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OUTRO: Aging Gracefully · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your bastards loving the Big Show podcast, Get
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  Speaker 1: up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for raw dogging.
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  Speaker 1: For to sit and every weekday get a femo's backbone. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: it's a pretty standy start from us.
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  Speaker 3: I like that I should warn you. I've got a
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  Speaker 3: throbbing headache. It's throbbing me because I might just be
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  Speaker 3: quite quiet today. I like just sort of hand over
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  Speaker 3: the burden of chat to the fields.
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  Speaker 2: You were quite chetty today until you smash that glass
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  Speaker 2: and weird happy.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to stop it with my foot. Now my
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  Speaker 3: foot really hurts. But here's the thing, this was the
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  Speaker 3: really weird thing. So I was walking to work today.
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  Speaker 4: Your hipstore as well, right and yours.
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  Speaker 3: Got like really a really sharp pain in my head
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  Speaker 3: and I had to stop because it was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck, what was that?
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  Speaker 3: And then carried on walking and then it did it again,
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  Speaker 3: and it's like, what's going on? I mean, I powered through,
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  Speaker 3: I'm a backbone. I kept walking, but should it hit.
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  Speaker 2: I was in a meeting today and I strained it
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  Speaker 2: not to undermine what's having to you. J's it's a tragedy,
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  Speaker 2: blood serious stuff. We're all feeling it. Yeah, and something
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  Speaker 2: just went in my finger.
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  Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, purples.
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  Speaker 2: Little purple barstard there. And I was just sitting there
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  Speaker 2: and I said to the guys and yeah, is that
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  Speaker 2: what's having don't I just sitting here? Yes, And we
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  Speaker 2: agreed that that's old age for you.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if it's not the thing I had with
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  Speaker 3: what's it called hammer finger?
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  Speaker 2: What was that called it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I just bumped it so lightly and then
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  Speaker 3: it just bent down and I couldn't fucking straighten it.
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  Speaker 2: And my daughter would bring it up periodic, Yes, and
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  Speaker 2: just out of the blue, man be like nine months,
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  Speaker 2: did you go? It's funny how Jason's finger does.
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  Speaker 3: It was the weirdest thing. I thought I'd had some
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  Speaker 3: kind of mini stroke or something.
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  Speaker 2: It was odd.
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  Speaker 3: That is weird though it is had to be in
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  Speaker 3: a splint and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's so weird. But you can see why people
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  Speaker 2: want to die at the end of life. Yes, if
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  Speaker 2: you're just going to have that stuff happening, that's as
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  Speaker 2: good as it's going to get. Keys. It's a little
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of a bruise on my finger there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you can see you're like, fuck, let's just pack it up.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just call it a day, shall we.
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  Speaker 5: There is back paddock and just pack it up. But
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  Speaker 5: there's also doing something about certain things.
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  Speaker 2: Oh certainly, surely so.
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  Speaker 4: For example, if you come in every day and say
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  Speaker 4: your hippers.
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  Speaker 5: Saw yeah, every day, Keys, he didn't go and do
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  Speaker 5: pilates or something, that is what I would do if
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  Speaker 5: I was pillarates.
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  Speaker 2: God.
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  Speaker 4: See that's it's this old fashioned attitude.
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  Speaker 3: It is when I got my mallet finger, I got
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  Speaker 3: that scene to got How long did it take you?
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  Speaker 3: About four days? Because we had to go away at
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  Speaker 3: that time.
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  Speaker 2: Remember do we go?
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  Speaker 3: We were down in the mountain, I think doing the
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  Speaker 3: Black Clash or something, so I couldn't do it then, but.
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  Speaker 2: It was weird.
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  Speaker 4: I bet you're within walking distance of a pilarate studio.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think pilarates is the answer.
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  Speaker 4: Keys, He so you'll do cheer yoga?
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, you won't. You pay for it.
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  Speaker 3: I'll pay for it.
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  Speaker 2: He won't do it. Do you think my wife does pilarates?
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know. I just you don't want to.
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  Speaker 2: I'll walk it out. The smart thing to do would
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  Speaker 2: be was probably some kind of a medical practitioner. Give
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  Speaker 2: me your age. Yeah, yeah, he's not young anymore. Keys,
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  Speaker 2: He's not just going to pilart it out. He needs
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  Speaker 2: medical advice. Well, he can get into a solid exercise regime,
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  Speaker 2: which I don't think you've been in for it.
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  Speaker 4: And don't well you're walking get medical advice, mate.
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  Speaker 2: No, but that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: I am as fit as I've ever been at the
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  Speaker 3: moment you go. But the issue is, yeah, I do
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  Speaker 3: have hip issues and I should probably book in my
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  Speaker 3: hip replacement.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: The time that rolls by to go, he.
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  Speaker 5: Would rather book in a hip replacement then go see
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  Speaker 5: someone who could just maybe like fix the way you know.
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  Speaker 3: But interestingly, in terms of back paddic, I said to
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  Speaker 3: my wife the other night, would you like to live
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  Speaker 3: to one hundred? And she was like fuck no? And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh really and she said no, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to live that long. It's because when you
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  Speaker 3: get to that age where it's just like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: we're just kind of waiting to.
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  Speaker 2: Die'd Well, it's a weird. Everybody wears frames it that way, right,
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  Speaker 2: how old do you want to be? But it's completely
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  Speaker 2: it directly relates to your quality of life. So I
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  Speaker 2: want to live as long as my quality of life is.
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  Speaker 2: After that, I'll just die, I think.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And like my.
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  Speaker 3: Wife, I reckon he's going to live to one hundred.
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  Speaker 3: She's fed airs, she is fit as.
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  Speaker 2: She she does. What did you do for her birthday?
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  Speaker 2: Spent some or what?
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  Speaker 3: We couldn't actually do much because she had a rehearsal.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's weird because I saw her out for dinner
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  Speaker 5: with a guy. Did you let's start a year on
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  Speaker 5: the show. That's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be with What's with Wayne Brown? That's
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  Speaker 2: been done.
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  Speaker 3: I'm afraid has Terry?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, the whole Larcky Big Show week days
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  Speaker 2: from four on Radio Hiarchy, They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: But we're going to go out for dinner again tonight again. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: we go out for dinner all the time. Now, I
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  Speaker 3: got dumplings last night.
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  Speaker 2: When's the last time you wrote her a palm? Are
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  Speaker 2: you still deep in your poetry or have you given
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  Speaker 2: her away?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I haven't specifically written her one for ages?
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  Speaker 4: Can you write me a poem?
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  Speaker 2: You need to be inspired to write poetry, Jason, But
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  Speaker 2: she feats is in my poems? What I sort of
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  Speaker 2: standing over your shoulder.
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  Speaker 3: No, just ship in a sort of romantic notion.
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  Speaker 2: Why all right?
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  Speaker 4: Just like I don't know, you just looked up at
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  Speaker 4: my hair and then laughed.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's just a bit buffy at the that's a
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  Speaker 3: good idea make. Yeah, well, no, pisy, I won't write
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  Speaker 3: you a poem.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't believe that you can write poems.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh we haven't seen one.
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  Speaker 5: No, never, And it's all like, yeah, I was typing away.
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  Speaker 5: I used to write poems, blah blah. I was like, well,
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  Speaker 5: just write can you find me in the club? Bottle
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  Speaker 5: full of bub.
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  Speaker 2: You undertake an X?
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  Speaker 4: Didn't you read that as a poem on the show once?
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  Speaker 4: What in the Club? By fifty six?
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  Speaker 2: Probably?
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  Speaker 3: No, man, I can't remember the ship we do on
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  Speaker 3: this show. Yeah, but you guys can feel free to chat.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I started off this podcast going listen, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Got to hear you. I can't fucking back up. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 2: as usual? Do you is your day?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I do? I have a fucking pounder leading question here
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  Speaker 2: for you. Yeah, yeah, not from Jayson.
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  Speaker 4: How's my day?
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  Speaker 2: Great?
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  Speaker 4: I love Wednesdays?
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  Speaker 2: Oh there, well you look forward to it. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 2: quite glad that the all Black coach has been announced,
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  Speaker 2: because I was sitting there today thinking Wednesdays miles away
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  Speaker 2: from anything, isn't it?
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  Speaker 5: Wednesday is my favorite day because you get dumplings. I
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  Speaker 5: do my gaming podcast extremely careful. Yes, that's so good,
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  Speaker 5: very very very funny episodes. And actually and then I
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  Speaker 5: walk to the office, which is a nice little fifteen
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  Speaker 5: minute jaunt, and I stop and get dumplings. Yeah, Commercialpcial Bay.
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  Speaker 5: And while I'm ordered them, I ordered the dumplings. I'm
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  Speaker 5: sitting there with my buzzer and I write the bio
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  Speaker 5: and the title.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, podcast, you got your little little thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's good. That's good. That's good. Down there, that's the
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  Speaker 2: city is cool, man. It's so stoked that we've moved.
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  Speaker 2: It's Commercial of Auckland. It's the big building that's down
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  Speaker 2: there which has got all the It's a shopping center downtown.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, the Fury Terminal is there one of those?
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  Speaker 3: Is there? An Eden Noodles there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? On the canal there every week they really are.
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  Speaker 3: I got there just up there, five minutes from my
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  Speaker 3: place to the original.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, si am, I have never been.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been.
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  Speaker 4: But if anyone's ever listened to us about dumplings.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been.
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  Speaker 5: But if anyone has ever heard us being on about
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  Speaker 5: dumplings and noodles, it's always Eden noodles, Yes, and auland
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  Speaker 5: but we never plug it because we remember and keys.
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  Speaker 2: He brought twenty.
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  Speaker 3: I'm twenty in today.
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  Speaker 2: Would he give hoodie j one?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, If I had one hundred, I probably wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: You'd be full, Joseph your head one.
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  Speaker 4: I had ache.
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  Speaker 3: I had fifteen of the bastards last night, mate, plus
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  Speaker 3: fifteen fifteen And I tell you what, because you get
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  Speaker 3: dumps and I got the fifteen dumplings and it had
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  Speaker 3: two sets and chopsticks, and I was like, we'll only
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  Speaker 3: be needing one of those bastards.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't sharing these with anyone. And then you go
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  Speaker 2: home and got your full.
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  Speaker 4: Force. Did you eat all fifteen of them?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I did?
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  Speaker 3: Really, man, mate, I've lost one again. I want you
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  Speaker 3: to feel my busies because they're tightening up every day.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen an issue with your busies to begin with,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm not going to start fucking fiddling with them. Said,
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  Speaker 2: are you you've got a ship? Fine, don't you? So
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  Speaker 2: you don't know how many steps you're doing today.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 2: I know exactly what I did. I did fourteen thousand yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: It's good, isn't it? Right?
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  Speaker 3: Which is about three hundred meters for you eleven or
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  Speaker 3: twelve k, which.
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  Speaker 4: Is here to work, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Eleven or twelve k? What are you doing though? I'm
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  Speaker 2: literally you're tailing somewhere. I'm just going everywhere. I'm going everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: I'm chicking everything. You really, Yes, I am? I am.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. I put my headphones on and I.
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  Speaker 2: Just walk and walk and walk.
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  Speaker 4: Have you just been just down here?
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  Speaker 1: No? Ye?
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  Speaker 3: But this But this is the other thing it's pretty
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  Speaker 3: good is that, you know, a lot of the time,
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  Speaker 3: I don't even have my phone with me, so it's
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  Speaker 3: probably more than.
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  Speaker 2: That on your headphones. And if you've got no phone
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  Speaker 2: with you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm on a really got great bluetooth nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Just on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on a really good run with the music at
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  Speaker 3: the moment. I've I've stumbled upon this what would you
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  Speaker 3: call it? A playlist? And I fucking love it.
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  Speaker 2: Every song.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like, nah, it's good ship.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa good ship on YouTube?
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  Speaker 2: Too?
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  Speaker 3: But it's good, you know, because you just pounded out
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  Speaker 3: fellas that's.
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  Speaker 2: When you've got your phone with you. Yes, but you
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  Speaker 2: kind of want to hear you. I like the sounds
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  Speaker 2: of the city, though, I don't like getting to talk
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  Speaker 2: to you. No, that's probably the big thing for you.
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  Speaker 3: I like just steering at people as I'm walking with
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  Speaker 3: your shades on. No, just not steering, that's wrong, just
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  Speaker 3: people people watching you.
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  Speaker 4: I like observing.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have your Sunny's on?
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  Speaker 1: Though?
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  Speaker 2: No, Sunny, you're fucking off your head.
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  Speaker 4: You're wasted, man, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: No, Sunny, you're not a big sunny guy though, actually
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  Speaker 2: on you for a long time. No, I do like sunny.
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  Speaker 2: Three peers of the bar.
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  Speaker 5: I only wear them like if I'm on the purse
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  Speaker 5: outside for quite a while.
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  Speaker 2: But because what you went through a period you were't
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  Speaker 2: even wearing them at all.
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  Speaker 5: I still because I'm staring at computer screens inside, so
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  Speaker 5: I like to see natural light outside.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you are looking quite pale.
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  Speaker 4: Actually yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No I'm not. What do you mean you're not good
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  Speaker 2: as something kind of a yellow brown? He's got his
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  Speaker 2: fonsy look again. Today is.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening four or seven week days already.
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  Speaker 2: I heard