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Will It Off: Last Jedi TV Spot Spoilers & Bryan Singer Fired · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy okay so I did have some great ways to start the podcast this week mhm and
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then I forgot them okay and I'm going to blame blame Spectre for it okay so you
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actually followed up on a challenge I actually followed up I watched Spectre
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and that's where it's sort of watching Spectre pushed out the way I'm going to
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start the podcast so yeah because you've only got a limited amount of storage
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space up up in your yep it filled up quite a few years
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ago because Spectre was so good that you just can't stop thinking about it or
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because uh Spectre has enraged you to the point of
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forgetfulness it not enraged me and I don't think it was that great either
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I just it's too serious for me right even even that makes yourself far too
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serious [ __ ] was too serious for you it
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made no sense no it didn't it correct but it made but it was still like other
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James Bonds it makes no sense but they're sort of a bit lighthearted this
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made no sense and it was still trying to be serious right like the started a
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movie he goes to a country creates an international incident that he wasn't
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allowed to do straight then you're fired and arrested you're not just have a few
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days off mate I thought your point was that you wanted more wacky set pieces
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like that it sounds like you want it to be more serious and realistic than it
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was no cuz I like the cuz that's the whole thing like I do like the wacky but
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that wasn't wacky he just created this incident that he wasn't allowed to do
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and then they just let him get off Scot free that's not wacky that's so you want
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you want James to be wacky but still playing by the rules
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yes cuz he does it's very spe what James bonds does or just go all in on the The
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Wacky yeah okay but like when you said there was going to be like fun
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instruments and gadgets there was he had a watch it's true that blew up does he
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still have his cool car in Spectre I can't even remember he does doesn't he
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has the eston Martin he gets it at the end right cuz it's at the big ending
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where he has to go back I need one more thing and yeah then he drives off off
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into sunset with that woman who I still don't know quite know who she is the one
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he's married to and the new one what oh the woman that he saved at the end of
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the Spectre he's my theory is he's going to be married to at the beginning of
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said it like it was fat thrown it in there very matter of fact oh sorry I mean in my mind
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sequel yeah I buddy out that he's going to be married to her and then she gets
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bumped off at the start oh yeah well that happened they kind have already
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done that it was that which one was that is that her majesty Secret Service where she
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yes yeah yeah that's where I got it [Laughter]
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from do you think they'll just start recycling the plots of uh older lesser
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known Bond films yeah they got to do better than what they've been doing man
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I think honor Majesty Secret Service is one of the best G I like it yeah I don't
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know why people so good raing it so much it's not just a good Bond movie it's a
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good movie yeah I thought is [ __ ] excellent but I mean they wanted to keep
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using him it was I mean he [ __ ] that for himself he was to too smart ass for his
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own good yeah so Matt tonight you're recording
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live from dick swallow I am that's yeah I'm I'm here in what will eventually be
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the uh the studio in uh in dick swallow the that's the name that Dan has given
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to the house that we have bought here in America so just from my point of view
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Matt has bought a house I would call it a quaint Cottage right it's got [ __ ]
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Stone on the outside surrounded by trees right yeah fire pit in the background if
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I'm not mistaken yeah there's a fire pit there's two fire pits out back and a
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fireplace yes open fireplace y okay so [ __ ] you starters Matt has bought my
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dream home okay that's fine I'll let it go I'll let it go I'll let it go
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um but it's the kind of house that I felt needs a name right you know like
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you don't just go oh let's go back home you go oh let's go back to you know Alis
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and Mana you know yeah I assum that's what Luke calls his house so so Matt
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gets dick swallow and I get Alison Manor Alison Manor is the name of the basement
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that's where Luke's gonna live yeah yeah yeah uh so I came up with dick swallow
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because that sounds like it should be a house uh but it also sounds like a sex
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act so also sounds like a blow
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job yeah yeah so uh I'm really looking forward to visiting dick swallow once
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it's all set up I can't wait for for you guys to come over yeah it's going to be
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great we've got uh no more [ __ ] Airbnb I'm going to be staying at dick
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swallow yep yep I'm going to staying in my basement you can look out you can
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wake up in the morning look out at the deer in the [ __ ] backyard
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and uh there's some turkeys that hang around as well we got we got some
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Wildlife we got some uh are you allowed to kill any of them um they have any of
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them get their breasts cut off they have seasons for hunting and
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the answer is yeah you can if you
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want that's so bizarre to me like why is
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it okay at certain times of the year to butcher a wild animal if it walks onto
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your property and then another time of the year it's like don't you [ __ ]
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touched that I guess it's to to stop people from wiping them out I think I
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actually know they don't want cuz I think it's different seasons cuz you
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need to let them have a chance to breed so there's new things for you to kill
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later right cuz you just kill all year round there'll be nothing next year oh
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yeah they'll [ __ ] it's a self-fulfilling prophecy then I'm almost
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certain they would wipe out all animals over here if they uh they weren't they
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allowed to just do it they're like start now and when all the animals are dead
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stop yeah they do like hunting things here are there laws and this is going to
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sound a bit morbid but are there laws about how you can kill a deer like do
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you have to hunt it in the traditional way or is it like roll up your sleeves
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and fight it to the death kind of thing I don't know I I don't know cuz I guess
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they they must I would like you to find out before I get there if you don't mind
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all right well know you can shoot it with a gun or an arrow yeah oh you can
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defin you can box it you can set up a land mine you can uh
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but that's what I mean I mean can you get imaginative with it right like a
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noose hang for all his friends L Lynch
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the deer yeah put it on the rack shoot it in the back for raping and murder and
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my wife yeah yeah cuz they must have
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cruelty against animals laws but I don't know they apply to those animals yeah
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it's like you can kill it but don't be mean to it it doesn't apply to animals I
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eat I think there is I don't think you're allowed to make it suffer other
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than hunting it for SP yes shooting it in the butt with a arrow but you can't
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prolong its death for days to get pleasure out of it I think they draw the
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line at that oh what am I going to do in the basement now what's noise ah it's a dear
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I was hunting you know how it is can it's just I a slow Hunter I like to
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take my time also I like to do sexual things to it during that period I like
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to show it videos of the of when I hunted and murdered its
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wife so obviously I don't think you're allowed to I don't think boity is
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allowed hold on hold on why not why not
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because like in human law like murder is
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above R right you rape somebody you get 5 years in jail you murder somebody you
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get 10 years in jail it's way better to murder somebody like at what season am I
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allowed to rape an animal I don't let me find out I might
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it might be legal there I don't know it's legal in Washington I know that
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we'll do some follow up on that is this a Luke reviews
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maybe in Rhode Island
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but I don't just mean all through the year I mean in the season where you're
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allowed to brutally murder a deer are you allowed to also sexually molested
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raping season that's what I call my birthday
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find anything I'll have to look a bit closer all right well look speaking of
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uh things that are and aren't illegal uh apparently uh it's not
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okay to force a kid to masturbate whoa whoa whoa you're telling me this now
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apparently it's not apparently not and okay so Matt could you suggest a context
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where this would even have come up because I really can't imagine I was
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confused by the uh by this article at first too and as I read through it I
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mean I I now I understand it but I'm still like it's just there's so many
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layers to this so there was a case where hold on before you start can I read the
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headline because I mean just the the headline itself says it all forcing kids
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to masturbate for cops is wrong court
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fines so okay there was a case where actually wait wait wait I'll stop you in
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seex in case was wrong in one instance okay yep so this
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guy was sending his 15-year-old girlfriend some dick piics all right
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before we go on before we go on is this guy also 15 or is this guy 60 cuz this
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really does make a difference no no he's a teenager as well so I think I it
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doesn't say how old he was but I assume he was probably 15 or 16 himself yeah
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yeah he does say he was a teen at the time yeah there's a fine line to this uh
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to this law isn't there so I mean that's that's illegal that's child pornography
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so
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he uh the police are investigating and they wanted to determine if it was him
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in the photos and so they got him in uh I got a warrant for him to to be
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stripped naked so they could tell if it was his penis in the photos and they got
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him in there got the penis out and then
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the cop the police officer uh what's his
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name Abbott uh it does say David Abbott
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said well I mean it could be get hard but the yeah the penis in the photos is
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erect uh so it's really hard to tell it was a warrant for the erect penis so
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they mhm forced the kid to to masturbate
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uh which was not successful uh which probably I don't understand these kids
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can't get it up in front of an audience yeah so he [ __ ] Millennials
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man you would have been hard pressed to find like a 5 minute period when I was
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that age where I wasn't erect exactly they'd be like they'd be
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like son the the the warrant is for a flaccid penis I'll be like [ __ ] okay all
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right let's wait then yeah well maybe had something to do with the police
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officer's erection who knows but it was large enough to be
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intimidating one of us has got an erection but not the right
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one I mean I photographed my erect penis but that's not what we're here for
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here make yours look like this um so he then got another warrant
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uh for a hold on hold on I'll be back I'll be right
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back he got a warrant to uh authorizing
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him to escort the the teen to a hospital for an erection inducing injection ere
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this this injection never I was going to say this erection never took place which
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is accurate as well but the injection also never took place uh because of a
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massive public outcry yeah but I mean I'm assuming it takes it takes a I mean
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CSI episodes aside I I know that it can take weeks or months even to get a
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warrant for something right to get an erection
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get well you know I'm pushing 40 man um so the
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uh so but but in my head when you read this article it's like the cops went
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into the kid's room told him to jerk off he couldn't they went see it they said
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wait there they went out quickly got a warrant came back in said right get in
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the car we're going to the hospital and somewhere between the kid's house and
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the hospital there was a public outcry enough to have this roked yeah are you
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taking that kid to get him erect yeah but then this sentence right I actually
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had to reread the start of the the the article when I read this sentence
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because I was like wait the the police officer yes this is the police officer
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right David Abbott committed suicide this is a throwaway sentence in story he
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committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate
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charges related to pedophilia so yeah it's weird that this
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doesn't make a big part of the story at all it's just that one line I actually
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missed that the first time clearly he was he was pretty into uh
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into getting this either that or I mean you hear of cops just absolutely
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unwilling to let go of a Cold Case right they just years later they are still
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trying to track down a serial killer or something they came around and he just
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had he had teenagers penises like on the wall he he had to see erect teenage
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dicks with like strings between the two with all the penises yeah it's just like
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a wall of penises what the connection yeah it's one of these and they're all
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they're all arranged in the shape of a massive [ __ ] he was just he kept sending
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the girl pictures of dick saying is this him is this the dick is this the dick is
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this the
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dick so that's I mean sad that he uh
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offed himself I uh yeah it is sad yeah not that
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but it also the way that they phrase it to this this article makes it seem like
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everything happened in real time AB committed suicide when officers came to
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arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia like while they were at
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the door like yeah they bang on the door say excuse me we need to come in and
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talk to you about a pedophilia charge and he's like hold on give me one sec
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did he hang himself in jail what happened you're leaving so much out of
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this article cuz I know it was the year after he did take these photos that he did kill
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himself but it doesn't say because that article leads me to believe like they
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went to arrest him and then he Ked himself on the spot when the group of
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detectives arrived at his house he refused to surrender pulled a gun and
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shot himself oh okay so [ __ ] me so that was like that okay all right um well I
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mean this is slightly less hilarious than yeah it's less funny appear this is
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clearly some deep psychological trauma here I mean not to mention the kid that
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was told they were going to induce an erection against his will I mean imagine
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that but imagine of a woman said that to you I think I think I think I had that
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done to me several times when I was uh in class as a teenager right before the
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teacher asked me to come up and answer a question on the board I never had that
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problem no I know it's just a I'm just joking it's a
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stereotype are you really joking though this is a safe place sa yeah Luke you
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never had an unwanted erection no
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huh are erections rare for you unwanted
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he's always welcomed them he's like deal
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with it yeah I want this I want this mhm
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see that many people have seen me naked I don't actually care anymore well hold on hold
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on we're talking about like in the awkward teenage years not like [ __ ]
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mid-30s luk [ __ ] deal with my nudity and also it's not that I was naked and I
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had to go up and answer a question naked and I was like I don't want to get up
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naked with a boner even in the awward teenage years I lived in hospital oh of
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course yeah that's true okay well you've taken the comedy out of this [ __ ]
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segment as well yep that's what I do okay wait you never got an erection in
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hospital or you never didn't enjoy one of your hospital erections um did you
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get did you get sponge bathed in hospital no no not at once
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okay a few times yes was there a sexy nurse that you had a sexual Awakening
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with o silence there were sexy nurses but there was no sexual Awakening with
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one oh because your sexual Awakening had been and gone and this was just casual
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sex with the sexy nurses yeah exactly yeah I thought so did I ever tell you
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about the time that my friend Andrew got a pelvic
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x-ray no I don't think so I I may have told you but you know my friend Andrew
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the guy that I had the radio station with back yeah of course Sega radio um
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mhm he he had to get an exray on his
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pelvis once and uh he had to basically strip naked except for one of those
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little kind of paper gowns right um and
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he walks into the room and the sexiest nurse you could possibly imagine is
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standing there um and he's like okay this is going to be a problem well I'm
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I'm I'm that kind of hello nice kind of thing it may or may not have been but
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for the purposes of this story let's assume it is MHM mhm so he's like [ __ ]
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this is going to be a problem uh very very attracted to this woman and I'm
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wearing no underwear um okay and he's now thinking about not getting an
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erection which means yeah that's right trying to to will off an erection um so
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he gets up on the uh will it
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off and I will myself off will me off
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so he gets up on the table right and she's like getting the stuff ready and
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then she just like grabs the the paper gown and just kind of pushes it all the
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way up to his stomach so he's like completely exposed and he's like no no
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no please don't do this please don't do this so he's you know trying to think
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unsexy thoughts and he's doing multiplication tables in his head and
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whatever um and then she looks over and he's like started to sweat and he's like
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really you know got this uncomfortable look on his face and um she goes oh
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you're uncomfortable here let let let me cover it up for you so she cups his dick
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in her [Laughter]
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hand at which point he was just like [ __ ] just kill me now just [ __ ]
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kill me now or keep going
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yeah yeah not never had that never had that problem
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never had a sexy nurse touch my dick Al I've had plenty that's happened
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but never had the the fear of getting erection fear erection I had an older
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man uh grab my balls we've talked about this before we got jingle for it in
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[Music] fact
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by go on yep well when I was getting my Visa for for to come here to Amica oh
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this is recently yeah yeah turn your head and cough I got gred by a man when
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I was a teenager but that's another story it was a doctor I was having the
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medical exam to to to get my Visa to come here uh and I went and I had
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wondered if that was part of it because they do they check your check your balls
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mhm but uh he didn't tell me that he was going to do that when he did it like he
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had me had to strip down on my box of shorts and then he was just kind of you
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know like checking things out and and then whoop just put his hand down there
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I was like just going to check the balls and I was like oh all right yeah no
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warning just straight in one two yep MH pass so yeah did you have to turn your
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head and cough man no I I didn't ask I've never had that I never have it
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either and I have no idea what it does but in American movies especially when
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you're joining the Army a [ __ ] doctor cups your balls and asks you to turn
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your head and cough a why do you have to cough B why do you have to turn your
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head is that just polite don't look at me while I'm touching your balls
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please turn your head and moan gently hey I got uh I've got some you
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it's listener submitted in a in a way my friend Jimmy pointed this out I've got a
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clip should should we have been playing the the dick news jingle for the last 20
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maybe I've got clip from an older episode of this show that I would like
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to play for you and I I had forgotten that this had happened this is from
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episode 115 the truth behind John Halo which was released on May 17th
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2015 and it I think proves uh as as we have known for a long
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time that Luke knows exactly what Hollywood is going to do before it does
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it wow all right so I'm going to play you this clip right now and I guess if
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they're doing a Wonder Woman film it's for the same reason that they've just
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done a Superman film and a Superman Batman crossover film is because they're
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moving towards a Justice League film eventually I would assume yes yeah
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because Marvel is killing them yeah smashing him you know who should they
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should bring across to do it Jos Weeden well he's he's
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available you [ __ ] predicted it Luke you didn't even remember holy [ __ ]
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because let's think about what had to have happened for Jos Weeden to have
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come on to direct that yeah they're listening they they killed his
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daughter [ __ ] somebody at the [ __ ] Hollywood run FBI because we all know
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that Jews run [ __ ] America right all right no I mean that in a good way I
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like the je um so calm down that okay don't don't don't force your agenda onto
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me okay don't they're sitting there listening to our podcast you just I have
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to live here don't piss them off they're like uh okay guys um just listening to
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multiple nerdgasm um we have to do a Justice League movie because uh that's
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that's what they reckoned we were going to do next and they're like okay we got
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it gone we got it gone then they come back and they go yeah yeah yeah we got
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Zack s cuz he he did all the others and they're like [ __ ] no guys I'm just
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listening to this back and it's got to be Jos weed and they're like a but he's
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already started like we [ __ ] fix it no no because they listening to like
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what did Luke say they said they' got we've got to bring him in so we've got
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to set it up some point so J gets brought in yeah he can't just start it
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off it's got to be brought in because that's not that's that's the other thing
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they didn't just say get Jos to do it they should just bring him in that's what Luke said
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like Pro isn't it yeah man I I I wish I
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wish somebody had the time at some point maybe if there's a fanatic out there
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that would be really into it to just put a compilation of all the movies we
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predicted Hollywood would make another way to say it everything Hollywood
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ripped off from us yes cuz it's happened quite a lot of times quite a lot of
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times I always dreamed one day that somebody not me cuz I don't I can't be
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bothered somebody would create like a Wiki for this podcast cuz there's a lot
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of like uh we''ve got some in jokes and like that that we don't necessarily
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explain very well all the time and I feel like that would be helpful and and
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but also things link up quite a lot and it also it would be useful for me I
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could I would love to browse a Wiki about this podcast that's what the [ __ ] we were
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talking about yeah CU I mean I've uh I've been in situations where people have quoted
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things I've said on the podcast back to me and I've had no idea what they've
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been talking about yeah so it' be great if you were able to go to the wiki just
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fresh yourself every now you know stop people from just coming up to me going
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punching the camel hey hey
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mhm like what well uh yeah so and and in
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fact we forgot that Luke had predicted that so and hey if you want to set up a
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Wiki for the uh for the podcast please go ahead people need to listen to me
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more often apparently so can I ask a question this is to Matt because you're
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an American now uh sure and
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I this is also followup to a segment that we've covered many times which is
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the ongoing uh pay a dollar and get to
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grope Taylor Swift ass case sure yeah uh which everyone is welcome to do now the
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precedent has been set uh so apparently for months and months and months the DJ
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that groped her and was forced by a court to pay a $1 in Damages uh just
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refused refused to pay on principal um
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sure uh but that's kind of that's the point of like a court order right you
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just you eventually have to do it so when forced he did pay the dollar but he
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paid Taylor with a sack ofia dollar because apparently that's a slap in the
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face now I don't know what a sacka dollar is uh and so I don't know why
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that's a slap in the face to Taylor I I Googled who sack Jia was and she's the
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Native American that helped Lewis and Clark find their way uh yeah so perhaps
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America's first feminist I don't know how that's an insult yeah I think this
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is like a a jab that he thinks this is all like a a girl power publicity thing
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and he he he's obviously of the opinion that the only reason he lost is
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because you know men are getting [ __ ] on at the moment that seems to be his point
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right okay okay so he clearly doesn't seem to think he did anything WR wrong
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no in fact I think what we what we occasionally forget is that Taylor's
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lawsuit is a counter suit because he sued her because he lost his job because
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she complained that he grabbed her ass and she said grabbing my ass costs a
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dollar she didn't even complain on that like it's not like she didn't ask her to
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be fired she didn't complain like much it just happened and then she said like
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I grabbed my ass and then he got fired yeah like because she pointed out that
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it had happened and then his his you know his boss fired him yeah I thought I
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was sure my boss would give me a high five that's right or loan me the dollar
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yeah he's like did you grab T SP ass yeah did you pay for was he actually was
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he actually refusing to pay or was he just thinking it was it's a nothing
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thing I don't have to pay cuz seriously if someone suit me for a dollar and they
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won I didn't think they actually want the door I don't think it's up to him to
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decide that though I think I mean I'm I I'm we're joking around but he actually
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says that he never did it that that is the actual his actual statement is that
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he did not grab her ass and I think the reason he want to pay the dollar is
28:42
because he's like [ __ ] off I didn't do it so but yeah that's you don't just do
28:46
that you have to sort of still try and go through Court Avenues to do that
28:51
again you can't just go no I know because but the thing is too he if he's
28:54
doing that to make a statement well she's just spinning that to make it look
28:57
like he doesn't want to pay the money because he's he's an ass like there's no
29:02
you can't really win like if you didn't do it at this point you're [ __ ] anyway yeah yeah
29:09
so best to just yeah try and just pay the dollar pay the dollar and go away
29:14
let this not be in the [ __ ] press anymore yeah I mean it's cost him way
29:18
more than a dollar because I mean losing one job is one thing but being so famous
29:25
as a [ __ ] sexual predator that want to level higher you again is another
29:30
thing entirely yeah that's uh yeah that's not ideal like maybe you should
29:34
have just [ __ ] swallowed your porridge and not [ __ ] sud her I like
29:41
that phrase swallow your porridge swallow
29:47
your [ __ ] porridge wait do you not like porridge is that what no I love
29:51
porridge but you know how kids always just don't want to [ __ ] finish just
29:55
[ __ ] I'm trying to feed these kids [ __ ] porridge all the time they don't
29:58
want it I'm trying to force them to get ereck and eat porridge eat your porridge
30:04
they call it oatmeal here oh yeah because you know why cuz [ __ ] eating
30:08
porridge in your [ __ ] coint Cottage is like see I'm here I'm here in the
30:14
tropics right [ __ ] there's palm trees and sun shining and I'm trying to eat
30:20
you outside my window right now I'm looking at the window right now you see
30:23
go on snow [ __ ] ton of snow it's snow to be to be fair I'm not jealous the snow
30:29
oh I like the snow [ __ ] cold is [ __ ] cold we have my house is he I'm in the it's
30:35
heated I did uh I did see on Reddit recently cuz as as we all know I'm I'm
30:40
now a [ __ ] user yeah y um this apparently there's some spray that you
30:46
can use to defrost your window when it's been snowing do you know about this
30:51
spray I don't but that sounds cool yeah yeah so this girl borrowed a borrowed a
30:56
friend's car um and the windows were kind of you know
31:01
Misty from the from the snow uh so she opened the glove compartment found a can
31:06
of spray went and um sprayed the uh the
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windshield uh and she said she'd done the windshield and one of the side
31:15
windows before she realized she was actually holding a can of spray paint and not
31:22
oh why was it in the glove box I don't know like in her defense another story
31:28
together yeah but like if if that was me if like if you had said to me hey Danny
31:33
I've borrowed your car and um I've spray painted over several of the windows I'd
31:39
be like why and you were like oh I just thought there was a can of something
31:42
else I'd be like not good enough yeah that's right you should have read the
31:47
label yeah wow I haven't seen that stuff I have like a a
31:53
scraper uh thing for for ice and snow on the car that is a pain the butt do you
31:58
also have to Salt your driveway will you have to Salt the driveway of Dick
32:03
swallow uh well the there's most of the driveway in because you kind of come you
32:09
have to come through the woods to get to the house [ __ ] you uh it's it's kind of
32:15
uh not gravel it's like it's kind of like grally it's like a it's not paved
32:20
mhm or right but then once you get up to the house it is so I don't I don't know
32:24
I need to worry about it too much I will need to get the thing plowed if if it
32:30
snows a lot yeah you will yeah if it snows a lot well I can work from home
32:35
when it snows so whatever but uh yeah but if we're going to get out we need to
32:40
plow it perhaps if it snows a lot well if you're going to plow it you need you
32:44
need to get the jacket a plow jacket Oh I thought plow and then jacket I was
32:50
like I thought that you know I thought we would making sex
32:53
jokes we can I mean I'm happy to but for
32:57
once that's not what I meant yeah weird I was referring to
33:02
the Mr plow yeah yeah yeah yeah you forg no judgment here and then I'll [ __ ]
33:08
jerk off all over your driveway Johnny [ __ ]
33:15
Pig can we talk this article this [ __ ] made me laugh uh this is a guy
33:21
who it's a legal obviously to stream pay-per-view matches and things
33:25
pay-per-view I don't know do we kind of have them in Australia I think you know
33:28
if you yeah you want to see the big game
33:31
you pay uh to get that particular game and then you invite a bunch of people
33:36
around usually and have a party or whatever because you got prohibitively
33:39
expensive from doing it yourself it's like $50 to watch one game of a sport or
33:43
in this case uh the UFC the the you know the martial arts uh fighting thing that
33:50
I'm obviously very into because a lot about it yeah yeah yeah but uh this
33:55
gentleman managed to stream the uh the MMA by pretending that
34:01
it was a video game and then he just got on Twitch and then down on the bottom
34:06
right hand corner you can see him with a controller and headphones pretending to play
34:10
it yeah wait a minute wait a minute click through and look at the
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photo I'm look so he's down the bottom pretending to be playing it but it's not it's the
34:22
the the MMA that's look and this is a great picture and I love this and I want
34:27
to unpack this more but I just want to know I mean how how does
34:32
one I mean how is he able to watch it he's he so he's like clearly watching it
34:39
on the TV and kind of commentating I guess along but he's so he doesn't get
34:43
caught for copyright he's got a controller controller so it looks like
34:47
if some if they're going through looking for people you know who are broadcasting
34:51
things illegally it looks like he's playing a video game like he's playing the M the UFC
34:58
so this is uh his name's Lester gaming he got banned for for one day for doing
35:03
it that's not bad yeah Lester gaming AJ Lester his pre previously unknown
35:08
channel on Twitch uh who's now quite quite well known but what I don't
35:14
understand and maybe I'm missing something here he's he's illegally
35:17
streaming this right so he's he's hacked it or he's pirating some somehow he's
35:22
getting it for nothing right he he's paid for he's paid for it and he's
35:27
stream it so that other people can watch it and I assume CU you AC donations and
35:31
stuff on okay all right that's what I was missing yeah so now people can watch
35:36
it for free so I could I could have logged onto his twitch and just watched
35:40
his twitch feed and seen the game doesn't get caught he's pretending that it's a
35:46
game it's like you I'm not sure that's legally standing but I mean it's a good
35:51
plan you know the NRL Grand Final was on and you had to pay for it Luke pays for
35:57
it and then sets up by a twitch Channel with a with a little little overlay of
36:01
him with a controller in the bottom and just pretends he's he's you know who you
36:06
go for you go for the rabitos Luke wouldn't you rabitos yeah so he'd be
36:10
pretending that he's playing as the rabitos uh and then that you have to use
36:14
an analogy here because you literally don't know a single MMA fighter to
36:20
use you got Joe Rogan's doing the commentary that's all I know about
36:26
youc there's there's a man's punching the other man it's all very
36:32
exciting and they're allowed to do kicks too yeah I don't know a lot about MMA
36:39
I'd love to just get one and have you do the commentary on it just off the top of
36:42
your head [ __ ] what's what's going on now oh look at that he's sitting on him
36:47
got that guy's got punched in the head oh yeah now and they they've dropped
36:51
down to the mat for a quick snuggle they do a lot of that I'm I'm
36:57
sort of watching he I'm looking at his twitch Channel now you can sort of see
37:01
he had sort of very little views and then just after this happened he jumped
37:05
up to like 177,000 yeah so it's he's done well and now his Channel's back
37:09
down to two yeah because I mean unless you I mean unless he's planning on doing
37:13
more unless he's saying like every time there's a Pay-Per-View event I will be's
37:19
going do this well they're going to he's he's the the jig's up now because they
37:24
know didn't sound like it took long too is he going get in trouble for it like
37:29
for twitch he got the 24-hour band which is nothing but out the pay-per-view
37:35
people going to come after him maybe maybe it was a
37:40
risk speaking of pay-per-view if you want to pay per listen head over to
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over here at uh dick swallow
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and so patreon is now Shifting the fees
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to theate I was going to say customer but it's not you know customers really like
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Yeah The Pledger so if you if you so yeah be aware of this actually patrons
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of of this show that's why I wanted to bring it up because it if you are one of
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the people who donates to a lot of things on patreon you might want to take
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note of this cuz it can actually end up costing you a lot more money now yeah
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it's kind of [ __ ] to be honest I don't know I feel like for what if you don't
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understand what it is the way Paton used to work is the money you donated patreon
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would keep 5% mhm and that was their model now they've changed it that for
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every patreon that you sort of so everyone you donate to you pay an extra
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35 cents which they keep cuz we used to for example if you pledge $1 an
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a month would we would you would pay to us but now and we would get 95 cents of
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that $1 right and so whereas now they're going to put the fee on top of what
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you're paying so we don't pay the fee so I mean technically we get more money but
40:02
you get [ __ ] so and and and it's not just like that's per pledge so if you
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support ours and you know two or three other creators on patreon will you get
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stung like five times it's like I don't know seems a bit I I think they thought
40:21
it through you know they say they did they reckon they
40:26
they they did a bunch of tests and this is the best yeah they think it's going
40:30
to in the long run it will work out better but the initial thing if people
40:34
are donating to a lot of different things I think that I understand if
40:38
people drop out if they're paying for like 10 20 things I understand them
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having to drop some of them yeah it just seems I don't know we'll see but yeah so
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if you if you are a supporter of this show we thank you and we are sorry that
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you are now going to get charged a bit more every month it's yeah we had
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nothing to do with it only found out about it the other day ourselves we
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weren't asking for this nope I support it though I'll take that extra 5 cents
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for sure yeah I know it's going to make a huge difference yeah yeah yeah I mean
41:09
people making like hundreds of thousands on patreon will obviously see a huge
41:13
shift but then they're going to lose a bunch of patrons too so it's kind of
41:16
like I don't know it's it's kind of a gamble for patreon well I mean if if
41:21
you're making hundreds of thousands of dollars on patreon all I can say is um
41:25
you must have really nice tits [Music]
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some some people have pointed out that like I said I don't know how true
41:35
this is cuz I'm not quite sure how it all works behind the scenes but the the
41:38
the it seems like patreon themselves are going to be making a lot more money now
41:43
that this change has come in and that maybe that's the motivation behind it I
41:47
don't know if that's true I don't want to accuse them of
41:49
anything to me it seems a lot of like a lot of people would be donating like1 to5
41:55
right so 5% of a dollar is 5 cents but now if they're charging you 35 cents for
42:01
every dollar that would be a big change yes for them patreon making money yeah
42:07
yeah they like well yeah every every thing you support they now are getting
42:12
money from instead of just one transaction
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C but we'll wait and see what it does
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yeah we will we will see MH I guess we don't have a choice cuz we will see yeah
42:28
yeah they've doing it so yes game
42:33
awards they just happened this week I saw that breath of the wild won
42:39
[ __ ] I want to play it [ __ ] really you love Zelda you love
42:45
Zelda games I love Zelda games I don't like that game
42:50
okay fair enough I'm just getting up so I'll run through who won what okay so
42:56
yeah game year Legend of Zelda mhm breath of the wild which I still don't
43:01
understand mhm um see best game Direction
43:06
Nintendo uh best action game Matt this is for you Wolfenstein 2 oh nice I
43:11
bought that M the other week I haven't played it yet I haven't played it yet
43:16
best art Direction cuphead okay have either of you seen or
43:21
played cuphead I've played it I played it at um uh I don't know some convention
43:27
I I have played it a little bit yeah it's not for me it's actually quite fun
43:30
and I can understand it getting art Direction and best independent game cuz
43:34
it is not in Old 1950s cartoons it's sort of all handdrawn and all in that
43:40
style I the only thing I like about it is the art actually and well sorry
43:45
that's not true I don't like the gameplay I like a lot of other things
43:48
about music and stuff's good too I don't mean to diminish any one particular art
43:51
artistic thing I don't like the gameplay best role playing game Persona 5
43:57
haven't played that best fighting game Injustice 2 don't care about that best
44:03
family game Super Mario Odyssey I really want to play that I've literally played
44:07
none of these best action adventure Legend of Zelda I really want to play
44:11
that uh best music near aom New aom I don't know something I haven't played I
44:18
know what it is haven't played it um best ongoing game
44:23
OverWatch not for me this is a one and I think it's a bit [ __ ] best
44:29
multiplayer game player unknowns Battlegrounds okay not technically
44:34
releas has been released yet yeah so it can't win although they're saying it
44:38
actually goes live in like two weeks well that's not that's that's still not
44:43
released it's not before it won the award for the best game so that's a bit
44:49
unusual but yeah fair enough and also best strategy game Mario plus Rabbids
44:55
Kingdom battle oh okay I do actually want to play that one it looks a lot like
45:01
XCOM and those kind of games I'm not Baran rabbits combined with XCOM yeah
45:07
I'm interested I I think I would probably enjoy that yeah I would not I'm
45:12
still upset about Legend of Zelda winning fair enough I got I got sucked
45:18
back into [ __ ] Skyrim this week did I only had a little I didn't
45:23
have much time to play games this week but when I did I was just like so you
45:26
went for I just really felt like playing Skyrim yeah and you know what I [ __ ]
45:30
loved it like I have no regrets I enjoyed the couple of hours that I
45:34
played Skyrim yeah Skyrim is my go-to dip end game at the moment it's so good
45:39
you can get that's not a quick game that's something where if I start
45:42
playing I get lost in it for hours yeah no I just had a few things I wanted to take care
45:49
of it's good just check on your orphan no I don't have an orphan yet I it's a
45:53
big commitment I'm not ready for that yet I have two two
45:59
children finish building your house oh man my house is [ __ ] finished I still
46:04
have not built a house I need to go back to that game is can you build anywhere
46:08
else in that game we're [ __ ] talking about Skyrim again what the [ __ ] sorry
46:11
that's my fault 2017 we're like so well it just came out on the swich
46:18
so they keep re-releasing it it's a game that never ends yeah that said I'm so
46:24
[ __ ] bored of games lately and in I've and every time this happens I go
46:29
back to Retro games so in the past fortnite I've played through Arthur the
46:33
Quest for Excalibur the text Adventure right that's amazing God yeah and
46:38
Indiana Jones in the fate of Atlantis I [ __ ] love that game yeah great game
46:44
I've been i' I'm nearly finished it uh I've been playing through the Legend of
46:50
Zelda A Link Between Worlds to the Past Link Between Worlds one on the 3s yeah
46:56
the 3DS one that is it's very good I'm really enjoying it I don't know why I
47:00
didn't play all the way through it before I have never ever played a Zelda
47:05
game oh man they're great I have finished every single Zelda
47:10
game except for breath of the wild did you finish sky with sword as and and yep
47:16
huh all right I have that I haven't never finished it though I think I've
47:21
actually put the the whole reason I brought a switch was for Zelda yeah I
47:27
will I'm going to get one eventually spent a lot of money on it and I played
47:30
it for about two hours every now and again I go back and
47:35
try again and then I forget how to play it and then I just turn it off so so
47:41
depressing I I saw a movie this week I saw a movie just the other night what
47:45
did you see I saw a movie based on another movie or the story of another
47:50
movie I saw the Disaster Artist which is
47:54
the film about the making of the room
47:58
I'm pretty excited to see this movie
48:02
Matt it is very good I enjoyed it a lot I don't I'm not going to give
48:08
spoilers it's hard to spoil it though like if you don't know what the room is
48:12
I definitely think you should watch the room first uh you talking to me or the
48:17
listeners cuz I was [ __ ] there when you saw it I know I know you've seen it
48:20
I know you've seen I know Luke hasn't cuz [ __ ] I haven't I know of it
48:24
though I feel like if you you hadn't if you if if someone watched disaster
48:30
without seeing the room they might not believe that it's real yeah CU it's just
48:35
and even even so like because I've read the book The Disaster Artist by Greg
48:40
cestro who stars in the room uh it's his the book that he wrote about what
48:45
happened and about Tommy the guy the guy wrote directed and produced and
48:49
everything the the room the he's very strange man and I feel like if you haven't seen the
48:55
room you wouldn't believe it like because because and then once you see
49:01
the room you you go what the [ __ ] who who made this why why did this get made
49:05
like what is this and then then you're ready to believe the story you
49:09
know I think the movie's very good I think James Franco does a good Tommy
49:14
impression uh I do think because I have read the book and I feel like there's a
49:19
bunch of interesting stuff that they left out and I completely understand why
49:22
they left it out because it's a film it's not a book um so I I I still still
49:26
think like Dan in particular you should read the book because right they they
49:32
kind of they streamline things a lot for the movie which I know like it's a movie
49:35
it's to entertain it's not a documentary like it's a film um but I they kind
49:40
of combine things together and then it all kind of wraps up things in ways that
49:47
I was like oh okay I understand why they did that but I feel like the the reality
49:51
of it was more interesting but
49:54
uh but it is very fun and it is very uh interesting and it does it does
50:01
in general it tells you what happened so sure I recommend it yeah it's it's not
50:08
playing here it's not playing here so I'm going to have to either find an art
50:12
housee that will screen it or see it in Italy yeah I don't think it's getting a
50:18
release here as well bumer well if you watch it make sure you
50:23
watch after the credits because there is a post credit CU Nick Fury shows
50:28
up well someone shows up and it's worth it all right all right yeah it's the
50:35
best actually the best scene and I'm sad yeah best scene in the whole movie is after the
50:41
credit so yeah you know who you asked to be in Star Wars Episode 9 yeah Tommy
50:47
Tommy was [ __ ] Tommy was there [ __ ] Maniac cuz the thing is he
50:52
doesn't think he thinks this is he's made a great movie doesn't it he you see
50:57
I i' there there's a lot of Truth in uh in the film even though it deviates a
51:01
little bit from the book but like you'll see he's I think he's just kind of a sad guy
51:08
like I he he knows it's a bad movie he just want he just think he just
51:15
wants people to know believe that he did it intentionally trying to think it was
51:19
a comedy he calls it a comedy a black comedy
51:24
which he he it was not meant to be a comedy yeah yeah it wouldn't be funny if
51:30
it had been meant to be a comedy yeah the reason it's funny is
51:34
because it was a he tried to make a serious film and it was [ __ ]
51:38
awful oh he's wearing tuxedo boo oh no it's fine he's got a football yeah
51:44
that's the other thing too if you if you're G to go see the room and I do
51:47
recommend you do it if you if you live in Sydney like I know a lot of our
51:49
listeners are in Australia if you live in Sydney I I don't know if the Orum
51:54
still does it but the Orum in uh in
51:57
uh uh neutral Bay or that area uh they used to do once a month screenings of
52:02
the room go like see it with a crowd of people and I would say to you too Luke
52:08
don't just pop it on at home like if you're going to watch it watch it with
52:11
people and I mean maybe even watch it drunk I'm just saying yeah like it's
52:17
worth it to watch it with a bunch of people and like even the first time if
52:21
you see with a crowd and they've all seen it like you might miss things
52:24
because they were yelling m uh but it's worth it and and then yeah God [ __ ]
52:31
the room you know they did it as a musical in uh in Sydney once but it was
52:36
before we had come across it but my friend was telling me about
52:40
it um it was called you're tearing me
52:46
apartment and uh it was a musical but at the time when my friend was telling me
52:50
about it I was like yeah that just sounds [ __ ] garbage he's like no no
52:53
no it's a musical based on a really [ __ ] movie and I'm like yeah yeah I'm not
52:57
interested but now you know better I know now seriously the room's tops check
53:04
it out I'll get around to it one day there's no rush it's not going anywhere
53:10
maybe it is so so we've got directors being fired left right and Center at the
53:14
moment and I see it seems to Norm these days I see someone else has been fired
53:20
well it depends who you ask really uh I I assume that we're talking
53:25
about uh Mr Brian singer yeah yeah I'm
53:30
he's he's been he's come out of this fairly unscathed so far which surprises
53:35
me only because we've often heard in the past of him being up to naughty things
53:42
on and he he we haven't heard a whole lot from him of late which is probably
53:47
it's just his thing you can't call him on it yeah yeah I think you're right but
53:52
uh but he's he's not in trouble for uh molesting anyone although he's molested
53:58
countless people if you believe the stories uh MH but I'm glad you threw
54:03
that in there at the end just so that we covered yeah that's right no liable uh
54:09
if you believe all those countless people over many many years who have
54:15
said that he's sexually interfered with them yeah but hey if you believe them if
54:20
you believe Jud either way there are quite a lot of them though y yeah some
54:27
of them I know personally and have told me to my face uh so we don't we don't
54:33
consider them to be Liars very trustworthy people um but
54:39
that's not what he's in trouble for um he's been fired from the Freddy Mercury
54:43
movie uh Freddy Mercury movie should be interesting Freddy is an interesting guy
54:49
so uh you know absolutely I thought that was close to me being finished it is it
54:53
is apparently they had three weeks left to shoot um and then depending who you ask if you
54:59
ask Brian Singer he asked for some time off uh and the studio told him that he
55:04
couldn't and uh he said well I've got some important family business so I'm
55:08
going to have to step down from this or if you ask the studio they say he
55:12
literally just didn't show up for a few days and when they contacted him finally
55:17
he said look I've [ __ ] got stuff to do okay and so they sacked
55:21
in after they had one of the actors quit and then they convinced him to come back
55:27
cuz apparent well allegedly he didn't get along with Brian Singer and they had
55:31
some other issues yeah apparently I did know they've replaced
55:36
him now on the film they've replaced him with Dexter Fletcher was that a joke or
55:41
is that no that's the real guy's name I was like Dexter Fletcher sounds like a
55:43
comedy name I was like I couldn't remember trying to work out of you were
55:46
making a joke the only thing that I did was I put this link in here right cuz I
55:51
think they've just replaced him with Brian Singer in a wig like click through
55:55
that link I put in there and look at the photos at the top I think he's just
55:59
pulled a shi a Shifty on them just click
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on through he's just put a wig
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on no it's not me it's not Brian Singer
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it's Dexter
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Fletcher yeah yeah yeah you could be right this is like the opposite of Clark
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Kent Superman's thing where the glasses give it away this is why I'm not even
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changing the glasses I've literally just put on a funny wig
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yeah and a tie yeah I'm not the same person I'm wearing a
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[Laughter] tie well hopefully this doesn't uh make
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the film [ __ ] because swapping directors tends to do that sometimes yeah got a
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couple of them in the pipeline at the moment I mean obviously uh the just is
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League uh had had that and I think the next one to come out is the actual Next
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Star Wars movie The Han Solo one oh yeah after Last Jedi [ __ ] last Jedi's next
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week by the way guys [ __ ] yeah I know I know and I was uh I haven't bought
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tickets to it because I have been assuming that I'll uh I'll be invited by
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proxy to a uh industry screening of it
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uh and then I just found out that uh my my partner H is going to be in another
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country watching it at that other country's screening so uh oh so it might
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be time to look into getting a ticket I might have to yeah I'm going to be
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seeing it here next Wednesday night I think or is it Thursday night it's it's
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it's not too far behind Australia which I was like okay at least I can see it
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near when Luke sees it I'm seeing it at midnight Wednesday
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night okay yeah you'll still see it before me but uh he'll see it before
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regardless yeah even if he and I both saw it at midnight on Wednesday he'd
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still see it 3 hours before me he could technically text me and spoil it before
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I'd even gone in what a dick but I'm not going to do the midnight thing um but I
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may just I may just take the next day off work and just see the morning
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session you know see a see a 10:00 session well it's it it's say 600 p.m.
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here which is very reasonable I don't know why on one thing I don't understand
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about spoilers how people get upset when they go on internet and read spoilers
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why don't you just stop reading well because I don't understand
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how you can read like I was reading something the other day and I read and I
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saw where it was going so I just stopped and then no spoiler quite often and the
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ones that upset me the most are the ones that don't make it obvious they're a
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spoiler but give something away just by the little that they do say and I'm not
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talking about Star Wars I'm I'm just talking about the uh people in general
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go I'm not going to spoil it for you but X happens it's like why did you [ __ ]
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say that yeah exactly right yeah yeah yeah just just stop the second you see
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anything about what you're interested about just stop reading problem solved
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worked for me for years just stop reading yeah you're good at that yeah
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but you've just stop when you don't mean stop reading the article you just mean
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don't ever read anything and you'll be fine exactly problem solved what ever
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happen again well there is a spoiler potential spoiler uh here in the
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spreadsheet I I had already seen that the TV spot but there's something in one
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of the new TV spots that people hadn't seen before yeah that's right and people
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and they lost their [ __ ] over it uh although I feel it's
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fairly it's probably just nothing uh I I agree I think uh I think in theory if
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you just described this to me I'd think it meant something but when you see it
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it becomes clear that there's probably a much less interesting explanation for
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why this I assume you've read this in the in the spreadsheet unless you're
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refusing to read that as well Luke read what the the description of what it is
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that's in the TV spot the people are losing their minds over no you haven't
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read that said don't read all right do do you want us to not tell
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you oh you can tell me all right I don't believe in spoilers fine so potential
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spoiler alert listeners although it's in the TV spot so [ __ ]
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whatever just because it's in the TV spot doesn't mean it's not a spoiler
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actually every trailer in TV spot is a spoiler so I don't understand why people
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get upset about spoilers watch these today but they used to be an unspoken
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rule if you made a trailer for something you didn't give anything away you just
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showed bits from the setup of the plot to start off and then you just showed
1:00:52
action sequences out of context and now it's like by the way the [ __ ] Hulk
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comes in halfway and all it would be amazing to see that if you didn't
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already know which you do I read an article actually it was related to the
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to the Hulk in particular because people said that they it they would have
1:01:06
enjoyed Ragnarok more if they didn't know the Hulk was in it and there was an
1:01:10
article that was actually a bunch of psychologists that said well actually
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you wouldn't have because they have proven that if you already
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know what's going to happen you will enjoy the ride more than having it be
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surprised because depending on your mood and your state of mind and you know what
1:01:30
you had for breakfast and that kind of thing anything happening that you didn't
1:01:35
know was going to happen might just not land well with you whereas if you if you
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go into a film and you know exactly what's going to happen and you're just
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going to watch it you probably will enjoy it that's an interesting Theory it's
1:01:49
interesting Theory so but uh in this case the thing
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that happens is is that Ray has hold of kylo Ren's lightsaber for two seconds in
1:02:01
the TV spot and everyone's like oh my God she's a [ __ ] Seth but she's not
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cuz it's kylo Ren's lightsaber yeah that's right you saw her with a red
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lightsaber yeah they've been going on about this a while and how Luke's on the
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red poster as well as the blue poster and blah blah blah let's just wait and
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see what happens in the movie yeah yeah to point blank asked Daisy Ridley about
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it on a talk show and she's [ __ ] professional at not answering these
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questions like she just starts talking in about the force and how it's you know
1:02:31
the force is kind of you know not not really good or evil it's kind of a gray
1:02:35
area and then talks about it in a nice way and she's so charming and then 5
1:02:40
minutes later you go wait a minute she didn't answer that [ __ ] question at
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all yeah she's good like that yeah they've trained them well do you guys
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remember a couple of years back when the force awakens came out right and we were
1:02:52
we were cautiously optimistic and then mhm the film started and in about a
1:02:57
minute maybe less he realized it didn't
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suck and like I I
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[ __ ] I hope that's the feeling I get with this one too yeah well I'm really
1:03:12
hoping so as well because they've given him a lot more movies to make yeah I
1:03:16
like him they've got a lot of faith in this I don't like his films in his
1:03:20
previous films that much but I've seen him in interviews and I think I like him
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yeah oh I like him lot so I have some faith in him at this
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point I guess just from from that I'm willing to go on the ride with him I
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just I just hope he doesn't break my heart yeah yeah although knowing oh
1:03:41
knowing five days he has he has come out publicly and said that uh there's a
1:03:46
chance that he'll be putting jaar Binks into his upcoming
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Trilogy I hope he gets murdered I'm assuming he's joking CU he actually was
1:03:56
very explicit uh someone asked him people would been oh he's doing the Old
1:04:00
Republic he's doing the Old Republic and he said no I'm doing something you
1:04:03
haven't seen before I I'm my so I'd be very surprised if he
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includes anything that's already in Star Wars unless they make him include things
1:04:14
cuz they like to do that yeah there's no
1:04:17
way they would make him make him include
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jar like that's just that's a terrible thing that would be that would be funny
1:04:29
they're like you want to do your own Trilogy oh [ __ ] yeah that'd be amazing
1:04:31
and then he's like I can't believe Disney's going to let me do my whole
1:04:34
Star Wars own Star Wars Trilogy he turns up there he he's the contracts uh don't
1:04:39
just give it a sign don't worry about reading it no no no I I got to make sure
1:04:42
my lawyer's here and then you scroll just on the large page it's got like
1:04:45
other conditions and then it just says must include Judo beings and he's like
1:04:50
the [ __ ] mind you if that's all it said if it didn't say how you had to include
1:04:54
him I'd be like absolutely yep I got this do this because the first scene uh
1:05:01
it would actually start I would cast Edward Norton right as as a rogue Bounty
1:05:05
Hunter and I would shave his head so that he appeared the way he did in
1:05:10
American History X right yeah and then the film would open it would just fade
1:05:15
in on his face he also has swasti t on him yeah swasti tats right but to for
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the for the old Hindi sign of Peace obviously being ironic andace and death
1:05:26
to gin yeah that's right yeah and he and
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it's just fades in on him he just says
1:05:34
put your mouth on the curb and then the camera just pans down and jar is lying
1:05:41
in the gutter crying and then he just bites the curb
1:05:46
and Edward Norton just Stomps his face and crushes his
1:05:52
skull and then then the open and then you don't come
1:05:58
back to that character or scene ever again nothing to do with it that's all
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