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Episode 237: Sweeney Swangas · Not That Serious

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Oh yeah, yeah, just love Magic and Georgia get three. This motherfucker
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can't be the first one to get three. And this is his second World
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Conference final win. They get the fuck. That's criminal, Amen, my
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ass a. Man, he's still doing it. Lebron is still doing it
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right now. Currently we're watching that, and that nigga is a million years
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old. Jokers may not may look at but he's not that old. He
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just looks thirty seven. Mm. Facts. I think we gonna get hired.
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Every time before I talk to basketball. I think that's it. Getting
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high. It makes you make sense. See two nonsensical niggas like yourself.
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I gotta it brings me down. It brings me down to y'all's level.
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You answer everybody, everybody that's not me, because I know everybody. Everybody's
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gonna. Mic doesn't know Mike mics ca. Yeah, I'm a casual nigga.
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I work for a living. Who said? Who said that? Everybody?
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Analysts call you casual, Mike schedule casual, Mic, Yeah, yeah,
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I'm the most casual. He only watches cuts in the playoffs. I
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work. I can't be nothing casual shopping all night, that's true. Everybody
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all day and none of these niggas for me. Thanks, Oh thank James.
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Okay, Michael introduce the podcast. Oh, we're recording right now.
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We didn't sound checking nothing else. We didn't we did. Noah, we're
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going in. We're doing a lot. How long that was recording? Two
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minutes? Okay, this is gonna be one of those times. Alright,
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that mom the button. Yes, that's why we're recording. Mike, you
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that was really good, keenan. But he asked us how long have we
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been recording? Then he went to press the record button. You still can't
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we haven't done that. Oh well, then that's what I'm saying. I
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forgot. He can't hear discuss that? Literally, what's going on? Everybody's
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not that serious podcast? Podcast cast pod? Bad podcast podcast podcast? This
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is not that serious podcast. The greatest podcast in the greater Southern New jerseygather
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area for sure, Like yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure about like
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actual fact, like most certainly for actual sort. Like I've never been more
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confident in anything in my life. Count Okay, and I've challenge for a
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couple of niggas. Is some talk of weeding contrasts, but I've never been
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more confident than when Michael here says we're the best podcasts of the greaters other
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New Jersey area. There's no beam to anybody out there. This is just
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how we feeling. That's ever they might be a fact, Jack, I
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believe in myself. I don't know if Jack I bet on myself and goddamn
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it, I cast down cast that with a podcast. Did that one of
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the roots And then I want to wait another one, nigga, which one
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of you had a deal and had a bad relationship with a company. Yet
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you gotta climb to sit down that type of distraught down. This is what's
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gonna be on the one Beach one vaccin. You got to succeed before you
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fail. The music cuts in. It's like Michael's really just short about the
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when we lost that deal. Man. I just remember every day we were
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just we're just talking on the phone, like we were up. What are
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we gonna do? What money coming? I was like, are we gonna
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have to are We're gonna have to take a second lean on King's house?
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What are we gonna do? Start that only fan, We're gonna get a
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taxi lean lety together us. It's like we got the irsh honest it's a
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really bad time. Q hasn't moved a watermelon in sixteen months. It's just
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the PP loans drive. The PP loans are being investigated only hours, not
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the others. We still haven't received that loan back from Nigerian prince. That
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money's ever coming back, brother, that's got to be at least thirteen scenes
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get that cash back, and they got you gotta do two two white queens.
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Um, what are we talking about? Um? So we're the best
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podcast in that area. Yeah, Um, I'm large Michael. One of
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the hosts today Z Kennons in the building, Lam aka doctor Welf who's on
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camera. So if we don't check that YouTube out, I think now is
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the reason why YouTube dot com not that serious podcast. We got six cases,
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six subscribers. We're trying to make it ten boy in the year,
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so hit that thing up, you know what I'm saying. Also not really
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also young man, young man, because you grab that orange Mike, young
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Man, make him come all the way now we can make him do stuff.
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Thanks my boy. Now, if you're if you're watching the YouTube,
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you know, Mike, you just saw the ass of in turn. It's
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fine, It's all gay, all right. First day on the job,
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we were allowed to say his knee, I don't know, it's your game
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man speaking to that thing. What do you cute? Like? When is
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this? Where is it? Started starting to like, y'all like xboxes your
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brother. I'll just go by Kwan. Who's cute one? Is it your
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dad or your brother? Dad? All right? So qute one? So
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he's cute. Q two, he's cute. THO four, qute four.
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But if you want to go by Noah, you're gonna go there that way.
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Yeah. Now we're gonna tell yeah, this is the other one of
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M Jay's cousins. But these niggas, Uh, I think, I think
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session, I think, I think I think this is the last one.
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Yeah, the last one. We're gonna keep a family business man. Who
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next it's gonna get Yeah what now, Jordan? Yeah, yeah, it's
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it's getting be too many of you niggas around here. I see, I
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see the slow takeover going on. I see the side of conversations. I
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see what's going on here. It's another one of you niggas in this room.
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I'm going before you know, we're gonna have we'll have a new president
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of the operation. It's gonna be cute. Mom gonna be we're gonna be
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had to cash in those cards and they go, we're getting everything is coming
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full circle. Um, but yeah, we got an intern. Man,
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we got a new fresh face. Uh, he's gonna be h, he's
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gonna you know, he's gonna be like, you're gonna be like our parks.
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No, No, who's the other who parks? Who's the nigga below
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parks? That podcast? Damn was here. Yeah, she's gonna be our
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savant. Whatever the fuck we didn't want to all right side That up for
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in turn is code for this shit gonna fucking suck, But it's valuable learning
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experienced exactly. Technically he's under me, so okay, he's opened me out
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because this is what he does at school, and he's teaching them. Yeah,
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teaching. Yeah, my cousin some trip learning the crab. Good cousin.
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Cousin points family points right there. Can't wait to go to the reunion.
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Learn something from James Barber, Hugh, y'all y'all not coming. Don't
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be trying to sneak in our family. Oh I'm already in there. We
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don't have to go through that war over there. I'm like, I'm family.
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We don't have to go through you what I'm talking about, you know
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with Jovin such this little nigga trying to do Oh are you talking about the
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youngest Yeah? Yeah, trying to be like the personal man. Yeah.
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I was like, yo, yeah, you gotta perfect your form, you
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know what I'm saying, pulling up you know, to cents. And then
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I'm like you, now, I wonder I m he posted his cousin.
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I was like, yeah, he' about to get this out of the hood
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for real. Bro, he gonna be the one track for invated at all
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aspects. Man, I'm about to start learning KOI fish listen, starting them,
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about to start feeding them up. So, yeah, what you gotta
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do is you gotta switch you to green in the wintertime. Just buy this
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nigga mad football gloves, different backplates, just show off for no reason.
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Yeah around Oh yeah, I start studying these little niggas. Yeah, it's
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gonna get us in here. We're gonna get a little piece of this this
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pie somehow. Dam I'm sure you're watching this game, DJ say just like
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that, Laggers have lost the leap anyway, that's great, DJ, I'm
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gonna get there, So why not those It's always been my dream was gonna
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go as a DJ comedy duo. Yeah that's yeah. We do a two
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show two get to show to show, yeah to show. That's where are
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you going? He's the DJ Burlington and that's um, yeah it's the podcast.
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Oh yeah, make sure you if you got the the the PO box
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two seven six, PO box number two seventy six and Burlington, New Jersey
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zip code zero eight zero one six. You know all the social medias and
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all that and yeah where can you find that? Pretty much in the link
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tree and everything's got them. We know how that. Um, but how's
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everybody's how's every right week going? How was it? How was it been?
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Anybody fun? Regular ship? But you know, same type of yeah,
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oh we'll get there. Yeah, okay first part of the week.
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You can save us, that'll be. I don't think anybody got anything.
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So you got my as well. A couple of things. Michael was outside
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help me. I was outside. I was, Yeah, you were actually
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touched grass this week. I touched grass. I did see you were out
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multiple forms outside, multiple do so Kentucky blue grass. So I had a
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I had a pretty full weekend. I'm gonna not do too long but Friday,
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um work. Then after work, me and my girl had a date
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night, um thing, Me and my girlfriend Michael. I have one of
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those you do or you diggs? Oh my god, girlfriend reveal? Is
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that the hand we'll be seeing in your stories? You niggas are Satan and
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I hope you know Hell's waiting for you. Um. Yes, me and
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my girl we went on a date night. We did like um shit,
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it's called like it was called potting pottery where we go we went to do
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you think? Uh? If you guys want to know location giving me whatever,
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if you're in the South Jersey area. Now we're gonna tell her we
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ain't getting money for that. We're gonna say no because I mean, I'm
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not well. It's called the Turkquoise Cup. It's in Burlings That was easy
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ye city. It's a black own business. I'm trying to get them as
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many people out there. It's the Turkquoise Cup in Burlington, New Jersey on
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High right into it like jam there across the show across the street from where
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that Baker America, that big old go looking one right across the street from
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that Catholics it's something else's like banquet hall for this bo restaurant it is.
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Yeah, it's really nice. So went there. It's a pottery thing.
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Apparently they used to be in Hoboken. They were on Loving hip Hop for
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an episode. Like one of the couples visited there. That's really Safari and
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whoever he was dating and Loving hip Hop went to their establishment when they were
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in Hoboken. Whatever. So they're here now black own nice lady owns it.
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Her name her name Erica um with forgot her last name. Real nice
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girl. We're going there. It was like me and like two three other
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couples in one single girl. Oh yeah, we were in there. We
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just like the lady came in. All she did was like Hi, you
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know what I'm saying, I'm such a such. This is putting pottery.
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Um. She gave us like little little package that we're gonna provide you with
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some with some goodies today. She gave us like a little like little pre
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rolls in the thing. And she came out she's like the strain you're being
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joined today is lemon cherry gelato. Uh. And I was like, oh
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wow, it's like I was. She was like you actually I'm gonna tell
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you the pre roll was no bigger like it was like a little Shorty Jones.
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It was like even the like like disrespectful, almost like you're not even
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really getting high. You just I was like when I when I when I
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looked, I was like, why would you even waste your time given me
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this ship? But whatever? She was like, my girls like it's free,
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it's free. I'm like whatever, I mean at this point, it's
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just free or is it? I don't even know. This is like a
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burden. At this I'm about saying, no, you chically paid for it
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isn't part of the I wanted to say that this was paid. This is
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all nothing is nothing's free here. So yeah, she's like, yeah,
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we're gonna smoke. We'nna go take a walk to the river front, smoke
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out, chain out, and then we come back and do a clay project.
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And so that's essentially what happened. Why you went walking. No,
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I didn't go away, walk showed out in front of the store until he
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came back. That's always going knock two birds at one stop ship. I'm
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like, no, a good idea though, just getting like high and have
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him walked He won't be paying attention to exactly we've we've suggested that, No,
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I know, we none never suggested that. Anne's never suggest that.
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Here, maybe an I have to maybe you were there, maybe I don't
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know you were there. Whatever. Um so yeah, yeah, so we're
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just smoking and we came back in. She had little snack bags for us.
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She's like, I got snacks and water, and then we're just gonna
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do some clay, some clay projects and then like you can make an ashtray
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pipe. I made a pipe, so hopefully the pipe works and I can
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get so much weed in there because that's my that was my album, that's
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my object. I was like, I want the biggest receptacle possible for pipe,
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and that's what I went in there and created. Um a good time.
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She had like nice neo sill, chill like playlist play, very very
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very nice experience. Take a date night there and they do a whole bunch
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of stuff. Yeah. That's when me and Kana went for Valentine's Day where
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we did our potet. Joe, Oh, yeah, I didn't. You
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didn't tell y'all, so you know about the Yeah, he said nothing about
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it. Bro. That's posted on my story. Yeah you live in that's
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a that's a nice little Yeah, that's a nice went. She had a
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lot of music like God would actually said. It was actually when across the
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street, it was like the guy when I saw the guy singing, like
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he was outside of the front doing carryovers outside of Buns. No, it's
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outside of something like the little pub. It was like up down there,
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that's right next to Buns. Yeah, m legends on the corner though,
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right, that's not on the corner, no, but not. It was
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further down. It was like, it's like further one door, two doors
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down from the where the Bank of America used to be. Yeah, some
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bar he was out there seeing carry like that. But yeah, downtown Burns
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is nice, is what I'm driving say. Yeah, they definitely. I
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don't remember when they added those townhouses on the waterfront, like, yeah,
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that's gonna be some nice real estate or whoever you can get up in there
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there, Yeah they're in there. Well I already got tennis in there.
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Yeah, I'm sorry people from out of the we're being very local. We're
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being very local right now, and I really apologize. Moving forward, Shaturday,
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go up to my girl's house over there, Sunday I go to wild
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No, I doubt Saturday. I want to Turnpike all my way up to
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my girl. Oh yeah, fucking I'm in the turnpike and I don't know.
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For some reason, today was the first day. And I'm blaming my
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all my unfortunate events on this that when you're going to turnpike you can go
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into trucks and buses and cars or the cars only. This is my first
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time. It's like, you know, I'm gonna try. I want to
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try the trucks, busses and cars. Why you do that? Because y'all
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don't. So A lot of people say the trucks, buses and car ones
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is faster for car. I always take that one. No, it can.
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I never go on the car side. It's not hell because the only
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time driving near truck, the only time there's ever gonna be traffic is if
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somebody can't drive a truck in this accident. That normally doesn't happen. Usually
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when I when I'm want to said pike, the traffic on that side,
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not the cars. No, it's always I usually see on the truck side,
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the truck side. Do you see truck seeing that? And I'm to
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turn. So yeah, I'm telling you again, good back like that.
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But yeah, I was on the trucks, but the car took that job,
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and I said, let me hang on in the fast line because I
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know I got a little while on here. And then you know how when
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you when you do your Apple maps, like it will show like a hazard
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ahead. Yeah you never been a road and that does that something that hash
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hair pool, Okay, I'm looking for the hatch is nothing crazy something I'm
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gonna just proceed as normal out of no where. I just hear my left
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side through. I'm like, what the fuck. But I thought, all
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right, it's nothing, nothing crazy, just probably like a log or show.
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I don't know what. It could have been. A log log on
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its weird things on the turf bracket. You niggas know that. Okay,
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babies, babies, baby, not a baby that's wanted, but a baby.
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Um this, I'm like, but as soon as that happened, like
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not ten to fifteen seconds later, all my little dashboard it does alert for
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your little tire pressure. I'm like, I'm like, okay, so in
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my mind are putting together, Okay, I'm probably gonna have an issue with
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my tire soon. So let me get off on the exit. But as
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soon as I start getting off on the exit, I hear that like,
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okay, I'm on. I'm on the rim right now, You're I'm making
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sparks Like oh, I'm like, let me do a little fuck out.
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Damn. So I get off on the exit like and I don't even get
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off, like, I'm just on the ramp leaving. Yeah, and I'm
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on the shoulder tie. I go out and check tires, blew the fuck
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out, destroyed. I'm like, well, all right, but thank god
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I'm a responsible chiple. A car carrying member called them. They said,
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actually, we can't come out there because it's a turnpike and we're not allowed
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to go on the turnpike. Yeah, the turnpike has their own separate So
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I had to call the turnpike people. They just did that. They said
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a nice name, a nice guy named Lamone out there. He hooked me
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up and got me on my way. But it was a donut, and
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I was like, if I'm gonna do what I gotta do today, I
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can't be on a donut. So I was like that. I called my
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you know, my wives, my wives and endearing, ever loving father and
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I go, yo, Dad, I'm in a situation, you know how,
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you know how like a dolt you think you are until you have a
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problem. First time? Dad, Please, I had an accident in the
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road. What do I do? He was like, okay, but Dad,
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I need to tire. What do I do? He's like, you're
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trying to do stuff today? He yes? Is that? Well, okay,
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there's there's a gas station near such and such border Town'll give me a
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tire, you were, I gonna spend like sixty two hundred dollars so they'll
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get you tired. You'll be on your way. And I'm like, all
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right, bet so I pull up to this said gas station. Uh it
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is uh melting pot of source because the gas station is run by Indian uh
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people, as as its customary. And then ye keep going. The tire
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the tire place is run by is run by bad bunny, I mean every
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time, and it's just it's blasting, and it's just blasting, you know.
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In the music tinkling ga he lives it back through nine Who's man?
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Because they DJ's interrupt music the same way. They just just how white people
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don't do that. They let that song play. They don't interrupt transition.
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They make sure everything they get these things at the end of and that was
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item killed my tractor. Now that was a good song. Well, if
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you're heading by the there's a nice uh beam pie farm going down down there
22:22
by the by the Columbus Flea Market. You don't check that out there.
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And now we're gonna get into don't touch me, bitch, I hate black
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Rites by Sharon Stone. I'm everywhere, so yeah, I'm gonna get it
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tired. Just give me a tired for ninety bucks and I'm on my way.
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Nice. Then Sunday I had to go to Plafield too. Um he
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was all over to play. Yeah, man, I was up and down
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that thing. Man. I went to Planfield to go to rehearsal barbecue from
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my bard shot and Friendly Arms wedding. They're getting married this week, so
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congratulations to them. Love y'all. Congrats. Um. So yeah, so
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now listen, probably not anymore all the time, don't Hey, come on
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now, now you've been shouting up over list, shouting out my friend on
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free promo. Now the wedding that's already free wedding promo. Hey nod.
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So yeah, I'm done. Y'all can get to y'all. Y'all more important
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stuff going on May. Yeah, I mean it feels like we've been here
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forever, but it's only been twenty three minutes. So yeah. Um.
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Now my weekend was cool. I was at Aurora on Friday, like the
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big club in Philly, so that was cool. Um. And then yeah,
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the weekend, I was just doing my regular ni shit. So next
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one, you've been anything but regular lately. It's regular for him, now
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he's regular for me. Baby, I don't know where to nice moving man.
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Yeah, Barvin Hamm has got a serious knock. Girlden. It looks
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like you might have an epidermal exist. You gotta start watching doctor you do.
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Yeah, could be a real oxydization Golden Definitely, it's gonna come out
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black. Those are the nastiest ones. Oh yeah, you can just tell
24:21
those things. I don't like that game right now. I know they probably
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smell like ass hat, yes, yeah, just like fungus just sitting dead
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skin. Yeah, what do you think that smells like dead materials, dead
24:37
organic stuffs. That's disgusting, Just wet newspaper that's just been sitting. How
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was your weekend, because it was good. Pretty good. You know,
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well that's what it looks like already and now you just just haven't sit there.
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That is so nasty. I didn't want that visual. Yeah, pretty
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good. You know. I went out for my boy's birthday yesterday a nice
25:00
little stakhouse. It was cool. I've had better steaks, but good experience
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to celebrate more life and all that. Um. But you know, this
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past couple of weeks I've been experiencing my new job. That's been it's been
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a real eye opener for like how I guess things should have been going for
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like a job of my professional Yeah, this is this is how you should
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be trained and how things should work, and they should explain things to you,
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not really just like yeah, so this is the training and do this,
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but you really just have to start working and you know, we'll teach
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you kind of on the job. Like here, it's like really, you're
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not touching a thing until week until you are properly it's properly trained, and
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we feel like you're trained. You have to pass this other course and like
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doing a test with another crazy to have expectations, Yeah, I mean there's
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always expectations, but it's like when you actually have, um, I guess
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like help to meet these expectations. But they've given you the building blox to
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actually succeed and um yeah yeah, and just yeah, it's been Uh,
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it's spend a good time, spending a lot of time at home. That's
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the only downside because I'm just sitting at my compute, not on board.
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I'm just like I get up like two or three times. I'm used to
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like walking around and like saying, it's just been like, dang, I
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was sitting here for really, get your stand up. I should stand up
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with a little Yeah, yeah I should. You probably might like that.
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Yeah that sounds expensive. It's just it's like a little flat little it's not
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even really a t it's almost like a fucking walking platform. Yeah, I
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don't think I haven't seen it for Yeah, I mean it's it doesn't come
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with the desk. That's it's so separate. Yeah, you could definitely just
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buy one of those. Probably not, but yeah, that's a good idea.
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That boy, the one for your birthfact which birthay, Oh damn,
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I guess I gotta wait next year. It's crazy. Well catch you on
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the flip side. Catch the flip. It's like I know MJ also start
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a new job. Who's on camera? Look at it all right, man,
27:23
wait for these numbers to go out. They're gonna go But me and
27:27
LaMotte because mine is a little different though, because like I homeboy. First
27:34
of all, this nigga is like the man you know, like in and
27:40
was it Friday after next when he was talking to Money Mike how fucking data?
27:45
It was like, Damn, I liked that nigga, Like every time
27:49
this nigga talked because I'm in, like I'm the end house videographer, so
27:52
I'm like with him all day every day, Like who are you refer to
27:56
him? He's not gonna say you know what I'm saying, like, yeah
28:02
that might. This is literally like the CEO to come Okay. Yeah you
28:06
started like, yeah, Michael, I need to record. He's a top
28:15
okay, top multi multi okay. But this niggauld be talking to ship yea
28:22
and oh yeah, I looked him up after you said that's all business.
28:26
Yes, it's all business the man nice. Uh next year, but like
28:37
once that first year go around, you'd be like so, but like this
28:41
nigga is like he's cool dude. Like his story if you look at like
28:45
his story is crazy, uh, very philanthropic stuff. Like I said last
28:52
times, definitely different if I would have got that other job and that other
28:56
place that's really problematic Brandon whatever, and there's their president. But like,
29:03
yeah, the culture is different. But also like like I went to my
29:07
second interview. It was in person, and he's a salesperson, so like
29:14
he he was interviewing me along with the dude, I'll be like kind of
29:18
under but like he was like kind of sold me. But I was like
29:22
it was kind of like bullshit, but like you have to be in with
29:23
him for like one day. I'm like, oh, this nigga is just
29:26
really the man, and the culture is different. He's like when can you
29:30
start now? You know, just like oh, I can start tomorrow.
29:33
Yeah, but like I kind of like, yo, i gotta put my
29:36
two weeks in. But he's like, all right, well in the meantime,
29:37
you can still transition and now like you still be here, and I'm
29:41
like all right. I was like all right, yeah, He's like you
29:45
just pull up. And then like I was there for like only a couple
29:48
of days, I felt like I was there for like almost a year.
29:51
I'm like, yo, this shit is were letting dogs in the fucking office,
29:55
Like I got expressive machine, got your lunch is paid for? Nice,
30:00
it's down the road. Can you its fucking great, get home and
30:06
can chill do whatever. I got one complaint with that someone in my house
30:14
expects me to do housework while I'm marketing and I don't know. It ain't
30:19
wally, So I was like, I mean like her home. So this
30:26
is still in the sane. Why why haven't you vacuum yet? I still
30:30
have a job, Like you don't get a break from your job to do
30:33
more work. Nah, I didn't take my fifteen minutes to go the tels,
30:41
go cut the grass in thirteen minutes and come back. But also,
30:45
yo, but but how do you when you did your two weeks where you
30:48
like like like literally like me today, I feel like it's the day before
30:52
graduation. Is like like what can you do about to fight? I'm waiting.
30:57
I'm waiting to fight like everybody Joe can like like there's times like I
31:00
didn't have to like come in or whatever, and he's like, yeah,
31:03
you could. I was like, yeah, I didn't. I couldn't stayed
31:06
home today And he's like everyone else like yeah, like what they're gonna do
31:10
fire, Yeah, you go home. But the funny thing is I was
31:15
actually doing doing the work and like smiling like because I am leaving, thank
31:19
you, good day. I was being very productive. I was like you
31:22
know what, Yeah, I was gonna say you productive as hello. I'm
31:27
in a great mood because I might never see you again exactly because I don't.
31:33
It's not you need because I'm your man. I tech day because I'm
31:37
doing like warehouse and like like purchasing and like like warehouse like inventory. So
31:41
I don't really deal with customers, but like there was a time when I
31:45
did and the one nigga was like yelling at me. I was like he
31:48
like we didn't have what he needed, and so I guess he just you
31:51
know, getting mad at here. I'm like, I'm like a dog.
31:55
I was helping you, and he's like he's like even rude to me.
31:56
I was like, I haven't. It's like and then he's like, you
32:01
hate your life, and you hate your life, you put your job,
32:05
and it was like I love my life. And then a little do you
32:07
know I won't my last week, I will slap the funk out you.
32:12
I wouldn't have to do that. But it's like, nigga like it's weird.
32:15
It's just funny, like how people get mad. It's like, yeah,
32:19
you hate your life. I'm sitting there smiling. I'm happy as I've
32:22
been a long time. Speak to me little do you know? Little do
32:25
you know? Yeah, that's that's what happened. We talked on the chat
32:31
when uh like when I got the job, like the nigga hired me,
32:35
and I was like, all right, once the nigga, once I signed
32:37
that that paper, and then it's like the next day, I'm gonna get
32:40
thinking about two weeks and then because of I don't want to bash, but
32:45
like something just shiit another nigga did the manager just he's like text me like
32:51
we had like a meeting for like the departments that were or whatever, and
32:55
the nigga texts us in the morning, no email day before, know anything,
33:00
but text in the morning that we haven't meeting, and I'm just sitting
33:04
there like, well, I ain't gonna make the meeting exactly. You texted
33:09
in the morning before I even like wake up to even get there, and
33:13
it's like I ain't gonna make it. And it's like all right, well
33:15
get on the can you get on the Google link? And I'm like no,
33:16
I'm driving. But also I got something to tell you when I got
33:22
there. That's how you put in there, Like yeah, yeah, I
33:29
get to the meeting late, and it's like it's like, yeah, you
33:30
got anything to add to like what's what's going on in your department? I'm
33:35
just like, well, actually, well what do you ask? Wait?
33:39
Were there other people on the call or was it just no? Because like
33:43
we had like like I said, there's like a meeting with like the the
33:45
heads off whenever the department, and then like like I go, like I
33:52
was late because a lot of them like I don't live in Philly. I
33:55
don't live close enough to like make it. And also my alarm don't called,
34:00
like like Nigga's use texting seven in the morning. Nigga, I'm yeah,
34:05
you taught me. No. Not everybody else the same way though,
34:07
but they can make it or whatever. You roll out of bedding, yeah,
34:09
go down the street. But then I was just like I was like,
34:12
yeah, bro, like I'm out of here peace, and like everybody's
34:16
like I don't know. I feel like a lot of people are frustrated there,
34:22
but like I feel like my positive energy out there is kind of helped
34:23
because other people might be getting opportunities elsewhere because I'm trying to bring a man
34:29
that I work with closely, like bring them all as an editor, and
34:32
it's like, yo, I'm gonna keep my ear to ground, like bring
34:35
you in because it's a it's a better environment, Like the environment is better,
34:37
it's more positive. Like like one of the things that dude said,
34:43
the dude I worked for, it was like he had somebody's shadow on him.
34:45
And the dude asks him like because I guess we had lunch man,
34:49
and he's like he's like, oh, you pay for like your employees lunch.
34:52
It's like yeah, like what's it to me? Like I hate to
34:54
keep them happy, and and like he asked for my input a lot,
34:58
like I'm with them, like I haven't been with him that long, but
35:00
like he'd be asking me, but I don't. Trying to like feel for
35:01
the ship. Even my first day, I wasn't even supposed to do what
35:05
I was to do, but I ended up like having to shoot because the
35:08
other dude was away and he's just like, yo, fire the camera up,
35:10
and I was like all right, and I was just with them all
35:13
day, but he was like, he was like, Mike, don't you
35:15
want to do you want to worry about what you're gonna eat for lunch or
35:20
you want to just have lunch ready for you? And it sounds and like
35:24
yeah, so they we either have either lunch on the site made or we'll
35:29
have like lunch uh camera like paid for us. And like the one day,
35:32
like my second day there, the ladies and receptions like yeah, don't
35:36
we breakfast gonna be We're gonna have breakfast in the morning. And I get
35:40
there and it's like trades of like Chick fil A, and I'm like,
35:44
I'm like, oh shit, but that wasn't the breakfast though. That wasn't
35:49
no, that wasn't the breakfast. And it was like a bunch of it
35:51
was, but it was pancakes, eggs, sauca breakfast. It was a
35:55
whole breakfast spread. And I was just I was like, Oh, this
35:59
fucking job is lit. Got eliminated snacks. I can come home. I
36:06
can come home on a break That's like I had like I had therapy work
36:12
for Google b I had therapy, and I was like, yo, like
36:15
I can go home. I just like I can go home and do it,
36:17
not since I lived down the tree like doings. Oh yeah, And
36:21
I like asked, I was like, you know my other job, like
36:22
you gotta clock in. I was like, na yourself, like you yeah,
36:25
just yeah, just get your work. I was like, oh shit,
36:31
this is fucking amazing. Yeah, and I'm pretty much like, yeah,
36:35
it's crazy. That's great because like, you know, worked hard to
36:37
get to this, like freelance, that freelance shit like you it's cool,
36:43
but nigga, sometimes you need that steady ship and you need that fucking benefits
36:49
benefits. When I feel that, I was like, because you got because
36:52
freelance world, you gotta do that shit yourself. And then also you're freelancing,
36:57
sometimes you might be part time and too just to when it gets slow.
37:00
But yeah, man, yeah it's good though. I'm happy. It's
37:06
much better for your mental health, so much better. Because I was listening
37:10
to this other podcast and they were talking about one dude was talking about how
37:15
on their journey, like he just put like so much into the podcast because
37:21
he hated his normal nine to five jobs so much, like any extra time
37:23
he had, he was just like putting it into the podcast. And I
37:28
was like I could see that, like I know personally with me, I
37:31
was like just like dead set because other than my job, like my old
37:35
job, like this was the only other thing that I was like, m
37:38
how could I have any extra like success and this would be the only other
37:42
thing. I'll just put all this extra energy and just like more like I
37:46
guess pressure like get stuff done. Like That's why I was always hounding you
37:51
guys about like I don't don't get banned on Live or don't don't do this,
37:53
don't do that, because I was like, this is the only other
37:57
thing than other than my actual job that could actually have some success. But
38:02
now you own you Now I got this. Yes, I feel that like
38:10
even like yeah, like you said mental like I'm in the creative field and
38:15
like it's a it's a real real hustle even like to get the position I'm
38:19
in, like because the dude for for me, the guy worked for in
38:23
the company work world, he wants to be one of those like just a
38:27
brand and like all those like kind of inspirts, like he is an inspirational
38:30
and he's an entrepreneur for all that. Like but like nowadays you gotta have
38:32
like a presence on social media and shit now, so that's what they want.
38:37
So like there's a lot of suchually in my department, in camera department,
38:42
that it's hard to get a like a full time at a company or
38:45
something like that because it's like a lot of companies will they'll hire camera people,
38:52
but just only for whatever um project they have or whatever. It won't
38:55
be like any short term like yeah, be contract. So like that's what
39:00
that's like the hard kind of hard part of that shit. But like yeah,
39:04
because like I OZI everyone knows, like I fought, like I've been
39:07
doing this shit for a while long time, but like then quit and then
39:10
also just being that, you know, the ship with my mom and like
39:15
how she put me on like gave me the camera and shit like that,
39:17
and then her passing and it's like getting that and it's like yo, like
39:22
finally reached to like well, I say this the beginning, but like just
39:27
reach to this point. And then that's why I was like like when we
39:30
well, I say, me and the Ques our grandfather on Mother's Day our
39:35
granddad was the anniversary of our grandfather's passing and then also his Mother's Day,
39:39
you know, my mom's dad, So like before then, before getting the
39:45
job, it was almost like, you know, we're preparing for that.
39:49
You know day is a double whammy. But it was like, no,
39:51
it's more a celebration because like we all kind of all have success, like
39:59
mostly kids. I don't say the good ones, the ones that deserved,
40:04
the ones that the ones that earned, the ones that earned it and deserved
40:07
drill. Well, you're not listening, That's true. I can't listen from
40:16
and what is he gonna do to me? I'm the oldest, I whoop
40:22
all that except except the two mountain ques. They mountain Mountain, they stow
40:30
mountain quest but the unbig in your back, the Barbieques, Barbie this creer.
40:45
But um yeah, something else happened. Speaking of family, family,
40:51
my sister went to a prom. Not really Yeah damn did all the many
40:54
of your family show with AK forty seven? And no? But did they
40:59
have a d jay? They probably didn't see. I don't know who's detailing
41:02
the date. I did. The date looked like the dude who's trying to
41:07
beat Was he white? Was the same? He looked like the type that
41:09
might really be trying to beat That night, did you have high waters?
41:13
On what was his ankles out? His ankles is out, nah, fade,
41:19
no fade, no funny, that's good shape. He had dreads,
41:23
nah, just like little cut curls a little. Okay. So he was
41:29
corborn blue, Corbor blue. It's hard to tell. Let's see in this
41:32
ethnicity. We will put this this random dude, it doesn't matter. Cuban,
41:38
Irish, so Cuban and Irish. You never know. He's an Irish
41:43
Cuban. So yeah, all he knows the struggle potatoes and chocolates. I
41:50
don't know, JATOs and that's tatoes and communism, communism, the communist the
41:57
struggle. Yeah, you're right, Yeah, that's prom talk. No,
42:00
did you see a boy costumes going viral? He DJ the prom send off
42:07
in Philly. I've seen sendoffs before, like you know, everybody's there and
42:14
everybody just kind of you know, the family sends off, the you know,
42:15
the kids, everyone, the prom regular shit. But this one was
42:20
crazy, bro, Like they had they had him he was DJ, and
42:22
they had like a big ass led screen. But mind you, this ship
42:27
and they had a Bentley like a truck, like like a bouteque whatever whatever
42:30
the fuck. I don't know even know which one. It was, um,
42:32
But the crazy part was it was like a row home in Philly.
42:36
Yeah, it was a you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it was
42:37
a regular like Philly neighborhood. So people are like, oh, this is
42:39
the project, like not knowing, like that's just what Philly looks like.
42:43
It's not the project. Yeah, it wasn't the projects. Yeah, but
42:45
it projects. Yeah, people like pect. A lot of people don't know
42:51
what the actual they don't they don't know what that is. So when people
42:53
were saying that, but you know, this ship is gonna viral because the
42:57
fact that they put all this money into I guess that prom send off.
43:00
How do you How do y'all feel about stuff like that? I mean,
43:04
like big, expensive, stravagant. I'm not gonna lie. I struggle with
43:07
it. If it doesn't matter, that's like struggling when you saw somebody have
43:13
like a super Sweet sixteen. I struggled with that, why if you can
43:16
afford it? What it was like, they got money for it. It's
43:19
not my money, it's not It was like that wouldn't be but it's money.
43:23
But at least the super Sweet it's at least the Sweet sixteen is like
43:28
hours and an actual event, and it was just like of like, yeah,
43:32
their prom experience is better than mine. I wish that was me.
43:35
To be honest, Yeah, to be honest out of your house. Yeah,
43:39
when I was sixteen seventeen, that would have been amazing. It was
43:43
a wrong us at Green Acres obviously. Now at the right I'm like,
43:46
yeah, that's fucking dumb. But if I would, I don't know.
43:51
I don't know. If I'm a kid, I'm like, hell, yeah,
43:52
this look fire. They had the balloons going up to build the balloons.
43:57
Yeah what that she looked amazing. I'm the type of thing I don't
44:00
know. I don't want to sound like one of them dorks. It's like
44:01
old Nigga. He sounds like he don't need all that matters. What's unsuck?
44:08
It matters. What about my soups, my suit, and my dates.
44:13
It's not about the grade man, my entrance, my date had a
44:17
good time. This suit was made in China by hard work. I don't
44:22
need Italian leather. I don't need it. Italian cut is all. I
44:29
need. American SUPs badly. My mother can drive us. How do you
44:39
feel though, Like I just feel like I hope he does, and I
44:45
hope he ass So I go first, then go second, and I go
44:52
third, fourth, and fifth. Beat the fuck out you little man,
44:58
big man, grown man, whatever, man. I don't care how old
45:00
you are when you find it. Actually, I thought about this this week.
45:05
What I thought about this week because I hope, I hope he finds
45:10
his podcast, and I hope he becomes a fan, like he comes really
45:15
discord. He finds the episode, he's like, oh, it goes back
45:22
to the hundreds of episodes. Oh that's me. He's talking about money,
45:30
and then he writes us. He says, yeah, I'm that kid,
45:32
and I don't know what I'm want to tell him. Good pussy goal accomplished.
45:40
Oh my god, hate that kid. Now he was just speaking his
45:45
mind. I'm sure. I'm sure he hasn't changed it all like that died
45:52
like that. I hope that because that nigga is at least twelve, I
45:57
ain't. I hope he at puberty at least deeper. Well, you're using
46:04
old man knowledge and Jimmy Cricket sayings at fucking fucking eleven, chop the game
46:12
up for you, Pat, Jimmy Cricket sayings, it's funny and always let
46:15
your conscience be your guy. He says to a bitch. Well, you
46:21
know, a good friend of mine always said, now when you shuck my
46:29
dick, Now, why do you something like Mickey like, alright, well
46:32
you lick the scroll him. Yeah, you're starting at the goat turning it.
46:37
Mister, I'd like to hopefully request that you look my and just so
46:46
you know, got a blast character exactly like he's any any cornball characters,
46:58
just this spe of cornball m Um, dj Envy, what's up with that?
47:07
Because so here's my thing. I don't I don't know, I don't
47:09
know, like the like the Crux, Like, I don't know how how
47:12
did this start? You know, I know what I don't know. Apparently
47:16
this started because of car shows. Yeah, but what I guess I guess
47:22
Rick Ross was on you know, uh drink Champs or whatever, and they
47:28
were asking about his car shows, you know, because Rick Ross's car shows
47:31
or whatever. And then they act it was like they mentioned it's like,
47:36
oh, yeah, you know, dj Envy does car shows too. Here
47:40
comes to fake injury. Uh no they didn't. They hit knees hard so
47:45
you could be taped up when they lose knees. I'm sorry, guy peek
47:53
can um. Yeah, so well, I don't know car shows. I'm
48:00
sorry the car shows. And Rick Ross is like down playing like it was
48:06
like it wasn't like on his level, like he was like, yeah,
48:07
you know, basically like his car shows ain't like mine. No, and
48:12
I guess dj Envy took offense to that and tumbled into the events where we
48:17
find ourselves. Now, Kanye's pool is nice, but my pool is bigger.
48:21
Pretty much something like that, and then it's just now it's already de
48:25
escalating to DJV wearing a cop outfit, Ross inviting DJs wives to be his
48:32
pick a ball paddle polished polisher. When he said he said him and his
48:39
sons, his hate sons can come out and clean the pool. You guys
48:44
can clean the pool. I told him to stop. I told my pool
48:45
people to not told him. I told my pool people to not pull up.
48:49
And you can have you when your stuns you, when your second sons,
48:52
your seven sons could come out and clean my pool. I set my
48:58
pool people away, and then Broo girl can come and clean the banners.
49:02
We clean up up the side railing here, and then they can go back
49:07
up around there, mister Ross, can they do some groundwork? Bro?
49:13
He just kept on going. Bro. It was bad. It was bad.
49:16
Emmy just needs to act like this shit didn't happen because Rick Ross is
49:21
not the because listen, like Corey said in the chat, like he's made
49:24
so much money at this point, like he's just bored. He's just doing
49:28
things He's not He's probably not gonna stop. He's on the same level with
49:30
fifty cents this point as far as like when he starts, like we get
49:34
said in beef with people, like he's not gonna stop. Glad you mentioned
49:37
that, because what also is his distinction. He's one of the few that
49:42
survived. He survived that, that survived and I don't know how he survived
49:46
that because there's a whole video only survived flourished. Yeah, yeah, kind
49:52
of made fifty s had to, like you gotta be somebody to to survive
49:59
a fifty cent any Yeah, A lot of people don't make it out that
50:02
going legends have not recovered. Yeah, still reeling John Still John's dead pretty
50:10
much fat Joe. I just I just if John were walking here right now,
50:15
I don't think anybody would say anything, I would be very confused,
50:17
like, who the fuck invited this nigga? Are you lost? I thought
50:22
we had him next week. That's the new intern. I'm like your positions
50:31
feel buddy. Oh just just have to see right there somebody did which in
50:36
just a minute. But don't turn on the TV. Don't. But when
50:42
they're a video of regards the baby mom like getting fucked, his xi,
50:45
his wife, Yeah, please each other because I watched it. Of course,
50:52
fifty cent Curtis Jackson is so diabolical, This motherfucker. I understand why
51:02
he got shot nine times. This is the way in his own life he
51:07
did. First of all, this is after the whole took his baby mama
51:10
shopping and ship. The nigga found the video a home sexy this woman getting
51:17
fucked. This nigga becomes a pimp character with the Jerry Curl wig and all
51:24
it's all about pick rows and the character watch his hose and it puts on
51:31
the video and he's live narrating the video as the pimp character. I thought
51:37
that was his man's It might it might he commissioned his man's so fuck nigga's
51:45
wife while he so he can narrate the sex tape as a pimp character.
51:49
And I remember this so distinctly. It's end of the video and the dude
51:53
is coming insiders, coming insider. Okay, he's releasing into her body.
52:00
Okay, they're mixing soups. The chowder is getting more chowdier, New England
52:12
issues. He's becoming a real clam one claim bursting anywhere with the oyster crackers.
52:19
Yeah, nice three packs. It's almost a cake at this point.
52:23
It's not. It's so much bread. It's like an oyster cake, bread
52:30
pudding, infection sound health. So that's how much comings going on. Okay,
52:38
As he's going the dude, he goes, oh, what's that is?
52:44
He is? He kind of and a pooma and are your baby ross?
52:54
And I was like, Yo, this nigg is there's nobody that can
52:57
do beef better than that that it kid? Is he in the poop nanny
53:02
in the pool. And I'm like, bro, he's gonna let it do
53:06
it like that. I was like, bro, this nigga is a gene.
53:08
He's a diabolical animal. Tan yo, Yo, the Lakers are going
53:16
home. This cracker is good one leg Oh damn damn nigga. No don't
53:25
try to outdo them. He's gonna shoot it. He's gonna do Yeah,
53:30
Austin Reeves, you might have a chance, hellmaker. Sorry, back to
53:36
it. We're watching the game. Sorry, Rick Ross. So Rick Ross.
53:40
So Rick Ross survived that. So I don't think any DJ anything even
53:47
so they got baby Mama, baby Mama kid or hit them? What is
53:52
that your baby Ross? Because oh that's bad. I'm not with her anymore.
53:57
That's not my problem. What do yeah? Yeah, I mean yeah,
54:06
so it's a bad look. But I think that's why Rick Ross goes
54:07
as hard as he does now, like because he's like, I'm not getting
54:09
embarrassed like that again. But also, like I said, he's at the
54:13
point where he's making so much money no one can really embarrass he really do.
54:16
Yeah. Ross puts out good music, so he's just he puts out
54:20
good music on top of that. That's that's one of the main reasons why
54:23
he stayed relevant because you know, his music was actually good. Yeah,
54:27
he could drop out. He can drop a single tomorrow. Everybody gonna fuck
54:30
with itybody hold the whole cop Officer that that's played out, brother played out.
54:35
That was a thing ten years ago. We don't care no more.
54:38
Yeah, they said he making fat joke. Come on, brother, he
54:43
acts like he's he's like more school Joe is. Yeah, you know,
54:46
he's lost a lot of weight. He's probably like only fifty pounds bigger than
54:51
you, like or less. There's size difference, isn't. It's not as
54:57
that seat no more pound. Its justn't two thousand and eight Rick Ross.
55:00
They said, once Rick Ross got outed as a cop, he just talked
55:04
about being rich. So he had to do he already made all the money.
55:08
So they're trying to say it was a two. Who knows, But
55:14
I don't know how it could be when his only make that his left his
55:16
right foot was he didn't release the ball yet, so it should be a
55:20
one, I mean three, it should be a three. I don't know.
55:23
But yeah, anyway, I'm sorry guys, um but yeah, yeah,
55:30
yeah, yeah, j pack it up. Yeah he's so corny,
55:34
bro Like remember he was beefing with Jesus Andamiro. Yeah, and they both
55:38
was about to beat his ass. Embarrassing bro, Like you can see them
55:42
both their faces. Yeah, like they were about to beat the shit out
55:45
of him. Yeah, he was talking to them like they're like they the
55:49
nigs used to do drugs. Okay, like Angel does, why you dust
55:54
do graffiti? Du graffiti talks about this all the time, doing graffiti.
56:00
That's an unhinged person. That's just, you know how starving of an artist
56:05
you gotta be to do graffiti and climb billboards. Just some niggas canna look
56:08
at something twice and go, hey, that's that's r K two with the
56:13
kings over the r that's Miro's work. Wow, he's really really taken over
56:19
the bar. Let's give him a gallery, like you think you come on,
56:24
man, I don't know. And he's corny bro and he's times biggest.
56:29
He's a shame to the light skinning ilk. Y'all come too far,
56:32
man, He's right, y'all come to be acting this way? Um,
56:39
I don't know, let's go on. Doesn't say speed in New York Mellow
56:45
retired. Oh yeah, so that was that. That's effective today right until
56:51
he's the last player other than Lebron from the two thousand and three draft.
56:54
Wow, and you know what, I'm surprised the team didn't pick him up
57:00
this year. I'm surprised to I was probably the team didn't give him a
57:04
shot. I would have took him on the sixers to give him a luck.
57:06
It's like, why not, why not a refer Concord Miles? Why
57:08
not the number fifteen score of all time over for Concord mass Why not doctor,
57:14
I don't give a damn how old he is. Why not give him
57:15
a look? Man, we're confidence for Concord Wiles that you won't give a
57:21
top twenty score of all time because people don't want to deal with the ego
57:25
or idea, the idea of anything. I think that the idea at this
57:29
point, because the idea of this disrupting the locker room. I don't think
57:31
he even would. I don't think he would too. I think that's not
57:35
even willing to take that chance. That's a shame because I think that whole,
57:38
the whole, that's a new thing, the okay set. No,
57:42
no, no, because the okay set thing was like nigga, come on
57:45
no, I mean not not with him or just yeah, players kind of
57:49
getting blackballed in US since yeah, like I feel like that didn't happen as
57:52
often before. Now It's like maybe it's because of making so much money?
57:58
Is that what it is? Like? You gotta pay these dudes. I
58:00
mean, because now it's like teams don't even try to give anybody a chance.
58:04
Like, why isn't DeMarcus Cousins on somebody's team because whole season? Huh,
58:08
he never lasted the whole season. That's why the injuries. But injury
58:12
record, he's but you under staying like he's not playing. But like Bigmac
58:20
Biambo is you know what I'm saying, can give you a full season?
58:23
Yeah, he's actually not bad. Tristan Thompson is playing basketball. But he
58:30
is though, But do you know what I'm saying? And DeMarcus Cousins is
58:35
not bronze man. Man, that's it. That's nasty. Who's a shame?
58:44
Like all these guys in the G League? Like I know, it's
58:47
a lot of dudes in the leagues that are better than a lot of these
58:50
niggas that are up here. I think it's just circumstances holding a lot of
58:52
them back. That's all it is. It's nasty. But mes hired,
59:01
man, he's a legend. I saw the thing that's very nasty that a
59:06
lot of media outlets like to do when they did the Nuggets and they're like
59:09
whift jerseys going in the rappers. The answers fucking both. It doesn't have
59:15
to be like how and if if, If the Nuggets don't honor Mellow in
59:20
some way, that's nothing. You deserve nothing, because they do deserve.
59:25
They try to act like he wasn't the best player for years forever until your
59:31
coach came around, which is literally two three years ago. So for that,
59:38
he was the best thing you ever. Ha. That's like us forgetting
59:40
about Alan Overson because we go that's literally same thing. What what do you
59:47
mean a finals? What do you talk about? Same thing? He just
59:52
he had to look at the stattoos book, at his tattoos. He doesn't
59:57
go to practice. Yeah, that's what he was, all hawk like.
1:00:00
That's what they was, right, that's probably what they're doing that in Denver.
1:00:04
Yeah, it's just the only bad thing is like, all right,
1:00:07
let's like then we can we can we be honest with ourselves? Can we
1:00:12
pause right now and just watch the last minute this game? Press pause?
1:00:15
Yeah? All right, gods, sorry for that delay. We were just
1:00:20
listening. I'm gonna keep it a buck. The game was on Game seven.
1:00:23
We were watching. It was like, you know, you if you
1:00:25
can Game seven that was. That was game four, four of four.
1:00:34
What all you needed? Okay? So I was watching the game and he
1:00:37
was like, all right, let's we're not really paying attention right now,
1:00:40
so let's just watch this game. And Lakers lost in Your goat has bailed
1:00:45
again. Um failed again. But keep telling me he's the greatest um anyway,
1:00:52
I mean, he's not my I got nothing to say. Nothing Lakers
1:00:57
fans nothing. No, it's it's it's football season, not even they lost.
1:01:00
Okay, new intern, uh Lakers fan any words, he's a little
1:01:08
brown fan like his brother. Oh you let your brother poisoned you. We
1:01:14
started off the season two and thirteen. We weren't supposed to be in the
1:01:16
playoffs, but we made it to the second round, so a third round.
1:01:22
There's third round, third round, third round to the third round,
1:01:25
and uh we got swept. So we did our best. See that's all.
1:01:31
We got good. Two and thirteen to the third round. Mm hmmmm,
1:01:38
just to get swept. That's at least people have had a high draft
1:01:43
pick. If people have sucked, yeah, if you're not first, you
1:01:47
last, right, yep, that first she's just the last person losers all
1:01:58
our teams, that's all. All of us, all of us, man,
1:02:00
I mean, well, in the NBA, you're the last person to
1:02:02
lose first, remember losing those first because they got damn well a Frenchman victory.
1:02:09
We need, we need to see him play, we do. I've
1:02:13
seen him play. I've seen that. I died h see him playing against
1:02:15
any him playing the NBA, because I s where people really forget that they
1:02:20
were saying the same thing about ball ball. I've seen this is in college
1:02:29
and everyone he was not the number one pick like he was over here with
1:02:32
what nobody was. He wasn't the number one pick, but he was showing
1:02:37
the same skill set. No he wasn't, Yes he was the way he's
1:02:40
just tall. Different, he's just tall. I made you know you don't
1:02:45
You don't remember they were saying the same thing about ball ball coming to the
1:02:49
league. They were gonna be another one in the corn. He's able to
1:02:51
stretch the floor, he can handle the ball, he could do all that.
1:02:53
They were saying the same things. But this Nigga is clearly better than
1:02:58
him, visibly better than I need to see it. I need to see
1:03:00
it whence he gets. I've seen a lot. I think he's basibly better
1:03:04
than bow Bowl. So when he gets the league, it's just not a
1:03:07
ball ball thing because just no, I'm not saying it's a bowl both magnitude.
1:03:12
It is just yeah, I'm just saying somebody said he could be the
1:03:17
greatest college processect like draft prospect in his history. They jumped out the window
1:03:25
when they said that. Um, what would they say, Like if he's
1:03:30
as good as k D and Hakim and like, oh, there's a disappointment.
1:03:34
Yeah, if only that good, he's only disappoint he's a failure.
1:03:37
Like what one of the best scores of all time, one of the best
1:03:40
big men of all time, that's a disappointment. Combine them, that's a
1:03:44
disappointment. Makes no sense. So yeah, the sports world is just talking
1:03:49
out. They asked, I need to see him play, and every time
1:03:52
I've seen him, very impression. Listen, listen, the guy got skills.
1:03:54
Guy's got skills for waz he seven six seven six seven six. How
1:04:00
many of those we got running around? So that niggas just getting drafted all
1:04:05
being that, Yeah, I promise you they were saying this. Yeah,
1:04:13
but football season, go Giants. We got Cowboys Week one. Who you
1:04:16
gotta played? Week one. I don't know, Y're not real beaters,
1:04:23
but uh, let's go football season. Yeah, let's go because I swear
1:04:26
this Nuggets Heat series is about to be asked as it's about to be asked,
1:04:30
bro it's gonna be good ball. It's gonna be good the most boring
1:04:32
basketball series of all time, Broke, it's hard to say that. You
1:04:38
like the w NBA so you respect basketball. How do you not respect two
1:04:41
good teams playing each other? Because there's no push behind these two, Like,
1:04:45
like, there's no this make you so you wanted to pleat my even
1:04:50
in Miami plenty, No, no, no. If the Celtics was in
1:04:56
it and it was Celtics Denver, okay, you got something there. If
1:04:59
it's Lakers, you got something. You got the Celtics. Celtics one of
1:05:01
the most historical teams. They you got some exactly. It's that's like if
1:05:06
the Atlanta Hawks and the Kings were in the finals, Like, you know
1:05:10
how boring that would be, how ass that is? But this ain't that.
1:05:14
It's the next somebody who actively watches the w NBA. There's no history
1:05:19
nowhere. There's lots of history everywhere. What what's the history the only history
1:05:24
they had with Sue Burden. Team started in two thousand and nine. Hey,
1:05:29
what year? Reality, the team's younger than our an. That's okay,
1:05:36
he can't drink. Started a couple of years ago. He can't.
1:05:41
And look a lot of started at the nine eleven. You're talking about history,
1:05:45
m nine eleven is a long long time ago. Days. We're just
1:05:54
off the rails. So what's what's what's next on the on the top of
1:05:57
the list. I mean, because I I I I I I am Jake
1:06:01
put this wonderful topic, d him out the sports Sports Illustrated covers, and
1:06:09
I want to talk about the white woman. I mean, I mean,
1:06:12
let me talk about it. We've talked about Martha before. Little talk about
1:06:15
this marthough. That looks that's very good, good, good for her,
1:06:23
aid, yes, okay, to make sure we're sitting the bar right.
1:06:27
Yeah. Oh, I'm not judging her like a real thing. Like he's
1:06:30
not like a real person. No, he's not judging like a thirty year
1:06:34
old. I'm judging with the other sea dogs. He's good like dogs,
1:06:41
just sea dog like just ugly undesirable. Wow, so dire Marther Steward,
1:06:46
That's what I'm saying, well, even need to be here. I'm just
1:06:49
saying for non desirable. She just had her wide breast pretty damn. She
1:06:55
looked kind of designed her wide breast. Oh my god, wi set breast
1:07:00
to be so rude. Her armpit breast, Oh my god. Okay,
1:07:05
yeah, no, we don't have to. That's not that's not elite.
1:07:08
Her wings, elite milk, elite milk. No milk, that's been pasture.
1:07:15
She's she's elite as a person, that's powdered milk man. As a
1:07:18
friend, respect her grind, yeah, as a friend, as a homey,
1:07:23
no, that's a weird librarian. Listen, like she still out doing
1:07:29
a thing. But don't do that thing that I'm looking for. No,
1:07:32
No, and that's fine. But she's out there doing the thing that's woman.
1:07:35
And I don't know who thought that was a good idea to put on
1:07:38
that because whatever, I mean, sports, what sports sports? What they
1:07:45
said she played niggas you know. It's the swimsuit edition. They just have,
1:07:51
No, they just have they have they have what women athletes, right,
1:07:57
No, that's the body issue. Yes, to have whom my old
1:08:04
Stewart to swimsuit model, my ass man. She modeled in the swimsuit she
1:08:10
did. She's having to have a horn at swimsuit, having to be cameras
1:08:15
nearby. That don't make her no model. She did that make her became
1:08:21
a baby boy in this room is a model exactly, middle nigga, and
1:08:27
I'm a professional hooper. I'm a sucking sue chef and I'm a nash not
1:08:30
because I get high, No nigga, No, no, no, all
1:08:35
right, no dang, sorry Martha. Maybe next year. No, that
1:08:42
might not be next make it. Okay, Martha is still able body mind
1:08:46
and whatever. She ran the motherfucking swim suit in a box. Okay,
1:08:54
you can move on to the next thing because I don't know why we sup.
1:08:59
But she won't getting wet. She was getting real hot when they cremate
1:09:02
that. We gotta take it to death every time, don't. She's old.
1:09:08
That's the next step for her, that's the next logical step. What
1:09:12
do you think You're gonna go back to school? She's gonna fucking die.
1:09:15
She could. She's cooked out here. She go back to school, just
1:09:18
going to Bible school in heaven. She's just going to like, I'm not
1:09:25
talking about a fifteen year old she's an old bit. She's she remembers non
1:09:30
colored TVs. It's time for her to die, is it not. I'm
1:09:36
not gonna say it's time time for her. If she died tomorrow, what
1:09:42
you gonna love? They took Mark away. She was just on the cover
1:09:48
of Sport. I saw her the other dad. The last time I see
1:09:57
her, she was killing one of my boners. Wow, she gave good
1:10:00
direction, a couple direction. She gave me a surrection. She's eighty one.
1:10:05
I didn't realized she was that old. Yeah, and she's still out
1:10:09
here doing a thing, anything doing. She's doing something. Look at her.
1:10:13
She got coffee. Look at her. Proud of her. She didn't
1:10:17
poop. She remembers what day it was. You got Okay, we had
1:10:24
some personal like some questions amongst ourselves. Oh yeah, yeah we did.
1:10:28
I just got dropped in. Let's ask them. Let's tax though, what
1:10:31
do you guys want to know? What's the over under years? Martha Stewart
1:10:34
got We're not doing that. That's that's let's put it under five. She's
1:10:42
doing good confidence, Why are we? I'm gonna say over five too.
1:10:45
I think she's gonna hang around. She has the power of money. Yeah,
1:10:48
she's gonna hang around like Betty White. Betty White did. Betty White
1:10:53
hung on then she died on one hundred birthday or like now she was it
1:10:56
was a week way she hung on, just she couldn't keep hanging on.
1:11:00
He said, nah after these damn special and said, I'm tired of being
1:11:04
a bro. She she did a whole documentary for her one hundredth and she
1:11:10
died the week before it came out. Yeah, that's crazy. Betty White
1:11:13
has been old our whole lish. Yes, same thing with Morgan Freeman.
1:11:16
Yeah, literally, like I see young pres oh speaking to somebody old Robert
1:11:25
DeNiro just had another kid. Yeah. I saw a quote on Twitter about
1:11:30
Robert DeNiro. They said the only time Robert DeNiro needs a white woman is
1:11:33
so she can point him in the direction of a black woman. Yes,
1:11:38
this new one's not black. This one new one's Asian. I know he
1:11:42
is notoriously he likes black women. Yeah, you see his old black girl
1:11:45
from the seventies, speaking of he had a batty bro his wife he was
1:11:50
in love with. You can see in the pictures like you know what them
1:11:53
pictures where it's like pushy facing in the world, and then like Robert DeNiro
1:11:59
was definitely action like he was all up under his girls, hide me from
1:12:04
the world. She was sit up like here and he wouldn't be like going,
1:12:10
just happy to be in her fucking breath. But speaking of another white
1:12:14
celebrity and a black woman here about Jerry Springer, what I heard that it
1:12:20
might have not have been real and it wasn't real, right, it wasn't
1:12:25
real, but it was so what did you hear? Honestly it was a
1:12:29
whole video because that would have been tough, but he was acting. What
1:12:34
would have been the video was him with he had two white kids and apparently
1:12:40
yeah, apparently had two black kids. So this is just in the skit.
1:12:43
So he was he was reading off his will, so he gave his
1:12:46
house to the kids, the white kids, but he was talking about how
1:12:50
he had to ignore, like the black kids his whole life. He's like,
1:12:53
how I regretted I was a bad person. I was bad. And
1:12:56
then he gave them a state, his a state, and just everything was
1:13:00
liquid, you know what I'm saying, Like all his money, they just
1:13:01
gave it away. He just gave it to the black kids, and the
1:13:03
white kids only got his house and it was Yeah, it was crazy,
1:13:08
but apparently it was fake. It was it looked it looked real because it
1:13:11
looked really shit. It sounded like he was acting like or not acting.
1:13:15
It sound like he was like really like talking but apparently jacked his fringers shouldn't
1:13:17
want to ask her what he didn't huh. So shit. I thought it
1:13:21
was good, But Kenny, I was fulled. I thought we won.
1:13:24
I was fooled that I thought we won. For a second. It looked
1:13:28
like it we we as a people, we as a people. It looked
1:13:32
it felt like a come up. He said, fuck his white kids,
1:13:36
I did wrong about these black kids and his black family, and leave them
1:13:40
everything. Man, we won. We won because he finally did what he
1:13:44
was supposed to do. He did more than what he was supposed to.
1:13:46
Don't listen to King. He was ready. Don't blame him to the cook
1:13:50
out. Yeah, like no, I wasn't that body. I was listening.
1:13:54
I'm just I was happy. See, I was trying to put the
1:14:00
in Keena's mouth, and those words never left. If Keenan hosted the cook
1:14:02
I'll talk about who's more and more elite white milkton I've ever Keenan hosted the
1:14:06
cook out. Oh, it would look like like what a cracker barrel on
1:14:13
Mother's Day? That that that sounds sold me? Who and a whole bunch
1:14:17
of because don't you like taking my little cracker bell on my Mother's day?
1:14:20
No? Oh, let me a cracker borrow in the northeast on not in
1:14:30
Alabama, the North, yea, in the North. I'm talking cracker barrel
1:14:34
on Mother's Day. It's so many white people. You just be like,
1:14:39
oh my god, you didn't say nigga for seving seven days. I don't
1:14:43
understand. On down out fast and collect your burger in line here, utensils
1:14:47
all over there. White. How you trying? I don't know how you're
1:14:51
trying to flip this on me. I feel like if you said we won
1:14:56
because the debt be finally paid out, I feel like if Keenan, who's
1:15:00
normally it would be a lot of shouldn't be there, but good for we
1:15:03
as a people. You know how much state Jerry got, that's a lot
1:15:08
of ship. That's a win for them, this win for us. Anytime
1:15:12
black person wins, I win. He's taking all the wins. I only
1:15:15
root for the black people. He doesn't matter what it is that need to
1:15:19
die, the abolishment of slavery, civil rights, Jerry Jerry Springers, drunk,
1:15:28
beat out of dead beaks, Obama getting elected, and then right here,
1:15:33
right right next to that, right just as good, just as good,
1:15:38
Jerry Springers, Black get just as good. Lift every force. Come
1:15:45
on, Keenan, you want to read this next question longues the first one.
1:16:00
He didn't. We have to the question I was we would you date
1:16:11
a woman with the same name as a family member X? Yeah, yeah,
1:16:15
of course, why that's a deal breaker from my ex's name is very
1:16:21
common. But the family member, I mean, if it was the same
1:16:27
as your mom's name, would that feel weird? That would feel weird.
1:16:29
Yeah, but I'm not gonna not I would feel weird dating a woman named
1:16:31
Wendy, because yeah, I'm good you from Arkansas, bitch you from as
1:16:45
long as it's not my mom and my grandmother, my sister, if it's
1:16:47
my cousin's famili A lot of the main ones, Yeah, the main women.
1:16:54
Yeah, that's a tough one. That really affects y'all. Yeah,
1:16:57
but thankfully they all have they and they all have names so many years because
1:17:02
it's just in my head, like sexually, like thinking about that situation.
1:17:06
Your mom's head name girl, Yeah, your pops is moaned the same name,
1:17:14
all right when you say it like exactly like that, you have to
1:17:16
there you go. But you had to think that though. When I'm looking
1:17:21
at my girl, I'm just saying her name. You you wre not looking
1:17:27
at her. I'm not my mom? What the fun kind of sucking for
1:17:31
you? I got quit for you on your girl And your mom is in
1:17:35
the kitchen and your dad calls the name and they both turn around. I'm
1:17:40
talking about gird. What the fuck you think my dad wants you for?
1:17:43
It's just I don't call your wife, don't call my bitch. He did
1:17:48
call your bit my white calling your mom call your bitch, or your sister
1:17:57
call your bitch mom. That's been her name her whole life. So only
1:18:05
Mike really like that difficult for you? Wendy, Yeah, I'm good.
1:18:10
Yeah, Gladdy, Wendy Okay, Gladys, where was you at my sister?
1:18:15
My sister name is like there's no other to raise Maybe I guess maybe
1:18:19
the more like, no, you're not gonna want to do differ I no,
1:18:24
no, if you got a sister, a girl named Porscha. You
1:18:27
have a problem because you went and looked for me, So I look for
1:18:32
the same name, sister. You gotta have to look for Gladys. I
1:18:34
gotta look for glad You got to look for windy. Niggas pull up with
1:18:39
any of these. I'm like, Okay, this don't gotta worry about it.
1:18:42
This nigga isn't freak. Ain't got worried about this week. You don't
1:18:45
got to worry about it. I promise you that. I'm thinking maybe my
1:18:46
mom and my sister's name are very common. Exactly they are. It's a
1:18:50
thousand Tiffanies. It's a thousand. Yeah, nothing you can do, but
1:18:55
I guess maybe the more specific the name is. Okay, all right,
1:18:59
yeah, okay, yeah, I guess. Yeah, there we go.
1:19:03
I'll put it together. There we go. Because just like it's like the
1:19:06
opposite of you and the personalized porn start video like the mic exactly, I
1:19:13
should yeah, because she just Matt sends out to everybody she had like thirty
1:19:15
Michaels thirty. I'm sure. Yeah, Well she's just right for her.
1:19:25
That's bread that she's making bread. I know she was getting me because she
1:19:27
said it too proper. Michael Michael Michael. She told she was reading off
1:19:32
a name. She hit you with a Mike Michael W. Michael Michael Winfield,
1:19:43
Windfield. She says every letter Michael A, Michael B, Michael D.
1:19:53
Would be here, that would be if Michael D would be that would
1:19:56
be all right. I think I can know who said this. What's something
1:20:00
that's completely normal? But it bothers the hell out of you. I absolutely
1:20:04
hate dancing ass niggas. That's j all day. No, it wasn't it.
1:20:11
Elsie a nigga that can dance. Oh cute someone that's not here?
1:20:16
Q Core struke three, You stru struck out Corey pretty sure? So yeah,
1:20:25
what's something that's completely normal? Because I don't none of us here is
1:20:28
a dance or some nobody here dances. No, not a one. Nobody
1:20:34
gets successful. I've never I'm not anti dance. Yeah, I'm not listening
1:20:39
at the weddings. I be doing too much? Yeah, yeah, I
1:20:44
have a good time. You do too much? Have a good time?
1:20:47
Do I get down? Move more than so? You're doing too much.
1:20:55
They got an award winning shake. We have trophies, bro trophies. You
1:21:01
have an award. You got more than all of us together, recognized by
1:21:05
a large group of people. If you was there, you would have won
1:21:08
too. No, because I wouldn't participate. I have dignity. You got
1:21:12
ask too, Yeah, you got asked. Damn Um complete, that's a
1:21:25
clip, all right? Something that something that completely normal? Okay, um
1:21:32
a few of you. I've actually been meeting to bring this up a few
1:21:36
weeks now, but I keep forgetting. It's starting to becoming normal, and
1:21:39
I don't like it. I actually completely hate it. Um shasty mass.
1:21:45
I feel like anybody who's walking in the streets with them need to be arrested
1:21:46
and put under the jail cell just for wearing it, just for wearing it.
1:21:50
That shouldn't it shouldn't be normal. It was seventy five degrees. Why
1:21:54
I'm in I'm in lows, my my dude, why do you have on
1:21:58
a shasty is hot? His neck is swept? Everything under that mas stinks
1:22:03
like definitely stinky ass fuck ass niggas. I hate that shot. Who's your
1:22:11
op? Who's looking for you? Mike and lumber team? Who's looking for
1:22:15
you? Nobody's looking for you? Nick to the eggshell white paint Okay,
1:22:21
then to the door knobs. Stop wearing him. But here's the thing,
1:22:27
though, it's not just it's not the young boys. It'd be grown as
1:22:29
niggas. Niggas sir. It'd be like twenty six year old, what are
1:22:33
you doing? Take it off when they don't, and it just looks crazy
1:22:38
when it's not. When it's under the chin too, you look dumb that
1:22:41
it's hilarious. Look dum, you look like ninja. It was like fucking
1:22:47
nig nigga. N yeah, nigga, Ninja from the rain village. They
1:22:55
can calm down like a Roji Moro was not coming, nigga, say your
1:23:00
strap up, like the out of here. Take them sh shoot each other,
1:23:04
the run away like the store down the block. Retired them shits for
1:23:12
our listeners. You're one of those people's you're the niggas were talking about.
1:23:16
Take Yeah, it was cool. It was cool for about five months at
1:23:21
most when it was cold outside. We put it like that. It was
1:23:25
cool when they first came out. You get it pass in the winter.
1:23:28
Why you got a chicy mask on and a wife beater. The old chest
1:23:31
is out like it makes sense. You're exposed, brother, and it looked
1:23:35
even crazy because any back yet the bottom though, she's just like just flapping
1:23:40
like you got a big ass tubes. Take that. Take that look like
1:23:44
with a dusty ass like time your head is the dickad tightened up? Look
1:23:51
at the motherfucking master toward us. Fro kung fu Panda, Oh gosh,
1:23:56
take that shit up. Take that dragon, you, Mike Monkey. You
1:24:05
know that they're coming out with a new comfort Panda. Yeah, I can't
1:24:09
wait, Monkey, Yo slap but shasty mass take them on. Now?
1:24:15
What was that? What was that question the answer to? What was that
1:24:17
answer to something that's normal? Bout you? That's normal? Yes? I
1:24:23
thought that was like okay because that was that found like an answer to my
1:24:26
question too that I put down in there. Oh but yeah, what was
1:24:30
yourques? I guess we could jump to your question. No, no,
1:24:31
y'all, yeah, I don't. I can't think anything not at the moment.
1:24:34
We could play in both. Yeah, we're professionals. We are the
1:24:39
best podcasting probably for sure. County Bronza County County, we'll take that,
1:24:46
Boster County. Yeah, we'll take that, Bucks County County, Atlanta County,
1:24:51
we'll take that to Bucks County. Alright, okay, what's the million
1:24:57
dollars worth the game of Philly? Right they Yeah, okay, I'll we
1:25:00
better in them anyway. What's not so obvious sign that you're getting old?
1:25:05
I just got into jasmine. Oh the fact that between these young niggas take
1:25:09
shas because I was gonna get with you and I feel the same way the
1:25:15
first time I regentally, this is the first time I felt this way.
1:25:16
A nigga shagging their pants. Yeah, it really fucking pants looking like a
1:25:23
fool. Used to be like nigga looks dumb. Now it makes me matter
1:25:28
a little bit. Why's making man? Because why am I looking at yours?
1:25:34
I shouldn't be able to see underwear, bro, And don't let them
1:25:36
be don't let it be dirty? Yeah, because you know what it is.
1:25:40
It's not even when the young niggas do it like Nigga that I know
1:25:44
it's near my age doing it. She's like, bro, what the fuck?
1:25:45
Bro? Like nigga were in a bank right now? What the fucking
1:25:49
the coral? But here's the worst time McDonald's niggas. It don't matter,
1:25:56
okay. If the top of the act so a crack, just like a
1:26:00
little crack of the draw. Sure, fine, cool, whatever, But
1:26:02
once it starts rounding and I start getting little cheek, put your pants up,
1:26:08
pass. I'm beginning like, yeah, like I appreciated the curs.
1:26:11
I can't shouldn't have to see the cura anybody, pas look at the ass
1:26:16
nigga right now we're talking about. That's what we talk about. The I
1:26:20
shouldn't be able to tell this cut of shape and curvents of your ass.
1:26:25
Yeah, and put your pants up. I know where your hips in and
1:26:28
your ass begins, and I shouldn't know. I don't like it, Okay,
1:26:30
I shouldn't be able to see the dip between your hips and ass.
1:26:33
You can see the niggas got hit if I see your hip dip, snigger
1:26:40
a little and then you you weird old niggas got the nerve to do that
1:26:44
and then wear tight ass ethican no no compression that I could put you in
1:26:50
the jail. Real niggas hand Do you like that? How they handle niggas
1:26:55
like that in there? That got Narto looking at me? Why am I
1:27:00
looking at that? But just a nigga, A nigga with motherfucking a shicy
1:27:05
mask and it's being sagging. I feel the red hat forming on my head,
1:27:14
the red hat sending that nigga to jail. Put them on. You
1:27:20
can fill my property values, Cris, get him the fuck out of here.
1:27:26
I want my country back. Yep, animals, yep. I've never
1:27:38
felt when I when I see the store, I definitely clicked. I locked
1:27:43
my door. Let it be a fucking wall. Anything at night, clink
1:27:53
fair enough. I'm gonna get my Chinese room is closed the top almost ten.
1:27:56
You see, nigga don't on a balmy summer night, and you don't
1:28:02
care about nothing. I can't about anything. He want to die. He
1:28:06
wanna die in battle like a Viking, like a nigga, like a nigga
1:28:14
Ninja, Viking, nigga Nia. They just want to die with and bloodshed.
1:28:19
They want to die. But as long as I know, I'm taking
1:28:23
somebody else with me, Oh my god, what are you doing? You
1:28:28
get you you? Let's say you go, you're gonna let's let's play a
1:28:30
fun game. We're at We're at the wild Wall right there on High Street,
1:28:34
okay, I mean on one thirty in Burlington, where a lot of
1:28:38
nick nastiny going on out there. So you're going to get your cash.
1:28:42
Nigga's got a nice you're about to go out. You got a nice three
1:28:45
hundred dollars in there. I'm not going to that. I that, but
1:28:50
you got a three hundred dollars right and you go? Are you passing?
1:28:55
As soon as you get outside, you see a dude with a wife beater
1:28:59
and a poosh icy walking a little too fast to you? Now? Are
1:29:04
you clicking that window? I am probably just gonna start my car back up?
1:29:10
Yeah, I'm leaving. There's another there's another water down the street.
1:29:15
Like it's like, uh, I'm never even pulling in. I don't know.
1:29:18
Walmart is dead to me now. Yeah, I haven't been there in
1:29:24
years. I treat that Walmart like a Wawa, like a sundown town.
1:29:30
Nobody say, are we talking about wa Walmart? I'm at that Walmart all
1:29:32
the time, other Wawa. What he was saying, that walmartch dead to
1:29:35
me too. Got somebody got shot out there? Yeah, yeah, that
1:29:40
one's dead to me town. That was crazy because the niggas that got shot
1:29:44
weren't from here, and neither were the niggas that the shooting. It was
1:29:46
also random. Yeah, man, outside terrorists I keep trying to tell people
1:29:50
know this the hood, but nobody won't listen. Next question, that's crazy.
1:29:56
No one else had an answer, something to make it like the first
1:30:00
time I see that, like that's been making me mad. I'm like,
1:30:02
okay, I feel like I'm getting in being in old niggas. I've always
1:30:04
felt that way about due rags as well. Why you won't do rag outside?
1:30:10
Why do rag outside of the house? Okay, I don't have that
1:30:14
same for what that one? I don't know way wearing them? Nigga's wearing
1:30:18
the due rag outside of the house. The same thing is when wearing a
1:30:20
body outside the house. Why for what? Oh my god? What what?
1:30:26
It's the same thing, exact same thing. What's wrong with either?
1:30:29
I'm not annoyed by either. Why are you? Why are you walking around
1:30:31
like that? Why you care? Because I have to see it. You're
1:30:35
in my vision. You're your with Mike Stable. Yeah, you look stupid.
1:30:40
Take the shit off. Oh my god, take the shit off.
1:30:43
Keenan is the same nig what that doesn't make any sense? It does make
1:30:45
sense. It's a due rag. Yes, Why are you wearing your due
1:30:48
rag outside? What's your name? Why is your due rag o chicken ten
1:30:55
sacks. The answer is the answer is I don't know why it's uncle rucket
1:31:01
is because I don't want niggas wearing do rags outside? Yes, and why
1:31:04
who is that? Why that doesn't do anything? No time out? Wat
1:31:14
compare that. That's actual criminal in your face, that's using robberies. Please
1:31:23
please cannot please compare the field? Are you? Are you goddamn serious?
1:31:30
Nat mask? Take it off. I've never seen nobody covering their Facebook respective
1:31:41
Leave your d rag at home? No, throw your shit still away?
1:31:46
Is a mask? That's like it's robbers? Use that? Okay, damn
1:31:53
sure, there's live robbers that wear drags, said next question, I said
1:31:57
it. Next, what's fucking man? I said it? I said it.
1:32:00
Leave it at home. I don't want to see it. Oh,
1:32:03
I don't want to see it. Pull your pants up, favor your pants
1:32:09
up, and I know for a fact they're agreeing with me. Pull your
1:32:12
pants up, leave do racks home, throw your shiceties away, touch your
1:32:15
hello inside your pants, inside your underwear wear and wear penny little and make
1:32:18
sure you shine your tap shoes. I didn't say none of that, so
1:32:21
I don't know. Again, I don't know why we're trying to put stuff
1:32:24
into Kyda's mouth. Can't you touched his shirts inside his underwe supposed to have
1:32:27
like innocent fucking He's not uncomfortable, he's prettiness. Touches his buttons. I
1:32:33
don't know why I bring this up, but through the hole between two buttons,
1:32:40
he's not comfortable. That's wild. What I don't know what's happening?
1:32:51
So funning food? None getting healthier. My thing was being tired, but
1:33:04
between the buttons on your button up shirts. Tired because you fucking stay out
1:33:09
till six in the morning. Sorry to be tired, you'll be tired.
1:33:12
He's on a second, all right, Mike. It's a wild visual box,
1:33:29
double holes, sure everything around. It's like a dick harness. He
1:33:38
can't go outside, so that happens. And when he has a T shirt,
1:33:44
he substitute the bar with a little hole. He cuts to the bottom
1:33:46
of his T shirts so he tucks his T shirts and he jammed it.
1:33:53
Are you done? Non Republican answers, My answer wasn't problica the anti black.
1:34:01
It's not anti black, it is white people outside with I bet you
1:34:04
you told that the RNA Santist, he'd be like amen, brother, So
1:34:08
because he agrees with me, that automatically means it's something bad. It's not
1:34:12
something good, that something you want to be aligned with, Ron Santis.
1:34:15
Okay, now we're picking straws now, but look at you compare an actual
1:34:20
man. I just say I said that I don't like when niggas wear do
1:34:25
rags outside. That's all, that's it. I don't know why that makes
1:34:27
me uncle ruckiss. I don't know why I gotta be anti black. I
1:34:30
just said I don't like fur. The fur I think that's in too.
1:34:36
Yes, I feel like that's inside I swear why I feel like it's inside
1:34:41
houseware? Do you like when niggas walk outside in pajamas? You do?
1:34:45
I don't. I've seen you outside. You have never seen me outside in
1:34:47
pajamas, never seen outside. You've never seen me outside in pajamas ever.
1:34:53
You've never seen me go anywhere in pgs I see people wearing Pajamassie. Why
1:34:58
why are you wearing pajamas outside? I don't want I don't know inside the
1:35:00
house we're leaving in the house. I don't know, hone, what the
1:35:03
issue is. Damn take laptops off the bird take them all. No,
1:35:09
it's just I don't even have I started. I just don't understand anyway.
1:35:16
I was gonna say, just like what I play in my house, like
1:35:19
the music I play in my house, Like I'll just be playing like piano
1:35:24
in the background or like jazz in the background. What the hell. It's
1:35:28
just like little Spotify stations will play on like my Google Home. It's like
1:35:31
just some realms. I started listening to jazz, and I'm like, oh,
1:35:35
this is nice. I understand it now. I mean I've always get
1:35:39
it jazz. So it's like, you know, it will never remind me
1:35:43
of the episode of Spongebobs, like we're maturest family. Yeah this is yeah,
1:35:55
my parents always listening. Yeah, so jazz always been a part of
1:35:58
my playlist. Jazz always been. But then the last thing is, honestly,
1:36:00
this is what sill did. This happened today. I left an online
1:36:04
review. What wasn't wasn't it wasn't white thing, was it good or bad?
1:36:13
But I typed out a review. I just felt real old and yuppy.
1:36:18
Yeah I didn't yelp. I just felt yuppy, like yuppy yuppy I
1:36:24
think it was like Google, I'm by say that means you have to download
1:36:26
yell. I've left reviews before, nothing crazy, like no, I'm not
1:36:30
taking no paragraph. But the message I sent I was like, was it
1:36:32
a negative review? No one, Okay left the negative. I've never take
1:36:38
the effort to do it tight, like I barely give you the five stars
1:36:43
that by the way, five stars the podcast none less um. Yeah.
1:36:47
But the thing is, if you're like me, if you're going to something
1:36:49
like I checked the I checked the reviews on it before, so that makes
1:36:54
sense. I leave reviews. You're paying if I never do that. Yeah,
1:36:57
okay, I leave reviews and funny I never do that. But you
1:37:00
at this point, now to now that you're old and your homeowner, what
1:37:05
you care more about what goes into the house. Like you're excited like,
1:37:11
oh, I'm gonna get this or I'm gonna dude, get this done.
1:37:15
Honestly not really, that's society you're getting old. Yeah, I mean I
1:37:17
care, but it's just like my girlfriend's really likes into it, and I'm
1:37:23
just like you got a spring clan. It'd be like you got it,
1:37:31
Oh, why can't wait to get this yard done? Add some mulition,
1:37:36
some flowers you got. I did that as a child. No, I'm
1:37:42
not talking about like talking about yard work. I'm talking about adding stuff to
1:37:46
it, or adding stuff to your house and walking up to the house dressing
1:37:51
up. Yeah. Issue with that is I just think of it all as
1:37:55
like money that I could spend with something I actually enjoy. So that's where
1:37:59
we're But that's what I'm talking I don't know when I'll be at that spot.
1:38:01
That's the thing when you enjoy that. That's when I was like,
1:38:04
yeah, my money towards give it a couple of years. Mine is going
1:38:08
towards the house. Like do you ever watch like I do? But I
1:38:12
just like design like the niggas. But when I watch, like that's good
1:38:16
for them. Yeah, Like when I think of my house, the only
1:38:20
real thing I'll be like I really want, Like that's like out of the
1:38:24
norm because we're a really really really nice shower m and tub. Like if
1:38:30
I can get like a big tub and a nice shower, I mean,
1:38:33
but that's something that you can always add on extra. Yeah, but like
1:38:36
but I wouldn't be like I would make sure that my bathroom is big enough
1:38:40
to do that. When I'm looking at the house. I talk of my
1:38:43
house, like, really, all I really wanted to be big is that
1:38:45
the bathroom, in the kitchen. Anything else could be small. I really
1:38:47
don't. I don't care if my room is small. If the bathroom is
1:38:51
big and the kitchen is nice, I'll live in a smaller bedroom. You
1:38:57
know what, something needs to be bigger, my closet. We have house
1:39:00
talk, so I need like two closets now, or we need two closets.
1:39:05
I need to get some of those organizers, man like them, or
1:39:09
yeah, that's what she's talking about. You don't have any kids, so
1:39:12
just make one of the rooms the closet. I just you know, it's
1:39:14
also nice you see those you see that that that hangar thing that's like six
1:39:19
hangars and catalyze the funk out of that. And I've seen it from me
1:39:26
and I'm I'm a fucking heathen, and I'm like, yo, that looks
1:39:30
really though. It's like you can put like thirty things on one hanger.
1:39:35
That's like thirty times in space. But you don't want to get into my
1:39:39
real back when you like get those fucking vacuum seals, I'm not getting there.
1:39:44
That's dis yeah, and then I know we're a house talk right now,
1:39:48
and I know you to bot a house, but like once y'all like
1:39:51
one thing, well you just said like your your kitchen or bathroom has to
1:39:56
be big. I won't say the kitchens have to be big, but it
1:39:59
needs to every spacious enough for me to be able to count space cabinets like
1:40:02
I like counter sway, I would like prefer an island. I could do
1:40:05
have my ingredients here and I'm back here with it, okay, Like honestly,
1:40:11
no, no gas. Elsie's kitchen is a good one. It's a
1:40:16
great Miss Wendy has done a great job and she got the nice little TV
1:40:21
in the corner so she knows she's spending time in that kitchen and like she's
1:40:27
like creating a comfortable cookie space an atmosphere. Like yeah, I think that
1:40:31
because you got the area that the to the island you can meet supplies very
1:40:36
nice. What was the one thing that was like I need this in my
1:40:40
house for you, m M. Mine was like two spaces to watch TV,
1:40:45
two separate spaces. That's because we only had one in our previous spot.
1:40:50
Yeah, so I'm not trying to watch Gray's anatomy. I'm sorry,
1:40:55
it's a lot of TV right there. I'm not try to watch that's a
1:40:57
live D and investigation Discovery. I can only take so much. I like
1:41:01
I D it was good. I can only take so much. Speaking of
1:41:04
ID, I was gonna say, I watched the movie y'all watch Missing yet
1:41:09
Noah with Storm read the Girl from You for you? Oh no, I
1:41:12
did see that. No, that's a different one. Oh that movie.
1:41:15
Nah? I saw the one with the phone and her uncle. Uh yeah,
1:41:20
I know I was talking about. It's like there was like, no,
1:41:24
no, it's kind of the same premise with two different movies. So
1:41:26
it's confusing because there's one of the one called Missing her mom goes missing,
1:41:30
like with her boyfriend and like dad, like guys, it's like, it's
1:41:36
crazy. I remember the TikTok promo for that. Yeah, it's all it's
1:41:40
all over the place you want to talk about. I haven't seen a movie
1:41:43
with that many plot twists in a long time, like every five minutes.
1:41:45
I was like, oh shit, wait, what the fuck? Wait the
1:41:47
whole movie. I have the whole bookmark on TikTok of like movies that I
1:41:50
want to watch. Man we'll ever watch them cropping out? She did everybody
1:41:54
to remake the color purple? Yeah, I hear screaming coming out another hand,
1:42:00
Hallie Bailly is Hallie listen fantasis? Yeah? Character really, I could
1:42:05
just hear her now because you know, no, it's just the main character
1:42:13
is a musician. Why don't she singing now? Because it's a new spin
1:42:16
on it, it's not. It's not a remake the sense it's a remake,
1:42:20
but it's is she doing singing twists? Okay, okay, if you're
1:42:28
gonna check, yeah, never mind, because I hope I know this new
1:42:33
waves stuff. But I don't try to red con the color purple like.
1:42:39
I just hope it's not extremely long. Oh that would be nice. They
1:42:44
don't take like, I don't know, it sounds horrible like the struggle out
1:42:48
of it. No, they definitely look like she was she low like a
1:42:53
damn slave in the preview struggling. It looks like a lot of struggle.
1:42:57
Yeah, but no, but you know how to did you see it?
1:43:00
Keenan, I see, I've never like a flapper girl. At the end
1:43:04
of it, like not, I don't seen like what kind of felt like
1:43:12
a dream girl's type. Yeah, like, that's not the color purple.
1:43:15
Again, it's a new spinner, it's not oh yeah, but don't call
1:43:18
it the color purple. A new spin where you're really gonna like change the
1:43:21
complete tone of it. Really, I'm sure the story is gonna be the
1:43:26
same, just different concept. What concept once you do flapper girl, so
1:43:33
her seely you've kind of gone away from it a lot. It's like,
1:43:39
how like you can tell the same story just different settings. I think that's
1:43:43
what it's gonna be. Like, I think they're gonna be telling the same
1:43:45
story just and I know it's a The color purple as a narrative is a
1:43:48
rough thing. It's rough, it's bad. It's like it's a struggle.
1:43:54
But that's part of what made it a really good movie, because she went
1:43:57
through so much shit that even just the s I'm all part of her standing
1:44:01
up. First off, at the end, it was it wasn't a lot,
1:44:04
but it was a lot, and it hit hard because spout damn time
1:44:10
shit. But now they I hope they just don't make it like some extra
1:44:14
triumphant, like super duper thing where they kind of take away the the the
1:44:20
heaviness of it almost like now she's just gone off and doing the Flabber Girls.
1:44:26
He's doing a concert with the concert check and like we'll have to see
1:44:30
she just when in the movie she just read off into the sunset. I
1:44:33
mean, we don't know that could have been a dream she had in a
1:44:35
preview. We don't know. I mean they did say it would be there'd
1:44:40
be more of that, like it's gonna be more magical or like fantastical,
1:44:44
Like there's nothing like that's a movie in her I guess like the portrayal of
1:44:49
her imagination. That's what they were saying, Like no imagination at least maybe
1:44:55
she imagined them dishes. You think that's she wanted, thought about what she
1:45:01
wants, what it was, Well, that's yeah, there's what it is
1:45:04
and what you want things to be. She just wanted to see her kids.
1:45:08
She want to be no flabber girl. It's a different to the nigga
1:45:12
like her. All Right, we'll see. He's one of the boyfriend that's
1:45:15
not busting or whatever. I just made me think real quickly. Whenever I
1:45:17
think a couple of Herbert makes me think of Beloved. You ever seen that
1:45:19
movie? No, you never seen Beloved? Up Yeah, that movie was
1:45:24
weird. Watch never heard of it. Oprah's and that one too. That's
1:45:28
true. Yeah, beloved, it's fucking weird. Speaking of what do you
1:45:31
think are y'all um? The Little Murmaid? Oh, I'm definitely going to
1:45:36
see that. I'm definitely pushing a little girl out the way to go watch
1:45:39
that movie. You don't have to because it's not for her. I think
1:45:43
it's it actually is. My arioal has been white my whole life. I
1:45:46
finally get a black one. I'm going to see it your arial my area.
1:45:49
Like, I don't really claim that. Kean claims everything black, and
1:45:53
I'm not mad at that, but man, I am it's it's it's it's
1:45:58
a Little Mermaid, Spider Man. I'm here, all right, okay.
1:46:04
Twenty six May twenty six June second, those two much movies. First weekend.
1:46:10
I don't know about first weekend, but just because it's a holiday weekend
1:46:13
and you got extra time, Oh damn no, that's the worst time to
1:46:15
do it, because everybody has extra time. That's everybody. It's gonna be
1:46:17
nothing but a little ass kids. You know that means you, like you
1:46:24
have more options for like the weirder times, like you can go on a
1:46:26
Sunday night, Mike. The kids don't have school school. That what we're
1:46:30
saying. So everybody's gonna be going at that weird they're going to the Sunday
1:46:32
at nine with the kids. Why not? They don't have school tomorrow and
1:46:36
people don't have work. Yeah, trust the two niggas that I used to
1:46:41
work at. It's gonna have those two. But yeah, Mike, they
1:46:45
work doing the alright man pictures, the colorless pictures. You know, these
1:46:54
white kids don't got bad times, Barrow, that's also true. You there
1:47:00
only black parents black I don't give a fuck his name. In the school.
1:47:03
You're still going to be at eight o'clock. You gotta get ready.
1:47:05
You gotta everybody ready. Back on the black parents. Tell kids that they
1:47:11
need to start going to back early a week before they go to school.
1:47:13
You gotta get a week. Mom was starting that late, like late August
1:47:17
late. Agus start getting in the rhythm, guys by that time, like
1:47:23
it's eight thirty. The fuck, I ain't fooling me. I want to
1:47:28
have set. It's like it's still light outside the rhythm of going to sleep
1:47:31
early, and I want to weed and watch the wire. I heard like
1:47:41
kid like snugging to get bay that they realized, Oh they're doing like like
1:47:45
shit that did I realized the GIRLFI shit like they were just chilling with some
1:47:49
with some drinks and watching them Like now, I'm like, that would be
1:47:54
a great evening, a great time rush to demon ass kids so they can
1:47:58
just have a Michael, Daughter's right, that's your trauma. My child was
1:48:08
different. Go to back time playing with your mama's titties. Oh okay,
1:48:14
next question, please, next question. But speaking of the Halle baby,
1:48:18
Um, yes, it applies to quite a few of us. Now,
1:48:24
being that some of y'all have slash had girlfriends during the pod, do they
1:48:27
get upset when y'all talk about fucking or being attracted to other people like celebrities?
1:48:31
Um? Yeah, Oh there's more a question they do. Okay,
1:48:35
I also got some of that. Yes, But the person said, I
1:48:39
asked this because my boyfriend continuously asked me who my celebrity crush was, and
1:48:43
I didn't want to answer, so I just kept saying no. Then once
1:48:46
I finally said who it was, Keen from the Not That Serious podcast,
1:48:50
that would be z it was John Morn. He got mad at me told
1:48:56
me he didn't know if he could look at me the same and said I
1:48:58
was childish for having one. Can I understand? I understand I might have
1:49:01
hurt his feelings now here, bitch, But if you didn't want to know,
1:49:04
why did you ask? Yeah, that's a bitchas niggas a bitchass nigga
1:49:09
thing to do. Yeah, but yeah, I mean I'm not in a
1:49:11
relationship now, but yeah, yeah, that's that's a weird. That's a
1:49:15
weird back March twenty third, but that's the weird one. You know.
1:49:18
She could be young like basketball please, she likes hi now. I used
1:49:25
to catch flak for that, but um, it's just me out here now.
1:49:28
I don't think she has she has, she hasn't said everything. He's
1:49:31
just same out here now. It's just me out here that it's just me
1:49:38
out here now, baby. Yeah, she doesn't care about the Coco Jones
1:49:42
love so she She actually told me a story of somebody in her office said
1:49:47
that she looked like Coco Jones, and I was like, I guess I
1:49:50
got a type. I thought I think I was going in a different direction.
1:49:55
I thought, you're gonna really take that and fuck it up. And
1:49:58
do what. No, you don't know, you don't. I was like
1:50:02
a very key thing to do. I would not broken that. We all
1:50:10
thought, I don't know why. That's why would I do that? That's
1:50:15
because you sometimes you don't have a filter, no of the Sometimes you say
1:50:20
things you wouldn't say. I would never. I would never do that.
1:50:25
You don't and then like be shitty about it too, like I told you
1:50:29
that, I'm glad you have some sense. Look at him, be like
1:50:31
who told you? Who said that to you? They knew I'm guessing all
1:50:40
black people look like to them. Yeah, you brother, you know I
1:50:45
would never say product. I would never say they all give life for them,
1:50:48
like I don't. Definitely happened, happened. It happened the other day,
1:50:54
Like I think it was like eating. It was for that white woman
1:50:56
that you made a game thirty seconds too. He's like one woman I enjoy
1:51:01
visually. Oh, so typing twice last time. It was like E Entertainment
1:51:11
Weekly or something was on TV and I was just on my computer or something,
1:51:15
and Sydney Sweeney popped up and look up, Oh it was just y'all
1:51:19
to in the house. Yeah, I look up. I looked down,
1:51:24
and she's just looking at me, just glaring at me, And I said
1:51:29
what and she's like nothing, I know, he's looking at the big old
1:51:33
Sweeney titties sweet Swangers. Seen. She knew you were gonna look up stared
1:51:45
at In turn next episode, Sweeney Swanger tight, write that downright down.
1:51:48
But brother, how you'll be in now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
1:51:54
you write that then chat Yeah, we'll get him in there. But you
1:51:58
said, what was what was the other time? The time I was listening
1:52:00
back to the podcast and then the honor of the armorst part came up and
1:52:04
she was in the in the car with me. She was you just just
1:52:10
just driving like that was just wow? Whoever said that was wild? Wow?
1:52:17
Really like family guy, And then like, exactly, that's how it
1:52:26
was, Mike. That felt good when you're doing that. In turn,
1:52:30
write that down down. We're never gonna go without. There were questions anymore.
1:52:35
What's the time time? Yeah? Oh yeah, you the time keeping
1:52:40
around now time the time wizards. It happened to you, Mike, happening
1:52:45
to me? Um you flat f yeah, I've lost that's definitely happened before.
1:52:49
Uh. I think when I one time, you know, when I
1:52:54
the Chloe stuff I called. I call yeah, I called a lot of
1:52:58
he I got some like you just need to calm down. But it Chloe,
1:53:02
I get it. It's Chloe though. He man, that was a
1:53:11
lot, a whole lot. She's playing into it now. She's leaning into
1:53:14
that. She always has the albums to go back so she can do only
1:53:17
fans like, that's never gonna happen. No, no, it's never gonna
1:53:23
get that. Not only fans, but she might just she she could dict
1:53:25
the Genemo name route and just start taking her two years. Bro. She
1:53:30
you've seen Jenname, I know, but she just put out. She was
1:53:35
on another cover today. I think Titty's out swinging quality. I like lipstick
1:53:42
on my nicky. Nah, she's like just strained her eyes or did strain
1:53:50
your eyes? I mean, I don't even look a look at more.
1:53:55
I guess I know that. I don't even know look at it's caught like
1:54:00
a pistol. I didn't know that. If you look up Janelle Monae and
1:54:02
just space afterwards, it's gonna be eyes, no sexuality, no eyes is
1:54:06
on that list. Eyes. She's looking to the left, Janelle Monae waker,
1:54:15
she got the music, soul shot eyes. This maybe she had a
1:54:18
she has surgery or something. No, she just has a lazy eye.
1:54:20
No, because some pictures it's looking Yeah, her eyes aren't crazy, but
1:54:26
you know people have it where sometimes it's worse than others, like if they're
1:54:29
stressed or like she got the burning melt like more like because look at these
1:54:32
I've seen plenty of pictures of Jane. Her eyes are and I've seen her
1:54:36
live. Her eyes really aren't. Like you can see her eyes from the
1:54:43
fucking well on TV. Yeah, the cameras in her face. No,
1:54:45
I mean like if she's like, it's live TV, not just a picture.
1:54:48
When you say live, that means no, no, no, no,
1:54:50
no no no. I mean I've seen her in the live events.
1:54:57
No, they got her next her Haley Berry Storm and I was like,
1:55:00
I think she would be a bomb storm, a good storm. Yeah.
1:55:03
Yeah, acted for years, class for years, technically Okay, No,
1:55:10
she's been in good production free like What the Knives Out sequel Glass Onion.
1:55:15
Yet she was in that. She paid, she played, She played the
1:55:18
main two characters, they're like twin sisters. Did a good job with that
1:55:23
she did, but the movie was movie was saying it was it wasn't like
1:55:27
the first one. The first one was Chefs I heard until y'all brought it
1:55:31
up. That one that was great cinema. The second one was just pretty
1:55:34
much satire starring What do you want me to say? Oh? Ain't that
1:55:42
the one girl was in there? Madison? No? No, no,
1:55:46
you know I'm talking about the one with the eyes you girl? Oh the
1:55:50
first movie? Oh yeah, yeah, I thought you're talking about the second
1:55:54
one. There's always bunny somewhere, but so did the ranch. She doesn't
1:56:04
listen to the podcast ship all right, Next question, you'll ever have someone
1:56:15
white try to hit you with the black acknowledgment? Not me? And my
1:56:19
girl was out. White guy walked past us and nodded. I knew he
1:56:24
wasn't GAG because he nodded up and set it down. M M. My
1:56:29
girl asked why didn't I acknowledge him like I do random black guys. I
1:56:31
said, simple, because he's not black and he's clearly not gag. Before
1:56:36
you ask, my girl isn't white, She's Dominican and black, so she's
1:56:42
not black and black black, not black and black. Asked questions, why
1:56:48
didn't he him? No? No, no, no, no, no
1:56:50
no no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:56:59
no, no, it's not I don't know. I don't I don't do
1:57:03
that not I've never even seen. I don't think a white persons haven't even
1:57:06
done that to me before. Never, And even if he could have been
1:57:10
the same situation, I probably just didn't even seem do it. You just
1:57:13
did? You just did two different ones. Don't you not up here?
1:57:16
I'm not up? That's what that was the thing to do this too,
1:57:20
I do like this doesn't see y'all see I don't even know about the knots.
1:57:24
Yeah, yeah, all right, so tell us about the knots for
1:57:28
not up. It's only for somebody you don't know, but not down with
1:57:31
somebody that you do no like as like you're kipping your head respect. Oh
1:57:35
sure, yeah, okay, So like you go up for people you don't
1:57:39
know, this situation here. He doesn't know this. He doesn't know this
1:57:42
person. So why is he I never do that? He go up or
1:57:47
down? Said? He went up? Hi, he said the dude I
1:57:51
knew he wasn't gang gang because he nodded up. Oh yeah, which I'm
1:57:57
like, that's why because but he doesn't know him. But he meant when
1:58:00
he says, not gangs, and he's not black. Friend, He's like,
1:58:05
I knew he so say I knew he wasn't black. He acknowledged on
1:58:09
blackness. He did not because he nodded up, which is but that's the
1:58:14
right one. Yeah, that's the right that's my bad. Yeah, I'm
1:58:17
like, that's the appropriate nod man. So maybe we might need to put
1:58:23
you under review and get bringing this white man in. He might have vielago
1:58:29
and you just might be dirty. Did you see that video? There was
1:58:33
a random like a TikTok or something. It's like, it's a black white
1:58:36
man, you're a black white man. It was like a man with vielgo.
1:58:42
I'm pretty sure a black white man. You're a black white man.
1:58:45
Light scanner. He was just super light skin. Yeah, because he was
1:58:47
like almost pink. It was weuld have been out by pink. He could
1:58:50
have been albino. Albino. He's probably outbino. Probably you're a black white
1:58:54
man. He said, I'm a what white Michael Jackson? Yeah, cha
1:59:00
Jackson places Anyway, he went from black to white. He died a white
1:59:03
woman. Wow. But we had no problems with it because he made thriller
1:59:10
and bad Angels and uh and Invincible. Invincible is a very highly slipped on
1:59:19
the album. That album start to finish and Mike and Michael Michael, Yeah,
1:59:27
and Ben was last one. You're just naming the Discuy. Everyone keep
1:59:32
going to Jackson's Human Nature Nature and was it Destiny. There was a time
1:59:39
in high school I listened to Kenny scale it for like an hour for some
1:59:43
reason, like the Jackson five. It was like this, It's like to
1:59:50
keep building up. It's like, oh, I feel like Scarecrow. I
2:00:01
feel like you can't we was the first time he got high, got just
2:00:05
got high, musical love everything. If you would have just stayed his face
2:00:12
a bad album, he would have been already fine. But he just completely
2:00:17
went off to rails. Yeah, y'all hear that. Y'all see that TikTok
2:00:20
where he did Ai average voice over mister telephone man? Yeah, who I
2:00:26
sent that to you? Or Elzie man? I sent it to out here,
2:00:30
sent it to me, And I said you sent it to I mean
2:00:32
I got it from Elzie. Yeah, I sent it. I sent it.
2:00:35
Well, yeah, I'm about to play it. I mean I'm telling
2:00:39
this Ai is God damn. Hi sorry yo man, listen. Let the
2:00:53
AI box take over. I want I want it, but we can give
2:00:57
it to me or something like that. Give it Jim, because we're getting
2:01:00
versions of songs that you can never ever get. So it's like, it's
2:01:04
cool. It is cool. But also the way that that person did it,
2:01:08
like they had they did a voice over at Michael Jackson of somebody who
2:01:12
did the cover for Mister Telephone Man. So I actually went and found the
2:01:15
original version of that version, so they layered it and sounded it sounded dope
2:01:20
man, sound really dope. A I I still what were you about to
2:01:27
say? He's about to say something he is, No, I'm just saying
2:01:30
I still like the Kanye West version of the may J Blos song uh was
2:01:38
and I Can't Be Without You? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I
2:01:42
kind of like that over the original. Clear. I don't know why.
2:01:45
I don't know why the original I don't know why. I don't know why.
2:01:50
That's crazy because he's really pushing out them notes. He's not doing anything.
2:01:55
He's not he's not him doing anything like I don't know, I'm sorry,
2:02:00
sorry, Uh, what's your scariest movie of all time? Insidious?
2:02:06
Scariest movie of all time. It's a pretty good one. Citious. The
2:02:11
Conjuring scared the fuck out of me. That was my that's my favorite.
2:02:14
That's scared though, and it was good. I couldn't stop watching it.
2:02:16
You know what else is so scary? I think it's terrifying, bro,
2:02:21
I think it's Nabel. It's an Anabel creation. None of those Anabel movies
2:02:26
scared me. No, the one is actually pretty good. Did you watch
2:02:29
all of them? I saw the first two for sure, I think.
2:02:33
But yeah, Rosewood, what him, Jake black History? Rosewood was fucked
2:02:46
up though. It's a fuck up movie. So the thing about Kennan is
2:02:50
Lama stop. You don't like scared. Keenan is a bit so. I
2:02:53
don't even make it through the movie if it's too scared. Oh my goodness,
2:02:56
now go watch The Conduring. No, bro, But there was one
2:02:59
movie uh uh what's it called? Uh? Fuck? It was with the
2:03:04
Bookie Boogie b bad keep. What's the movie where they were sucking the elevator
2:03:12
devil? Yeah, devil. That movie was fine. It was dumb.
2:03:15
It was so dumb it told last for seconds, old white bit. Yeah,
2:03:20
that scared the shit out of me. Yeah, because that was the
2:03:21
scariest part of the movie was over Yeah, the conjuring. There's a part
2:03:28
where there's two parts that scared the shit out of me. So the one
2:03:30
part where she was hanging on the tree and outside and they like show her
2:03:33
feet and they go up and she just looked fucking insane. And also the
2:03:38
part when they are in the basement and she was floating over the water like
2:03:41
she was like floating like hovering, and then you just like see the face.
2:03:45
What about the part where they're in the the kid's room and then she's
2:03:47
like the things on top of the armoire or whatever you want to call it.
2:03:50
Yeah, that was that got me. That gives me every time almost
2:03:53
Yeah, damn girl. And when there's one part where it was like the
2:03:59
demons starts to show himself like she's closing like a fucking like a mirror cabinet
2:04:04
and it goes he's right behind you and it's just jarring in the red in
2:04:11
the musical listening to Tiny tim that man was a sicko. Yeah, West
2:04:16
scary movies. Did jab actually find funny and not scary? It? Oh
2:04:21
both of them. It won in two. But I will say that one
2:04:26
scene when Yeah, it was like it was. It was hilarious, but
2:04:29
there was some parts that was scary, like when he came out to tell
2:04:31
I mean the fucking projector no that nigga, I almost died. That wasn't
2:04:36
the one for me. The one for me was when they was in the
2:04:40
church and the little paint and ship on the wall just came out just pop.
2:04:43
Oh yeah the only time. Yeah, that's the only time. I
2:04:45
Every other part was the lady right, Yeah, that was the one that
2:04:49
had was it uh like she was it's a leopard. Yeah, yeah,
2:04:55
that was it's a bad thing zeba effect. Also apart he's bleeding barbecue.
2:05:01
So the part with the fire, when the when, the when the like
2:05:06
it was the black kid like that was, yes, the fire and everybody
2:05:11
on the inside was they were trying to reach out to him. Yeah,
2:05:14
that the uh, the one with the cameras, cameras, uh, the
2:05:23
scarimal activity. All those were hilarious. Oh yeah, all of those were
2:05:28
hilarious. Actually there was a scary. A scary moment was the one with
2:05:31
the like all the witches at the end. Yeah, that startled, it
2:05:35
startled me. I'm not gonna say it scared me, Bro, when they
2:05:39
snatched the dog come from I hollered, I because the dog bark her,
2:05:46
her, her, her. That's what got you, Bron. You don't
2:05:56
care about animal Joe. We're not gonna do that because there's couple of people
2:06:00
that laughed at my dog in the last episode. Sorry for your loss,
2:06:04
but sorry, sorry for your loss. Yeah, sorry for his loss.
2:06:11
Gives the ship. Next question, I didn't make the junk. Just then.
2:06:17
We'll keep it on. I like, sound like mother, keep going,
2:06:23
please keeping it on. Movies? What's your most surprising moment in cinema?
2:06:27
Leonardo DiCaprio and The Departed is up there for me? Surprising? What
2:06:31
do you mean, like plot twist, like something you didn't see coming,
2:06:34
have anything? M m damn, there's there's been something, some good ones.
2:06:42
I'm trying to think of something actually stood out. What about six cents
2:06:45
when he was dead the whole time? Watch that I remember that that's the
2:06:49
old one. There's one of the one of the movies that should not spoil
2:06:54
anything. I was gonna say the same thing, but loss. How at
2:06:58
the end of it, after season you realized that they were just that we
2:07:00
said movies. Yeah, Centima, maybe that maybe the small screen. Maybe
2:07:08
that that movie Orphan when you found out she was actually an older woman.
2:07:13
That was that was weird. I was very strange movie. Oh for me,
2:07:16
it's probably Click. Then the Click when he just wakes up and he
2:07:19
was in the store. That movie stressed me the fuck out, bro Like
2:07:24
it was so sad, like holy, so sad, I'm like, and
2:07:29
then he just like, oh whoops, I'm in and beyond it. I
2:07:33
was like, I was going through all these emotions for no reason. Twelve
2:07:38
Yeah. Then the Click with Adam Sandler, m he controlled and he was
2:07:43
like missing moments of his family's life and then like he is old and then
2:07:46
like the note don't work no more or whatever the fuck happened. I don't
2:07:48
know, and he just wakes up at the end. I forgot that he
2:07:53
just wakes up. Watch that you've never seen click, Mike watching you would
2:07:58
love it? Actually, I think that's just type a movie. Love that
2:08:00
what I'm saying. You see the movie Fun with Dick and Jane. Yes,
2:08:03
that's great. That was a great movie. Is that the one with
2:08:07
Jim Carrey? Yes? Yes, is the one with like the insider trading?
2:08:11
Yeah, the company goes over and they start robbing. To Jim Carrey,
2:08:16
he has very few, if any misses as far as comedic movies go,
2:08:22
I don't think he has. Yeah, I don't want to see him
2:08:24
any more than two or three. I don't think his serious movies he'd missed,
2:08:26
Like I've never watched them, but I don't want to see him being
2:08:30
No. No, that one movie where he was obsessed with the number twenty
2:08:33
three, Oh yeah, that was weird, think girl Rooney. I was
2:08:37
weird as hell. I just kept seeing the number twenty three everywhere. I'm
2:08:39
like, what are we doing with? Come on, Jim. It's like
2:08:43
they tried to make butterfly effect again. It just butterfly effect was to go
2:08:48
exactly that ship was fired. They tried to make twenty three the same way,
2:08:50
and I was just like, but then I was like, doesn't make
2:08:52
sense because then there's like some some plot holes where you really go back and
2:08:56
look at the movie thinks like a butterfly continue butterfly flack. That's how I
2:09:01
found out who actually cut you was you don't watch That's how you found out?
2:09:05
You know, you didn't watch that seventy show. Not really, I
2:09:07
didn't watch that seventies. No, but I didn't Watchterfly was before Punks?
2:09:11
Was it? I'm pretty sure because he was still he was heavily acting,
2:09:16
all right, so quick, real quick, before were going to next?
2:09:18
Just selling. If you see a miss right here as far as funny movies,
2:09:22
right fit into it as Ventura. Yeah, the mask Ye dumb and
2:09:26
dumber, Ye, dumb and dumber two. There you go, boom,
2:09:30
Yeah, that's the miss fair enough. I don't see dum dumber three two.
2:09:35
Well there's three in Cable guy Dumb and Dumber Cable guys liar liar,
2:09:45
Yeah, classic film, Me and myself and Irene. Yeah, that's something
2:09:52
he's in the stores about. What's the matter? Too much cheese on the
2:09:56
to We have a we have a price check for clean clean somebody someday with
2:10:05
a hot, hot Philippian Funcus. That's what he said, Philopian, he's
2:10:13
sick. Did we just start sucking that, ladies? Yeah? That looks
2:10:18
and then the big suck when he gets caught. They think he shouldn't when
2:10:24
you're killing the cap bro. That might be his best movie. How did
2:10:30
Grice Stone Christmas? Super Banger, Bruce, Almighty Banger, Older Stinky Banger
2:10:39
Fun with Dick and Jane. Yes Man very slept on. Yes Man,
2:10:43
I saw yes Man, Yeah, yes Man, yes man. He literally
2:10:48
just had to say yesterday. He did like always like so kind of like
2:10:52
liar, liar, but yester penguins ter please, that doesn't count. I
2:10:56
like, mister, I like get I didn't see it, just seem watching
2:11:01
now. I enjoyed. I never watched it again, but I liked it.
2:11:05
Maybe when we get to kick Ass too. I didn't want Dumb and
2:11:09
Dumber two. Yeah, I've never seen leap here. No, nah,
2:11:16
I don't know what that is. You know, I was it's a it's
2:11:18
a movie within the show. You gotta watch thirty Rock. So Butterfly Flick
2:11:26
came out in two thousand and four. Punk started in two thousand and three,
2:11:30
so that's seventy shows been on since like two thousand. I didn't watch
2:11:33
it, and it was due watched that seventy show, but I only watch
2:11:35
how long? Was I dude, where's my watched it when like I came
2:11:39
home and like it was only like this, like the see likely like that
2:11:43
that stuff. I never said that and watched it, but it was on
2:11:46
all right. I mean the clips I see are funny. Yeah, it's
2:11:50
cool. It's a great show. It took a long time for me to
2:11:52
realize that whenever the camera started spinning that they were getting high. Yeah,
2:11:54
that I found that's a sight. I found it out later. I mean,
2:12:00
there's actually smoke in the room, so but they don't show them smoking,
2:12:03
so it's like, oh, what are they doing? I didn't pay
2:12:05
attention to it as a six year old kid, I did not. But
2:12:07
then no, But it wasn't until I pretty much like became an adult and
2:12:11
like went back and watched him, like, ohhh ye makes sense. Ah,
2:12:16
there we go. All right, right, stay on topic with all
2:12:22
these movies. Are y'all going to watch the Flash? Yes? Question?
2:12:26
And then it goes on. If so, I'd love to hear a review.
2:12:28
And if Elsie doesn't watch it, fuck him review it anyway. He
2:12:31
always stops a good review. No ant Man review, it was Spider Man
2:12:35
review. It was another review. But he said, wait, I didn't
2:12:39
see it. I ain't see none of them. Yeah, y'all d s
2:12:43
sha Spider Man anything like wasn't over. I still haven't seen No at Home.
2:12:52
I haven't seen No Way at Home yet. Nah. Almost question twice.
2:12:54
I didn't watch that either, and I gotta watch it. Broa.
2:12:58
The thing was I think I said, like, hype, the hype was
2:13:00
so crazy. Yeah, the hype is so crazy to bring over it.
2:13:03
I was like, yeah, I just give it a fucking break. Yeah,
2:13:05
she wears Jordan's that's not No Way Home Jordans in this one. That's
2:13:13
the Miles Morales Spider Man. The other one, know that, the one
2:13:18
that Spider Man. Yeah, yeah, that nobody. I never watched that.
2:13:22
You should have. I'm gonna I watched most of the Spider Man.
2:13:24
It was a great one. They're great rides, Mike, especially No Way
2:13:31
Home. I'm not really a superhero movie kind of guy. And if I'm
2:13:33
going to do that, I gotta go Marvel because I've been burnt Marvel.
2:13:37
I'm just saying. That's what I'm just saying general, because I've been burnt
2:13:41
by DC. To anything that's DC that's not Batman, I don't want any
2:13:46
part of it, right, I have to watching that goddamn yeah Flash DC.
2:13:48
But like right now I'm hearing some good stuff about yeah we saw we
2:13:52
watched the trailer here. I think I was like, what is this I
2:13:54
want to watch the movie about the Flash the fucking what I mean? Because
2:13:58
the Flash like even an interesting character? Why not Flash Flash Lady started a
2:14:03
whole different universe because the Flashpoint? What what universe? The Flash Flashpoint?
2:14:07
It's comic book stuff. Mike, you wouldn't enjoy it. But I just
2:14:11
feel like he's not a heavy heart of that Desertion movie. It's like a
2:14:13
Daredevil moves. But but the Daredevil shows quality that that Netflix shows and movies,
2:14:24
you know, Okay, yeah, the Daredevil movie was asked, we
2:14:26
made shows about the No, isn't it Isn't that like a poison iving movie
2:14:30
or something like exactly? I wouldn't give a looking about a rookie Harley Quinn
2:14:35
got the movie. Yeah, mister penguins can have a movie. I would
2:14:41
want to see Harley Quinn got a movie because it's Margot Robbie. Yeah,
2:14:45
essentially, Like, I just don't see what's interested. That's also like in
2:14:48
the Big rise of like, you know, women empowerments. So that did
2:14:50
a women have a problem with that? I think I think I think that's
2:14:56
like The Fast and Furious with all the women's Fast and Furious, it's gonna
2:15:01
be a bunch of women just not know how to parallel park, fucking a
2:15:03
big und He's gonna be oops the whole movie. Everybody's fucking go every everybody.
2:15:13
Everybody got curb brush, everybody got fuzzy Will Covers, Oops, Furious
2:15:24
twelve go Around. I'm trying to get over. I don't know, I
2:15:31
don't want maybe maybe I don't like his power just being fast. It's not
2:15:37
a super speed like traveling through time. That's is it really time or is
2:15:41
it like a No, he literally travels back in time. That's that's why
2:15:46
fast Point happened, because he went back in time to change stop his mom
2:15:48
back and then and then it calls just a whole different riff butterfly effect,
2:15:54
if you will, the whole I just feel like that movie is gonna be
2:15:56
riddled with scenes of just everything slow. But he's fast, and it's like
2:16:01
they got Michael Key for an hour, like Michael Keaton. We'll see Mike.
2:16:07
You know who Michael Key is? Yes, he's back. And Batman
2:16:13
is he? Batman? Yes? Batman? Okay, Okay, I'm just
2:16:20
I've only been hearing good things about it, But again I go into all
2:16:24
these dues. Oh no, we we don't. We heard bad things about
2:16:28
the fucking Justice League. We've heard bad things about Birds of Prey. We
2:16:31
we went to early for black for black, Adam, we went their way
2:16:35
to early sucked ass cheeks ass. Next, the rock rooms couldn't get more
2:16:43
serious For the single niggas of the pod was do you ever think you'll find
2:16:50
love again? No? Everybody keeps saying the dating pool has peeing it?
2:16:52
Do you think you'll find some chlorine anytime soon? Wait a minute? What
2:16:58
something cleaning? You know? And the pe people man, I don't know,
2:17:01
its extra bleachy. Yeah, I wouldn't say it has peeing it.
2:17:05
I mean, I'm fine. The people that always say that the dating pools
2:17:09
peeingsually not actively peeing in the pool. Yeah, they're really not good people.
2:17:13
Or they're missing out on the one that's right there under their nose.
2:17:16
You're just not getting to look because they're not what you're They be the problem.
2:17:20
So I wouldn't say it happened to you before. Year brought too many
2:17:24
times. I've been friends don't but I got mine, so got lost high
2:17:28
huh h. Only a nigga who said his friends don't get his friends don't.
2:17:33
No, because no, because niggas used to plow it Saturday because I
2:17:35
got friends on too many times. I forgot about that right the yo yo,
2:17:48
yeah, I would out about that. It was that. That was
2:17:54
like. That was about from the time we was like last year middle school
2:17:58
to early school days thirteen to last year last year, fifteen years of friend
2:18:05
zoning for the nigg in the box see box no box box. But I
2:18:16
don't know if I'll find something, but I'm until we get there. We'll
2:18:20
get there. But this summer having fun m m no, go ahead,
2:18:28
not stitching. Um. So, Mike, you didn't see Spider Man.
2:18:35
Have you watched Invincible? Yes? Of course? Yeah. Second, not
2:18:39
only have I watched Invisible, I read Invincible all right? And Nigga's that's
2:18:46
that's you. I've been telling I've been telling Keenan and he hasn't been listening.
2:18:52
What was you supposed to watch? Wait? What were you supposed Oh
2:18:54
you're supposed to read the new Dragon ball Zi Supermoket and I'm supposed to read
2:18:58
and Chris, yes, and you have and you haven't done either. That's
2:19:01
when we're both slipping. Okay, so you want to it's a character I
2:19:07
don't know if they're gonna cover them this, Michael, you won't know what
2:19:09
we should do. Do it? We should do it. Exchange reading mangas,
2:19:15
but we read them as a gym mm hmmm. On the elliptical or
2:19:20
stationary bike. Either one. We can discuss your choice. We can discuss
2:19:26
that, um, but I don't know if we get covered by this.
2:19:31
It's it's about to get real. Yeah, it already seen little Rag.
2:19:37
We can talk o. It's about to get quisy. Yeah, I'm about
2:19:45
to go back and watch it Invisibles really good. I'm about to go back
2:19:46
and we watch the Boys. I didn't watch the Boys. I have to
2:19:50
watch the Boys. The Boys is really good. Boy, gotta watch the
2:19:54
Boys. You gotta watch Peacemaker. Actually, you are correct, and I've
2:19:58
been looking for some new to watch. That's Joe with John Cena. Right,
2:20:01
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah it Actually he solidifies the fact
2:20:05
that The Rock is probably the worst wrestling actor, like as an actual actor.
2:20:09
It goes Dave Batista, excuse his first He's better than the Rock and
2:20:13
the acting. Why I don't think I've seen his recent performances have been good.
2:20:18
Recent performances some serious movies lately as yea, what what the fucking Marvel
2:20:24
comics where he doesn't really speak in the fucking m Night Shamalan, the other
2:20:30
one with the Passifier, where where he pretty much did John Cen his movie
2:20:35
he did the Pascifier. No, that was The Rock or the it was.
2:20:37
He pretty much did a movie that Nello Wrestler already did. I was
2:20:41
taking a kid in care of a white kid. Vin Diesel, Yes,
2:20:45
I prefer him his acting because the Rock always acts as himself. That's it
2:20:50
now. But Early Rock, no Giron Gang. That's what I'm saying.
2:20:56
Early Early became a block buzzer star. That's that's when he stopped trying.
2:21:01
But hasn't Donne. There's charisma. The reason why the Rock got here now
2:21:07
is because he put him back then where he started getting that fast, furious
2:21:09
money. Yeah that's yeah, you know. And then he did like I'll
2:21:15
just judge him on his current work. He did five fire movies where he
2:21:18
was wearing the same outfit in each movie, Jungle Cruise, back to you
2:21:24
know what. It really fucked up. Honestly, I'm not and I love
2:21:26
him. Once he started linking up with Kevin Hart, Rock that's when his
2:21:31
movie started. That's when he started focusing. That's around that point is when
2:21:35
the movie. No, it was definitely before him, but that solidified it.
2:21:39
Okay, that solidified it was tried. He was real. I really
2:21:45
liked him in Greenhid Game Not listen the rock was doing his thing for a
2:21:48
hot cool. I liked him in the Rundown with the Rundown is good Sean
2:21:54
William Scott. Yes, under yes, it's the fact it ruined everything.
2:22:01
A matter of fact. Somebody even even broke it down on TikTok with Vin
2:22:07
Diesel. He had more charisma and more facial expressions than anything. And then
2:22:15
it wasn't until Fast five it just went away. It just and I like
2:22:22
the Scorpion King Mike Mike, like Keenan said, it was the early Center.
2:22:28
I'm just looking at this. These movies stink. Ben Diesel don't do
2:22:33
shit in the Fast movies. Journey Tod the Center of the Earth. No,
2:22:37
no, no, no no. He was in Wide I Get married
2:22:41
too for like a hot second. That doesn't count the other guys on hot
2:22:43
second. She It's a lot of these Race to which Mountain. It started
2:22:50
getting funny around two thousand eleven. I'd satan two thous in tending Forward.
2:23:00
I mean, yeah, two thousand and ten and Forward Fast Movies. Yes,
2:23:03
two thousand and ten and Forward. It's been over a decade. Yes,
2:23:09
Now, let's look at Bautistas. I wasn't saying that. I was
2:23:11
just saying he's been drags his whole career, drags and not drags. A
2:23:16
matter of fact, he was in the glass onion. He was he had
2:23:22
a performance, he had a row, he had some lines. Yeah,
2:23:26
he showed up to work. Yeah. Bautista's a picture on Wikipedia is crazy,
2:23:31
is it? Why do you do that to boy? Oh? Wow?
2:23:37
Nuts? He looks like he does a lot of couples. That's just
2:23:39
what it looks like. It looks like that juice stup rocker yet been ship.
2:23:46
He ain't really been. Not to put to put if you would have
2:23:50
put John seeing that at first, sure, but I'll take Johnson over Batista.
2:23:58
Yeah. John Ceen is a better actor than Batista. Yeah, is
2:24:01
a better actor than he's been in the game longer, at least, I
2:24:05
don't know. I don't know at the time. Yeah, at this point,
2:24:09
right right now, yes, I don't. So it depends. It
2:24:16
depends if it's Dwayne the Rocks film, it's gonna be asked his acting is
2:24:22
gonna be fucked. But if he auditioned for it and somebody else's film actor
2:24:26
where he has no saying yeah, I don't think it'd be bad. So
2:24:31
like for Ballers, like his acting in Ballers wasn't bad, but that's not
2:24:35
because it wasn't the Rock show. He was on the show. No,
2:24:39
it wasn't. Yeah, it was a show. I'm pretty sure he wanted
2:24:41
to produce. Damn he took that to fuck never mind, I bring it
2:24:43
back. It was pretty stiff that you liked you, Like I said,
2:24:46
it wasn't. I didn't like it, but it was cool. It was
2:24:52
my dad, really I did not like it was Okay, Denzel's son,
2:24:54
and that was pretty good to me. That was just a show that came
2:24:56
on at the Game of Thrones. Yeah, and I felt like it wants
2:25:00
to be like a more edgy the game pretty much. It was trying to
2:25:03
be like, yeah, it was trying to make a garage but for exactly
2:25:07
exactly, Yeah that's what I saw that. So yeah, so I will
2:25:13
say, yeah, The Rock still got that type of right now. Okay,
2:25:18
sure, but that's it. That's it when it comes to wrestling.
2:25:22
This dose three right, Yeah, Randy Orton too. I think he asked
2:25:26
Rady or does what I ask j W. I've really been acting like that.
2:25:31
It's like stone Coles more than ye Goldberg too. Oh yeah, Goberg
2:25:39
go Berger, sneaky little you're talking about me, you Goburg and doing nothing.
2:25:43
I don't want to talking. I mean him and stood. I don't
2:25:46
know, all right, man, I don't know, all right, Mike,
2:25:50
Okay, next lines and what the Batissa is that? But Batista has
2:25:58
been the headline of movies. Goldberg has never been the headline of movies.
2:26:01
He's been all right, Mike, I'll just move on the next question.
2:26:07
We don't have to talk about the next you gonna be like, oh,
2:26:11
ray Material was a feature then something? Oh I'd love to see ray masterio
2:26:16
as Okay. This kind of ties into what we were talking about earlier with
2:26:22
the houses. Hey NTS pod. Once you got that first paycheck, at
2:26:28
your first first paycheck, what was your first big boy purchase? Big boy
2:26:33
big boy purchase? Uhr? A MacBook? A MacBook? Yeah? How
2:26:39
much more do you watch on that? Almost chill my boy? Chill,
2:26:43
chill, that's oh, I think maybe my PS four. Mmmm, that's
2:26:48
a good one. My first I felt good, like just getting that all
2:26:52
my ound didn't have to I didn't ask him, like talk to nobody.
2:26:54
I just got in a car, got it, and I was like,
2:26:56
yeah, that came back gold. Yeah exactly. Yeah. No. My
2:27:00
first one was a MacBook when I graduated high school. Work two jobs for
2:27:03
that ship, damn because back when uh minimum wage with seven fifteen he was
2:27:09
working like a Slavey we get a MacBook. That's great, working double doubles.
2:27:15
First big boy purchase um probably something DJ related, probably like some speakers
2:27:20
or something. But I just bought a new turn Tate were like control that.
2:27:26
It's called a Pioneer Rev seven end. It's gold. It's gold.
2:27:31
You can just google that and see how much that was a pretty And then
2:27:37
my my my real big boy purchase will be when I finally get my house.
2:27:41
Yeah, house is next, or apartment, condeo, townhouse, whatever
2:27:45
comes first, to get the job first. Wow, So you're gonna do
2:27:50
it twice today? That's like the third time I actually do it twice today.
2:27:52
That was one of the questions I was to say it but that was
2:27:54
one we don't want to answer. It said, how did Keenan's thirty day
2:27:58
sabbatical turn into thirty months? Thirty months? And the thing is bro I
2:28:03
swear like not like when party the party flyers have like start seven o'clock in
2:28:09
question mark question mark. That's just so bad. How many question marks is
2:28:13
that? It's about? It's at least ship. It's only on the back
2:28:18
of the flyer. It's only funny because you're good and yeah, we know
2:28:20
that. That's literally the only to be honest. I'm never gonna lie to
2:28:24
you. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's because this abouts to sound
2:28:31
so black. It's myself so nigga, okay, put your rag on this
2:28:35
one. Oh yeah, let me go over top. Yeah, like I
2:28:39
put the flap over on the front. Flaps on the front now, because
2:28:41
that's what the young niggas do, is he really? Yeah? Yeah,
2:28:43
they put so so now the flaps here on top of your head man.
2:28:50
Yeah, anyway, good. I don't want to work anymore. That's why
2:28:54
I haven't really like put my foot down. I think I want to work,
2:28:58
You think any of us want to work. It's just none of the
2:29:01
well Honestly, man, I'm great, it's I just don't want to do
2:29:05
it. The shame has got to be running in that's true. Oh I
2:29:09
didn't have the DJ listen. I'm just keeping the persona that I got money.
2:29:13
But they starting to get a little tight over here. I'm sure year
2:29:20
definitely get a little tight. It's getting closer to a year than not touching
2:29:22
things that shouldn't have been touching. But maybe the post I made today was
2:29:26
a little mud Maybe you listening to Kim Kardashians work work work in court was
2:29:37
like right, how right worked? He said, you didn't want to go
2:29:43
to the gym either, Like, No, I didn't go to the gym.
2:29:46
Take because my body was just tired. I was playing on doing exactly
2:29:52
now one thing I do. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to
2:29:56
the gym. That's that's one of the reasons why I lead a house which
2:29:58
you get tired for what thinking? My body? So are you almost done?
2:30:05
What you're like? So like I've been done. It's just that like
2:30:07
like, yeah, I just have to just continue, just ask stuff to
2:30:11
my portfolio that I've been working with my brother, and it's just that I
2:30:13
just haven't been doing it because I don't want to go to work. Stuff.
2:30:20
You gotta right, it's right, you gotta get started out eventually.
2:30:24
Listen like once, Oh, you know what you can do. You can
2:30:26
design our website. I already started that. I already showed you. So
2:30:31
you ain't gonna finish that for a long time. No, it's not not
2:30:35
finish it, but I already got the concept mocked up all that stuff,
2:30:39
like a year from now. Yeah, finished, Come on, it's it's
2:30:43
a nice little John too already say. Last question? Yea last question.
2:30:48
It's a doozy. It's a thick one on the bottom. It's it's random.
2:30:54
Do you think aliens are vegan? Please do another question? Please do
2:31:01
another question? A real started. I got our tour dates on here.
2:31:05
You want to dates, you want join the Patreon all that stuff. We
2:31:07
don't have any tour dates. They don't know that. Yeah. No,
2:31:11
if aliens can't be vegan anybody, I don't think we got the members one
2:31:16
plants today all their social media can make them. No, you have to
2:31:18
think if an alien race was able to evolve and get here, they have
2:31:22
to be hot, like high enough scientifically that they could probably just make their
2:31:26
own food. That's true. We make their own food, make their own
2:31:30
food, make their own food. It's like like food like the death,
2:31:35
like like like make the molecules to ya, they came in from light years
2:31:41
away. They can make food exactly. Who said they can't? Exactly?
2:31:45
Who are you, Michael, to say they can't? You said your eyes
2:31:48
torching? Just I don't know, just my react. Please all right,
2:31:56
it's more of a real question. Might have been answered already. But whatever,
2:32:01
given that the majority of you guys stay in the same neighborhood, not
2:32:03
really or damn near thirty, why won't you guys just get a house or
2:32:07
apartment together? What is the reason and what would make you consider it?
2:32:11
We've actually never even thought about that because because one, uh, I never
2:32:18
even at least you three, I wouldn't I would live with Keenan. I
2:32:24
just never thought about it. Oh yeah, I've never even It's never even
2:32:26
crossed my mind. I don't know why I would live with Mike. I
2:32:30
just never thought about it. I just never even I had roommates. I
2:32:35
said, I don't want a roommate. No more so that his room that
2:32:41
was different. To look at that eye, it was and now they hate
2:32:48
each other a little bit. There's a little layer of hate. Were still
2:32:54
talking, We're still talking Millennium drive group chat. Sure, but it's it's
2:33:00
still funny. It's residue of like bad taste bad. It's definitely bad.
2:33:07
There's no way. It's all that whole thing with the fucking I would I
2:33:11
don't even that wasn't my house. And I still mad with the whole fucking
2:33:16
the George former George. That made me very mad and I don't live There
2:33:22
was the watermelon you was that that was in too? That the watermelon got
2:33:26
left out on the counter. Yeah, went on the cruise and came back.
2:33:28
It was riding all over the counter and Rob was there. I'm like,
2:33:31
so you didn't want to clean that up? He was like, it
2:33:33
wasn't my watermelon. I'm like, so you leave it there, pure and
2:33:37
sandy. You gotta be a fucking sick of to walk by a riding watermelon
2:33:41
in your house. And what makes it, what makes it crazier is wasn't
2:33:46
Rob's room the one that was downstairs right next to the kitchen. Yes,
2:33:50
walk past it every day. A type of fruit flies flying around that bitch
2:33:54
crazy? What the fuck yeah, it was it mine, Like, I
2:33:58
didn't know what to do with it. It's rotten, throw it away.
2:34:01
What the fuck is he gonna do and come back and do with it?
2:34:05
Eat it like a Sunday? What the fuck the fires coming out of it?
2:34:11
Can you do the key? The joys forming again? Yeah? So
2:34:16
so, uh my roommates, Uh, they were child like. They were
2:34:20
like really like baby their whole life, so like they didn't know how to
2:34:22
cook. So I was teaching the one roommate and they shown how to cook
2:34:28
fish. Man. Okay, Hey, maybe I think it's a full joan.
2:34:31
But different people now exactly and don't listen to it's like the heart.
2:34:37
They don't support black business, and even if they do, they damns aren't
2:34:39
making it this far. The nidd facts. So uh, we was making
2:34:45
uh sway fish one night and I'm like, all right, all you gotta
2:34:48
do a season your joan and like spray the grill so it don't stick,
2:34:54
and it puts fish on there and cook it's okay. He didn't want to
2:34:58
wait for it to thaw out, so he put a half frozen jawn on
2:35:01
there and then without spraying, without spraying, and they start to stick.
2:35:05
He's like a Kenyan. I don't know what to do. I don't know
2:35:07
what to do. It's sticking, it's breaking apart, and unplugged it and
2:35:11
then he left me to go get food. And then he just left it
2:35:13
there. So I'm like, they sure you're not gonna get it. He's
2:35:18
like, oh, I'll get it. Rob was there, I mean,
2:35:20
Mike was there. When you know he left to go get food. I
2:35:24
think you came back like a week or so later week and it was still
2:35:28
there. It was still there, a piece of fish on a George Foreman
2:35:31
grill. Yes. A week yes, So I'm like, they show I'm
2:35:35
not touching that. You're going to clean that up? My mind. I
2:35:39
left like it was like a Saturday or I was there. I left enjoyed
2:35:48
the week of my life. Then I came back in the same God.
2:35:54
I was fucking shocked and amazed. When I saw it. I was like,
2:35:58
I said, Kennan, you fish again. He said no, and
2:36:01
I was like, what the you mean no. He's like, so that
2:36:07
must mean I'm looking at Yes, Michael, you're looking at the same goddamn
2:36:13
fish and forming grill you did a week ago. And I saved Keenan,
2:36:18
get the fuck. It's no way you. It's amazing you haven't put hands
2:36:24
in feet because I would be putting hands. And I know I'm not the
2:36:30
cleanest guy, like I'm not the tiniest freaking dude, but that's just disgusting.
2:36:37
I'm above anything that could potentially bring in animals anything, like I'll listen,
2:36:45
I'll be real, I'll leave some dishes in the sink for a day
2:36:48
or two or whatever, but once it it will never get to the point
2:36:52
where it's even bordering flies coming around or animals, anything, just anything living
2:37:00
stickiness, stick up, a whole piece of fish bro a whole piece of
2:37:05
fish bro burnt like star could have got damn forman grin. Maybe that's all.
2:37:11
There's no no flies because it was that burn. It was so burnt.
2:37:13
It was just Chargo there from the second when he asked him or he
2:37:18
was working, Oh no, he was there. He was there. And
2:37:22
when I kee, I mean, when I tell you this is the foreman
2:37:26
Grin, the siks right there, right fucking there, he don't even nothing.
2:37:33
So I think maybe seeing that was like, okay, I don't even
2:37:39
if I even like these are my my main main niggas. I don't want
2:37:41
to do this. Yeah, so and then that now at this point thirty
2:37:46
yeah, no no, because then beginning to that streamer house club, and
2:37:52
I don't want that. I don't care about I don't care about I don't
2:37:54
care about that. I think it's what you make it like, when you
2:37:58
just gotta be annults. That's I think that's the ideal way to do it.
2:38:01
Yeah, I think it would make it would make sense for us.
2:38:03
But we wouldn't be doing that for at least the three of us. If
2:38:07
we do that, if we were all single, what do you think it's
2:38:11
gonna be? Why are you trying to turn this into a brothel? Nobody
2:38:13
said that's why I don't want it to be a brothel. Huh. But
2:38:20
you know, because people have relationships. I see what he means. Everybody
2:38:26
wants to like you know, that's just that's not just the rule. Yeah,
2:38:30
yeah, that's the room now. Hell no, no, I wouldn't
2:38:33
even want to know, you know, going there. No, I ain't.
2:38:37
I ain't about that. Like still in this living room, yea,
2:38:41
yeah, I'll be right back. I'll go get you. You just sit
2:38:43
here, don't sit on that couch. Never know what you might see.
2:38:48
Mike's walking around in the moo moo, no draws that thing moving in the
2:38:54
bag. You don't want to worry about that. Then your girl might leave
2:38:58
you. Yeah, following the old lady from Robots. Definitely definitely don't want
2:39:07
to Definitely don't want that. All right, here, we got anything else
2:39:11
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Everything's in the lake tree. Anything else you a gentleman might want to
2:40:30
add. Nah, n my fellow Lakers fans won't get them eventually. No,
2:40:37
you won't get them ever again. Yeah, it's over. That's I
2:40:39
don't know way he brought that up. It's football season. No, it's
2:40:43
pretty that'sh it for you too, because you ain't got no skin in the
2:40:46
game no more either this football season. You don't got no skin in that
2:40:50
game. Ain't got no Scantasy football, none of the games. Who's your
2:40:52
football? The Saints get back to the Yeah he might whenn't they ask?
2:41:03
Good job? I don't know. Um, yeah, gotta start mooing for
2:41:09
Sean Payton. I just killed the whole vibe. Man. I was just
2:41:11
saying, I mean, I know some people ask me whant to announce it
2:41:16
next Saturday, June third, I'll be a Harris what's up the pool next
2:41:20
Saturday? Now, this upcoming Saturday at the following June third, all right,
2:41:24
reserve my third six. I'm serious. I'm dead seriousdude. Okay,
2:41:31
I got weekends off now pulling up, bring the camera cinematic. It's fucking
2:41:41
little bad y. Huh how do you do that? What the fuck?
2:41:50
Wow? He said, no, no, that's okay. No, no,
2:41:50
no, no, you said June sixth, third third third third.
2:41:54
That's a Saturday. Yeah, June third, twelve to six. Damn,
2:41:58
that's a six. Yeah. There's a couple of us be there. Oh
2:42:01
yeah, we're gonna get a section. Am I get a section? Talk
2:42:05
about this later? Yeah I can. Yeah, we'll talk about that.
2:42:09
We're gonna say less. Yeah, I'm there. I don't even get ahead.
2:42:13
Boy, But um, that's all right, that's it. That's that's
2:42:18
that. Then make sure um yeah, say hi, make sure. I
2:42:26
guess we gotta put in turn baby qu's name at name in the and the
2:42:31
information. Uh, we'll see if he shows up next week. Yeah,
2:42:35
I'm anybody for friend to talk to your supervisor. Gotta those contracts, okay,
2:42:43
Oh he sign a contract yet? We got you know, yeah,
2:42:46
we ain't gotta ask the true parental Yeah, we'll get there. We got
2:42:52
wet thank you yet? So he don't even notices happening. We'll get him
2:42:56
now what my my brothers around them knickcrack. All right, Sean, we'll
2:43:03
see y'all. I don't know. I wouldn't ever we see you, I
2:43:07
guess any guy, guy, And now we can really don't want to ye,
2:43:24
I want to do because I'm at the age now where oh that's nothing.
2:43:28
I don't I don't just want to be with common people. I have
2:43:31
to get I have to get that. I'll never be general population. It's
2:43:37
definitely always been that way, but now it's just like its litter shouldn't have
2:43:46
been. But we were there, that was lit, and then we were
2:43:50
sucking cake in a bunch of all these people. We would shoulder shoulder shoulder
2:43:56
shoulder. We were. But then it shot the Corey who a little Google
2:44:00
magic money. He came out, give us yep lets, gave us one
2:44:03
of those. We were no longer common folk, we were no longer colm
2:44:07
folk. And we got that that six Sean, Yeah, very good.
2:44:11
We got that three bout three sections. Yeah it was a small section,
2:44:13
but we had to. We had toddle up in that bitch where we made
2:44:16
it home. We packed in it like some mess against all. Right then
2:44:22
blackman okay, sectional or weally section, We we get it. We get
2:44:31
that ross bar, we get them high either the the key bar. We're
2:44:37
gonna get them before them shut us down. Baby, let's go. Goodbye,