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Hour 3 - Bye George? · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Dingo shopping for some hot takes.
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  Speaker 2: You're a shopaholic, and you've reached.
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  Speaker 3: Our number three, hour.
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  Speaker 2: Three of the Ben Maler Show. We thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 1: A reminder that the Dallas Cowboys are creating lots of
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  Speaker 1: headlines here and they've done it yet again. George Pickens
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  Speaker 1: said this week that he quote love to be back
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  Speaker 1: with Jerry Jones Cowboys. Is that gospel or garbage? Gospel
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  Speaker 1: or garbage? We'll talk about that. Also, speaking of the
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  Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys, another layer to the ongoing story involving the
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  Speaker 1: wide receivers gone a wall Ceedee Lamb has denied that
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  Speaker 1: he puked at the Las Vegas casino before the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: game that led to him being benched at the start
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  Speaker 1: of the game, even though there are internet rumors detailing
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  Speaker 1: exactly what happened. What is your appraisal of this. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get to that as well right now. Also, also we
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  Speaker 1: go to college football. How insane has Arch Manning's flop
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  Speaker 1: been for the Texas Longhorns as the college football season
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  Speaker 1: almost at the.
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  Speaker 3: Bowl portion of the schedule.
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  Speaker 1: We'll go there as well, all of it right about now,
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  Speaker 1: right about now here. It is our number three is
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  Speaker 1: it by George or staying around George. Wel come in
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  Speaker 3: Because he did.
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  Speaker 1: He got the the numbers wrong on how many times
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  Speaker 1: you mentioned the Dallas Cowboys. But they're in the headlines
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  Speaker 1: a lot. We talk about the headlines of the day.
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  Speaker 1: And so we go to Texas and we have a
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  Speaker 1: steatis update one. George George, George, George, George, George, George
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  Speaker 1: of Jerry's World, George Picketts. Now he's hanging out there
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  Speaker 1: on the Death Star. That's the Cowboys, Jerry Jones facility,
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  Speaker 1: the Death Star. Soby I have not been following, possibly not.
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  Speaker 1: There's been a lot of consternation that George Pickens, who
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  Speaker 1: was given away for pennies on the dollar the Pittsburgh
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  Speaker 1: football team because of a pre existing condition, and he
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  Speaker 1: will only be in Dallas for this season, and then
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  Speaker 1: he will say Sayonara, Aloha, I'm out of here, see
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  Speaker 1: you suckers, rived Jay and all that.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 1: Pickens was asked about this, asked about his pending free
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  Speaker 1: agency and his situation.
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  Speaker 3: What did George Pickens say, did you hear what he said? No,
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  Speaker 3: you did not hear what he said? Okay, good.
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  Speaker 1: George Pickens said quote I'd love to be back, he said,
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  Speaker 1: especially with ce d Lamb and Dak Prescott close quote.
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  Speaker 2: Now, some believe that the contract.
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  Speaker 1: Negotiationan is not going to happen anytime soon because of
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  Speaker 1: a condition called Micah Parsons itis and Jerry Jones getting
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  Speaker 1: into it with Micah Parson's agent and is said to
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  Speaker 1: be a sticking point that Jerry he always loves to
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  Speaker 1: drag these things out, and indeed the Cowboys are planning
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  Speaker 1: on dragging this thing out to get daily headlines on
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  Speaker 1: George Pickens and.
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  Speaker 2: Where he's going to end up. So that is a
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  Speaker 2: good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question wide receiver George Pickens saying
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  Speaker 1: that he would love to be back with the Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: Is this gospel or is this garbage?
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  Speaker 3: All right? So my views on this, I've got.
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  Speaker 1: Fire extinguisher, Mike Tyson and Google and we will combine
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  Speaker 1: all of these things together and we are gonna make
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  Speaker 1: the Gabba ghoul. We're gonna make the Goba gool.
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  Speaker 3: Alright, very nice.
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  Speaker 2: Now, first of all, when I saw the quote would
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  Speaker 2: love to be back.
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  Speaker 3: I said two words. I said, oh please, is what
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  Speaker 3: I said. I said, oh please.
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  Speaker 1: And here's why, here's why we know that love is
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  Speaker 1: not legally blinding binding. It might be blinding, but it's
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  Speaker 1: not legally binding if you go until you go down
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  Speaker 1: to the courthouse and all that stuff. So when I
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  Speaker 1: say I would love to be back, I'd also love
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  Speaker 1: to eat cinnamon rolls at the beach at every day
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  Speaker 1: for breakfast, and then I want to go and stay
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  Speaker 1: at the beach and have them for lunch, and then
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to have cinnamon rolls for dinner.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Because I would turn into a Rhinososaurus and I would
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  Speaker 1: have to be forklifted into the radio studio. So I've
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  Speaker 1: chosen not to do that. Now, love is not leverage
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  Speaker 1: for George Pickens.
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  Speaker 3: It is not.
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  Speaker 1: Pickens is sending a Valentine's card over to Jerry Jones,
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry's over there looking at the numbers, looking at
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  Speaker 1: the headlines. He's weighing the money versus the headlines, good
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  Speaker 1: versus evil, all that stuff, back and forth. And see
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  Speaker 1: that's the problem, the headlines and the spreadsheets. So Cede
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  Speaker 1: Lamb is another problem. He's now entered the chat ce
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  Speaker 1: d Lamb just got one.
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  Speaker 3: Hundred million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Gante guaranteed he did not miss a Cowboy game to
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  Speaker 1: see the movie Wicked like the Raina. But he did
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  Speaker 1: miss part of a Cowboy game. More on that in
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  Speaker 1: a minute. So you can't pay two wide receips like
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  Speaker 1: their Beyonce on Tour cannot do it right. So Pickens
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  Speaker 1: has had his own agent drama brewing summer, saying in Michaeh. Parsons,
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  Speaker 1: is it Michah Parsons deja vu? But not the Gentleman's
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  Speaker 1: club with a headache. So here is the naked truth
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  Speaker 1: that you'll only get on overnight talk radio. George Pickens
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  Speaker 1: has been capable of doing what George Pickens has done
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  Speaker 1: this year, this level of elite production for years. He's
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  Speaker 1: one of the great underachievers in the NFL. He's the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys receptions leader. He leads to the Cowboys in yards
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  Speaker 1: and touchdowns. Course, Ceedee Lamb missed some time. That's why
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  Speaker 1: Pickens leads in all those particular categories. But he is
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys leader in the clubhouse when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: receiving stats. He is the stat sheet king, the king
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  Speaker 1: of the stats. He's also tender, but not tender. The
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  Speaker 1: dating app, he's a tender bach. It's not swipe right,
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  Speaker 1: it's not swipe left. It's swipe caboom.
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  Speaker 3: Is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Or at least curve flowy kurve flowy.
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  Speaker 3: See. You sign him, if you're a Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: You signed him long term, you'd better install a professional
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  Speaker 1: level fire extinguisher. In fact, I would even go fire hose.
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  Speaker 1: I would go fire hose. I wouldn't just go fire extinguisher.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have the fire extinguisher, but I'd go fire hose
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  Speaker 1: in the locker room. Now, the Mallard crystal ball. We
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  Speaker 1: brought in the Mallard crystal ball from the garage. The
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  Speaker 1: Mallard crystal ball says, it says three letters. You know
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  Speaker 1: what those three letters are not yees. No, The three
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  Speaker 1: letters are tag as in tag. You're it year to year,
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  Speaker 1: no long term risk. That's the smart play. That is
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  Speaker 1: the smart play right here, if you're the Dallas Cows. Now,
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  Speaker 1: rarely do these teams do the smart thing. Almost never
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  Speaker 1: do they do the smart thing anymore. They have so
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  Speaker 1: much money. We talk about all the time. It's like
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  Speaker 1: the El Choppo, the drug lord. They've got so much
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  Speaker 1: money there, they're like a Mexican cartel. They don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to do with all the money, and so they
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  Speaker 1: got to get rid of the money. How do they
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  Speaker 1: get rid of the money. But the arrow is pointed
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  Speaker 1: directly on this one to answer the question gospel or garbage?
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  Speaker 1: Right at the trash chute. You're on the twelve floor
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  Speaker 1: and there's a trash choot. It's down the hall to
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  Speaker 1: the right, not to the left. To the left is
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  Speaker 1: somebody's apartment, but to the right is the trash chute.
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  Speaker 1: And it's unfortunate the people down on the left live
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  Speaker 1: across from a trash ute, but they do. But they
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  Speaker 1: did get a deal on it, So just throw it
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  Speaker 1: down the trash chute. Now, this is not a marriage proposed.
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  Speaker 1: It is a negotiation situation. As we have talked about
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  Speaker 1: in previous episodes of the show, Jerry Jones cannot offer
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  Speaker 1: the most money. Jerry Jones cannot offer a wide receiver
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  Speaker 1: number one position unless he were to unload CD LAMB,
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  Speaker 1: which is highly unlikely, highly unlikely, And Jerry Jones does
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  Speaker 1: and do love Jerry's more of a one night stand
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  Speaker 1: kind of guy. He does numbers right, ask Micah Parsons
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  Speaker 1: about what he does. I loved Michah Parsons said all
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  Speaker 1: the right things about Michael Parsons publicly and right now,
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  Speaker 1: Micah Parsons is sitting at the Appleton Beer Factory eating
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  Speaker 1: cheese curds on a twenty two degree night, looking around saying,
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  Speaker 1: how did.
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  Speaker 3: I end up here? How did I end up here?
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  Speaker 3: What did I do? What did I do?
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  Speaker 5: All?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Secondly, staying in the Metroplex there, staying in the Dallas
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  Speaker 1: area where Cowboy Wide receiver Ceedee Lamb is entering the chat.
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  Speaker 1: You might remember Ceedee Lamb and George Pickens where tweedled
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  Speaker 1: thee and tweedled dumb benched together as they were twiddling
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  Speaker 1: their thumbs on the sidelines as.
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  Speaker 2: The game was going on against the Raiders Monday night.
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  Speaker 1: And there's been a lot of vague reporting on what's
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  Speaker 1: been going on. So Ceedee Lamb has decided to give
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  Speaker 1: us a little bit of clarity.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit of.
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  Speaker 1: Clarity is Ceedee Lamb denying the viral claims on social
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  Speaker 1: media that he was vomiting vomiting at a Vegas casino
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  Speaker 1: before the Cowboy Raider game, and that is why, that
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  Speaker 1: is why he ended up getting punished. He said he
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  Speaker 1: knows how to hold his liquor. The person who made
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  Speaker 1: the claim said that Lamb did not hold his liquor
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  Speaker 1: and that led to a problem. So the question is
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  Speaker 1: ceedee Lamb denying that he puked at this casino in
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  Speaker 1: Lost Wages, Nevada before the Cowboy game. What is your
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  Speaker 1: appraisal of this one? So weighing the facts, and we're
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  Speaker 1: all about the facts. The Ben Mahlor show stands on
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  Speaker 1: Fact Mountain. We are at the very top of Fact Mountain.
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  Speaker 1: That's where we stand. So if you stand on top
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  Speaker 1: of Fact Mountain, there's no need to defend the bottle.
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  Speaker 1: You don't defend the bottle unless the bottle fought back,
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  Speaker 1: and the bottle fought back. They say that the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: had a dinner. I say that in air quotes dinner
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  Speaker 1: at Red Rock Casino.
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  Speaker 3: And isn't that just adorable?
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  Speaker 1: Now that's the cover story, right, that's the cover story.
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  Speaker 1: That's Jerry Jones handing out the company memo to a
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  Speaker 1: useful idiot in the media. Nobody, nobody gets benched for
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  Speaker 1: having a medium rare steak and some sparkling water at
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  Speaker 1: an overpriced steakhouse in Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: It just doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: Now, maybe slug might say you need to get benched
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  Speaker 1: or something like that. But you can almost picture what
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  Speaker 1: most likely happened, at least in my head. I have
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  Speaker 1: a running commentary, and I have a cartoon bubble.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's not on the right side of my head.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's over here.
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  Speaker 2: It's on the left side of my there's a car.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you can see it, but there's
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  Speaker 2: a cartoon bubble. It's it's right over it's right over there.
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  Speaker 1: So in the cartoon bubble in my head, I was
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  Speaker 1: thinking about what most likely happened.
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  Speaker 2: And in the picture that's in my cartoon.
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  Speaker 3: Bubble, as I look up to the left.
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  Speaker 1: The picture is a Mike Tyson cameo, a tiger on
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  Speaker 1: the roof, someone stuck in a closet, maybe George Pickens
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  Speaker 1: on the casino carpet, impersonating Old Faithful along with Seedy Lamb.
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  Speaker 1: And the Pickens is the hype man. You know, forget
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  Speaker 1: the hold his liquor line. I forget that because.
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  Speaker 6: That is a day, Dear, what day dear, what my
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  Speaker 6: entire life, when I've heard someone say, hey, I know
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  Speaker 6: how to hold my liquor, they actually love to puke
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  Speaker 6: all over them.
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  Speaker 1: So if you actually know how to hold your liquor,
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  Speaker 1: you don't bring it up. That quote screams I absolutely
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  Speaker 1: puked in the lobby of the hotel. And the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: spin job is they were just a few minutes late
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  Speaker 1: to a team meeting. Nothing to see here, They just
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  Speaker 1: missed curfew.
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  Speaker 3: That was it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: So you briefly benched your two top receivers for part
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  Speaker 1: of the Raider game on national television in Island game
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  Speaker 1: because of a tardy check in. Okay, So if it
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  Speaker 1: were that innocent, riddle me this, batman. If it were
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  Speaker 1: that innocent, wouldn't we have seen the receipts already? Wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: there have been a video clip from the hotel where
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  Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb Sashet's his way in just before curfew. Just
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  Speaker 1: before curfew, when guys get benched for one drive. One drive,
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  Speaker 1: that's punishment with plausible.
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  Speaker 3: Deniability, is what that is.
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  Speaker 1: It means they were not quite sober. That's the way
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  Speaker 1: I interpreted my opinion. You can't sue me for my
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  Speaker 1: opinion that they were not quite sober but not quite suspended.
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  Speaker 3: It's that weird Twilight zone do do do Do Do
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  Speaker 3: Do Do Do Do Do Do do do?
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  Speaker 1: When one guy gets benched for one drive right, that
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  Speaker 1: just is something else.
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  Speaker 3: There's something else that means.
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  Speaker 1: They were not quite sober but not quite again suspended.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't break the rules, they broke the janitor's mop
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  Speaker 1: and ceedee Lamb might know how to hold his liquor.
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  Speaker 1: I know how to hold my liquor, but he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know how to hold the alibi. They were said to
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  Speaker 1: be at the Red Rock Hotel in Casino. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure if you've ever been to the Red Sox Red
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  Speaker 1: Rock Hotel and Casino.
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  Speaker 3: I have been. Actually we were years ago.
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  Speaker 1: We were supposed to do a bunch of shows from
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  Speaker 1: Vegas and that was one of the hotels we were
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  Speaker 1: going to be doing the show from. Never happened, but
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  Speaker 1: very nice resort.
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  Speaker 3: Just it.
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  Speaker 2: It's outside of the strip and all that haull of blue.
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  Speaker 3: It's off to the side anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So they were at the Red Rock to cowboys, they
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  Speaker 1: stayed there and the Red Rock vomit comet. No, how
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: about the Red Rock vomit rocket. That works too, the
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  Speaker 1: red rock vomit rocket. I'm buying that.
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  Speaker 3: I want to believe that to be true.
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  Speaker 7: All right, final thought to the business of college football,
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  Speaker 7: we go where the golden boy has become bronze.
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  Speaker 3: Say it ain't.
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  Speaker 1: So we have learned that Texas Longhorns quarterback, the preseason's
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Heisman Trophy winner, Arch Manning, Longhorns quarterback Arch Manning and
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  Speaker 1: his name, image, likeness, valuation has gone down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
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  Speaker 1: down down downtown. It's dropped over three million dollars. Three
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  Speaker 1: million dollars after three college football losses and middling middling
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  Speaker 1: play right question, how insane? How insane has Arch Manning's
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  Speaker 1: flop been for the Texas Longhorns. So Arch Manning hasn't
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  Speaker 1: just dipped. He hasn't just done the dipsy do, because
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: if you just do the dipsy.
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  Speaker 2: Do, it's not that big a deal. This is a
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  Speaker 2: belly whopper.
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  Speaker 3: Is what. This is?
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  Speaker 1: Three million dollars wiped off the nil petty cash, Bye bye.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: This is Google, not the Google you know of. I'm
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: talking about Google Glass.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Do you remember when they came out with Google Google
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Glass and cutting edge and all that kind of like
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  Speaker 1: Arch Manning cutting edge turns out to be absolute ass
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: as cam Ward would say. So Arch is now valued
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  Speaker 1: at three point six million dollars. So I guess we
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  Speaker 1: don't have to have a bake sale for him.
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  Speaker 3: We don't need that. He's still rich.
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  Speaker 1: As long as your last name is Manning, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a fair amount of money, assuming you have the
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  Speaker 1: right DNA makeup. But the rankings tell you the truth.
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  Speaker 1: Is Arch Manning a top ten quarterback this year?
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  Speaker 2: Of course?
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  Speaker 5: Not?
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  Speaker 3: Is Arch Manning a top fifteen?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Do I hear top twenty?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: I do not hear top twenty. The man in the
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  Speaker 1: back says to number twenty five. No, man in the
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  Speaker 1: back is not number twenty five, not in the top
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  Speaker 1: twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: The young lady wearing red off.
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  Speaker 2: To the right, She says, okay, what about that?
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  Speaker 1: Is that top thirty? No, No, young lady in the
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  Speaker 1: red sitting the right, not top thirty. There's Marcel and Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 1: Marcel says, do I hear number number one? No, we've
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  Speaker 1: already covered that. Marcell's I see hollering James over there.
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  Speaker 1: He says, what about number two? Is it number two.
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  Speaker 1: I said, no, it's not number two. That's the Leprechaun.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: The Leprechaun calls number two. It's a bad job by
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  Speaker 1: your Shame on.
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  Speaker 5: You anyway, Ben Oh, no, not again with the Gremlins.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: We're not doing that, are we, Ben Oh, we might
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  Speaker 5: be well with that.
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  Speaker 8: We'll be back with here on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go.
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  Speaker 2: Also the Texas San Antonio road Runners.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Right, you got that, the Rutgers Scarlet Knights, the East
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Carolina Pirates as well, and see that those obviously not elite.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's that's like daytime.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: One o'clock, not even one o'clock.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: That's like like ten in the morning. Football is what
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: that is.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: And that ranking gets you on the Bob's Discount Furniture
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Bowl matchup. You don't get quarterback coaches at that level.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: You get coupons. And so they did a pull out
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: of you solid or not. I don't do I don't
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: do this. I don't know polls. I do big boards.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: But they do polls. So they had twenty five NFL
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: scouts and executives all right, zero zero votes for arch
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Manning to be the first quarterback taken in twenty twenty six.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: That he's not even going to be a QB one.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Fernando Mendoza of the Indiana Hoosiers got most of the votes,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Oregon's Dante More and Alabama's Tye Simpson. Arch Manning, he
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: got squad douche is what he got. He got anohing
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Buppkis and his draft window is it slam shot? Well,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: it's not totally slam shut. Because he's got the name
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Cachet and all that. There's a good chance he's going
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: to have to return to the Texas Longhorns in twenty
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: twenty six just to have enough oxygen to go into
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: the NFL Draft in twenty twenty seven. The only saving
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: grace for arch Manning is the Manning Royal family.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: They're the federal Reserve of quarterbacking.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: They resuscitate his brand, his stock, all that stuff. They
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: pay for, the proper tutors, the hypeman, the massage therapist,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: covery program, whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. But right
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: now we have to worry about the program.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Right now.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: But right now, Texas played venture capitalists and their investment
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: and all the people, the boosters that invested in arch Manning,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: they've all gone busted. Welcome, He's not Golden He's bronze manning.
• 21:22
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  Speaker 1: South Alabama is hosting a baby race at its game
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  Speaker 3: Again.
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  Speaker 1: South Alabama is hosting a baby race Holy Smokers at
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: its game against Southern Mississippi on Saturday. The prize for
• 22:31
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  Speaker 1: of the day.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: And here's the Mallar riddle. Of the Day.
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  Speaker 2: I want to thank the great Tim mcdarby for sending
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• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Good job by you, Tim. Thank you. Always love when
• 25:00
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• 25:01
  Speaker 1: So here is the Mallord Riddle of the day from
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: college football. South Alabama is hosting a baby race at
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: its game against Southern Miss on Saturday.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: The prize is a blank. Prize is a blank. That
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: is the Mallard Riddle of the day.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Eileen in San Francisco says, a motorhead onesie is the answer.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Fergdog says, a lifetime supply of nothing and an all
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: expense paid trip to nowhere. Asher says, a ticket to
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: the next Mallor meet and greet.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: That's me a T.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: So a lot of meat will be at that one,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: he says, there and it'd be great, Ashley, you can
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• 25:44
  Speaker 3: The win James, so many legends.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: This Piccoli has been to a couple of Malord meet
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  Speaker 2: and greets, so be great.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Who else?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: A high school diploma from Late Night drug tester, A
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: supply of the Ben Mallord, supply of the Ben Mallard
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: chicken fingers from Eloy from Compton. That's his answer. A
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: bowl of chili guess by Donkey Sausage. A clown party
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: from King Rory. Who else do we have? A free
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: private concert from the Kettering Banjo Society guest by Rob
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: the goat Man. I love the costumes they looked like.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Did you see this restaurant called Ferrel's. I don't know
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: if it was a national place. Yeah, it was an
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: ice felder in a shop. They wore the straw hats
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I remember I was a kid. And the Kettering Banjo
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Society from Dayton, Ohio dressed like the people that worked
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: at Farrel's back in the day. Restaurant New Family from
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Milkman Mike and Colorado just josh as.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: The winner receives a year.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Supply of Huggies and a compound bow.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Interesting. What else we have?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Alf, Alf the Alien says, A two year supply of
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Mother's milk aka the Booby Prize.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Get it a booby prize, says.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Alf the Alien.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says a four jar of four
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: jars of Gerber baby grits. Winning baby gets a free
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: set of dentures from Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota. Rob
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: in Minnesota says the winner gets a case of Jack Daniels.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Nature boy says, A baby mama, how about that?
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: Should be very.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Excited about that.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: A new set of parents from Fudgie. A Tomahawks steak
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: from Dante. That must be the gag on burner account.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: What else that page down? Propane and propane accessories from
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Robbie the Mariner. Fan Doug in South Koreina says, mountain
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: dew and snickers filler up. Phil says a free onesie,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: A free onesie that says, I only cry when ugly
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: people hold me. A courtesy flusher going with a pack
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: of cigarettes. It's a dingleberry pie. The most delicious pie
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: of them all is dingleberry pie from Johnny Q. A
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: dose of Gremlins from Mike the Leprechaun. Kidding me, Yeah,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Alf says.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Free AI art ain't perfect.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: But you get my drift and I get Yours kind
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: of looks like more of a husky planet mikey than you. Yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: He did art of Mike Tyson, a tiger and.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Me, and I don't think I look anything like that
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: particular AI drawing of me at all, but there you
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Tyson looks right and the tiger looks right, but not me.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Larina, do you have an answer?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: South Alabama is hosting a baby race at its game
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: against Southern Miss on Saturday.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: The prize is a blank.
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: It is a twenty pound turkey, Ben.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Twenty Well, Thanksgiving is next week. Twenty pound turkey seems
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: like a good idea. Unfortunately that is incorrect. Yeah, the
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: correct answer, Lorena. The baby will receive a lifetime hunting
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: and fishing license in the state of Alabama for life.
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: Are you kidding me?
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: No, It's funny because when you first asked, I was like, well,
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: what's Alabama known for?
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: Are they known for their hunting and game?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of great outdoors in Alabama. If
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: you're an outdoors minute, it's the way to go. Now
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: check this out. So the cost of an Alabama lifetime
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: fishing and hunting license. You want to guess how much
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: that prize is worse? You want to take a guess.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Here, lifetime I'm going to say over ten thousand dollars prize.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: You think that's a ten thousand dollars prize? The cost
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: of an Alabama lifetime fishing and hunting license ten thousand?
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, very good, coop. You want in on this, you
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: want to what do you think here?
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: I mean we're talking, oh, lifetime, lifetime, yeah wow? What
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: was what was your guest RINGA ten thousand.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Ten thousand dollars?
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: That seems like a lot.
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: It's fifty dollars a year.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: Want to go with three thousand, three thousand?
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: You have you've apparently both you know you've got over.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: You've gone over.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: According to the Gadsden Times in Alabama, the cost of
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: an Alabama lifetime fishing and hunting license is three hundred
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: and forty four dollars and thirty thousands.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Now, the good news is if.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: You're over, if you're sixty four years old or older,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you can get a lifetime license for six dollars.
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: You shouldn't You probably shouldn't be shooting a gun if you're.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Uh so, that's a that's quite the prize package. A
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty Why.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Maybe listen, it's something right. I mean, what if the
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: kid doesn't want to do hunting. What if the kid's
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: like a vegan, it doesn't grows up and doesn't want.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: To, they'll likely kick the kid out of Alabama. But
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I mean, you know, you've got to
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: enjoy the outdoors. You live in a place with the
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: great outdoors. You got to go out and enjoy.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Life a little bit. Man alive.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: All right, it is the bend Mallow Show. We got
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week coming up a little bit
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: later this hour. But we have calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: So many calls. Let's see, who do we have any meaning?
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Mighty moe. Let's see we'll go to let's go to
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: eat dog.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Hello, eat dog, eat Doggie.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: In New York.
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  Speaker 1: Online?
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Are you on? Are you on speaker phone?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Are you big timing me on speakerphone?
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Bro? No, I love being on speaker Are you taking
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: a dump?
• 31:32
  Speaker 9: Laying in bed?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: You're laying in bed? Okay, what do you you gotta?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: You got a Queen bed, a California king, a regular
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: king bed.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: You got a single bed? What do you got?
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: The way?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I want to get to a play with on the
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: air now, oh, blind Scott, Now he was on. We
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: got we got rid of you don't know what size
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: bed you're in? What it seemed odd that you didn't
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: know what size bed you're laying it?
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know. They just gave me a bed.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: So I'm taking it and now I want to pick
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: an addiction. The Ravens are playing the Jets this week.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: The Ravens are gonna beat them one to three.
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: Okay, the bill flut tonight to the tensions. When I
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: think the Bills are like the Super Bowl.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: You're you're zero for two, keep going, keep going.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: You're oh for two.
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: I'm taking a dump. You mean.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Well, you could be taking a dump.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not there. I don't know what you can do.
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: Make sure you wash your hands.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Make sure you flush. You gotta flush, you got make
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: sure to flush?
• 32:49
  Speaker 10: What?
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: Oh Ben, you're not gonna mind this, I tell you.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Do you pick up till you pick up the pick
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: up the phone.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Please pick up the phone. You're annoying me. Now pick
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: up the phone. Come on, don't be rue, pick up
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: the phone, take it up. Come on. My mom mailed
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: me out a hat. Gets what kind of hat she
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: got me? U yamaka? No I chipa? Oh well, the
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: same the same thing. Come on.
• 33:15
  Speaker 9: Never listen what man looks at this Back in the
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: day when I was when I was thirteen years old, right,
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: I went to Sittygauga.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: What's your sharing? And yo kapoor and I got back
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: and it was poor in rain, and I.
• 33:31
  Speaker 9: Ran down the block and played baseball.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: With my friends. Congratulations, congratulations? Oh yeah, gets what currently had?
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: My mom gave you? It's fly a cop and it's
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: out yamaga, but it's it. It starts a double.
• 33:49
  Speaker 10: Look.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I feel like the calls. No, this is not going
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: very well.
• 33:53
  Speaker 9: The dog.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: When did these ever go?
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: Well? The dog?
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Are you bothered at coops? And you're the worst caller?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: And we have some really bad callers and he thinks
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: you're the worst caller.
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: Well, that's ridiculous, because I'm the best that ever was.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: I'm the greatest.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: You're talking what do you You're talking about a hat
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: that your mom got you.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: What are what are we doing here?
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: No?
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, not just a hat?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: A hat when he was How.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Old were you when you got the hat? Today?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: Memory, when he was thirteen?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm conflicting the stories because you you went from
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: a story about your hat to when you were thirteen
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: playing baseball.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: In the rain is what you did? Yeah? Football in
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: the rain? Oh my god, who cares? Nobody in the rain.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: It's okay, Well, I'm determined.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Listen, I've determined Melissa doesn't care, your mom doesn't care,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: your relatives, don't you call us.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: And having uncle Marty right?
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: And he doesn't care? Yes, No, that means he definitely
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: means he definitely does not care, definitely does not.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Care, doesn't care what every time he mean me and
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: my brothers and sisters. You boo because okay, I gotta go,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: I thank you, I gotta go. Eat dog as a
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: great heat dog.
• 35:29
  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: I determined there's he's even by his standards.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: There was off.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: If he doesn't win Worst call there there's something wrong
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: with the photog coop.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: You don't understand. That's the most competitive category that we have.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Can anyone really beat Mike the Leprechaun for the worst caller?
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Mike the le runs circles around that guy.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: What about Poppy in San Diego? Poppy is a terrible caller,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: He's been consistently bad for years. He's a multi time
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Worst Caller of the Year winner.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Poppy in San Diego.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: I would say Poppy is better than eating.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, that is horrific.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: How about the guy in Omaha that calls up and
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: tells stories from like the nineteen Every story is from
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: the nineteen eighties.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: You know the guy that's supposed to send me the Omaha.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Hat oh Irishman black Irishman.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's pretty bad, but like e dog just
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: like rambles about nothing and.
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: You can hardly understand him while he's doing it.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: And he talks about like his like hiss, like like Melissa,
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: like who, like.
• 36:33
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully we man paid his phone bill and he's good
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  Speaker 3: weed man.
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  Speaker 9: Knock, knock, who's there? Blame weed Blame weed too.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: It's big Man's lame joke of the week. Okay, let's
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: do what weed mat Are you there? My guy weed
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: made Billy in Miami.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: He paid his phone bill, He's got his Obama phone.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Hello weed Man? Yeah, okay, here we go. These are
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: actual jokes. Here we go.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: How does weed Man like his Thanksgiving turkey?
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Smoke?
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: That's a Brendan from Boston after Brandon.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Very funny, very I know you do well that was
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: the joke.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: What was weed Man? What was weed Man provided? What
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: has weed Man provided to the world?
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  Speaker 10: What?
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Well, he's actually we man? What did you you prove
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: to the world? Weed Man?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: That beggars can be losers?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: That's a surfer Todd the comedian now living in Las Vegas.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Surfer Todd the Comitia List though, yeah, moved to Vegas.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: He in his lovely bride. Why does weed Man not
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: know how to set up an email?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Why? How come?
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Because he's stupid and smells bad?
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: That's from Ferd Dog. That's not nice, I mean, my goods,
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: that's even a joke. Well, he said that in.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: What are weed Man's pronouns? What he himself and high are?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: It's a surfer Todd the comedian. What's the difference between
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: weed Man and Blair in Maine?
• 39:56
  Speaker 10: What?
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Well, weed Man can get an email and can't get
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: a fee.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Male, So there's there's that. That's a bit of a
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: bit of a problem.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: That's Chip in Maine makes some great cookies. Send us
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: some cookies a couple of years back.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Very nice.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: What is weed Man's favorite Thanksgiving dish? What hash browns?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: You love the hash?
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: That's a micae leprechaun. All right? How can weed Man?
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: How can weed Man use the Ben Malers Show to
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: get rich quick?
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Getting one dollar every time? Lorena chimes in?
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: That's Noah in Austin said that one. How did how
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: did we.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Man feel about his unprovoked attack by blind Scott? Blindsided?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: That's Chip in You were blind sided Chip in Maine?
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  Speaker 9: All right?
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Why does weed Man only drink coffee? Why it turns
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: out you have no proper tea?
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: He said, Joe and Virginia beach, good military time.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Why did weed Man hippie go to the aquarium to
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: buy some shoes?
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: Why?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Well, you heard.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: That is where they have great crocs. George, George and
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Ubaldi Texas. What is it called when weed man uses
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: the outdoors as a bathroom? What a dereliction of duty?
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Dood? There you go.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Who is going to win the Housekeeping Olympics? Helmet man
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: and weed man. That's Eric in Kansas. What did Marcel
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: say when Santa asked, what do you want for Christmas?
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Marcel?
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: He said, yes it is. That's Rick in Northridge, California.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Weed man. There you go.