Latest / The Big Cunty Couch / Haus of Mouse w/ Kiko Soirée & Garth. | TBCC Ep. 25
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- 0:00SPEAKER_06: Coming up on the big c couch.
- 0:02SPEAKER_07: I thought for a second we all heard a mouse.
- 0:04SPEAKER_06: That'd be amazing.
- 0:05SPEAKER_06: And it's like on my nail.
- 0:06SPEAKER_06: I actually saw a mouse.
- 0:11SPEAKER_03: It's on the wall.
- 0:12SPEAKER_00: What do you mean it's on the wall?
- 0:13SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, you're right.
- 0:14SPEAKER_05: Okay, what are we gonna do?
- 0:15SPEAKER_00: We're gonna continue the episode.
- 0:18SPEAKER_03: No, it was climbing up.
- 0:19SPEAKER_03: It was yeah.
- 0:19SPEAKER_03: No, it's down.
- 0:21SPEAKER_03: It's working its way down.
- 0:22SPEAKER_03: I don't want to shoot this.
- 0:23SPEAKER_06: It's my therapist.
- 0:24SPEAKER_06: Why is it so visible?
- 0:26SPEAKER_06: Garth.
- 0:27SPEAKER_06: I know.
- 0:28SPEAKER_06: Don't hurt Derek.
- 0:29SPEAKER_06: Stick around.
- 0:39SPEAKER_06: Is this shoe ready?
- 0:43SPEAKER_06: You can't say one.
- 0:45SPEAKER_06: You have to be like three, two.
- 0:48SPEAKER_06: Three, two.
- 0:50SPEAKER_06: Yes, that's what we need.
- 0:52SPEAKER_06: It's that silent one that really uh gets me ready.
- 0:55SPEAKER_05: Ready to be on camera, yeah.
- 0:57SPEAKER_05: Hello! My dear.
- 0:59SPEAKER_05: My eye's watering.
- 1:01SPEAKER_05: Oh, I can see it.
- 1:01SPEAKER_05: There's like a single tear.
- 1:03SPEAKER_06: Well, it goes with this gophlin.
- 1:05SPEAKER_05: Put it on on camera, yeah.
- 1:06SPEAKER_06: It's a gophy, it's it's Tumblr Girl.
- 1:08SPEAKER_06: Uh it's so annoying when you have a watery eye day.
- 1:11SPEAKER_06: One of our guests wears like makeup, so I need to talk to her about this.
- 1:15SPEAKER_05: We'll save, yeah, we'll save that for uh for the frustrating.
- 1:18SPEAKER_05: For the merge.
- 1:19SPEAKER_06: There's nothing to do.
- 1:19SPEAKER_06: Sometimes your eye just decides to be horrible, a horrible person.
- 1:23SPEAKER_05: What's more annoying, a watery eye or a runny nose in drag?
- 1:27SPEAKER_06: Watery eye.
- 1:28SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:28SPEAKER_06: Because you can fix a runny nose.
- 1:30SPEAKER_05: Because what what you do for a runny nose is you stick a q tip up there and like suck in and move it around.
- 1:34SPEAKER_05: I I've done that for fun one time, just to be like, what's it like?
- 1:36SPEAKER_05: And it does not feel satisfying at all.
- 1:38SPEAKER_05: Like to me, that's like that might be worse.
- 1:40SPEAKER_05: It's giving um my chemical romance.
- 1:42SPEAKER_05: The tier.
- 1:43SPEAKER_05: The tier to be.
- 1:44SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:45SPEAKER_05: Well, is this who are you wearing and what is your problem?
- 1:46SPEAKER_05: Well, dress yourself first.
- 1:48SPEAKER_05: I'm Gina Bugatti.
- 1:49SPEAKER_05: And I'm Mike Fales, and this is the big cunty couch.
- 1:52SPEAKER_06: Woo-woo! Who am I wearing and what is my problem?
- 1:56SPEAKER_06: Good questione.
- 1:58SPEAKER_06: Um, this is an overpriced dress.
- 2:01SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
- 2:02SPEAKER_05: It's it's selkie.
- 2:03SPEAKER_05: Selkie, yeah.
- 2:04SPEAKER_06: Which is this brand that for whatever reason has like thinks they're like a couture house, uh, but they're not.
- 2:11SPEAKER_06: Because this is like cheap.
- 2:12SPEAKER_06: When we got it, it was sort of like, oh, oh.
- 2:15SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's like embarrassing how much it was.
- 2:17SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's embarrassing how much it was, but for what it is.
- 2:22SPEAKER_06: I'm not living for the ankle strap.
- 2:24SPEAKER_06: That's what I'm unfortunate.
- 2:25SPEAKER_06: And also now that I'm sitting, we went for a knee high because it's like suggested schoolgirl, but it's a little it's kind of giving white tights like when it's like that.
- 2:33SPEAKER_06: Or we'll fix it after your break.
- 2:36SPEAKER_06: Um, so that's who I'm wearing.
- 2:38SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's very um, I was saying that it was like this is what Gina she reapplies to Catholic school to get her to get her GED, and everyone's like, you don't need to wear this.
- 2:45SPEAKER_06: And she's like, a little cruel intentions.
- 2:47SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
- 2:48SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
- 2:49SPEAKER_05: Somehow.
- 2:49SPEAKER_06: Full of drugs and secrets.
- 2:51SPEAKER_06: Wait, though, my problem is maybe I need to quit smoking because my neck, again, it's back to my neck, it looks so thick.
- 2:57SPEAKER_06: I was looking at like footage and I was like, why is my neck the size of your waist?
- 3:02SPEAKER_05: So you so in your mind, you think your neck is wide because it's inflamed from cigarettes?
- 3:06SPEAKER_05: And we.
- 3:07SPEAKER_06: Doesn't that sound kind of like legit?
- 3:10SPEAKER_06: I mean, I if you're smoking too much, I think a side effect would be like big neck?
- 3:14SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 3:14SPEAKER_06: Big big neck.
- 3:16SPEAKER_06: Maybe.
- 3:17SPEAKER_06: May cause big neck syndrome.
- 3:19SPEAKER_06: Check the pattern.
- 3:20SPEAKER_06: How many I got at?
- 3:20SPEAKER_06: Because I was watching like the dailies of our last episode.
- 3:23SPEAKER_06: I was like, dear God.
- 3:25SPEAKER_06: I've talked about this before, but it needs to be corseted.
- 3:28SPEAKER_06: And also, my problem is that I'm still hungover from two days ago because you turned 20.
- 3:33SPEAKER_06: 28.
- 3:33SPEAKER_05: Well, this is I've been thinking about this recently.
- 3:35SPEAKER_05: It's like, how low can I actually go what and have it still be believable?
- 3:39SPEAKER_05: And I 34.
- 3:40SPEAKER_05: I think it's 34.
- 3:41SPEAKER_05: And that's it's that's I I'll take it because I think 34 is as low as it can go without people being like, you're fucking lying.
- 3:46SPEAKER_06: What about me?
- 3:47SPEAKER_06: What about me as a boy?
- 3:48SPEAKER_05: 29.
- 3:49SPEAKER_06: Woohoo, that's kind of fun.
- 3:51SPEAKER_06: What about me as Gina?
- 3:52SPEAKER_06: Like, we've talked about this.
- 3:53SPEAKER_06: We don't know how old she's gonna be.
- 3:54SPEAKER_06: She's perpetually 32.
- 3:56SPEAKER_05: She's in her 30s, yeah.
- 3:56SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 3:57SPEAKER_06: She's 32 or 29.
- 3:58SPEAKER_06: No, she's in her we'll ask the guests.
- 4:01SPEAKER_06: She works at um a pet store.
- 4:04SPEAKER_06: Yeah, she she walks her fish every day.
- 4:07SPEAKER_06: She loves um reading to the puppies, you know.
- 4:10SPEAKER_06: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
- 4:12SPEAKER_06: I'm wearing a kooky look today.
- 4:14SPEAKER_06: You are always in a kooky look.
- 4:15SPEAKER_01: Well, hey, I'm I feel like you know, I love your style.
- 4:18SPEAKER_05: Thank you, but I feel like you are playing a trick on me because I was like, this is a Versace shirt that I bought for myself.
- 4:23SPEAKER_05: It was too small, so I gave it to you.
- 4:25SPEAKER_05: What an amazing gift.
- 4:26SPEAKER_05: So nice.
- 4:27SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I haven't worn it.
- 4:27SPEAKER_05: Um, and I was like, You can't seem to find the occasion.
- 4:29SPEAKER_05: And then you got me this Diet Coke hat, and I was like, Oh yeah, I feel like some data.
- 4:33SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I feel like I I keep wanting to say that.
- 4:35SPEAKER_06: You can't.
- 4:35SPEAKER_05: But we'll wait, we'll wait till I guess come on.
- 4:37SPEAKER_05: I said, Oh, a Versace Diet Coke, I feel like that's kind of fun.
- 4:39SPEAKER_05: But then I didn't really have a pair of pants to wear, so I was like, Oh, I have black these black shorts, let me pop on these um sock garters and sheer socks for like a horny thing.
- 4:46SPEAKER_05: And I was like, I don't think they all go together, but you were like, do it.
- 4:48SPEAKER_05: And that's why I'm like, are you playing a trick on me?
- 4:50SPEAKER_06: No, I'm not tricking you to look crazy.
- 4:53SPEAKER_06: I just think in general, you do dress kooky on here and even in real life, like out in nature.
- 5:00SPEAKER_06: I like to have a little fun.
- 5:01SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 5:02SPEAKER_06: But I I think you should know that you're giving kookie a little, like a couple clicks of kookie.
- 5:06SPEAKER_05: Okay, well, I mean, I would be insane if I didn't think I was giving cookie.
- 5:09SPEAKER_05: You're right, you're right.
- 5:10SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 5:10SPEAKER_06: But wait, I got you that Diet Coke hat in Atlanta.
- 5:13SPEAKER_06: You did?
- 5:13SPEAKER_06: Because you were like, no one gets me gifts.
- 5:15SPEAKER_06: But then at the same time, you're really hard to like get anything for because you don't want anything and you don't like anything or anyone.
- 5:21SPEAKER_06: Weren't you like debating between like Sprite?
- 5:23SPEAKER_06: I was like, you should wear this tiny little girl's uh tank top that said sprite.
- 5:27SPEAKER_05: And then you got mad at you.
- 5:28SPEAKER_05: Sprite on black.
- 5:29SPEAKER_05: But they got mad at you for like looking at your children's clothing because they were like, you're a freedom.
- 5:32SPEAKER_06: No, they got yeah, they got mad at me because I tried on a Diet Coke belly shirt.
- 5:36SPEAKER_05: And uh this is in like the Coke headquarters in Atlanta, right?
- 5:39SPEAKER_05: Like in the market.
- 5:40SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
- 5:40SPEAKER_06: I was there for a job.
- 5:41SPEAKER_06: My boss mayor was like, how does she know if it was for you?
- 5:44SPEAKER_06: Why would she be mad?
- 5:45SPEAKER_06: I'm like, no, I I did try it on.
- 5:47SPEAKER_06: She wanted me dead.
- 5:48SPEAKER_06: And I was like, you know what?
- 5:49SPEAKER_06: It's ironic.
- 5:50SPEAKER_06: And yeah, I I'm a little chubby for a belly shirt, but I'm taking this back to Bushwreck.
- 5:55SPEAKER_06: She didn't she doesn't know.
- 5:57SPEAKER_06: She doesn't know Bushwreck yet.
- 5:58SPEAKER_05: My problem is also the second day hangover from my birthday, which is so cool to even have to talk about.
- 6:04SPEAKER_05: Party was fun.
- 6:05SPEAKER_04: That was fun.
- 6:06SPEAKER_05: It was like friends and fam vibes.
- 6:08SPEAKER_05: Uh, we went to loafers.
- 6:09SPEAKER_05: Loafers.
- 6:10SPEAKER_06: Prior to loafers, we went to an Italian dinner, and then prior to that, on your actual or near your actual at another Italian dinner.
- 6:15SPEAKER_06: So because of your birthday, I've like ballooned.
- 6:17SPEAKER_05: Well, okay, so my birthday, you're ballooning, the cigarettes are making your neck balloon.
- 6:22SPEAKER_05: What's the third excuse?
- 6:23SPEAKER_05: The moon.
- 6:24SPEAKER_05: We'll find out.
- 6:25SPEAKER_05: The air.
- 6:26unknown: The air.
- 6:27SPEAKER_05: Like Kiko said, the air quality isn't right.
- 6:29SPEAKER_05: It's not right.
- 6:30SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 6:30SPEAKER_05: Uh that's my that's one of my problems.
- 6:32SPEAKER_05: But I guess my other problem is like, and just like that is my problem.
- 6:35SPEAKER_05: I finally have come back around full circle circle to hating it completely again.
- 6:39SPEAKER_05: Why?
- 6:40SPEAKER_05: It was finally good.
- 6:41SPEAKER_05: I was like, in my mind, I'm like, oh, okay, they've committed to Carrie and Aiden.
- 6:44SPEAKER_05: They're gonna find a way to make it make sense on the show, and now they've just decided that it's over.
- 6:48SPEAKER_05: And Carrie doesn't even care.
- 6:50SPEAKER_05: So, like, why are we supposed to care?
- 6:51SPEAKER_05: We're supposed to be ha like jumping for joy.
- 6:54SPEAKER_05: I don't know what they think we want.
- 6:56SPEAKER_05: I don't know what they want.
- 6:57SPEAKER_05: We don't want Peace Day and Aiden.
- 6:59SPEAKER_05: He looks like something's wrong.
- 7:00SPEAKER_06: I call him that because of his tidy whiteies, which I like.
- 7:03SPEAKER_06: I think tighty tidy whiteys are hot, but he has big Peace Stain energy.
- 7:07SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 7:07SPEAKER_06: Peace in Aiden is out of the picture, and I'm happy for our girl Carrie.
- 7:11SPEAKER_06: You know what I was thinking?
- 7:12SPEAKER_06: There's no way uh Kim Cottrell doesn't hate watch it.
- 7:16SPEAKER_06: At the very least, hate watch.
- 7:17SPEAKER_06: She might watch just out of curiosity, but I I mean, at least it's like a hate a hate watch is happening here here or there.
- 7:23SPEAKER_05: I'm like, what if she loves it?
- 7:24SPEAKER_05: What if she's like really disappointed?
- 7:26SPEAKER_05: The door's always open.
- 7:27SPEAKER_05: I'd be I wouldn't be surprised if it got canceled.
- 7:29SPEAKER_05: I I really don't think it can go anywhere else.
- 7:32SPEAKER_05: I don't even know.
- 7:33SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
- 7:33SPEAKER_06: But what I do know is that Carrie loves to feature her boobs, and I love I really respect that.
- 7:37SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 7:38SPEAKER_06: Because like one might not guess that she would like that, but she knows how to display those.
- 7:43SPEAKER_06: She loves a little like boossier and colour.
- 7:46SPEAKER_06: Yeah, she really loves it.
- 7:47SPEAKER_06: It's really fun.
- 7:47SPEAKER_06: Bust those out.
- 7:48SPEAKER_06: But and also that's the best part, maybe.
- 7:50SPEAKER_05: You you you texted me that and it was it was that screenshot of her like crossing the street to dinner.
- 7:55SPEAKER_06: I just left Peace Stand Aiden and now I'm gonna put on my saloon style corset and go find my girls.
- 8:01SPEAKER_05: She SJP, there's no one in the game who couldn't can cross a street better than Sarah Jessica.
- 8:07SPEAKER_05: She her.
- 8:08SPEAKER_05: How did I do referencing her?
- 8:09SPEAKER_05: You did great.
- 8:10SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 8:10SPEAKER_05: Because it's always she's always doing like a look back, which I realized like it's very New York.
- 8:13SPEAKER_05: You don't know what's gonna be coming down.
- 8:16SPEAKER_06: City bikes.
- 8:16SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 8:17SPEAKER_06: That wasn't around during her original season.
- 8:18SPEAKER_05: No, so she's always on a swivel, which is good.
- 8:20SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 8:21SPEAKER_06: Um did you have a fun birthday?
- 8:22SPEAKER_05: I had a great birthday.
- 8:23SPEAKER_05: It was really, really fun.
- 8:24SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 8:24SPEAKER_05: We did loafers, then we came here and we had after here, which has sort of always been a dream of mine.
- 8:28SPEAKER_06: And your husband took out a key lime pie, and I was like, Do you like key lime or something?
- 8:33SPEAKER_06: Which is like so rude that I was screaming because I was like, What?
- 8:38SPEAKER_06: Intarnation.
- 8:39SPEAKER_06: That was so sweet for him to get a cheesecake.
- 8:41SPEAKER_06: But one didn't know you liked cheesecake.
- 8:42SPEAKER_06: Two, definitely didn't know you liked key lime.
- 8:44SPEAKER_06: Well, I like cheesecake.
- 8:45SPEAKER_05: I'm I'm indifferent to uh key lime, but but what I was reading him for was carrying the cheesecake with us all night long.
- 8:51SPEAKER_05: I was like, Can that be?
- 8:52SPEAKER_05: You knew about it?
- 8:52SPEAKER_06: Oh, I thought it was a surprise.
- 8:53SPEAKER_05: No, yeah, when we walked up when we got to the bar, they're like, We have a cheesecake for you.
- 8:56SPEAKER_05: And they and and they and I think Alan and Andrew were like, Why did you just tell him that?
- 9:00SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, strange.
- 9:01SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and you all were worried about the temperature, like it being kind of rotten because it is notoriously July.
- 9:06SPEAKER_05: And it is notoriously cheese.
- 9:07SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 9:08SPEAKER_06: But I said it was cool to touch, so we were fine to eat it.
- 9:11SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you still Beethoven when they touched the poop.
- 9:14SPEAKER_05: What else reminds you of Beethoven?
- 9:15SPEAKER_05: Literally everything every day?
- 9:16SPEAKER_06: No, it was really great.
- 9:17SPEAKER_06: You're 30, what?
- 9:18SPEAKER_06: 36.
- 9:19SPEAKER_06: 36, that's crazy.
- 9:21SPEAKER_06: Um the other day you we were talking about wet seal.
- 9:24SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
- 9:25SPEAKER_06: I started to like overthink the name of it.
- 9:29SPEAKER_06: Because like I'm assuming it's a kiss, but like, imagine if it was like wet, like animal seal.
- 9:35SPEAKER_06: I I kind of feel like maybe it's the latter.
- 9:37SPEAKER_06: It is not the latter.
- 9:39SPEAKER_06: Well, what's a wet seal?
- 9:40SPEAKER_05: Like a is that a thing?
- 9:43SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
- 9:43SPEAKER_05: Seal it with a wet kiss?
- 9:44SPEAKER_05: We'll have to poll our audience.
- 9:45SPEAKER_05: Yeah, pull the witch.
- 9:47SPEAKER_05: Pull the audience.
- 9:47SPEAKER_05: Um you think it's like smooth and slinky and slinky.
- 9:52SPEAKER_06: No, it's not.
- 9:52SPEAKER_05: We're not talking about seals.
- 9:54SPEAKER_06: I feel like they're talking about seals.
- 9:56SPEAKER_05: That's out of control.
- 9:57SPEAKER_05: Speaking of wet seal.
- 9:58SPEAKER_05: Put that on ice.
- 9:59SPEAKER_05: We'll wake that up.
- 9:59SPEAKER_05: Um speaking of wet seal, this reminded me of nothing.
- 10:03SPEAKER_05: But you you're a speedo fan, right?
- 10:05SPEAKER_05: Like brand or cut?
- 10:06SPEAKER_05: Like style.
- 10:07SPEAKER_05: Okay.
- 10:07SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 10:08SPEAKER_06: It's hard for me to find like one that works.
- 10:10SPEAKER_05: Oh, you've been on a speedo journey also.
- 10:11SPEAKER_05: You've been trying to find the cut, and it really hasn't been.
- 10:14SPEAKER_06: I've burnt thousands of dollars on Speedos.
- 10:16SPEAKER_06: Haven't worn one.
- 10:17SPEAKER_06: Well, yeah.
- 10:18SPEAKER_06: Not thousands.
- 10:18SPEAKER_06: We're like probably near like I don't I don't know.
- 10:20SPEAKER_05: A couple hundred Hundo?
- 10:22SPEAKER_06: Yeah, of course.
- 10:22SPEAKER_06: We're inching towards 650.
- 10:24SPEAKER_05: I have a Speedo that I like that I got.
- 10:25SPEAKER_05: It was it's bespoke.
- 10:26SPEAKER_05: It was from a Etsy shop.
- 10:28SPEAKER_05: They make them by by hand.
- 10:29SPEAKER_05: There's a seam up the back that gives you like a permanent wedgie.
- 10:32SPEAKER_05: So it gives you like a kind of a sculpted booty, which Lord knows I need.
- 10:35SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, you do.
- 10:36SPEAKER_05: But I'm like, is that embarrassing now?
- 10:37SPEAKER_05: Although I again haven't worn a speedo in the house.
- 10:39SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we have our friends.
- 10:40SPEAKER_06: We don't like go to the beach or like do anything cool.
- 10:42SPEAKER_06: We don't want to fire our.
- 10:43SPEAKER_06: I don't even see the sun.
- 10:43SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 10:44SPEAKER_06: But I'm like between a medium and a large, which is shocking.
- 10:46SPEAKER_06: Cause like I don't know.
- 10:48SPEAKER_06: A large seems insane, but maybe not.
- 10:50SPEAKER_05: Well, it's also like, is it like waist size or pouch size?
- 10:53SPEAKER_05: What are we talking about?
- 10:54SPEAKER_05: Is it butt size?
- 10:54SPEAKER_05: What are we talking about?
- 10:56SPEAKER_05: Oh, and then the other thing, I'm I'm completely not beach ready because my pubes, it's like they're not even my pubes, they're like my side leg hair.
- 11:03SPEAKER_05: It's like I have bangs on the sides of my speedo.
- 11:06SPEAKER_05: So it's like, do I need to go get wax or like cut?
- 11:08SPEAKER_05: What am I supposed to do about it?
- 11:09SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 11:10SPEAKER_05: You need to highlight those.
- 11:11SPEAKER_05: But what am I supposed to do?
- 11:12SPEAKER_05: Should I should I trim those down?
- 11:14SPEAKER_05: Your side bush?
- 11:15SPEAKER_05: I I but it's like not my bush.
- 11:16SPEAKER_05: It's like just in my like on my legs, just long.
- 11:19SPEAKER_05: You'll have to unfortunately show me.
- 11:20SPEAKER_05: I feel like it looks weird.
- 11:21SPEAKER_05: You're gonna have to show me and like weigh in.
- 11:23SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 11:24SPEAKER_06: What?
- 11:24SPEAKER_06: Oh, did you have a week in gay?
- 11:25SPEAKER_06: No, I don't think anything gay happened this week.
- 11:27SPEAKER_06: I do, and I can't remember, but it's gonna come back when we bring our guests out.
- 11:31SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and uh speaking of, shall we take a quickie break and bring in our fabulous guests?
- 11:35SPEAKER_05: And come back.
- 11:36SPEAKER_05: Yeah, just in a sec.
- 11:37SPEAKER_05: Gayer than ever.
- 11:38SPEAKER_08: Bye.
- 11:39SPEAKER_08: Bye.
- 11:45SPEAKER_06: What is everyone's stance on a black French?
- 11:48SPEAKER_07: I thought you said a black French.
- 11:49SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I was like, I'm proud immediately.
- 11:54SPEAKER_06: I'm for a black French.
- 11:55SPEAKER_06: Oh good.
- 11:56SPEAKER_06: A black French.
- 11:57SPEAKER_02: I always had yours looks good.
- 12:00SPEAKER_06: Thank you.
- 12:00SPEAKER_06: I think they're so trashy in a fun way.
- 12:02SPEAKER_06: I think you said um she loves anal.
- 12:06SPEAKER_06: Like these are very like put a finger in.
- 12:09unknown: So we don't have this camera.
- 12:10SPEAKER_03: You can't look at yourself in the monitor.
- 12:12SPEAKER_03: I can see this literally.
- 12:13SPEAKER_03: You have to actually engage with the girls in real life.
- 12:15SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna get I'm gonna engage, but I engage with the girls.
- 12:18SPEAKER_07: I'm engaging with the girls.
- 12:19SPEAKER_06: You look amazing.
- 12:20SPEAKER_06: You're giving you both are kind of giving producer or producer talent.
- 12:22SPEAKER_03: We are producer talent in our own way.
- 12:25SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I guess yeah, we'll save it for the camera.
- 12:26SPEAKER_05: We better save it for the camera.
- 12:27SPEAKER_05: Oh, and we're back.
- 12:28SPEAKER_05: The cameras are on, honey.
- 12:30SPEAKER_05: Honey, please welcome to the pod.
- 12:34SPEAKER_05: The one and only the ones and only Kiko Soire and Garth!
- 12:40SPEAKER_06: Who both look fabulous?
- 12:41SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, it says sequin story.
- 12:44SPEAKER_06: Sequin moment.
- 12:44SPEAKER_06: Was this uh sequence answers?
- 12:46SPEAKER_06: Did you guys reach out?
- 12:47SPEAKER_06: We did felt it very like vaginally.
- 12:50SPEAKER_06: Yes, nice, as we have been wont to do.
- 12:52SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well, we said off camera, you you sort of realized that this was gonna be on on camera.
- 12:57SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and Michael was like, wear something cunty, and I was like, it's okay, but why?
- 13:03SPEAKER_07: I mean, like definitely.
- 13:05SPEAKER_06: I know Ange just drag, but I still thought it was just audio.
- 13:08SPEAKER_07: For sure.
- 13:10SPEAKER_07: Once I saw the pink couch, I had to throw on a little sparkle.
- 13:12SPEAKER_07: Sparkle, let me throw something on.
- 13:13SPEAKER_06: You're gonna get that sequen blazer is shifting into 20 different colors.
- 13:18SPEAKER_06: It's it's amazing.
- 13:19SPEAKER_07: Champagne straight from the from from the 2000s.
- 13:22SPEAKER_05: But I'm seeing like A B in there too.
- 13:23SPEAKER_05: There's like A B champagne.
- 13:25SPEAKER_07: A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
- 13:26SPEAKER_05: And the glasses with it, it's like it really is like very chic.
- 13:29SPEAKER_07: These glasses are prescription and they don't belong to me.
- 13:33SPEAKER_07: Yeah, so aren't they?
- 13:34SPEAKER_07: Oh no, those are those.
- 13:35SPEAKER_07: No, no, those are prescription.
- 13:37SPEAKER_05: No, those are Eric's.
- 13:37SPEAKER_05: He left them here.
- 13:39unknown: Oh my god.
- 13:41SPEAKER_05: I just want to say Eric, thank you.
- 13:46SPEAKER_07: Something black.
- 13:48SPEAKER_05: I'm the something black.
- 13:50SPEAKER_07: Something black.
- 13:51SPEAKER_06: The nail black the nails.
- 13:54SPEAKER_06: Yeah, like I think I'm pointing, but it's my nail.
- 13:57SPEAKER_06: Touch my hand.
- 13:58SPEAKER_05: Oh shit.
- 13:59SPEAKER_05: Well, as we ask every guest, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
- 14:04SPEAKER_05: And are you sweating like me?
- 14:05SPEAKER_05: What's the temperature?
- 14:06SPEAKER_05: Probably not like you.
- 14:07SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 14:07SPEAKER_06: I know.
- 14:08SPEAKER_06: We're about to lose the gloves soon.
- 14:09SPEAKER_07: Who are you wearing and what's your problem?
- 14:11SPEAKER_03: I'm wearing fix on the lower half.
- 14:14SPEAKER_03: I get a lot of my stuff like for stage from them.
- 14:17SPEAKER_03: What is that sound?
- 14:18SPEAKER_03: Because something's unwrapping.
- 14:20SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's the juffy pop.
- 14:21SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 14:22SPEAKER_02: I'm like, hold on.
- 14:23SPEAKER_02: I just, yeah.
- 14:26SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 14:26SPEAKER_02: We're on ice, not the same.
- 14:27SPEAKER_07: I thought for a second.
- 14:28SPEAKER_07: I thought for a second we all heard a mouse at the same time.
- 14:31SPEAKER_05: That'd be amazing.
- 14:32SPEAKER_06: And it's like on my nail.
- 14:35SPEAKER_05: Gina's friends with a mouse.
- 14:36SPEAKER_05: She definitely works at the pet store.
- 14:38SPEAKER_06: She deaf talks to a mouse.
- 14:39SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but the mouse doesn't talk back.
- 14:41SPEAKER_03: Does the mouse give you counsel or like tailor your clothes?
- 14:45SPEAKER_06: Um, it yes, it braids my hair.
- 14:47SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 14:47SPEAKER_06: Love that.
- 14:48SPEAKER_06: And lets me uh sort of vent about my day.
- 14:51SPEAKER_06: It's my therapist, to be honest.
- 14:52SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 14:53SPEAKER_05: So fix flown in from Italy.
- 14:55SPEAKER_05: Yes.
- 14:56SPEAKER_05: They look amazing.
- 14:56SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
- 14:57SPEAKER_05: Gorgeous.
- 14:57SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
- 14:58SPEAKER_05: And head to toe, what else we got?
- 14:59SPEAKER_03: I don't even remember when it's a little bit more.
- 15:00SPEAKER_03: Something sheer.
- 15:01SPEAKER_03: This yes, it's a sheer moment.
- 15:03SPEAKER_03: So I so I can remain cool.
- 15:05SPEAKER_03: And you're you're looking cool in both ways.
- 15:08SPEAKER_03: What is your problem?
- 15:09SPEAKER_03: What's my problem?
- 15:10SPEAKER_06: How long do we have all the time in the world?
- 15:13SPEAKER_06: The pettier the better.
- 15:14SPEAKER_06: Petty bullshit.
- 15:15SPEAKER_06: We like heavy, whatever.
- 15:16SPEAKER_06: This is a good one for you.
- 15:18SPEAKER_06: If you need to just pick one.
- 15:19SPEAKER_07: If you need us to go to Kiko and come back, yeah, go to Kiko.
- 15:22SPEAKER_07: Let's do that.
- 15:22SPEAKER_07: We can go to me, but I have you know, I have nothing from the neck up.
- 15:25SPEAKER_07: Brain-wise.
- 15:26SPEAKER_07: Ever, ever.
- 15:27SPEAKER_07: Who are you wearing from the neck up?
- 15:29SPEAKER_07: Someone else who's got a big thing.
- 15:30SPEAKER_07: It's a mix of Madeline and Howard.
- 15:32SPEAKER_07: They did a great job.
- 15:34SPEAKER_07: It's a mixture of Madeline and Howard.
- 15:36SPEAKER_07: That DNA hit together real nicely.
- 15:38SPEAKER_07: I have uh a masculine version of me, my brother, and I have a more feminine version of me, if you can believe it, my sister.
- 15:45SPEAKER_03: If you put them all in a line, it is a fascinating punish is real.
- 15:50SPEAKER_05: It's like an anamorph from like one to the other.
- 15:52SPEAKER_07: I was feeling super lazy that day for design wise.
- 15:57SPEAKER_07: We'll do boy, we'll do girl, and then I'm kind of drunk.
- 15:59SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 16:00SPEAKER_07: Like, well, so then I kind of spat out.
- 16:03SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 16:03SPEAKER_06: Um, anamorph without me um one getting hard and two uh just needing to talk about it.
- 16:09SPEAKER_06: You're not the only one in the room.
- 16:10SPEAKER_06: I love anamorphs.
- 16:10SPEAKER_06: Did you read Animorphs?
- 16:11SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I read Animorphs.
- 16:12SPEAKER_06: I steered up the covers.
- 16:14SPEAKER_07: I had some the covers were very trans.
- 16:15SPEAKER_07: They were amazing.
- 16:16SPEAKER_07: They were trans.
- 16:17SPEAKER_07: They are very trans.
- 16:17SPEAKER_07: And sometimes they were really bad.
- 16:19SPEAKER_07: And sometimes they were trans.
- 16:20SPEAKER_07: They were bad.
- 16:20SPEAKER_05: Sometimes I was like, I'm really not buying this gradation from the Yeah, the third one always was always a jump.
- 16:26SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 16:27SPEAKER_05: Especially if the leg had been backwards.
- 16:29SPEAKER_07: Did they ever have holographic on it?
- 16:31SPEAKER_07: Stephana.
- 16:31SPEAKER_07: Yes.
- 16:32SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 16:32SPEAKER_07: Yes.
- 16:33SPEAKER_07: I'm wearing, I guess these jeans are thrifted.
- 16:35SPEAKER_07: I think my shirt is Revolve, which is kind of the um the strap.
- 16:41SPEAKER_05: I was like, ooh, it's cutty.
- 16:42SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's like my jacket is given to me by my friend Lulu.
- 16:46SPEAKER_06: So I have no idea where it's from.
- 16:48SPEAKER_06: Shout out, Lulu.
- 16:49SPEAKER_06: Wait, can I see the strap underneath?
- 16:50SPEAKER_06: Oh, for sure.
- 16:51SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
- 16:53SPEAKER_06: Spaghetti halter or spaghetti razor back.
- 16:56SPEAKER_06: Flip that hair.
- 16:57SPEAKER_06: Oh, crisscross applesauce.
- 16:59SPEAKER_06: Wow.
- 16:59SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 16:59SPEAKER_06: What kind of top would you would you would you call that?
- 17:01SPEAKER_06: Like a halter?
- 17:02SPEAKER_06: Halter.
- 17:03SPEAKER_03: Monique once said on um Flavor of Love Girls Charm School that a woman's most beautiful part of her body is her back.
- 17:10SPEAKER_05: It's very true.
- 17:11SPEAKER_05: I was just talking about it.
- 17:12SPEAKER_05: I mean, that's a stunning fact.
- 17:13SPEAKER_05: Because I said when you mess with clownery, the clown comes back to bite.
- 17:16SPEAKER_03: The clown comes back to bite.
- 17:17SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 17:17SPEAKER_03: And that's from term school.
- 17:19SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
- 17:20SPEAKER_07: Which is kind of important to our origin story.
- 17:23SPEAKER_05: It is.
- 17:23SPEAKER_05: Yeah, let's go.
- 17:24SPEAKER_05: Before we dive.
- 17:26SPEAKER_05: One of my favorite things from term school is when Safari takes her name and throws it in the fire.
- 17:30SPEAKER_03: What's your real name, baby?
- 17:31SPEAKER_03: That represented something ugly.
- 17:33SPEAKER_03: She's like, my name is Safari.
- 17:34SPEAKER_03: Safari.
- 17:35SPEAKER_05: And then she does it anyway.
- 17:36SPEAKER_05: Safiery.
- 17:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 17:43SPEAKER_07: That's 100% true.
- 17:44SPEAKER_03: Okay, so what but what's your problem?
- 17:45SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what is my problem?
- 17:46SPEAKER_05: And Garth, thank you for hosting, by the way.
- 17:48SPEAKER_05: You know what?
- 17:48SPEAKER_05: Just dive in.
- 17:50SPEAKER_06: We're hungover, so we need we need all the help we can get.
- 17:52SPEAKER_07: What's my problem?
- 17:54SPEAKER_07: Um, I think I don't remember anyone's name.
- 17:59SPEAKER_07: And I don't know the lyrics to any songs.
- 18:01SPEAKER_07: That's me.
- 18:01SPEAKER_03: I can confirm that that is her problem.
- 18:03SPEAKER_03: Like I yeah.
- 18:04SPEAKER_03: She don't be knowing the lyrics to be a song.
- 18:05SPEAKER_07: I don't know the lyrics to any songs.
- 18:07SPEAKER_07: I feel so much.
- 18:07SPEAKER_07: But I love music.
- 18:09SPEAKER_03: And she is a musician a musician, a songstress.
- 18:11SPEAKER_07: And I and I love movies, and I it it still takes me time to distinguish between Kate Blanchett and um Exactly.
- 18:24SPEAKER_07: No.
- 18:24SPEAKER_07: Exactly.
- 18:25SPEAKER_07: No, she's fine.
- 18:26SPEAKER_07: She's she does um she's the witch in Chronicles of Narnia.
- 18:32SPEAKER_07: Tilda Swinton.
- 18:33SPEAKER_07: Tilda Swinton.
- 18:34SPEAKER_07: That's hard.
- 18:34SPEAKER_07: Tilda Swinton.
- 18:35SPEAKER_05: Yeah, there's they're they kind of read for the same roles as well.
- 18:37SPEAKER_05: They're they're they're always up for the same part.
- 18:40SPEAKER_07: They're white women with beautiful cheekbones.
- 18:42SPEAKER_05: Well, I had COVID a few like almost a month ago now, and I had a horrible brain fog because we were talking about the new trailer for or the new like leaked footage of Devil Rose Prada 2.
- 18:55SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah, that's my that was my weekend gay.
- 18:57SPEAKER_06: Good.
- 18:57SPEAKER_05: I'm glad we can get back in there.
- 18:58SPEAKER_05: But so I could not remember Meryl Streep's name.
- 19:02SPEAKER_05: I had I was walking and I had to stop in the street and stare at my phone and be like, what is her fucking name?
- 19:08SPEAKER_05: And it finally came to me.
- 19:09SPEAKER_05: I think I was thinking, I was like, it's Cape Lanchette.
- 19:11SPEAKER_05: Like, it's not, I know it's not Cape Blanchett.
- 19:12SPEAKER_05: That's not her.
- 19:13SPEAKER_05: You mean Meryl Streep?
- 19:15SPEAKER_05: Not Miranda Priestley.
- 19:16SPEAKER_05: That would come to me like the top of my mind.
- 19:18SPEAKER_05: No, that was locked in.
- 19:19SPEAKER_07: I think Meryl Streep is maybe one of five actors I know for sure.
- 19:23SPEAKER_07: For sure.
- 19:23SPEAKER_07: For sure.
- 19:24SPEAKER_07: It's like that's my brain.
- 19:26SPEAKER_07: I have those five.
- 19:27SPEAKER_07: Maybe the other four, the rock.
- 19:29SPEAKER_07: Hard to predict.
- 19:30SPEAKER_07: Jessica Alba.
- 19:31SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
- 19:31SPEAKER_07: Jessica.
- 19:32SPEAKER_05: Well, we were just talking about Jessica Alba too, because of the new Fantastic Four movie.
- 19:36SPEAKER_07: Oh, and why do we need a remake of that?
- 19:38SPEAKER_07: Right.
- 19:38SPEAKER_05: We gotta remake everything.
- 19:39SPEAKER_05: Pretty sure she dropped the mic on that.
- 19:41SPEAKER_05: But that was one of the worst wig and contact combos in cinema history, I would say.
- 19:46SPEAKER_06: And she always talks about how the director was like skinnier and like bigger tits and blonder hair and bluer eyes if possible.
- 19:52SPEAKER_06: Uh and they were talking about the original film.
- 19:55SPEAKER_06: He's like, wait, wait, wait, uh, do you think we could Can you get can you lose weight?
- 19:58SPEAKER_06: Jessica Alba?
- 19:59SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 19:59SPEAKER_06: But she says that.
- 20:00SPEAKER_06: She goes on record being like every day, like they want to be blonder by the second.
- 20:04SPEAKER_06: Blonder.
- 20:05SPEAKER_06: How do you progress?
- 20:06SPEAKER_06: It's sort of uh she gets scary looking in that movie.
- 20:08SPEAKER_05: Because it's like you watched that film.
- 20:10SPEAKER_07: I'm sure a problematic portion of me would say she looks she looks cunted.
- 20:16SPEAKER_07: I mean, yeah.
- 20:17SPEAKER_07: But I'm I also am holding the space for the lyrics of fine gravity.
- 20:22SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 20:22SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 20:23SPEAKER_06: Have you seen, though, the new Devil Wars Prada?
- 20:28SPEAKER_06: Like, like, like behind the scenes.
- 20:29SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 20:29SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 20:30SPEAKER_06: I've seen some of the things.
- 20:30SPEAKER_06: What are your thoughts?
- 20:32SPEAKER_06: Because everyone's sort of like up in arms.
- 20:33SPEAKER_06: What do you think?
- 20:34SPEAKER_06: Are you taking your clothes off?
- 20:36SPEAKER_06: I think we we like can't get too um Yeah, do we need to reset?
- 20:40SPEAKER_07: I don't like to get too excited about it.
- 20:42SPEAKER_03: We don't want to say too much because we're actually in the film.
- 20:44SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
- 20:44SPEAKER_03: We didn't want to.
- 20:46SPEAKER_07: We might have to like I'm cleaning a I'm cleaning a toilet.
- 20:49SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 20:49SPEAKER_03: Miranda, your intern number took us really nasty.
- 20:53SPEAKER_07: And that's me.
- 20:54SPEAKER_07: I'm I'm on screen for a few seconds.
- 20:55SPEAKER_07: And what are you in?
- 20:58SPEAKER_07: Okay.
- 20:59SPEAKER_03: So on the phone.
- 21:00SPEAKER_03: Big.
- 21:00SPEAKER_07: Garth is playing the ghost.
- 21:02SPEAKER_03: Like kind of like the clumps fat suit.
- 21:05SPEAKER_06: Practical effects.
- 21:06SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 21:07SPEAKER_03: In camera.
- 21:08SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
- 21:08SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
- 21:09SPEAKER_03: So like CI.
- 21:10SPEAKER_03: But we haven't seen the final.
- 21:12SPEAKER_03: We haven't seen the final suit.
- 21:12SPEAKER_05: Wait, to go clumps with Andre Leontali's ghost is so rude.
- 21:17SPEAKER_05: That is so fucked up.
- 21:19SPEAKER_05: Well, I mean Sherman Clown?
- 21:20SPEAKER_06: Well, right, yeah.
- 21:21SPEAKER_06: Like Sherman any?
- 21:22SPEAKER_06: Right.
- 21:22SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 21:22SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 21:23SPEAKER_06: Okay, good.
- 21:23SPEAKER_06: I love the clumps.
- 21:24SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 21:25SPEAKER_06: That's what the script called for.
- 21:26SPEAKER_06: Right.
- 21:26SPEAKER_06: We're jumping around too much because I do want to know about like the looks on Devil wears, but um Janet Jackson and Nutty Professor 2, or Jada Pickett Smith, Nutty Professor One, Carlo Party.
- 21:36SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but that wig.
- 21:38SPEAKER_06: That wig, where are they now special?
- 21:40SPEAKER_06: That wig was crazy.
- 21:41SPEAKER_07: Do we need something like the Nutty Professor Black Exploitation?
- 21:45SPEAKER_07: I don't think so.
- 21:47SPEAKER_07: Okay, no, I was just asking.
- 21:48SPEAKER_07: Well, I didn't say what you said.
- 21:49SPEAKER_07: Is it the nutty?
- 21:50SPEAKER_03: Is the Nutty Professor Black exploitation?
- 21:53SPEAKER_07: I don't think so.
- 21:54SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
- 21:55SPEAKER_07: You know what?
- 21:55SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna rewind for a second and just ask what would you call those kinds?
- 22:00SPEAKER_07: Of movies.
- 22:01SPEAKER_07: Um, black movies.
- 22:04SPEAKER_07: Well, you heard it here first.
- 22:06SPEAKER_07: Thanks for coming to the view.
- 22:09SPEAKER_03: I was just I was just checking.
- 22:10SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're actually checking.
- 22:12SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like we're actually like we're trying to be more inquisitive.
- 22:14SPEAKER_06: That it would be stereotypical, maybe.
- 22:16SPEAKER_06: But I think it's still stereotypical, but it's like, yeah, from black point of view.
- 22:19SPEAKER_06: Right.
- 22:20SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 22:20SPEAKER_03: It was a movie that had black people in it.
- 22:22SPEAKER_07: Which was really I just want to make sure that we're always saying talking about the right things.
- 22:26SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 22:27SPEAKER_03: We're well, you know, we're here and there's a few things that we're gonna wake up.
- 22:30SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go back to what's my problem.
- 22:33SPEAKER_03: Sydney Sweeney's my problem.
- 22:35SPEAKER_03: Why?
- 22:35SPEAKER_03: The jeans.
- 22:36SPEAKER_03: Wait, what are we talking about?
- 22:37SPEAKER_03: What are we talking about?
- 22:42SPEAKER_05: You're kind of giving Sydney Sweeney a little bit, actually.
- 22:44SPEAKER_05: Wake it up.
- 22:45SPEAKER_05: Don't ever say that.
- 22:46SPEAKER_05: That's a slur now.
- 22:47SPEAKER_05: Like second period.
- 22:48SPEAKER_07: Oh, wait, this is I don't I don't know because I really like Sydney Sweeney a lot.
- 22:52SPEAKER_06: Well she's in a gene ad, like a denim ad for American Eagle.
- 22:57SPEAKER_06: American Eagle.
- 22:58SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 22:58SPEAKER_06: And obviously it's overly sexualized, but she's like sort of talking about they're referencing like an original, like a campaign where someone's like putting on jeans and the campaign is, you know, she's kind of can't get in them.
- 23:11SPEAKER_03: But the the the the headline of the campaign, right, is like it's basically like eugenics.
- 23:18SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
- 23:19SPEAKER_03: Just like she's talking about how her jeans were pl passed down and my jeans are blue.
- 23:24SPEAKER_03: Uh some sometimes you inherit your your eye color or your hair color, and like just you know.
- 23:31SPEAKER_03: She's like, I'm white.
- 23:33SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 23:34SPEAKER_05: That's the campaign.
- 23:35SPEAKER_03: Do a little Google when the show is over, do a little Google, you'll see.
- 23:38SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 23:38SPEAKER_03: What do you mean?
- 23:39SPEAKER_03: Let's make that up.
- 23:40SPEAKER_07: When the show oh, you mean when this show is over?
- 23:41SPEAKER_03: When this is over, go ahead and dive into the general words.
- 23:44SPEAKER_07: And we are jumping around a lot, and um, so I have to be clear.
- 23:48SPEAKER_07: She's not in the Devil Worth product.
- 23:50SPEAKER_03: No, we're in the Devil Worth product.
- 23:52SPEAKER_07: Which, by the way, is not black exploitation.
- 23:54SPEAKER_03: No, no, because I got a great day rate.
- 23:57SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 23:58SPEAKER_07: And I'm just trying to always check to make sure that I'm doing the work.
- 24:00SPEAKER_03: I'm SAG, so it like it was no problem, actually.
- 24:02SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 24:03SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 24:03SPEAKER_07: So Sydney Sweeney is in a potentially racist ad.
- 24:06SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 24:07SPEAKER_07: And has it been pulled yet?
- 24:08SPEAKER_07: Or has there has there been backlash?
- 24:11SPEAKER_03: The stock actually went up 12%.
- 24:13SPEAKER_03: I'm sure it did.
- 24:14SPEAKER_03: So what so that's my problem.
- 24:15SPEAKER_03: Not to get political, but let's wake up Jessica Albar on the secret world of Alex Mack.
- 24:21unknown: Sh wait, wait.
- 24:22SPEAKER_03: Let's wake that up.
- 24:24SPEAKER_03: She played like Alex Mack's nemesis.
- 24:26SPEAKER_02: Nemesis?
- 24:27SPEAKER_02: Are you sure?
- 24:28SPEAKER_03: I'm recording.
- 24:29SPEAKER_03: I'm so sure.
- 24:30SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
- 24:31SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 24:31SPEAKER_03: We're gonna throw two a quick.
- 24:33SPEAKER_06: So let's throw two a quick string that out.
- 24:35SPEAKER_06: I live.
- 24:35SPEAKER_06: Alex Mack raised me.
- 24:36SPEAKER_06: Same.
- 24:37SPEAKER_06: The Caprice son of it all.
- 24:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the puddle.
- 24:39SPEAKER_03: Get under a blanket and just sink it to the floor.
- 24:42SPEAKER_03: That's how I was filmed made a lot of people gay.
- 24:45SPEAKER_06: We could do a pocket hats.
- 24:47SPEAKER_06: The cargo pants hats.
- 24:48SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I mean cargo pants alone.
- 24:49SPEAKER_03: My god.
- 24:50SPEAKER_03: Her black friend.
- 24:51SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 24:52SPEAKER_03: She had a black friend.
- 24:53SPEAKER_07: You always need something black.
- 24:54SPEAKER_07: Yes, you do.
- 24:55SPEAKER_07: And he wrote for her.
- 24:56SPEAKER_07: He did.
- 24:56SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 24:57SPEAKER_07: So at least there was a black writer.
- 24:58SPEAKER_03: So this is actually the purpose.
- 25:00SPEAKER_03: He wrote for her or wrote for her.
- 25:02SPEAKER_03: He was like a writer.
- 25:04SPEAKER_07: Yes.
- 25:04SPEAKER_07: Okay.
- 25:05SPEAKER_07: See, I she had a ghostwriter.
- 25:06SPEAKER_07: I'm just trying to clear.
- 25:08SPEAKER_03: She did not write her own rhymes.
- 25:09SPEAKER_07: And there was a ghost on set.
- 25:11SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 25:12SPEAKER_03: Um, this is where I announced my Alex Mac Rewatch podcast coming to two.
- 25:17SPEAKER_07: Okay.
- 25:18SPEAKER_03: That was have us on.
- 25:19SPEAKER_03: Yeah, can we guess Nickelodeon?
- 25:20SPEAKER_06: It was Nickelodeon.
- 25:21SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes, yes.
- 25:22SPEAKER_03: You'll be the first one.
- 25:22SPEAKER_06: It was cool.
- 25:23SPEAKER_06: It had dark tones.
- 25:24SPEAKER_03: It did.
- 25:25SPEAKER_03: It was saying a lot.
- 25:26SPEAKER_03: It was doing a lot of heavy listings.
- 25:27SPEAKER_03: It did have dark tones.
- 25:27SPEAKER_06: It didn't feel like for kids.
- 25:30SPEAKER_06: In the packaging of it.
- 25:31SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
- 25:31SPEAKER_06: Like now it's so everything's so spoon-fed and stupid.
- 25:34SPEAKER_07: I can't I can't speak to it.
- 25:35SPEAKER_07: I don't think I've seen even one episode of The Secret Worlds of Alex Mack.
- 25:38SPEAKER_05: Alex Mac and you are Alex Mack.
- 25:40SPEAKER_05: Like you have her powers.
- 25:41SPEAKER_06: Okay, yeah.
- 25:42SPEAKER_06: I believe it.
- 25:42SPEAKER_05: We might have to watch that.
- 25:44SPEAKER_06: You know she went, became a puddle, though.
- 25:45SPEAKER_03: You saw that I don't think Kiko knows anything about Alex Mack.
- 25:48SPEAKER_03: And actually, we're gonna have to go to commercial.
- 25:50SPEAKER_09: Yeah, we are for two years.
- 25:53SPEAKER_03: We're putting my whole backwards.
- 25:55SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna have watched the entire season about Alex Mac.
- 25:57SPEAKER_03: We're gonna watch.
- 25:58SPEAKER_03: I pirated that show.
- 25:59SPEAKER_07: Like when I I think we would have a lot of fun watching that.
- 26:01SPEAKER_07: Let's just say more.
- 26:02SPEAKER_03: She becomes Capri San for Living.
- 26:03SPEAKER_07: She becomes a puddle.
- 26:04SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 26:05SPEAKER_03: Find out how.
- 26:06SPEAKER_03: You're gonna gag.
- 26:08SPEAKER_05: Chemical spell.
- 26:09SPEAKER_05: Chemical spell.
- 26:09SPEAKER_05: Very um anamorphs adjacent too, kind of.
- 26:11SPEAKER_05: But pre-anamorphs.
- 26:13SPEAKER_07: Everything was a chemical spill.
- 26:14SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 26:15SPEAKER_07: The nine is all about like it made me wanna get like spilled on.
- 26:18SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 26:18SPEAKER_03: A little bit, but like she had to deal with like the plant always coming after her knows what it is.
- 26:22SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
- 26:23SPEAKER_06: Yeah, because like they know.
- 26:25SPEAKER_03: Let's also wake up Alex Mack versus Clarissa Darling from Clarissa Explains It All.
- 26:30SPEAKER_07: Right, Clarissa knows it all.
- 26:31SPEAKER_07: I didn't know Clarissa's last name was Darling.
- 26:33SPEAKER_03: Clarissa Darling.
- 26:33SPEAKER_05: Okay, you're a genius.
- 26:35SPEAKER_07: Um I feel like, but also I feel like this is a niche area of knowledge which you you know heart down, Pat.
- 26:42SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
- 26:42SPEAKER_07: Just like TV of that time.
- 26:44SPEAKER_05: Why was Clarissa like a little horny?
- 26:46SPEAKER_05: Because like the boy would come over, Sam.
- 26:48SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 26:48SPEAKER_03: But they had they, you know, Sam was like respect.
- 26:50SPEAKER_03: It was they had a respectful relationship.
- 26:52SPEAKER_03: They never tried to like will they, won't they, Sam and Clarissa?
- 26:55SPEAKER_03: Was Clarissa Melissa Joan Hart?
- 26:56SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 26:57SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 26:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah, pre-Sabrina.
- 26:58SPEAKER_07: And this is before or after pre-Sabrina.
- 27:00SPEAKER_07: Pre-Sabrina.
- 27:00SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
- 27:01SPEAKER_07: How many seasons of Clarissa were there?
- 27:02SPEAKER_03: Five.
- 27:03SPEAKER_07: Wow.
- 27:03SPEAKER_03: Versus Sabrina?
- 27:04SPEAKER_07: I can't believe you knew that.
- 27:06SPEAKER_03: I think there were like ten?
- 27:07SPEAKER_03: Nine, yeah, like seven, ten.
- 27:09SPEAKER_03: Sabrina like went to college and they lost the ants.
- 27:12SPEAKER_05: That's when things started to really go off the rails.
- 27:13SPEAKER_05: It was like Soleil Moon Fry did like a little bit like that.
- 27:16SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but like why?
- 27:17SPEAKER_03: Why is Soleil Moon Fry on the show now?
- 27:19SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 27:19SPEAKER_03: I wonder if they had beef.
- 27:20SPEAKER_03: Let's let's swing that up.
- 27:22SPEAKER_03: Sabrina was really good.
- 27:24SPEAKER_06: Segment that I like have been wanting to do is uh were their gays on set.
- 27:28SPEAKER_06: You know, like their gays on set for uh Alex Mack, and the answer is Dab.
- 27:32SPEAKER_06: Definitely, yeah.
- 27:33SPEAKER_07: Well, don't you think there are gays on set for most things?
- 27:36SPEAKER_07: There are.
- 27:36SPEAKER_07: It's a bad set, but sometimes it's a bad set.
- 27:38SPEAKER_07: That's the thing, though.
- 27:39SPEAKER_07: That's true.
- 27:40SPEAKER_05: It has to feel like they their hand was actually like, you know, in the case.
- 27:43SPEAKER_07: Okay, so for Alex Mack, a show I've never seen, would you three say that there were gays on set?
- 27:47SPEAKER_07: Absolutely.
- 27:47SPEAKER_07: Absolutely.
- 27:48SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 27:48SPEAKER_07: By the fashion alone.
- 27:49SPEAKER_07: Larissa?
- 27:50SPEAKER_05: No.
- 27:50SPEAKER_05: No.
- 27:51SPEAKER_05: I don't think so.
- 27:51SPEAKER_05: There weren't Sabrina?
- 27:53unknown: Yeah.
- 27:54SPEAKER_05: Sometimes, some seasons.
- 27:56SPEAKER_07: There weren't enough gays on Sunday.
- 27:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
- 27:58SPEAKER_03: Anything which she is, you know, a little bit.
- 27:59SPEAKER_07: I think the right there must have been a one or two gay writers, so.
- 28:02SPEAKER_06: Devil Rose Prada.
- 28:03SPEAKER_06: Oh, my God.
- 28:04SPEAKER_06: Let's get that out of the way.
- 28:05SPEAKER_06: Have you seen the looks?
- 28:06SPEAKER_06: There's everyone's sort of like it's a little Maximista.
- 28:09SPEAKER_06: It's a little Shein.
- 28:10SPEAKER_06: It's a little pedest.
- 28:12SPEAKER_07: It's a little All I've literally seen is Merrill Street getting out of a car.
- 28:17SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 28:17SPEAKER_07: She's kind of in like a teach, whatever.
- 28:20SPEAKER_06: It's bad.
- 28:20SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 28:21SPEAKER_05: I'm a little I'm not optimistic.
- 28:23SPEAKER_05: And I would have been more optimistic if we hadn't seen that horrendous infomercial for Freaky Year Friday.
- 28:30SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 28:30SPEAKER_05: Freaky Friday put out this like social clip where they were like, this movie might be a little confusing.
- 28:35SPEAKER_05: So we're gonna explain to you exactly what's happening with all these body swaps.
- 28:38SPEAKER_05: There's a mom and a daughter, and a stepdaughter and her friend, and they're all swapping for no reason.
- 28:43SPEAKER_05: And they like it's like five minutes long explaining like the dynamics of the swap.
- 28:46SPEAKER_05: And it's like, if you felt the need to put that out now to explain to the audiences ahead of time, like what's going on.
- 28:52SPEAKER_05: That's never a good one.
- 28:53SPEAKER_05: We're in trouble.
- 28:54SPEAKER_05: That's not good.
- 28:54SPEAKER_05: That's not good, you guys.
- 28:55SPEAKER_03: I I didn't see that, but I did intuit that that is how that movie is working.
- 29:01SPEAKER_03: I'm just happy to see Christina Vidal.
- 29:04SPEAKER_03: She's the friend?
- 29:04SPEAKER_03: She's the driver.
- 29:05SPEAKER_03: She's the friend in the in the she's the in the band.
- 29:07SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
- 29:10SPEAKER_03: Right?
- 29:11SPEAKER_03: Let's wake that up.
- 29:12SPEAKER_06: Wake that up.
- 29:13SPEAKER_06: That's is that Gen Z?
- 29:15SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
- 29:15SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 29:16SPEAKER_03: I feel like it's Mistress Core.
- 29:17SPEAKER_03: It is very mistress.
- 29:19SPEAKER_06: That's what I was kind of wondering.
- 29:20SPEAKER_03: And I guess Mistress is Gen Z.
- 29:23SPEAKER_03: Which is crazy.
- 29:24SPEAKER_03: She looks like the same age as sugar and spice.
- 29:26SPEAKER_00: What?
- 29:27SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 29:27SPEAKER_05: That's wild.
- 29:28SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 29:29SPEAKER_05: Sugar and spice the dragon.
- 29:30SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 29:31SPEAKER_05: When they were on season 15 together, they were all the same as all the same age.
- 29:34SPEAKER_05: They were 26 or something, right?
- 29:35SPEAKER_06: Or like I think they're even younger.
- 29:37SPEAKER_06: I think mistress is.
- 29:38SPEAKER_06: I think they're younger, yeah.
- 29:38SPEAKER_06: I think that's awesome.
- 29:39SPEAKER_06: I love that she's old school and she's like a teen.
- 29:42SPEAKER_03: She scares me.
- 29:43SPEAKER_06: Beyond her years, gorgeous.
- 29:44SPEAKER_03: Mistress?
- 29:44SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 29:44SPEAKER_03: I'm thrilled by mistress.
- 29:46SPEAKER_05: I mean, I live for the drama, but I fear like one day it will be pointed at me.
- 29:50SPEAKER_05: Don't ever cross her.
- 29:51SPEAKER_05: No, I I'm afraid I don't even know her, and I'm afraid somehow something's gonna happen to me and we're gonna have a fight and I'll be obliterated.
- 29:56SPEAKER_05: But that's why I'm not gonna be able to do that.
- 29:57SPEAKER_03: I can't I can't I I have a here I here's what I feel.
- 30:02SPEAKER_03: I feel that mistress I feel that mistress is the Tiffany Pollard of Drag Race.
- 30:07SPEAKER_03: Good point.
- 30:08SPEAKER_03: And when the cameras are rolling, I think it's go time and it it's time to shake it.
- 30:17SPEAKER_03: I think people take it too seriously when it's not happening.
- 30:20SPEAKER_03: I I I definitely think the audience, the all-stars audience, took it a little bit too far and they're forgetting that like it's vague and it shows a TV show.
- 30:29SPEAKER_03: And she has played like the internet game better than anyone I've ever seen.
- 30:36SPEAKER_03: Because one week she's fighting with a girl on on camera and everyone's mad at her, and then that girl is on the YouTube channel the next week.
- 30:45SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I'm like she wins.
- 30:48SPEAKER_05: She does, yeah.
- 30:49SPEAKER_05: The big girl wins.
- 30:49SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's a Eureka line.
- 30:51SPEAKER_05: Um she's uh Zimpek now.
- 30:53SPEAKER_05: Well, she says she's not, and that's why I I get a little bit scared where I'm like, where is the line between reality and the fiction that she's that she's telling?
- 31:01SPEAKER_03: If if she's running into real life problems, I think that's yeah, yeah.
- 31:06SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they're gonna be.
- 31:07SPEAKER_03: She calls it telling, what did you call it?
- 31:09SPEAKER_03: Doing scenes.
- 31:10SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 31:11SPEAKER_03: She calls it doing scenes.
- 31:12SPEAKER_03: She calls being on TV doing scenes.
- 31:14SPEAKER_03: Some of the girls say, You're a liar.
- 31:16SPEAKER_03: She's like, I'm just doing scenes.
- 31:18SPEAKER_03: And I'm gonna start I have gonna start saying that.
- 31:21SPEAKER_07: I feel like that we can relate to that.
- 31:23SPEAKER_06: Yeah, sometimes I'm just doing scenes.
- 31:24SPEAKER_06: Wait, uh Kiko, do you ever suffer from the watery eye?
- 31:28SPEAKER_07: Are we talking about watery eye or or nose now?
- 31:31SPEAKER_07: I think eye is definitely worse because I wear contacts too.
- 31:35SPEAKER_07: And also if your eye is messed up, you like cannot see.
- 31:38SPEAKER_07: Or also it like stops you from seeing.
- 31:40SPEAKER_07: It won't stop tearing.
- 31:41SPEAKER_07: But you need to bring do you have like droplets like eye drops?
- 31:45SPEAKER_06: I think it's just one of those, I do, but I think it's just one of those days.
- 31:48SPEAKER_07: One of those days.
- 31:49SPEAKER_07: What is caught?
- 31:50SPEAKER_06: My lower lash maybe is like lowering my eyelids in a way that's like making it dry.
- 31:56SPEAKER_07: One time I did a number where I throw, I throw confetti, but it was at Union Hall, and the ceiling was very low.
- 32:03SPEAKER_07: And so when I threw it, I threw it so hard.
- 32:05SPEAKER_07: I'm used to having it go like shh and then slow down.
- 32:08SPEAKER_07: The the confetti hit the ceiling and then immediately went down into my face.
- 32:13SPEAKER_07: And like it wasn't like paper confetti, it was like hard, like metal, like twinny.
- 32:18SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it was like hard, and it a one went right into my eye.
- 32:22SPEAKER_07: But it wasn't the end of the number, so I finished it till the end and it had gone like deep to the back.
- 32:28SPEAKER_07: But then, you know, your your eyes will like compl continue to blink it out because that's what the human body does.
- 32:33SPEAKER_07: Like, this is bad, we should get this out.
- 32:35SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 32:35SPEAKER_07: And I pulled out like a piece of oh my god.
- 32:39SPEAKER_05: Well, that's a performer.
- 32:40SPEAKER_06: Recently I had raid in my eye.
- 32:42SPEAKER_06: Oh, raid like that.
- 32:43SPEAKER_06: Like, will I go blind?
- 32:46SPEAKER_07: Like the cockroach stuff?
- 32:47SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 32:47SPEAKER_06: How because I'm a pussy bitch and I when I see a roach, I I get the can.
- 32:52SPEAKER_06: Because I'm like, you know, like I can't, I'm not hitting that.
- 32:56SPEAKER_00: No.
- 32:56SPEAKER_03: I I see a roach and I start talking shit.
- 32:59SPEAKER_03: I'm like, now what are you doing here?
- 33:03SPEAKER_06: I don't see roaches often.
- 33:04SPEAKER_06: I'm a clean freak and I'm crazy.
- 33:06SPEAKER_06: So I really like when I do, it's scary.
- 33:07SPEAKER_06: But in New York, in New York, you can't help it.
- 33:10SPEAKER_07: It's just like, don't you think cockroaches are inevitable?
- 33:12SPEAKER_06: They are.
- 33:13SPEAKER_06: They are, but I'm gonna say, knock on wood, maybe I'm jinxing myself.
- 33:16SPEAKER_06: I've been at my place maybe like close to six years, and I think I've only seen five roaches.
- 33:21SPEAKER_06: That's great.
- 33:21SPEAKER_06: That's a great that's unheard of.
- 33:23SPEAKER_06: So when I see it's scary.
- 33:24SPEAKER_05: I can't do like usually like one a summer, like a like at least that I see.
- 33:28SPEAKER_05: That's the scary part.
- 33:29SPEAKER_05: They could be there and you just don't know.
- 33:31SPEAKER_06: But wait, actually, this wasn't because of the roach that happened, and then the can of raid was out, and you know those bugs that were like supposed to kill the uh lantern flies, yeah.
- 33:39SPEAKER_06: Like, do your part.
- 33:40SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 33:41SPEAKER_06: One time, like I got the ick from a guy because he like beelined to like go squash one of those.
- 33:46SPEAKER_06: I'm like, okay.
- 33:48SPEAKER_06: Wait, you didn't feel like dainty and protected?
- 33:51SPEAKER_06: No, I was like, No, because it was not cool.
- 33:55SPEAKER_06: Like in front of someone, to like stop and be like, wait, like Oh, was it in your house?
- 33:59SPEAKER_06: No, no, we were walking outside and he like No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 34:02SPEAKER_06: He booked it 10 feet, and I was like, okay, so it was it a little like the lady?
- 34:06SPEAKER_05: Like, was it like uh not if you're out there?
- 34:08SPEAKER_09: He took a handgun and was like, get it.
- 34:12SPEAKER_07: If someone took a gun out and shot a lantern fly, that's good aim.
- 34:16SPEAKER_06: I did from back here because he wasn't doing it right.
- 34:19SPEAKER_06: So, and then I shot him.
- 34:21SPEAKER_06: Um, but wait, they they were on my screen, those little lantern bugs.
- 34:25SPEAKER_06: So I was like getting them with the raid that was out, and then it just sort of wafted back in my eye.
- 34:30SPEAKER_05: Oof, that's not good.
- 34:31SPEAKER_05: No, yeah, still a good vision though.
- 34:33SPEAKER_05: It's not good.
- 34:33SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I feel like you kind of have had a couple weird run-ins with chemicals exploding in your face.
- 34:37SPEAKER_06: Okay, I'm Alex Mack.
- 34:38SPEAKER_06: I was just gonna say, maybe it's gonna be Alex Mack.
- 34:40SPEAKER_06: I'm trying a little bit.
- 34:41SPEAKER_06: You just have to wait.
- 34:42SPEAKER_06: I'm trying so hard.
- 34:44SPEAKER_06: How many seasons of Alex Mack were there?
- 34:46SPEAKER_06: Probably like two.
- 34:48SPEAKER_06: It wasn't it wasn't on very long.
- 34:50SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 34:51SPEAKER_01: Two or two or three.
- 34:52SPEAKER_01: Three, I think.
- 34:52SPEAKER_01: Three, I think.
- 34:53SPEAKER_01: Three.
- 34:54SPEAKER_07: Okay, I think that's good.
- 34:55SPEAKER_06: 96 to 96.
- 34:56SPEAKER_06: We need that to make it to three so they get the pay raise.
- 34:58SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
- 34:58SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
- 34:59SPEAKER_07: Easy, easy, easy.
- 35:00SPEAKER_07: I can't wait to I can't wait to see it.
- 35:03SPEAKER_06: No, but I think even on scripted, because like the negotiation, like season two is always like an extension of season one.
- 35:08SPEAKER_06: It's sort of like pre-baked in to like extend to 20 episodes of that.
- 35:13SPEAKER_06: But then three, it's like a renegotiation.
- 35:15SPEAKER_07: Oh, Lizzie McGuire.
- 35:16SPEAKER_07: Did anyone watch um Of course?
- 35:18SPEAKER_07: No, the new one.
- 35:19SPEAKER_07: Younger.
- 35:19SPEAKER_06: It never came out.
- 35:20SPEAKER_06: Oh, Younger?
- 35:20SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
- 35:21SPEAKER_06: I've never seen it.
- 35:22SPEAKER_05: I know you love Younger.
- 35:23SPEAKER_05: Younger, the premise of Younger is that Sutton Foster Bunheads is she she is someone just mistakes her for being younger.
- 35:30SPEAKER_07: No, Sutton Foster is she is a mom.
- 35:34SPEAKER_07: Uh-huh.
- 35:34SPEAKER_07: And she when she became a mom, she had to kind of put her job on pause to raise her daughter, but now she's trying to get back into the workforce and she has an interview.
- 35:43SPEAKER_07: No one will hire her because she's old.
- 35:45SPEAKER_07: So then she dresses young and fakes her age, and then she gets hired.
- 35:49SPEAKER_05: That's rude.
- 35:50SPEAKER_07: How old is she playing?
- 35:52SPEAKER_07: She's supposed to be 26 or something like that.
- 35:56SPEAKER_07: That's crazy.
- 35:57SPEAKER_06: I think she's in her 40s.
- 35:58SPEAKER_06: I have seen a bit of it, and she does not look in her 20s.
- 36:02SPEAKER_07: It's like in the beginning, like the styling is cute, and but then it goes on for seven seasons.
- 36:08SPEAKER_03: Debbie Maser's 50, by the way.
- 36:12SPEAKER_06: Yes.
- 36:13SPEAKER_06: And how old is Debbie Maser?
- 36:14SPEAKER_06: I only know her from again, Beethoven, unfortunately.
- 36:17SPEAKER_06: I know Beethoven.
- 36:18SPEAKER_06: Again, I don't, but like I do know her like Regina.
- 36:21SPEAKER_06: I don't know any.
- 36:22SPEAKER_07: I don't I I said Miss Gina.
- 36:24SPEAKER_06: Oh I thought you said Regina.
- 36:25SPEAKER_06: I'm like, Regina! Yeah, I said, that was her name.
- 36:28SPEAKER_07: I don't know anyone's name.
- 36:29SPEAKER_07: So you're asking me me.
- 36:30SPEAKER_07: I I couldn't tell you.
- 36:31SPEAKER_07: I'm surprised they even got Sutton Foster.
- 36:34SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 36:34SPEAKER_07: That is nail that you're doing that.
- 36:36SPEAKER_07: Amazing.
- 36:37SPEAKER_07: Beautiful Vixen with the black hair is Sutton Foster's best friend.
- 36:40SPEAKER_07: She's supposed to be in her 40s too.
- 36:42SPEAKER_07: Wow.
- 36:42SPEAKER_07: She looks age appropriate and amazing.
- 36:44SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 36:44SPEAKER_06: I love Debbie Mazar's look in general.
- 36:47SPEAKER_06: I hate her because she's a villain from Beethoven.
- 36:49SPEAKER_06: So like I always think about it.
- 36:50SPEAKER_06: Oh, Beethoven's a Beethoven.
- 36:52SPEAKER_07: Clear yourself about that.
- 36:52SPEAKER_07: That's the dog, the movie about the dog.
- 36:54SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 36:55SPEAKER_07: You're not talking about the composer.
- 36:57SPEAKER_07: No, not at all.
- 36:58SPEAKER_03: Beethoven.
- 36:58unknown: No.
- 36:59SPEAKER_07: Okay.
- 36:59SPEAKER_07: Beethoven, the movie's cute.
- 37:01SPEAKER_03: I never saw that.
- 37:02SPEAKER_06: That's interesting.
- 37:03SPEAKER_03: Homeward Bound is the animal movie that like I feel like sticks in Airbud butt.
- 37:07SPEAKER_06: Oh, Airbud is sad.
- 37:09SPEAKER_03: And babe.
- 37:10SPEAKER_03: Pig in the city.
- 37:11SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 37:11SPEAKER_06: I was thinking about Charlotte's web the other day, and I was like, they really like the spider should have been famous.
- 37:17SPEAKER_06: They were like, wow, this spider is writing literature, like words.
- 37:22SPEAKER_06: Words in their web to sort of hype up this pig so the pig like doesn't get killed.
- 37:27SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 37:27SPEAKER_05: It's a metaphor for the struggles women go through.
- 37:30SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 37:31SPEAKER_05: It's like filet.
- 37:32SPEAKER_06: So true.
- 37:32SPEAKER_06: Like Charlotte should have been a star.
- 37:34SPEAKER_06: They're like giving her a child.
- 37:35SPEAKER_06: She was too old.
- 37:36SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 37:36SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 37:37SPEAKER_06: Isn't that crazy when you think about it?
- 37:39SPEAKER_06: I'm like, they were like not that concerned or like blown away by the spider who is communicating via like secretions.
- 37:46SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but what did what did Wilbur even do?
- 37:48SPEAKER_05: Just like dance?
- 37:49SPEAKER_05: Balloon.
- 37:51SPEAKER_05: As like a prized pig.
- 37:52SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 37:53SPEAKER_05: What was the what was the game?
- 37:54SPEAKER_05: What was the setup?
- 37:55SPEAKER_05: It was a few years.
- 37:55SPEAKER_05: He was ballooning because he had too many cigarettes.
- 37:58SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
- 37:58SPEAKER_05: He was infl the the throat inflation.
- 38:01SPEAKER_05: Inflammation.
- 38:01SPEAKER_07: You know what?
- 38:03SPEAKER_07: Um I actually could not tell you the plot of Charlotte Switzerland.
- 38:06SPEAKER_03: I can't remember it at all.
- 38:07SPEAKER_03: I mean I read the book, and then there was that horrible animated animated movie that they made me watch at school.
- 38:12SPEAKER_03: We'll get that from the library.
- 38:13SPEAKER_07: I hope by the end of the episode, every single accessory you put on.
- 38:17SPEAKER_06: How dare you not tell me that my earring was I did not see.
- 38:21SPEAKER_03: I wasn't, it wasn't clocking.
- 38:22SPEAKER_03: I think every single accessory needs to come off by the time.
- 38:26SPEAKER_03: And you should be wearing it.
- 38:27SPEAKER_03: Well, what else?
- 38:27SPEAKER_05: What else?
- 38:28SPEAKER_05: What else?
- 38:28SPEAKER_05: Well, Kiko, did you have a problem?
- 38:29SPEAKER_07: Uh I already told you my problem.
- 38:31SPEAKER_07: I don't know the lyrics or anything.
- 38:32SPEAKER_07: I don't know anyone's name.
- 38:33SPEAKER_07: Which I love.
- 38:34SPEAKER_06: I feel so seen because I'm horrible, horrible, horrible at lyrics.
- 38:36SPEAKER_06: And at one point you're a lip syncer too.
- 38:38SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm gonna wake something up as part of our origin story.
- 38:40SPEAKER_03: So like we actually met because we were in a singing group.
- 38:43SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 38:43SPEAKER_03: So like that it made it even crazier for us to like be singing together.
- 38:50SPEAKER_03: And then when we weren't singing together, for you not to know the words to like very popular.
- 38:56SPEAKER_05: Do you invent your own words, or do you just sort of like mumble through it?
- 39:00SPEAKER_07: I mean, again, there are maybe like, you know, the songs I know, which everyone knows.
- 39:03SPEAKER_07: I know.
- 39:04SPEAKER_06: Like a watermelon bubblegum.
- 39:05SPEAKER_06: Like, is that what the the lip like?
- 39:07SPEAKER_07: And then there are just other songs where it it actually kind of s um makes me laugh that I never took the time to even read.
- 39:15SPEAKER_07: You weren't on AZ you weren't on azlyrics.com?
- 39:18SPEAKER_07: I what it music genius?
- 39:19SPEAKER_07: Genius lyrics?
- 39:20SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 39:21SPEAKER_07: Yeah, here and there.
- 39:22SPEAKER_07: Maybe for like Mr.
- 39:23SPEAKER_07: Bright side.
- 39:24SPEAKER_07: Oh my god, you're really you're really curious.
- 39:28SPEAKER_02: I've been doing just fine.
- 39:29SPEAKER_05: I'm not gonna be like this look is very like Mr.
- 39:31SPEAKER_05: Bright side.
- 39:32SPEAKER_05: Can you clear that?
- 39:32SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's cleared everything's clear.
- 39:36SPEAKER_03: Um for sure.
- 39:38SPEAKER_03: That's my problem.
- 39:39SPEAKER_03: People ask me to do that song at weddings.
- 39:41SPEAKER_06: I'm like really because you're a wedding singer.
- 39:43SPEAKER_03: I'm not a wedding singer, but I have sung, I've done many weddings.
- 39:47SPEAKER_03: It's just like I'm not a stripper.
- 39:48SPEAKER_03: I love that.
- 39:48SPEAKER_03: I'm not a stripper, but I have stripped.
- 39:50SPEAKER_03: I have taken off my clothes for me.
- 39:51SPEAKER_03: I'm taking off my clothes for my money.
- 39:52SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 39:52SPEAKER_06: Oh, I'm a stripper.
- 39:56SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but if I know if I want to know a lyric, I'll know it.
- 39:59SPEAKER_07: I want to be able to tell you that I could tell you all the lyrics to, I don't know, sometimes Britney Spears.
- 40:06SPEAKER_07: Uh-huh.
- 40:07SPEAKER_07: A song I love.
- 40:08SPEAKER_07: Right.
- 40:08SPEAKER_03: But by the time you get to verse two, it's going to be so clear that they don't know the verse two.
- 40:13SPEAKER_06: Ico, I like you even more now.
- 40:17SPEAKER_07: Everything is saying.
- 40:19SPEAKER_06: I have Britney's stomach.
- 40:22SPEAKER_02: So good.
- 40:32SPEAKER_06: And I just have like the ball.
- 40:33SPEAKER_06: Doesn't she have like a punch ball?
- 40:35SPEAKER_03: Or like a blow-up ball?
- 40:36SPEAKER_03: What?
- 40:36SPEAKER_03: She has a ball.
- 40:37SPEAKER_03: She's on the boardwalk on that.
- 40:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but there's a ball.
- 40:40SPEAKER_07: Oh, I think you're thinking of Lucky.
- 40:42SPEAKER_03: No.
- 40:43SPEAKER_07: She's sitting in a swing.
- 40:44SPEAKER_07: I swear that she's.
- 40:47SPEAKER_06: On the boardwalk at one point, there's a basketball?
- 40:50SPEAKER_07: No, it's like a punch ball.
- 40:52SPEAKER_07: Another fun thing is I haven't seen the music videos for a lot of things.
- 40:56SPEAKER_07: So sometimes I will discover.
- 40:57SPEAKER_07: So you can't play where their gaze on's at.
- 41:00SPEAKER_07: I can play in my mind.
- 41:01SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 41:01SPEAKER_07: You can imagine.
- 41:02SPEAKER_03: Astro project there.
- 41:03SPEAKER_07: Oh, for sure.
- 41:04SPEAKER_07: And that's something I actually know about.
- 41:06SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 41:07SPEAKER_07: No, I actually, so I mean, I've seen the music videos I've seen, but I was in.
- 41:13SPEAKER_07: I'm not uh I'm not in my free time.
- 41:14SPEAKER_07: I'm not like, let's go on YouTube.
- 41:16SPEAKER_05: So you've never done like gay guy music video night?
- 41:18SPEAKER_07: Only actually very recently, I would say in the past seven years of my life.
- 41:22SPEAKER_05: Interesting.
- 41:22SPEAKER_07: I've I've I've like seen up being like, oh, people do this.
- 41:25SPEAKER_05: But like, what about like gay guy high school theater music night?
- 41:29SPEAKER_07: No, that wasn't.
- 41:30SPEAKER_07: I was late to musical theater in good, good.
- 41:32SPEAKER_07: So he's really quite late to the music.
- 41:34SPEAKER_07: I think we have stuff.
- 41:35SPEAKER_05: I have a lot of friends who I think are into that sort of thing.
- 41:37SPEAKER_05: I can't get behind it.
- 41:37SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
- 41:38SPEAKER_07: I was a video game nerd in the street.
- 41:39SPEAKER_07: Maurice Crisis.
- 41:40SPEAKER_07: I was on I was a nerd in high school.
- 41:41SPEAKER_07: Really?
- 41:42SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I was a nerd.
- 41:43SPEAKER_06: I wish I had one thing that I did.
- 41:45SPEAKER_07: I was many things, but you know.
- 41:47SPEAKER_06: You did swimming.
- 41:48SPEAKER_06: Cool.
- 41:49SPEAKER_06: That effing started.
- 41:50SPEAKER_06: Oh, you were a jock.
- 41:51SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I kind of was.
- 41:52SPEAKER_06: Well, all the wrong sports.
- 41:53SPEAKER_06: I could have been like an Olympic Olympian.
- 41:56SPEAKER_06: You could have been a ribbon dancer.
- 41:57SPEAKER_06: I could have been a ribbon dancer.
- 41:58SPEAKER_06: If my parents put me in gymnastics, I could have been it could have been Oba.
- 42:01SPEAKER_07: Actually, you would have been amazing in gymnastics.
- 42:03SPEAKER_07: I know you're very strong.
- 42:05SPEAKER_06: I am naturally strong and like tiny.
- 42:08SPEAKER_06: And like I have to be.
- 42:09SPEAKER_07: And also you would just know the theatrics of it.
- 42:11SPEAKER_07: Right.
- 42:12SPEAKER_06: I could have been like, you know.
- 42:14SPEAKER_06: But they put me in like soccer, baseball, swimming, I guess.
- 42:17SPEAKER_06: They were like, eh.
- 42:17SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the classics.
- 42:18SPEAKER_03: Because that's where all the girls are.
- 42:20SPEAKER_06: I guess.
- 42:20SPEAKER_06: They're like, you need a wife.
- 42:21SPEAKER_06: You need a home.
- 42:23SPEAKER_07: No.
- 42:24SPEAKER_07: What is something that you think you should have been doing from a young age but you did not do?
- 42:27SPEAKER_03: Karate.
- 42:28SPEAKER_07: Oh, same.
- 42:30SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 42:31SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 42:31SPEAKER_02: But you ow, ow, you're hurting me.
- 42:37SPEAKER_02: Ow.
- 42:38SPEAKER_01: You're hurting me.
- 42:39SPEAKER_01: I love that.
- 42:39SPEAKER_01: Like an owl.
- 42:41SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 42:41SPEAKER_03: Um, I was so serious about Power Rangers and Xena Warrior Princess.
- 42:46SPEAKER_03: Love Xena.
- 42:47SPEAKER_03: That I was I was tumbling and fighting and taking sticks up and more circular blade.
- 42:52SPEAKER_03: Her chakra.
- 42:53SPEAKER_03: Rita.
- 42:54SPEAKER_03: Her chakra.
- 42:54SPEAKER_03: Rita Pulsa.
- 42:55SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 42:56SPEAKER_03: Iconic.
- 42:56SPEAKER_03: I'd go Rita.
- 42:57SPEAKER_03: Rita Aura.
- 42:58SPEAKER_01: Rita Ora.
- 42:59SPEAKER_02: Rita Ora.
- 42:59SPEAKER_03: Rita Ora Repulsion.
- 43:00SPEAKER_03: Rita Ora Iconic.
- 43:02SPEAKER_03: Wake that up, Rita Ora.
- 43:03SPEAKER_03: Diva Tox.
- 43:05SPEAKER_03: Diva Talks from Turbo Turbo.
- 43:06SPEAKER_03: Wait.
- 43:07SPEAKER_03: Is Rita.
- 43:08SPEAKER_07: Is Rita Ora?
- 43:09SPEAKER_07: There's gotta be more too.
- 43:11SPEAKER_07: That's Stacy Orico, first of all.
- 43:12SPEAKER_03: How dare you?
- 43:13SPEAKER_03: Stacy Ariko.
- 43:14SPEAKER_03: Stacy I love God.
- 43:16SPEAKER_03: Gun to head.
- 43:17SPEAKER_03: Name a Rita Aura song.
- 43:19SPEAKER_03: Could not.
- 43:19SPEAKER_03: Couldn't do it.
- 43:20SPEAKER_07: Wait, I mean, so.
- 43:21SPEAKER_07: Also.
- 43:22SPEAKER_05: Praise you.
- 43:23SPEAKER_07: If I could praise you like a song.
- 43:25SPEAKER_07: She did like a remix of it.
- 43:27SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
- 43:27SPEAKER_05: Imagine if she's got something kind of like summer song or something where it's like, I'm happy for her.
- 43:32SPEAKER_07: But Mortallife Stacey Orico is really good.
- 43:34SPEAKER_03: That is, yeah, it's really good.
- 43:35SPEAKER_03: It's really good.
- 43:36SPEAKER_03: Shout out to Sunday.
- 43:36SPEAKER_03: What's that song?
- 43:37SPEAKER_02: If I could praise you like a should that's not originally hers.
- 43:41SPEAKER_03: Wow, wow.
- 43:42SPEAKER_06: I know, but it'd be funny.
- 43:43SPEAKER_06: It's funny if she thought she came up with it.
- 43:45SPEAKER_06: She knows she didn't.
- 43:47SPEAKER_07: And I'll give her credit for that.
- 43:48SPEAKER_07: Um you so you should have done karate.
- 43:50SPEAKER_07: Yeah, definitely.
- 43:50SPEAKER_07: And what about you, Fails?
- 43:52SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
- 43:52SPEAKER_05: I did a lot of stuff.
- 43:53SPEAKER_05: You did a lot of stuff.
- 43:54SPEAKER_05: I'm saying more like what should I what should I have like continued doing?
- 43:57SPEAKER_05: No, I never did karate.
- 43:58SPEAKER_05: Maybe I should have stuck with modeling.
- 44:00SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I really should have.
- 44:01SPEAKER_06: Did you try them on to be honest?
- 44:03SPEAKER_06: No.
- 44:03SPEAKER_05: I didn't know.
- 44:04SPEAKER_05: You did what?
- 44:04SPEAKER_07: Did you try to model?
- 44:06SPEAKER_07: Never.
- 44:06SPEAKER_07: I should have when I was younger.
- 44:08SPEAKER_07: Oh my gosh.
- 44:09SPEAKER_07: I tried a little bit.
- 44:10SPEAKER_03: You could still I could see that for you, but that wasn't my experience.
- 44:15SPEAKER_03: That wasn't my experience.
- 44:17SPEAKER_06: There's a marker for everyone.
- 44:19SPEAKER_06: You're beautiful.
- 44:20SPEAKER_03: I thank you.
- 44:21SPEAKER_07: Well, we have wonderful lighting here, but I should have not been like running so much.
- 44:26SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you are a track star.
- 44:28SPEAKER_03: You were running from something.
- 44:29SPEAKER_03: Which is like so crazy runners are doing indoor track, outdoor track, cross country.
- 44:34SPEAKER_07: That's so track, though.
- 44:36SPEAKER_07: I know, because I just wanted to make friends and I didn't want to make it.
- 44:39SPEAKER_03: But like there's so little drag on your body.
- 44:41SPEAKER_03: I bet you were really fast.
- 44:42SPEAKER_07: Well, there's a lot of drag on my body now.
- 44:44SPEAKER_06: Let's wake that up.
- 44:45SPEAKER_06: Wake T.
- 44:46SPEAKER_06: Wait, I I am like wondering where your teeny breastplate is.
- 44:49SPEAKER_06: Because keeping that out.
- 44:51SPEAKER_06: Oh my love.
- 44:52SPEAKER_06: I'm in my breastplate era.
- 44:54SPEAKER_05: It's tiny.
- 44:55SPEAKER_05: It's really small.
- 44:55SPEAKER_05: How where did you make it?
- 44:57SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 44:57SPEAKER_07: I I um I think it was just online.
- 44:59SPEAKER_07: Because breastplates trend huge.
- 45:01SPEAKER_06: Because even the C is like way, it feels way too big.
- 45:04SPEAKER_06: I rarely can wear a breastplate because I'll be like a fucking linebacker.
- 45:07SPEAKER_07: Mine are like comically like little kid soccer balls.
- 45:10SPEAKER_07: And they go so they go straight up.
- 45:12SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 45:12SPEAKER_06: Well, you're so petite, so maybe that's it.
- 45:13SPEAKER_06: It's just like a regular small or like a teeny.
- 45:15SPEAKER_06: They just don't.
- 45:16SPEAKER_03: You wear it and you were only wearing yellow ribbon.
- 45:21SPEAKER_03: Like one layer of yellow cheek.
- 45:24SPEAKER_03: I am in a yeah.
- 45:25SPEAKER_06: In my head, it's like a cop, a round a cop.
- 45:28SPEAKER_06: It's a perfect.
- 45:28SPEAKER_06: It's proportional to you.
- 45:30SPEAKER_06: They're perfect for you.
- 45:31SPEAKER_06: I'm jealous.
- 45:32SPEAKER_07: And I like to just wear it complete, like no.
- 45:35SPEAKER_07: No shirt.
- 45:36SPEAKER_07: No, I love it.
- 45:36SPEAKER_06: It's a shirt for you.
- 45:38SPEAKER_07: It's it's it's I think it's just perfect.
- 45:40SPEAKER_07: Because it's like, this is what I'm this is what's happening right now.
- 45:42SPEAKER_07: I think it's so funny not to like.
- 45:44SPEAKER_07: And also these are my breaths.
- 45:45SPEAKER_07: Those are her breasts.
- 45:46SPEAKER_07: These are my breasts.
- 45:47SPEAKER_07: Those are my friends' breasts.
- 45:48SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 45:48SPEAKER_07: It's beautiful.
- 45:51SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 45:52SPEAKER_03: What could you say?
- 45:52SPEAKER_03: What could you say?
- 45:53SPEAKER_03: It's like what do you want to say about my breasts?
- 45:55SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 45:55SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 45:55SPEAKER_07: And no one's saying that.
- 45:57SPEAKER_07: And like wear a skirt, of course.
- 45:59SPEAKER_07: Of course.
- 45:59SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 46:00SPEAKER_07: Like a like just like a because I'm not going to be like nude.
- 46:02SPEAKER_05: How do you feel about like the full body like cross-dresser sheaf fantasy with like anatomical parts and holes and stuff like that?
- 46:12SPEAKER_07: Interesting.
- 46:12SPEAKER_05: Where are they doing?
- 46:13SPEAKER_07: I've never had Amazon.
- 46:14SPEAKER_07: I've never had uh like is there something like that.
- 46:16SPEAKER_05: Is it like latex?
- 46:17SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's like you know, sometimes Jimbo will have like a full body thing with naked?
- 46:22SPEAKER_05: I've never seen it.
- 46:22SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
- 46:23SPEAKER_05: Like it has a whole Volva and a clitoral hood.
- 46:26SPEAKER_05: And Libia, Majora and Minora.
- 46:29SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 46:29SPEAKER_07: Well, as long as it's biologically accurate.
- 46:32SPEAKER_07: Majora and Minora is like the stars and the pussies really connect.
- 46:36SPEAKER_07: Ursa.
- 46:36SPEAKER_07: Ursa minor.
- 46:37SPEAKER_05: Ursa major.
- 46:38SPEAKER_05: Majora mask.
- 46:39SPEAKER_05: Majora's mask, very true.
- 46:40SPEAKER_07: Majora.
- 46:41SPEAKER_07: Zelda.
- 46:41SPEAKER_06: Majora?
- 46:42SPEAKER_07: Majora.
- 46:43SPEAKER_07: I only have to do that.
- 46:43SPEAKER_07: I know it's talking about that.
- 46:45SPEAKER_06: Ocarina of Time raised me.
- 46:46SPEAKER_06: Did you play Zelda?
- 46:47SPEAKER_06: Ocarina of Time.
- 46:48SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 46:49SPEAKER_06: I know a little bit of Majora, but.
- 46:51SPEAKER_06: Why are you saying it like that?
- 46:53SPEAKER_06: Majora?
- 46:54SPEAKER_06: Majora's mask?
- 46:56SPEAKER_06: Okay, wait.
- 46:56SPEAKER_06: I have to backtrack.
- 46:57SPEAKER_07: I have to be major about um.
- 46:59SPEAKER_07: So are are these like boot like booty panties that you slip on and into the vagina?
- 47:03SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 47:04SPEAKER_07: And you so first you're first we're talking.
- 47:06SPEAKER_05: I would imagine you would you may you may need to.
- 47:10SPEAKER_05: I don't know how like built up this contraption is.
- 47:12SPEAKER_05: We might have to investigate.
- 47:14SPEAKER_06: I don't need a full suit.
- 47:14SPEAKER_06: I want like the corset version of like the stomach.
- 47:16SPEAKER_06: I think that's kind of funny.
- 47:18SPEAKER_06: The corset version of the stuff.
- 47:19SPEAKER_06: The hottest thing era like$50 million.
- 47:21SPEAKER_06: I was just I was just the first ever steel boning like lace back corset that's latex and has like it's like bedazzled perfectly, right?
- 47:29SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like yeah, yeah, she does have a very good thing.
- 47:31SPEAKER_07: They're like Swarovski crystals.
- 47:33SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and it's that's the hottest thing I've ever seen.
- 47:35SPEAKER_06: I want that stomach.
- 47:37SPEAKER_06: It would be amazing if I could get that like rubber stomach.
- 47:40SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but you go you opt for like a really kind of pregnant, early one.
- 47:44SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 47:45SPEAKER_03: It's realness.
- 47:45SPEAKER_05: That is the reason.
- 47:46SPEAKER_06: But I I say I I have um Brittany Spears' stomach from Sometimes I run.
- 47:51SPEAKER_06: I think you sometimes say you have her neck too.
- 47:52SPEAKER_06: I definitely have her neck, it's like girthy.
- 47:54SPEAKER_06: And then her stomach, it's like toned but not two-toned, you know.
- 47:57SPEAKER_06: For sure.
- 47:57SPEAKER_06: Toned but not too told.
- 47:58SPEAKER_06: I think you look amazing.
- 47:59SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
- 48:00SPEAKER_07: Okay, so thumbs up or thumbs down.
- 48:03SPEAKER_07: Do we think Brittany Spears is like okay right now?
- 48:06SPEAKER_07: Three, two, one.
- 48:09SPEAKER_03: No, she's not okay.
- 48:10SPEAKER_03: She's been broken and it's our fault.
- 48:13SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 48:13SPEAKER_06: I'm like, but when are we getting our music?
- 48:17SPEAKER_06: We're not.
- 48:17SPEAKER_06: We're not spoiler alarming.
- 48:19SPEAKER_08: I don't want to be right back, and when we come back, we're gonna be playing a couple of things.
- 48:22SPEAKER_05: I do, I did, I did have a I did have a thought where I was like, she's gonna we're gonna wake up one day and we're gonna get the notification she's dead.
- 48:27SPEAKER_05: I was like, that's just sort of like where we're doing.
- 48:30SPEAKER_02: Maybe she's fine.
- 48:30SPEAKER_02: Maybe she's fine.
- 48:31SPEAKER_03: I do think she's stable, but we have to like really understand that like We messed up on her.
- 48:37SPEAKER_03: She has she she is mentally like not the same Britney that we met.
- 48:43SPEAKER_03: No, whether it's through the the medic the years of medicating that they were doing to her, like she's not functioning in the same way.
- 48:51SPEAKER_06: Or not medicating, maybe like she would have used a little antipsychotic would have been like gone a long way.
- 48:56SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there's something diagnosable going on, and I hope that she has a very peaceful Do you think she has people around her that she can trust?
- 49:06SPEAKER_03: I hope so.
- 49:07SPEAKER_03: I hope so.
- 49:08SPEAKER_06: There's good.
- 49:08SPEAKER_06: I want to know who's the invisible team because there's still people around her.
- 49:11SPEAKER_06: Right.
- 49:12SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
- 49:12SPEAKER_07: There's no way that she's doing like free reign like over her life.
- 49:15SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 49:16SPEAKER_07: Not to say that she can't, but I feel like she has some people around her.
- 49:20SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 49:20SPEAKER_06: At the very least, a financial advisor or something.
- 49:23SPEAKER_06: Like, you know what I mean?
- 49:23SPEAKER_03: Well, she, you know, with that amount of wealth, you would want that anyway.
- 49:26SPEAKER_03: She probably has people.
- 49:27SPEAKER_06: She still has kids.
- 49:28SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but didn't something happen with the kids?
- 49:30SPEAKER_06: Well, they don't want to like see her or something.
- 49:32SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 49:32SPEAKER_03: For a while they did it, and now they are hard to see her.
- 49:36SPEAKER_06: What's their names?
- 49:36SPEAKER_06: Preston?
- 49:37SPEAKER_03: Uh Sean Preston.
- 49:38SPEAKER_06: And Preston Sean.
- 49:39SPEAKER_03: And some yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 49:41SPEAKER_07: Wait, they don't want to see her.
- 49:43SPEAKER_03: For a while they didn't want to see her.
- 49:44SPEAKER_07: This is really breaking my heart.
- 49:45SPEAKER_07: Sad.
- 49:46SPEAKER_06: You know what's bad when like they want to be with Kay Fed?
- 49:48SPEAKER_06: Their father is actually Fetterline.
- 49:50SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
- 49:51SPEAKER_04: What was his name?
- 49:51SPEAKER_04: Popo Gijo.
- 49:52SPEAKER_04: Papa Zhao.
- 49:53SPEAKER_04: Papa Zhao.
- 49:54SPEAKER_04: I kind of love Kevin Fetterline's look.
- 49:56SPEAKER_04: Popo Zhao.
- 49:58SPEAKER_07: But they don't want to see their mom.
- 50:00SPEAKER_07: That's really sad to me.
- 50:02SPEAKER_07: Well, look.
- 50:02SPEAKER_07: They're like, not until we get another album.
- 50:05SPEAKER_07: We're gonna be right back.
- 50:06SPEAKER_07: We're gonna be right back.
- 50:07SPEAKER_07: We're gonna be right back after these games.
- 50:08SPEAKER_07: And then when we come back, we're gonna be playing a lot of games.
- 50:11SPEAKER_07: I forgot that we're doing games.
- 50:12SPEAKER_07: That's so fun.
- 50:12SPEAKER_05: Yes, we will be doing games right after the break.
- 50:15unknown: Bye.
- 50:21SPEAKER_07: What in the 15 is going on here?
- 50:24SPEAKER_06: And we're back.
- 50:25SPEAKER_06: What did I say recently?
- 50:26SPEAKER_06: Oh, gays love pumpkins.
- 50:28SPEAKER_06: Pumpkins?
- 50:28SPEAKER_06: Well, we were at a restaurant and there were like pumpkin like plants behind him in the window.
- 50:33SPEAKER_06: And I was like, gays love pumpkins because they're packed with story.
- 50:36SPEAKER_06: Gays love pumpkins.
- 50:38SPEAKER_03: Packed with story?
- 50:39SPEAKER_03: What kind of story?
- 50:40SPEAKER_06: They just have a lot of narrative opportunities.
- 50:41SPEAKER_06: They do like Cinderella's one.
- 50:43SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 50:43SPEAKER_06: And like Halloween is anything.
- 50:46SPEAKER_06: Halloween town.
- 50:48SPEAKER_03: Let's wake that pumpkin up.
- 50:50SPEAKER_06: That pumpkin was litty ditty.
- 50:52SPEAKER_03: That pumpkin was telling a lot of stories about what was.
- 50:55SPEAKER_03: Was that town hall?
- 50:55SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 50:57SPEAKER_03: And when Marnie had to get the talisman into the pumpkin while Calabar was in the back on her ass.
- 51:02SPEAKER_03: What in the world are we talking about?
- 51:04SPEAKER_05: Didn't they recast Marnie?
- 51:06SPEAKER_03: They did on the fourth one.
- 51:07SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 51:07SPEAKER_03: With that girl from Aquamarine.
- 51:09SPEAKER_03: Sarah something.
- 51:10SPEAKER_03: She's blonde.
- 51:11SPEAKER_03: They're like, this is a little bit.
- 51:17SPEAKER_07: Disney.
- 51:18SPEAKER_07: Okay, see?
- 51:19SPEAKER_07: I'm always one channel off.
- 51:20SPEAKER_05: I love Disney.
- 51:21SPEAKER_05: And they were they were always one channel off.
- 51:23SPEAKER_05: Disney Nickelodeon, 35 and 38 for me.
- 51:26SPEAKER_05: Oh, 32 and 34 for me.
- 51:27SPEAKER_06: 34 and 35.
- 51:29SPEAKER_07: I'm 27.
- 51:32SPEAKER_07: Well, yeah.
- 51:33SPEAKER_06: Wait, Kiko, you have I need to see.
- 51:35SPEAKER_06: You have a photo of me looking probably cryptic and crazy as a clown from Clown Knight from our friends Aaron and Josh's like fundraiser.
- 51:41SPEAKER_06: Yes.
- 51:41SPEAKER_06: And I I said to Mike, I was like, I gotta remember to like smile and drag because like sometimes you like put a mean face on and it's like and the brows are giving severe.
- 51:48SPEAKER_06: No one wants that like weird mean mug.
- 51:51SPEAKER_06: Oh, I think you looked severe.
- 51:53SPEAKER_06: Boots.
- 51:54SPEAKER_06: Severe.
- 51:55SPEAKER_06: Thank you.
- 51:55SPEAKER_06: Okay, I'll take it.
- 51:56SPEAKER_06: I think you look beautiful.
- 51:57SPEAKER_06: It's like I want to see the picture, but I never want to see the picture.
- 51:59SPEAKER_06: So do what you want with that information.
- 52:01SPEAKER_06: I miss that event.
- 52:02SPEAKER_03: Do what you want with my body.
- 52:03SPEAKER_03: Wait, was that from Knockdown Center?
- 52:05SPEAKER_06: No, that's the time for the$3 bill.
- 52:07SPEAKER_06: I was like Lee.
- 52:08SPEAKER_06: I missed the party, but I was in full fucking like con drag.
- 52:10SPEAKER_06: Whoops.
- 52:11SPEAKER_06: What are you gonna do?
- 52:12SPEAKER_05: Well, what we're gonna do is play this goddamn game.
- 52:14SPEAKER_05: Now, the game is called label whores.
- 52:16SPEAKER_05: Yay, we love games.
- 52:18SPEAKER_05: You pick a person, place, thing, or idea and assign it a letter from the LGBTQIA spectrum.
- 52:24SPEAKER_03: And we have to defend it in a court of law.
- 52:26SPEAKER_05: We write down our our letter, and then on three we reveal it and say it for the listeners at home, and then we discuss.
- 52:32SPEAKER_05: And we don't have to agree, we can fight physically if we want to.
- 52:35SPEAKER_05: I can start with one.
- 52:36SPEAKER_05: Oh, I think that's great.
- 52:37SPEAKER_05: I was gonna say fire.
- 52:39SPEAKER_05: Fire.
- 52:39SPEAKER_05: Fire.
- 52:41SPEAKER_05: Well.
- 52:43SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 52:44SPEAKER_07: Yeah, okay.
- 52:45SPEAKER_03: Well, you you drew a doodle.
- 52:46SPEAKER_07: Yeah, because I'm creative.
- 52:48SPEAKER_03: Because you majored in studio art as a lot of it.
- 52:50SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because I'm fair.
- 52:50SPEAKER_07: Because I'm an artist.
- 52:52SPEAKER_03: Okay, now I feel like I have to do a doodle.
- 52:54SPEAKER_03: You don't have to, you can do a doodle.
- 52:55SPEAKER_05: I have to do whatever you want.
- 52:56SPEAKER_05: Final answers.
- 52:57SPEAKER_05: Ready?
- 52:58SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 52:58SPEAKER_05: On three.
- 52:59SPEAKER_05: One, two, three.
- 53:01SPEAKER_05: Reveal.
- 53:02SPEAKER_05: We have okay, Kiko, what do you got?
- 53:04SPEAKER_05: Gay.
- 53:05SPEAKER_05: Guard.
- 53:06SPEAKER_05: Interesting.
- 53:08SPEAKER_05: I see it.
- 53:09SPEAKER_05: Gina, bye.
- 53:10SPEAKER_05: I had bye too.
- 53:11SPEAKER_05: Okay, we have one match.
- 53:13SPEAKER_07: And over here on we're kind of.
- 53:15SPEAKER_05: Is there a point system?
- 53:16SPEAKER_07: We should co-host something.
- 53:17SPEAKER_07: Um yeah, there can be.
- 53:19SPEAKER_05: We only deduct points from your final grade, so we'll tell you what that is at the end.
- 53:22SPEAKER_05: And it's not looking good.
- 53:23SPEAKER_05: No, just kidding.
- 53:23SPEAKER_05: Uh, there's no points.
- 53:24SPEAKER_05: Um, let's wake it up.
- 53:26SPEAKER_05: What do we think?
- 53:26SPEAKER_05: Why why do we go gay?
- 53:28SPEAKER_07: Okay, I did gay because it's like can be beautiful to look at, but also you better be careful because being gay will ruin your life.
- 53:39SPEAKER_07: You will get burned.
- 53:39SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 53:40SPEAKER_05: It can ruin your life and the lives of others.
- 53:42SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 53:43SPEAKER_07: It will burn others.
- 53:44SPEAKER_07: And it can be really exciting when it's contained.
- 53:47SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 53:47SPEAKER_07: But when it's out of control, it's you better run.
- 53:50SPEAKER_05: She has an addiction to G.
- 53:52SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 53:52SPEAKER_05: To G.
- 53:53SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 53:53SPEAKER_06: That's why uh that's why I underline.
- 53:57SPEAKER_07: Yes, I was waiting for someone to notice.
- 53:59SPEAKER_07: I was waiting for someone to notice.
- 54:00SPEAKER_07: And also, that's my time.
- 54:02SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 54:02SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 54:02SPEAKER_07: Well, it's when you have a timer you can do anything.
- 54:04SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 54:05SPEAKER_07: So that's why I put G.
- 54:06SPEAKER_05: Wow, that's really good.
- 54:07SPEAKER_05: That's really good.
- 54:08SPEAKER_05: Okay.
- 54:08SPEAKER_03: Let me see you.
- 54:09SPEAKER_03: Okay, so I put Elphelisbian.
- 54:11SPEAKER_03: Lisbian.
- 54:12SPEAKER_03: Um think about fire as it relates to human history and its utility.
- 54:18SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 54:18SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's being survivor.
- 54:19SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 54:20SPEAKER_03: It's like once we got fire, it changed the game.
- 54:24SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 54:24SPEAKER_03: And who's always changing the game?
- 54:26SPEAKER_03: Lisbian.
- 54:28SPEAKER_03: It's also the heart.
- 54:29SPEAKER_05: You know, it's like the family center.
- 54:31SPEAKER_05: It's very um giving.
- 54:33SPEAKER_06: It's uh that can of beans ain't gonna cook itself.
- 54:36SPEAKER_03: You know, and also think about passion in terms of the LGBTQ.
- 54:42SPEAKER_07: I feel like it's L who's carrying it.
- 54:44SPEAKER_07: I mean, they are the first letter.
- 54:45SPEAKER_03: They're the first letter.
- 54:46SPEAKER_03: They are they're the first to move in as soon as they meet each other.
- 54:50SPEAKER_07: Oh, that's so true.
- 54:51SPEAKER_07: They're they're dropping.
- 54:52SPEAKER_07: That's the fire.
- 54:52SPEAKER_06: I said bye because um to me it's the closest thing to straight, maybe.
- 54:57SPEAKER_06: It's like for everyone.
- 54:58SPEAKER_06: Like everyone's like reaching for the fire, or like, yeah, you always scared of it.
- 55:04SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 55:04SPEAKER_06: And or Survivor felt like straight to me.
- 55:06SPEAKER_06: Even though Survivor's kind of canonically get Survivor of the show?
- 55:09SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 55:09SPEAKER_05: Oh, I said be because it's chaotic.
- 55:11SPEAKER_05: I was like, I'm thinking a chaotic bisexual.
- 55:13SPEAKER_05: It's kind of making a big scene, getting itself into a lot of places and problems.
- 55:17SPEAKER_05: It's not necessarily like things are possible to be able to do it.
- 55:19SPEAKER_07: It can be spread too thin.
- 55:21SPEAKER_07: It can be spread really far.
- 55:22SPEAKER_03: At Vassar who's bi.
- 55:24SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she's at Vassar.
- 55:26SPEAKER_03: She's breaking things.
- 55:26SPEAKER_07: Yeah, things are being she's a firecracker.
- 55:29SPEAKER_03: And she needs you to know that she's bi.
- 55:31SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 55:31SPEAKER_07: She's like, I'm here.
- 55:32SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 55:32SPEAKER_03: And she's burning bright light.
- 55:34SPEAKER_07: Burning bright bisexual.
- 55:35SPEAKER_05: She's burning bright bisexual, yeah.
- 55:37SPEAKER_07: Okay.
- 55:38SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I can see that.
- 55:39SPEAKER_07: I do feel more moved by your letters.
- 55:43SPEAKER_07: It is so beautiful to look at.
- 55:45SPEAKER_07: And you can look at a gay and be like, whoa, that is so nice.
- 55:49SPEAKER_07: I think it's gay.
- 55:50SPEAKER_05: I think it's gay because of all the letters, gay is the most dangerous.
- 55:54SPEAKER_07: Yeah, if you touch it.
- 55:55SPEAKER_05: I can get behind that.
- 55:57SPEAKER_06: But I I know why it's lesbian.
- 55:58SPEAKER_06: I know why it's lesbian.
- 56:00SPEAKER_06: And lesbian is gay.
- 56:01SPEAKER_03: But really, now that we're saying this, it's kind of like isn't it?
- 56:05SPEAKER_03: Maybe it's by.
- 56:06SPEAKER_05: Fire is tough because it's a very, it's a base, it's like a powerful ancient elemental force.
- 56:12SPEAKER_05: So that's why I thought maybe it was a little might have been a little hard to start with.
- 56:15SPEAKER_05: But I I I think I would change my answer to G.
- 56:17SPEAKER_05: I I would go G.
- 56:18SPEAKER_06: I wish I said G, but like I said B because I think like everyone has a relationship with it.
- 56:22SPEAKER_06: Yeah, for sure.
- 56:23SPEAKER_06: You know, I think has something everyone bumps up against fire in their own way.
- 56:27SPEAKER_07: I definitely got a point.
- 56:28SPEAKER_07: You got a hundred points.
- 56:29SPEAKER_07: I got a hundred points, and then I'm gonna chick the pick the next one.
- 56:31SPEAKER_07: Okay, perfect.
- 56:32SPEAKER_07: The next one is um Pringles.
- 56:36SPEAKER_05: Oh, I know.
- 56:40SPEAKER_05: Okay.
- 56:40SPEAKER_05: Three, two, one, reveal.
- 56:43SPEAKER_05: Oh yes, Garth.
- 56:45SPEAKER_05: That's what I said.
- 56:46SPEAKER_05: Oh well, it's taken the idea of a chip and transformed it completely.
- 56:51SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 56:51SPEAKER_05: There's nothing else like a Pringle.
- 56:53SPEAKER_05: And not only that, it's like contained within this like very specific vessel.
- 56:58SPEAKER_05: It's like there's this interplay between like what's inside and what's outside.
- 57:02SPEAKER_03: You were almost there.
- 57:03SPEAKER_03: I was almost Yeah, you were close.
- 57:05SPEAKER_05: I'm I'm in last Gina's losing points by the second.
- 57:10SPEAKER_03: I said trans because literally the whole point of Pringles is to take them and to like put them in your mouth and transform your lips into a duck.
- 57:17SPEAKER_03: Into a duck.
- 57:18SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 57:18SPEAKER_03: And that's trans.
- 57:19SPEAKER_07: And to like get filler is trans.
- 57:21SPEAKER_03: And getting filler is getting pickled.
- 57:24SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 57:25SPEAKER_03: Is trans.
- 57:25SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and quacking like a duck is very trans.
- 57:27SPEAKER_03: And duck walking and walking and duck walking that motherfucking duck, and that's trans.
- 57:31SPEAKER_07: House is trans.
- 57:32SPEAKER_03: And house is trans.
- 57:33SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 57:34SPEAKER_07: And trans is culture.
- 57:35SPEAKER_06: Pringles is kind of culture too.
- 57:36SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 57:36SPEAKER_06: Pringles is.
- 57:37SPEAKER_07: Like Pringles really made a splash on culture.
- 57:39SPEAKER_06: Pringles and a Diet Coke.
- 57:41SPEAKER_06: Mm-mm.
- 57:41SPEAKER_06: Forget it.
- 57:42SPEAKER_06: It's so good.
- 57:43SPEAKER_06: So good.
- 57:43SPEAKER_06: Maybe my sack of choice.
- 57:44SPEAKER_06: So I never do it.
- 57:46SPEAKER_06: Tell me about your G.
- 57:48SPEAKER_06: So okay.
- 57:49SPEAKER_06: I was like, once you pop the fun, don't stop, like having a hard time saying no, no, just sort of like you have addiction issues because you're gay and you hate yourself and you have things.
- 57:58SPEAKER_03: So you need a whole roll of the city.
- 58:00SPEAKER_07: Thank you for putting LGBT in the corner.
- 58:02SPEAKER_07: That's what you had to remember.
- 58:03SPEAKER_06: Yeah, literally.
- 58:04SPEAKER_06: I think there's no IA either.
- 58:08SPEAKER_06: It's an umbrella.
- 58:09SPEAKER_07: It's so true.
- 58:12SPEAKER_07: I put Q because it was kind of like they are an intersectional kind of snack.
- 58:17SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 58:18SPEAKER_07: And also I was thinking like once you pop the fun don't stop, it's like Okay.
- 58:21SPEAKER_07: Once you get queer, you know, it's like a slippery slope.
- 58:25SPEAKER_07: You just keep happening.
- 58:26SPEAKER_06: You can dip a toe, but honey, you're going in.
- 58:27SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 58:28SPEAKER_07: And also it's like queer culture.
- 58:30SPEAKER_07: You know, culture gets interesting once you start putting a Q true.
- 58:34SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 58:34SPEAKER_05: I love how you understand.
- 58:35SPEAKER_07: But also, who creates queer culture?
- 58:37SPEAKER_07: T.
- 58:37SPEAKER_05: T.
- 58:38SPEAKER_05: But also the can is sort of shaped like a dick, so gee.
- 58:41SPEAKER_03: That's so true.
- 58:42SPEAKER_03: But it's also a hole once the can is empty, and that's tea.
- 58:47SPEAKER_03: That's true.
- 58:48SPEAKER_03: And that's the tea.
- 58:49SPEAKER_03: And that's the tea.
- 58:51SPEAKER_03: Are we cutting?
- 58:52SPEAKER_03: Is that a is that a cut?
- 58:54SPEAKER_03: No, I'm just laughing.
- 58:56SPEAKER_07: Because it's actually, I think everyone really has the right answer.
- 58:59SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but except I except I think Garth and I get the points this time.
- 59:03SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, you guys definitely get a point this time.
- 59:04SPEAKER_05: Yeah, sorry.
- 59:05SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we both get 100 points.
- 59:06SPEAKER_06: Has anyone had Pringles in a nice cold can of Diet Coke?
- 59:11SPEAKER_06: For whatever reason, they really say that I have Diet Coke.
- 59:14SPEAKER_07: I don't think I definitely don't try to have full calorie Coke.
- 59:17SPEAKER_07: Look at this, huh?
- 59:18SPEAKER_07: What do you think about that?
- 59:19SPEAKER_07: Do you think we have full calorie Coke?
- 59:21SPEAKER_07: If I'm gonna have a Coke, it's gonna be shit.
- 59:22SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be Coke.
- 59:23SPEAKER_05: Real calories.
- 59:26SPEAKER_05: It's different.
- 59:27SPEAKER_05: It's a different experience.
- 59:28SPEAKER_05: When you when you're in the mood for a Coke, that's worlds away from when you're in the mood for a Diet Coke.
- 59:32SPEAKER_07: A Diet Coke, though, you can't you can't get past that flavor.
- 59:35SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, like not to get like anti-vax, but like I have a thing about aspartame.
- 59:39SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 59:40SPEAKER_03: I have a thing about aspartame.
- 59:41SPEAKER_03: It's chemical.
- 59:42SPEAKER_03: And it is will kill you, but it tastes so good.
- 59:44SPEAKER_03: I got aspartame pilled really early.
- 59:47SPEAKER_06: Oh no, no, aspartame.
- 59:48SPEAKER_06: I don't like Coke Zero.
- 59:49SPEAKER_03: No, no.
- 59:49SPEAKER_03: What?
- 59:50SPEAKER_03: They say they do say that there's a difference between like Diet Coke and Coke Zero.
- 59:54SPEAKER_06: I like Coke Zero.
- 59:56SPEAKER_05: Can you imagine a single person on earth wearing a Coke Zero hat?
- 59:58SPEAKER_06: That's how low that brands they sold it, and I was like, no, that's not cool.
- 1:00:02SPEAKER_05: That's not cool.
- 1:00:03SPEAKER_07: Coke Zero has nothing to do with culture, but I just do like Coke.
- 1:00:06SPEAKER_07: I'm a Coke girl.
- 1:00:07SPEAKER_07: I mean, I like Coke too.
- 1:00:10unknown: Huh?
- 1:00:11SPEAKER_03: Well, we don't want to say, but this is your intervention.
- 1:00:13SPEAKER_03: G and Coke.
- 1:00:14SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:00:15SPEAKER_03: G and Coke.
- 1:00:16SPEAKER_05: Yeah, G and C.
- 1:00:16SPEAKER_05: Your favorites.
- 1:00:17SPEAKER_05: Who's next?
- 1:00:18SPEAKER_05: Oh, I I maybe Garth.
- 1:00:20SPEAKER_05: Maybe you pick one.
- 1:00:21SPEAKER_03: Oh.
- 1:00:21SPEAKER_05: She can pick one.
- 1:00:22SPEAKER_03: Okay, so it can be anything.
- 1:00:26SPEAKER_05: Yeah, a person, place, thing, or idea.
- 1:00:29SPEAKER_03: Person place thing or idea.
- 1:00:34SPEAKER_06: You say barbecue Pringles, we're like, okay.
- 1:00:36SPEAKER_07: I was gonna pick pizza Pringles.
- 1:00:38SPEAKER_05: We might have to talk about pizza flavoring in general, but maybe we'll wear it.
- 1:00:40SPEAKER_05: I was thinking about that.
- 1:00:41SPEAKER_05: Pause on that.
- 1:00:42SPEAKER_02: Pizza flavored goldfish.
- 1:00:44SPEAKER_02: Wake that.
- 1:00:47SPEAKER_02: Pizza goldfish?
- 1:00:48SPEAKER_03: Bitch.
- 1:00:49SPEAKER_03: That is pizza flavored goldfish.
- 1:00:51SPEAKER_01: It's so good.
- 1:00:52SPEAKER_01: It's so good.
- 1:00:53SPEAKER_01: It's so good.
- 1:00:54SPEAKER_01: Wasn't the bag like Italian?
- 1:00:56SPEAKER_01: Wasn't it like red, white, and green?
- 1:00:57SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 1:00:59SPEAKER_01: And like airbrushed.
- 1:01:00SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:01:01SPEAKER_01: I know mine now.
- 1:01:02SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 1:01:02SPEAKER_03: It all brought Luigi Mangioni.
- 1:01:04SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 1:01:05SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 1:01:05SPEAKER_03: Well, okay, no, I know.
- 1:01:08SPEAKER_06: I write me out of drag.
- 1:01:11SPEAKER_05: You know?
- 1:01:13SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I see that.
- 1:01:14SPEAKER_05: Okay, ready?
- 1:01:15SPEAKER_05: Three, two, one, reveal.
- 1:01:17SPEAKER_07: Oh my good lord.
- 1:01:20SPEAKER_07: This is wild to me.
- 1:01:21SPEAKER_07: Wow.
- 1:01:22SPEAKER_07: There's things that they're asleep and they gotta get woken up.
- 1:01:24SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:01:24SPEAKER_06: Well, B.
- 1:01:26SPEAKER_06: Something for everyone.
- 1:01:28SPEAKER_03: Literally something for everyone.
- 1:01:31SPEAKER_03: Luigi Mangioni united this country in a way that very few people have been able to do.
- 1:01:38SPEAKER_03: That's my answer.
- 1:01:38SPEAKER_03: That's why I went like people aspire to that.
- 1:01:41SPEAKER_05: But the reason why I put T is because of like the transformative power of violence.
- 1:01:45SPEAKER_05: Like he was like, I'm making change.
- 1:01:47SPEAKER_05: This is like this is the only thing that's gonna make some waves.
- 1:01:51SPEAKER_06: Didn't someone from McDonald's rat him out?
- 1:01:53SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:01:54SPEAKER_06: And she thought she was like a hero, and everyone's like, she's a narc.
- 1:01:58SPEAKER_07: He likes Pokemon.
- 1:01:59SPEAKER_07: I mean, it's just it's too much.
- 1:02:01SPEAKER_05: I mean, that is pretty bi.
- 1:02:02SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:02:02SPEAKER_07: It's amazing.
- 1:02:04SPEAKER_07: And I I I kind of did this face to kind of show how I feel.
- 1:02:07SPEAKER_07: Like you want to lick it?
- 1:02:09SPEAKER_08: Oh.
- 1:02:10SPEAKER_08: Oh, you're gooning.
- 1:02:12SPEAKER_08: Okay.
- 1:02:13SPEAKER_07: You all goon.
- 1:02:14SPEAKER_07: We are both in agreement.
- 1:02:15SPEAKER_07: We're scissoring.
- 1:02:16SPEAKER_07: Okay.
- 1:02:17SPEAKER_07: How about you over there?
- 1:02:18SPEAKER_06: Oh, I just said like for the people, kinda.
- 1:02:20SPEAKER_06: Umbrella vibes.
- 1:02:21SPEAKER_06: It's kind of queer to shoot someone.
- 1:02:26SPEAKER_05: I don't disagree.
- 1:02:28SPEAKER_05: Period.
- 1:02:34SPEAKER_05: Moving on.
- 1:02:35SPEAKER_01: Did I like I have nothing else to say?
- 1:02:39SPEAKER_05: Okay, Gina, you pick one now.
- 1:02:40SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, I don't know.
- 1:02:42SPEAKER_06: It's hard for me not to pick food.
- 1:02:46SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
- 1:02:46SPEAKER_06: It's like I would love that.
- 1:02:47SPEAKER_06: Is food the only thing that exists for me?
- 1:02:49SPEAKER_06: Maybe the Yeah, I I feel like I went left field.
- 1:02:52SPEAKER_06: Because my hoop earring fell out, I'll say hoop earrings.
- 1:02:54SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 1:02:56SPEAKER_06: That's hard.
- 1:02:58SPEAKER_05: 321 reveal.
- 1:03:00SPEAKER_05: Wow.
- 1:03:02SPEAKER_05: Keeks.
- 1:03:03SPEAKER_05: I.
- 1:03:03SPEAKER_05: I.
- 1:03:04SPEAKER_05: Garth T Gina G.
- 1:03:07SPEAKER_05: Mike L.
- 1:03:08SPEAKER_05: Question mark.
- 1:03:09SPEAKER_05: Question mark.
- 1:03:10SPEAKER_05: Because I really, yeah, I had a hard time.
- 1:03:11SPEAKER_05: They're not lesbian.
- 1:03:12SPEAKER_05: Well, the only thing they're not lesbians.
- 1:03:13SPEAKER_05: The only reason why they're not going to be able to do it.
- 1:03:17SPEAKER_05: All of us are like, listen, listen.
- 1:03:19SPEAKER_05: To me, they're deeply feminine.
- 1:03:20SPEAKER_05: You know, it's like the love of femininity.
- 1:03:23SPEAKER_05: Female form, female energy.
- 1:03:25SPEAKER_07: What's going on with you over there?
- 1:03:27SPEAKER_07: Gay.
- 1:03:27SPEAKER_07: Okay, what do why?
- 1:03:28SPEAKER_07: Just because it's like kind of gay?
- 1:03:30SPEAKER_06: Yeah, because like gay guys are gonna love a girl in hoops.
- 1:03:35SPEAKER_06: Or they're gonna be 90s gay, like hoops in general.
- 1:03:39SPEAKER_03: I went with turns.
- 1:03:42SPEAKER_06: Interesting.
- 1:03:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:03:43SPEAKER_03: When I think of a lesbian, a lesbian, I think of like stud earrings or maybe even no earrings at all.
- 1:03:49SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:03:50SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:03:51SPEAKER_03: But then I when I think of like a gay man, I'm like, a gay man is not wearing hoops.
- 1:03:56SPEAKER_03: Hoop earrings.
- 1:03:57SPEAKER_03: They're wearing like I guess I never I think of yeah, when I think of hoops, I think of like a chola.
- 1:04:02SPEAKER_06: Yeah, as I said, I kind of meant like chola hoops.
- 1:04:04SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:04:05SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
- 1:04:07SPEAKER_03: So that's why I had to go back to the trans girls, the dolls.
- 1:04:10SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the dolls.
- 1:04:13SPEAKER_07: To carry on of this conversation, I think I kept hoops kind of like are jumping around a lot for me.
- 1:04:20SPEAKER_07: But it's not like they're for everyone at the same time.
- 1:04:25SPEAKER_07: It's like you can be classy.
- 1:04:28SPEAKER_07: Sometimes it's classy.
- 1:04:29SPEAKER_07: Sometimes you're a hooker.
- 1:04:31SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:04:31SPEAKER_07: Sometimes you're both and so then I was kind of like, you know what?
- 1:04:35SPEAKER_07: Who hasn't gotten love tonight?
- 1:04:36SPEAKER_07: It's you're so right.
- 1:04:38SPEAKER_05: You're actually you're actually so right.
- 1:04:39SPEAKER_07: Because hoops, you can look at them and you can be high and low.
- 1:04:43SPEAKER_07: It's my crowd.
- 1:04:45SPEAKER_07: Always is.
- 1:04:46SPEAKER_07: I'm just looking at your high and low.
- 1:04:48SPEAKER_07: And you can be high or low.
- 1:04:50SPEAKER_07: You can be high or low.
- 1:04:51SPEAKER_03: Is this a Patreon exclusive?
- 1:04:52SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:04:53SPEAKER_03: I have a panty on, like, congrats.
- 1:04:56SPEAKER_07: That's rare.
- 1:04:57SPEAKER_07: But it's also it's like queer.
- 1:04:58SPEAKER_07: It's queer is like more like umbrella.
- 1:05:00SPEAKER_07: Like this, like everyone belongs, but when you wear a hoop, it's also kind of like this is this is I'm wearing a hoop.
- 1:05:06SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:05:06SPEAKER_03: Do you all love hoops?
- 1:05:08SPEAKER_03: I like who doesn't like hoops from season one of Flavor of Love.
- 1:05:11SPEAKER_07: Oh, for sure.
- 1:05:12SPEAKER_07: Again, one of our origin stories.
- 1:05:13SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:05:13SPEAKER_05: So Kiko, you get you get 5,000 points for that.
- 1:05:15SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'll give you that.
- 1:05:16SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I'd give myself 5,000 points.
- 1:05:17SPEAKER_07: And you play Divas on a cliff.
- 1:05:19SPEAKER_05: Yeah, maybe we should change up the game unless anyone has.
- 1:05:20SPEAKER_06: Divas on a cliff.
- 1:05:22SPEAKER_06: Let's throw some Dizzy princesses on there, maybe.
- 1:05:24SPEAKER_05: Ooh, okay, sure.
- 1:05:25SPEAKER_05: Right.
- 1:05:26SPEAKER_05: So the ultimate Divas.
- 1:05:28SPEAKER_05: Bell, Cinderella, and Ariel.
- 1:05:32SPEAKER_05: Ariel and Snow White.
- 1:05:33SPEAKER_05: Who would you kick off the cliff first?
- 1:05:35SPEAKER_03: Immediately Snow White.
- 1:05:36unknown: Yeah.
- 1:05:36SPEAKER_03: I got it.
- 1:05:37SPEAKER_03: Immediately Snow White.
- 1:05:38SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
- 1:05:38SPEAKER_03: That bitch is asleep half the movie.
- 1:05:40SPEAKER_03: Cinderella on there?
- 1:05:40SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:05:41SPEAKER_07: Snow White.
- 1:05:42SPEAKER_07: Cindy.
- 1:05:42SPEAKER_07: I gotta write this down.
- 1:05:43SPEAKER_06: No, no, no, you don't have to.
- 1:05:44SPEAKER_06: No, I need to I need a Chi Chi like the LGBTQ.
- 1:05:47SPEAKER_07: Snow White, Belle, Cinderella, and Ariel.
- 1:05:50SPEAKER_07: Anastasia?
- 1:05:50SPEAKER_07: Jasmine?
- 1:05:51SPEAKER_07: Anastasia's not Disney.
- 1:05:52SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she's Fox.
- 1:05:52SPEAKER_03: She's Fox.
- 1:05:53SPEAKER_03: Okay, Jasmine, get her on there.
- 1:05:55SPEAKER_07: Wait, no, only four.
- 1:05:56SPEAKER_06: Jasmine and Tiana, get her get around there.
- 1:05:58SPEAKER_06: We'll do them next.
- 1:05:58SPEAKER_06: There's more princesses.
- 1:05:59SPEAKER_06: It's fine.
- 1:06:00SPEAKER_03: Snow White immediately chops.
- 1:06:02SPEAKER_07: You're immediately chopped.
- 1:06:03SPEAKER_07: She's four.
- 1:06:03SPEAKER_03: What has Snow White done?
- 1:06:04SPEAKER_03: She has she has power.
- 1:06:06SPEAKER_05: Do you mean she's four years old?
- 1:06:08SPEAKER_07: No, she doesn't.
- 1:06:08SPEAKER_07: She can talk to animals.
- 1:06:10SPEAKER_07: But she talks like these.
- 1:06:12SPEAKER_03: I don't think she's actually having communication with those animals.
- 1:06:15SPEAKER_07: But did you guys see the newest Snow White?
- 1:06:17SPEAKER_07: No.
- 1:06:17SPEAKER_07: No.
- 1:06:18SPEAKER_07: What's what's her name?
- 1:06:19SPEAKER_07: Zoe Saldana?
- 1:06:20SPEAKER_07: No.
- 1:06:20SPEAKER_07: No.
- 1:06:20SPEAKER_07: I'll get it right.
- 1:06:21SPEAKER_07: Salmahayo.
- 1:06:22SPEAKER_07: Zoe Ziegler?
- 1:06:23SPEAKER_07: No.
- 1:06:23SPEAKER_07: Rachel Zeggle.
- 1:06:25SPEAKER_07: Rachel Zegler.
- 1:06:25SPEAKER_07: We're like Zoe Zeggle.
- 1:06:26SPEAKER_07: Rachel Saldana.
- 1:06:28SPEAKER_07: Rachel Zegler.
- 1:06:29SPEAKER_07: Not to be confused with that girl from Wednesday.
- 1:06:31SPEAKER_05: Jen Jenna Or.
- 1:06:32SPEAKER_05: Over Jenna Ortega.
- 1:06:33SPEAKER_05: Jenna Ortega.
- 1:06:34SPEAKER_05: It was like Jenny Ortega?
- 1:06:35SPEAKER_03: I'm over it.
- 1:06:35SPEAKER_03: I was never.
- 1:06:36SPEAKER_03: Rachel Ziegler is also currently a Vita.
- 1:06:38SPEAKER_07: Is that right?
- 1:06:39SPEAKER_07: Yes.
- 1:06:39SPEAKER_03: She is.
- 1:06:39SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 1:06:40SPEAKER_07: Okay.
- 1:06:40SPEAKER_03: She's very talented.
- 1:06:41SPEAKER_07: I think she really sang it.
- 1:06:43SPEAKER_03: She's she's very talented.
- 1:06:44SPEAKER_03: Fun fact, I I'm on an album with her.
- 1:06:46SPEAKER_03: Really?
- 1:06:47SPEAKER_03: Yep.
- 1:06:47SPEAKER_03: What are you doing?
- 1:06:48SPEAKER_03: Watski's last album.
- 1:06:50SPEAKER_03: I think she's like the track right before mine.
- 1:06:51SPEAKER_03: And T Pain.
- 1:06:52SPEAKER_03: Let's wake that up.
- 1:06:53SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 1:06:54SPEAKER_03: What the?
- 1:06:55SPEAKER_06: What the f what the what?
- 1:06:56SPEAKER_06: I love T-Pain.
- 1:06:57SPEAKER_06: Are they canceled?
- 1:06:59SPEAKER_03: No, actually, I think T Pain is like very much being Renee.
- 1:07:06SPEAKER_07: What's your name?
- 1:07:08SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:07:08SPEAKER_03: T Pain is T T.
- 1:07:11SPEAKER_07: T is T.
- 1:07:12SPEAKER_03: T Pain is T.
- 1:07:13SPEAKER_03: T-Pain is T and in Pain.
- 1:07:15SPEAKER_07: Wait, okay, you're an album with Rachel Ziegler.
- 1:07:17SPEAKER_07: Do you think there were any gay people on that set?
- 1:07:20SPEAKER_06: Yeah, were the gays on set?
- 1:07:21SPEAKER_03: No.
- 1:07:21SPEAKER_03: She didn't get a video.
- 1:07:24SPEAKER_03: I did.
- 1:07:25SPEAKER_07: Okay, so anyways, you want to kick Snow White off?
- 1:07:26SPEAKER_07: Okay, I'm not wedded to Snow White, so I guess I would kick her off too.
- 1:07:29SPEAKER_03: She's going first.
- 1:07:30SPEAKER_06: She's a child.
- 1:07:31SPEAKER_06: Is Snow White a child?
- 1:07:32SPEAKER_06: Yeah, she's like four in the movie.
- 1:07:33SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 1:07:34SPEAKER_06: In the animation, she's like four.
- 1:07:36SPEAKER_07: Majority, who's are we kicking off Snow White?
- 1:07:38SPEAKER_07: I'm kicking off Snow.
- 1:07:39SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:07:39SPEAKER_07: Four.
- 1:07:39SPEAKER_07: So four out of four, we kick off Snow White.
- 1:07:41SPEAKER_07: Who's next?
- 1:07:42SPEAKER_05: Belle.
- 1:07:42SPEAKER_05: Jimmy Cinderella's gone.
- 1:07:44SPEAKER_07: Belle's not gone.
- 1:07:45SPEAKER_07: She likes a big, honky, hairy man, and that's hot to me.
- 1:07:48SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:07:49SPEAKER_03: Belle's a freak.
- 1:07:50SPEAKER_03: Belle's a freak.
- 1:07:50SPEAKER_03: Bell's a freak.
- 1:07:51SPEAKER_07: Okay.
- 1:07:52SPEAKER_07: And she's kind of smart.
- 1:07:53SPEAKER_07: She likes books.
- 1:07:54SPEAKER_03: She does read.
- 1:07:55SPEAKER_03: And I think that's good.
- 1:07:56SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:07:57SPEAKER_03: I think she has a victim mentality.
- 1:07:59SPEAKER_02: More than this credential.
- 1:08:00SPEAKER_02: Credential.
- 1:08:01SPEAKER_02: I know.
- 1:08:02SPEAKER_03: That's the college version.
- 1:08:02SPEAKER_03: She's uh she's a notary public.
- 1:08:04SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:08:05SPEAKER_03: She's gotta stay up.
- 1:08:06SPEAKER_03: She's updating her resume.
- 1:08:07SPEAKER_06: That's her at the registrar.
- 1:08:09SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 1:08:09SPEAKER_06: So really Bell's an accountant.
- 1:08:11SPEAKER_03: She's a CPA.
- 1:08:12SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:08:13SPEAKER_02: She's not Bell Shirms certified.
- 1:08:16SPEAKER_03: She's she's a she's an HRP.
- 1:08:18SPEAKER_02: What about her fat dad?
- 1:08:20SPEAKER_03: Um, Belle.
- 1:08:21SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you're you want to kick off Cinderella before Belle.
- 1:08:25SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm hearing.
- 1:08:25SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:08:26SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:08:27SPEAKER_03: On what grounds?
- 1:08:27SPEAKER_03: Because Cinderella is like literally an orphan who's just like trying to do the best for herself with her big deception.
- 1:08:34SPEAKER_03: I enjoy Belle more.
- 1:08:34SPEAKER_03: I enjoyed it.
- 1:08:35SPEAKER_03: Her mom killed herself because her Cinderella.
- 1:08:38SPEAKER_07: Cinderella's kind of the Karen of the Disney princesses.
- 1:08:41SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:08:41SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:08:42SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's why Cinderella, but what about Brandy Cinderella?
- 1:08:44SPEAKER_03: Oh, well that changes everything.
- 1:08:47SPEAKER_03: Literally the go.
- 1:08:48SPEAKER_02: We didn't save animated girls.
- 1:08:51SPEAKER_06: Okay, all animated girls.
- 1:08:52SPEAKER_02: So we kicked off.
- 1:08:53SPEAKER_06: Black Cinderella should just be like Counterpunt or like anything.
- 1:08:55SPEAKER_06: Current.
- 1:08:56SPEAKER_06: Obviously.
- 1:08:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:08:57SPEAKER_03: But super cunt.
- 1:08:58SPEAKER_03: But not bringing her back to the city.
- 1:08:59SPEAKER_03: That's only known as Black Cinderella, like that movie.
- 1:09:01SPEAKER_03: What if all of them?
- 1:09:05SPEAKER_03: She can go.
- 1:09:05SPEAKER_07: Is there a black bell?
- 1:09:07SPEAKER_03: No.
- 1:09:07SPEAKER_03: We haven't gotten there yet.
- 1:09:08SPEAKER_03: And there won't be.
- 1:09:09SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:09:09SPEAKER_03: Not in this economy.
- 1:09:12SPEAKER_07: Not after Emma Watch.
- 1:09:13SPEAKER_06: Apparently, I love Cinderella like growing up.
- 1:09:15SPEAKER_06: Apparently.
- 1:09:16SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:09:16SPEAKER_06: Because I want to kick her off next, also, but my mom would always sort of remind me in public that I like love Cinderella in a way that was like problematic.
- 1:09:24SPEAKER_06: And she'd pants you.
- 1:09:25SPEAKER_06: Yeah, literally.
- 1:09:26SPEAKER_06: I used to get so embarrassed because she'd be like, he loves Cinderella.
- 1:09:29SPEAKER_06: And she'd be like, stop crying.
- 1:09:30SPEAKER_06: She'd literally just slug me.
- 1:09:32SPEAKER_06: I'd be like, okay.
- 1:09:34SPEAKER_06: Like, I like it.
- 1:09:35SPEAKER_06: I'm like, because of the animals.
- 1:09:37SPEAKER_06: She's taking videos.
- 1:09:38SPEAKER_05: Well, the mice were cute, but that's not Cinderella.
- 1:09:40SPEAKER_05: Those are mice.
- 1:09:41SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:09:41SPEAKER_05: You do talk to mice.
- 1:09:42SPEAKER_05: So I'm not sure.
- 1:09:43SPEAKER_03: I guess Cinderella was a little bit passive in her own story.
- 1:09:47SPEAKER_03: She wasn't taking charge or control because she could have poisoned those two evil subsisters and her stepmother, had all of the inheritance that she needed and kept it pushing.
- 1:09:57SPEAKER_03: She's the least cunty character in the entire movie.
- 1:09:59SPEAKER_03: No offense.
- 1:10:00SPEAKER_07: But she's so pretty.
- 1:10:01SPEAKER_07: She's such a pretty choke.
- 1:10:02SPEAKER_06: She's so pretty, and she uh anyone who wears a black choker, I'm not sure.
- 1:10:05SPEAKER_06: At a formal event, it's like, okay, we're off next.
- 1:10:07SPEAKER_06: I'm still kidding.
- 1:10:08SPEAKER_06: Yeah, she's going next.
- 1:10:09SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 1:10:09SPEAKER_06: She also has ADHD.
- 1:10:11SPEAKER_06: You like you saw her clean that floor?
- 1:10:14SPEAKER_06: Took hours.
- 1:10:15SPEAKER_06: Took hours.
- 1:10:16SPEAKER_06: Yeah, maybe the maybe does it.
- 1:10:18SPEAKER_07: She's doing Adderall.
- 1:10:19SPEAKER_07: Cinderella.
- 1:10:19SPEAKER_07: She's my Adderall, like ASAP.
- 1:10:22SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:10:22SPEAKER_07: So she's on like psychedelics.
- 1:10:24SPEAKER_07: The rest is really easy.
- 1:10:25SPEAKER_07: If we've kicked off Snow White and Cinderella, it's really easy for me from here on out.
- 1:10:28SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Bell Ariel.
- 1:10:29SPEAKER_07: Bell Ariel.
- 1:10:30SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:10:30SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:10:31SPEAKER_03: Belle Ariel.
- 1:10:32SPEAKER_06: Which are my two top two favorite Dizzy movies, to be honest.
- 1:10:34SPEAKER_03: Sorry, no one's stopping Milan.
- 1:10:36SPEAKER_07: I mean, crazy to not put her on here.
- 1:10:40SPEAKER_07: Yeah! My she is.
- 1:10:45SPEAKER_06: Stop Asian Hate.
- 1:10:46SPEAKER_06: Stop Asian Hate.
- 1:10:47SPEAKER_05: In like the in the doll line, she's a princess, but not in the movie.
- 1:10:50SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 1:10:50SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 1:10:51SPEAKER_06: It doesn't mean you're royal.
- 1:10:52SPEAKER_05: Tiana's not a princess either.
- 1:10:54SPEAKER_05: Yes, she is.
- 1:10:55SPEAKER_03: A princess of New Orleans?
- 1:10:56SPEAKER_03: Was she a princess of it?
- 1:10:56SPEAKER_05: No, he's from a different made-up country.
- 1:10:58SPEAKER_03: I actually I saw a mouse.
- 1:11:01SPEAKER_05: Really?
- 1:11:01SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:11:02SPEAKER_03: Oh no!
- 1:11:02SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
- 1:11:03SPEAKER_05: We've never had a angle to see it.
- 1:11:05SPEAKER_07: It's okay.
- 1:11:05SPEAKER_07: It's okay.
- 1:11:06SPEAKER_07: Sorry.
- 1:11:07SPEAKER_03: I've never been more scared in my life.
- 1:11:08SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you're because mammalian.
- 1:11:10SPEAKER_05: So I know him.
- 1:11:12SPEAKER_05: It's on the wall.
- 1:11:12SPEAKER_00: What do you mean it's on the wall?
- 1:11:14SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, you're right.
- 1:11:15SPEAKER_05: Okay, what are we gonna do?
- 1:11:16SPEAKER_00: We're gonna continue the episode.
- 1:11:18SPEAKER_03: No, it was climbing up.
- 1:11:19SPEAKER_03: It was yeah.
- 1:11:20SPEAKER_03: No, it's down.
- 1:11:21SPEAKER_03: It's working its way down.
- 1:11:22SPEAKER_03: I don't want to show you.
- 1:11:23SPEAKER_06: It's my therapist.
- 1:11:25SPEAKER_06: Why is it so visible?
- 1:11:27SPEAKER_07: Oh, it's just it's just right in the corner.
- 1:11:29SPEAKER_06: Why is it so visible?
- 1:11:30SPEAKER_06: Garth, I know.
- 1:11:32SPEAKER_06: Don't hurt Derek.
- 1:11:34SPEAKER_06: Please hold.
- 1:11:35SPEAKER_07: Um we're back.
- 1:11:37SPEAKER_05: And we're back.
- 1:11:38SPEAKER_07: Mulan wasn't a princess um like so explicitly, but she did end up becoming the pride of China, like the country of China.
- 1:11:45SPEAKER_06: Which I guess is maybe nothing is more comp than the original like teaser trailer to Milan.
- 1:11:50SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
- 1:11:51SPEAKER_06: It was so dark and scary.
- 1:11:52SPEAKER_06: It was like you destroyed China and all these things.
- 1:11:56SPEAKER_03: The soundtrack, the Eddie Murphy was really funny too.
- 1:11:59SPEAKER_07: He was.
- 1:11:59SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:12:00SPEAKER_03: He was just really Yeah, Milan is always gonna eat.
- 1:12:03SPEAKER_03: But I mean, I can understand.
- 1:12:04SPEAKER_03: Milan is gay.
- 1:12:05SPEAKER_02: Like canonically.
- 1:12:07SPEAKER_07: Oh, oh wait.
- 1:12:08SPEAKER_07: And that's even better.
- 1:12:09SPEAKER_03: She's not waiting for it.
- 1:12:10SPEAKER_07: She's love an Asian beauty.
- 1:12:11SPEAKER_07: Right.
- 1:12:11SPEAKER_07: You gotta who is that girl I see?
- 1:12:14SPEAKER_07: Literally.
- 1:12:15SPEAKER_07: Staring straight back.
- 1:12:16SPEAKER_03: Hello.
- 1:12:16SPEAKER_03: Straight.
- 1:12:17SPEAKER_03: It's a gay guy.
- 1:12:18SPEAKER_07: When will my reflection show who I mean it's who I am inside?
- 1:12:22SPEAKER_07: I have visceral memories of me and like all of our family, friends, the kids, like sitting in a room just looking at it, being watching this movie, being like, it's so good.
- 1:12:31SPEAKER_07: Like, okay, it's speaking to us.
- 1:12:34SPEAKER_05: She's so pretty, too.
- 1:12:36SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:12:36SPEAKER_05: Great.
- 1:12:36SPEAKER_05: I can't say that.
- 1:12:37SPEAKER_05: The design is great.
- 1:12:38SPEAKER_03: Like the animation style, like the characters.
- 1:12:41SPEAKER_02: We can't clear it.
- 1:12:41SPEAKER_03: Uh another song she doesn't know.
- 1:12:43SPEAKER_02: Look at me, what?
- 1:12:45SPEAKER_02: I am ulala.
- 1:12:47SPEAKER_06: I am ulala.
- 1:12:48SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 1:12:49SPEAKER_02: I am ulala.
- 1:12:51SPEAKER_05: That's the new uh Britney song, actually.
- 1:12:52SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:12:53SPEAKER_02: Ulala.
- 1:12:59SPEAKER_07: No, I see.
- 1:13:01SPEAKER_03: Let's wake a keychain up.
- 1:13:03SPEAKER_03: A lot of you girls can't do Keychains.
- 1:13:04SPEAKER_03: You don't have a range for a keychain.
- 1:13:06SPEAKER_07: I do know the lyrics to that song.
- 1:13:07SPEAKER_03: Well, there's like the ex Tina version, and then there's Leah Salonga version.
- 1:13:12SPEAKER_03: Is it Leah Salonga's dude?
- 1:13:13SPEAKER_03: Leah Salonga, yes.
- 1:13:14SPEAKER_07: Pocahontas, yeah.
- 1:13:15SPEAKER_06: Pocahontas.
- 1:13:16SPEAKER_06: Pocahontist.
- 1:13:18SPEAKER_06: It's crazy to not even include her.
- 1:13:19SPEAKER_06: We can do either.
- 1:13:22SPEAKER_06: Pocahontists.
- 1:13:22SPEAKER_06: Are they this?
- 1:13:23unknown: Yes.
- 1:13:24SPEAKER_03: Pocahontas and Mulan, like these are peers, right?
- 1:13:26SPEAKER_03: Like when you throw Snow White into that conversation, I'm like, you can't compete when you don't compare.
- 1:13:31SPEAKER_03: Where you don't compare.
- 1:13:32SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:13:32unknown: Anyway.
- 1:13:33SPEAKER_07: Snow White isn't is not even on the same level as Mulan and Pocahontas.
- 1:13:37SPEAKER_07: She never will be.
- 1:13:38SPEAKER_07: Okay.
- 1:13:38SPEAKER_06: She's a child.
- 1:13:39SPEAKER_06: Well, now I decided she's a whore.
- 1:13:41SPEAKER_06: Okay, I'm I need to.
- 1:13:43SPEAKER_03: Four years old at one point.
- 1:13:44SPEAKER_06: She's at whore in daycare.
- 1:13:46SPEAKER_06: You know?
- 1:13:47SPEAKER_03: She's the whore of daycare.
- 1:13:48SPEAKER_06: Yeah, there's always one.
- 1:13:49SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:13:50SPEAKER_03: And Monique also said that.
- 1:13:51SPEAKER_00: Monique.
- 1:13:53SPEAKER_03: Monique said that.
- 1:13:54SPEAKER_03: She said, You're the whore of daycare.
- 1:13:56SPEAKER_07: Let's do tier two.
- 1:13:57SPEAKER_07: Tier two princesses is Pocahontas.
- 1:14:00SPEAKER_07: Mulan.
- 1:14:01SPEAKER_07: Jasmine.
- 1:14:02SPEAKER_06: Well, this is about to get a cunt off.
- 1:14:05SPEAKER_03: This is about to get crazy because.
- 1:14:06SPEAKER_06: No, she had a two that I was not here for.
- 1:14:10SPEAKER_06: Nala.
- 1:14:11SPEAKER_07: Nala.
- 1:14:12SPEAKER_07: Jasmine.
- 1:14:13SPEAKER_07: Pocahontas.
- 1:14:14SPEAKER_07: Mulan.
- 1:14:16SPEAKER_05: And Wendy.
- 1:14:17SPEAKER_05: First off the cliff is Nala.
- 1:14:19SPEAKER_05: Wait, did we ever say Bell if we don't want to say Bell?
- 1:14:22SPEAKER_07: She's going to hold on and say Bell over the couple.
- 1:14:23SPEAKER_03: Don't do this, brother.
- 1:14:24SPEAKER_03: Last.
- 1:14:25SPEAKER_03: Second to last.
- 1:14:25SPEAKER_03: Ariel was.
- 1:14:27SPEAKER_02: Ariel won the last round?
- 1:14:28SPEAKER_02: Ariel won.
- 1:14:28SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Ariel won.
- 1:14:29SPEAKER_02: Because we can't push her off.
- 1:14:30SPEAKER_02: She's got things.
- 1:14:31SPEAKER_02: You can't push her off.
- 1:14:31SPEAKER_03: She's a bell over Ariel.
- 1:14:33SPEAKER_05: I do.
- 1:14:33SPEAKER_07: Yeah, if it's the cliff, it's a new brother by the ocean, she's gonna swear.
- 1:14:38SPEAKER_05: I mean girl over mermaid.
- 1:14:39SPEAKER_05: It's my favorite.
- 1:14:41SPEAKER_07: Ariel Ariel Ariel.
- 1:14:42SPEAKER_07: But anyways, new rounds.
- 1:14:43SPEAKER_07: Part of your world, part of your world will gut you.
- 1:14:45SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:14:46SPEAKER_07: And it has.
- 1:14:47SPEAKER_07: So we're obviously you guys kicked off Mala first, I guess.
- 1:14:49SPEAKER_07: Malifirst, yeah.
- 1:14:51SPEAKER_03: And she's not human.
- 1:14:52SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:14:53SPEAKER_07: Right.
- 1:14:53SPEAKER_07: She like doesn't have a dress.
- 1:14:55SPEAKER_07: Doesn't mean that we're not attracted to the girl.
- 1:14:57SPEAKER_07: She's acting naked.
- 1:14:58SPEAKER_03: She's kind of a hogbody type.
- 1:14:59SPEAKER_07: Everyone was kind of attracted to Simba, right?
- 1:15:02SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:15:02SPEAKER_05: I can't, I'd rather not say.
- 1:15:04SPEAKER_05: I kind of didn't like, I mean, Simba always felt like a downgrade from Mufasa.
- 1:15:07SPEAKER_05: I mean, I know he's younger, but like Mufasa was like really, really handsome.
- 1:15:10SPEAKER_07: Yes, Mufasa was hot.
- 1:15:11SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Mufasa can have me.
- 1:15:14SPEAKER_07: I think I wasn't really picky.
- 1:15:16SPEAKER_05: Um, okay, so uh Nal's gone.
- 1:15:18SPEAKER_05: It's Pocahontas.
- 1:15:19SPEAKER_05: Both honest Mulan and Jasmine.
- 1:15:20SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:15:21SPEAKER_05: Jasmine's next.
- 1:15:22SPEAKER_05: Jasmine is gone.
- 1:15:23SPEAKER_05: Wait, wait, hold on.
- 1:15:24SPEAKER_06: Let's just think it through.
- 1:15:25SPEAKER_06: That's gay icon.
- 1:15:26SPEAKER_06: Evil Jasmine is maybe a gay icon.
- 1:15:28SPEAKER_06: You know that was straight to DVD.
- 1:15:31SPEAKER_07: She's in the first one.
- 1:15:31SPEAKER_07: Really cunted out.
- 1:15:32SPEAKER_07: Yes, she is.
- 1:15:34SPEAKER_07: She's the most.
- 1:15:35SPEAKER_05: You are wrong.
- 1:15:35SPEAKER_05: Evil Jasmine, Jafar takes Jasmine and turns her red.
- 1:15:38SPEAKER_05: And that's when she's in the fucking um.
- 1:15:40SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's the second movie.
- 1:15:40SPEAKER_07: No, the first one.
- 1:15:41SPEAKER_07: That's the first one.
- 1:15:42SPEAKER_07: That's the first one.
- 1:15:42SPEAKER_07: Are you sure?
- 1:15:43SPEAKER_07: I think it's two.
- 1:15:44SPEAKER_05: Yes, it's one.
- 1:15:45SPEAKER_03: It's been a minute.
- 1:15:45SPEAKER_03: It's been a minute.
- 1:15:46SPEAKER_03: I think it's two.
- 1:15:47SPEAKER_05: It's one.
- 1:15:47SPEAKER_05: She might be trapped.
- 1:15:48SPEAKER_05: There were three.
- 1:15:49SPEAKER_05: She might, but she was in the first one.
- 1:15:51SPEAKER_05: Evil Jasmine is in the first one.
- 1:15:52SPEAKER_06: Jasmine's a little bit.
- 1:15:53SPEAKER_06: Are you sure she might be trapped in the first one?
- 1:15:55SPEAKER_06: But I don't think she's evil out there.
- 1:15:56SPEAKER_06: She's red.
- 1:15:56SPEAKER_05: In the hourglass, she's she's turned.
- 1:15:58SPEAKER_05: Because Jafar Contab.
- 1:15:59SPEAKER_05: She's churned.
- 1:16:01SPEAKER_05: He was like, I want you to wear this outfit and put the little thing in your hair.
- 1:16:04SPEAKER_05: Just like a queen.
- 1:16:05SPEAKER_03: She's she's she's really pretty.
- 1:16:07SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:16:07SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
- 1:16:08SPEAKER_03: So wait, where she's a Jasmine.
- 1:16:09SPEAKER_03: Whoasmond Mulan and Polk.
- 1:16:12SPEAKER_05: I could make an argument to cut Mulan and Are you kidding?
- 1:16:16SPEAKER_05: I absolutely not.
- 1:16:17SPEAKER_03: She's actually literal, she's literally fighting the Huns.
- 1:16:21SPEAKER_03: What has Jasmine ever fought?
- 1:16:22SPEAKER_03: I think her father's uh control over her destiny.
- 1:16:25SPEAKER_07: One factory control over her body.
- 1:16:27SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that's how she's gonna marry her off.
- 1:16:29SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:16:30SPEAKER_07: Control oh, control Mulan literally fine trans.
- 1:16:33SPEAKER_06: It's gone.
- 1:16:34SPEAKER_06: Yeah, she was.
- 1:16:36SPEAKER_03: She had everything on the line.
- 1:16:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:16:39SPEAKER_07: Jasmine wonderful body.
- 1:16:41SPEAKER_07: Did you say Mulan was trans?
- 1:16:43SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:16:44SPEAKER_07: Literally.
- 1:16:44SPEAKER_07: But do you think she oh no oh yes, it's in the story.
- 1:16:47SPEAKER_07: I forgot for a second.
- 1:16:48SPEAKER_06: She she was cross-dressing.
- 1:16:49SPEAKER_07: Right, right, right.
- 1:16:51SPEAKER_07: I just thought I missed something important for a second.
- 1:16:53SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like sorry, Jasmine.
- 1:16:54SPEAKER_07: Like pretending to be a boy.
- 1:16:56SPEAKER_07: Jasmine is a literal dance.
- 1:16:57SPEAKER_06: I never loved Jasmine.
- 1:16:58SPEAKER_06: I always thought she was kind of moody attitude, Judy.
- 1:17:00SPEAKER_05: She looks great.
- 1:17:01SPEAKER_05: I think she was cool.
- 1:17:02SPEAKER_05: She looks great.
- 1:17:02SPEAKER_07: Okay, I'll kick her off.
- 1:17:03SPEAKER_06: Wonderful figure.
- 1:17:04SPEAKER_06: She's waiting for you, clearly.
- 1:17:06SPEAKER_06: She needed that coin.
- 1:17:07SPEAKER_06: No, no.
- 1:17:07SPEAKER_06: She only liked Aladdin like he if he had munz.
- 1:17:10SPEAKER_06: That's also true.
- 1:17:10SPEAKER_06: She's a cool experience.
- 1:17:12SPEAKER_06: She's a bitch.
- 1:17:12SPEAKER_03: She kind of sucks.
- 1:17:13SPEAKER_03: Okay, so she's dead.
- 1:17:14SPEAKER_07: So then we just have, you know, our girl's Pocahontas.
- 1:17:17SPEAKER_03: So we have like the queen of China and the Queen of the Americas.
- 1:17:21SPEAKER_06: What was Pocahontas' sister's name?
- 1:17:24SPEAKER_06: Nicole?
- 1:17:26SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it was Nicole.
- 1:17:28SPEAKER_01: Pocahontas.
- 1:17:29SPEAKER_03: Nicole.
- 1:17:30SPEAKER_01: I swear to God, her sister's name was like Nicole.
- 1:17:33SPEAKER_03: Wasn't it like what was her sister's name?
- 1:17:37SPEAKER_03: Angela?
- 1:17:38SPEAKER_03: Something's not.
- 1:17:39SPEAKER_03: I don't want to make up like Powhatan.
- 1:17:41SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't want to make up native.
- 1:17:43SPEAKER_03: I swear to God it was Nicole.
- 1:17:44SPEAKER_07: I thought they I thought they were Nikki.
- 1:17:47SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Nikki Virginia.
- 1:17:48SPEAKER_07: Pocahontas and Nicki.
- 1:17:49SPEAKER_07: Nicki Barov.
- 1:17:50SPEAKER_07: I think it could be in it's kind of normal.
- 1:17:52SPEAKER_07: It's like Pocahontas and like I can't comment on the arrest.
- 1:17:57SPEAKER_05: I think I think Pocahontas takes it.
- 1:17:59SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:17:59SPEAKER_05: I think she wins.
- 1:18:00SPEAKER_07: I I I think it might be because I think Mulan is gonna survive.
- 1:18:04SPEAKER_07: She yeah, she gets knocked off the cliff.
- 1:18:05SPEAKER_03: She doesn't die, though.
- 1:18:06SPEAKER_03: She doesn't die, she doesn't die, but she breaks her legs and she has to like she's not gonna die.
- 1:18:11SPEAKER_07: Because remember, she almost falls off that mountain and they remember she's in the snow and all that stuff.
- 1:18:16SPEAKER_07: You have to reweap that.
- 1:18:17SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:18:18SPEAKER_06: So her shins like impale through her shoulders, but she's okay.
- 1:18:22SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know, yeah.
- 1:18:23SPEAKER_03: But Pocahontas is like communing with all of nature and the wind and just those lips.
- 1:18:27SPEAKER_06: Pocahontas.
- 1:18:29SPEAKER_06: That phase.
- 1:18:29SPEAKER_06: She had that round Naomi Camel mouth.
- 1:18:31SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:18:32SPEAKER_06: She did.
- 1:18:32SPEAKER_07: The way she she has that indigenous creating her hair under the willow tree.
- 1:18:36SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:18:37SPEAKER_07: Also, that movie kind of awakened your soul in a way.
- 1:18:40SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:18:41SPEAKER_07: It was transcendent, Pocahontist.
- 1:18:43SPEAKER_07: It might Pocahontist.
- 1:18:44SPEAKER_05: It might be one of the most historically inaccurate retellings of anything ever.
- 1:18:48SPEAKER_06: But she looks and that's why she's lasting long.
- 1:18:51SPEAKER_06: And also the the other.
- 1:18:53SPEAKER_03: No, she was an actual child.
- 1:18:54SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, she was.
- 1:18:55SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:18:55SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:18:56SPEAKER_03: Oh, she was.
- 1:18:56SPEAKER_03: 5'11.
- 1:18:57SPEAKER_03: She was 14.
- 1:18:58SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I don't like this.
- 1:18:59SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:18:59SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:19:00SPEAKER_03: They're not.
- 1:19:00SPEAKER_03: Let's wake that up.
- 1:19:01SPEAKER_03: Let's make her 5'11 and a little bit like Naomi.
- 1:19:08SPEAKER_03: I don't know the music from that as well.
- 1:19:09SPEAKER_03: Like Mulan's soundtrack eats Pocanus' soundtrack.
- 1:19:12SPEAKER_07: Well, I mean, are you sure?
- 1:19:13SPEAKER_03: They were both flirting with pentatonic scale.
- 1:19:16SPEAKER_07: No no no no no.
- 1:19:17SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
- 1:19:19SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it does.
- 1:19:21SPEAKER_03: True to your heart, but alone.
- 1:19:24SPEAKER_02: Cause the wind.
- 1:19:26SPEAKER_02: We'll have to.
- 1:19:32SPEAKER_06: Should we do one more round?
- 1:19:34SPEAKER_06: I'm interested in like the Jonas brothers, including Frankie.
- 1:19:36SPEAKER_06: Ugh.
- 1:19:37SPEAKER_06: And then like maybe.
- 1:19:38SPEAKER_03: They can all jump together.
- 1:19:39SPEAKER_06: Yeah, chop them all off.
- 1:19:40SPEAKER_03: As far as I'm concerned.
- 1:19:41SPEAKER_03: Maybe Nick Jonas.
- 1:19:43SPEAKER_03: He's the one who's most MAGA.
- 1:19:44SPEAKER_03: I think they're hot.
- 1:19:45SPEAKER_03: He is.
- 1:19:46SPEAKER_03: Y'all need to start Googling girls.
- 1:19:48SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
- 1:19:48SPEAKER_03: Wake up, sheeple.
- 1:19:50SPEAKER_03: I was gonna save him.
- 1:19:51SPEAKER_03: I think.
- 1:19:52SPEAKER_03: But I I understand like he's the hottest.
- 1:19:54SPEAKER_03: Visually, I do under aesthetically, I do understand.
- 1:19:57SPEAKER_07: You've told me this before, and I was disappointed in one of you told me, and I'm disappointed now.
- 1:20:01SPEAKER_07: Him and Priyanka?
- 1:20:02SPEAKER_03: I didn't say both.
- 1:20:03SPEAKER_07: But also like Tate McRae, right?
- 1:20:06SPEAKER_07: Yeah, she's manga, she's from Canada.
- 1:20:08SPEAKER_03: You girls start.
- 1:20:10SPEAKER_06: I say MAGA.
- 1:20:12SPEAKER_03: MAGA.
- 1:20:13SPEAKER_03: MAGA is like elegant.
- 1:20:14SPEAKER_03: MAGA MAGA, it's all hateful.
- 1:20:16SPEAKER_03: You know, Tate McRae asked Morgan Wallen to open for her tour.
- 1:20:21SPEAKER_07: Jesus.
- 1:20:22SPEAKER_03: Decisions were made.
- 1:20:23SPEAKER_03: Choices were made.
- 1:20:26SPEAKER_03: I think the music is not that good.
- 1:20:29SPEAKER_03: And Zara Larson Hive rise up.
- 1:20:31SPEAKER_03: You could take the girl out of the Zamboni.
- 1:20:32SPEAKER_03: No one's a good one.
- 1:20:33SPEAKER_03: But you can't take the Zamboni out of the girl.
- 1:20:34SPEAKER_07: Hi, this is me, Kiko, and I'm plugging Midnight Sun.
- 1:20:38SPEAKER_07: Same.
- 1:20:38SPEAKER_07: That's a song.
- 1:20:39SPEAKER_07: We don't need Tate McCrae when Zara Larson's.
- 1:20:41SPEAKER_07: No one's really talking about it yet.
- 1:20:42SPEAKER_07: But it's like people need to get in on that.
- 1:20:45SPEAKER_03: It's really good.
- 1:20:45SPEAKER_06: It's really good.
- 1:20:46SPEAKER_06: Have we heard Mariah's new single?
- 1:20:48SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 1:20:49SPEAKER_03: I haven't actually.
- 1:20:50SPEAKER_03: I'ma keep it nice.
- 1:20:51SPEAKER_03: I'ma keep it neat.
- 1:20:52SPEAKER_03: I'ma keep it shaking.
- 1:20:54SPEAKER_03: I'ma keep it sweet.
- 1:20:55SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:20:55SPEAKER_02: It's been a second since you've had a song, right?
- 1:20:58SPEAKER_02: I want to see.
- 1:21:00SPEAKER_05: Raise the chandelier and move the table and have you sing live.
- 1:21:02SPEAKER_05: But we we'll do that on the next episode, don't worry.
- 1:21:04SPEAKER_07: Speaking of Mariah, did you see the video of Mariah sneaking in on her son who is like streaming?
- 1:21:10SPEAKER_07: And he's just going.
- 1:21:12SPEAKER_02: Mom, get out of my room.
- 1:21:15SPEAKER_07: She's like, and then her friends are like, yo, yo, yo, can we say hi?
- 1:21:18SPEAKER_07: Can we say hi, your mom?
- 1:21:19SPEAKER_07: Can we say your mom?
- 1:21:19SPEAKER_07: Hi, Mrs.
- 1:21:20SPEAKER_07: Carey.
- 1:21:21SPEAKER_07: It's like, yo, that's your mom.
- 1:21:23SPEAKER_07: Mrs.
- 1:21:23SPEAKER_07: Carey.
- 1:21:24SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
- 1:21:24SPEAKER_08: I mean, she has a basket of laundry.
- 1:21:26SPEAKER_03: Mariah Carey has two teenagers.
- 1:21:31SPEAKER_05: Moroccan Scott.
- 1:21:32SPEAKER_05: Oh.
- 1:21:33SPEAKER_05: Moroccan.
- 1:21:34SPEAKER_07: Moroccan?
- 1:21:35SPEAKER_07: Moroccan is his name.
- 1:21:36SPEAKER_07: Moroccan.
- 1:21:36SPEAKER_07: Okay.
- 1:21:37SPEAKER_07: And row what?
- 1:21:38SPEAKER_07: Uh-huh.
- 1:21:38SPEAKER_07: Okay.
- 1:21:39SPEAKER_07: Rosalia?
- 1:21:40SPEAKER_07: Moroccan.
- 1:21:41SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but it was supposed to be like Moroccan and Monroe.
- 1:21:45SPEAKER_07: That's what it was.
- 1:21:46SPEAKER_07: That's what it was.
- 1:21:48SPEAKER_07: Is it a play on rock and roll?
- 1:21:49SPEAKER_07: Yeah, isn't that crazy?
- 1:21:51SPEAKER_05: That sounds like uh McCannon's doing.
- 1:21:53SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:21:54SPEAKER_05: You gotta stop him from having kids.
- 1:21:55SPEAKER_05: That's just he needs a snip snip.
- 1:21:57SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he has a lot.
- 1:21:58SPEAKER_05: A hundred.
- 1:21:58SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:21:59SPEAKER_07: Moroccan and Monroe sound sound like Yankee candle flavors.
- 1:22:02SPEAKER_03: Well Morocco and Monroe.
- 1:22:03SPEAKER_03: Mariah Carey has a Moroccan room in her apartment.
- 1:22:07SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna walk back my stuff.
- 1:22:08SPEAKER_03: And she also loves Marilyn Monroe.
- 1:22:10SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna walk back what I said.
- 1:22:11SPEAKER_05: So maybe it wasn't Nick, maybe it was Monroe.
- 1:22:12SPEAKER_06: But I'm sure Nick Cannon was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:22:15SPEAKER_06: What's her name again?
- 1:22:17SPEAKER_06: That's what he says to Mariah.
- 1:22:18SPEAKER_06: Is the father of those two children?
- 1:22:20SPEAKER_03: Imagine.
- 1:22:21SPEAKER_07: I actually like them together.
- 1:22:23SPEAKER_07: She married him.
- 1:22:24SPEAKER_07: Moms love drumline, but now she's married to her dancer, right?
- 1:22:27SPEAKER_03: No, they broke up.
- 1:22:28SPEAKER_07: So who's she married to now?
- 1:22:30SPEAKER_07: Nobody.
- 1:22:31SPEAKER_03: You know who she's dating?
- 1:22:34SPEAKER_07: Who?
- 1:22:35SPEAKER_03: Wow, that's anti-black.
- 1:22:37SPEAKER_06: Anderson Pock.
- 1:22:38SPEAKER_06: I thought you said Anderson Cock.
- 1:22:41SPEAKER_06: Anderson Cooper.
- 1:22:42SPEAKER_06: Anderson Cooper.
- 1:22:43SPEAKER_06: She turned him.
- 1:22:44SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:22:45SPEAKER_06: If anyone could, it's Mariah.
- 1:22:46SPEAKER_07: Anderson Cock.
- 1:22:47SPEAKER_07: Wait, Barth, you say that's racist, but again, you're talking to someone who I couldn't tell Lydia Tarr apart from Kate Blanchett.
- 1:22:54SPEAKER_03: I don't know who Lydia Tarr is.
- 1:22:55SPEAKER_03: Who is that?
- 1:22:56SPEAKER_07: Played by Kate Blanchett is Lydia Tarr.
- 1:22:59SPEAKER_03: I'm like, oh yeah, this is a good question.
- 1:23:01SPEAKER_03: I couldn't say that.
- 1:23:02SPEAKER_03: That's so funny.
- 1:23:02SPEAKER_07: I couldn't tell um.
- 1:23:04SPEAKER_07: Anderson Park is our part from Kate Blanchett.
- 1:23:08SPEAKER_03: You know, like um, you know, what Bruno Mars when you know they do their minstrel show.
- 1:23:14SPEAKER_03: Do you like Bruno Mars?
- 1:23:16SPEAKER_03: And they put on those wigs.
- 1:23:17SPEAKER_06: Oh.
- 1:23:18SPEAKER_06: Bruno Mars on a date orders pasta with butter.
- 1:23:21SPEAKER_07: Oh my gosh.
- 1:23:22SPEAKER_07: Bruno Marr is is shorter than me.
- 1:23:24SPEAKER_03: Bruno Marr.
- 1:23:25SPEAKER_03: Bruno Marr.
- 1:23:25SPEAKER_07: Bruno Marr is literally he's smaller than me.
- 1:23:29SPEAKER_03: It's okay.
- 1:23:29SPEAKER_03: There's nothing.
- 1:23:30SPEAKER_07: That's why he gets pasta with butter.
- 1:23:31SPEAKER_07: I just want everyone to know that.
- 1:23:32SPEAKER_07: Because he's trying to grow?
- 1:23:33SPEAKER_07: He's trying to grow.
- 1:23:34SPEAKER_07: Famously.
- 1:23:35SPEAKER_02: You tell me you're in love with me.
- 1:23:40SPEAKER_02: That you can take your pretty assal from Magic.
- 1:23:45SPEAKER_06: I want to believe it.
- 1:23:49SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 1:23:50SPEAKER_03: I love that.
- 1:23:52SPEAKER_03: How dare you?
- 1:23:52SPEAKER_03: We're just gonna pitch correct that.
- 1:23:54SPEAKER_03: Singing out of my nose.
- 1:23:55SPEAKER_07: Were we both singing Sometimes I Run?
- 1:23:56SPEAKER_07: I was singing How to Make a Man Out of You.
- 1:23:58SPEAKER_07: I'm not really sure the lyrics of what you were doing.
- 1:24:00SPEAKER_03: We don't know what you heard.
- 1:24:01SPEAKER_07: We don't know what you were doing.
- 1:24:03SPEAKER_06: I heard Sometimes I Run again.
- 1:24:04SPEAKER_06: No, they were a year.
- 1:24:06SPEAKER_06: You're gas at me.
- 1:24:08SPEAKER_06: Did they send me daughters when I asked for Huns?
- 1:24:10SPEAKER_06: When I asked for sons.
- 1:24:12SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 1:24:12SPEAKER_07: What is the general's name again?
- 1:24:14SPEAKER_07: Nicole.
- 1:24:18SPEAKER_06: I just say that for everyone.
- 1:24:19SPEAKER_06: I'm like it's Nicole.
- 1:24:22SPEAKER_06: Nicole.
- 1:24:23SPEAKER_06: Nicole.
- 1:24:24SPEAKER_06: Nicole is real and she's getting a spinoff.
- 1:24:26SPEAKER_06: Wait, counter pun, drag queen in a blue lip.
- 1:24:30SPEAKER_06: Um, punt.
- 1:24:31SPEAKER_06: Kind of pun.
- 1:24:32SPEAKER_06: I'm wearing one next week, but it's punt.
- 1:24:34SPEAKER_06: Oh, I agree with you.
- 1:24:35SPEAKER_03: It depends on your And I'm gonna react.
- 1:24:37SPEAKER_03: It always depends, but I can't believe it.
- 1:24:38SPEAKER_03: On your palette.
- 1:24:39SPEAKER_05: You can't say it depends.
- 1:24:40SPEAKER_05: I think you guys go with your gut.
- 1:24:41SPEAKER_05: It's probably punt.
- 1:24:42SPEAKER_03: Ping lip on a black girl is different.
- 1:24:44SPEAKER_03: Reads differently.
- 1:24:46SPEAKER_07: And also, like, is the blue lip glittery?
- 1:24:48SPEAKER_03: Is it dark blue?
- 1:24:49SPEAKER_05: Is it ombre?
- 1:24:50SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:24:50SPEAKER_03: Oh.
- 1:24:50SPEAKER_06: Or is it ombre?
- 1:24:52SPEAKER_06: Well, it's gonna be cute and like have a little dog booty.
- 1:24:54SPEAKER_06: Like it's gonna be ombre.
- 1:24:56SPEAKER_06: But it's still punt to me.
- 1:24:57SPEAKER_06: But I am doing it next week.
- 1:24:59SPEAKER_07: I would love I think like a full glitter blue, electric blue lip is funny.
- 1:25:04SPEAKER_07: It's kind of giving like the fifth element vibe, kind of crazy.
- 1:25:08SPEAKER_05: I kind of like I'm good on glitter lips forever, I think.
- 1:25:11SPEAKER_05: I don't like glitter lips.
- 1:25:12SPEAKER_07: I haven't had enough.
- 1:25:13SPEAKER_06: They're pretty, but I it has to be a glitter gloss.
- 1:25:17SPEAKER_07: Sure.
- 1:25:17SPEAKER_06: Because a glitter lip, it looks beautiful, but like to me, glitter is like dry and like sand.
- 1:25:22SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:25:22SPEAKER_06: So you want like supple, succulent, wet.
- 1:25:25SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's what I want for my mouth.
- 1:25:26SPEAKER_06: I don't want like a lot of things.
- 1:25:27SPEAKER_07: And I kind of want like dry, mad max kind of like blown.
- 1:25:31SPEAKER_05: Yeah, just bar, prolapse.
- 1:25:34SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:25:34SPEAKER_05: It should look prolapsed.
- 1:25:36SPEAKER_07: I want like spray.
- 1:25:37SPEAKER_07: I want I want raid in my teeth.
- 1:25:39SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:25:40SPEAKER_07: In your eyes.
- 1:25:40SPEAKER_07: Maybe your bottom half.
- 1:25:42SPEAKER_06: Someone in my algorithm has been trying to like send me candy or like advertised candy like companies to me.
- 1:25:48SPEAKER_06: There's this company that like uses the brand gushers and they make like super sour, crazy shit with like lemon juice and da-da-da-da-da.
- 1:25:55SPEAKER_06: And I'm like, isn't it awful that you can like have a business off of someone else's like products?
- 1:25:59SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, when they were like everyone was freeze-drying candy on TikTok and like you'd buy it.
- 1:26:03SPEAKER_05: This company like sells gushers with their remix.
- 1:26:05SPEAKER_05: And it's like, is that legal?
- 1:26:06SPEAKER_05: I guess you could like put MMs in cookies and like sell the cookies.
- 1:26:09SPEAKER_05: Okay, two that's a legal bath.
- 1:26:10SPEAKER_07: Wait, punt or punt.
- 1:26:11SPEAKER_07: Fruit leather.
- 1:26:13SPEAKER_05: Punt.
- 1:26:14SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:26:14SPEAKER_06: Is it homemade?
- 1:26:16SPEAKER_03: Oh.
- 1:26:16SPEAKER_03: Is it homemade?
- 1:26:17SPEAKER_07: No, I think it's like in a package.
- 1:26:19SPEAKER_06: I had a window.
- 1:26:20SPEAKER_06: Is it like trying to be, sorry, is it like trying to be like cool and healthy?
- 1:26:23SPEAKER_06: Like, are we talking about fruit by the foot?
- 1:26:25SPEAKER_06: No, like fruit leather.
- 1:26:26SPEAKER_06: It's not a fruit roll up, no, it's like craft services fruit leather.
- 1:26:29SPEAKER_05: Yeah, no, that's a punt for me.
- 1:26:32SPEAKER_07: Well, that's different.
- 1:26:33SPEAKER_07: And also how many cows had to die?
- 1:26:35SPEAKER_07: Hopefully.
- 1:26:39SPEAKER_06: Fruit leather is like Williamsburg mom.
- 1:26:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there was a period where I feel like I I'm hunted for it.
- 1:26:45SPEAKER_03: Late 90s, where I I saw like the strawberry fruit leather at the grocery store and I was like, I'm curious about that.
- 1:26:51SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:26:51SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I would try that.
- 1:26:52SPEAKER_03: Fruit leather curious.
- 1:26:53SPEAKER_07: I would never go out and buy it for myself, but if I see it, I'll get I'll eat like 10.
- 1:26:57SPEAKER_07: Sure fruit.
- 1:26:58SPEAKER_07: It's always like effing brown.
- 1:26:59SPEAKER_06: It's always you know, like because it's like rolled strawberries.
- 1:27:04SPEAKER_06: It's like tiny fucking red dye.
- 1:27:06SPEAKER_07: I actually feel like we're gonna the four of us would be aligned on most candies.
- 1:27:10SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:27:11SPEAKER_07: Sour patch kids.
- 1:27:13SPEAKER_03: I actually have some pretty strong opinions about candies.
- 1:27:15SPEAKER_03: No kids.
- 1:27:16SPEAKER_03: Steve is on a cliff.
- 1:27:16SPEAKER_03: Sour watermelons or sour patch kids.
- 1:27:18SPEAKER_03: Sour watermelons, what's that?
- 1:27:20SPEAKER_07: Oh, I am pushing the watermelons off.
- 1:27:22SPEAKER_07: Really?
- 1:27:22SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:27:24SPEAKER_05: I like the the OG.
- 1:27:26SPEAKER_05: The OG.
- 1:27:26SPEAKER_05: Watermelons.
- 1:27:27SPEAKER_03: Chess watermelon.
- 1:27:28SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:27:28SPEAKER_06: You have had the little sour watermelons, they're sour patch kid brand.
- 1:27:32SPEAKER_06: They're pink.
- 1:27:33SPEAKER_06: I don't think I have.
- 1:27:34SPEAKER_06: They look like do they look like watermelons?
- 1:27:36SPEAKER_06: Yeah, a little slice.
- 1:27:36SPEAKER_03: Pink and green.
- 1:27:37SPEAKER_03: See, I might save those over regular, but nah.
- 1:27:41SPEAKER_03: I'm dragging the kids around because they give me something different each time.
- 1:27:44SPEAKER_03: You're right, they're not kids.
- 1:27:45SPEAKER_03: I don't really eat those kinds of candies like that anymore.
- 1:27:47SPEAKER_03: Like at a movie?
- 1:27:48SPEAKER_03: At a movie to have I'm always getting chocolate.
- 1:27:50SPEAKER_03: To have a Coca-Cola and Sour Patch Kids and popcorn.
- 1:27:53SPEAKER_03: I love chocolate, obviously, but I will turn me from like shit.
- 1:27:55SPEAKER_03: I like gummy bears.
- 1:27:56SPEAKER_03: Haribo.
- 1:27:58SPEAKER_03: Haribo's amazing.
- 1:27:59SPEAKER_03: The flavor is like.
- 1:28:00SPEAKER_03: Haribo gummy bears.
- 1:28:01SPEAKER_03: Haribo Gasai gummy bears.
- 1:28:02SPEAKER_07: Hari sour haribo gummi bears gummy bears.
- 1:28:05SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:28:05SPEAKER_07: I've never had that.
- 1:28:06SPEAKER_07: I mean, it's like the best of both worlds now we're talking about.
- 1:28:08SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna put gummy bears.
- 1:28:09SPEAKER_05: I the texture to me, it's never it's never what I want it to be.
- 1:28:12SPEAKER_05: It's a little too firm.
- 1:28:13SPEAKER_05: You have to put them in the fridge.
- 1:28:14SPEAKER_05: Oh, I was gonna say put them in the fridge.
- 1:28:15SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:28:16SPEAKER_06: And make them firmer.
- 1:28:17SPEAKER_06: You need to make firm.
- 1:28:18SPEAKER_06: Hariboo is on the firm side.
- 1:28:19SPEAKER_06: I know what you mean.
- 1:28:20SPEAKER_06: But the flavor, haribu uh is unmatched.
- 1:28:23SPEAKER_06: The juice in every bite is like nuts.
- 1:28:25SPEAKER_06: It's like, how do they get this in here?
- 1:28:27SPEAKER_07: Whenever anyone talks about haribo, I always have to recap the best part of the internet when people were doing the reviews of the sugar-free haribows.
- 1:28:35SPEAKER_06: When everyone's like sharding out their eyes.
- 1:28:38SPEAKER_07: It was like the internet was still really young, but people were doing like reviews of that sugar-free haribow, and they were like, I thought everyone was lying, but when I bought these, I I've shat my brains out.
- 1:28:48SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I don't remember that.
- 1:28:49SPEAKER_07: They're just kind of like, I thought everyone was joking and I had these, and then an hour later, I'm like, my ass is on fire.
- 1:28:55SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
- 1:28:55SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you really want to do a sugar.
- 1:28:58SPEAKER_07: People were writing like paragraphs about it online, and I was like in college, like Yeah, it really made you chart it out.
- 1:29:04SPEAKER_05: Counter Punt jelly belly jelly beans.
- 1:29:06SPEAKER_05: Punt.
- 1:29:08SPEAKER_03: I don't like jelly beans.
- 1:29:09SPEAKER_05: Well, compare them to compare them to the CVS jelly beans.
- 1:29:12SPEAKER_05: The bigger ones.
- 1:29:13SPEAKER_05: I like better.
- 1:29:15SPEAKER_03: Gina hits her friends.
- 1:29:16SPEAKER_03: Huh?
- 1:29:16SPEAKER_03: Gina hits.
- 1:29:18SPEAKER_03: That's fine.
- 1:29:19SPEAKER_03: I can fight.
- 1:29:20SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:29:20SPEAKER_03: I don't want to fight, but I but I can't fight.
- 1:29:23SPEAKER_07: Uh if I had to pick a lineup, I would put Garth in the lineup.
- 1:29:26SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:29:27SPEAKER_07: I'd put you in the lineup too, because I think that you two would both throw.
- 1:29:30SPEAKER_07: So we can maybe we should be on the same team.
- 1:29:32SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:29:33SPEAKER_05: I think that's the right course of it.
- 1:29:34SPEAKER_05: Protectors.
- 1:29:36SPEAKER_05: Um no, I don't like jelly bellies.
- 1:29:37SPEAKER_05: I think they're they're overrated.
- 1:29:39SPEAKER_05: I'll take a bag of buttered popcorn to myself.
- 1:29:41SPEAKER_05: That's the most overrated flavor.
- 1:29:42SPEAKER_05: Butter popcorn jelly beans.
- 1:29:44SPEAKER_05: Jelly belly.
- 1:29:45SPEAKER_07: I'm not into jelly beans.
- 1:29:46SPEAKER_07: Candy corn.
- 1:29:47SPEAKER_07: I like an Easter colour.
- 1:29:48SPEAKER_07: What do you do in Christ's resurrection?
- 1:29:49SPEAKER_07: I like the 90s.
- 1:29:50SPEAKER_07: I like candy.
- 1:29:50SPEAKER_07: I like a 90 candy jelly.
- 1:29:52SPEAKER_07: You like candy corn and not jelly beans.
- 1:29:53SPEAKER_06: I like a couple candy corn.
- 1:29:54SPEAKER_06: I like a couple candy corns.
- 1:29:56SPEAKER_03: Between October 1st and November 1st.
- 1:29:57SPEAKER_03: Candy corn or candy corn pumpkins.
- 1:29:59SPEAKER_03: Or a mixed?
- 1:30:00SPEAKER_03: What is a candy corn?
- 1:30:01SPEAKER_07: What is a candy corn pumpkin?
- 1:30:02SPEAKER_07: Are you both get off our set?
- 1:30:04SPEAKER_07: Sorry, we're immigrants.
- 1:30:06SPEAKER_03: What is a candy corn?
- 1:30:06SPEAKER_03: We just got here.
- 1:30:07SPEAKER_03: It's a pumpkin.
- 1:30:08SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna say this is the first time I've even heard the term candy.
- 1:30:10SPEAKER_07: Candy corn popcorn.
- 1:30:12SPEAKER_07: Are you kidding?
- 1:30:13SPEAKER_07: Pumpkin or popcorn?
- 1:30:15SPEAKER_07: Pumpkin!
- 1:30:15SPEAKER_03: No, I've never heard of it.
- 1:30:16SPEAKER_06: Pumpkins are packed with stories.
- 1:30:18SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you did say, you did say, you did say.
- 1:30:20SPEAKER_06: And they're also available around the month of September.
- 1:30:23SPEAKER_07: Can you pause for a second before you even explain?
- 1:30:25SPEAKER_07: Because I'm having a cultural moment now.
- 1:30:26SPEAKER_07: I've never heard of it.
- 1:30:27SPEAKER_07: I've never heard about this.
- 1:30:28SPEAKER_07: And there will be a moment like now where I do not know, and then now I'm going to know.
- 1:30:33SPEAKER_05: The pumpkins.
- 1:30:34SPEAKER_05: They're just shaped like pumpkins.
- 1:30:35SPEAKER_05: They're shaped like candy pants.
- 1:30:36SPEAKER_05: And they're like they're extra sweet.
- 1:30:37SPEAKER_05: They're made of candy corn material.
- 1:30:38SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:30:39SPEAKER_05: So like imagine the orange part of a candy corn, but turn into a pumpkin with a little green in those.
- 1:30:43SPEAKER_05: And what do you do with them?
- 1:30:44SPEAKER_05: You eat it.
- 1:30:45SPEAKER_05: You bite it in half and you bite the other part.
- 1:30:46SPEAKER_06: Or you make up a narrative about uh them coming from a pat and growing really big and becoming.
- 1:30:52SPEAKER_07: They have a full character arc.
- 1:30:53SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:30:53SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:30:53SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:30:54SPEAKER_07: So you just they're like they're they taste like candy corn.
- 1:30:57SPEAKER_07: They do.
- 1:30:57SPEAKER_06: They're kind of polarizing because you know, like candy corn in general is like either uh yeah, people love or hate it's acquired.
- 1:31:03SPEAKER_06: It's like too sweet often for like people.
- 1:31:06SPEAKER_06: This is like three candy corns in one, like squished into the shape of a pumpkin.
- 1:31:09SPEAKER_06: Right.
- 1:31:10SPEAKER_06: And they're beautiful.
- 1:31:11SPEAKER_03: A little overwhelming.
- 1:31:11SPEAKER_03: Do you have one?
- 1:31:13SPEAKER_07: I only like I only like like six candy corn and I'm not having a bag of candy, I'm having candy corn and also like some um fun size Reese's Reese's cups.
- 1:31:26SPEAKER_03: Yeah, wait, what size Reese are you guys choosing?
- 1:31:28SPEAKER_03: Fun fun size.
- 1:31:29SPEAKER_03: Really?
- 1:31:30SPEAKER_03: Small.
- 1:31:30SPEAKER_03: You think that's the perfect ratio?
- 1:31:31SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, you actually at your house you do always kind of have like a couple of things.
- 1:31:34SPEAKER_03: I don't like that.
- 1:31:35SPEAKER_03: You know what?
- 1:31:36SPEAKER_05: I think I would go small too, because the big ones are a little too sweet.
- 1:31:40SPEAKER_05: I like the big one, like the classic big ones.
- 1:31:42SPEAKER_03: I can but I would only eat one out of it.
- 1:31:45SPEAKER_03: Like I'd eat they come in the package of two.
- 1:31:47SPEAKER_03: A lot of self-control.
- 1:31:48SPEAKER_03: There's one.
- 1:31:49SPEAKER_07: Wow.
- 1:31:49SPEAKER_07: I can't believe I said five minutes ago, I think we all agree on candy.
- 1:31:54SPEAKER_07: And we're kidding, we're shooting each other.
- 1:31:55SPEAKER_07: And we're literally like how dare we're hiding this we ruin the cunt or cunt.
- 1:31:59SPEAKER_07: Butterfinger.
- 1:32:01SPEAKER_03: Bitch, when I tell you I'm putting on my biggest boot to punt that bitch out of my vicinity.
- 1:32:07SPEAKER_03: Don't ever come into my vicinity with a damn butterfinger.
- 1:32:11SPEAKER_03: What the fuck is Butterfinger socks?
- 1:32:13SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
- 1:32:13SPEAKER_05: I feel like Butterfinger is based on the same thing that like the orange peanut butter crackers are.
- 1:32:18SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
- 1:32:18SPEAKER_05: It's like that's the same, like it's absolutely.
- 1:32:23SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you're poor if you like butterfly.
- 1:32:24SPEAKER_07: It's impoverished.
- 1:32:25SPEAKER_07: Okay, okay, okay.
- 1:32:26SPEAKER_06: Yeah, no.
- 1:32:27SPEAKER_06: I feel like kids like butterfingers because they're learning about peanut butter.
- 1:32:30SPEAKER_06: It's like a first sight.
- 1:32:31SPEAKER_03: Cavarese cup.
- 1:32:32SPEAKER_06: Exactly, but it's like you're venturing out and I think one of the best candies ever is Twix.
- 1:32:38SPEAKER_03: Twix is good.
- 1:32:38SPEAKER_03: Twix is Twix is Twix's is.
- 1:32:40SPEAKER_03: I prefer a Snickers, but Twix is nice.
- 1:32:42SPEAKER_03: I like a Milky Way.
- 1:32:43SPEAKER_07: Twix as a candy is amazing.
- 1:32:44SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:32:45SPEAKER_07: Twix is a military.
- 1:32:45SPEAKER_07: If you like a Milky Way here fast.
- 1:32:46SPEAKER_07: Twix ice cream bar?
- 1:32:47SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's true.
- 1:32:48SPEAKER_03: Oh, the Twix ice cream bar.
- 1:32:49SPEAKER_03: Well, you know my favorite candy of all time.
- 1:32:51SPEAKER_07: Um actually, when you tell me, I'm gonna go right.
- 1:32:56SPEAKER_03: Because we had uh Eric Gerson, Eric Gerson.
- 1:32:59SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:32:59SPEAKER_03: We had this um conversation.
- 1:33:01SPEAKER_03: This conversation.
- 1:33:03SPEAKER_03: Can you remind me?
- 1:33:04SPEAKER_03: About lint chocolates versus Ferrero Rocher.
- 1:33:07SPEAKER_03: Right, right, right, right.
- 1:33:09SPEAKER_03: Ferrero Rocher is clearly decadent, opulent.
- 1:33:14SPEAKER_03: Hazelnut hello.
- 1:33:15SPEAKER_07: Ferrero Rocher is giving like I went to Costco and I got a tray of 72.
- 1:33:19SPEAKER_07: And I have.
- 1:33:20SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:33:20SPEAKER_03: When I became an adult and I said, Oh, I can have Ferrero Roche whenever I want.
- 1:33:23SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:33:24SPEAKER_03: That's when I was self-actualized.
- 1:33:25SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:33:26SPEAKER_03: Eric decided to backstage somewhere at one of your shows.
- 1:33:30SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he was you guys were in an argument.
- 1:33:32SPEAKER_03: Eric was saying that Lint, those little grand ass lint truffle chocolate.
- 1:33:38SPEAKER_03: I said, bitch, Ferrero Rocher is the moment.
- 1:33:42SPEAKER_03: What are we?
- 1:33:43SPEAKER_03: I couldn't even believe I was having the conversation.
- 1:33:44SPEAKER_05: So then we are like the the oil factor inside of them.
- 1:33:47SPEAKER_05: It's like it's more liquid than than solid.
- 1:33:50SPEAKER_05: It's like it's a candle bank.
- 1:33:52SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's very waxy.
- 1:33:53SPEAKER_03: I love that I've been vindicated on this platform holidays, though.
- 1:33:56SPEAKER_03: I'll send it right to them.
- 1:33:57SPEAKER_07: If we're talking holidays, a specialty holiday one I like is Gira Deli Peppermint Bark Squares.
- 1:34:02SPEAKER_07: Those are really good.
- 1:34:03SPEAKER_05: Yes, but that is something, but that is something you can overdo so fast.
- 1:34:10SPEAKER_07: But when the holidays roll around again, you were like, here I am.
- 1:34:15SPEAKER_03: All the white girls from my house pepper boys had that wrapped up in little crepe paper.
- 1:34:19SPEAKER_03: It gives you a little.
- 1:34:20SPEAKER_02: I thought of you.
- 1:34:21SPEAKER_03: Yes, I still have Morgan Dice's 2006 Christmas.
- 1:34:26SPEAKER_03: This is for you.
- 1:34:26SPEAKER_03: Should I put machade the like mason jar and put that like put the candy bark and the candy candy?
- 1:34:32SPEAKER_03: Show it to you, Morgan.
- 1:34:34SPEAKER_03: She's dead.
- 1:34:35SPEAKER_06: Really?
- 1:34:35SPEAKER_06: Do you guys like um mint chocolate chip ice cream that's green or white?
- 1:34:39SPEAKER_07: And the same goes for pistachio.
- 1:34:41SPEAKER_07: I'm I'm elitist, but I don't I don't mind if it's green if the flavor is there, but I prefer white.
- 1:34:46SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like now as a grown-up person, white is is right.
- 1:34:51unknown: Yeah.
- 1:34:52SPEAKER_03: I don't I don't mind if it's green, I don't mind just diet, but the flavor has to be there.
- 1:34:58SPEAKER_07: For both.
- 1:34:58SPEAKER_07: For both.
- 1:34:59SPEAKER_07: And also I like it when it's really minty.
- 1:35:01SPEAKER_07: I like a mint chocolate.
- 1:35:02SPEAKER_03: Yeah, some people really don't enjoy mint and chocolate.
- 1:35:05SPEAKER_03: People have a real thing about that.
- 1:35:06SPEAKER_07: That is that's that's a generous.
- 1:35:08SPEAKER_03: Those people are homophobic.
- 1:35:09SPEAKER_07: Turns out we actually need a a candy podcast.
- 1:35:12SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:35:13SPEAKER_02: Actually, we'd be a lot more sexy.
- 1:35:17SPEAKER_02: Mars.
- 1:35:18SPEAKER_02: It's a sweet treat.
- 1:35:18SPEAKER_02: It's a second.
- 1:35:19SPEAKER_05: Nestle, let's wake it up.
- 1:35:21SPEAKER_02: Wake it up.
- 1:35:21SPEAKER_02: We could keep the couch.
- 1:35:24SPEAKER_05: Crunch bar or crackle bar.
- 1:35:25SPEAKER_06: What the fuck is a crackle?
- 1:35:26SPEAKER_06: I like crack bars.
- 1:35:27SPEAKER_05: Crackle bars, you'd get it as a mini in the Halloween gift bag.
- 1:35:30SPEAKER_05: It's better than Crunch Bar.
- 1:35:32SPEAKER_07: Yes, yes.
- 1:35:33SPEAKER_07: I I I have never ever once as an adult bought a full-size crunch bar.
- 1:35:38SPEAKER_02: Let's review the tapes.
- 1:35:39SPEAKER_02: I haven't either, but I used to buy a couple of things.
- 1:35:42SPEAKER_02: You have a trice gun, you're like having sex with the crunch bar.
- 1:35:44SPEAKER_05: At a certain point in time, the crunch bar got like really, really thin and waxier.
- 1:35:49SPEAKER_05: But the crackle bar, I don't know, there's something about the size and the density and the the rice.
- 1:35:54SPEAKER_05: It's it's better than crunch.
- 1:35:55SPEAKER_05: It's better than crunch.
- 1:35:56SPEAKER_07: Punter cunt.
- 1:35:57SPEAKER_06: Milky Way.
- 1:35:58SPEAKER_06: Cunt.
- 1:35:59SPEAKER_06: I I almost at the end of the day might save that, Diva, over Snickers.
- 1:36:03SPEAKER_06: I don't think so.
- 1:36:05SPEAKER_07: I don't think so.
- 1:36:05SPEAKER_07: I don't think so.
- 1:36:06SPEAKER_07: I am pushing Milky Way off the cliff.
- 1:36:08SPEAKER_07: They made Milky Way.
- 1:36:09SPEAKER_07: Maybe.
- 1:36:10SPEAKER_05: Oh wait, wait.
- 1:36:10SPEAKER_05: I'm thinking of Three Musketeers.
- 1:36:12SPEAKER_05: Three Musketeers, they like basically turned into air because it was disgusting.
- 1:36:15SPEAKER_05: Jougit.
- 1:36:16SPEAKER_07: What the fuck is that?
- 1:36:17SPEAKER_07: Three Musketeers is just Nuga, it's just like just air.
- 1:36:20SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:36:20SPEAKER_05: And I want to say around like the year 2000, they like added more air.
- 1:36:23SPEAKER_05: It was like it got even lighter.
- 1:36:24SPEAKER_07: I'm keeping Snickers around for that.
- 1:36:26SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:36:26SPEAKER_05: What about Kit Kat?
- 1:36:27SPEAKER_07: Well, I'd even mention because I love Kit Kat.
- 1:36:29SPEAKER_07: Because it's like I didn't want to argue about it.
- 1:36:31SPEAKER_07: There's really nothing like it.
- 1:36:32SPEAKER_07: No, it's perfect.
- 1:36:33SPEAKER_05: I love Kit Kat.
- 1:36:34SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:36:35SPEAKER_07: Kit Kat is to me like Pocky.
- 1:36:37SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:36:37SPEAKER_05: Ooh.
- 1:36:38SPEAKER_05: Ooh, I love a Pocket.
- 1:36:39SPEAKER_03: What about a big Kit Kat?
- 1:36:40SPEAKER_07: Yeah, a whole bag of Pocky.
- 1:36:41SPEAKER_07: A big cat?
- 1:36:42SPEAKER_07: A King Kat?
- 1:36:43SPEAKER_07: Yeah, really.
- 1:36:43SPEAKER_03: Yes, please.
- 1:36:44SPEAKER_03: A King C it might be too much for me.
- 1:36:47SPEAKER_03: It's a little gay.
- 1:36:48SPEAKER_03: I have I like my candy in like morsels.
- 1:36:51SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I like 20 minis instead of one candy bar.
- 1:36:54SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
- 1:36:55SPEAKER_06: It's like I'll have 20 fucking fun size candies instead of like buying one candy bar is like social suicide.
- 1:37:02SPEAKER_06: You know?
- 1:37:03SPEAKER_06: My old buy a fucking candy bar.
- 1:37:06SPEAKER_06: Imagine being like, mmm, impulse, like that's a red flag though.
- 1:37:08SPEAKER_06: You're on a date and someone gets a full-size musketeer bar.
- 1:37:10SPEAKER_05: Why would what in situation would you ever be in where you're on a date and somebody gets a candy bar?
- 1:37:14SPEAKER_06: You've never uh walked into CBS for like a condom?
- 1:37:18SPEAKER_06: Fleet enema?
- 1:37:19SPEAKER_06: Wait, do you remember the fleet enema in a musketeer bar?
- 1:37:21SPEAKER_06: Come on! Do you remember the musketeer bar?
- 1:37:23SPEAKER_02: CBS theme song.
- 1:37:25SPEAKER_06: CBS.
- 1:37:26SPEAKER_02: CVS, one at a time.
- 1:37:29SPEAKER_03: Oh, you CV?
- 1:37:30SPEAKER_03: Huh?
- 1:37:30SPEAKER_03: I don't know the rest.
- 1:37:31SPEAKER_03: One at a time.
- 1:37:32SPEAKER_03: I have no memory of it.
- 1:37:32SPEAKER_03: I just go like So that's the one song you know.
- 1:37:36SPEAKER_03: One at a time.
- 1:37:37SPEAKER_06: Um I don't know that.
- 1:37:39SPEAKER_06: I realize I sing like Cameron Diaz in uh My Best Friend's Wedding like a karaoke.
- 1:37:42SPEAKER_06: It's like nervous nasally enough here.
- 1:37:45SPEAKER_07: Cunter punt nerds wrote.
- 1:37:49SPEAKER_05: Cunt.
- 1:37:49SPEAKER_05: I think it's cunt, but I but I also never want to eat it.
- 1:37:52SPEAKER_07: Never want to eat it.
- 1:37:52SPEAKER_05: Really?
- 1:37:53SPEAKER_03: When it came out, when it launched, I was like, yeah.
- 1:37:56SPEAKER_03: They were onto something.
- 1:37:58SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:37:58SPEAKER_03: Because you know what?
- 1:37:59SPEAKER_03: I don't like licorice.
- 1:38:01SPEAKER_03: But I always I don't like licorice.
- 1:38:03SPEAKER_03: But and I hate it.
- 1:38:04SPEAKER_03: And this is this was always my controversial take.
- 1:38:07SPEAKER_03: I hate Twizzlers.
- 1:38:08SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they're not good.
- 1:38:09SPEAKER_03: Hate Twizzlers.
- 1:38:10SPEAKER_03: People love Twizzlers.
- 1:38:12SPEAKER_03: They barely taste like anything.
- 1:38:14SPEAKER_07: Pull and peel cherry.
- 1:38:15SPEAKER_03: But I wanted to pull and peel something, and so the nerds rope gave me that fantasy where you can have your Twizzler and I could have my nerves running.
- 1:38:23SPEAKER_06: Pull and peel tasted like um cancer to me.
- 1:38:25SPEAKER_03: Cough syrup.
- 1:38:26SPEAKER_06: Oh it was like cancer red, and like had like a very artificial.
- 1:38:30SPEAKER_07: Actually, rewind the tapes.
- 1:38:32SPEAKER_07: Earlier tonight, you're asking for cancer red.
- 1:38:34SPEAKER_06: Was I?
- 1:38:35SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:38:36SPEAKER_06: When?
- 1:38:37SPEAKER_07: It's okay.
- 1:38:37SPEAKER_07: We have it on tape.
- 1:38:38SPEAKER_07: We don't have to remember.
- 1:38:39SPEAKER_07: Let's roll that review the tape.
- 1:38:40SPEAKER_07: We're gonna roll back.
- 1:38:40SPEAKER_07: Let's roll that's right.
- 1:38:41SPEAKER_07: It's okay.
- 1:38:41SPEAKER_06: You killed Milan.
- 1:38:42SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:38:43SPEAKER_06: Milan.
- 1:38:43SPEAKER_07: Milan.
- 1:38:44unknown: Milan.
- 1:38:46SPEAKER_07: Milanos.
- 1:38:47SPEAKER_07: You killed Nicole.
- 1:38:50SPEAKER_07: You know that there are some Europeans who are obsessed with Milanos?
- 1:38:54SPEAKER_03: Milanos, like the cookies?
- 1:38:55SPEAKER_07: So stupid.
- 1:38:56SPEAKER_03: I'm actually like, I do love a Milano cookie.
- 1:38:58SPEAKER_05: Like a mint Milano.
- 1:38:59SPEAKER_03: I love a mint cook.
- 1:39:00SPEAKER_05: You know what's so fucked up?
- 1:39:01SPEAKER_05: Chess men for pinky.
- 1:39:02SPEAKER_05: There's only about like this many cookies in that bag.
- 1:39:04SPEAKER_05: The bag is like three quarters empty.
- 1:39:07SPEAKER_05: It's mostly presentation.
- 1:39:08SPEAKER_05: That's what makes it depth.
- 1:39:10SPEAKER_03: When you go to a fancy restaurant and there's the plate is big as hell and you have a little morsel of food.
- 1:39:15SPEAKER_03: It's exactly like that.
- 1:39:16SPEAKER_03: You're right.
- 1:39:16SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:39:16SPEAKER_03: It's a cookie version.
- 1:39:17SPEAKER_06: What about the linser?
- 1:39:18SPEAKER_06: Like um old uh linzer, like the linser.
- 1:39:22SPEAKER_06: What am I talking about?
- 1:39:23SPEAKER_06: It's like glass pane, window pane.
- 1:39:24SPEAKER_06: I like Milano.
- 1:39:27SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
- 1:39:27SPEAKER_06: Eating that pepper charm.
- 1:39:29SPEAKER_06: Raspberry.
- 1:39:29SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:39:30SPEAKER_07: No, they're called not berry.
- 1:39:31SPEAKER_07: They're like called um berry girls.
- 1:39:33SPEAKER_07: No, not not uh not berry.
- 1:39:36SPEAKER_06: Berry, comma girl cookies.
- 1:39:38SPEAKER_06: You know, they're like shortbread cookies and they have if you like shortbread at a young age, you're fucking gay.
- 1:39:42SPEAKER_07: I and I have hide that.
- 1:39:44SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I 100% agree.
- 1:39:46SPEAKER_07: You have to hide like a shortbread like I when I had a shortbread cookie young with like the jelly center, I was like, I just don't like shortbread.
- 1:39:56SPEAKER_07: I don't like the jelly center.
- 1:39:57SPEAKER_06: Uh you guys were talking about pizza goldfish, regular soup cracker goldfish, like you're gay.
- 1:40:01SPEAKER_06: If you like the plate.
- 1:40:03SPEAKER_07: No, we're talking about oyster crackers.
- 1:40:04SPEAKER_07: Like you get with like with like clam chowder.
- 1:40:06SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
- 1:40:06SPEAKER_07: Oh, well, I love oyster crackers.
- 1:40:08SPEAKER_05: Did you guys have like a blueback?
- 1:40:10SPEAKER_05: A season where you were like addicted to oyster crackers for no reason.
- 1:40:13SPEAKER_05: Yes.
- 1:40:13SPEAKER_05: You're like, this is my favorite snack.
- 1:40:14SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's like it's oyster crackers.
- 1:40:16SPEAKER_07: Um I would hoard them.
- 1:40:17SPEAKER_07: So I would like go to restaurants, I wouldn't eat them, and then I'd put them in my desk at home.
- 1:40:21SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:40:21SPEAKER_06: You would order chowder and then leave before the bill cake.
- 1:40:24SPEAKER_07: I would order chowder, I would keep the crackers, I wouldn't put them in my soup, and I would save them, and then I would have like maybe like six or seven packs in my desk at home.
- 1:40:32SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 1:40:33SPEAKER_07: And then as like my own little secret when everyone else was.
- 1:40:36SPEAKER_07: Because gay people love a secret.
- 1:40:37SPEAKER_07: They do.
- 1:40:37SPEAKER_07: I would take the bags out, put them on a napkin, and just eat them.
- 1:40:40SPEAKER_06: And they're not not packed with story.
- 1:40:43SPEAKER_06: Oyster crackers.
- 1:40:44SPEAKER_06: Oyster crackers somehow.
- 1:40:45SPEAKER_06: Oyster crackers.
- 1:40:46SPEAKER_06: I don't know why.
- 1:40:47SPEAKER_05: Because you're like, how are oysters even involved here?
- 1:40:49SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 1:40:50SPEAKER_06: And it's like you're gonna play with them a little somehow.
- 1:40:52SPEAKER_06: Maybe because in a weird uh any final cunty thoughts?
- 1:40:56SPEAKER_07: Do you have any final cunty thoughts?
- 1:40:57SPEAKER_07: I can I think everyone needs to listen to Midnight Sun and it's really underlistened.
- 1:41:01SPEAKER_07: And I think I'll push that.
- 1:41:02SPEAKER_07: I can say that I'll push that this summer.
- 1:41:04SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we share that cunty thought.
- 1:41:06SPEAKER_03: We share that cunty thought.
- 1:41:07SPEAKER_03: I think my final cuncy thought is uh rethink your white faves.
- 1:41:11SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 1:41:12SPEAKER_03: Do do two Googles on your white faves just to make sure everything is above board.
- 1:41:17SPEAKER_03: Kelly Clarkton's still above board.
- 1:41:18SPEAKER_03: Tay McCray, rethink it.
- 1:41:20SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:41:20SPEAKER_03: Sydney Sweeney, not sure.
- 1:41:22SPEAKER_03: Sally Dion, always great.
- 1:41:24SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna have to rethink Sydney Sweeney.
- 1:41:26SPEAKER_06: Well, it's been so lovely.
- 1:41:27SPEAKER_06: I'm so glad that's came up.
- 1:41:28SPEAKER_03: But people are looking at you because Garth, you are going on tour this time.
- 1:41:30SPEAKER_05: Yeah, wait.
- 1:41:32SPEAKER_03: We'll talk about everybody's friends.
- 1:41:34SPEAKER_03: Um, yes, I'm going on tour.
- 1:41:35SPEAKER_03: I don't know when this airs, but I'm leaving on Tuesday for more US dates, and I'll be in the Midwest, and then in September I'll be uh on the West Coast.
- 1:41:43SPEAKER_03: I'll have some West Coast shows.
- 1:41:44SPEAKER_03: And I don't know if this is announced yet, but I will be doing an event at Lincoln Center again.
- 1:41:50SPEAKER_03: We'll talk about this.
- 1:41:51SPEAKER_03: Um, which is like a queer prom situation.
- 1:41:54SPEAKER_03: And so I'm gonna be doing it's all covers.
- 1:41:56SPEAKER_03: Honey, put us on the list.
- 1:41:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that whole show is gonna be all covers.
- 1:42:00SPEAKER_03: Amazing.
- 1:42:00SPEAKER_03: So I'm I'm putting together some some pretty cuntsy covers.
- 1:42:03SPEAKER_03: Love it.
- 1:42:04SPEAKER_03: And there are some queens that I'm gonna be working with who might also be supplying some vocals.
- 1:42:08SPEAKER_03: Queens that you made.
- 1:42:09SPEAKER_06: Very cool.
- 1:42:10SPEAKER_06: Well, if you need a queen to pass the drinks around, like and pass some poppers.
- 1:42:14SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:42:15SPEAKER_07: And we can listen to your music online.
- 1:42:17SPEAKER_07: Specify.
- 1:42:18SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can find me at Garth Official on social media, my uh Garth period on like Spotify, Bandcamp, all the stuff.
- 1:42:24SPEAKER_03: If you just look up Garth Period, my album, Good Taste, is out.
- 1:42:28SPEAKER_03: Um, and uh at my shows, you can see uh we have a good taste signature fragrance.
- 1:42:36SPEAKER_03: And I brought one for each of you.
- 1:42:38SPEAKER_06: Oh my god! Woo! Oh my This is out of control, and we just drink it.
- 1:42:46SPEAKER_07: Ooh.
- 1:42:48SPEAKER_05: It's a little it's a little horny.
- 1:42:51SPEAKER_07: It's fresh, but it's also smooth.
- 1:42:53SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
- 1:42:53SPEAKER_03: Something leather, a little leather in there?
- 1:42:55SPEAKER_03: I think it has cardamom.
- 1:42:58SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there's there's a little bit of smoke.
- 1:42:59SPEAKER_07: I'm getting Moroccan and Monroe.
- 1:43:01SPEAKER_03: Moroccan and Monroe, yeah.
- 1:43:02SPEAKER_07: And Mariah.
- 1:43:03SPEAKER_03: But uh, yeah, you know, so we wanted to, the album's called Good Taste, and I'm ignorant, so we were like, we have to do something ignorant, and all the girls have a celebrity fragrance, so why not me?
- 1:43:15SPEAKER_03: Um, but I I worked on this with Alec Schaefer, who is a wonderful photographer for a lot of our friends, and like also has a candle business.
- 1:43:24SPEAKER_03: Also has a candle business called Alla Tray You Thriving TikTok candle business, that's so cool.
- 1:43:29SPEAKER_03: Thriving TikTok candle business, and so we partnered together to make this uh this like perfume beautiful bottle too.
- 1:43:37SPEAKER_05: Can people get this or is it just at the time?
- 1:43:38SPEAKER_05: It's online.
- 1:43:39SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's online.
- 1:43:39SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
- 1:43:40SPEAKER_03: On my website, garthofficial.com.
- 1:43:41SPEAKER_03: That's so fun.
- 1:43:42SPEAKER_03: Perfumier.
- 1:43:43SPEAKER_05: That's incredible.
- 1:43:44SPEAKER_05: It is incredible.
- 1:43:46SPEAKER_05: Yeah, wear it out.
- 1:43:47SPEAKER_06: It matches your outfit.
- 1:43:48SPEAKER_06: Well, it does.
- 1:43:49SPEAKER_06: Well, yes, keep it, keep it black, you know.
- 1:43:53SPEAKER_02: And let's wake that up.
- 1:43:55SPEAKER_02: Now, this is black French.
- 1:43:56SPEAKER_02: Now that's actually this is that is black, that is black French.
- 1:44:00SPEAKER_03: And I know Kiko is everywhere.
- 1:44:01SPEAKER_03: Kiko's launching so many things.
- 1:44:02SPEAKER_03: Go ahead, tell me.
- 1:44:05SPEAKER_07: I'm here, I'm in the present moment.
- 1:44:06SPEAKER_07: Um, I have a sh, I guess I have a show at the end of the summer, August 23rd at Littlefield here in Brooklyn, New York.
- 1:44:13SPEAKER_07: My musical advice show, Dear Kiko, will be a lot of fun.
- 1:44:17SPEAKER_07: It's a must.
- 1:44:17SPEAKER_07: It's gonna be a last and a while.
- 1:44:20SPEAKER_07: Only twice a year now.
- 1:44:21SPEAKER_07: If you're into astrology and and god and magic and stuff like that, I also have a podcast, Save Your Complex, with my friend Emily Olcott.
- 1:44:30SPEAKER_07: Shout out Emily Right.
- 1:44:32SPEAKER_03: Are all your tarot summer tarot readings signed?
- 1:44:35SPEAKER_07: Oh, yes, I guess I am doing a summer tarot reading talk.
- 1:44:41SPEAKER_07: And half of them, it's only been like two days, which is great.
- 1:44:43SPEAKER_07: Wake it up.
- 1:44:44SPEAKER_07: By the time you see this, it might be over, but lose out.
- 1:44:46SPEAKER_03: Maybe there's a wait a wait list that people can go.
- 1:44:48SPEAKER_03: But tell them about that.
- 1:44:49SPEAKER_07: So, you know, I'm kind of living in this realm.
- 1:44:51SPEAKER_07: I'm living in another realm, and wherever you want to find me.
- 1:44:53SPEAKER_03: Okay, your Sabrina.
- 1:45:09SPEAKER_05: Well, that's our show.
- 1:45:10SPEAKER_05: Uh, we will uh see you next time Tuesday.
- 1:45:14SPEAKER_05: See you next week, whatever that may be.
- 1:45:16SPEAKER_06: Don't forget to uh subscribe, check out the Patreon.
- 1:45:21SPEAKER_06: We'll have to follow just my boy account and that's good.
- 1:45:24SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:45:24SPEAKER_06: Thank you for watching and coming and playing and hanging and being beautiful.
- 1:45:27SPEAKER_06: Talking about candy with nice and and dealing with my uh being the splash zone of my fucking sweat.
- 1:45:33SPEAKER_06: Love you all.
- 1:45:33SPEAKER_06: Bye.
- 1:45:34SPEAKER_02: Bye.