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Hour 3 - A Night Walker · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Chiseling away the hours of time. It's our number three,
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  Speaker 1: hour three of the pod, and you got me, big Ben.
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  Speaker 1: And here in our number three with the fifth hour
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  Speaker 1: podcast coming up later today as well, Jerry Jones compared
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  Speaker 1: the Micah Parsons trade to the Packers to the infamous
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty nine trade of herschel Walker to the Vikings.
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  Speaker 1: Does that work for you? Also, the Jets GM is
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  Speaker 1: implying the quarterback Justin Fields can follow the Baker Mayfield
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  Speaker 1: Sam Donald path to salvation in New York? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Does that sound good? Also? How impressed were you with
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  Speaker 1: Kyle Schwarber hitting out one, not two, not three, but
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  Speaker 1: four home runs for the Philadelphia Phillies against the Atlanta Braves,
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  Speaker 1: had a chance for a fifth. We'll talk about that
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  Speaker 1: as well as sparks fly in our number three A
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  Speaker 1: night Walker, A night Walker, Welcome, in the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: in Wisconsin, who was giddy, giddy with excitement Nick and
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  Speaker 1: Wisconsin about the big trade that everyone is yapping about,
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  Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from the story we
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  Speaker 1: been talking about. We'll get some other stuff later in
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  Speaker 1: the hour, but the story everyone's been yapping about here,
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  Speaker 1: the big transakchon that took place last night, last evening,
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  Speaker 1: depending where you were, maybe early afternoon. But the trade happened,
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  Speaker 1: and it is the story, the top story in all
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  Speaker 1: of sport and in our little world, in our little world,
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  Speaker 1: it's just amazing. It's like a jack in the box
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  Speaker 1: popping out. So play the hits, Jerry Jones makes the
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  Speaker 1: big deal, Bye bye baby to Micah Parsons. He's gone
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  Speaker 1: ex communicator to the Packers who made him the highest
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  Speaker 1: paid non quarterback in NFL history. Now in return, the
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  Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys receives some rainy day some rainy day passes,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the rainy day thing. You know, for a
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  Speaker 1: thirty year old no name. You traded a household name,
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys for a couple of tickets that maybe you
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  Speaker 1: will win the Keno and the bingo, and you got
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  Speaker 1: a jag, just a guy defensive tackle. Now did you
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  Speaker 1: hear the noise coming out of Jerry's mouth? Maybe not so.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones compared the Michael Parsons trade to the herschel
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  Speaker 1: Walker trade. That Now, if you're really old, you might
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  Speaker 1: remember this. But this happened way way, way, way way
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  Speaker 1: back in the nineteen eighties, and it set the stage
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  Speaker 1: for the Cowboys to become a three times Super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: winner in the nineteen nineties, before social media, before the
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  Speaker 1: Internet was really big. That was in the period of
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  Speaker 1: time they used AOL was the internet. Anyway, here's Jerry
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  Speaker 1: Jones waxing loquacious about the comparison and he brought this
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  Speaker 1: up unsolicited. Take a listen.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be sure that our fans understand. I
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  Speaker 2: think a lot of Michael, and I wish him so
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  Speaker 2: much success. I don't want him to have success, want
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  Speaker 2: to play the Cowboys as much as I do want
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  Speaker 2: him to have overall success. But Michael Parsons did an
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  Speaker 2: outstanding job for us for four years, and a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of the way herschel Walker may have had his
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  Speaker 2: greatest contribution to the Cowboys. What he brought to us
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  Speaker 2: when he left could be a tremendous thing for our
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  Speaker 2: fans and the success of this team.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's discuss the question you just heard the
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  Speaker 1: sound by Jerry Jones comparing the Michael Parson and trade
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  Speaker 1: to Green Bay to the infamous nineteen eighty nine trade
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  Speaker 1: of herschel Walker to the Vikings. Does that work for you.
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  Speaker 1: I've got Jonas Brothers, Lemonade stand and Radioactive, and we'll
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  Speaker 1: combine all of these things together. We're gonna make the
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  Speaker 1: Baba Ganoosh. We're gonna make the Babaganosh. So a couple
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  Speaker 1: of opening thoughts on this, Jerry said, could be now
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  Speaker 1: as a historian of the Weasel terms as a scholar,
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  Speaker 1: as a scholar of the weasel terminology, could be is
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  Speaker 1: classic weasel language. So when you say it could be,
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  Speaker 1: it also could be a tremendous disaster for the Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: So there's also that part of it. And it's one
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  Speaker 1: of the great backhanded compliments that Jerry Jones gave Michael Parts.
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  Speaker 1: He's essentially saying, listen, you you were fine with us,
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  Speaker 1: but really your off in what we're getting in return
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  Speaker 1: for you that a couple of draft picks and some
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  Speaker 1: no name generic defensive tackle is better than you. So
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  Speaker 1: it's some good press conference theater from Jerry Jones. He's
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  Speaker 1: the maestro at this. Jerry Jones got into some of
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers ayahuasca stash, but in reality not even close.
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  Speaker 1: Like the Herschel Walker trade was the Mona Lisa of
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  Speaker 1: fleecings back back in the day. But even that, if
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  Speaker 1: you actually go player by player, the trade with the Vikings,
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  Speaker 1: the draft picks that the Cowboys got back, they repackaged
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  Speaker 1: some of them, they kept a few of them, but
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  Speaker 1: they did not get the core from the draft picks
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  Speaker 1: the Vikings traded to Dallas. They got roster depth of
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  Speaker 1: those draft picks. The Parsons deal. When you're comparing it
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  Speaker 1: to the Parsons deal, this is a finger painting in
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  Speaker 1: a rest stop somewhere out in western Texas. Compared to
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  Speaker 1: the Mona Lisa, which was the Herschel Walker trade. Two
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  Speaker 1: first round picks and a guy named Kenny Clark, who's
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  Speaker 1: a thirty year old defensive tackle. And if I gave
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  Speaker 1: you a lineup of football players mug shots and I
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  Speaker 1: said pick out Kenny Clark, I'll give you ten million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I'd keep my ten million dollars. You wouldn't be able
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  Speaker 1: to pick him out. And so that's the deal, right,
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  Speaker 1: that's the deal. And so now I end up getting
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  Speaker 1: rid of Micah Parsons. And it's not the war chest.
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  Speaker 1: The war chest was what the Vikings gave, which was
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  Speaker 1: like five or six players and a bunch of draft
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  Speaker 1: picks and all that stuff. It was an eighteen player trade.
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  Speaker 1: This is a drunk drawer situation. And you know, and
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  Speaker 1: every man, woman, a child knows that those picks are
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  Speaker 1: right now worthless. Right, you have no idea what they're
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  Speaker 1: going to turn out to be. You don't, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones doesn't nobody does despite all this excitement. It
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  Speaker 1: is a Jonas Brothers song sucker. If you're a true
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  Speaker 1: believer in these draft picks, you and my friend are
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  Speaker 1: a sucker. Right. You can always sell the future. And
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  Speaker 1: I've learned a finger two because I've seen a finger
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  Speaker 1: two in my time behind these microphones. When it comes
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  Speaker 1: to how sports and the business of sports work, draft
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  Speaker 1: picks are the ultimate con in professional sports. You sell
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  Speaker 1: the future. People always buy the future. People buy default
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  Speaker 1: are positive about the future being better. That is always
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  Speaker 1: the default position. It's the old sam Hinkey, that weasel
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  Speaker 1: that ran the Philadelphia seventy six ers into the ground.
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  Speaker 1: It's the old scam. Trust the process. You tell someone
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  Speaker 1: to trust the process, they're going to trust the process.
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  Speaker 1: It's snake oil, right, Snake oil. You traded an established player,
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  Speaker 1: and again I've got issues with Michael Parsons, but you
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  Speaker 1: traded Micah Parsons for a couple of guys who a
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  Speaker 1: are not on the team right now, and you won't
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  Speaker 1: fully monetize the trade until twenty twenty seven, so maybe
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  Speaker 1: they'll be good in three years. You know, It's also
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  Speaker 1: possible lit'll draft a couple of Klutzes or they'll draft
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  Speaker 1: a guy that'll trip over a lego and tear his
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  Speaker 1: ACL before training camp. It's like trading a hurricane for
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  Speaker 1: a humid breeze, is what you've done. And Jerry I
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  Speaker 1: heard all the bull crap that he was serving. Jerry
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  Speaker 1: Jones was trying to sell the fan that you're getting
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  Speaker 1: filet monon, You're getting a nice filet mignon, well done,
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  Speaker 1: butterfly cut the way it's supposed to be cooked. And
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  Speaker 1: he's really serving spam. But he's putting the spam on
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  Speaker 1: really nice dishes, and he's using not plastic forks and all.
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  Speaker 1: He's got silverware. And Parsons twenty six years old, he's
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  Speaker 1: had a fork in the road. Now, he got paid
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  Speaker 1: the most money by anyone other than a quarterback. And
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  Speaker 1: in theory he's going to ascent right, you're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: get better. You're not in your athletic prime. Yet Parsons
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  Speaker 1: has a good six years of solid football based on
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  Speaker 1: the comps, and he's not a declining ascid. That's also
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  Speaker 1: a big difference here. The Vikings got herschel Walker, who
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  Speaker 1: was near the end there, near the end right and
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  Speaker 1: perceived to be on the on the back nine. The
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  Speaker 1: other difference here after the herschel Walker trade, who was
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  Speaker 1: involved in building the roster, ding Ding ding Ding yet
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy Johnson. Jimmy Johnson who just retired from Fox and
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  Speaker 1: is living out his life in Key West. But Jimmy
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  Speaker 1: Johnson and they had a war room of absolute kill us,
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  Speaker 1: absolute sharks there that were making decisions on who to
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  Speaker 1: draft and who to sign. And Jerry Jones got a
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  Speaker 1: sock puppet. Now as coach, he got the Nepo baby
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  Speaker 1: who's just happy to be there, Schottenneimer and a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of yes men that'll give him a shoulder rub and
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  Speaker 1: a manny and a petty. And they have a vision
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  Speaker 1: board made out of all the photographs of cowboy cheerleaders
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  Speaker 1: and that's how they decide who they're going to pick. Now. Secondly,
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  Speaker 1: all right, well, I'm gonna get back to the Parsons
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  Speaker 1: trade in believe or I'm gonna take a breath. Take
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  Speaker 1: a breath. So there were some other things that I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to app about, and I'm not gonna get to
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  Speaker 1: most of them. But in Jersey, the New York Football Jets,
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  Speaker 1: their general manager David Moujie said that he is impressed
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  Speaker 1: with the development the progress of Justin Fields. He said,
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  Speaker 1: I do believe Justin could be one of those guys.
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  Speaker 1: Muji was referring to Justin Fields, comparing him to Baker
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  Speaker 1: Mayfield and Sam Darnald. The Jets GM said, I've seen progress.
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  Speaker 1: Mujie said, you're in camp. Look forward to seeing the
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  Speaker 1: progress throughout the season. Okay, So question for the esteem panel.
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  Speaker 1: The Jets general manager is implying that quarterback Justin Fields
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  Speaker 1: can follow the Baker Mayfield Sam Donald treasure map, and
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  Speaker 1: he can do it in a Jets uniform. How does
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  Speaker 1: that sound to you? All right? So it sounds to
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  Speaker 1: me like Mouji is out there, the Jets GM is
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  Speaker 1: out of a lemonade stand and he's selling hope and
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  Speaker 1: dreams right at the corner, right helping dreams. And it's
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  Speaker 1: like he's buying a ticket to a luxury cruise. He
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  Speaker 1: wants the Jet fans to come on a nice luxury cruise.
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  Speaker 1: And you get down to the port and you end
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  Speaker 1: up on a dinghy with a hole in it, and
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  Speaker 1: you're like, well, I came down for the buffet. There's
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  Speaker 1: no buffet. It's a dinghy. Well, why is there no buffet.
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  Speaker 1: You said it was a luxury cruise. Well it's it's
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  Speaker 1: named luxury. The dinghy's name luxury, so it's technically a
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  Speaker 1: luxury clue cruise. It's not false advertising. But I wanted
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  Speaker 1: the buffet. There's no buffet. Why is there no buffet, Well,
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  Speaker 1: because because it's a dinghy. But you said it was
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  Speaker 1: a luxury cruise.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's a dinghy named luxury, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, every training camp, every training camp, these front
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  Speaker 1: office types pass around the pixie dust right like they're
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  Speaker 1: working the overnight shift cleaning Disneyland. And by the way,
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  Speaker 1: we don't do shout outs, but a tip of the
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  Speaker 1: headphones to our friends who have got an email from
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  Speaker 1: people that are out of Disneyland fixing things and cleaning
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  Speaker 1: things up there overnight. However, let's keep it real here.
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  Speaker 1: For every Baker Mayfield who sucked out loud when he
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  Speaker 1: was with Cleveland and he went to the Rams and
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  Speaker 1: had a very brief little taste of some success after
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  Speaker 1: going to Carolina and flaming out, and he's been fine
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  Speaker 1: in Tampa's put up some good stats. But for every
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  Speaker 1: one of those Baker Mayfield stories that somehow could duck
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  Speaker 1: tape together and you have a career revival. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a religious revival. There are hundreds of players like Zach
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  Speaker 1: Wilson who can't play Mac Jones, who blows Trey Lance,
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  Speaker 1: who's just a journeyman backup quarterback now floating around all
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  Speaker 1: these guys floating around the NFL junkyard gathering does And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not convinced that Sam Donald is the man. We'll
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  Speaker 1: see what happens with Donald here in Seattle. But it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like saying, I'm gonna go down to AMPM
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get a hot dog, and then that
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  Speaker 1: hot dog I buy at the gas station might sprout
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  Speaker 1: legs and start singing classic Sinatra songs like the Jet
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  Speaker 1: fans know better. The Jet fan does know better. They
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  Speaker 1: have been promised Broadway Joe two point zero more often
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  Speaker 1: than not, and they have bought into it a lot
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  Speaker 1: right over the years, and instead of getting a Broadway show,
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  Speaker 1: they get the Peoria Playhouse quarterback and fields. The up
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  Speaker 1: cells happening right now, it sounds less like a like
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  Speaker 1: a road map and more like a GPS stuck and recalculating.
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  Speaker 1: We've added time to your trip. You know you're still
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  Speaker 1: on the fastest route and all that stuff. All right, Now,
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  Speaker 1: final thought took baseball, talking Bay's ball, and oh what
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  Speaker 1: a night it was for Kyle Schwarber. Kyle Schwarber hit
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  Speaker 1: not one, not two, not three, but four home runs
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  Speaker 1: in Philadelphia's nineteen for annihilation. We had some blowout games
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  Speaker 1: in baseball this week. That Angel Rangers game the other night.
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  Speaker 1: Now this Phillies Braves game. So this game last night,
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  Speaker 1: he became I believe, the fourth Phillies player and the
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  Speaker 1: twenty first Major League baseball player to hit four home runs.
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  Speaker 1: Of the game, Schwarber was four for six and he
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  Speaker 1: had a franchise record nine runs batted in Kyle Schwarber.
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  Speaker 1: So how impressed were you with Schwarber? Kyle Schwarber hitting
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  Speaker 1: four home runs for the Fighting Pills against the Atlanta Braves.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so this was a Thermo nuclear event. It
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  Speaker 1: was a while. Dressed for success, I got, I said.
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  Speaker 1: First thing that stood out The Phillies wore their powder blues.
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  Speaker 1: They wore their classic throwback powder blue uniforms. Dressed for success.
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  Speaker 1: You look marvelous. And Schwarber left an absolute vapor trail. Now,
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  Speaker 1: not all the home runs, but he absolutely clobbered that
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  Speaker 1: first one and number it was number two. He absolutely
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  Speaker 1: just walloped. And there were moonshots, but that was Schwarber
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  Speaker 1: walking into to the bank Citizens Bank parked there like
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  Speaker 1: he was four, and he was thrown around Forrest Hammer
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  Speaker 1: and he's like, I choose violence against the Atlanta Braves.
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  Speaker 1: And the Braves didn't just pitch to Kyle Schwarber in
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  Speaker 1: this game. They auditioned for the comeback of this week
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  Speaker 1: in Baseball. How about that? Now? How about that Schwarbs
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  Speaker 1: was a man possessed on this night, obviously, and it's
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  Speaker 1: like he got bitten by a bug, a radioactive bug
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  Speaker 1: that Mike Schmidt also got bitten by. Schwarber looked like
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  Speaker 1: he was playing MLB the Show in rookie mode hitting
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  Speaker 1: those bombs. And if Philadelphia is going to get this done,
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  Speaker 1: and to me, the National League is wide open. Both
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  Speaker 1: the Dodgers dodge a very beatable team in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a good baseball team. Other are twenty games
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  Speaker 1: over five hundred. I'm telling you. They put that turn
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  Speaker 1: Burger out there, Michael Conforto in the lineup pretty much
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  Speaker 1: every day, there's some serious holes in that bullpen. There's
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  Speaker 1: some defensive issues there. That is not a championship team
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  Speaker 1: as of today. Maybe they'll become that in the playoffs,
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  Speaker 1: but right now they're not. And there are anywhere from
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  Speaker 1: three to four teams that are legit in the National
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  Speaker 1: League to win the Pennant, and Philadelphia is on that list,
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  Speaker 1: even though they lost Wheeler, and in order to get
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  Speaker 1: that done, they're gonna have to be an offensive team.
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  Speaker 1: There's gonna have to be a Schwarber apocalypse for other teams.
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  Speaker 1: Rated R for Ruthless, relentless and rocket powered in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're Philadelphia and your fats in Philadelphia or
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  Speaker 1: any of those other guys, Jonathan over in Delaware. This
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  Speaker 1: is a teaser trailer. It's a teaser trailer for postseason
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  Speaker 1: cartage to come in October. Now, Kyle Schwarber is not
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  Speaker 1: just warming up like he is test firing the nukes
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  Speaker 1: with that bat. I mean that was that was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: And they should wear those uniforms all the time. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying, wear those all all. Make that the home
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  Speaker 1: uniform of the road uniform. Just wear the powder blues
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  Speaker 1: The Mallard Riddle of the day. Here it is Dion Sanders.
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  Speaker 1: That's a college football coach was stunned by the blank
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  Speaker 1: at fulsome field during Colorado home games. Again, Dion Sanders
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: said he was stunned by the blank at Fulsom Field
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  Speaker 1: in Boulder during Colorado football games. That is the question,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: what is the answer for, Dog says by the constant
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  Speaker 1: chatter from Lorena and her friends. Yeah, Luke the vending
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: guy says, the girthy realism of the Cordell Stewart's you
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  Speaker 1: slash Yeah, Man, I've been on radio so long, I
• 22:05
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  Speaker 1: Steelers back in the day. Who else do we have?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Asher going with a box of spiders as his answer.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Alf the Alien Opono says Dion was stunned by how
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: many treats could be made with apples. See now, you
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: can't be sending me food porn. Alf, I'm not, I can't.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: You can't be doing that. Come on, milkman. Mike got
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  Speaker 1: it right. Bad job by him, but he's got a
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: home field advantage. He's in Colorado. He's in Colorado. Robin Minnesota,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: who knows where all the good delis are in the
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Twin Cities, was shocked to find out that his water
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: boy's name was Bobby Bouchet blew them away? Who else
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: do we have? King Roy says the diabetes he said,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: who else? The page down? Let's see here. Stevie Meatball
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: says a was stunned by the toe eating bug infestation.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: All right, too soon, Stevie Meatballs. Attillo, who's eating some
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: gabba ghoul right now, says Dion saw a huge pile
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: of buffalo dung. Inca Terra says the Marching Band's tuba
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: player was surprised by that Miguel on Fire got it right.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down the amount of
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: beer being drunk? From Ozzie Waz in Western Australia. Eileen
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: in San Francisco says Dion was surprised by the Peoria Playhouse.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Good listening, Eileen. See that's a great tribute to me
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: that you were listening. And you remember that I said
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: the Peoria Playhouse. It doesn't mean a lot because if
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: it plays in Peoria, it can play anywhere. It can
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: play anywhere, mister irrigation deep in the heart of Texas.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: In Houston, our buddy says, stunned by the giant pile
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: of pooh raggedy Matt Maide. Okay, I don't know what
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: that is, but I'll just move on from that buffalo
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: dung from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota coach Prime. According to
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Mark in Queens Slash Arlington, Texas was shocked the size
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: of the buffalo mascots turd. You know they just changed
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: mascots there. How much cheese whiz his coaches eat? From
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: poly d that's his answer, Page down. JD in Boston said,
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  Speaker 1: by the squirrel on the field, that's from JD. Mad
• 24:19
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• 24:25
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• 24:31
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• 24:44
  Speaker 1: that's enough. Loreina, do you have an answer the Mallard
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: riddle of the day. Dion Sanders was stunned by the
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  Speaker 1: blank at fulsome field during Colorado football games. The amount
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: of Mallard militia people who showed up, all right, the
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: amount of Mallard militia people showed up is that correct.
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  Speaker 1: Dion Sanders was stunned by the smell of the weed.
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  Speaker 1: The weed at Bulsom Field. They have a tradition the
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: student session at Colorado, they have a tradition where they
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: wait till the second quarter. The first tevy time out
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: in the second quarter and then they all light up
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: the weed in the second quarter. Now, Dion a godframed man.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Dion said, I have never been high a day in
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: my life. That's kind of new to me. Dion Sanders said,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: but you can get high from just kind of being
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: in the room right being. I know he's in this
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: big stadium, but if it's if it's enough people smoking,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: you can get like a secondhand high from people smoking
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: out there. Anyway, that is the Mallord riddle of the day.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Thanks to all of you who answered, and we get
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: back to the calls. Let's say hello to Eeny Meani
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Mighty Mode. Let's go to Chris, who's in Houston. What's
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: going on? Chris, welcome, Hey, been great show man. Thank you.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Hey.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I just want to try about the Packers and this
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Michael Parsons trade.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: This is freaking awesome.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: I love seeing Cowboy Nation cry and I haven't seen
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: the hyphenus of the Attackers community so high since Charles
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Woodson was acquired by them many years ago.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: They don't they don't do this. They never do this.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: This is not this is not what the Packers do.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: They don't make these kind of moves.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: I think one guy that's more mad than than than
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: the Cowboy nation. Honestly, is Aaron Rodgers because not only
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: did we get to get a wide receiver in the
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: first round, and we traded for a top three, top
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: five elite defender, something that he never.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: Had while he was there.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think he cares. I think you're Rodgers
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: is just wants he wants to know where the best
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: ayahuasca is. And that's it, you know what I'm saying, Chris,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: And he's just kind of killing you, right, You're right,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: that's definitely. Yeah, he wants to know when he can
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: go on the Joe Rogan podcast next. That's what he
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: wants to know.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: How do you have a question for you real quick?
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Based on this trade?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Can the Cowboys actually lose any any primetime games? And
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: can the Packers move up on those primetime games before
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: the season starts?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: No, not before the season starts, but what could happen
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: late in the year if the Cowboys are terrible, they
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: can they can flex out some of those late I
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: don't have the schedule in front of me, but late
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: in the season they can flex out and the Packers
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: can be added. So yeah, it can change. But it's
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: not going to change before the season. It'll change late
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: in the year. They'll take if the Cowboys are terrible,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: will take them off some although here's the problem though,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: as you know, they get ratings no matter whether they're
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: good or bad. So it's tough to take the Cowboys
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: off primetime because they get ratings. I could see the
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Packers being added in some slots if they're interesting and
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: they're good and Parsons is playing well and all that,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: and so yeah, all right, thank you for listening. Chris.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: There's a Chris we just ever got named Chris to
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: call the show, but he sold out for the day ship.
• 28:00
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• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Beneath that there is cool daddy?
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: I got, I got one question, I got one thing.
• 28:15
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• 28:17
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• 28:21
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• 28:24
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• 29:24
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• 29:26
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• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Cool? And blind Scott playing Slurpy? Is
• 29:32
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• 29:37
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• 29:40
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• 29:42
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I think this is really good for such a
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• 30:14
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• 30:19
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• 30:23
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• 30:32
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• 30:35
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• 30:39
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• 30:44
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• 30:50
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• 30:53
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• 31:00
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• 31:03
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• 34:14
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• 34:34
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• 34:36
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• 34:37
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• 34:45
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• 34:54
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• 34:55
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• 35:06
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• 35:10
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• 35:18
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• 35:22
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• 35:24
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• 35:25
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• 35:30
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• 35:41
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• 35:43
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• 35:51
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• 35:57
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• 36:02
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• 36:04
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• 36:08
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• 36:16
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• 36:20
  Speaker 6: How likely?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: About as likely as we hear from Ed and Arlington
• 36:24
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• 36:29
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• 36:32
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• 36:35
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• 36:40
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  Speaker 1: No, what seasoned? Got? Little mustard? Little pepper there? Hey
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: you you That was from Noah. By the way, Noah's
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: in Austin. It's been a while, weed Man since you've
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: been arrested. Congratulations. Is this the longest you've gone without
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: being arrested by the cops? Yeah, that's pretty impressive. You
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: were getting arrested every other week back in the day.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: We were trying to find your mudshot online. What is
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: weed Man's next job going to be? What marriage counselor?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: That's Eric in Kansas? Is Lisa there? Hello? Lisa? Is
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Lisa there? He's not there tonight. Okay. What was weed
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Man's favorite game growing up? What hash tags? That's it?
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: All right, that's our buddy Chip in Maine. Well, weed Man,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: what is the number three? What is the number three?
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: What?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Three is the number of times David Vasse rolled around
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: while crying like a little girl after breaking his arm
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: on a slide in Milwaukee. That's Lucky Tony. I got
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: to meet that guy, Lucky Tony. He's on my short
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: list of the callers I want to meet when we
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: do the Bay Area Meet and greet. Maybe we'll meet him.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Why do vampires avoid corporate executive jobs? Why afraid of stakeholders? Reggie?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: That's a classic dad joke from Reggie in Detroit. Well,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: you steal a man's wallet and he'll be poor for
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: a day. Weed Man, you heard about that? No, yeah,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: but if you teach him to play a musical instrument,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: he'll be poor for the rest of his life. That's
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Manny from Fresno. Well, some big entertainment news to hear.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: The Incredible Hulk is getting his own show on HGTV.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: Cool.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they said he's amazing at flipping houses, so they're
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: gonna get him a gig us damn from Delaware. Why
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: has the recent immigration crackdown led to lower occupancy rates
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: in Vegas? This is from surfer topic coman Why Why
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Because they have ice on every floor? That's why? All right?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: And uh, what's an illiterate person's favorite DJ?
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: What?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: DJ scribble? That's from Eric in Kansas. You're weak man,