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Episode #3973 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive March 2002 · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Welcome to another Radio Archive Hour from the Radio Hall
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Speaker 1: of Fame Phil Henry Show and philhenryshow.com. We do three
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Speaker 1: Radio Archive Hours a day. First and foremost, we have
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Speaker 1: one that is featured on our home player, but you
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Speaker 1: can also hear the other two that we drop at
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Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart, lots of places. So three of
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Speaker 1: these Radio Archive Hours drop a day. And this one
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Speaker 1: is from March 2002. It's a little shorter than most
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Speaker 1: of our archives. We call them all archive hours. Sometimes
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Speaker 1: they're 28, 29, 30 minutes. This one is around 20 minutes,
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Speaker 1: but it's Steve Bozell, and he's like one of my
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Speaker 1: all-time favorites. Steve has held up at an airport security
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Speaker 1: checkpoint because he was trying to get the names of
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Speaker 1: the TSA officers who left at his Spurs and lambskin
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Speaker 1: James Jeans.
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Speaker 2: What is that? Anyway, lambskin James Jeans, and then pointed
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Speaker 2: at his erections.
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Speaker 1: So you can see why he got upset. Here he is,
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Speaker 1: Steve Bozell.
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Speaker 2: Steven Bozell lives in Corona, California.
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Speaker 1: You had a problem at one of the gates two
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Speaker 1: Friday nights ago at Los Angeles International.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: Now, the problem we're talking about here is people, I guess,
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Speaker 1: at the gate saw you wearing some spurs. Tell me
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Speaker 1: what the situation was.
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm a member of a... western wear group that
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Speaker 3: we're western wear enthusiasts called the wildfell hickox we get
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Speaker 3: together once a year and around the country we have
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Speaker 3: western wear uh what we call the western wear showdown
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Speaker 3: uh these are just people who are enthusiasts so you.
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Speaker 2: Wear western style clothing that is correct yes.
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Speaker 3: And uh.
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Speaker 2: Okay so you wear spurs with these oh yes i.
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Speaker 3: Do um that's the one thing that i've that i'm
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Speaker 3: identified with i've I have over 6,000 different sets of Spurs.
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Speaker 3: Some are antique Spurs. I have a pair that belonged
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Speaker 3: to Tom Mix, the old Hollywood actor. I have a
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Speaker 3: pair that belonged to one of the Earp brothers, Morgan Earp.
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Speaker 3: So I'm known for my Spurs. So we were going
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Speaker 3: to the Western Wear Showdown in Denver, Colorado, which was
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Speaker 3: taking place two weeks ago in Denver, Colorado, at McNichols Arena.
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Speaker 3: And I'm going through security at LAX on the way
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Speaker 3: to my plane, and I told the people at security,
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Speaker 3: And I told them again, I said, I wear spurs.
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Speaker 3: They're going to set off the metal detector. Please, I'd
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Speaker 3: rather not have to take them off. And besides, there
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Speaker 3: are probably over 100 people that were standing in line
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Speaker 3: behind me. So I told them, we've got 100 people
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Speaker 3: in line at the security gate. Right. But I didn't
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Speaker 3: want to have to take these spurs off. So I said,
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Speaker 3: I'm going to keep them on, and that will set
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Speaker 3: off the metal detector. Please understand that that's what's going
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Speaker 3: to set off the metal detector. So I went through.
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Speaker 2: And that set off the metal detector?
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir, of course it would. I mean, they were
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Speaker 3: metal spurs. So they started to do the wand, which
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Speaker 3: I thought they would run the wand on me, and
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Speaker 3: then they started to do a pat-down, which my understanding
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Speaker 3: is they're only supposed to do a light pat-down with
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Speaker 3: the wand, but this guy started patting me down with
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Speaker 3: his hands.
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Speaker 2: And you were not expecting that?
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Speaker 3: No, I was not expecting that. I told them that
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Speaker 3: I was wearing spurs, there was metal in my boots,
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Speaker 3: and they're going to do a pat-down on me anyway.
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Speaker 3: All right, I understand that. That's fine. But he's doing
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Speaker 3: a hand pat-down, and he starts going down my leg,
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Speaker 3: and I felt that I was in some discomfort because
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Speaker 3: he's not touching me, and I did not want him
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Speaker 3: to do that, but now he is, and I did
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Speaker 3: have an involuntary response.
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Speaker 1: All right, by involuntary response, you're saying you had what?
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Speaker 3: I got an erection.
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Speaker 2: Okay, this man was patting you down.
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Speaker 3: That is correct, and I'm not gay or anything.
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Speaker 2: No, nobody's questioning that, sir, but you had an involuntary response.
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: Okay, then what?
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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm wearing the... Okay, so I had this involuntary
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Speaker 3: reaction that I did not know anybody could see, but
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Speaker 3: I was wearing $ 2, 000 lambskin dress riders, which is part
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Speaker 3: of the Western wear, and when I turned to the side...
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Speaker 3: I heard someone, one of the security people said, and
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Speaker 3: I wrote this down because my attorney had asked me to,
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Speaker 3: the phrase is, my God, you look like you're in
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Speaker 3: the village, people. And that's when I began to take
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Speaker 3: down the names of every person on that security team.
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Speaker 1: All right, so in taking down the names of everybody
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Speaker 1: on the security team and 100 people were waiting to
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Speaker 1: get to the security gate, you caused quite a traffic
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Speaker 1: jam there, didn't you, on a Friday night at 9
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Speaker 1: o'clock at L.A.
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Speaker 2: International?
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Speaker 3: Well, I might have caused a traffic jam.
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Speaker 2: I'm not criticizing you. I'm just saying that's what happened.
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Speaker 3: Well, but what happened was the direct result. First of all,
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Speaker 3: I was not aware that they do a pat-down with
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Speaker 3: their hands. Second of all, I am not gay, okay?
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Speaker 3: But I did have a reaction to the man patting
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Speaker 3: me down, okay?
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Speaker 1: All right, well, nobody's... But apparently it was evident through
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Speaker 1: these lambskin dress riders you were wearing?
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Speaker 3: That is correct, because lambskin is a very supple material,
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Speaker 3: and it shows through a lot. So I became embarrassed.
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Speaker 3: They were making fun of my spurs, too, and the
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Speaker 3: fact that through no fault of my own, after this
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Speaker 3: guy patted me dead, I had an involuntary plumping of
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Speaker 3: a part of my body, okay? It was just a
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Speaker 3: slight plump.
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Speaker 2: But Mr. Bozell, the Sioux LAX and the Barnes Security Company.
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Speaker 3: Well, my attorney tells me that to consciously and intentionally
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Speaker 3: make me ashamed of my Western wear is a form
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Speaker 3: of mental abuse, and also to make me be ashamed
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Speaker 3: of wearing spurs is intentional infliction of gay anxiety when
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Speaker 3: they said that I was one of the village people. Now,
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Speaker 3: what happened was I became so... I had become aroused
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Speaker 3: after this fellow patted me down, so I panicked.
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Speaker 2: And you started to run, right?
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Speaker 3: I started to run for the men's room, yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: And a National Guard guy grabbed you.
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: And then what happened?
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Speaker 3: Well, I just thought I was making a run for it.
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Speaker 3: But if you've ever been in combat, maybe you know
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Speaker 3: that when a guy in a camouflage outfit grabs you,
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Speaker 3: you lose your mud.
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Speaker 2: So you soiled yourself.
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir. I will tell you that Los Angeles International Airport,
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Speaker 3: California National Guard, and the Barnes Security Company Because I
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Speaker 3: got all their names.
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Speaker 2: And in the process, 100 people are standing at this gate.
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Speaker 3: But I got their names, and I do believe that
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Speaker 3: I'm entitled to legal recourse.
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Speaker 2: All right, 1-800-449-8686. 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: You know, we're going through security checkpoints, Mr. Bozell, if
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Speaker 1: I could just have a moment.
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: We're going through security checkpoints. They're difficult enough to negotiate
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Speaker 1: these days. You wearing spurs going through these things.
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Speaker 3: I told them it would trigger the metal detectors.
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Speaker 1: Well, your spurs triggered the metal detector and caused them
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Speaker 1: to have to patch you down, and then you had
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Speaker 1: an involuntary erection, and somebody said you looked like you
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Speaker 1: were in the Village People. So now you're suing them
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Speaker 1: for what?
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Speaker 3: I don't think they have any right whatsoever to make
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Speaker 3: fun of my Western Wear. I have four years running,
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Speaker 3: won the Western Regional on the Western Wear Showdown. I
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Speaker 3: am very proud of the clothing that I wear and
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Speaker 3: the culture that we're a part of. Now, those people
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Speaker 3: at Security Line had no right to yell at me,
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Speaker 3: and say that I look like I'm in the Village People, okay?
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Speaker 3: Because that's a direct attack on calling me gay.
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Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot going on here, and I'm not
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Speaker 1: going to call you gay either, because I realize that
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Speaker 1: that's a.
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Speaker 2: Problem for you.
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Speaker 3: It'd be a problem for any man.
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Speaker 2: I understand that.
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Speaker 1: But this guy patted you down, you had an erection,
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Speaker 1: you got embarrassed, you started to run, a National Guard
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Speaker 1: guy grabbed you, and then I guess you lost control
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Speaker 1: of your bowels.
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Speaker 2: Is that right?
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Speaker 3: That is correct, yes. And all the way back to
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Speaker 3: the car, because I could not catch that plane, I
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Speaker 3: had to catch the plane out the next morning because
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Speaker 3: I had soiled the lambskin dress riders. My wife was laughing.
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Speaker 3: I'm walking back, I smell like an outhouse. And my wife,
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Speaker 3: who I love and supported for 15 years, she decided
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Speaker 3: to go on to Denver alone.
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Speaker 2: So your wife went on to the Western Wear Showdown.
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Speaker 3: Right, and as far as I know, and I know
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Speaker 3: Roy Hutchins is there, five will get you ten, he's
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Speaker 3: got her rear end up in the air. So all
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Speaker 3: of this comes down to the fact that they made
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Speaker 3: fun of me.
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Speaker 1: All right, 1-800-449-8686 is our number as we talk to
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Speaker 1: Stephen Bozell. As far as I can tell, he held
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Speaker 1: up people at a security checkpoint for over a half
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Speaker 1: an hour, over 100 people, because he was getting the
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Speaker 1: names of everybody on that security detail because they laughed
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Speaker 1: at his spurs and his lambskin jeans.
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Speaker 2: And he held up A bunch of people.
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Speaker 1: Now, I don't know if you've ever flown out of
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Speaker 1: a busy airport on a Friday night, but it's a
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Speaker 1: nightmare to begin with. And the new security checkpoints, this
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Speaker 1: guy's going to sue the airport and he's going to
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Speaker 1: sue the security team. Too bad if people are waiting
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Speaker 1: in line. The Phil Henry Show. 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 3: The Phil Henry.
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Speaker 4: Show is back.
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Speaker 2: I want to ask Mr. Bozell a question, sir.
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Speaker 1: You held up over 100 people in a security checkpoint
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Speaker 1: at an international airport because the security people.
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Speaker 2: Laughed at your spurs and your lambskin western wear.
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Speaker 3: I'm on my way to the western wear showdown in Denver, Colorado.
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Speaker 3: I have to wear my western wear because when you
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Speaker 3: get off the plane, they greet you. And your first
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Speaker 3: impression is important, so I need to wear my spurs.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they set off the metal detector, and the
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Speaker 1: metal detector then made the guy frisk you, and you
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Speaker 1: got an involuntary physical reaction.
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Speaker 2: Next thing you know, you're taking down everybody's name.
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Speaker 1: Didn't you think for a moment about the 100-plus people
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Speaker 1: standing in line at that security checkpoint?
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Speaker 3: Mr. Henry, I'm sorry that some of those people might
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Speaker 3: have missed their plane. But in other words, I'm supposed
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Speaker 3: to let somebody infer that I'm some kind of a
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Speaker 3: gay boy in my spurs and make fun of my
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Speaker 3: lambskin riders, which are 2,000. a $ 2, 000 pair of pants.
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Speaker 3: I'm supposed to let that happen. Is that right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, if it means people are going to be missing
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Speaker 2: their plane.
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Speaker 3: My wife went on to Denver without me. I missed
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Speaker 3: my plane.
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Speaker 1: You missed the plane because you soiled yourself after a
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Speaker 1: National Guard guy tackled you.
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Speaker 3: It doesn't make any difference. I missed my plane. My
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Speaker 3: wife went to Denver. As far as I know, she's
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Speaker 3: in bed with....
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Speaker 2: All right, hold on.
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Speaker 3: 1-800... She's in bed with another man and.
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Speaker 2: All right, hold on.
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Speaker 3: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: Sue Ellen, go ahead. You're on The Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 3: Hi.
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Speaker 4: I always just wanted to make a comment about the survivors,
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Speaker 4: and I understand how important it is because first impressions
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Speaker 4: mean a whole lot.
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Speaker 3: Are you in the Western where at all, ma'am? Yes,
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Speaker 3: I am. Yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 4: And so I know exactly how you feel as far
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Speaker 4: as making that first impression because first impressions are lasting. However,
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Speaker 4: because of the security checkpoints being so cautious at this time,
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Speaker 4: you know, I just feel that it probably would have
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Speaker 4: been beneficial if... the spurs would have been in your suitcase,
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Speaker 4: and then you could have put them on once you arrived.
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Speaker 3: Well, the thing of it is these spurs jangle. They
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Speaker 3: are the special jangling kind of spurs that I wear,
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Speaker 3: and people like it. My wife likes it. She thinks
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Speaker 3: it's very attractive. Right. So I'm wearing them through, and
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Speaker 3: I say, okay, these are spurs. They're going to set
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Speaker 3: off the metal detector, and then the man frisked me.
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Speaker 3: First of all, I'd like to ask the host, or
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Speaker 3: maybe you, ma'am, if you know, I don't know, are
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Speaker 3: they allowed to frisk you by putting their hands on
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Speaker 3: the inner part of your thigh?
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Speaker 4: I wouldn't have an answer to that.
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Speaker 2: I don't know that.
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Speaker 4: I'm not involved in that.
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Speaker 3: Because he had his hands right up close, and that's
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Speaker 3: what made me get aroused. Okay? And that right there,
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Speaker 3: and then they start making fun of me like I'm
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Speaker 3: in the village, people. I think people... But I.
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Speaker 4: Think the issue here is, number one.
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Speaker 3: Western wear people have been made fun of, and they
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Speaker 3: call us homosexual for years. And I think it's wrong.
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Speaker 4: Right, I agree with you.
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Speaker 3: All of the men in Western wear competitions are consistently
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Speaker 3: run down as gay blades, gay, gay bait, all this nonsense.
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Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'm not aware of that.
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Speaker 3: Are you married, ma'am? Yes. Okay, is your husband involved
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Speaker 3: in the Western wear regalia? No. Okay, that's a good
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Speaker 3: thing because he doesn't have to put up with people saying, hey,
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Speaker 3: gay bait, hey, gay blade, and all of that nonsense. See, man,
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Speaker 3: it's easy for you because people can't see if you
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Speaker 3: have something involuntary when a security man touches you. See
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Speaker 3: what I'm saying?
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Speaker 4: But the issue here is.
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Speaker 3: But me, they touch me and all of a sudden
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Speaker 3: something chubs out. What am I supposed to do?
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Speaker 2: All right, well, let the lady finish the point that
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Speaker 2: she's making. Thank you very much, Bill. And please stop
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Speaker 2: with the references to something chubbing out, all right?
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Speaker 3: Well, whatever, okay? I'm sorry.
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Speaker 4: Well, the issue here is the spurs were going to.
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Speaker 3: Set off the metal detectors.
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Speaker 2: I understand that. Let the lady finish.
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Speaker 3: Go on, man.
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Speaker 4: The spurs were going to set off the metal detectors.
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Speaker 4: That was the issue, and if you knew that, then
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Speaker 4: I think it would have been wise to avoid that
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Speaker 4: whole scenario by putting the spurs up in your bag.
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Speaker 3: Well, how do I put them on then after I
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Speaker 3: get off the plane?
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Speaker 2: You can put them in the carry-on.
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Speaker 1: Then when you get in the carry-on, then you take
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Speaker 1: them out, you put them on your boots.
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Speaker 2: And then you walk off the plane.
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Speaker 3: That would ruin my outfit. I got $ 2, 000 lambskin dress riders.
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Speaker 4: Right, but look what you're having to go through now.
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Speaker 4: You see what I'm saying?
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Speaker 2: Look what all the people standing behind them.
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I can't worry about them people. They missed
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Speaker 3: the plane, they missed the plane. I got a $ 2, 000
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Speaker 3: lambskin rider. I got spurs used to belong to Morgan Earp.
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Speaker 3: And I'm going to the Western Wear Showdown. I've won
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Speaker 3: the regionals three years running.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I'm just saying.
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Speaker 3: And the other one of them made a crack about
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Speaker 3: a pink bandana that I wore around my neck, which
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Speaker 3: is very standard. In most of the Western Wear associations.
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Speaker 2: A pink bandana.
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Speaker 3: That's right.
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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I just feel for my personal experience
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Speaker 4: on an airline, you.
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Speaker 3: Know, probably about three months ago. Do you go to
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Speaker 3: the Western Wear Showdown, ma'am, or have you ever not
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Speaker 3: been to the Western Wear Showdown?
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Speaker 4: No, but I have been on an airplane.
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Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 4: And that's the point I'm trying to make here.
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Speaker 3: Do you wear spurs?
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Speaker 4: No, I don't wear spurs. But I'm trying to make
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Speaker 4: a point. If you'd let me finish, I'd really appreciate it.
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Speaker 3: Well, okay, but a lot of the women wear a
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Speaker 3: kind of metallic underwear, which is part of the Western wear.
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Speaker 2: Just let her finish.
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Speaker 3: Okay. You have security wall and waved on. You think
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Speaker 3: your high beams would turn on? You bet.
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Speaker 4: But the issue here is you wore the spurs and
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Speaker 4: set off the metal detectors, okay?
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 4: And now you're in this kind of predicament that you're in.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Had you put them in your bag, then you wouldn't
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Speaker 4: have even been.
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Speaker 3: In this mess. Well, that might be, but he didn't
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Speaker 3: need to put his hands on me. He could have
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Speaker 3: run the lawn over me. How come he's giving me
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Speaker 3: the pat-down?
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Speaker 4: But my problem is, number one, is you didn't think ahead.
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Speaker 3: Okay?
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Speaker 4: Because, you know, if you already know these references... Well, no,
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Speaker 4: I did think ahead.
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Speaker 3: I said, you put the spurs on, they're going to
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Speaker 3: sit up. Well, what's he doing patting me down?
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Speaker 2: So your problem is he didn't put the wand on you,
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Speaker 2: he patted you down.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: And you had an involuntary chubby, as you say it.
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: And you're not gay.
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Speaker 3: Mr. Henry, I advise you, unless you want a lawsuit...
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Speaker 3: All right, okay, fine, I'm not.
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Speaker 2: Calling you that. I hate to admit this, but.
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Speaker 4: I don't think that's part of the issue at all here.
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Speaker 3: Well, that's what the security people called me. They said
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Speaker 3: that I was some kind of village people because I
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Speaker 3: got an involuntary chubster on account of this guy. I'm
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Speaker 3: so traumatized by this now. Every time I see a
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Speaker 3: security person, I'm liable to lose my mind.
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Speaker 4: But I think all this could have been avoided.
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Speaker 2: If you put the spurs in the carry-on, absolutely.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: All right, Sue Ellen.
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Speaker 4: I really appreciate your time.
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Speaker 3: You ever wear that chain mail underwear?
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Speaker 2: Okay, fine. Thank you very much, ma'am.
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Speaker 4: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: All right, thank you.
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Speaker 3: If I heard one more comment about my boots with
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Speaker 3: the five-inch heel, I heard a guy specifically say, get
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Speaker 3: her and with five-inch heels.
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Speaker 2: Get her.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And with five-inch heels.
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Speaker 3: That's right. Now, anybody who has ever been in Western
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Speaker 3: wear competition, anyone who has ever performed country music, understands
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Speaker 3: that you often hear muttered under the breath, look at
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Speaker 3: that sissy, look at the gay blade, look at the
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Speaker 3: gay bait going by. It's the nature of the kind
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Speaker 3: of clothing we wear. We're very proud in the Western
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Speaker 3: wear competitions and people who are into the country Western culture,
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Speaker 3: we're very proud of the kinds of hats and vests
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Speaker 3: and pants that we wear. And yes, we do troll
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Speaker 3: quite a few homosexuals, but that is not the intent.
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Speaker 2: Now, Well, lambskin pants that you say are.
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Speaker 3: They're very supple.
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Speaker 2: Very supple. I mean, they probably....
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Speaker 3: Don't go there.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to go there. And then you also
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Speaker 1: wear spurs. Don't you wear those to ride a horse
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Speaker 1: or something?
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Speaker 3: Well, you can, but they're also very sexy. Now, I
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Speaker 3: paid good money for ostrich feathers on my hat. I
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Speaker 3: also have, as I mentioned, a pink bandana that... that
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Speaker 3: Gene Autry had worn in one of his movies.
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Speaker 1: All right, so now you're wearing a hat with ostrich feathers,
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Speaker 1: a pink bandana, spurs, and lambskin riders. And you are
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Speaker 1: upset that somebody asked if you were in the village, people?
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Speaker 3: All right, so now you think I'm queer as a
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Speaker 3: $ 3 bill. Is that it?
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Speaker 2: No, sir, I didn't say that.
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Speaker 3: Well, that's what you're intimating.
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Speaker 2: No, I didn't say that.
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Speaker 1: I said you got a hat with ostrich feathers.
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Speaker 3: I just think people in lineups at airports should be
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Speaker 3: a little kinder to people like me. Because you put
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Speaker 3: on a pair of sunglasses, or you can put on
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Speaker 3: a pair of star-shaped sunglasses, which are the kinds that
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Speaker 3: I have. And I go to the Western Wear Showdown.
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Speaker 2: All right, let me get this straight.
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Speaker 1: You've got a hat with ostrich feathers, a pink bandana
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Speaker 1: around your neck, sunglasses that are star-shaped, supple lambskin dress riders,
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Speaker 1: and boots with spurs on them, and you're surprised and
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Speaker 1: shocked when someone asks if you're in the village, people.
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Speaker 3: So you are calling me queer.
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Speaker 2: No, I'm not!
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Speaker 3: Well, sir, I'll tell you right now, you must be
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Speaker 3: calling me something.
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Speaker 1: Well, it sounds a little weird. Doesn't sound like... What
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Speaker 1: do you mean you're in a group called the Wild
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Speaker 1: Bill Hickox? A hat with ostrich feathers.
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Speaker 3: You ask anybody in Western wear. Anyone who wears Western wear.
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Speaker 3: Anyone who's involved in the country music culture.
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Speaker 2: Look, and if you're upset, Mr. Bozell... I don't give
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Speaker 2: a crap.
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Speaker 3: You're a sweet Jesus.
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