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>> Skylar: Hello, weary traveler. I'm not sure what
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strange magic must have brought you here, but you have
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stepped into a realm of my creation.
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A sprawling city filled with danger and
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glory and most importantly, lots of
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gold. I call it Isan
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Numis. Who am I, you might ask?
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The name is Jariv, and I'm the patron
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deity of gambling. Long story
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short, this group of idiots, or as
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you may call them, heroes, made a bet with me that
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they had what it took to make a mass trove of gold,
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but left some.
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>> Skylar: Of the key details blank.
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>> Skylar: So I filled them in myself. I sent
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them to this pocket dimension into the city I
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had created with with brand new bodies.
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>> Skylar: They'd have to attune to.
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>> Skylar: Can these fools pass my test or.
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>> Skylar: Will they be trapped here forever?
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>> Skylar: So experience my world of trials and
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tribulations and join alongside this
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posse of pitiful people. Or as I like to
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call them, the Criminals of Isan
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Numis.
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>> Cameron: He.
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>> Skylar: And welcome back to another episode of Criminals of
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Isan Numis. I'm your host and the
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game master, Skyller.
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>> Quinn: Very sexy as well.
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>> Skylar: Thank you, Quinn for that compliment.
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This will be my voice. I will be. No, I'm totally kidding.
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Okay, it welcome m back to another episode. We are in
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episode nine, I believe. which is very
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exciting. Almost to the double digits of our brand new show that
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we've been doing. let's kick things off because there's a lot of
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information to go through because I believe everybody
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has leveled up and I believe everybody is now at level
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three. that was kind of how we ended things last time. You
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guys had a large amount of money after
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you won the all three of the top
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spots of the running of the
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Minotaurs. There was no cheating. There was no
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what techn.
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>> Quinn: Technically, there was none of the
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winners.
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>> Skylar: Che. Yeah. O. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's a fair
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point person.
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>> Cameron: There's one person who clearly cheated.
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>> Skylar: whatever the case, you guys got a large sum of money which you were
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able to use to level everybody up in the party up to level
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three, which is very exciting because that's when all those cool, interesting
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features from your subclasses start to kick in. Except
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for Quinn. you just got more spells. But that is
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a key part of being a wizard is more.
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More spells. You are a utility. You
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are a Swiss army knife.
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>> Cameron: And super squishy.
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>> Skylar: And super Squishy.
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>> Cameron: So like, yeah, like you get breathed.
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>> Skylar: On and then you pass out.
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>> Skylar: Yeah.
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>> Cameron: You know, he only has two less health than me.
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>> Skylar: That s fairly impressive.
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>> Cameron: He just Rolled that. He s. He just rolled the. He just
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rolled Max on his last hit. Dice rolled.
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>> Skylar: So, I mean, he's doing pretty good. So that's good.
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That's exciting. Awesome. With that in mind, let's
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go around the table. Let's, just who are you and who's your
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character? And any interesting additional
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things that came from leveling up. Cameron,
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let's start with you.
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>> Cameron: Oh, hi.
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>> Skylar: Hi.
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>> Cameron: I'm Cameron.
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>> Skylar: hey.
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>> Skylar: Cool. Who do you play?
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>> Cameron: I play Roick
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Ray.
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>> Skylar: Tell me more.
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>> Cameron: Oh, he leveled up.
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>> Skylar: Awesome.
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>> Cameron: Like, he is a. Well, as you all knew, he was a
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rogue. Well, in his new goblin body, he's a rogue.
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>> Skylar: That's right.
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>> Cameron: He was a barbarian. So he plays
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rogue like a barbarian.
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>> Skylar: Right. which is an interesting direction to.
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>> Cameron: Go there at level three. I do want to add that
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when Skylar first started this podcast,
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he asked all of us to pick a random,
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like, minion type race. That's why we
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all are, like, minion henchmen type races. And
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then he also asked us, which subclass would you like to be? And we all
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chose it. And so when he gave us our characters at, level one, they
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were labeled our class and subclass. But now that we're all
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level three, we're finally the subclass that we were destined
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to be from the start we had written on our character
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sheet.
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>> Skylar: Three locked in.
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>> Cameron: What if I had chosen a different sub?
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>> Skylar: See, that would have flipped the table.
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>> Cameron: So, anyways, long story short, I'm an arcane trickster
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now.
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>> Skylar: a little bit of magic with your rogue.
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>> Cameron: I'll save what spells and stuff I picked.
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>> Quinn: Okay.
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>> Cameron: I've been hinting, old
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Roick, or his goblin named Fizzle
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Fingers, where his spells are probably gonna link.
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>> Skylar: Sure.
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>> Cameron: So.
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>> Skylar: Well, that'll be fun to see. Yeah, yeah. If you don't feel the urge
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to announce yet, that's totally fine because
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it'll come up, and that'll be,
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>> Cameron: I feel like it'll be quite, obvious once I cast a couple.
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Anyways, on to fattyumpkins.
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>> Skylar: Yeah, Fatty Lumpkins already. Little bit about your
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character.
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: Fatty and I will be playing
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Kido. Kido was a
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druid who, in his new body, has been
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reincarnated as a fighter in that
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level three, he is
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a fighter who has taken the subclass of
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a Echo
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Knight.
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>> Skylar: Nice.
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: So that will bring some interesting
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flavor to his backstory and
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actions.
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>> Skylar: I am definitely excited to see the echoited in action
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because this will be the first time that I've ever played
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or DMed'in a situation with an echo knight. So
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I'm excited to see what the heck that even means.
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: I cannot be held liable for playing it wrong.
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>> Skylar: maybe not.
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>> Cameron: You will have so much fun. Because any way that you think you're
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playing it wrong is also probably right because it's very
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overpowered but somehow balanced.
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>> Skylar: Oh, interesting. Well, there you go.
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This party needs a fighter, that's for sure.
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Now, they might have a rogue and they might have a fighter, but they also
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have a ranger. And that ranger comes
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in the form of the player, Jackson. Jackson, tell us
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about your ranger.
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>> Cameron: I play Des. He was a
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fighter, is now a
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ranger. so from close combat to
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long distance. Well, actually, I think my fighting style
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was archery.
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>> Skylar: Anyway.
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>> Cameron: O I digress. he is now a, bird
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person who doesn't know how to speak, which
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becomes very difficult because it's very hard to find sound
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bites for everything that you want to say.
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>> Skylar: That's true.
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>> Cameron: Anyway, since I've reached third level, I have
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become the swarmkeeper, which is phenomenal
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because I can just cast a swarm of little stick
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dudes and come in the open
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doors here o it or pick something up that's
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not very heavy.
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>> Skylar: Oh, so swarm goes outside
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of just because I don't know why, but I immediately thought bees.
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>> Cameron: Yeah, so I thought bees at first. And then one of
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the, suggestions in the book is,
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twig lightights. Like pmin like little
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pigmin.
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>> Skylar: Gosh dang it, Jackson. I have to go fix the character
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art. Look what you've done. Yeah, I have
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bees put on there. Specifically bees.
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>> Cameron: Anyway, it's
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fantastic. Ah, because they take
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the embodiment of ma hand.
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>> Skylar: They everything may hand can do. Interesting.
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>> Cameron: And then they also take the embodiment, of
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what is the other can trp that I got. Ah,
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fairy fire.
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>> Skylar: Oh, okay.
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>> Cameron: So they will go. Instead of like this guy is s
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illuminated by green, purple or white light, this little
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stick guy stood on his head, emitted light.
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>> Skylar: Oh, I was really scared you werenna say that. Like, he just gets
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swarmed by a bunch of little stick dudes that just grab onto him and he's
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like, no.
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>> Cameron: They do the thing from like B movie. Re
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moving and syn going, thinking, be
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thinking twig thinking twig.
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>> Cameron: that'll be fun to yesliterate.
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so yeah, I don't a fun.
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>> Skylar: Well, I mean, I'd say the level up and the new features
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are definitely the fun fact. So I'm sure everybody's.
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>> Cameron: He's never kissed his mom on the lip.
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>> Cameron: That's good.
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>> Skylar: Well, yeah, that is good. I had to think about that double
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take real quick just to make sure. Terrifying.
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>> Cameron: That mom is mother has lips.
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>> Cameron: well, he doesn't know his kinku mother. He only knows
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hise. His trit thought.
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>> Skylar: For some reason, I thought you said her canker sore
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limip.
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>> Quinn: I was like, oh, God.
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>> Skylar: because who knows?
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>> Cameron: If he meets his ku Mother, maybe they'll pack beaks.
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>> Skylar: Who knows?
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>> Cameron: Those arm LS Is that not
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lip? That sounds terrifying. A bird with lips. I just want to
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add that is.
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>> Skylar: Awesome jumping over to another bird in the
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party. Quinn. Quinn tells a little about who
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you're playing, and it's something interesting. Something new.
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You got some new spells?
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>> Quinn: yeah. So feather McGregor, little sauce.
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>> Skylar: Little.
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>> Quinn: I got a few new spells. I think I got three new ones.
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Won't go necessarily. You enough. We'll wait until the time
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comes to use them, but fair enough. I, think we ended
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last time with, my. I guess I haven't formally
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resigned. But, since I've taken on a new
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look at life, I'm really not with the
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organization anymore. My former boss has, requested to
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meet with me. He sounded kind of upsetting, so upt. He
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spaghetti upt Spaghayi. So hopefully
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the boys go with me and we, can make some money off this guy
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somehow.
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>> Skylar: Interesting. I'm terrified. By any
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chance, do you remember what that organization was called?
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>> Skylar: Blank space.
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>> Skylar: Blank space. Thank you. I just needed a
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personallyresher.
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>> Cameron: What is this?
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>> Skylar: It makes it little be eas.
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>> Quinn: It has nothing to do with Taylor Topical. Has nothing to do
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withaylor sw.
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>> Skylar: It's not.
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>> Quinn: If Taylor Swift was on this. This, you know,
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show, though. I mean, shoot.
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>> Skylar: I mean, we wouldn't be not being on the show.
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>> Quinn: You have'if you're listening, we have'we'll. Do
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Open invitation. Open invitation.
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>> Skylar: IFR wants to do a D&D one shot,
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we will do a D&D one shot with Taylor Swift.
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>> Quinn: Or, I mean, you know, it's a good opportunity.
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>> Skylar: Yeah, absolutely. awesome. And then finally, our
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last bird. Dave.
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Dave, tell us a little bit about your character.
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>> Dave: Dave's playing Maki, a
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sorcerer bird who's missing his
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lips.
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Really makes it, hard to drink. You just kind of have to jam
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the whole bottle back there. It's really not helping with
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the. The drunken issue.
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>> Skylar: I was gonna say I was having that funy style anyway.
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>> Cameron: Bottle opener.
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>> Skylar: Oh, that's true.
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>> Dave: Oh, he is enjoying that part. But, yeah, there's a.
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There's also a darkness welling
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up in maki this episode.
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>> Skylar: It sts. Oh.
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>> Dave: And boy, does it make him thirsty.
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>> Skylar: Well, I am truly excited to see whatever
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that means. as we dive
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into episode nine of the
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criminals of Ila Numis.
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All right, where we left off last time. Like I said before,
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you guys had just finished the
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running of the minotaur, an annual event where,
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plenty of people, probably a good dozen or so people
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run in a race, in a closed
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off little, obstacle course, you could
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say, being chased by minotaurs the whole way
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there, Defying death, dodging
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obstacles. And, I said defying death
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already. But, yeah, basically trying not to die.
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Thankfully, nobody did this time. Although people got
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shot. People got stepped on and trampled by the
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minotaurs.
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>> Cameron: I'm pretty sure that civilian boy died.
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>> Skylar: That's true.
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>> Skylar: That child that had nothing to do with the
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race but wandered onto the track probably
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died. I forgot he got yeeted. That was a good story, though.
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I tell some of my coworkers.
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That's wonderful.
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>> Cameron: W you want to hear about this time? A child died in our D
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and D camp.
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>> Skylar: So I hear you guys are interested in playing D and D. Let me tell you about
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our experience. When comes D, it'll make you
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want to play for sure. but fantastic. That's how you guys got a lot
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of the money that throwing children.
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Sorry, that's one of the ways it
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didn'hurtr. It helped our
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ch the race. Winning the race in all three
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top spots. The race, no less, got you guys a large amount of money,
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which you were able to use to help you level up and to put you where you
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are today. one of the sort of cliffhangers you could say that we
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left you guys with last time was that, Feather McGregor
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had received a note from his
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boss over at the organization known as
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blank space, saying,
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basically, my office, ah, asap.
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And anyways, you guys have just finished the
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race. The closing ceremony is maybe ongoing in the
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background, but for the most part, I mean, your side of it is
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over. there's a band that's currently playing,
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that's kind of like a heavy metal kind of thing going
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on. it's actually lead or not lead,
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it's one of the dudes that actually you had shot
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with an arrow in order to kind of win their race.
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That is one of the members of said band. But obviously
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he is a bit focused,
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at the moment on other things, so he doesn't care about you guys
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anymore. he's focused on his music. what are
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you guys up to?
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>> Skylar: Where are you guys headed?
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>> Quinn: So what time of day is it right about now? Cause that
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was early in the morning, wasn't it?
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>> Skylar: Yeah.
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>> Skylar: So it'snna be hit right around about noon, maybe
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1:00. when this whole race and I.
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>> Quinn: Got the envelope, I just got the envelope through.
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>> Skylar: I, I believe a GR had approached you, and saw you, recognized
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you and said, hey, I was told to give this to you
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if I saw you.
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>> Quinn: All right? So I just wantna bring up attention to the group. Like,
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hey, explain the story to it my guests, you
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know. So I got this,
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letter. My old boss wants to see me. Basically, I
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was a member of secret organization here in town.
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you know, I'd go undercover and stop you bad
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guys doing bad things. Basically. my boss
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is kind of
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a very mean person. We'll just say that.
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>> Skylar: Interesting.
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>> Quinn: Can't really stand him. But I did a lot of good in the community. But now that I see
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this world as meaningless and means nothing,
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yeah, let's go figure out a way to get some money off this guy. Plus,
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I don't really like him. So if anybody's
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interested, I think we could, maybe see what he wants and then go from there on
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how to make some money. I mean, worse comes
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to worst, we just beat him up and steal from
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him. But maybe there's an opportunity to.
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>> Skylar: In his office.
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>> Cameron: Wow.
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>> Dave: I mean, in his own office.
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>> Quinn: Know I know the ins and outs of that place.
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It's about lunchtime and there's gonna be like,
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nobody there right now. I can get you
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guys some visitor passes. It is a very secret
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organization, though you can't say anything about it.
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>> Skylar: I personally will bring to
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attention, to you as something that you would know that,
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there's no such thing as visitor passes.
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>> Quinn: I know.
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>> Skylar: Blank space.
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>> Quinn: I'm very much aware of that. but I don't want them, these guys to know
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that.
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>> Cameron: So we're just gonna.
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>> Skylar: Fair enough.
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>> Quinn: We're gonna figure out how to get in.
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>> Dave: There's no such thing as lunchtime either.
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>> Quinn: No, they very much as lunchime. Trust me. They don't get
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a lot done.
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>> Skylar: No lunch break.
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>> Cameron: I also get my visitor pass every time I go to the
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Illuminati headquarters.
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>> Skylar: Yeah.
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>> Skylar: Yeah.
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>> Quinn: This is my friend. You don't mind that he's here,
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right?
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>> Skylar: boy. All right, perfect. So, yeah, Feather is just
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kind of giving you guys this detail. What do you guys think?
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>> Quinn: Also, this is why I had to kill my best friend. I don't know if
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I've thrown that out there or not before.
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>> Dave: Whoa. That's enough to make
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one drink.
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>> Skylar: Guess what?
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>> Quinn: This is how McGridd died.
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>> Skylar: Oh.
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>> Quinn: We're both undercover and a mission. And I don't know if
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I'd gone over this or not before, but both in the
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mission and to prove our loyalty, I had to
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kill McGriddle. And he whisper in my ear, tell
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my wife and kids that I love them. Do it. And
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I did it. Poor my
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grirdle.
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>> Cameron: And now you know that it meant nothing.
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>> Quinn: Yeah, I don't really feel bad about it now anymore.
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Still kind of sucked. He was cool. He did really
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good things with my sauce.
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>> Skylar: Gr. What?
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No further questions, your honor.
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>> Cameron: It never sold the same after.
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>> Skylar: He never sold the same.
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Oh, no'interesting.
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>> Cameron: Interesting.
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>> Skylar: What do the rest of you, think about the situation?
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Not that situation. Just the idea
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of apparetly
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finding money in feather McGregor's
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Currentash Ex.
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>> Quinn: Oh, bro.
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>> Skylar: I mean, you haven't turned in any kind of resignation?
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>> Quinn: No. So he has no idea, and you're just.
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>> Skylar: You're just mentally kind of, like, quitting the job?
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>> Quinn: Well, yeah, I don't want to, like, go in and quit. I want to see what he wants,
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because I want to see how I can profit from this.
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>> Skylar: Right?
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>> Quinn: There's gonna be a way to Prof. Maybe. Maybe there's a, group that we're
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gonna infiltrate, and then I can maybe
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somehow bring these guys in with me, because there's.
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I highly doubt that he hasn't noticed that I've been hanging out with a new
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group.
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>> Cameron: Right.
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>> Skylar: I mean, youally.
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>> Quinn: I wa want toa see this. Yeah. Suspicious, right? I
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was suspicious of him. Hanging out with him. So I want to see
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where this goes and how there's gonna be a way to profit, on. And
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if it comes down to very, very least,
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please beat him up and steal his stuff and sell. I mean, it's what comes
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down to interesting.
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>> Skylar: All right, wait.
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>> Dave: So he might think that you're
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undercover right now still, right?
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>> Quinn: potentially. But if I can vouch for you guys,
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you know, maybe he'll clutch you in. I don't know.
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We'll see where it goes. But I just want you guys there to back up, you know, in case
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something goes down, because I really don't have
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respect for this guy anymore. So
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I just want you guys there. You know, things go down, you know?
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>> Dave: Ye.
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>> Cameron: Sure.
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>> Dave: I'll be there for you, little sauce.
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>> Cameron: Let's let's go.
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>> Dave: Thin little hand on your back.
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>> Skylar: What about the rest of you guys?
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>> Cameron: Des nods in agreement,
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gesturing, obviously gesturing and
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pointing in the wrong direction, and he just starts walking.
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>> Quinn: no, no, this way, this way.
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>> Cameron: I'll turn around and follow.
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>> Quinn: I'll be honest with you guys. There's really actually no visitor. I just was
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afraid you wouldn't come, so. But now that you're
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agreeing with me, you know.
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>> Dave: Hey, u ah, birds of a feather.
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>> Quinn: What they say stick together?
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>> Dave: Oh, yeah.
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>> Quinn: Yeah.
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>> Skylar: All right, I'mnn. I'm gonna assume that
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all of you decide to follow along as.
18:23
As Lil sauce leads the way to, where
18:25
he usually goes to meet up with the chief
18:28
of blank space.
18:30
And as you guys arrive, obviously there's,
18:33
in feather. You definitely recognize this. There's a
18:36
dude that sits just kind of on a chair.
18:38
It sort of leaned back on its back two
18:41
legs, and just kind of leans against the building,
18:44
and he just sits there. He's wearing kind of a long, what
18:47
are those, ponchos? It's just a leather
18:50
poncho. Not leather.
18:52
>> Skylar: It'be a fabric whatever.
18:53
>> Skylar: It's just, like, a coarse fabric poncho.
18:56
And he's got a big, old wide brimmed hat that just kind of sits
18:59
over his head. Looks like he's just napping there. But you
19:02
know that he is actually
19:04
essentially the guard to the blng space. Make
19:07
sure that, you know, people who have no
19:10
idea what blank space is don't get in. And people that do know what
19:13
blank space, they have the proper identification
19:16
to get inside.
19:17
>> Quinn: Yeah. So, I'm gon toa tell the group, you know, hey,
19:20
just stay here. I'll come get you if I can
19:23
convince them to watch you in. and I say
19:26
loudly, hey, guys, I'm gonna go into this
19:29
building here and shop for some antiques real quick. If you want
19:32
to wait out here, you know, youuse
19:35
obviously the gu sees me with them.
19:36
>> Skylar: Yeah.
19:37
>> Quinn: You know, and whatever. So I tell a group, you know, give
19:40
me 30 minutes at most.
19:41
>> Dave: Mai's like, ooh. Oh. I mean,
19:44
antiques are boring.
19:46
>> Quinn: O, yes, antiques are very boring.
19:50
try not to, wander off. I look straight at you.
19:54
yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go up straight. Who?
19:56
>> Cameron: Straight at who? Yeah, you.
19:59
>> Quinn: Your name, I forget.
20:03
>> Skylar: Roark.
20:03
>> Quinn: Yes.
20:04
>> Cameron: Am I here?
20:05
>> Skylar: Yeah. Oh, yeah, you and, yeah,
20:08
you were.
20:08
>> Quinn: Running, but you were running n last time, weren't you?
20:11
>> Cameron: No, I ran off from the guards.
20:13
>> Quinn: Would you ever meet up?
20:14
>> Skylar: Oh, that's right.
20:15
>> Skylar: Yeah.
20:15
>> Skylar: You went like, off who knows where. Yeah, yeah.
20:18
>> Quinn: Thought might after the end, though.
20:21
>> Dave: I thought he did.
20:23
>> Cameron: I don't back up with you guys.
20:26
Sure.
20:26
>> Skylar: All right.
20:28
>> Cameron: Why do I just wandered back up to you guys? Well, you're just walking
20:31
to this place. I'm justing there.
20:34
>> Quinn: Are you close again? I remember the one time you were running
20:37
naked.
20:37
>> Cameron: That was, yeah.
20:39
>> Skylar: Cl.
20:39
>> Cameron: yeah.
20:39
>> Quinn: Okay.
20:40
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Ye.
20:40
>> Quinn: Good deal.
20:42
>> Cameron: Do we have to.
20:43
>> Dave: We have to level up in game.
20:47
Give the money.
20:48
>> Quinn: Oh, yeah.
20:50
>> Skylar: Just have a conversation.
20:51
>> Quinn: Oh, yeah, yeah. If you guys. That's not a bad idea.
20:54
>> Cameron: Do we have that rock?
20:55
>> Skylar: O, yeah.
20:56
>> Skylar: You have the rock?
20:57
>> Cameron: Weau it.
20:58
>> Skylar: No, you gu literally Feather
21:01
McGregor went back and got it.
21:03
>> Quinn: Yeah. And then I thought someone might have done it, but I'm pretty sure I
21:06
have the rock.
21:06
>> Skylar: Yeah, I think you do.
21:07
>> Cameron: Who's got the stones?
21:09
>> Quinn: Pretty sure I've got the rockuse. I wouldn't have blood it.
21:11
>> Cameron: right.
21:11
>> Dave: Everybody check their pockets. We gotta see if we got this
21:13
rock.
21:15
>> Cameron: Just pull it. Che your poct your
21:18
weapons.
21:19
>> Dave: Before we go in here, it might be a good idea to
21:22
level up our powers.
21:25
>> Skylar: All right.
21:26
>> Quinn: Yeah. I got the rock here, guys. You. I don't know what to do with this.
21:28
You guys. You guys do this?
21:32
>> Skylar: Z would t say t take it.
21:33
>> Dave: All right, I got my knife. It was blood. Are we using.
21:36
>> Cameron: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:38
>> Quinn: We didn't do that last time.
21:40
>> Skylar: Oh.
21:40
>> Cameron: Roa holdds his hand out.
21:42
>> Quinn: No, stop I it Iap it.
21:44
>> Cameron: I stopp.
21:45
>> Quinn: That's not what you guys did last time.
21:46
>> Cameron: Wait, what?
21:47
>> Dave: Oh, I'm sorry. I came from a cult.
21:51
>> Quinn: You're good. didn't you guys just talk to it last time? Or, like, rub it
21:54
or throw it?
21:55
>> Cameron: Des gives it a gentle kiss.
21:58
>> Quinn: Whoa.
21:59
>> Skylar: That felt real nice there, buddy.
22:02
Like, what can I do for you?
22:04
>> Cameron: My coin at it.
22:05
>> Cameron: You just.
22:07
>> Skylar: And it just. It just like, sucks the
22:10
coin into the stone and it disappears.
22:13
No, I'm kidding. I don't eat gold.
22:16
>> Quinn: So we're at one goal, one gold.
22:19
>> Cameron: Officially.
22:20
Yes's.
22:23
>> Skylar: What can I do for you boys?
22:26
>> Skylar: You hear just this. Obviously this voice is just speaking in
22:29
all of your heads.
22:30
>> Fatty Lumpkins: We would like to formally level up.
22:32
>> Skylar: oh, you got the. You got the dough?
22:35
>> Fatty Lumpkins: No, with gold.
22:36
>> Cameron: Gold.
22:36
>> Cameron: Oh, all right.
22:39
>> Quinn: Wait.
22:39
>> Dave: Which is the money you want? I got sauce,
22:42
blood, dou or gold. Which one do you
22:45
want?
22:45
>> Skylar: I want gold.
22:47
>> Skylar: Gold, gold.
22:47
>> Cameron: Gold.
22:48
>> Skylar: Please and thank you.
22:50
>> Cameron: We have plenty. Of what?
22:52
>> Skylar: Well, you only have plenty of blood. Until you
22:55
don't.
22:55
>> Dave: Well, I Mean, we are. We are a
22:58
bit shorter than we used to be, so. Well, at least some of
23:01
us. So we have less blood than we had
23:04
before.
23:06
>> Skylar: All right, well, whatever the case, if you don't mind, just
23:09
put the. Put the gold into the stone,
23:12
and we can. Oh, hey, also,
23:15
by the way, while you guys are at it, did you have a. Did you
23:18
have a daily question for Jar
23:20
Jim?
23:21
>> Quinn: First of all, I'd like to say, we haven't used our question.
23:24
>> Skylar: That's what I do. That's why I'ASKED.
23:26
>> Quinn: So we should get more. We should get, like, two.
23:29
>> Skylar: It's only been two days. You used the one yesterday.
23:31
>> Quinn: I think we should get.
23:33
>> Cameron: I can do that.
23:34
>> Quinn: Question.
23:35
>> Skylar: Yes.
23:35
>> Quinn: No, no, no, no, no.
23:37
>> Skylar: They don't like their questions.
23:40
>> Skylar: No.
23:41
>> Quinn: no.
23:42
>> Skylar: How unfortunate.
23:43
>> Cameron: It's a.
23:44
>> Skylar: No.
23:44
>> Cameron: It's a good, no.
23:46
>> Skylar: I tell you what. Put. Put the gold in the stone,
23:48
and then you guys can discuss amongst yourselves, and then
23:51
just call me back.
23:53
>> Cameron: I have, 16 gold. My name.
23:56
>> Cameron: I'll put the gold into the stone.
23:58
>> Quinn: I put the golden stone.
23:59
>> Skylar: I've already counted for yourself. Yep. Okay.
24:01
>> Cameron: And then I pay for everybody else.
24:02
>> Skylar: All right, Sounds good. Okay. The goal is that.
24:05
>> Skylar: Oh, boy, oh, boy, look at all this gold.
24:08
>> Skylar: And you just hear, like, the sound of coins jingling, as if
24:11
they're being dumped out of a bag.
24:13
>> Skylar: And he's like, oh, really? Filling up my stockpile
24:16
here. Oh, boy.
24:18
>> Quinn: What. What should we ask him when we get back
24:21
to.
24:21
>> Cameron: This is not. My question is out of character. When we get
24:24
back to our world, can we just rob him of
24:27
all the gold that we have accumulated? Is that actual
24:30
currency in the, other world, or is he just fake currency?
24:33
>> Skylar: That's a good question.
24:34
>> Quinn: Fake.
24:35
>> Skylar: That could be a question you could have asked him.
24:37
>> Dave: I don't know if we want to ask this
24:39
interdimensional being to turn out
24:42
his pockets, Considering he has pocket
24:45
dimensions, you never know. What.
24:46
>> Quinn: Can we just ask himy?
24:47
>> Skylar: Can we rob you?
24:50
>> Cameron: He can hear us. Theoretically, I can'hear.
24:53
Out of characterk.
24:56
>> Quinn: I, don't think we would.
24:58
>> Cameron: Can I ask you a rul question?
25:01
>> Skylar: You're gonna just go, right?
25:03
>> Cameron: No, no. This isn't our question.
25:06
This isn't, like our daily question. This is like a question
25:09
to your
25:10
rules'I.
25:14
>> Skylar: Suppose it is fair that I tell you the rules
25:17
to the game and leave the rule or
25:20
the world to be part of your daily question,
25:23
so. Okay, fine.
25:24
>> Skylar: If it's actually one of the rules.
25:26
>> Skylar: I will answer it freely.
25:28
>> Cameron: Well, it is just like I think you. What
25:31
if we ask you a question, will you answer it
25:33
truthfully?
25:34
>> Skylar: Yes, of course. To the. Well, I'd say the best of my ability, but this
25:37
is my world. I have a pretty good idea of.
25:40
>> Skylar: Everything that's going on for the most part.
25:42
>> Skylar: This, you know, I feel
25:45
like I don't. Pretty much everything that's going on here. But I
25:48
suppose it could be secret. I mean, these people are free to
25:51
do as they please, you know, this.
25:53
>> Skylar: Is just a world.
25:54
>> Skylar: This is a whole world that exists.
25:56
>> Cameron: These are real world. Do you
25:59
control?
25:59
>> Skylar: Oh, I mean, I pretty much just let it go.
26:02
>> Quinn: Oh.
26:02
>> Cameron: yeah.
26:03
>> Skylar: After I created it and I won the bet with the other God that
26:06
said I couldn't do it. And then I was like, screw it.
26:08
>> Skylar: This place is just.
26:10
>> Skylar: You guys have at it.
26:11
>> Cameron: So do you know, like, what happens, like, the day after tomorrow
26:14
and stuff?
26:15
>> Skylar: No, I don't know. The future.
26:17
>> Cameron: Just the now.
26:18
>> Skylar: Sure. In the past. I mean, as much as I've
26:21
taken any amount of time to
26:24
observe.
26:25
>> Cameron: Well, my question, which, to be.
26:26
>> Skylar: Fair, has not been much lately.
26:30
>> Quinn: What would be the best way to get some money and what's the best
26:33
event? What should we do to get money?
26:35
>> Skylar: Is this your actual question?
26:36
>> Quinn: Yes.
26:37
>> Skylar: What is the best.
26:38
>> Quinn: What's going on now?
26:40
>> Skylar: O.
26:41
>> Cameron: Right. We should do yesir.
26:43
>> Skylar: No, what should you do? That is a
26:46
ridiculously broad question, my friend.
26:48
>> Quinn: You would know what was going on.
26:49
>> Skylar: You would.
26:50
>> Cameron: Don't need money now.
26:52
>> Quinn: What's the one suggestion? What should we. What should we.
26:54
>> Skylar: I would give you a suggestion. I can't promise it's the best
26:57
direction.
26:57
>> Dave: What if we ask if the mayor is cheating on his
27:00
wife?
27:01
>> Cameron: That's a good one. No, that's a good one, Black
27:03
ma. Every day
27:06
we just ask if important politicians are
27:09
cheating on his or her.
27:10
>> Dave: Yeah, we gotta get some dirt. We gotta get some
27:13
dirt on some people.
27:15
>> Skylar: I. I have an idea.
27:17
>> Skylar: I can give you.
27:18
>> Skylar: I can give you three possibilities,
27:21
but you gotta earn them. I want you to.
27:24
I want you to really beg me for.
27:26
>> Quinn: All right. I start taking off my car.
27:27
>> Skylar: Where you get off? Are you actually.
27:30
>> Quinn: U.
27:31
>> Skylar: Ro.
27:32
>> Skylar: Roly.
27:32
>> Skylar: I'll either do like a performance. Yeah, do like a performance.
27:35
Check.
27:39
>> Dave: Bird belly dancing.
27:41
>> Quinn: 18 plus 119.
27:43
>> Skylar: All right, fair deal. That s some. That's some
27:46
fine begging you're doing right there. O.
27:49
How embarrassing.
27:51
>> Skylar: Oh, what a loser.
27:52
>> Skylar: rolling around nan on the ground.
27:54
>> Cameron: He's just doing this in front of his old job.
27:56
>> Skylar: yeah, that's true. The dude leane up against the
27:59
chair. You just see him, like, lift to the broim of his hat.
28:02
>> Quinn: On I give him my wink,
28:04
he.
28:05
>> Skylar: Puts his hat back down'all.
28:07
>> Skylar: Right. Okay, I'll give you three. I'll give you three
28:10
possibilities. All right?
28:11
>> Skylar: All right.
28:12
>> Skylar: You go. First of all,
28:15
theres the Thieves Guild. You know of it?
28:18
Yeah, but where it is, that you'll have to
28:21
find out. But they've got all kinds of crazy
28:24
stuff going on in the Thieves Guild. Robbing
28:26
houses, stealing from museums. Theres a lot of
28:29
planning going on right now as far as the thieves gild is
28:32
concerned. Lots of possibilities there for sure.
28:35
But youll have to earn your way in. They wont just
28:38
let you jump into the next big job. Youll have to prove
28:40
yourself. So you have to start from the ground
28:43
up, as they say. Let's see,
28:46
what else is thatmm.
28:50
>> Cameron: There.
28:50
>> Skylar: Might be a little bit of money to be made within,
28:53
gang activity if you want to join one of the gangs.
28:56
But, trust me when I say that they get pretty weird.
28:59
Like I said, I kind of let people do what they wanted. And, you'd be
29:02
amazed at the weird stuff that kind of came out of that.
29:05
Like I said, I've only taken a couple of glances and
29:08
observations. But, the stuff I've seen, maybe
29:11
not want to look again, that's for sure. But
29:13
where there's a cult or a gang or whatever
29:16
the case, a powerful family, there is also
29:19
money. And then third, and finally, let's
29:22
see, there's a variety of sporting events, one of which you've
29:25
already participated in with the Running of the Bowls.
29:28
But, there are others in this city, some of which I'm sure that you
29:31
know about. Feather McGregor.
29:34
Let's see. Blood Ball. Heard, about
29:36
that. there's the Wagon. the Battle
29:39
Wagons. Those are exciting. I tuned in
29:42
pretty often to watch the Battle Wagons. I'll be honest with you. The Blood
29:45
Ball E the Battle Waagns. That's pretty cool. But
29:48
you'll have to get yourself a Battle Wagon, of course.
29:51
>> Cameron: Blood Ball.
29:52
>> Skylar: Yeah.
29:52
>> Skylar: If you want to join that, you'll have to find yourselves a sponsor
29:55
or have quite a bit of cash for startup.
29:58
Because it costs a lot to make a team and join the league.
30:01
let's see. There's the Coliseum. I'm giving away
30:04
way too much by being honest with you. This is quite a
30:07
bit what'you? Should be glad that you know how to
30:09
grovele with the best.
30:10
>> Dave: Keep dancing.
30:11
>> Cameron: Keep dancing.
30:14
>> Skylar: All right, all right, all right. I think that's enough
30:17
information for today. But if you've got more questions,
30:20
of course, tomorrow you can ask a another.
30:25
>> Skylar: Bye.
30:25
>> Cameron: Bye.
30:26
>> Dave: Bye.
30:27
>> Quinn: Bye.
30:29
>> Skylar: All right. And that's what you're left with.
30:31
>> Dave: Anybody else feel any different?
30:33
>> Skylar: Yeah, it was kind of cold before.
30:37
>> Dave: Kind of. Kind of have a tummy ache.
30:40
That's a little different.
30:41
>> Skylar: Okay, so again, you areing outside of
30:44
the blank space, building.
30:46
>> Quinn: Well, let's, we got that information, but how
30:49
about I go antique shoping? You know,
30:52
winking, like real.
30:55
And, I'll catch you guys here in a few minutes if you guys want to
30:58
look around, try and look into some. Maybe the blood
31:01
ball or the wagon races. And,
31:04
we'll meet back up in a few minutes.
31:06
>> Dave: sure. I thought you wanted us here for backup.
31:08
>> Quinn: Well, yeah, don't go too far. Don't go too far.
31:10
>> Cameron: Yeah, sit.
31:11
>> Quinn: But I feel like I just sit on the
31:14
ground. That works too. 30 minutes. If you
31:17
don't see here for me in 30 minutes, come
31:20
after me.
31:21
>> Dave: What sort of region of town are we in?
31:23
>> Skylar: yeah, so you guys are still in Medium Bill. You have not left medium bill since you
31:26
got here. Although, during the minotaur
31:29
races, you did kind of skirt along the.
31:32
Ah, I believe it was the Asgardia
31:35
district. That's Asgardia spelled with two
31:38
s'of course. But yeah,
31:40
that's. You guys have not left the medium they
31:43
or, district Ye. Which is kind of like the poor,
31:46
but also kind of central district, I guess you could
31:49
say.
31:49
>> Quinn: I start, I head in and go up to the guy.
31:51
>> Cameron: Okay.
31:51
>> Skylar: When he leaves, well, you don't go in. Yeah, he's sitting right outside. But yeah,
31:54
you walk up to the.
31:55
>> Quinn: Guy.
32:08
>> Skylar: And, he list his cap.
32:09
>> Skylar: And he says, well, well, hey there, partner.
32:12
What. What's the password?
32:15
>> Quinn: Butterscotch.
32:17
>> Skylar: It's good to see you there, Feather McGregor. How you
32:20
doing?
32:22
>> Quinn: Doing well, buddy. Doing well.
32:23
>> Skylar: All right.
32:24
>> Quinn: Boss wants to see me.
32:25
>> Skylar: Oh, the boss wants to see you. That's right, he
32:28
does. why don't you go on in there? Cause he wants to talk to you
32:31
right quick. I appreciate.
32:33
Absolutely. Have a good day. Hey, say, who are your friends
32:36
over there?
32:37
>> Cameron: This is just saying that backr'say on.
32:40
>> Quinn: That come him I'm undercover.
32:44
They think I'm antique shopping, but they all hate
32:47
antiques.
32:48
>> Skylar: O that's unfortunate. I really
32:51
like antique. But anyway, you go on in and I.
32:54
I'll keep an ey.
32:55
>> Cameron: Also, when you turn around to see your friends, you just see, ro
32:58
just wandering off.
33:00
>> Quinn: Hey, hey. If you can keep. Keep
33:03
that one. I point to Ro. Keep him with the group.
33:06
>> Skylar: I'm not here to shepherd him.
33:07
>> Skylar: I'm just here to keep them from.
33:08
>> Skylar: Getting inside, my friend.
33:11
>> Skylar: Sorry.
33:11
>> Quinn: as a favor, just keep an eye on him, please.
33:13
>> Skylar: Well, yeah, I said I would.
33:15
>> Quinn: All right. That's all I'm ask.
33:16
>> Skylar: Oh, it sounds like you were gonna ask me more.
33:19
>> Quinn: Just keep an eye on. Keep an eye on.
33:20
>> Skylar: All right. Sounds good.
33:22
>> Skylar: All right. And then he just, you know, he leans back in his chair and he
33:25
pulls, the front of his hat down a little
33:28
bit low, so that kind of hides his face a little bit. Then you, step
33:31
inside. And as you step inside, it is,
33:33
suddenly the bustling, blank
33:36
space main lobby. there's other
33:39
agents, other officers walking by,
33:42
some of them holding paperwork, Some of them are holding
33:45
leather suitcases and satchels, with
33:48
paperwork, I suppose. some of them, one of them
33:51
is even, or a couple of them are hauling in a
33:53
perpetrator of some kind. whatever the
33:56
case, you'I'm assumingeling it.
33:59
Beelining it for the chief's
34:01
office.
34:02
>> Quinn: Yeah.
34:03
>> Skylar: All right, so you head to the chief's office. you can see him
34:06
through the doorway. He seems to have, like, some sort of
34:08
little, stone in his hand. And he's like,
34:11
shouting at it or whatever. And then he just slams it down on his desk. And
34:14
he says, come in.
34:18
>> Quinn: Open the door and close it behind me and go take
34:21
a seat.
34:22
>> Skylar: He's got his back to you at this point. He's just like, staring. There's like
34:25
a court word on the wall behind him, and he's just staring at it. He's got his
34:28
arms behind his back kind of crossed. He's like.
34:35
>> Cameron: Hen
34:38
I really like.
34:42
>> Skylar: You.
34:43
>> Cameron: Know, man, he was
34:45
good you.
34:47
>> Skylar: And he turns around, he starts to walk towards end, and he
34:50
just puts both hands on his desk.
34:53
And you can see that his hair is kind of all musked up. He looks,
34:56
pretty stressed. He's kind of moist,
34:59
from sweat and who knows,
35:02
maybe even tears. His eyes look a little red. Maybe it's just lack of
35:04
sleep, he says.
35:06
>> Cameron: And because you and
35:08
Griddle was such good friends, that's the only
35:11
reason why I like you
35:15
at all. But damnit
35:18
if you aren't testament. Now, I
35:21
said that you didn't have to
35:24
focus on those
35:26
grndos that were new in town
35:30
because the king is dead and I needed you to
35:33
investigate that. And what do I. I hear
35:35
that you are, running all over town with these These
35:38
new people. You're entering
35:41
the minotaur race, running
35:44
around with minotaurs. I heard you even shot
35:47
a man with a bow and arrow during the
35:50
race.
35:51
>> Quinn: No, that was a friend of mine. That wasn't me.
35:53
>> Skylar: You shot a friend of yours?
35:55
>> Quinn: No, no, a friend of mine. First time, friend of mine.
36:00
I look up to him, rage in my eyes.
36:04
What'd you say?
36:05
>> Cameron: All, right.
36:06
>> Cameron: I, went too far.
36:07
>> Quinn: Not push him. I push him.
36:08
>> Cameron: I p. I said
36:11
I went too far, and I'm sorry. We don't need to go
36:14
there, all right? But I'm glad you came to my
36:16
office, and we can move on m from
36:19
there. What are you working on right now?
36:22
>> Quinn: These guys are good people. I was investiged. I
36:25
was. I was worried about him.
36:28
Okay, we're on our own mission.
36:31
>> Skylar: Hang on.
36:32
>> Quinn: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
36:34
>> Skylar: What?
36:35
>> Quinn: We're on our own mission now.
36:38
It doesn't.
36:39
>> Skylar: You.
36:39
>> Cameron: You all are on your own
36:42
mission. What does that
36:44
mean?
36:45
>> Quinn: It means I quit, and I
36:48
just. I don't know. I just walk out
36:51
the door.
36:51
>> Skylar: He.
36:55
>> Cameron: Can'T say gun in your light crossbow.
37:00
>> Quinn: I don't have the crossbow on me.
37:02
>> Skylar: Oh, yeah, that's right. You told us you didn't want. Yeah, I
37:04
sold.
37:06
>> Quinn: No, I totally have it on me. I just don't want. Give up.
37:08
>> Skylar: Oh, Roll deception check, then.
37:10
>> Cameron: Can't wait for it to be one because he's holding it. It's
37:13
just. Don't know.
37:16
>> Skylar: Don't have it doing it. I don't know what you're
37:19
talking.
37:20
>> Cameron: I'm waving it around like scratching his.
37:23
>> Quinn: Ear with wonder where it could be.
37:27
U. eight.
37:29
>> Cameron: He says, I see it in your.
37:31
>> Cameron: Pocket on my desk. Your badge,
37:34
your light crossbow.
37:35
>> Cameron: What if you just ran?
37:37
>> Quinn: What if I shot him?
37:41
>> Cameron: Hey, it's your call.
37:42
>> Quinn: Yours.
37:43
>> Dave: Well, it's not like these are the police.
37:45
>> Cameron: Has it been 30 minutes?
37:48
>> Cameron: No, they clearly have been, like, five.
37:51
>> Cameron: Des has spent his whole life underwater, and.
37:53
>> Skylar: No.
37:56
>> Quinn: Are you doing. Are putting.
37:57
>> Skylar: Are you putting the light crossbow in the badge on the desk?
38:00
>> Quinn: Oh, that's a tough decision. I
38:02
really want to shoot him. I really think he might
38:05
be more powerful than me.
38:08
>> Skylar: He is the chief.
38:10
>> Cameron: This real quick.
38:10
>> Quinn: I think I'm gon have to getid of.
38:13
>> Skylar: I, would say that I think,
38:16
for what it's worth, I think Feather McGregor has
38:19
seen the chief in some level of action during
38:22
training or something like that. And again, he is the chief
38:24
for a reason. With.
38:27
With that information and what you do with it fe.
38:31
>> Quinn: I Am one of the best stages.
38:32
>> Skylar: What if I were like. What if I were like, the
38:35
crossbow.
38:36
>> Quinn: Atem and it accidentally discharges?
38:39
>> Skylar: I would.
38:40
>> Quinn: How could I make that happen?
38:41
>> Skylar: I will roll a
38:43
D100, and in a one
38:45
in five chance, it happens.
38:48
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Also, couldn't you just roll a D20?
38:50
>> Skylar: Oh, yeah,
38:52
D20.
38:55
>> Cameron: You can roll any dice as long.
38:56
>> Fatty Lumpkins: As it's, got 10 on.
38:57
>> Skylar: Yeah.
38:58
>> Quinn: All right, so I throw my badge in the
39:00
crossbow.
39:02
>> Cameron: That's a D20. That's just a crit one, isn't it?
39:05
>> Skylar: Crit fail
39:06
it'I.
39:09
>> Quinn: Throw my br. I throw. I take him.
39:11
>> Skylar: I throw it at him. Both of them?
39:13
>> Quinn: Yeah.
39:13
>> Cameron: How's it gonna dis.
39:15
>> Skylar: That is a five. That is not a one.
39:18
So it just hits the ground. and
39:21
it just shoots into the wall. And he's like,
39:23
dam. Oh, my wall.
39:25
>> Cameron: I gotta get. Get out of my office.
39:28
>> Quinn: I want to walk up to him, I push him
39:31
again, say, if you ever
39:33
disrespect megriddle again, it'll be more than
39:36
the shove and that arrow will be more going into more than just that
39:39
wall.
39:40
>> Skylar: All, and as you're walking out the door, just before you can slam
39:43
it, he says, mcgriddle's
39:46
dad called.
39:47
>> Quinn: Dad calls. Okay.
39:51
>> Skylar: Did you stop?
39:52
>> Quinn: Yeah.
39:53
>> Skylar: Wait, I mean, you turn around? Yeah.
39:56
>> Quinn: What do you say?
39:57
>> Cameron: Said he wants to see you.
39:59
>> Quinn: All right. Just leave. Go outside.
40:02
All right, well, boys,
40:06
good news is I got someone. I got
40:09
a new target that we can maybe, you know,
40:12
your best friend. No, no, no,
40:14
no, no, no,
40:17
no, no, no, no, no.
40:20
Got. I got a new idea for a house we can
40:23
rob Best.
40:24
>> Skylar: I wasnna say house
40:28
is.
40:28
>> Quinn: No, no, like the captain wife,
40:31
and obviously.
40:34
>> Skylar: So.
40:34
>> Quinn: So good news is I think we could rob the
40:37
captain. Bad news is I'm no
40:40
longer part of, the secret organization. but
40:43
that's also, I think, for the good. but since
40:46
I have no ties to it, I would really like to
40:50
make, it hurt for. What is
40:53
the captain's name? Do we ever say what his name was?
40:55
>> Skylar: no. Everybody just refers to him as Captain.
40:57
>> Quinn: Really, like to make it hurt for. But that doesn't have to be now.
41:00
>> Skylar: Like, he has it on his door or. Chief.
41:03
Yeah, you're right. Sorry.
41:04
>> Cameron: Chief Captains.
41:05
>> Skylar: Chief Captain on his door.
41:08
And he has it on that little thing on his desk. but
41:11
nobody remembers it, like, because it's just. It's just
41:14
Chief. It's just easier just to say chief. It just. Whatever it is,
41:16
it just floats right out of their head.
41:18
>> Quinn: I know he's got a lot of antique, weaponry.
41:21
Why does he keep going back to antiques? Well, I don't know.
41:26
>> Skylar: You like it.
41:27
>> Dave: So does the Chief. And he's got a big collection.
41:29
>> Quinn: He's got a bigction. We don't have to do it now.
41:32
I think down the line, I'd really like to make it hurt up
41:35
to you guys what we do from here.
41:37
>> Dave: We played our cards right. We could, maybe
41:39
leverage that into impressing the Thieves Guild
41:42
somehow.
41:43
>> Cameron: That not an agreement.
41:45
>> Dave: I don't know if they'renna want all this horse
41:48
semen we got now.
41:51
>> Skylar: I'm so excited to see who you managed to find to
41:54
unload all that horse semen onto.
41:56
>> Cameron: I think if we just found the right fence. They
41:59
buy the promos.
42:00
>> Skylar: It's entirely possible.
42:03
Well, that could be your next question.
42:07
>> Cameron: Who will buy this hors?
42:10
>> Skylar: We can't say.
42:12
>> Cameron: That's why we'beenn money. This. Do
42:15
it again. Do it again.
42:17
>> Cameron: All right.
42:18
>> Skylar: All right.
42:19
>> Cameron: Who will buy this horse semen?
42:25
>> Skylar: I beg you, Lord.
42:26
>> Cameron: Where does this go?
42:27
>> Skylar: Upont who?
42:29
>> Quinn: I have an idea of who might. I have an idea of who
42:32
might buy our, horse, sploe splouge.
42:34
>> Cameron: But if I mention a gas station down the road, it'd be fine.
42:40
>> Quinn: So we. We can prepare for any of those events that.
42:44
>> Cameron: I just got it.
42:45
>> Skylar: No, I just realized them,
42:48
but it'll come up.
42:50
>> Cameron: Oh, we can.
42:51
>> Dave: You can't say that.
43:08
>> Cameron: Now.
43:08
>> Cameron: I have to keep the whole day.
43:11
>> Skylar: I'm to, like, literally bleep it out.
43:15
>> Cameron: So we can have that build up to that.
43:25
>> Quinn: All right.
43:26
>> Skylar: Where you. Okay, so you guys are all just standing outside?
43:28
>> Quinn: I think I'he. I think I know
43:31
who we will ll buy our horse
43:35
splouge. There's a
43:38
group here in town. I'm very familiar with them,
43:41
with my time in blank space,
43:44
called Prodigals.
43:48
It's a gang of
43:50
societal misfits. And they live
43:53
here in the Mednville district. They're led by
43:56
Father Pedro Truvia.
43:59
they're based out of the Heart, the Hearth of Unity
44:02
Church. basically, they get away with a
44:05
lot. The guards don't really do it as long as they stay in this district. the guards
44:08
really don't do much. They don't say much. they
44:11
tend to get away with a lot of theft. Illicit substance
44:14
distribution. as long as they don't go out of the
44:17
town. The Mednville district here, people don't
44:20
really care what they do.
44:23
I've got a I've never been a
44:26
member, but I've definitely been.
44:28
I've infiltrated it multiple times. And, I've got an
44:31
inside guy. High priest
44:34
Armando. Yeah,
44:37
he's a good guy.
44:39
>> Dave: Armando.
44:40
>> Quinn: Yeah, High priest Armando.
44:42
So he might be, maybe someone that we
44:45
can go talk to, in regards to this, horse
44:50
stuff.
44:51
>> Cameron: Insert Rory from stage left.
44:54
>> Skylar: Yeah, I wasn say we cut to Roick. Where?
44:57
>> Cameron: Oh, Roick's walking back. He's news paper.
45:00
>> Skylar: Oh.
45:00
>> Cameron: In other news, I've gota
45:03
signed up
45:06
four. It's a surprise.
45:10
>> Cameron: Des claps, jumps for joy. Really
45:13
excited about it.
45:14
>> Skylar: This is a real positive guy.
45:16
>> Cameron: Thanks, Des. I knew I could
45:18
tr.
45:19
>> Skylar: This is a real team player.
45:21
>> Dave: Great initiative, Ror.
45:22
>> Cameron: Yeah. All right, follow me, guys. It
45:25
starts in, like, five minutes.
45:27
>> Skylar: Where'at?
45:28
>> Cameron: right around the corner.
45:30
>> Dave: Wonder if it's an open mic night.
45:31
>> Cameron: O even better.
45:34
Car. Come on, follow me.
45:36
>> Skylar: I sa white space, and I'm go going.
45:38
>> Cameron: Just start walking down the road.
45:43
>> Dave: I don't follow you.
45:44
>> Quinn: I guess I'm following.
45:45
>> Cameron: Yeah. And, we're gonna just keep walking.
45:48
>> Skylar: It's not that far away.
45:49
>> Cameron: And then ro'gonna stop in front of a building, put his
45:52
arms up to showcase it. He goes, guys,
45:55
it's time for art class. And he starts
45:57
walking in the door.
46:01
>> Cameron: It's just airing.
46:04
>> Skylar: Is it really is?
46:05
>> Cameron: This is an open AR studio.
46:08
>> Quinn: Wait, did you pay for this?
46:11
>> Cameron: The sign says free,
46:14
but I also can't read, so I hope it
46:17
s said free and it work'still.
46:18
>> Quinn: Walking in.
46:21
>> Skylar: There is, in fact, a sign on the door that says
46:24
free lessons.
46:25
>> Cameron: O thank goodness.
46:27
>> Quinn: This is a big waste of time.
46:29
>> Dave: Free lessons for those 15 in
46:32
you.
46:34
>> Skylar: If you would like to check for fine print, please roll an
46:37
insidec. Or I guess, perception.
46:39
>> Quinn: I don't know. I'mnna look at
46:42
the. I'm gonna try and read.
46:45
>> Dave: May was walking in when he saw.
46:47
>> Cameron: Free heard free said. All right.
46:50
>> Cameron: what is 15?
46:51
>> Skylar: Oh, yeah, there's some fine print.
46:55
The fine print, which does reads. It
46:58
says, free lessons. And then underneath, in a little,
47:01
like, asterisk, it says, must purchase
47:03
final product unpurchased. Final product will be sold in
47:06
the store.
47:08
>> Cameron: O, that sound so bad.
47:10
>> Skylar: You can make it, but you have to buy it
47:13
out free later. Yes, exactly.
47:16
>> Quinn: How does this make us money?
47:17
>> Cameron: Are you talking to Roke?
47:18
>> Cameron: He's inside.
47:19
>> Quinn: I'm just talking to anybody that's listening.
47:21
>> Cameron: Mark.
47:21
>> Dave: He's inside.
47:23
>> Skylar: Here're outside.
47:24
>> Cameron: Te puts his hand on your shoulder and just
47:27
shrugs and walks inside.
47:30
>> Skylar: What is what is keos inside?
47:32
>> Quinn: I'm m. I'm gonna walk inside, be like,
47:34
this is a big waste to talk.
47:38
>> Skylar: No, inside is a man.
47:40
>> Quinn: I to him. Stop. I just put my hand. Paul. I'm sorry. My wing
47:42
up. Stop.
47:43
>> Cameron: Now we have hands.
47:45
>> Quinn: Okay, I'm gonna put my hand up. Stop. O.
47:48
I'm gonna go. I got business to take care of.
47:51
M meeting two hours at the Burger Beast.
47:54
That's a local restaurant. Some of the staff are members of
47:57
the Misfit Munchers Blood Ball team. Maybe we
48:00
can kind of figure out how to get involved with Blood Ball.
48:02
>> Cameron: Sous a cool team, man.
48:04
>> Quinn: How long does these lessons take?
48:06
>> Skylar: The lessons are as long as it takes
48:09
you to create beauty. All, right.
48:12
>> Quinn: You guys got two hours. I'll meet you.
48:14
>> Cameron: I mean, I'm prob only be bored after an are able
48:17
to create.
48:18
>> Quinn: You're gonna be bored after 10 minutes.
48:20
>> Cameron: No, especially have you ever thrown paint?
48:24
>> Skylar: And he just gets throwing paint.
48:25
>> Quinn: So much fun. Two hours, Burger Beast.
48:28
>> Cameron: It's like. It's like you're allowed to, like,
48:31
destroy something, but, like, they call it
48:34
art, and I think that's hilarious.
48:37
Like, I just come in here and massacre these brushes.
48:40
He looks over at the painter dude,
48:45
and it's hard.
48:47
>> Skylar: As long as it is beauty.
48:50
>> Dave: See? Yeah, don't worry,
48:53
Gregor. I crap beauty.
48:57
>> Quinn: Nice. All right, two hours Burger
49:00
Beast. You guys have fun. I guess.
49:02
>> Cameron: Deal. I'm hungry anyway, so
49:05
let's get the painting boys.
49:07
>> Skylar: All right, so, feather, you take off, to do whatever you
49:10
neednna go.
49:10
>> Quinn: Which we'll get back to o the good
49:13
old spot herselves.
49:14
>> Skylar: Oh, okay, that'snna take an interesting twist.
49:19
>> Quinn: Wonderful.
49:20
>> Skylar: while the rest of you are all painted.
49:22
>> Cameron: To be honest, when I came up with this bit, I was just
49:25
expecting a hand wave. I was not expecting
49:28
a full class experience.
49:30
>> Dave: Sure.
49:30
>> Quinn: Why not?
49:31
>> Cameron: I'm justnna establish that right now.
49:33
>> Skylar: This is. This is criminals of Island Numis. It, doesn't really take
49:36
place in seasons. This is just an ongoing episodic
49:39
situation. So whatever you guys want to do, let's do
49:42
itay. All right. So the man inside, he
49:44
is, he has a bald head, with a
49:47
ponytail coming out. It's the only hair that he has, on his
49:50
head that, comes far out. It's very, well,
49:53
like, I don't even know what they use for that. It's just got so
49:56
many, like, wrappings in the hair that it comes out, like,
49:59
a foot before the ponytail actually, like, comes
50:01
down. he has a long
50:04
Very thin, pointed beard that, comes
50:07
like really far down to like about his belly
50:09
button. He is actively levitating
50:12
in the air with his arms, held outwards
50:15
and like kind of that classic meditation pose. While his legs, of
50:18
course, are crossed in a crisscross, situation. And he
50:21
just floats there and he says, please
50:24
have a seat and we will create
50:27
beauty. And you see before
50:30
you, there's a series of just kind of stone stools.
50:32
and then next to them you have the stone thing, the wheel
50:35
with the little paddle on the bottom that you push to cause it
50:38
to spin. And each one of them is already set up with a little thing of
50:41
clay. And there's a little pot of water next
50:44
to each one of them as well.
50:46
>> Cameron: I will sit down and spin some clay.
50:48
>> Skylar: All right, sounds good. Are you all spinning some clay?
50:51
Those of you that stayeah
50:54
awesome.
50:55
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Titito was gonna find himself blank canvas.
50:57
>> Cameron: Oh, wa. I'm on a canvas.
50:59
>> Skylar: Oh, you want to.
51:00
>> Skylar: Oh, you want to paint?
51:02
>> Cameron: Yes. Yeah.
51:04
>> Skylar: Feel free.
51:05
>> Skylar: And he hands it kind of just like a really beat
51:08
up looking canvas. Like it's got some stuff on it, to be
51:11
honest with you. Like maybe some coffee stains or maybe they're just some
51:13
dirt marks. And he says, these are the ones that
51:16
we use for teaching. If you can
51:19
truly make something this worn and
51:22
re into some beauty,
51:25
then.
51:25
>> Skylar: You are a true artist.
51:29
>> Cameron: Roick looks at Keto. Yeah,
51:31
sure.
51:32
>> Skylar: He hands you some kido has a plan equally beat
51:35
up, brushes and gives you a various color
51:38
palette of paint.
51:39
>> Fatty Lumpkins: He's gonna look over at
51:42
fizzle fingers and say, do you trust
51:45
me
51:48
or.
51:49
>> Cameron: Fizzle finger, scoots
51:52
away,
51:54
says, sureirt.
51:56
>> Skylar: Okay. And then does. You're doing.
52:02
Dave, what is, Maki doing?
52:05
>> Dave: He's examining the pottery that's already
52:07
there.
52:08
>> Skylar: All right. Oh, the pre made stuff.
52:11
>> Quinn: Okay.
52:11
>> Skylar: There's a wide variety of different
52:14
shapes. Some of them are pots, some of them are
52:17
vsses, some of them are cups. Some of them
52:19
aren't really much of anything at all. It just kind of looks like a
52:22
weird mishmash with some paint splattered on it.
52:26
vaguely, I guess, abstract and
52:28
artistic per se. but they line the shelves.
52:31
There's pretty wide variety of these art pieces.
52:34
Is there anything in particular are you're looking for?
52:36
>> Dave: I'm looking for
52:39
around pot.
52:42
>> Skylar: Okay.
52:43
>> Dave: I walk over to Des and I'm just like,
52:47
you know, I used to know this
52:51
chicken loving fella. He wore a lot of
52:54
green. You know, he would.
52:57
He take pots like these and just break
53:00
them open. And he would find money in them all the
53:03
time. What was that
53:05
guy's name? I can't quite link
53:08
the memory with my past.
53:13
I'm have to tempted to, you know, if only I
53:16
could just reach out, you know, somewhere
53:19
where he's not looking across the room and
53:21
knock one off the show.
53:24
>> Cameron: I was about to say Roocky holding one. Cause
53:26
that would have absolutely knocked it out of his hands aftering
53:29
that.
53:30
>> Dave: No. And as Maki describes
53:33
his inner desire, he reaches out
53:36
his hand as jesters towards like a pot on the other side
53:39
of the room and casts mage
53:42
hand.
53:43
>> Skylar: Same thing, the mage hand.
53:45
>> Cameron: I forgot that you had that.
53:47
>> Dave: A spectral hand appears across the room
53:50
by one of the pots and tips it off
53:53
the shelf. Tamaki's surprise
53:56
almost and's like O
53:58
it's across the room.
54:00
>> Skylar: So it hits the ground.
54:01
>> Skylar: It shatters.
54:02
>> Skylar: Oh my. What is this? And the man
54:05
just kind of floats over and says
54:08
how strange. One of the pots
54:11
has fallen from its shelf and he starts
54:14
to float down and pick up the
54:16
pieces. in his robe.
54:19
>> Cameron: Was there money inside?
54:21
>> Skylar: There was not money inside.
54:22
>> Dave: Whoa.
54:23
>> Cameron: Des shakes his head. Seeointment.
54:25
>> Dave: See that Des? no money in there. But
54:29
there's like a weird floating hand there.
54:33
Did I do that or did you do that?
54:37
>> Cameron: shrugs, throws his hands up. thinks about it
54:40
for a second. Then a bunch of little stick people around.
54:42
>> Quinn: Oh no.
54:43
>> Skylar: Stick people.
54:44
>> Cameron: Des points and astonishment
54:48
had the stick people who have formed a spectral hand.
54:51
They knock over a face.
54:53
>> Quinn: What?
54:56
>> Skylar: Oh dear.
54:58
>> Skylar: The beauty it is being
55:01
destroyed. Fragment on
55:04
the floor.
55:05
>> Dave: Oh, so it was you.
55:06
>> Quinn: O.
55:06
>> Dave: wait, let me try again. Behind
55:09
the guy. I knock over another face.
55:13
>> Skylar: For the two of you that are painting. I'm not sure if
55:16
you're distracted by this or not, but what exactly are you to
55:19
painting? As you hear the occasional clay object
55:22
being shattered in the background just going back.
55:25
>> Quinn: Oh my good.
55:27
>> Cameron: In the background you can just hear
55:30
die, die die die die die
55:33
die. As Ro is just taking his
55:36
two rushes and he is stabbing his
55:39
brushes into the paint
55:42
or what easel he's called.
55:44
>> Skylar: I don't know what called. Yeah.
55:46
>> Cameron: And he's just got red paint on him and he's just
55:49
stabbing away at the the.
55:51
>> Skylar: You know, the. Why am I
55:54
the whitev. Thank you.
55:57
>> Cameron: Stabing the canvas. We'going die, die die
56:00
die. Well I don't know what
56:03
he's doing, but he's asked me to
56:04
trustly
56:07
ignoring him as he's going to Town on this.
56:10
>> Skylar: All right, sounds good.
56:11
>> Quinn: Here.
56:11
>> Skylar: You have a very polka dot
56:13
splotch, pattern going on. Are you using any particular
56:16
colors or.
56:17
>> Skylar: Red.
56:18
>> Skylar: That's what I was gonna guess.
56:19
>> Quinn: Awesome.
56:20
>> Skylar: All right, Is it various tones of red or is it just
56:22
one?
56:23
>> Cameron: Sure.
56:24
>> Skylar: Nix. Okay. Just contrast. Okay, that's
56:27
good.
56:27
>> Cameron: Well, sure. Okay, you just grabbed
56:30
all the red ink paint and you just splat it into, like,
56:33
a pile.
56:34
>> Skylar: Right, Right.
56:34
>> Cameron: He just.
56:36
Splashlashlash. Painty, painty, painty,
56:39
splashlashlash. painty, painty. Pain.
56:41
>> Skylar: Right on. All right. Awesome. u Kito,
56:44
what are you painting?
56:45
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Kito is gonna turn over to Roke
56:48
and ask him, hey, when you're done with that, I'm
56:51
going to need a model. Don't worry, it's not a
56:53
naked model. You're really just gonna be more of a
56:56
stencil.
56:58
>> Cameron: Why don't you just paint me in my natural
57:01
habitat environment like
57:04
this? Die, die, die, die, die, die, die,
57:07
die, die.
57:10
It's caus I'm really good at killing things, you see,
57:13
I'll go a little slower if that'll help.
57:17
Yy m
57:20
It doesn't really. You know, my paint's not gonna look as good
57:23
if I'm slow, But if.
57:24
>> Fatty Lumpkins: That'S what you wanteah,
57:27
we could try. Do you mind getting a little bit of paint on
57:30
you?
57:32
>> Cameron: Sure.
57:32
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Okay.
57:33
>> Cameron: Where?
57:34
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Everywhere.
57:35
>> Cameron: Okay. Just slaps the red paint
57:38
on maze scre up, just puts both
57:41
his hands in it and just starts smearing it on his head.
57:45
>> Skylar: And as you do this, you just.
57:46
>> Cameron: Hear, as I bathe in the blood of my
57:49
victims, I do become, one with their
57:52
song. I'm getting the character is
57:55
the hel.
57:56
>> Skylar: As you. As you do this, you're just hearing.
58:00
Oh, dear.
58:02
>> Cameron: when they're done, does, however, would like to make a piece of pottery.
58:05
>> Quinn: Okay.
58:07
>> Cameron: So.
58:07
>> Skylar: Well, while Moxi is,
58:10
I suppose, continuing the occasional
58:14
donk of a piece of pottery, what is Des making?
58:17
Any shape? Yes.
58:19
>> Cameron: Des would like to sculpt the face of an
58:22
ogre. Oh. and his hands. That's a
58:24
teapot. And his hands are, the handles.
58:27
And they are reaching to the side of his cheek where he's
58:30
popping a massive pimplacle.
58:33
>> Cameron: That is the spout.
58:34
>> Skylar: The comes out. Gosh.
58:37
Oh, nasty. But also,
58:39
fantastic. Do a. I think it would be
58:42
performance.
58:45
>> Cameron: It's a 1212.
58:46
>> Skylar: Okay.
58:46
>> Skylar: Yeah, it's moderately good. You can definitely tell what it is. Some of
58:49
the. Some of the shapes, that make up the ogre a little
58:52
bit simple, you know. Maybe a little bit cartoony or whatever the
58:55
case, but, you know, the concept is there and I think, a person
58:58
could look at it and be like, oh, it's either an ogre, maybe
59:01
a troll or something. But yeah, I see the zip popp in
59:04
and it comes out this about perfect.
59:06
>> Cameron: So yeah, that's all that desired.
59:08
>> Skylar: That's amazing. That's fantastic. Awesome. We'll jump
59:11
back over to these painters. All right, so kido, you're
59:13
painting away of a painting
59:16
of Roick.
59:18
>> Fatty Lumpkins: I have not touched the canvas yet, but I will now elaborate
59:20
on my knees vision.
59:23
>> Cameron: Do I need more?
59:24
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Okay, so I'm gonna whisper to'roark or talk to
59:27
Roark. Okay, so this was inspired by my
59:30
days as a bounty hunter. Of course, back in those
59:33
days, it was usually blood rather than paint. But
59:36
the plan is, we're gonna stick you in front of this canvas
59:39
and you're gonna stay absolutely still
59:42
and I'm gonna splatter paint with my
59:45
weapon on you. It'll be like a stencil.
59:48
You'll be the negative space to use the
59:51
term. You just.
59:53
>> Cameron: Oh, so I shouldn't have put the paint
59:55
on before O but
59:59
we could.
59:59
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Maybe make it some impressionus I was gonna add.
1:00:01
>> Cameron: You know, I was gonna go get a my pa.
1:00:03
>> Fatty Lumpkins: It's make an impression and make it blue stu your
1:00:06
face into it and.
1:00:08
>> Cameron: Put the mo head on my head and have my
1:00:11
frosted tips back. But yeah, we can do your
1:00:13
idea. Just tell me where to stand.
1:00:16
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Right there is good.
1:00:17
>> Cameron: I haven't moved.
1:00:19
>> Fatty Lumpkins: He's just gonna take this.
1:00:20
>> Cameron: You want me to pose like. Should I act like,
1:00:23
oh no, you're gonna kill me. Should I be
1:00:25
like fzzy finger guns?
1:00:27
>> Fatty Lumpkins: The more terrified the better.
1:00:29
>> Cameron: Kill him more terrified.
1:00:30
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Okay. And then I'm gonna take my glaie.
1:00:33
>> Cameron: I'm gonna get the character.
1:00:34
>> Skylar: Mm
1:00:34
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Stick it in a bunch of red paint.
1:00:36
>> Cameron: I'm gonna be killed. I'm fearing death,
1:00:39
which has never happened, so I don't really know what I'm gonna make
1:00:42
the face of all the people I've killed before.
1:00:47
W please.
1:00:51
I'm on my knees. Oh, should I be on
1:00:54
my knees? I felt like this was what my character needed, you
1:00:57
know. On my knees, bleeding. Should I have my hands
1:01:00
together? Please don't kill me.
1:01:02
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Just hold that pose.
1:01:04
>> Cameron: Okay, so I'm praying to God,
1:01:07
hands up in prayer, on
1:01:09
my knees with.
1:01:11
>> Fatty Lumpkins: A mighty slash of my glaive covered in paint. It's
1:01:14
gonna like miss you, obviously, because I don want to kill you, but
1:01:17
the paint is going to splatter off the glade
1:01:20
onto you and then onto the canvas behind you.
1:01:23
>> Cameron: Right.
1:01:23
>> Fatty Lumpkins: leaving a negative space.
1:01:25
>> Quinn: Nice.
1:01:26
>> Skylar: All right, I see what you're going.
1:01:27
>> Fatty Lumpkins: I'nn proceed to do this repetitively until there's
1:01:29
a faint outline of roick
1:01:32
surrounded by red paint
1:01:35
streaks.
1:01:36
>> Skylar: Very cool. here's what I'll do.
1:01:39
I want Roric to
1:01:42
roll a just a D20,
1:01:45
and if it's above a 10.
1:01:47
>> Cameron: 10.
1:01:49
>> Skylar: Oh, all right. We'll do 10 or higher.
1:01:52
I'm gonna allow the ass assist. I don't know. You have
1:01:55
a pretty high performance, though, right? Who were. Yeah,
1:01:58
well, ye setters. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so that definitely is
1:02:01
gonna work. All right, so you're assisting since you're the mod character.
1:02:04
>> Quinn: I'm really.
1:02:05
>> Skylar: I'm going to.
1:02:06
>> Cameron: Because of that, people dying don't
1:02:09
move.
1:02:09
>> Skylar: That's true.
1:02:10
>> Cameron: Because they're so scared.
1:02:11
>> Skylar: Right. So with that success, I'm going to
1:02:13
give keto advantage on a performance check to
1:02:16
make the painting. So you get to roll that D20 twice,
1:02:19
add your performance.
1:02:21
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Well, my performance is zero.
1:02:22
>> Cameron: Oh, okay.
1:02:23
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Well, not very ar.
1:02:24
>> Skylar: We're crossing our fingers. Think you've got a great m
1:02:27
model.
1:02:28
>> Fatty Lumpkins: net 12.
1:02:30
>> Quinn: 12.
1:02:32
>> Skylar: Yes. For the most part, you can
1:02:35
make out that it's kind of a blank space, sort of
1:02:38
silhouette sque kind of picture with the way the paint
1:02:40
splatter. But some of it definitely, you know, kind of got
1:02:43
over into the area where the figure would
1:02:46
normally be.
1:02:46
>> Cameron: And.
1:02:47
>> Skylar: And it's not perfect, but I think the concept
1:02:49
comes across and, Makia, are you still
1:02:52
knocking over now?
1:02:54
>> Dave: Maki walks over to the painting
1:02:57
studio part of the building.
1:02:59
>> Cameron: There's paint everywhere. I'want There is
1:03:02
everywhere. You really distracted this lot of ra.
1:03:05
>> Dave: Paint, especially starting to leave little
1:03:08
red bird footprints on the ground.
1:03:10
As he walks through here, he takes one
1:03:13
of the discarded
1:03:17
practice canvases or whatever.
1:03:19
>> Skylar: Right.
1:03:20
>> Dave: He takes it. He goes behind an easel,
1:03:24
throws it on the ground,
1:03:26
bends over it,
1:03:29
and lets out a steaming
1:03:31
bird poop on the
1:03:34
canvas.
1:03:35
>> Skylar: Yeah, that's hard.
1:03:40
Do a performance check.
1:03:41
>> Cameron: Yeah.
1:03:42
>> Cameron: The real question is, what do you, like, do and Eric
1:03:45
cocr'look like? I would have, like, solid
1:03:48
logs or are they, like, the white splatter?
1:03:50
>> Cameron: I think it's like the white.
1:03:51
>> Dave: That's a seven.
1:03:53
>> Skylar: Oh, gosh. It just. Oh, man.
1:03:56
It drips off of the canvas in ways
1:03:59
that I don't think you can legally do on a
1:04:01
podcast within a PG30 rating. It's just
1:04:04
disgusting.
1:04:05
>> Dave: O.
1:04:05
>> Skylar: And as you do that the man hovers over and
1:04:08
he goes what are you doing?
1:04:11
>> Skylar: That's not beauty. That's
1:04:14
excrement. All of you
1:04:16
leave my strop. You have made
1:04:19
a mockery of beauty.
1:04:22
>> Dave: You just have poor taste.
1:04:25
>> Skylar: Y Goi leave. I
1:04:27
am. I am in fury. I need to go
1:04:30
meditate.
1:04:32
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Ah.
1:04:32
>> Cameron: Dad ah. Carries his pimple popping
1:04:35
than to him, smiles as he hands it to him and
1:04:38
then leaves.
1:04:40
>> Skylar: He takes it and he goes ah,
1:04:43
it's moderately decent.
1:04:46
>> Skylar: I will sell it.
1:04:48
>> Skylar: And he sets it on the shel
1:04:50
my main chain.
1:04:51
>> Dave: Bos it over.
1:04:52
>> Skylar: I It just hits the gravids because it's
1:04:55
still soft. You.
1:04:59
>> Skylar: I have received nothing from this
1:05:01
transaction.
1:05:03
>> Skylar: And he kicks all roick points at his
1:05:06
painting.
1:05:06
>> Cameron: He goes oh yeah, I never had.
1:05:08
>> Skylar: You do a performance check for your painting.
1:05:10
>> Cameron: You didn't need to. And points at
1:05:13
his f and goes that'make
1:05:16
you something.
1:05:17
>> Skylar: And it's just a whole bunch of just dots. Like red
1:05:19
dots all over it' yeah.
1:05:22
>> Cameron: It'S just red splotches on the pa.
1:05:24
>> Skylar: And he says Stop.
1:05:27
>> Skylar: Everyone stop.
1:05:29
>> Skylar: And he floats down towards this painting and he says
1:05:32
this.
1:05:34
>> Skylar: There's something here.
1:05:37
This is beauty. True
1:05:39
beauty. You little
1:05:42
goblin. You have
1:05:45
created beauty.
1:05:47
>> Quinn: Hey.
1:05:47
>> Cameron: Roke folds his arms over his chest and looks
1:05:50
at the rest of them. You hear that? I'm an
1:05:53
artist. I always knew.
1:05:56
>> Skylar: All of you leave.
1:05:59
>> Quinn: Except for you.
1:06:00
>> Cameron: I must. I'm out of here too. I got. Do I need to sign
1:06:03
it though?
1:06:05
>> Skylar: Please?
1:06:05
>> Skylar: Yes.
1:06:06
>> Skylar: They would bring the value up even higher.
1:06:11
>> Cameron: Thank God we can't say that.
1:06:14
>> Cameron: Guys, how should I sign it?
1:06:16
>> Cameron: I've got a m few ideas.
1:06:19
>> Skylar: M.
1:06:23
>> Dave: How about you give it a smooch?
1:06:25
>> Cameron: Oh, that was just gonna lick it.
1:06:27
>> Fatty Lumpkins: U you are covered in paint.
1:06:30
>> Cameron: I
1:06:31
I'I'M
1:06:34
going to take my
1:06:37
my fin. The floo is gonna take his finger, his
1:06:40
thumb and he's going toa press it up against his
1:06:43
forehead. Hold this Paink. And then he's gonna go find
1:06:46
a corner of the the painting that he never put
1:06:49
blood on.
1:06:50
>> Cameron: Well, blood.
1:06:51
>> Cameron: Un blood wherever there's a clean spot. He's
1:06:54
just going to press his fingerprint onto the
1:06:57
painting and then pull it off the Lego
1:06:59
fingerprint marked and then he's gonna be perfect.
1:07:02
It's sign sealed. Roya approved.
1:07:05
Alright, let's get out of here, boys.
1:07:07
>> Skylar: It's perfect. So unique.
1:07:10
>> Skylar: Anyone can forge a signature, but to forge a
1:07:13
a thumbprint it would be nearly
1:07:15
impossible. And he shouts out after
1:07:18
you. He says please go to the shrine of the
1:07:21
Everlasting.
1:07:22
>> Skylar: Flame.
1:07:22
>> Skylar: If youre in the Atlantic Heights district,
1:07:25
show them your talent.
1:07:29
>> Dave: Maki takes careful note of this painting
1:07:32
as he leaves algh.
1:07:35
>> Skylar: All right.
1:07:35
>> Cameron: Did he say anything at all about Keido's
1:07:38
painting?
1:07:39
>> Skylar: he did not. He was very distracted by
1:07:42
for Keita.
1:07:43
>> Cameron: Did you just take your painting?
1:07:45
>> Skylar: No, no, he just left it there.
1:07:48
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Along with was just martial training.
1:07:50
>> Quinn: Oheah.
1:07:50
>> Skylar: it'free lesson.
1:07:51
>> Cameron: He just really wants to killil Roick and that was the
1:07:54
closest he could get without actually doing it.
1:07:57
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Interesting.
1:07:57
>> Skylar: All right. And with that we will end episode nine of
1:08:00
Criminals of Isla Numis.
1:08:02
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