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ROR 135: Wedding day in prison · Red Onion Randy - Life in a Supermax Prison

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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm a married man.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure that does the surprise money. You know, it's uh,
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  Speaker 3: you know, especially after listening to the to the episode,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the hate mail and everything from this one. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's incredible how how happy that woman makes me.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm not gonna go into all that lovey
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  Speaker 3: dovey musky show. Uh. I love her and that's good enough.
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  Speaker 3: But I am gonna tell y'all about that day and it. Uh.
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  Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed listening to it.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see it gets It's gonna get a hell of
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  Speaker 1: a lot funnier near the end.
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  Speaker 3: Of the episode.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, that's for damn sure. Uh's so I got up
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  Speaker 1: that morning.
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  Speaker 3: Not nervous at all. I mean, just completely excited. You know.
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  Speaker 3: I go through my morning routine, I do my morning
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  Speaker 3: prayers and everything, and I had to get up a little.
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  Speaker 1: Bit earlier than I normally do, definitely before I want
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  Speaker 1: to get up in the morning, because you know, I
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  Speaker 1: prefer to sleep until eight if I can. But I
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  Speaker 1: got stuff to do. I got cake.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta, you know, finish making and decorating and everything,
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  Speaker 3: because I made a wedding cake for myself. I'm up,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I'm getting that, you know, get myself together.
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  Speaker 3: I come out and I get out to sell about
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  Speaker 3: seven thirty, and I actually I'm having trouble getting out
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  Speaker 3: to sell because we got a rookie in the booth
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  Speaker 3: and he doesn't want to open a door like I'm
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  Speaker 3: you know, I had to send people down there to
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  Speaker 3: tell him, like, look, man, this guy's getting married at
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  Speaker 3: eight o'clock. Like you need to open his door and
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  Speaker 3: let him out to sell. I gotta have a flow officer.
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  Speaker 3: You just opened the workers' doors and let them go
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  Speaker 3: out to work, but yet you can't open my door
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  Speaker 3: because I'm getting married. But thankfully, huh, I didn't, you know,
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  Speaker 3: missed my wedding because we wouldn't be having this conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Right now because I'd be in the hole. Uh, there's
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  Speaker 1: no question about that.
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  Speaker 3: I would have showed my ass on that day if
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  Speaker 3: they would have made me miss it. So I come out. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've got.
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  Speaker 3: The trash backs and everything. I opened them up and
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  Speaker 3: spread them over the table. You know, I got my
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  Speaker 3: cake sitting on him and everything. And uh, I get
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  Speaker 3: this one guy named Bird. It was originally he's from
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  Speaker 3: New York, but when he was younger, he moved down
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  Speaker 3: to Charlesville and.
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  Speaker 1: He grew up in the charlotce Ville area.
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  Speaker 3: And now of course he's in prison. Uh my home,
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  Speaker 3: my hometownd.
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  Speaker 1: He's he's a good artist.
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  Speaker 3: He's he's he's a very good artist. He's actually writing
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  Speaker 3: his own a drawing writing. I'm not sure how you
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  Speaker 3: say that, for his own graphic novel. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: He let me look at it. It's it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely graphic.
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  Speaker 1: I will, I will, I will say that it.
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  Speaker 3: Is definitely he's putting the graphic end of damn duty. Uh.
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  Speaker 3: So I got him. Uh. I made a piping bag,
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  Speaker 3: which is just a sandwich bag that I mixed hot
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  Speaker 3: cocoa and some hot water together until it's like a
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  Speaker 3: thick consistency. And we cut the tip of it off
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  Speaker 3: and he put you know, my name and her name
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  Speaker 3: on it, you know, decorated it up, put some hearts
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  Speaker 3: on the uh on the recess cups, well they're generic
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  Speaker 3: recus peanut butter cups, are not the real ones.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, it looked good. I'm not gonna lie. That
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  Speaker 1: cake looked pretty spectacular as a matter of fact.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: I was able to get direct supervisor a deal to
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  Speaker 3: come down from the gym and actually take a picture
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  Speaker 3: of the cake and everything for me, and you know,
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  Speaker 3: take a picture of myself, which I will be sending
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  Speaker 3: to Nicole, and I'll, of course I'll send a send
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  Speaker 3: a copy to Michael and have him put it up
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  Speaker 3: on the on my website and everything. Seey'all can see
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  Speaker 3: what my cake looks like. And it's a hundred times
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  Speaker 3: better than the cake he did. I'm just saying. So
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  Speaker 3: I get that done, and I mean I get it.
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  Speaker 3: I get it done in the nicked time. And the
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  Speaker 3: counselor calls me up to the office.
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  Speaker 1: So I go up there.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, me and her talk for a minute
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  Speaker 3: and we're we're waiting and waiting, you know for someone
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  Speaker 3: to call in. It's like fifteen minutes after eight by
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  Speaker 3: this point, and we're supposed to be married by now.
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  Speaker 3: And because we paid a lady down here this area
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  Speaker 3: named Julie McCoy two hundred dollars to help us with
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  Speaker 3: all the paperwork and getting everything straight and you know,
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  Speaker 3: performing the ceremony or what not, because I.
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  Speaker 1: Tried doing it on my own, but.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. They I could never get the right forms.
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  Speaker 3: There was always sending me the different things that I'm
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  Speaker 3: not divorced. I don't need those forms. I don't need
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  Speaker 3: a record of my marriage certificate. I'm not married yet,
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  Speaker 3: like I need a marriage application. I couldn't get my
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  Speaker 3: hands on none of it. So we just we got
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  Speaker 3: tired of dealing with it. We got tired of the frustration.
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  Speaker 3: So we just paid this lady who's got a side business.
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  Speaker 1: You know, and she does all that stuff for you.
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  Speaker 3: But so Nick and her best friend Steph, they managed
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  Speaker 3: to finally get in. You know, they call up here
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  Speaker 3: several times, and you know, at first the people told them, well,
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  Speaker 3: we don't, we don't, we don't know anything about you
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  Speaker 3: getting married by and just hung on. They tried that
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  Speaker 3: a couple of times. It didn't work, thankfully. I had
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  Speaker 3: an issue with the phones when I first got here,
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  Speaker 3: that I would call Nick and I would get to
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  Speaker 3: talk to her for like maybe a minute, sometimes less,
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  Speaker 3: sometimes more, and then the phone would just hang up
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  Speaker 3: on us, and it kept doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Phone call after phone call after phone call.
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  Speaker 3: I cannot tell you how much money I wasted trying
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  Speaker 3: to call her, you know, just to get a twenty
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  Speaker 3: minute conversation. And I would sometimes I would have to
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  Speaker 3: call back, you know, fifteen sixteen damn times in a
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  Speaker 3: row just to get a conversation. So we had actually
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  Speaker 3: I can actually complained to Hamilton, who's the warden up here,
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  Speaker 3: and he was like, look, just let me look into it.
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  Speaker 3: So he had called Nick and you know, talk to
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  Speaker 3: her and asked, you know, what is the situation blah
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  Speaker 3: blah blah. So she'd had his number. I guess it
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  Speaker 3: pops up when you call someone, and so she'd had
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  Speaker 3: it saved and she called him and he was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'll take care of this, and you know, he's able
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  Speaker 3: to put her through to the counselor's office and whatnot,
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  Speaker 3: and but Julie wasn't there, you know, like, we paid
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  Speaker 3: this lady two hundred freaking dollars and you're not there
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  Speaker 3: when you're supposed to be. And you could have done
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  Speaker 3: it from anywhere, because all you had to do was
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  Speaker 3: call in it because we've gotten.
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  Speaker 1: Married by the phone.
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  Speaker 3: We wasn't able to get married in person. So I'm
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  Speaker 3: talking to Nick.
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  Speaker 1: On the counselor's phone.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, steph.
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  Speaker 1: She calls Julie.
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  Speaker 3: And like it my counselor. She goes above and beyond
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  Speaker 3: Sherry short rich, you know, of what she was really
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  Speaker 3: supposed to do. She she started making phone calls on
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  Speaker 3: her end to try to reach this lady. She sent
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  Speaker 3: several emails to her like where you at, Like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like this guy's here, he's ready, Like we're on the phone,
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  Speaker 3: like where are you at? And eventually we we we
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  Speaker 3: finally getting through tour and then you know, we got
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  Speaker 3: to set it up back and forth and it looks
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  Speaker 3: like another ten minutes. But thankfully we got that ironed.
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  Speaker 1: Out, smoothed out and everything.
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  Speaker 3: And we got married. You know, it was it was short,
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  Speaker 3: it was sweet.
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  Speaker 1: Julie was a bit.
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  Speaker 3: Of a dick, to be honest, you know, like it's
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  Speaker 3: you know, we're trying to get married. We're trying to
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  Speaker 3: you know, bond our love together, you know, in the
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  Speaker 3: eyes of God, the eyes of the law and man,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, she's just can't be bothered. If you
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  Speaker 3: can't be bothered, give me my money back. You know,
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  Speaker 3: two hundred dollars is a lot of damn money to
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  Speaker 3: a guy like me.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I mean, that isn't a lot of money.
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  Speaker 3: D That's like the equivalent of twenty thousand dollars on
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  Speaker 3: the street. Like that's the comparison of what two hundred
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  Speaker 3: dollars is in prison to what it is on the street.
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  Speaker 3: You know, give my stuff back, like I really, really,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I'm tempted to write her a strongly worded letter.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not going to.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just simply not going to waste my time. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm yeah, I'm a little I'm still a little upset
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  Speaker 3: with this lady. But thankfully though I'm married. Me and
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  Speaker 3: Nick are happy. It's been two weeks to the day.
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  Speaker 3: It's been two weeks to the day since we got married,
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  Speaker 3: and I couldn't be happier.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's it's been.
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  Speaker 3: The crazy thing is life has been a little bit
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  Speaker 3: different since we got married. Things are rolling off of
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  Speaker 3: my back a lot easier than they used to. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm waking up, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Smiling, you know, I'm I'm going through the day.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm just I'm thinking about her, you know,
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  Speaker 3: daydreaming about being with her and daydreaming about doing things
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  Speaker 3: to her.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm married.
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  Speaker 3: I can do that now.
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  Speaker 1: It's It's been good. You know. We we had fun.
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  Speaker 3: We had a video visit. We actually had two video
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  Speaker 3: business set up. Uh. We had a twenty minute business
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  Speaker 3: set up at nine o'clock. Thankfully, you know, we was
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  Speaker 3: able to get married before then, and I made it.
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  Speaker 3: I was able to show her her friend, our best friend, Steph,
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  Speaker 3: and Steph's boyfriend Johnny, who's an up and coming DJ
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  Speaker 3: in London. You know.
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  Speaker 1: We got to bring my cake over there.
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  Speaker 3: And I you know, showed them to it, and I
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  Speaker 3: had it decorated so the bottom of it it's like
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  Speaker 3: the sponge.
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  Speaker 1: I had did it in layers.
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  Speaker 3: It was a chocolate sponge, and I made strawberry icing.
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  Speaker 3: Then I covered I chopped up some of the the
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  Speaker 3: peanut butter cups, spread it all over top.
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  Speaker 1: Of that, and then I had a vanilla layer.
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  Speaker 3: Then I did a peanut butter icing on the top
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  Speaker 3: and the side of the cake. And I took chocolate
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  Speaker 3: covered peanuts and I crushed them up with my masterlock
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  Speaker 3: and I sprinkled them on the sides and the top
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  Speaker 3: of it, but I didn't cover the whole top with it.
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  Speaker 3: I just like an inch all the way around the
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  Speaker 3: rim of the top going down, so it.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of looked like a curtain falling almost.
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  Speaker 3: And then, you know, like I already told you, I
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  Speaker 3: took eight I believe it was eight of the peanut
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  Speaker 3: butter cups, and I you know, evenly distribute them around,
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  Speaker 3: and we you know, piped the chocolate heart on them,
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  Speaker 3: you know, with my name and her name.
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  Speaker 1: By the time we.
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  Speaker 3: Got the picture taking of it, though then her name
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  Speaker 3: it really kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Bled together a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: You could still tell what the name is, but it
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't as crisp and nice looking as it was
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  Speaker 3: when we first did it. Probably should have waited until
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  Speaker 3: right then, you know, right before he'd done.
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  Speaker 1: It, but I didn't live and learn.
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  Speaker 3: With that cake was so good, I mean, it was
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  Speaker 3: so good. Normally I share, I didn't share nobody of
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  Speaker 3: my cake. Nobody got a single bite of it in here,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm happy with that, you know. But anyway, I
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  Speaker 3: was able to show them they were blown away, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like the lieutenant advance, uh, you know, he was in
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  Speaker 3: the pond. He saw that, you know, Commissary people like
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of people, you know, the administration. They couldn't
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  Speaker 3: believe there were CEOs walking around.
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  Speaker 1: Where'd you get that cake?
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  Speaker 3: I smell? I made it.
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  Speaker 1: How can you make a cake like that in prison?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good like that?
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  Speaker 3: Like they literally thought, I somehow went over to the
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  Speaker 3: kitchen and stole the cake out of the kitchen. First
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  Speaker 3: of all, y'all don't have cake like this in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: You know, that's just not gonna happen. I was able
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  Speaker 3: to anyway. Sorry, I'm getting a little caught up on
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  Speaker 3: this cake. I kind of want to make me another one.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, me and Nick we had that video visit,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and we was you know, talking and and
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  Speaker 3: you know, just loving one another. And you know, I
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  Speaker 3: shared my fowls with her. Uh you know, she shared
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  Speaker 3: hers with me. You know, it was it was all
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  Speaker 3: in all, it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was a damn good day.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's one of them days I want to remember forever.
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  Speaker 3: And uh, you know, we had we had good visits her,
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  Speaker 3: Steph and Johnny. They went out to a nice restaurant,
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  Speaker 3: you know, to celebrate. Of course, Johnny wound up paying
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  Speaker 3: for everything, which you know, Johnny, if you ever listened
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  Speaker 3: to this one, thank you. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Uh, they took care of Stephan uh and Nick.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they had fun.
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  Speaker 3: He also wound up driving because well, you know, Nick's
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  Speaker 3: a woman. She can't drive. I don't you know she can't.
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  Speaker 3: She says she can't. She thinks she can't leave. Why
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  Speaker 3: don't you have to turn it over to a man, Nick,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying that's an ongoing joke between us.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, she's always giving me hell saying that
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  Speaker 1: Americans can't uh can't.
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  Speaker 3: Drive a stick shift. I was driving a stick ship.
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  Speaker 1: More than when I was five years old.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, Now it's a fun part. So I had told
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  Speaker 3: everybody I was getting married, you know, and I told
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  Speaker 3: him of making cake, and like I'm known for making
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  Speaker 3: cakes in prison. You know, I'm extremely good.
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  Speaker 1: I make all kinds.
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  Speaker 3: So a bunch of guys that you know ordered uh
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  Speaker 3: two packs of cookies and everything, and like the stuff
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  Speaker 3: I spent on my cake along was like ninety dollars,
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  Speaker 3: ninety two dollars and eighteen cents. That's exactly what it was.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of money.
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  Speaker 3: For cake, and of course you know that didn't all
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  Speaker 3: go into just my one single cake that I made
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  Speaker 3: for myself at you know, I, you know, stuff to
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  Speaker 3: help other guys. Like there's like five or six guys
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  Speaker 3: in here that don't have any money, George Pool, Ron,
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  Speaker 3: Fanny Rid you know, a couple of them. So you know,
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  Speaker 3: I paid for them to be a part of the
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  Speaker 3: cake because one of the things that I do. You
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  Speaker 3: have a lot of guys that you know, they're like, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 3: I want to get I want to get on the cake.
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  Speaker 3: What you need me to order?
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  Speaker 1: So you'll tell.
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  Speaker 3: Them and then every single time I don't mean once,
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  Speaker 3: I mean literally every single time they come back when
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  Speaker 3: it's sorted. Man, they missed my order up. Man, I
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  Speaker 3: didn't get everything. Man, you know the all right, you
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  Speaker 3: ain't getting cake broll.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man, don't do me like that.
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  Speaker 1: Right, you can't pull this me.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I saw your bag.
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  Speaker 3: Your bag of commissary was twice the size of mind.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what a lot of dudes do. So, you know,
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  Speaker 3: but the guys that don't have anything, I pay for
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  Speaker 3: them because you've got to pay the plast Those are
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  Speaker 3: my rules and I'm not breaking it for anyone. So
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  Speaker 3: that night, me, Rid, Micah and Ryan, We've got twenty
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  Speaker 3: four packs of cookies. You now, these are.
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  Speaker 1: Big packs. They're not the small packs.
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  Speaker 3: These are full sized packs of cookies. So we're we
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  Speaker 3: take the time and you know, we got to open
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  Speaker 3: them up and take your id car, scrape all the
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  Speaker 3: cream out, you know, set the cookies to the side,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: and you know, put your cream in a bowl and
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: all that stuff, because you take your cream and that's
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: what you make you icing with.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go into, you.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Know, a full blown recipe detail. My buddy Michael puts
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: something up on one of my pages. You can define
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: that easily if you want to watch how it's done.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: It's just I make much much nicer looking cakes than
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: he does.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: And he's a professional chef.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: So, you know, we go and we're we're laughing and choking,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: and both Ryan and Red can do Donald Trump's boys
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: pretty good.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: They're not spot on them, but they're pretty good.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: So they're just laughing at you.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, we're having a good time.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm I'm not doing a whole lot of
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: talking because you know, whenever I'm cooking and stuff. I
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: really I don't like to talk a lot, you know,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: just because I don't want you know, accidental spittle or
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: anything like that getting into food.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: But they're sitting there making fun of Kamala Harris. Kamala Harris,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: however you pronounce her damn name, you know, Kamalain did it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: I can't do it, like I tried doing it, and
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I'm horrible and horribly bad at it. But they can
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: do it really, really good. And you know, they were
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: just back and forth, you know, like one of them
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: would drop a cookie and they would roll away, and
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: they they'd sit there say.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Kamala did they blame everything on her?
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: You know, you've got other guys who got bird coming around,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: You get that cold.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Bucky coming around.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: So we're we're just standing there, you know, making the
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: cake and everything, and we're we're just we're having so
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: much fun. And you know, we get the cake made
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: and you know, we start serving it out now actually
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: hold it up.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Almost forgot about something. Cold Bucket now.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Cold Bucket is here in Buchanan County, which is where
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Keen Mountain Prison is, you know literally the mountain, I
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: mean king the prison is on top of the mountain.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: If you go on the backside of the mountain and
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: you just jump off and roll down to the bottom
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: of the hill, you're going to fetch up on the
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: back of his mama's porch. He literally grew up at
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: the you know, at the foot of this mountain, and
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: he's he's hill billy as it comes. Like, I'm from
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: the mountains, you know, the earliest area, like you know,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I was, you know, born and raised in the foot
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: hills of the Blue Ridge. You know, I don't consider
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: myself a redneck, you know, I'm I'm I'm I'm a hillbilly,
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: like I come from the mountains, but I'm a front
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Woods hill billy. Cole Bucket is a backwoods hill billy.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: And it's matter of fact. Hold up real quick, hey, Ryan, Ryan,
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: come here. I'm actually going to get my buddy Ryan
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: to do his Donald Trump voice for Kamala.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Well, let me explain to him what I'm doing real quick,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: because he was on the phone talking to his mom.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Remember the night we was making the cake and y'all
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: was doing the Kamala Harris voice and everything. Well, I'm
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: doing a podcast talking about me getting married all that stuff.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: I really want you to do the your Donald Trump voice. No,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: if he's not, and he's he's come on, Brian, Brian.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do it better than him. Come on,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: come on, don't you got doing? Just say Commela and
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: that's it.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: That's all you got this, This is Donald Trump. Uh
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: blame Kamala, Kamona did it? Kama's fault. Season lives there.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: So I literally spent like an hour and a half
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: listening to Ryan and a cell he read doing that
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: all night and it's as funny as can be. So
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Cold Bucket now, now, Cole Bucket is uh, he's something else.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I mean he is, He's a god?
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Is he a ill billy? I love the boys. He's fun.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: And then this is the cool thing. Everybody who's, you know,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: a long time listening to my podcast knows that, you know,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: one of the really, really true best friends I've ever
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: had in prison? Was it red on you?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: My buddy Frank. You know, I've talked about him quite a.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Bit, especially in the beginning episodes and stuff. Cold Bucket
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: and Rank grew up together here in Buchanic, you know,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Grandee and Hurly and everything like they grew up racing
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: dirt bikes, hunt and fight and chasing girls in high school,
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: playing football together.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: You know, they did all that.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Stuff, you know, which is one reason why you know,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: me and Colebucket is kind of, you know, gotten tight,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: and we hang out and everything. Now. So Micah, I
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: give him the job of crushing up a couple of
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: the backs of the chocolate covered peanuts and everything. You know,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm sitting there, me and red Or making the
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: ice and Ryan who just did the Donald Trump impersonation.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: He was chopping up the peanut butter cups. So Micah's
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: doing him. And as he dumps it out, you know,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: you got the the peanuts that don't crush, you know,
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: some of them just don't crush. So he's handing them
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: to Cole Bucket like man, put put them into in
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: the cup. You know, when he's gonna go back a
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: second time and do them after he's you know, clean him.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Out and everything.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: So Cold Bucket he pushed like the first two in
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: the cup, and then every one after that. He's just
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: sitting there eating and he's just standing there in his
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: little hillbilly shuffle looking way, and we finally catch on
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: to what the hell he's doing. I'm like, Cold Bucket,
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: what do you you're supposed to be?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: We're kind of crushed him again. I said, oh my bad.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Like, okay, Cold Bucket, you're good.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: You're good.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: You know, it's less cake for you.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that didn't work out.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: So Red looks at him. Its like, man, Cold Bucket,
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: are you good? Cold Bucket looks at him and he
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: kind of bends his knees and he shoots the little
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: finger pistol at him, say I'm good at it, but god,
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: and he's yeah, that boy was having a good night.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Let's just say that he was having a damn good night.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: So we get the cake and everything, we've got it made.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: It's you know, it's not the same cake that I
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: made personally for myself.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: You know, it's just a little bit different. And uh
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: so you know.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: We're cutting pieces off and giving them to the people
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: you know who uh who put in for the cake
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: and all of that stuff, and you know they're blown away,
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: like I am really good at making cake. That's just
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: even though it's cookies, you know, I'm making it out
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: of that. But it's still I mean, it's fricking It
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: is so good. It's rich, but it's not overly sweet
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: or anything. So as you know, we got every that
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: you know, everybody that paid for We've got them all,
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: you know, nice big, huge pieces. But it was twenty four.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Packs of cookies. Like this cake was so big that
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: just at the.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: End of the day, was like, you know what, man,
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: we're just gonna take this left over and we're just
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: gonna cut them into smaller pieces and just kind of
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: pass them out to some of the other guys, you know.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: So we're doing that and I'm carrying them back and forth.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Cold bucket he you know, he he wants another piece, Like,
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: hold up, cold bucket, you already got your piece, you
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. Where you know, we're we'll see
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: what happens. And I was like, oh, come on, man,
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: let me give me a enough piece. Man, let me
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: give me another piece.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: So I'm all right, here you go.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: You know what, Here you go, buddy, here's the second
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: piece for you. Man. He's like, oh, he's all happy
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: and everything, and he's he's he steps back like five
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: feet and then he's sitting there and just eating. So
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: every time I turned my back to go take a
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: piece of cake to somebody, saying, man, you want piece,
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: You want to try this? He's over there sawing off
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: another piece of damn cake and stack in his bowl.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Every time I come back to the table, I noticed
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: his damn bowl is getting bigger and bigger and.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Bigger of cake.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Like, bro, what are you doing? He stops stealing the
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: king a hanging, stealing little damn cake. You gave this
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: to me, all right? Col bucking so again. I mean,
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: he stole so much. He stole We wound up stealing
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: five pieces of cake. He started stealing cake for selly,
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: which I can respect. He started just cutting at your
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: pieces off and putting itself leave.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: The wise boat.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, man, we had so much fun that night,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: and I wish we could have just like, you know,
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: had a camera.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: And just filmed us. I mean it was hilarious, you know,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: But that was that was my.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Wedding day, you know, being frustrated with Julie, having fun
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: with Nick and step on the video visits and making
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: cake with the fellas and listening to Donald Trump blame.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Kamala for everything. All in all, it was a bad
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: day at all. Well, hopefully I entertained you, Hopefully I
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: made you laugh, and uh, because I damn show did.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Nicole Viire my wife? This isn't just my vile teeth.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: It's a love letter.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: To the most time God. There would be no us
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: if it wasn't for him. And even though I thank
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Him every day for you, how can you really think
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: someone when they've given you everything? That's exactly what.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: You are to me everything. I love you, and I
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: do my.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Best to tell you that every chance that I get.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: But telling you and expressing it are two different things.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Trying to express what I feel for you is like
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: trying to choose which you like best, sunrises or sunsets.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: And that's the thing. My heart rises are sexual You,
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: my love, my joy, and my happiness. All that I
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: am is tied up in you. So thank God for you.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Thank God for your past you're hurt and your sorrow.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Thank God for your love, kindness and strength, for your
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: dreams and hopes, for all that you are, You work,
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: and you will be. Because I love all of you.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: You keep me from giving up, You keep me believing.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: You keep me fighting to be better and do better.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: You are my strength when I'm weeping, my encouragement when
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I'm down, my hope when I'm in my dark places,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: You are my light, my proof that God really loves
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: me and that he has great things playing for me,
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: because how could he not when he is giving me
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: his best daughter. I'm pretty sure I could go on
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: for pages.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: But I can sum it all.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Up to this. My blood before your blood, my life
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: before your life. My heart is yours in command. I'm
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: forever yours and before you I stand faithful and loyal.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Your love, healed is broken. Man. I can't believe how
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: blessed I am. I can't believe how lucky I am.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: This woman makes me happy if she puts a smile
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: on my face. I've never smiled so much of my
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: damn life as I have in the last two years.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: I appreciate you folks listening something. Remember if you want
• 32:40
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• 32:43
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• 32:47
  Speaker 3: continental US is one eight eight five, two four, one
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: nine three suits. Anyone outside the US just put a
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: plus in front of the one works just the same.
• 33:02
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• 33:26
  Speaker 3: whatever you can give me and be damn grateful for
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: But you know, I'm.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Trying to grow.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to grow the podcast and trying to reach
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: more people. I'm trying to get my voice out there
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: to help people. You know. The crazy thing is I actually.
• 33:39
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• 33:41
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• 33:59
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• 34:03
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• 34:32
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• 34:37
  Speaker 2: This is Donald Trump.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Blame Tamala. Tamala did a Tamala's fault. She's a loser.