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What is the Clap Slap? | It's Friday!!!! #49 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time believe your worries outside and come laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on a frid Day, August ninth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. We have a lot to get to today,
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  Speaker 1: including we have to learn about hell worms. There's been
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  Speaker 1: a burrito battery, and we're gonna play a tiny version
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  Speaker 1: of one of our new favorite games inside the tree
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  Speaker 1: was called Versus. But before we can get to any
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  Speaker 1: of that, I don't think we ever followed up with
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  Speaker 1: Trey on how his date went. That he told us
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  Speaker 1: about the day of the Treehouse full party after our event.
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  Speaker 1: He had a date, and we've had an episode or
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  Speaker 1: two since then, and I don't think we ever asked
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  Speaker 1: him about it.
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  Speaker 2: Raj, No, I don't. I don't think we did. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think we did.
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  Speaker 1: We're terrible, terrible friends. And since Tray didn't offer up
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  Speaker 1: any information, I can only assume about to hide something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what are you trying to hide? Trendholm?
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  Speaker 3: I'd love to give you a good, a good punch
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  Speaker 3: line here, but nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: We had a really had a really nice time, talked
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  Speaker 3: for hours and that's really about it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, did you guys? So was it a did you
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  Speaker 2: guys go out? Did you stay in? Did you or
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  Speaker 2: were you those people that shut the restaurant down in
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  Speaker 2: like the Rolling Silverware that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we ended up meeting a place in Yes, it's
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  Speaker 3: southwest Fort Worth called uh may say it wrong, Bunnell's Bonneles.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, a nice restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: They happened to close fairly early. And yes, we were
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  Speaker 3: the last ones there where uh and both of us
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  Speaker 3: have been in the service industry, so we you know,
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  Speaker 3: we looked around.
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  Speaker 4: And we're like, oh, yeah, we should.
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  Speaker 1: Probably go now where those people?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you had a lovely date that Yeah, we did,
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  Speaker 1: had a very nice time that you decided not to
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  Speaker 1: tell me and Raj anything about until we asked you
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 3: There was I mean, like I said, it was, we
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  Speaker 3: talked and for a long time. I took her home,
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  Speaker 3: got a parking ticket in front of her house, and
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  Speaker 3: uh there that's.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a story for the grandkids.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is, absolutely. It's like Grandpa, how long were
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  Speaker 1: you at Grandma's house that first time? So long that
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  Speaker 1: Grandpa got a parking ticket?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it is there like an hour and uhly
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  Speaker 3: the little suburbs she lives in there. The police department's
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  Speaker 3: vigilant on their parking force.
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  Speaker 1: She lived in dal Wornington Gardens, maybe Pantego. Those are
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  Speaker 1: the two most ticket happy municipalities I can think of.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you I had never heard of this municipality, so,
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  Speaker 4: uh we'll leave it at that.
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  Speaker 1: What was it called? Was it called ticket City?
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  Speaker 4: I think that's their website.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So is there a second date potential here? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Can we contact Hawkeye and Michelle and uh see if
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  Speaker 1: you can do second date update at least at least
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  Speaker 1: in this case, it would be a real one. Congratulations
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  Speaker 1: on your Marconi nomination by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, uh yeah, I'm sure there will be a second
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  Speaker 3: it's a.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll just it's a timing issue more than anything.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, why is this timing issue?
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  Speaker 3: Well, my work schedule is not great as far as
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  Speaker 3: social life because I work Wednesday through Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so back to that service industry.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I guess you could Sunday brunch it,
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  Speaker 2: but that means you're getting up early.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, Sundays are I mean my schedule. Sundays are
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  Speaker 4: my day of rest.
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  Speaker 3: After four straight days of getting to bed usually about five.
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  Speaker 1: Trey honors the Sabbath. Yeah, and coincidentally, his mattress brand
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  Speaker 1: is Sabbath.
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  Speaker 2: All right, well, yeah, maybe maybe a week weekday date.
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  Speaker 2: We'll have to We'll have to you until your schedule
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  Speaker 2: can free up a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was those sexy as Tuesday lunch dates.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, they can be good, you know, it's sometimes you
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  Speaker 2: need a good, you know, Tuesday date.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe you'll have the opportunity to get a second citation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a.
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  Speaker 3: Uh be more far more vigilant about looking at where
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  Speaker 3: the no parking signs are.
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  Speaker 1: One hour Jesus, if that's what the is that, If
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  Speaker 1: that's what the parking enforcement is, like, what the hell
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  Speaker 1: is their next door message board? Like that's that's probably
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  Speaker 1: what got you. Someone probably was watching the neighborhood watch,
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  Speaker 1: was watching you park, and it's like oh no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no. They hit the timer and hit a stop watch,
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  Speaker 1: and after like five six minutes they're on the next
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  Speaker 1: door message board. They're calling up the po PO and
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  Speaker 1: narking you out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's but that's also lets you know, that
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  Speaker 2: she's in a very safe neighborhod where they're like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: we don't know this car, we don't know this guy.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta make sure he's on the up and up
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  Speaker 2: and just to let him know, like, hey, we're watching.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's thirty ticket.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, RAJ, tell me the neighborhood in this country where
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood watch is really suspicious of a middle aged
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  Speaker 1: white man walking out of a Mercedes SUV towards a
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  Speaker 1: woman's house, Thank you welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, if it was me getting out of the
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  Speaker 2: car swat.
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  Speaker 1: Team two or three helicopters, they're gonna call him the FEDS.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they're gonna super stereotype you. They'll probably even
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  Speaker 1: call in Ice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ice is arrested in Fort Worth.
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  Speaker 1: You know they're gonna call him Border Patrol. They're gonna
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  Speaker 1: bring in three four dogs. Yeah you're you know those
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  Speaker 1: videos of the dudes in the bite suits. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: would be you, just no suit begging for a parking
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  Speaker 1: to well, tray. We wish you luck on date number two,
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  Speaker 1: whenever that may be. In the meantime, I have something
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  Speaker 1: that may make a second date awkward for you. If
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  Speaker 1: you can't find something else to talk about.
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  Speaker 4: I can't do that myself.
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  Speaker 1: I like to help at Yeah, that's what I am.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here to serve. So last episode we talked about
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  Speaker 1: one of the swimmers from the triathlon, so I actually
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  Speaker 1: should say one of the triathletes from the Olympics complaining
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  Speaker 1: about the ecoli and the various dirty things floating and
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  Speaker 1: swimming with them in the sand river in Paris for
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  Speaker 1: the Olympics.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she said she saw things you shouldn't see.
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  Speaker 1: She saw things and touched things that you shouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: talking about, and she said, we'll have to wait a
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  Speaker 1: little bit to see if I end up sick. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the higher Belgian team pulled out of not just the
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  Speaker 1: river but the triathlon altogether out of fear for the
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  Speaker 1: safety of their athletes. And then a few days later,
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  Speaker 1: after the triathlon is completed and all those other people
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  Speaker 1: jumped in the river and swam it, they are now
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  Speaker 1: at least two confirmed Olympians who or sick because they
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  Speaker 1: swam in that damn river.
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  Speaker 2: M that's uh, yeah, that's gross.
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  Speaker 3: That's actually I hate to say it. That's not a
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  Speaker 3: lot because I would assume there's probably one hundred people
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  Speaker 3: that compete in the triathlon. There might be more. They
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  Speaker 3: might just be hiding in shame because I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if if you got E Coli, I don't know, you're hiding,
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  Speaker 3: and there's a lot of hiding.
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  Speaker 1: Well, here's here's the scenario I thought up in my brain.
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  Speaker 1: If I swam in the Sin River in Paris during
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  Speaker 1: the Olympics and I'm exhibiting symptoms of E Coli issues
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  Speaker 1: or god knows whatever other biohazards are floating in that
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  Speaker 1: effin river. What else is happening at the Olympics, All
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  Speaker 1: the opportunity to hook up. You hear about this every
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  Speaker 1: single Olympics. How the Olympic village, all the athletes hooking up.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Orgy's left and right. Some before their competition,
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  Speaker 1: some after. There might even be a f you doing it, dearing.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea, but imagine being one of those
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  Speaker 1: athletes that swam in the river, going back to the
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  Speaker 1: Olympic village, thinking, Man, I'm in the best shape of
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  Speaker 1: my life. This is supposed to be Olympic caligula, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm covered head to toe in you know, equal eye.
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  Speaker 1: Do you tell anybody or do you just try to
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  Speaker 1: You just try to hope for the best and jump
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  Speaker 1: in where you can.
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  Speaker 2: I like, how the most romantic city in the world,
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  Speaker 2: Paris their Olympic village. They designed the beds so that
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  Speaker 2: you couldn't hook up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and evidently the conditions of the Olympic village are
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  Speaker 3: pretty bad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, if you're the pole vaulter guy, that's.
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  Speaker 1: A guy who I've I've heard many people say it
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  Speaker 1: was so unfortunate that he lost. But did he I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he may be the biggest winner out of this entire Olympics,
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  Speaker 1: even though he didn't get a medal.
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  Speaker 3: His worst option is I'm sure Brasers has had made
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  Speaker 3: him hell of an offer.
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  Speaker 2: It's a it's what's the I read this it's Soda Cam.
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  Speaker 2: I think is the website. I think it's like a
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  Speaker 2: maybe Cam Soda. That's what it is. Cam Soda has
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  Speaker 2: offered him for a one hour I guess feature length
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  Speaker 2: film or his his junk length film. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what two and fifty dollars is, and he apparently it
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  Speaker 2: was like some like ridiculous number of women have reached
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  Speaker 2: out to him on various social media sites, wanting to
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  Speaker 2: get acquainted or learn how pole vaulting works.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they know, they know.
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  Speaker 2: So he he may not have gotten in the metal,
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  Speaker 2: but he he's going for gold.
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  Speaker 1: And unlike the unlike the swimmers in the Sinn River,
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  Speaker 1: his gold is one that a lot of these people
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  Speaker 1: are going to want to put in their mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So here's my here's my question for you. Dare I
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  Speaker 1: call it a versus?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: So, would you rather, as an Olympic groupie hook up
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  Speaker 1: with one of the triathletes who just got out of
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  Speaker 1: the Sinn River in Paris covered in Douchie and e
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  Speaker 1: Coli and all that shawshank stuff or one of the
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  Speaker 1: men's basketball players from the NBA. Oh, and before you
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  Speaker 1: immediately answer, let's really contemplate this. They're both athletes, right,
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  Speaker 1: mm hmm, that shape of their life, very tall, very
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  Speaker 1: you know, in very good shape. One is fresh out
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  Speaker 1: of a dirty French river mm hmm. And the other
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  Speaker 1: is an NBA player.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say ones, I'm fresh out of a dirty
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  Speaker 2: French river and the other one is a triathlete.
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  Speaker 1: They're very similar, which makes this addition of versus very hard. So, really,
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  Speaker 1: because no NBA players are dudes, it doesn't matter. We're
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  Speaker 1: going completely.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with it does matter.
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  Speaker 1: That. No, no, no, no, that is your fault for assuming
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  Speaker 1: that triathlete was was female.
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  Speaker 2: Are we are we in a like we're in prison
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  Speaker 2: for life kind of situation? Like what if? Well, why
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  Speaker 2: are we doing this?
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  Speaker 4: I thought the Shawshank reference was just the escape.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's the initiation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't want to hook up
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  Speaker 2: with either.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm not giving you that option in this
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  Speaker 1: in this version of verses, Okay, we have to be
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  Speaker 1: you have to choose. You have to choose, guys, dirty athlete?
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  Speaker 1: Which dirty mail athlete are you going to jump on?
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  Speaker 1: Is it going to be the NBA player as part
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  Speaker 1: of the men's Olympic team, the US men's Olympic team,
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  Speaker 1: or one of the triathletes fresh out at the Sinn River?
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  Speaker 2: Now? Are they as equally interested in me as as
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  Speaker 2: I am in them in this scenario? I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how this goes.
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  Speaker 1: You, guys ask too many questions for a game show.
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  Speaker 1: Tom Berger, on when he hosted Hollywood Squares, never had
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  Speaker 1: to deal with this. Ray Colms, Louis Anderson even on
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  Speaker 1: Family Few, never had to deal with these questions.
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  Speaker 2: Yeh outing the contestants.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think they ever asked Gilbert Godfrey decide.
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  Speaker 1: That you're aware of. They just couldn't. They just couldn't
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  Speaker 1: air that because it was daytime TV that that was
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  Speaker 1: for the late night Hollywood Squares.
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  Speaker 2: Cinema expersion of Hollywood Squares.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's and that's the one time you didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to be the middle square.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll just h I don't. I wouldn't want to,
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  Speaker 2: in any situation hook up with somebody that could potentially
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  Speaker 2: duke on me because of their E coli situation.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So you're gonna take the river swimmers?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I would take the I would take the
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  Speaker 2: the NBA. I guess is what? Because I don't want
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  Speaker 2: I don't want them to the the river swimmers could
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  Speaker 2: get sick, like while you're on the date or I'm
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  Speaker 2: being held against your will. I don't know how it
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  Speaker 2: works in this scenario.
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  Speaker 1: This is all consensual, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know you could you could have a
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  Speaker 2: potential of somebody getting sick. Uh well, well, well in
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  Speaker 2: the act of of whoopeem and I wouldn't want that,
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  Speaker 2: So I guess the NBA. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: So you'd rather be slam dunked in.
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  Speaker 2: That in in whatever weird scenario you have in your mind,
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  Speaker 2: then yes, that's that's what I'm gonna go for.
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  Speaker 3: I'll go with the triathlete. I'll at least I might
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  Speaker 3: get a chick, even if she craps on me. I'm
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  Speaker 3: still not having to go see a psychiatrist.
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  Speaker 1: And you'll have a really good second update for Hawkeye.
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  Speaker 1: asked you about this before, Daniel, because whenever I watch
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  Speaker 1: a television show or a movie and there's a scene
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  Speaker 1: where there's radio happening or podcasting, I'm zeroed in on
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  Speaker 1: it because it's what I've done for my entire career,
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  Speaker 1: so I see how authentic they are or not. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm wondering do you do that when you watch movies
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  Speaker 1: when there's a cool aerial shot in a Michael Bay film,
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  Speaker 1: are you distracted by by roofing and shingles and thinking, oh, oh,
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  Speaker 1: they didn't use their proper material there, or I see
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  Speaker 1: some I see some hail things there and uh in
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  Speaker 1: bad Boys too and they need to go back and
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  Speaker 2: Does that?
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  Speaker 1: Does that? Does that happen to you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I do notice, you know, the overall look of the
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  Speaker 6: a statics of the home for sure, and when they're
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  Speaker 6: walking through their house how they have them set up
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  Speaker 6: and the lighting and it is fun. I mean it is,
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  Speaker 6: it's it's It is an interesting thing to start seeing
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  Speaker 6: things from your point of view, whatever you're into, just
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  Speaker 6: like you said, versus you looking at podcast or radio
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  Speaker 6: announcing and I'm looking at construction side of things. And
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  Speaker 6: I have some friends that I watch shows with everything
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  Speaker 6: and they're really into cars and there they can tell
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  Speaker 6: me every little thing about this car this guy's driving.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, it's just that's what we do.
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  Speaker 1: It just hit me imagine how stressful it must be
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  Speaker 1: to watch an action film. If you're an insurance adjuster,
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  Speaker 1: you're min has to immediately go to like starting to
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  Speaker 1: add up all the costs and think, man, that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a big check. They're gonna have to right.
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  Speaker 6: Oh crap, man, I hope that never happens.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so much to get to today. Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: we've already been jam packed. That was unintentioned, although although glorious.
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  Speaker 1: We must first, of course do birthdays. Today is as
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned earlier, for day August ninth, twenty twenty four
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  Speaker 1: birthdays today. We will start with Bill Scarsguard. He is
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  Speaker 1: thirty four today to me, he is best known as
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  Speaker 1: penny Wise, the clown in the IT remake. Did you
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  Speaker 1: guys see either of those the new IT movies?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I saw the first one. For some reason, I still
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  Speaker 1: haven't watched the second one. Maybe it's because Bill Scarsguard
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  Speaker 1: did such a good job as a creepys penny Wise,
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  Speaker 1: especially when he's doing the dance thing. I just I
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  Speaker 1: haven't made it to see the second one yet.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know there was a second one, so now
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  Speaker 2: I will have to watch that. But yeah, he was great.
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  Speaker 2: He showed up to the audition in full penny Wise
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  Speaker 2: year and I kind of like pushed him over the
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  Speaker 2: edge as far as getting the gig.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Good on him.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't know there was a second one,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: so I will have to check that out now.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the continuation like in the novel because I
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: never read the book, but I did know that it
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: was you know, Stephen King, and that it skips ahead,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: you know, twenty something years to win. All those kids
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: are now adults, and so that's the second half.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh gotcha. Okay.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: In case you were curious, Bill Scar's Guard was also
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: in Deadpool two. He was part of X Force. He
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: was the dude that spit venom that got sucked into
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: the wood chipper because of the highway. Yeah, other birthdays today.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Anna Kendrick from the Pitch Perfect movies is thirty nine
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: and if she also plays let me say this first.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: She also is Poppy in the Trolls movies. But if
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: you have not seen her co starring turn in The
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Accountant with Ben Affleck, I highly reckoned Men Dead film.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: It's a below kind of under the radar action film
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: where Ben Affleck plays an autistic hit man. Based on
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: that synopsis, it sounded really really questionable, but it's actually
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: really really good. And I think they've been working on
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: a second one for some time. They just haven't gotten
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: this together yet, gotcha.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Speaking of Ross, did you guys see a Deadpool and Wolverine.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Have not yet?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: What the hell? Man?
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: We couldn't with with the with the ladies' schedule and
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: stuff that she had to do this weekend and so
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: last weekend stuff like that, we couldn't match up times
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: and she's been traveling for work, so trying to trying
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: to make sure that we can all go at the
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: same time. So I would hate to watch it myself,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: and I don't like going to the movies by myself.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I think that's God.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: I like it.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I don't mind it. Tara. Tara always feels bad and
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: it doesn't It hasn't happened very much that I go
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: to a movie by myself, but she always feels terrible, Like,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: don't feel bad. I love this, This is great.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah too, I don't know. I don't know.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Hey, you guys do that. It's like eating by yourself,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: like I can't. I don't care.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I'll eat by myself as well.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Oh that's weird.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: It's not to me. It to me, it's not weird
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: at all. All that means is that you're you know,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: you're by yourself. Yeah, you're comfortable being with yourself.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I'm not. I'm not at all.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I mean I look at it this way. Uh, eating
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: by yourself, doing things by yourself, going to the movies, whatever,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: is on one hand, a sign of good mental health,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: like that you're good with hanging out with yourself. On
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: the other hand, to everybody else, it looks like you
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: might be a serial killer. And it both could be true.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what. So that's what I see, Like,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I think that's what they see. If I were to
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: go by myself, people are gonna go, oh, what happened? Uh?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: And so it also would you know, when I was younger,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I just looked like, hey, I think that guy just
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: got stood up. So I'm like, I can't. I can't
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: do that. I can't eat by myself.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I've always attributed. I mean, I was an only child, so.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Just oh, that makes sense though, Okay, that makes sense.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: If you want to mitigate any of the disparaging or
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: judgmental looks, just sit at the bar. No one's ever
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: gonna think twice about you sitting at the bar by
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: yourself eating some dinner.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I need to know where that movie theater is. Where
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: I can sit at a bar and watch the movie
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: because of Cosmos. Okay, it's Cosmos.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Granted it's not first, it's not New Movies or anything
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: like that, because Cosmos and Lakewood still has the VHS player. Wow,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: But yeah, you could sit at the bar watch a movie.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: The sound won't be on, but you know, sometimes the
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: close captioning will be.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, that I could probably do.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: But I mean, especially if it's like an afternoon movie,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: it's empty anyways, no one who cares.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's even sadder.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: You know, that means you got more space to yourself.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: As long as you're seeing, you know, a normal movie
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: in a normal theater. Now if you're you know, at
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: the adult theater at ten thirty on a Tuesday, then yeah,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: that's that's pretty sad now that I can do.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Were you following me?
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: There's always someone else on the other side of the
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: glory hole.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: It's a glass half full kind of thing, is it?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Only half?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays? Today we've also got on see we had
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Anna Kendrick. She's thirty nine. Eric Banna, who played The
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Hulk many many years ago before the Hulk was cool.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: He's fifty six. Gillian Anderson Danas Scully from The X File.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: She is fifty six. Dion Sanders Cowboys in NFL Great.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: He's fifty seven. Hoda Katib from The Today Show turned
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: sixty and if you've been watching any amount of the Olympics,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: you've seen a lot of her lately. And I'm I
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: don't know, maybe she's genuinely a nice person, but every
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: time I see her on TV, she doesn't seem genuine
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: and annoys me. I hope I can't believe she's only sixty.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I with you there, I mean that I could have
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: said seventy and still thought that she's that she looks good.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: And finally, speaking of looking good for your age, the
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: one and only Sam Elliott is eighty.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Wow. Good for him.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, from the original Roadhouse, Virgil Irp and Tombstone, the
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: stranger in The Big Lebowski shares bike her boyfriend Gar
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty five's Mask Countless countless films that the
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: man has been in.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: The ranch that was the Netflix series, I believe.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: And probably one of the mainly voices and mustaches she'll
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: ever see in here.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, very very true. And it's also one of those
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: men that when you see him without his mustache, it's alarming.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: There there are there are two men that are very
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: famous that when they don't have their mustaches it's shocking.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: One is Sam Elliott and the other is of course
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Tom Selle.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was the episode of Friends where he didn't
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: have the mustache, yep, And it was one of those
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: like I wonder what happened? Uh, how do you get
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: like so it's like, you know, like Jennifer Lopez has
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: her ass insured and like you know Cydney Crawford headed
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: her legs. I wonder if like sell It and Elliott
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: like have their mustache insured, like in case they get
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: like some alopecia or something they can.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Oooh that would be bad.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they could. They could have some sort of weird
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: follicular disorder.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You know what I think. If I think if we've
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: learned anything from Lords of or Lloyd's of London, it's
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: that they'll ensure anything. Yeah, so I don't see why
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't ensure a mustache, come to think of it,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: If they would ensure anything, why haven't people started ensuring
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: radio stations? I mean just to kind of.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Calculation. That's yeah, gotta be worth enough. You gotta pay
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: yea for all the premiums you're gonna pay.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: That's true. It's gotta be worth the kope.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in order to pay a premium, you have to
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: first be a premium. That's cold blooded tray.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all those ratings came out.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Thank you for those, by the way, Yeah, you're welcome.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: That bird, that bird that's tethered by uh dead weight.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: In the ground, it turns out it's uh flightless. Well,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I mean when when you're when when when you're anchored down.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: In a cage.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: It's hard to fly when the clipped your wings.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: That her pennywise got to him. So happy birthday to
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: all those people. One quick thing before we go into
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: some other shocking things, and that is the burrito battery.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: And I don't mean an electrical charge. I mean an
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: honest to goodness assault with a burrito.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, aren't those never experienced one? But I hope
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: not to. But let's I got to hear this.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: An argument early last Saturday began over doctor Esha Persaud,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: a thirty four year old dentist, getting her husband Taco
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Bell and McDonald's first birthday. During the twelve twenty am squabble,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: so keep that in mind, she allegedly threw a soft
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: shell taco at the thirty five year old birthday boy.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: The delicacy struck the man on the right side of
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: the face, according to police, and when a patrolman responded
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: to the couple's Saint Petersburg, Florida residents, the burrito was
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: still on the victim's face.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Well, you can't tamper with evidence. They might be able
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: to pull a print off of it. That's the worst
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: day for forensics.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Guy TSI has really gone downhill.
• 29:45
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• 30:13
  Speaker 1: a minute ago, Jacqueline, that you wanted to dish on
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: your boy Oliver.
• 30:17
  Speaker 8: I love Oliver, I do. But one of my favorite
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: things to do in this industry, I call it a
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: prove of, which is kind of like a legal term.
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: So it's when you've got two different opinions from two
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: different plumbing companies. Last night I was on the phone,
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: I swear to God for an hour with a buyer's realator,
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: the buyers the seller realator, the sellers US and then
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: a competing plumbing company and they're kind of new to
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: the Metroplex and I talked to the master plumber there.
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: He seems very nice. They seem very reputable. But the
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: difference is is that I've known my guys for ever.
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: I've known Oliver since he was fifteen. He is now
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: a licensed journey and plumber. He's one step away from
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: being a master plumber. So I've seen what he can do,
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: and i know what he's capable of. So there's a
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: difference of opinion on basically the layout of the pipes
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: under eath the foundation. And I said, I'll do everybody
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: one better. Since there's a difference of opinion. I'll go
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: back tomorrow morning at nine am, at no cost to anybody,
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: and we'll do it again. And I will make sure
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: everybody gets a copy of the video from the fiber
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: optic camera sewer exam and we'll we'll figure it out
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: once and for all. But I said, however, I feel
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: like this is a fruitless effort because I know what
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: my kid is capable of, and I really trust him.
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: And the other gentleman said, well, I trust my guy too,
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: he's a great technician. Well, I'll give you one guess
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: as to who is right.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: It was Oliver.
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: I trust my guys. I trust them in my house.
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: I would trust obviously Oliver's been in your house. But
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: I take great pride because I know what these guys
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: are capable of and I'll say on a closing note,
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: I will cherry pick the guy for the project. I
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: know which ones are good at the things and can
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: knock them out. There's a lot of things that they
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: can all do, but some things are very specific. Beasts,
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: tankless water heaters are still kind of new, so I
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: know who's going to get that sucker in and just
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: make it fly. And if you need something in some
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: of your workorried about it. Second opinions, we.
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  Speaker 1: Love that absolutely, and uh not only do you love Oliver,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I love Oliver because I mean the man's been, you know,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: in and out of my pipes quite a bit and
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: he's always done really really well at it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: At least he's cute.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: He is cute, and uh uh he it's amazing how
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: clean he came out of the down there.
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: That that's a skill in it of itself.
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  Speaker 1: Give him a call for any and all of your
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  Speaker 1: again for Brooks Plumbing the website brooks Plumbingtexas dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Another story that Trey sent me the other day that
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: is quite alarming, but it also reminded me of something
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: that I've been meaning to bring up with you guys,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: So here we go, are you right? An invasive species
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: of worm is taking over the state of Texas. The
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: hammerhead flatworm is toxic and it's taking Texas by storm.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Not only can the nasty little worms carry parasites, but
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: they can also grow to over one foot long. And
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: if you find one and decide, you know what, I'm
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: just gonna cut this thing in half, they'll just regenerate. Yeah,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: So it's tough of nightmares. The species is not new
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: to Texas. They've actually been around for quite a while.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: The recent heavy rains from Hurricane Beryl have brought up
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: quite a few of these things, and the worms thrive
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: in tropical wet climates. Like most gross stuff, so they're
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: enjoying all of that. Hammerhead worms, though, are not the
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: kind of toxic that can take out a human. It's
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: also highly unlikely that they would harm your pets. Mainly,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: they wreak havoc on the ecosystem, so it's they're bad.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: So if you happen to see one, you're encouraged to
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: kill it. Although if I'm not really sure how you
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: kill this thing, because if you cut it in half,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: it just regrows. This sounds like like a Jason Vorhees,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: you know, Freddy Krueger kind of thing. Were you gonna
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: spend a few hours trying to figure out how to
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: kill one of these things? And they just keep coming
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: back movie after movie.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't want to, like exactly, I don't
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: want to like cut it up. And then I've now
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: created an entire garden of these worms instead of just
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: having the one, yeah that will eventually die off anyway, right, okay, exactly,
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: And it's not gonna hurt the pets, it's not going
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: to hurt us. Okay, Well, and what does it look like? Then?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I keep an eye out.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked, because I'm now showing you it
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: is striped, so it looks kind of like it's had
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: a black and white skunk like stripe across its back,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: and then that is framed on either side by sort
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: of an orangish yellow and then it does have a
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: hammer head type shape on the one end.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: That is an interesting looking worm. Yeap, okay, so yeah,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: I will be on the lookout now, and you just
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: pour salt on it like a slug.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: So this is what's wrong with the article. It says
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: it's recommended to kill them immediately if he happened upon one,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: but they don't tell you how to do.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: It, right, Yeah, so that's uh, can you just look
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: up how to kill a worm?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with squishing. Oh no, yeah, I'm gonna go.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, just try to squish it really Yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, I guess. So that just sounds like it would
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: be a lot of effort and very gross.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Look, I mean it killed the bad guy, and it
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: killed one of the bad guys in leath the weapon two,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: and they dropped the storage container on that guy after
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: he was kicking rigs a bunch, so it worked on him.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Squishing squishing the first terminator also worked, So I say,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: try the try squishing.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: That's that's the that's the recommended that's the the O'Malley
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: recommended way of killing the hammerheadworm.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Just about anything really, if you can squish it.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: I was wondering if salt salt worked on him.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Now, yeah, yeah, I said the same thing.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know, tray, because I don't live in a
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: house where we waste salt. It is eaten in large quantities.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: It's also fifty seven cents for like four pounds of it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: So look, I think you'll be all right.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but my foot is free. Now, speaking of hell worms,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: have you guys seen the beach worms in Australia?
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: No?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: No, okay, good, because I'm now going to give you
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: nightmare fuel for the rest of your lives. So these
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: hammerhead worms invading Texas sounds bad, but not when you
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: see what Australia has to contend with. All right, So
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I'm now going to show you. I've seen this quite
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: a bit and it's terrified me every single time. I've
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: been intending for months to show you guys what an
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Australian beachworm looks like. Are you ready?
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Yep?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Keep this in mind if you ever go to Australia
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: along with all the other things that want to kill
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: you or gross you out. So the Australian beachworm is
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: absolutely the stuff of nightmares. Here you go. So in
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: this video, you got a guy on a beach in Australia.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: He's got a fish, kind of like a sardine, right,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: and he's at the edge of the water on a
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: beach and he's just kind of waving the fish over
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: the beach with the waters coming in on top of
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: the sand. And then beach worms. You see that little
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: thing come up out of the sand. Now it's trying
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  Speaker 1: to get on that little sardine fish. It's about to
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  Speaker 1: get worse. Do you have the little legs on it
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: and stuff? And guy pulls out pliers and grabs the
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: head of this beach worm. He's gonna pull it out. No,
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  Speaker 1: that thing is like three and a half feet long.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: That is an Australian beach worm. And I am never
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  Speaker 1: going to Australia.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what is it about that continent?
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  Speaker 3: Like God just put everything, just took everything bad, multiplied
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  Speaker 3: it by ten and then stuck it in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: You know what it is. It's the ultimate no man's land.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Because in the water are deadly sharks. But on the
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: shore you've got all the other deadly stuff. You've got
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: these nasty, freaky looking beach worms. You've got spiders the
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: size of volkswagons. You've got snow snakes the size of
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: you know, entire cities.
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  Speaker 3: Don't forget saltwater crocodiles. You have jellyfish that are humongous
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  Speaker 3: and deadly. And even they even have a tiny little jellyfish.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: It's tiny little octopus that will kill you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. They have a jellyfish that's the size of your pinky,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: like the tip of your pinky, and it can kill you. Yeah.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: They also have one that are the size of volkswagons.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. They also have really hot chicks they do uh
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: and and kangaroos.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: It'll fight you. Yeah. As if all that stuff's not bad,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: the cute creatures will still fight you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But they keep the koalas high so they're adorable still.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Because if you know this, but eucalyptus has a marijuana
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: like effect on koalas, who are normally very violent.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Well there you go. I mean, even the koalas are violent,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, and they have to be high. They have
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: to take edibles on a consistent basis, just to keep
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: from you know, you know, running roughshot over the entire continent.
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  Speaker 2: That is, that is one percent.
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  Speaker 1: That actually is the most Australian thing, if you think
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: about it, The most dangerous creature in and around Australia
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: would be the koala if it wasn't high on eucalyptus
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  Speaker 1: all the time.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, and it has also they also are notorious for
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: having chlamydia.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Well isn't that just you know, look, I mean, look,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: if that.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Is that, why it's the Texas State mascot.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: We had our own strand of chlamydia, my friend, we
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: had our own variant, the Texas State chlamytea variant which
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: we wouldn't think people would be proud of, but yes
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: they are.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think at this point you realize that even
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: if you were to take a vacation to Australia, before
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: you get on the plane, or even maybe before you
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: get off the plane, you have to do the hakka
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: thing just to prepare yourself.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they do say kangaroo meat is very is very.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Delightful, right, the hawka or the hot tua.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: That should be a thing we need to we.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Need when when worlds collide, the Olympics is gonna look
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: really different.
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  Speaker 4: Next time.
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• 42:21
  Speaker 1: One thing I needed to tell you guys about before
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: we break off for the weekend, and that is, do
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: you guys remember puberty? Yes? Do you remember? Do you?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Did you guys have issues with acne or anything when
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: you were going through it? You did? Did I did too.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Was it the really bad cystic kind or was it
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: just sort of like the normal average teenager kind.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Mine were on the my cheeks right here, just in
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: this kind of like in this line. But they weren't like,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: they weren't gross pussy anything like that. They were just
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: kind of bumpy, rough skin.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Really, it was just normal teenage breakout.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I think mine was about normal as well. A couple
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: of times had a couple I was just like, oh
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: my god, what is this growing out of me? But
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I remember there were I remember kids that went to
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: school with the jerks that had absolutely none and I
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: thought they were aliens. There's no way that can be
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: possible to have completely clear skin. And then there were
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: the kids that I felt really really bad for that
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: it looked like a pussy looking, you know, rocky mountains
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: all over them, and I really felt bad for them
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: because that's just awful. Also, as someone who likes to
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: pop those things, I would never have time to go
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: to school because for some reason, I never wanted the
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: white House, like, Okay, I got to get rid of
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: all this, but yeah, anyway, that's bad, don't do that.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: But the reason I ask is because pimples are now
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: kind of cool. So you know how gen Z has
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: taken all the things that gave us a character in
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: our youth, it made us stronger. Well, they're trying to
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: soften all those things, right, Oh, gen Z is actually
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: embracing the pimples and they're embracing the acne. Not literally,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: but they've kind of turned it into a fashion trend
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: because there's now a thing called pimple patches. Yep, the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Washington Post, but a big The Washington Post did a
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: big story on this recently, and the New York Post
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: did one as well. About pimple patches. They're little stickers
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: that go on your face and cover your zits. I
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: remember doing this when I was a kid. If I
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: had like a really bad ZiT, that I would get
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: one of those small round band aids and put on it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: But you know, gen Z has taken it a step
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: further and gone with outright pimple patches that are stickers.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: They're medicated so they actually keep bacteria out and help
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: them heal. They're not brand new, but they say they've
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: been around a long time, but it was skin toned
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: or clear as they're trying to hide it. But these
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: new kinds are intentionally bold, almost like you're bragging about
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: how many zits you have.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Tray's face right now. This is why you want to
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: pay the five dollars just for that. Just get that
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: face every now and again. Pay for the Patreon just
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: to see his face.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Patreon dot com, size treehouse on air.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and so infections are cool.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: That the infection is cool, They're just they're looking at
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: it as it's unavoidable. So let's take a negative and
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: turn it into a positive. So let's take our medicated
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: acne patches and make them fun, colorful designs.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Yes. I found this out when Nicky's daughter walked into
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: the room and she had stars on her face and
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: like just like just like a couple, not like all
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: of her, but she just had a couple of stars.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: And I was like, and she does that stuff away,
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: you know kids like ride on their hands and stuff
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: like that, and her classmates will do that stuff and
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: like draw, and I was like, what is on your face?
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: And she's like, they're for acne. It gets rid of
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: it and you don't have to worry about pumping it.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: And they all every kid And now when I walk
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: around I see them, I see kids wearing them everywhere.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Look at the kids working at the you know, the
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: fast food places or like the grocery stores. Whatever, we'll
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: have like stars or rainbows or little unicorns or whatever.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: So they're like, hey, we're not embarrassed anymore. And then
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: they get compliments on it from other the gen zs.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: So do they realize that you're, you know, chids, Are
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: you gonna have pimples rest of your life? So you're
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: gonna be, you know, forty years old and have little
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: stars on your face? How about some clear sill and
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: a good good, you know, good facial cleaning regiment.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Or or a straight pin oh growth?
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Do you watch do you watch the pimple popping videos
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: on the YouTube?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: No, that's disgusting. Yeah, that's that's too much.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I think what happens is, uh so, like when you're young,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: you'll have like the stars and rainbows whatever on your
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: face for the pimple patches. I guess when you reach
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: our age and your and your gen X, that's just
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: like the tear drop tattoo.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Just it's God's cruel little joke, because I mean, I
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: think everyone you know, when you're in your teenagers, you're
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: like gotta get wait to be an adults. I don't
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: have pimples anymore, and then you you turn fifty and
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: you still get pimples, and you're like, oh god, Yeah.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: That's one of the things. That's one of the things
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: that your parents would tell you when you're young. It's
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I don't worry they're gonna go away, but they never do.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: You'll always end up with one at some point.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I haven't had one in a while, so I
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: but I would like to try the Like, we need
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: to start making the pimple patches for gen x.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, they already make those raj It's called stick your
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: face in a bowl of lucky charms. Not only are
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: you trendy, but you've also got a stack.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: What other infections are they going to make? Cool?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah? If gen Z is making zits cool with pimple patches,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what they do with gonrhea
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: clap slap clap emoji. You know, maybe this next generation
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: isn't gonna be.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: So bad, and you'll know who has gonna.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see that line of athleisure at Lululemon.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Thanks for hanging out with us inside the Treehouse. We
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: will see you next time. I have a great one.