2: don't understand the how how many layers the magic shit has?
- 59:19Speaker 8: You know, I'm I'm I would say I'm the Matt
- 59:22Speaker 8: Rife of magic as all my stuff is impromptu. I
- 59:27Speaker 8: mean you could literally throw me into a crowd. And
- 59:33Speaker 8: I normally do a lot of hosting for comedians and
- 59:37Speaker 8: stuff like Josh Nasser, Katsi Catsy had me up on
- 59:42Speaker 8: her show. She's pretty dope.
- 59:43Speaker 5: Too, sick.
- 59:45Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
- 59:47Speaker 9: That.
- 59:47Speaker 1: What's the craziest place your career has taken you?
- 59:53Speaker 8: The X Games twenty sixteen. I got invited full access
- 59:58Speaker 8: to Rome the X game and go into any place,
- 1:00:04Speaker 8: film anything, do anything. And there's a fun story. I
- 1:00:08Speaker 8: get a call from my manager and he said, hey,
- 1:00:11Speaker 8: what are you doing. I said, I'm just chilling in
- 1:00:13Speaker 8: the press room, like getting tricks ready, and he said,
- 1:00:17Speaker 8: can you meet some lady at the ESPN like broadcast
- 1:00:25Speaker 8: boots And I was like yeah, yeah yeah. So I
- 1:00:28Speaker 8: go up and she goes, hey, there's weather issues right
- 1:00:32Speaker 8: now in the big air. We have to put like
- 1:00:35Speaker 8: a like a kind of a a stall. And I
- 1:00:39Speaker 8: was like okay, and she's like can you do fifteen minutes?
- 1:00:43Speaker 8: And I was like yeah. She's like yeah. She's like,
- 1:00:45Speaker 8: but live on TV right now. And I was like,
- 1:00:48Speaker 8: oh shit, yeah. And my film wher like my producer
- 1:00:53Speaker 8: guy with me. He looked at me and he goes,
- 1:00:55Speaker 8: you're not ready for that shit. And I was like,
- 1:00:58Speaker 8: I go, bye bye me five ten minutes, meet me
- 1:01:02Speaker 8: down where the helipad is. We'll do the invisible chair there.
- 1:01:07Speaker 8: Then we have about three minutes. I asked that I
- 1:01:10Speaker 8: have to get up to the stands. I'll do what
- 1:01:13Speaker 8: I have to do and I'll meet you up at
- 1:01:15Speaker 8: the stands. You just go, I'll be there and He's like, Okay,
- 1:01:18Speaker 8: fucking pulled it off. I have this is all on
- 1:01:20Speaker 8: my YouTube.
- 1:01:22Speaker 4: Dude.
- 1:01:22Speaker 8: I stood on a skateboard. Mind you, no time to prep.
- 1:01:28Speaker 8: I stood on a skateboard and sat down on like
- 1:01:30Speaker 8: I'm sitting down right now with nothing holding me up,
- 1:01:34Speaker 8: and the skateboard moved and everything live in front of
- 1:01:36Speaker 8: thousands of people plus live TV. That is a different
- 1:01:41Speaker 8: level of magic.
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: I think.
- 1:01:43Speaker 8: I think when you can just yes, I can do that,
- 1:01:45Speaker 8: and they're like, uh really like no one Like there's
- 1:01:49Speaker 8: magicians that have to prep their whole life for that
- 1:01:52Speaker 8: one moment, and I'm like, no, let's.
- 1:01:54Speaker 5: Do it off the cup. You know what. I think
- 1:01:56Speaker 5: I've always respected anybody in any craft that can just
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: do stuff off the cuff because it was like, you know,
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: growing up, yeah we're talking about you. No, no, no,
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: but for real, I mean being able to ask questions
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: off the cuff and stuff like that and entertain. And
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: you know, I remember back when I was doing djaying
- 1:02:21Speaker 5: the band I was with. It's just three of us,
- 1:02:23Speaker 5: but I remember having this level of confidence because we
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: would do like our rapper would do like really good freestyles.
- 1:02:29Speaker 5: We take words from the audience and do like a
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: couple of minute rap using all these words and shit,
- 1:02:34Speaker 5: had a drummer and then I would make like things.
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: You know, we did everything off the cuff, So it's
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: one of those like, no matter how well rehearsed we were,
- 1:02:41Speaker 5: there's also this level of confidence of just being like,
- 1:02:44Speaker 5: oh yeah, like we also can just go in a
- 1:02:47Speaker 5: moment's notice with noah real game plan.
- 1:02:50Speaker 8: And I feel in any like what we do if
- 1:02:55Speaker 8: we can get to that level, Like that's when you
- 1:02:57Speaker 8: know that you're a ready to level up or you
- 1:03:00Speaker 8: have leveled up, and that's like why you're there.
- 1:03:03Speaker 6: Yeah, you're from Houston, Austin, Austin close close, Yeah you
- 1:03:08Speaker 6: were right.
- 1:03:09Speaker 4: You used to suck with any other like choppin stuff.
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: Oh my god, Yeah, that's it.
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: What do you mean that's it's very wait what is that?
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: What is it?
- 1:03:19Speaker 5: Choppin screwed music. It's just all slowed down. It's it's
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: DJ in Texas used to do that.
- 1:03:25Speaker 7: No, it's good.
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: You don't have to be a drug addict to enjoy
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: chopped and screwed.
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: Enjoy it goes hand in hand.
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: It does. But but no, like ASoP Rocky has elements
- 1:03:35Speaker 5: of fucking chopping screwed in his music and ship master P.
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: So I have another question about certain tricks. Another trick
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: that fucks me up. All right, we still haven't gotten
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: into the one that moves that it makes things randomly move.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: But what about when they when they write some ship
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: in your hand and bro like it, they're right boom
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: and then they're like check the other side. That ship
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: funcks me up every time, because bro, somebody has to
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: go like this, bro, so for them to chot it. Bro, Like,
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: if I'm gonna like like, if I'm wanna do a line,
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: I'll you know, write a line on him.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, it's I just don't
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: get how is that?
- 1:04:22Speaker 4: Like, well, dick, this will just fucking hit you. And
- 1:04:25Speaker 4: then I felt.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: It okay, but is that energy too food?
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: So if I go like this, I'm like, fuck this,
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: let me write on Tommy's face something like let me
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: write on Tommy's face real quick, something bro Like like
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: you have you seen that trick when they write on
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: you and then it goes on the other side and
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: you had your hand like this and then they're like
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: open your hand. I would do it, but I would
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: write like bad words in there.
- 1:04:46Speaker 8: But I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, no,
- 1:04:49Speaker 8: it's it is a trick. A lot of magicians are
- 1:04:53Speaker 8: doing it right now. It's it is a and that's
- 1:04:56Speaker 8: another thing too. It's like we have you have to
- 1:05:00Speaker 8: understand that a lot of magic tricks, a lot of
- 1:05:02Speaker 8: them are you can buy them to Like yeah, like
- 1:05:07Speaker 8: there's a male like store, you know what I mean.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: Like you buy the equipment for him type of sh
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: or like the recipe.
- 1:05:14Speaker 8: The recipe or some of them are already done for
- 1:05:17Speaker 8: you and they're just like take off the shelf and
- 1:05:22Speaker 8: take home and do They're.
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: Like, okay, so there's other magic.
- 1:05:27Speaker 8: The mouth oil, you can do it right now.
- 1:05:30Speaker 4: The same ship.
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: Do it your own, literally.
- 1:05:34Speaker 8: Take it put in your mouth and start pulling it out.
- 1:05:38Speaker 8: That's like this is something you can buy and get it,
- 1:05:41Speaker 8: you know, just do it Like this.
- 1:05:42Speaker 5: Is like a little small toilet papers, Like he's gonna
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: go into the bathroom and start doing it with the
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: paper towels and ship.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Yeah, because it does like like like you know the
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: ones that you pulled out.
- 1:05:53Speaker 7: The fucking the public stall ones.
- 1:05:55Speaker 8: Yeah, and then but yeah, but then there's then there's
- 1:06:00Speaker 8: your classic like a coin slide of hand. I love
- 1:06:05Speaker 8: those coins, you know, slight of hand to me is
- 1:06:08Speaker 8: that that's the real pure essence of magic in my opinion,
- 1:06:13Speaker 8: Like this hit.
- 1:06:16Speaker 5: People.
- 1:06:18Speaker 8: That's the stuff that you do, like at a corporate event.
- 1:06:21Speaker 8: The best tricks to do at a corporate event.
- 1:06:24Speaker 12: Take the CEOs keys, pickpocket the CEO or ask the
- 1:06:30Speaker 12: CEO for like a dollar bill and then turn it
- 1:06:32Speaker 12: into a hundred.
- 1:06:34Speaker 8: Uh and then or some of them, some of them
- 1:06:37Speaker 8: are smart asses and they'll like give me a hundred
- 1:06:40Speaker 8: and then I'll turn it into a dollar and then
- 1:06:43Speaker 8: walk away.
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you talking about?
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: That's the whole money tricks? Is that kind of stuff
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: just blowed my mind?
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: But I love them.
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: Okay, so the whole market thing you still didn't explain
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: like how that happens? Okay, so is that energy too?
- 1:06:59Speaker 4: No?
- 1:06:59Speaker 8: That is.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: Money has to write on the hand, bro, You understand,
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: I guess a mark your hand, bro.
- 1:07:05Speaker 4: I think he fucked it, fool does your hand is
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: like this is.
- 1:07:09Speaker 6: But when he fucking when he do that with your hand,
- 1:07:13Speaker 6: but on your hand real quick, and then he does.
- 1:07:15Speaker 8: I refuse to do that trick because.
- 1:07:19Speaker 4: All right, So it's a played out trick. I could
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: do it.
- 1:07:21Speaker 8: Dog, there's like Tommy, you know what? You know what Tommy?
- 1:07:26Speaker 8: I think you could?
- 1:07:27Speaker 4: Is it? In that line of what I was saying.
- 1:07:29Speaker 8: I'll explain. All I have to say about Tommy is this.
- 1:07:32Speaker 8: And this is like what you guys need to know
- 1:07:34Speaker 8: about magic, right Tommy, Tommy, Okay, So Tommy's Tommy's Tommy right,
- 1:07:42Speaker 8: But Tommy's old school, Okay, And this trick is the
- 1:07:45Speaker 8: most old school trick you'll ever ever see in your
- 1:07:49Speaker 8: entire life. We're talking like the most old school trick,
- 1:07:52Speaker 8: like in life of old school. I don't know if
- 1:07:55Speaker 8: you know what that means. But for example, you have
- 1:07:58Speaker 8: your join keeps. Tommy, can I use you for a
- 1:08:02Speaker 8: quick second?
- 1:08:03Speaker 4: Just do that for me. Listen to it.
- 1:08:06Speaker 8: He's got it. Okay, you're gonna make a fist. Just
- 1:08:10Speaker 8: make a fist just like that. Now, fill one out.
- 1:08:16Speaker 8: Drop it, okay, cool, just drop it, keep that one up,
- 1:08:19Speaker 8: very good. Take the ash put it in my hand.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: Damn it's a hash hole, bro, just.
- 1:08:28Speaker 8: A little bit.
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good.
- 1:08:30Speaker 8: Keep focusing. You don't feel anything.
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: The idea?
- 1:08:34Speaker 8: Oh because that kind of burned.
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: Me right there. Sorry, the hash so.
- 1:08:40Speaker 8: I'm just taking it and I'm rubbing the ash into
- 1:08:46Speaker 8: my hand. Come one, open, Come on. What see what
- 1:08:57Speaker 8: I'm saying?
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: Now, that's what I'm talking about, Tommy.
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: How you didn't feel nothing? Don't touch your hand? But
- 1:09:05Speaker 4: what is that?
- 1:09:07Speaker 5: Touch your hand like, that's ash, that's ass, that's as
- 1:09:11Speaker 5: it's spreading.
- 1:09:13Speaker 8: You tell me, you tell me what. Magicians you see
- 1:09:16Speaker 8: that can say what you're talking about, do it right
- 1:09:18Speaker 8: in front of you. Maybe not through the version of yours.
- 1:09:21Speaker 8: But here's the.
- 1:09:22Speaker 5: Key to it.
- 1:09:22Speaker 4: Though.
- 1:09:23Speaker 6: Magicians watching this and they're like, man, he got all
- 1:09:26Speaker 6: those dumb ass food.
- 1:09:29Speaker 8: The other magician that's watching it, they're like, getting God, God.
- 1:09:35Speaker 5: That's the charity.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: That's the chef's kiss right there. Bro, he did it.
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: He did it with the he did it with the
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: ash and didn't do the marker ship that was doing
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: with a snack player.
- 1:09:51Speaker 8: You know, some of my most viral videos have been
- 1:09:53Speaker 8: the have been snack videos.
- 1:09:55Speaker 5: Snack Magic goes hard dude, Yeah.
- 1:09:56Speaker 4: And the Sharp super tight.
- 1:10:00Speaker 5: That's fun.
- 1:10:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:10:00Speaker 5: I think we're still reeling on the Oh this thing, yeah,
- 1:10:06Speaker 5: you guys check now it's on the bottom of his foot.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:10:10Speaker 4: I don't. I don't even.
- 1:10:13Speaker 7: Check under your HATI zone make hair.
- 1:10:16Speaker 8: I have hair, now, are you?
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: Uh? He was like me, he would have been done
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: the trick.
- 1:10:25Speaker 6: Be a millionaire's a magician, not a not.
- 1:10:29Speaker 5: A miracle worker.
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: Yo, that's do that trick always will fuck you up, dude,
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: that's tie dog.
- 1:10:36Speaker 4: You got to teach us some.
- 1:10:38Speaker 8: I could just definitely showing some sponsored love this episode.
- 1:10:44Speaker 5: Yeah for real.
- 1:10:45Speaker 4: If you notice everything I've done business.
- 1:10:47Speaker 5: With all chick Lits is the official magic supply for today.
- 1:10:55Speaker 5: Holy ship.
- 1:10:56Speaker 8: Still I'm the white one.
- 1:10:57Speaker 4: Dude.
- 1:10:57Speaker 8: I see this guy's been like chain smoking him.
- 1:10:59Speaker 6: I'm like, that's my magic trick here?
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: God damn, have you ever used magic to get out
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: of like any like kind of crazy situations? You know
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: how like a hot ship would be? Like well what
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: if I just show my cleavage?
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: You know?
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: Or like yeah, that's why I say, you ever got
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: out a ticket? You're an officer? Hold on, oh what
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: happened to the pants?
- 1:11:19Speaker 8: And he's like, I didn't do a magic trick. It
- 1:11:22Speaker 8: was because like he knew me from my videos. Oh sure, so,
- 1:11:26Speaker 8: but he pulls me over. My godson's sitting in the
- 1:11:31Speaker 8: see He's like twenty one and we're chilling and he goes,
- 1:11:36Speaker 8: you know, I pulled you over and I'm like nah,
- 1:11:38Speaker 8: and he's like, well, this is a speed trap thirty
- 1:11:41Speaker 8: five and you're doing fifty one. And I was like, okay, cool, Well,
- 1:11:45Speaker 8: I'm just gonna be honest with you. Since we're being honest,
- 1:11:48Speaker 8: I smoked a bowl, like literally right when I got
- 1:11:52Speaker 8: in the car. I smoked a bowl because I thought
- 1:11:54Speaker 8: my paranoid ass I thought he could smell it. And
- 1:11:57Speaker 8: so he was like, well, thanks for being honest. So
- 1:11:59Speaker 8: he turned around and he goes calls the unit because
- 1:12:03Speaker 8: he was a cop car, so he calls the I'm sorry,
- 1:12:07Speaker 8: he was a motorcycle cop. He calls the cop car
- 1:12:09Speaker 8: and just in case I have to go for DUI well,
- 1:12:13Speaker 8: at the end of it, he puts me through everything
- 1:12:16Speaker 8: and then like he walks me to the back and
- 1:12:18Speaker 8: he's like, so I love your videos. I was like, oh,
- 1:12:22Speaker 8: thank you, and he goes, but I think he might
- 1:12:24Speaker 8: be a functioning podhead, and.
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: I was like you think.
- 1:12:28Speaker 8: I was like, okay, like you say, that's like a
- 1:12:32Speaker 8: bad thing, and he goes, well, I'm just saying because
- 1:12:35Speaker 8: I'm a functioning alcoholic I'm LIKERU no, no, because he
- 1:12:41Speaker 8: was he was filming this shit. So then he turns
- 1:12:45Speaker 8: around and he's like, oh no, no, no, Just like
- 1:12:48Speaker 8: when I'm off my sergeant. Everyone knows that I drink
- 1:12:51Speaker 8: and I uber everywhere. I just think you should uber everywhere.
- 1:12:54Speaker 8: And I'm thinking, I'm like, sure, officer, absolutely, whatever you say.
- 1:12:57Speaker 8: I'm like, I ain't going to fucking uber small good joint.
- 1:13:00Speaker 8: I'd have to uber if I smoke any more of
- 1:13:02Speaker 8: these though.
- 1:13:03Speaker 5: Dude, they they packed, they hit.
- 1:13:07Speaker 8: Oh I hit the I hit the hole too, the
- 1:13:10Speaker 8: hash hole.
- 1:13:11Speaker 7: Yeah, so you're gonna be blazed.
- 1:13:14Speaker 5: That's wild. I've only I've talked my way out of
- 1:13:18Speaker 5: getting arrested for weed in Texas once.
- 1:13:20Speaker 8: Wow, how was that that? That would scare me?
- 1:13:24Speaker 5: It was funny because it was on a campus, so
- 1:13:26Speaker 5: I should have gotten in like extra deep shit. But
- 1:13:29Speaker 5: it was for this thing called the Oyster Bake. It
- 1:13:31Speaker 5: took place on four twenty. I couldn't make sense feel Yeah.
- 1:13:34Speaker 5: I was like, check this out, dog, try it, try it. No,
- 1:13:38Speaker 5: but no, It's funny because I just like I remember
- 1:13:41Speaker 5: being like I can't make sense of oyster but bake
- 1:13:44Speaker 5: and four twenty like and it's a little music fest,
- 1:13:46Speaker 5: like it has to be weed related.
- 1:13:48Speaker 7: I go out there wearing all this weed gear.
- 1:13:50Speaker 5: I still hide my weed in my like turntable, like
- 1:13:53Speaker 5: I actually have it like under the platter, and I
- 1:13:56Speaker 5: think we're gonna get like special like artist entry. No,
- 1:13:59Speaker 5: we go through fucking the same airport security they're making
- 1:14:02Speaker 5: everybody else go through. And this lady cop like pulls
- 1:14:06Speaker 5: all my gear out, feels that the platter on the
- 1:14:09Speaker 5: turntable isn't like it's like stuck, so she pops it
- 1:14:12Speaker 5: off and finds my eighth calls over the head guy
- 1:14:15Speaker 5: in charge, and I just remember the whole time, I'm thinking,
- 1:14:18Speaker 5: every friend in Texas, you know, this is like when
- 1:14:20Speaker 5: I was living there. It's like every friend that's ever
- 1:14:23Speaker 5: gotten in trouble for weed is always begged and pleaded
- 1:14:26Speaker 5: for like leniency, and it never works out. So I
- 1:14:29Speaker 5: feel like the police got to be like a little frustrated,
- 1:14:32Speaker 5: little like just like desensitized to that. So I was like,
- 1:14:36Speaker 5: I'm gonna go out with my head held high. And
- 1:14:38Speaker 5: so the entire way he was like, you've ever been
- 1:14:40Speaker 5: to jail? I was like, no, but I'm ready, and
- 1:14:43Speaker 5: he was like and he was like, okay, well you're
- 1:14:45Speaker 5: just being Yeah, I'm ready. He was like, okay, well
- 1:14:48Speaker 5: you're just being detained. Like you can help us and
- 1:14:50Speaker 5: we'll help you, Like tell us where you got this,
- 1:14:52Speaker 5: and you know you don't have to go downtown with
- 1:14:54Speaker 5: us tonight.
- 1:14:55Speaker 7: I was like, I got this from a dude on
- 1:14:56Speaker 7: a couch. I don't have any like, I don't.
- 1:14:58Speaker 5: Know a kingpin. I don't have a good bu for you.
- 1:15:00Speaker 5: I'm not giving you names. I already told you I'm
- 1:15:02Speaker 5: ready to go to jail.
- 1:15:03Speaker 4: I thought you told me.
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: You said you told them it was a black guy.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: I'm joking, damn.
- 1:15:11Speaker 4: But no.
- 1:15:12Speaker 5: It's funny because then at the end of it, he
- 1:15:13Speaker 5: was just like okay, and then they just they let
- 1:15:15Speaker 5: me do the show. There's there's more to this story
- 1:15:18Speaker 5: than that, but that's the general gist of it. I'm
- 1:15:20Speaker 5: not gonna bore you with the details.
- 1:15:21Speaker 8: That's like the part that's like the part that is
- 1:15:25Speaker 8: the gist of it.
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: You're lucky Bobo went to jail and uh, Texas.
- 1:15:30Speaker 7: Damn how long ago?
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: Like like three years ago?
- 1:15:34Speaker 4: Right right? Damn?
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: What I was gonna ask you, what's what's the magic
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: trick that has the highest probability of going wrong.
- 1:15:42Speaker 8: That is a great freaking question.
- 1:15:44Speaker 5: Damn yeah it is yes, sawing x G and half.
- 1:15:49Speaker 4: Trick bird one.
- 1:15:51Speaker 8: No, what do you carry? I have the answer that's
- 1:15:58Speaker 8: not even a real trick.
- 1:15:59Speaker 4: I bet no, that's a really trick. Nobody does that
- 1:16:02Speaker 4: ship show as up. I'm still pulling out ship. Shut up.
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: I was like I was in the castle in hisstory.
- 1:16:12Speaker 4: I know what they're doing. I don't know.
- 1:16:15Speaker 6: I want to say, it's always do the little fake
- 1:16:19Speaker 6: ba the fake ball.
- 1:16:22Speaker 4: Any kind of levitation what's that?
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: Any levitation?
- 1:16:27Speaker 4: I would say, so, yeah about you?
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: My guess is like any kind of levitation trick?
- 1:16:31Speaker 8: What do you think.
- 1:16:34Speaker 4: The trick will always mess up?
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: As a.
- 1:16:38Speaker 4: Yeah, it will probably be a simple one.
- 1:16:40Speaker 8: Cards it is actually the one where there is a
- 1:16:46Speaker 8: spike in the bag.
- 1:16:48Speaker 5: I seen that one lady get sucked up on on
- 1:16:51Speaker 5: that news show where they hit them Tomie.
- 1:16:54Speaker 8: I have a gimmick version of that trick that I
- 1:16:57Speaker 8: just got four days ago that I'm working on, and
- 1:17:00Speaker 8: I'm still scared shitless. Yeah, because it's still gimmicked. But
- 1:17:05Speaker 8: but this isn't like a fool proof. It's food proof.
- 1:17:09Speaker 8: But it's not where there's other ones where it doesn't matter,
- 1:17:13Speaker 8: like you will not get hurt. There's still a possibility
- 1:17:17Speaker 8: for me to get hurt on this one. Dude, it's
- 1:17:19Speaker 8: the highest probability. It's hey does that.
- 1:17:24Speaker 5: It's it's like that, I don't know what. It's like
- 1:17:26Speaker 5: a spike Russian roulette.
- 1:17:27Speaker 6: Oh remember that we were at you guys had like
- 1:17:33Speaker 6: some party.
- 1:17:34Speaker 4: It was like fore and all this people doing magic
- 1:17:37Speaker 4: and ship.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:17:39Speaker 4: Well remember he put those hooks in his mouth and
- 1:17:42Speaker 4: then he's all pull it. And then I was like
- 1:17:44Speaker 4: what I pulled in? It was the wrong one pull
- 1:17:46Speaker 4: and it cut his mouth.
- 1:17:47Speaker 7: Holy and I was a part of the trick, dick
- 1:17:51Speaker 7: and I was.
- 1:17:51Speaker 4: Like, oh ship.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: And he's like, okay, Tommy would fuck up a magic trick.
- 1:17:55Speaker 7: It's like the blood is part of the trick.
- 1:17:57Speaker 5: It's fine.
- 1:17:58Speaker 4: There's a reason why they don't.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: There's a reason and they don't.
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: Pick the guy in the crowd. It's like, oh me,
- 1:18:03Speaker 4: let me pull that thing out.
- 1:18:04Speaker 6: He's all pick a thing out. And I was like,
- 1:18:06Speaker 6: all right, this one, he's all right, hold it up.
- 1:18:09Speaker 6: And then he got him all he's all pull it,
- 1:18:12Speaker 6: and I was like, pull it and I fucking pulled
- 1:18:15Speaker 6: in and thinking.
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: That he's all here, he goes.
- 1:18:24Speaker 12: You ready, No, I don't want.
- 1:18:31Speaker 4: We got this, dude, I didn't.
- 1:18:36Speaker 8: There is holy six strings. You just want to it
- 1:18:41Speaker 8: and we'll call it a day.
- 1:18:42Speaker 4: Here we go.
- 1:18:43Speaker 8: One of these is types a hook.
- 1:18:47Speaker 7: Tommy, Tommy, this will make a great clip.
- 1:18:51Speaker 4: I'm not gonna look.
- 1:18:52Speaker 5: No, no, you have to grab a single stage Tommy.
- 1:18:56Speaker 5: Tommy was getting nervous to look. You want to food,
- 1:19:00Speaker 5: last time, food, last time, face your trauma, dude, grab
- 1:19:04Speaker 5: whatever one just one, just one?
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: Yeah, well then you gotta type it out for Tommy.
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: Tommy will fuck it up again.
- 1:19:11Speaker 7: Keivin bullet points.
- 1:19:13Speaker 4: He's okay.
- 1:19:14Speaker 8: This is just in case this guy doesn't listen. I
- 1:19:18Speaker 8: have a hook going in my mouth. He has six strings.
- 1:19:21Speaker 8: He's gonna pull one out of time. You're gonna just
- 1:19:23Speaker 8: take one, only one, commit to it.
- 1:19:26Speaker 19: Pull.
- 1:19:27Speaker 8: If it doesn't hook me, you move to the next one,
- 1:19:28Speaker 8: and you keep doing this.
- 1:19:30Speaker 15: We're good, Tommy, get it, do it, Tommy, do it?
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: Only ships one at a time, Temmy.
- 1:19:43Speaker 5: Tommy, Yeah, you got this. One at a.
- 1:19:46Speaker 4: Time, Just one, Tommy.
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: One.
- 1:19:50Speaker 5: He's grabbing three or four.
- 1:19:52Speaker 4: I feel like sponge droble is like the lid.
- 1:19:53Speaker 5: You can use two hands. You can, Hey, Tommy, do
- 1:19:55Speaker 5: you want me to hold your joint? You can do
- 1:19:56Speaker 5: two hands?
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: Tommy?
- 1:19:58Speaker 4: Please?
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: Why the mess?
- 1:19:59Speaker 4: Everything? Help? What a joint? Tommy's getting random?
- 1:20:06Speaker 7: Okay, that's one.
- 1:20:09Speaker 4: He should keep going, wonderful.
- 1:20:16Speaker 5: Mm hmmm, keep going, keep going. You gotta keep going, Tommy.
- 1:20:28Speaker 8: Mm hmmmmmm.
- 1:20:34Speaker 5: You're almost done.
- 1:20:35Speaker 7: You're almost done.
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: Emy's asshole is clinching.
- 1:20:43Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
- 1:20:45Speaker 15: Ah no, you gotta get the right one, dude, you
- 1:20:50Speaker 15: gotta get the right one.
- 1:20:51Speaker 4: So one of these has it.
- 1:20:53Speaker 7: Yeah, he's so scary.
- 1:20:58Speaker 4: Let me hit him with this one. Mm hmm, right,
- 1:21:02Speaker 4: all right, a.
- 1:21:06Speaker 8: Baby is ready. Oh my god, you've been redeemed.
- 1:21:12Speaker 20: Dog, he's been redeemed to face fools like oh ship,
- 1:21:22Speaker 20: And I was like, so I all bad?
- 1:21:26Speaker 21: Yo?
- 1:21:27Speaker 8: H So you know that it's probably he probably just
- 1:21:31Speaker 8: picked it up from the magic shop and practice.
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: Those have been drinking too food.
- 1:21:35Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- 1:21:38Speaker 8: Alcohol versus weed, So alcohol versus weed. In my opinion,
- 1:21:41Speaker 8: when you're doing magic for people that are high versus
- 1:21:44Speaker 8: people that are drunk, you can get a way a
- 1:21:47Speaker 8: lot more with people that are drunk. But you can't
- 1:21:50Speaker 8: have them participate a little sloppy. No, I don't trust them, motherfucker.
- 1:21:55Speaker 4: But the magicians were.
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: D break everything. Yeah, the magician foods.
- 1:22:01Speaker 5: There was huh's like, don't worry about it.
- 1:22:05Speaker 8: What was the magician's name.
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: I don't remember their names, but they were like they
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: were like some rocker foods.
- 1:22:13Speaker 5: Yeah, long hair, and they wear like makeup and ship.
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: Well, honestly, those like I remember. I was like, you
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: guys want to come on the show, come in like this.
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: No, they were not fabulous. What's the most funked up
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: thing you ever seen another magician do?
- 1:22:32Speaker 8: Steal my magic trick? The do it all the time
- 1:22:36Speaker 8: like they do like it is.
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: Well, then that's like it's like jokes, like comedy jokes.
- 1:22:41Speaker 8: Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep yep. So it's like a
- 1:22:44Speaker 8: magician sees a trick that I do and they think
- 1:22:49Speaker 8: it's something that they're like, oh, that's like something that
- 1:22:53Speaker 8: I've seen at the magic shop. He just did it
- 1:22:56Speaker 8: in a different way. Ooh, I like that. I'm gonna
- 1:22:58Speaker 8: do that like the ash one like the ash one,
- 1:23:01Speaker 8: like different things, right, But that that ash one is
- 1:23:08Speaker 8: actually like public domain. It's like from the nineteen thirties,
- 1:23:12Speaker 8: the ash one version that pen one is a newer
- 1:23:16Speaker 8: version of it that a magician made, uh to make
- 1:23:19Speaker 8: it more modern because sometimes people don't have ash right,
- 1:23:23Speaker 8: so people don't smoke as much as they did back
- 1:23:27Speaker 8: in the forties.
- 1:23:28Speaker 4: So now be what I was having to say, does
- 1:23:33Speaker 4: how do you know that I was gonna put his
- 1:23:35Speaker 4: hand down?
- 1:23:37Speaker 8: See that is the best part. If you chose the
- 1:23:40Speaker 8: other hand.
- 1:23:41Speaker 4: Chose you could know or you could be like, ah,
- 1:23:44Speaker 4: check the other one.
- 1:23:46Speaker 8: But the thing is, though, but tell me you're too
- 1:23:49Speaker 8: smart for that. You'd be like stupid and like and
- 1:23:52Speaker 8: I grew up in Anaheim, You'd be like.
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: Like, that's what you would have done.
- 1:23:56Speaker 4: Dude.
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: Tomby would have said something like that, that's stupid.
- 1:24:01Speaker 5: O'd be like, that's.
- 1:24:04Speaker 8: I mean, just it was fifty to fifty.
- 1:24:10Speaker 7: What what was the magic trick that they that that
- 1:24:13Speaker 7: you've seen somebody still to yours.
- 1:24:16Speaker 8: The invisible chair but built into a skateboard.
- 1:24:21Speaker 4: What's invisible chair?
- 1:24:22Speaker 8: It's literally where I sit on nothing.
- 1:24:24Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it looks like.
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: Like Daslm, like Doslym from The Spider Thanks, yeah.
- 1:24:31Speaker 5: Man, dull seem he's the Indian with the stretchy power stretch.
- 1:24:37Speaker 4: Fire.
- 1:24:38Speaker 2: They did make that movie, but like now for what
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: they they did, and it still wasn't good what they
- 1:24:44Speaker 2: did do.
- 1:24:45Speaker 4: Four years ago.
- 1:24:46Speaker 5: No, they did Mortal Combat.
- 1:24:48Speaker 7: No, I want just him of just Dulce him.
- 1:24:51Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, just the story of Dulce.
- 1:24:55Speaker 8: Yeah, and then like can you imagine his stretch days?
- 1:24:58Speaker 6: They do that, and then he's like from bot stories
- 1:25:01Speaker 6: of each fighter, the background stories of each fighter of fucking.
- 1:25:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:25:10Speaker 7: Capcom Cinematic Universe.
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: Slum Dog Millionaire.
- 1:25:15Speaker 8: Scene, that's so funny. Every time I go take a ship,
- 1:25:18Speaker 8: I say slum Dog Millionaire. That's like where I get
- 1:25:21Speaker 8: the best idea.
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: That hilarious.
- 1:25:25Speaker 5: God damn.
- 1:25:26Speaker 8: Ray reminds me of the guy from Always Sunny.
- 1:25:31Speaker 5: Charlie.
- 1:25:32Speaker 8: Hey, yeah, right now, he's in like the most complimentive way,
- 1:25:37Speaker 8: like Charlie is the best character, like the guy behind
- 1:25:39Speaker 8: the scenes.
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: You don't like that show?
- 1:25:41Speaker 9: Right? Oh?
- 1:25:43Speaker 4: You don't like Charlie day?
- 1:25:45Speaker 11: Oh oh no?
- 1:25:47Speaker 5: Is it just because that show? Where is it something personal?
- 1:25:49Speaker 4: Hey? What what do you like?
- 1:25:51Speaker 11: You don't like his voice?
- 1:25:52Speaker 8: And you know what, though, I can relate to that
- 1:25:55Speaker 8: because I have an annoying voice.
- 1:25:56Speaker 9: To.
- 1:25:56Speaker 8: Everyone always comments on it too.
- 1:25:59Speaker 4: Hey as a video game, he is ra What what
- 1:26:05Speaker 4: do you pick? Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter two? You
- 1:26:11Speaker 4: could only pick one?
- 1:26:12Speaker 2: Honestly, I like more of the even though I don't
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: like gore movies, but in video games movies.
- 1:26:16Speaker 5: I don't like blood in my movies.
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: But I definitely will go with Mortal Kombat.
- 1:26:20Speaker 6: We're talking Capcom, right, So like Capcom or DC like
- 1:26:24Speaker 6: when you're playing fucking Little Machines.
- 1:26:27Speaker 4: No, I know you're talking. Would you rather play Mortal Kombat?
- 1:26:29Speaker 8: The controls are I'd rather I'd rather play for sure,
- 1:26:33Speaker 8: I'd rather play Dog all day?
- 1:26:36Speaker 4: Oh? No, man?
- 1:26:37Speaker 8: Four player Simpsons, dude, like.
- 1:26:39Speaker 7: Back in the day, skateboard walking through?
- 1:26:44Speaker 8: What was your favorite?
- 1:26:46Speaker 4: Like?
- 1:26:46Speaker 8: Do you play video games?
- 1:26:48Speaker 4: Yeah? What's your favorite?
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: I just played finished playing the Loss of Samurai game
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: Lord of Oh are you talking about right now?
- 1:26:54Speaker 4: Right? Yeah? Yeah? Pas me as five and Nintendo Switch.
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: Okay?
- 1:26:58Speaker 4: Are you a fan of.
- 1:27:00Speaker 8: Like any of cod Call of Duty's and stuff.
- 1:27:04Speaker 7: I don't wanting to get to get into it either.
- 1:27:06Speaker 8: I can only watch it. I can only watch people
- 1:27:08Speaker 8: playing that ship.
- 1:27:09Speaker 4: DTA has always been my ship. Ready, what's a good game?
- 1:27:14Speaker 9: Good.
- 1:27:15Speaker 4: You should get the Xbox or PS two or or
- 1:27:19Speaker 4: whatever PS two we got. That's the first one we got,
- 1:27:25Speaker 4: PS two.
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: I had the PS one.
- 1:27:27Speaker 4: I had all of them.
- 1:27:29Speaker 5: I had a that's a PS one I had. I
- 1:27:32Speaker 5: didn't have any Sega consoles, but I had every Nintendo
- 1:27:36Speaker 5: starting from the original ne e s and then I
- 1:27:40Speaker 5: had every place. No, no, no, like the one before
- 1:27:42Speaker 5: Super Nintendo came with Mario and Duck Hunt on the
- 1:27:45Speaker 5: same cartridge. Yeah, oh shoot, yeah, yeah, I got. I
- 1:27:49Speaker 5: remember having one of those as a kid. Ninja Turtles
- 1:27:52Speaker 5: on that show was sick.
- 1:27:54Speaker 4: But no.
- 1:27:54Speaker 7: I think my favorite game that I'm playing right now.
- 1:27:57Speaker 5: Is Elder Scroll Oblivion.
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: Would you say it's like a favorite game I playing.
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: I'm like yourself.
- 1:28:03Speaker 5: I play myself regularly. No, but what do you call it? Yeah?
- 1:28:08Speaker 7: Elder Skulls is fucking sick.
- 1:28:10Speaker 8: Elder Ring have you ever played that?
- 1:28:11Speaker 5: I tried.
- 1:28:11Speaker 7: Elden Ring. Elden Ring is sick.
- 1:28:14Speaker 5: Uh God. It's frustrating, though, And that's my thing. Is
- 1:28:17Speaker 5: like for me, video games is supposed to be like
- 1:28:19Speaker 5: an escape. So I like a challenge, but I'm not
- 1:28:22Speaker 5: looking to like get better at video games like that. Good,
- 1:28:26Speaker 5: like elden Ring's fucking tough.
- 1:28:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:28:29Speaker 8: I don't play, but my friend plays it right now
- 1:28:32Speaker 8: and he.
- 1:28:32Speaker 4: Has just been that's it will suck you in all
- 1:28:36Speaker 4: those video games.
- 1:28:37Speaker 8: That's how I get with G t A though you can't.
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: I can't wait for the next one, dude.
- 1:28:41Speaker 5: Yeah, I played the g t A online, did like
- 1:28:44Speaker 5: a stimulus pack every month. I wish they were during
- 1:28:47Speaker 5: cod That's what the new one is.
- 1:28:50Speaker 4: Shut up.
- 1:28:51Speaker 5: The new GT six takes place in Vice City, I.
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: Know, but I meant like revamped, like Tommy Versett's character.
- 1:28:57Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sure you like Tommy.
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: Vers his character.
- 1:29:00Speaker 5: I think you can. I think you can find like
- 1:29:02Speaker 5: hold on.
- 1:29:03Speaker 2: Tommy said the most disrespectful ship right now, he said,
- 1:29:06Speaker 2: who gives the funk about the character?
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: The characters make the fucking.
- 1:29:09Speaker 4: Is the game trying to play that ship?
- 1:29:11Speaker 8: What at least me, I'm trying to beat up like
- 1:29:13Speaker 8: I'm trying to go and do some.
- 1:29:15Speaker 6: Bad ship all that ship, trying to do all that,
- 1:29:18Speaker 6: but you get an incredible story that ship play.
- 1:29:20Speaker 4: When I got come up, hey, Dny, and then it's
- 1:29:23Speaker 4: a sorry.
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: And if you're just sitting there reading it, yeah, well
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: it's just tight.
- 1:29:27Speaker 4: What do you want to do I don't know, and
- 1:29:29Speaker 4: then to go to and then it goes into you.
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: Don't like following the story skip skip skip ski.
- 1:29:35Speaker 4: Boom, get to the game.
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: You just want to spend so much time developing that
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: so you can find it entertaining you.
- 1:29:42Speaker 5: Acting is incredible in most of those two. Dude.
- 1:29:45Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm sure there's a gang of you's out
- 1:29:47Speaker 4: there too.
- 1:29:47Speaker 5: There's there's hell of gangs of us because this is
- 1:29:50Speaker 5: the biggest fucking game in the world.
- 1:29:52Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:29:53Speaker 7: GT six is about to fucking he.
- 1:29:56Speaker 4: Said, that's all right to give help.
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: Wait up, we're getting down after this camera's off. Yeah,
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: we're gonna step outside. Rock you gotta Yeah, we got this,
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: let's go. Nah dude, man, Yeah, I know.
- 1:30:13Speaker 5: Somebody just posted like Red Dead Redemption too. That's another
- 1:30:16Speaker 5: fucking classic, dude.
- 1:30:19Speaker 8: I love watching that one.
- 1:30:21Speaker 5: It's so good. I played the ship out of that
- 1:30:23Speaker 5: g t A five GT four. I'm ready for six.
- 1:30:28Speaker 7: But no, you should be able to find, like not.
- 1:30:31Speaker 5: What I'm enjoying about uh Oblivion right now is that
- 1:30:36Speaker 5: the gameplay is the same, but they cleaned up the
- 1:30:39Speaker 5: graphics like an amazing amount and brought in new voice
- 1:30:42Speaker 5: actors for certain things.
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: You know, when I was in Japan, they have a
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: lot of like pervertive ass games, I believe it. Yeah,
- 1:30:47Speaker 2: like you buy games and then like fucking those games.
- 1:30:50Speaker 4: That you can see it.
- 1:30:50Speaker 5: I feel like Japan is just edging.
- 1:30:53Speaker 1: High end graphics of like just like fucking just chicks.
- 1:30:57Speaker 4: I can't type.
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: Are you're just like bro, you can see they go
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: in the in the game.
- 1:31:03Speaker 4: What one of your top five favorite movies not like
- 1:31:08Speaker 4: just movies.
- 1:31:10Speaker 8: Ghosts, okay, number one, Back to the Future, Back to
- 1:31:18Speaker 8: the Future, number two.
- 1:31:20Speaker 7: The second one, Secon one was sick because.
- 1:31:23Speaker 8: You get the hoverboard and number two.
- 1:31:25Speaker 5: Yeah, the second one was tight and they had the
- 1:31:26Speaker 5: air man pretty much when he goes to twenty fifteen.
- 1:31:30Speaker 5: It's pretty rare.
- 1:31:30Speaker 8: Pretty much any any movie like with cool accessories like
- 1:31:35Speaker 8: love Jurassic Park. Hell yeah, Jurassic Park.
- 1:31:38Speaker 6: I am a lot of food leaves, Drastic Park out,
- 1:31:41Speaker 6: Dog over the movies of top top five, top.
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: Ten, My Jurassic Park, ringa the top ten, say, Jurassic.
- 1:31:46Speaker 8: Bar Site, Batman one Michael Keaton.
- 1:31:51Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, number one.
- 1:31:53Speaker 4: Dog.
- 1:31:53Speaker 7: Did you see the New Battle?
- 1:31:54Speaker 4: Yes? She was trash or what I didn't?
- 1:31:57Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel bad because my friend wrote that movie.
- 1:31:59Speaker 8: But I do not like I haven't seen you have
- 1:32:01Speaker 8: to add that home a lot of him.
- 1:32:03Speaker 5: I did, Yeah, I mean I gave it a shot.
- 1:32:06Speaker 5: I was also I know, man, it was really disappointing.
- 1:32:12Speaker 5: There's like cool things about it, but I remember just
- 1:32:14Speaker 5: being like, this is so fucking campy.
- 1:32:17Speaker 4: After Jurassic Park, One.
- 1:32:21Speaker 8: More right, one more Beverly Hills cop fuck but like
- 1:32:28Speaker 8: the original, actually any of them, because I love that character.
- 1:32:32Speaker 8: Oh man, that was the best. I A'm falling from
- 1:32:36Speaker 8: the banana in the tailpipe. That's say, you've been hanging
- 1:32:39Speaker 8: out with this guy too long. I ain't falling from
- 1:32:41Speaker 8: the banana in the tail pipe. Man, you've been hanging
- 1:32:43Speaker 8: out with the white dude too long.
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: You have come from the guy.
- 1:32:45Speaker 8: I ain't falling from no goddn banana tail pipe.
- 1:32:48Speaker 4: That's like I heard that ship today earlier. What banana
- 1:32:53Speaker 4: the tail pipe? That's fucking crazy, bro in ma man,
- 1:33:01Speaker 4: he is in your mind. Bro, I'm telling you magicians
- 1:33:03Speaker 4: the Alchohome. You're just doing the chips. Yeah, another day
- 1:33:08Speaker 4: another burn.
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: Guys, Come on, fatto, I earned these chips.
- 1:33:15Speaker 5: Did you do your workout this morning. How far did
- 1:33:18Speaker 5: you run?
- 1:33:20Speaker 4: Run?
- 1:33:21Speaker 9: Good?
- 1:33:21Speaker 4: Look forty minutes?
- 1:33:22Speaker 5: What are you running from?
- 1:33:28Speaker 4: Dude? Weight stick? Yeah yeah, broth three times a week?
- 1:33:33Speaker 4: You have a food this is like all right, dog,
- 1:33:35Speaker 4: I have a personal trainer. That's dope.
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: It working out pretty good.
- 1:33:38Speaker 4: Down thirty I'm gonna get arms like this well oh
- 1:33:41Speaker 4: he knows it on the way. Damn. You can hit
- 1:33:43Speaker 4: puships and.
- 1:33:44Speaker 5: We gotta we gotta hit a rematch on them.
- 1:33:47Speaker 4: And how many bootships you do a day? How many?
- 1:33:51Speaker 5: How many can you do in one sitting?
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: Like NonStop?
- 1:33:55Speaker 4: Okay, that's good. I couldn't do ship before you know?
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
- 1:34:00Speaker 7: Yeah, what do you want my fucking jock ride?
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: You about it?
- 1:34:03Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: But you're like, dude thirty four?
- 1:34:05Speaker 7: Fuck you, dude, I didn't tell you how many I
- 1:34:07Speaker 7: could do. I'm not trying to make you feel bad.
- 1:34:09Speaker 4: What can you do? Hit straight up?
- 1:34:11Speaker 5: Like fifty?
- 1:34:12Speaker 4: Yeah for sure? Yeah right, I mean come on tell me, me.
- 1:34:16Speaker 5: Hey, how many you got time?
- 1:34:19Speaker 4: Hell?
- 1:34:20Speaker 5: Yeah, get that ten?
- 1:34:21Speaker 4: I got a quarter?
- 1:34:22Speaker 6: Hey ten, I'll get to ten and then hit another
- 1:34:24Speaker 6: ten later on, hit another ten later on.
- 1:34:27Speaker 4: That's one hundred and.
- 1:34:27Speaker 5: The day I'll do fifty, take a quick breather than
- 1:34:31Speaker 5: thirty and then twenty. Oh I'll do that. Like I'll
- 1:34:35Speaker 5: do that in like a few minutes.
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: Somebody in the chat room. Most I can do is
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: one thirty. Shut your answer it?
- 1:34:43Speaker 4: What city Woo?
- 1:34:44Speaker 9: Like that.
- 1:34:46Speaker 4: Fucking busted right, jack La in the fucking chat room? Bro,
- 1:34:50Speaker 4: God what thirty? Huh? Okay?
- 1:34:55Speaker 2: Mar Bell's like black and swoll bro, I believe it,
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like that was like super
- 1:34:58Speaker 2: cut that what looks like he's like been in prison roll.
- 1:35:02Speaker 7: Like that fucking what's his face?
- 1:35:04Speaker 9: To do?
- 1:35:05Speaker 5: From LazyTown is insane too? That old was it Nick
- 1:35:08Speaker 5: Junior Show or some shit? You know what I'm talking about?
- 1:35:11Speaker 5: The main character superhero dude. Like I saw a video
- 1:35:14Speaker 5: not too long ago, and he's just doing like these
- 1:35:17Speaker 5: gnarly fucking push ups for like three minutes straight, like
- 1:35:20Speaker 5: one arms. He's doing like claps behind the back and shit,
- 1:35:24Speaker 5: fuck you.
- 1:35:24Speaker 4: Ever see the fools at the fair? Or you could
- 1:35:27Speaker 4: grab on a on a bar and if you get
- 1:35:29Speaker 4: a minute over to over a minute.
- 1:35:31Speaker 5: I tried that. No, I tried it because the fucking
- 1:35:33Speaker 5: bar moves is it? Yeah, it's one hundred percent that
- 1:35:36Speaker 5: it does not matter how good your grip is, because
- 1:35:39Speaker 5: I did this. Shit, I didn't get past thirty seconds. Dude, Like,
- 1:35:43Speaker 5: you get up there and you're just fucking dangling, and
- 1:35:46Speaker 5: I think I think that there might be something.
- 1:35:49Speaker 4: Rick is doing for one minute, fucking prods.
- 1:35:52Speaker 5: No, you can't. You cannot because the thing is.
- 1:35:55Speaker 4: Get hey, pull us for one minute.
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: No, because the thing is.
- 1:35:58Speaker 5: Rolling in your direction, so you're not You don't have
- 1:36:01Speaker 5: all the ship spins, the bowl, the pole spins while
- 1:36:04Speaker 5: you're holding onto it.
- 1:36:06Speaker 7: So while you're up there, you have to keep adjusting
- 1:36:09Speaker 7: your grip.
- 1:36:10Speaker 4: No, anybody can just hang from a going up there,
- 1:36:13Speaker 4: baby oiled up, baby oil.
- 1:36:16Speaker 7: That's gonna make it worse.
- 1:36:18Speaker 4: I'm gonna do it again.
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: It would be like like a home alone.
- 1:36:25Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 1:36:26Speaker 5: Yeah, that's without the fucking baby oil. That's what it
- 1:36:29Speaker 5: feels like. I genuinely remember like having the same thought.
- 1:36:32Speaker 5: I was like, oh, I'm like in decent shape. I
- 1:36:34Speaker 5: should be able to at least like go kind of
- 1:36:36Speaker 5: far with it. Nah, dude, it is completely different. I
- 1:36:43Speaker 5: don't think it matters.
- 1:36:44Speaker 7: And it's spinning that way, and you're just like I
- 1:36:47Speaker 7: think the guy has a remote.
- 1:36:50Speaker 4: Fight with that motherfucker, just like whoever hit.
- 1:36:53Speaker 5: That walking down this strip and just fucking clock the
- 1:36:56Speaker 5: dude that's got that scam going.
- 1:37:00Speaker 8: You know you don't foods those because people, I'll give
- 1:37:03Speaker 8: you five bucks those monchies.
- 1:37:05Speaker 4: Dude.
- 1:37:05Speaker 5: Yeah, the chips was a bad idea. Man, We've all
- 1:37:07Speaker 5: been quietly snacking.
- 1:37:08Speaker 4: It's good to eat, yeah, because I'm.
- 1:37:11Speaker 5: Some of them got magic and them, dude, be careful,
- 1:37:14Speaker 5: none of them that magic.
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: You open it up. It's hot rising there.
- 1:37:18Speaker 9: All right.
- 1:37:18Speaker 2: Let's read the super chats and let's get into them
- 1:37:20Speaker 2: real quick, all right, and then then hopefully we got
- 1:37:24Speaker 2: some time for some magic time. Beat minya and says
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: shout out to the show.
- 1:37:30Speaker 4: The wife and I celebrated twenty years married.
- 1:37:33Speaker 22: Eh, gratulations, that's magic, that's awesome. Congrats dude, congratulations my
- 1:37:43Speaker 22: boy huge. Next one, Browsie sends fifty dollars.
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: Damn Browsie girl. What's good?
- 1:37:52Speaker 3: One?
- 1:37:53Speaker 2: What's good? You y m s and y ends? Yes,
- 1:37:57Speaker 2: you said what's good, Tommy, let me read it. She said,
- 1:38:00Speaker 2: what's good? What's what's good? Your y m's and y
- 1:38:05Speaker 2: ns same team? What's good to replaces Tommy sad face
- 1:38:10Speaker 2: in the house.
- 1:38:11Speaker 4: You know what the deal? Im eating chips, chip after chick.
- 1:38:17Speaker 1: Remember when Tommy used to do coke and he would
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: stop singing.
- 1:38:21Speaker 5: I miss I miss singing Tommy on here? Can we
- 1:38:24Speaker 5: get a corrito? Can I say it right?
- 1:38:30Speaker 4: It's been a while though, to while you eat the
- 1:38:33Speaker 4: chip little fridles.
- 1:38:35Speaker 6: Yeah that tequana amasula call quaulia? Can He sent ken
- 1:38:44Speaker 6: Lasma rugadas, Oh of your meat and your guard the
- 1:38:50Speaker 6: ranchola soloma, he said, Tierrisa.
- 1:38:57Speaker 23: Oh for fucking yeah, that's perfect, Thank you to be
- 1:39:04Speaker 23: to be very it was not about freets everybody, because
- 1:39:07Speaker 23: he did make it seem like it was gonna be
- 1:39:08Speaker 23: about free dos.
- 1:39:09Speaker 5: In the What was he singing about trafficking? Oh okay, like.
- 1:39:17Speaker 2: Next one comes from Othello, fight, says Seattle. This weekend
- 1:39:22Speaker 2: Kendrick concert, pro pens and chick lits are ready to
- 1:39:25Speaker 2: go with the fam. He shot shot right, shout out
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: to the whole damn table always keeping the show fresh.
- 1:39:33Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 1:39:33Speaker 1: Heck yeah, hell yeah, enjoy that concert.
- 1:39:37Speaker 6: Dog, he's gonna be getting high banger as great concert
- 1:39:41Speaker 6: would be better.
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: But yeah, anyway, oh no, no, no, next one shot
- 1:39:45Speaker 2: uh Leonard, But what's up fellas, just got off work
- 1:39:49Speaker 2: listening to you guys, Tommy hit me with a conspiracy?
- 1:39:56Speaker 6: Did you guys see the video of the man doing
- 1:39:58Speaker 6: like a speech and then he's like talking and he's on.
- 1:40:03Speaker 4: And then he's he starts coffing.
- 1:40:05Speaker 6: He tries to get water and he's like going cool,
- 1:40:09Speaker 6: and then he tries talking in it's like crazy, junior
- 1:40:15Speaker 6: ass pool, really check it out, dog your here, and
- 1:40:21Speaker 6: and then he's like he drinks water and he's like
- 1:40:24Speaker 6: and then he talks again and he does it again,
- 1:40:26Speaker 6: but it sounds like voltron almost like weird wow, and
- 1:40:30Speaker 6: then he goes back and then.
- 1:40:32Speaker 4: He's like oh, and then he's like no, no, no,
- 1:40:34Speaker 4: hes keeps on talking, but.
- 1:40:36Speaker 6: Everyone's around him like, hey, what the going on right here?
- 1:40:39Speaker 6: This man he talks weird for and it's like where
- 1:40:44Speaker 6: did you see malnfunction?
- 1:40:47Speaker 9: Was that?
- 1:40:47Speaker 4: Like you in like on fucking TikTok. It's like going
- 1:40:51Speaker 4: around right now, all.
- 1:40:52Speaker 5: Right, I'm gonna keep my eyes up. I want to
- 1:40:53Speaker 5: see that so scary.
- 1:40:56Speaker 4: That's just conspiracy reptilians.
- 1:40:58Speaker 1: There you go, Leonard.
- 1:41:00Speaker 2: The next one comes from Runzilla. Nice that I met
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: you at the LAFC game yesterday. Oh yeah, shout out
- 1:41:05Speaker 2: to Homie Runzilla. I met you at the l AFC
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: game yesterday and we won fucking four zero. It would
- 1:41:11Speaker 2: have been five zero, but they took one away and
- 1:41:13Speaker 2: then two minutes later we scored it again.
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: It was great, you know. Uh, some people were up
- 1:41:19Speaker 1: to zero but ended up losing three two. Not gonna say.
- 1:41:23Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say who it was, but they can't
- 1:41:25Speaker 1: catch a break right now.
- 1:41:26Speaker 5: I just OK, he's.
- 1:41:28Speaker 2: Losing his hair right now. I'm not gonna say who,
- 1:41:30Speaker 2: but I'm saying since ninety six. I'm gonna start putting
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: since twenty fourteen, So all right, Yeah, pferal though. Shout
- 1:41:39Speaker 2: out to the LAFC. They thought that it was a
- 1:41:40Speaker 2: great game. Chick Litz was there, Uh, Pedro was there.
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: It was a great time.
- 1:41:45Speaker 5: That looks sick.
- 1:41:46Speaker 2: Next one comes from Tino Santo's shout out to the
- 1:41:49Speaker 2: we don't smoke the same team?
- 1:41:51Speaker 1: Dope show Yo, Tommy, can you sing the old Man?
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: Uh go the ghost studio song you made for shit,
- 1:41:58Speaker 1: the fucking gay one.
- 1:42:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:42:02Speaker 6: That every one that makes me feel good, them, every
- 1:42:05Speaker 6: one that make me go crazy, them every one to
- 1:42:09Speaker 6: make me choke.
- 1:42:12Speaker 4: That every one that makes me feel funny.
- 1:42:14Speaker 6: Everybody put your hands up for the man in dbling.
- 1:42:20Speaker 4: We don't know what he is. He's a dupe.
- 1:42:23Speaker 6: Did come around sometimes he moved the jobs of marijuana.
- 1:42:30Speaker 4: Sometime he'll move the cur ten.
- 1:42:36Speaker 5: Hell yeah, that song, dog.
- 1:42:39Speaker 4: That's it.
- 1:42:42Speaker 1: That's the one that he Actually, he's pretty solid, remembering.
- 1:42:45Speaker 4: That's a real song from the fucking ghost right here.
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: We have a ghost.
- 1:42:51Speaker 8: Did you ever watch a show called oh yeaheto y dude?
- 1:42:57Speaker 8: You remember me oftto don't chet?
- 1:43:01Speaker 1: I was on there, you were you were on there?
- 1:43:05Speaker 4: Yes? Sorry? What happened to speaking Spanish a whole five minutes? Yeah?
- 1:43:09Speaker 1: What happened?
- 1:43:11Speaker 7: What happened to Spanish?
- 1:43:12Speaker 4: The mirror one that made me feel? What happened? Yeah?
- 1:43:19Speaker 1: So how did that experience go?
- 1:43:21Speaker 4: It was great?
- 1:43:22Speaker 8: It was I Yeah, I love I mean, I love
- 1:43:25Speaker 8: the Spanded community. They're my favorite, like because I've gained
- 1:43:29Speaker 8: a big Actually I have a Spanish channel that's almost
- 1:43:32Speaker 8: had a hundred thousand YouTube ship and then a million
- 1:43:36Speaker 8: on YouTube as well, like my main channel he's got
- 1:43:41Speaker 8: like was it three?
- 1:43:42Speaker 4: What did they do?
- 1:43:43Speaker 24: Haha?
- 1:43:43Speaker 1: Do this goal from ahs?
- 1:43:48Speaker 4: After how many?
- 1:43:49Speaker 8: One hundred thousand and then and then a million, and
- 1:43:52Speaker 8: then ten million, So there's three.
- 1:43:54Speaker 4: Platus where you're at right now.
- 1:43:55Speaker 8: I'm at one hundred k already on the main, almost
- 1:43:59Speaker 8: one hundred k on Spanish, and then I almost had
- 1:44:02Speaker 8: a million on my main, so trying to get there.
- 1:44:06Speaker 4: That's sick. They send you fatty out with the plaque
- 1:44:10Speaker 4: or what ship.
- 1:44:11Speaker 8: It's more like you you owe them money.
- 1:44:14Speaker 5: The plaque, and it's like getting your fucking emmy.
- 1:44:17Speaker 7: You gotta pay for the fucking plague.
- 1:44:19Speaker 6: Yeah, hey, we gotta get that emmy. We should gotta
- 1:44:23Speaker 6: go and then come over here. And I'm saying, show it.
- 1:44:25Speaker 8: I'll be right here, only if you come with me
- 1:44:27Speaker 8: to the Emmy Emmy store, like the Emmy store.
- 1:44:30Speaker 4: Yeah, ohing that motherfucker. Like I'm opening the door, but
- 1:44:33Speaker 4: I'm just going let him in. I'm saying, give them
- 1:44:40Speaker 4: go get the Emmy. You know it might be in
- 1:44:43Speaker 4: the car. They'd be like, go look in the car right.
- 1:44:45Speaker 7: Now, car, Like check your bank account, got that ship back?
- 1:44:53Speaker 6: But everybody know what I'm saying. I didn't want to
- 1:44:55Speaker 6: bring the tricks out. Then I had to, Hey, look
- 1:45:00Speaker 6: at your look at your wallet right now?
- 1:45:02Speaker 1: What it's gonna be.
- 1:45:04Speaker 4: The next one.
- 1:45:11Speaker 2: Comes from Frostman says bravo, and now he says the
- 1:45:15Speaker 2: clapping hands, thank you so much.
- 1:45:17Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's talking about the magic.
- 1:45:18Speaker 8: Thank you, Bravoo.
- 1:45:23Speaker 2: Next one comes from Salinas Valley Outdoors sends a super chat,
- 1:45:27Speaker 2: thank you so much for that super chat. The next
- 1:45:29Speaker 2: one comes from Rolando, but says, hey, Tommy, hit us
- 1:45:33Speaker 2: with a quote, Yo rock much love from South South Austin.
- 1:45:39Speaker 4: Ship up South Austin, let's go, and from your hood.
- 1:45:44Speaker 5: I'm from I'm from more North Austin. But no, no,
- 1:45:48Speaker 5: there ain't be like that in Texas. There ain't be
- 1:45:50Speaker 5: like that in Austin.
- 1:45:52Speaker 4: Down I think he was.
- 1:45:55Speaker 5: You're like on site, we ain't.
- 1:45:57Speaker 8: My grandma's apple butter is better than yours.
- 1:46:00Speaker 4: No, imagine if we.
- 1:46:01Speaker 5: Lived in the if we lived in the fucking in
- 1:46:03Speaker 5: the boonies, I think you'd be bragging about your truck.
- 1:46:07Speaker 8: Texas is small, right, well super small?
- 1:46:13Speaker 1: Tell him fo tell him what a quote of what?
- 1:46:15Speaker 7: What's your quote?
- 1:46:18Speaker 4: Both SIMONSK. Mister Charlie, you're not the rooster here includes
- 1:46:24Speaker 4: your cousin. Remember blood and blood out all day?
- 1:46:31Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, Nico love because they don't playing shine that
- 1:46:35Speaker 6: doctors down there.
- 1:46:37Speaker 1: Fucking Tommy dude.
- 1:46:40Speaker 2: Next one, all damn tell me, Okay, this is Carlos
- 1:46:43Speaker 2: Alba says, Tommy, leave GPS too.
- 1:46:47Speaker 1: That show sucks now without XG.
- 1:46:49Speaker 5: Actually he's not on there anymore.
- 1:46:52Speaker 1: Well, here you getting fucking mad that.
- 1:46:53Speaker 5: Fool left, actually actually left.
- 1:46:56Speaker 1: You've been left for like wow, Now I don't know
- 1:46:58Speaker 1: why I didn't know that.
- 1:47:00Speaker 2: What anyways? Next one, he's texting Tommy. He's texting Joyde
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: right now. Next one says the boxing boss, says cac
- 1:47:12Speaker 2: Thus Cock. Thus, same team, that's Platos, we love, We
- 1:47:17Speaker 2: don't smoke the same. I appreciate you'all foods, keep it up.
- 1:47:20Speaker 2: Saludos to you, David, Oh, thank you.
- 1:47:25Speaker 4: Same team that's say, hey you got a new tattoo
- 1:47:28Speaker 4: or what rock?
- 1:47:29Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a few.
- 1:47:30Speaker 4: I was about to say, hey, that ship looks fucking tight.
- 1:47:32Speaker 5: Thank you man. Shout out to Kathleen Sanders. Dude, she
- 1:47:36Speaker 5: did the Mojo Jojo back in January. And then we're
- 1:47:39Speaker 5: working on the cat bus. Right, what's that you say?
- 1:47:42Speaker 5: Which one is Jesus? Oh chemical x it's popuff girls,
- 1:47:47Speaker 5: that's what. Yeah, she used to be an illustrator for
- 1:47:50Speaker 5: Warner Brothers. Hey, she's Yeah, she picked us up during quarantine,
- 1:47:54Speaker 5: so she's my like, my only artist I'm going to
- 1:47:57Speaker 5: now that's rat. Yeah, you're gonna go everything or not.
- 1:48:01Speaker 5: I'm gonna finish my arm. So she's gonna do this
- 1:48:03Speaker 5: joint and then you know, we're gonna add stuff. There's
- 1:48:05Speaker 5: a bunch of stuff like older tattoos. We're gonna do
- 1:48:08Speaker 5: a coloring day where she just fills in a bunch
- 1:48:09Speaker 5: of things for me, Like she's really good at color.
- 1:48:12Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, that's my that's my that's my gal.
- 1:48:15Speaker 5: That's who I'm going to man find her on ig at.
- 1:48:17Speaker 5: Kathleen Sanders Heck yeah, yeah, she's fucking sick with a K,
- 1:48:21Speaker 5: Kathleen with a K.
- 1:48:23Speaker 2: Next one comes from Grdocho. Where do you all recommend
- 1:48:29Speaker 2: for foods who aren't connected? Like y'all to go and
- 1:48:31Speaker 2: get some fresh fire tree dispensaries where I'm from sell
- 1:48:35Speaker 2: old krusty bullshit in North County, San Diego.
- 1:48:39Speaker 1: All I can tell you is bring your ass to LA.
- 1:48:42Speaker 4: But yeah, come to La Realeah. Take that trip and
- 1:48:45Speaker 4: you can definitely find.
- 1:48:46Speaker 8: I come to LA even from or join the Patreon, Doug,
- 1:48:51Speaker 8: there is that?
- 1:48:52Speaker 11: Oh really?
- 1:48:53Speaker 2: Yeah, they got to join the Patreon. They'll give them
- 1:48:55Speaker 2: a secret society access.
- 1:48:56Speaker 4: Oh that's sick.
- 1:48:58Speaker 2: Next one a man sign x x G will get
- 1:49:04Speaker 2: st d at EDC festival.
- 1:49:07Speaker 4: Wow, I wasn't gonna come back with a kid or
- 1:49:11Speaker 4: with something.
- 1:49:11Speaker 5: X G std.
- 1:49:13Speaker 1: He It doesn't guarantee on papers anymore.
- 1:49:16Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no that doesn't married. Yeah, that doesn't guarantee you.
- 1:49:19Speaker 5: Uh yeah, you don't get papers for that.
- 1:49:20Speaker 4: At least will you be able to stay though? No, no,
- 1:49:24Speaker 4: they won't be able to separate.
- 1:49:25Speaker 5: You changed it. Yeah, they don't care. Watch the news.
- 1:49:32Speaker 5: Yeah it's bad, that's it.
- 1:49:35Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:49:35Speaker 8: Like there's like the wife that you know, the American
- 1:49:40Speaker 8: one that's like going to Mexico now. So it's like
- 1:49:44Speaker 8: at one point they're going to turn to us and
- 1:49:46Speaker 8: be like, no white people can keep, no Americans can come.
- 1:49:49Speaker 4: And that's what I'm telling you.
- 1:49:51Speaker 1: We told them to get married with Chili, told him
- 1:49:54Speaker 1: why he had the chance.
- 1:49:55Speaker 7: Honestly, why didn't he marry Chili?
- 1:49:57Speaker 4: You can marry Chili, dares I want to win. That's
- 1:49:59Speaker 4: your tell me and each other. They didn't have to
- 1:50:01Speaker 4: fuck her, bro. They just need that. Yeah, Like they
- 1:50:06Speaker 4: have pictures of them back in the day. They'll be like,
- 1:50:08Speaker 4: let's just reading.
- 1:50:08Speaker 1: We would have had like kissed her a few times.
- 1:50:10Speaker 5: You know she's hot.
- 1:50:12Speaker 4: That would have worked.
- 1:50:13Speaker 1: Damn you see Tommy, he said, mack her down.
- 1:50:18Speaker 4: Tom like three kids.
- 1:50:24Speaker 7: We gotta make an extra realistic, guys.
- 1:50:28Speaker 6: I got these kids. You know what I'm saying. We
- 1:50:30Speaker 6: got a little bulldog go back. You know he should have.
- 1:50:34Speaker 4: Been married, Chillie. She does her own thing. He does
- 1:50:38Speaker 4: his thing.
- 1:50:39Speaker 5: I have a friend who did that because she wanted
- 1:50:41Speaker 5: a Canadian uh citizenship, thank you, and so she married
- 1:50:46Speaker 5: a dude just for that.
- 1:50:50Speaker 2: Next one comes from Chief says much love from Northern
- 1:50:54Speaker 2: Khalifa's playing hooky from work tonight. L L hope to
- 1:50:58Speaker 2: meet you guys one day at one of yours and
- 1:51:00Speaker 2: try Bart's barbecue. Fuck yeah, we'll have a We'll be
- 1:51:04Speaker 2: having more events soon, hopefully do it more podcasts wherever,
- 1:51:08Speaker 2: you know, to a town near you. We just got
- 1:51:11Speaker 2: to make sure we get it all all the production
- 1:51:12Speaker 2: in line. Because we wanted to.
- 1:51:13Speaker 5: Produce quality, we should do it in Vegas.
- 1:51:15Speaker 1: I know anybody in Vegas would avenue hit me up.
- 1:51:18Speaker 8: Actually, you're talking to one.
- 1:51:20Speaker 1: Oh oh, that was a magic trick.
- 1:51:26Speaker 5: Look behind your ear. He's on there's a venue. Yeah, there's.
- 1:51:30Speaker 9: Uh.
- 1:51:30Speaker 8: It's funny because there's actually quite a few and out
- 1:51:34Speaker 8: in Vegas, and I got lucky to get into a
- 1:51:37Speaker 8: couple of them, and so yeah, I mean, if you
- 1:51:40Speaker 8: guys make it out, I would love there's a lot
- 1:51:43Speaker 8: of fun stuff over Vegas.
- 1:51:46Speaker 2: Vegas to definitely make our way over there, all right,
- 1:51:50Speaker 2: And I think that was the last one.
- 1:51:51Speaker 1: Do we have any more tricks?
- 1:51:52Speaker 6: We're gonna check a sprinter and and fucking party the
- 1:51:55Speaker 6: whole time on the way to Vegas.
- 1:51:57Speaker 4: Come on with us.
- 1:51:59Speaker 7: He's gonna already be there because he lives in Vegas.
- 1:52:02Speaker 4: Coming over here and then going I'm literally gonna.
- 1:52:04Speaker 8: Fly into l a X just so I can take
- 1:52:07Speaker 8: the bus back. Yeah, that's actually you know, the last
- 1:52:11Speaker 8: time I did that. That's actually a really good idea.
- 1:52:14Speaker 8: Last time I did strike me into doing this.
- 1:52:16Speaker 6: What's the man that's going to be you get there,
- 1:52:18Speaker 6: we pick you up in a sprinter, the zones driving,
- 1:52:23Speaker 6: fucking driving.
- 1:52:26Speaker 4: Rocks, driving and partying.
- 1:52:30Speaker 8: Yeah, this guy, I was like, I want to have bro,
- 1:52:35Speaker 8: He's going to say a party bus and then say
- 1:52:37Speaker 8: zones driving it?
- 1:52:38Speaker 4: Yeah, how me? You're at the bus a sprinter.
- 1:52:44Speaker 5: That's funny as ship.
- 1:52:45Speaker 8: I kind of want like you can be DJing in
- 1:52:48Speaker 8: the bus for for four hours.
- 1:52:51Speaker 5: I could do that. I think the longest I ever
- 1:52:56Speaker 5: done was seven hours, but that was like turntables, not
- 1:52:58Speaker 5: the beat machine.
- 1:52:59Speaker 8: They can just like throw stuff at us just for fun.
- 1:53:04Speaker 4: We have fucking.
- 1:53:09Speaker 7: Fucking Sooner town.
- 1:53:14Speaker 8: Oh yeah, kind of hard. Like I'm like slowing down now.
- 1:53:21Speaker 5: I'm like, we're at the end of the show Man.
- 1:53:23Speaker 5: We we we all lose steam it about this time?
- 1:53:26Speaker 1: What's a question mark about?
- 1:53:28Speaker 8: Oh well, let me see, let's see if we can
- 1:53:33Speaker 8: pull you guys don't happen to have a deck of
- 1:53:36Speaker 8: cards in here?
- 1:53:36Speaker 9: Do you?
- 1:53:38Speaker 8: Out of everything? You guys don't have deck of cards? Well, luckily,
- 1:53:44Speaker 8: if I'm not mistaken, let me see.
- 1:53:47Speaker 4: It ahead.
- 1:53:49Speaker 5: He's giving that thing ahead like a motherfucking dragon.
- 1:53:58Speaker 4: Was crying.
- 1:54:01Speaker 8: Oh gosh, what am I doing here? I don't even
- 1:54:04Speaker 8: know anymore?
- 1:54:08Speaker 5: Become a slow Yeah, okay, can we get a Can
- 1:54:11Speaker 5: we get a final tally? How many things did you smoke? Today?
- 1:54:15Speaker 4: Like?
- 1:54:15Speaker 5: How many dabs? How many joints? Hash?
- 1:54:18Speaker 11: Holes.
- 1:54:19Speaker 5: Take your time, like.
- 1:54:24Speaker 1: I don't know, like thirty five dabs.
- 1:54:26Speaker 5: Thirty five dabs, all twenty of them.
- 1:54:31Speaker 7: I got here and he was already apparently twenty deep.
- 1:54:35Speaker 1: Since the early day. But we started like like since
- 1:54:39Speaker 1: like two, like three thirty.
- 1:54:41Speaker 5: Yeah, because I got here at five thirty ish and
- 1:54:44Speaker 5: you told me you were twenty deep, So yeah, I
- 1:54:47Speaker 5: believe it. God damn, I think though, early food, I
- 1:54:55Speaker 5: can't wait to do a dab.
- 1:54:56Speaker 4: I see movement in that game here early I was
- 1:55:00Speaker 4: here like five out there.
- 1:55:02Speaker 5: Well you have that thing ready next week when tacos.
- 1:55:10Speaker 4: Tacos sound good right now?
- 1:55:11Speaker 2: This stoned fire like this fucking high and dude, I
- 1:55:16Speaker 2: mean you know the first time on top, dude, one
- 1:55:18Speaker 2: of the first times that I actually got high.
- 1:55:21Speaker 4: Working bro. I remember I used to work.
- 1:55:22Speaker 2: At Baker's bro selling shoes bakers in the mar bro
- 1:55:26Speaker 2: and then I remember this food named Lafayette would have
- 1:55:29Speaker 2: come to the back and do stock right every now
- 1:55:31Speaker 2: and then the crunchaw mall dog.
- 1:55:34Speaker 1: And then like one day he had this little crytic
- 1:55:36Speaker 1: bong and I was I had not smoke like that.
- 1:55:39Speaker 2: Bro, And then he was like, hey, little homie, you
- 1:55:40Speaker 2: want to come get high with us, and I was
- 1:55:42Speaker 2: just like, I was like, fuck it, yeah, bro, So
- 1:55:45Speaker 2: I hit the fucking bong right and they knew I
- 1:55:47Speaker 2: was out.
- 1:55:48Speaker 1: They had wrecked me.
- 1:55:49Speaker 9: Dog.
- 1:55:49Speaker 1: I was like that, and they was like, all right,
- 1:55:50Speaker 1: take a break, bro, well take a break.
- 1:55:52Speaker 2: And then I was like, fuck man, I feel so hungry, bro,
- 1:55:55Speaker 2: Like you know, like after a while, I was like,
- 1:55:56Speaker 2: what did I feel so hungry? And uh, bro, I
- 1:55:59Speaker 2: remember we're going to the marble, going to the second floor,
- 1:56:02Speaker 2: going to McDonald's and I had the best quarter pounder
- 1:56:04Speaker 2: of my life. Dog, to this day, I remember how
- 1:56:07Speaker 2: great that quarter pound was the best, and nothing has
- 1:56:09Speaker 2: tasted this goes to that quarter pounder. Was I ate
- 1:56:12Speaker 2: a whopper.
- 1:56:14Speaker 4: And that ship was the best. And you're like that
- 1:56:18Speaker 4: laughing eating that ship.
- 1:56:20Speaker 1: And just and it felt like it lasted forever.
- 1:56:23Speaker 8: Favored everybody.
- 1:56:25Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, dude, I had that one.
- 1:56:29Speaker 8: Time with the in and out. I was so high
- 1:56:31Speaker 8: and like the edible just toasted and got like the
- 1:56:35Speaker 8: most perfect bite and I was just like.
- 1:56:37Speaker 1: Three by three, you know what, I got a three
- 1:56:39Speaker 1: byte three.
- 1:56:39Speaker 4: I was just gonna say that because I always three.
- 1:56:44Speaker 4: They're getting two burgers. I'm like, man, I eat two burgers.
- 1:56:47Speaker 5: You know, that's a lot of b The other day
- 1:56:48Speaker 5: I hit him with the three pack.
- 1:56:51Speaker 4: That's it, three patties, Tommy, three.
- 1:56:56Speaker 1: To it goes through every droctor. He was like, Dick,
- 1:56:58Speaker 1: you don't know who I am.
- 1:56:59Speaker 4: Three patties.
- 1:57:00Speaker 5: Please tell me three patties. Hook it up, bitch?
- 1:57:04Speaker 8: Would you like cheeses with that? Do you want your
- 1:57:07Speaker 8: job tomorrow?
- 1:57:08Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:57:08Speaker 7: Bro does a bear ship in the woods?
- 1:57:13Speaker 4: How Bart? How Bart?
- 1:57:15Speaker 7: That's calling Bart's all the time?
- 1:57:19Speaker 1: People still call you dustin the food still call you.
- 1:57:23Speaker 4: I haven't been called in a while, I know.
- 1:57:25Speaker 2: I was like, I wonder if people saved your number,
- 1:57:27Speaker 2: because nobody be saving numbers no more.
- 1:57:30Speaker 4: My number saved them.
- 1:57:31Speaker 8: I don't remember the last time.
- 1:57:32Speaker 4: I like, but they'll call me sometimes and no answer
- 1:57:35Speaker 4: and then they'll be off like what's up? Dog was
- 1:57:41Speaker 4: cracking like thank you? Oh, I love it.
- 1:57:47Speaker 5: People want Tommy to eat a pro on the next episode.
- 1:57:50Speaker 9: You know what.
- 1:57:51Speaker 2: Tommy definitely the one deal that I did want to encourage,
- 1:57:54Speaker 2: but I know he's probably like pre diabetic, is uh?
- 1:57:57Speaker 1: It's like to I wanted to see him kill a
- 1:57:58Speaker 1: two leader this time.
- 1:58:00Speaker 4: Ladies battling.
- 1:58:02Speaker 1: Yeah, like because Tommy claims that he could.
- 1:58:04Speaker 4: Drink a too Leader. I've never claimed that I could
- 1:58:07Speaker 4: drink it too.
- 1:58:08Speaker 5: I don't know, man, he said. She said, what's going
- 1:58:10Speaker 5: on there?
- 1:58:11Speaker 4: I have a picture of it. You know what's up?
- 1:58:13Speaker 2: Because what time I made George bres dog, this will
- 1:58:15Speaker 2: drink eight doctor Pepper's dog.
- 1:58:18Speaker 4: I was trying to re forest camp drinking hands.
- 1:58:23Speaker 5: They just had a bunch of free doctor doctor Peppers
- 1:58:26Speaker 5: is a lot of soda.
- 1:58:26Speaker 1: Bro So you could you could kill a too Leader?
- 1:58:30Speaker 8: How much?
- 1:58:31Speaker 4: How much you Serri?
- 1:58:33Speaker 1: Fuck you Siri?
- 1:58:35Speaker 4: I'm asking her that do you know those the sisters
- 1:58:39Speaker 4: that are all big, the six hundred pound life. What
- 1:58:43Speaker 4: do you like to drink? She's all sodies.
- 1:58:47Speaker 8: I love me a good soda back in the day
- 1:58:50Speaker 8: is that would have been a Saturday night for me, Hommy.
- 1:58:54Speaker 7: Give me a soda.
- 1:58:55Speaker 2: You know where they fucking have like a crazy soda
- 1:58:57Speaker 2: addiction in America and like because these fools can't have
- 1:59:01Speaker 2: like alcohol or or coffee utah broh, Yeah, they got
- 1:59:06Speaker 2: like fucking soda places everywhere.
- 1:59:08Speaker 4: They got like.
- 1:59:10Speaker 8: I don't want you guys want to go out for
- 1:59:12Speaker 8: a pop. So it's called the dirty soda, and it's
- 1:59:15Speaker 8: literally your choice of coke as your base. Let's say
- 1:59:19Speaker 8: Doctor Pepper. Then they pump in like five yeah, five
- 1:59:23Speaker 8: or six different thing of flavors. But then they throw
- 1:59:25Speaker 8: in the creamer, like your regular fucking coffee creamer, and
- 1:59:28Speaker 8: then they'd like throw other bombs. There's so much.
- 1:59:33Speaker 1: I don't play that ship in Utah pulled over in Utah.
- 1:59:37Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't go to Utah, dude.
- 1:59:40Speaker 8: You guys could go to Saint George, cause Saint George
- 1:59:45Speaker 8: is like two hours uh from Vegas, and it's like
- 1:59:49Speaker 8: the very first part there. There's weed clinics. Actually no,
- 1:59:52Speaker 8: the weed clinics are just outside of.
- 1:59:57Speaker 4: There.
- 1:59:58Speaker 8: It's called Mesquite, Nevada, So Mesquite, Nevada. And then you
- 2:00:01Speaker 8: go through the Gorge and then you're in Saint George.
- 2:00:04Speaker 8: But you can still drink in Saint George. There's bars there.
- 2:00:07Speaker 8: If you go past that then you're fucked damn.
- 2:00:10Speaker 20: But so we can just go into just people they
- 2:00:12Speaker 20: have they have like the soda places.
- 2:00:15Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, those soda places are like they're Starbucks, dude,
- 2:00:18Speaker 8: because they can't have Starbucks.
- 2:00:20Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's crazy.
- 2:00:22Speaker 5: What the fuck is Utah?
- 2:00:23Speaker 4: Rais?
- 2:00:26Speaker 8: Yes, yes, No, it's like it's like.
- 2:00:29Speaker 5: It's friendly racist Christian racist.
- 2:00:32Speaker 8: They would be. They're like they're he's not really our color,
- 2:00:36Speaker 8: but he does have a heartbeat. No, sir, I don't
- 2:00:43Speaker 8: want any of your tortillas.
- 2:00:44Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 2:00:45Speaker 5: I'll pray for you.
- 2:00:46Speaker 8: But I'm only one of three wives that my husband having.
- 2:00:52Speaker 6: Only the husbands can have different yeah. Yeah, so the
- 2:00:55Speaker 6: high night can't be like I got three and multiple
- 2:01:00Speaker 6: and then dudes, so her husband could start with three
- 2:01:04Speaker 6: and and with seven yep.
- 2:01:06Speaker 5: Or yeah Mormons, Mormons, Yeah, you don't have to like
- 2:01:10Speaker 5: start with like you said, yea even know, like you
- 2:01:13Speaker 5: could just start with the one and then you're like
- 2:01:16Speaker 5: this one and this one you're gonna be a Mormon now.
- 2:01:20Speaker 4: No, but I'm just tripping on that ship.
- 2:01:22Speaker 6: So the Mormons was made by the man, right, the
- 2:01:25Speaker 6: religion was like made by some food where they followed
- 2:01:27Speaker 6: the stones or something.
- 2:01:29Speaker 5: Like the Gold book. Yeah, gold pages. Yeah, so that
- 2:01:34Speaker 5: the same ship. You can do tomato tomato like.
- 2:01:37Speaker 4: Who He's like, you know what, make this little thing
- 2:01:40Speaker 4: up real quick.
- 2:01:41Speaker 5: I'm allowed to bang as many bitches as I want.
- 2:01:44Speaker 4: I want to marry more than one girl. He probably
- 2:01:47Speaker 4: got caught. He's like, we'll I'm gonna start some ship
- 2:01:49Speaker 4: where you could marry more than one girl. Then you know, Mormons, you.
- 2:01:57Speaker 8: Just cracked the fucking coat. And that motherfucker's name was
- 2:02:01Speaker 8: John Smith.
- 2:02:03Speaker 5: Yes, that's right, it was.
- 2:02:06Speaker 1: Mark. Tommy dude, howmy never fels disappointed.
- 2:02:12Speaker 8: I mean, Tommy's like every one of my best friends
- 2:02:17Speaker 8: I had grown up.
- 2:02:18Speaker 1: He's like, they let baby Ruth out the basement.
- 2:02:26Speaker 5: You fucking slow, Rocky.
- 2:02:33Speaker 8: I would Rocky Road after that movie. Watching that movie,
- 2:02:36Speaker 8: I'd be like, I just want to be just like chunk.
- 2:02:38Speaker 4: Mom.
- 2:02:39Speaker 8: I want to be an actor. She's like, you just
- 2:02:40Speaker 8: want to be fat, like so, so.
- 2:02:44Speaker 4: Give me the Rocky Road.
- 2:02:47Speaker 7: Yeah that's right. You were you were big. Yeah you
- 2:02:49Speaker 7: did do it, and what's up? You live your dreams?
- 2:02:52Speaker 1: I think, yeah, yeah, bro, he said it. He's been acting.
- 2:02:56Speaker 8: No, but I'm screen actors. I didn't know, never been
- 2:03:01Speaker 8: on screen. Since I've lost the weight. The last thing
- 2:03:04Speaker 8: I did was like with j Lo and Ben Affleck and.
- 2:03:09Speaker 5: Ship sick is she as rude as everybody thinks she is,
- 2:03:16Speaker 5: she's supposed to be.
- 2:03:17Speaker 8: She was super nice, Like, honestly, she is seriously the
- 2:03:22Speaker 8: nicest person I've ever encountered. Well, I mean there's a
- 2:03:25Speaker 8: lot of Hollywood people i've that were really nice. I
- 2:03:30Speaker 8: did not get to encounter her personally. I helped a
- 2:03:33Speaker 8: friend that went on, but yeah, I went with them
- 2:03:39Speaker 8: and she seemed cool. She's cool. I guess it's also
- 2:03:43Speaker 8: too it's like.
- 2:03:45Speaker 4: Start of bash fools. Yes, try to make.
- 2:03:49Speaker 5: Than what they are and yeah, yeah, I've seen that happen.
- 2:03:53Speaker 4: I agree that crap.
- 2:03:56Speaker 1: Hey, man, I think it's right about that time. Just
- 2:03:58Speaker 1: give it up for the guests, bro, Thank.
- 2:04:00Speaker 8: You, David, Thank you guys so much for having me. Like, really,
- 2:04:05Speaker 8: this has been so much fun. One of the chillest podcasts.
- 2:04:08Speaker 4: But I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Man, really did a lot.
- 2:04:11Speaker 9: You know.
- 2:04:12Speaker 1: Two of our regular cast members are am I A.
- 2:04:15Speaker 2: Yeah, one of them chasing dreams in Austin right now,
- 2:04:20Speaker 2: being trying to be the next Russell Peters. And one
- 2:04:23Speaker 2: of them is I think celebrating pride in Vegas or
- 2:04:26Speaker 2: something like that.
- 2:04:29Speaker 8: E d C Ooh that's cool. Yeah, yeah, it's this
- 2:04:33Speaker 8: weekend I left, so.
- 2:04:34Speaker 5: This is hilarious.
- 2:04:36Speaker 4: I was like the madness out there right now.
- 2:04:38Speaker 8: Dude, and being the local it sucks because it's the drive.
- 2:04:41Speaker 4: Dude.
- 2:04:41Speaker 8: It's just like when we have the Mayor or when
- 2:04:43Speaker 8: you guys have the marathon here.
- 2:04:45Speaker 4: Yep, it's all fucked Yeah.
- 2:04:47Speaker 5: That reminds me of when I was in Austin every
- 2:04:49Speaker 5: year south By Southwest.
- 2:04:50Speaker 1: And a one way going that way and one way
- 2:04:52Speaker 1: going that way.
- 2:04:52Speaker 8: You're just like, bro, Southwest, same ship. It's all fucked up.
- 2:04:58Speaker 5: Yeah, exact same thing. It's it's to mess for the
- 2:05:00Speaker 5: whole two weeks that is going on. You're just like,
- 2:05:02Speaker 5: all right, don't go downtown, go to Soon or tune.
- 2:05:06Speaker 5: That's south By Southwest, right, Yeah, that and a cl
- 2:05:09Speaker 5: because even acl they take over like a lot of
- 2:05:11Speaker 5: downtown with like after shows and parties and stuff, and
- 2:05:14Speaker 5: south By is the messy street. Yeah. Where can I
- 2:05:21Speaker 5: follow you on on socials?
- 2:05:22Speaker 18: Oh?
- 2:05:23Speaker 8: You guys can follow me on any social at the
- 2:05:26Speaker 8: Magic Crasher like the wedding Crasher, you know, crashing your
- 2:05:30Speaker 8: daily routine and ship.
- 2:05:32Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you go make sure you guys follow him.
- 2:05:35Speaker 2: I hope you guys enjoyed the episode. Hit the thumbs up, Tommy,
- 2:05:38Speaker 2: shout out.
- 2:05:39Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out. I have a show tomorrow night at
- 2:05:42Speaker 4: said brewery eight o'clock. Go check it out.
- 2:05:46Speaker 6: There's beer, we're gonna have a DJ, we're gonna have
- 2:05:49Speaker 6: some comics out there tearing it up. Make sure you
- 2:05:51Speaker 6: guys come check it out. Brewery also in my link.
- 2:05:56Speaker 6: Have the link in bio to buy tickets.
- 2:05:58Speaker 4: Check it out. Thank you guys again the same.
- 2:06:04Speaker 5: Follow me on all my socials at r O C K,
- 2:06:07Speaker 5: S A, M S L n A t X. Follow
- 2:06:08Speaker 5: my group at the Beautiful Men's Club. Catch me here
- 2:06:12Speaker 5: every Thursday and not Wednesday mornings because we're doing doing
- 2:06:15Speaker 5: the sets in the mornings as well, and then uh
- 2:06:17Speaker 5: Fridays on the Doctor Green Thumb Mixed Show. Uh yeah, dude,
- 2:06:21Speaker 5: thank you so much for coming out. David. We've been
- 2:06:22Speaker 5: trying to make this happen for over a year now,
- 2:06:24Speaker 5: so I'm fucking stoked it finally happened.
- 2:06:26Speaker 9: Thank you. Thank you.
- 2:06:28Speaker 8: Also shout out to chick Litz because it's honestly, yeah, seriously,
- 2:06:32Speaker 8: shout out chick Lits. It's some really good like you know,
- 2:06:37Speaker 8: when you're an avid smoker, like probably all of us,
- 2:06:40Speaker 8: like it's really hard to level up like to that
- 2:06:43Speaker 8: next level I've been. I was smoking this thing the
- 2:06:46Speaker 8: whole time and I'm like, I'm sober as a judge,
- 2:06:49Speaker 8: but I'm lit.
- 2:06:50Speaker 5: Is a titty, dude, these I am definitely it is
- 2:06:54Speaker 5: a titty.
- 2:06:56Speaker 4: We're living dude.
- 2:06:57Speaker 8: You smoke like twelve of them.
- 2:06:59Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a.
- 2:07:00Speaker 7: Lot the graveyard over there.
- 2:07:04Speaker 4: Did you finish?
- 2:07:05Speaker 5: Oh, I am done.
- 2:07:06Speaker 2: Yes, Thank you so much everybody for tuning in. Go
- 2:07:08Speaker 2: to Flavors bydyeson dot com, Hi Hungry Dot shop. There's
- 2:07:11Speaker 2: a lot of new stuff on the on the merch website.
- 2:07:14Speaker 2: Get your tickets for the Long Beach Festival Long Beach
- 2:07:16Speaker 2: Barbecue Festival. It will be going down in August, so
- 2:07:19Speaker 2: make sure you guys get your tickets. It's gonna be
- 2:07:22Speaker 2: going down. It's gonna be a lot of fun. I
- 2:07:23Speaker 2: will be having a booth out there. Also, get your
- 2:07:25Speaker 2: tickets for Rhymefest that's gonna be at the La Coliseum.
- 2:07:28Speaker 2: I'll have a booth right there too with my merch. Yeah,
- 2:07:32Speaker 2: and follow me on whatnot for all the dollars starting
- 2:07:35Speaker 2: bids with the boo boos and the labuboo accessories for
- 2:07:38Speaker 2: everybody who follows me on all the resale stuff. You
- 2:07:40Speaker 2: guys know, I want shopping for all the crazy stuff,
- 2:07:42Speaker 2: So tune in because it's gonna be going crazy, uh
- 2:07:46Speaker 2: this upcoming week.
- 2:07:48Speaker 1: With that being said, we'll see you guys.
- 2:07:50Speaker 2: Oh yeah, thank you Ray for running the boards, Morning
- 2:07:52Speaker 2: Shop Films and Morning Real Podcast.
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