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Where Tiger Went Wrong, And It's Not What You Think | Funny News Stories · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with
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  Speaker 2: Trey Trenholm coming up inside the Treehouse today. It's going
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  Speaker 2: to be a hell of a week. I can tell already.
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  Speaker 2: I know that because I feel like, despite some outstanding
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  Speaker 2: headlines last week, I feel like we have a contender
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  Speaker 2: to dethrone last week's headline of the year. So last
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  Speaker 2: week's headline of the year was quadruple amputee Cornhole champion
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  Speaker 2: arrested for murder while driving. I still feel like that's
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  Speaker 2: going to be the winner of twenty twenty six. But
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  Speaker 2: I did not expect there to be a contender for
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  Speaker 2: best headline so soon after it. That will come up
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  Speaker 3: Along with the glorious return, the triumphant return of birthdays
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  Speaker 3: inside the trees House. Yeah, birthdays.
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  Speaker 2: Since no one asked, we decided to bring them back. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: to be fair, one person asked. It was Trey, and
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  Speaker 2: I was all too willing to say, yeah, bro, let's
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  Speaker 2: do it. Also, old man problems, We're going to get
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  Speaker 2: into a couple of those today, but first we are
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  Speaker 2: going to start with a separate old man problem and
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  Speaker 2: that's Tiger Woods, or should I say the Adventures of
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  Speaker 2: Tiger Woods from Friday today, because.
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  Speaker 3: Buddy, it's been a lot.
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  Speaker 2: He's had himself a hell of a weekend. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 2: going through the headlines that came out starting Friday afternoon
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  Speaker 2: via TMZ, Tiger Woods arrested for dui after rollover crash
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  Speaker 2: in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and just before that, it was very weird. It
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  Speaker 1: was just Tiger you know, Tiger Woods involved in you know,
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  Speaker 1: some say major accident. Press conference later and it's like
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  Speaker 1: a right, so you're not saying how he is doing, which.
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  Speaker 4: I automatically was like, all right, Yo, he got in
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  Speaker 4: some trouble.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash in Florida. Sheriff
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  Speaker 2: speaks out on Tiger Woods dui arrest. Tiger Woods mugshot
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  Speaker 2: released after dui arrest.
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  Speaker 3: Tiger Woods released.
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  Speaker 2: From jail after rollover crash. Tiger Woods looks pissed in
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  Speaker 2: new photos as he leaves jail after dui arrest. It's
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  Speaker 2: a fine line between pissed and just really hungover. Tiger
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  Speaker 2: Woods receives major support from golf fans wearing his mugshot.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see that?
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  Speaker 4: I did not.
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  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of guys, a standard standard golf bro fare.
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  Speaker 3: They print. They printed t shirts with.
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  Speaker 2: His mug shot with the hashtag free Tiger.
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  Speaker 5: Here.
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  Speaker 3: I'll show this to you. They got their.
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  Speaker 2: They got their michelob ultras there and they're on the
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  Speaker 2: course given full support, like yeah, free Tiger baby. And
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  Speaker 2: can I just say, any day that you have a
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  Speaker 2: mugshot taken is not your happiest day, and it's usually
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  Speaker 2: one of your worst photos. I don't know from personal experience,
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  Speaker 2: but I've known a number of people who have had
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  Speaker 2: mugshots and from what I've seen, not their best photos.
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  Speaker 2: It's not one that they typically turn into their profile photo.
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  Speaker 2: Despite my begging, completing Tiger Wood Circle reportedly expresses concern
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  Speaker 2: over his arrest. Tiger Woods reportedly, ooh, this is my
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  Speaker 2: favorite part. Tiger Woods reportedly won't hire a driver due
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  Speaker 2: to privacy concerns. This is not a new thing. Whenever
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  Speaker 2: someone that is rich and famous gets nailed for a
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  Speaker 2: duy or gets in a car crash related to a dui.
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  Speaker 2: One of the most sensible things that all of us
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  Speaker 2: who are not rich and famous say, is you hire
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  Speaker 2: a driver, you can afford it. You can absolutely afford
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  Speaker 2: your own personal driver. Why are you driving around, especially
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  Speaker 2: if you're drinking or in the case of Tiger Woods,
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  Speaker 2: maybe something else, because Tiger blew a zero point zero
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  Speaker 2: zero or on the breathalyzer, but he shrewdly rejected the
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  Speaker 2: ur analysis. So since he didn't, that's when they said, Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: now you're under arrest for the dui.
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  Speaker 1: Which yeah, this, this wasn't booze. I mean this, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: he has had and it's dude, lives in a lot
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  Speaker 1: of pain, and so I am sure he takes too
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  Speaker 1: many probably painkillers m hm. And you know, and some
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  Speaker 1: of the pains golf, some of it is his own
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  Speaker 1: doing and some of his escapades in his thirties of
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  Speaker 1: like trying to be a navy seal.
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  Speaker 3: Why why did he do that?
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  Speaker 2: Even at the time, we were all wondering, why are
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  Speaker 2: you working out like that? We're all for doing it
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  Speaker 2: for health and fitness, but dude, you're playing golf. There's
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  Speaker 2: no need for you to work out like a freaking
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  Speaker 2: navy seal. There's no reason for you and even Navy
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  Speaker 2: Seal workouts aren't just you know, it's not just powerlifting
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  Speaker 2: and such. It's actually a lot of you know, distance
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  Speaker 2: type stuff. I mean, it's grueling, hours long's workouts. Like
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't it doesn't carry over to the world of golf.
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  Speaker 1: But he wasn't just doing Navy Seal workouts. He was
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  Speaker 1: working out with the Navy Seals like he had somehow
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  Speaker 1: gotten special permission to work out with them in their
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  Speaker 1: training courses. I mean, it's you know, it's really it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to figure out, you know, what was going through
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  Speaker 1: his head. I have, you know there and there have
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  Speaker 1: been a number of books and everything else trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure Tiger Wood's out. You know, is this what happens
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  Speaker 1: when you're groomed to do one thing and then you
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  Speaker 1: do it and.
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  Speaker 4: And you're like, what's next?
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  Speaker 1: And uh, you know, there's some people think he's got
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  Speaker 1: some major depression other issues that you know, some of
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  Speaker 1: these recks are like I remember one of the RECs,
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  Speaker 1: I think it was the one that cat California that
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  Speaker 1: he hurt himself.
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  Speaker 4: You know, they were saying the speeds he was going,
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  Speaker 4: what he was doing.
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  Speaker 1: That's someone who's you know, borderline trying to kill themselves.
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  Speaker 3: And that's the other thing too.
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  Speaker 2: So with this most recent arrest in Florida, that would
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  Speaker 2: be his second DUI in Florida. Now the crash you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about that happened in California, I don't think he
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  Speaker 2: was ever charged with any sort of a dui thing,
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  Speaker 2: and that's in.
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  Speaker 4: That he was.
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  Speaker 1: I believe he was actually on the way to a tournament.
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  Speaker 1: But speaking of the driver thing, I did see this headline.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's true or not. I know
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  Speaker 1: he does date Trump's ex daughter in law, Don Junior's
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  Speaker 1: ex wife I believe is his girlfriend. Okay, And I
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  Speaker 1: did see a headline that said Secret Service will not
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  Speaker 1: allow him to drive Trump's grandkids around anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think we know why.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, But because.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, because duy is aside. Let's say that
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  Speaker 2: he's because he's been arrested now for two duys, but
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  Speaker 2: he's been involved in at least three car wrecks. At
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  Speaker 2: a certain point, we just need to ask the question,
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  Speaker 2: is he a bad driver? And if the Secret Service
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  Speaker 2: doesn't want him driving around anyone with a Trump name
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  Speaker 2: in it, then.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's good enough.
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  Speaker 2: For me, I kind of feel like Florida might should
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  Speaker 2: should look at that and say, maybe you don't need
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  Speaker 2: a driver's license. I mean, you're a danger to the
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  Speaker 2: people of this community.
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  Speaker 4: And no offense. And this is.
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  Speaker 1: A certain level of celebrity I understand. But Tiger woods
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  Speaker 1: a is I've never I have looked at his net worth.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's a billionaire. And especially now, you could
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  Speaker 1: find an ex Secret Service agent that you know to
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  Speaker 1: be your driver, that will will keep his mouth shut,
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  Speaker 1: and you can buy secrecy.
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  Speaker 2: You absolutely can. It's very affordable. Yeah, all, because you're right,
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  Speaker 2: you find yourself. It doesn't even have to be a
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  Speaker 2: retired Secret Service agent. You can go find a current
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  Speaker 2: Secret Service agent and then just say how much would
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  Speaker 2: you like to work for me?
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  Speaker 3: And that's it. And guess what he or she will
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  Speaker 3: keep your secrets? You know how?
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  Speaker 2: I know it's in the freaking name Secret Service.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're right.
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  Speaker 2: It's President Trump's ex daughter in law who was once
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  Speaker 2: married to Don Junior.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's the she.
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  Speaker 2: She has since come out, According to rumors and anonymous sources.
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  Speaker 2: The rumor is that she told Tiger you got to
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  Speaker 2: get your act together.
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  Speaker 4: Well, and it's her daughter that is. I think her
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  Speaker 4: name's Kai. That's the excellent.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if she's on the LPGA,
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  Speaker 1: but I believe she's headed that direction.
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  Speaker 2: And so now, on the heels of everything that has happened,
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  Speaker 2: Tiger Woods is addressing the question that a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people have been asking, well, why doesn't he just get
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  Speaker 2: a driver? He cares a lot about his privacy, at
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  Speaker 2: least according to People magazine. The magazine cites an anonymous
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  Speaker 2: source who claims Tiger will not hire a private driver
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  Speaker 2: because he doesn't want anyone to watch over him or
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  Speaker 2: know what he's doing. That should translate to I don't
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  Speaker 2: want someone telling me not to do this stuff I
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  Speaker 2: want to do, which, by the way, you can buy.
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  Speaker 4: That as well, or knowing how much I do it
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  Speaker 4: that too.
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  Speaker 2: Look, money can buy you lots of things, lots of awesome, amazing,
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  Speaker 2: beautiful things, including secrecy, privacy, and no judgment. Oh and yes,
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  Speaker 2: men are actually pretty cheap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I'll do it for yeah, low six figures.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, low six figures. I got you, Tiger. I will
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  Speaker 2: keep your secrets, there will be no judgment. I won't
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  Speaker 2: write a book, I won't leak a photo. I got you,
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  Speaker 2: and I got you so good that I'll make sure
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  Speaker 2: you get from the course to the bar, to the dispensary,
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  Speaker 2: to the whorehouse.
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  Speaker 3: Wherever you want to go. Low six figures. I got you.
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  Speaker 2: No one will know, No one will find out. I
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  Speaker 2: will not tell a soul. I won't even tell Tiger.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: If he asks me the.
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  Speaker 2: Next day, if he rolls over and is like, man,
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  Speaker 2: what happened, I'm not even gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Worst thing will happen.
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  Speaker 1: You hired Dan and I both call you Bernie Woods,
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  Speaker 4: Get you there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, weekend at Bernie's three is shaping up really nice.
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  Speaker 2: along with Trey. Gentlemen, wipe your penises. That's what doctors
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  Speaker 2: are now telling us men. Doctors say that we men
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  Speaker 2: should use toilet paper after peeing.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, when you get the dribbles.
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  Speaker 2: They're saying for overall hygiene purposes, not just for the dribbles,
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  Speaker 2: which are a real thing when you hit a certain age,
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  Speaker 2: but for many people, hygiene routines operate on autopilot. We
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  Speaker 2: learned early, repeated daily, and rarely revisited these habits and
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  Speaker 2: their shape more by habit and culture than by updated
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  Speaker 2: medical guidance. So this is this is starting to shift now.
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  Speaker 2: Some doctors are highlighting a small but overlooked detail in
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  Speaker 2: men's hygiene. Medical experts say that using toilet paper after
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  Speaker 2: urination may help reduce irritation, odor, and certain bacterial risks.
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  Speaker 2: Even minor residual moisture can contribute to discomfort over time,
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  Speaker 2: especially in warmer conditions or with prolonged wear. Whatever that means,
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  Speaker 2: the point is not co lexity, but awareness, small adjustments
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  Speaker 2: that compound into better overall hygiene. The broader takeaway. The
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  Speaker 2: broader takeaway sits beyond a single habit. Social norms often
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  Speaker 2: define what feels necessary or excessive, and once a routine
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  Speaker 2: is established, it tends to go unquestioned. I am guilty
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  Speaker 2: of that. I love a routine. I am a creature
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  Speaker 2: of habit. If I anything not necessarily how I go pee,
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  Speaker 2: If I do anything in a routine, I am set
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  Speaker 2: that way, and for me to change it will take
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  Speaker 2: an act of God. Especially if I don't have to
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  Speaker 2: think about it. If it's just muscle memory something that
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  Speaker 2: I do, I'm doing it. I'm on autopilot, good to go,
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  Speaker 2: and I kind of prefer if I don't have to
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  Speaker 2: think about everything. Health behaviors are not fixed. They evolve,
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  Speaker 2: but only when people stop assuming routine equals optimal.
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  Speaker 1: Did they say, I mean, does this have a circumcised
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  Speaker 1: versus non circumcised component?
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  Speaker 2: This they don't mention cut or uncut. It does stand
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  Speaker 2: to reason that if you are uncut, you need to
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  Speaker 2: have a cleanliness regimen. Yeah, there's some stuff in there
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  Speaker 2: that needs to get out.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, but I have never.
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  Speaker 1: I've never associated, you know, a little dribble here or
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  Speaker 1: there with some major health crisis.
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  Speaker 2: Well the famous last words there, Trey.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, looming prostate issue. Sure, but not
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  Speaker 4: a cleanliness.
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  Speaker 2: As you can imagine, if you're scrolling social media and
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  Speaker 2: you see a headline that says, doctors say men should
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  Speaker 2: use toilet paper after peeing, it's going to garner more
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  Speaker 2: than a few reactions. So I've decided to share with
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  Speaker 2: you some of those, because sometimes you you see a
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  Speaker 2: headline or you see a thing on social media and
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  Speaker 2: you can't get to the comment section fast enough. One
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  Speaker 2: of the one of the one of the common phrases
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  Speaker 2: is I broke both ankles running to the comments on this,
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  Speaker 2: and I did, and I snapped one achilles.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe two.
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  Speaker 2: Doctors say men should wipe after peeing. I use the
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  Speaker 2: guest towels. Another commenter says, be a man, wipe it
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  Speaker 2: on the guy next to you. So, Trey, if you
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  Speaker 2: when you see this headline, are you trying to then
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  Speaker 2: put this into your daily routine? Are you going to
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  Speaker 2: start wiping after peeing because medical experts say you should?
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  Speaker 3: And if so, what's your method going to be? Are
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  Speaker 3: you gonna wipe it on the guy next to you?
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  Speaker 3: Like this guy in the comment section says.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, uh, And I don't really consider I don't
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  Speaker 1: even really have a big problem with the dribbles, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: This has just never been something that's been overly concerning.
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  Speaker 1: My first thought is, so are you supposed to carry
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  Speaker 1: some toilet paper with you, because if you're at a urinal, there.
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  Speaker 4: Is none, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's something that a lot of the other men
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  Speaker 2: pointed out very logically, by the way, is that there's
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  Speaker 2: not exactly a toilet in public bathrooms. There's not a
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  Speaker 2: toilet paper dispenser next to the urinals. Just not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: It's impractical to go from the urinal into the stall
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  Speaker 2: to get some toilet paper to wipe up, So this
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  Speaker 2: would have to be an at home thing, or you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna have to bring your own. I also like this
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  Speaker 2: guy's method of cleaning up after peeing. He says, no,
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  Speaker 2: he's not gonna wipe after peeing, He's just gonna swing
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  Speaker 2: it like a propeller.
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  Speaker 4: Helicopter method. Always good.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. That's it's a it's a version of air drying.
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  Speaker 1: About saying or the next phase of this is, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know the dice and piece of penis dryer that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they put a blower on the side of the urinal
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  Speaker 1: divider and you know, just.
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  Speaker 4: Give you wean a blow dry mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: So that's my method. That's what I commented on here.
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  Speaker 2: I said, I shaken.
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  Speaker 4: Bake, you blow on it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I said, I shaken bake, you shake it and
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  Speaker 2: then you put it under the hand dryer for the bake.
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  Speaker 2: Or you could go with this guy named Christian. His
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  Speaker 2: uh suggestion was just sit when you pee, then the
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: tip is already underwater, very clean. Some of us don't
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: have that problem. Or the the water depth in your
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: bowl is just too high. I don't really know. And
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: then there's Sam in the comments who brings up a
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: very salient point and I've heard this before. But I'd
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: forgotten it until now. If you shake it more than
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: three times, you're just playing with yourself.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Hadn't heard that one a long time.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's true if you're if you're in a
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: public restroom and the guy next to you is shake
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: it at more than three times, Yeah, he's not shaking, he's.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Working.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: I just.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: There's some scientists that got paid for this. That's probably,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, all the things going on in the world
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: and things we need, this is what you know ultimately,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sure tax dollars went to is uh, you know
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: men need to dry there. I mean, what exactly is
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: the health crisis going on here?
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Are there?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Are there a bunch of of men walking around with
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: sickly penises?
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Perhaps, and maybe there's reason why, because you know, it's
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: the cleaner it is than the less likelihood you are
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: to spread infections to others, maybe lower risks of UTIs
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: and other things. And if you're really concerned about whether
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: or not you know you should clean up after up,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: you could also go with this suggestion just dropping your
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: junk in the sink and giving it a Turkish bath.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: You imagine walking in the men's room in a public
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: place and you see kuys of this joke in the scene,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: just washing away like it's a bird bath.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, they making another version of dude wipes that
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: you know aren't huge that. I mean, I'm sure there's
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: an industry and there's money to be made with this,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: but I've.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Not sure which way to go.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not going to be from me, because I look,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I know I should say I don't care what people think.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: But if I'm sitting on a yacht that's like ten
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: million dollars one day and someone asks me, is like, so,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: how'd you make your millions, I'm and I'm the guy
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: that created the little dude wipes. I'm gonna lie and
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: say it's like drugs or I'm a gun runner or something.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it's because I invented the weenie
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: wipes for after you pee.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: No, And I just don't see that.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Of all the scenarios I see where you know, I'm
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: laying in a bed and a doctor comes in and says, well,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: you know, had you just not drank for twenty five years?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Or I just don't see him saying had you just
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: wiped your pecker? I don't see that as the thing
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down going damn.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope that's not what gets me.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's u.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: And not only like you were saying, it's like someone
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: funded this research, right, Not only that, but the doctors
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: that did their research somewhere they have parents that are
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: sitting back seeing what their kids doing with that medical degree,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: and they're thinking, I can't believe I paid for medical
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: school and this is what I'm getting out of it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Come on, man, go cure cancer or Yeah.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Here's the other thing that's gonna happen is there's gonna
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: be some stupid gen z swats that are gonna decide,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you know what, start using hand sanitizer.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, consider us part of the manosphere. That's exactly what
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: you need to do. If you want to be a
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: real alpha male, you and you want to clean junk,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: you get in there with some purel cleaning.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Up real nice.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Make sure you get some in the p hole.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: That's right, it's you and the clavicularietis guy right in
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: there with the purel.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: Like a man.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So let us know.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: One guy's tried this, by the way, he said, never again.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Every time I use the toilet paper, I touch my
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: dick with it, I get so bricked up.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I luck in the paper, or this one might actually
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: be my favorite. They already invented the bidet, now we
• 25:16
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• 27:04
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• 27:06
  Speaker 2: the episode, so that is today, Tuesday, March thirty first,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six. Don't hold me to it. Birthdays today.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Ewan McGregor, star of Star Wars, Moulin Rouge, and a
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: bunch of other stuff. Train spotting Today is his birthday?
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Tight?
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Did you say how old he was?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: It was interesting. I saw two different things. One said
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: he was which I can't believe.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: That's correct.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: One said he was born in sixty four, which would
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: make him sixty two. Then I saw another one said
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: he was born in seventy one, which would make him
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: fifty four. That seems hang on, Yeah, fifty five, I
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: guess that would make it a lot more.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: That seems one more reasonable.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, unless he was a you know, Dominican.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Pitch Yeah, with no birth certificate.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I don't. Little League World Series. Yeah, I'm
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: right here.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Sure, I throw ninety and I look forty, but no,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I swear to God, I'm twelve. My family's here to
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: support me. Yeah, and they go to the stage. You're
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: expecting mom and dad.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: No, it's his kids.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Other birthdays today, Christopher.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Walkin the legend.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: When you think of Christopher Walkin, when I tell you
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: it's Christopher Walkin's birthday, what do you think of? What
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: do you identify the most with Christopher Walkin?
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Is it a roll? Is it his voice?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Is it his dance moves in the Moby video Fat
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Boy Slim, Fat Boy Slim, my bad, my bad, My
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: apologies to Fat Boy Slim.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I honestly I think of that music video.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Is the first thing that comes to mind.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I'm with you, all his stuff.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Probably second is you know, gonna need more cow bell?
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the Third Watch, Third.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Watch, the Paul fiction, the Watch story.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Oh gotcha?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I think of
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: when I think of Christopher walking I think of his
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: dance moves in Weapon of Choice by Fat Boy Slim.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: And not just because of the dance moves, but because
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: of the name of the song weapon of choice. That's
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: also that the choice I make if I was to
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: ever be presented with a duel and one side gets
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: to choose the weapons, my weapon of choice would be
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: a dancing Christopher Walking because you'll be so goddamn distracted
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: at whatever he's doing, I'll be able to get you.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: And it was way after the fact I learned that
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: he actually was a dancer.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the man got his start in dance and then
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: he toned it down to act. I'm with you more.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Cow Bell is up there. As far as things that
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I think of when I think of Christopher Walking, I
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: also think of he has one of the great setups
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: in movie history, and that is in the Denzel Washington
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: movie Man on Fire, because when they go to Christopher
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Walking and he's talking and he's saying, what's going to happen,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: and he has this incredible speech that basically kicks off
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: the third act of the film, and he says about
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Denzel Washington's character, he's painting his masterpiece, like, oh gotta
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: get chills so good other birthdays.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen that movie in so long.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: That's a that's a rewatch that deserves every single time
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: you rewatch it?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the prophecy, but then what was the other one?
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Suicide Kings where they've got him strapped to the chair
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: and as a mob boss.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: That's a great movie.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: So many, so many great lines from Christopher walk into that.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Other birthdays today from Cheers fame Reapearlman.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: You ever tried to think of her and Danny DeVito
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: having sex?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Why? Why would I do that? Do you hate me?
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Why would you try to put that image in my brain?
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: They're married?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm married. Do you think about me having sex?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: They just.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: I mean it'd be it'd be a more pleasant image
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: than you know, Danny DeVito and Rea Pearlman.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: But do I owe you money?
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: No?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: It's just you know, two little, tiny, tiny people, Danny DeVito.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Working up a sweat.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: I don't think it takes much of him.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: I don't think so either.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Other birthdays today A C d c's Angus Young Today
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: is his birthday from Bleachers, as well as a producer
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: for Taylor's Swift Jack anton Off. Today is his birthday
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: al Gore. Al Gore is celebrating a birthday today. I
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: imagine he'll fly his private jet to a keep Keep
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: the world green conference to celebrate you.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Ever looked up his net worth?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: I have not. I'm not really I know it's a lot.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, ex presidents usually end up being,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you know, worth a healthy eight.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Figures after books, kills and everything else.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: But yes, the and I believe this is why you
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: really you haven't heard from him in twenty five years
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: because he made so much money off the green racket
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: of everything. But yeah, he's worth last time somewhere between
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty and four hundred million dollars.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Is it a racket?
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: A lot of it, yes? Like what electric cars they're bad? Yes?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Is it because of the batteries.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Part of it? Yeah? I mean part of it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: We don't you know, how do you make electricity?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: You lick batteries?
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: I mean it's I mean, I listen.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I think again, I think hybrids offer an absolute makes sense.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: They offer a well thought out balance of like especially
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: like China's making one. Now that's super nice suv that
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: gets I think six hundred fifty miles of tank that's good. Yeah,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: but it also incorporated technology where when the engine's going,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: it's charging the battery. But I think all electric cars, yeah,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I think that was a huge racket because I mean,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: if you care about the environment, then you should know
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: lithium mining is.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Awful for the earth. Like I am all for, we
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: need to.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Take better care of the Earth and quit treating it
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: like it's a you know, we had a gagger.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you, because because if you treat it that way,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: somewhere Captain Planet is crying.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: But we as the United States take on the stupid,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: stupid things and projects and edicts. When until you get
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: China and India under you know, some kind of agreement,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: us breaking our next to save the world isn't going
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: to do a damn thing.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I will say on the flo side of that that
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: just because your neighbors have trashy houses doesn't mean you
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: should have a trashy house.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: But if you're going to put a lot of people,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: you know, there's a whole lot of goes into this
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: this deal of especially with EVS. Number one is we
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: don't have enough power, period the end. And the only
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: way you only think, only option you have for power
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: to even get to the point where you if you
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: wanted to just get rid of the internal busting combustion
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: engine is nuclear.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: The only thing if it's good enough for our aircraft carriers.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: It's good enough for my living room. I mean, I
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: don't want the reactor in my living room, but I'm
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: totally fine with having the nuclear reactor somewhere outside of town.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Power.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Mind you, we have it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: We haven't built a diesel powered aircraft carrier since the
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: early sixties. You know, it's not just you know, for
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: since I think we launched the first nuclear power uh
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: if it's the nimics, but I think the nyme's had
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: to be refitted. But it was like sixty eight, so
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I mean we're going on sixty years. And the same
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: thing with submarines, and I to my knowledge, there's been one,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: you know, one issue with one submarine one time. But yeah, no,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I listen, I think there is some common sense to
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: not hamstringing and making people's lives harder at the same
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: time taking better care of the earth.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: My approach to the all the green whatever the environment
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: has always been a common sense approach. Like it used
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: to be normal to just leave your trash around, and
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: then we had to have this big, you know, PSA
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: campaign be like, hey, that's bad, put your stuff in
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: the trash.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: And I'm sure there were people back.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Then saying like, ah, you should leave putting your trash
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: in a trash cans too woke for me, And then
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: like someone saying it's like, uh, coal is awesome.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: It's like, is it.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Did you ask the coal workers when they went down
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: to the mine with their little bird friends if they
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: felt like that was a good option, or if you
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: gave them the option to work in a solar panel plant,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: would they might like that better? Where it's clean and
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: air conditioning and if you bring your bird it's just
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: for fun, not because you know as a test mine's
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: always been just sort of a common sense thing. It's like,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: does this make sense? Then yeah, we should probably do that.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: We have this big yellow thing in the sky that
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: we're not really harnessing as much as we could. I mean, sure,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: there's the occasional wackadoodle on social media, you know, spreading
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: his legs and he's he's showing us just like just
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: like we talked about in our plus episode on Patreon,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: he's showing us the power of the sun and how
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: good it is for your taint. So I think we
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: can spread Earth's legs and take advantage.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I think what we will come to a point you know,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: like solar technology gets better and better. Again, the big
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: problems though, you have transmission lines you have to get
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: power from.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: You know, it's like wind. Yeah, okay, great idea, although
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: not really.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: That environment as environmentally friendly as people would like to think.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: But it's white.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those turbines are very anti bird.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Well and it just it takes a lot of a
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: lot of petroleum to make them. But as you know,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: like t Boone Pickens found out, who lost over a
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: billion dollars back when a billion dollars really meant something
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: of you know, you have a wind corridor where it's
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: really good, but you still have to get the transmission
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: lines to the grid, and that's a whole infrastructure.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Thing it is.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: And you know what, if it makes things better, I'm
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: all for it. If it makes things better and it
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: makes sense to do it that way, then I'm for it.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: But at the same but one of my biggest things is.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: I am fifty one.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I have been told since the early eighties or mid
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: eighties that Florida and California we're going to be underwater
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: way before now. Yeah, And my deal is, as we
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: have gone on and we we learn more and more
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: about the history of the Earth. We know we live
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: in a.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Very violent.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Universe and our planet's been through a lot. And I
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: don't think all you know, as much as we love,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: you know, man loves to feel, you know, the self
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: importance of man is paramount. But we've been here such
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: a fraction of the time, especially in an industrial, industrialized way,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: and we know there's been you know, cataclysmic things that
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: have happened. We have a there's a big burning core
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the planet. Hot red stuff occasionally
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: comes out of places.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: M m.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: There are other factors at play that you also contribute
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: to global warming other than us.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: So, like I said, yes, that is absolutely true. I
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: am of the mindset. Though let's not make it worse.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Fair.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I mean again, I don't have common sense stuff recycle
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: less plastic, absolutely all for it, especially less plastic. You know,
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  Speaker 1: plastic is what just we actually have just trashed the
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  Speaker 1: planet up with.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, other birthdays today, says oar Chav. Though maybe I
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  Speaker 2: should skip the Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right, well that's birthdays today.
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  Speaker 2: One quick headline before we close up the treehouse for today,
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  Speaker 2: and that is the one that I feel like might
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  Speaker 2: be the contender to dethrone last week's headline of the year.
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  Speaker 2: So last week's headline of the week, which I think
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  Speaker 2: will be the headline of the year, is quadruple amputee
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  Speaker 2: cornhole champion arrested for murder while driving. That may not
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  Speaker 2: only be the greatest headline of the week, it'll be
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  Speaker 2: the greatest headline of the year. It may be up
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  Speaker 2: the decade, and unless we blow up the planet, it'll
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  Speaker 2: probably be headline of the millennium or century eco century.
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  Speaker 2: But this one's pretty damn good. A woman visiting an
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  Speaker 2: emergency room for back pain was stunned after her doctor
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  Speaker 2: suggested euthanasia.
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  Speaker 4: How annoying was she? Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Let's pick this up tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: Will say you.
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  Speaker 2: here inside the Treehouse.
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  Speaker 3: That would New English