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Highest cheating careers, bluebottle stings, and Shannon Noll for NRL Grand Final performance? | Full Show · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: The Chemist Warehouse half-price cosmetic sale is on now. Stock
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  Speaker 1: at Chemist Warehouse.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. It's Mikey. It's Amy Girard for Chemist Warehouse.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Amy.
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  Speaker 3: You're tired.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little tired, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What'd you do?
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  Speaker 1: Well, the brekkie thing's a bit new to me, right? Obviously,
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  Speaker 1: a few months in.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm just trying.
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  Speaker 4: To test the boundaries, I guess, test the waters, see
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  Speaker 4: how late I can stay up.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, and then still function.
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  Speaker 4: And still function and not want to cry when my
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  Speaker 4: alarm goes off in the morning. I probably pushed it
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  Speaker 4: a little too far last night.
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  Speaker 5: How late?
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  Speaker 1: It was after 10.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, too late.
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  Speaker 1: Too late?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. Mine got to 8.15 and I
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  Speaker 2: was freaking out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's huge for you. Aren't you in bed at 7?
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  Speaker 2: No, 8.
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  Speaker 1: You're in bed at 8.
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  Speaker 6: I'm in bed at 8 and I want to be
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  Speaker 6: asleep shortly after that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I had to take a sleeping aid again last
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  Speaker 4: night because I played Nepal on a Wednesday for the Diamonds.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's also a Diamonds fan.
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  Speaker 1: And for Australia, guys. I play netball for Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they do that on a Wednesday night at a
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  Speaker 2: suburban ground, do they? Yes, they do.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But our game was at like 7.30. And so then
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  Speaker 4: by the time I got home, it was about 8.30.
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  Speaker 4: Then I had to have a shower.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You know what you're going to have to do, Amy,
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  Speaker 6: now that you've signed on to do this gig?
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 2: You're going to have to get rid of your diamonds.
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  Speaker 7: No, never.
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  Speaker 2: You can't do things on a weeknight when you do
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  Speaker 2: breakfast radio, can you, Sean?
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  Speaker 7: Never.
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  Speaker 3: It's impossible.
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  Speaker 2: It is, right?
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  Speaker 3: It's impossible.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I had a dinner last week, I think.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Even a dinner on a weeknight, I'm usually like, yeah, no.
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  Speaker 3: You can't do it, hey.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I did. It was my girlfriend's birthday, so we
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  Speaker 2: went out and it was on the Wednesday.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And at nine o'clock, you're like, right, let's go. Let's
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  Speaker 1: wrap it up.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go, people. Yeah. Weeknight dinners, weeknight sporting activities.
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  Speaker 3: You can do them just real early. You've got to
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  Speaker 3: have your weeknight dinner at 4 p.m.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sean has an even earlier start than me. I couldn't
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  Speaker 4: do Sean's hours.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have to keep playing for the Diamonds?
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, I play on Friday as well.
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  Speaker 2: How good is it, by the way, the pub actually thought?
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  Speaker 2: He's on the phone. You actually thought she played for
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  Speaker 2: the Diamonds, didn't you, buddy?
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  Speaker 1: I did, yes.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't realise it was a joke and I was
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  Speaker 4: telling people, oh, I work with someone who plays for
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  Speaker 4: the Diamonds.
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  Speaker 3: And my friends were like, no, you don't. You know,
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  Speaker 3: that's the national team.
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  Speaker 4: It's like when I was a paralegal and as a joke,
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  Speaker 4: I used to tell, I literally, as a joke, I
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  Speaker 4: would say, oh, I'm a lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: Or on my Instagram posts, I'd hashtag lawyer's life.
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  Speaker 6: Was it a joke or were you trying to?
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  Speaker 4: No, it was an actual joke because I was a paralegal.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, well, I'm basically a lawyer. And
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  Speaker 4: then all of these people would start contacting my mum
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  Speaker 4: and dad. oh, did Amy do a law degree?
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  Speaker 2: Because what are you going to do to do paralegal?
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  Speaker 7: Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing, no. You can do, well, I didn't go to uni.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Paralegal is basically like I was, before that I was
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  Speaker 4: a TV producer.
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  Speaker 1: It's just assisting a higher role.
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  Speaker 4: So I was a producer for my director in TV.
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  Speaker 6: So you're kind of a lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly right. Paralegal, there's legal in there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, legal lawyer.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Sean, you're running a story about, Well, young people
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  Speaker 6: not moving out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 11: So they reckon half of young Aussies still live with
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  Speaker 11: their parents. So 54% of men between the ages of
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  Speaker 11: 18 and 29 are still at home right now.
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  Speaker 3: For women, it's a little lower. That's 45%.
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  Speaker 2: They move out a bit quicker.
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  Speaker 6: I think I was at home until I was like, Oh, 27, 28,
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  Speaker 6: I finally moved out.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been surprised if you were still at home.
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  Speaker 2: I'd go back there now. I mean, no, I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 6: I spent like a week with him down in our
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  Speaker 6: holiday house over Christmas and I was like, that was enough.
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  Speaker 6: But there was no, what was the rush? I remember
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  Speaker 6: I had a girlfriend at the time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, see, I was the opposite.
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  Speaker 2: She really wanted to move out and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Do we have to?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because you're a boy.
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  Speaker 1: You've got it so good.
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  Speaker 4: And your mum was probably washing your clothes and your
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  Speaker 4: little undies and cooking your dinner.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even want to move out. I'm going back.
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  Speaker 2: Mum and dad, I'm coming home.
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming home. I couldn't get out of there quick enough.
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  Speaker 2: When did you move out?
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  Speaker 1: I think I was about... How old would I have been?
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  Speaker 4: 19?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, gee.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I moved out with a boyfriend.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then I always wanted to be out.
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  Speaker 4: And then when I was 21, I moved overseas to
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  Speaker 4: the UK and lived over there for like two, three years.
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  Speaker 1: My brothers, though, both, especially my youngest, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: he moved out until he was like 29, 30. There
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  Speaker 1: you go.
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  Speaker 2: It's a boy thing.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, leave mum and dad's home, you freeloader.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You, Sean? I was 23, I think.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're reasonably young, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel for kids these days, though. Like, cost of living,
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  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, it's hard.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how anyone can move out.
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  Speaker 6: No, just stay there. Why don't we all still live together?
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  Speaker 6: And there's going to be some chaos at Sydney Airport today,
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  Speaker 6: which will affect our Melbourne listeners as well. Because it's
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  Speaker 6: the biggest airport in the country, so there'll be a
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  Speaker 6: flow-on result.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, yeah. So there's two strikes happening.
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  Speaker 11: So the ground staff are walking off for the next
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  Speaker 11: 24 hours, and then there's security that are walking off for,
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  Speaker 11: Two two-hour strikes, 7.30 to 9.30 and then later this afternoon.
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  Speaker 11: They reckon that's the one that's going to really impact
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  Speaker 11: because obviously they're screening you in and whatnot. But as
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  Speaker 11: for delays, right, it depends who you believe at the moment.
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  Speaker 11: So the airline's saying, no, there won't be any delays.
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  Speaker 11: The airport's saying, yeah, extra travel time. And the unions
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  Speaker 11: reckon it'll be chaos.
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  Speaker 3: Chaos.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to know if strikes actually work.
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  Speaker 4: Like, is there a desire?
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  Speaker 1: Obviously, it's for more pay, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming.
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  Speaker 2: More pay and conditions or better conditions or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Does it ever work?
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  Speaker 1: Do they ever get their desired outcomes?
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  Speaker 6: Teachers were doing it for a while there, and they
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  Speaker 6: got a pretty good pay rise in New South Wales. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I think they– 30% or something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's great.
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  Speaker 11: I feel like the strike action really starts the movement
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  Speaker 11: of like, hey, start paying us, and then usually what
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  Speaker 11: I see happening in news and whatnot– is that they
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  Speaker 11: might get half.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you meet in the middle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so like the teachers might have wanted 60%, they
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  Speaker 6: ended up getting 30%.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you who should strike. I feel like the
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  Speaker 4: people who are the most underpaid are nurses.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like they do not.
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  Speaker 7: Get enough money.
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  Speaker 2: We'd be in a lot of trouble if they striked.
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  Speaker 1: Though, wouldn't we? Exactly right. Yeah. We'd be in a
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  Speaker 1: lot of trouble if they didn't exist, so why are
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  Speaker 1: they so underpaid?
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  Speaker 2: What about radio announcers, you know? Should we strike? You
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  Speaker 2: wake up one morning and all you hear is this.
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  Speaker 3: Some people might be stoked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they might enjoy that.
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  Speaker 1: What an improvement.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I drove here this morning. Sometimes I listen
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  Speaker 4: to my music. Sometimes I talk to my friends. At
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  Speaker 4: the moment, I talk to occasionally my parents because they're
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  Speaker 4: in the UK. It's their night time. Today I just
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  Speaker 4: drove in complete and utter silence.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: It was actually really nice.
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  Speaker 4: I normally listen to Sean's news and then I just
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  Speaker 4: turn everything off.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: That's nice. Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, the POM's on five to six.
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  Speaker 6: Don't listen to Alec the POM's Hour of Power.
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  Speaker 1: What time are you on?
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  Speaker 3: 5 till 6 a.m.
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  Speaker 2: Every day.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, mate, I heard you this morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to listen tomorrow for you.
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  Speaker 6: He did a good little break about a Rubik's Cube.
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  Speaker 2: Go on, tell everyone you have 10 seconds.
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  Speaker 3: There's somebody from China. They're six years old.
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  Speaker 11: They've just broken the world record for the fastest solving
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  Speaker 11: of a Rubik's Cube.
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  Speaker 3: They did it in four and a half seconds. There
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  Speaker 3: you go.
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  Speaker 1: Four and a half seconds, and they're six years old.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: China, if you'd bothered listening, you'd know.
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  Speaker 6: And you're going to go and see Robbie Williams live
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  Speaker 6: for Tradie versus Lady. Still unconfirmed reports that he'll be
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  Speaker 6: joining Kylie.
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  Speaker 2: Don't say it.
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  Speaker 3: It was somewhere written on Facebook, I believe, Mikey.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we figured out.
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  Speaker 3: He's taking it and he's running with it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like how you drop a joke and then
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  Speaker 4: you say the same joke every day.
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  Speaker 6: For like six months.
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  Speaker 2: It gets funnier as it goes on, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Does it? Maybe in your head, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You'll all be thanking me when you're watching the AFL
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  Speaker 6: Grand Final and Robbie Williams joins Kylie Minogue out there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Robbie Williams, if he is joining Kylie, he should
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  Speaker 1: just come out and then also do the NRL.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they don't have anyone, do they?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What's the latest with that, Sean? Still no one?
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  Speaker 3: Still no one. I'm sure there's plenty of bands ready
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  Speaker 3: to go.
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  Speaker 2: Well, your band. What's your band called again? The Ritzy Kids.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we petition to get the Ritzy Kids?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: AFL, NFL.
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  Speaker 3: We'd do it for a carton of beer.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You'd do it for nothing. Desperate.
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  Speaker 1: Have we got contacts at the NRL? Let's get the
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  Speaker 1: Ritzy Kids on.
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  Speaker 6: This company would have some contacts there. Katrina is our lady.
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  Speaker 10: Good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: You are a sparky. She's a trainee too.
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  Speaker 3: I am, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you're the trainee and then James will be
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  Speaker 2: the lady.
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, exactly right.
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  Speaker 4: How is it, are you working, do you work predominantly
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  Speaker 4: in quite a male industry, right?
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  Speaker 1: How's it working with all the dudes?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I love it. Like, you know what, they all
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  Speaker 7: get around me and help me learn new things, so
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  Speaker 7: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: What are they, are they, they're not creepy or anything?
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  Speaker 7: For the most part, they're not.
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  Speaker 6: They're all right.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure some of them are, especially if Katrina's a
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  Speaker 4: beautiful-looking woman.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: As I am. As you are.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so you drive a Holden Colorado. Oh, another Holden.
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  Speaker 1: Currently single.
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  Speaker 6: Would you date a guy you met at work, or
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  Speaker 6: are you trying to stay away from the tradies?
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  Speaker 9: Hmm.
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  Speaker 7: Look, I love a tradie, but maybe not from my work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think that's smart. What's that whole thing?
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  Speaker 1: You don't shit where you eat?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because then if something goes bad, it just makes the
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  Speaker 4: whole working environment awkward.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't always kept to that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You haven't always kept to that?
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  Speaker 2: No, not back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Well, but that says a lot about you.
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  Speaker 6: Loved a promo girl from the street team back.
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  Speaker 1: In the day. Oh, I bet you did.
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  Speaker 4: And so what happened a few years ago when you
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  Speaker 4: were away camping with the girls?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we were camping in New South Wales and it
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  Speaker 7: was like 35 degrees. So we were out camping and
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  Speaker 7: we were parked next to this water trough. Probably hadn't
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  Speaker 7: been used for like five, six years. So it was
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  Speaker 7: all like slimy and groggy like you could imagine. But
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  Speaker 7: it was so hot. The only way to cool off
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  Speaker 7: was literally to just jump in there. And that's what
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  Speaker 7: I did. And that's why my friends just love me,
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  Speaker 7: because I literally would do anything to cool off.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you couldn't shower after that, though. There were no showers.
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  Speaker 7: No, because, yeah, we were just camping, so there was
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  Speaker 7: no way to shower, nothing. I literally just, like, for
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  Speaker 7: the cows in the paddock.
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  Speaker 2: For them to drink out of.
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  Speaker 1: For them to drink, and you've just taken a dip
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  Speaker 1: in it.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Are you a camper, Amy? I can't see you camping.
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  Speaker 1: I am not a camper.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 4: I actually was playing netball last night. Shout out to
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  Speaker 4: Nat if she's listening. She's another girl who plays for
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  Speaker 4: the Diamonds. And she was telling me they're going camping
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  Speaker 4: for two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, like glamping? No, full camping. No,
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  Speaker 1: full tents.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, full tents.
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  Speaker 4: And then she was like, you know we travelled around
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  Speaker 4: Australia just camping everywhere.
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  Speaker 6: That'd be good tents, though, wouldn't it?
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  Speaker 1: For seven months.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, wow. I just.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like you're either a camper or you're not.
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  Speaker 4: Like my brother and his wife, they love camping. They
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  Speaker 4: go to places where there's no electricity, no mobile phone service,
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  Speaker 4: no toilets, no nothing. They're digging holes, shitting in the ground.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, you're going to get wolf creaked
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  Speaker 4: out there. How will anyone know if you go missing?
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  Speaker 6: I can do it for like a night or two
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  Speaker 6: and then I'm over it. One night actually.
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  Speaker 1: Also, what about wolves?
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  Speaker 2: We don't have them in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry. What's the thing that took the dingo?
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  Speaker 10: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: What about– it's a no from me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see. Very passionate no from you.
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  Speaker 1: Very passionate.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Katrina, weighing in at 75 kgs, it's Katrina,
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  Speaker 4: the Muddy Menace.
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  Speaker 2: We are meeting our tradie– well, yeah, another tradie, James. Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, James.
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  Speaker 9: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I hit the wrong button.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, mate.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, James.
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  Speaker 8: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good.
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  Speaker 7: That's all?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, mate.
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  Speaker 6: You're a concreter, married with two kids you got.
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  Speaker 2: What do you got, boy and a girl?
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: Boy, boy, girl, girl?
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Boy and a girl.
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: You got a Hyundai Tucson.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: Tucson.
• 12:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 12:26
  Speaker 6: Now, yesterday, so something happened to you at work. A
• 12:28
  Speaker 6: guy was being a smartass. So what did you do
• 12:31
  Speaker 6: to him?
• 12:32
  Speaker 10: Well, a guy who's been a smartass, we backed up
• 12:34
  Speaker 10: the truck and he was behind the chute and we
• 12:36
  Speaker 10: poured concrete in his boots.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: As he was wearing them?
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: As he was wearing them.
• 12:41
  Speaker 6: Isn't that what the mafia do to murder people?
• 12:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, well, that's the trick of the trade. You be cheeky,
• 12:48
  Speaker 7: we fill up your boots.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: How quickly does the cement set? Would he have been
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: able to.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Tip it out? Oh, no, he'll be able to tip
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: it out, but it was just, yeah. Yeah.
• 12:59
  Speaker 7: Not a good feeling for him to start the morning.
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: Imagine he put his feet in them and then it
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: just sat around his feet.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the idea. And that is how... Oh, hold on.
• 13:08
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: That's how they used to murder people in the mafia.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: What was that?
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: You're actually going to put concrete in.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: Your boots and then take you out on a boat
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: and see you later.
• 13:16
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: See you later.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: And you'd sink to the bottom.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: You'll be sleeping with the fishes.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Sleeping with the fishes. Oh, wow.
• 13:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Weighing in at 75 kilos, it's James the Godfather.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: All right, guys. Good luck. Here we go. Amy's got
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: your questions, mate.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: All right, James. In pregnancy, roughly how long is a trimester?
• 13:49
  Speaker 7: I should know this.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should. You got two.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: There's three trimesters.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Give it a go, mate.
• 13:59
  Speaker 7: Go on.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 14:02
  Speaker 6: James.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: I really should have knew that. Where were you when
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: your wife was pregnant?
• 14:08
  Speaker 6: Putting concrete in people's boots, not paying attention.
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: Three trimesters, most pregnancies are nine to ten months.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, the answer is three months.
• 14:16
  Speaker 6: James.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: What does the brand CookEye sell?
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: Female brand.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: What does the brand CookEye sell?
• 14:31
  Speaker 8: Jewelry.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: It's clothes, women's clothing.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Are you wearing some cook eye right now?
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: I'm actually not, no. But they do do really nice stuff. Okay, James,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: you've got to get this one.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: In what sport would you perform a salchow, an axle
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: and a camel spin?
• 14:51
  Speaker 10: What?
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: What sport, man? Think of a camel spin.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: An axle.
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:57
  Speaker 8: An axle. Yeah.
• 15:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it was.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Well, you got nothing.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was.
• 15:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: But, you know, the tiebreaker might happen, so hold in there.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Just didn't even want to have a guess.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Figure skating.
• 15:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: That makes sense.
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: All right, Katrina, ready to go?
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, ready.
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: Excellent. Let's see if you can do better than that.
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: The Hilux, it's a ute made by who?
• 15:28
  Speaker 8: Toyota.
• 15:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Well, look, you've done it, basically. It's all over.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: The money matters. Good morning.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: It's Mikey, Amy Gerard for Chemist Warehouse and dead on
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: half past six right now.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a podcaster has weighed in on the jobs that
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: she believes are most likely to cheat. Wait, has weighed
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: in on the jobs she believes are most likely to cheat.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: So, Joy. Yeah, like a job and you're a cheater.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm assuming. Let's have a listen.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: So Joy from the Living in the Comments podcast, she
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: doesn't trust any of these people that do these jobs.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: DJs, videographers and photographers, 100%. Chefs, the pressure is too high.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: In the kitchen, they're talking to them like crap. They
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: need an outlet. And that outlet is cheating.
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Bartenders as well.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, yes.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: How could I forget the most important one?
• 16:23
  Speaker 9: PT's 1,245%.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: And I've just added this one.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Cab drivers.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Cab drivers?
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. No, they would.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: How is a cab driver cheating?
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: Well, I remember once I knew this chick and she
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: said she would never pay for a cab.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: And I was like, what?
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: She does a runner.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, she was rough as guts. No, no, no, no runner.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, I just pay with my hairy checkbook.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Pointed.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: No, she doesn't.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, think about it. Yes, she does.
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: But cab drivers are out driving around all the time.
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: They'd have opportunities.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I must live in some completely different world.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm not even having conversations with my cab drivers,
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: let alone propositioning them with my.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Hair and shit.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: How good is that?
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think, listen, I.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Know from experience, from friends and friends of friends, the
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: worst industry for infidelity.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it? Other police. Oh, why?
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: What, opportunity?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Well, I just think it's usually when they're with a
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: partner and there's just so much time.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Like their police partner?
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Not necessarily their partner, but they've got so much time
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: where they're sometimes just sitting around twiddling their thumbs.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, cops don't do much.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Don't say that. You'll get trolled, Mikey.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Or they are having it off with other people in
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: protective services like ambulance officers or fireys and stuff like that.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Isn't it just all about the opportunities?
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: I mean, we go through that one that that woman
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: was talking about, like the list, right? Cab drivers, yeah,
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: I probably do disagree, but I have heard of people paying.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: It's not really cheating, that's more prostitution. But DJs, you're
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: at a nightclub, right?
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Opportunity, videographer.
• 18:10
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: I don't know. You might be surrounded by models, photographers,
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: same thing. Or you'd go to a lot of weddings
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: and you meet people, I don't know, chefs.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Chefs, I'm a bit curious out on that one.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: They look too busy to me.
• 18:21
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 18:21
  Speaker 10: Bartenders.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Bartenders for sure.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: I feel like it's anybody who is almost in a
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: position of power, not necessarily like a huge position of power,
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: but like somebody who's making something for you. Maybe it's
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: a drink or somebody who's DJing and you think they're cool.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Men in uniform, they're kind of hot.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: I get what you're saying.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: One of my cousins is a police officer.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Cheating all the time?
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: No, he's actually single, but he was like the amount
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: of women that proposition me, even when he's like out patrolling.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: He's up in the Gold Coast. And he's like, he's
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: an attractive man as well.
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Throw themselves at him.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Man in uniforms, a thing too.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: So it's a combination of like the power dynamic that
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: you're talking about.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: And I think just opportunity.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: I mean, if you're Craig and you work in accounts
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: and everyone's boring, you don't see. Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: You don't get the opportunity.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Well, you still say, I feel like the most affairs
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: happen in the workplace.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: And a lot of the time it is corporate workplaces
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: because you spend more of your time at work than
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: you do at home sometimes.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: So you want to be with a man that isn't
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: surrounded by women?
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: It'd be good to be with a tradie, I reckon.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Because he's just on the job site with other men.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: Although we've heard stories before of tradies getting it on
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: with the housewife when they go to fix her air con.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: No, we did not hear any stories of that. No,
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: that's another. You might have seen that on Facebook.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: It's a fantasy of mine.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Should we, oh, what about doctors?
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, never once.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: Dr.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Kiss is about to come in.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Never been propositioned by a patient. Oh, yes.
• 19:58
  Speaker 9: Wait, wait.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Come to the mic.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Come to the mic.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: Just come in.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Just come in tonight.
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: So it was awesome.
• 20:03
  Speaker 10: So I'd just been on in Oxford Street at a
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: sexual health clinic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'd just treated
• 20:10
  Speaker 10: a guy's chlamydia and gonorrhea.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, both of them.
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: And then he walks up to get his results and
• 20:16
  Speaker 10: he stood up, gave me his card and said, anytime
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: you'd like a date.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're not gay for one, but two. You're
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: not gay?
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: No.
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: But if you were, you're probably not going with the
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: guy that you just helped out with his STDs.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Well, at least you'd know he'd be clean.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Well, that's true.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: That is true.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: But no, it was just a no.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a hard no.
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: What about hospitals, like nurses, surgeons, that kind of stuff?
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: Surely there's a lot of infidelity there.
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: Look, I think everybody likes to have fun in a
• 20:46
  Speaker 10: hospital system, that's for sure.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. But you're a GP. You're well behaved.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: And he's a married man, so yes.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 20:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Well, he's here.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: If you have a medical question for him, let's get
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: him on next, all right? All right, here is Dr.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: Kearse joining us for your medical questions, 131065.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Morning, mates.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: How are you going?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: We are good. You all ready to go?
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Pumped.
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: Yes, please.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Let's get it on. Angela, you're through. Hello.
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: Hello.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go for it. You're on with Dr.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Kearse.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Dr.
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: Kearse. Hi, Angela. Save my life.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Because I am dating a man who sounds like a tractor.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: Sorry, fell off a tractor.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: No, no, he sounds like a tractor.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, sounds like a tractor.
• 21:35
  Speaker 10: Yes, loud as hell.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: People can hear him in the rooms, in the hallway.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: And he stops breathing when he's soaring. He's got sleep apnea,
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: but he won't wear that machine.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Ah, gotcha.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: So you're dating a man with sleep apnea and he
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: won't wear the machine.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: And you're saying that he sounds loud. Is he noisy
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: even when he's not asleep, Angela?
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: Oh, yes.
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: He snores.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: He's had a blocked nose since the day I started
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: dating him.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: It's not normal to just have a blocked nose all
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: the time, is it, Dr.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Kitts?
• 22:09
  Speaker 10: No, so sleep apnea where you get a lot of snoring,
• 22:12
  Speaker 10: but then you get this blockage of your airways, which
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: then causes you to choke and you lose blood supply
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: to the brain. Can you die? No, not specifically. No,
• 22:21
  Speaker 10: but it links to heart attacks and strokes and all
• 22:24
  Speaker 10: those sorts of things. But yes, some blockage through the
• 22:27
  Speaker 10: nasal passages can lead to increased snoring, regardless of whether
• 22:31
  Speaker 10: or not you've got sleep apnea. And that increased blockage
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: could be coming from allergies, just large turbinates, so the
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: parts of the nose or a big polyp. which is
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: like a little mushroom that grows on the side of
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: the nose. So certainly if there's that chronic congestion, difficulty breathing,
• 22:47
  Speaker 10: generally we start with some saline flushing to help get
• 22:50
  Speaker 10: rid of the snot and it just bathes the lining
• 22:52
  Speaker 10: to get it to work better. And then something like
• 22:54
  Speaker 10: a steroid spray, which helps to shrink the lining down.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: If I do, I do a lot of ocean swimming.
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: When I've had a cold before or whatever, I just
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: love jumping in there. Does that help the water clean
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: your nose out?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: But you've got to be careful after lots of rain
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: because the water is so dirty. So if you get
• 23:13
  Speaker 10: lots of that in the sinuses, that can be a
• 23:15
  Speaker 10: problem as well.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, you get an infection.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Jay, you're on with Dr.
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: Kearse.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: G'day, guys. Hey, Dr. Kearse. I've been, my eyes have
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: been tested. I still get headaches from watching TV for
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: a while. What can I do to stop those headaches
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: from coming and annoying the crap out of me?
• 23:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so headaches watching television is relatively common. Vision issues,
• 23:41
  Speaker 10: so getting a lot of eye strain is probably one
• 23:43
  Speaker 10: of the most common ones. If you suffer from migraines,
• 23:46
  Speaker 10: it could be the flicker rate or the bright lights,
• 23:49
  Speaker 10: especially if you're in a dark room, could be triggering
• 23:51
  Speaker 10: things as well. Neck posture, if you sort of slouched
• 23:55
  Speaker 10: on a couch and the neck's in the wrong position.
• 23:58
  Speaker 10: So it's looking at all those sorts of things.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Okay. What about wearing sunglasses inside?
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: Would that help?
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: What?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: He's watching TV.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: No. Jay, are you only getting headaches whilst watching TV?
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: Yes. So I actually lie down on a couch and
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: watch TV. And, you know, it's been happening to me
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: since I was about 14, 15 years old. And they
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: still cannot figure out what it is. I've had my
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: eyes checked. I don't wear sunglasses to watch TV. But
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: I should be wearing glasses because I've got poor eyesight.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, there you go. Get your glasses on, mate.
• 24:40
  Speaker 10: And it sounds like lying down, you're not in the
• 24:43
  Speaker 10: best posture for your neck as well.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: All right, Declan, you're on with Dr.
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: Kiss.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Hello, Declan.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: How you going, mate?
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: Hey, good.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: All right, go for it. What's your question, mate?
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, my doctor told me I've got microplasia. I'm not
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: actually sure what that means, but I've been sleeping around
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: a bit.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you cut out a bit there.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Mycoplasma.
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: Yep, mycoplasma.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Do you know what that is?
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: Go on, mate. I'm kind of unsure on what it is. Okay,
• 25:12
  Speaker 10: so we've got urethritis, which is where you get an
• 25:14
  Speaker 10: infection of the lining of the old fella or the
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: same issue for the ladies. You can get some burning,
• 25:20
  Speaker 10: stinging of your weed, discharge. Now, the thing is that
• 25:23
  Speaker 10: when you've got these infections, 50% of the time, zero symptoms,
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: which is why they get passed between couple to uncouple. Now,
• 25:30
  Speaker 10: the major ones, chlamydia, gonorrhea... but there's an emerging one
• 25:34
  Speaker 10: called mycoplasma. But a lot of people don't realise that
• 25:38
  Speaker 10: if you've got a cold or a flu, you can
• 25:41
  Speaker 10: give that virus down there with oral sex.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: Yes, okay.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: So is mycoplasma something that can be treated just with
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: antibiotics or.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: One of the challenges, though, is that there is a
• 25:52
  Speaker 10: lot of antibiotic resistance, so you need to hit it
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: hard with a couple of antibiotics and then we need
• 25:56
  Speaker 10: to make sure we do a test of cure a
• 25:59
  Speaker 10: month later because sometimes those antibiotics don't work, so you've
• 26:02
  Speaker 10: got to use another lot.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: And should Declan not sleep with anyone whilst with mycoplasma?
• 26:09
  Speaker 10: Certainly shouldn't be sleeping without protection.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: And a dental dam.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: A dental dam, Declan, yep.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: You might need to use a dental dam, Declan.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, delightful.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Have you used one of them?
• 26:22
  Speaker 10: Anyone?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: No, I have not. I actually wouldn't even know how to.
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: What?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Use a dental dam.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what they are, don't you?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: When you're getting your teeth fixed? So kind of.
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: Big bit of latex that you put over the lady
• 26:37
  Speaker 10: and then you have your fun through it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:42
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: They're a thing.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, they're good.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: But you never heard of them, Sean.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Never heard of one. Nah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: So you don't see the lady's face. A dental dam. Yeah,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: it's for when you get your teeth done.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: Yes, but these ones are for down below.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: Dr.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Kiss and I know what's going on.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: They're not very common, I don't think.
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: No. Would they work?
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Why would you use one?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Why would you use one?
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Well, it'd be like doing safe, well, I'll let the
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: doctor talk.
• 27:04
  Speaker 10: Safe oral sex.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Gotcha.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Specifically for women.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, there we go.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I've got some Google. I've got some Google. Oh,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: look at those curly pubes.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I wonder who uses them.
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Not sure.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go. Go look that up for yourself. Dr.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: Kiss, thank you, mate.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: You're very welcome.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: Hey, Amy, you were telling us this silly story about
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: when you were a kid. I need you to explain
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: it on air, okay?
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: When I was a young kid, I was picking up
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: blue bottles. And their tentacles are still alive. And me
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: and my brothers were picking them up. Anyway, I must
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: have picked up about 50 and I was popping them
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: with my hands. And their little tentacles had been slapping
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: in between my thighs and all over my stomach.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I was in so much pain. We were camping.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: And then my dad comes over and he's like, right,
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: lay down. He just pulled his old member out. And
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: he's like, this is the best thing for it. And
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: literally did a wee on me. And all I kept
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: thinking was, if somebody was observing this from outside in
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: a car park, this would look so deranged.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: You know, hearing that story is deranged.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Everyone, can we just look at everyone's face out there?
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: You know, it.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Doesn't work, by the way, Amy.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Because I got done by Blue Bottles about a year
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: ago and I went to the Lifesavers.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: And no, the Lifesaver didn't just make me lie down
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: and they all weed on me.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: It's an old wives' tale and he thought he was
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: doing the right thing, but I will say it is
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: a memory that has haunted me for my entire life.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Well, now we're all haunted. Thanks so much, Amy.
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: The producers have actually just got Dr Kiss on the
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: phone to confirm urine doesn't actually help the blue bottle sting.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: Hello?
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning. So, Amy, your dad.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so my dad, when I was about six or
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: seven or something, I was stung by lots and lots
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: of blue bottle tentacles. And back in the day, like
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: this is going back 30 odd years, my dad told
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: me that urine is, it takes the sting out or
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: there's something in urine that helps with the stings.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: And so, yes.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: So he weighed on her?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: So he weed on me. So is there anything in it? Seriously,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: he weed on you.
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: Crikey.
• 29:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: I'm really sorry, but no.
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: Urinating on me.
• 29:40
  Speaker 10: Blue bottle thing is not going to do anything for you.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Just had a golden shower by my dad. I need
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: to go to counselling now.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I think we all do, yeah? Well, Amy, you're a
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: mum of three.
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: You wanted four.
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe good you stopped at three.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: New research from the Parenthood have released data. Each kid's
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: costing you $ 37, 000 a year. $ 37, 000 a year.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, and that's.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: If you're sending them to public schools and stuff. If
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: you're sending them to private schools.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Well, they're saying this accounts for childcare, food, clothes, education, activities,
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: all of that. So about, let's call it $ 40, 000. Your
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: kids are costing you about $ 40, 000 per child a year.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: And the rest.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you reckon you spend the most on
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: when it comes to your kids?
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Um.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: extracurriculum activities, like sports and stuff.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not cheap, are they?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: No, like jiu-jitsu, they've just started doing jiu-jitsu.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: And they love it, but it's like $ 70 a week.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: It's more expensive than a gym membership.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to do that.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like some weeks we don't even.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Get there because there's also soccer and Oztag and netball.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I spend so much money on food.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Like my boys are like- What would you spend?
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: Because like I can go up to Woolies- Being a single, well,
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: I'm not single, being a man that lives alone, but
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: I can go up to Woolies if I'm not shopping
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: with my girlfriend and it's just me for the week.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I reckon I can spend like 60 bucks and I'm done.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: In a week?
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: A whole week?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Well, you've seen what I've eaten. Sultanas, almonds, a couple
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: of dinners, done.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I live alone.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm just trying to work out how are
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: you making seven dinners a week?
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Lunches.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of takeaway.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I would spend upwards of $ 500. On groceries?
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Easy.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Just fruit alone, I'm spending like $ 100 every four days.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: My kids will power. They're having so much fruit in
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: their lunchboxes. They're crunch and sip. They have fruit for breakfast.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: They have fruit when they get home.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable. Don't even get started on packets of chips.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: $ 500 a week.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I think you'll find that's pretty normal.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Family of five.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: I've never shopped for a family of five.
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Hey, I've got a solution for you.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: You know what else as well? Just quickly.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Close.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: My kids grow so quickly. So like you'll buy them
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: a whole set of, You buy them brand new shoes.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Six months later, they need new shoes. You buy them
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: size H t-shirts. All of a sudden, they need size 10.
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: Well, I got solutions, right? And not just you, all
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: parents listening. I've been thinking about it as you were talking.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear them.
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: So this is all the expensive stuff, right?
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Childcare. That should be free. I'm not even being silly.
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Sorry? No, the government should have provided free childcare. Your
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: kid gets to go to school for free from what? $ 5, 000?
• 32:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: Childcare should be free. They've even talked about it, but
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: I firmly believe. Why don't we have in a public school,
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: have another room where it's childcare? Problem solved.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: So I'm going with that.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Food.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Just get some home brand stuff. Leftovers. Whatever the parents eat,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: they can have leftovers. We'll go with that.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: Clothes.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Here's a big one.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Are you going to feed your baby steak?
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Little bits of it, just ground it up or something.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, here you go, six-month-old, have a chicken snitty.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ground up, mushed up.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: And a Caesar salad.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: So that's good.
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: So I've solved your expensive food there.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: Clothes.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: Why don't kids just wear, like, garbage bags and hand-me-downs
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: and stuff? Like, does a three-year-old really need designer clothes?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Thank God you're not a parent.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: They could just wear a raincoat that you got from
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: Lowe's or something.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Why don't kids wear garbage bags?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: They could.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe because they could suffocate in them?
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: No.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Sweat profusely?
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Education. Free public school.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: Don't play those. What are those nominal fees or whatever?
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: Like you've got to pay a fee?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: You don't have to, do you?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: No, you don't in public schools.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: There you go. Education's free. Activities. Here's a stick.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: What?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Go down the bush.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Here's a stick.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Play with a stick.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Problem solved.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: You can offload those kind of things when they're toddlers.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: You can give them pots and pans and stuff.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there we go.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: There's shortcuts. But when you've got an eight-year-old.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: And all his friends are doing jiu-jitsu and playing soccer,
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: a stick's not going to cut it, Mikey.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: Well, if every parent got together and it's like, we
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: don't do these activities anymore.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: We do sticks. Problem solved. What do you think, Sean?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know. My son's 16 months old. If I
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: gave him a sticky poke, he'd poke his eye out.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I tried. You were actually giving your son
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: a weapon at that point.
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Hey, Jenny's just called in.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Morning.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, Jenny.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Good morning.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: Where are you guys from?
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Because I've got two boys, both of whom are in daycare.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: This kid cost me $ 41, 000 in daycare fees.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: Well, you might want to spend some of that money
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: getting a new phone because I can barely hear you.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: But it comes from... The research comes from the parenthood.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: The poem was deep diving into this this morning.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: It's not bull crap, is it?
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: No, they're legit. They're a campaigning organisation. They seem to
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: know their stuff.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Jenny's saying what more?
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: 100%. I even thought the same thing.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: $ 37, 000 a year per kid.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: That's cheap as chips. It is so much more expensive.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: What do you reckon it would be?
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, as I said, I pay $ 160 a day for
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: each kid.
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: And my kids don't get new clothes. They're lucky they
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: have nephews.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hand-me-downs. Yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: So Jenny's paying $ 41, 000 per kid just for daycare.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Daycare, yeah.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: That's not including food, new clothes, God forbid, birthday presents and.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Stuff like that. Garbage bags, sticks, yeah. Hey, are you
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: with me then? On a serious note, childcare should be free.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Should it not?
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: I think everyone would take the piss a little bit.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, how about this? It should be free if you work.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: It's subsidised accordingly based on your income.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: So people who aren't earning a whole lot of money,
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: they end up paying $ 12 for childcare.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: But why is it okay for it to be free
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: from when they're five, but it's not okay to be
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: free when they're under five?
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: But I think a lot of people would just, you'd
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: just find child cares, they'd just be inundated because people
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: would be like, oh, cool, someone to look after my
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: kid for free.
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: What's the problem with that?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Think of the child care workers.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I'll pay him more.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Well, there's another, yeah. Pay him more.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: Your tax dollars with all your social media influencing will
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: tax you more.
• 36:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: And you, Mikey, you professional radio host. Let's tax Mikey.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Let's not do that.
• 36:20
  Speaker 9: Hello.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Good morning. You are on.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Mikey, Amy Gerard. Hey, if your husband died.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: How long until you're dating again?
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, not for ages.
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Also, I've got three kids.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Probably wouldn't bother.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: So there's this podcast, Voices of Brooklyn. They were talking
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: about it. This host, Patrick, he's got a rule. It
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: is morbid, but have a listen.
• 36:45
  Speaker 9: You've got to give me at least a year, right?
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: At least.
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: Because, bro, I'm dead. Like, are you kidding me? Like,
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: give me a... Unless she killed you and that's the case.
• 36:56
  Speaker 9: But if I die on you, girl, you better be.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: You better be so sad.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: If I die on you, girl.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I'll haunt your ass, I swear to God. And I mean.
• 37:05
  Speaker 9: Like, I get it. You got to move on. I
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: don't want you to wear a black veil for your
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: whole life. But you got to give me a year.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: So he reckons a year.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, look, you'd have some questions if.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Your partner drops dead, and then a couple of weeks later,
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: you're out on the dating scene again.
• 37:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: I feel it also depends on the age, right? Like,
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: I'm sure if one of my parents died, they're not
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: going to date again. Yeah. Once you're retired and in
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: your 70s and stuff.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, if they did. So, oh, my God.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: What if dad all of a sudden went to Pattaya
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: in Thailand?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: What are you going there for, Dad? Yeah, his next wife.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: My grandma, the dirty dog, my grandpa.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Well, actually, no.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: So my grandpa had a stroke.
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: And then he was like a vegetable, so alive in
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: his own body, which was horrendous.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Poor thing. Was he in a home or something?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: But he had a stroke but lost all mobility, basically.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Couldn't even swallow for two years. So he was just
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: like a vegetable.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Awful.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Horrendous.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: He passed away and literally within two months my grandma
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: was on a cruise ship with their family friend, Peter Roth,
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: sharing a room.
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: Oh, scandal.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what?
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: What?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: And she said, because I was like, what on earth
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: is she doing?
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: And my mum was like, oh, no, it's just companionship
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: because his wife had also passed on.
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: But.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Were you judging her?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I was rooting for her. I was like,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: get it, girl. She'd only ever been with my grandpa.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: So I was like, it's nice, a bit of variety.
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: And I know it's awful, but she did have two
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: years in a way without him.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: And even my mum was like, we basically, whilst he
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: was still there, he was gone.
• 38:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: So, like, we'd lost him two years ago.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, they had the funeral.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: But, yeah. Good on your nan.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Eight weeks, yeah. She was going out on the cruise
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: getting some.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: You reckon they were doing it?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, they were.
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: They came out and stayed with us once, and my
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: mum was like, oh, it's so disgusting.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Well, you heard them.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: She could hear them. They both had their little Viagra pills.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: He had his Stiffy pills. I don't know what she took.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no female one for that, is there?
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: What?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Surely there would be.
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: No?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: No, they haven't come up with one, I don't think.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe just HRT or something.
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Human. H. Human. Nah. It's the hormone replacement therapy.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, gotcha.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: It's what women get when they're going through menopause.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Menopause.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Well, good on you, Nan. It's good to think of
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: her sex life.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: Last calls now. 131065. Call in Angie.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Hello, Angie.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 39:38
  Speaker 9: Hi.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Welcome. What do you want to chat about?
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: I heard earlier that you guys were talking about unloyal
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: people in specific work industry.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Well, there was a podcaster in the UK and she
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: listed off an array of jobs where she feels like
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: the people are the.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Most likely to cheat. Yeah, like DJs was on there.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: PTs.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Taxi drivers.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Cab drivers.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Cab drivers is weird.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm a DJ and I'm a very warm person.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: In my opinion. Do you have a partner? I do, yeah.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Does he worry about you getting hit up?
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: Yes, he does. He does.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's listening to this chick's podcast.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. How old are you?
• 40:23
  Speaker 10: 21.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: You're a 21-year-old DJ.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: I reckon your boyfriend should be worried. I mean, come on.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of dudes out there in the clubs, yeah?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: In the clubs.
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there is.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Like, I get it, but like... So after I play
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: a set, like, sometimes I'll have, like, guys come up
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: to me and be like, yo, that was like a
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: mad set.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. And I'm like, okay, thanks.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: And then I just move on.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: But maybe you just haven't been approached by a guy
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: who's super attractive or that.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: You're into yet.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Well, like, there is attractive guys out there, but my
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: boyfriend's more attractive.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's cute.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I think the women are just better.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: A male DJ, a male 21-year-old DJ wouldn't be able
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: to help himself.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: No, the amount of.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: opportunity that would present itself because women love a DJ.
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: You're a good chick, Angie.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Good girl, Angie. Stay loyal.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: All right. What about Beck?
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Hello?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, Beck.
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: Hi.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: How are we?
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: Good. I was actually calling regarding the cost of children.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: $ 35, 000 a year according to the Parenthood Institute or something
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: That's rubbish.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: You're saying it's way more, Amy.
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: Oh, 100%.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: It's more. What about you, Bec? Do you agree?
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, 100%. It's not just daycare that people are putting in.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: I've got one in daycare and an older one who.
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: Does after-school activities. So there's football and there's guitar and
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: swimming lessons. Yep. And not only that, you have to
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: take time off work. Yep.
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: So therefore you're not.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: Bringing in as much money to do these activities.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: I always say like obviously radio is quite good because
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: you get survey breaks roughly around school holidays.
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Like they somewhat line up. And before that I was
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: doing my own thing so I had the flexibility. But
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: how do office workers, like a nine to five traditional job,
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: With two parents working, what do they do for school holidays?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Like, kids get 10, 11 weeks off school.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you handle them?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you how you handle them. You have
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: to put them in bloody vacation care.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Which costs more money. And it all costs money. Why
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: don't you just buy them gaming consoles?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: And what, leave them at home?
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: They're 6 and 7. CCTV.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: They're 6 and 7.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: CCTV in a room. Lock the room.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: This is, like, I hope to God you actually never
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: have children. Yours are going to be in.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Garbage bags, poking each other's eyes out with sticks.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Eating schnitzel at two months old.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Liza, hello. Hey, Liza.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Hi, good morning, Marky. Good morning, Amy.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Hi, good morning.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: What do you want to talk about?
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: You were talking about how long should you wait between
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: a partner passing and moving on.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: A year was kind of the rule, but, you know,
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: it depends, right?
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: Well, my partner's been gone three years. I started trying
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: to get on the apps. probably the end of last year,
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: currently gave up just so hard.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: But also for me, I've lost two partners in six years.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Oh, Liza, that's so sad.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: For all different reasons, obviously, Liza.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was in a long-distance relationship with a gentleman
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: in America, and I was getting ready to move over
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: to America. And in August 2020, I had a massive
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: heart attack, passed away. So with COVID, I couldn't travel,
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: I couldn't say goodbye, nothing.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's so tragic.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: And then I met, reconnected with a gentleman that I'd
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: known basically all my life, and he then... In 22
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: was diagnosed with cancer and then caught COVID pneumonia and
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: I lost him in 2023.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Wow. But you are willing to date again?
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: I'm willing to date again, but the thing I find
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: is because I'm a night shift worker and I work weekends,
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: it's another burden. So not only have you got.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: You almost need to find a male who's a night
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: shift worker, right? Because otherwise you've got just completely conflicting
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: job hours.
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: Good luck with finding someone. I know you said, Amy, though,
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: if Ryan passed away, you just wouldn't date. You'd date,
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: but you wouldn't remarry.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't remarry, yeah.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: You'd just have a toy boy.
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Real hot one?
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:24
  Speaker 9: Young?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, massage my feet.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Feed me dinner.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Do things. But there's no love there.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Use a dental dam.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: I'm joking.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: Throwback from an earlier comment on the show.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to drop that in there now that
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I know what it is.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: They're fun, aren't they?
• 44:41
  Speaker 10: Are they?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Well, no, they're not fun.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: I had to Google them.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Did you look them up?
• 44:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I had to Google them as well. And then, yes,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: very weird.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know who uses them, but they're a thing.
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: Dr.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Kiss was talking about them. We're not being inappropriate. It's health.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: We're talking about women's health. Yes, this is the health advice.
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: The dental dams are for the teeth anyway.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: He told one of our callers to use a dental dam.
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: Go back and have a listen to the podcast.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Did he?
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Kiss Breakfast Podcast. Go and search it. You can
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: hear it.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: He did.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, because they had mycoplasma.
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and he said you should use a dental dam.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: No, he did not. He said practice safe sex.