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America has become The Twilight Zone · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  I never dreamed that I would have to face the prospect of not
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  living in the United States of America, at least not the one
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  I've known all my life. I've never wished to live
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  anywhere else. This is my home, and I was
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  privileged to be born here. But today, I woke up, and as I
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  had my morning coffee, I realized that everything is
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  about to change. No matter how I vote, no matter
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  what I say, something evil has invaded our nation and our lives
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  are never going to be the same. I've been confused by the
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  hostility of family and friends. I look at people I've known all
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  my life so hate filled that they agree with opinions they would
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  never express as their own. I think I may have well entered
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  the twilight zone. We become a nation that has lost
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  its collective mind. You can't justify this insanity.
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  If a guy pretends to be a woman, you're required to pretend with
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  him somehow. It's UN American for the census
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  to count how many Americans are in America.
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  Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegals
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  voting in our elections are good.
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  It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the president of
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  Ukraine, but it's an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires
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  about it. 20 is too young to drink a beer, but 18's old
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  enough to vote. People who've never owned slaves
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  should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been
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  slaves. People who have never been to
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  college should pay the debts of college students who took out
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  huge loans for their degrees. Immigrants with tuberculosis and
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  polio are welcome, but you'd better be able to prove your dog
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  is vaccinated. Irish doctors and German
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  engineers who want to immigrate to the US must go through a
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  rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate gang bangers who
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  jump the southern fence are welcome, $5 billion for border
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  security is too expensive, but one point .5 trillion for free
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  Healthcare is not. If you cheat to get into
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  college, you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the
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  country, you go to college for free.
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  People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a
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  female president. We see other countries going
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  socialist and collapsing, but it seems like a great plan to us.
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  Some people are held responsible for things that happened before
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  they were born, and other people are not held responsible for
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  what they're doing right now. Criminals are caught and
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  released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because
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  it's a violation of their rights.
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  And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us
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  racist. Nothing makes sense anymore.
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  No values, no morals, and no civility.
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  People are dying of a Chinese virus, but it's racist to refer
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  to it as Chinese even though it began in China.
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  We're clearly living in an upside down world where right is
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  wrong and wrong is right, where moral is immoral and immoral is
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  moral, where good is evil and evil is good.
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  We're killing murderers is wrong, but killing unborn babies
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  is a OK. Wake up America, the great
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  unsinkable ship Titanic. America has hit an iceberg, is
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  taking on water and is sinking fast.
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  Speak up. I never dreamed that.