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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's the vibe for horoscopes today? Okay, so we
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  Speaker 1: are right in, like, full-blown spooky season, so I'm letting
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  Speaker 1: you know exactly the kind of person you are when
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  Speaker 1: your zodiac sign goes to a haunted house. If it's
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  Speaker 1: your birthday today, you are a Libra, and you share
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  Speaker 1: a birthday with Usher and Jay Pharoah. So, Kyle, I
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  Speaker 1: know you're a Libra in the room, so I'm just
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  Speaker 1: going to start off with you. I have totally suggested
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  Speaker 1: doing a Try It Tuesday at a haunted house, and
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  Speaker 1: you have shut me down. Yes. very true accurate so
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  Speaker 1: my personality is not there well yeah you're the you're
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  Speaker 1: kind of the accidental prop victim because it is your
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  Speaker 1: season you will spend 45 minutes kind of picking out
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  Speaker 1: the perfect outfit for the perfect vibe you are gonna
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  Speaker 1: flirt with a guy holding the fake axe because he's
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  Speaker 1: totally hot and then you might walk into a wooden
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  Speaker 1: wall trying to look cute but you're also scared out
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  Speaker 1: of your mind okay yeah probably pretty accurate all right
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  Speaker 1: let's go to Trish good morning Trish what's your sign
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Virgo John Jay For Virgos, you guys are
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  Speaker 1: the prop inspector. And also, this is kind of the
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  Speaker 1: vibe that you guys have for your haunted house and
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  Speaker 1: the energy, right? You guys are like, you loudly point
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  Speaker 1: out like all the visible like wiring and fake blood
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  Speaker 1: to prove that you aren't scared. Like you're looking through
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  Speaker 1: all the nooks and the cranes. You're like, yep, scare
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  Speaker 1: actor coming up on your right. And you're most of
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  Speaker 1: the time pretty right. Quite honestly, you ruined the vibe
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  Speaker 1: for everyone. Good. I hate haunted houses. I do not
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  Speaker 1: like them at all. All right. How about you, Trish?
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  Speaker 1: You agree? Um, sadly, yes. Well, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, make it realistic. I want you to really
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  Speaker 1: kill me. All right. Have a great day, Trish. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for listening. Thank you. You too. Bye. Hi, Tawny. What's
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  Speaker 1: your sign? Good morning, Aquarius. Okay, Aquarius, the kind of
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  Speaker 1: vibe and the energy that you bring when you go
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  Speaker 1: to a haunted house, you will completely check out of
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  Speaker 1: the horror. You will give all of the, like, scare
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  Speaker 1: actors a weird thumbs up and then lecture your friends
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  Speaker 1: on the psychological history of fear and what it does
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  Speaker 1: to your body. Oh, I don't do haunted houses. No
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  Speaker 1: one does haunted houses. I should have been that cool. Well,
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  Speaker 1: somebody must. They're always crowded. Standing in line... To, like,
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  Speaker 1: be yelled at by a clown sounds silly. I agree
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  Speaker 1: with you. It's fun. Have a great day, guys. Thanks, Tani.
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  Speaker 1: How about for Pisces? Okay, Rich, you like of all
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  Speaker 1: times are trying to like romanticize the vibe. So when
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  Speaker 1: you have the scare actors, you are like making up
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  Speaker 1: their sad and tragic backstories as you're tripping over all
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  Speaker 1: of the props. You are just causing chaos in the
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  Speaker 1: haunted house. And yeah, somebody walks up to you like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I feel really bad for you. You probably miss your dad.
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  Speaker 1: You're like diagnosing them. Yes, that's true. That's you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How about Leo's? Yeah, I'm a Leo. For us, we
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  Speaker 1: are treating the strobe lights like a high-fashion photo shoot,
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  Speaker 1: and people are getting really upset with us because we
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  Speaker 1: have our flashlight on to get the video of all
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  Speaker 1: of the things. Also, we're checking our makeup in the dark,
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  Speaker 1: making sure that our mascara has a brand. All right,
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  Speaker 1: if we can get you a sign, I'll post it
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  Speaker 1: on our website, johnjanerich.com.